CHAPTERLVIII
WHICHTELLSHOWADVENTURESCAMECROWDINGONDONQUIXOTEINSUCH
NUMBERSTHATTHEYGAVEONEANOTHERNOBREATHING-TIME
WHENDonQuixotesawhimselfinopencountry,free,andrelievedfromtheattentionsofAltisidora,hefeltathisease,andinfreshspiritstotakeupthepursuitofchivalryoncemore;andturningtoSanchohesaid,“Freedom,Sancho,isoneofthemostpreciousgiftsthatheavenhasbestoweduponmen;notreasuresthattheearthholdsburiedortheseaconcealscancomparewithit;forfreedom,asforhonour,lifemayandshouldbeventured;andontheotherhand,captivityisthegreatestevilthatcanfalltothelotofman。I
saythis,Sancho,becausethouhastseenthegoodcheer,theabundancewehaveenjoyedinthiscastleweareleaving;wellthen,amidthosedaintybanquetsandsnow-cooledbeveragesIfeltasthoughIwereundergoingthestraitsofhunger,becauseIdidnotenjoythemwiththesamefreedomasiftheyhadbeenmineown;forthesenseofbeingunderanobligationtoreturnbenefitsandfavoursreceivedisarestraintthatcheckstheindependenceofthespirit。Happyhe,towhomheavenhasgivenapieceofbreadforwhichheisnotboundtogivethankstoanybutheavenitself!”
“Forallyourworshipsays,“saidSancho,“itisnotbecomingthatthereshouldhenothanksonourpartfortwohundredgoldcrownsthattheduke'smajordomohasgivenmeinalittlepursewhichIcarrynextmyheart,likeawarmingplasterorcomforter,tomeetanychancecalls;forweshan'talwaysfindcastleswherethey'llentertainus;
nowandthenwemaylightuponroadsideinnswherethey'llcudgelus。“
Inconversationofthissorttheknightandsquireerrantwerepursuingtheirjourney,when,aftertheyhadgonealittlemorethanhalfaleague,theyperceivedsomedozenmendressedlikelabourersstretchedupontheircloaksonthegrassofagreenmeadoweatingtheirdinner。Theyhadbesidethemwhatseemedtobewhitesheetsconcealingsomeobjectsunderthem,standinguprightorlyingflat,andarrangedatintervals。DonQuixoteapproachedthediners,and,salutingthemcourteouslyfirst,heaskedthemwhatitwasthoseclothscovered。“Senor,“answeredoneoftheparty,“undertheseclothsaresomeimagescarvedinreliefintendedforaretabloweareputtingupinourvillage;wecarrythemcoveredupthattheymaynotbesoiled,andonourshouldersthattheymaynotbebroken。“
“Withyourgoodleave,“saidDonQuixote,“Ishouldliketoseethem;forimagesthatarecarriedsocarefullynodoubtmustbefineones。“
“Ishouldthinktheywere!”saidtheother;“letthemoneytheycostspeakforthat;forasamatteroffactthereisnotoneofthemthatdoesnotstandusinmorethanfiftyducats;andthatyourworshipmayjudge;waitamoment,andyoushallseewithyourowneyes;“andgettingupfromhisdinnerhewentanduncoveredthefirstimage,whichprovedtobeoneofSaintGeorgeonhorsebackwithaserpentwrithingathisfeetandthelancethrustdownitsthroatwithallthatfiercenessthatisusuallydepicted。Thewholegroupwasoneblazeofgold,asthesayingis。OnseeingitDonQuixotesaid,“Thatknightwasoneofthebestknights-errantthearmyofheaveneverowned;hewascalledDonSaintGeorge,andhewasmoreoveradefenderofmaidens。Letusseethisnextone。“
Themanuncoveredit,anditwasseentobethatofSaintMartinonhishorse,dividinghiscloakwiththebeggar。TheinstantDonQuixotesawithesaid,“ThisknighttoowasoneoftheChristianadventurers,butIbelievehewasgenerousratherthanvaliant,asthoumayestperceive,Sancho,byhisdividinghiscloakwiththebeggarandgivinghimhalfofit;nodoubtitwaswinteratthetime,forotherwisehewouldhavegivenhimthewholeofit,socharitablewashe。“
“Itwasnotthat,mostlikely,“saidSancho,“butthatheheldwiththeproverbthatsays,'Forgivingandkeepingthere'sneedofbrains。'“
DonQuixotelaughed,andaskedthemtotakeoffthenextcloth,underneathwhichwasseentheimageofthepatronsaintoftheSpainsseatedonhorseback,hisswordstainedwithblood,tramplingonMoorsandtreadingheadsunderfoot;andonseeingitDonQuixoteexclaimed,“Ay,thisisaknight,andofthesquadronsofChrist!ThisoneiscalledDonSaintJamestheMoorslayer,oneofthebravestsaintsandknightstheworldeverhadorheavenhasnow。“
TheythenraisedanotherclothwhichitappearedcoveredSaintPaulfallingfromhishorse,withallthedetailsthatareusuallygiveninrepresentationsofhisconversion。WhenDonQuixotesawit,renderedinsuchlifelikestylethatonewouldhavesaidChristwasspeakingandPaulanswering,“This,“hesaid,“wasinhistimethegreatestenemythattheChurchofGodourLordhad,andthegreatestchampionitwilleverhave;aknight-errantinlife,asteadfastsaintindeath,anuntiringlabourerintheLord'svineyard,ateacheroftheGentiles,whoseschoolwasheaven,andwhoseinstructorandmasterwasJesusChristhimself。“
Therewerenomoreimages,soDonQuixotebadethemcoverthemupagain,andsaidtothosewhohadbroughtthem,“Itakeitasahappyomen,brothers,tohaveseenwhatIhave;forthesesaintsandknightswereofthesameprofessionasmyself,whichisthecallingofarms;
onlythereisthisdifferencebetweenthemandme,thattheyweresaints,andfoughtwithdivineweapons,andIamasinnerandfightwithhumanones。Theywonheavenbyforceofarms,forheavensufferethviolence;andI,sofar,knownotwhatIhavewonbydintofmysufferings;butifmyDulcineadelTobosoweretobereleasedfromhers,perhapswithmendedfortunesandamindrestoredtoitselfImightdirectmystepsinabetterpaththanIamfollowingatpresent。“
“MayGodhearandsinbedeaf,“saidSanchotothis。
Themenwerefilledwithwonder,aswellatthefigureasatthewordsofDonQuixote,thoughtheydidnotunderstandonehalfofwhathemeantbythem。Theyfinishedtheirdinner,tooktheirimagesontheirbacks,andbiddingfarewelltoDonQuixoteresumedtheirjourney。
Sanchowasamazedafreshattheextentofhismaster'sknowledge,asmuchasifhehadneverknownhim,foritseemedtohimthattherewasnostoryoreventintheworldthathehadnotathisfingers'endsandfixedinhismemory,andhesaidtohim,“Intruth,mastermine,ifthisthathashappenedtousto-dayistobecalledanadventure,ithasbeenoneofthesweetestandpleasantestthathavebefallenusinthewholecourseofourtravels;wehavecomeoutofitunbelabouredandundismayed,neitherhavewedrawnswordnorhavewesmittentheearthwithourbodies,norhavewebeenleftfamishing;
blessedbeGodthathehasletmeseesuchathingwithmyowneyes!”
“Thousayestwell,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“butrememberalltimesarenotalikenordotheyalwaysrunthesameway;andthesethingsthevulgarcommonlycallomens,whicharenotbaseduponanynaturalreason,willbyhimwhoiswisebeesteemedandreckonedhappyaccidentsmerely。Oneofthesebelieversinomenswillgetupofamorning,leavehishouse,andmeetafriaroftheorderoftheblessedSaintFrancis,and,asifhehadmetagriffin,hewillturnaboutandgohome。WithanotherMendozathesaltisspiltonhistable,andgloomisspiltoverhisheart,asifnaturewasobligedtogivewarningofcomingmisfortunesbymeansofsuchtrivialthingsasthese。ThewisemanandtheChristianshouldnottriflewithwhatitmaypleaseheaventodo。ScipiooncomingtoAfricastumbledasheleapedonshore;hissoldierstookitasabadomen;buthe,claspingthesoilwithhisarms,exclaimed,'Thoucanstnotescapeme,Africa,forIholdtheetightbetweenmyarms。'Thus,Sancho,meetingthoseimageshasbeentomeamosthappyoccurrence。“
“Icanwellbelieveit,“saidSancho;“butIwishyourworshipwouldtellmewhatisthereasonthattheSpaniards,whentheyareabouttogivebattle,incallingonthatSaintJamestheMoorslayer,say'SantiagoandcloseSpain!'IsSpain,then,open,sothatitisneedfultocloseit;orwhatisthemeaningofthisform?”
“Thouartverysimple,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote;“God,lookyou,gavethatgreatknightoftheRedCrosstoSpainasherpatronsaintandprotector,especiallyinthosehardstrugglestheSpaniardshadwiththeMoors;andthereforetheyinvokeandcalluponhimastheirdefenderinalltheirbattles;andinthesehehasbeenmanyatimeseenbeatingdown,tramplingunderfoot,destroyingandslaughteringtheHagarenesquadronsinthesightofall;ofwhichfactIcouldgivetheemanyexamplesrecordedintruthfulSpanishhistories。“
Sanchochangedthesubject,andsaidtohismaster,“Imarvel,senor,attheboldnessofAltisidora,theduchess'shandmaid;hewhomtheycallLovemusthavecruellypiercedandwoundedher;theysayheisalittleblindurchinwho,thoughblear-eyed,ormoreproperlyspeakingsightless,ifheaimsataheart,beiteversosmall,hitsitandpiercesitthroughandthroughwithhisarrows。I
havehearditsaidtoothatthearrowsofLovearebluntedandrobbedoftheirpointsbymaidenlymodestyandreserve;butwiththisAltisidoraitseemstheyaresharpenedratherthanblunted。“
“Bearinmind,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“thatloveisinfluencedbynoconsideration,recognisesnorestraintsofreason,andisofthesamenatureasdeath,thatassailsaliketheloftypalacesofkingsandthehumblecabinsofshepherds;andwhenittakesentirepossessionofaheart,thefirstthingitdoesistobanishfearandshamefromit;andsowithoutshameAltisidoradeclaredherpassion,whichexcitedinmymindembarrassmentratherthancommiseration。“
“Notablecruelty!”exclaimedSancho;“unheard-ofingratitude!I
canonlysayformyselfthattheverysmallestlovingwordofherswouldhavesubduedmeandmadeaslaveofme。Thedevil!Whataheartofmarble,whatbowelsofbrass,whatasoulofmortar!ButI
can'timaginewhatitisthatthisdamselsawinyourworshipthatcouldhaveconqueredandcaptivatedherso。Whatgallantfigurewasit,whatboldbearing,whatsprightlygrace,whatcomelinessoffeature,whichofthesethingsbyitself,orwhatalltogether,couldhavemadeherfallinlovewithyou?ForindeedandintruthmanyatimeIstoptolookatyourworshipfromthesoleofyourfoottothetopmosthairofyourhead,andIseemoretofrightenonethantomakeonefallinlove;moreoverIhaveheardsaythatbeautyisthefirstandmainthingthatexciteslove,andasyourworshiphasnoneatall,Idon'tknowwhatthepoorcreaturefellinlovewith。“
“Recollect,Sancho,“repliedDonQuixote,“therearetwosortsofbeauty,oneofthemind,theotherofthebody;thatoftheminddisplaysandexhibitsitselfinintelligence,inmodesty,inhonourableconduct,ingenerosity,ingoodbreeding;andallthesequalitiesarepossibleandmayexistinanuglyman;andwhenitisthissortofbeautyandnotthatofthebodythatistheattraction,loveisapttospringupsuddenlyandviolently。I,Sancho,perceiveclearlyenoughthatIamnotbeautiful,butatthesametimeIknowIamnothideous;anditisenoughforanhonestmannottobeamonstertoheanobjectoflove,ifonlyhepossessestheendowmentsofmindIhavementioned。“
Whileengagedinthisdiscoursetheyweremakingtheirwaythroughawoodthatlaybeyondtheroad,whensuddenly,withoutexpectinganythingofthekind,DonQuixotefoundhimselfcaughtinsomenetsofgreencordstretchedfromonetreetoanother;andunabletoconceivewhatitcouldbe,hesaidtoSancho,“Sancho,itstrikesmethisaffairofthesenetswillproveoneofthestrangestadventuresimaginable。MayIdieiftheenchantersthatpersecutemearenottryingtoentanglemeinthemanddelaymyjourney,bywayofrevengeformyobduracytowardsAltisidora。Wellthenletmetellthemthatifthesenets,insteadofbeinggreencord,weremadeofthehardestdiamonds,orstrongerthanthatwherewiththejealousgodofblacksmithsenmeshedVenusandMars,Iwouldbreakthemaseasilyasiftheyweremadeofrushesorcottonthreads。“Butjustashewasabouttopressforwardandbreakthroughall,suddenlyfromamongsometreestwoshepherdessesofsurpassingbeautypresentedthemselvestohissight-oratleastdamselsdressedlikeshepherdesses,savethattheirjerkinsandsayaswereoffinebrocade;thatistosay,thesayaswererichfarthingalesofgoldembroideredtabby。Theirhair,thatinitsgoldenbrightnessviedwiththebeamsofthesunitself,felllooseupontheirshouldersandwascrownedwithgarlandstwinedwithgreenlaurelandredeverlasting;andtheiryearstoallappearancewerenotunderfifteennoraboveeighteen。SuchwasthespectaclethatfilledSanchowithamazement,fascinatedDonQuixote,madethesunhaltinhiscoursetobeholdthem,andheldallfourinastrangesilence。Oneoftheshepherdesses,atlength,wasthefirsttospeakandsaidtoDonQuixote,“Hold,sirknight,anddonotbreakthesenets;fortheyarenotspreadheretodoyouanyharm,butonlyforouramusement;andasIknowyouwillaskwhytheyhavebeenputup,andwhoweare,Iwilltellyouinafewwords。Inavillagesometwoleaguesfromthis,wheretherearemanypeopleofqualityandrichgentlefolk,itwasagreeduponbyanumberoffriendsandrelationstocomewiththeirwives,sonsanddaughters,neighbours,friendsandkinsmen,andmakeholidayinthisspot,whichisoneofthepleasantestinthewholeneighbourhood,settingupanewpastoralArcadiaamongourselves,wemaidensdressingourselvesasshepherdessesandtheyouthsasshepherds。Wehavepreparedtwoeclogues,onebythefamouspoetGarcilasso,theotherbythemostexcellentCamoens,initsownPortuguesetongue,butwehavenotasyetactedthem。Yesterdaywasthefirstdayofourcominghere;wehaveafewofwhattheysayarecalledfield-tentspitchedamongthetreesonthebankofanamplebrookthatfertilisesallthesemeadows;lastnightwespreadthesenetsinthetreesheretosnarethesillylittlebirdsthatstartledbythenoisewemakemayflyintothem。Ifyoupleasetoheourguest,senor,youwillbewelcomedheartilyandcourteously,forherejustnowneithercarenorsorrowshallenter。“
Sheheldherpeaceandsaidnomore,andDonQuixotemadeanswer,“Ofatruth,fairestlady,ActaeonwhenheunexpectedlybeheldDianabathinginthestreamcouldnothavebeenmorefascinatedandwonderstruckthanIatthesightofyourbeauty。Icommendyourmodeofentertainment,andthankyouforthekindnessofyourinvitation;
andifIcanserveyou,youmaycommandmewithfullconfidenceofbeingobeyed,formyprofessionisnoneotherthantoshowmyselfgrateful,andreadytoservepersonsofallconditions,butespeciallypersonsofqualitysuchasyourappearanceindicates;andif,insteadoftakingup,astheyprobablydo,butasmallspace,thesenetstookupthewholesurfaceoftheglobe,Iwouldseekoutnewworldsthroughwhichtopass,soasnottobreakthem;andthatyemaygivesomedegreeofcredencetothisexaggeratedlanguageofmine,knowthatitisnolessthanDonQuixoteofLaManchathatmakesthisdeclarationtoyou,ifindeeditbethatsuchanamehasreachedyourears。“
“Ah!friendofmysoul,“instantlyexclaimedtheothershepherdess,“whatgreatgoodfortunehasbefallenus!Seestthouthisgentlemanwehavebeforeus?Wellthenletmetelltheeheisthemostvaliantandthemostdevotedandthemostcourteousgentlemaninalltheworld,unlessahistoryofhisachievementsthathasbeenprintedandIhavereadistellingliesanddeceivingus。IwilllayawagerthatthisgoodfellowwhoiswithhimisoneSanchoPanzahissquire,whosedrolleriesnonecanequal。“
“That'strue,“saidSancho;“Iamthatsamedrollandsquireyouspeakof,andthisgentlemanismymasterDonQuixoteofLaMancha,thesamethat'sinthehistoryandthattheytalkabout。“
“Oh,myfriend,“saidtheother,“letusentreathimtostay;foritwillgiveourfathersandbrothersinfinitepleasure;Itoohaveheardjustwhatthouhasttoldmeofthevalouroftheoneandthedrolleriesoftheother;andwhatismore,ofhimtheysaythatheisthemostconstantandloyalloverthatwaseverheardof,andthathisladyisoneDulcineadelToboso,towhomalloverSpainthepalmofbeautyisawarded。“
“Andjustlyawarded,“saidDonQuixote,“unless,indeed,yourunequalledbeautymakesitamatterofdoubt。Butspareyourselvesthetrouble,ladies,ofpressingmetostay,fortheurgentcallsofmyprofessiondonotallowmetotakerestunderanycircumstances。“
Atthisinstanttherecameuptothespotwherethefourstoodabrotherofoneofthetwoshepherdesses,liketheminshepherdcostume,andasrichlyandgailydressedastheywere。TheytoldhimthattheircompanionwasthevaliantDonQuixoteofLaMancha,andtheotherSanchohissquire,ofwhomheknewalreadyfromhavingreadtheirhistory。Thegayshepherdofferedhimhisservicesandbeggedthathewouldaccompanyhimtotheirtents,andDonQuixotehadtogivewayandcomply。Andnowthegavewasstarted,andthenetswerefilledwithavarietyofbirdsthatdeceivedbythecolourfellintothedangertheywereflyingfrom。Upwardsofthirtypersons,allgailyattiredasshepherdsandshepherdesses,assembledonthespot,andwereatonceinformedwhoDonQuixoteandhissquirewere,whereattheywerenotalittledelighted,astheyknewofhimalreadythroughhishistory。Theyrepairedtothetents,wheretheyfoundtableslaidout,andchoicely,plentifully,andneatlyfurnished。TheytreatedDonQuixoteasapersonofdistinction,givinghimtheplaceofhonour,andallobservedhim,andwerefullofastonishmentatthespectacle。Atlasttheclothbeingremoved,DonQuixotewithgreatcomposurelifteduphisvoiceandsaid:
“Oneofthegreatestsinsthatmenareguiltyofis-somewillsaypride-butIsayingratitude,goingbythecommonsayingthathellisfullofingrates。Thissin,sofarasithaslaininmypower,I
haveendeavouredtoavoideversinceIhaveenjoyedthefacultyofreason;andifIamunabletorequitegooddeedsthathavebeendonemebyotherdeeds,Isubstitutethedesiretodoso;andifthatbenotenoughImakethemknownpublicly;forhewhodeclaresandmakesknownthegooddeedsdonetohimwouldrepaythembyothersifitwereinhispower,andforthemostpartthosewhoreceivearetheinferiorsofthosewhogive。Thus,Godissuperiortoallbecauseheisthesupremegiver,andtheofferingsofmanfallshortbyaninfinitedistanceofbeingafullreturnforthegiftsofGod;butgratitudeinsomedegreemakesupforthisdeficiencyandshortcoming。
Itherefore,gratefulforthefavourthathasbeenextendedtomehere,andunabletomakeareturninthesamemeasure,restrictedasI
ambythenarrowlimitsofmypower,offerwhatIcanandwhatI
havetoofferinmyownway;andsoIdeclarethatfortwofulldaysI
willmaintaininthemiddleofthishighwayleadingtoSaragossa,thattheseladiesdisguisedasshepherdesses,whoareherepresent,arethefairestandmostcourteousmaidensintheworld,exceptingonlythepeerlessDulcineadelToboso,solemistressofmythoughts,beitsaidwithoutoffencetothosewhohearme,ladiesandgentlemen。“
OnhearingthisSancho,whohadbeenlisteningwithgreatattention,criedoutinaloudvoice,“Isitpossiblethereisanyoneintheworldwhowilldaretosayandswearthatthismasterofmineisamadman?Say,gentlemenshepherds,isthereavillagepriest,beheeversowiseorlearned,whocouldsaywhatmymasterhassaid;oristhereknight-errant,whateverrenownhemayhaveasamanofvalour,thatcouldofferwhatmymasterhasofferednow?”
DonQuixoteturneduponSancho,andwithacountenanceglowingwithangersaidtohim,“Isitpossible,Sancho,thereisanyoneinthewholeworldwhowillsaythouartnotafool,withaliningtomatch,andIknownotwhattrimmingsofimpertinenceandroguery?
Whoaskedtheetomeddleinmyaffairs,ortoinquirewhetherIamawisemanorablockhead?Holdthypeace;answermenotaword;
saddleRocinanteifhebeunsaddled;andletusgotoputmyofferintoexecution;forwiththerightthatIhaveonmysidethoumayestreckonasvanquishedallwhoshallventuretoquestionit;“andinagreatrage,andshowinghisangerplainly,herosefromhisseat,leavingthecompanylostinwonder,andmakingthemfeeldoubtfulwhethertheyoughttoregardhimasamadmanorarationalbeing。Intheend,thoughtheysoughttodissuadehimfrominvolvinghimselfinsuchachallenge,assuringhimtheyadmittedhisgratitudeasfullyestablished,andneedednofreshproofstobeconvincedofhisvaliantspirit,asthoserelatedinthehistoryofhisexploitsweresufficient,stillDonQuixotepersistedinhisresolve;andmountedonRocinante,bracinghisbuckleronhisarmandgraspinghislance,hepostedhimselfinthemiddleofahighroadthatwasnotfarfromthegreenmeadow。SanchofollowedonDapple,togetherwithallthemembersofthepastoralgathering,eagertoseewhatwouldbetheupshotofhisvaingloriousandextraordinaryproposal。
DonQuixote,then,having,ashasbeensaid,plantedhimselfinthemiddleoftheroad,madethewelkinringwithwordstothiseffect:“Hoyetravellersandwayfarers,knights,squires,folkonfootoronhorseback,whopassthiswayorshallpassinthecourseofthenexttwodays!KnowthatDonQuixoteofLaMancha,knight-errant,ispostedheretomaintainbyarmsthatthebeautyandcourtesyenshrinedinthenymphsthatdwellinthesemeadowsandgrovessurpassalluponearth,puttingasidetheladyofmyheart,DulcineadelToboso。Wherefore,lethimwhoisoftheoppositeopinioncomeon,forhereIawaithim。“
Twiceherepeatedthesamewords,andtwicetheyfellunheardbyanyadventurer;butfate,thatwasguidingaffairsforhimfrombettertobetter,soordereditthatshortlyafterwardsthereappearedontheroadacrowdofmenonhorseback,manyofthemwithlancesintheirhands,allridinginacompactbodyandingreathaste。NosoonerhadthosewhowerewithDonQuixoteseenthemthantheyturnedaboutandwithdrewtosomedistancefromtheroad,fortheyknewthatiftheystayedsomeharmmightcometothem;butDonQuixotewithintrepidheartstoodhisground,andSanchoPanzashieldedhimselfwithRocinante'shind-quarters。Thetroopoflancerscameup,andoneofthemwhowasinadvancebeganshoutingtoDonQuixote,“Getoutoftheway,yousonofthedevil,orthesebullswillknockyoutopieces!”
“Rabble!”returnedDonQuixote,“Icarenothingforbulls,betheythefiercestJaramabreedsonitsbanks。Confessatonce,scoundrels,thatwhatIhavedeclaredistrue;elseyehavetodealwithmeincombat。“
Theherdsmanhadnotimetoreply,norDonQuixotetogetoutofthewayevenifhewished;andsothedroveoffiercebullsandtamebullocks,togetherwiththecrowdofherdsmenandotherswhoweretakingthemtobepennedupinavillagewheretheyweretoberunthenextday,passedoverDonQuixoteandoverSancho,RocinanteandDapple,hurlingthemalltotheearthandrollingthemoverontheground。Sanchowasleftcrushed,DonQuixotescared,DapplebelabouredandRocinanteinnoverysoundcondition。Theyallgotup,however,atlength,andDonQuixoteingreathaste,stumblinghereandfallingthere,startedoffrunningafterthedrove,shoutingout,“Hold!stay!
yerascallyrabble,asingleknightawaitsyou,andheisnotofthetemperoropinionofthosewhosay,'Foraflyingenemymakeabridgeofsilver。'“Theretreatingpartyintheirhaste,however,didnotstopforthat,orheedhismenacesanymorethanlastyear'sclouds。WearinessbroughtDonQuixotetoahalt,andmoreenragedthanavengedhesatdownontheroadtowaituntilSancho,RocinanteandDapplecameup。Whentheyreachedhimmasterandmanmountedoncemore,andwithoutgoingbacktobidfarewelltothemockorimitationArcadia,andmoreinhumiliationthancontentment,theycontinuedtheirjourney。
CHAPTERLIX
WHEREINISRELATEDTHESTRANGETHING,WHICHMAYBEREGARDEDASAN
ADVENTURE,THATHAPPENEDDONQUIXOTE
ACLEARlimpidspringwhichtheydiscoveredinacoolgroverelievedDonQuixoteandSanchoofthedustandfatigueduetotheunpolitebehaviourofthebulls,andbythesideofthis,havingturnedDappleandRocinanteloosewithoutheadstallorbridle,theforlornpair,masterandman,seatedthemselves。Sanchohadrecoursetothelarderofhisalforjasandtookoutofthemwhathecalledtheprog;
DonQuixoterinsedhismouthandbathedhisface,bywhichcoolingprocesshisflaggingenergieswererevived。Outofpurevexationheremainedwithouteating,andoutofpurepolitenessSanchodidnotventuretotouchamorselofwhatwasbeforehim,butwaitedforhismastertoactastaster。Seeing,however,that,absorbedinthought,hewasforgettingtocarrythebreadtohismouth,hesaidneveraword,andtramplingeverysortofgoodbreedingunderfoot,begantostowawayinhispaunchthebreadandcheesethatcametohishand。
“Eat,Sanchomyfriend,“saidDonQuixote;“supportlife,whichisofmoreconsequencetotheethantome,andleavemetodieunderthepainofmythoughtsandpressureofmymisfortunes。Iwasborn,Sancho,tolivedying,andthoutodieeating;andtoprovethetruthofwhatIsay,lookatme,printedinhistories,famedinarms,courteousinbehaviour,honouredbyprinces,courtedbymaidens;
andafterall,whenIlookedforwardtopalms,triumphs,andcrowns,wonandearnedbymyvaliantdeeds,Ihavethismorningseenmyselftrampledon,kicked,andcrushedbythefeetofuncleanandfilthyanimals。Thisthoughtbluntsmyteeth,paralysesmyjaws,crampsmyhands,androbsmeofallappetiteforfood;somuchsothatIhaveamindtoletmyselfdieofhunger,thecruelestdeathofalldeaths。“
“Sothen,“saidSancho,munchinghardallthetime,“yourworshipdoesnotagreewiththeproverbthatsays,'LetMarthadie,butletherdiewithafullbelly。'I,atanyrate,havenomindtokillmyself;sofarfromthat,Imeantodoasthecobblerdoes,whostretchestheleatherwithhisteethuntilhemakesitreachasfarashewants。I'llstretchoutmylifebyeatinguntilitreachestheendheavenhasfixedforit;andletmetellyou,senor,there'snogreaterfollythantothinkofdyingofdespairasyourworshipdoes;takemyadvice,andaftereatingliedownandsleepabitonthisgreengrass-mattress,andyouwillseethatwhenyouawakeyou'llfeelsomethingbetter。“
DonQuixotedidasherecommended,foritstruckhimthatSancho'sreasoningwasmorelikeaphilosopher'sthanablockhead's,andsaidhe,“Sancho,ifthouwiltdoformewhatIamgoingtotelltheemyeaseofmindwouldbemoreassuredandmyheavinessofheartnotsogreat;anditisthis;togoasidealittlewhileIamsleepinginaccordancewiththyadvice,and,makingbarethycarcasetotheair,togivethyselfthreeorfourhundredlasheswithRocinante'sreins,onaccountofthethreethousandandoddthouarttogivethyselfforthedisenchantmentofDulcinea;foritisagreatpitythatthepoorladyshouldbeleftenchantedthroughthycarelessnessandnegligence。“
“Thereisagooddealtobesaidonthatpoint,“saidSancho;“letusbothgotosleepnow,andafterthat,Godhasdecreedwhatwillhappen。Letmetellyourworshipthatforamantowhiphimselfincoldbloodisahardthing,especiallyifthestripesfalluponanill-nourishedandworse-fedbody。LetmyladyDulcineahavepatience,andwhensheisleastexpectingit,shewillseememadeariddleofwithwhipping,and'untildeathit'salllife;'ImeanthatIhavestilllifeinme,andthedesiretomakegoodwhatI
havepromised。“
DonQuixotethankedhim,andatealittle,andSanchoagooddeal,andthentheybothlaydowntosleep,leavingthosetwoinseparablefriendsandcomrades,RocinanteandDapple,totheirowndevicesandtofeedunrestrainedupontheabundantgrasswithwhichthemeadowwasfurnished。Theywokeupratherlate,mountedoncemoreandresumedtheirjourney,pushingontoreachaninnwhichwasinsight,apparentlyaleagueoff。Isayaninn,becauseDonQuixotecalleditso,contrarytohisusualpracticeofcallingallinnscastles。Theyreachedit,andaskedthelandlordiftheycouldputupthere。Hesaidyes,withasmuchcomfortandasgoodfareastheycouldfindinSaragossa。Theydismounted,andSanchostowedawayhislarderinaroomofwhichthelandlordgavehimthekey。Hetookthebeaststothestable,fedthem,andcamebacktoseewhatordersDonQuixote,whowasseatedonabenchatthedoor,hadforhim,givingspecialthankstoheaventhatthisinnhadnotbeentakenforacastlebyhismaster。Supper-timecame,andtheyrepairedtotheirroom,andSanchoaskedthelandlordwhathehadtogivethemforsupper。Tothisthelandlordrepliedthathismouthshouldbethemeasure;hehadonlytoaskwhathewould;forthatinnwasprovidedwiththebirdsoftheairandthefowlsoftheearthandthefishofthesea。
“There'snoneedofallthat,“saidSancho;“ifthey'llroastusacoupleofchickenswe'llbesatisfied,formymasterisdelicateandeatslittle,andI'mnotoverandabovegluttonous。“
Thelandlordrepliedhehadnochickens,forthekiteshadstolenthem。
“Wellthen,“saidSancho,“letsenorlandlordtellthemtoroastapullet,sothatitisatenderone。“
“Pullet!Myfather!”saidthelandlord;“indeedandintruthit'sonlyyesterdayIsentoverfiftytothecitytosell;butsavingpulletsaskwhatyouwill。“
“Inthatcase,“saidSancho,“youwillnotbewithoutvealorkid。“
“Justnow,“saidthelandlord,“there'snoneinthehouse,forit'sallfinished;butnextweektherewillheenoughandtospare。“
“Muchgoodthatdoesus,“saidSancho;“I'lllayabetthatalltheseshort-comingsaregoingtowindupinplentyofbaconandeggs。“
“ByGod,“saidthelandlord,“myguest'switsmusthepreciousdull;
ItellhimIhaveneitherpulletsnorhens,andhewantsmetohaveeggs!Talkofotherdainties,ifyouplease,anddon'taskforhensagain。“
“Bodyo'me!”saidSancho,“let'ssettlethematter;sayatoncewhatyouhavegot,andletushavenomorewordsaboutit。“
“Intruthandearnest,senorguest,“saidthelandlord,“allI
haveisacoupleofcow-heelslikecalves'feet,oracoupleofcalves'feetlikecowheels;theyareboiledwithchick-peas,onions,andbacon,andatthismomenttheyarecrying'Comeeatme,comeeatme。“
“Imarkthemformineonthespot,“saidSancho;“letnobodytouchthem;I'llpaybetterforthemthananyoneelse,forIcouldnotwishforanythingmoretomytaste;andIdon'tcareapinwhethertheyarefeetorheels。“
“Nobodyshalltouchthem,“saidthelandlord;“fortheotherguestsIhave,beingpersonsofhighquality,bringtheirowncookandcatererandlarderwiththem。“
“Ifyoucometopeopleofquality,“saidSancho,“there'snobodymoresothanmymaster;butthecallinghefollowsdoesnotallowoflardersorstore-rooms;welayourselvesdowninthemiddleofameadow,andfillourselveswithacornsormedlars。“
HereendedSancho'sconversationwiththelandlord,Sanchonotcaringtocarryitanyfartherbyansweringhim;forhehadalreadyaskedhimwhatcallingorwhatprofessionitwashismasterwasof。
Supper-timehavingcome,then,DonQuixotebetookhimselftohisroom,thelandlordbroughtinthestew-panjustasitwas,andhesathimselfdowntosupveryresolutely。Itseemsthatinanotherroom,whichwasnexttoDonQuixote's,withnothingbutathinpartitiontoseparateit,heoverheardthesewords,“Asyoulive,SenorDonJeronimo,whiletheyarebringingsupper,letusreadanotherchapteroftheSecondPartof'DonQuixoteofLaMancha。'“
TheinstantDonQuixoteheardhisownnamebestartedtohisfeetandlistenedwithopenearstocatchwhattheysaidabouthim,andheardtheDonJeronimowhohadbeenaddressedsayinreply,“Whywouldyouhaveusreadthatabsurdstuff,DonJuan,whenitisimpossibleforanyonewhohasreadtheFirstPartofthehistoryof'DonQuixoteofLaMancha'totakeanypleasureinreadingthisSecondPart?”
“Forallthat,“saidhewhowasaddressedasDonJuan,“weshalldowelltoreadit,forthereisnobooksobadbutithassomethinggoodinit。WhatdispleasesmemostinitisthatitrepresentsDonQuixoteasnowcuredofhisloveforDulcineadelToboso。“
OnhearingthisDonQuixote,fullofwrathandindignation,lifteduphisvoiceandsaid,“WhoeverhemaybewhosaysthatDonQuixoteofLaManchahasforgottenorcanforgetDulcineadelToboso,Iwillteachhimwithequalarmsthatwhathesaysisveryfarfromthetruth;forneithercanthepeerlessDulcineadelTobosobeforgotten,norcanforgetfulnesshaveaplaceinDonQuixote;hismottoisconstancy,andhisprofessiontomaintainthesamewithhislifeandneverwrongit。“
“Whoisthisthatanswersus?”saidtheyinthenextroom。
“Whoshoulditbe,“saidSancho,“butDonQuixoteofLaManchahimself,whowillmakegoodallhehassaidandallhewillsay;forpledgesdon'ttroubleagoodpayer。“
Sanchohadhardlyutteredthesewordswhentwogentlemen,forsuchtheyseemedtobe,enteredtheroom,andoneofthem,throwinghisarmsroundDonQuixote'sneck,saidtohim,“Yourappearancecannotleaveanyquestionastoyourname,norcanyournamefailtoidentifyyourappearance;unquestionably,senor,youaretherealDonQuixoteofLaMancha,cynosureandmorningstarofknight-errantry,despiteandindefianceofhimwhohassoughttousurpyournameandbringtonaughtyourachievements,astheauthorofthisbookwhichIherepresenttoyouhasdone;“andwiththisheputabookwhichhiscompanioncarriedintothehandsofDonQuixote,whotookit,andwithoutreplyingbegantorunhiseyeoverit;buthepresentlyreturneditsaying,“InthelittleIhaveseenIhavediscoveredthreethingsinthisauthorthatdeservetobecensured。ThefirstissomewordsthatIhavereadinthepreface;thenextthatthelanguageisAragonese,forsometimeshewriteswithoutarticles;andthethird,whichaboveallstampshimasignorant,isthathegoeswronganddepartsfromthetruthinthemostimportantpartofthehistory,forherehesaysthatmysquireSanchoPanza'swifeiscalledMariGutierrez,whensheiscallednothingofthesort,butTeresaPanza;
andwhenamanerrsonsuchanimportantpointasthisthereisgoodreasontofearthatheisinerroroneveryotherpointinthehistory。“
“Anicesortofhistorian,indeed!”exclaimedSanchoatthis;“hemustknowadealaboutouraffairswhenhecallsmywifeTeresaPanza,MariGutierrez;takethebookagain,senor,andseeifIaminitandifhehaschangedmyname。“
“Fromyourtalk,friend,“saidDonJeronimo,“nodoubtyouareSanchoPanza,SenorDonQuixote'ssquire。“
“Yes,Iam,“saidSancho;“andI'mproudofit。“
“Faith,then,“saidthegentleman,“thisnewauthordoesnothandleyouwiththedecencythatdisplaysitselfinyourperson;hemakesyououtaheavyfeederandafool,andnotintheleastdroll,andaverydifferentbeingfromtheSanchodescribedintheFirstPartofyourmaster'shistory。“
“Godforgivehim,“saidSancho;“hemighthaveleftmeinmycornerwithouttroublinghisheadaboutme;'lethimwhoknowshowringthebells;'SaintPeterisverywellinRome。'“
ThetwogentlemenpressedDonQuixotetocomeintotheirroomandhavesupperwiththem,astheyknewverywelltherewasnothinginthatinnfitforoneofhissort。DonQuixote,whowasalwayspolite,yieldedtotheirrequestandsuppedwiththem。Sanchostayedbehindwiththestew。andinvestedwithplenarydelegatedauthorityseatedhimselfattheheadofthetable,andthelandlordsatdownwithhim,forhewasnolessfondofcow-heelandcalves'feetthanSanchowas。
WhileatsupperDonJuanaskedDonQuixotewhatnewshehadoftheladyDulcineadelToboso,wasshemarried,hadshebeenbroughttobed,orwasshewithchild,ordidsheinmaidenhood,stillpreservinghermodestyanddelicacy,cherishtheremembranceofthetenderpassionofSenorDonQuixote?
Tothishereplied,“Dulcineaisamaidenstill,andmypassionmorefirmlyrootedthanever,ourintercourseunsatisfactoryasbefore,andherbeautytransformedintothatofafoulcountrywench;“andthenheproceededtogivethemafullandparticularaccountoftheenchantmentofDulcinea,andofwhathadhappenedhiminthecaveofMontesinos,togetherwithwhatthesageMerlinhadprescribedforherdisenchantment,namelythescourgingofSancho。
ExceedinglygreatwastheamusementthetwogentlemenderivedfromhearingDonQuixoterecountthestrangeincidentsofhishistory;
andiftheywereamazedbyhisabsurditiestheywereequallyamazedbytheelegantstyleinwhichhedeliveredthem。Ontheonehandtheyregardedhimasamanofwitandsense,andontheotherheseemedtothemamaunderingblockhead,andtheycouldnotmakeuptheirmindswhereaboutsbetweenwisdomandfollytheyoughttoplacehim。
Sanchohavingfinishedhissupper,andleftthelandlordintheX
condition,repairedtotheroomwherehismasterwas,andashecameinsaid,“MayIdie,sirs,iftheauthorofthisbookyourworshipshavegothasanymindthatweshouldagree;ashecallsmegluttonaccordingtowhatyourworshipssayIwishhemaynotcallmedrunkardtoo。“
“Buthedoes,“saidDonJeronimo;“Icannotremember,however,inwhatway,thoughIknowhiswordsareoffensive,andwhatismore,lying,asIcanseeplainlybythephysiognomyoftheworthySanchobeforeme。“
“Believeme,“saidSancho,“theSanchoandtheDonQuixoteofthishistorymustbedifferentpersonsfromthosethatappearintheoneCideHameteBenengeliwrote,whoareourselves;mymastervaliant,wise,andtrueinlove,andIsimple,droll,andneithergluttonnordrunkard。“
“Ibelieveit,“saidDonJuan;“andwereitpossible,anordershouldbeissuedthatnooneshouldhavethepresumptiontodealwithanythingrelatingtoDonQuixote,savehisoriginalauthorCideHamete;justasAlexandercommandedthatnooneshouldpresumetopainthisportraitsaveApelles。“
“Lethimwhowillpaintme,“saidDonQuixote;“butlethimnotabuseme;forpatiencewilloftenbreakdownwhentheyheapinsultsuponit。“
“NonecanbeofferedtoSenorDonQuixote,“saidDonJuan,“thathehimselfwillnotbeabletoavenge,ifhedoesnotwarditoffwiththeshieldofhispatience,which,Itakeit,isgreatandstrong。“
Aconsiderableportionofthenightpassedinconversationofthissort,andthoughDonJuanwishedDonQuixotetoreadmoreofthebooktoseewhatitwasallabout,hewasnottobeprevailedupon,sayingthathetreateditasreadandpronounceditutterlysilly;
and,ifbyanychanceitshouldcometoitsauthor'searsthathehaditinhishand,hedidnotwanthimtoflatterhimselfwiththeideathathehadreadit;forourthoughts,andstillmoreoureyes,shouldkeepthemselvesalooffromwhatisobsceneandfilthy。
Theyaskedhimwhitherhemeanttodirecthissteps。Hereplied,toSaragossa,totakepartintheharnessjoustswhichwereheldinthatcityeveryyear。DonJuantoldhimthatthenewhistorydescribedhowDonQuixote,lethimbewhohemight,tookpartthereinatiltingatthering,utterlydevoidofinvention,poorinmottoes,verypoorincostume,thoughrichinsillinesses。
“Forthatveryreason,“saidDonQuixote,“IwillnotsetfootinSaragossa;andbythatmeansIshallexposetotheworldthelieofthisnewhistorywriter,andpeoplewillseethatIamnottheDonQuixotehespeaksof。“
“Youwilldoquiteright,“saidDonJeronimo;“andthereareotherjoustsatBarcelonainwhichSenorDonQuixotemaydisplayhisprowess。“
“ThatiswhatImeantodo,“saidDonQuixote;“andasitisnowtime,Iprayyourworshipstogivemeleavetoretiretobed,andtoplaceandretainmeamongthenumberofyourgreatestfriendsandservants。“
“Andmetoo,“saidSancho;“maybeI'llbegoodforsomething。“
Withthistheyexchangedfarewells,andDonQuixoteandSanchoretiredtotheirroom,leavingDonJuanandDonJeronimoamazedtoseethemedleyhemadeofhisgoodsenseandhiscraziness;andtheyfeltthoroughlyconvincedthatthese,andnotthosetheirAragoneseauthordescribed,werethegenuineDonQuixoteandSancho。DonQuixoterosebetimes,andbadeadieutohishostsbyknockingatthepartitionoftheotherroom。Sanchopaidthelandlordmagnificently,andrecommendedhimeithertosaylessabouttheprovidingofhisinnortokeepitbetterprovided。
CHAPTERLX
OFWHATHAPPENEDDONQUIXOTEONHISWAYTOBARCELONA
ITWASafreshmorninggivingpromiseofacooldayasDonQuixotequittedtheinn,firstofalltakingcaretoascertainthemostdirectroadtoBarcelonawithouttouchinguponSaragossa;soanxiouswashetomakeoutthisnewhistorian,whotheysaidabusedhimso,tobealiar。Well,asitfellout,nothingworthyofbeingrecordedhappenedhimforsixdays,attheendofwhich,havingturnedasideoutoftheroad,hewasovertakenbynightinathicketofoakorcorktrees;foronthispointCideHameteisnotaspreciseasheusuallyisonothermatters。
Masterandmandismountedfromtheirbeasts,andassoonastheyhadsettledthemselvesatthefootofthetrees,Sancho,whohadhadagoodnoontidemealthatday,lethimself,withoutmoreado,passthegatesofsleep。ButDonQuixote,whomhisthoughts,farmorethanhunger,keptawake,couldnotcloseaneye,androamedinfancytoandfrothroughallsortsofplaces。AtonemomentitseemedtohimthathewasinthecaveofMontesinosandsawDulcinea,transformedintoacountrywench,skippingandmountinguponhershe-ass;againthatthewordsofthesageMerlinweresoundinginhisears,settingforththeconditionstobeobservedandtheexertionstobemadeforthedisenchantmentofDulcinea。HelostallpatiencewhenheconsideredthelazinessandwantofcharityofhissquireSancho;
fortothebestofhisbeliefhehadonlygivenhimselffivelashes,anumberpaltryanddisproportionedtothevastnumberrequired。Atthisthoughthefeltsuchvexationandangerthathereasonedthematterthus:“IfAlexandertheGreatcuttheGordianknot,saying,'Tocutcomestothesamethingastountie,'andyetdidnotfailtobecomelordparamountofallAsia,neithermorenorlesscouldhappennowinDulcinea'sdisenchantmentifIscourgeSanchoagainsthiswill;
for,ifitistheconditionoftheremedythatSanchoshallreceivethreethousandandoddlashes,whatdoesitmattertomewhetherheinflictsthemhimself,orsomeoneelseinflictsthem,whentheessentialpointisthathereceivesthem,letthemcomefromwhateverquartertheymay?”
WiththisideahewentovertoSancho,havingfirsttakenRocinante'sreinsandarrangedthemsoastobeabletofloghimwiththem,andbegantountiethepointsthecommonbeliefishehadbutoneinfrontbywhichhisbreecheswereheldup;buttheinstantheapproachedhimSanchowokeupinhisfullsensesandcriedout,“Whatisthis?Whoistouchingmeanduntrussingme?”
“ItisI,“saidDonQuixote,“andIcometomakegoodthyshortcomingsandrelievemyowndistresses;Icometowhipthee,Sancho,andwipeoffsomeportionofthedebtthouhastundertaken。
Dulcineaisperishing,thouartlivingonregardless,Iamdyingofhopedeferred;thereforeuntrussthyselfwithagoodwill,formineitis,here,inthisretiredspot,togivetheeatleasttwothousandlashes。“
“Notabitofit,“saidSancho;“letyourworshipkeepquiet,orelsebythelivingGodthedeafshallhearus;thelashesIpledgedmyselftomustbevoluntaryandnotforceduponme,andjustnowI
havenofancytowhipmyself;itisenoughifIgiveyoumywordtoflogandflapmyselfwhenIhaveamind。“
“Itwillnotdotoleaveittothycourtesy,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“forthouarthardofheartand,thoughaclown,tenderofflesh;“andatthesametimehestroveandstruggledtountiehim。
SeeingthisSanchogotup,andgrapplingwithhismasterhegrippedhimwithallhismightinhisarms,givinghimatripwiththeheelstretchedhimonthegroundonhisback,andpressinghisrightkneeonhischestheldhishandsinhisownsothathecouldneithermovenorbreathe。
“Hownow,traitor!”exclaimedDonQuixote。“Dostthourevoltagainstthymasterandnaturallord?Dostthouriseagainsthimwhogivestheehisbread?”
“Ineitherputdownking,norsetupking,“saidSancho;“Ionlystandupformyselfwhoammyownlord;ifyourworshippromisesmetobequiet,andnottooffertowhipmenow,I'llletyougofreeandunhindered;ifnot-
TraitorandDonaSancha'sfoe,Thoudiestonthespot。“
DonQuixotegavehispromise,andsworebythelifeofhisthoughtsnottotouchsomuchasahairofhisgarments,andtoleavehimentirelyfreeandtohisowndiscretiontowhiphimselfwheneverhepleased。
Sanchoroseandremovedsomedistancefromthespot,butashewasabouttoplacehimselfleaningagainstanothertreehefeltsomethingtouchhishead,andputtinguphishandsencounteredsomebody'stwofeetwithshoesandstockingsonthem。Hetrembledwithfearandmadeforanothertree,wheretheverysamethinghappenedtohim,andhefella-shouting,callinguponDonQuixotetocomeandprotecthim。DonQuixotedidso,andaskedhimwhathadhappenedtohim,andwhathewasafraidof。Sanchorepliedthatallthetreeswerefullofmen'sfeetandlegs。DonQuixotefeltthem,andguessedatoncewhatitwas,andsaidtoSancho,“Thouhastnothingtobeafraidof,forthesefeetandlegsthatthoufeelestbutcanstnotseebelongnodoubttosomeoutlawsandfreebootersthathavebeenhangedonthesetrees;fortheauthoritiesinthesepartsarewonttohangthemupbytwentiesandthirtieswhentheycatchthem;wherebyIconjecturethatImustbenearBarcelona;“anditwas,infact,ashesupposed;withthefirstlighttheylookedupandsawthatthefruithangingonthosetreeswerefreebooters'bodies。
Andnowdaydawned;andifthedeadfreebootershadscaredthem,theirheartswerenolesstroubledbyupwardsoffortylivingones,whoallofasuddensurroundedthem,andintheCatalantonguebadethemstandandwaituntiltheircaptaincameup。DonQuixotewasonfootwithhishorseunbridledandhislanceleaningagainstatree,andinshortcompletelydefenceless;hethoughtitbestthereforetofoldhisarmsandbowhisheadandreservehimselfforamorefavourableoccasionandopportunity。TherobbersmadehastetosearchDapple,anddidnotleavehimasinglethingofallhecarriedinthealforjasandinthevalise;andluckyitwasforSanchothattheduke'scrownsandthosehebroughtfromhomewereinagirdlethatheworeroundhim;butforallthatthesegoodfolkwouldhavestrippedhim,andevenlookedtoseewhathehadhiddenbetweentheskinandflesh,butforthearrivalatthatmomentoftheircaptain,whowasaboutthirty-fouryearsofageapparently,stronglybuilt,abovethemiddleheight,ofsternaspectandswarthycomplexion。Hewasmounteduponapowerfulhorse,andhadonacoatofmail,withfourofthepistolstheycallpetronelsinthatcountryathiswaist。HesawthathissquiresforsotheycallthosewhofollowthattradewereabouttorifleSanchoPanza,butheorderedthemtodesistandwasatonceobeyed,sothegirdleescaped。Hewonderedtoseethelanceleaningagainstthetree,theshieldontheground,andDonQuixoteinarmouranddejected,withthesaddestandmostmelancholyfacethatsadnessitselfcouldproduce;andgoinguptohimhesaid,“Benotsocastdown,goodman,foryouhavenotfallenintothehandsofanyinhumanBusiris,butintoRoqueGuinart's,whicharemoremercifulthancruel。“
“Thecauseofmydejection,“returnedDonQuixote,“isnotthatI
havefallenintothyhands,OvaliantRoque,whosefameisboundedbynolimitsonearth,butthatmycarelessnessshouldhavebeensogreatthatthysoldiersshouldhavecaughtmeunbridled,whenitismyduty,accordingtotheruleofknight-errantrywhichIprofess,tobealwaysonthealertandatalltimesmyownsentinel;forletmetellthee,greatRoque,hadtheyfoundmeonmyhorse,withmylanceandshield,itwouldnothavebeenveryeasyforthemtoreducemetosubmission,forIamDonQuixoteofLaMancha,hewhohathfilledthewholeworldwithhisachievements。“
RoqueGuinartatonceperceivedthatDonQuixote'sweaknesswasmoreakintomadnessthantoswagger;andthoughhehadsometimesheardhimspokenof,heneverregardedthethingsattributedtohimastrue,norcouldhepersuadehimselfthatsuchahumourcouldbecomedominantintheheartofman;hewasextremelyglad,therefore,tomeethimandtestatclosequarterswhathehadheardofhimatadistance;sohesaidtohim,“Despairnot,valiantknight,norregardasanuntowardfatethepositioninwhichthoufindestthyself;itmaybethatbytheseslipsthycrookedfortunewillmakeitselfstraight;forheavenbystrangecircuitousways,mysteriousandincomprehensibletoman,raisesupthefallenandmakesrichthepoor。“
DonQuixotewasabouttothankhim,whentheyheardbehindthemanoiseasofatroopofhorses;therewas,however,butone,ridingonwhichatafuriouspacecameayouth,apparentlyabouttwentyyearsofage,cladingreendamaskedgedwithgoldandbreechesandaloosefrock,withahatloopedupintheWalloonfashion,tight-fittingpolishedboots,giltspurs,daggerandsword,andinhishandamusketoon,andapairofpistolsathiswaist。
Roqueturnedroundatthenoiseandperceivedthiscomelyfigure,whichdrawingnearthusaddressedhim,“Icameinquestofthee,valiantRoque,tofindintheeifnotaremedyatleastreliefinmymisfortune;andnottokeeptheeinsuspense,forIseethoudostnotrecogniseme,IwilltelltheewhoIam;IamClaudiaJeronima,thedaughterofSimonForte,thygoodfriend,andspecialenemyofClauquelTorrellas,whoisthinealsoasbeingofthefactionopposedtothee。ThouknowestthatthisTorrellashasasonwhoiscalled,oratleastwasnottwohourssince,DonVicenteTorrellas。
Well,tocutshortthetaleofmymisfortune,Iwilltelltheeinafewwordswhatthisyouthhasbroughtuponme。Hesawme,hepaidcourttome,Ilistenedtohim,and,unknowntomyfather,Ilovedhim;forthereisnowoman,howeversecludedshemayliveorcloseshemaybekept,whowillnothaveopportunitiesandtospareforfollowingherheadlongimpulses。Inaword,hepledgedhimselftobemine,andIpromisedtobehis,withoutcarryingmattersanyfurther。YesterdayIlearnedthat,forgetfulofhispledgetome,hewasabouttomarryanother,andthathewastogothismorningtoplighthistroth,intelligencewhichoverwhelmedandexasperatedme;
myfathernotbeingathomeIwasabletoadoptthiscostumeyousee,andurgingmyhorsetospeedIovertookDonVicenteaboutaleaguefromthis,andwithoutwaitingtoutterreproachesorhearexcusesIfiredthismusketathim,andthesetwopistolsbesides,andtothebestofmybeliefImusthavelodgedmorethantwobulletsinhisbody,openingdoorstoletmyhonourgofree,envelopedinhisblood。Ilefthimthereinthehandsofhisservants,whodidnotdareandwerenotabletointerfereinhisdefence,andIcometoseekfromtheeasafe-conductintoFrance,whereIhaverelativeswithwhomI
canlive;andalsotoimploretheetoprotectmyfather,sothatDonVicente'snumerouskinsmenmaynotventuretowreaktheirlawlessvengeanceuponhim。“
Roque,filledwithadmirationatthegallantbearing,highspirit,comelyfigure,andadventureofthefairClaudia,saidtoher,“Come,senora,letusgoandseeifthyenemyisdead;andthenwewillconsiderwhatwillbebestforthee。“DonQuixote,whohadbeenlisteningtowhatClaudiasaidandRoqueGuinartsaidinreplytoher,exclaimed,“Nobodyneedtroublehimselfwiththedefenceofthislady,forItakeituponmyself。Givememyhorseandarms,andwaitformehere;Iwillgoinquestofthisknight,anddeadoraliveIwillmakehimkeephiswordplightedtosogreatbeauty。“
“Nobodyneedhaveanydoubtaboutthat,“saidSancho,“formymasterhasaveryhappyknackofmatchmaking;it'snotmanydayssinceheforcedanothermantomarry,whointhesamewaybackedoutofhispromisetoanothermaiden;andifithadnotbeenforhispersecutorstheenchanterschangingtheman'spropershapeintoalacquey'sthesaidmaidenwouldnotbeonethisminute。“
Roque,whowaspayingmoreattentiontothefairClaudia'sadventurethantothewordsofmasterorman,didnothearthem;andorderinghissquirestorestoretoSanchoeverythingtheyhadstrippedDappleof,hedirectedthemtoreturntotheplacewheretheyhadbeenquarteredduringthenight,andthensetoffwithClaudiaatfullspeedinsearchofthewoundedorslainDonVicente。TheyreachedthespotwhereClaudiamethim,butfoundnothingtheresavefreshlyspiltblood;lookingallround,however,theydescriedsomepeopleontheslopeofahillabovethem,andconcluded,asindeeditprovedtobe,thatitwasDonVicente,whomeitherdeadoralivehisservantswereremovingtoattendtohiswoundsortoburyhim。Theymadehastetoovertakethem,which,asthepartymovedslowly,theywereabletodowithease。TheyfoundDonVicenteinthearmsofhisservants,whomhewasentreatinginabrokenfeeblevoicetoleavehimtheretodie,asthepainofhiswoundswouldnotsufferhimtogoanyfarther。ClaudiaandRoquethrewthemselvesofftheirhorsesandadvancedtowardshim;theservantswereoverawedbytheappearanceofRoque,andClaudiawasmovedbythesightofDonVicente,andgoinguptohimhalftenderlyhalfsternly,sheseizedhishandandsaidtohim,“Hadstthougivenmethisaccordingtoourcompactthouhadstnevercometothispass。“
Thewoundedgentlemanopenedhisallbutclosedeyes,andrecognisingClaudiasaid,“Iseeclearly,fairandmistakenlady,thatitisthouthathastslainme,apunishmentnotmeritedordeservedbymyfeelingstowardsthee,forneverdidImeanto,norcouldI,wrongtheeinthoughtordeed。“
“Itisnottrue,then,“saidClaudia,“thatthouwertgoingthismorningtomarryLeonorathedaughteroftherichBalvastro?”
“Assuredlynot,“repliedDonVicente;“mycruelfortunemusthavecarriedthosetidingstotheetodrivetheeinthyjealousytotakemylife;andtoassurethyselfofthis,pressmyhandsandtakemeforthyhusbandifthouwilt;Ihavenobettersatisfactiontooffertheeforthewrongthoufanciestthouhastreceivedfromme。“
Claudiawrunghishands,andherownheartwassowrungthatshelayfaintingonthebleedingbreastofDonVicente,whomadeathspasmseizedthesameinstant。Roquewasinperplexityandknewnotwhattodo;theservantsrantofetchwatertosprinkletheirfaces,andbroughtsomeandbathedthemwithit。Claudiarecoveredfromherfaintingfit,butnotsoDonVicentefromtheparoxysmthathadovertakenhim,forhislifehadcometoanend。Onperceivingthis,Claudia,whenshehadconvincedherselfthatherbelovedhusbandwasnomore,renttheairwithhersighsandmadetheheavensringwithherlamentations;shetoreherhairandscatteredittothewinds,shebeatherfacewithherhandsandshowedallthesignsofgriefandsorrowthatcouldbeconceivedtocomefromanafflictedheart。
“Cruel,recklesswoman!”shecried,“howeasilywertthoumovedtocarryoutathoughtsowicked!Ofuriousforceofjealousy,towhatdesperatelengthsdostthouleadthosethatgivetheelodgingintheirbosoms!Ohusband,whoseunhappyfateinbeingminehathbornetheefromthemarriagebedtothegrave!”
SovehementandsopiteouswerethelamentationsofClaudiathattheydrewtearsfromRoque'seyes,unusedastheyweretoshedthemonanyoccasion。Theservantswept,Claudiaswoonedawayagainandagain,andthewholeplaceseemedafieldofsorrowandanabodeofmisfortune。IntheendRoqueGuinartdirectedDonVicente'sservantstocarryhisbodytohisfather'svillage,whichwascloseby,forburial。Claudiatoldhimshemeanttogotoamonasteryofwhichanauntofherswasabbess,wheresheintendedtopassherlifewithabetterandeverlastingspouse。Heapplaudedherpiousresolution,andofferedtoaccompanyherwhithersoevershewished,andtoprotectherfatheragainstthekinsmenofDonVicenteandalltheworld,shouldtheyseektoinjurehim。Claudiawouldnotonanyaccountallowhimtoaccompanyher;andthankinghimforhisoffersaswellasshecould,tookleaveofhimintears。TheservantsofDonVicentecarriedawayhisbody,andRoquereturnedtohiscomrades,andsoendedtheloveofClaudiaJeronima;butwhatwonder,whenitwastheinsuperableandcruelmightofjealousythatwovethewebofhersadstory?
RoqueGuinartfoundhissquiresattheplacetowhichhehadorderedthem,andDonQuixoteonRocinanteinthemidstofthemdeliveringaharanguetotheminwhichheurgedthemtogiveupamodeoflifesofullofperil,aswelltothesoulastothebody;butasmostofthemwereGascons,roughlawlessfellows,hisspeechdidnotmakemuchimpressiononthem。RoqueoncomingupaskedSanchoifhismenhadreturnedandrestoredtohimthetreasuresandjewelstheyhadstrippedoffDapple。Sanchosaidtheyhad,butthatthreekerchiefsthatwereworththreecitiesweremissing。
“Whatareyoutalkingabout,man?”saidoneofthebystanders;“I
havegotthem,andtheyarenotworththreereals。“
“Thatistrue,“saidDonQuixote;“butmysquirevaluesthemattheratehesays,ashavingbeengivenmebythepersonwhogavethem。“
RoqueGuinartorderedthemtoberestoredatonce;andmakinghismenfallininlinehedirectedalltheclothing,jewellery,andmoneythattheyhadtakensincethelastdistributiontobeproduced;andmakingahastyvaluation,andreducingwhatcouldnotbedividedintomoney,hemadesharesforthewholebandsoequitablyandcarefully,thatinnocasedidheexceedorfallshortofstrictdistributivejustice。
Whenthishadbeendone,andallleftsatisfied,RoqueobservedtoDonQuixote,“Ifthisscrupulousexactnesswerenotobservedwiththesefellowstherewouldbenolivingwiththem。“
UponthisSanchoremarked,“FromwhatIhaveseenhere,justiceissuchagoodthingthatthereisnodoingwithoutit,evenamongthethievesthemselves。“
Oneofthesquiresheardthis,andraisingthebutt-endofhisharquebusswouldnodoubthavebrokenSancho'sheadwithithadnotRoqueGuinartcalledouttohimtoholdhishand。Sanchowasfrightenedoutofhiswits,andvowednottoopenhislipssolongashewasinthecompanyofthesepeople。
Atthisinstantoneortwoofthosesquireswhowerepostedassentinelsontheroads,towatchwhocamealongthemandreportwhatpassedtotheirchief,cameupandsaid,“Senor,thereisagreattroopofpeoplenotfaroffcomingalongtheroadtoBarcelona。“
TowhichRoquereplied,“Hastthoumadeoutwhethertheyareofthesortthatareafterus,orofthesortweareafter?”
“Thesortweareafter,“saidthesquire。
“Wellthen,awaywithyouall,“saidRoque,“andbringthemheretomeatoncewithoutlettingoneofthemescape。“
Theyobeyed,andDonQuixote,Sancho,andRoque,leftbythemselves,waitedtoseewhatthesquiresbrought,andwhiletheywerewaitingRoquesaidtoDonQuixote,“ItmustseemastrangesortoflifetoSenorDonQuixote,thisofours,strangeadventures,strangeincidents,andallfullofdanger;andIdonotwonderthatitshouldseemso,forintruthImustownthereisnomodeoflifemorerestlessoranxiousthanours。Whatledmeintoitwasacertainthirstforvengeance,whichisstrongenoughtodisturbthequietesthearts。Iambynaturetender-heartedandkindly,but,asI
said,thedesiretorevengemyselfforawrongthatwasdonemesooverturnsallmybetterimpulsesthatIkeeponinthiswayoflifeinspiteofwhatconsciencetellsme;andasonedepthcallstoanother,andonesintoanothersin,revengeshavelinkedthemselvestogether,andIhavetakenuponmyselfnotonlymyownbutthoseofothers:itpleasesGod,however,that,thoughIseemyselfinthismazeofentanglements,Idonotloseallhopeofescapingfromitandreachingasafeport。“
DonQuixotewasamazedtohearRoqueuttersuchexcellentandjustsentiments,forhedidnotthinkthatamongthosewhofollowedsuchtradesasrobbing,murdering,andwaylaying,therecouldbeanyonecapableofavirtuousthought,andhesaidinreply,“SenorRoque,thebeginningofhealthliesinknowingthediseaseandinthesickman'swillingnesstotakethemedicineswhichthephysicianprescribes;youaresick,youknowwhatailsyou,andheaven,ormoreproperlyspeakingGod,whoisourphysician,willadministermedicinesthatwillcureyou,andcuregradually,andnotofasuddenorbyamiracle;besides,sinnersofdiscernmentareneareramendmentthanthosewhoarefools;andasyourworshiphasshowngoodsenseinyourremarks,allyouhavetodoistokeepupagoodheartandtrustthattheweaknessofyourconsciencewillbestrengthened。
Andifyouhaveanydesiretoshortenthejourneyandputyourselfeasilyinthewayofsalvation,comewithme,andIwillshowyouhowtobecomeaknight-errant,acallingwhereinsomanyhardshipsandmishapsareencounteredthatiftheybetakenaspenancestheywilllodgeyouinheaveninatrice。“
RoquelaughedatDonQuixote'sexhortation,andchangingtheconversationherelatedthetragicaffairofClaudiaJeronima,atwhichSanchowasextremelygrieved;forhehadnotfoundtheyoungwoman'sbeauty,boldness,andspiritatallamiss。
Andnowthesquiresdespatchedtomaketheprizecameup,bringingwiththemtwogentlemenonhorseback,twopilgrimsonfoot,andacoachfullofwomenwithsomesixservantsonfootandonhorsebackinattendanceonthem,andacoupleofmuleteerswhomthegentlemenhadwiththem。Thesquiresmadearingroundthem,bothvictorsandvanquishedmaintainingprofoundsilence,waitingforthegreatRoqueGuinarttospeak。Heaskedthegentlemenwhotheywere,whithertheyweregoing,andwhatmoneytheycarriedwiththem;“Senor,“repliedoneofthem,“wearetwocaptainsofSpanishinfantry;ourcompaniesareatNaples,andweareonourwaytoembarkinfourgalleyswhichtheysayareatBarcelonaunderordersforSicily;andwehaveabouttwoorthreehundredcrowns,withwhichweare,accordingtoournotions,richandcontented,forasoldier'spovertydoesnotallowamoreextensivehoard。“
Roqueaskedthepilgrimsthesamequestionshehadputtothecaptains,andwasansweredthattheyweregoingtotakeshipforRome,andthatbetweenthemtheymighthaveaboutsixtyreals。Heaskedalsowhowasinthecoach,whithertheywereboundandwhatmoneytheyhad,andoneofthemenonhorsebackreplied,“ThepersonsinthecoacharemyladyDonaGuiomardeQuinones,wifeoftheregentoftheVicariaatNaples,herlittledaughter,ahandmaidandaduenna;wesixservantsareinattendanceuponher,andthemoneyamountstosixhundredcrowns。“
“Sothen,“saidRoqueGuinart,“wehavegothereninehundredcrownsandsixtyreals;mysoldiersmustnumbersomesixty;seehowmuchtherefallstoeach,forIamabadarithmetician。“Assoonastherobbersheardthistheyraisedashoutof“LonglifetoRoqueGuinart,inspiteofthelladresthatseekhisruin!”
Thecaptainsshowedplainlytheconcerntheyfelt,theregent'sladywasdowncast,andthepilgrimsdidnotatallenjoyseeingtheirpropertyconfiscated。Roquekepttheminsuspenseinthiswayforawhile;buthehadnodesiretoprolongtheirdistress,whichmightbeseenabowshotoff,andturningtothecaptainshesaid,“Sirs,willyourworshipsbepleasedofyourcourtesytolendmesixtycrowns,andherladyshiptheregent'swifeeighty,tosatisfythisbandthatfollowsme,for'itisbyhissingingtheabbotgetshisdinner;'andthenyoumayatonceproceedonyourjourney,freeandunhindered,withasafe-conductwhichIshallgiveyou,sothatifyoucomeacrossanyotherbandsofminethatIhavescatteredintheseparts,theymaydoyounoharm;forIhavenointentionofdoinginjurytosoldiers,ortoanywoman,especiallyoneofquality。“
ProfuseandheartyweretheexpressionsofgratitudewithwhichthecaptainsthankedRoqueforhiscourtesyandgenerosity;forsuchtheyregardedhisleavingthemtheirownmoney。SenoraDonaGuiomardeQuinoneswantedtothrowherselfoutofthecoachtokissthefeetandhandsofthegreatRoque,buthewouldnotsufferitonanyaccount;
sofarfromthat,hebeggedherpardonforthewronghehaddoneherunderpressureoftheinexorablenecessitiesofhisunfortunatecalling。Theregent'sladyorderedoneofherservantstogivetheeightycrownsthathadbeenassessedashershareatonce,forthecaptainshadalreadypaiddowntheirsixty。Thepilgrimswereabouttogiveupthewholeoftheirlittlehoard,butRoquebadethemkeepquiet,andturningtohismenhesaid,“Ofthesecrownstwofalltoeachmanandtwentyremainover;lettenbegiventothesepilgrims,andtheothertentothisworthysquirethathemaybeabletospeakfavourablyofthisadventure;“andthenhavingwritingmaterials,withwhichhealwayswentprovided,broughttohim,hegavetheminwritingasafe-conducttotheleadersofhisbands;andbiddingthemfarewellletthemgofreeandfilledwithadmirationathismagnanimity,hisgenerousdisposition,andhisunusualconduct,andinclinedtoregardhimasanAlexandertheGreatratherthananotoriousrobber。
OneofthesquiresobservedinhismixtureofGasconandCatalan,“Thiscaptainofourswouldmakeabetterfriarthanhighwayman;ifhewantstobesogenerousanothertime,letitbewithhisownpropertyandnotours。“
TheunluckywightdidnotspeaksolowbutthatRoqueoverheardhim,anddrawinghisswordalmostsplithisheadintwo,saying,“ThatisthewayIpunishimpudentsaucyfellows。“Theywerealltakenaback,andnotoneofthemdaredtoutteraword,suchdeferencedidtheypayhim。RoquethenwithdrewtoonesideandwrotealettertoafriendofhisatBarcelona,tellinghimthatthefamousDonQuixoteofLaMancha,theknight-errantofwhomtherewassomuchtalk,waswithhim,andwas,heassuredhim,thedrollestandwisestmanintheworld;andthatinfourdaysfromthatdate,thatistosay,onSaintJohntheBaptist'sDay,hewasgoingtodeposithiminfullarmourmountedonhishorseRocinante,togetherwithhissquireSanchoonanass,inthemiddleofthestrandofthecity;andbiddinghimgivenoticeofthistohisfriendstheNiarros,thattheymightdivertthemselveswithhim。Hewished,hesaid,hisenemiestheCadellscouldbedeprivedofthispleasure;butthatwasimpossible,becausethecrazesandshrewdsayingsofDonQuixoteandthehumoursofhissquireSanchoPanzacouldnothelpgivinggeneralpleasuretoalltheworld。Hedespatchedtheletterbyoneofhissquires,who,exchangingthecostumeofahighwaymanforthatofapeasant,madehiswayintoBarcelonaandgaveittothepersontowhomitwasdirected。
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