byRichardHardingDavisMygoingtoValenciawasentirelyanaccident。ButthemoreoftenIstatedthatfact,themoresatisfiedwaseveryoneatthecapitalthatIhadcomeonsomesecretmission。Eventhevenerablepoliticianwhoactedasourminister,thenightofmyarrival,afterdinner,saidconfidentially,"Now,Mr。Crosby,betweenourselves,what’sthegame?"
"What’swhatgame?"Iasked。
"YouknowwhatImean,"hereturned。"Whatareyouherefor?"
Butwhen,forthetenthtime,IrepeatedhowIcametobemaroonedinValenciaheshowedthathisfeelingswerehurt,andsaidstiffly:"Asyouplease。Supposewejointheladies。"
Andthenextdayhiswifereproachedmewith:"Ishouldthinkyoucouldtrustyourownminister。MyhusbandNEVERtalks——noteventome。"
"SoIsee,"Isaid。
Andthenherfeelingswerehurtalso,andshewentabouttellingpeopleIwasanagentoftheWalker—Keefecrowd。
MyonlyreasonforrepeatingherethatmygoingtoValenciawasanaccidentisthatitwasbecauseSchnitzeldisbelievedthatfact,andtodragthehideousfactsfrommefollowedmebacktoNewYork。
ThroughthatcircumstanceIcametoknowhim,andamabletotellhisstory。
ThesimpletruthwasthatIhadbeensentbytheStateDepartmenttoPanamato"go,look,see,"andstraightenoutacertainconflictofauthorityamongtheofficialsofthecanalzone。WhileIwastheretheyellow—feverbrokeout,andeveryself—respectingpowerclappedaquarantineontheIsthmus,withtheresultthatwhenI
triedtoreturntoNewYorknosteamerwouldtakemetoanyplacetowhichanywhitemanwouldcaretogo。ButIknewthatatValenciatherewasadirectlinetoNewYork,soItookatrampsteamerdownthecoasttoValencia。IwenttoValenciaonlybecausetomeeveryotherportintheworldwasclosed。Mypositionwasthatofthemanwhoexplainedtohiswifethathecamehomebecausetheotherplaceswereshut。
But,because,formerlyinValenciaIhadheldaminorpostinourlegation,andbecausetheStateDepartmentsoconstantlyconsultsourfirmonquestionsofinternationallaw,itwasbelievedI
revisitedValenciaonsomemysteriousandsecretmission。
Asamatteroffact,hadIgonetheretosellphonographsortostartasteamlaundry,Ishouldhavebeenasgreatlysuspected。
ForinValenciaeveneverycommercialsalesman,fromthemomenthegivesuphispassportonthesteameruntilthepolicepermithimtodepart,issuspected,shadowed,andbegirtwithspies。
IbelievethatduringmybriefvisitIenjoyedthedistinctionofoccupyingtheundividedattentionofthree:acommonorgardenGovernmentspy,fromwhomnoguiltymanescapes,aWalker—Keefespy,andthespyoftheNitrateCompany。ThespyoftheNitrateCompanyisgenerallyamanyoumeetatthelegationsandclubs。Heplaysbridgeandisdignifiedwiththetitleof"agent。"TheWalker—Keefespyisostensiblyatravellingsalesmanorhotelrunner。TheGovernmentspyisjustaspy——ascowling,importantlittlebeastinawhiteducksuitandadiamondring。Thelimitofhisintelligenceistofollowyouintoacigarstoreandnotewhatcigaryoubuy,andinwhatkindofmoneyyoupayforit。
Thereasonforitallwasthethree—corneredfightwhichthenwasbeingwagedbytheGovernment,theNitrateTrust,andtheWalker—
Keefecrowdforthepossessionofthenitratebeds。Valenciaissoneartotheequator,andsofarfromNewYork,thattherearefewwhostudiedtheintricatestoryofthatdisgracefulstruggle,which,Ihastentoadd,withthefearoflibelbeforemyeyes,Idonotintendtotellnow。
Briefly,itwasatriangularfightbetweenopponentseachofwhomwasinthewrong,andeachofwhom,togainhisend,bribed,blackmailed,androbbed,notonlyhisadversaries,butthoseofhisownside,theendinviewbeingthepossessionofthosegreatdepositsthatlieintherocksofValencia,bakedfromabovebythetropicsunandfrombelowbyvolcanicfires。Asoneoftheirengineers,onenightinthePlaza,saidtome:"Thosemineswereconceivedinhell,andstinktoheaven,andthereputationofeverymanofusthathastouchedthemsmellslikethemines。"
AtthetimeIwastherethesituationwas"acute。"InValenciathesituationalwaysisacute,butthistimeitlookedasthoughsomethingmighthappen。OnthedaybeforeIdepartedtheNitrateTrusthadcabledvehementlyforwar—ships,theMinisterofForeignAffairshadrefusedtoreceiveourminister,andatPortoBanosamobhadmadethetinsignoftheUnitedStatesconsulatelooklikeasieve。Ourministerurgedmetoremain。Tobebombardedbyone’sownwar—ships,heassuredme,wouldbeathrillingexperience。
ButIrepeatedthatmybusinesswaswithPanama,notValencia,andthatifinthismatterofhisrowIhadanyweightatWashington,asbetweenpreservingthenitratebedsforthetrust,andpreservingforhiscountryandvarioussweetheartsonebrown—
throated,clean—limbedbluejacket,Iwasforthebluejacket。
Accordingly,whenIsailedfromValenciatheageddiplomatwouldhavedescribedourrelationsasstrained。
Ourshipwasaslowship,listedtotouchatmanyports,andasearlyasnoononthefollowingdaywestoppedforcargoatTrujillo。ItwasthereImetSchnitzel。
InPanamaIhadboughtamacawforalittlenieceofmine,andwhileweweretakingoncargoIwentashoretogetatincageinwhichtoputit,and,fordirection,calleduponourconsul。Fromaninnerroomheenteredexcitedly,smilingatmycard,andaskedhowhemightserveme。ItoldhimIhadaparrotbelowdecks,andwantedtobuyatincage。
"Exactly。Youwantatincage,"theconsulrepeatedsoothingly。
"TheStateDepartmentdoesn’tkeepmeawakenightscablingmewhatit’sgoingtodo,"hesaid,"butatleastIknowitdoesn’tsendathousand—dollar—a—minute,four—cylinderlawyerallthewaytothisfeverswamptobuyatincage。Now,honest,howcanIserveyou?"
Isawitwashopeless。Noonewouldbelievethetruth。Toofferittothisfriendlysoulwouldmerelyoffendhisfeelingsandhisintelligence。
So,withmuchmystery,Iaskedhimtodescribethe"situation,"andhedidsowiththeexactnessofonewhobelievesthatwithinanhoureverywordhespeakswillbecabledtotheWhiteHouse。
WhenIwasleavinghesaid:"Oh,there’sanewspapercorrespondentafteryou。Hewantsaninterview,Iguess。Hefollowedyoulastnightfromthecapitalbytrain。Youwanttowatchouthedon’tcatchyou。HisnameisJones。"IpromisedtobeonmyguardagainstamannamedJones,andtheconsulescortedmetotheship。
Ashewentdowntheaccommodationladder,Icalledovertherail:
"IncasetheySHOULDdeclarewar,cabletoCuracoa,andI’llcomeback。Anddon’tcableanythingindefinite,like’Situationcritical’or’Warimminent。’Understand?Cableme,’Comeback’or’Goahead。’Butwhateveryoucable,makeitCLEAR。"
Heshookhisheadviolentlyandwithhisgreen—linedumbrellapointedatmyelbow。Iturnedandfoundayoungmanhungrilylisteningtomywords。HewasleaningontherailwithhischinonhisarmsandthebrimofhisPanamahatdrawndowntoconcealhiseyes。
Onthepier—head,fromwhichwenowweredrawingrapidlyaway,theconsulmadeamegaphoneofhishands。
"That’sHIM,"hecalled。"That’sJones。"
Jonesraisedhishead,andIsawthatthetropicalheathadmadeJonesthirsty,orthatwithfriendshehadbeencelebratinghisdeparture。Hewinkedatme,and,apparentlywithpleasureathisowndiscernmentandwithpityforme,smiled。
"Oh,ofcourse!"hemurmured。Histonewasoneofheavyirony。
"Makeit’clear。’Makeitcleartothewholewharf。Shoutitoutso’severybodycanhearyou。You’re’clear’enough。"Hisdisgustwastoodeepforordinarywords。"Myuncle!"heexclaimed。
BythisIgatheredthathewasexpressinghiscontempt。
"Ibegyourpardon?"Isaid。
Wehadthedecktoourselves。Itsemptinesssuddenlyremindedmethatwehadtheship,also,toourselves。Irememberedthepurserhadtoldmethat,exceptforthosewhotravelledovernightfromporttoport,Iwashisonlypassenger。
WithdismayIpicturedmyselffortendaysadriftonthehighseas——
alonewithJones。
Withadramaticgesture,asonewouldsay,"Iamhere!"hepushedbackhisPanamahat。Withanunsteadyfingerhepointed,asitwasdrawndrippingacrossthedeck,atthesternhawser。
"Youseethatrope?"hedemanded。"SoonasthatropehitthewaterIknockedoffwork。S’longasyouwasinValencia——me,onthejob。
Now,YOUcan’tgoback,Ican’tgoback。Whyfurtherdissim’lation?WHOAMI?"
Hisconditionseemedtoprecludethepossibilityofhisknowingwhohewas,soItoldhim。
HesneeredasIhaveseenmensneeronlyinmelodrama。
"Oh,ofcourse,"hemuttered。"Oh,ofcourse。"
Helurchedtowardmeindignantly。
"Youknowperfec’lywellJonesisnotmyname。Youknowperfec’lywellwhoIam。"
"Mydearsir,"Isaid,"Idon’tknowanythingaboutyou,exceptthatyourareadamnednuisance。"
Heswayedfromme,painedandsurprised。Apparentlyhewasuponanoutbreakoftears。
"Proud,"hemurmured,"ANDhaughty。Proudandhaughtytothelast。"
Ineverhaveunderstoodwhyanintoxicatedmanfeelstheclimaxofinsultistohurlatyouyourname。Perhapsbecauseheknowsitistheonechargeyoucannotdeny。Butinvariablybeforeyouescape,asthoughassuredthewordswillcoveryourretreatwithshame,hethrowsatyouyourfulltitle。Jonesdidthis。
Slowlyandmercilesslyherepeated,"Mr。——George——Morgan——Crosby。
OfHarvard,"headded。"Proudandhaughtytothelast。"
Hethenembracedapassingsteward,anddemandedtobeinformedwhytheshiprolled。Heneverknewashiptorollasourshiprolled。
"Perfec’lysatisfact’ryocean,butship——rollinglikeastone—
breaker。Takemesomeplaceintheshipwherethisshipdon’troll。"
Thestewardledhimaway。
Whenhehaddroppedthelocalpilotthecaptainbeckonedmetothebridge。
"IsawyoutalkingtoMr。Schnitzel,"hesaid。"He’salittleundertheweather。Hehastoolightaheadforliquors。"
Iagreedthathehadalighthead,andsaidIunderstoodhisnamewasJones。
"That’swhatIwantedtotellyou,"saidthecaptain。"HisnameisSchnitzel。HeusedtoworkfortheNitrateTrustinNewYork。
Thenhecamedownhereasanagent。He’sagoodboynottotellthingsto。Understand?SometimesIcarryhimunderonename,andthenextvoyageunderanother。Thepurserandhefixitupbetween’em。Itpleaseshim,anditdon’thurtanybodyelse,solongasI
tellthemaboutit。Idon’tknowwhohe’sworkingfornow,"hewenton,"butIknowhe’snotwiththeNitrateCompanyanymore。
Hesoldthemout。"
"Howcouldhe?"Iasked。"He’sonlyaboy。"
"HehadaberthastypewritertoSenatorBurnsides,presidentoftheNitrateTrust,sortofconfidentialstenographer,"saidthecaptain。"Wheneverthesenatordictatedanimportantletter,theysay,Schnitzelusedtomakeacarboncopy,andwhenhehadenoughofthemhesoldthemtotheWalker—Keefecrowd。Then,whenWalker—
KeefelosttheirsuitintheValenciaSupremeCourtIguessSchnitzelwentovertoPresidentAlvarez。Andagain,somefolkssayhe’sbackwiththeNitrateCompany。"
"Afterhesoldthemout?"
"Yes,butyouseehe’sworthmoretothemnow。HeknowsalltheWalker—KeefesecretsandAlvarez’ssecrets,too。"
Iexpressedmyopinionofeveryoneconcerned。
"Itshouldn’tsurpriseYOU,"complainedthecaptain。"Youknowthecountry。Everymaninitisoutforsomethingthatisn’this。Thepilotwantshisbit,thehealthdoctormustgethis,thecustomstakeallyourcigars,andifyoudon’tputupgoldforthecaptainoftheportandthealcaldeandthecommandantandtheharborpoliceandtheforemanofthecargadores,theywon’tmovealighter,andthey’llholduptheship’spapers。Well,anAmericancomesdownhere,honestandstraightandwillingtoworkforhiswages。Butprettyquickhefindseveryoneisgettinghissqueezebuthim,sohetriestogetsomeofitbackbyrobbingthenativesthatrobbedhim。Thenherobstheotherforeigners,anditain’tlongbeforehe’scheatingthepeopleathomewhosenthimhere。
Thereisn’tamaninthisnitraterowthatisn’trobbingthecrowdhe’swith,andthatwouldn’tchangesidesformoney。Schnitzel’snoworsethanthepresidentnorthecanteencontractor。"
Hewavedhishandattheglaringcoast—line,atthesteamingswampsandthehot,nakedmountains。
"It’sthecountrythatdoesit,"hesaid。"It’sintheair。Youcansmellitassoonasyoudropanchor,likeyousmelltheslaughter—houseatPunta—Arenas。"
"HowdoYOUmanagetokeephonest,"Iasked,smiling。
"Idon’ttakeanychances,"exclaimedthecaptainseriously。"WhenI’mintheirdamnedportIdon’tgoashore。"
IdidnotagainseeSchnitzeluntil,withhaggardeyesandsuspiciouslywethair,hejoinedthecaptain,doctor,purser,andmyselfatbreakfast。InthephrasesoftheTenderloin,hetolduscheerfullythathehadbeengrandlyintoxicated,andtorecoverdrankmixturesofrawegg,vinegar,andredpepper,thesightofwhichtookawayeveryappetitesavehisown。Whentothishehadaddedabottleofbeer,hedeclaredhimselfanewman。Thenewmanfollowedmetothedeck,andwiththetruculentbearingofonewhoexpectstoberepelled,heaskedif,thedaybefore,hehadnotmadeafoolofhimself。
Isuggestedhehadbeensomewhatconfidential。Atonceherecoveredhisposeandpatronizedme。
"Don’tyoubelieveit,"hesaid。"That’sallpartofmygame。
’Confidenceforconfidence’isthewayIworkit。That’showI
learnthings。Itellamansomethingontheinside,andhesays:
’Here’saniceyoungfellow。Nothingstandoffishabouthim,’andhetellsmesomethingheshouldn’t。LikeasnotwhatItoldhimwasn’ttrue。See?"
Iassuredhimheinterestedmegreatly。
"Youfind,then,inyourlineofbusiness,"Iasked,"thatapparentfranknessisadvisable?Asarule,"Iexplained,"secrecyiswhata——apersoninyourline——a——"
TosavehisfeelingsIhesitatedattheword。
"Aspy,"hesaid。Hisfacebeamedwithfatuouscomplacency。
"ButifIhadnotknownyouwereaspy,"Iasked,"wouldnotthathavebeenbetterforyou?"
"Indealingwithapartylikeyou,Mr。Crosby,"Schnitzelbegansententiously,"Iuseadifferentmethod。You’reonasecretmissionyourself,andyougetyourinformationaboutthenitraterowoneway,andIgetitanother。Idealwithyoujustlikeweweredrummersinthesamelineofgoods。Wearerivalsinbusiness,butoutsideofbusinesshoursperfectgentleman。"
Inthefaceofthedisbeliefthathadmetmydenialsofanysecretmission,IfelttohaveSchnitzelalsodisbelievemewouldbetoogreatahumiliation。SoIremainedsilent。
"YoumakeyourreporttotheStateDepartment,"heexplained,"andImakemineto——mypeople。Whotheyaredoesn’tmatter。You’dliketoknow,andIdon’twanttohurtyourfeelings,but——that’sMYsecret。"
MyonlyfeelingswereadesiretokickSchnitzelheavily,butforSchnitzeltosuspectthatwasimpossible。Rather,hepicturedmeasshakenbyhisdisclosures。
Ashehungovertherailtheglareofthesunonthetumblingwaterlituphisfoolish,mongrelfeatures,exposedtheircunning,theirutterlackofanycharacter,andshowedbehindtheshiftyeyesthevacant,half—crookedmind。
Schnitzelwassmilingtohimselfwithasmileofcompleteself—
satisfaction。Inthelightofhislaterconduct,Igrewtounderstandthatsmile。Hehadanticipatedarebuff,andhehadbeenreceived,ashereadit,withconsideration。Theironyofmypolitenesshehadentirelymissed。Instead,hereadinwhatIsaidtheadmirationoftheamateurfortheprofessional。HesawwhathebelievedtobeahighagentoftheGovernmenttreatinghimasaworthyantagonist。InnootherwaycanIexplainhislaterheapinguponmehisconfidences。Itwasthevanityofachildtryingtoshowoff。
Intendays,inthelimitedareaofatwo—thousand—tonsteamer,onecouldnothelpbutlearnsomethingofthehistoryofsocommunicativeafellow—passengerasSchnitzel。HisparentswereGermanandstilllivedinGermany。ButhehimselfhadbeenbroughtupontheEastSide。AnunclewhokeptadelicatessenshopinAvenueAhadsenthimtothepublicschoolsandthentoa"businesscollege,"wherehehaddevelopedremarkableexpertnessasastenographer。Hereferredtohisskillinthisdifficultexercisewithpityingcontempt。Nevertheless,fromaroomnoisywithtype—
writersthisskillhadliftedhimintotheprivateofficeofthepresidentoftheNitrateTrust。There,asSchnitzelexpressedit,"Isaw’mine,’andItookit。"TotracebackthecriminalinstinctthatledSchnitzeltostealandselltheprivatelettersofhisemployerwasnotdifficult。InallofhisfewearlyyearsIfounditlyinglatent。Ofeverystoryhetoldofhimself,andhetalkedonlyofhimself,therewasnotonethatwasnottohisdiscredit。
Hehimselfneversawthis,northatallhetoldmeshowedhewaswithoutthemoralsense,andwithaninstinctiveenjoymentofwhatwasdeceitful,mean,andunderhand。That,asIreadit,washischaracter。
Inappearancehewassmooth—shaven,withlonglocksthathungbehindwide,protrudingears。Hehadtheunhealthyskinofbadblood,andhiseyes,asthoughthedaylighthurtthem,constantlyopenedandshut。HewaslikehundredsofyoungmenthatyouseeloiteringonupperBroadwayandmakingpredatoryraidsalongtheRialto。Hadyoupassedhiminthatneighborhoodyouwouldhavesethimdownasawire—tapper,aracingtout,awould—beactor。
AsIworkeditout,Schnitzelwasaspybecauseitgavehimanimportancehehadnotbeenabletoobtainbyanyothereffort。Asachildandasaclerk,itwaseasytoseethatamonghisassociatesSchnitzelmustalwayshavebeenthebutt。Untilsuddenly,byonedirtyaction,hehadplacedhimselfoutsidetheirclass。Asheexpressedit:"WheneverIwalkthroughtheofficenow,whereallthestenographerssit,yououghttoseethoseslobslookafterme。Whentheygotothepresident’sdoor,theygottoknock,likeIusedto,butnow,whentheoldmanseesmecomingtomakemyreportafteroneofthesetripshecallsout,’Comerightin,Mr。Schnitzel。’AndlikeasnotIgoinwithmyhatonandofferhimacigar。An’theyseemedoit,too!"
Tome,thatspeechseemedtogiveSchnitzel’sviewofthevaluesofhislife。Hisvanitydemandedhebepointedat,ifevenwithcontempt。Butthecontemptneverreachedhim——heonlyknewthatatlastpeopletooknoteofhim。Theynolongerlaughedathim,theywereafraidofhim。Inhishearthebelievedthattheyregardedhimasonewhowalkedinthedarkplacesofworldpolitics,whopossessedanevilknowledgeofgreatmenasevilashimself,asonewhobyblackmailheldpublicministersathismercy。
Thisviewofhimselfwastheonethathetriedtogiveme。I
probablywasthefirstdecentmanwhoeverhadtreatedhimcivilly,andtoimpressmewithhisknowledgehespreadthatknowledgebeforeme。Itwassale,shocking,degrading。
AtfirstItookcomfortinthethoughtthatSchnitzelwasaliar。
Later,Ibegantowonderifallofitwerealie,andfinally,inawayIcouldnotdoubt,itwasprovedtomethattheworsthechargedwastrue。
ThenightIfirstbegantobelievehimwasthenightwetouchedatCristobal,thelastportinValencia。Inthemostlight—heartedmannerhehadbeenaccusingallconcernedinthenitratefightwitheverycrimeknowninWallStreetandinthedarkreachesoftheCongoRiver。
"But,Iknowhim,Mr。Schnitzel,"Isaidsternly。"Heisincapableofit。Iwenttocollegewithhim。"
"Idon’tcarewhetherhe’sarah—rahboyornot,"saidSchnitzel,"Iknowthat’swhathedidwhenhewasuptheOrinocoafterorchids,andifthetribehadevercaughthimthey’dhavecrucifiedhim。AndIknowthis,too:hemadefortythousanddollarsoutoftheNitrateCompanyonaten—thousand—dollarjob。AndIknowit,becausehebeefedtomeaboutithimself,becauseitwasn’tbigenough。"
Wewerepassingthelimestoneislandattheentrancetotheharbor,where,intheprisonfortress,withitsmuzzle—loadinggunspointingdrunkenlyatthesky,areburiedthepoliticalprisonersofValencia。
"Now,there,"saidSchnitzel,pointing,"thatshowsyouwhattheNitrateTrustcando。JudgeRojasisinthere。HegavethefirstdecisioninfavoroftheWalker—Keefepeople,andformakingthatdecisionWilliamT。Scott,theNitratemanager,madeAlvarezputRojasinthere。He’sseventyyearsold,andhe’sbeentherefiveyears。Thecelltheykeephiminisbelowthesea—level,andthesalt—waterleaksthroughthewall。I’veseenit。That’swhatWilliamT。Scottdid,an’upinNewYorkpeoplethink’Billy’Scottisafineman。IseenhimattheHorseShowsittinginabox,bowingtoeverybody,withhiswifesittingbesidehim,allhungoutwithpearls。An’thatwasonlyamonthafterI’dseenRojasinthatsewerwhereScottputhim。"
"Schnitzel,"Ilaughed,"youcertainlyareamagnificentliar。"
Schnitzelshowednoresentment。
"Goashoreandlookforyourself,"hemuttered。"Don’tbelieveme。
AskRojas。Askthefirstmanyoumeet。"Heshivered,andshruggedhisshoulders。"Itellyou,thewallsaredamp,likesweat。"
TheGovernmenthadtelegraphedthecommandanttocomeonboardand,asheexpressedit,"offermethehospitalityoftheport,"whichmeantthatIhadtotakehimtothesmoking—roomandgivehimchampagne。WhattheGovernmentreallywantedwastofindoutwhetherIwasstillonboard,andifitwerefinallyridofme。
IaskedtheofficialconcerningJudgeRojas。
"Oh,yes,"hesaidreadily。"Heisstillincomunicado。"
Withoutbelievingitwouldleadtoanything,Isuggested:
"ItwasfoolishofhimtogiveoffencetoMr。Scott?"
Thecommandantnoddedvivaciously。
"Mr。Scottisverypowerfulman,"heassented。"WeallverymuchloveMr。Scott。Thepresident,heloveMr。Scott,too,butthejudgeswerenotsympathetictoMr。Scott,soMr。Scottaskedourpresidenttogivethemawarning,andSenorRojas——heisthewarning。"
"Whenwillhegetout?"Iasked。
Thecommandanthelduptheglassinthesunlightfromtheopenair—
port,andgazedadmiringlyatthebubbles。
"Whocantell,"hesaid。"AnydaywhenMr。Scottwishes。Maybe,never。SenorRojasisanoldman。Old,andhehasmuchrheumatics。Maybe,hewillnevercomeouttoseeourbelovedcountryanymore。"
Aswelefttheharborwepassedsoclosethatonecouldthrowastoneagainstthewallofthefortress。Thesunwasjustsinkingandtheairbecamesuddenlychilled。Aroundthelittleislandoflimestonethewavessweptthroughthesea—weedandblackmaniguauptotherustybarsofthecells。Isawthebarefootedsoldierssmokingupontheslopingramparts,thecommoncriminalsinalongstumblinglinebearingkegsofwater,threestorm—beatenpalmsrisinglikegallows,andthegreenandyellowflagofValenciacrawlingdownthestaff。Somewhereentombedinthatblotchedandmildewedmasonryanoldmanofseventyyearswasshiveringandhugginghimselffromthedampandcold。Amanwhospokefivelanguages,ajust,bravegentleman。Tomeitwasnonewstory。I
knewofthehorrorsofCristobalprison;ofpoliticalrivalschainedtocriminalsloathsomewithdisease,ofmenwhohadraisedtheflagofrevolutiondriventosuicide。ButneverhadIsupposedthatmyownpeoplecouldreachfromthecityofNewYorkandcastafellow—manintothatcellaroffeverandmadness。
AsIwatchedtheyellowwallsinkintothesea,IbecameconsciousthatSchnitzelwasnearme,asbefore,leaningontherail,withhischinsunkonhisarms。Hisfacewasturnedtowardthefortress,andforthefirsttimesinceIhadknownhimitwassetandserious。Andwhen,amomentlater,hepassedmewithoutrecognition,Isawthathiseyeswerefilledwithfear。
WhenwetouchedatCuracoaIsentacabletomysister,announcingthedateofmyarrival,andthencontinuedontotheHotelVenezuela。AlmostimmediatelySchnitzeljoinedme。Witheasycarelessnesshesaid:"Iwasinthecableofficejustnow,sendingoffawire,andthatoperatortoldmehecan’tmakeheadortailofthethirdwordinyourcable。"
"Thatisstrange,"Icommented,"becauseit’saFrenchword,andheisFrench。That’swhyIwroteitinFrench。"
Withtheairofonewhonailsanotherinafalsehood,Schnitzelexclaimed:
"Then,howdidyousupposeyoursisterwasgoingtoreadit?It’sacipher,that’swhatitis。Oh,no,YOU’REnotonasecretmission!Notatall!"
Itwasmostundignifiedofme,butinfiveminutesIexcusedmyself,andsenttotheStateDepartmentthefollowingwords:
"Rosesred,violetsblue,sendsnow。"
LaterattheStateDepartmenttheonlypersonwhodidnoteventuallypardonmyjestwastheclerkwhohadsatupuntilthreeinthemorningwithmycable,tryingtofitittoanyknowncode。
ImmediatelyaftermyreturntotheHotelVenezuelaSchnitzelexcusedhimself,andhalfanhourlaterreturnedintriumphwiththecableoperatorandorderedlunchforboth。Theyimbibedmuchsweetchampagne。
Whenweagainweresafeatsea,Isaid:"Schnitzel,howmuchdidyoupaythatFrenchmantoletyoureadmysecondcable?"
Schnitzel’sreplywaspromptandcomplacent。
"Onehundreddollarsgold。Itwasworthit。DoyouwanttoknowhowIdopeditout?"
Ievenchallengedhimtodoso。"’Rosesred’——wardeclared;
’violetsblue’——outlookbad,orblue;’sendsnow’——sendsquadron,becausethewhitesquadroniswhitelikesnow。See?Itwastooeasy。"
"Schnitzel,"Icried,"youarewonderful!"
Schnitzelyawnedinmyface。
"Oh,youdon’thavetohitthesolesofmyfeetwithanight—sticktokeepmeawake,"hesaid。
AfterIhadbeenaweekatsea,IfoundthateitherIhadtobelievethatinallthingsSchnitzelwasaliar,orthatthemenoftheNitrateTrustwereinallthingsevil。IwasconvincedthatinsteadofthepeopleofValenciarobbingthem,theywererobbingboththepeopleofValenciaandthepeopleoftheUnitedStates。
TogotowarontheiraccountwastodegradeourGovernment。I
explainedtoSchnitzelitwasnotbecomingthattheUnitedStatesnavyshouldbemadethecat’s—pawofacorruptcorporation。I
askedhispermissiontorepeattotheauthoritiesatWashingtoncertainofthestatementshehadmade。
Schnitzelwasgreatlypleased。
"You’rewelcometotell’emanythingI’vesaid,"heassented。
"And,"headded,"mostofit’strue,too。"
Iwrotedowncertainchargeshehadmade,andaddedwhatIhadalwaysknownofthenitratefight。Itwasaterriblearraignment。
IntheeveningIreadmynotestoSchnitzel,who,inacornerofthesmoking—room,sat,frowningimportantly,checkingoffeachstatement,andwhereImadeanerrorofadateoraname,severelycorrectingme。
SeveraltimesIaskedhim,"Areyousurethiswon’tgetyouintotroublewithyour’people’?Youseemtoaccuseeverybodyoneachside。"
Schnitzel’seyesinstantlyclosedwithsuspicion。
"Don’tyouworryaboutmeandmypeople,"hereturnedsulkily。
"That’sMYsecret,andyouwon’tfinditout,neither。Imaybeascrookedastherestofthem,butI’mnotgivingawaymyemployer。"
IsupposeIlookedpuzzled。
"Imeannotasecondtime,"headdedhastily。"Iknowwhatyou’rethinkingof,andIgotfivethousanddollarsforit。ButnowI
meantostickbythementhatpaymywages。"
"Butyou’vetoldmeenoughabouteachofthethreetoputanyoneoftheminjail。"
"Ofcourse,Ihave,"criedSchnitzeltriumphantly。
"IfI’dletdownonanyonecrowdyou’dknowIwasworkingforthatcrowd,soI’vetouched’emallup。OnlywhatItoldyouaboutmycrowd——isn’ttrue。"
ThereportwefinallydrewupwassosensationalthatIwasofamindtothrowitoverboard。ItaccusedmembersoftheCabinet,ofourSenate,diplomats,businessmenofnationalinterest,judgesoftheValenciacourts,privatesecretaries,clerks,hiredbullies,andfilibusters。Menthetrustcouldnotbribeithadblackmailed。
Thoseitcouldnotcorrupt,andtheywerepitifullyfew,itcrushedwithsomedisgracefulcharge。
Lookingovermynotes,Isaid:
"Youseemtohavemadeeverychargeexceptmurder。"
"How’dIcometoleavethatout?"Schnitzelansweredflippantly。
"WhataboutColeman,theforemanatBahia,andthatGermancontractor,Ebhardt,andoldSmedburg?Theytalkedtoomuch,andtheydiedofyellow—fever,maybe,andmaybewhathappenedtothemwastheyateknockoutdropsintheirsoup。"
Idisbelievedhim,buttherecameasuddennastydoubt。
"Curtis,whomanagedthecompany’splantatBarcelona,diedofyellow—fever,"Isaid,andwasburiedthesameday。"
ForsometimeSchnitzelglowereduncertainlyatthebulkhead。
"Didyouknowhim?"heasked。
"WhenIwasinthelegationIknewhimwell,"Isaid。
"SodidI,"saidSchnitzel。"Hewasn’tmurdered。Hemurderedhimself。Hewaswrongtenthousanddollarsinhisaccounts。Hegotworryingaboutitandwefoundhimoutsidetheclearingwithaholeinhishead。Heleftanotesayinghecouldn’tbearthedisgrace。AsifthecompanywouldholdalittlegraftingagainstasgoodamanasCurtis!"
Schnitzelcoughedandpretendeditwashiscigarette。
"Youseeyoudon’tputinnothingagainsthim,"headdedsavagely。
ItwasthefirsttimeIhadseenSchnitzelshowemotion,andIwasmovedtopreach。
"Whydon’tyouquit?"Isaid。"YouhadanA—1jobasastenographer。Whydon’tyougobacktoit?"
"Maybe,someday。Butit’sgreatbeingyourownboss。IfIwasastenographer,Iwouldn’tbehelpingyousendinareporttotheStateDepartment,wouldI?No,thisjobisallright。Theysendyouaftersomethingbig,andyouhavethedevilofatimegettingit,butwhenyougetit,youfeellikeyouhadpickedahundred—to—
oneshot。"
Thetalkorthedrinkhadelatedhim。Hisfish—likeeyesbulgedandshone。Hecastaquicklookabouthim。Exceptforourselves,thesmoking—roomwasempty。Frombelowcamethesteadythroboftheengines,andfromoutsidethewhisperofthewavesandofthewindthroughthecordage。Abarefootedsailorpatteredbytothebridge。Schnitzelbenttowardme,andwithhishandpointedtohisthroat。
"I’vegotpapersonmethat’sworthamilliontoacertainparty,"
hewhispered。"Youunderstand,mynotesincipher。"
Hescowledwithintensemystery。
"Ikeep’eminanoiled—silkbag,tiedaroundmyneckwithastring。Andhere,"headdedhastily,pattinghiship,asthoughtoforestallanyattackImightmakeuponhisperson,"Icarrymyautomatic。Itshootsninebulletsinfiveseconds。Theygottobequicktocatchme。"
"Well,ifyouhaveeitherofthosethingsonyou,"Isaidtestily,"Idon’twanttoknowit。HowoftenhaveItoldyounottotalkanddrinkatthesametime?"
"Ah,goon,"laughedSchnitzel。"That’sanoldgag,warningafellownottotalksoastoMAKEhimtalk。Idothatmyself。"
ThatSchnitzelhadimportantpaperstiedtohisneckInomorebelievethanthatheworeashirtofchainarmor,buttopleasehimIpretendedtobegreatlyconcerned。
"Nowthatwe’regettingintoNewYork,"Isaid,"youmustbeverycareful。Amanwhocarriessuchimportantdocumentsonhispersonmightbemurderedforthem。Ithinkyououghttodisguiseyourself。"
ApictureofmybagbeingcarriedashorebySchnitzelintheuniformofaship’sstewardratherpleasedme。
"Goon,you’rekidding!"saidSchnitzel。HewasdrawnbetweenbelievingIwasdeeplyimpressedandwithfearthatIwasmockinghim。
"Onthecontrary,"Iprotested,"Idon’tfeelquitesafemyself。
SeeingmewithyoutheymaythinkIhavepapersaroundMYneck。"
"Theywouldn’tlookatyou,"Schnitzelreassuredme。"Theyknowyou’rejustanamateur。But,asyousay,withme,it’sdifferent。
IGOTtobecareful。Now,youmightn’tbelieveit,butInevergonearmyunclenornoneofmyfriendsthatlivewhereIusedtohangout。IfIdid,theotherspieswouldgetonmytrack。Isuppose,"
hewentongrandly,"InevergooutinNewYorkbutthatatleasttwospiesaretrailingme。ButIknowhowtothrowthemoff。I
live’waydowntowninalittlehotelyouneverheardof。YounevercatchmediningatSherry’snortheWaldorf。Andyounevermetmeoutsocially,didyou,now?"
IconfessedIhadnot。
"Andthen,Ialwaysliveunderanassumedname。"
"Like’Jones’?"Isuggested。
"Well,sometimes’Jones’,"headmitted。
"Tome,"Isaid,"’Jones’lacksimagination。It’sthesortofnameyougivewhenyou’rearrestedforexceedingthespeedlimit。Whydon’tyoucallyourselfMachiavelli?"
"Goon,I’mnodago,"saidSchnitzel,"anddon’tyougooffthinking’Jones’istheonlydisguiseIuse。ButI’mnottellin’
whatitis,amI?Oh,no。"
"Schnitzel,"Iasked,"haveyoueverbeentoldthatyouwouldmakeagreatdetective?"
"Cutitout,"saidSchnitzel。"You’vebeenreadingthosefairystories。There’snoflycopsnorPinkscoulddotheworkIdo。
They’repikerscomparedtome。Theychasepetty—larcenycasesandkickindoors。Iwouldn’tstooptowhattheydo。It’sbeingmixedupthewayIamwiththeproblemsoftwogovernmentsthatcatchesme。"Headdedmagnanimously,"Youseesomethingofthatyourself。"
WelefttheshipatBrooklyn,andwithregretIpreparedtobidSchnitzelfarewell。SeldomhadImetalittlebeastsooffensive,buthisvanity,hislies,hismoralblindness,madeonepityhim。
Andintendaysinthesmoking—roomtogetherwehadhadmanyfriendlydrinksandmanyfriendlylaughs。HewasgoingtoahotelonlowerBroadway,andasmycab,onmywayuptown,passedthedoor,Iofferedhimalift。Heappearedtoconsidertheadvisabilityofthis,andthen,withmuchby—playofglancingoverhisshoulder,divedintothefrontseatanddrewdowntheblinds。
"ThishotelIamgoingtoisanold—fashionedtrap,"heexplained,"buttheclerkiswisetome,understand,andIdon’thavetosigntheregister。"
Aswedrewnearertothehotel,hesaid:"It’sapitywecan’tdineoutsomewheresandgotothetheatre,but——youknow?"
WithalmosttoomuchheartinessIhastilyagreeditwouldbeimprudent。
"Iunderstandperfectly,"Iassented。"Youareamarkedman。
Untilyougetthosepaperssafeinthehandsofyour’people,’youmustbeverycautious。"
"That’sright,"hesaid。Thenhesmiledcraftily。
"Iwonderifyou’reonyettowhichmypeopleare。"
IassuredhimthatIhadnoidea,butthatfromtheaviditywithwhichhehadabusedthemIguessedhewasworkingfortheWalker—
Keefecrowd。
Hebothsmiledandscowled。
"Don’tyouwishyouknew?"hesaid。"I’vetoldyoualotofinsidestories,Mr。Crosby,butI’llnevertellonmypalsagain。Notme!
That’sMYsecret。"
Atthedoorofthehotelhebademeahastygood—by,andforafewminutesIbelievedthatSchnitzelhadpassedoutofmylifeforever。Then,intakingaccountofmybelongings,Imissedmyfield—glasses。Irememberedthat,inordertoopenatrunkforthecustomsinspectors,IhadhandedthemtoSchnitzel,andthathehadhungthemoverhisshoulder。Inourhasteatpartingwebothhadforgottenthem。
Iwasonlyafewblocksfromthehotel,andItoldthemantoreturn。
IinquiredforMr。Schnitzel,andtheclerk,whoapparentlyknewhimbythatname,saidhewasinhisroom,numbereighty—two。
"Buthehasacallerwithhimnow,"headded。"Agentlemanwaswaitingforhim,and’sjustgoneup。"
IwroteonmycardwhyIhadcalled,andsoonafterithadbeenborneskywardtheclerksaid:"Iguesshe’llbeabletoseeyounow。That’sthepartythatwascallingonhim,there。"
Henoddedtowardamanwhocrossedtherotundaquickly。Hisfacewastwistedfromus,asthough,ashealmostrantowardthestreet,hewerereadingtheadvertisementsonthewall。
Hereachedthedoor,andwaslostinthegreattideofBroadway。
Icrossedtotheelevator,andasIstoodwaiting,itdescendedwithacrash,andtheboywhohadtakenmycardflunghimself,shrieking,intotherotunda。
"Thatman——stophim!"hecried。"Themanineighty—two——he’smurdered。"
Theclerkvaultedthedeskandsprangintothestreet,andI
draggedtheboybacktothewireropeandweshottothethirdstory。Theboyshrankback。Achambermaid,crouchingagainstthewall,herfacecolorless,loweredonehand,andpointedatanopendoor。
"Inthere,"shewhispered。
Inamean,commonroom,stretchedwherehehadbeenstruckbackuponthebed,Ifoundtheboywhohadelectedtomeddleinthe"problemsoftwogovernments。"
Intinyjets,fromthreewideknife—wounds,hisbloodflowedslowly。Hisstaringeyeswereliftedupinfearandinentreaty。
Iknewthathewasdying,andasIfeltmyimpotencetohelphim,I
askeenlyfeltagreatrageandahatredtowardthosewhohadstruckhim。
Ileanedoverhimuntilmyeyeswereonlyafewinchesfromhisface。
"Schnitzel!"Icried。"Whodidthis?Youcantrustme。Whodidthis?Quick!"
Isawthatherecognizedme,andthattherewassomethingwhich,withterribleeffort,hewastryingtomakemeunderstand。
Inthehallwastherushofmanypeople,running,exclaiming,thenoiseofbellsringing;fromanotherfloorthevoiceofawomanshriekedhysterically。
Atthesoundstheeyesoftheboygreweloquentwithentreaty,andwithamovementthatcalledfromeachwoundafreshoutburst,likeamanstrangling,heliftedhisfingerstohisthroat。
Voiceswerecallingforwater,towaitforthedoctor,towaitforthepolice。ButIthoughtIunderstood。
Stilldoubtinghim,stillunbelieving,ashamedofmyowncredulity,Itoreathiscollar,andmyfingerscloseduponapackageofoiledsilk。
Istooped,andwithmyteethrippeditopen,andholdingbeforehimtheslipsofpaperitcontained,torethemintotinyshreds。
Theeyessmiledatmewithcunning,withtriumph,withdeepcontent。
ItwassoliketheSchnitzelIhadknownthatIbelievedstillhemighthavestrengthenoughtohelpme。
"Whodidthis?"Ibegged。"I’llhanghimforit!Doyouhearme?"
Icried。
Seeinghimlyingthere,withthelifecutoutofhim,sweptmewithablindanger,withaneedtopunish。
"I’llseetheyhangforit。Tellme!"Icommanded。"Whodidthis?"
Theeyes,nowfilledwithweariness,lookedupandthelipsmovedfeebly。
"Myownpeople,"hewhispered。
InmyindignationIcouldhaveshakenthetruthfromhim。Ibentcloser。
"Then,byGod,"Iwhisperedback,"you’lltellmewhotheyare!"
Theeyesflashedsullenly。
"That’smysecret,"saidSchnitzel。
Theeyessetandthelipsclosed。
Amanatmysideleanedoverhim,anddrewthesheetacrosshisface。
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