Wesearchedthecorpseverycarefullyfortheusualopeningsthroughwhichtheentrailsareextracted,but,tooursurprise,wecoulddiscovernone。
Nomemberofthepartywasatthatperiodawarethatentireorunopenedmummiesarenotinfrequentlymet。Thebrainitwascustomarytowithdrawthroughthenose;theintestinesthroughanincisionintheside;thebodywasthenshaved,washed,andsalted;thenlaidasideforseveralweeks,whentheoperationofembalming,properlysocalled,began。
Asnotraceofanopeningcouldbefound,DoctorPonnonnerwaspreparinghisinstrumentsfordissection,whenIobservedthatitwasthenpasttwoo’clock。Hereuponitwasagreedtopostponetheinternalexaminationuntilthenextevening;andwewereabouttoseparateforthepresent,whensomeonesuggestedanexperimentortwowiththeVoltaicpile。
Theapplicationofelectricitytoamummythreeorfourthousandyearsoldattheleast,wasanidea,ifnotverysage,stillsufficientlyoriginal,andweallcaughtitatonce。Aboutone-tenthinearnestandnine-tenthsinjest,wearrangedabatteryintheDoctor’sstudy,andconveyedthithertheEgyptian。
Itwasonlyaftermuchtroublethatwesucceededinlayingbaresomeportionsofthetemporalmusclewhichappearedoflessstonyrigiditythanotherpartsoftheframe,butwhich,aswehadanticipated,ofcourse,gavenoindicationofgalvanicsusceptibilitywhenbroughtincontactwiththewire。This,thefirsttrial,indeed,seemeddecisive,and,withaheartylaughatourownabsurdity,wewerebiddingeachothergoodnight,whenmyeyes,happeningtofalluponthoseoftheMummy,werethereimmediatelyrivetedinamazement。Mybriefglance,infact,hadsufficedtoassuremethattheorbswhichwehadallsupposedtobeglass,andwhichwereoriginallynoticeableforacertainwildstare,werenowsofarcoveredbythelids,thatonlyasmallportionofthe_tunicaalbuginea_
remainedvisible。
WithashoutIcalledattentiontothefact,anditbecameimmediatelyobvioustoall。
IcannotsaythatIwasalarmedatthephenomenon,because“alarmed“is,inmycase,notexactlytheword。Itispossible,however,that,butfortheBrownStout,Imighthavebeenalittlenervous。Asfortherestofthecompany,theyreallymadenoattemptatconcealingthedownrightfrightwhichpossessedthem。DoctorPonnonnerwasamantobepitied。Mr。
Gliddon,bysomepeculiarprocess,renderedhimselfinvisible。Mr。SilkBuckingham,Ifancy,willscarcelybesoboldastodenythathemadehisway,uponallfours,underthetable。
Afterthefirstshockofastonishment,however,weresolved,asamatterofcourse,uponfurtherexperimentforthwith。Ouroperationswerenowdirectedagainstthegreattoeoftherightfoot。Wemadeanincisionovertheoutsideoftheexterior_ossesamoideumpollicispedis,_andthusgotattherootoftheabductormuscle。Readjustingthebattery,wenowappliedthefluidtothebisectednerveswhen,withamovementofexceedinglife-likeness,theMummyfirstdrewupitsrightkneesoastobringitnearlyincontactwiththeabdomen,andthen,straighteningthelimbwithinconceivableforce,bestowedakickuponDoctorPonnonner,whichhadtheeffectofdischargingthatgentleman,likeanarrowfromacatapult,throughawindowintothestreetbelow。
Werushedout_enmasse_tobringinthemangledremainsofthevictim,buthadthehappinesstomeethimuponthestaircase,comingupinanunaccountablehurry,brimfulofthemostardentphilosophy,andmorethaneverimpressedwiththenecessityofprosecutingourexperimentwithvigorandwithzeal。
Itwasbyhisadvice,accordingly,thatwemade,uponthespot,aprofoundincisionintothetipofthesubject’snose,whiletheDoctorhimself,layingviolenthandsuponit,pulleditintovehementcontactwiththewire。
Morallyandphysicallyfigurativelyandliterallywastheeffectelectric。Inthefirstplace,thecorpseopeneditseyesandwinkedveryrapidlyforseveralminutes,asdoesMr。Barnesinthepantomime,inthesecondplace,itsneezed;inthethird,itsatuponend;inthefourth,itshookitsfistinDoctorPonnonner’sface;inthefifth,turningtoMessieursGliddonandBuckingham,itaddressedthem,inverycapitalEgyptian,thus:
“Imustsay,gentlemen,thatIamasmuchsurprisedasIammortifiedatyourbehavior。OfDoctorPonnonnernothingbetterwastobeexpected。Heisapoorlittlefatfoolwhoknowsnobetter。Ipityandforgivehim。Butyou,Mr。Gliddon-andyou,SilkwhohavetravelledandresidedinEgyptuntilonemightimagineyoutothemannerbornyou,IsaywhohavebeensomuchamongusthatyouspeakEgyptianfullyaswell,Ithink,asyouwriteyourmothertongueyou,whomIhavealwaysbeenledtoregardasthefirmfriendofthemummiesIreallydidanticipatemoregentlemanlyconductfromyou。WhatamItothinkofyourstandingquietlybyandseeingmethusunhandsomelyused?WhatamItosupposebyyourpermittingTom,Dick,andHarrytostripmeofmycoffins,andmyclothes,inthiswretchedlycoldclimate?InwhatlighttocometothepointamItoregardyouraidingandabettingthatmiserablelittlevillain,DoctorPonnonner,inpullingmebythenose?”
Itwillbetakenforgranted,nodoubt,thatuponhearingthisspeechunderthecircumstances,wealleithermadeforthedoor,orfellintoviolenthysterics,orwentoffinageneralswoon。Oneofthesethreethingswas,Isay,tobeexpected。Indeedeachandalloftheselinesofconductmighthavebeenveryplausiblypursued。And,uponmyword,Iamatalosstoknowhoworwhyitwasthatwepursuedneithertheonenortheother。But,perhaps,thetruereasonistobesoughtinthespiritoftheage,whichproceedsbytheruleofcontrariesaltogether,andisnowusuallyadmittedasthesolutionofeverythinginthewayofparadoxandimpossibility。Or,perhaps,afterall,itwasonlytheMummy’sexceedinglynaturalandmatter-of-courseairthatdivestedhiswordsoftheterrible。
Howeverthismaybe,thefactsareclear,andnomemberofourpartybetrayedanyveryparticulartrepidation,orseemedtoconsiderthatanythinghadgoneveryespeciallywrong。
FormypartIwasconvinceditwasallright,andmerelysteppedaside,outoftherangeoftheEgyptian’sfist。DoctorPonnonnerthrusthishandsintohisbreeches’pockets,lookedhardattheMummy,andgrewexcessivelyredintheface。Mr。Gliddenstrokedhiswhiskersanddrewupthecollarofhisshirt。Mr。Buckinghamhungdownhishead,andputhisrightthumbintotheleftcornerofhismouth。
TheEgyptianregardedhimwithaseverecountenanceforsomeminutesandatlength,withasneer,said:
“Whydon’tyouspeak,Mr。Buckingham?DidyouhearwhatIaskedyou,ornot?Dotakeyourthumboutofyourmouth!”
Mr。Buckingham,hereupon,gaveaslightstart,tookhisrightthumboutoftheleftcornerofhismouth,and,bywayofindemnificationinsertedhisleftthumbintherightcorneroftheapertureabove-mentioned。
NotbeingabletogetananswerfromMr。B。,thefigureturnedpeevishlytoMr。Gliddon,and,inaperemptorytone,demandedingeneraltermswhatweallmeant。
Mr。Gliddonrepliedatgreatlength,inphonetics;andbutforthedeficiencyofAmericanprinting-officesinhieroglyphicaltype,itwouldaffordmemuchpleasuretorecordhere,intheoriginal,thewholeofhisveryexcellentspeech。
Imayaswelltakethisoccasiontoremark,thatallthesubsequentconversationinwhichtheMummytookapart,wascarriedoninprimitiveEgyptian,throughthemediumsofarasconcernedmyselfandotheruntravelledmembersofthecompanythroughthemedium,Isay,ofMessieursGliddonandBuckingham,asinterpreters。ThesegentlemenspokethemothertongueoftheMummywithinimitablefluencyandgrace;butI
couldnothelpobservingthatowing,nodoubt,totheintroductionofimagesentirelymodern,and,ofcourse,entirelynoveltothestranger
thetwotravellerswerereduced,occasionally,totheemploymentofsensibleformsforthepurposeofconveyingaparticularmeaning。Mr。
Gliddon,atoneperiod,forexample,couldnotmaketheEgyptiancomprehendtheterm“politics。”untilhesketcheduponthewall,withabitofcharcoalalittlecarbuncle-nosedgentleman,outatelbows,standinguponastump,withhisleftlegdrawnback,rightarmthrownforward,withhisfistshut,theeyesrolleduptowardHeaven,andthemouthopenatanangleofninetydegrees。JustinthesamewayMr。
Buckinghamfailedtoconveytheabsolutelymodernidea“wig。”untilatDoctorPonnonner’ssuggestionhegrewverypaleintheface,andconsentedtotakeoffhisown。
ItwillbereadilyunderstoodthatMr。Gliddon’sdiscourseturnedchieflyuponthevastbenefitsaccruingtosciencefromtheunrollinganddisembowellingofmummies;apologizing,uponthisscore,foranydisturbancethatmighthavebeenoccasionedhim,inparticular,theindividualMummycalledAllamistakeo;andconcludingwithamerehintforitcouldscarcelybeconsideredmorethat,astheselittlematterswerenowexplained,itmightbeaswelltoproceedwiththeinvestigationintended。HereDoctorPonnonnermadereadyhisinstruments。
Inregardtothelattersuggestionsoftheorator,itappearsthatAllamistakeohadcertainscruplesofconscience,thenatureofwhichIdidnotdistinctlylearn;butheexpressedhimselfsatisfiedwiththeapologiestendered,and,gettingdownfromthetable,shookhandswiththecompanyallround。
Whenthisceremonywasatanend,weimmediatelybusiedourselvesinrepairingthedamageswhichoursubjecthadsustainedfromthescalpel。Wesewedupthewoundinhistemple,bandagedhisfoot,andappliedasquareinchofblackplastertothetipofhisnose。
ItwasnowobservedthattheCountthiswasthetitle,itseems,ofAllamistakeohadaslightfitofshiveringnodoubtfromthecold。TheDoctorimmediatelyrepairedtohiswardrobe,andsoonreturnedwithablackdresscoat,madeinJennings’bestmanner,apairofsky-blueplaidpantaloonswithstraps,apinkginghamchemise,aflappedvestofbrocade,awhitesackovercoat,awalkingcanewithahook,ahatwithnobrim,patent-leatherboots,straw-coloredkidgloves,aneye-glass,apairofwhiskers,andawaterfallcravat。OwingtothedisparityofsizebetweentheCountandthedoctortheproportionbeingastwotoone,therewassomelittledifficultyinadjustingthesehabilimentsuponthepersonoftheEgyptian;butwhenallwasarranged,hemighthavebeensaidtobedressed。Mr。Gliddon,therefore,gavehimhisarm,andledhimtoacomfortablechairbythefire,whiletheDoctorrangthebelluponthespotandorderedasupplyofcigarsandwine。
Theconversationsoongrewanimated。Muchcuriositywas,ofcourse,expressedinregardtothesomewhatremarkablefactofAllamistakeo’sstillremainingalive。
“Ishouldhavethought。”observedMr。Buckingham,“thatitishightimeyouweredead。”
“Why。”repliedtheCount,verymuchastonished,“Iamlittlemorethansevenhundredyearsold!Myfatherlivedathousand,andwasbynomeansinhisdotagewhenhedied。”
Hereensuedabriskseriesofquestionsandcomputations,bymeansofwhichitbecameevidentthattheantiquityoftheMummyhadbeengrosslymisjudged。IthadbeenfivethousandandfiftyyearsandsomemonthssincehehadbeenconsignedtothecatacombsatEleithias。
“Butmyremark。”resumedMr。Buckingham,“hadnoreferencetoyourageattheperiodofintermentIamwillingtogrant,infact,thatyouarestillayoungman,andmyillusionwastotheimmensityoftimeduringwhich,byyourownshowing,youmusthavebeendoneupinasphaltum。”
“Inwhat?”saidtheCount。
“Inasphaltum。”persistedMr。B。
“Ah,yes;Ihavesomefaintnotionofwhatyoumean;itmightbemadetoanswer,nodoubtbutinmytimeweemployedscarcelyanythingelsethantheBichlorideofMercury。”
“Butwhatweareespeciallyatalosstounderstand。”saidDoctorPonnonner,“ishowithappensthat,havingbeendeadandburiedinEgyptfivethousandyearsago,youarehereto-dayallaliveandlookingsodelightfullywell。”
“HadIbeen,asyousay,dead。”repliedtheCount,“itismorethanprobablethatdead,Ishouldstillbe;forIperceiveyouareyetintheinfancyofCalvanism,andcannotaccomplishwithitwhatwasacommonthingamongusintheolddays。Butthefactis,Ifellintocatalepsy,anditwasconsideredbymybestfriendsthatIwaseitherdeadorshouldbe;theyaccordinglyembalmedmeatonceIpresumeyouareawareofthechiefprincipleoftheembalmingprocess?”
“Whynotaltogether。”