首页 >出版文学> Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions>第36章
  [VidetheLettersofJosephIItodistinguishedPrincesandStatesmen,publishedforthefirsttimeinEnglandin“ThePamphleteer“for1821。
  TheywereoriginallypublishedinGermanyafewyearspreviously,andthrowagreatlightuponthecharacterofthatmonarchandtheeventsofhisreign。]
  IntheUnitedStatesofAmericathecodevariesconsiderably。InoneortwoofthestillwildandsimpleStatesoftheFarWest,wherenoduelhasyetbeenfought,thereisnospecificlawuponthesubjectbeyondthatintheDecalogue,whichsays,“Thoushaltdonomurder。“
  Butduellingeverywherefollowsthestepsofmoderncivilization,andbythetimethebackwoodsmanistransformedintothecitizen,hehasimbibedthefalsenotionsofhonourwhichareprevalentinEurope,andaroundhim,andisready,likehisprogenitors,tosettlehisdifferenceswiththepistol。InthemajorityoftheStatesthepunishmentforchallenging,fighting,oractingassecond,issolitaryimprisonmentandhardlabourforanyperiodlessthanayear,anddisqualificationforservinganypublicofficefortwentyyears。InVermontthepunishmentistotaldisqualificationforoffice,deprivationoftherightsofcitizenship,andafine;infatalcases,thesamepunishmentasthatofmurderers。InRhodeIsland,thecombatant,thoughdeathdoesnotensue,isliabletobecartedtothegallows,witharopeabouthisneck,andtositinthistrimforanhour,exposedtothepeltingsofthemob。Hemaybefurtherimprisonedforayear,attheoptionofthemagistrate。InConnecticutthepunishmentistotaldisqualificationforofficeoremploy,andafine,varyingfromonehundredtoathousanddollars。ThelawsofIllinoisrequirecertainofficersofthestatetomakeoath,previoustotheirinstalment,thattheyhaveneverbeen,noreverwillbe,concernedinaduel。[“EncyclopediaAmericana,“art。Duelling。]
  AmongsttheedictsagainstduellingpromulgatedatvarioustimesinEurope,maybementionedthatofAugustusKingofPoland,in1712,whichdecreedthepunishmentofdeathagainstprincipalsandseconds,andminorpunishmentsagainstthebearersofachallenge。AnedictwasalsopublishedatMunich,in1773,accordingtowhichbothprincipalsandseconds,eveninduelswherenoonewaseitherkilledorwounded,shouldbehanged,andtheirbodiesburiedatthefootofthegallows。
  TheKingofNaplesissuedanordinanceagainstduellingin1838,inwhichthepunishmentofdeathisdecreedagainstallconcernedinafatalduel。Thebodiesofthosekilled,andofthosewhomaybeexecutedinconsequence,aretobeburiedinunconsecratedground,andwithoutanyreligiousceremony;norisanymonumenttobeerectedonthespot。Thepunishmentforduelsinwhicheither,orboth,arewounded,andforthoseinwhichnodamagewhateverisdone,variesaccordingtothecase,andconsistsoffine,imprisonment,lossofrankandhonours,andincapacityforfillinganypublicsituation。
  Bearersofchallengesmayalsobepunishedwithfineandimprisonment。
  Itmightbeimaginedthatenactmentssoseverealloverthecivilizedworldwouldfinallyeradicateacustom,theprevalenceofwhicheverywiseandgoodmanmustdeplore。Butthefrownsofthelawneveryethavetaught,andneverwillteach,mentodesistfromthispractice,aslongasitisfeltthatthelawgiversympathiseswithitinhisheart。Thesternjudgeuponthebenchmaysaytotheunfortunatewightwhohasbeencalledaliarbysomeunmannerlyopponent,“Ifyouchallengehim,youmeditatemurder,andareguiltyofmurder!“butthesamejudge,divestedofhisrobesofstate,andmixingintheworldwithothermen,wouldsay,“Ifyoudonotchallengehim,ifyoudonotruntheriskofmakingyourselfamurderer,youwillbelookeduponasamean-spiritedwretch,unfittoassociatewithyourfellows,anddeservingnothingbuttheirscornandtheircontempt!“Itissociety,andnottheduellist,whoistoblame。
  Femaleinfluence,too,whichissopowerfulinleadingmeneithertogoodortoevil,takes,inthiscase,theevilpart。Mereanimalbraveryhas,unfortunately,suchcharmsinthefemaleeye,thatasuccessfulduellistisbuttoooftenregardedasasortofhero;andthemanwhorefusestofight,thoughoftruercourage,isthoughtapoltroon,whomaybetrampledon。Mr。Graves,amemberoftheAmericanLegislature,who,earlyin1838,killedaMr。Cilleyinaduel,trulyandeloquentlysaid,ontheflooroftheHouseofRepresentatives,whenlamentingtheunfortunateissueofthatencounter,thatsocietywasmoretoblamethanhewas。“Publicopinion,“saidtherepentantorator,“ispracticallytheparamountlawoftheland。Everyotherlaw,bothhumananddivine,ceasestobeobserved;yea,withersandperishesincontactwithit。Itwasthisparamountlawofthisnation,andofthisHouse,thatforcedme,underthepenaltyofdishonour,tosubjectmyselftothecode,whichimpelledmeunwillinglyintothistragicalaffair。Upontheheadsofthisnation,andatthedoorsofthisHouse,reststhebloodwithwhichmyunfortunatehandshavebeenstained!“
  Aslongassocietyisinthismood;aslongasitthinksthatthemanwhorefusestoresentaninsult,deservedthatinsult,andshouldbescoutedaccordingly,solong,itistobefeared,willduellingexist,howeverseverethelawsmaybe。Menmusthaveredressforinjuriesinflicted,andwhenthoseinjuriesareofsuchanaturethatnotribunalwilltakecognizanceofthem,theinjuredwilltakethelawintotheirownhands,andrightthemselvesintheopinionoftheirfellows,atthehazardoftheirlives。Muchasthesagemayaffecttodespisetheopinionoftheworld,therearefewwhowouldnotratherexposetheirlivesahundredtimesthanbecondemnedtoliveon,insociety,butnotofit——aby-wordofreproachtoallwhoknowtheirhistory,andamarkforscorntopointhisfingerat。
  Theonlypracticablemeansfordiminishingtheforceofacustomwhichisthedisgraceofcivilization,seemstobetheestablishmentofacourtofhonour,whichshouldtakecognizanceofallthosedelicateandalmostintangibleoffenceswhichyetwoundsodeeply。ThecourtestablishedbyLouisXIVmightbetakenasamodel。Nomannowfightsaduelwhenafitapologyhasbeenoffered,anditshouldbethedutyofthiscourttoweighdispassionatelythecomplaintofeverymaninjuredinhishonour,eitherbywordordeed,andtoforcetheoffendertomakeapublicapology。Ifherefusedtheapology,hewouldbethebreakerofasecondlaw;anoffenderagainstahighcourt,aswellasagainstthemanhehadinjured,andmightbepunishedwithfineandimprisonment,thelattertolastuntilhesawtheerrorofhisconduct,andmadetheconcessionwhichthecourtdemanded。
  If,aftertheestablishmentofthistribunal,menshouldbefoundofanaturesobloodthirstyasnottobesatisfiedwithitspeacefuldecisions,andshouldresorttotheoldandbarbarousmodeofanappealtothepistol,somemeansmightbefoundofdealingwiththem。
  Tohangthemasmurdererswouldbeofnoavail;fortosuchmendeathwouldhavefewterrors。Shamealonewouldbringthemtoreason。Thefollowingcode,itishumblysuggestedtoallfuturelegislatorsuponthesubject,would,inconjunctionwiththeestablishmentofacourtofhonour,domuchtowardseradicatingthisblotfromsociety。Everymanwhofoughtaduel,eventhoughhedidnotwoundhisopponent,shouldbetried,and,uponproofofthefact,besentencedtohavehisrighthandcutoff。Theworldwouldthenknowhistruecharacteraslongashelived。Ifhishabitsofduellingweresoinveterate,andheshouldlearntofireapistolwithhislefthand,heshould,uponconvictionofasecondoffence,losethathandalso。Thislaw,whichshouldallownocommutationofthepunishment,underanycircumstances,wouldlendstrengthandauthoritytothecourtofhonour。Inthecourseofafewyearsduellingwouldberankedamongstexplodedfollies,andmenwouldbegintowonderthatacustomsobarbarousandsoimpioushadeverexistedamongstthem。
  THELOVEOFTHEMARVELLOUSANDTHEDISBELIEFOFTHETRUE。
  “Well,sonJohn,“saidtheoldwoman,“andwhatwonderfulthingsdidyoumeetwithallthetimeyouwereatsea?“-“Oh!mother,“
  repliedJohn,“Isawmanystrangethings。“——“Tellusallaboutthem,“repliedhismother,“forIlongtohearyouradventures。“——“
  Well,then,“saidJohn,“asweweresailingovertheLine,whatdoyouthinkwesaw?“-“Ican’timagine,“repliedhismother——“Well,wesawafishriseoutofthesea,andflyoverourship!““Oh!John!
  John!whataliaryouare!“saidhismother,shakingherhead,andsmilingincredulously。“Trueasdeath?saidJohn;“andwesawstillmorewonderfulthingsthanthat。“——“Letushearthem,“saidhismother,shakingherheadagain;“andtellthetruth,John,ifyoucan。“——“Believeit,orbelieveitnot,asyouplease,“repliedherson;“butasweweresailinguptheRedSea,ourcaptainthoughtheshouldlikesomefishfordinner;sohetoldustothrowournets,andcatchsome。“——“Well,“inquiredhismother,seeingthathepausedinhisstory。“Well,“rejoinedherson,“wedidthrowthem,and,attheveryfirsthaul,webroughtupachariot-wheel,madeallofgold,andinlaidwithdiamonds!““Lordblessus!“saidhismother,“andwhatdidthecaptainsay?“——“Why,hesaiditwasoneofthewheelsofPharaoh’schariot,thathadlainintheRedSeaeversincethatwickedKingwasdrowned,withallhishost,whilepursuingtheIsraelites。“——
  “Well,well,“saidhismother,liftingupherhandsinadmiration;
  “now,that’sverypossible,andIthinkthecaptainwasaverysensibleman。Tellmesuchstoriesasthat,andI’llbelieveyou;butnevertalktomeofsuchthingsasflyingfish!No,no,John,suchstorieswon’tgodownwithme,Icanassureyou!“
  Sucholdwomenasthesailor’smother,intheabovewell-knownanecdote,arebynomeansrareintheworld。Everyageandcountryhasproducedthem。Theyhavebeenfoundinhighplaces,andhavesatdownamongthelearnedoftheearth。Instancesmustbefamiliartoeveryreaderinwhichthesamepersonwaswilling,withgreedycredulity,toswallowthemostextravagantfiction,andyetrefusecredencetoaphilosophicalfact。ThesameGreekswhobelievedreadilythatJupiterwooedLedaintheformofaswan,deniedstoutlythattherewereanyphysicalcausesforstormsandthunder,andtreatedasimpiousthosewhoattemptedtoaccountforthemontruephilosophicalprinciples。
  Thereasonsthatthusleadmankindtobelievethemarvellouslyfalse,andtodisbelievethemarvellouslytrue,maybeeasilygathered。OfalltheoffspringofTime,Erroristhemostancient,andissooldandfamiliaranacquaintance,thatTruth,whendiscovered,comesuponmostofuslikeanintruder,andmeetstheintruder’swelcome。Weallpayaninvoluntaryhomagetoantiquity——a“blindhomage,“asBaconcallsitinhis“NovumOrganum,“whichtendsgreatlytotheobstructionoftruth。Tothegreatmajorityofmortaleyes,Timesanctifieseverythingthathedoesnotdestroy。Themerefactofanythingbeingsparedbythegreatfoemakesitafavouritewithus,whoaresuretofallhisvictims。Tocallaprejudice“time-hallowed,“
  istoopenawayforitintoheartswhereitneverbeforepenetrated。
  Somepeculiarcustommaydisgracethepeopleamongstwhomitflourishes;yetmenofalittlewisdomrefusetoaidinitsextirpation,merelybecauseitisold。Thusitiswithhumanbelief,andthusitiswebringshameuponourownintellect。
  Tothiscausemaybeaddedanother,alsomentionedbyLordBacon——amisdirectedzealinmattersofreligion,whichinducessomanytodecryanewly-discoveredtruth,becausetheDivinerecordscontainnoallusiontoit,orbecause,atfirstsight,itappearstomilitate,notagainstreligion,butagainstsomeobscurepassagewhichhasneverbeenfairlyinterpreted。Theoldwomaninthestorycouldnotbelievethattherewassuchacreatureasaflying-fish,becauseherBibledidnottellherso,butshebelievedthathersonhaddrawnupthegoldenandbejewelledwheelfromtheRedSea,becauseherBibleinformedherthatPharaohwasdrownedthere。
  Uponasimilarprinciplethemonksoftheinquisitionbelievedthatthedevilappearedvisiblyamongmen,thatSt。Anthonypulledhisnosewithapairofred-hotpincers,andthattherelicsofthesaintsworkedmiracles;yettheywouldnotbelieveGalileo,whenheprovedthattheearthturnedroundthesun。