-highpriestsandChiefsoffar-offvillagesBillyFishwasthefirst,andIcantellyouwescaredthesouloutofhimItwasnotinanywayaccordingtoRitual,butitservedourturnWedidn’traisemorethantenofthebiggestmen,becausewedidn’twanttomaketheDegreecommonAndtheywasclamouringtoberaised。
“’Inanothersixmonths,’saysDravot,’we’llholdanotherCommunicationandseehowyouareworking。’Thenheasksthemabouttheirvillages,andlearnsthattheywasfightingoneagainsttheother,andweresickandtiredofitAndwhentheywasn’tdoingthattheywasfightingwiththeMohammedans’Youcanfightthosewhentheycomeintoourcountry,’saysDravot’TelloffeverytenthmanofyourtribesforaFrontierguard,andsendtwohundredatatimetothisvalleytobedrilledNobodyisgoingtobeshotorspearedanymoresolongashedoeswell,andIknowthatyouwon’tcheatme,becauseyou’rewhitepeople——sonsofAlexander——andnotlikecommonblackMohammedansYouaremypeople,and,byGod,’sayshe,runningoffintoEnglishattheend,’I’llmakeadamnedfineNationofyou,orI’lldieinthemaking!’
“Ican’ttellallwedidforthenextsixmonths,becauseDravotdidalotIcouldn’tseethehangof,andhelearnedtheirlingoinawayInevercouldMyworkwastohelpthepeopleplough,andnowandagaingooutwithsomeoftheArmyandseewhattheothervillagesweredoing,andmake’emthrowropebridgesacrosstheravineswhichcutupthecountryhorridDravotwasverykindtome,butwhenhewalkedupanddowninthepinewoodpullingthatbloodyredbeardofhiswithbothfistsIknewhewasthinkingplansIcouldnotadviseabout,andIjustwaitedfororders。
“ButDravotnevershowedmedisrespectbeforethepeopleTheywereafraidofmeandtheArmy,buttheylovedDanHewasthebestoffriendswiththepriestsandtheChiefs;butanyonecouldcomeacrossthehillswithacomplaint,andDravotwouldhearhimoutfair,andcallfourprieststogetherandsaywhatwastobedone。
HeusedtocallinBillyFishfromBashkai,andPikkyKerganfromShu,andanoldChiefwecalledKafuzelum,——itwaslikeenoughtohisrealname,——andholdcouncilswith’emwhentherewasanyfightingtobedoneinsmallvillagesThatwashisCouncilofWar,andthefourpriestsofBashkai,Shu,Khawak,andMadorawashisPrivyCouncilBetweenthelotof’emtheysentme,withfortymenandtwentyrifles,andsixtymencarryingturquoises,intotheGhorbandcountrytobuythosehand-madeMartinirifles,thatcomeoutoftheAmir’sworkshopsatKabul,fromoneoftheAmir’sHeratiregimentsthatwouldhavesoldtheveryteethoutoftheirmouthsforturquoises。
“IstayedinGhorbandamonth,andgavetheGovernortherethepickofmybasketsforhush-money,andbribedtheColoneloftheregimentsomemore,and,betweenthetwoandthetribes-people,wegotmorethanahundredhand-madeMartinis,ahundredgoodKohatJezailsthat’llthrowtosixhundredyards,andfortyman-
loadsofverybadammunitionfortheriflesIcamebackwithwhatIhad,anddistributed’emamongthementhattheChiefssentintometodrillDravotwastoobusytoattendtothosethings,buttheoldArmythatwefirstmadehelpedme,andweturnedoutfivehundredmenthatcoulddrill,andtwohundredthatknewhowtoholdarmsprettystraightEventhosecork-screwed,hand-madegunswasamiracletothemDravottalkedbigaboutpowder-
shopsandfactories,walkingupanddowninthepinewoodwhenthewinterwascomingon。
“’Iwon’tmakeaNation,’sayshe’I’llmakeanEmpire!Thesemenaren’tniggers;they’reEnglish!Lookattheireyes——lookattheirmouthsLookatthewaytheystandupTheysitonchairsintheirownhousesThey’retheLostTribes,orsomethinglikeit,andthey’vegrowntobeEnglishI’lltakeacensusinthespringifthepriestsdon’tgetfrightenedTheremustbeafairtwomillionof’eminthesehillsThevillagesarefullo’littlechildrenTwomillionpeople——twohundredandfiftythousandfightingmen——andallEnglish!TheyonlywanttheriflesandalittledrillingTwohundredandfiftythousandmen,readytocutinonRussia’srightflankwhenshetriesforIndia!Peachey,man,’hesays,chewinghisbeardingreathunks,’weshallbeEmperors——EmperorsoftheEarth!RajahBrookewillbeasucklingtousI’lltreatwiththeViceroyonequaltermsI’llaskhimtosendmetwelvepickedEnglish——twelvethatIknowof——tohelpusgovernabitThere’sMackray,SerjeantPensioneratSegowli——many’sthegooddinnerhe’sgivenme,andhiswifeapairoftrousersThere’sDonkin,theWarderofTounghooJail;there’shundredsthatIcouldlaymyhandonifIwasinIndiaTheViceroyshalldoitforme;I’llsendamanthroughinthespringforthosemen,andI’llwriteforadispensationfromtheGrandLodgeforwhatI’vedoneasGrandMasterThat——andalltheSnidersthat’llbethrownoutwhenthenativetroopsinIndiatakeuptheMartiniThey’llbewornsmooth,butthey’lldoforfightinginthesehillsTwelveEnglish,ahundredthousandSnidersrunthroughtheAmir’scountryindriblets,——I’dbecontentwithtwentythousandinoneyear,——andwe’dbeanEmpire。
WheneverythingwasshipshapeI’dhandoverthecrown——thiscrownI’mwearingnow——toQueenVictoriaonmyknees,andshe’dsay,“Riseup,SirDanielDravot。”Oh,it’sbig!It’sbig,Itellyou!
Butthere’ssomuchtobedoneineveryplace——Bashkai,Khawak,Shu,andeverywhereelse。’
“’Whatisit?’Isays’TherearenomoremencomingintobedrilledthisautumnLookatthosefatblackcloudsThey’rebringingthesnow。’
“’Itisn’tthat,’saysDaniel,puttinghishandveryhardonmyshoulder;’andIdon’twishtosayanythingthat’sagainstyou,fornootherlivingmanwouldhavefollowedmeandmademewhatIamasyouhavedoneYou’reafirst-classCommander-in-Chief,andthepeopleknowyou;but——it’sabigcountry,andsomehowyoucan’thelpme,Peachey,inthewayIwanttobehelped。’
“’Gotoyourblastedpriests,then!’Isaid,andIwassorrywhenI
madethatremark,butitdidhurtmesoretofindDanieltalkingsosuperior,whenI’ddrilledallthemenanddoneallhetoldme。
“’Don’tlet’squarrel,Peachey,’saysDaniel,withoutcursing’You’reaKingtoo,andthehalfofthisKingdomisyours;butcan’tyousee,Peachey,wewantcleverermenthanusnow——threeorfourof’em,thatwecanscatteraboutforourDeputiesIt’sahugeousgreatState,andIcan’talwaystelltherightthingtodo,andIhaven’ttimeforallIwanttodo,andhere’sthewintercomingonandall。’
Heputhalfhisbeardintohismouth,allredlikethegoldofhiscrown。
“’I’msorry,Daniel,’saysI’I’vedoneallIcouldI’vedrilledthemenandshownthepeoplehowtostacktheiroatsbetter;andI’vebroughtinthosetinwareriflesfromGhorband——butIknowwhatyou’redrivingatItakeitKingsalwaysfeeloppressedthatway。’
“’There’sanotherthingtoo,’saysDravot,walkingupanddown。
’Thewinter’scoming,andthesepeoplewon’tbegivingmuchtrouble,andiftheydowecan’tmoveaboutIwantawife。’
“’ForGord’ssakeleavethewomenalone!’Isays’We’vebothgotalltheworkwecan,thoughIamafoolRemembertheContrack,andkeepclearo’women。’“
“’TheContrackonlylastedtillsuchtimeaswewasKings;andKingswehavebeenthesemonthspast,’saysDravot,weighinghiscrowninhishand’Yougogetawifetoo,Peachey——anice,strappin’,plumpgirlthat’llkeepyouwarminthewinterThey’reprettierthanEnglishgirls,andwecantakethepickof’emBoil’emonceortwiceinhotwater,andthey’llcomeoutlikechickenandham。’
“’Don’ttemptme!’Isays’Iwillnothaveanydealingswithawoman,nottillweareadam’sidemoresettledthanwearenow。
I’vebeendoingtheworko’twomen,andyou’vebeendoingtheworkofthreeLet’slieoffabit,andseeifwecangetsomebettertobaccofromAfghancountryandruninsomegoodliquor;andnowomen。’“
“’Who’stalkingo’women?’saysDravot’Isaidwife——aQueentobreedaKing’ssonfortheKingAQueenoutofthestrongesttribe,that’llmakethemyourblood-brothers,andthat’llliebyyoursideandtellyouallthepeoplethinksaboutyouandtheirownaffairs。
That’swhatIwant。’
“’DoyourememberthatBengaliwomanIkeptatMogulSeraiwhenIwasaplate-layer?’saysI’Afatloto’goodshewastome。
Shetaughtmethelingoandoneortwootherthings;butwhathappened?SheranawaywiththeStation-master’sservantandhalfmymonth’spayThensheturnedupatDadurJunctionintowofahalf-caste,andhadtheimpidencetosayIwasherhusband——allamongthedriversintherunning-shedtoo!’
“’We’vedonewiththat,’saysDravot;’thesewomenarewhiterthanyouorme,andaQueenIwillhaveforthewintermonths。’
“’Forthelasttimeo’asking,Dan,donot,’Isays’It’llonlybringusharmTheBiblesaysthatKingsain’ttowastetheirstrengthonwomen,’speciallywhenthey’vegotanewrawKingdomtoworkover。’
“’Forthelasttimeofanswering,Iwill,’saidDravot,andhewentawaythroughthepine-treeslookinglikeabigreddevil,thesunbeingonhiscrownandbeardandall。
“ButgettingawifewasnotaseasyasDanthoughtHeputitbeforetheCouncil,andtherewasnoanswertillBillyFishsaidthathe’dbetteraskthegirlsDravotdamnedthemallround。
’What’swrongwithme?’heshouts,standingbytheidolImbra’AmIadog,oramInotenoughofamanforyourwenches?Haven’tI
puttheshadowofmyhandoverthiscountry?WhostoppedthelastAfghanraid?’Itwasmereally,butDravotwastooangrytoremember’Whoboughtyourguns?Whorepairedthebridges?
Who’stheGrandMasterofthesigncutinthestone?’sayshe,andhethumpedhishandontheblockthatheusedtositoninLodge,andatCouncil,whichopenedlikeLodgealwaysBillyFishsaidnothing,andnomoredidtheothers’Keepyourhairon,Dan,’saidI,’andaskthegirlsThat’showit’sdoneatHome,andthesepeoplearequiteEnglish。’
“’ThemarriageoftheKingisamatterofState,’saysDan,inawhite-hotrage,forhecouldfeel,Ihope,thathewasgoingagainsthisbettermindHewalkedoutoftheCouncil-room,andtheotherssatstill,lookingattheground。
“’BillyFish,’saysItotheChiefofBashkai,’what’sthedifficultyhere?Astraightanswertoatruefriend。’
“’Youknow,’saysBillyFish’Howshouldamantellyouwhoknowseverything?HowcandaughtersofmenmarryGodsorDevils?It’snotproper。’
“IrememberedsomethinglikethatintheBible;but,ifafterseeingusaslongastheyhad,theystillbelievedwewereGods,itwasn’tformetoundeceivethem。
“’AGodcandoanything,’saysI’IftheKingisfondofagirlhe’llnotletherdie。’’She’llhaveto,’saidBillyFish’ThereareallsortsofGodsandDevilsinthesemountains,andnowandagainagirlmarriesoneofthemandisn’tseenanymoreBesides,youtwoknowtheMarkcutinthestoneOnlytheGodsknowthatWethoughtyouwerementillyoushowedthesignoftheMaster。’
“IwishedthenthatwehadexplainedaboutthelossofthegenuinesecretsofaMasterMasonatthefirstgo-off;butIsaidnothingAllthatnighttherewasablowingofhornsinalittledarktemplehalf-
waydownthehill,andIheardthegirlcryingfittodieOneoftheprieststoldusthatshewasbeingpreparedtomarrytheKing。
“’I’llhavenononsenseofthatkind,’saysDan’Idon’twanttointerferewithyourcustoms,butI’lltakemyownwife。’’Thegirl’salittlebitafraid,’saysthepriest’Shethinksshe’sgoingtodie,andtheyarea-hearteningofherupdowninthetemple。’
“’Heartenherverytender,then,’saysDravot,’orI’llheartenyouwiththebuttofagunsoyou’llneverwanttobeheartenedagain。’
Helickedhislips,didDan,andstayedupwalkingaboutmorethanhalfthenight,thinkingofthewifethathewasgoingtogetinthemorningIwasn’tanymeanscomfortable,forIknewthatdealingswithawomaninforeignparts,thoughyouwasacrownedKingtwentytimesover,couldnotbutberiskyIgotupveryearlyinthemorningwhileDravotwasasleep,andIsawtheprieststalkingtogetherinwhispers,andtheChiefstalkingtogethertoo,andtheylookedatmeoutofthecornersoftheireyes。
“’Whatisup,Fish?’IsaytotheBashkaiman,whowaswrappedupinhisfursandlookingsplendidtobehold。
“’Ican’trightlysay,’sayshe;’butifyoucanmaketheKingdropallthisnonsenseaboutmarriage,you’llbedoinghimandmeandyourselfagreatservice。’
“’ThatIdobelieve,’saysI’Butsure,youknow,Billy,aswellasme,havingfoughtagainstandforus,thattheKingandmearenothingmorethantwoofthefinestmenthatGodAlmightyevermadeNothingmore,Idoassureyou。’
“’Thatmaybe,’saysBillyFish,’andyetIshouldbesorryifitwas。’
Hesinkshisheaduponhisgreatfurcloakforaminuteandthinks。
’King,’sayshe,’beyoumanorGodorDevil,I’llstickbyyouto-
dayIhavetwentyofmymenwithme,andtheywillfollowme。
We’llgotoBashkaiuntilthestormblowsover。’
“Alittlesnowhadfalleninthenight,andeverythingwaswhiteexceptthegreasyfatcloudsthatblewdownanddownfromthenorthDravotcameoutwithhiscrownonhishead,swinginghisarmsandstampinghisfeet,andlookingmorepleasedthanPunch。