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  I。
  SCENE:Inanupperchamberofaboarding—houseinMelanchthonPlace,Boston,amature,plainyounglady,witheveryappearanceofestablishingherselfintheroomforthefirsttime,movesabout,bestowinglittletouchesofdecorationhereandthere,andtalkingwithanotheryounglady,whosevoicecomesthroughtheopendoorwayofaninnerroom。
  MISSETHELREED,fromwithin:"Whatintheworldareyoudoing,Nettie?"
  MISSHENRIETTASPAULDING:"Oh,stickingupahouseholdgodortwo。
  Whatareyoudoing?"
  MISSREED:"Despairing。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Still?"
  MISSREED,tragically:"Still!Howsoondidyouexpectmetostop?
  Iamhereonthesofa,whereIflungmyselftwohoursago,andI
  don’tthinkIshallevergetup。ThereisnoreasonWHYIevershould。"
  MISSSPAULDING,suggestively:"Dinner。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,dinner!Dinner,toabrokenheart!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Idon’tbelieveyourheartisbroken。"
  MISSREED:"ButItellyouitis!Ioughttoknowwhenmyownheartisbroken,Ishouldhope。Whatmakesyouthinkitisn’t?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Oh,it’shappenedsooften!"
  MISSREED:"Butthisisarealcase。Yououghttofeelmyforehead。
  It’sashot!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Yououghttogetupandhelpmeputthisroomtorights,andthenyouwouldfeelbetter。"
  MISSREED:"No;Ishouldfeelworse。Theideaofhouseholdgodsmakesmesick。SylvandeitiesarewhatIwant;thegreatgodPanamongthecat—tailsandarrow—headsinthe’ma’sh’atPonkwasset;thedryadsofthebirchwoods——therearenooaks;thenymphsthathaunttheheightsandhollowsofthedearoldmountain;the"—
  MISSSPAULDING:"Wha—a—at?Ican’thearawordyousay。"
  MISSREED:"That’sbecauseyoukeepfussingaboutso。Whydon’tyoubequiet,ifyouwanttohear?"Sheliftshervoicetoitshighestpitch,withapausefordistinctnessbetweenthewords:"I’mheart—
  brokenfor——Ponkwasset。Thedryads——ofthe——birchwoods。Thenymphs——andthegreat——god——Pan——inthereeds——bytheriver。Andall——that——sortof——thing!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Youknowverywellyou’renot。"
  MISSREED:"I’mnot?What’sthereasonI’mnot?Then,whatamI
  heart—brokenfor?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"You’renotheart—brokenatall。Youknowverywellthathe’llcallbeforewe’vebeenheretwenty—fourhours。"
  MISSREED:"Who?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"ThegreatgodPan。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,howcruelyouare,tomockmeso!Comeinhere,andsympathizealittle!Do,Nettie。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"No;youcomeouthereandutilizealittle。I’mactingforyourbestgood,astheysayatPonkwasset。"
  MISSREED:"Whentheywanttobedisagreeable!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Ifthisroomisn’tinorderbythetimehecalls,you’llbeeverlastinglydisgraced。"
  MISSREED:"I’mthatnow。Ican’tbemoreso——there’sthatcomfort。
  Whatmakesyouthinkhe’llcall?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Becausehe’sagentleman,andwillwanttoapologize。Hebehavedveryrudelytoyou。"
  MISSREED:"No,Nettie;_I_behavedrudelytoHIM。Yes!Besides,ifhebehavedrudely,hewasnogentleman。It’sacontradictioninterms,don’tyousee?ButI’lltellyouwhatI’mgoingtodoifhecomes。I’mgoingtoshowaproperspiritforonceinmylife。I’mgoingtorefusetoseehim。You’vegottoseehim。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Nonsense!"
  MISSREED:"Whynonsense?Oh,why?Expound!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Becausehewasn’trudetome,andhedoesn’twanttoseeme。BecauseI’mplain,andyou’repretty。"
  MISSREED:"I’mNOT!Youknowitperfectlywell。I’mhideous。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"BecauseI’mpoor,andyou’reapersonofindependentproperty。"
  MISSREED:"DEPENDENTproperty,Ishouldcallit:justenoughtobeuselesson!Butthat’sinsultingtoHIM。Howcanyousayit’sbecauseIhavealittlemoney?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Well,then,Iwon’t。Itakeitback。I’llsayit’sbecauseyou’reyoung,andI’mold。"
  MISSREED:"You’reNOTold。You’reasyoungasanybody,NettieSpaulding。AndyouknowI’mnotyoung;I’mtwenty—seven,ifI’maday。I’mjustdroppingintothegrave。ButIcan’targuewithyou,milesoffso,anylonger。"MissReedappearsattheopendoor,dragginglanguidlyafterhertheshawlwhichshehadevidentlydrawnroundheronthesofa;herfairhairisalittledisordered,andshepressesitintoshapewithonehandasshecomesforward;alovelyflushvieswithaheavenlypallorinhercheeks;shelooksalittlepensiveinthearchingeyebrows,andalittlehumorousaboutthedimpledmouth。"NowIcanprovethatyouareentirelywrong。Where—
  —wereyou?——Thisroomisratheranimprovementovertheonewehadlastwinter。Thereismoreofaview"——shegoestothewindow——"ofthehousesacrossthePlace;andIalwaysthinktheswellfrontgivesaprettyshapetoaroom。I’msorrythey’vestoppedbuildingthem。
  Yourpianogoesverynicelyintothatlittlealcove。Yes,we’requitepalatial。And,onthewhole,I’mgladthere’snofireplace。
  It’sapleasureattimes;butforthemostpartit’savanityandavexation,gettingdustandashesovereverything。Yes;afterall,givemethegoodold—fashioned,clean,convenientregister!Ugh!Myfeetarelikeice。"Shepullsaneasy—chairuptotheregisterinthecorneroftheroom,andpushesopenitsvalveswiththetoeofherslipper。Asshesettlesherselfluxuriouslyinthechair,andpoisesherfeetdaintilyovertheregister:"Ah,thisissomethinglike!HenriettaSpaulding,ma’am!DidIevertellyouthatyouwerethebestfriendIhaveintheworld?"
  MISSSPAULDING,whocontinuesherworkofarrangingtheroom:
  "Often。"
  MISSREED:"Didyoueverbelieveit?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Never。"
  MISSREED:"Why?"
  MISSSPAULDING,thoughtfullyregardingavasewhichsheholdsinherhand,afterseveraltimesshiftingitfromabrackettothecornerofherpianoandback:"IwishIcouldtellwhereyoudolookbest!"
  MISSREED,leaningforwardwistfully,withherhandsclaspedandrestingonherknees:"IwishyouwouldtellmeWHYyoudon’tbelieveyou’rethebestfriendIhaveintheworld。"
  MISSSPAULDING,finallyplacingthevaseonthebracket:"Becauseyou’vesaidsotoooften。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,that’snoreason!Icanprovetoyouthatyouare。
  Whoelsebutyouwouldhavetakeninahomelessandfriendlesscreaturelikeme,andletherstaybotheringroundindemoralizingidleness,whileyouwereseriouslyteachingtheyoungideahowtodrubthepiano?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Anybodywhowantedaroom—mateasmuchasIdid,andcouldhavefoundonewillingtopaymorethanhershareofthelodging。"
  MISSREED,thoughtfully:"Doyouthinkso,Henrietta?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Iknowso。"
  MISSREED:"Andyou’renotafraidthatyouwrongyourself?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Nottheleast。"
  MISSREED:"Well,beitso——astheysayinnovels。Iwillnotcontradictyou;IwillnotsayyouaremyBESTfriend;IwillmerelysaythatyouaremyONLYfriend。Comehere,Henrietta。Drawupyourchair,andputyourlittlehandinmine。"
  MISSSPAULDING,withseveredistrust:"Whatdoyouwant,EthelReed?"
  MISSREED:"Iwant——Iwant——totalkitoverwithyou。"
  MISSSPAULDING,recoiling:"Iknewit!Well,now,we’vetalkeditoverenough;we’vetalkeditovertillthere’snothingleftofit。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,there’severythingleft!Itremainsinallitsoriginalenormity。Perhapsweshallgetsomenewlightuponit。"
  SheextendsapleadinghandtowardsMissSpaulding。"Come,Henrietta,myonlyfriend,shake!——asthe’goodIndians’say。LetyourEthelpourherhackneyedsorrowsintoyourbosom。Suchanuncomfortableimage,italwaysseems,doesn’tit,pouringsorrowsintobosoms!Come!"
  MISSSPAULDING,decidedly:"No,Iwon’t!Andyouneedn’ttrywheedlinganylonger。Iwon’tsympathizewithyouonthatbasisatall。"
  MISSREED:"WhatshallItry,then,ifyouwon’tletmetrywheedling?"
  MISSSPAULDING,goingtothepianoandopeningit:"Trycourage;tryself—respect。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,dear!whenIhaven’tamorselofeither。Areyougoingtopractise,youcruelmaid?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"OfcourseIam。It’shalf—pastfour,andifI
  don’tdoitnowIsha’n’tbepreparedto—morrowforMissRobins:shetakesthispiece。"
  MISSREED:"Well,well,perhapsit’sallforthebest。Ifmusicbethefoodof——umph—ump!——youknowwhat!——playon。"Theybothlaugh,andMissSpauldingpushesbackalittlefromthepiano,andwheelstowardherfriend,lettingonehandrestslightlyonthekeys。
  MISSSPAULDING:"EthelReed,you’rethemostridiculousgirlintheworld。"
  MISSREED:"Correct!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"AndIdon’tbelieveyoueverwereinlove,oreverwillbe。"
  MISSREED:"Ah,thereyouwrongme,Henrietta!Ihavebeen,andI
  shallbe——lotsoftimes。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Well,whatdoyouwanttosaynow?Youmusthurry,forIcan’tloseanymoretime。"
  MISSREED:"Iwillfreemymindwithneatnessanddespatch。I
  simplywishtogooverthewholeaffair,fromAlfredtoOmaha;andyou’vegottoletmetalkasmuchslangandnonsenseasIwant。AndthenI’llskipallthedetailsIcan。Willyou?"
  MISSSPAULDING,withimpatientpatience:"Oh,Isupposeso!"
  MISSREED:"That’sverysweetofyou,thoughyoudon’tlookit。
  Now,wherewasI?Oh,yes,doyouthinkitwasforth—puttingatall,toaskhimifhewouldgivemethelessons?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Itdependsuponwhyyouaskedhim。"
  MISSREED:"Iaskedhimfrom——from——Letmesee;Iaskedhimbecause—
  —from——Yes,Isayitboldly;Iaskedhimfromanenthusiasmforart,andasincerewishtolearntheuseofoil,ashecalledit。Yes!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Areyousure?"
  MISSREED:"Sure?Well,wewillsaythatIam,forthesakeofargument。And,havingsecuredthisbasis,thequestioniswhetherI
  wasn’tboundtoofferhimpayattheend,andwhetherhewasn’twrongtotakemydoingsoindudgeon。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Yes,Ithinkhewaswrong。Andthetermsofhisrefusalwereveryungentlemanly。Heoughttoapologizemostamplyandhumbly。"AtacertainexpressioninMissReed’sface,sheadds,withseverity:"Unlessyou’rekeepingbackthemainpoint。Youusuallydo。Areyou?"
  MISSREED:"No,no。I’vetoldyoueverything——everything!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"ThenIsay,asIsaidfromthebeginning,thathebehavedverybadly。Itwasveryawkwardandverypainful,butyou’vereallynothingtoblameyourselffor。"
  MISSREED,ruefully:"No—o—o!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Whatdoyoumeanbythatsortof’No’?"
  MISSREED:"Nothing。"
  MISSSPAULDING,sternly:"Yes,youdo,Ethel。"
  MISSREED:"Idon’t,really。Whatmakesyou’thinkIdo?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Itsoundedverydishonest。"
  MISSREED:"Didit?Ididn’tmeanitto。"Herfriendbreaksdownwithalaugh,whileMissReedpreservesademurecountenance。
  MISSSPAULDING:"WhatAREyoukeepingback?"
  MISSREED:"Nothingatall——lessthannothing!Ineverthoughtitwasworthmentioning。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Areyoutellingmethetruth?"
  MISSREED:"I’mtellingyouthetruthandsomethingmore。Youcan’taskbetterthanthat,canyou?"
  MISSSPAULDING,turningtohermusicagain:"Certainlynot。"
  MISSREED:inapatheticwail:"OHenrietta!doyouabandonmethus?Well,Iwilltellyou,heartlessgirl!I’veonlykeptitbacktillnowbecauseitwassoextremelymortifyingtomyprideasanartist——asastudentofoil。Willyouhearme?"
  MISSSPAULDING,beginningtoplay:"No。"
  MISSREED,withburlesquewildness:"Youshall!"MissSpauldinginvoluntarilydesists。"Therewasamoment——afatalmoment——whenhesaidhethoughtheoughttotellmethatifIfoundoilamusingI
  couldgoon;butthathedidn’tbelieveIshouldeverlearntouseit,andhecouldn’tletmetakelessonsfromhimwiththeexpectationthatIshould。There!"
  MISSSPAULDING,withawfulreproach:"Andyoucallthatlessthannothing?I’vealmostamindnevertospeaktoyouagain,Ethel。HowCOULDyoudeceivemeso?"
  MISSREED:"Wasitreallydeceiving?_I_shouldn’tcallitso。AndIneededyoursympathysomuch,andIknewIshouldn’tgetitunlessyouthoughtIwasaltogetherintheright。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Youarealtogetherinthewrong!Andit’sYOUthatoughttoapologizetoHIM——onyourbendedknees。HowCOULDyouofferhimmoneyafterthat?Iwonderatyou,Ethel!"
  MISSREED:"Why——don’tyousee,Nettie?——Ididkeepontakingthelessonsofhim。Ididfindoilamusing——ortheoilist——andIkepton。OfcourseIhadto,offthereinafarmhousefullofladyboarders,andhetheonlygentlemanshortofCrawford’s。Strike,buthearme,HenriettaSpaulding!WhatwasItodoaboutthehalf—dozenlessonsIhadtakenbeforehetoldmeIshouldneverlearntouseoil?WasItooffertopayhimforthese,andnotfortherest;orwasItotreatthewholeseriesasgratuitous?Iusedtolieawakethinkingaboutit。I’vegotlittletact,butIcouldn’tfindanywayoutofthetrouble。Itwasabox——yes,aboxofthedeepestdye!
  Andthewholeaffairhavinggottobe——somethingelse,don’tyouknow?——madeitalltheworse。Andifhe’donly——only——Buthedidn’t。
  Notasyllable,notabreath!AndthereIwas。IHADtoofferhimthemoney。Andit’salmostkilledme——thewayhetookmyofferingit,andnowthewayyoutakeit!Andit’sallofapiece。"MissReedsuddenlysnatchesherhandkerchieffromherpocket,andburiesherfaceinit。——"Oh,dear——oh,dear!Oh!——hu,hu,hu!"
  MISSSPAULDING,relenting:"Itwasawkward。"
  MISSREED:"Awkward!YouseemtothinkthatbecauseIcarrythingsofflightlyIhavenofeeling。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"YouknowIdon’tthinkthat,Ethel。"
  MISSREED,pursuingheradvantage:"Idon’tknowitfromyou,Nettie。I’vetriedandTRIEDtopassitoffasajoke,andtotreatitassomethingfunny;butIcantellyouit’snojokeatall。"
  MISSSPAULDING,sympathetically:"Isee,dear。"
  MISSREED:"It’snotthatIcareforhim"—
  MISSSPAULDING:"Why,ofcourse。"
  MISSREED:"ForIdon’tintheleast。Heishorrideveryway:
  blunt,andrude,andhorrid。Inevercaredforhim。ButIcareformyself!Hehasputmeinthepositionofhavingdoneanunkindthing——anunladylikething——whenIwasonlydoingwhatIhadtodo。
  Whyneedhehavetakenitthewayhedid?Whycouldn’thehavesaidpolitelythathecouldn’tacceptthemoneybecausehehadn’tearnedit?EvenTHATwouldhavebeenmortifyingenough。Buthemustgoandbesoviolent,andrushoff,and——Oh,Inevercouldhavetreatedanybodyso!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Notunlessyouwereveryfondofthem。"
  MISSREED:"What?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Notunlessyouwereveryfondofthem。"
  MISSREED,puttingawayherhandkerchief:"Oh,nonsense,Nettie!Henevercaredanythingforme,orhecouldn’thaveactedso。Butnomatterforthat。Hehasfixedeverythingsothatitcanneverbegotstraight——neverintheworld。Itwilljusthavetoremainahideousmassof——of——_I_don’tknowwhat;andIhavesimplygottoonwitheringwithdespairatthepointwhereIleftoff。ButIdon’tcare!That’sonecomfort。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Idon’tbelievehe’llletyouwitherlong,Ethel。"
  MISSREED:"He’sletmewitherfortwenty—fourhoursalready!Butit’snothingtome,now,howlongheletsmewither。I’mperfectlysatisfiedtohavetheaffairremainasitis。Iamintheright,andifhecomesIshallrefusetoseehim。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Oh,no,youwon’t,Ethel!"
  MISSREED:"Yes,Ishall。Ishallreceivehimverycoldly。Iwon’tlistentoanyexcusefromhim。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Oh,yes,youwill,Ethel!"
  MISSREED:"No,Ishallnot。Ifhewishesmetolistenhemustbeginbyhumblinghimselfinthedust——yes,thedust,Nettie!I
  won’ttakeanythingshortofit。IinsistthatheshallrealizethatIhavesuffered。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Perhapshehassufferedtoo!"
  MISSREED:"Oh,HEsuffered!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Youknowthathewasperfectlydevotedtoyou。"
  MISSREED:"Heneversaidso。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Perhapshedidn’tdare。"
  MISSREED:"Hedaredtobeveryinsolenttome。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Andyouknowyoulikedhimverymuch。"
  MISSREED:"Iwon’tletyousaythat,NettieSpaulding。IDIDN’T
  likehim。Irespectedandadmiredhim;butIdidn’tLIKEhim。Hewillcomenearme;butifhedoeshehastobeginby——by——Letmesee,whatshallImakehimbeginbydoing?"Shecastsuphereyesforinspirationwhilesheleansforwardovertheregister。"Yes,Iwill!
  Hehasgottobeginbytakingthatmoney!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Ethel,youwouldn’tputthataffrontuponasensitiveandhigh—spiritedman!"
  MISSREED:"Wouldn’tI?YouwaitandSEE,MissSpaulding!Heshalltakethemoney,andheshallsignareceiptforit。I’lldrawupthereceiptnow,soastohaveitready,andIshallaskhimtosignittheverymomentheentersthisdoor——theveryinstant!"Shetakesaportfoliofromthetablenearher,withoutrising,andwrites:
  "’ReceivedfromMissEthelReedonehundredandtwenty—fivedollars,infull,fortwenty—fivelessonsinoil—painting。’There——whenMr。
  OliverRansomhassignedthislittledocumenthemaybegintotalk;
  notbefore!"Sheleansbackinherchairwithanairofpitilessdetermination。
  MISSSPAULDING:"But,Ethel,youdon’tmeantomakehimtakemoneyforthelessonshegaveyouafterhetoldyouyoucouldn’tlearnanything?"
  MISSREED,afteramoment’spause:"Yes,Ido。Thisistopunishhim。Idon’twishforjusticenow;Iwishforvengeance!AtfirstI
  wouldhavecompromisedonthesixlessons,oronnoneatall,ifhehadbehavednicely;butafterwhat’shappenedIshallinsistuponpayinghimforeverylesson,soastomakehimfeelthatthewholething,fromfirsttolast,wasapurelybusinesstransactiononmypart。Yes,aPURELY——BUSINESS——TRANSACTION!"
  MISSSPAULDING,turningtohermusic:"ThenI’vegotnothingmoretosaytoyou,EthelReed。"
  MISSREED:"Idon’tsaybutwhat,afterhe’stakenthemoneyandsignedthereceipt,I’lllistentoanythingelsehe’sgottosay,verywillingly。"MissSpauldingmakesnoanswer,butbeginstoplaywithascientificabsorption,feelingherwayfitfullythroughthenewpiece,whileMissReed,seatedbytheregister,trifleswiththebookshehastakenfromthetable。
  II。
  TheinterioroftheroomofMissSpauldingandMissReedremainsinview,whilethescenediscloses,ontheothersideofthepartitionwallinthesamehouse,thebachelorapartmentofMr。SamuelGrinnidge。Mr。Grinnidgeinhisdressing—gownandslippers,withhispipeinhismouth,hastheeffectofhavingjustcomein;hisfriendMr。OliverRansomstandsatthewindow,staringoutintotheNovemberweather。
  GRINNIDGE:"Howlonghaveyoubeenwaitinghere?"
  RANSOM:"Tenminutes——tenyears。HowshouldIknow?"
  GRINNIDGE:"Well,Idon’tknowwhoelseshould。Getbackto—day?"
  RANSOM:"Lastnight。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Well,takeoffyourcoat,andpulluptotheregister,andwarmyourpoorfeet。"Heputshishandoutovertheregister。
  "Confoundit!somebody’sgottheregisteropeninthenextroom!Yousee,onepipecomesupfromthefurnaceandbranchesintoaVjustunderthefloor,andprofessestoheatbothrooms。Butitdon’t。
  Therewasafellowintherelastwinterwhousedtogetallmyheat。
  Usedtogooutandleavehisregisteropen,andI’dcomeinherejustbeforedinnerandfindthisplaceascoldasabarn。Wehadarunningfightofitallwinter。Themanwhogothisregisteropenfirstinthemorninggotalltheheatfortheday,foritneverturnedtheotherwaywhenitstartedinonedirection。Usedtoalmostsuffocate——warm,muggydays——maintainingmyrights。Somepiano—pounderintherethiswinter,itseems。Hear?Andshehasn’tlostanytimeinlearningthetrickoftheregister。Whatkeptyousolateinthecountry?"
  RANSOM,afteranabsent—mindedpause:"Grinnidge,Iwishyouwouldgivemesomeadvice。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Youcanhaveallyouwantofitatthemarketprice。"
  RANSOM:"Idon’tmeanyourlegaladvice。"
  GRINNIDGE:"I’msorry。Whathaveyoubeendoing?"
  RANSOM:"I’vebeenmakinganassofmyself。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Wasn’tthatrathersuperfluous?"
  RANSOM:"Ifyouplease,yes。Butnow,ityou’recapableoflisteningtomewithoutanyfurtherdisplayofyourcross—examinationwit,Ishouldliketotellyouhowithappened。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Iwilldomybesttoveilmybrilliancy。Goon。"
  RANSOM:"IwentuptoPonkwassetearlyinSeptemberforthefoliage。"
  GRINNIDGE:"AndstaidtilllateinOctober。Theremusthavebeenareasonforthat。Whatwashername?Foliage?"
  RANSOM,cominguptothecornerofthechimney—piece,nearwhichhisfriendsits,andtalkingtohimdirectlyovertheregister:"Ithinkyou’llhavetogetalongwithoutthenameforthepresent。I’lltellyoubyandby。"AsMr。Ransompronouncesthesewords,MissReed,onhersideofthepartition,liftsherheadwithastartledair,and,afteramomentofvaguecircumspection,listenskeenly。"Butshewasbeautiful。Shewasablonde,andshehadtheloveliesteyes——eyes,youknow,thatcouldbefunnyortender,justasshechose——thekindofeyesIalwaysliked。"MissReedleadsforwardovertheregister。
  "Shehadoneofthosefacesthatalwaysleaveyouindoubtwhetherthey’relaughingatyou,andsokeepyouinwholesomesubjection;butyoufeelcertainthatthey’reGOOD,andthatiftheydidhurtyoubylaughingatyou,they’dlooksorryforyouafterward。Whenshewalkedyousawwhatanexquisitecreatureshewas。ItalwaysmadememadtothinkIcouldn’tPAINTherwalk。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Isupposeyousawagooddealofherwalk。"
  RANSOM:"Yes;wewereoffinthewoodsandfieldshalfthetimetogether。"Hetakesaturntowardsthewindow。
  MISSREED,suddenlyshuttingtheregisteronherside:"Oh!"
  MISSSPAULDING,lookingupfromhermusic:"Whatisit,Ethel?"
  MISSREED:"Nothing,nothing;I——I——thoughtitwasgettingtoowarm。
  Goon,dear;don’tletmeinterruptyou。"Afteramomentofheroicself—denialshesoftlypressestheregisteropenwithherfoot。
  RANSOM,comingbacktotheregister:"Itallbeganinthatway。I
  hadthegoodfortuneonedaytorescueherfroma——cow。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,forshame!"
  MISSSPAULDING,desistingfromherpiano:"WhatISthematter?"
  MISSREED,clappingtheregisterto:"Thisridiculousbook!Butdon’t——don’tmindme,Nettie。"Breathlessly:"Go——go——on!"MissSpauldingresumes,andagainMissReedsoftlypressestheregisteropen。
  RANSOM,afterapause:"Thecowwasgrazing,andhadnomorethoughtofhookingMiss——"
  MISSREED:"Oh,Ididn’tsupposeheWOULD!——Goon,Nettie,goon!
  Thehero——SUCHagoose!"
  RANSOM:"Idroveherawaywithmycamp—stool,andMiss——theyounglady——wasasgratefulasifIhadrescuedherfromamenagerieofwildanimals。Iwalkedhomewithhertothefarmhouse,andthetroublebeganatonce。"PantomimeofindignantprotestandburlesquemenaceonthepartofMissReed。"Therewasn’tanotherwellwomaninthehouse,exceptherfriendMissSpaulding,whowasratheroldandratherplain。"Hetakesanotherturntothewindow。
  MISSREED:"Oh!"Sheshutstheregister,butinstantlyopensitagain。"Louder,Nettie。"
  MISSSPAULDING,inastonishment:"What?"
  MISSREED:"DidIspeak?Ididn’tknowit。I"—
  MISSSPAULDING,desistingfrompractice:"Whatisthatstrange,hollow,rumbling,mumblingkindofnoise?"
  MISSREED,softlyclosingtheregisterwithherfoot:"Idon’thearanystrange,hollow,rumbling,mumblingkindofnoise。DoyouhearitNOW?"
  MISSSPAULDING:"No。ItwastheBrightonwhistle,probably。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,verylikely。"AsMissSpauldingturnsagaintoherpracticeMissReedre—openstheregisterandlistensagain。Alittleintervalofsilenceensues,whileRansomlightsacigarette。
  GRINNIDGE:"Soyousoughtopportunitiesofrescuingherfromothercows?"
  RANSOM,returning:"Thatwasn’tnecessary。Theyoungladywassoimpressedbymybehavior,thatsheaskedifIwouldgivehersomelessonsintheuseofoil。"
  GRINNIDGE:"Shethoughtifsheknewhowtopaintpictureslikeyoursshewouldn’tneedanyonetodrivethecowsaway。"
  RANSOM:"Don’tbefarcical,Grinnidge。Thatsortofthingwilldowithsomevictimonthewitness—standwhocan’thelphimself。OfcourseIsaidIwould,andwewereoffhalfthetimetogether,paintingtheloveliestandloneliestbitsaroundPonkwasset。Itallwentonverywell,tillonedayIfeltboundinconsciencetotellherthatIdidn’tthinkshewouldeverlearntopaint,andthat——ifshewasseriousaboutitshe’dbetterdropitatonce,forshewaswastinghertime。"
  GRINNIDGE,gettinguptofillhispipe:"Thatwasapleasantthingtodo。"
  RANSOM:"Itoldherthatifitamusedher,tokeepon;Iwouldbeonlytoogladtogiveherall——thehintsIcould,butthatIoughtn’ttoencourageher。Sheseemedagooddealhurt。IfanciedatthetimethatshethoughtIwastiredofhavingherwithmesomuch。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,DIDyou,indeed!"ToMissSpaulding,whobendsanastonishedglanceuponherfromthepiano:"ThemaninthisbookisthemostCONCEITEDcreature,Nettie。Playchords——somethingverysubdued——ah!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Whatareyoutalkingabout,Ethel?"
  RANSOM:"Thatwasatnight;butthenextdayshecameupsmiling,andsaidthatifIdidn’tmindshewouldkeepon——foramusement;shewasn’tabitdiscouraged。"
  MISSREED:"Oh!——Goon,Nettie;don’tletmyoutburstsinterruptyou。"
  RANSOM:"Iusedtofancysometimesthatshewasalittlesweetonme。"
  MISSREED:"Youwretch!——Oh,scales,Nettie!Playscales!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"EthelReed,areyoucrazy?"
  Ransom,afterathoughtfulmoment:"Well,soitwentonforthenextsevenoreightweeks。Whenweweren’tsketchinginthemeadows,oronthemountain—side,orintheoldpuntonthepond,wewerewalkingupanddownthefarmhousepiazzatogether。SheusedtoreadtomewhenIwasatwork。Shehadaheavenlyvoice,Grinnidge。"
  MISSREED:"Oh,yousilly,sillything!——Reallythisbookmakesmesick,Nettie。"
  RANSOM:"Well,thelongandtheshortofitwas,Iwashit——HARD,andIlostallcourage。YouknowhowIam,Grinnidge。"
  MISSREED,softly:"Oh,poorfellow!"
  RANSOM:"SoIletthetimegoby,andattheendIhadn’tsaidanything。"
  MISSREED:"No,sir!YouHADN’T!"
  MISSSPAULDINGgraduallyceasestoplay,andfixesherattentionwhollyuponMissReed,whobendsforwardovertheregisterwithanintenselyexcitedface。
  RANSOM:"Thensomethinghappenedthatmademeglad,fortwenty—fourhoursatleast,thatIhadn’tspoken。Shesentmethemoneyfortwenty—fivelessons。ImaginehowIfelt,Grinnidge!WhatcouldI
  supposebutthatshehadbeenquietlybidinghertime,andstoringupherresentmentformyhavingtoldhershecouldn’tlearntopaint,tillshecouldpaymebackwithinterestinonesupremeinsult?"
  MISSREED,inalowvoice:"Oh,howcouldyouthinksuchacruel,vulgarthing?"MissSpauldingleavesthepiano,andsoftlyapproachesher,whereshehassunkonherkneesbesidetheregister。
  RANSOM:"Itwastantamounttotellingmethatshehadbeenamusingherselfwithmeinsteadofmylessons。Itremandedourwholeassociation,whichIhadgottothinkingsoromantic,totherelationofteacherandpupil。Itwasasnub——aheartless,killingsnub;andIcouldn’tseeitinanyotherlight。"Ransomwalksawaytothewindow,andlooksout。
  MISSREED,flingingherselfbackwardfromtheregister,andhidingherfaceinherhands:"Oh,itwasn’t!itwasn’t!itwasn’t!Howcouldyouthinkso?"
  MISSSPAULDING,rushingforward,andcatchingherfriendinherarms:
  "Whatisthematterwithyou,EthelReed?Whatareyoudoinghere,overtheregister?Areyoutryingtosuffocateyourself?Haveyoutakenleaveofyoursenses?"
  GRINNIDGE:"Ourfairfriendontheothersideofthewallseemstobeontherampage。"
  MISSSPAULDING,shuttingtheregisterwithaviolentclash:"Ugh!
  howhotitishere!"
  GRINNIDGE:"Doesn’tlikeyourconversation,apparently。"
  MISSREED,franticallypressingforwardtoopentheregister:"Oh,don’tshutit,Nettie,dear!IfyoudoIshalldie!Do—o—n’tshuttheregister!"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Don’tshutit?Why,we’vegotalltheheatofthefurnaceintheroomnow。Surelyyoudon’twantanymore?"
  MISSREED:"No,no;notanymore。But——but——Oh,dear!whatshallI
  do?"Shestillstrugglesintheembraceofherfriend。
  GRINNIDGE,remainingquietlyattheregister,whileRansomwalksawaytothewindow:"Well,whatdidyoudo?"
  MISSREED:"There,there!They’recommencingagain!DOopenit,Nettie。IWILLhaveitopen!"Shewrenchesherselffree,anddashestheregisteropen。
  GRINNIDGE:"Ah,she’sopeneditagain。"
  MissReed,inastage—whisper:"That’stheotherone!"
  RANSOM,fromthewindow:"Do?I’lltellyouwhatIdid。"
  MISSREED:"That’sOl——Mr。Ransom。And,oh,Ican’tmakeoutwhathe’ssaying!Hemusthavegoneawaytotheothersideoftheroom——
  andit’satthemostimportantpoint!"
  MISSSPAULDING,inanawfulundertone:"WasthatthehollowrumblingIheard?Andhaveyoubeenlisteningattheregistertowhatthey’vebeensaying?OETHEL!"
  MISSREED:"Ihaven’tbeenlistening,exactly。"
  MISSSPAULDING:"Youhave!Youhavebeeneavesdropping!"
  MISSREED:"Eavesdroppingislisteningthroughakey—hole,oraroundacorner。Thisisverydifferent。Besides,it’sOliver,andhe’sbeentalkingaboutME。Hark!"Sheclutchesherfriend’shand,wheretheyhavecroucheduponthefloortogether,andpullsherforwardtotheregister。"Oh,dear,howhotitis!Iwishtheywouldcutofftheheatdownbelow。"