AndJuliasatewithJuan,halfembracedAndhalfretiringfromtheglowingarm,Whichtrembledlikethebosomwhere'twasplaced;
Yetstillshemusthavethoughttherewasnoharm,Orelse'twereeasytowithdrawherwaist;
Butthenthesituationhaditscharm,Andthen-Godknowswhatnext-Ican'tgoon;
I'malmostsorrythatIe'erbegun。
OhPlato!Plato!youhavepavedtheway,Withyourconfoundedfantasies,tomoreImmoralconductbythefanciedswayYoursystemfeignso'erthecontroullesscoreOfhumanhearts,thanallthelongarrayOfpoetsandromancers:-You'reabore,Acharlatan,acoxcomb-andhavebeen,Atbest,nobetterthanago-between。
AndJulia'svoicewaslost,exceptinsighs,Untiltoolateforusefulconversation;
Thetearsweregushingfromhergentleeyes,Iwishindeedtheyhadnothadoccasion,Butwho,alas!canlove,andthenbewise?
Notthatremorsedidnotopposetemptation;
Alittlestillshestrove,andmuchrepentedAndwhispering'Iwillne'erconsent'-consented。
'TissaidthatXerxesoffer'darewardTothosewhocouldinventhimanewpleasure:
Methinkstherequisition'sratherhard,Andmusthavecosthismajestyatreasure:
Formypart,I'mamoderate-mindedbard,FondofalittlelovewhichIcallleisure;
Icarenotfornewpleasures,astheoldArequiteenoughforme,sotheybuthold。
OhPleasure!youareindeedapleasantthing,Althoughonemustbedamn'dforyou,nodoubt:
ImakearesolutioneveryspringOfreformation,eretheyearrunout,Butsomehow,thismyvestalvowtakeswing,Yetstill,Itrustitmaybekeptthroughout:
I'mverysorry,verymuchashamed,Andmean,nextwinter,tobequitereclaim'd。
HeremychasteMusealibertymusttake-
Startnot!stillchasterreader-she'llbenicehence-
Forward,andthereisnogreatcausetoquake;
Thislibertyisapoeticlicence,WhichsomeirregularitymaymakeInthedesign,andasIhaveahighsenseOfAristotleandtheRules,'tisfitTobeghispardonwhenIerrabit。
ThislicenceistohopethereaderwillSupposefromJunethesixththefatalday,WithoutwhoseepochmypoeticskillForwantoffactswouldallbethrownaway,ButkeepingJuliaandDonJuanstillInsight,thatseveralmonthshavepass'd;we'llsay'TwasinNovember,butI'mnotsosureAbouttheday-theera'smoreobscure。
We'lltalkofthatanon-'TissweettohearAtmidnightontheblueandmoonlitdeepThesongandoarofAdria'sgondolier,Bydistancemellow'd,o'erthewaterssweep;
'Tissweettoseetheeveningstarappear;
'Tissweettolistenasthenight-windscreepFromleaftoleaf;'tissweettoviewonhighTherainbow,basedonocean,spanthesky。
'Tissweettohearthewatch-dog'shonestbarkBaydeep-mouth'dwelcomeaswedrawnearhome;
'TissweettoknowthereisaneyewillmarkOurcoming,andlookbrighterwhenwecome;
'Tissweettobeawaken'dbythelark,Orlull'dbyfallingwaters;sweetthehumOfbees,thevoiceofgirls,thesongofbirds,Thelispofchildren,andtheirearliestwords。
Sweetisthevintage,whentheshoweringgrapesInBacchanalprofusionreeltoearth,Purpleandgushing:sweetareourescapesFromcivicrevelrytoruralmirth;
Sweettothemiserarehisglitteringheaps,Sweettothefatherishisfirst-born'sbirth,Sweetisrevenge-especiallytowomen,Pillagetosoldiers,prize-moneytoseamen。
Sweetisalegacy,andpassingsweetTheunexpecteddeathofsomeoldladyOrgentlemanofseventyyearscomplete,Who'vemade'usyouth'waittoo-toolongalreadyForanestate,orcash,orcountryseat,Stillbreaking,butwithstaminasosteadyThatalltheIsraelitesarefittomobitsNextownerfortheirdouble-damn'dpost-obits。
'Tissweettowin,nomatterhow,one'slaurels,Bybloodorink;'tissweettoputanendTostrife;'tissometimessweettohaveourquarrels,Particularlywithatiresomefriend:
Sweetisoldwineinbottles,aleinbarrels;
DearisthehelplesscreaturewedefendAgainsttheworld;anddeartheschoolboyspotWene'erforget,thoughthereweareforgot。
Butsweeterstillthanthis,thanthese,thanall,Isfirstandpassionatelove-itstandsalone,LikeAdam'srecollectionofhisfall;
Thetreeofknowledgehasbeenpluck'd-all'sknown-
AndlifeyieldsnothingfurthertorecallWorthyofthisambrosialsin,soshown,Nodoubtinfable,astheunforgivenFirewhichPrometheusfilch'dforusfromheaven。
Man'sastrangeanimal,andmakesstrangeuseOfhisownnature,andthevariousarts,AndlikesparticularlytoproduceSomenewexperimenttoshowhisparts;
Thisistheageofodditiesletloose,Wheredifferenttalentsfindtheirdifferentmarts;
You'dbestbeginwithtruth,andwhenyou'velostyourLabour,there'sasuremarketforimposture。
Whatoppositediscoverieswehaveseen!
Signsoftruegenius,andofemptypockets。
Onemakesnewnoses,oneaguillotine,Onebreaksyourbones,onesetsthemintheirsockets;
ButvaccinationcertainlyhasbeenAkindantithesistoCongreve'srockets,WithwhichtheDoctorpaidoffanoldpox,Byborrowinganewonefromanox。
Breadhasbeenmadeindifferentfrompotatoes;
Andgalvanismhassetsomecorpsesgrinning,Buthasnotanswer'dliketheapparatusOftheHumaneSociety'sbeginningBywhichmenareunsuffocatedgratis:
Whatwondrousnewmachineshavelatebeenspinning!
Isaidthesmall-poxhasgoneoutoflate;
Perhapsitmaybefollow'dbythegreat。
'TissaidthegreatcamefromAmerica;
Perhapsitmaysetoutonitsreturn,-
Thepopulationtheresospreads,theysay'Tisgrownhightimetothinitinitsturn,Withwar,orplague,orfamine,anyway,Sothatcivilisationtheymaylearn;
Andwhichinravagethemoreloathsomeevilis-
Theirreallues,orourpseudo-syphilis?
Thisisthepatent-ageofnewinventionsForkillingbodies,andforsavingsouls,Allpropagatedwiththebestintentions;
SirHumphryDavy'slantern,bywhichcoalsAresafelyminedforinthemodehementions,Tombuctootravels,voyagestothePoles,Arewaystobenefitmankind,astrue,Perhaps,asshootingthematWaterloo。
Man'saphenomenon,oneknowsnotwhat,Andwonderfulbeyondallwondrousmeasure;
'Tispitythough,inthissublimeworld,thatPleasure'sasin,andsometimessin'sapleasure;
Fewmortalsknowwhatendtheywouldbeat,Butwhetherglory,power,orlove,ortreasure,Thepathisthroughperplexingways,andwhenThegoalisgain'd,wedie,youknow-andthen-
Whatthen?-Idonotknow,nomoredoyou-
Andsogoodnight-Returnwetoourstory:
'TwasinNovember,whenfinedaysarefew,Andthefarmountainswaxalittlehoary,Andclapawhitecapeontheirmantlesblue;
Andtheseadashesroundthepromontory,Andtheloudbreakerboilsagainsttherock,Andsobersunsmustsetatfiveo'clock。
'Twas,asthewatchmensay,acloudynight;
Nomoon,nostars,thewindwasloworloudBygusts,andmanyasparklinghearthwasbrightWiththepiledwood,roundwhichthefamilycrowd;
There'ssomethingcheerfulinthatsortoflight,Evenasasummersky'swithoutacloud:
I'mfondoffire,andcrickets,andallthat,Alobstersalad,andchampagne,andchat。
'Twasmidnight-DonnaJuliawasinbed,Sleeping,mostprobably,-whenatherdoorAroseaclattermightawakethedead,Iftheyhadneverbeenawokebefore,Andthattheyhavebeensoweallhaveread,Andaretobeso,attheleast,oncemore;-
Thedoorwasfasten'd,butwithvoiceandfistFirstknockswereheard,then'Madam-Madam-hist!
'ForGod'ssake,Madam-Madam-here'smymaster,Withmorethanhalfthecityathisback-
Waseverheardofsuchacurstdisaster!
'Tisnotmyfault-Ikeptgoodwatch-Alack!
Doprayundotheboltalittlefaster-
They'reonthestairjustnow,andinacrackWillallbehere;perhapsheyetmayfly-
Surelythewindow'snotsoveryhigh!'
BythistimeDonAlfonsowasarrived,Withtorches,friends,andservantsingreatnumber;
Themajorpartofthemhadlongbeenwived,AndthereforepausednottodisturbtheslumberOfanywickedwoman,whocontrivedBystealthherhusband'stemplestoencumber:
Examplesofthiskindaresocontagious,Wereonenotpunish'd,allwouldbeoutrageous。
Ican'ttellhow,orwhy,orwhatsuspicionCouldenterintoDonAlfonso'shead;
ButforacavalierofhisconditionItsurelywasexceedinglyill-bred,Withoutawordofpreviousadmonition,Toholdaleveeroundhislady'sbed,Andsummonlackeys,arm'dwithfireandsword,Toprovehimselfthethinghemostabhorr'd。
PoorDonnaJulia,startingasfromsleepMind-thatIdonotsay-shehadnotslept,Beganatoncetoscream,andyawn,andweep;
HermaidAntonia,whowasanadept,Contrivedtoflingthebed-clothesinaheap,Asifshehadjustnowfromoutthemcrept:
Ican'ttellwhysheshouldtakeallthistroubleToprovehermistresshadbeensleepingdouble。
ButJuliamistress,andAntoniamaid,Appear'dliketwopoorharmlesswomen,whoOfgoblins,butstillmoreofmenafraid,Hadthoughtonemanmightbedeterr'dbytwo,Andthereforesidebysideweregentlylaid,Untilthehoursofabsenceshouldrunthrough,Andtruanthusbandshouldreturn,andsay,'Mydear,Iwasthefirstwhocameaway。'
NowJuliafoundatlengthavoice,andcried,'Inheaven'sname,DonAlfonso,whatd'yemean?
Hasmadnessseizedyou?wouldthatIhaddiedEresuchamonster'svictimIhadbeen!
Whatmaythismidnightviolencebetide,Asuddenfitofdrunkennessorspleen?
Dareyoususpectme,whomthethoughtwouldkill?
Search,then,theroom!'-Alfonsosaid,'Iwill。'
Hesearch'd,theysearch'd,andrummagedeverywhere,Closetandclothes'press,chestandwindow-seat,Andfoundmuchlinen,lace,andseveralpairOfstockings,slippers,brushes,combs,complete,Withotherarticlesofladiesfair,Tokeepthembeautiful,orleavethemneat:
Arrastheyprick'dandcurtainswiththeirswords,Andwoundedseveralshutters,andsomeboards。
Underthebedtheysearch'd,andtheretheyfound-
Nomatterwhat-itwasnotthattheysought;
Theyopen'dwindows,gazingifthegroundHadsignsorfootmarks,buttheearthsaidnought;
Andthentheystaredeachother'sfacesround:
'Tisodd,notoneofalltheseseekersthought,Andseemstomealmostasortofblunder,Oflookinginthebedaswellasunder。
Duringthisinquisition,Julia'stongueWasnotasleep-'Yes,searchandsearch,'shecried,'Insultoninsultheap,andwrongonwrong!
ItwasforthisthatIbecameabride!
ForthisinsilenceIhavesuffer'dlongAhusbandlikeAlfonsoatmyside;
ButnowI'llbearnomore,norhereremain,IftherebelaworlawyersinallSpain。
'Yes,DonAlfonso!husbandnownomore,Ifeveryouindeeddeservedthename,Is'tworthyofyouryears?-youhavethreescore-
Fifty,orsixty,itisallthesame-
Is'twiseorfitting,causelesstoexploreForfactsagainstavirtuouswoman'sfame?
Ungrateful,perjured,barbarousDonAlfonso,Howdareyouthinkyourladywouldgoonso?
'IsitforthisIhavedisdain'dtoholdThecommonprivilegesofmysex?
ThatIhavechosenaconfessorsooldAnddeaf,thatanyotheritwouldvex,Andneveroncehehashadcausetoscold,ButfoundmyveryinnocenceperplexSomuch,healwaysdoubtedIwasmarried-
HowsorryyouwillbewhenI'vemiscarried!
'WasitforthisthatnoCortejoe'erIyethavechosenfromouttheyouthofSeville?
IsitforthisIscarcewentanywhere,Excepttobull-fights,mass,play,rout,andrevel?
Isitforthis,whate'ermysuitorswere,Ifavor'dnone-nay,wasalmostuncivil?
IsitforthisthatGeneralCountO'Reilly,WhotookAlgiers,declaresIusedhimvilely?
'DidnottheItalianMusicoCazzaniSingatmyheartsixmonthsatleastinvain?
Didnothiscountryman,CountCorniani,CallmetheonlyvirtuouswifeinSpain?
WeretherenotalsoRussians,English,many?
TheCountStrongstroganoffIputinpain,AndLordMountCoffeehouse,theIrishpeer,Whokill'dhimselfforlovewithwinelastyear。
'HaveInothadtwobishopsatmyfeet,TheDukeofIchar,andDonFernanNunez?
Andisitthusafaithfulwifeyoutreat?
Iwonderinwhatquarternowthemoonis:
IpraiseyourvastforbearancenottobeatMealso,sincethetimesoopportuneis-
Oh,valiantman!withsworddrawnandcock'dtrigger,Now,tellme,don'tyoucutaprettyfigure?
'Wasitforthisyoutookyoursuddenjourney。
UnderpretenceofbusinessindispensableWiththatsublimeofrascalsyourattorney,WhomIseestandingthere,andlookingsensibleOfhavingplay'dthefool?thoughbothIspurn,heDeservestheworst,hisconduct'slessdefensible,Because,nodoubt,'twasforhisdirtyfee,Andnotfromanylovetoyounorme。
'Ifhecomesheretotakeadeposition,Byallmeansletthegentlemanproceed;
You'vemadetheapartmentinafitcondition:
There'spenandinkforyou,sir,whenyouneed-
Leteverythingbenotedwithprecision,Iwouldnotyoufornothingshouldbefee'd-
But,asmymaid'sundrest,prayturnyourspiesout。'
'Oh!'sobb'dAntonia,'Icouldteartheireyesout。'
'Thereisthecloset,therethetoilet,thereTheantechamber-searchthemunder,over;
Thereisthesofa,therethegreatarm-chair,Thechimney-whichwouldreallyholdalover。
Iwishtosleep,andbegyouwilltakecareAndmakenofurthernoise,tillyoudiscoverThesecretcavernofthislurkingtreasure-
Andwhen'tisfound,letme,too,havethatpleasure。
'Andnow,Hidalgo!nowthatyouhavethrownDoubtuponme,confusionoverall,PrayhavethecourtesytomakeitknownWhoisthemanyousearchfor?howd'yecalHim?what'shislineage?lethimbutbeshown-
Ihopehe'syoungandhandsome-ishetall?
Tellme-andbeassured,thatsinceyoustainMyhonourthus,itshallnotbeinvain。
'Atleast,perhaps,hehasnotsixtyyears,Atthatagehewouldbetoooldforslaughter,Orforsoyoungahusband'sjealousfearsAntonia!letmehaveaglassofwater。
Iamashamedofhavingshedthesetears,Theyareunworthyofmyfather'sdaughter;
Mymotherdream'dnotinmynatalhourThatIshouldfallintoamonster'spower。
'Perhaps'tisofAntoniayouarejealous,YousawthatshewassleepingbymysideWhenyoubrokeinuponuswithyourfellows:
Lookwhereyouplease-we'venothing,sir,tohide;
Onlyanothertime,Itrust,you'lltellus,OrforthesakeofdecencyabideAmomentatthedoor,thatwemaybeDresttoreceivesomuchgoodcompany。
'Andnow,sir,Ihavedone,andsaynomore;
ThelittleIhavesaidmayservetoshowTheguilelessheartinsilencemaygrieveo'erThewrongstowhoseexposureitisslow:
Ileaveyoutoyourconscienceasbefore,'Twillonedayaskyouwhyyouusedmeso?
Godgrantyoufeelnotthenthebitterestgrief!-
Antonia!where'smypocket-handkerchief?'
Sheceased,andturn'duponherpillow;paleShelay,herdarkeyesflashingthroughtheirtears,Likeskiesthatrainandlighten;asaveil,Wavedando'ershadingherwancheek,appearsHerstreaminghair;theblackcurlsstrive,butfail,Tohidetheglossyshoulder,whichuprearsItssnowthroughall;-hersoftlipslieapart,Andlouderthanherbreathingbeatsherheart。
TheSenhorDonAlfonsostoodconfused;
Antoniabustledroundtheransack'droom,And,turninguphernose,withlooksabusedHermasterandhismyrmidons,ofwhomNotone,excepttheattorney,wasamused;
He,likeAchates,faithfultothetomb,Sotherewerequarrels,carednotforthecause,Knowingtheymustbesettledbythelaws。
Withpryingsnub-nose,andsmalleyes,hestood,FollowingAntonia'smotionshereandthere,Withmuchsuspicioninhisattitude;
Forreputationshehadlittlecare;
Sothatasuitoractionweremadegood,Smallpityhadhefortheyoungandfair,Andne'erbelievedinnegatives,tilltheseWereprovedbycompetentfalsewitnesses。
ButDonAlfonsostoodwithdowncastlooks,And,truthtosay,hemadeafoolishfigure;
When,aftersearchinginfivehundrednooks,Andtreatingayoungwifewithsomuchrigour,Hegain'dnopoint,exceptsomeself-rebukes,AddedtothosehisladywithsuchvigourHadpour'duponhimforthelasthalf-hour,Quick,thick,andheavy-asathunder-shower。
Atfirsthetriedtohammeranexcuse,Towhichthesolereplywastearsandsobs,Andindicationsofhysterics,whosePrologueisalwayscertainthroes,andthrobs,Gasps,andwhateverelsetheownerschoose:
Alfonsosawhiswife,andthoughtofJob's;
Hesawtoo,inperspective,herrelations,Andthenhetriedtomusterallhispatience。
Hestoodinacttospeak,orratherstammer,ButsageAntoniacuthimshortbeforeTheanvilofhisspeechreceivedthehammer,With'Pray,sir,leavetheroom,andsaynomore,Ormadamdies。'-Alfonsomutter'd,'D-nher,'
Butnothingelse,thetimeofwordswaso'er;
Hecastaruefullookortwo,anddid,Heknewnotwherefore,thatwhichhewasbid。
Withhimretiredhis'possecomitatus,'
Theattorneylast,wholinger'dnearthedoorReluctantly,stilltarryingthereaslateasAntonialethim-notalittlesoreAtthismoststrangeandunexplain'd'hiatus'
InDonAlfonso'sfacts,whichjustnowworeAnawkwardlook;asherevolvedthecase,Thedoorwasfasten'dinhislegalface。
Nosoonerwasitbolted,than-Ohshame!
Ohsin!Ohsorrow!andohwomankind!
Howcanyoudosuchthingsandkeepyourfame,Unlessthisworld,andt'othertoo,beblind?
Nothingsodearasanunfilch'dgoodname!
Buttoproceed-forthereismorebehind:
Withmuchheartfeltreluctancebeitsaid,YoungJuanslipp'dhalf-smother'd,fromthebed。
Hehadbeenhid-Idon'tpretendtosayHow,norcanIindeeddescribethewhere-
Young,slender,andpack'deasily,helay,Nodoubt,inlittlecompass,roundorsquare;
ButpityhimIneithermustnormayHissuffocationbythatprettypair;
'Twerebetter,sure,todieso,thanbeshutWithmaudlinClarenceinhisMalmseybutt。
And,secondly,Ipitynot,becauseHehadnobusinesstocommitasin,Forbidbyheavenly,finedbyhumanlaws,Atleast'twasratherearlytobegin;
ButatsixteentheconsciencerarelygnawsSomuchaswhenwecallourolddebtsinAtsixtyyears,anddrawtheaccomptsofevil,Andfindadeucedbalancewiththedevil。
OfhispositionIcangivenonotion:
'TiswrittenintheHebrewChronicle,Howthephysicians,leavingpillandpotion,Prescribed,bywayofblister,ayoungbelle,WhenoldKingDavid'sbloodgrewdullinmotion,Andthatthemedicineanswer'dverywell;
Perhaps'twasinadifferentwayapplied,ForDavidlived,butJuannearlydied。
What'stobedone?AlfonsowillbebackThemomenthehassenthisfoolsaway。
Antonia'sskillwasputupontherack,Butnodevicecouldbebroughtintoplay-
Andhowtoparrytherenew'dattack?
Besides,itwantedbutfewhoursofday:
Antoniapuzzled;Juliadidnotspeak,Butpress'dherbloodlessliptoJuan'scheek。
Heturn'dhisliptohers,andwithhishandCall'dbackthetanglesofherwanderinghair;
Eventhentheirlovetheycouldnotallcommand,Andhalfforgottheirdangeranddespair:
Antonia'spatiencenowwasatastand-
'Come,come,'tisnotimenowforfoolingthere,'
Shewhisper'd,ingreatwrath-'ImustdepositThisprettygentlemanwithinthecloset:
'Pray,keepyournonsenseforsomeluckiernight-
Whocanhaveputmymasterinthismood?
Whatwillbecomeon't-I'minsuchafright,Thedevil'sintheurchin,andnogood-
Isthisatimeforgiggling?thisaplight?
Why,don'tyouknowthatitmayendinblood?
You'llloseyourlife,andIshalllosemyplace,Mymistressall,forthathalf-girlishface。
'HaditbutbeenforastoutcavalierOftwenty-fiveorthirtycome,makehaste-
Butforachild,whatpieceofworkishere!
Ireally,madam,wonderatyourtasteCome,sir,getin-mymastermustbenear:
There,forthepresent,attheleast,he'sfast,AndifwecanbuttillthemorningkeepOurcounsel-Juan,mind,youmustnotsleep。'
Now,DonAlfonsoentering,butalone,Closedtheorationofthetrustymaid:
Sheloiter'd,andhetoldhertobegone,Anordersomewhatsullenlyobey'd;
However,presentremedywasnone,Andnogreatgoodseem'danswer'difshestay'd:
Regardingbothwithslowandsidelongview,Shesnuff'dthecandle,curtsied,andwithdrew。
Alfonsopausedaminute-thenbegunSomestrangeexcusesforhislateproceeding;
Hewouldnotjustifywhathehaddone,Tosaythebest,itwasextremeill-breeding;
Buttherewereamplereasonsforit,noneOfwhichhespecifiedinthishispleading:
Hisspeechwasafinesample,onthewhole,Ofrhetoric,whichthelearn'dcall'rigmarole。'
Juliasaidnought;thoughallthewhilethereroseAreadyanswer,whichatonceenablesAmatron,whoherhusband'sfoibleknows,Byafewtimelywordstoturnthetables,Which,ifitdoesnotsilence,stillmustpose,-
Evenifitshouldcompriseapackoffables;
'Tistoretortwithfirmness,andwhenheSuspectswithone,doyoureproachwiththree。
Julia,infact,hadtolerablegrounds,-
Alfonso'sloveswithInezwerewellknown,Butwhether'twasthatone'sownguiltconfounds-
Butthatcan'tbe,ashasbeenoftenshown,Aladywithapologiesabounds;-
ItmightbethathersilencesprangaloneFromdelicacytoDonJuan'sear,Towhomsheknewhismother'sfamewasdear。
Theremightbeonemoremotive,whichmakestwo;
Alfonsone'ertoJuanhadalluded,-
Mention'dhisjealousybutneverwhoHadbeenthehappylover,heconcluded,Conceal'damongsthispremises;'tistrue,Hismindthemoreo'erthisitsmysterybrooded;
TospeakofIneznowwere,onemaysay,LikethrowingJuaninAlfonso'sway。
Ahint,intendercases,isenough;
Silenceisbest,besidesthereisatactThatmodernphraseappearstomesadstuff,Butitwillservetokeepmyversecompact-
Whichkeeps,whenpush'dbyquestionsratherrough,Aladyalwaysdistantfromthefact:
Thecharmingcreaturesliewithsuchagrace,There'snothingsobecomingtotheface。
Theyblush,andwebelievethem;atleastI
Havealwaysdoneso;'tisofnogreatuse,Inanycase,attemptingareply,Forthentheireloquencegrowsquiteprofuse;
Andwhenatlengththey'reoutofbreath,theysigh,Andcasttheirlanguideyesdown,andletlooseAtearortwo,andthenwemakeitup;
Andthen-andthen-andthen-sitdownandsup。
Alfonsoclosedhisspeech,andbegg'dherpardon,WhichJuliahalfwithheld,andthenhalfgranted,Andlaidconditionshethoughtveryhardon,Denyingseverallittlethingshewanted:
HestoodlikeAdamlingeringnearhisgarden,Withuselesspenitenceperplex'dandhaunted,Beseechingshenofurtherwouldrefuse,When,lo!hestumbledo'erapairofshoes。
Apairofshoes!-whatthen?notmuch,iftheyAresuchasfitwithladies'feet,buttheseNoonecantellhowmuchIgrievetosay
Weremasculine;toseethem,andtoseize,Wasbutamoment'sact-Ah!well-a-day!
Myteethbegintochatter,myveinsfreeze-
Alfonsofirstexaminedwelltheirfashion,Andthenflewoutintoanotherpassion。
Helefttheroomforhisrelinquish'dsword,AndJuliainstanttotheclosetflew。
'Fly,Juan,fly!forheaven'ssake-notaword-
Thedoorisopen-youmayyetslipthroughThepassageyousooftenhaveexplored-
Hereisthegarden-key-Fly-fly-Adieu!
Haste-haste!IhearAlfonso'shurryingfeet-
Dayhasnotbroke-there'snooneinthestreet:
Nonecansaythatthiswasnotgoodadvice,Theonlymischiefwas,itcametoolate;
Ofallexperience'tistheusualprice,Asortofincome-taxlaidonbyfate:
Juanhadreach'dtheroom-doorina。trice,Andmighthavedonesobythegarden-gate,ButmetAlfonsoinhisdressing-gown,Whothreaten'ddeath-soJuanknock'dhimdown。
Direwasthescuffle,andoutwentthelight;
Antoniacriedout'Rape!'andJulia'Fire!'
Butnotaservantstirr'dtoaidthefight。
Alfonso,pommell'dtohisheart'sdesire,Sworelustilyhe'dberevengedthisnight;
AndJuan,too,blasphemedanoctavehigher;
Hisbloodwasup:thoughyoung,hewasaTartar,Andnotatalldisposedtoproveamartyr。
Alfonso'sswordhaddropp'derehecoulddrawit,Andtheycontinuedbattlinghandtohand,ForJuanveryluckilyne'ersawit;
Histempernotbeingundergreatcommand,Ifatthatmomenthehadchancedtoclawit,Alfonso'sdayshadnotbeeninthelandMuchlonger-Thinkofhusbands',lovers'lives!
Andhowyemaybedoublywidows-wives!
Alfonsograppledtodetainthefoe,AndJuanthrottledhimtogetaway,Andblood'twasfromthenosebegantoflow;
Atlast,astheymorefaintlywrestlinglay,Juancontrivedtogiveanawkwardblow,Andthenhisonlygarmentquitegaveway;
Hefled,likeJoseph,leavingit;butthere,Idoubt,alllikenessendsbetweenthepair。
Lightscameatlength,andmen,andmaids,whofoundAnawkwardspectacletheireyesbefore;
Antoniainhysterics,Juliaswoon'd,Alfonsoleaning,breathless,bythedoor;
Somehalf-torndraperyscatter'dontheground,Someblood,andseveralfootsteps,butnomore:
Juanthegategain'd,turn'dthekeyabout,Andlikingnottheinside,lock'dtheout。
Hereendsthiscanto-NeedIsing,orsay,HowJuannaked,favour'dbythenight,Whofavourswhatsheshouldnot,foundhisway,Andreach'dhishomeinanunseemlyplight?
Thepleasantscandalwhicharosenextday,Theninedays'wonderwhichwasbroughttolight,AndhowAlfonsosuedforadivorce,WereintheEnglishnewspapers,ofcourse。
Ifyouwouldliketoseethewholeproceedings,Thedepositions,andthecauseatfull,Thenamesofallthewitnesses,thepleadingsOfcounseltononsuit,ortoannul,There'smorethanoneedition,andthereadingsArevarious,buttheynoneofthemaredull;
Thebestisthatinshort-handta'enbyGurney,WhotoMadridonpurposemadeajourney。
ButDonnaInez,todivertthetrainOfoneofthemostcirculatingscandalsThathadforcenturiesbeenknowninSpain,AtleastsincetheretirementoftheVandals,Firstvow'dandneverhadshevow'dinvain
ToVirginMaryseveralpoundsofcandles;
Andthen,bytheadviceofsomeoldladies,Shesenthersontobeshipp'dofffromCadiz。
ShehadresolvedthatheshouldtravelthroughAllEuropeanclimes,bylandorsea,Tomendhisformermorals,andgetnew,EspeciallyinFranceandItalyAtleastthisisthethingmostpeopledo。
Juliawassentintoaconvent:sheGrieved,but,perhaps,herfeelingsmaybebetterShowninthefollowingcopyofherLetter:-
'Theytellme'tisdecided;youdepart:
'Tiswise-'tiswell,butnotthelessapain;
Ihavenofurtherclaimonyouryoungheart,Mineisthevictim,andwouldbeagain;
TolovetoomuchhasbeentheonlyartIused;-Iwriteinhaste,andifastainBeonthissheet,'tisnotwhatitappears;
Myeyeballsburnandthrob,buthavenotears。
'Iloved,Iloveyou,forthislovehavelostState,station,heaven,mankind's,myownesteem,Andyetcannotregretwhatithathcost,Sodearisstillthememoryofthatdream;
Yet,ifInamemyguilt,'tisnottoboast,NonecandeemharshlierofmethanIdeem:
ItracethisscrawlbecauseIcannotrest-
I'venothingtoreproach,ortorequest。
'Man'sloveisofman'slifeathingapart,'Tiswoman'swholeexistence;manmayrangeThecourt,camp,church,thevessel,andthemart;
Sword,gown,gain,glory,offerinexchangePride,fame,ambition,tofilluphisheart,Andfewtherearewhomthesecannotestrange;
Menhavealltheseresources,webutone,Toloveagain,andbeagainundone。
'Youwillproceedinpleasure,andinpride,Belovedandlovingmany;alliso'erFormeonearth,exceptsomeyearstohideMyshameandsorrowdeepinmyheart'score;
TheseIcouldbear,butcannotcastasideThepassionwhichstillragesasbefore-
Andsofarewell-forgiveme,loveme-No,Thatwordisidlenow-butletitgo。
'Mybreasthasbeenallweakness,issoyet;
ButstillIthinkIcancollectmymind;
Mybloodstillrusheswheremyspirit'sset,Asrollthewavesbeforethesettledwind;
Myheartisfeminine,norcanforget-
Toall,exceptoneimage,madlyblind;
Soshakestheneedle,andsostandsthepole,Asvibratesmyfondhearttomyfix'dsoul。
'Ihavenomoretosay,butlingerstill,Anddarenotsetmysealuponthissheet,AndyetImayaswellthetaskfulfil,Mymiserycanscarcebemorecomplete:
Ihadnotlivedtillnow,couldsorrowkill;
Deathshunsthewretchwhofaintheblowwouldmeet,AndImustevensurvivethislastadieu,Andbearwithlife,toloveandprayforyou!'
Thisnotewaswrittenupongilt-edgedpaperWithaneatlittlecrow-quill,slightandnew:
Hersmallwhitehandcouldhardlyreachthetaper,Ittrembledasmagneticneedlesdo,Andyetshedidnotletonetearescapeher;
Thesealasun-flower;'Ellevoussuitpartout,'
Themottocutuponawhitecornelian;
Thewaxwassuperfine,itshuevermilion。
ThiswasDonJuan'searliestscrape;butwhetherIshallproceedwithhisadventuresisDependentonthepublicaltogether;
We'llsee,however,whattheysaytothis:
Theirfavourinanauthor'scap'safeather,Andnogreatmischief'sdonebytheircaprice;
Andiftheirapprobationweexperience,Perhapsthey'llhavesomemoreaboutayearhence。
Mypoem'sepic,andismeanttobeDividedintwelvebooks;eachbookcontaining,Withlove,andwar,aheavygaleatsea,Alistofships,andcaptains,andkingsreigning,Newcharacters;theepisodesarethree:
Apanoramicviewofhell'sintraining,AfterthestyleofVirgilandofHomer,SothatmynameofEpic'snomisnomer。
Allthesethingswillbespecifiedintime,WithstrictregardtoAristotle'srules,TheVadeMecumofthetruesublime,Whichmakessomanypoets,andsomefools:
Prosepoetslikeblank-verse,I'mfondofrhyme,Goodworkmenneverquarrelwiththeirtools;
I'vegotnewmythologicalmachinery,Andveryhandsomesupernaturalscenery。
There'sonlyoneslightdifferencebetweenMeandmyepicbrethrengonebefore,Andheretheadvantageismyown,IweenNotthatIhavenotseveralmeritsmore,Butthiswillmorepeculiarlybeseen;
Theysoembellish,that'tisquiteaboreTheirlabyrinthoffablestothreadthrough,Whereasthisstory'sactuallytrue。
Ifanypersondoubtit,IappealTohistory,tradition,andtofacts,Tonewspapers,whosetruthallknowandfeel,Toplaysinfive,andoperasinthreeacts;
Alltheseconfirmmystatementagooddeal,ButthatwhichmorecompletelyfaithexactsIsthatmyself,andseveralnowinSeville,SawJuan'slastelopementwiththedevil。
IfeverIshouldcondescendtoprose,I'llwritepoeticalcommandments,whichShallsupersedebeyondalldoubtallthoseThatwentbefore;intheseIshallenrichMytextwithmanythingsthatnooneknows,Andcarryprecepttothehighestpitch:
I'llcallthework'Longinuso'eraBottle,Or,EveryPoethisownAristotle。'
ThoushaltbelieveinMilton,Dryden,Pope;
ThoushaltnotsetupWordsworth,Coleridge,Southey;
Becausethefirstiscrazedbeyondallhope,Theseconddrunk,thethirdsoquaintandmouthy:
WithCrabbeitmaybedifficulttocope,AndCampbell'sHippocreneissomewhatdrouthy:
ThoushaltnotstealfromSamuelRogers,norCommit-flirtationwiththemuseofMoore。
ThoushaltnotcovetMr。Sotheby'sMuse,HisPegasus,noranythingthat'shis;
Thoushaltnotbearfalsewitnesslike'theBlues'
There'sone,atleast,isveryfondofthis;
Thoushaltnotwrite,inshort,butwhatIchoose:
Thisistruecriticism,andyoumaykiss-
Exactlyasyouplease,ornot,-therod;
IfanypersonshouldpresumetoassertThisstoryisnotmoral,first,Ipray,Thattheywillnotcryoutbeforethey'rehurt,Thenthatthey'llreadito'eragain,andsayBut,doubtless,nobodywillbesopert
Thatthisisnotamoraltale,thoughgay;
Besides,inCantoTwelfth,ImeantoshowTheveryplacewherewickedpeoplego。
If,afterall,thereshouldbesomesoblindTotheirowngoodthiswarningtodespise,Ledbysometortuosityofmind,Nottobelievemyverseandtheirowneyes,Andcrythatthey'themoralcannotfind,'
Itellhim,ifaclergyman,helies;
Shouldcaptainstheremark,orcritics,make,Theyalsolietoo-underamistake。
ThepublicapprobationIexpect,Andbegthey'lltakemywordaboutthemoral,WhichIwiththeiramusementwillconnectSochildrencuttingteethreceiveacoral;
Meantime,they'lldoubtlesspleasetorecollectMyepicalpretensionstothelaurel:
Forfearsomeprudishreadersshouldgrowskittish,I'vebribedmygrandmother'sreview-theBritish。
IsentitinalettertotheEditor,Whothank'dmedulybyreturnofpost-
I'mforahandsomearticlehiscreditor;
Yet,ifmygentleMusehepleasetoroast,Andbreakapromiseafterhavingmadeither,Denyingthereceiptofwhatitcost,Andsmearhispagewithgallinsteadofhoney,AllIcansayis-thathehadthemoney。
IthinkthatwiththisholynewallianceImayensurethepublic,anddefyAllothermagazinesofartorscience,Daily,ormonthly,orthreemonthly;I
Havenotessay'dtomultiplytheirclients,Becausetheytellme'twereinvaintotry,AndthattheEdinburghReviewandQuarterlyTreatadissentingauthorverymartyrly。
'NonegohocferremcalidajuventaConsulePlanco,'Horacesaid,andsoSayI;bywhichquotationthereismeantaHintthatsomesixorsevengoodyearsagoLongereIdreamtofdatingfromtheBrenta
Iwasmostreadytoreturnablow,AndwouldnotbrookatallthissortofthingInmyhotyouth-whenGeorgetheThirdwasKing。
ButnowatthirtyyearsmyhairisgreyIwonderwhatitwillbelikeatforty?
Ithoughtofaperuketheotherday-
Myheartisnotmuchgreener;and,inshort,I
Havesquander'dmywholesummerwhile'twasMay,Andfeelnomorethespirittoretort;I
Havespentmylife,bothinterestandprincipal,Anddeemnot,whatIdeem'd,mysoulinvincible。
Nomore-nomore-Oh!nevermoreonmeThefreshnessoftheheartcanfalllikedew,WhichoutofallthelovelythingsweseeExtractsemotionsbeautifulandnew,Hivedinourbosomslikethebago'thebee:
Think'stthouthehoneywiththoseobjectsgrew?
Alas!'twasnotinthem,butinthypowerTodoubleeventhesweetnessofaflower。
Nomore-nomore-Oh!nevermore,myheart,Canstthoubemysoleworld,myuniverse!
Onceallinall,butnowathingapart,Thoucanstnotbemyblessingormycurse:
Theillusion'sgoneforever,andthouartInsensible,Itrust,butnonetheworse,AndinthysteadI'vegotadealofjudgment,Thoughheavenknowshowiteverfoundalodgment。
Mydaysofloveareover;menomoreThecharmsofmaid,wife,andstilllessofwidow,Canmakethefoolofwhichtheymadebefore,-
Inshort,ImustnotleadthelifeIdiddo;
Thecreduloushopeofmutualmindsiso'er,Thecopioususeofclaretisforbidtoo,Soforagoodold-gentlemanlyvice,IthinkImusttakeupwithavarice。
Ambitionwasmyidol,whichwasbrokenBeforetheshrinesofSorrow,andofPleasure;
AndthetwolasthaveleftmemanyatokenO'erwhichreflectionmaybemadeatleisure:
Now,likeFriarBacon'sbrazenhead,I'vespoken,'Timeis,Timewas,Time'spast:'-achymictreasureIsglitteringyouth,whichIhavespentbetimes-
Myheartinpassion,andmyheadonrhymes。
WhatistheendofFame?'tisbuttofillAcertainportionofuncertainpaper:
Somelikenittoclimbingupahill,Whosesummit,likeallhills,islostinvapour;
Forthismenwrite,speak,preach,andheroeskill,Andbardsburnwhattheycalltheir'midnighttaper,'
Tohave,whentheoriginalisdust,Aname,awretchedpicture,andworsebust。
Whatarethehopesofman?OldEgypt'sKingCheopserectedthefirstpyramidAndlargest,thinkingitwasjustthethingTokeephismemorywhole,andmummyhid;
Butsomebodyorotherrummaging,Burglariouslybrokehiscoffin'slid:
Letnotamonumentgiveyouormehopes,SincenotapinchofdustremainsofCheops。
ButIbeingfondoftruephilosophy,Sayveryoftentomyself,'Alas!
Allthingsthathavebeenbornwereborntodie,AndfleshwhichDeathmowsdowntohayisgrass;
You'vepass'dyouryouthnotsounpleasantly,Andifyouhadito'eragain-'twouldpass-
Sothankyourstarsthatmattersarenoworse,AndreadyourBible,sir,andmindyourpurse。'
Butforthepresent,gentlereader!andStillgentlerpurchaser!thebard-that'sI-
Must,withpermission,shakeyoubythehand,Andso'Yourhumbleservant,andgood-b'ye!'
Wemeetagain,ifweshouldunderstandEachother;andifnot,IshallnottryYourpatiencefurtherthanbythisshortsample-
'Twerewellifothersfollow'dmyexample。
'Go,littlebook,fromthismysolitude!
Icasttheeonthewaters-gothyways!
Andif,asIbelieve,thyveinbegood,Theworldwillfindtheeaftermanydays。'
WhenSouthey'sread,andWordsworthunderstood,Ican'thelpputtinginmyclaimtopraise-
ThefourfirstrhymesareSouthey'severyline:
ForGod'ssake,reader!takethemnotformine。
CANTOTHESECOND。
OHye!whoteachtheingenuousyouthofnations,Holland,France,England,Germany,orSpain,Iprayyeflogthemuponalloccasions,Itmendstheirmorals,nevermindthepain:
ThebestofmothersandofeducationsInJuan'scasewerebutemploy'dinvain,Since,inawaythat'sratheroftheoddest,heBecamedivestedofhisnativemodesty。
Hadhebutbeenplacedatapublicschool,Inthethirdform,oreveninthefourth,Hisdailytaskhadkepthisfancycool,Atleast,hadhebeennurturedinthenorth;
Spainmayproveanexceptiontotherule,Butthenexceptionsalwaysproveitsworth-
AladofsixteencausingadivorcePuzzledhistutorsverymuch,ofcourse。
Ican'tsaythatitpuzzlesmeatall,Ifallthingsbeconsider'd:first,therewasHislady-mother,mathematical,A-nevermind;histutor,anoldass;
Aprettywomanthat'squitenatural,Orelsethethinghadhardlycometopass;
Ahusbandratherold,notmuchinunityWithhisyoungwife-atime,andopportunity。
Well-well,theworldmustturnuponitsaxis,Andallmankindturnwithit,headsortails,Andliveanddie,makeloveandpayourtaxes,Andastheveeringwindshifts,shiftoursails;
Thekingcommandsus,andthedoctorquacksus,Thepriestinstructs,andsoourlifeexhales,Alittlebreath,love,wine,ambition,fame,Fighting,devotion,dust,-perhapsaname。
IsaidthatJuanhadbeensenttoCadiz-
Aprettytown,Irecollectitwell-
'TistherethemartofthecolonialtradeisOrwas,beforePerulearn'dtorebel,Andsuchsweetgirls-Imean,suchgracefulladies,Theirverywalkwouldmakeyourbosomswell;
Ican'tdescribeit,thoughsomuchitstrike,Norlikenit-Ineversawthelike:
AnArabhorse,astatelystag,abarbNewbroke,acameleopard,agazelle,No-noneofthesewilldo;-andthentheirgarb!
Theirveilandpetticoat-Alas!todwellUponsuchthingswouldverynearabsorbAcanto-thentheirfeetandankles,-well,ThankHeavenI'vegotnometaphorquitereadyAndso,mysoberMuse-come,let'sbesteady-
ChasteMuse!-well,ifyoumust,youmust-theveilThrownbackamomentwiththeglancinghand,Whiletheo'erpoweringeye,thatturnsyoupale,Flashesintotheheart:-AllsunnylandOflove!whenIforgetyou,mayIfailTo-saymyprayers-butneverwasthereplann'dAdressthroughwhichtheeyesgivesuchavolley,ExceptingtheVenetianFazzioli。
Buttoourtale:theDonnaInezsentHersontoCadizonlytoembark;
Tostaytherehadnotanswer'dherintent,Butwhy?-weleavethereaderinthedark-
'Twasforavoyagethattheyoungmanwasmeant,AsifaSpanishshipwereNoah'sark,Toweanhimfromthewickednessofearth,Andsendhimlikeadoveofpromiseforth。
DonJuanbadehisvaletpackhisthingsAccordingtodirection,thenreceivedAlectureandsomemoney:forfourspringsHewastotravel;andthoughInezgrievedAseverykindofpartinghasitsstings,Shehopedhewouldimprove-perhapsbelieved:
Aletter,too,shegaveheneverreadit
Ofgoodadvice-andtwoorthreeofcredit。
Inthemeantime,topassherhoursaway,BraveIneznowsetupaSundayschoolFornaughtychildren,whowouldratherplayLiketruantroguesthedevil,orthefool;
Infantsofthreeyearsoldweretaughtthatday,Dunceswerewhipt,orsetuponastool:
ThegreatsuccessofJuan'seducation,Spurr'dhertoteachanothergeneration。
Juanembark'd-theshipgotunderway,Thewindwasfair,thewaterpassingrough:
Adevilofasearollsinthatbay,AsI,who'vecross'ditoft,knowwellenough;
And,standingupondeck,thedashingsprayFliesinone'sface,andmakesitweather-tough:
Andtherehestoodtotake,andtakeagain,Hisfirst-perhapshislast-farewellofSpain。
Ican'tbutsayitisanawkwardsightToseeone'snativelandrecedingthroughThegrowingwaters;itunmansonequite,Especiallywhenlifeisrathernew:
IrecollectGreatBritain'scoastlookswhite,Butalmosteveryothercountry'sblue,Whengazingonthem,mystifiedbydistance,Weenteronournauticalexistence。
SoJuanstood,bewilder'donthedeck:
Thewindsung,cordagestrain'd,andsailorsswore,Andtheshipcreak'd,thetownbecameaspeck,Fromwhichawaysofairandfasttheybore。
Thebestofremediesisabeef-steakAgainstsea-sickness:tryit,sir,beforeYousneer,andIassureyouthisistrue,ForIhavefounditanswer-somayyou。
DonJuanstood,and,gazingfromthestern,BeheldhisnativeSpainrecedingfar:
Firstpartingsformalessonhardtolearn,Evennationsfeelthiswhentheygotowar;
Thereisasortofunexprestconcern,Akindofshockthatsetsone'sheartajar:
AtleavingeventhemostunpleasantpeopleAndplaces,onekeepslookingatthesteeple。
ButJuanhadgotmanythingstoleave,Hismother,andamistress,andnowife,SothathehadmuchbettercausetogrieveThanmanypersonsmoreadvancedinlife;
AndifwenowandthenasighmustheaveAtquittingeventhosewequitinstrife,Nodoubtweweepforthosetheheartendears-
Thatis,tilldeepergriefscongealourtears。
SoJuanwept,asweptthecaptiveJewsByBabel'swaters,stillrememberingSion:
I'dweep,-butmineisnotaweepingMuse,Andsuchlightgriefsarenotathingtodieon;
Youngmenshouldtravel,ifbuttoamuseThemselves;andthenexttimetheirservantstieonBehindtheircarriagestheirnewportmanteau,Perhapsitmaybelinedwiththismycanto。
AndJuanwept,andmuchhesigh'dandthought,Whilehissalttearsdropp'dintothesaltsea,'Sweetstothesweet'Ilikesomuchtoquote;
Youmustexcusethisextract,'tiswhereshe,TheQueenofDenmark,forOpheliabroughtFlowerstothegrave;and,sobbingoften,heReflectedonhispresentsituation,Andseriouslyresolvedonreformation。
'Farewell,mySpain!alongfarewell!'hecried,'PerhapsImayrevisittheenomore,Butdie,asmanyanexiledhearthathdied,Ofitsownthirsttoseeagainthyshore:
Farewell,whereGuadalquivir'swatersglide!
Farewell,mymother!and,sincealliso'er,Farewell,too,dearestJulia!-HerehedrewHerletteroutagain,andreaditthrough。
'And,oh!ife'erIshouldforget,Iswear-
Butthat'simpossible,andcannotbe-
Soonershallthisblueoceanmelttoair,Soonershallearthresolveitselftosea,ThanIresignthineimage,oh,myfair!
Orthinkofanythingexceptingthee;
AminddiseasednoremedycanphysicHeretheshipgavealurch,andhegrewsea-sick。
'Soonershallheavenkissearthherehefellsicker,Oh,Julia!whatiseveryotherwo?
ForGod'ssakeletmehaveaglassofliquor;
Pedro,Battista,helpmedownbelow。
Julia,mylove!yourascal,Pedro,quicker-
Oh,Julia!thiscurstvesselpitchesso-
BelovedJulia,hearmestillbeseeching!'
Herehegrewinarticulatewithretching。
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