首页 >出版文学> Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions>第17章
  “Thetulipnextappeared,allovergay,Butwanton,fullofpride,andfullofplay;
  Theworldcan’tshowadyebutherehasplace;
  Nay,bynewmixtures,shecanchangeherface;
  Purpleandgoldarebothbeneathhercare-
  Therichestneedleworkshelovestowear;
  Heronlystudyistopleasetheeye,Andtooutshinetherestinfinery。“
  This,thoughnotverypoetical,isthedescriptionofapoet。
  Beckmann,inhisHistoryofInventions,paintsitwithmorefidelity,andinprosemorepleasingthanCowley’spoetry。Hesays,“Therearefewplantswhichacquire,throughaccident,weakness,ordisease,somanyvariegationsasthetulip。Whenuncultivated,andinitsnaturalstate,itisalmostofonecolour,haslargeleaves,andanextraordinarilylongstem。Whenithasbeenweakenedbycultivation,itbecomesmoreagreeableintheeyesoftheflorist。Thepetalsarethenpaler,smaller,andmorediversifiedinhue;andtheleavesacquireasoftergreencolour。Thusthismasterpieceofculture,themorebeautifulitturns,growssomuchtheweaker,sothat,withthegreatestskillandmostcarefulattention,itcanscarcelybetransplanted,orevenkeptalive。“
  Manypersonsgrowinsensiblyattachedtothatwhichgivesthemagreatdealoftrouble,asamotheroftenloveshersickandever-ailingchildbetterthanhermorehealthyoffspring。Uponthesameprinciplewemustaccountfortheunmeritedencomialavisheduponthesefragileblossoms。In1634,therageamongtheDutchtopossessthemwassogreatthattheordinaryindustryofthecountrywasneglected,andthepopulation,eventoitslowestdregs,embarkedinthetuliptrade。Asthemaniaincreased,pricesaugmented,until,intheyear1635,manypersonswereknowntoinvestafortuneof100,000
  florinsinthepurchaseoffortyroots。Itthenbecamenecessarytosellthembytheirweightinperits,asmallweightlessthanagrain。
  AtulipofthespeciescalledAdmiralLiefken,weighing400perits,wasworth4400florins;anAdmiralVonderEyk,weighing446perits,wasworth1260florins;ashilderof106peritswasworth1615
  florins;aviceroyof400perits,3000florins,and,mostpreciousofall,aSemperAugustus,weighing200perits,wasthoughttobeverycheapat5500florins。Thelatterwasmuchsoughtafter,andevenaninferiorbulbmightcommandapriceof2000florins。Itisrelatedthat,atonetime,earlyin1636,therewereonlytworootsofthisdescriptiontobehadinallHolland,andthosenotofthebest。OnewasinthepossessionofadealerinAmsterdam,andtheotherinHarlaem。Soanxiouswerethespeculatorstoobtainthemthatonepersonofferedthefee-simpleoftwelveacresofbuildinggroundfortheHarlaemtulip。ThatofAmsterdamwasboughtfor4600florins,anewcarriage,twogreyhorses,andacompletesuitofharness。
  Munting,anindustriousauthorofthatday,whowroteafoliovolumeofonethousandpagesuponthetulipomania,haspreservedthefollowinglistofthevariousarticles,andtheirvalue,whichweredeliveredforonesinglerootoftherarespeciescalledtheviceroy:——
  florins。
  Twolastsofwheat。
  Fourlastsofrye
  Fourfatoxen
  Eightfatswine
  Twelvefatsheep。
  Twohogsheadsofwine。
  Fourtunsofbeer……
  Twotonsofbutter。
  Onethousandlbs。ofcheese。
  Acompletebed。
  Asuitofclothes。
  Asilverdrinkingcup。
  PeoplewhohadbeenabsentfromHolland,andwhosechanceitwastoreturnwhenthisfollywasatitsmaximum,weresometimesledintoawkwarddilemmasbytheirignorance。ThereisanamusinginstanceofthekindrelatedinBlainville’sTravels。Awealthymerchant,whopridedhimselfnotalittleonhisraretulips,receivedupononeoccasionaveryvaluableconsignmentofmerchandisefromtheLevant。
  Intelligenceofitsarrivalwasbroughthimbyasailor,whopresentedhimselfforthatpurposeatthecounting-house,amongbalesofgoodsofeverydescription。Themerchant,torewardhimforhisnews,munificentlymadehimapresentofafineredherringforhisbreakfast。Thesailorhad,itappears,agreatpartialityforonions,andseeingabulbverylikeanonionlyinguponthecounterofthisliberaltrader,andthinkingit,nodoubt,verymuchoutofitsplaceamongsilksandvelvets,heslilyseizedanopportunityandslippeditintohispocket,asarelishforhisherring。Hegotclearoffwithhisprize,andproceededtothequaytoeathisbreakfast。HardlywashisbackturnedwhenthemerchantmissedhisvaluableSemperAugustus,worththreethousandflorins,orabout280poundssterling。Thewholeestablishmentwasinstantlyinanuproar;searchwaseverywheremadeforthepreciousroot,butitwasnottobefound。Greatwasthemerchant’sdistressofmind。Thesearchwasrenewed,butagainwithoutsuccess。Atlastsomeonethoughtofthesailor。
  Theunhappymerchantsprangintothestreetatthebaresuggestion。
  Hisalarmedhouseholdfollowedhim。Thesailor,simplesoul!hadnotthoughtofconcealment。Hewasfoundquietlysittingonacoilofropes,masticatingthelastmorselofhis“onion。“Littledidhedreamthathehadbeeneatingabreakfastwhosecostmighthaveregaledawholeship’screwforatwelvemonth;or,astheplunderedmerchanthimselfexpressedit,“mighthavesumptuouslyfeastedthePrinceofOrangeandthewholecourtoftheStadtholder。“AnthonycausedpearlstobedissolvedinwinetodrinkthehealthofCleopatra;SirRichardWhittingtonwasasfoolishlymagnificentinanentertainmenttoKingHenryV;andSirThomasGreshamdrankadiamond,dissolvedinwine,tothehealthofQueenElizabeth,whensheopenedtheRoyalExchange:butthebreakfastofthisroguishDutchmanwasassplendidaseither。Hehadanadvantage,too,overhiswastefulpredecessors:theirgemsdidnotimprovethetasteorthewholesomenessoftheirwine,whilehistulipwasquitedeliciouswithhisredherring。Themostunfortunatepartofthebusinessforhimwas,thatheremainedinprisonforsomemonths,onachargeoffelony,preferredagainsthimbythemerchant。
  AnotherstoryistoldofanEnglishtraveller,whichisscarcelylessludicrous。Thisgentleman,anamateurbotanist,happenedtoseeatulip-rootlyingintheconservatoryofawealthyDutchman。Beingignorantofitsquality,hetookouthispenknife,andpeeledoffitscoats,withtheviewofmakingexperimentsuponit。Whenitwasbythismeansreducedtohalfitsoriginalsize,hecutitintotwoequalsections,makingallthetimemanylearnedremarksonthesingularappearancesoftheunknownbulb。Suddenlytheownerpounceduponhim,and,withfuryinhiseyes,askedhimifheknewwhathehadbeendoing?“Peelingamostextraordinaryonion,“repliedthephilosopher。
  “Hunderttausendduyvel,“saidtheDutchman;“it’sanAdmiralVanderE。yck。““Thankyou,“repliedthetraveller,takingouthisnote-booktomakeamemorandumofthesame;“aretheseadmiralscommoninyourcountry?““Deathandthedevil,“saidtheDutchman,seizingtheastonishedmanofsciencebythecollar;“comebeforethesyndic,andyoushallsee。“Inspiteofhisremonstrances,thetravellerwasledthroughthestreets,followedbyamobofpersons。
  Whenbroughtintothepresenceofthemagistrate,helearned,tohisconsternation,thattherootuponwhichhehadbeenexperimentalizingwasworthfourthousandflorins;and,notwithstandingallhecouldurgeinextenuation,hewaslodgedinprisonuntilhefoundsecuritiesforthepaymentofthissum。
  Thedemandfortulipsofararespeciesincreasedsomuchintheyear1636,thatregularmartsfortheirsalewereestablishedontheStockExchangeofAmsterdam,inRotterdam,Harlaem,Leyden,Alkmar,Hoorn,andothertowns。Symptomsofgamblingnowbecame,forthefirsttime,apparent。Thestockjobbers,everonthealertforanewspeculation,dealtlargelyintulips,makinguseofallthemeanstheysowellknewhowtoemploy,tocausefluctuationsinprices。Atfirst,asinallthesegamblingmania,confidencewasatitsheight,andeverybodygained。Thetulip-jobbersspeculatedintheriseandfallofthetulipstocks,andmadelargeprofitsbybuyingwhenpricesfell,andsellingoutwhentheyrose。Manyindividualsgrewsuddenlyrich。A
  goldenbaithungtemptinglyoutbeforethepeople,and,oneaftertheother,theyrushedtothetulipmarts,likefliesaroundahoneypot。
  Everyoneimaginedthatthepassionfortulipswouldlastforever,andthatthewealthyfromeverypartoftheworldwouldsendtoHolland,andpaywhateverpriceswereaskedforthem。TherichesofEuropewouldbeconcentratedontheshoresoftheZuyderZee,andpovertybanishedfromthefavouredclimeofHolland。Nobles,citizens,farmers,mechanics,seamen,footmen,maidservants,evenchimney-sweepsandoldclotheswomen,dabbledintulips。Peopleofallgradesconvertedtheirpropertyintocash,andinvesteditinflowers。Housesandlandswereofferedforsaleatruinouslylowprices,orassignedinpaymentofbargainsmadeatthetulip-mart。Foreignersbecamesmittenwiththesamefrenzy,andmoneypouredintoHollandfromalldirections。Thepricesofthenecessariesofliferoseagainbydegrees;housesandlands,horsesandcarriages,andluxuriesofeverysort,roseinvaluewiththem,andforsomemonthsHollandseemedtheveryantechamberofPlutus。Theoperationsofthetradebecamesoextensiveandsointricate,thatitwasfoundnecessarytodrawupacodeoflawsfortheguidanceofthedealers。Notariesandclerkswerealsoappointed,whodevotedthemselvesexclusivelytotheinterestsofthetrade。Thedesignationofpublicnotarywashardlyknowninsometowns,thatoftulipnotaryusurpingitsplace。Inthesmallertowns,wheretherewasnoexchange,theprincipaltavernwasusuallyselectedasthe“showplace,“wherehighandlowtradedintulips,andconfirmedtheirbargainsoversumptuousentertainments。Thesedinnersweresometimesattendedbytwoorthreehundredpersons,andlargevasesoftulips,infullbloom,wereplacedatregularintervalsuponthetablesandsideboards,fortheirgratificationduringtherepast。
  Atlast,however,themoreprudentbegantoseethatthisfollycouldnotlastforever。Richpeoplenolongerboughttheflowerstokeepthemintheirgardens,buttosellthemagainatcent。percent。
  profit。Itwasseenthatsomebodymustlosefearfullyintheend。Asthisconvictionspread,pricesfell,andneverroseagain。Confidencewasdestroyed,andauniversalpanicseizeduponthedealers。AhadagreedtopurchasetenSempersAugustinesfromB,atfourthousandflorinseach,atsixweeksafterthesigningofthecontract。Bwasreadywiththeflowersattheappointedtime;butthepricehadfallentothreeorfourhundredflorins,andArefusedeithertopaythedifferenceorreceivethetulips。DefaulterswereannounceddayafterdayinallthetownsofHolland。Hundredswho,afewmonthspreviously,hadbeguntodoubtthattherewassuchathingaspovertyintheland,suddenlyfoundthemselvesthepossessorsofafewbulbs,whichnobodywouldbuy,eventhoughtheyofferedthematonequarterofthesumstheyhadpaidforthem。Thecryofdistressresoundedeverywhere,andeachmanaccusedhisneighbour。Thefewwhohadcontrivedtoenrichthemselveshidtheirwealthfromtheknowledgeoftheirfellow-citizens,andinvesteditintheEnglishorotherfunds。
  Manywho,forabriefseason,hademergedfromthehumblerwalksoflife,werecastbackintotheiroriginalobscurity。Substantialmerchantswerereducedalmosttobeggary,andmanyarepresentativeofanoblelinesawthefortunesofhishouseruinedbeyondredemption。
  Whenthefirstalarmsubsided,thetulip-holdersintheseveraltownsheldpublicmeetingstodevisewhatmeasureswerebesttobetakentorestorepubliccredit。Itwasgenerallyagreed,thatdeputiesshouldbesentfromallpartstoAmsterdam,toconsultwiththegovernmentuponsomeremedyfortheevil。TheGovernmentatfirstrefusedtointerfere,butadvisedthetulip-holderstoagreetosomeplanamongthemselves。Severalmeetingswereheldforthispurpose;
  butnomeasurecouldbedevisedlikelytogivesatisfactiontothedeludedpeople,orrepairevenaslightportionofthemischiefthathadbeendone。Thelanguageofcomplaintandreproachwasineverybody’smouth,andallthemeetingswereofthemoststormycharacter。Atlast,however,aftermuchbickeringandill-will,itwasagreed,atAmsterdam,bytheassembleddeputies,thatallcontractsmadeintheheightofthemania,orpriortothemonthofNovember1636,shouldbedeclarednullandvoid,andthat,inthosemadeafterthatdate,purchasersshouldbefreedfromtheirengagements,onpayingtenpercent。tothevendor。Thisdecisiongavenosatisfaction。Thevendorswhohadtheirtulipsonhandwere,ofcourse,discontented,andthosewhohadpledgedthemselvestopurchase,thoughtthemselveshardlytreated。Tulipswhichhad,atonetime,beenworthsixthousandflorins,werenowtobeprocuredforfivehundred;sothatthecompositionoftenpercent。wasonehundredflorinsmorethantheactualvalue。Actionsforbreachofcontractwerethreatenedinallthecourtsofthecountry;butthelatterrefusedtotakecognizanceofgamblingtransactions。