BullTellethofHisWinningoftheLordshipofUtterbol“Whenthourannestawayfromme,andleftmealoneatGoldburg,Iwasgrieved;thenClementChapmanofferedtotakemebackwithhimtohisowncountry,which,hedidmetowit,liethhardbythine:
butIwouldnotgowithhim,sinceIhadaninklingthatI
shouldfindtheslayerofmybrotherandbeavengedonhim。
SotheChapmendepartedfromGoldbergafterthatClementhaddealtgenerouslybymeforthysake;andwhentheyweregoneIbethoughtmewhattodo,andthouknowestIcansomeskillwiththefiddleandsong,soIbetookmyselftothatcraft,bothtoearnsomewhatandthatImightgathertidingsandbelittleheeded,tillwithinawhilefolkgottoknowmewell,andwouldoftensendformetotheirmerry-makings,wheretheygavemefiddler’swages,towit,meat,drink,andmoney。
SowhatwithonethingwhatwithanotherIwasrichenoughtoleaveGoldburgandfalltomyjourneyuntoUtterbol;
sinceImisdoubtedmefromthefirstthatthecaytiffwhohadslainmybrotherwastheLordthereof。
“ButonedaywhenIwentintothemarket-placeIfoundagreatstirandclutterthere;somefolk,bothmenandwomenscreechingandfleeing,andsomerunningtobowsandotherweapons。
SoIcaughtholdofoneofthefleers,andaskedhimwhatwastoward;
andhecriedout,’Looseme!letmego!heisloose,heisloose!’
“’Whoisloose,fool?’quothI。’Thelion,’saidhe,andtherewithintheextremityofhisterrortorehimselfawayfrommeandfled。
Bythistimetheothersalsohadgotsomedistanceawayfromme,andIwasleftprettymuchalone。SoIwentforthonalittle,lookingaboutme,andsureenoughunderoneofthepillarsofthecloisterbeneaththemarket-housethegreatgreenpillar,ifthoumindestit,laycrouchedahugeyellowlion,onthecarcaseofagoat,whichhehadknockeddown,butwouldnotfalltoeatingofamidstallthatcryandhubbub。
“Nowbelikeonethingofmethouwottestnot,towit,thatI
haveagiftthatwildthingsloveandwilldomybidding。
Thehouse-micewillrunovermeasIlieawakelookingonthem;
thesmallbirdswillperchonmyshoulderswithoutfear;
thesquirrelsandhareswillgambolaboutquiteclosetomeasifIwerebutatree;and,withal,thefiercesthoundormastiffistamebeforeme。ThereforeIfearednotthislion,and,moreover,IlookedtoitthatifImighttamehimthoroughly,hewouldbothhelpmetoliveasajongleur,andwouldbeasurewardtome。
“SoIwalkeduptowardshimquietly,tillhesawmeandhalfroseupgrowling;butIwentonstill,andsaidtohiminapeaceablevoice:
’Hownow,yellowmane!whataileththee?downwiththee,andeatthymeat。’
Sohesatdowntohisquarryagain,butgrowledstill,andIwentupclosetohim,andsaidtohim:’Eatinpeaceandsafety,amInothere?’
AndtherewithIheldoutmybarehandunclenchedtohim,andhesmelttoit,andstraightwaybegantobepeaceable,andfelltotearingthegoat,anddevouringit,whileIstoodbyspeakingtohimfriendly。
“ButpresentlyIsawweaponsglitterontheothersideofthesquareplace,andmenwithbendedbows。Theyellowkingsawthemalso,androseupagainandstoodgrowling;thenIstrovetoquiethim,andsaid,’Theseshallnotharmthee。’
“Therewiththemencriedouttometocomeaway,fortheywouldshoot:
ButIcalledout;’Shootnotyet!buttellme,doesanymanownthisbeast?’
’Yea,’saidone,’Iownhim,andhappyamIthathedothnotownme。’
SaidI,’Wiltthousellhim?’’Yea’saidhe,’ifthoulivestanotherhourtotelldownthemoney。’SaidI,’Iamatamerofwildbeasts,andifthouwiltsellthisoneatsuchaprice,Iwillridtheeofhim。’
Themanyeasaidthis,butkeptwellaloofwithhisfellows,wholookedon,handlingtheirweapons。
“ThenIturnedtomynew-boughtthrallandbadehimcomewithme,andhefollowedmelikeadogtohiscage,whichwashardby;
andIshuthiminthere,andlaiddownthemoneytohisowner;
andfolkcameroundabout,andwondered,andpraisedme。
ButIsaid:’Mymasters,haveyenaughtofgiftsforthetamerofbeasts,andthedelivererofmen?’Thereattheylaughed:
buttheybroughtmemoneyandothergoods,tillIhadgottenfarmorethanIhadgivenforthelion。
“HowbeitthenextdaytheofficersofthePortecameandbademeavoidthetownofGoldburg,butgavememoremoneywithal。
Iwasnotloththereto,butdeparted,ridingalittlehorsethatIhad,andleadingmylionbyachain,thoughwhenI
wasbyheneededlittlechaining。
“SothatwithoutmoreadoItooktheroadtoUtterbol,andwheresoeverIcame,IhadwhatwastobehadthatIwould;
neitherdidanymanfallonme,oronmylion。Forthoughtheymighthaveshothimorslainhimwithmanyspear-thrusts,yetbesidesthattheyfearedhimsorely,theyfearedmestillmore;
deemingmesomemightysendingfromtheirGods。
“ThuscameItoUtterness,andfounditpoorandwretched,asforsooth,ityetis,butshallnotbesoforlong。ButtheHouseofUtterbolisexceedingfairandstatelyasthoumightesthavelearnedfromothers,mymaster,anditsgardens,andorchards,andacres,andmeadowsasgoodlyasmaybe。
Yea,averyparadise;yetthedwellersthereinasifitwerehell,asIsawopenlywithmineowneyes。
“Tobeshort,thefameofmeandmybeasthadsomehowgonebeforeme,andwhenIcametotheHouse,Iwasdealtwithfairly,andhadgoodentertainment:
andthisallthemore,astheLordwasawayforawhile,andthelifeoffolknotsohardbyagreatwayasithadbeenifhehadbeenthere:
buttheLadywasthereinthehouse,andonthemorrowofmycomingbyhercommand,Ibroughtmylionbeforeherwindowandmadehimcomeandgo,andfetchandcarryatmybidding,andwhenIhaddonemyplayshebademeupintoherbower,andbademesitandhadmeservedwithwine,whilesheaskedmemanyquestionsastomycountryandfriends,andwhenceandwhitherIwas;
andIansweredherwiththeverysooth,sofarasthesoothwashandy;
andtherewaswithherbutoneofherwomen,eventhyfriendAgatha,fairsir。
“MethoughtboththatthisQueenwasafairwoman,andthatshelookedkindlyuponme,andatlastshesaid,sighing,thatshewerewellateaseifherbaronwereevensuchamanasI,whereasthesaidLordwasfierceandcruel,andyetadastardwithal。ButthesaidAgathaturnedonher,andchidedher,asonemightwithachild,andsaid:
’Holdthypeaceofthylovesandthyhatesbeforeaverystranger!
OrmustIleaveyetmoreofmybloodonthepavementoftheWhitePillar,forthepleasureofthyloosetongue?Comeoutnow,mountain-carle!’
“Andshetookmebythehandandledmeout,andwhenwehadpassedthedooranditwasshut,sheturnedtomeandsaid:
’Thou,ifIhearanywordabroadofwhatmyLadyhasjustspoken,Ishallknowthatthouhasttoldit,andthoughIbebutathrall,yea,andoflateamishandledone,yetamIofmightenoughinUtterboltocompassthydestruction。’
“Ilaughedinherfaceandwentmyways:andthereafterIsawmanyfolkandshowedthemmybeast,andsoonlearnedtwothingsclearly。
“AndfirstthattheLordandtheLadywerenowutterlyatvariance。
Foralittlebeforehehadcomehome,andfoundalackinhishousehold——
towit,howacertainfairwomanwhomhehadbutjustgotholdof,andwhomhelustedaftersorely,wasfledaway。AndhelaidthewytethereofonhisLady,andthreatenedherwithdeath:
andwhenheconsideredthathedurstnotslayher,ortormentherforhewasverilybutadastard,hemadethyfriendAgathapayforherunderpretenceofwringingatruetaleoutofher。
“NowwhenIheardthisstoryIsaidtomyselfthatIshouldhearthatotheroneoftheslayingofmybrother,andevensoitbefell。
ForIcameacrossamanwhotoldmewhenandhowtheLordcamebythesaiddamselwhomIknewatoncecouldbenoneotherthanthou,Lady,andhowhehadslainmybrothertogether,evenasdoubtlessthouknowest,LordRalph。
“ButthesecondthingwhichIlearnedwasthatallfolkatUtterbol,menandwomen,dreadedthehome-comingofthistyrant;
andthattherewasnomanbutwouldhavedeemeditagooddeedtoslayhim。But,dastardashewas,useandwont,andthefearthatwithholdethrebels,andthedoubtthatdrawethbackslaves,savedhim;andtheydreadedhimmoreoverasadevilratherthanaman。
Forsoothoneofthementhere,wholookeduponmefriendly,whohadhadtidingsofthisevilbeastdrawingnear,spaketomeawordofwarning,andsaid:’Friendlion-master,takeheedtothyself!
ForIfearfortheewhentheLordcomethhomeandfindeththeehere;
lestheletpoisonthylionandslaytheemiserablyafterward。’
“Well,inthreedaysfromthatwordhomecomeththeLordwitharoutofhisspearmen,andsomedozenofcaptives,whomhehadtaken。
Andthemorrowofhiscoming,he,havingheardofme,sentandbademeshowingthewonderoftheManandtheLion;thereforeinthebrightmorningIplayedwiththelionunderhiswindowasIhaddonebytheQueen。
AndafterIhadplayedsomewhile,andhelookingoutofthewindow,hecalledtomeandsaid:’Canstthoulullthyliontosleep,sothatthoumaystleavehimforalittle?ForIwouldfainhavetheeuphere。’
“Iyeasaidthat,andchidthebeast,andthensangtohimtillhelaydownandsleptlikeahoundwearywithhunting。
AndthenIwentupintotheLord’schamber;andasithapped,allthewhileofmyplayingIhadhadmyshort-swordnakedinmyhand,andthus,Ideemwithoutnotingit,yetasweirdwould,Icamebeforethetyrant,wherehesatwithnoneanighhimsavethisOtterandanotherman-at-arms。ButwhenIsawhim,allthebloodwithinmethatwascomeofonemotherwithmybrother’sbloodstirredwithinme,andIsetmyfootonthefoot-paceofthismurderer’schair,andhoveupmyshort-sword,andclavehisskull,infrontandwithmineownhand:
notashewrought,notashewroughtwithmybrother。
“ThenIturnedabouttoOtterwhohadhisswordinhisfistwhenitwastoolatetillheshouldspeak。HahOtter,whatdidstthousay?”
Otterlaughed:Quothhe,“Isaid:thusendeththeworstmanintheworld。
Welldone,lion-tamer!thouartnoillguest,andhastpaidonthenailformeat,drinkandlodging。Butwhatshallwedonow?
Thenthousaidst;’Well,Isupposethouwiltbeforslayingme。’
’Nay,’saidI,’Wewillnotslaythee;atleastnotforthis,nornow,norwithoutterms。’Thousaidst:’Perchancethenthouwiltletmegofree,sincethismanwasill-beloved:yea,andheowedmealife。’
’Nay,nay,’saidI,’notsofast,goodbeast-lord。’’Whynot?’
saidstthou,’Icanseeoftheethatthouartavaliantman,andwhereasthouhastbeencaptainofthehost,andthemen-at-armswilllightlydothybidding,whyshouldestthounotsitintheplaceofthisman,andbeLordofUtterbol?’
“’Naynay,’saidI,’itwillnotdo,hearkenthourather:
ForhereIgivetheethechoiceoftwothings,eitherthatthoubeLordofUtterbol,orthatweslaytheehereandnow。
Forwebetwomenall-armed。’
“Thoudidstseemtoponderitawhile,andthensaidstatlast:
’Well,Isetnotoutonthisjourneywithanysuch-likeintent;
yetwillInotwrestlewithweird。OnlyIforewarntheethatI
shallchangethedaysofUtterbol。’
“’Itwillnotbefortheworstthen,’quothI。’Sonowgowakeupthylion,andleadhimawaytohisden:andwewillpresentlysendhimthiscarrionforarewardofhisjonglery。’
’Gramercy,butcher,’saidstthou,’Iamnotforthyflesh-meatto-day。Iwasforewarnedthatthepoorbeastshouldbepoisonedatthisman’shome-coming,andsowillhebeifheeatofthisdastard;hewillnotoutlivesuchadinner。’
Thereatwealllaughedheartily。”
“Yea。”saidBull,“SoIwenttoleadawaythelionwhenthouhadstbiddenmereturninanhours’wearing,whenallshouldbereadyformyLordship。
Andthouwertnotworsethanthyword,forwhenIcameintothatcourtagain,therewereallthemen-at-armsassembled,andthefreecarles,andthethralls;andthemen-at-armsraisedmeonashield,setacrownedhelmonmyhead,andthrustagreatswordintomyhand,andhailedmebythenameoftheBullofUtterbol,LordoftheWasteandtheWildwood,andtheMountain-side:andthenthou,Otter,wertsosimpleastokneelbeforemeandnamethyselfmyman,andtakethegirdingonofswordatmyhand。