PapaWickhadbeenaCommissionerinhisday,holdingauthorityoverthreemillionsofmenintheChota-BuldanaDivision,buildinggreatworksforthegoodoftheland,anddoinghisbesttomaketwobladesofgrassgrowwheretherewasbutonebefore。
Ofcourse,nobodyknewanythingaboutthisinthelittleEnglishvillagewherehewasjust’oldMrWick“andhadforgottenthathewasaCompanionoftheOrderoftheStarofIndia。
HepattedBobbyontheshoulderandsaid:“Welldone,myboy!”
Therefollowed,whiletheuniformwasbeingprepared,anintervalofpuredelight,duringwhichBobbytookbrevet-rankasa“man“atthewomen~swampedtennis-partiesandtea-fightsofthevillage,and,Idaresay,hadhisjoiningtimebeenextended,wouldhavefalleninlovewithseveralgirlsatonceLittlecountryvillagesatHomeareveryfullofnicegirls,becausealltheyoungmencomeouttoIndiatomaketheirfortunes。
“India。”saidPapaWick,“istheplaceI’vehadthirtyyearsofitand,begad,I’dliketogobackagainWhenyoujoi~ntheTailTwistersyou’lheamongfriends,ifeveryonehasn’tforgottenWickofChota-Buldana,andalotofpeoplewillbekindtoyouforoursakesThemotherwilltellyoumoreaboutoutfitthanIcan,butrememberthisSticktoyourRegiment,Bohhy~sticktoyourRegimentYou’llseemenallroundyougoingintotheStaffCorps,anddoingeverypossiblesortofdutybutregimental,andyoumaybetemptedtofollowsuitNowsolongasyoukeepwithinyourallowance,andIhaven’tstintedyouthere,sticktotheLine,thewholeLineandnothingbuttheLineBecarefulhowyoubackanotheryoungfool’sbill,andifyoufallinlovewithawomantwentyyearsolderthanyourself,don’ttellmeaboutit,that’sall。”
Withthesecounsels,andmanyothersequallyvaluable,didPapaWickfortifyBobbyerethatlastawfulnightatPortsmouthwhentheOfficers’QuartersheldmoreinmatesthanwereprovidedforbytheRegulations,andtheliberty-menoft~eshipsfellfoulofthedraftsforIndia,andthebattleragedfromtheDockyardGateseventotheslumsof232
Longport,whilethedrabsofFrattoncamedownandscratchedthefacesoftheQueen’sOfficers。
BobbyWick,withanuglybruiseonhisfrecklednose,asickandshakydetachmenttomanoeuvreinshipandthecomfortoffiftyscornfulfemalestoattendto,hadnotimetofeelhomesicktilltheMalabarreachedmid-Channel,whenhedoubledhisemotionswithalittleguard-visitingandagreatmanyothermatters。
TheTailTwisterswereamostparticujarRegimentThosewhoknewthemleastsaidthattheywereeatenupwith’~side。”ButtheirreserveandtheirinternalarrangementsgenerallyweremerelyprotectivediplomacySomefiveyearsbefore,theColonelcommandinghadlookedintothefourteenfearlesseyesofsevenplumpandjuicysubalternswhohadallappliedtoentertheStaffCorps,andhadaskedthemwhythethreestarsshouldhe,acoloneloftheLine,commandadashednurseryfordouble-dashedbottle-suckerswhoputoncondemnedtinspursandrodequalifiedmokesatthehiatusedheadsofforsakenBlackRegimentsHewasarudemanandaterribleWhereforetheremnanttookmeasures[withthehalf-buttasanengineofpublicopinion]tilltherumorwentabroadthatyoungmenwhousedtheTailTwistersasacrutchtotheStaffCorps,hadmanyandvariedtrialstoendureHoweveraregimenthadjustasmuchrighttoitsownsecretsasawoman。
WhenBobbycameupfromDeolaliandtookhisplaceamongtheTailTwisters,itwasgentlyhutfirmlyborneinuponhimthattheRegimentwashisfatherandhismotherandhisindissolublyweddedwife,andthattherewasnocrimeunderthecanopyofheavenblackerthanthatofbringingshameontheRegiment,whichwasthebest-shooting,best-drilled,bestset-up,bravest,mostillustrious,andinallrespectsmostdesirableRegimentwithinthecompassoftheSevenSeasHewastaughtthelegendsoftheMessPlatefromthegreatgrinningGoldenGodsthathadcomeoutoftheSummerPalaceinPekintothesilver-mountedmarkhorhornsnuff-mullpresentedbythelastC0[hewhospaketothesevensubaltems]。
Andeveryoneofthoselegendstoldhimofbattlesfoughtatlongodds,withoutfearaswithoutsupport;ofhospitalitycatholicasanArab’s;offriendshipsdeepastheseaandsteadyasthefighting-line;ofhonorwonbyhardroadsforhonor’ssake;andofinstantandunquestioningdevotiontotheRegiment~theRegimentthatclaimsthelivesofallandlivesforever。
Morethanonce,too,hecameofficiallyintocontactwiththeRegimentalcolors,whichlookedliketheliningofabricklayer’shatontheendofachewedstick。
Bobbydidnotkneelandworshipthem,becauseBritishsubalternsarenotconstructedinthatmannerIndeed,hecondemnedthemfortheirweightattheverymomenttnattheywerefillingwithaweandothermorenoblesentiments。
ButbestofallwastheoccasionwhenhemovedwiththeTailTwisters,inrevieworderatthebreakingofaNovemberdayAllowingforduty-menandsick,theRegimentwasonethousandandeightystrong,andBobbybelongedtothem;forwasbenotaSub-
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alternoftheLine-~hewholeLineandnothingbuttheLine-asthetrampoftwothousandonehundredandsixtysturdyammunitionbootsattestedHewouldnothavechangedplaceswithDeightonoftheHorseBattery,whirlingbyinapillarofcloudtoachorusof“Strongright!
Strongleft!”orHogan-YaleoftheWhiteHussars,leadmghissquadronforallitwasworth,withthepriceofhorseshoesthrownin;or“Tick“Boileau,tryingtoliveuptohisfierceblueandgoldturbanwhilethewaspsoftheBengalCavalrystretchedtoagallopinthewakeofthelong,lolloppingWalersoftheWhiteHussars。
Theyfoughtthroughtheclearcoolday,andBobbyfeltalittlethrillrundownhisspinewhenheheardthetinkletinkle-tinkleoftheemptycartridge-caseshoppingfromthebreech-blocksaftertheroarofthevolleys;forheknewthatbeshouldlivetohearthatsoundinactionThereviewendedinagloriouschaseacrosstheplain-batteriesthunderingaftercavalrytothehugedisgustoftheWhiteHussars,andtheTynesideTailTwistershuntingaSikhRegiment,tilltheleanlathySinghspantedwithexhaustionBobbywasdustyanddrippinglongbeforenoon,buthisenthusiasmwasmerelyfocused-notdiminished。
Hereturnedto5itatthefeetofRevere,his“skipper。”thatistosay,theCaptainofhisCompany,andtobeinstructedinthedarkartandmysteryofmanagingmen,whichisaverylargepartoftheProfessionofArms。
“Ifyouhaven’tatastethatway。”saidRevere,betweenhispuffsofhischeroot“you’llneverheabletogetthehangofit,butrememberBobby,’tisn’tthebestdrill,thoughdrillisnearlyeverything,thathaulsaRegimentthroughHellandoutontheothersideIt’sthemanwhoknowshowtohandlemen-goat-men,swine-men,dog-men,andsoon。”
“Dormer,forinstance。”saidBobby“Ithinkhecomesundertheheadoffool-menHemopeslikeasickowl。”
“That’swhereyoumakeyourmistake,mysonDormerisn’tafoolyet,buthe’sadasheddirtysoldier,andhisroomcorporalmakesfunofhissocksbeforekit-inspectionDormer,beingtwo-thirdspurebrute,goesintoacornerandgrowls。”
“Howdoyouknow?”saidBobby,admiringly。
“BecauseaCompanycommanderhastoknowthesethings-because,ifhedoesnotknow,hemayhavecrim~ay,murder-brewingunderhisverynoseandyetnotseethatit’sthereDormerisbeingbadgeredoutofhismind-bigasheis-andhehasn’tintellectenoughtoresentitHe’stakentoquietboozingand,Bobby,whenthebuttofaroomgoesonthedrink,ortakestomopingbyhimself,measuresarenecessarytopullhimoutofhimself。”
“Whatmeasures?’Mancan’trunroundcoddlinghismenforever。”
“NoThemenwouldprecioussoonshowhimthathewasnotwantedYou’vegotto“-HeretheColor-sergeantenteredwithsomepapers;BobbyreflectedforawhileasReverelookedthroughtheCompanyforms。
“DoesDormerdoanything,Sergeant?”Bobbyasked,withtheairofONLYASUBALTERN
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“No,sirDoes’isdootylikeahortomato。”saidtheSergeant,wbodelightedinlongwords“A
dirtysoldier,and’e’sunderfullstoppagesfornewkitIt’scoveredwithscales,sir。”
“Scales?Whatscales?”
“Fish-scales,sir’E’salwayspokin’inthemudbytheriveran’
a-cleanin’themmuchly-fishwith’isthumbs。”ReverewasstillabsorbedintheCompanypapers,andtheSergeant,whowassternlyfondofBobby,continued,-’Egenerallygoesdowntherewhen’e’sgot’isskinful,beggin’youipardon,sir,an’theydosaythatthemorelushin-he-briated’eis,themorefish’ecatchesTheycall’i~theLooneyFish-mongerintheComp’ny,sir。”
ReveresignedthelastpaperandtheSergeantretreated。
“It’safilthyamusement。”sighedBobbytohimselfThenaloudtoRevere:“AreyoureallyworriedaboutDormer?”
“AlittleYouseehe’snevermadenoughtosendtoahospital,ordrunkenoughtorunin,butatanyminutehemayflareup,broodingandsulkingashedoesHeresentsanyinterestbeingshowninhim,andtheonlytimeItookhimoutshootingheallbutshotmebyaccident。”
“Ifish。”saidBobby,withawryface“Ihireacountry-boatandgodowntheriverfromThursdaytoSunday,andtheamiableDormergoeswithme-ifyoucanspareusboth。”
“Youblazingyoungfool!”saidRevere,buthisheartwasfullofmuchmorepleasantwords。
Bobby,theCaptainofadhoni,withPrivateDormerformate,droppeddowntheriveronThursdaymorning-thePrivateatthebow,theSubalternatthehelmThePrivateglareduneasilyattheSubaltern,whorespectedthereserveofthePrivate。
Aftersixhours,Dormerpacedtothestern,saluted,andsaid-“Begy’pardon,sir,butwasyoueverontheDurh’mCanal?”
“No。”saidBobbyWick“Comeandhavesometiffin。”
Theyatein~ilenceAstheeveningfell,PrivateDormerbrokeforth,speakingtohimself-“HiwasontheDurh’mCanal,jes’
suchanight,comenextweektwelvemonth,a-trailin’ofmytoesinthewater。”Hesmokedandsaidnomoretillbedtime。
Thewitcheryofthedawnturnedthegreyriver-reachestopurple,gold,andopal;anditwasasthoughthelumberingdhonicreptacrossthesplendorsofanewheaven。
PrivateDormerpoppedhisheadoutofhisblanketandgazedattheglorybelowandaround。
“Well-damn-myeyes!”saidPrivateDormer,inanawedwhisper。
“This’ereislikeabloomin’
gallantry-show!”Fortherestofthedayhewasdumb,butachievedanensanguinedfilthinessthroughthecleaningofbigfish。
TheboatreturnedonSaturdayeveflingDormerhadbeenstrugglingwithspeechsincenoonAsthelinesandluggagewerebeingdisembarked,hefoundtongue。
“Begy’pardon~sir。”hesaid,“butwouldyou-wouldyoumm’
shakin’’andswithme,sir?”
“Ofcnursenot。”saidBobby,andhe236
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shookaccordinglyDormerreturnedtobarracksandBobbytomess。
“Hewantedalittlequietandsomefishing,Ithink。”saidBobby。
“Myaunt,buthe’safilthysortofanimal!Haveyoueverseenhimclean’them,muchlyfishwith’isthumbs’?”
“Anyhow。”saidRevere,threeweekslater,“he’sdoinghisbesttokeephisthingsclean。”
Whenthespringdied,BobbyjoinedinthegeneralscrambleforHillleave,andtohissurpriseanddelightsecuredthreemonths。
“AsgoodaboyasIwant。”saidRevere,theadmiringskipper。
“Thebestofthebatch。”saidtheAdjutanttotheColonel“Keepbackthatyoungskrim-shankerPorkiss,sir,andletReveremakehimsitup。”
SoBobbydepartedjoyouslytoSimlaPaharwithatinboxofgorgeousraiment。
’SonofWick-oldWickofChotaBuldana?Askhimtodinner,dear。”saidtheagedmen。
“Whataniceboy!”saidthematronsandthemaids。