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第6章

  “Whynotsheaswellasanother,Mrs。Sedley?Thegirl’sawhitefaceatanyrate。Idon’tcarewhomarrieshim。LetJoepleasehimself。”
  Andpresentlythevoicesofthetwospeakerswerehushed,orwerereplacedbythegentlebutunromanticmusicofthenose;andsavewhenthechurchbellstolledthehourandthewatchmancalledit,allwassilentatthehouseofJohnSedley,Esquire,ofRussellSquare,andtheStockExchange。
  Whenmorningcame,thegood-naturedMrs。SedleynolongerthoughtofexecutingherthreatswithregardtoMissSharp;forthoughnothingismorekeen,normorecommon,normorejustifiable,thanmaternaljealousy,yetshecouldnotbringherselftosupposethatthelittle,humble,grateful,gentlegovernesswoulddaretolookuptosuchamagnificentpersonageastheCollectorofBoggleyWollah。Thepetition,too,foranextensionoftheyounglady’sleaveofabsencehadalreadybeendespatched,anditwouldbedifficulttofindapretextforabruptlydismissingher。
  AndasifallthingsconspiredinfavourofthegentleRebecca,theveryelementsalthoughshewasnotinclinedatfirsttoacknowledgetheiractioninherbehalf
  interposedtoaidher。ForontheeveningappointedfortheVauxhallparty,GeorgeOsbornehavingcometodinner,andtheeldersofthehousehavingdeparted,accordingtoinvitation,todinewithAldermanBallsatHighburyBarn,therecameonsuchathunder-stormasonlyhappensonVauxhallnights,andasobligedtheyoungpeople,perforce,toremainathome。Mr。Osbornedidnotseemintheleastdisappointedatthisoccurrence。
  HeandJosephSedleydrankafittingquantityofport-wine,tete-a-tete,inthedining-room,duringthedrinkingofwhichSedleytoldanumberofhisbestIndianstories;forhewasextremelytalkativeinman’ssociety;
  andafterwardsMissAmeliaSedleydidthehonoursofthedrawing-room;andthesefouryoungpersonspassedsuchacomfortableeveningtogether,thattheydeclaredtheywererathergladofthethunder-stormthanotherwise,whichhadcausedthemtoputofftheirvisittoVauxhall。
  OsbornewasSedley’sgodson,andhadbeenoneofthefamilyanytimethesethree-and-twentyyears。Atsixweeksold,hehadreceivedfromJohnSedleyapresentofasilvercup;atsixmonthsold,acoralwithgoldwhistleandbells;fromhisyouthupwardshewas“tipped“regularlybytheoldgentlemanatChristmas:
  andongoingbacktoschool,herememberedperfectlywellbeingthrashedbyJosephSedley,whenthelatterwasabig,swaggeringhobbadyhoy,andGeorgeanimpudenturchinoftenyearsold。Inaword,Georgewasasfamiliarwiththefamilyassuchdailyactsofkindnessandintercoursecouldmakehim。
  “Doyouremember,Sedley,whatafuryyouwerein,whenIcutoffthetasselsofyourHessianboots,andhowMiss——hem!——howAmeliarescuedmefromabeating,byfallingdownonherkneesandcryingouttoherbrotherJos,nottobeatlittleGeorge?”
  Josrememberedthisremarkablecircumstanceperfectlywell,butvowedthathehadtotallyforgottenit。
  “Well,doyouremembercomingdowninagigtoDr。
  Swishtail’stoseeme,beforeyouwenttoIndia,andgivingmehalfaguineaandapatonthehead?Ialwayshadanideathatyouwereatleastsevenfeethigh,andwasquiteastonishedatyourreturnfromIndiatofindyounotallerthanmyself。”
  “HowgoodofMr。Sedleytogotoyourschoolandgiveyouthemoney!”exclaimedRebecca,inaccentsofextremedelight。
  “Yes,andafterIhadcutthetasselsofhisbootstoo。
  Boysneverforgetthosetipsatschool,northegivers。”
  “IdelightinHessianboots。”saidRebecca。JosSedley,whoadmiredhisownlegsprodigiously,andalwaysworethisornamentalchaussure,wasextremelypleasedatthisremark,thoughhedrewhislegsunderhischairasitwasmade。
  “MissSharp!”saidGeorgeOsborne,“youwhoaresocleveranartist,youmustmakeagrandhistoricalpictureofthesceneoftheboots。Sedleyshallberepresentedinbuckskins,andholdingoneoftheinjuredbootsinonehand;bytheotherheshallhaveholdofmyshirt-frill。Ameliashallbekneelingnearhim,withherlittlehandsup;andthepictureshallhaveagrandallegoricaltitle,asthefrontispieceshaveintheMedullaandthespelling-book。”
  “Ishan’thavetimetodoithere。”saidRebecca。’I’lldoitwhen——whenI’mgone。”Andshedroppedhervoice,andlookedsosadandpiteous,thateverybodyfelthowcruelherlotwas,andhowsorrytheywouldbetopartwithher。
  “Othatyoucouldstaylonger,dearRebecca。”saidAmelia。
  “Why?”answeredtheother,stillmoresadly。”ThatImaybeonlythemoreunhap——unwillingtoloseyou?”
  Andsheturnedawayherhead。Ameliabegantogivewaytothatnaturalinfirmityoftearswhich,wehavesaid,wasoneofthedefectsofthissillylittlething。GeorgeOsbornelookedatthetwoyoungwomenwithatouchedcuriosity;andJosephSedleyheavedsomethingverylikeasighoutofhisbigchest,ashecasthiseyesdowntowardshisfavouriteHessianboots。
  “Letushavesomemusic,MissSedley——Amelia。”saidGeorge,whofeltatthatmomentanextraordinary,almostirresistibleimpulsetoseizetheabove-mentionedyoungwomaninhisarms,andtokissherinthefaceofthecompany;andshelookedathimforamoment,andifIshouldsaythattheyfellinlovewitheachotheratthatsingleinstantoftime,Ishouldperhapsbetellinganuntruth,forthefactisthatthesetwoyoungpeoplehadbeenbredupbytheirparentsforthisverypurpose,andtheirbannshad,asitwere,beenreadintheirrespectivefamiliesanytimethesetenyears。Theywentofftothepiano,whichwassituated,aspianosusuallyare,inthebackdrawing-room;andasitwasratherdark,MissAmelia,inthemostunaffectedwayintheworld,putherhandintoMr。Osborne’s,who,ofcourse,couldseethewayamongthechairsandottomansagreatdealbetterthanshecould。ButthisarrangementleftMr。
  JosephSedleytete-a-tetewithRebecca,atthedrawing-roomtable,wherethelatterwasoccupiedinknittingagreensilkpurse。
  “Thereisnoneedtoaskfamilysecrets。”saidMissSharp。”Thosetwohavetoldtheirs。”
  “Assoonashegetshiscompany。”saidJoseph,“I
  believetheaffairissettled。GeorgeOsborneisacapitalfellow。”
  “Andyoursisterthedearestcreatureintheworld。”
  saidRebecca。”Happythemanwhowinsher!”Withthis,MissSharpgaveagreatsigh。
  Whentwounmarriedpersonsgettogether,andtalkuponsuchdelicatesubjectsasthepresent,agreatdealofconfidenceandintimacyispresentlyestablishedbetweenthem。ThereisnoneedofgivingaspecialreportoftheconversationwhichnowtookplacebetweenMr。
  Sedleyandtheyounglady;fortheconversation,asmaybejudgedfromtheforegoingspecimen,wasnotespeciallywittyoreloquent;itseldomisinprivatesocieties,oranywhereexceptinveryhigh-flownandingeniousnovels。
  Astherewasmusicinthenextroom,thetalkwascarriedon,ofcourse,inalowandbecomingtone,though,forthematterofthat,thecoupleinthenextapartmentwouldnothavebeendisturbedhadthetalkingbeeneversoloud,sooccupiedweretheywiththeirownpursuits。
  Almostforthefirsttimeinhislife,Mr。Sedleyfoundhimselftalking,withouttheleasttimidityorhesitation,toapersonoftheothersex。MissRebeccaaskedhimagreatnumberofquestionsaboutIndia,whichgavehimanopportunityofnarratingmanyinterestinganecdotesaboutthatcountryandhimself。HedescribedtheballsatGovernmentHouse,andthemannerinwhichtheykeptthemselvescoolinthehotweather,withpunkahs,tatties,andothercontrivances;andhewasverywittyregardingthenumberofScotchmenwhomLordMinto,theGovernor-General,patronised;andthenhedescribedatiger-hunt;andthemannerinwhichthemahoutofhiselephanthadbeenpulledoffhisseatbyoneoftheinfuriatedanimals。HowdelightedMissRebeccawasattheGovernmentballs,andhowshelaughedatthestoriesoftheScotchaides-de-camp,andcalledMr。Sedleyasadwickedsatiricalcreature;andhowfrightenedshewasJosephSedleytete-a-tetewithRebecca,atthedrawing-roomtable,wherethelatterwasoccupiedinknittingagreensilkpurse。
  “Thereisnoneedtoaskfamilysecrets。”saidMissSharp。”Thosetwohavetoldtheirs。”
  “Assoonashegetshiscompany。”saidJoseph,“I
  believetheaffairissettled。GeorgeOsborneisacapitalfellow。”
  “Andyoursisterthedearestcreatureintheworld。”
  saidRebecca。”Happythemanwhowinsher!”Withthis,MissSharpgaveagreatsigh。
  Whentwounmarriedpersonsgettogether,andtalkuponsuchdelicatesubjectsasthepresent,agreatdealofconfidenceandintimacyispresentlyestablishedbetweenthem。ThereisnoneedofgivingaspecialreportoftheconversationwhichnowtookplacebetweenMr。
  Sedleyandtheyounglady;fortheconversation,asmaybejudgedfromtheforegoingspecimen,wasnotespeciallywittyoreloquent;itseldomisinprivatesocieties,oranywhereexceptinveryhigh-flownandingeniousnovels。
  Astherewasmusicinthenextroom,thetalkwascarriedon,ofcourse,inalowandbecomingtone,though,forthematterofthat,thecoupleinthenextapartmentwouldnothavebeendisturbedhadthetalkingbeeneversoloud,sooccupiedweretheywiththeirownpursuits。
  Almostforthefirsttimeinhislife,Mr。Sedleyfoundhimselftalking,withouttheleasttimidityorhesitation,toapersonoftheothersex。MissRebeccaaskedhimagreatnumberofquestionsaboutIndia,whichgavehimanopportunityofnarratingmanyinterestinganecdotesaboutthatcountryandhimself。HedescribedtheballsatGovernmentHouse,andthemannerinwhichtheykeptthemselvescoolinthehotweather,withpunkahs,tatties,andothercontrivances;andhewasverywittyregardingthenumberofScotchmenwhomLordMinto,theGovernor-General,patronised;andthenhedescribedatiger-hunt;andthemannerinwhichthemahoutofhiselephanthadbeenpulledoffhisseatbyoneoftheinfuriatedanimals。HowdelightedMissRebeccawasattheGovernmentballs,andhowshelaughedatthestoriesoftheScotchaides-de-camp,andcalledMr。Sedleyasadwickedsatiricalcreature;andhowfrightenedshewasatthestoryoftheelephant!“Foryourmother’ssake,dearMr。Sedley。”shesaid,“forthesakeofallyourfriends,promiseNEVERtogoononeofthosehorridexpeditions。”
  “Pooh,pooh,MissSharp。”saidhe,pullinguphisshirt-
  collars;“thedangermakesthesportonlythepleasanter。”
  Hehadneverbeenbutonceatatiger-hunt,whentheaccidentinquestionoccurred,andwhenhewashalfkilled——notbythetiger,butbythefright。Andashetalkedon,hegrewquitebold,andactuallyhadtheaudacitytoaskMissRebeccaforwhomshewasknittingthegreensilkpurse?Hewasquitesurprisedanddelightedathisowngracefulfamiliarmanner。
  “Foranyonewhowantsapurse。”repliedMissRebecca,lookingathiminthemostgentlewinningway。
  Sedleywasgoingtomakeoneofthemosteloquentspeechespossible,andhadbegun——“OMissSharp,how——“whensomesongwhichwasperformedintheotherroomcametoanend,andcausedhimtohearhisownvoicesodistinctlythathestopped,blushed,andblewhisnoseingreatagitation。
  “Didyoueverhearanythinglikeyourbrother’seloquence?”whisperedMr。OsbornetoAmelia。”Why,yourfriendhasworkedmiracles。”
  “Themorethebetter。”saidMissAmelia;who,likealmostallwomenwhoareworthapin,wasamatch-
  makerinherheart,andwouldhavebeendelightedthatJosephshouldcarrybackawifetoIndia。Shehad,too,inthecourseofthisfewdays’constantintercourse,warmedintoamosttenderfriendshipforRebecca,anddiscoveredamillionofvirtuesandamiablequalitiesinherwhichshehadnotperceivedwhentheywereatChiswicktogether。FortheaffectionofyoungladiesisofasrapidgrowthasJack’sbean-stalk,andreachesuptotheskyinanight。ItisnoblametothemthataftermarriagethisSehnsuchtnachderLiebesubsides。Itiswhatsentimentalists,whodealinverybigwords,callayearningaftertheIdeal,andsimplymeansthatwomenarecommonlynotsatisfieduntiltheyhavehusbandsandchildrenonwhomtheymaycentreaffections,whicharespentelsewhere,asitwere,insmallchange。
  Havingexpendedherlittlestoreofsongs,orhavingstayedlongenoughinthebackdrawing-room,itnowappearedpropertoMissAmeliatoaskherfriendtosing。”Youwouldnothavelistenedtome。”shesaidtoMr。Osbornethoughsheknewshewastellingafib。”hadyouheardRebeccafirst。”
  “IgiveMissSharpwarning,though。”saidOsborne。”that,rightorwrong,IconsiderMissAmeliaSedleythefirstsingerintheworld。”
  “Youshallhear。”saidAmelia;andJosephSedleywasactuallypoliteenoughtocarrythecandlestothepiano。