YouwilladmitthatReggiehadreasontocallhisnewAccountantaNaturalCuriosityThetwomenfailedtohititoffatallRileyconsideredReggieawild,feather-headedidiot,giventoHeavenonlyknewwhatdissipationinlowplacescalled“Messes。”andtotallyunfitfortheseriousandsolemnvocationofbankingHecouldnevergetoverReggie’slookofyouthand“you-be-damned“air;
andhecouldn’tunderstandReggie’sfriends——clean-built,carelessmenintheArmy——whorodeovertobigSundaybreakfastsattheBank,andtoldsultrystoriestillRileygotupandlefttheroomRileywasalwaysshowingReggiehowthebusinessoughttobeconducted,andReggiehadmorethanoncetoremindhimthatsevenyears’limitedexperiencebetweenHuddersfieldandBeverlydidnotqualifyamantosteerabigup-countrybusinessThenRileysulkedandreferredtohimselfasapillaroftheBankandacherishedfriendoftheDirectors,andReggietorehishairIfaman’sEnglishsubordinatesfailhiminthiscountry,hecomestoahardtimeindeed,fornativehelphasstrictlimitationsInthewinterRileywentsickforweeksatatimewithhislungcomplaint,andthisthrewmoreworkonReggieButhepreferredittotheeverlastingfrictionwhenRileywaswell。
OneoftheTravellingInspectorsoftheBankdiscoveredthesecollapsesandreportedthemtotheDirectorsNowRileyhadbeenfoistedontheBankbyanMP。,whowantedthesupportofRiley’sfather,who,again,wasanxioustogethissonouttoawarmerclimatebecauseofthoselungsTheMPhadaninterestintheBank;butoneoftheDirectorswantedtoadvanceanomineeofhisown;and,afterRiley’sfatherhaddied,hemadetherestoftheBoardseethatanAccountantwhowassickforhalftheyear,hadbettergiveplacetoahealthymanIfRileyhadknowntherealstoryofhisappointment,hemighthavebehavedbetter;butknowingnothing,hisstretchesofsicknessalternatedwithrestless,persistent,meddlingirritationofReggie,andallthehundredwaysinwhichconceitinasubordinatesituationcanfindplayReggieusedtocallhimstrikingandhair-curlingnamesbehindhisbackasarelieftohisownfeelings;butheneverabusedhimtohisface,becausehesaid:“Rileyissuchafrailbeastthathalfofhisloathsomeconceitisduetopainsinthechest。”
LateoneApril,RileywentverysickindeedThedoctorpunchedhimandthumpedhim,andtoldhimhewouldbebetterbeforelong。
ThenthedoctorwenttoReggieandsaid:——“DoyouknowhowsickyourAccountantis?”“No!”saidReggie——“Theworsethebetter,confoundhim!He’saclackingnuisancewhenhe’swellI’llletyoutakeawaytheBankSafeifyoucandrughimsilentforthishot-weather。”
Butthedoctordidnotlaugh——“Man,I’mnotjoking。”hesaid“I’llgivehimanotherthreemonthsinhisbedandaweekorsomoretodieinOnmyhonorandreputationthat’sallthegracehehasinthisworldConsumptionhasholdofhimtothemarrow。”
Reggie’sfacechangedatonceintothefaceof“MrReginaldBurke。”
andheanswered:——“WhatcanIdo?”
“Nothing。”saidthedoctor“ForallpracticalpurposesthemanisdeadalreadyKeephimquietandcheerfulandtellhimhe’sgoingtorecoverThat’sallI’lllookafterhimtotheend,ofcourse。”
Thedoctorwentaway,andReggiesatdowntoopentheeveningmail。
HisfirstletterwasonefromtheDirectors,intimatingforhisinformationthatMrRileywastoresign,underamonth’snotice,bythetermsofhisagreement,tellingReggiethattheirlettertoRileywouldfollowandadvisingReggieofthecomingofanewAccountant,amanwhomReggieknewandliked。
Reggielitacheroot,and,beforehehadfinishedsmoking,hehadsketchedtheoutlineofafraudHeputaway——“burked“——theDirectorsletter,andwentintotalktoRiley,whowasasungraciousasusual,andfrettinghimselfoverthewaythebankwouldrunduringhisillnessHeneverthoughtoftheextraworkonReggie’sshoulders,butsolelyofthedamagetohisownprospectsofadvancementThenReggieassuredhimthateverythingwouldbewell,andthathe,Reggie,wouldconferwithRileydailyonthemanagementoftheBankRileywasalittlesoothed,buthehintedinasmanywordsthathedidnotthinkmuchofReggie’sbusinesscapacity。
ReggiewashumbleAndhehadlettersinhisdeskfromtheDirectorsthataGilbarteoraHardiemighthavebeenproudof!
Thedayspassedinthebigdarkenedhouse,andtheDirectors’
letterofdismissaltoRileycameandwasputawaybyReggie,who,everyevening,broughtthebookstoRiley’sroom,andshowedhimwhathadbeengoingforward,whileRileysnarledReggiedidhisbesttomakestatementspleasingtoRiley,buttheAccountantwassurethattheBankwasgoingtorackandruinwithouthimInJune,asthelyinginbedtoldonhisspirit,heaskedwhetherhisabsencehadbeennotedbytheDirectors,andReggiesaidthattheyhadwrittenmostsympatheticletters,hopingthathewouldbeabletoresumehisvaluableservicesbeforelongHeshowedRileytheletters:andRileysaidthattheDirectorsoughttohavewrittentohimdirect。
Afewdayslater,ReggieopenedRiley’smailinthehalf-lightoftheroom,andgavehimthesheet——nottheenvelope——ofalettertoRileyfromtheDirectorsRileysaidhewouldthankReggienottointerferewithhisprivatepapers,speciallyasReggieknewhewastooweaktoopenhisownlettersReggieapologized。
ThenRiley’smoodchanged,andhelecturedReggieonhisevilways:
hishorsesandhisbadfriends“Ofcourse,lyinghereonmyback,MrBurke,Ican’tkeepyoustraight;butwhenI’mwell,IDOhopeyou’llpaysomeheedtomywords。”Reggie,whohaddroppedpolo,anddinners,andtennis,andalltoattendtoRiley,saidthathewaspenitentandsettledRiley’sheadonthepillowandheardhimfretandcontradictinhard,dry,hackingwhispers,withoutasignofimpatienceThisattheendofaheavyday’sofficework,doingdoubleduty,inthelatterhalfofJune。
WhenthenewAccountantcame,Reggietoldhimthefactsofthecase,andannouncedtoRileythathehadagueststayingwithhim。
Rileysaidthathemighthavehadmoreconsiderationthantoentertainhis“doubtfulfriends“atsuchatimeReggiemadeCarron,thenewAccountant,sleepattheClubinconsequenceCarron’sarrivaltooksomeoftheheavyworkoffhisshoulders,andhehadtimetoattendtoRiley’sexactions——toexplain,soothe,invent,andsettleandresettlethepoorwretchinbed,andtoforgecomplimentarylettersfromCalcuttaAttheendofthefirstmonth,RileywishedtosendsomemoneyhometohismotherReggiesentthedraftAttheendofthesecondmonth,Riley’ssalarycameinjustthesameReggiepaiditoutofhisownpocket;and,withit,wroteRileyabeautifulletterfromtheDirectors。
Rileywasveryillindeed,buttheflameofhislifeburntunsteadilyNowandthenhewouldbecheerfulandconfidentaboutthefuture,sketchingplansforgoingHomeandseeinghismother。
Reggielistenedpatientlywhentheofficeworkwasover,andencouragedhim。
AtothertimesRileyinsistedonReggie’sreadingtheBibleandgrim“Methody“tractstohimOutofthesetractshepointedmoralsdirectedathisManagerButhealwaysfoundtimetoworryReggieabouttheworkingoftheBank,andtoshowhimwheretheweakpointslay。
Thisin-door,sick-roomlifeandconstantstrainsworeReggiedownagooddeal,andshookhisnerves,andloweredhisbilliard-playbyfortypointsButthebusinessoftheBank,andthebusinessofthesick-room,hadtogoon,thoughtheglasswas116degreesintheshade。
Attheendofthethirdmonth,Rileywassinkingfast,andhadbeguntorealizethathewasverysickButtheconceitthatmadehimworryReggie,kepthimfrombelievingtheworst“Hewantssomesortofmentalstimulantifheistodragon。”saidthedoctor。
“Keephiminterestedinlifeifyoucareabouthisliving。”SoRiley,contrarytoallthelawsofbusinessandthefinance,receiveda25-per-cent,riseofsalaryfromtheDirectorsThe“mentalstimulant“succeededbeautifullyRileywashappyandcheerful,and,asisoftenthecaseinconsumption,healthiestinmindwhenthebodywasweakestHelingeredforafullmonth,snarlingandfrettingabouttheBank,talkingofthefuture,hearingtheBibleread,lecturingReggieonsin,andwonderingwhenhewouldbeabletomoveabroad。
ButattheendofSeptember,onemercilesslyhotevening,heroseupinhisbedwithalittlegasp,andsaidquicklytoReggie:——“Mr。
Burke,IamgoingtodieIknowitinmyselfMychestisallhollowinside,andthere’snothingtobreathewithTothebestofmyknowledgeIhavedonenowt“——hewasreturningtothetalkofhisboyhood——“tolieheavyonmyconscienceGodbethanked,Ihavebeenpreservedfromthegrosserformsofsin;andIcounselYOU,Mr。
Burke。”
Herehisvoicedieddown,andReggiestoopedoverhim。
“SendmysalaryforSeptembertomymotherdonegreatthingswiththeBankifIhadbeensparedmistakenpolicy。
nofaultofmine。”
Thenheturnedhisfacetothewallanddied。
ReggiedrewthesheetoverItsface,andwentoutintotheverandah,withhislast“mentalstimulant“——aletterofcondolenceandsympathyfromtheDirectors——unusedinhispocket。
“IfI’dbeenonlytenminutesearlier。”thoughtReggie,“Imighthaveheartenedhimuptopullthroughanotherday。”
TOD’SAMENDMENT。
TheWorldhathsetitsheavyyokeUpontheoldwhite-beardedfolkWhostrivetopleasetheKing。
God’smercyisupontheyoung,God’swisdominthebabytongueThatfearsnotanything。
TheParableofChajjuBhagat。
NowTods’Mammawasasingularlycharmingwoman,andeveryoneinSimlaknewTodsMostmenhadsavedhimfromdeathonoccasions。
Hewasbeyondhisayah’scontrolaltogether,andperilledhislifedailytofindoutwhatwouldhappenifyoupulledaMountainBatterymule’stailHewasanutterlyfearlessyoungPagan,aboutsixyearsold,andtheonlybabywhoeverbroketheholycalmofthesupremeLegislativeCouncil。
Ithappenedthisway:Tods’petkidgotloose,andfledupthehill,offtheBoileaugungeRoad,Todsafterit,untilitburstintotheViceregalLodgelawn,thenattachedto“Peterhoff。”TheCouncilweresittingatthetime,andthewindowswereopenbecauseitwaswarmTheRedLancerintheporchtoldTodstogoaway;butTodsknewtheRedLancerandmostoftheMembersofCouncilpersonally。
Moreover,hehadfirmholdofthekid’scollar,andwasbeingdraggedallacrosstheflower-beds“GivemysalaamtothelongCouncillorSahib,andaskhimtohelpmetakeMotiback!”gaspedTodsTheCouncilheardthenoisethroughtheopenwindows;
and,afteraninterval,wasseentheshockingspectacleofaLegalMemberandaLieutenant-Governorhelping,underthedirectpatronageofaCommander-in-ChiefandaViceroy,onesmallandverydirtyboyinasailor’ssuitandatangleofbrownhair,tocoercealivelyandrebelliouskidTheyheadeditoffdownthepathtotheMall,andTodswenthomeintriumphandtoldhisMammathatALLtheCouncillorSahibshadbeenhelpinghimtocatchMotiWhereathisMammasmackedTodsforinterferingwiththeadministrationoftheEmpire;
butTodsmettheLegalMemberthenextday,andtoldhiminconfidencethatiftheLegalMembereverwantedtocatchagoat,he,Tods,wouldgivehimallthehelpinhispower“Thankyou,Tods。”
saidtheLegalMember。
Todswastheidolofsomeeightyjhampanis,andhalfasmanysaises。
Hesalutedthemallas“OBrother。”Itneverenteredhisheadthatanylivinghumanbeingcoulddisobeyhisorders;andhewasthebufferbetweentheservantsandhisMamma’swrathTheworkingofthathouseholdturnedonTods,whowasadoredbyeveryonefromthedhobytothedog-boyEvenFuttehKhan,thevillainousloaferkhitfromMussoorie,shirkedriskingTods’displeasureforfearhisco-
matesshouldlookdownonhim。
SoTodshadhonorinthelandfromBoileaugungetoChotaSimla,andruledjustlyaccordingtohislightsOfcourse,hespokeUrdu,buthehadalsomasteredmanyqueerside-speecheslikethechoteeboleeofthewomen,andheldgraveconversewithshopkeepersandHill-
cooliesalikeHewasprecociousforhisage,andhismixingwithnativeshadtaughthimsomeofthemorebittertruthsoflife;themeannessandthesordidnessofitHeused,overhisbreadandmilk,todeliversolemnandseriousaphorisms,translatedfromthevernacularintotheEnglish,thatmadehisMammajumpandvowthatTodsMUSTgohomenexthotweather。