首页 >出版文学> Ulysses(尤利西斯)>第1章
  STATELY,PLUMPBUCKMULLIGANCAMEFROMTHESTAIRHEAD,bearingabowloflatheronwhichamirrorandarazorlaycrossed。Ayellowdressinggown,ungirdled,wassustainedgently-behindhimbythemildmorningair。Heheldthebowlaloftandintoned:——
  IntroiboadaltareDei。
  Halted,hepeereddownthedarkwindingstairsandcalledupcoarsely:——
  Comeup,Kinch。Comeup,youfearfuljesuit。
  Solemnlyhecameforwardandmountedtheroundgunrest。Hefacedaboutandblessedgravelythricethetower,thesurroundingcountryandtheawakingmountains。Then,catchingsightofStephenDedalus,hebenttowardshimandmaderapidcrossesintheair,gurglinginhisthroatandshakinghishead。StephenDedalus,displeasedandsleepy,leanedhisarmsonthetopofthestaircaseandlookedcoldlyattheshakinggurglingfacethatblessedhim,equineinitslength,andatthelightuntonsuredhair,grainedandhuedlikepaleoak。
  BuckMulliganpeepedaninstantunderthemirrorandthencoveredthebowlsmartly——
  Backtobarracks,hesaidsternly。
  Headdedinapreacher’stone:——
  Forthis,Odearlybeloved,isthegenuineChristine:bodyandsoulandbloodandouns。Slowmusic,please。Shutyoureyes,gents。Onemoment。Alittletroubleaboutthosewhitecorpuscles。Silence,all。
  Hepeeredsidewaysupandgavealonglowwhistleofcall,thenpausedawhileinraptattention,hisevenwhiteteethglisteninghereandtherewithgoldpoints。Chrysostomos。Twostrongshrillwhistlesansweredthroughthecalm——
  Thanks,oldchap,hecriedbriskly。Thatwilldonicely。Switchoffthecurrent,willyou?
  Heskippedoffthegunrestandlookedgravelyathiswatcher,gatheringabouthislegstheloosefoldsofhisgown。Theplumpshadowedfaceandsullenovaljowlrecalledaprelate,patronofartsinthemiddleages。Apleasantsmilebrokequietlyoverhislips——
  Themockeryofit,hesaidgaily。Yourabsurdname,anancientGreek。
  Hepointedhisfingerinfriendlyjestandwentovertotheparapet,laughingtohimself。StephenDedalussteppedup,followedhimwearilyhalfwayandsatdownontheedgeofthegunrest,watchinghimstillasheproppedhismirrorontheparapet,dippedthebrushinthebowlandlatheredcheeksandneck。
  BuckMulligan’sgayvoicewenton——
  Mynameisabsurdtoo:MalachiMulligan,twodactyls。ButithasaHellenicring,hasn’tit?Trippingandsunnylikethebuckhimself。WemustgotoAthens。WillyoucomeifIcangettheaunttoforkouttwentyquid?
  Helaidthebrushasideand,laughingwithdelight,cried:——
  Willhecome?Thejejunejesuit。
  Ceasing,hebegantoshavewithcare——
  Tellme,Mulligan,Stephensaidquietly——
  Yes,mylove?——
  HowlongisHainesgoingtostayinthistower?
  BuckMulliganshowedashavencheekoverhisrightshoulder——
  God,isn’thedreadful?hesaidfrankly。AponderousSaxon。Hethinksyou’renotagentleman。God,thesebloodyEnglish。Burstingwithmoneyandindigestion。BecausehecomesfromOxford。Youknow,Dedalus;youhavetherealOxfordmanner。Hecan’tmakeyouout。O,mynameforyouisthebest:Kinch,theknife-blade。
  Heshavedwarilyoverhischin——
  Hewasravingallnightaboutablackpanther,Stephensaid。Whereishisguncase?——
  Awofullunatic,Mulligansaid。Wereyouinafunk?——
  Iwas,Stephensaidwithenergyandgrowingfear。OuthereinthedarkwithamanIdon’tknowravingandmoaningtohimselfaboutshootingablackpanther。Yousavedmenfromdrowning。I’mnotahero,however。IfhestaysonhereIamoff。
  BuckMulliganfrownedatthelatheronhisrazorblade。Hehoppeddownfromhisperchandbegantosearchhistrouserpocketshastily——
  Scutter,hecriedthickly。
  Hecameovertothegunrestand,thrustingahandintoStephen’supperpocket,said:——
  Lendusaloanofyournoseragtowipemyrazor。
  Stephensufferedhimtopulloutandholduponshowbyitscorneradirtycrumpledhandkerchief。BuckMulliganwipedtherazorbladeneatly。Then,gazingoverthehandkerchief,hesaid:——
  Thebard’snoserag。AnewartcolourforourIrishpoets:snotgreen。Youcanalmosttasteit,can’tyou?
  HemountedtotheparapetagainandgazedoutoverDublinbay,hisfairoakpalehairstirringslightly——
  God,hesaidquietly。Isn’ttheseawhatAlgycallsit:agreysweetmother?Thesnotgreensea。Thescrotumtighteningsea。Epioinopaponton。Ah,Dedalus,theGreeks。Imustteachyou。Youmustreadthemintheoriginal。Thalatta!Thalatta!Sheisourgreatsweetmother。Comeandlook。
  Stephenstoodupandwentovertotheparapet。LeaningonithelookeddownonthewaterandonthemailboatclearingtheharbourmouthofKingstown——
  Ourmightymother,BuckMulligansaid。
  HeturnedabruptlyhisgreatsearchingeyesfromtheseatoStephen’sface——
  Theauntthinksyoukilledyourmother,hesaid。That’swhyshewon’tletmehaveanythingtodowithyou——
  Someonekilledher,Stephensaidgloomily——
  Youcouldhavekneltdown,damnit,Kinch,whenyourdyingmotheraskedyou,BuckMulligansaid。I’mhyperboreanasmuchasyou。Buttothinkofyourmotherbeggingyouwithherlastbreathtokneeldownandprayforher。Andyourefused。Thereissomethingsinisterinyou。
  Hebrokeoffandlatheredagainlightlyhisfarthercheek。Atolerantsmilecurledhislips——
  Butalovelymummer,hemurmuredtohimself。Kinch,theloveliestmummerofthemall。
  Heshavedevenlyandwithcare,insilence,seriously。
  Stephen,anelbowrestedonthejaggedgranite,leanedhispalmagainsthisbrowandgazedatthefrayingedgeofhisshinyblackcoat-sleeve。Pain,thatwasnotyetthepainoflove,frettedhisheart。Silently,inadreamshehadcometohimafterherdeath,herwastedbodywithinitsloosebrowngrave-clothesgivingoffanodourofwaxandrosewood,herbreath,thathadbentuponhim,mute,reproachful,afaintodourofwettedashes。Acrossthethreadbarecuffedgehesawtheseahailedasagreatsweetmotherbythewell-fedvoicebesidehim。Theringofbayandskylineheldadullgreenmassofliquid。Abowlofwhitechinahadstoodbesideherdeathbedholdingthegreensluggishbilewhichshehadtornupfromherrottingliverbyfitsofloudgroaningvomiting。
  BuckMulliganwipedagainhisrazorblade——
  Ah,poordogsbody,hesaidinakindvoice。Imustgiveyouashirtandfewnoserags。Howarethesecondhandbreeks?——
  Theyfitwellenough,Stephenanswered。
  BuckMulliganattackedthehollowbeneathhisunderlip——
  Themockeryofit,hesaidcontentedly,secondlegtheyshouldbe。Godknowswhatpoxybowsyleftthemoff。Ihavealovelypairwithahairstripe,grey。You’lllookspiffinginthem。I’mnotjoking,Kinch。Youlookdamnwellwhenyou’redressed——
  Thanks,Stephensaid。Ican’twearthemiftheyaregrey——
  Hecan’twearthem,BuckMulligantoldhisfaceinthemirror。Etiquetteisetiquette。Hekillshismotherbuthecan’tweargreytrousers。
  Hefoldedhisrazorneatlyandwithstrokingpalpsoffingersfeltthesmoothskin。
  Stephenturnedhisgazefromtheseaandtotheplumpfacewithitssmokebluemobileeyes——
  ThatfellowIwaswithintheShiplastnight,saidBuckMulligan,saysyouhaveg。p。i。He’supinDottyvillewithConollyNorman。Generalparalysisoftheinsane。
  Hesweptthemirrorahalfcircleintheairtoflashthetidingsabroadinsunlightnowradiantonthesea。Hiscurlingshavenlipslaughedandtheedgesofhiswhiteglitteringteeth。Laughterseizedallhisstrongwellknittrunk——
  Lookatyourself,hesaid,youdreadfulbard。
  Stephenbentforwardandpeeredatthemirrorheldouttohim,cleftbyacrookedcrack,haironend。Asheandothersseeme。Whochosethisfaceforme?Thisdogsbodytoridofvermin。Itasksmetoo——
  Ipincheditoutoftheskivvy’sroom,BuckMulligansaid。Itdoesherallright。Theauntalwayskeepsplain-lookingservantsforMalachi。Leadhimnotintotemptation。AndhernameisUrsula。
  Laughingagain,hebroughtthemirrorawayfromStephen’speeringeyes——
  TherageofCalibanatnotseeinghisfaceinamirror,hesaid。IfWildewereonlyalivetoseeyou。
  Drawingbackandpointing,Stephensaidwithbitterness:——
  ItisasymbolofIrishart。ThecrackedlookingglassofaBuckMulligansuddenlylinkedhisarminStephen’sandwalkedwithhimroundthetower,hisrazorandmirrorclackinginthepocketwherehehadthrustthem——
  It’snotfairtoteaseyoulikethat,Kinch,isit?hesaidkindly。Godknowsyouhavemorespiritthananyofthem。
  Parriedagain。HefearsthelancetofmyartasIfearthatofhis。Thecoldsteelpen——
  Crackedlookingglassofaservant。Tellthattotheoxychapdownstairsandtouchhimforaguinea。He’sstinkingwithmoneyandthinksyou’renotagentleman。HisoldfellowmadehistinbysellingjalaptoZulusorsomebloodyswindleorother。God,Kinch,ifyouandIcouldonlyworktogetherwemightdosomethingfortheisland。Helleniseit。
  Cranly’sarm。Hisarm——
  Andtothinkofyourhavingtobegfromtheseswine。I’mtheonlyonethatknowswhatyouare。Whydon’tyoutrustmemore?Whathaveyouupyournoseagainstme?IsitHaines?IfhemakesanynoisehereI’llbringdownSeymourandwe’llgivehimaraggingworsethantheygaveCliveKempthorpe。
  YoungshoutsofmoneyedvoicesinCliveKempthorpe’srooms。Palefaces:theyholdtheirribswithlaughter,oneclaspinganother,O,Ishallexpire!Breakthenewstohergently,Aubrey!Ishalldie!Withslitribbonsofhisshirtwhippingtheairhehopsandhobblesroundthetable,withtrousersdownatheels,chasedbyAdesofMagdalenwiththetailor’sshears。Ascaredcalf’sfacegildedwithmarmalade。Idon’twanttobedebagged!Don’tyouplaythegiddyoxwithme!
  Shoutsfromtheopenwindowstartlingeveninginthequadrangle。Adeafgardener,aproned,maskedwithMatthewArnold’sface,pusheshismoweronthesombrelawnwatchingnarrowlythedancingmotesofgrasshalms。
  Toourselves……newpaganism……omphalos——
  Lethimstay,Stephensaid。There’snothingwrongwithhimexceptatnight——
  Thenwhatisit?BuckMulliganaskedimpatiently。Coughitup。I’mquitefrankwithyou。Whathaveyouagainstmenow?
  Theyhalted,lookingtowardsthebluntcapeofBrayHeadthatlayonthewaterlikethesnoutofasleepingwhale。Stephenfreedhisarmquietly——
  Doyouwishmetotellyou?heasked——
  Yes,whatisit?BuckMulligananswered。Idon’trememberanything。
  HelookedinStephen’sfaceashespoke。Alightwindpassedhisbrow,fanningsoftlyhisfairuncombedhairandstirringsilverpointsofanxietyinhiseyes。
  Stephen,depressedbyhisownvoice,said:——
  DoyourememberthefirstdayIwenttoyourhouseaftermymother’sdeath?
  BuckMulliganfrownedquicklyandsaid:——
  What?Where?Ican’trememberanything。Irememberonlyideasandsensations。Why?WhathappenedinthenameofGod?——
  Youweremakingtea,Stephensaid,andIwentacrossthelandingtogetmorehotwater。Yourmotherandsomevisitorcameoutofthedrawingroom。Sheaskedyouwhowasinyourroom——
  Yes?BuckMulligansaid。WhatdidIsay?Iforget——
  Yousaid,Stephenanswered,O,it’sonlyDedaluswhosemotherisbeastlydead。
  AflushwhichmadehimseemyoungerandmoreengagingrosetoBuckMulligan’scheek——
  DidIsaythat?heasked。Well?Whatharmisthat?
  Heshookhisconstraintfromhimnervously——
  Andwhatisdeath,heasked,yourmother’soryoursormyown?Yousawonlyyourmotherdie。IseethempopoffeverydayintheMaterandRichmondandcutupintotripesinthedissectingroom。It’sabeastlythingandnothingelse。Itsimplydoesn’tmatter。Youwouldn’tkneeldowntoprayforyourmotheronherdeathbedwhensheaskedyou。Why?Becauseyouhavethecursedjesuitstraininyou,onlyit’sinjectedthewrongway。Tomeit’sallamockeryandbeastly。Hercerebrallobesarenotfunctioning。ShecallsthedoctorSirPeterTeazleandpicksbuttercupsoffthequilt。Humourhertillit’sover。YoucrossedherlastwishindeathandyetyousulkwithmebecauseIdon’twhingelikesomehiredmutefromLalouette’s。Absurd!IsupposeIdidsayit。Ididn’tmeantooffendthememoryofyourmother。
  Hehadspokenhimselfintoboldness。Stephen,shieldingthegapingwoundswhichthewordshadleftinhisheart,saidverycoldly:——
  Iamnotthinkingoftheoffencetomymother——
  Ofwhat,then?BuckMulliganasked——
  Oftheoffencetome,Stephenanswered。
  BuckMulliganswungroundonhisheel——
  O,animpossibleperson!heexclaimed。
  Hewalkedoffquicklyroundtheparapet。Stephenstoodathispost,gazingoverthecalmseatowardstheheadland。Seaandheadlandnowgrewdim。Pulseswerebeatinginhiseyes,veilingtheirsight,andhefeltthefeverofhischeeks。
  Avoicewithinthetowercalledloudly:——
  Areyouupthere,Mulligan?——
  I’mcoming,BuckMulligananswered。
  HeturnedtowardsStephenandsaid:——
  Lookatthesea。Whatdoesitcareaboutoffences?ChuckLoyola,Kinch,andcomeondown。TheSassenachwantshismorningrashers。
  Hisheadhaltedagainforamomentatthetopofthestaircase,levelwiththeroof——
  Don’tmopeoveritallday,hesaid。I’minconsequent。Giveupthemoodybrooding。
  Hisheadvanishedbutthedroneofhisdescendingvoiceboomedoutofthestairhead:
  Andnomoreturnasideandbrood
  Uponlove’sbittermystery
  ForFergusrulesthebrazencars。
  Woodshadowsfloatedsilentlybythroughthemorningpeacefromthestairheadseawardwherehegazed。Inshoreandfartheroutthemirrorofwaterwhitened,spurnedbylightshodhurryingfeet。Whitebreastofthedimsea。Thetwiningstresses,twobytwo。Ahandpluckingtheharpstringsmergingtheirtwiningchords。Wavewhiteweddedwordsshimmeringonthedimtide。
  Acloudbegantocoverthesunslowly,shadowingthebayindeepergreen。Itlaybehindhim,abowlofbitterwaters。Fergus’song:Isangitaloneinthehouse,holdingdownthelongdarkchords。Herdoorwasopen:shewantedtohearmymusic。SilentwithaweandpityIwenttoherbedside。Shewascryinginherwretchedbed。Forthosewords,Stephen:love’sbittermystery。
  Wherenow?
  Hersecrets:oldfeatherfans,tasselleddancecards,powderedwithmusk,agaudofamberbeadsinherlockeddrawer。Abirdcagehunginthesunnywindowofherhousewhenshewasagirl。SheheardoldRoycesinginthepantomimeofTurkotheterribleandlaughedwithotherswhenhesang:
  Iamtheboy
  Thatcanenjoy
  Invisibility。
  Phantasmalmirth,foldedaway:muskperfumed。
  Andnomoreturnasideandbrood
  Foldedawayinthememoryofnaturewithhertoys。Memoriesbesethisbroodingbrain。Herglassofwaterfromthekitchentapwhenshehadapproachedthesacrament。Acoredapple,filledwithbrownsugar,roastingforheratthehobonadarkautumnevening。Hershapelyfingernailsreddenedbythebloodofsquashedlicefromthechildren’sshirts。
  Inadream,silently,shehadcometohim,herwastedbodywithinitsloosegraveclothesgivingoffanodourofwaxandrosewood,herbreathbentoverhimwithmutesecretwords,afaintodourofwettedashes。
  Herglazingeyes,staringoutofdeath,toshakeandbendmysoul。Onmealone。Theghostcandletolightheragony。Ghostlylightonthetorturedface。Herhoarseloudbreathrattlinginhorror,whileallprayedontheirknees。Hereyesonmetostrikemedown。Liliatarutilantiumteconfessorumturmacircumdet:iubilantiumtevirginumchorusexcipiat。
  Ghoul!Chewerofcorpses!
  Nomother。Letmebeandletmelive——
  Kinchahoy!
  BuckMulligan’svoicesangfromwithinthetower。Itcamenearerupthestaircase,callingagain。Stephen,stilltremblingathissoul’scry,heardwarmrunningsunlightandintheairbehindhimfriendlywords——
  Dedalus,comedown,likeagoodmosey。Breakfastisready。Hainesisapologizingforwakinguslastnight。It’sallright——
  I’mcoming,Stephensaid,turning——
  Do,forJesus’sake,BuckMulligansaid。Formysakeandforalloursakes。
  Hisheaddisappearedandreappeared——
  ItoldhimyoursymbolofIrishart。Hesaysit’sveryclever。Touchhimforaquid,willyou?Aguinea,Imean——
  Igetpaidthismorning,Stephensaid——
  Theschoolkip?BuckMulligansaid。Howmuch?Fourquid?Lendusone——
  Ifyouwantit,Stephensaid——
  Fourshiningsovereigns,BuckMulligancriedwithdelight。We’llhaveagloriousdrunktoastonishthedruidydruids。Fouromnipotentsovereigns。
  Heflunguphishandsandtrampeddownthestonestairs,singingoutoftunewithaCockneyaccent:
  O,won’twehaveamerrytime
  Drinkingwhisky,beerandwine,
  Oncoronation,
  Coronationday?
  O,won’twehaveamerrytime
  Oncoronationday?
  Warmsunshinemerryingoverthesea。Thenickelshaving-bowlshone,forgotten,ontheparapet。WhyshouldIbringitdown?Orleaveitthereallday,forgottenfriendship?
  Hewentovertoit,helditinhishandsawhile,feelingitscoolness,smellingtheclammyslaverofthelatherinwhichthebrushwasstuck。SoIcarriedtheboatofincensethenatClongowes。Iamanothernowandyetthesame。Aservanttoo。Aserverofaservant。
  InthegloomydomedlivingroomofthetowerBuckMulligan’sgownedformmovedbrisklyaboutthehearthtoandfro,hidingandrevealingitsyellowglow。Twoshaftsofsoftdaylightfellacrosstheflaggedfloorfromthehighbarbicans:andatthemeetingoftheirraysacloudofcoalsmokeandfumesoffriedgreasefloated,turning——
  We’llbechoked,BuckMulligansaid。Haines,openthatdoor,willyou?
  Stephenlaidtheshavingbowlonthelocker。Atallfigurerosefromthehammockwhereithadbeensitting,wenttothedoorwayandpulledopentheinnerdoors——
  Haveyouthekey?avoiceasked——
  Dedalushasit,BuckMulligansaid。JaneyMack,I’mchoked。Hehowledwithoutlookingupfromthefire:——
  Kinch!——
  It’sinthelock,Stephensaid,comingforward。
  Thekeyscrapedroundharshlytwiceand,whentheheavydoorhadbeensetajar,welcomelightandbrightairentered。Hainesstoodatthedoorway,lookingout。Stephenhaledhisupendedvalisetothetableandsatdowntowait。BuckMulligantossedthefryontothedishbesidehim。Thenhecarriedthedishandalargeteapotovertothetable,setthemdownheavilyandsighedwithrelief——
  I’mmelting,hesaid,asthecandleremarkedwhen。
  Buthush。Notawordmoreonthatsubject。Kinch,wakeup。Bread,butter,honey。Haines,comein。Thegrubisready。Blessus,OLord,andthesethygifts。Where’sthesugar?O,jay,there’snomilk。
  Stephenfetchedtheloafandthepotofhoneyandthebuttercoolerfromthelocker。BuckMulligansatdowninasuddenpet——
  Whatsortofakipisthis?hesaid。Itoldhertocomeaftereight——
  Wecandrinkitblack,Stephensaid。There’salemoninthelocker——
  O,damnyouandyourParisfads,BuckMulligansaid。IwantSandycovemilk。
  Hainescameinfromthedoorwayandsaidquietly:——
  Thatwomaniscomingupwiththemilk——
  TheblessingsofGodonyou,BuckMulligancried,jumpingupfromhischair。Sitdown。Pourouttheteathere。Thesugarisinthebag。Here,Ican’tgofumblingatthedamnedeggs。Hehackedthroughthefryonthedishandslappeditoutonthreeplates,saying:——
  InnominePatrisetFiliietSpiritusSancti。
  Hainessatdowntopouroutthetea——
  I’mgivingyoutwolumpseach,hesaid。But,Isay,Mulligan,youdomakestrongtea,don’tyou?
  BuckMulligan,hewingthickslicesfromtheloaf,saidinanoldwoman’swheedlingvoice:——
  WhenImakesteaImakestea,asoldmotherGrogansaid。AndwhenImakeswaterImakeswater——
  ByJove,itistea,Hainessaid。
  BuckMulliganwentonhewingandwheedling:——
  SoIdo,MrsCahill,saysshe。Begob,ma’am,saysMrsCahill,Godsendyoudon’tmakethemintheonepot。
  Helungedtowardshismessmatesinturnathicksliceofbread,impaledonhisknife——
  That’sfolk,hesaidveryearnestly,foryourbook,Haines。FivelinesoftextandtenpagesofnotesaboutthefolkandthefishgodsofDundrum。Printedbytheweirdsistersintheyearofthebigwind。
  HeturnedtoStephenandaskedinafinepuzzledvoice,liftinghisbrows:——
  Canyourecall,brother,ismotherGrogan’steaandwaterpotspokenofintheMabinogionorisitintheUpanishads?——
  Idoubtit,saidStephengravely——
  Doyounow?BuckMulligansaidinthesametone。Yourreasons,pray?——
  Ifancy,Stephensaidasheate,itdidnotexistinoroutoftheMabinogion。MotherGroganwas,oneimagines,akinswomanofMaryAnn。
  BuckMulligan’sfacesmiledwithdelight——
  Charming,hesaidinafinicalsweetvoice,showinghiswhiteteethandblinkinghiseyespleasantly。Doyouthinkshewas?Quitecharming。
  Then,suddenlyovercloudingallhisfeatures,hegrowledinahoarsenedraspingvoiceashehewedagainvigorouslyattheloaf:——
  ForoldMaryAnn
  Shedoesn’tcareadamn,
  But,hisingupherpetticoats……
  Hecrammedhismouthwithfryandmunchedanddroned。
  Thedoorwaywasdarkenedbyanenteringform——
  Themilk,sir——
  Comein,ma’am,Mulligansaid。Kinch,getthejug。
  AnoldwomancameforwardandstoodbyStephen’selbow——
  That’salovelymorning,sir,shesaid。GlorybetoGod——
  Towhom?Mulligansaid,glancingather。Ah,tobesure。Stephenreachedbackandtookthemilkjugfromthelocker——
  Theislanders,MulligansaidtoHainescasually,speakfrequentlyofthecollectorofprepuces——
  Howmuch,sir?askedtheoldwoman——
  Aquart,Stephensaid。
  Hewatchedherpourintothemeasureandthenceintothejugrichwhitemilk,nothers。Oldshrunkenpaps。Shepouredagainameasurefulandatilly。Oldandsecretshehadenteredfromamorningworld,maybeamessenger。Shepraisedthegoodnessofthemilk,pouringitout。Crouchingbyapatientcowatdaybreakinthelushfield,awitchonhertoadstool,herwrinkledfingersquickatthesquirtingdugs。Theylowedaboutherwhomtheyknew,dewsilkycattle。Silkofthekineandpooroldwoman,namesgivenherinoldtimes。Awanderingcrone,lowlyformofanimmortalservingherconquerorandhergaybetrayer,theircommoncuckquean,amessengerfromthesecretmorning。Toserveortoupbraid,whetherhecouldnottell:butscornedtobegherfavour——
  Itisindeed,ma’am,BuckMulligansaid,pouringmilkintotheircups——
  Tasteit,sir,shesaid。
  Hedrankatherbidding——
  Ifwecouldonlyliveongoodfoodlikethat,hesaidtohersomewhatloudly,wewouldn’thavethecountryfullofrottenteethandrottenguts。Livinginabogswamp,eatingcheapfoodandthestreetspavedwithdust,horsedungandconsumptives’spits——
  Areyouamedicalstudent,sir?theoldwomanasked——
  Iam,ma’am,BuckMulligananswered。
  Stephenlistenedinscornfulsilence。Shebowsheroldheadtoavoicethatspeakstoherloudly,herbonesetter,hermedicineman;mesheslights。Tothevoicethatwillshriveandoilforthegraveallthereisofherbutherwoman’suncleanloins,ofman’sfleshmadenotinGod’slikeness,theserpent’sprey。Andtotheloudvoicethatnowbidsherbesilentwithwonderingunsteadyeyes——
  Doyouunderstandwhathesays?Stephenaskedher——
  IsitFrenchyouaretalking,sir?theoldwomansaidtoHaines。
  Hainesspoketoheragainalongerspeech,confidently——
  Irish,BuckMulligansaid。IsthereGaeliconyou?——
  IthoughtitwasIrish,shesaid,bythesoundofit。Areyoufromwest,sir?——
  IamanEnglishman,Hainesanswered——
  He’sEnglish,BuckMulligansaid,andhethinksweoughttospeakIrishinIreland——
  Sureweoughtto,theoldwomansaid,andI’mashamedIdon’tspeakthelanguagemyself。I’mtoldit’sagrandlanguagebythemthatknows——
  Grandisnonameforit,saidBuckMulligan。Wonderfulentirely。Fillusoutsomemoretea,Kinch。Wouldyoulikeacup,ma’am?——
  No,thankyou,sir,theoldwomansaid,slippingtheringofthemilkcanonherforearmandabouttogo。
  Hainessaidtoher:——
  Haveyouyourbill?Wehadbetterpayher,Mulligan,hadn’twe?
  Stephenfilledthethreecups——
  Bill,sir?shesaid,halting。Well,it’ssevenmorningsapintattwopenceisseventwosisashillingandtwopenceoverandthesethreemorningsaquartatfourpenceisthreequartsisashillingandoneandtwoistwoandtwo,sir。
  BuckMulligansighedandhavingfilledhismouthwithacrustthicklybutteredonbothsides,stretchedforthhislegsandbegantosearchhistrouserpockets——
  Payupandlookpleasant,Hainessaidtohimsmiling。
  Stephenfilledathirdcup,aspoonfulofteacolouringfaintlythethickrichmilk。BuckMulliganbroughtupaflorin,twisteditroundinhisfingersandcried:——
  Amiracle!
  Hepasseditalongthetabletowardstheoldwoman,saying:——
  Asknothingmoreofme,sweet。AllIcangiveyouIgive。Stephenlaidthecoininheruneagerhand——
  We’llowetwopence,hesaid——
  Timeenough,sir,shesaid,takingthecoin。Timeenough。Goodmorning,sir。
  Shecurtseyedandwentout,followedbyBuckMulligan’stenderchant:——
  Heartofmyheart,wereitmore,
  Morewouldbelaidatyourfeet。
  HeturnedtoStephenandsaid:——
  Seriously,Dedalus。I’mstony。Hurryouttoyourschoolkipandbringusbacksomemoney。Todaythebardsmustdrinkandjunket。Irelandexpectsthateverymanthisdaywilldohisduty——
  Thatremindsme,Hainessaid,rising,thatIhavetovisityournationallibrarytoday——
  Ourswimfirst,BuckMulligansaid。
  HeturnedtoStephenandaskedblandly:——
  Isthisthedayforyourmonthlywash,Kinch?
  ThenhesaidtoHaines:——
  Theuncleanbardmakesapointofwashingonceamonth——
  AllIrelandiswashedbythegulfstream,Stephensaidashelethoneytrickleoverasliceoftheloaf。
  Hainesfromthecornerwherehewasknottingeasilyascarfabouttheloosecollarofhistennisshirtspoke:——
  Iintendtomakeacollectionofyoursayingsifyouwillletme。
  Speakingtome。Theywashandtubandscrub。Agenbiteofinwit。Conscience。Yethere’saspot——
  ThatoneaboutthecrackedlookingglassofaservantbeingthesymbolofIrishartisdeucedgood。
  BuckMulligankickedStephen’sfootunderthetableandsaidwithwarmthoftone:——
  WaittillyouhearhimonHamlet,Haines——
  Well,Imeanit,Hainessaid,stillspeakingtoStephen。Iwasjustthinkingofitwhenthatpooroldcreaturecamein——
  WouldImakemoneybyit?Stephenasked。
  Haineslaughedand,ashetookhissoftgreyhatfromtheholdfastofthehammock,said:——
  Idon’tknow,I’msure。
  Hestrolledouttothedoorway。BuckMulliganbentacrosstoStephenandsaidwithcoarsevigour:——
  Youputyourhoofinitnow。Whatdidyousaythatfor?——
  Well?Stephensaid。Theproblemistogetmoney。Fromwhom?Fromthemilkwomanorfromhim。It’satossup,Ithink。
  Iblowhimoutaboutyou,BuckMulligansaid,andthenyoucomealongwithyourlousyleerandyourgloomyjesuitjibes——
  Iseelittlehope,Stephensaid,fromherorfromhim。
  BuckMulligansighedtragicallyandlaidhishandonStephen’sarm——
  Fromme,Kinch,hesaid。
  Inasuddenlychangedtoneheadded:——
  TotellyoutheGod’struthIthinkyou’reright。Damnallelsetheyaregoodfor。Whydon’tyouplaythemasIdo?Tohellwiththemall。Letusgetoutofthekip。
  Hestoodup,gravelyungirdledanddisrobedhimselfofhisgown,sayingresignedly:——
  Mulliganisstrippedofhisgarments。
  Heemptiedhispocketsontothetable——
  There’syoursnotrag,hesaid。
  Andputtingonhisstiffcollarandrebellioustie,hespoketothem,chidingthem,andtohisdanglingwatchchain。Hishandsplungedandrummagedinhistrunkwhilehecalledfor-acleanhandkerchief。Agenbiteofinwit。God,we’llsimplyhavetodressthecharacter。Iwantpuceglovesandgreenboots。Contradiction。DoIcontradictmyself?Verywellthen,Icontradictmyself。MercurialMalachi。Alimpblackmissileflewoutofhistalkinghands——
  Andthere’syourLatinquarterhat,hesaid。
  Stephenpickeditupandputiton:Hainescalledtothemfromthedoorway:——
  Areyoucoming,youfellows?——
  I’mready,BuckMulligananswered,goingtowardsthedoor。Comeout,Kinch。Youhaveeatenallweleft,Isuppose。Resignedhepassedoutwithgravewordsandgait,saying,wellnighwithsorrow:——
  AndgoingforthhemetButterly。
  Stephen,takinghisashplantfromitsleaningplace,followedthemoutand,astheywentdowntheladder,pulledtotheslowirondoorandlockedit。Heputthehugekeyinhisinnerpocket。
  AtthefootoftheladderBuckMulliganasked:——
  Didyoubringthekey?——
  Ihaveit,Stephensaid,precedingthem。
  Hewalkedon。BehindhimheheardBuckMulliganclubwithhisheavybathtoweltheleadershootsoffernsorgrasses——
  Down,sir。Howdareyou,sir?Hainesasked:——
  Doyoupayrentforthistower?——
  Twelvequid,BuckMulligansaid——
  Tothesecretaryofstateforwar,Stephenaddedoverhisshoulder。
  TheyhaltedwhileHainessurveyedthetowerandsaidatlast:——
  Ratherbleakinwintertime,Ishouldsay。Martelloyoucallit?——
  BillyPitthadthembuilt,BuckMulligansaid,whentheFrenchwereonthesea。Butoursistheomphalos——
  WhatisyourideaofHamlet?HainesaskedStephen——
  No,no,BuckMulliganshoutedinpain。I’mnotequaltoThomasAquinasandthefiftyfivereasonshehasmadetopropitup。WaittillIhaveafewpintsinmefirst。
  HeturnedtoStephen,sayingashepulleddownneatlythepeaksofhisprimrosewaistcoat:——
  Youcouldn’tmanageitunderthreepints,Kinch,couldyou?——
  Ithaswaitedsolong,Stephensaidlistlessly,itcanwaitlonger——
  Youpiquemycuriosity,Hainessaidamiably。Isitsomeparadox?——
  Pooh!BuckMulligansaid。WehavegrownoutofWildeandparadoxes。It’squitesimple。HeprovesbyalgebrathatHamlet’sgrandsonisShakespeare’sgrandfatherandthathehimselfistheghostofhisownfather——
  What?Hainessaid,beginningtopointatStephen。Hehimself?
  BuckMulliganslunghistowelstolewiseroundhisneckand,bendinginlooselaughter,saidtoStephen’sear:——
  O,shadeofKinchtheelder!Japhetinsearchofafather!——
  We’realwaystiredinthemorning,StephensaidtoHaines。Anditisratherlongtotell。
  BuckMulligan,walkingforwardagain,raisedhishands——
  ThesacredpintalonecanunbindthetongueofDedalus,hesaid——
  Imeantosay,HainesexplainedtoStephenastheyfollowed,thistowerandthesecliffshereremindmesomehowofElsinore。Thatbeetleso’erhisbaseintothesea,isn’tit?
  BuckMulliganturnedsuddenlyforaninstanttowardsStephenbutdidnotspeak。InthebrightsilentinstantStephensawhisownimageincheapdustymourningbetweentheirgayattires——
  It’sawonderfultale,Hainessaid,bringingthemtohaltagain。
  Eyes,paleastheseathewindhadfreshened,paler,firmandprudent。Theseas’ruler,hegazedsouthwardoverthebay,emptysaveforthesmokeplumeofthemailboat,vagueonthebrightskyline,andasailtackingbytheMuglins——
  Ireadatheologicalinterpretationofitsomewhere,hesaidbemused。TheFatherandtheSonidea。TheSonstrivingtobeatonedwiththeFather。
  BuckMulliganatonceputonablithebroadlysmilingface。Helookedatthem,hiswellshapedmouthopenhappily,hiseyes,fromwhichhehadsuddenlywithdrawnallshrewdsense,blinkingwithmadgaiety。Hemovedadoll’sheadtoandfro,thebrimsofhisPanamahatquivering,andbegantochantinaquiethappyfoolishvoice:——
  I’mthequeerestyoungfellowthateveryouheard。
  Mymother’sajew,myfather’sabird。
  WithJosephthejoinerIcannotagree,
  Sohere’stodisciplesandCalvary。
  Heheldupaforefingerofwarning——
  IfanyonethinksthatIamn’tdivine
  He’llgetnofreedrinkswhenI’mmakingthewine
  Buthavetodrinkwaterandwishitwereplain
  ThatImakewhenthewinebecomeswateragain。
  HetuggedswiftlyatStephen’sashplantinfarewelland,runningforwardtoabrowofthecliff,flutteredhishandsathissideslikefinsorwingsofoneabouttoriseintheair,andchanted:——
  Goodbye,now,goodbye。WritedownallIsaid
  AndtellTom,DickandHarryIrosefromthedead。
  What’sbredinthebonecannotfailmetofly
  AndOlivet’sbreezy……Goodbye,now,goodbye。
  Hecaperedbeforethemdowntowardsthefortyfoothole,flutteringhiswinglikehands,leapingnimbly,Mercury’shatquiveringinthefreshwindthatborebacktothemhisbriefbirdlikecries。
  Haines,whohadbeenlaughingguardedly,walkedonbesideStephenandsaid:——
  Weoughtn’ttolaugh,Isuppose。He’sratherblasphemous。I’mnotabelievermyself,thatistosay。Stillhisgaietytakestheharmoutofitsomehow,doesn’tit?Whatdidhecallit?JosephtheJoiner?——
  TheballadofJokingJesus,Stephenanswered——
  O,Hainessaid,youhavehearditbefore?——
  Threetimesaday,aftermeals,Stephensaiddrily——
  You’renotabeliever,areyou?Hainesasked。Imean,abelieverinthenarrowsenseoftheword。CreationfromnothingandmiraclesandapersonalGod——
  There’sonlyonesenseoftheword,itseemstome,Stephensaid。
  Hainesstoppedtotakeoutasmoothsilvercaseinwhichtwinkledagreenstone。Hesprangitopenwithhisthumbandofferedit——
  Thankyou,Stephensaid,takingacigarette。
  Haineshelpedhimselfandsnappedthecaseto。Heputitbackinhissidepocketandtookfromhiswaistcoatpocketanickeltinderbox,sprangitopentoo,and,havinglithiscigarette,heldtheflamingspunktowardsStephenintheshellofhishands——
  Yes,ofcourse,hesaid,astheywentonagain。Eitheryoubelieveoryoudon’t,isn’tit?PersonallyIcouldn’tstomachthatideaofapersonalGod。Youdon’tstandforthat,Isuppose?——
  Youbeholdinme,Stephensaidwithgrimdispleasure,ahorribleexampleoffreethought。
  Hewalkedon,waitingtobespokento,trailinghisashplantbyhisside。Itsferrulefollowedlightlyonthepath,squealingathisheels。Myfamiliar,afterme,callingSteeeeeeeeeephen。Awaveringlinealongthepath。Theywillwalkonittonight,cominghereinthedark。Hewantsthatkey。Itismine,Ipaidtherent。NowIeathissaltbread。Givehimthekeytoo。All。Hewillaskforit。Thatwasinhiseyes——
  Afterall,Hainesbegan……
  Stephenturnedandsawthatthecoldgazewhichhadmeasuredhimwasnotallunkind——
  Afterall,Ishouldthinkyouareabletofreeyourself。Youareyourownmaster,itseemstome——
  Iamtheservantoftwomasters,Stephensaid,anEnglishandanItalian——
  Italian?Hainessaid。
  Acrazyqueen,oldandjealous。Kneeldownbeforeme——
  Andathird,Stephensaid,thereiswhowantsmeforoddjobs——
  Italian?Hainessaidagain。Whatdoyoumean?——
  TheimperialBritishstate,Stephenanswered,hiscolourrising,andtheholyRomancatholicandapostolicchurch。
  Hainesdetachedfromhisunderlipsomefibresoftobaccobeforehespoke——
  Icanquiteunderstandthat,hesaidcalmly。AnIrishmanmustthinklikethat,Idaresay。WefeelinEnglandthatwehavetreatedyouratherunfairly。Itseemshistoryistoblame。
  TheproudpotenttitlesclangedoverStephen’smemorythetriumphoftheirbrazenbells:etunamsanctamcatholicametapostolicamecclesiam:theslowgrowthandchangeofriteanddogmalikehisownrarethoughts,achemistryofstars。SymboloftheapostlesinthemassforpopeMarcellus,thevoicesblended,singingaloneloudinaffirmation:andbehindtheirchantthevigilantangelofthechurchmilitantdisarmedandmenacedherheresiarchs。Ahordeofheresiesfleeingwithmitresawry:PhotiusandthebroodofmockersofwhomMulliganwasone,andArius,warringhislifelongupontheconsubstantialityoftheSonwiththeFather,andValentine,spurningChrist’sterrenebody,andthesubtleAfricanheresiarchSabelliuswhoheldthattheFatherwasHimselfHisownSon。WordsMulliganhadspokenamomentsinceinmockerytothestranger。Idlemockery。Thevoidawaitssurelyallthemthatweavethewind:amenace,adisarmingandaworstingfromthoseembattledangelsofthechurch,Michael’shost,whodefendhereverinthehourofconflictwiththeirlancesandtheirshields。
  Hear,hear。Prolongedapplause。Zut!NomdeDieu!——
  OfcourseI’maBritisher,Haines’voicesaid,andIfeelasone。Idon’twanttoseemycountryfallintothehandsofGermanjewseither。That’sournationalproblem,I’mafraid,justnow。
  Twomenstoodatthevergeofthecliff,watching:businessman,boatman——
  She’smakingforBullockharbour。
  Theboatmannoddedtowardsthenorthofthebaywithsomedisdain——
  There’sfivefathomsoutthere,hesaid。It’llbesweptupthatwaywhenthetidecomesinaboutone。It’sninedaystoday。
  Themanthatwasdrowned。Asailveeringabouttheblankbaywaitingforaswollenbundletobobup,rollovertothesunapuffyface,saltwhite。HereIam。
  Theyfollowedthewindingpathdowntothecreek。BuckMulliganstoodonastone,inshirtsleeves,hisunclippedtieripplingoverhisshoulder。Ayoungmanclingingtoaspurofrocknearhimmovedslowlyfrogwisehisgreenlegsinthedeepjellyofthewater——
  Isthebrotherwithyou,Malachi?——
  DowninWestmeath。WiththeBannons——
  Stillthere?IgotacardfromBannon。Sayshefoundasweetyoungthingdownthere。Photogirlhecallsher——
  Snapshot,eh?Briefexposure。
  BuckMulligansatdowntounlacehisboots。Anelderlymanshotupnearthespurofrockablowingredface。Hescrambledupbythestones,waterglisteningonhispateandonitsgarlandofgreyhair,waterrillingoverhischestandpaunchandspillingjetsoutofhisblacksaggingloincloth。
  BuckMulliganmadewayforhimtoscramblepastand,glancingatHainesandStephen,crossedhimselfpiouslywithhisthumbnailatbrowandlipsandbreastbone——
  Seymour’sbackintown,theyoungmansaid,graspingagainhisspurofrock。Chuckedmedicineandgoinginforthearmy——
  Ah,gotoGod,BuckMulligansaid——
  Goingovernextweektostew。YouknowthatredCarlislegirl,Lily?——
  Yes——
  Spooningwithhimlastnightonthepier。Thefatherisrottowithmoney——
  Issheupthepole?——
  BetteraskSeymourthat——
  Seymourableedingofficer,BuckMulligansaid。
  Henoddedtohimselfashedrewoffhistrousersandstoodup,sayingtritely:——
  Redheadedwomenbucklikegoats。
  Hebrokeoffinalarm,feelinghissideunderhisflappingshirt——
  Mytwelfthribisgone,hecried。I’mtheUebermensch。ToothlessKinchandI,thesupermen。
  Hestruggledoutofhisshirtandflungitbehindhimtowherehisclotheslay——
  Areyougoinginhere,Malachi?——
  Yes。Makeroomin!hebed。
  Theyoungmanshovedhimselfbackwardthroughthewaterandreachedthemiddleofthecreekintwolongcleanstrokes。Hainessatdownonastone,smoking——
  Areyounotcomingin?BuckMulliganasked——
  Lateron,Hainessaid。Notonmybreakfast。Stephenturnedaway——
  I’mgoing,Mulligan,hesaid——
  Giveusthatkey,Kinch,BuckMulligansaid,tokeepmychemiseflat。
  Stephenhandedhimthekey。BuckMulliganlaiditacrosshisheapedclothes——
  Andtwopence,hesaid,forapint。Throwitthere。
  Stephenthrewtwopenniesonthesoftheap。Dressing,undressing。BuckMulliganerect,withjoinedhandsbeforehim,saidsolemnly:——
  HewhostealethfromthepoorlendethtotheLord。ThusspakeZarathustra。
  Hisplumpbodyplunged——
  We’llseeyouagain,Hainessaid,turningasStephenwalkedupthepathandsmilingatwildIrish。
  Hornofabull,hoofofahorse,smileofaSaxon——
  TheShip,BuckMulligancried。Halftwelve——
  Good,Stephensaid。
  Hewalkedalongtheupwardcurvingpath。
  Liliatarutilantium。
  Turniacircumdet。
  Iubilantiumtevirginum
  Thepriest’sgreynimbusinanichewherehedresseddiscreetly。Iwillnotsleepheretonight。HomealsoIcannotgo。
  Avoice,sweettonedandsustained,calledtohimfromthesea。Turningthecurvehewavedhishand。Itcalledagain。Asleekbrownhead,aseal’s,faroutonthewater,round。
  Usurper。