首页 >出版文学> Ulysses(尤利西斯)>第4章
  MrBloomlookedbacktowardsthechoir。Notgoingtobeanymusic。Pity。WhohastheorganhereIwonder?OldGlynnheknewhowtomakethatinstrumenttalk,thevibrato:fiftypoundsayeartheysayhehadinGardinerstreet。Mollywasinfinevoicethatday,theStabatMaterofRossini。FatherBernardVaughan’ssermonfirst。ChristorPilate?Christ,butdon’tkeepusallnightoverit。Musictheywanted。Footdrillstopped。Couldhearapindrop。Itoldhertopitchhervoiceagainstthatcorner。Icouldfeelthethrillintheair,thefull,thepeoplelookingup:
  Quisesthomo!
  Someofthatoldsacredmusicissplendid。Mercadante:sevenlastwords。Mozart’stwelfthmass:theGloriainthat。Thoseoldpopeswerekeenonmusic,onartandstatuesandpicturesofallkinds。Palestrinaforexampletoo。Theyhadagayoldtimewhileitlasted。Healthytoochanting,regularhours,thenbrewliqueurs。Benedictine。GreenChartreuse。Still,havingeunuchsintheirchoirthatwascomingitabitthick。Whatkindofvoiceisit?Mustbecurioustohearaftertheirownstrongbasses。Connoisseurs。Supposetheywouldn’tfeelanythingafter。Kindofaplacid。Noworry。Fallintofleshdon’tthey?Gluttons,tall,longlegs。Whoknows?Eunuch。Onewayoutofit。
  Hesawthepriestbenddownandkissthealtarandthenfaceaboutandblessallthepeople。Allcrossedthemselvesandstoodup。MrBloomglancedabouthimandthenstoodup,lookingovertherisenhats。Standupatthegospelofcourse。Thenallsettleddownontheirkneesagainandhesatbackquietlyinhisbench。Thepriestcamedownfromthealtar,holdingthethingoutfromhim,andheandthemassboyansweredeachotherinLatin。Thenthepriestkneltdownandbegantoreadoffacard:——
  OGod,ourrefugeandourstrength。
  MrBloomputhisfaceforwardtocatchthewords。English。Throwthemthebone。Irememberslightly。Howlongsinceyourlastmass?Gloriaandimmaculatevirgin。Josephherspouse。PeterandPaul。Moreinterestingifyouunderstoodwhatitwasallabout。Wonderfulorganisationcertainly,goeslikeclockwork。Confession。Everyonewantsto。ThenIwilltellyouall。Penance。Punishme,please。GreatweaponIntheirhands。Morethandoctororsolicitor。Womandyingto。AndIschschschschschsch。Anddidyouchachachachacha?Andwhydidyou?Lookdownatherringtofindanexcuse。Whisperinggallerywallshaveears。Husbandlearntohissurprise。God’slittlejoke。Thenoutshecomes。Repentanceskindeep。Lovelyshame。Prayatanaltar。HailMaryandHolyMary。Flowers,incense,candlesmelting。Hideherblushes。Salvationarmyblatantimitation。Reformedprostitutewilladdressthemeeting。HowIfoundtheLord。SquareheadedchapsthosemustbeinRome:theyworkthewholeshow。Anddon’ttheyrakeinthemoneytoo?Bequestsalso:totheP。P。forthetimebeinginhisabsolutediscretion。Massesforthereposeofmysoultobesaidpubliclywithopendoors。Monasteriesandconvents。ThepriestintheFermanaghwillcaseinthewitnessbox。Nobrowbeatinghim。Hehadhisanswerpatforeverything。Libertyandexaltationofourholymotherthechurch。Thedoctorsofthechurch:theymappedoutthewholetheologyofit。
  Thepriestprayed:——
  BlessedMichael,archangel,defendusinthehourofconflict。BeoursafeguardagainstthewickednessandsnaresofthedevilmayGodrestrainhim,wehumblypray:anddothou,Oprinceoftheheavenlyhost,bythepowerofGodthrustSatandowntohellandwithhimthoseotherwickedspiritswhowanderthroughtheworldfortheruinofsouls。
  Thepriestandthemassboystoodupandwalkedoff。Allover。Thewomenremainedbehind:thanksgiving。
  Betterbeshovingalong。BrotherBuzz。Comearoundwiththeplateperhaps。PayyourEasterduty。
  Hestoodup。Hello。Werethosetwobuttonsofmywaistcoatopenallthetime。Womenenjoyit。Annoyedifyoudon’t。Why-didn’tyoutellmebefore。Nevertellyou。Butwe。Excuse,miss,there’sawhh!justawhh!fluff。Ortheirskirtbehind,placketunhooked。Glimpsesofthemoon。Stilllikeyoubetteruntidy。Goodjobitwasn’tfarthersouth。Hepassed,discreetlybuttoning,downtheaisleandoutthroughthemaindoorintothelight。Hestoodamomentunseeingbythecoldblackmarblebowlwhilebeforehimandbehindtwoworshippersdippedfurtivehandsinthelowtideofholywater。Trams:acarofPrescott’sdyeworks:awidowinherweeds。NoticebecauseI’minmourningmyself。Hecoveredhimself。Howgoesthetime?Quarterpast。Timeenoughyet。Bettergetthatlotionmadeup。Whereisthis?Ahyes,thelasttime。Sweny’sinLincolnplace。Chemistsrarelymove。Theirgreenandgoldbeaconjarstooheavytostir。HamiltonLong’s,foundedintheyearoftheflood。Huguenotchurchyardnearthere。Visitsomeday。
  HewalkedsouthwardalongWestlandrow。Buttherecipeisintheothertrousers。O,andIforgotthatlatchkeytoo。Borethisfuneralaffair。Owell,poorfellow,it’snothisfault。WhenwasitIgotitmadeuplast?Wait。IchangedasovereignIremember。Firstofthemonthitmusthavebeenorthesecond。Ohecanlookitupintheprescriptionsbook。
  Thechemistturnedbackpageafterpage。Sandyshrivelledsmellheseemstohave。Shrunkenskull。Andold。Questforthephilosopher’sstone。Thealchemists。Drugsageyouaftermentalexcitement。Lethargythen。Why?Reaction。Alifetimeinanight。Graduallychangesyourcharacter。Livingallthedayamongherbs,ointments,disinfectants。Allhisalabasterlilypots。Mortarandpestle。Aq。Dist。Fol。Laur。TeVirid。Smellalmostcureyoulikethedentist’sdoorbell。Doctorwhack。Heoughttophysichimselfabit。Electuaryoremulsion。Thefirstfellowthatpickedanherbtocurehimselfhadabitofpluck。Simples。Wanttobecareful。Enoughstuffheretochloroformyou。Test:turnsbluelitmuspaperred。Chloroform。Overdoseoflaudanum。Sleepingdraughts。Lovephiltres。Paragoricpoppysyrupbadforcough。Clogstheporesorthephlegm。Poisonstheonlycures。Remedywhereyouleastexpectit。Cleverofnature——
  Aboutafortnightago,sir?——
  Yes,MrBloomsaid。
  Hewaitedbythecounter,inhalingthekeenreekofdrugs,thedustydrysmellofspongesandloofahs。Lotoftimetakenuptellingyourachesandpains——
  Sweetalmondoilandtinctureofbenzoin,MrBloomsaid,andthenorangeflowerwater……
  Itcertainlydidmakeherskinsodelicatewhitelikewax——
  Andwhitewaxalso,hesaid。
  Bringsoutthedarknessofhereyes。Lookingatme,thesheetuptohereyes,Spanish,smellingherself,whenIwasfixingthelinksinmycuffs。Thosehomelyrecipesareoftenthebest:strawberriesfortheteeth:nettlesandrainwater:oatmealtheysaysteepedinbuttermilk。Skinfood。Oneoftheoldqueen’ssons,dukeofAlbanywasit?hadonlyoneskin。Leopoldyes。Threewehave。Warts,bunionsandpimplestomakeitworse。Butyouwantaperfumetoo。Whatperfumedoesyour?Peaud’Espagne。Thatorangeflower。Purecurdsoap。Waterissofresh。Nicesmellthesesoapshave。Timetogetabathroundthecorner。Hammam。Turkish。Massage。Dirtgetsrolledupinyournavel。Nicerifanicegirldidit。AlsoIthinkI。YesI。Doitinthebath。CuriouslongingI。Watertowater。Combinebusinesswithpleasure。Pitynotimeformassage。Feelfreshthenallday。Funeralberatherglum——
  Yes,sir,thechemistsaid。Thatwastwoandnine。Haveyoubroughtabottle?——
  No,MrBloomsaid。Makeitup,please。I’llcalllaterinthedayandI’lltakeoneofthosesoaps。Howmucharethey?——
  Fourpence,sir。
  MrBloomraisedacaketohisnostrils。Sweetlemonywax——
  I’lltakethisone,hesaid。Thatmakesthreeandapenny——
  Yes,sir,thechemistsaid。Youcanpayalltogether,sir,whenyoucomeback——
  Good,MrBloomsaid。
  Hestrolledoutoftheshop,thenewspaperbatonunderhisarmpit,thecoolwrapperedsoapinhislefthand。
  AthisarmpitBantamLyons’voiceandhandsaid:——
  Hello,Bloom,what’sthebestnews?Isthattoday’s?Showusaminute。
  Shavedoffhismoustacheagain,byJove!Longcoldupperlip。Tolookyounger。Hedoeslookbalmy。YoungerthanIam。
  BantamLyons’yellowblacknailedfingersunrolledthebaton。Wantsawashtoo。Takeofftheroughdirt。Goodmorning,haveyouusedPears’soap?Dandruffonhisshoulders。Scalpwantsoiling——
  IwanttoseeaboutthatFrenchhorsethat’srunningtoday,BantamLyonssaid。Wherethebuggerisit?
  Herustledthepleatedpages,jerkinghischinonhishighcollar。Barber’sitch。Tightcollarhe’lllosehishair。Betterleavehimthepaperandgetshutofhim——
  Youcankeepit,MrBloomsaid——
  Ascot。Goldcup。Wait,BantamLyonsmuttered。Halfamo。Maximumthesecond——
  Iwasjustgoingtothrowitaway,MrBloomsaid。
  BantamLyonsraisedhiseyessuddenlyandleeredweakly——
  What’sthat?hissharpvoicesaid——
  Isayyoucankeepit,MrBloomanswered。Iwasgoingtothrowitawaythatmoment。
  BantamLyonsdoubtedaninstant,leering:thenthrusttheoutspreadsheetsbackonMrBloom’sarms——
  I’Ilriskit,hesaid。Here,thanks。
  HespedofftowardsConway’scorner。Godspeedscut。
  MrBloomfoldedthesheetsagaintoaneatsquareandlodgedthesoapinit,smiling。Sillylipsofthatchap。Betting。Regularhotbedofitlately。Messengerboysstealingtoputonsixpence。Raffleforlargetenderturkey。YourChristmasdinnerforthreepence。JackFlemingembezzlingtogamblethensmuggledofftoAmerica。Keepsahotelnow。Theynevercomeback。FleshpotsofEgypt。
  Hewalkedcheerfullytowardsthemosqueofthebaths。Remindyouofamosque,redbakedbricks,theminarets。CollegesportstodayIsee。Heeyedthehorseshoeposteroverthegateofcollegepark:cyclistdoubleduplikeacodinapot。Damnbadad。Nowiftheyhadmadeitroundlikeawheel。Thenthespokes:sports,sports,sports:andthehubbig:college。Somethingtocatchtheeye。
  There’sHornblowerstandingattheporter’slodge。Keephimonhands:mighttakeaturninthereonthenod。Howdoyoudo,MrHornblower?Howdoyoudo,sir?
  Heavenlyweatherreally。Iflifewasalwayslikethat。Cricketweather。Sitaroundundersunshades。Overafterover。Out。Theycan’tplayithere。Duckforsixwickets。StillCaptainBullerbrokeawindowintheKildarestreetclubwithaslogtosquareleg。Donnybrookfairmoreintheirline。AndtheskullswewereacrackingwhenM’Carthytookthefloor。Heatwave。Won’tlast。Alwayspassing,thestreamoflife,whichinthestreamoflifewetraceisdearerthanthemall。
  Enjoyabathnow:cleantroughofwater,coolenamel,thegentletepidstream。Thisismybody。
  Heforesawhispalebodyreclinedinitatfull,naked,inawombofwarmth,oiledbyscentedmeltingsoap,softlylaved。Hesawhistrunkandlimbsriprippledoverandsustained,buoyedlightlyupward,lemonyellow:hisnavel,budofflesh:andsawthedarktangledcurlsofhisbushfloating,floatinghairofthestreamaroundthelimpfatherofthousands,alanguidfloatingflower。
  Hades
  MARTINCUNNINGHAM,FIRST,POKEDHISSILKHATTEDHEADINTOthecreakingcarriageand,enteringdeftly,seatedhimself。MrPowersteppedinafterhim,curvinghisheightwithcare——
  Comeon,Simon——
  Afteryou,MrBloomsaid。
  MrDedaluscoveredhimselfquicklyandgotin,saying:——
  Yes,yes——
  Areweallherenow?MartinCunninghamasked。Comealong,Bloom。
  MrBloomenteredandsatinthevacantplace。Hepulledthedoortoafterhimandslammedittighttillitshuttight。Hepassedanarmthroughthearmstrapandlookedseriouslyfromtheopencarriagewindowattheloweredblindsoftheavenue。Onedraggedaside:anoldwomanpeeping。Nosewhiteflattenedagainstthepane。Thankingherstarsshewaspassedover。Extraordinarytheinteresttheytakeinacorpse。Gladtoseeusgowegivethemsuchtroublecoming。Jobseemstosuitthem。Huggermuggerincorners。Slopaboutinslipper-slappersforfearhe’dwake。Thengettingitready。Layingitout。MollyandMrsFlemingmakingthebed。Pullitmoretoyourside。Ourwindingsheet。Neverknowwhowilltouchyoudead。Washandshampoo。Ibelievetheyclipthenailsandthehair。Keepabitinanenvelope。Growallthesameafter。Uncleanjob。
  Allwaited。Nothingwassaid。Stowinginthewreathsprobably。Iamsittingonsomethinghard。Ah,thatsoapinmyhippocket。Bettershiftitoutofthat。Waitforanopportunity。
  Allwaited。Thenwheelswereheardfrominfrontturning:thennearer:thenhorses’hoofs。Ajolt。Theircarriagebegantomove,creakingandswaying。Otherhoofsandcreakingwheelsstartedbehind。Theblindsoftheavenuepassedandnumberninewithitscrapedknocker,doorajar。Atwalkingpace。
  Theywaitedstill,theirkneesjogging,tilltheyhadturnedandwerepassingalongthetramtracks。Tritonvilleroad。Quicker。Thewheelsrattledrollingoverthecobbledcausewayandthecrazyglassesshookrattlinginthedoorframes——
  Whatwayishetakingus?MrPoweraskedthroughbothwindows——
  Irishtown,MartinCunninghamsaid。Ringsend。Brunswickstreet。
  MrDedalusnodded,lookingout——
  That’safineoldcustom,hesaid。Iamgladtoseeithasnotdiedout。
  Allwatchedawhilethroughtheirwindowscapsandhatsliftedbypassers。Respect。ThecarriageswervedfromthetramtracktothesmootherroadpastWaterylane。MrBloomatgazesawalitheyoungman,cladinmourning,awidehat——
  There’safriendofyoursgoneby,Dedalus,hesaid——
  Whoisthat?——
  Yoursonandheir——
  Whereishe?MrDedalussaid,stretchingoveracross。
  Thecarriage,passingtheopendrainsandmoundsofrippeduproadwaybeforethetenementhouses,lurchedroundthecornerand,swervingbacktothetramtrack,rolledonnoisilywithchatteringwheels。MrDedalusfellback,saying:——
  WasthatMulligancadwithhim?HisfidusAchates?——
  No,MrBloomsaid。Hewasalone——
  DownwithhisauntSally,Isuppose,MrDedalussaid,theGouldingfaction,thedrunkenlittlecost-drawerandCrissie,papa’slittlelumpofdung,thewisechildthatknowsherownfather。
  MrBloomsmiledjoylesslyonRingsendroad。WallaceBrosthebottleworks。Dodderbridge。
  RichieGouldingandthelegalbag。Goulding,CollisandWardhecallsthefirm。Hisjokesaregettingabitdamp。Greatcardhewas。WaltzinginStamerstreetwithIgnatiusGallaheronaSundaymorning,thelandlady’stwohatspinnedonhishead。Outontherampageallnight。Beginningtotellonhimnow:thatbackacheofhis,Ifear。Wifeironinghisback。Thinkshe’llcureitwithpills。Allbreadcrumbstheyare。Aboutsixhundredpercentprofit——
  He’sinwithalowdowncrowd,MrDedalussnarled。ThatMulliganisacontaminatedbloodydoubledyedruffianbyallaccounts。HisnamestinksalloverDublin。ButwiththehelpofGodandHisblessedmotherI’Ilmakeitmybusinesstowritealetteroneofthosedaystohismotherorhisauntorwhateversheisthatwillopenhereyeaswideasagate。I`Ilticklehiscatastrophe,believeyoume。
  Hecriedabovetheclatterofthewheels——
  Iwon’thaveherbastardofanephewruinmyson。Acounter-jumper’sson。Sellingtapesinmycousin,PeterPaulM’Swiney’s。Notlikely。
  Heceased。MrBloomglancedfromhisangrymoustachetoMrPower’smildfaceandMartinCunningham’seyesandbeard,gravelyshaking。Noisyselfwilledman。Fullofhisson。Heisright。Somethingtohandon。IflittleRudyhadlived。Seehimgrowup。Hearhisvoiceinthehouse。WalkingbesideMollyinanEtonsuit。Myson。Meinhiseyes。Strangefeelingitwouldbe。Fromme。Justachance。MusthavebeenthatmorninginRaymondterraceshewasatthewindow,watchingthetwodogsatitbythewalloftheceasetodoevil。Andthesergeantgrinningup。Shehadthatcreamgownonwiththeripsheneverstitched。Giveusatouch,Poldy。God,I’mdyingforit。Howlifebegins。
  Gotbigthen。HadtorefusetheGreystonesconcert。Mysoninsideher。Icouldhavehelpedhimoninlife。Icould。Makehimindependent。LearnGermantoo——
  Arewelate?MrPowerasked——
  Tenminutes,MartinCunninghamsaid,lookingathiswatch
  Molly。Milly。Samethingwatereddown。Hertomboyoaths。OjumpingJupiter!Yegodsandlittlefishes!Still,she’sadeargirl。Soonbeawoman。Mullingar。DearestPapli。Youngstudent。Yes,yes:awomantoo。Life。Life。
  Thecarriageheeledoverandback,theirfourtrunksswaying——
  Cornymighthavegivenusamorecommodiousyoke,MrPowersaid——
  Hemight,MrDedalussaid,ifhehadn’tthatsquinttroublinghim。Doyoufollowme?
  Heclosedhislefteye。MartinCunninghambegantobrushawaycrustcrumbsfromunderhisthighs——
  Whatisthis,hesaid,inthenameofGod?Crumbs?——
  Someoneseemstohavebeenmakingapicnicpartyherelately,MrPowersaid。
  Allraisedtheirthighs,eyedwithdisfavourthemildewedbuttonlessleatheroftheseats。MrDedalus,twistinghisnose,frowneddownwardandsaid:——
  UnlessI’mgreatlymistaken。Whatdoyouthink,Martin?——
  Itstruckmetoo,MartinCunninghamsaid。
  MrBloomsethisthighdown。GladItookthatbath。Feelmyfeetquiteclean。ButIwishMrsFleminghaddarnedthesesocksbetter。
  MrDedalussighedresignedly——
  Afterall,hesaid,it’sthemostnaturalthingintheworld——
  DidTomKernanturnup?MartinCunninghamasked,twirlingthepeakofhisbeardgently——
  Yes,MrBloomanswered。He’sbehindwithNedLambertandHynes——
  AndCornyKelleherhimself?MrPowerasked——
  Atthecemetery,MartinCunninghamsaid——
  ImetM’Coythismorning,MrBloomsaid。Hesaidhe’dtrytocome。
  Thecarriagehaltedshort——
  What’swrong?——
  We’restopped——
  Wherearewe?
  MrBloomputhisheadoutofthewindow——
  Thegrandcanal,hesaid。
  Gasworks。Whoopingcoughtheysayitcures。GoodjobMillynevergotit。Poorchildren!Doublesthemupblackandblueinconvulsions。Shamereally。Gotofflightlywithillnesscompared。Onlymeasles。Flaxseedtea。Scarlatina,influenzaepidemics。Canvassingfordeath。Don’tmissthischance。Dogs’homeoverthere。PooroldAthos!BegoodtoAthos,Leopold,ismylastwish。Thywillbedone。Weobeytheminthegrave。Adyingscrawl。Hetookittoheart,pinedaway。Quietbrute。Oldmen’sdogsusuallyare。
  Araindropspatonhishat。Hedrewbackandsawaninstantofshowerspraydotsoverthegreyflags。Apart。Curious。Likethroughacolander。Ithoughtitwould。MybootswerecreakingIremembernow——
  Theweatherischanging,hesaidquietly——
  Apityitdidnotkeepupfine,MartinCunninghamsaid——
  Wantedforthecountry,MrPowersaid。There’sthesunagaincomingout。
  MrDedalus,peeringthroughhisglassestowardstheveiledsun,hurledamutecurseatthesky——
  It’sasuncertainasachild’sbottom,hesaid——
  We’reoffagain。
  Thecarriageturnedagainitsstiffwheelsandtheirtrunksswayedgently。MartinCunninghamtwirledmorequicklythepeakofhisbeard——
  TomKernanwasimmenselastnight,hesaid。AndPaddyLeonardtakinghimofftohisface——
  Odrawhimout,Martin,MrPowersaideagerly。Waittillyouhearhim,Simon,onBenDollard’ssingingofTheCroppyBoy——
  Immense,MartinCunninghamsaidpompously。Hissingingofthatsimpleballad,Martin,isthemosttrenchantrenderingIeverheardinthewholecourseofmyexperience——
  Trenchant,MrPowersaidlaughing。He’sdeadnutsonthat。Andtheretrospectivearrangement——
  DidyoureadDanDawson’sspeech?MartinCunninghamasked——
  Ididnotthen,MrDedalussaid。Whereisit?——
  Inthepaperthismorning。
  MrBloomtookthepaperfromhisinsidepocket。ThatbookImustchangeforher——
  No,no,MrDedalussaidquickly。Lateron,please。
  MrBloom’sglancetravelleddowntheedgeofthepaper,scanningthedeaths。Callan,Coleman,Dignam,Fawcett,Lowry,Naumann,Peake,whatPeakeisthat?isitthechapwasinCrosbieandAlleyne’s?no,Sexton,Urbright。Inkedcharactersfastfadingonthefrayedbreakingpaper。ThankstotheLittleFlower。Sadlymissed。Totheinexpressiblegriefofhis。Aged88afteralongandtediousillness。Month’smind。Quinlan。OnwhosesoulSweetJesushavemercy。
  ItisnowamonthsincedearHenryfled
  Tohishomeupaboveinthesky
  Whilehisfamilyweepsandmournshisloss
  Hopingsomedaytomeethimonhigh。
  Itoreuptheenvelope?Yes。WheredidIputherletterafterIreaditinthebath?Hepattedhiswaistcoatpocket。Thereallright。DearHenryfled。Beforemypatienceareexhausted。
  Nationalschool。Meade’syard。Thehazard。Onlytwotherenow。Nodding。Fullasatick。Toomuchboneintheirskulls。Theothertrottingroundwithafare。AnhouragoIwaspassingthere。Thejarviesraisedtheirhats。
  Apointsman’sbackstraighteneditselfuprightsuddenlyagainstatramwaystandardbyMrBloom’swindow。Couldn’ttheyinventsomethingautomaticsothatthewheelitselfmuchhandler?Wellbutthatfellowwouldlosehisjobthen?Wellbutthenanotherfellowwouldgetajobmakingthenewinvention?
  Antientconcertrooms。Nothingonthere。Amaninabuffsuitwithacrapearmlet。Notmuchgriefthere。Quartermourning。Peopleinlaw,perhaps。
  TheywentpastthebleakpulpitofSaintMark’s,undertherailwaybridge,pasttheQueen’stheatre:insilence。Hoardings。EugeneStratton。MrsBandmanPalmer。CouldIgotoseeLeahtonight,Iwonder。IsaidI。OrtheLilyofKillarney?ElsterGrimesOperacompany。Bigpowerfulchange。Wetbrightbillsfornextweek。FunontheBristol。MartinCunninghamcouldworkapassfortheGaiety。Havetostandadrinkortwo。Asbroadasit’slong。
  He’scomingintheafternoon。Hersongs。
  Plasto’s。SirPhilipCrampton’smemorialfountainbust。Whowashe?——
  Howdoyoudo?MartinCunninghamsaid,raisinghispalmtohisbrowinsalute——
  Hedoesn’tseeus,MrPowersaid。Yes,hedoes。Howdoyoudo?——
  Who?MrDedalusasked——
  BlazesBoylan,MrPowersaid。Thereheisairinghisquiff。
  JustthatmomentIwasthinking。
  MrDedalusbentacrosstosalute。FromthedooroftheRedBankthewhitediscofastrawhatflashedreply:passed。
  MrBloomreviewedthenailsofhislefthand,thenthoseofhisrighthand。Thenails,yes。Isthereanythingmoreinhimthattheyshesees?Fascination。WorstmaninDublin。Thatkeepshimalive。TheysometimesfeelwhatapersonIs。Instinct。Butatypelikethat。Mynails。Iamjustlookingatthem:wellpared。Andafter:thinkingalone。Bodygettingabitsofty。Iwouldnoticethatfromremembering。WhatcausesthatIsupposetheskincan’tcontractquicklyenoughwhenthefleshfallsoff。Buttheshapeisthere。Theshapeistherestill。Shoulders。Hips。Plump。Nightofthedancedressing。Shiftstuckbetweenthecheeksbehind。
  Heclaspedhishandsbetweenhiskneesand,satisfied,senthisvacantglanceovertheirfaces。
  MrPowerasked:——
  Howistheconcerttourgettingon,Bloom?——
  Overywell,MrBloomsaid。Iheargreataccountsofit。It’sagoodidea,yousee——
  Areyougoingyourself?——
  Wellno,MrBloomsaid。InpointoffactIhavetogodowntothecountyClareonsomeprivatebusiness。Youseetheideaistotourthechieftowns。Whatyouloseononeyoucanmakeupontheother——
  Quiteso,MartinCunninghamsaid。MaryAndersonisuptherenow——
  Haveyougoodartists?——
  LouisWerneristouringher,MrBloomsaid。Oyes,we’llhavealltopnobbers。J。C。DoyleandJohnMacCormackIhopeand。Thebest,infact——
  AndMadame,MrPowersaid,smiling。butnotleast。
  MrBloomunclaspedhishandsinagestureofsoftpolitenessandclaspedthem。SmithO’Brien。Someonehaslaidabunchofflowersthere。Woman。Mustbehisdeathday。Formanyhappyreturns。ThecarriagewheelingbyFarrell’sstatueunitednoiselesslytheirunresistingknees。
  Oot:adullgarbedoldmanfromthecurbstonetenderedhiswares,hismouthopening:oot——
  Fourbootlacesforapenny。
  Wonderwhyhewasstruckofftherolls。HadhisofficeinHumestreet。SamehouseasMolly’snamesake。Tweedy,crownsolicitorforWaterford。Hasthatsilkhateversince。Relicsofolddecency。Mourningtoo。Terriblecomedown,poorwretch!kickedaboutlikesnuffatawake。O’Callaghanonhislastlegs。
  AndMadame。Twentypasteleven。Up。MrsFlemingisintoclean。Doingherhair,humming:voglioenonvorrei。No:vorreienon。Lookingatthetipsofherhairstoseeiftheyaresplit。Mitremaunpocoil。Beautifulonthattrehervoiceis:weepingtone。Athrust。Athrostle。Thereisawordthrostlethatexpressedthat。
  HiseyespassedlightlyoverMrPower’sgoodlookingface。Greyishovertheears。Madame:smiling。Ismiledback。Asmiledoesalongway。Onlypolitenessperhaps。Nicefellow。Whoknowsisthattrueaboutthewomanhekeeps?Notpleasantforthewife。Yettheysay,whowasittoldme,thereisnocarnal。Youwouldimaginethatwouldgetplayedoutprettyquick。Yes,itwasCroftonmethimoneeveningbringingherapoundofrumpsteak。Whatisthisshewas?BarmaidinJury’s。OrtheMoira,wasit?
  TheypassedunderthehugecloakedLiberator’sform。
  MartinCunninghamnudgedMrPower——
  OfthetribeofReuben,hesaid。
  Atallblackbeardedfigure,bentonastick,stumpingroundthecornerofElvery’selephanthouseshowedthemacurvedhandopenonhisspine——
  Inallhispristinebeauty,MrPowersaid。
  MrDedaluslookedafterthestumpingfigureandsaidmildly:——
  Thedevilbreakthehaspofyourback!
  MrPower,collapsinginlaughter,shadedhisfacefromthewindowasthecarriagepassedGray’sstatue——
  Wehaveallbeenthere,MartinCunninghamsaidbroadly。
  HiseyesmetMrBloom’seyes。Hecaressedhisbeard,adding:——
  Well,nearlyallofus。
  MrBloombegantospeakwithsuddeneagernesstohiscompanions’faces——That’sanawfullygoodonethat’sgoingtheroundsaboutReubenJ。andtheson——
  Abouttheboatman?MrPowerasked——
  Yes。Isn’titawfullygood?——
  Whatisthat?MrDedalusasked。Ididn’thearit——
  Therewasagirlinthecase,MrBloombegan,andhedeterminedtosendhimtotheisleofManoutofharm’swaybutwhentheywereboth——
  What?MrDedalusasked。Thatconfirmedbloodyhobbledehoyisit?——
  Yes,MrBloomsaid。Theywerebothonthewaytotheboatandhetriedtodrown——
  DrownBarabbas!MrDedaluscried。IwishtoChristhedid!
  MrPowersentalonglaughdownhisshadednostrils——
  No,MrBloomsaidthesonhimself……
  MartinCunninghamthwartedhisspeechrudely——
  ReubenJ。andthesonwerepikingitdownthequaynexttheriverontheirwaytotheisleofManboatandtheyoungchisellersuddenlygotlooseandoverthewallwithhimintotheLiffey——
  ForGod’ssake!MrDedalusexclaimedinfright。Ishedead?——
  Dead!MartinCunninghamcried。Nothe!Aboatmangotapoleandfishedhimoutbytheslackofthebreechesandhewaslandeduptothefatheronthequay。Moredeadthanalive。Halfthetownwasthere——
  Yes,MrBloomsaid。Butthefunnypartis——
  AndReubenJ。,MartinCunninghamsaid,gavetheboatmanaflorinforsavinghisson’slife。
  AstifledsighcamefromunderMrPower’shand——
  O,hedid,MartinCunninghamaffirmed。Likeahero。Asilverflorin——
  Isn’titawfullygood?MrBloomsaideagerly——
  Oneandeightpencetoomuch,MrDedalussaiddrily。MrPower’schokedlaughburstquietlyinthecarriage。Nelson’spillar——
  Eightplumsapenny!Eightforapenny!——
  Wehadbetterlookalittleserious,MartinCunninghamsaid。
  MrDedalussighed——
  Andthenindeed,hesaid,poorlittlePaddywouldn’tgrudgeusalaugh。Manyagoodonehetoldhimself——
  TheLordforgiveme!MrPowersaid,wipinghisweteyeswithhisfingers。PoorPaddy!IlittlethoughtaweekagowhenIsawhimlastandhewasinhisusualhealththatI’dbedrivingafterhimlikethis。He’sgonefromus——
  Asdecentalittlemanaseverworeahat,MrDedalussaid。Hewentverysuddenly——
  Breakdown,MartinCunninghamsaid。Heart。
  Hetappedhischestsadly。
  Blazingface:redhot。ToomuchJohnBarleycorn。Cureforarednose。Drinklikethedeviltillitturnsadelite。Alotofmoneyhespentcolouringit。
  MrPowergazedatthepassinghouseswithruefulapprehension——
  Hehadasuddendeath,poorfellow,hesaid——
  Thebestdeath,MrBloomsaid。
  Theirwideopeneyeslookedathim——
  Nosuffering,hesaid。Amomentandallisover。Likedyinginsleep。
  No-onespoke。
  Deadsideofthestreetthis。Dullbusinessbyday,landagents,temperancehotel,Falconer’srailwayguide,civilservicecollege,Gill’s,catholicclub,theindustriousblind。Why?Somereason。Sunorwind。Atnighttoo。Chummiesandslaveys。UnderthepatronageofthelateFatherMathew。FoundationstoneforParnell。Breakdown。Heart。
  WhitehorseswithwhitefrontletplumescameroundtheRotundacorner,galloping。Atinycoffinflashedby。Inahurrytobury。Amourningcoach。Unmarried。Blackforthemarried。Piebaldforbachelors。Dunforanun——
  Sad,MartinCunninghamsaid。Achild。
  Adwarf’sfacemauveandwrinkledlikelittleRudy’swas。Dwarf’sbody,weakasputty,inawhitelineddealbox。Burialfriendlysocietypays。Pennyaweekforasodofturf。Our。Little。Beggar。Baby。Meantnothing。Mistakeofnature。Ifit’shealthyit’sfromthemother。Ifnottheman。Betterlucknexttime——
  Poorlittlething,MrDedalussaid。It’swelloutofit。
  ThecarriageclimbedmoreslowlythehillofRutlandsquare。Rattlehisbones。Overthestones。Onlyapauper。Nobodyowns——
  Inthemidstoflife,MartinCunninghamsaid——
  Buttheworstofall,MrPowersaid,isthemanwhotakeshisownlife。
  MartinCunninghamdrewouthiswatchbriskly,coughedandputitback——
  Thegreatestdisgracetohaveinthefamily,MrPoweradded——
  Temporaryinsanity,ofcourse,MartinCunninghamsaiddecisively。Wemusttakeacharitableviewofit——
  Theysayamanwhodoesitisacoward,MrDedalussaid——
  Itisnotforustojudge,MartinCunninghamsaid。
  MrBloom,abouttospeak,closedhislipsagain。MartinCunningham’slargeeyes。Lookingawaynow。Sympathetichumanmanheis。Intelligent。LikeShakespeare’sface。Alwaysagoodwordtosay。Theyhavenomercyonthathereorinfanticide。Refusechristianburial。Theyusedtodriveastakeofwoodthroughhisheartinthegrave。Asifitwasn’tbrokenalready。Yetsometimestheyrepenttoolate。Foundintheriverbedclutchingrushes。Helookedatme。Andthatawfuldrunkardofawifeofhis。SettinguphouseforhertimeaftertimeandthenpawningthefurnitureonhimeverySaturdayalmost。Leadinghimthelifeofthedamned。Weartheheartoutofastone,that。Mondaymorningstartafresh。Shouldertothewheel。Lord,shemusthavelookedasightthatnight,Dedalustoldmehewasinthere。DrunkabouttheplaceandcaperingwithMartin’sumbrella:
  AndtheycallmethejewelofAsia,
  OfAsia,
  Thegeisha。
  Helookedawayfromme。Heknows。Rattlehisbones。
  Thatafternoonoftheinquest。Theredlabelledbottleonthetable。Theroominthehotelwithhuntingpictures。Stuffyitwas。SunlightthroughtheslatsoftheVenetianblinds。Thecoroner’sears,bigandhairy。Bootsgivingevidence。Thoughthewasasleepfirst。Thensawlikeyellowstreaksonhisface。Hadslippeddowntothefootofthebed。Verdict:overdose。Deathbymisadventure。Theletter。FormysonLeopold。
  Nomorepain。Wakenomore。Nobodyowns。
  ThecarriagerattledswiftlyalongBlessingtonstreet。Overthestones——
  Wearegoingthepace,Ithink,MartinCunninghamsaid——
  Godgranthedoesn’tupsetusontheroad,MrPowersaid——
  Ihopenot,MartinCunninghamsaid。ThatwillbeagreatracetomorrowinGermany。TheGordonBennett——
  Yes,byJove,MrDedalussaid。Thatwillbeworthseeing,faith。
  AstheyturnedintoBerkeleystreetastreetorganneartheBasinsentoverandafterthemarollickingrattlingsongofthehalls。HasanybodyhereseenKelly?Kayeedoubleellwy。DeadmarchfromSaul。He’sasbadasoldAntonio。Heleftmeonmyownio。Pirouette!TheMaterMisericordiae。Ecclesstreet。Myhousedownthere。Bigplace。Wardforincurablesthere。Veryencouraging。OurLady’sHospiceforthedying。Deadhousehandyunderneath。WhereoldMrsRiordandied。Theylookterriblethewomen。Herfeedingcupandrubbinghermouthwiththespoon。Thenthescreenroundherbedforhertodie。Niceyoungstudentthatwasdressedthatbitethebeegaveme。He’sgoneovertothelying-inhospitaltheytoldme。Fromoneextremetotheother。
  Thecarriagegallopedroundacorner:stopped——
  What’swrongnow?
  Adivideddroveofbrandedcattlepassedthewindows,lowing,slouchingbyonpaddedhoofs,whiskingtheirtailsslowlyontheirclottedbonycroups。Outsidethemandthroughthemranraddledsheepbleatingtheirfear——
  Emigrants,MrPowersaid——
  Huuuh!thedrover’svoicecried,hisswitchsoundingontheirflanks。Huuuh!Outofthat!
  Thursdayofcourse。Tomorrowiskillingday。Springers。Cuffesoldthemabouttwentysevenquideach。ForLiverpoolprobably。RoastbeefforoldEngland。Theybuyupallthejuicyones。Andthenthefifthquarterislost:allthatrawstuff,hide,hair,horns。Comestoabigthinginayear。Deadmeattrade。Byproductsoftheslaughterhousesfortanneries,soap,margarine。WonderifthatdodgeworksnowgettingdickymeatoffthetrainatClonsilla。
  Thecarriagemovedonthroughthedrove——
  Ican’tmakeoutwhythecorporationdoesn’trunatramlinefromtheparkgatetothequays,MrBloomsaid。Allthoseanimalscouldbetakenintrucksdowntotheboats——
  Insteadofblockingupthethoroughfare,MartinCunninghamsaid。Quiteright。Theyoughtto——
  Yes,MrBloomsaid,andanotherthingIoftenthoughtistohavemunicipalfuneraltramsliketheyhaveinMilan,youknow。Runthelineouttothecemeterygatesandhavespecialtrams,hearseandcarriageandall。Don’tyouseewhatImean?——
  Othatbedamnedforastory,MrDedalussaid。Pullmancarandsaloondiningroom——
  ApoorlookoutforCorny,MrPoweradded——
  Why?MrBloomasked,turningtoMrDedalus。Wouldn’titbemoredecentthangallopingtwoabreast?——
  Well,there’ssomethinginthat,MrDedalusgranted——
  And,MartinCunninghamsaid,wewouldn’thavesceneslikethatwhenthehearsecapsizedroundDunphy’sandupsetthecoffinontotheroad——
  Thatwasterrible,MrPower’sshockedfacesaid,andthecorpsefellabouttheroad。Terrible!——
  FirstroundDunphy’s,MrDedalusaid,nodding。GordonBennettcup——
  PraisesbetoGod!MartinCunninghamsaidpiously。
  Bom!Upset。Acoffinbumpedoutontotheroad。Burstopen。PaddyDignamshotoutandrollingoverstiffinthedustinabrownhabittoolargeforhim。Redface:greynow。Mouthfallenopen。Askingwhat’supnow。Quiterighttocloseit。Lookshorridopen。Thentheinsidesdecomposequickly。Muchbettertocloseupalltheorifices。Yes,also。Withwax。Thesphincterloose。Sealupall——
  Dunphy’s,MrPowerannouncedasthecarriageturnedright。
  Dunphy’scorner。Mourningcoachesdrawnupdrowningtheirgrief。Apausebythewayside。Tiptoppositionforapub。Expectwe’llpulluphereonthewaybacktodrinkhishealth。Passroundtheconsolation。Elixiroflife。
  Butsupposenowitdidhappen。Wouldhebleedifanailsaycuthimintheknockingabout?Hewouldandhewouldn’t,Isuppose。Dependsonwhere。Thecirculationstops。Stillsomemightoozeoutofanartery。Itwouldbebettertoburytheminred:adarkred。
  InsilencetheydrovealongPhibsboroughroad。Anemptyhearsetrottedby,comingfromthecemetery:looksrelieved。
  Crossgunsbridge:theroyalcanal。
  Waterrushedroaringthroughthesluices。Amanstoodonhisdroppingbargebetweenclampsofturf。Onthetowpathbythelockaslacktetheredhorse。AboardoftheBugabu。
  Theireyeswatchedhim。OntheslowweedywaterwayhehadfloatedonhisraftcoastwardoverIrelanddrawnbyahaulageropepastbedsofreeds,overslime,mud-chokedbottles,carriondogs。Athlone,Mullingar,Moyvalley,IcouldmakeawalkingtourtoseeMillybythecanal。Orcycledown。Hiresomeoldcrock,safety。Wrenhadonetheotherdayattheauctionbutalady’s。Developingwaterways。JamesM’Cann’shobbytorowmeo’ertheferry。Cheapertransit。Byeasystages。Houseboats。Campingout。Alsohearses。Toheavenbywater。PerhapsIwillwithoutwriting。Comeasasurprise,Leixlip,Clonsilla。Droppingdown,lockbylocktoDublin。Withturffromthemidlandbogs。Salute。Heliftedhisbrownstrawhat,salutingPaddyDignam。
  TheydroveonpastBrianBoroimhehouse。Nearitnow——
  IwonderhowisourfriendFogartygettingon,MrPowersaid——
  BetteraskTomKernan,MrDedalussaid——
  Howisthat?MartinCunninghamsaid。LefthimweepingIsuppose——
  Thoughlosttosight,MrDedalussaid,tomemorydear。
  ThecarriagesteeredleftforFinglasroad。
  Thestonecutter’syardontheright。lap。Crowdedonthespitoflandsilentshapesappeared,white,sorrowful,holdingoutcalmhands,kneltingrief,pointing。Fragmentsofshapes,hewn。Inwhitesilence:appealing。Thebestobtainable。Thos。H。Dennany,monumentalbuilderandsculptor。
  Passed。
  OnthecurbstonebeforeJimmyGearythesexton’sanoldtrampsat,grumbling,emptyingthedirtandstonesoutofhishugedustbrownyawningboot。Afterlife’sjourney。
  Gloomygardensthenwentby,onebyone:gloomyhouses。
  MrPowerpointed——
  ThatiswhereChildswasmurdered,hesaid。Thelasthouse——
  Soitis,MrDedalussaid。Agruesomecase。SeymourBushegothimoff。Murderedhisbrother。Orsotheysaid——
  Thecrownhadnoevidence,MrPowersaid——
  Onlycircumstantial,MartinCunninghamsaid。That’sthemaximofthelaw。Betterforninetynineguiltytoescapethanforoneinnocentpersontobewrongfullycondemned。
  Theylooked。Murderer’sground。Itpasseddarkly。Shuttered,tenantless,unweededgarden。Wholeplacegonetohell。Wrongfullycondemned。Murder。Themurderer’simageintheeyeofthemurdered。Theylovereadingaboutit。Man’sheadfoundinagarden。Herclothingconsistedof。Howshemetherdeath。Recentoutrage。Theweaponused。Murdererisstillatlarge。Clues。Ashoelace。Thebodytobeexhumed。Murderwillout。
  Crampedinthiscarriage。Shemightn’tlikemetocomethatwaywithoutlettingherknow。Mustbecarefulaboutwomen。Catchthemoncewiththeirpantsdown。Neverforgiveyouafter。Fifteen。
  ThehighrailingsofProspectsrippledpasttheirgaze。Darkpoplars,rarewhiteforms。Formsmorefrequent,whiteshapesthrongedamidthetrees,whiteformsandfragmentsstreamingbymutely,sustainingvaingesturesontheair。
  Thefellyharshedagainstthecurbstone:stopped。MartinCunninghamputouthisarmand,wrenchingbackthehandle,shovedthedooropenwithhisknee。Hesteppedout。MrPowerandMrDedalusfollowed。
  Changethatsoapnow。MrBloom’shandunbuttonedhishippocketswiftlyandtransferredthepaperstucksoaptohisinnerhandkerchiefpocket。Hesteppedoutofthecarriage,replacingthenewspaperhisotherhandstillheld。
  Paltryfuneral:coachandthreecarriages。It’sallthesame。Pallbearers,goldreins,requiemmass,firingavolley。Pompofdeath。Beyondthehindcarriageahawkerstoodbyhisbarrowofcakesandfruit。Simnelcakesthoseare,stucktogether:cakesforthedead。Dogbiscuits。Whoatethem?Mournerscomingout。
  Hefollowedhiscompanions。MrKernanandNedLambertfollowed,Hyneswalkingafterthem。CornyKelleherstoodbytheopenedhearseandtookoutthetwowreaths。Hehandedonetotheboy。
  Whereisthatchild’sfuneraldisappearedto?
  AteamofhorsespassedfromFinglaswithtoilingploddingtread,draggingthroughthefunerealsilenceacreakingwaggononwhichlayagraniteblock。Thewaggonermarchingattheirheadsaluted。
  Coffinnow。Gotherebeforeus,deadasheis。Horselookingroundatitwithhisplumeskeowways。Dulleye:collartightonhisneck,pressingonabloodvesselorsomething。Dotheyknowwhattheycartouthereeveryday?Mustbetwentyorthirtyfuneralseveryday。ThenMountJeromefortheprotestants。Funeralsallovertheworldeverywhereeveryminute。Shovellingthemunderbythecartloaddoublequick。Thousandseveryhour。Toomanyintheworld。
  Mournerscameoutthroughthegates:womanandagirl。Leanjawedharpy,hardwomanatabargain,herbonnetawry。Girl’sfacestainedwithdirtandtears,holdingthewoman’sarmlookingupatherforasigntocry。Fish’sface,bloodlessandlivid。
  Themutesshoulderedthecoffinandboreitinthroughthegates。Somuchdeadweight。Feltheaviermyselfsteppingoutofthatbath。Firstthestiff:thenthefriendsofthestiff。CornyKelleherandtheboyfollowedwiththeirwreaths。Whoisthatbesidethem?Ah,thebrother-in-law。
  Allwalkedafter。
  MartinCunninghamwhispered:——
  IwasinmortalagonywithyoutalkingofsuicidebeforeBloom——
  What?MrPowerwhispered。Howso?——
  Hisfatherpoisonedhimself,MartinCunninghamwhispered。HadtheQueen’shotelinEnnis。YouheardhimsayhewasgoingtoClare。Anniversary——
  OGod!MrPowerwhispered。FirstIheardofit。Poisonedhimself!
  Heglancedbehindhimtowhereafacewithdarkthinkingeyesfollowedtowardsthecardinal’smausoleum。Speaking——
  Washeinsured?MrBloomasked——
  Ibelieveso,MrKernananswered,butthepolicywasheavilymortgaged。MartinistryingtogettheyoungsterintoArtane——
  Howmanychildrendidheleave?——
  Five。NedLambertsayshe’lltrytogetoneofthegirlsintoTodd’s——
  Asadcase,MrBloomsaidgently。Fiveyoungchildren——
  Agreatblowtothepoorwife,MrKernanadded——
  Indeedyes,MrBloomagreed。
  Hasthelaughathimnow。
  Helookeddownatthebootshehadblackedandpolished。Shehadoutlivedhim,lostherhusband。Moredeadforherthanforme。Onemustoutlivetheother。Wisemensay。Therearemorewomenthanmenintheworld。Condolewithher。Yourterribleloss。Ihopeyou’llsoonfollowhim。ForHinduwidowsonly。Shewouldmarryanother。Him?No。Yetwhoknowsafter?Widowhoodnotthethingsincetheoldqueendied。Drawnonaguncarriage。VictoriaandAlbert。Frogmorememorialmourning。Butintheendsheputafewvioletsinherbonnet。Vaininherheartofhearts。Allforashadow。Consortnotevenaking。Hersonwasthesubstance。Somethingnewtohopefornotlikethepastshewantedback,waiting。Itnevercomes。Onemustgofirst:aloneundertheground:andlienomoreinherwarmbed——
  Howareyou,Simon?NedLambertsaidsoftly,claspinghands。Haven’tseenyouforamonthofSundays——
  Neverbetter。HowareallinCork’sowntown?——
  IwasdowntherefortheCorkparkracesonEasterMonday,NedLambertsaid。Sameoldsixandeightpence。StoppedwithDickTivy——
  AndhowisDick,thesolidman?——
  Nothingbetweenhimselfandheaven,NedLambertanswered——
  BytheholyPaul!MrDedalussaidinsubduedwonder。DickTivybald?——
  Martinisgoingtogetupawhipfortheyoungsters,NedLambertsaid,pointingahead。Afewbobaskull。Justtokeepthemgoingtilltheinsuranceisclearedup——
  Yes,yes,MrDedalussaiddubiously。Isthattheeldestboyinfront?——
  Yes,NedLambertsaid,withthewife’sbrother。JohnHenryMentonisbehind。Heputdownhisnameforaquid——
  I’llengagehedid,MrDedalussaid。IoftentoldpoorPaddyheoughttomindthatjob。JohnHenryisnottheworstintheworld——
  Howdidheloseit?NedLambertasked。Liquor,what?——
  Manyagoodman’sfault,MrDedalussaidwithasigh。
  Theyhaltedaboutthedoorofthemortuarychapel。MrBloomstoodbehindtheboywiththewreath,lookingdownathissleekcombedhairandtheslenderfurrowedneckinsidehisbrandnewcollar。Poorboy!Washetherewhenthefather?Bothunconscious。Lightenupatthelastmomentandrecogniseforthelasttime。Allhemighthavedone。IowethreeshillingstoO’Grady。Wouldheunderstand?Themutesborethecoffinintothechapel。Whichendishishead。
  Afteramomenthefollowedtheothersin,blinkinginthescreenedlight。Thecoffinlayonitsbierbeforethechancel,fourtallyellowcandlesatitscorners。Alwaysinfrontofus。CornyKelleher,layingawreathateachforecorner,beckonedtotheboytokneel。Themournersknelthereandthereinprayingdesks。MrBloomstoodbehindnearthefontand,whenallhadkneltdroppedcarefullyhisunfoldednewspaperfromhispocketandknelthisrightkneeuponit。Hefittedhisblackhatgentlyonhisleftkneeand,holdingitsbrim,bentoverpiously。
  Aserver,bearingabrassbucketwithsomethinginit,cameoutthroughadoor。Thewhitesmockedpriestcameafterhimtidyinghisstolewithonehand,balancingwiththeotheralittlebookagainsthistoad’sbelly。Who’llreadthebook?I,saidtherook。
  Theyhaltedbythebierandthepriestbegantoreadoutofhisbookwithafluentcroak。
  FatherCoffey。Iknewhisnamewaslikeacoffin。Dominenamine。Bullyaboutthemuzzlehelooks。Bossestheshow。Muscularchristian。Woebetideanyonethatlookscrookedathim:priest。ThouartPeter。BurstsidewayslikeasheepincloverDedalussayshewill。Withabellyonhimlikeapoisonedpup。Mostamusingexpressionsthatmanfinds。Hhhn:burstsideways——
  Nonintresinjudiciumcumservotuo,Domine。
  MakesthemfeelmoreimportanttobeprayedoverinLatin。Requiemmass。Crapeweepers。Blackedgednotepaper。Yournameonthealtarlist。Chillyplacethis。Wanttofeedwell,sittinginthereallthemorninginthegloomkickinghisheelswaitingforthenextplease。Eyesofatoadtoo。Whatswellshimupthatway?Mollygetsswelledaftercabbage。Airoftheplacemaybe。Looksfullupofbadgas。Mustbeaninfernallotofbaagasroundtheplace。Butchersforinstance:theygetlikerawbeefsteaks。Whowastellingme?MervynBrown。DowninthevaultsofsaintWerburgh’slovelyoldorganhundredandfiftytheyhavetoboreaholeinthecoffinssometimestoletoutthebadgasandburnit。Outitrushes:blue。Onewhiffofthatandyou’reagoner。
  Mykneecapishurtingme。Ow。That’sbetter。
  Thepriesttookastickwithaknobattheendofitoutoftheboy’sbucketandshookitoverthecoffin。Thenhewalkedtotheotherendandshookitagain。Thenhecamebackandputitbackinthebucket。Asyouwerebeforeyourested。It’sallwrittendown:hehastodoit——
  Etnenosinducasintentationem。
  Theserverpipedtheanswersinthetreble。Ioftenthoughtitwouldbebettertohaveboyservants。Uptofifteenorso。Afterthatofcourse。
  Holywaterthatwas,Iexpect。Shakingsleepoutofit。Hemustbefedupwiththatjob,shakingthatthingoverallthecorpsestheytrotup。Whatharmifhecouldseewhathewasshakingitover。Everymortaldayafreshbatch:middleagedmen,oldwomen,children,womendeadinchildbirth,menwithbeards,baldheadedbusinessmen,consumptivegirlswithlittlesparrow’sbreasts。Alltheyearroundheprayedthesamethingoverthemalladshookwaterontopofthem:sleep。OnDignamnow——
  Inparadisum。
  Saidhewasgoingtoparadiseorisinparadise。Saysthatovereverybody。Tiresomekindofajob。Buthehastosaysomething。
  Thepriestclosedhisbookandwentoff,followedbytheserver。CornyKelleheropenedthesidedoorsandthegravediggerscamein,hoistedthecoffinagain,carrieditoutandshoveditontheircart。CornyKellehergaveonewreathtotheboyandonetothebrother-in-law。Allfollowedthemoutofthesidedoorsintothemildgreyair。MrBloomcamelast,foldinghispaperagainintohispocket。Hegazedgravelyatthegroundtillthecoffincartwheeledofftotheleft。Themetalwheelsgroundthegravelwithasharpgratingcryandthepackofbluntbootsfollowedthebarrowalongalaneofsepulchres。
  ThereetheratheFeetheratheroo。Lord,Imustn’tlilthere——
  TheO’Connellcircle,MrDedalussaidabouthim。
  MrPower’ssofteyeswentuptotheapexoftheloftycone——
  He’satrest,hesaid,inthemiddleofhispeople,oldDanO’。ButhisheartisburiedinRome。Howmanybrokenheartsareburiedhere,Simon!——
  Hergraveisoverthere,Jack,MrDedalussaid。I’Ilsoonbestretchedbesideher。LetHimtakemewheneverHelikes。
  Breakingdown,hebegantoweeptohimselfquietly,stumblingalittleinhiswalk。MrPowertookhisarm——
  She’sbetterwheresheis,hesaidkindly——
  Isupposeso,MrDedalussaidwithaweakgasp。Isupposesheisinheavenifthereisaheaven。
  CornyKellehersteppedasidefromhisrankandallowedthemournerstoplodby——
  Sadoccasions,MrKernanbeganpolitely。
  MrBloomclosedhiseyesandsadlytwicebowedhishead——
  Theothersareputtingontheirhats,MrKernansaid。Isupposewecandosotoo。Wearethelast。Thiscemeteryisatreacherousplace。
  Theycoveredtheirheads——
  Thereverendgentlemanreadtheservicetooquickly,don’tyouthink?MrKernansaidwithreproof。
  MrBloomnoddedgravely,lookinginthequickbloodshoteyes。Secreteyes,secretsearchingeyes。Mason,Ithink:notsure。Besidehimagain。Wearethelast。Inthesameboat。Hopehe’llsaysomethingelse。
  MrKernanadded:——
  TheserviceoftheIrishchurch,usedinMountJerome,issimpler,moreimpressive,Imustsay。
  MrBloomgaveprudentassent。Thelanguageofcoursewasanotherthing。
  MrKernansaidwithsolemnity:——
  Iamtheresurrectionandthelife。Thattouchesaman’sinmostheart——
  Itdoes,MrBloomsaid。
  Yourheartperhapsbutwhatpricethefellowinthesixfeetbytwowithhistoestothedaisies?Notouchingthat。Seatoftheaffections。Brokenheart。Apumpafterall,pumpingthousandsofgallonsofbloodeveryday。Onefinedayitgetsbungedupandthereyouare。Lotsofthemlyingaroundhere:lungs,hearts,livers。Oldrustypumps:damnthethingelse。Theresurrectionandthelife。Onceyouaredeadyouaredead。Thatlastdayidea。Knockingthemallupoutoftheirgraves。Comeforth,Lazarus!Andhecamefifthandlostthejob。Getup!day!Theneveryfellowmousingaroundforhisliverandhislightsandtherestofhistraps。Finddamnallofhimselfthatmorning。Pennyweightofpowderinaskull。Twelvegrammesonepennyweight。Troymeasure。
  CornyKelleherfellintostepattheirside——
  EverythingwentoffA1,hesaid。What?
  Helookedonthemfromhisdrawlingeye。Policeman’sshoulders。Withyourtooraloomtooraloom——
  Asitshouldbe,MrKernansaid——
  What?Eh?CornyKellehersaid。
  MrKernanassuredhim——
  WhoisthatchapbehindwithTomKernan?JohnHenryMentonasked。Iknowhisface。
  NedLambertglancedback——
  Bloom,hesaid,MadamMarionTweedythatwas,is,Imean,thesoprano。She’shiswife——
  O,tobesure,JohnHenryMentonsaid。Ihaven’tseenherforsometime。Shewasafinelookingwoman。Idancedwithher,wait,fifteenseventeengoldenyearsago,atMatDillon’s,inRoundtown。Andagoodarmfulshewas。
  Helookedbehindthroughtheothers——
  Whatishe?heasked。Whatdoeshedo?Wasn’theinthestationeryline?Ifellfoulofhimoneevening,Iremember,atbowls。
  NedLambertsmiled——
  Yes,hewas,hesaid,inWisdomHely’s。Atravellerforblottingpaper——
  InGod’sname,JohnHenryMentonsaid,whatdidshemarryacoonlikethatfor?Shehadplentyofgameinherthen——
  Hasstill,NedLambertsaid。Hedoessomecanvassingforads。
  JohnHenryMenton’slargeeyesstaredahead。
  Thebarrowturnedintoasidelane。Aportlyman,ambushedamongthegrasses,raisedhishatinhomage。Thegravediggerstouchedtheircaps——
  JohnO’Connell,MrPowersaid,pleased。Heneverforgetsafriend。
  MrO’Connellshookalltheirhandsinsilence。MrDedalussaid:——
  Iamcometopayyouanothervisit——
  MydearSimon,thecaretakeransweredinalowvoice。Idon’twantyourcustomatall。
  SalutingNedLambertandJohnHenryMentonhewalkedonatMartinCunningham’sside,puzzlingtwokeysathisback——
  Didyouhearthatone,heaskedthem,aboutMulcahyfromtheCoombe?——
  Ididnot,MartinCunninghamsaid。
  TheybenttheirsilkhatsinconcertandHynesinclinedhisear。Thecaretakerhunghisthumbsintheloopsofhisgoldwatchchainandspokeinadiscreettonetotheirvacantsmiles——
  Theytellthestory,hesaid,thattwodrunkscameouthereonefoggyeveningtolookforthegraveofafriendoftheirs。TheyaskedforMulcahyfromtheCoombeandweretoldwherehewasburied。Aftertraipsingaboutinthefogtheyfoundthegrave,sureenough。Oneofthedrunksspeltoutthename:TerenceMulcahy。TheotherdrunkwasblinkingupatastatueofourSaviourthewidowhadgotputup。
  Thecaretakerblinkedupatoneofthesepulchrestheypassed。Heresumed:——
  And,afterblinkingupatthesacredfigure,Notabloodybitliketheman,sayshe。That’snotMulcahy,sayshe,whoeverdoneit。
  RewardedbysmileshefellbackandspokewithCornyKelleher,acceptingthedocketsgivenhim,turningthemoverandscanningthemashewalked——
  That’salldonewithapurpose,MartinCunninghamexplainedtoHynes——
  Iknow,Hynessaid,Iknowthat——
  Tocheerafellowup,MartinCunninghamsaid。It’spuregoodheartedness:damnthethingelse。