Icouldn’tthinkwhatIhavedone，andIcan’tthinkyet。It’sasifshehadgotsomeideaaboutme，orhadheardsomeonesaysomething。
　　IfsomegirlsshouldbehavelikethatIshouldn’tmakeanyaccountofit；butthisoneissorefined，andlooksasifshemightbesointerestingifIoncegottoknowher，thatIthinkaboutitagooddeal。Iamboundtofindoutwhatherreasonis——forofcourseshehasgotsomereason；Iamrightdowncurioustoknow。
　　Iwentuptohertoaskherthedaybeforeyesterday；Ithoughtthatwasthebestway。ItoldherIwantedtoknowherbetter，andwouldliketocomeandseeherinherroom——theytellmeshehasgotalovelyroom——andthatifshehadheardanythingagainstme，perhapsshewouldtellmewhenIcame。Butshewasmoredistantthanever，andshejustturneditoff；saidthatshehadneverheardmementioned，andthatherroomwastoosmalltoreceivevisitors。I
　　supposeshespokethetruth，butIamsureshehasgotsomereason，allthesame。Shehasgotsomeidea，andIamboundtofindoutbeforeIgo，ifIhavetoaskeverybodyinthehouse。IAMrightdowncurious。Iwonderifshedoesn’tthinkmerefined——orifshehadeverheardanythingagainstBangor？Ican’tthinkitisthat。
　　Don’tyourememberwhenClaraBarnardwenttovisitNewYork，threeyearsago，howmuchattentionshereceived？AndyouknowClaraIS
　　Bangor，tothesolesofhershoes。AskWilliamPlatt——solongasheisn’tanative——ifhedoesn’tconsiderClaraBarnardrefined。
　　Apropos，astheysayhere，ofrefinement，thereisanotherAmericaninthehouse——agentlemanfromBoston——whoisjustcrowdedwithit。
　　HisnameisMr。LouisLeverett（suchabeautifulname，Ithink），andheisaboutthirtyyearsold。Heisrathersmall，andhelooksprettysick；hesuffersfromsomeaffectionoftheliver。Buthisconversationisremarkablyinteresting，andIdelighttolistentohim——hehassuchbeautifulideas。Ifeelasifitwerehardlyright，notbeinginFrench；but，fortunately，heusesagreatmanyFrenchexpressions。It’sinadifferentstylefromtheconversationofMr。
　　Verdier——notsocomplimentary，butmoreintellectual。Heisintenselyfondofpictures，andhasgivenmeagreatmanyideasaboutthemwhichIshouldneverhavegainedwithouthim；Ishouldn’thaveknownwheretolookforsuchideas。Hethinkseverythingofpictures；hethinkswedon’tmakenearenoughofthem。Theyseemtomakeagooddealofthemhere；butIcouldn’thelptellinghimtheotherdaythatinBangorIreallydon’tthinkwedo。
　　IfIhadanymoneytospendIwouldbuysomeandtakethemback，tohangup。Mr。Leverettsaysitwoulddothemgood——notthepictures，buttheBangorfolks。HethinkseverythingoftheFrench，too，andsayswedon’tmakenearlyenoughofTHEM。Icouldn’thelptellinghimtheotherdaythatatanyratetheymakeenoughofthemselves。
　　ButitisveryinterestingtohearhimgoonabouttheFrench，anditissomuchgaintome，solongasthatiswhatIcamefor。ItalktohimasmuchasIdareaboutBoston，butIdofeelasifthiswererightdownwrong——astolenpleasure。
　　IcangetalltheBostoncultureIwantwhenIgoback，ifIcarryoutmyplan，myhappyvision，ofgoingtheretoreside。IoughttodirectallmyeffortstoEuropeanculturenow，andkeepBostontofinishoff。ButitseemsasifIcouldn’thelptakingapeepnowandthen，inadvance——withaBostonian。Idon’tknowwhenImaymeetoneagain；butiftherearemanyotherslikeMr。Leverettthere，IshallbecertainnottowantwhenIcarryoutmydream。Heisjustasfullofcultureashecanlive。Butitseemsstrangehowmanydifferentsortsthereare。
　　TherearetwooftheEnglishwhoIsupposeareverycultivatedtoo；
　　butitdoesn’tseemasifIcouldenterintotheirssoeasily，thoughItryallIcan。Idolovetheirwayofspeaking，andsometimesI
　　feelalmostasifitwouldberighttogiveuptryingtolearnFrench，andjusttrytolearntospeakourowntongueastheseEnglishspeakit。Itisn’tthethingstheysaysomuch，thoughtheseareoftenrathercurious，butitisinthewaytheypronounce，andthesweetnessoftheirvoice。ItseemsasiftheymustTRYagooddealtotalklikethat；buttheseEnglishthatareheredon’tseemtotryatall，eithertospeakordoanythingelse。Theyareayoungladyandherbrother。Ibelievetheybelongtosomenoblefamily。I
　　havehadagooddealofintercoursewiththem，becauseIhavefeltmorefreetotalktothemthantotheAmericans——onaccountofthelanguage。ItseemsasifintalkingwiththemIwasalmostlearninganewone。
　　Ineversupposed，whenIleftBangor，thatIwascomingtoEuropetolearnENGLISH！IfIdolearnit，Idon’tthinkyouwillunderstandmewhenIgetback，andIdon’tthinkyou’lllikeitmuch。IshouldbeagooddealcriticisedifIspokelikethatatBangor。However，I
　　verilybelieveBangoristhemostcriticalplaceonearth；Ihaveseennothinglikeitoverhere。TellthemallIhavecometotheconclusionthattheyareAGREATDEALTOOFASTIDIOUS。ButIwasspeakingaboutthisEnglishyoungladyandherbrother。IwishI
　　couldputthembeforeyou。Sheislovelytolookat；sheseemssomodestandretiring。Inspiteofthis，however，shedressesinawaythatattractsgreatattention，asIcouldn’thelpnoticingwhenonedayIwentouttowalkwithher。Shewaseversomuchlookedat；butshedidn’tseemtonoticeit，untilatlastIcouldn’thelpcallingattentiontoit。Mr。Leverettthinkseverythingofit；hecallsitthe"costumeofthefuture。"Ishouldcallitratherthecostumeofthepast——youknowtheEnglishhavesuchanattachmenttothepast。
　　IsaidthistheotherdaytoMadamedoMaisonrouge——thatMissVanedressedinthecostumeofthepast。Del’anpasse，vousvoulezdire？
　　saidMadame，withherlittleFrenchlaugh（youcangetWilliamPlatttotranslatethis，heusedtotellmeheknewsomuchFrench）。
　　YouknowItoldyou，inwritingsometimeago，thatIhadtriedtogetsomeinsightintothepositionofwomaninEngland，and，beingherewithMissVane，ithasseemedtometobeagoodopportunitytogetalittlemore。Ihaveaskedheragreatdealaboutit；butshedoesn’tseemabletogivememuchinformation。ThefirsttimeI
　　askedhershetoldmethepositionofaladydependedupontherankofherfather，hereldestbrother，herhusband，etc。Shetoldmeherownpositionwasverygood，becauseherfatherwassomerelation——I
　　forgetwhat——toalord。Shethinkseverythingofthis；andthatprovestomethatthepositionofwomaninhercountrycannotbesatisfactory；because，ifitwere，itwouldn’tdependuponthatofyourrelations，evenyournearest。Idon’tknowmuchaboutlords，anditdoestrymypatience（thoughsheisjustassweetasshecanlive）tohearhertalkasifitwereamatterofcoursethatI
　　should。
　　IfeelasifitwererighttoaskherasoftenasIcanifshedoesn’tconsidereveryoneequal；butshealwayssaysshedoesn’t，andsheconfessesthatshedoesn’tthinksheisequalto"LadySomething—or—other，"whoisthewifeofthatrelationofherfather。
　　ItryandpersuadeherallIcanthatsheis；butitseemsasifshedidn’twanttobepersuaded；andwhenIaskherifLadySo—and—soisofthesameopinion（thatMissVaneisn’therequal），shelookssosoftandprettywithhereyes，andsays，"Ofcoursesheis！"WhenI
　　tellherthatthisisrightdownbadforLadySo—and—so，itseemsasifshewouldn’tbelieveme，andtheonlyanswershewillmakeisthatLadySo—and—sois"extremelynice。"Idon’tbelievesheisniceatall；ifshewerenice，shewouldn’thavesuchideasasthat。ItellMissVanethatatBangorwethinksuchideasvulgar；butthenshelooksasthoughshehadneverheardofBangor。Ioftenwanttoshakeher，thoughsheISsosweet。Ifsheisn’tangrywiththepeoplewhomakeherfeelthatway，Iamangryforher。Iamangrywithherbrothertoo，forsheisevidentlyverymuchafraidofhim，andthisgivesmesomefurtherinsightintothesubject。Shethinkseverythingofherbrother，andthinksitnaturalthatsheshouldbeafraidofhim，notonlyphysically（forthisISnatural，asheisenormouslytallandstrong，andhasverybigfists），butmorallyandintellectually。Sheseemsunable，however，totakeinanyargument，andshemakesmerealisewhatIhaveoftenheard——thatifyouaretimidnothingwillreasonyououtofit。
　　Mr。Vane，also（thebrother），seemstohavethesameprejudices，andwhenItellhim，asIoftenthinkitrighttodo，thathissisterisnothissubordinate，evenifshedoesthinkso，buthisequal，and，perhapsinsomerespectshissuperior，andthatifmybrother，inBangor，weretotreatmeashetreatesthispooryounggirl，whohasnotspiritenoughtoseethequestioninitstruelight，therewouldbeanindignation，meetingofthecitizenstoprotestagainstsuchanoutragetothesanctityofwomanhood——whenItellhimallthis，atbreakfastordinner，heburstsoutlaughingsoloudthatalltheplatesclatteronthetable。
　　ButatsuchatimeasthisthereisalwaysonepersonwhoseemsinterestedinwhatIsay——aGermangentleman，aprofessor，whositsnexttomeatdinner，andwhomImusttellyoumoreaboutanothertime。Heisverylearned，andhasagreatdesireforinformation；heappreciatesagreatmanyofmyremarks，andafterdinner，inthesalon，heoftencomestometoaskmequestionsaboutthem。Ihavetothinkalittle，sometimes，toknowwhatIdidsay，orwhatIdothink。Hetakesyourightupwhereyouleftoff；andheisalmostasfondofdiscussingthingsasWilliamPlattis。Heissplendidlyeducated，intheGermanstyle，andhetoldmetheotherdaythathewasan"intellectualbroom。"Well，ifheis，hesweepsclean；Itoldhimthat。AfterhehasbeentalkingtomeIfeelasifIhadn’tgotaspeckofdustleftinmymindanywhere。It’samostdelightfulfeeling。Hesayshe’sanobserver；andIamsurethereisplentyoverheretoobserve。ButIhavetoldyouenoughforto—day。I
　　don’tknowhowmuchlongerIshallstayhere；IamgettingonsofastthatitsometimesseemsasifIshouldn’tneedallthetimeIhavelaidout。Isupposeyourcoldweatherhaspromptlybegun，asusual；
　　itsometimesmakesmeenvyyou。Thefallweatherhereisverydullanddamp，andIfeelverymuchasifIshouldliketobebracedup。
　　CHAPTERVI
　　FROMMISSEVELYNVANE，INPARIS，TOTHELADYAUGUSTAFLEMING，AT
　　BRIGHTON。
　　Paris，September30th。
　　DearLadyAugusta——IamafraidIshallnotbeabletocometoyouonJanuary7th，asyoukindlyproposedatHomburg。Iamsovery，verysorry；itisagreatdisappointmenttome。ButIhavejustheardthatithasbeensettledthatmammaandthechildrenarecomingabroadforapartofthewinter，andmammawishesmetogowiththemtoHyeres，whereGeorginahasbeenorderedforherlungs。Shehasnotbeenatallwellthesethreemonths，andnowthatthedampweatherhasbegunsheisverypoorlyindeed；sothatlastweekpapadecidedtohaveaconsultation，andheandmammawentwithheruptotownandsawsomethreeorfourdoctors。TheyallofthemorderedthesouthofFrance，buttheydidn’tagreeabouttheplace；sothatmammaherselfdecidedforHyeres，becauseitisthemosteconomical。
　　Ibelieveitisverydull，butIhopeitwilldoGeorginagood。Iamafraid，however，thatnothingwilldohergooduntilsheconsentstotakemorecareofherself；Iamafraidsheisverywildandwilful，andmammatellsmethatallthismonthithastakenpapa’spositiveorderstomakeherstopin—doors。Sheisverycross（mammawritesme）aboutcomingabroad，anddoesn’tseematalltomindtheexpensethatpapahasbeenputto——talksveryill—naturedlyaboutlosingthehunting，etc。SheexpectedtobegintohuntinDecember，andwantstoknowwhetheranybodykeepshoundsatHyeres。Fancyagirlwantingtofollowthehoundswhenherlungsaresobad！ButIdaresaythatwhenshegetsthereshewillhegladenoughtokeepquiet，astheysaythattheheatisintense。ItmaycureGeorgina，butIamsureitwillmaketherestofusveryill。
　　Mamma，however，isonlygoingtobringMaryandGusandFredandAdelaideabroadwithher；theotherswillremainatKingscoteuntilFebruary（aboutthe3d），whentheywillgotoEastbourneforamonthwithMissTurnover，thenewgoverness，whohasturnedoutsuchaveryniceperson。SheisgoingtotakeMissTravers，whohasbeenwithussolong，butwhoisonlyqualifiedfortheyoungerchildren，toHyeres，andIbelievesomeoftheKingscoteservants。ShehasperfectconfidenceinMissT。；itisonlyapityshehassuchanoddname。Mammathoughtofaskingherifshewouldmindtakinganotherwhenshecame；butpapathoughtshemightobject。LadyBattledownmakesallhergovernessestakethesamename；shegives？5moreayearforthepurpose。Iforgetwhatitisshecallsthem；Ithinkit’sJohnson（whichtomealwayssuggestsalady’smaid）。
　　Governessesshouldn’thavetooprettyaname；theyshouldn’thaveanicernamethanthefamily。
　　IsupposeyouheardfromtheDesmondsthatIdidnotgobacktoEnglandwiththem。WhenitbegantobetalkedaboutthatGeorginashouldbetakenabroad，mammawrotetomethatIhadbetterstopinParisforamonthwithHarold，sothatshecouldpickmeupontheirwaytoHyeres。ItsavestheexpenseofmyjourneytoKingscoteandback，andgivesmetheopportunityto"finish"alittleinFrench。
　　YouknowHaroldcameheresixweeksago，togetuphisFrenchforthosedreadfulexaminationsthathehastopasssosoon。HecametolivewithsomeFrenchpeoplethattakeinyoungmen（andothers）forthispurpose；it’sakindofcoachingplace，onlykeptbywomen。
　　Mammahadhearditwasverynice；soshewrotetomethatIwastocomeandstopherewithHarold。TheDesmondsbroughtmeandmadethearrangement，orthebargain，orwhateveryoucallit。PoorHaroldwasnaturallynotatallpleased；buthehasbeenverykind，andhastreatedmelikeanangel。HeisgettingonbeautifullywithhisFrench；forthoughIdon’tthinktheplaceissogoodaspapasupposed，yetHaroldissoimmenselycleverthathecanscarcelyhelplearning。IamafraidIlearnmuchless，but，fortunately，Ihavenottopassanexamination——exceptifmammatakesitintoherheadtoexamineme。ButshewillhavesomuchtothinkofwithGeorginathatIhopethiswon’toccurtoher。Ifitdoes，Ishallbe，asHaroldsays，inadreadfulfunk。
　　Thisisnotsuchaniceplaceforagirlasforayoungman，andtheDesmondsthoughtitEXCEEDINGLYODDthatmammashouldwishmetocomehere。AsMrs。Desmondsaid，itisbecausesheissoveryunconventional。ButyouknowParisissoveryamusing，andifonlyHaroldremainsgood—naturedaboutit，Ishallbecontenttowaitforthecaravan（that’swhathecallsmammaandthechildren）。Thepersonwhokeepstheestablishment，orwhatevertheycallit，isratherodd，andEXCEEDINGLYFOREIGN；butsheiswonderfullycivil，andisperpetuallysendingtomydoortoseeifIwantanything。TheservantsarenotatalllikeEnglishservants，andcomeburstingin，thefootman（theyhaveonlyone）andthemaidsalike，atallsortsofhours，intheMOSTSUDDENWAY。Thenwhenonerings，itishalfanhourbeforetheycome。Allthisisveryuncomfortable，andIdaresayitwillbeworseatHyeres。There，however，fortunately，weshallhaveourownpeople。
　　TherearesomeveryoddAmericanshere，whokeepthrowingHaroldintofitsoflaughter。Oneisadreadfullittlemanwhoisalwayssittingoverthefire，andtalkingaboutthecolourofthesky。Idon’tbelieveheeversawtheskyexceptthroughthewindow——pane。Theotherdayhetookholdofmyfrock（thatgreenoneyouthoughtsoniceatHomburg）andtoldmethatitremindedhimofthetextureoftheDevonshireturf。AndthenhetalkedforhalfanhourabouttheDevonshireturf；whichIthoughtsuchaveryextraordinarysubject。
　　Haroldsaysheismad。Itisverystrangetobelivinginthiswaywithpeopleonedoesn’tknow。Imeanthatonedoesn’tknowasoneknowstheminEngland。
　　TheotherAmericans（besidethemadman）aretwogirls，aboutmyownage，oneofwhomisrathernice。Shehasamother；butthemotherisalwayssittinginherbedroom，whichseemssoveryodd。IshouldlikemammatoaskthemtoKingscote，butIamafraidmammawouldn’tlikethemother，whoisrathervulgar。Theothergirlisrathervulgartoo，andistravellingaboutquitealone。Ithinksheisakindofschoolmistress；buttheothergirl（Imeanthenicerone，withthemother）tellsmesheismorerespectablethansheseems。
　　Shehas，however，themostextraordinaryopinions——wishestodoawaywiththearistocracy，thinksitwrongthatArthurshouldhaveKingscotewhenpapadies，etc。Idon’tseewhatitsignifiestoherthatpoorArthurshouldcomeintotheproperty，whichwillbesodelightful——exceptforpapadying。ButHaroldsayssheismad。Hechaffshertremendouslyaboutherradicalism，andheissoimmenselycleverthatshecan’tanswerhim，thoughsheisratherclevertoo。
　　ThereisalsoaFrenchman，anephew，orcousin，orsomething，ofthepersonofthehouse，whoisextremelynasty；andaGermanprofessor，ordoctor，whoeatswithhisknifeandisagreatbore。Iamsoverysorryaboutgivingupmyvisit。Iamafraidyouwillneveraskmeagain。
　　CHAPTERVII
　　FROMLEONVERDIER，INPARIS，TOPROSPERGOBAIN，ATLILLE。
　　September28th。
　　MyDearProsper——ItisalongtimesinceIhavegivenyouofmynews，andIdon’tknowwhatputsitintomyheadto—nighttorecallmyselftoyouraffectionatememory。Isupposeitisthatwhenwearehappythemindrevertsinstinctivelytothosewithwhomformerlywesharedourexaltationsanddepressions，andjet’euaitropdit，danslebontemps，mongrosProsper，andyoualwayslistenedtometooimperturbably，withyourpipeinyourmouth，yourwaistcoatunbuttoned，formenottofeelthatIcancountuponyoursympathyto—day。Nousensommesnousflanqueesdesconfidences——inthosehappydayswhenmyfirstthoughtinseeinganadventurepoindreal’horizonwasofthepleasureIshouldhaveinrelatingittothegreatProsper。AsItellthee，Iamhappy；decidedly，Iamhappy，andfromthisaffirmationIfancyyoucanconstructtherest。ShallIhelptheealittle？Takethreeadorablegirls……three，mygoodProsper——themysticnumber——neithermorenorless。TakethemandplacethyinsatiablelittleLeoninthemidstofthem！Isthesituationsufficientlyindicated，anddoyouapprehendthemotivesofmyfelicity？
　　Youexpected，perhaps，IwasgoingtotellyouthatIhadmademyfortune，orthattheUncleBlondeauhadatlastdecidedtoreturnintothebreastofnature，afterhavingconstitutedmehisuniversallegatee。ButIneedn’tremindyouthatwomenarealwaysforsomethinginthehappinessofhimwhowritestothee——forsomethinginhishappiness，andforagooddealmoreinhismisery。Butdon’tletmetalkofmiserynow；timeenoughwhenitcomes；cesdemoiselleshavegonetojointheserriedranksoftheiramiablepredecessors。
　　Excuseme——Icomprehendyourimpatience。Iwilltellyouofwhomcesdemoisellesconsist。
　　YouhaveheardmespeakofmycousinedeMaisonrouge，thatgrandebellefemme，who，afterhavingmarried，ensecondesnoces——therehadbeen，totellthetruth，someirregularityaboutherfirstunion——avenerablerelicoftheoldnoblesseofPoitou，wasleft，bythedeathofherhusband，complicatedbytheindulgenceofexpensivetastesonanincomeof17，000francs，onthepavementofParis，withtwolittledemonsofdaughterstobringupinthepathofvirtue。Shemanagedtobringthemup；mylittlecousinsarerigidlyvirtuous。Ifyouaskmehowshemanagedit，Ican’ttellyou；it’snobusinessofmine，and，afortiorinoneofyours。Sheisnowfiftyyearsold（sheconfessestothirty—seven），andherdaughters，whomshehasneverbeenabletomarry，arerespectivelytwenty—sevenandtwenty—three（theyconfesstotwentyandtoseventeen）。Threeyearsagoshehadthethrice—blessedideaofopeningasortofpensionfortheentertainmentandinstructionoftheblunderingbarbarianswhocometoParisinthehopeofpickingupafewstrayparticlesofthelanguageofVoltaire——orofZola。Theidealuiaportebonheur；theshopdoesaverygoodbusiness。Untilwithinafewmonthsagoitwascarriedonbymycousinsalone；butlatelytheneedofafewextensionsandembellishmentshascauseditselftohefelt。Mycousinhasundertakenthem，regardlessofexpense；shehasaskedmetocomeandstaywithher——boardandlodginggratis——andkeepaneyeonthegrammaticaleccentricitiesofherpensionnaires。Iamtheextension，mygoodProsper；Iamtheembellishment！Ilivefornothing，andIstraightenuptheaccentoftheprettiestEnglishlips。TheEnglishlipsarenotallpretty，heavenknows，butenoughofthemaresotomakeitagainingbargainforme。
　　Justnow，asItoldyou，Iamindailyconversationwiththreeseparatepairs。Theownerofoneofthemhasprivatelessons；shepaysextra。Mycousindoesn’tgivemeasouofthemoney；butImakebold，nevertheless，tosaythatmytroubleisremunerated。ButIamwell，verywell，withtheproprietorsofthetwootherpairs。OneofthemisalittleAnglaise，ofabouttwenty——alittlefiguredekeepsake；themostadorablemissthatyouever，oratleastthatI
　　everbeheld。Sheisdecoratedalloverwithbeadsandbraceletsandembroidereddandelions；butherprincipaldecorationconsistsofthesoftestlittlegrayeyesintheworld，whichrestuponyouwithaprofundityofconfidence——aconfidencethatIreallyfeelsomecompunctioninbetraying。Shehasatintaswhiteasthissheetofpaper，exceptjustinthemiddleofeachcheek，whereitpassesintothepurestandmosttransparent，mostliquid，carmine。Occasionallythisrosyfluidoverflowsintotherestofherface——bywhichImeanthatsheblushes——assoftlyasthemarkofyourbreathonthewindow—
　　pane。
　　LikeeveryAnglaise，sheisratherpinchedandpriminpublic；butitisveryeasytoseethatwhennooneislookingellenedemandequ’aselaisseraller！WhenevershewantsitIamalwaysthere，andI
　　havegivenhertounderstandthatshecancountuponme。Ihavereasontobelievethatsheappreciatestheassurance，thoughIamboundinhonestytoconfessthatwithherthesituationisalittlelessadvancedthanwiththeothers。Quevoulez—vous？TheEnglishareheavy，andtheAnglaisesmoveslowly，that’sall。Themovement，however，isperceptible，andoncethisfactisestablishedIcanletthepottagesimmer。Icangivehertimetoarrive，forIamover—
　　welloccupiedwithherconcurrentes。Celles—cidon’tkeepmewaiting，parexemple！
　　TheseyoungladiesareAmericans，andyouknowthatitisthenationalcharactertomovefast。"Allright——goahead！"（IamlearningagreatdealofEnglish，or，rather，agreatdealofAmerican。）Theygoaheadataratethatsometimesmakesitdifficultformetokeepup。Oneofthemisprettierthantheother；butthishatter（theonethattakestheprivatelessons）isreallyunefileprodigieuse。Ah，parexemple，ellebrulesesvais—seuxcella—la！
　　Shethrewherselfintomyarmstheveryfirstday，andIalmostowedheragrudgeforhavingdeprivedmeofthatpleasureofgradation，ofcarryingthedefences，onebyone，whichisalmostasgreatasthatofenteringtheplace。
　　Wouldyoubelievethatattheendofexactlytwelveminutesshegavemearendezvous？ItistrueitwasintheGaleried’Apollon，attheLouvre；butthatwasrespectableforabeginning，andsincethenwehavehadthembythedozen；Ihaveceasedtokeeptheaccount。Non，c’estunefilequimedepasse。
　　Thelittleone（shehasamothersomewhere，outofsight，shutupinaclosetoratrunk）isagooddealprettier，and，perhaps，onthataccountelleymetplusdefacons。Shedoesn’tknockaboutPariswithmebythehour；shecontentsherselfwithlonginterviewsinthepetitsalon，withthecurtainshalf—drawn，beginningataboutthreeo’clock，wheneveryoneisalapromenade。Sheisadmirable，thislittleone；alittletoothin，thebonesratheraccentuated，butthedetail，onthewhole，mostsatisfactory。Andyoucansayanythingtoher。Shetakesthetroubletoappearnottounderstand，butherconduct，halfanhourafterwards，reassuresyoucompletely——oh，completely！
　　However，itisthetallone，theoneoftheprivatelessons，thatisthemostremarkable。Theseprivatelessons，mygoodProsper，arethemostbrilliantinventionoftheage，andarealstrokeofgeniusonthepartofMissMiranda！Theyalsotakeplaceinthepetitsalon，butwiththedoorstightlyclosed，andwithexplicitdirectionstoeveryoneinthehousethatwearenottobedisturbed。Andwearenot，mygoodProsper；wearenot！Notasound，notashadow，interruptsourfelicity。Mycousineisreallyadmirable；theshopdeservestosucceed。MissMirandaistallandratherflat；sheistoopale；shehasn’ttheadorablerougeursofthelittleAnglaise。
　　Butshehasbright，keen，inquisitiveeyes，superbteeth，anosemodelledbyasculptor，andawayofholdingupherheadandlookingeveryoneintheface，whichisthemostfinishedpieceofimpertinenceIeverbeheld。Sheismakingthetourdumondeentirelyalone，withoutevenasoubrettetocarrytheensign，forthepurposeofseeingforherselfaquois’entenirsurleshommesetleschoses—
　　—onleshommesparticularly。Disdonc，Prosper，itmustbeadroledepaysoverthere，whereyoungpersonsanimatedbythisardentcuriosityaremanufactured！Ifweshouldturnthetables，someday，thouandI，andgooverandseeitforourselves。Itisaswellthatweshouldgoandfindthemchezelles，asthattheyshouldcomeouthereafterus。Disdonc，mongrasProsper……
　　CHAPTERVIII
　　FROMDR。RUDOLFSTAUB，INPARIS，TODR。JULIUSHIRSCH，ATGOTTINGEN。
　　MydearbrotherinScience——Iresumemyhastynotes，ofwhichIsentyouthefirstinstalmentsomeweeksago。ImentionedthenthatI
　　intendedtoleavemyhotel，notfindingitsufficientlylocalandnational。ItwaskeptbyaPomeranian，andthewaiters，withoutexception，werefromtheFatherland。IfanciedmyselfatBerlin，UnterdenLinden，andIreflectedthat，havingtakentheseriousstepofvisitingthehead—quartersoftheGallicgenius，Ishouldtryandprojectmyself；asmuchaspossible，intothecircumstanceswhichareinparttheconsequenceandinpartthecauseofitsirrepressibleactivity。Itseemedtomethattherecouldbenowell—groundedknowledgewithoutthispreliminaryoperationofplacingmyselfinrelations，asslightlyaspossiblemodifiedbyelementsproceedingfromadifferentcombinationofcauses，withthespontaneoushome—
　　lifeofthecountry。
　　IaccordinglyengagedaroominthehouseofaladyofpureFrenchextractionandeducation，whosupplementstheshortcomingsofanincomeinsufficienttotheever—growingdemandsoftheParisiansystemofsense—gratification，byprovidingfoodandlodgingforalimitednumberofdistinguishedstrangers。Ishouldhavepreferredtohavemyroomaloneinthehouse，andtotakemymealsinabrewery，ofverygoodappearance，whichIspeedilydiscoveredinthesamestreet；butthisarrangement，thoughverylucidlyproposedbymyself；wasnotacceptabletothemistressoftheestablishment（awomanwithamathematicalhead），andIhaveconsoledmyselffortheextraexpensebyfixingmythoughtsupontheopportunitythatconformitytothecustomsofthehousegivesmeofstudyingthetable—mannersofmycompanions，andofobservingtheFrenchnatureatapeculiarlyphysiologicalmoment，themomentwhenthesatisfactionoftheTASTE，whichisthegoverningqualityinitscomposition，producesakindofexhalation，anintellectualtranspiration，which，thoughlightandperhapsinvisibletoasuperficialspectator，isneverthelessappreciablebyaproperlyadjustedinstrument。
　　Ihaveadjustedmyinstrumentverysatisfactorily（ImeantheoneI
　　carryinmygoodsquareGermanhead），andIamnotafraidoflosingasingledropofthisvaluablefluid，asitcondensesitselfupontheplateofmyobservation。ApreparedsurfaceiswhatIneed，andI
　　havepreparedmysurface。
　　Unfortunatelyhere，also，Ifindtheindividualnativeintheminority。ThereareonlyfourFrenchpersonsinthehouse——theindividualsconcernedinitsmanagement，threeofwhomarewomen，andoneaman。Thispreponderanceofthefeminineelementis，however，initselfcharacteristic，asIneednotremindyouwhatanabnormally——developedpartthissexhasplayedinFrenchhistory。
　　Theremainingfigureisapparentlythatofaman，butIhesitatetoclassifyhimsosuperficially。Heappearstomelesshumanthansimian，andwheneverIhearhimtalkIseemtomyselftohavepausedinthestreettolistentotheshrillclatterofahand—organ，towhichthegambolsofahairyhomunculusformanaccompaniment。
　　Imentionedtoyoubeforethatmyexpectationofroughusage，inconsequenceofmyGermannationality，hadprovedcompletelyunfounded。Nooneseemstoknowortocarewhatmynationalityis，andIamtreated，onthecontrary，withthecivilitywhichistheportionofeverytravellerwhopaysthebillwithoutscanningtheitemstoonarrowly。This，Iconfess，hasbeensomethingofasurprisetome，andIhavenotyetmadeupmymindastothefundamentalcauseoftheanomaly。MydeterminationtotakeupmyabodeinaFrenchinteriorwaslargelydictatedbythesuppositionthatIshouldbesubstantiallydisagreeabletoitsinmates。IwishedtoobservethedifferentformstakenbytheirritationthatIshouldnaturallyproduce；foritisundertheinfluenceofirritationthattheFrenchcharactermostcompletelyexpressesitself。Mypresence，however，doesnotappeartooperateasastimulus，andinthisrespectIammateriallydisappointed。Theytreatmeastheytreateveryoneelse；whereas，inordertobetreateddifferently，Iwasresignedinadvancetobetreatedworse。Ihavenot，asIsay，fullyexplainedtomyselfthislogicalcontradiction；butthisistheexplanationtowhichItend。TheFrencharesoexclusivelyoccupiedwiththeideaofthemselves，thatinspiteoftheverydefiniteimagetheGermanpersonalitypresentedtothembythewarof1870，theyhaveatpresentnodistinctapprehensionofitsexistence。TheyarenotverysurethatthereareanyGermans；theyhavealreadyforgottentheconvincingproofsofthefactthatwerepresentedtothemnineyearsago。AGermanwassomethingdisagreeable，whichtheydeterminedtokeepoutoftheirconceptionofthings。Ithereforethinkthatwearewrongtogovernourselvesuponthehypothesisoftherevanche；theFrenchnatureistooshallowforthatlargeandpowerfulplanttobloominit。
　　TheEnglish—speakingspecimens，too，Ihavenotbeenwillingtoneglecttheopportunitytoexamine；andamongtheseIhavepaidspecialattentiontotheAmericanvarieties，ofwhichIfindhereseveralsingularexamples。Thetwomostremarkableareayoungmanwhopresentsallthecharacteristicsofaperiodofnationaldecadence；remindingmestronglyofsomediminutiveHellenisedRomanofthethirdcentury。Heisanillustrationoftheperiodofcultureinwhichthefacultyofappreciationhasobtainedsuchapreponderanceoverthatofproductionthatthelattersinksintoakindofranksterility，andthementalconditionbecomesanalogoustothatofamalariousbog。IlearnfromhimthatthereisanimmensenumberofAmericansexactlyresemblinghim，andthatthecityofBoston，indeed，isalmostexclusivelycomposedofthem。（Hecommunicatedthisfactveryproudly，asifitweregreatlytothecreditofhisnativecountry；littleperceivingthetrulysinisterimpressionitmadeuponme。）
　　Whatstrikesoneinitisthatitisaphenomenontothebestofmyknowledge——andyouknowwhatmyknowledgeis——unprecedentedanduniqueinthehistoryofmankind；thearrivalofanationatanultimatestageofevolutionwithouthavingpassedthroughthemediateone；thepassageofthefruit，inotherwords，fromcruditytorottenness，withouttheinterpositionofaperiodofuseful（andornamental）ripeness。WiththeAmericans，indeed，thecrudityandtherottennessareidenticalandsimultaneous；itisimpossibletosay，asintheconversationofthisdeplorableyoungman，whichisoneandwhichistheother；theyareinextricablymingled。IpreferthetalkoftheFrenchhomunculus；itisatleastmoreamusing。
　　Itisinterestinginthismannertoperceive，solargelydeveloped，thegermsofextinctionintheso—calledpowerfulAnglo—Saxonfamily。
　　IfindtheminalmostasrecognisableaforminayoungwomanfromtheStateofMaine，intheprovinceofNewEngland，withwhomIhavehadagooddealofconversation。ShedifferssomewhatfromtheyoungmanIjustmentioned，inthatthefacultyofproduction，ofaction，is，inher，lessinanimate；shehasmoreofthefreshnessandvigourthatwesupposetobelongtoayoungcivilisation。Butunfortunatelysheproducesnothingbutevil，andhertastesandhabitsaresimilarlythoseofaRomanladyofthelowerEmpire。Shemakesnosecretofthem，andhas，infact，elaboratedacompletesystemoflicentiousbehaviour。Astheopportunitiesshefindsinherowncountrydonotsatisfyher，shehascometoEurope"totry，"asshesays，"forherself。"Itisthedoctrineofuniversalexperienceprofessedwithacynicismthatisreallymostextraordinary，andwhich，presentingitselfinayoungwomanofconsiderableeducation，appearstometobethejudgmentofasociety。
　　Anotherobservationwhichpushesmetothesameinduction——thatoftheprematurevitiationoftheAmericanpopulation——istheattitudeoftheAmericanswhomIhavebeforemewithregardtoeachother。
　　Thereisanotheryoungladyhere，whoislessabnormallydevelopedthantheoneIhavejustdescribed，butwhoyetbearsthestampofthispeculiarcombinationofincompletenessandeffeteness。Thesethreepersonslookwiththegreatestmistrustandaversionuponeachother；andeachhasrepeatedlytakenmeapartandassuredme，secretly，thatheorsheonlyisthereal，thegenuine，thetypicalAmerican。Atypethathaslostitselfbeforeithasbeenfixed——whatcanyoulookforfromthis？
　　AddtothisthattherearetwoyoungEnglandersinthehouse，whohatealltheAmericansinalump，makingbetweenthemnoneofthedistinctionsandfavourablecomparisonswhichtheyinsistupon，andyouwill，Ithink，holdmewarrantedinbelievingthat，betweenprecipitatedecayandinternecineenmities，theEnglish—speakingfamilyisdestinedtoconsumeitself；andthatwithitsdeclinetheprospectofgeneralpervasiveness，towhichIalludedabove，willbrightenforthedeep—lungedchildrenoftheFatherland！
　　CHAPTERIX
　　MIRANDAHOPETOHERMOTHER。
　　October22dDearMother——Iamoffinadayortwotovisitsomenewcountry；I
　　haven’tyetdecidedwhich。IhavesatisfiedmyselfwithregardtoFrance，andobtainedagoodknowledgeofthelanguage。IhaveenjoyedmyvisittoMadamedeMaisonrougedeeply，andfeelasifI
　　wereleavingacircleofrealfriends。Everythinghasgoneonbeautifullyuptotheend，andeveryonehasbeenaskindandattentiveasifIweretheirownsister，especiallyMr。Verdier，theFrenchgentleman，fromwhomIhavegainedmorethanIeverexpected（insixweeks），andwithwhomIhavepromisedtocorrespond。SoyoucanimaginemedashingoffthemostcorrectFrenchletters；and，ifyoudon’tbelieveit，IwillkeeptheroughdrafttoshowyouwhenI
　　goback。
　　TheGermangentlemanisalsomoreinteresting，themoreyouknowhim；
　　itseemssometimesasifIcouldfairlydrinkinhisideas。IhavefoundoutwhytheyoungladyfromNewYorkdoesn’tlikeme！ItisbecauseIsaidonedayatdinnerthatIadmiredtogototheLouvre。
　　Well，whenIfirstcame，itseemedasifIDIDadmireeverything！
　　TellWilliamPlatthisletterhascome。Iknewhewouldhavetowrite，andIwasboundIwouldmakehim！Ihaven’tdecidedwhatcountryIwillvisityet；itseemsasifthereweresomanytochoosefrom。ButIshalltakecaretopickoutagoodone，andtomeetplentyoffreshexperiences。
　　Dearestmother，mymoneyholdsout，anditISmostinteresting！