Thedoor！Itisopen？Ha？Theyareouttumultuously，offforaminute’srace，allbravelyleggingit，Burke’sofDenzilleandHollestheirulteriorgoal。Dixonfollows，givingthemsharplanguagebutrapsoutanoath，hetoo，andon。Bloomstayswithnurseathoughttosendakindwordtohappymotherandnurselingupthere。DoctorDietandDoctorQuiet。Looksshetoonotothernow？WardofwatchinginHorne’shousehastolditstaleinthatwashedoutpallor。Themallbeinggone，aglanceofmotherwithelpinghewhisperscloseingoing：Madam，whencomesthestorkbirdforthee？
　　Theairwithoutisimpregnatedwithraindewmoisture，lifeessencecelestial，glisteringonDublinstonethereunderstarshinycoelum。God’sair，theAllfather’sair，scintillantcircumambientcessileair。Breatheitdeepintothee。Byheaven，TheodorePurefoy，thouhastdoneadoughtydeedandnobotch！Thouart，Ivow，theremarkablestprogenitorbarringnoneinthischafferingallincludingmostfarraginouschronicle。Astounding！
　　InherlayaGodframedGodgivenpreformedpossibilitywhichthouhastfructifiedwiththymodicumofman’swork。Cleavetoher！Serve！Toilon，labourlikeaverybandogandletscholarmentandallMalthusiastsgohang。Thouartalltheirdaddies，Theodore。Artdroopingunderthyload，bemoiledwithbutcher’sbillsathomeandingotsnotthine！inthecountinghouse？Headup？Foreverynewbegottenthoushaltgatherthyhomerofripewheat。See，thyfleeceisdrenched。DostenvyDarbyDullmantherewithhisJoan？A
　　cantingjayandarheumeyedcurdogisalltheirprogeny。Pshaw，Itellthee！Heisamule，adeadgasteropod，withoutvimorstamina，notworthacrackedkreutzer。Copulationwithoutpopulation！No，sayI！Herod’sslaughteroftheinnocentswerethetruername。Vegetables，forsooth，andsterilecohabitation！Giveherbeefsteaks，red，raw，bleeding！Sheisahoarypandemoniumofills，enlargedglands，mumps，quinsy，bunions，hayfever，bedsores，ringworm，floatingkidney，Derbyshireneck，warts，biliousattacks，gallstones，coldfeet，varicoseveins。Atrucetothrenesandtrentalsandjeremiesandallsuchcongenitaldefunctivemusic。Twentyyearsofit，regretthemnot。
　　Withtheeitwasnotaswithmanythatwillandwouldandwaitandneverdo。ThousawestthyAmerica，thylifetask，anddidstchargetocoverlikethetranspontinebison。HowsaithZarathusthra？DeinekuhTrü；bsalmelkestDu。NuntrinkstDudiesü；sseMilchdesEuters。See！Itdisplodesfortheeinabundance。Drink，man，anudderful！Mother’smilk，Purefoy，themilkofhumankin，milktooofthoseburgeoningstarsoverhead，rutilantinthinrainvapour，punchmilk，suchasthoserioterswillquaffintheirguzzlingden，milkofmadness，thehoneymilkofCanaan’sland。
　　Thycow’sdugwastough，what？Ay，buthermilkishotandsweetandfattening。
　　Nodollopthisbutthickrichbonnyclaber。Toher，oldpatriarch！Pap！PerdeamPartulametPertundamnuncestbibendum！
　　Alloffforabuster，armstrong，holleringdownthestreet。Bonafides。
　　Whereyousleplasnigh？Timothyofthebatterednaggin。LikeoleBillyo。
　　Anybrolliesorgumbootsinthefamily？WheretheHenryNevil’ssawbonesandoleclo？Sorraoneomeknows。Hurrahthere，Dix！Forwardtheribboncounter。Where’sPunch？Allserene。Jay，lookatthedrunkenministercomingoutofthematernityhospal！BenedicatvosomnipotensDeus，PateretFilius。Amake，mister。TheDenzillelaneboys。Hell，blastye！Scoot。
　　Righto，Isaacs，shoveemoutofthebleedinglimelight。Yousjoinus，dearsir？Nohentrusioninlife。Louheapgoodman。Alleesameethisbunch。Enavant，mesenfants！Fireawaynumberoneonthegun。Burke’s！
　　Thencetheyadvancedfiveparasangs。Slattery’smountedfootwhere’sthatbleedingawfur？ParsonSteve，apostates’creed！No，no。Mulligan！Abaftthere！Shoveahead。Keepawatchontheclock。Chuckingouttime。Mullee！
　　What’sonyou？Mamè；rem’amarié；e。BritishBeatitudes！RatamplanDigidiBoumBoum。Ayeshaveit。TobeprintedandboundattheDruiddrumpressbytwodesigningfemales。Calfcoversofpissedongreen。Lastwordinartshades。MostbeautifulbookcomeoutofIrelandmytime。Silentium！Getaspurton。Tention。Proceedtonearestcanteenandthereannexliquorstores。March！Tramp，tramptheboysareattitudes！parching。Beer，beef，business，bibles，bulldogs，battleships，buggeryandbishops。Whetheronthescaffoldhigh。Beerbeeftramplethebibles。WhenforIrelandear。Tramplethetrampellers。Thunderation！Keepthedurnedmillingtarystep。Wefall。Bishops’boosebox。Halt！Heaveto。
　　Rugger。Scrumin。Notouchkicking。Wow，mytootsies！Youhurt？Mostamazinglysorry！
　　Query。Who’sastandingthisheredo？Proudpossessorofdamnall。Declaremisery。Bettotheropes。Menanteesaltee。Notaredatmethisweekgone。
　　Yours？MeadofourfathersfortheÜ；bermensch。Dittoh。Fivenumberones。You，sir？Gingercordial。Chaseme，thecabby’scandle。Stimulatethecaloric。Windingofhisticker。Stoppedshortnevertogoagainwhentheold。Absintheforme，savvy？Caramba！Haveaneggnogoraprairieoyster。Enemy？Avuncular’sgotmytimepiece。Tento。Obligatedawful。Don’tmentionit。Gotapectoraltrauma，eh，Dix？Posfact。Gotbetbeaboomblebeewheneverhewassettinsleepinhesbitgarten。DigsupneartheMater。
　　Buckledheis。Knowhisdona？Yup，sartin，Ido。Fullofadure。Seeherinherdishybilly。Peelsoffacredit。Loveylovekin。Noneofyourleankine，notmuch。Pulldowntheblind，love。TwoArdilauns。Samehere。Lookslippery。Ifyoufalldon’twaittogetup。Five，seven，nine。Fine！Gotaprimepairofmincepies，nokid。Andhertakemetorestsandherankerofrum。Mustbeseentobebelieved。Yourstarvingeyesandallbeplasteredneckyoustolemyheart，Ogluepot。Sir？Spudagaintherheumatiz？Allpoppycock，you’llscusemesaying。Forthehoipolloi。Iveartheebestagertvool。Well，doc？BackfroLapland？YourcorporositysagaciatingOK？How’sthesquawsandpapooses？Womanbodyaftergoingonthestraw？
　　Standanddeliver。Password。There’shair。Oursthewhitedeathandtheruddybirth。Hi！Spitinyourowneye，boss。Mummer’swire。CribbedoutofMeredith。Jesifiedorchidisedpolycimicaljesuit！Auntymine’swritingPaKinch。BaddybadStephenleadastraygoodygoodMalachi。
　　Hurroo！Collartheleather，youngun。Rounwithenappy。Here，JockbrawHielentman’syourbarleybree。Langmayyourlumreekandyourkailpotboil！
　　Mytipple。Merci。Here’stous。How’sthat？Legbeforewicket。Don’tstainmybrandnewsitinems。Give’sashakeofpepper，youthere。Catchaholt。Carawayseedtocarryaway。Twig？Shrieksofsilence。Everycovetohisgentrymort。VenusPandemos。Lespetitesfemmes。BoldbadgirlfromthetownofMullingar。TellherIwasaxingather。HaudingSarabythewame。OntheroadtoMalahide。Me？Ifshewhoseducedmehadleftbutthename。Whatdoyouwantforninepence？Machree，Macruiskeen。SmuttyMollforamattressjig。Andapullaltogether。Ex！
　　Waiting，guvnor？Mostdeciduously。Betyourbootson。Stunnedlikeseeingashownoshinersisacoming，Underconstumble？He’vegotthechinkadlib。Seednearfreepounonunaspellagoasaidwarhisn。Uscomerightinonyourinvite，see？Uptoyou，matey。Outwiththeoof。Twobarandawing。YoularnthatgooffoftheythereFrenchybilks？Won’twashherefornutsnohow。Lilchilevelysolly。Isedecutestcolourcoondownourside。Gawdsteruth，Chawley。Wearenaefou。We’renaethafou。Aureservoir，Mossoo。Tanksyou。
　　’Tis，sure。Whatsay？Inthespeakeasy。Tight。Isheeyou，shir。Bantam，twodaysteetee。Mowsingnowtbutclaretwine。Garn！Haveaglint，do。Gum，I’mjiggered。Andbeentobarberhehave。Toofullforwords。Witharailwaybloke。Howcomeyouso？Operahe’dlike？RoseofCastille。Rowsofcast。
　　Police！SomeH2Oforagentfainted。LookatBantam’sflowers。Gemini，he’sgoingtoholler。Thecolleenbawn，mycolleenbawn。
　　O，cheeseit！ShuthisblurryDutchovenwithafirmhand。HadthewinnertodaytillItippedhimadeadcert。TheruffinclythenabofStephen。
　　Handasgivemethejadycoppaleen。HestrikeatelegramboypaddockwirebigbugBasstothedepot。Shovehimajoeyandgrahamise。Mareonformhotorder。Guineatoagoosegog。Tellacram，that。Gospel-true。Criminaldiversion？Ithinkthatyes。Surething。Landhiminchokeechokeeiftheharmanbeckcoppedthegame。MaddenbackMadden’samaddeningback。O，lust，ourrefugeandourstrength。Decamping。Mustyougo？Offtomammy。
　　Standby。Hidemyblushessomeone。Allinifhespotsme。Comeahome，ourBantam。Horryvar，mongvioo。Dinnaforgetthecowslipsforhersel。Cornfide。
　　Whagevyethoncolt？Paltopal。Jannock。OfJohnThomas，herspouse。
　　Nofake，oldmanLeo。S’elpme，honestinjun。ShivermytimbersifIhad。
　　There’sagreatbigholyfriar。Vyforyounometell？Vel，Ises，ifthataintasheenynachez，vel，Ivilgetmishamishinnah。Throughyerdourlord，Amen。
　　Youmoveamotion？Steveboy，you’regoingitsome。Morebluggydrunkables？
　　Willimmenselysplendiferousstanderpermitonestooderofmostextremepovertyandonelargesizegrandaciousthirsttoterminateoneexpensiveinauguratedlibation？Give’sabreather。Landlord，landlord，haveyougoodwine，staboo？Hoots，mon，weedraptopree。Cutandsomeagain。RightBoniface！
　　Absinthethelot。NosomnesbiberimusviridumtoxicumdiaboluscapiatposterioranostraClosingtime，gents。Eh？RomeboosefortheBloomtoff。Ihearyousayonions？Bloo？Cadgesads？Photo’spapli，byallthat’sgorgeous！Playlow，pardner。Slide。Bonsoirlacompagnie。Andsnaresofthepoxfiend。Where’sthebuckandNambyAmby？Skunked？Legbail。Aweel，yemaune’engangyergates。Checkmate。Kingtotower。KindKristyannwillyuhelp，yungmanhoosefrendtukbungalokeetofindplaiswheartolaycrownoffhished2night。Crickey，I’maboutsprung。Tarnallydoggonemyshinsifthisbeentthebestestputtieslongbreakyet。Item，curate，coupleofcookiesforthischild。Cot’sploodandprandypalls，none！Notapiteofsheeses？Thrustsyphilisdowntohellandwithhimthoseotherlicensedspirits。Time。Whowanderthroughtheworld。Healthall。A
　　lavô；tre！
　　Golly，whattentunket’syonguyinthemackintosh？DustyRhodes。Peepathiswearables。Bymighty！What’shegot？Jubileemutton。Bovril，byJames。Wantsitrealbad。D’yekenbaresocks？SeedycussintheRichmond？
　　Rawthere！Thoughthehadadepositofleadinhispenis。Trumperyinsanity。
　　BartletheBreadwecallshim。That，sir，wasonceaprosperouscit。Manalltatteredandtornthatmarriedamaidenallforlorn。Slungherhook，shedid。Hereseelostlove。WalkingMackintoshoflonelycanyon。Tuckandturnin。Scheduletime。Nixforthehornies。Pardon？Seehimtodayatarunefal？Chumoyournpassedinhischecks？Ludamassy！Porepicanninies！
　　Thou’llnobetellingmethot，Poldveg！DidurnsblubblebigsplashcrytearscosfriesPadneywastookoffinblackbag？OfalldedarkiesMassaPatwasverrabest。IneverseethelikesinceIwasborn。Tiens，tiens，butitiswellsad，that，myfaith，yes。Oget，revonagradientoneinnine。Liveaxledrivesaresouped。LayyoutwotooneJenatzylickshimruddywellhollow。Jappies？Highanglefire，inyah！Sunkbywarspecials。
　　Beworseforhim，sayshe，noranyRooshian。Timeall。There’selevenofthem。Getyegone。Forward，woozywobblers！Night。Night。MayAllah，theExcellentOne，yoursoulthisnightevertremendouslyconserve。
　　Yourattention！We’renaethyfou。TheLeithpolicedismissethus。Theleasttholice。Warehawksforthechappuking。Unwellinhisabominableregions。Yooka。Night。Mona，mythruelove。Yook。Mona，myownlove。Ook。
　　Hark！Shutyourobstropolos。Pflaap！Pflaap！Blazeon。Thereshegoes。
　　Brigade！Boutship。Mountstreetway。Cutup。Pflaap！Tallyho。Younotcome？Run，skelter，race。Pflaaaap！
　　Lynch！Hey？Signonlongome。Denzillelanethisway。ChangehereforBawdyhouse。Wetwo，shesaid，willseekthekipsthereshadyMaryis。Righto，anyoldtime。Laetabunturincubilibussuis。Youcominglong？Whisper，whothesootyhell’sthejohnnyintheblackduds？Hush！Sinnedagainstthelightandevennowthatdayisathandwhenheshallcometojudgetheworldbyfire。Pflaap！Utimplerenturscripturae。Strikeupaballad。ThenoutspakemedicalDicktohiscomrademedicalDavy。Christicle，who’sthisexcrementyellowgospellerontheMerrionhall？ElijahiscomingwashedintheBloodoftheLamb。Comeon，youwinefizzlingginsizzlingbooseguzzlingexistences！Comeon，youdog-gone，bullnecked，beetlebrowed，hogjowled，peanutbrained，weaseleyedfourflushers，falsealarmsandexcessbaggage！Comeon，youtripleextractofinfamy！AlexanderJ。ChristDowie，that’syankedtoglorymosthalfthisplanetfrom’FriscoBeachtoVladivostok。
　　TheDeityain’tnonickeldimebumshow。Iputittoyouthathe’sonthesquareandacorkingfinebusinessproposition。He’sthegrandestthingyetanddon’tyouforgetit。ShoutsalvationinKingJesus。You’llneedtorisepreciousearly，yousinnerthere，ifyouwanttodiddletheAlmightyGod。Pflaaaap！Nothalf。He’sgotacoughmixturewithapunchinitforyou，myfriend，Inhisbackpocket。Justyoutryiton。CirceTheMabbotstreetentranceofnighttown，beforewhichstretchesanuncobbledtransidingsetwithskeletontracks，redandgreenwill-o’-the-wispsanddangersignals。Rowsofflimsyhouseswithgapingdoors。Rarelampswithfaintrainbowfans。RoundRabaiotti’shaltedicegondolastuntedmenandwomensquabble。Theygrabwafersbetweenwhicharewedgedlumpsofcoalandcoppersnow。Sucking，theyscatterslowly。Children。Theswancombofthegondola，highreared，forgesonthroughthemurk，whiteandblueunderalighthouse。Whistlescallandanswer。
　　THECALLSWait，mylove，andI’llbewithyou。
　　THEANSWERSRoundbehindthestable。
　　Adeafmuteidiotwithgoggleeyes，hisshapelessmouthdribbling，jerkspast，shakeninSaintVitus’dance。Achainofchildren’shandsimprisonshim。
　　THECHILDRENKithoguelSalute。
　　THEIDIOTLiftsapalsiedleftarmandgurgles。Grhahute！
　　THECHILDRENWhere’sthegreatlight？
　　THEIDIOTGobbing。Ghaghahest。