Pagettwasfarfromsatisfiedwiththis,andwishedtohavetheoldgentleman’sopinionontheproprietyofmanagingallIndianaffairsonthebasisofanelectivesystem。
Ordedidhisbesttoexplain,butitwasplainthevisitorwasboredandbewilder~dFrankly,hedidn’tthinkmuchofcommittees;theyhadaMu-
nicipalCommitteeatLahoreandhadelectedamenialservant,anorderly,asamemberHehadbeeninformedofthisongoodauthority,andafterthat,committeeshadceasedtointeresthim。
ButallwasaccordingtotheruleofGovernment,and,pleaseGod,itwasallforthebest。
“Whatanoldfossilitis!”criedPagett,asOrdereturnedfromseeinghisguesttothedoor;“justlikesomeoldblue-bloodedhidalgoofSpainWhatdoeshereallythinkoftheCongressafterall,andoftheelectivesystem?”
“HatesitalllikepoisonWhenyouaresureofamajority,electionisafinesystem;butyoucanscarcelyexpecttheMahommedans,themastmasterfulandpowerfulminorityinthecountry,tocontemplatetheirownextinctionwithjoyTheworstofitisthatheandhisco-religionists,whoaremany,andthelandedproprietors,also,ofHindurace,arefrightenedandputoutbythiselectiopbusinessandbytheimportancewehavebestowedonlawyers,pleaders,writers,andthelike,whohave,uptonow,beeninabjectsubmissiontothem。
Theysaylittle,hutafteralltheyarethemostimportantfagotsinthegreatbundleofcommunities,andalltheglibbunkumintheworldwouldnotpayfortheirestrangementTheyhavecontrolledtheland。”
“ButIamassuredthatexperienceoflocalself-gov~rnmentinyourmunicipalitieshasbeenmostsatisfactory,andwhenoncetheprincipleisacceptedinyourcentres,don’tyouknow,itisboundtospread,andthese~mportant——ah’mpeopleofyourswouldlearnitliketherestIseenodifficultyatall。”andthesmoothlipsclosedwiththecomplacent256
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snaphabitualtoPagett,M。P。,the“manofcheerfulyesterdaysandconfidentto-morrows。”
Ordelookedathimwithadrearysmile。
’~Tbeprivilegeofelectionhasbeenmostreluctantlywithdrawnfromscoresofmunicipalities,othershavehadtobesummarilysuppressed,and,outsidethePresidencytowns,theactualworkdonehasbeenbadlyperformedThisisoflessmoment,perhaps-itonlysendsupthelocaldeath-rates-thanthefactthatthepublicinterestinmunicipalelections,neververystrong,haswaned,andiswaning,inspiteofcarefulnursingonthepartofGovernmentservants。”
“Canyouexplainthislackofinterest?”saidPagett,puttingasidetherestofOrde’sremarks。
’~YoumayfindawardofthekeyinthefactthatonlyoneineverythousandafourpopulationcanspellThentheyareinfinitelymoreinterestedinreligionandcastequestionsthaninanysortofpoliticsWhenthebusinessofmereexistenceisover,theirmindsareoccupiedbyaseriesofinterests,pleasures,rituals,superstitions,andthelike,basedoncenturiesoftraditionandusageYou,perhaps,findithardtoconceiveofpeopleabsolutelydevoidofcuriosity,towhomthebook,thedailypaper,andtheprintedspeechareunknown,andyouwoulddescribetheirlifeasblankThat’saprofoundmistakeYouareinanotherland,anothercentury,downonthebed-rockofsociety,wherethefamilymerely,andnotthecommunity,isall-importantTheaverageOrientalcannotbebroughttolookbeyondhisclanHislife,too,isnaorecompleteandself-sufficing,andlesssordidandlow-thoughtedthanyoumightimagineItisbovineandslowinsomerespects,butitisneveremptyYouandIareinclinedtoputthecartbeforethehorse,andtoforgetthatitisthemanthatiselemental,notthebook。
’Thecornandthecattleareallmycare,AndtherestisthewillofGod。’
Whyshouldsuchfolklookupfromtheirimmemoriallyappointedroundofdutyandintereststomeddlewiththeunknownandfusswithvoting-papersHowwouldyou,atopofallyourinterestscaretoconductevenone-tenthofyourlifeaccordingtothemannersandcustomsofthePapuans,let’ssay?That’swhatitcomesto。”
“Butiftheywon’ttakethetroubletovote,whydoyouanticipatethatMohammedans,proprietors,andtherestwouldbecrushedbymajoritiesofthem?”
AgainPagettdisregardedtheclosingsentence。
“Because,thoughthelandholderswouldnotmoveafingeronanypurelypoliticalquestion,theycouldberaisedindangerousexcitementbyreligioushatreds。
Alreadythefirstnoteofthishasbeensoundedbythepeoplewhoaretryingtogetupanagitationonthecow-killingquestion,andeveryyearthereistroubleovertheMohammedanMuharrumprocessions。
“Butwholooksafterthepopularrights,beingthusunrepresented?”
“TheGovernmentofHcrMajestytheQueen,EmpressofIndia,inwhich,iftheCongresspromotersaretobebelieved,thepeoplehaveanimplicittrust;fortheCongresscircular,speciallypreTHEENLIGHTENMENTSOFPAGETT,M。P。
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paredforrusticcomprehension,saysthemovementis’fortheremissionoftax,theadvancementofHindnstan,andthestrengtheningoftheBritishGovemment。’
Thispaperisheadedinlargeletters-’MAVTHEPROSPEEITYOFTH~EMPIREOFINDIA
ENDURE。”’
“Really!”saidPagett,“thatshowssomeclevernessButtherearethingsbetterworthimi’ationinourEnglisbmethodsof-er-politicalstatementthanthissortofamiablefraud。”
“Anyhow。”resumedOrde,“youperceivethatnotawordissaidaboutelectionsandtheelectiveprinciple,andthereticenceoftheCongresspromotershereshowstheyarewiseintheirgeneration。”
“Buttheelectiveprinciplemusttriumphintheend,andthelittledifficultiesyouseemtoanticipatewouldgivewayontheintroductionofawell-balancedscheme,capableofindefiniteextension。”
“Butisitpossibletodeviseaschemewhich,alwaysassumingthatthepeopletookanyinterestinit,withoutenormousexpense,ruinousdislocationoftheadminist:ationanddangertothepublicpeace,cansatisfytheaspirationsofMrHumeandhisfollowing,andyetsafeguardtheinterestsoftheMahommedans,thelandedandwealthyclasses,theConservativeHindus,theEurasians,Parsees,Sikhs,Rajputs,nativeChristians,domiciledEuropeansandothers,whoareeachimportantandpowerfulintheirway?”
Pagett’sattention,however,wasdivertedtothegate,whereagroupofcultivatorsstoodinapparenthesitation。
“HerearethetwelveApostles,hyJove-comestraightoutofRaffaele’scartoons。”saidtheM。P。,withthefreshappreciationofanewcomer。
Orde,lothtobeinterrupted,turnedimpatientlytowardthevillagers,andtheirleader,handinghislongstafftooneofhiscompanions,advancedtothehouse。
“ItisoldJelbo,theLumherdar,orhead-manofPindSharkot,andavery’intelligentmanforavillager。”
TheJatfarmerhadremovedhisshoesandstoodsmilingontheedgeoftheverandaHisstronglymarkedfeaturesglowedwithrussetbronze,andhisbrighteyesgleamedunderdeeplysetbrows,contractedbylifelongexposuretosunshineHisbeardandmoustachestreakedwithgreysweptfromboldcliffsofbrowandcheekinthelargesweepsoneseesdrawnbyMichaelAngelo,andstrandsoflongblackhairmingledwiththeirregularlypiledwreathsandfoldsofhisturbanThedraperyofstoutbluecottoncloththrownoverhisbroadshouldersandgirtroundhisnarrowloins,hungfromhistallforminbroadlysculpturedfolds,and~ewouldhavemadeasuperbmodelforanartistinsearchofapatriarch。
Ordegreetedhimcordially,andafterapolitepausethecountrymanstartedoffwithalongstorytoldwithimpressiveearnestnessOrdelistenedandsmiled,interruptingthespeakerat’~mestoargueandreasonwithhiminatonewhichPagettcouldhearwaskindly,andfinallycheckingthefluxofwordswasabouttodismisshim,whenPagettsuggestedthatheshouldbeaskedabouttheNationalCongress。
ButJellochadneverheardofit。
Hewasapoormanandsuchthings,bythefavorofhisHonor,didnotconcernhim。
“What’sthematterwithyourbigfriendthathewassoterriblyinearnest?”askedPagett,whenhehadleft。
“NothingmuchHewantsthebloodofthepeopleinthenextvillage,whohavehadsmallpoxandcattleplagueprettybadly,andbythehelpofawizard,acurrier,andseveralpigshavepasseditontohisownvillage’Wantstoknowiftheycan’tberuninforthisawfulcrimeItseemstheymadeadreadfulcharivariatthevillageboundary,threwaquantityofspell-bearingobjectsovertheborder,abuffalo’sskullandotherthings;thenbrandedachamur-whatyouwouldcallacurrier-onhishinderpartsanddrovehimandanumberofpigsoverintoJelIno’svillageJelbosayshecanbringevidencetoprovethatthewizarddirectingtheseproceedings,whoisaSansi,hasbeenguiltyoftheft,arson,rattle-killing,perjuryandmurder,butwouldprefertohavehimpunishedforbewitchingthemandinflictingsmall-pox。”
“Andhowonearthdidyouanswersuchalunatic?”
“LunaticItheoldfellowisassaneasyouorI;andhehassomegroundofcomplaintagainstthoseSansisIas~edifhewouldlikcanativesuperintendentofpolicewithsomementomakeinquiries,butheobjectedonthegroundsthepolicewereratherworsethansmallpoxandcriminaltribesputtogether。”
“Crimin~tribes-er-Idon’tquiteunderstand。”saidPaget~
“WehaveinIndiamanytribesofpeoplewhointheslackanti-Britishdaysbecamerobbers,invariouskindandpreye~onthepeopleTheyarebeingrestrainedandreclaimedlittlebylittle,andintimewillbecomeuscfu;citizens,buttheystillcherishhereditar~traditionsofcrime,andareadifficullottodealwithBythewaywh~;aboutthepoliticalrightsofthesefolkunderyourschemes?Thecountrypeoplecallthemvermin,butIsup-posetheywouldbeelectorswithth~
rest。”
“Nonsens~speaalprovisionwouldbemadefortheminawell-consideredelectoralscheme,andtheywoulddoubtlessbetreatedwithfittingseverity。”saidPagett,withamagisterialair。
“Severity,yes-butwhetheritwouldbefittingisdoubtfulEventhosepoordevilshaverights,and,afterall,theyonlypracticewhattheyhavebeentaught。”
“Butcriminals,Ordel“
“Yes,criminalswithcodesandritualsofcrime,godsandgodlingsofcrime,andahundredsongsandsayingsinpraiseofitPuzzling,isn’tit?”
“It’ssimplydreadfulTheyoughttobeputdownatonceAretheremanyofthem?”
“Notmorethanaboutsixtythousandinthisprovince,formanyofthetrlbesbroadlydescribedascriminalarereallyvagabondandcrimlnalonlyonoccasion,whileothersarebeingsettledandreclaimedTheyareofgreatantiquity,alegacyfromthepast,thegolden,gloriousAryanpastofMaxMuller,Birdwoodandtherestofyourspindrif~
philosophers。”
AnorderlybroughtacardtoOrdeTHEENLIGHTENMENTSOFPAGETT,M。P。
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whotookitwithamovementofirritationattheinterruption,andbandedittoPagett;alargecardwitharuledborderinredink,andinthecentreinschoolboycopperplate,MrDmaNath。
“Givesalaam。”saidthecivilian,andthereenteredinhasteaslenderyouth,cladinacloselyfittingcoatofgreyhomespun,tighttrousers,patent-leathershoes,andasmallblackvelvetcap。
Histhincheektwitched,andhiseyeswanderedrestlessly,fortheyoungmanwasevidentlynervousanduncomfortable,thoughstrivingtoassumeafreeandeasyair。
“Yourhonormayperhapsrememberme。”hesaidinEnglisb,andOrdescannedhimkeenly。
“IknowyourfacesomehowYoubelongedtotheShershahdistrictIthink,whenIwasinchargethere?”
“Yes,Sir,myfatheriswriteratShershah,andyourhonorgavemeaprizewhenIwasfirstintheMiddleSchoolexaminationfiveyearsagoSincethenIhaveprosecutedmystudies,andIamnowsecondyear’sstudentintheMissionCollege~“
“Ofcourse:youareKedarNath’sson-theboywhosaidhelikedgeographybetterthanplayorsugarcakes,andIdidn’tbelieveyou。
Howisyourfathergettingon?”