Doyouknowwhatfearis?Notordinaryfearofinsult,injuryordeath,butabject,quiveringdreadofsomethingthatyoucannotsee——fearthatdriestheinsideofthemouthandhalfofthethroat——
fearthatmakesyousweatonthepalmsofthehands,andgulpinordertokeeptheuvulaatwork?ThisisafineFear——agreatcowardice,andmustbefelttobeappreciatedTheveryimprobabilityofbilliardsinadak-bungalowprovedtherealityofthethingNoman——drunkorsober——couldimagineagameatbilliards,orinventthespittingcrackofa“screw-cannon。”
Aseverecourseofdak-bungalowshasthisdisadvantage——itbreedsinfinitecredulityIfamansaidtoaconfirmeddak-bungalow-
haunter:——“Thereisacorpseinthenextroom,andthere’samadgirlinthenextbutone,andthewomanandmanonthatcamelhavejustelopedfromaplacesixtymilesaway。”thehearerwouldnotdisbelievebecausehewouldknowthatnothingistoowild,grotesque,orhorribletohappeninadak-bungalow。
Thiscredulity,unfortunately,extendstoghostsArationalpersonfreshfromhisownhousewouldhaveturnedonhissideandslept。
IdidnotSosurelyasIwasgivenupasabadcarcassbythescoresofthingsinthebedbecausethebulkofmybloodwasinmyheart,sosurelydidIheareverystrokeofalonggameatbilliardsplayedintheechoingroombehindtheiron-barreddoorMydominantfearwasthattheplayersmightwantamarkerItwasanabsurdfear;becausecreatureswhocouldplayinthedarkwouldbeabovesuchsuperfluitiesIonlyknowthatthatwasmyterror;
anditwasreal。
Afteralong,longwhilethegamestopped,andthedoorbangedI
sleptbecauseIwasdeadtiredOtherwiseIshouldhavepreferredtohavekeptawakeNotforeverythinginAsiawouldIhavedroppedthedoor-barandpeeredintothedarkofthenextroom。
Whenthemorningcame,IconsideredthatIhaddonewellandwisely,andinquiredforthemeansofdeparture。
“Bytheway,khansamah。”Isaid,“whatwerethosethreedooliesdoinginmycompoundinthenight?”
“Therewerenodoolies。”saidthekhansamah。
IwentintothenextroomandthedaylightstreamedthroughtheopendoorIwasimmenselybraveIwould,atthathour,haveplayedBlackPoolwiththeownerofthebigBlackPooldownbelow。
“Hasthisplacealwaysbeenadak-bungalow?”Iasked。
“No。”saidthekhansamah“Tenortwentyyearsago,Ihaveforgottenhowlong,itwasabilliardroom。”
“Ahowmuch?”
“AbilliardroomfortheSahibswhobuilttheRailwayIwaskhansamahtheninthebighousewherealltheRailway-Sahibslived,andIusedtocomeacrosswithbrandy-shrabThesethreeroomswereallone,andtheyheldabigtableonwhichtheSahibsplayedeveryeveningButtheSahibsarealldeadnow,andtheRailwayruns,yousay,nearlytoKabul。”
“DoyourememberanythingabouttheSahibs?”
“Itislongago,butIrememberthatoneSahib,afatmanandalwaysangry,wasplayinghereonenight,andhesaidtome:——
’MangalKhan,brandy-panido,’andIfilledtheglass,andhebentoverthetabletostrike,andhisheadfelllowerandlowertillithitthetable,andhisspectaclescameoff,andwhenwe——theSahibsandImyself——rantolifthimhewasdeadIhelpedtocarryhimoutAha,hewasastrongSahib!ButheisdeadandI,oldMangalKhan,amstillliving,byyourfavor。”
Thatwasmorethanenough!Ihadmyghost——afirsthand,authenticatedarticleIwouldwritetotheSocietyforPsychicalResearch——IwouldparalyzetheEmpirewiththenews!ButI
would,firstofall,puteightymilesofassessedcroplandbetweenmyselfandthatdak-bungalowbeforenightfallTheSocietymightsendtheirregularagenttoinvestigatelateron。
IwentintomyownroomandpreparedtopackafternotingdownthefactsofthecaseAsIsmokedIheardthegamebeginagain,——
withamissinbalkthistime,forthewhirwasashortone。
ThedoorwasopenandIcouldseeintotheroomClick——c1ick!
ThatwasacannonIenteredtheroomwithoutfear,fortherewassunlightwithinandafreshbreezewithoutTheunseengamewasgoingonatatremendousrateAndwellitmight,whenarestlesslittleratwasrunningtoandfroinsidethedingyceiling-cloth,andapieceofloosewindow-sashwasmakingfiftybreaksoffthewindow-boltasitshookinthebreeze!
Impossibletomistakethesoundofbilliardballs!Impossibletomistakethewhirofaballovertheslate!ButIwastobeexcused。
EvenwhenIshutmyenlightenedeyesthesoundwasmarvelouslylikethatofafastgame。
Enteredangrilythefaithfulpartnerofmysorrows,KadirBaksh。
“Thisbungalowisverybadandlow-caste!NowonderthePresencewasdisturbedandisspeckledThreesetsofdoolie-
bearerscametothebungalowlatelastnightwhenIwassleepingoutside,andsaidthatitwastheircustomtorestintheroomssetapartfortheEnglishpeople!Whathonorhasthekhansamah?
Theytriedtoenter,butItoldthemtogoNowonder,iftheseOoriashavebeenhere,thatthePresenceissorelyspottedItisshame,andtheworkofadirtyman!”
KadirBakshdidnotsaythathehadtakenfromeachgangtwoannasforrentinadvance,andthen,beyondmyearshot,hadbeatenthemwiththebiggreenumbrellawhoseuseIcouldneverbeforedivineButKadirBakshhasnonotionsofmorality。
Therewasaninterviewwiththekhansamah,butashepromptlylosthishead,wrathgaveplacetopity,andpityledtoalongconversation,inthecourseofwhichheputthefatEngineer-
Sahib’stragicdeathinthreeseparatestations——twoofthemfiftymilesawayThethirdshiftwastoCalcutta,andtheretheSahibdiedwhiledrivingadogcart。
IfIhadencouragedhimthekhansamahwouldhavewanderedallthroughBengalwithhiscorpse。
IdidnotgoawayassoonasIintendedIstayedforthenight,whilethewindandtheratandthesashandthewindow-boltplayedading-dong“hundredandfiftyup。”Thenthewindranoutandthebilliardsstopped,andIfeltthatIhadruinedmyonegenuine,hall-markedghoststory。
HadIonlystoppedatthepropertime,Icouldhavemadeanythingoutofit。
Thatwasthebitterestthoughtofall!
THESTRANGERIDEOFMORROWBIEJUKES
Aliveordead-thereisnootherway-
NativeProverb。
THEREis,astheconjurerssay,nodeceptionaboutthistale。
Jukesbyaccidentstumbleduponavillagethatiswellknowntoexist,thoughheistheonlyEnglishmanwhohasbeenthereA
somewhatsimilarinstitutionusedtoflourishontheoutskirtsofCalcutta,andthereisastorythatifyougointotheheartofBikanir,whichisintheheartoftheGreatIndianDesert,youshallcomeacrossnotavillagebutatownwheretheDeadwhodidnotdiebutmaynotlivehaveestablishedtheirheadquartersAnd,sinceitisperfectlytruethatinthesameDesertisawonderfulcitywherealltherichmoneylendersretreataftertheyhavemadetheirfortunesfortunessovastthattheownerscannottrusteventhestronghandoftheGovernmenttoprotectthem,buttakerefugeinthewaterlesssands,anddrivesumptuousC-springbarouches,andbuybeautifulgirlsanddecoratetheirpalaceswithgoldandivoryandMintontilesandmother-n’-pearl,IdonotseewhyJukes’staleshouldnotbetrueHeisaCivilEngineer,withaheadforplansanddistancesandthingsofthatkind,andhecertainlywouldnottakethetroubletoinventimaginarytrapsHecouldearnmorebydoinghislegitimateworkHenevervariesthetaleinthetelling,andgrowsveryhotandindignantwhenhethinksofthedisrespectfultreatmenthereceivedHewrotethisquitestraightforwardlyatfirst,buthehassincetoucheditupinplacesandintroducedMoralReflections,thus:
InthebeginningitallarosefromaslightattackoffeverMyworknecessitatedmybeingincampforsomemonthsbetweenPakpattanandMuharakpur-adesolatesandystretchofcountryaseveryonewhohashadthemisfortunetogotheremayknowMycoolieswereneithermorenorlessexasperatingthanothergangs,andmyworkdemandedsufficientattentiontokeepmefrommoping,hadIbeeninclinedtosounmanlyaweakness。
Onthe23dDecember,1884,IfeltalittlefeverishTherewasafullmoonatthetime,and,inconsequence,everydognearmytentwasbayingitThebrutesassembledintwosandthreesanddrovemefranticAfewdayspreviouslyIhadshotoneloud-mouthedsingerandsuspendedhiscarcassinterroremaboutfiftyyardsfrommytent-doorButhisfriendsfellupon,foughtfor,andultimatelydevouredthebody;and,asitseemedtome,sangtheirhymnsofthanksgivingafterwardwithrenewedenergy。
Thelight-heartednesswhichaccompaniesfeveractsdifferentlyondifferentmenMyirritationgaveway,afterashorttime,toafixeddeterminationtoslaughteronehugeblackandwhitebeastwhohadbeenforemostinsongandfirstinflightthroughouttheeveningThankstoashakinghandandagiddyheadIhadalreadymissedhimtwicewithbothbarrelsofmyshot-gun,whenitstruckmethatmybestplanwouldbetoridehimdownintheopenandfinishhimoffwithahog-spearThis,ofcourse,wasmerelythesemi-deliriousnotionofafeverpatient;butIrememberthatitstruckmeatthetimeasbeingeminentlypracticalandfeasible。
IthereforeorderedmygroomtosaddlePornicandbringhimroundquietlytotherearofmytentWhentheponywasready,I
stoodathisheadpreparedtomountanddashoutassoonasthedogshouldagainliftuphisvoicePornic,bytheway,hadnotbeenoutofhispicketsforacoupleofdays;thenightairwascrispandchilly;andIwasarmedwithaspeciallylongandsharppairofpersuaderswithwhichIhadbeenrousingasluggishcobthatafternoonYouwilleasilybelieve,then,thatwhenhewasletgohewentquicklyInonemoment,forthebruteboltedasstraightasadie,thetentwasleftfarbehind,andwewereflyingoverthesmoothsandysoilatracingspeed。
Inanotherwehadpassedthewretcheddog,andIhadalmostforgottenwhyitwasthatIhadtakenthehorseandhogspear。
ThedeliriumoffeverandtheexcitementofrapidmotionthroughtheairmusthavetakenawaytheremnantofmysensesIhaveafaintrecollectionofstandinguprightinmystirrups,andofbrandishingmyhog-spearatthegreatwhiteMoonthatlookeddownsocalmlyonmymadgallop;andofshout-logchallengestothecamel-thornbushesastheywhizzedpastOnceortwiceI
believe,IswayedforwardonPornic’sneck,andliterallyhungonbymyspurs-asthemarksnextmorningshowed。
Thewretchedbeastwentforwardlikeathingpossessed,overwhatseemedtobealimitlessexpanseofmoonlitsandNext,I
remember,thegroundrosesuddenlyinfrontofus,andaswetoppedtheascentIsawthewatersoftheSutlejshininglikeasilverbarbelowThenPornicblunderedheavilyonhisnose,andwerolledtogetherdownsomeunseenslope。
Imusthavelostconsciousness,forwhenIrecoveredIwaslyingonmystomachinaheapofsoftwhitesand,andthedawnwasbeginningtobreakdimlyovertheedgeoftheslopedownwhichI
hadfallenAsthelightgrewstrongerIsawthatIwasatthebottomofahorse-shoeshapedcraterofsand,openingononesidedirectlyontotheshoalsoftheSutlejMyfeverhadaltogetherleftme,and,withtheexceptionofaslightdizzinessinthehead,Ifeltnohadeffectsfromthefallovernight。
Pornic,whowasstandingafewyardsaway,wasnaturallyagooddealexhausted,buthadnothurthimselfintheleastHissaddle,afavoritepoloonewasmuchknockedabout,andhadbeentwistedunderhisbellyIttookmesometimetoputhimtorights,andinthemeantimeIhadampleopportunitiesofobservingthespotintowhichIhadsofoolishlydropped。
Attheriskofbeingconsideredtedious,Imustdescribeitatlength:inasmuchasanaccuratementalpictureofitspeculiaritieswillbeofmaterialassistanceinenablingthereadertounderstandwhatfollows。
Imaginethen,asIhavesaidbefore,ahorseshoe-shapedcraterofsandwithsteeplygradedsandwallsaboutthirty-fivefeethigh。
Theslope,Ifancy,musthavebeenabout65degrees。Thiscraterenclosedalevelpieceofgroundaboutfiftyyardslongbythirtyatitsbroadestpart,withacrudewellinthecentreRoundthebottomofthecrater,aboutthreefeetfromthelevelofthegroundproper,ranaseriesofeighty-threesemi-circularovoid,square,andmultilateralholes,allaboutthreefeetatthemouthEachholeoninspectionshowedthatitwascarefullyshoredinternallywithdrift-woodandbamboos,andoverthemouthawoodendrip-boardprojected,likethepeakofajockey’scap,fortwofeetNosignoflifewasvisibleinthesetunnels,butamostsickeningstenchpervadedtheentireamphitheatre-astenchfoulerthananywhichmywanderingsinIndianvillageshaveintroducedmeto。
HavingremountedPornic,whowasasanxiousasItogetbacktocamp,IroderoundthebaseofthehorseshoetofindsomeplacewhenceanexitwouldbepracticableTheinhabitants,whoevertheymightbe,hadnotthoughtfittoputinanappearance,soIwaslefttomyowndevicesMyfirstattemptto“rush“Pornicupthesteepsand-banksshowedmethatIhadfallenintoatrapexactlyonthesamemodelasthatwhichtheant-lionsetsforitspreyAteachsteptheshiftingsandpoureddownfromaboveintons,andrattledonthedrip-boardsoftheholeslikesmallshotAcoupleofineffectualchargessentusbothrollingdowntothebottom,halfchokedwiththetorrentsofsand;andIwasconstrainedtoturnmyattentiontotheriver-bank。