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第8章

  Ithasbeenthewontofsculptors,ancientandmodern,tosetatutelarygeniuswithalightedtorchuponeithersideofatomb。Thosetorchesthatlightupthepathsofdeaththrowlightfordyingeyesuponthespectacleofalife'smistakesandsins;thecarvedstonefiguresexpressgreatideas,theyaresymbolsofafactinhumanexperience。Theagonyofdeathhasitsownwisdom。Notseldomasimplegirl,scarcelymorethanachild,willgrowwisewiththeexperienceofahundredyears,willgainpropheticvision,judgeherfamily,andseeclearlythroughallpretences,atthenearapproachofDeath。
  HereinliesDeath'spoetry。But,strangeandworthyofremarkitis,therearetwomannersofdeath。
  Thepoetryofprophecy,thegiftofseeingclearlyintothefutureorthepast,onlybelongstothosewhosebodiesarestricken,tothosewhodiebythedestructionoftheorgansofphysicallife。Consumptivepatients,forinstance,orthosewhodieofgangrenelikeLouisXIV。,offeverlikePons,ofastomachcomplaintlikeMme。deMortsauf,orofwoundsreceivedinthefulltideoflifelikesoldiersonthebattlefield——allthesemaypossessthissupremeluciditytothefull;
  theirdeathsfilluswithsurpriseandwonder。Butmany,ontheotherhand,dieof/intelligential/diseases,astheymaybecalled;ofmaladiesseatedinthebrainorinthatnervoussystemwhichactsasakindofpurveyorofthoughtfuel——andthesediewholly,bodyandspiritaredarkenedtogether。Theformerarespiritsdesertedbythebody,realizingforusourideasofthespiritsofScripture;thelatterarebodiesuntenantedbyaspirit。
  Toolatethevirginnature,theepicure-Cato,therighteousmanalmostwithoutsin,wasdiscoveringthePresidente'srealcharacter——thesacofgallthatdiddutyforherheart。Heknewtheworldnowthathewasabouttoleaveit,andforthepastfewhourshehadrisengailytohispart,likeajoyousartistfindingapretextforcaricatureandlaughterineverything。Thelastlinksthatboundhimtolife,thechainsofadmiration,thestrongtiesthatbindtheartlovertoArt'smasterpieces,hadbeensnappedthatmorning。WhenPonsknewthatLaCibothadrobbedhim,hebadefarewell,likeaChristian,tothepompsandvanitiesofArt,tohiscollection,toallhisoldfriendshipswiththemakersofsomanyfairthings。OurforefatherscountedthedayofdeathasaChristianfestival,andinsomethingofthesamespiritPons'thoughtsturnedtothecomingend。InhistenderlovehetriedtoprotectSchmuckewhenheshouldbelowinthegrave。Itwasthisfather'sthoughtthatledhimtofixhischoiceupontheleadingladyoftheballet。Mlle。Brisetoutshouldhelphimtobafflesurroundingtreachery,andthosewhoinallprobabilitywouldneverforgivehisinnocentuniversallegatee。
  HeloiseBrisetoutwasoneofthefewnaturesthatremaintrueinafalseposition。Shewasanopera-girloftheschoolofJosephaandJennyCadine,capableofplayinganytrickonapayingadorer;yetshewasagoodcomrade,dreadingnopoweronearth,accustomedasshewastoseetheweaksideofthestrongandtoholdherownwiththepoliceatthescarcelyidyllicBaldeMabilleandthecarnival。
  “IfsheaskedformyplaceforGarangeot,shewillthinkthatsheowesmeagoodturnbysomuchthemore,“saidPonstohimself。
  Thankstotheprevailingconfusionintheporter'slodge,Schmuckesucceededingettingoutofthehouse。Hereturnedwiththeutmostspeed,fearingtoleavePonstoolongalone。M。TrognonreachedthehousejustasSchmuckecamein。AlbeitCibotwasdying,hiswifecameupstairswiththenotary,broughthimintothebedroom,andwithdrew,leavingSchmuckeandPonswithM。Trognon;butsheleftthedoorajar,andwentnofurtherthanthenextroom。Providingherselfwithalittlehand-glassofcuriousworkmanship,shetookupherstationinthedoorway,sothatshecouldnotonlyhearbutseeallthatpassedatthesuprememoment。
  “Sir,“saidPons,“Iaminthefullpossessionofmyfaculties,unfortunatelyforme,forIfeelthatIamabouttodie;anddoubtless,bythewillofGod,Ishallbesparednothingoftheagonyofdeath。ThisisM。Schmucke“——thenotarybowedtoM。Schmucke——“myonefriendonearth,“continuedPons。“Iwishtomakehimmyuniversallegatee。Now,tellmehowtowordthewill,sothatmyfriend,whoisaGermanandknowsnothingofFrenchlaw,maysucceedtomypossessionswithoutanydispute。“
  “Anythingisliabletobedisputed,sir,“saidthenotary;“thatisthedrawbackofhumanjustice。Butinthematterofwills,therearewillssodraftedthattheycannotbeupset——“
  “Inwhatway?”queriedPons。
  “Ifawillismadeinthepresenceofanotary,andbeforewitnesseswhocanswearthatthetestatorwasinthefullpossessionofhisfaculties;andifthetestatorhasneitherwifenorchildren,norfathernormother——“
  “Ihavenoneofthese;allmyaffectioniscentreduponmydearfriendSchmuckehere。“
  ThetearsoverflowedSchmucke'seyes。
  “Then,ifyouhavenonebutdistantrelatives,thelawleavesyoufreetodisposeofbothpersonaltyandrealestateasyouplease,solongasyoubequeaththemfornounlawfulpurpose;foryoumusthavecomeacrosscasesofwillsdisputedonaccountofthetestator'seccentricities。Awillmadeinthepresenceofanotaryisconsideredtobeauthentic;fortheperson'sidentityisestablished,thenotarycertifiesthatthetestatorwassaneatthetime,andtherecanbenopossibledisputeoverthesignature——Still,aholographwill,properlyandclearlyworded,isquiteassafe。“
  “Ihavedecided,forreasonsofmyown,tomakeaholographwillatyourdictation,andtodeposititwithmyfriendhere。Isthispossible?”
  “Quitepossible,“saidthenotary。“Willyouwrite?Iwillbegintodictate——“
  “Schmucke,bringmemylittleBoulewriting-desk——Speaklow,sir,“headded;“wemaybeoverheard。“
  “Justtellme,firstofall,whatyouintend,“demandedthenotary。
  TenminuteslaterLaCibotsawthenotarylookoverthewill,whileSchmuckelightedataperPonswatchingherreflectionallthewhileinamirror。Shesawtheenvelopesealed,sawPonsgiveittoSchmucke,andheardhimsaythatitmustbeputawayinasecretdrawerinhisbureau。Thenthetestatoraskedforthekey,tiedittothecornerofhishandkerchief,andslippeditunderhispillow。
  Thenotaryhimself,bycourtesy,wasappointedexecutor。TohimPonsleftapictureofprice,suchathingasthelawpermitsanotarytoreceive。TrognonwentoutandcameuponMme。Cibotinthesalon。
  “Well,sir,didM。Ponsrememberme?”
  “Youdonotexpectanotarytobetraysecretsconfidedtohim,mydear,“returnedM。Trognon。“Icanonlytellyouthis——therewillbemanydisappointments,andsomethatareanxiousafterthemoneywillbefoiled。M。Ponshasmadeagoodandverysensiblewill,apatrioticwill,whichIhighlyapprove。“
  LaCibot'scuriosity,kindledbysuchwords,reachedanunimaginablepitch。ShewentdownstairsandspentthenightatCibot'sbedside,inwardlyresolvingthatMlle。Remonencqshouldtakeherplacetowardstwoorthreeinthemorning,whenshewouldgoupandhavealookatthedocument。
  Mlle。Brisetout'svisittowardshalf-pasttenthatnightseemednaturalenoughtoLaCibot;butinherterrorlesttheballet-girlshouldmentionGaudissart'sgiftofathousandfrancs,shewentupstairswithher,lavishingpolitespeechesandflatteryasifMlle。
  Heloisehadbeenaqueen。
  “Ah!mydear,youaremuchnicerhereonyourowngroundthanatthetheatre,“Heloiseremarked。“Iadviseyoutokeeptoyouremployment。“
  Heloisewassplendidlydressed。Bixiou,herlover,hadbroughtherinhiscarriageonthewaytoaneveningpartyatMariette's。Itsofelloutthatthefirst-floorlodger,M。Chapoulot,aretiredbraidmanufacturerfromtheRueSaint-Denis,returningfromtheAmbigu-
  Comiquewithhiswifeanddaughter,wasdazzledbyavisionofsuchacostumeandsuchacharmingwomanupontheirstaircase。
  “Whoisthat,Mme。Cibot?”askedMme。Chapoulot。
  “Ano-better-than-she-should-be,alight-skirtsthatyoumayseehalf-
  nakedanyeveningforacoupleoffrancs,“LaCibotansweredinanundertoneforMme。Chapoulot'sear。
  “Victorine!”calledthebraidmanufacturer'swife,“lettheladypass,child。“
  Thematron'salarmsignalwasnotlostuponHeloise。
  “Yourdaughtermustbemoreinflammablethantinder,madame,ifyouareafraidthatshewillcatchfirebytouchingme,“shesaid。
  M。Chapoulotwaitedonthelanding。“Sheisuncommonlyhandsomeoffthestage,“heremarked。WhereuponMme。Chapoulotpinchedhimsharplyanddrovehimindoors。
  “Hereisasecond-floorlodgerthathasamindtosetupforbeingonthefourthfloor,“saidHeloiseasshecontinuedtoclimb。
  “Butmademoiselleisaccustomedtogoinghigherandhigher。“
  “Well,oldboy,“saidHeloise,enteringthebedroomandcatchingsightoftheoldmusician'swhite,wastedface。“Well,oldboy,sowearenotverywell?Everybodyatthetheatreisaskingafteryou;butthoughone'sheartmaybeintherightplace,everyonehashisownaffairs,youknow,andcannotfindtimetogotoseefriends。
  Gaudissarttalksofcomingroundeveryday,andeverymorningthetiresomemanagementgetsholdofhim。Still,weareallofusfondofyou——“
  “Mme。Cibot,“saidthepatient,“besokindastoleaveus;wewanttotalkaboutthetheatreandmypostasconductor,withthislady。
  Schmucke,willyougotothedoorwithMme。Cibot?”
  AtasignfromPons,SchmuckesawMme。Cibotoutatthedoor,anddrewthebolts。
  “Ah,thatblackguardofaGerman!Ishespoiled,too?”LaCibotsaidtoherselfassheheardthesignificantsounds。“ThatisM。Pons'
  doing;hetaughthimthosedisgustingtricks……Butyoushallpayforthis,mydears,“shethoughtasshewentdownstairs。“Pooh!ifthattight-ropedancertellshimaboutthethousandfrancs,Ishallsaythatitisafarce。
  SheseatedherselfbyCibot'spillow。Cibotcomplainedofaburningsensationinthestomach。Remonencqhadcalledinandgivenhimadraughtwhilehiswifewasupstairs。
  AssoonasSchmuckehaddismissedLaCibot,Ponsturnedtotheballet-
  girl。
  “Dearchild,Icantrustnooneelsetofindmeanotary,anhonestman,andsendhimheretomakemywillto-morrowmorningathalf-pastnineprecisely。IwanttoleaveallthatIhavetoSchmucke。Ifheispersecuted,poorGermanthatheis,Ishallreckonuponthenotary;
  thenotarymustdefendhim。AndforthatreasonImusthaveawealthynotary,highlythoughtof,amanabovethetemptationstowhichpettifogginglawyersyield。Hemustsuccormypoorfriend。IcannottrustBerthier,Cardot'ssuccessor。Andyouknowsomanypeople——“
  “Oh!Ihavetheverymanforyou,“Heloisebrokein;“thereisthenotarythatactsforFlorineandtheComtesseduBruel,LeopoldHannequin,avirtuousmanthatdoesnotknowwhata/lorette/is!Heisasortofchance-comefather——agoodsoulthatwillnotletyouplayducksanddrakeswithyourearnings;Icallhim/LePereauxRats/,becauseheinstilseconomicalnotionsintothemindsofallmyfriends。Inthefirstplace,mydearfellow,hehasaprivateincomeofsixtythousandfrancs;andheisanotaryoftherealoldsort,anotarywhilehewalksorsleeps;hischildrenmustbelittlenotariesandnotaresses。Heisaheavy,pedanticcreature,andthat'sthetruth;butonhisownground,heisnotthemantoflinchbeforeanypowerincreation……Nowomanevergotmoneyoutofhim;heisafossilpater-familias,hiswifeworshipshim,anddoesnotdeceivehim,althoughsheisanotary'swife——Whatmoredoyouwant?asanotaryhehasnothismatchinParis。Heisinthepatriarchalstyle;
  notqueerandamusing,asCardotusedtobewithMalaga;buthewillneverdecamplikelittleWhat's-his-namethatlivedwithAntonia。SoI
  willsendroundmymanto-morrowmorningateighto'clock……Youmaysleepinpeace。AndIhope,inthefirstplace,thatyouwillgetbetter,andmakecharmingmusicforusagain;andyet,afterall,yousee,lifeisverydreary——managerschiselyou,andkingsmizzleandministersfizzleandrichfoldeconomizzle——Artistshavenothingleft/here/“tappingherbreast——“itisatimetodiein。Good-bye,oldboy。“
  “Heloise,ofallthings,Iaskyoutokeepmycounsel。“
  “Itisnotatheatreaffair,“shesaid;“itissacredforanartist。“
  “Whoisyourgentleman,child?”
  “M。Baudoyer,themayorofyourarrondissement,amanasstupidasthelateCrevel;CreveloncefinancedGaudissart,youknow,andafewdaysagohediedandleftmenothing,notsomuchasapotofpomatum。Thatmademesayjustnowthatthisageofoursissomethingsickening。“
  “Whatdidhedieof?”
  “Ofhiswife。Ifhehadstayedwithme,hewouldbelivingnow。Good-
  bye,dearoldboy,Iamtalkingofgoingoff,becauseIcanseethatyouwillbewalkingabouttheboulevardsinaweekortwo,huntingupprettylittlecuriositiesagain。Youarenotill;Ineversawyoureyeslooksobright。“Andshewent,fullyconvincedthatherprotegeGarangeotwouldconducttheorchestraforgood。
  Everydoorstoodajarasshewentdownstairs。Everylodger,ontip-
  toe,watchedtheladyoftheballetpassonherwayout。Itwasquiteaneventinthehouse。
  Fraisier,likethebulldogthatsetshisteethandneverletsgo,wasonthespot。HestoodbesideLaCibotwhenMlle。Brisetoutpassedunderthegatewayandaskedforthedoortobeopened。Knowingthatawillhadbeenmade,hehadcometoseehowthelandlay,forMaitreTrognon,notary,hadrefusedtosayasyllable——Fraisier'squestionswereasfruitlessasMme。Cibot's。Naturallytheballet-girl'svisit/inextremis/wasnotlostuponFraisier;hevowedtohimselfthathewouldturnittogoodaccount。
  “MydearMme。Cibot,“hebegan,“nowisthecriticalmomentforyou。“
  “Ah,yes……mypoorCibot!”saidshe。“WhenIthinkthathewillnotlivetoenjoyanythingImayget——“
  “ItisaquestionoffindingoutwhetherM。Ponshasleftyouanythingatall;whetheryournameismentionedorleftout,infact,“heinterrupted。“Irepresentthenext-of-kin,andtothemyoumustlookinanycase。Itisaholographwill,andconsequentlyveryeasytoupset——Doyouknowwhereourmanhasputit?”
  “Inasecretdrawerinhisbureau,andhehasthekeyofit。Hetiedittoacornerofhishandkerchief,andputitunderhispillow。Isawitall。“
  “Isthewillsealed?”
  “Yes,alas!”
  “Itisacriminaloffenceifyoucarryoffawillandsuppressit,butitisonlyamisdemeanortolookatit;andanyhow,whatdoesitamountto?Apeccadillo,andnobodywillseeyou。Isyourmanaheavysleeper?”
  “Yes。Butwhenyoutriedtoseeallthethingsandvaluethem,heoughttohavesleptlikeatop,andyethewokeup。Still,Iwillseeaboutit。IwilltakeM。Schmucke'splaceaboutfouro'clockthismorning;andifyoucaretocome,youshallhavethewillinyourhandsfortenminutes。“
  “Good。Iwillcomeupaboutfouro'clock,andIwillknockverysoftly——“
  “MlleRemonencqwilltakemyplacewithCibot。Shewillknow,andopenthedoor;buttaponthewindow,soastorousenobodyinthehouse。“
  “Right,“saidFraisier。“Youwillhavealight,willyounot。Acandlewilldo。“
  AtmidnightpoorSchmuckesatinhiseasy-chair,watchingwithabreakingheartthatshrinkingofthefeaturesthatcomeswithdeath;
  Ponslookedsowornoutwiththeday'sexertions,thatdeathseemedverynear。
  PresentlyPonsspoke。“Ihavejustenoughstrength,Ithink,tolasttillto-morrownight,“hesaidphilosophically。“To-morrownightthedeathagonywillbegin;poorSchmucke!Assoonasthenotaryandyourtwofriendsaregone,goforourgoodAbbeDuplanty,thecurateofSaint-Francois。Goodman,hedoesnotknowthatIamill,andIwishtotaketheholysacramentto-morrowatnoon。“
  Therewasalongpause。
  “GodsowilleditthatlifehasnotbeenasIdreamed,“Ponsresumed。
  “Ishouldsohavelovedwifeandchildrenandhome……Tobelovedbyaveryfewinsomecorner——thatwasmywholeambition!Lifeishardforeveryone;IhaveseenpeoplewhohadallthatIwantedsomuchandcouldnothave,andyettheywerenothappy……Thenattheendofmylife,Godputuntoldcomfortinmyway,whenHegavemesuchafriend……AndonethingIhavenottoreproachmyselfwith——thatI
  havenotknownyourworthnorappreciatedyou,mygoodSchmucke……
  Ihavelovedyouwithmywholeheart,withallthestrengthoflovethatisinme……Donotcry,Schmucke;Ishallsaynomoreifyoucryanditissosweettometotalkofourselvestoyou……IfI
  hadlistenedtoyou,Ishouldnotbedying。Ishouldhavelefttheworldandbrokenoffmyhabits,andthenIshouldnothavebeenwoundedtodeath。Andnow,Iwanttothinkofnoonebutyouatthelast——“
  “Youaremissdaken——“
  “Donotcontradictme——listen,dearfriend……Youareasguilelessandsimpleasasix-year-oldchildthathasneverleftitsmother;onehonorsyouforit——itseemstomethatGodHimselfmustwatchoversuchasyou。Butmenaresowicked,thatIoughttowarnyoubeforehand……andthenyouwillloseyourgeneroustrust,yoursaint-likebeliefinothers,thebloomofapurityofsoulthatonlybelongstogeniusortoheartslikeyours……InalittlewhileyouwillseeMme。Cibot,wholeftthedoorajarandwatcheduscloselywhileM。Trognonwashere——inalittlewhileyouwillseehercomeforthewill,asshebelievesittobe……Iexpecttheworthlesscreaturewilldoherbusinessthismorningwhenshethinksyouareasleep。Now,mindwhatIsay,andcarryoutmyinstructionstotheletter……Areyoulistening?”askedthedyingman。
  ButSchmuckewasovercomewithgrief,hisheartwasthrobbingpainfully,hisheadfellbackonthechair,heseemedtohavelostconsciousness。
  “Yes,“heanswered,“Icanhear,butitisasifyouveredoohuntertbacesafayfromme……ItseemtomedatIamgoingtownintodergrafemityou,“saidSchmucke,crushedwithpain。
  Hewentovertothebed,tookoneofPons'handsinbothhisown,andwithinhimselfputupaferventprayer。
  “WhatisthatthatyouaremumblinginGerman?”
  “IaskedGottdatHevouldtakeuspothtogedderstoHimself!”
  Schmuckeansweredsimplywhenhehadfinishedhisprayer。
  Ponsbentover——itwasagreateffort,forhewassufferingintolerablepain;buthemanagedtoreachSchmucke,andkissedhimontheforehead,pouringouthissoul,asitwere,inbenedictionuponanaturethatrecalledthelambthatliesatthefootoftheThroneofGod。
  “Seehere,listen,mygoodSchmucke,youmustdoasdyingpeopletellyou——“
  “Iamlisdening。“
  “Thelittledoorintherecessinyourbedroomopensintothatcloset。“
  “Yes,butitisblockedupmitbictures。“
  “Clearthemawayatonce,withoutmakingtoomuchnoise。“
  “Yes。“
  “Clearapassageonbothsides,sothatyoucanpassfromyourroomintomine——Now,leavethedoorajar——WhenLaCibotcomestotakeyourplaceandsheiscapableofcominganhourearlierthanusual,youcangoawaytobedasifnothinghadhappened,andlookverytired。Trytolooksleepy。Assoonasshesettlesdownintothearmchair,gointothecloset,drawasidethemuslincurtainsovertheglassdoor,andwatchher……Doyouunderstand?”
  “Ioondershtand;youbeliefdatdiepadvomanisgoingtopurndervill。“
  “Idonotknowwhatshewilldo;butIamsureofthis——thatyouwillnottakeherforanangelafterwards——Andnowplayforme;improviseandmakemehappy。Itwilldivertyourthoughts;yourgloomyideaswillvanish,andformethedarkhourswillbefilledwithyourdreams……“
  Schmuckesatdownatthepiano。Herehewasinhiselement;andinafewmoments,musicalinspiration,quickenedbythepainwithwhichhewasquiveringandtheconsequentirritationthatfollowedcameuponthekindlyGerman,and,afterhiswont,hewascaughtupandborneabovetheworld。Ononesublimethemeafteranotherheexecutedvariations,puttingintothemsometimesChopin'ssorrow,Chopin'sRaphael-likeperfection;sometimesthestormyDante'sgrandeurofLiszt——thetwomusicianswhomostnearlyapproachPaganini'stemperament。Whenexecutionreachesthissupremedegree,theexecutantstandsbesidethepoet,asitwere;heistothecomposerastheactoristothewriterofplays,adivinelyinspiredinterpreterofthingsdivine。Butthatnight,whenSchmuckegavePonsanearnestofdivinersymphonies,ofthatheavenlymusicforwhichSaintCecileletfallherinstruments,hewasatonceBeethovenandPaganini,creatorandinterpreter。Itwasanoutpouringofmusicinexhaustibleasthenightingale'ssong——variedandfullofdelicateundergrowthastheforestfloodedwithhertrills;sublimeastheskyoverhead。Schmuckeplayedashehadneverplayedbefore,andthesouloftheoldmusicianlisteningtohimrosetoecstasysuchasRaphaeloncepaintedinapicturewhichyoumayseeatBologna。
  Aterrificringingofthedoor-bellputanendtothesevisions。Thefirst-floorlodgerssentupaservantwithamessage。WouldSchmuckepleasestoptheracketoverhead。Madame,Monsieur,andMademoiselleChapoulothadbeenwakened,andcouldnotsleepforthenoise;theycalledhisattentiontothefactthatthedaywasquitelongenoughforrehearsalsoftheatricalmusic,andaddedthatpeopleoughtnotto“strum“allnightinahouseintheMarais——Itwasthenthreeo'clockinthemorning。Athalf-pastthree,LaCibotappeared,justasPonshadpredicted。HemighthaveactuallyheardtheconferencebetweenFraisierandtheportress:“DidInotguessexactlyhowitwouldbe?”
  hiseyesseemedtosayasheglancedatSchmucke,and,turningalittle,heseemedtobefastasleep。
  Schmucke'sguilelesssimplicitywasanarticleofbeliefwithLaCibotandbeitnotedthatthisfaithinsimplicityisthegreatsourceandsecretofthesuccessofallinfantinestrategy;LaCibot,therefore,couldnotsuspectSchmuckeofdeceitwhenhecametosaytoher,withafacehalfofdistress,halfofgladrelief:
  “Ihafhadaderriblenight!aderribledimeofit!Ivasopligedtoplaytokeephimkviet,andthevirst-floorlodgersvaskommuptotell/me/tobekviet!……Itwasfrightful,forderlifeofmeinfriendvasatshtake。Iamsotiredmitderblayingallnight,datdismorningIamallknockedup。“
  “MypoorCibotisverybad,too;onemoredaylikeyesterday,andhewillhavenostrengthleft……Onecan'thelpit;itisGod'swill。“
  “Youhafaheartsohonest,asoulsopeautiful,dotgifderZipoddie,veshallliftogedder,“saidthecunningSchmucke。
  Thecraftofsimple,straightforwardfolkisformidableindeed;theyareexactlylikechildren,settingtheirunsuspectedsnareswiththeperfectcraftofthesavage。
  “Oh,wellgoandsleep,sonny!”returnedLaCibot。“Youreyeslooktired,theyareasbigasmyfist。Butthere!ifanythingcouldcomfortmeforlosingCibot,itwouldbethethoughtofendingmydayswithagoodmanlikeyou。Beeasy。IwillgiveMme。Chapoulotadressingdown……Tothinkofaretiredhaberdasher'swifegivingherselfsuchairs!”
  Schmuckewenttohisroomandtookuphispostinthecloset。
  LaCibothadleftthedoorajaronthelanding;FraisiercameinandcloseditnoiselesslyassoonasheheardSchmuckeshuthisbedroomdoor。Hehadbroughtwithhimalightedtaperandabitofveryfinewiretoopenthesealofthewill。LaCibot,meanwhile,lookingunderthepillow,foundthehandkerchiefwiththekeyofthebureauknottedtoonecorner;andthissomuchthemoreeasilybecausePonspurposelylefttheendhangingoverthebolster,andlaywithhisfacetothewall。
  LaCibotwentstraighttothebureau,openeditcautiouslysoastomakeaslittlenoiseaspossible,foundthespringofthesecretdrawer,andhurriedintothesalonwiththewillinherhand。HerflightrousedPons'curiositytothehighestpitch;andasforSchmucke,hetrembledasifheweretheguiltyperson。
  “Goback,“saidFraisier,whenshehandedoverthewill。“Hemaywake,andhemustfindyouthere。“
  Fraisieropenedthesealwithadexteritywhichprovedthathiswasno'prenticehand,andreadthefollowingcuriousdocument,headed“MyWill,“withever-deepeningastonishment:
  “OnthisfifteenthdayofApril,eighteenhundredandforty-five,I,beinginmysoundmindasthismyWill,drawnupinconcertwithM。Trognon,willtestify,andfeelingthatImustshortlydieofthemaladyfromwhichIhavesufferedsincethebeginningofFebruarylast,amanxioustodisposeofmyproperty,andhavehereinrecordedmylastwishes:——
  “Ihavealwaysbeenimpressedbytheuntowardcircumstancesthatinjuregreatpictures,andnotunfrequentlybringabouttotaldestruction。Ihavefeltsorryforthebeautifulpaintingscondemnedtotravelfromlandtoland,neverfindingsomefixedabodewhitheradmirersofgreatmasterpiecesmaytraveltoseethem。AndIhavealwaysthoughtthatthetrulydeathlessworkofagreatmasteroughttobenationalproperty;putwhereeveryoneofeverynationmayseeit,evenasthelight,God'smasterpiece,shinesforallHischildren。
  “AndasIhavespentmylifeincollectingtogetherandchoosingafewpictures,someofthegreatestmasters'mostgloriouswork,andasthesepicturesareasthemasterleftthem——genuineexamples,neitherrepaintednorretouched,——ithasbeenapainfulthoughttomethatthepaintingswhichhavebeenthejoyofmylife,maybesoldbypublicauction,andgo,sometoEngland,sometoRussia,tilltheyareallscatteredabroadagainasiftheyhadneverbeengatheredtogether。FromthiswretchedfateIhavedeterminedtosaveboththemandtheframesinwhichtheyareset,allofthemtheworkofskilledcraftsmen。
  “Onthesegrounds,therefore,IgiveandbequeaththepictureswhichcomposemycollectiontotheKing,forthegalleryintheLouvre,subjecttothechargeifthelegacyisacceptedofalife-annuityoftwothousandfourhundredfrancstomyfriendWilhelmSchmucke。
  “IftheKing,asusufructuaryoftheLouvrecollection,shouldrefusethelegacywiththechargeuponit,thesaidpicturesshallformapartoftheestatewhichIleavetomyfriend,Schmucke,onconditionthatheshalldeliverthe/Monkey'sHead/,byGoya,tomycousin,PresidentCamusot;a/Flower-piece/,thetulips,byAbrahamMignon,toM。Trognon,notarywhomIappointasmyexecutor:andallowMme。Cibot,whohasactedasmyhousekeeperfortenyears,thesumoftwohundredfrancsperannum。
  “Finally,myfriendSchmuckeistogivethe/DescentfromtheCross/,Ruben'ssketchforhisgreatpictureatAntwerp,toadornachapelintheparishchurch,ingratefulacknowledgmentofM。
  Duplanty'skindnesstome;fortohimIoweitthatIcandieasaChristianandaCatholic。“——Soranthewill。
  “Thisisruin!”musedFraisier,“theruinofallmyhopes。Ha!IbegintobelieveallthatthePresidentetoldmeaboutthisoldartistandhiscunning。“
  “Well?”LaCibotcamebacktosay。
  “Yourgentlemanisamonster。HeisleavingeverythingtotheCrown。
  Now,youcannotpleadagainsttheCrown……Thewillcannotbedisputed……Wearerobbed,ruined,spoiled,andmurdered!”
  “Whathashelefttome?”
  “Twohundredfrancsayear。“
  “Aprettycome-down!……Why,heisafinishedscoundrel。“
  “Goandsee,“saidFraisier,“andIwillputyourscoundrel'swillbackagainintheenvelope。“
  WhileMme。Cibot'sbackwasturned,Fraisiernimblyslippedasheetofblankpaperintotheenvelope;thewillheputinhispocket。HenextproceededtosealtheenvelopeagainsocleverlythatheshowedthesealtoMme。Cibotwhenshereturned,andaskedherifshecouldseetheslightesttraceoftheoperation。LaCibottookuptheenvelope,feltitover,assuredherselfthatitwasnotempty,andheavedadeepsigh。ShehadentertainedhopesthatFraisierhimselfwouldhaveburnedtheunluckydocumentwhileshewasoutoftheroom。
  “Well,mydearM。Fraisier,whatistobedone?”
  “Oh!thatisyouraffair!Iamnotoneofthenext-of-kin,myself;butifIhadtheslightestclaimtoanyof/that/“indicatingthecollection,“IknowverywellwhatIshoulddo。“
  “ThatisjustwhatIwanttoknow,“LaCibotanswered,withsufficientsimplicity。
  “Thereisafireinthegrate——“hesaid。Thenherosetogo。
  “Afterall,noonewillknowaboutit,butyouandme——“beganLaCibot。
  “Itcanneverbeprovedthatawillexisted,“assertedthemanoflaw。
  “Andyou?”
  “I?……IfM。Ponsdiesintestate,youshallhaveahundredthousandfrancs。“
  “Ohyes,nodoubt,“returnedshe。“Peoplepromiseyouheapsofmoney,andwhentheycomebytheirown,andthereistalkofpayingtheyswindleyoulike——““LikeElieMagus,“shewasgoingtosay,butshestoppedherselfjustintime。
  “Iamgoing,“saidFraisier;“itisnottoyourinterestthatIshouldbefoundhere;butIshallseeyouagaindownstairs。“
  LaCibotshutthedoorandreturnedwiththesealedpacketinherhand。Shehadquitemadeuphermindtoburnit;butasshewenttowardsthebedroomfireplace,shefeltthegraspofahandoneacharm,andsaw——Schmuckeononehand,andPonshimselfontheother,leaningagainstthepartitionwalloneithersideofthedoor。
  LaCibotcriedout,andfellfacedownwardsinafit;realorfeigned,nooneeverknewthetruth。ThissightproducedsuchanimpressiononPonsthatadeadlyfaintnesscameuponhim,andSchmuckeleftthewomanonthefloortohelpPonsbacktobed。Thefriendstrembledineverylimb;theyhadsetthemselvesahardtask,itwasdone,butithadbeentoomuchfortheirstrength。WhenPonslayinbedagain,andSchmuckehadregainedstrengthtosomeextent,heheardasoundofsobbing。LaCibot,onherknees,burstingintotears,heldoutsupplicatinghandstotheminveryexpressivepantomime。
  “Itwaspurecuriosity!”shesobbed,whenshesawthatPonsandSchmuckewerepayingattentiontoherproceedings。“Purecuriosity;awoman'sfault,youknow。ButIdidnotknowhowelsetogetasightofyourwill,andIbroughtitbackagain——“
  “Go!”saidSchmucke,standingerect,histallfiguregaininginheightbythefullheightofhisindignation。“Youareamonster!YoudriedtokillmeingootBons!Heisright。Youareworsethanamonster,youarealostsoul!”
  LaCibotsawthelookofabhorrenceinthefrankGerman'sface;sherose,proudasTartuffe,gaveSchmuckeaglancewhichmadehimquake,andwentout,carryingoffunderherdressanexquisitelittlepictureofMetzu'spointedoutbyElieMagus。“Adiamond,“hehadcalledit。
  Fraisierdownstairsintheporter'slodgewaswaitingtohearthatLaCibothadburnedtheenvelopeandthesheetofblankpaperinsideit。
  Greatwashisastonishmentwhenhebeheldhisfairclient'sagitationanddismay。
  “Whathashappened?”
  “/This/hashappened,mydearM。Fraisier。Underpretenceofgivingmegoodadviceandtellingmewhattodo,youhavelostmemyannuityandthegentlemen'sconfidence……“
  Oneoftheword-tornadoesinwhichsheexcelledwasinfullprogress,butFraisiercuthershort。
  “Thisisidletalk。Thefacts,thefacts!andbequickaboutit。“
  “Well;itcameaboutinthisway,“——andshetoldhimofthescenewhichshehadjustcomethrough。
  “Youhavelostnothingthroughme,“wasFraisier'scomment。“Thegentlemenhadtheirdoubts,ortheywouldnothavesetthistrapforyou。Theywerelyinginwaitandspyinguponyou……Youhavenottoldmeeverything,“headded,withatiger'sglanceatthewomanbeforehim。
  “/I/hideanythingfromyou!”criedshe——“afterallthatwehavedonetogether!”sheaddedwithashudder。
  “Mydearmadame,/I/havedonenothingblameworthy,“returnedFraisier。EvidentlyhemeanttodenyhisnocturnalvisittoPons'
  rooms。
  EveryhaironLaCibot'sheadseemedtoscorchher,whileasenseoficycoldsweptoverherfromheadtofoot。
  “/What?/“……shefalteredinbewilderment。
  “Hereisacriminalchargeonthefaceofit……Youmaybeaccusedofsuppressingthewill,“Fraisiermadeanswerdrily。
  LaCibotstarted。
  “Don'tbealarmed;Iamyourlegaladviser。Ionlywishedtoshowyouhoweasyitis,inonewayoranother,todoasIonceexplainedtoyou。Letussee,now;whathaveyoudonethatthissimpleGermanshouldbehidingintheroom?”
  “Nothingatall,unlessitwasthatscenetheotherdaywhenIstoodM。Ponsoutthathiseyesdazzled。Andeversince,thetwogentlemenhavebeenasdifferentascanbe。Soyouhavebroughtallmytroublesuponme;ImighthavelostmyinfluencewithM。Pons,butIwassureoftheGerman;justnowhewastalkingofmarryingmeoroftakingmewithhim——itisallone。“
  TheexcusewassoplausiblethatFraisierwasfaintobesatisfiedwithit。“Youneedfearnothing,“heresumed。“Igaveyoumywordthatyoushallhaveyourmoney,andIshallkeepmyword。Thewholematter,sofar,wasupintheair,butnowitisasgoodasbank-notes……
  Youshallhaveatleasttwelvehundredfrancsperannum……But,mygoodlady,youmustactintelligentlyundermyorders。“
  “Yes,mydearM。Fraisier,“saidLaCibotwithcringingservility。Shewascompletelysubdued。
  “Verygood。Good-bye,“andFraisierwent,takingthedangerousdocumentwithhim。Hereachedhomeingreatspirits。Thewillwasaterribleweapon。
  “Now,“thoughthe,“IhaveaholdonMme。laPresidentedeMarville;
  shemustkeepherwordwithme。Ifshedidnot,shewouldlosetheproperty。“
  Atdaybreak,whenRemonencqhadtakendownhisshuttersandlefthissisterinchargeoftheshop,hecame,afterhiswontoflate,toinquireforhisgoodfriendCibot。TheportresswascontemplatingtheMetzu,privatelywonderinghowalittlebitofpaintedwoodcouldbeworthsuchalotofmoney。
  “Aha!”saidhe,lookingoverhershoulder,“thatistheonepicturewhichM。ElieMagusregretted;withthatlittlebitofathing,hesays,hishappinesswouldbecomplete。“
  “Whatwouldhegiveforit?”askedLaCibot。
  “Why,ifyouwillpromisetomarrymewithinayearofwidowhood,I
  willundertaketogettwentythousandfrancsforitfromElieMagus;
  andunlessyoumarrymeyouwillnevergetathousandfrancsforthepicture。“
  “Whynot?”
  “Becauseyouwouldbeobligedtogiveareceiptforthemoney,andthenyoumighthavealawsuitwiththeheirs-at-law。Ifyouweremywife,ImyselfshouldsellthethingtoM。Magus,andinthewayofbusinessitisenoughtomakeanentryintheday-book,andIshouldnotethatM。Schmuckesoldittome。There,leavethepanelwithme……Ifyourhusbandweretodieyoumighthavealotofbotheroverit,butnoonewouldthinkitoddthatIshouldhaveapictureintheshop……Youknowmequitewell。Besides,Iwillgiveyouareceiptifyoulike。“
  Thecovetousportressfeltthatshehadbeencaught;sheagreedtoaproposalwhichwastobindherfortherestofherlifetothemarine-
  storedealer。
  “Youareright,“saidshe,asshelockedthepictureawayinachest;
  “bringmethebitofwriting。“
  Remonencqbeckonedhertothedoor。
  “Icansee,neighbor,thatweshallnotsaveourpoordearCibot,“hesaidloweringhisvoice。“Dr。Poulaingavehimupyesterdayevening,andsaidthathecouldnotlastouttheday……Itisagreatmisfortune。Butafterall,thiswasnottheplaceforyou……YououghttobeinafinecuriosityshopontheBoulevarddesCapucines。
  DoyouknowthatIhavemadenearlyahundredthousandfrancsintenyears?Andifyouwillhaveasmuchsomeday,Iwillundertaketomakeahandsomefortuneforyou——asmywife。Youwouldbethemistress——mysistershouldwaitonyouanddotheworkofthehouse,and——“
  Aheartrendingmoanfromthelittletailorcutthetemptershort;thedeathagonyhadbegun。
  “Goaway,“saidLaCibot。“Youareamonstertotalkofsuchthingsandmypoormandyinglikethis——“
  “Ah!itisbecauseIloveyou,“saidRemonencq;“Icouldleteverythingelsegotohaveyou——“
  “Ifyoulovedme,youwouldsaynothingtomejustnow,“returnedshe。
  AndRemonencqdepartedtohisshop,sureofmarryingLaCibot。
  Towardsteno'clocktherewasasortofcommotioninthestreet;M。
  CibotwastakingtheSacrament。Allthefriendsofthepair,alltheportersandporters'wivesintheRuedeNormandieandneighboringstreets,hadcrowdedintothelodge,underthearchway,andstoodonthepavementoutside。NobodysomuchasnoticedthearrivalofM。
  LeopoldHannequinandabrotherlawyer。SchwabandBrunnerreachedPons'roomsunseenbyMme。Cibot。Thenotary,inquiringforPons,wasshownupstairsbytheportressofaneighboringhouse。Brunnerrememberedhispreviousvisittothemuseum,andwentstraightinwithhisfriendSchwab。
  PonsformallyrevokedhispreviouswillandconstitutedSchmuckehisuniversallegatee。Thisaccomplished,hethankedSchwabandBrunner,andearnestlybeggedM。LeopoldHannequintoprotectSchmucke'sinterests。Thedemandsmadeuponhimbylastnight'sscenewithLaCibot,andthisfinalsettlementofhisworldlyaffairs,lefthimsofaintandexhaustedthatSchmuckebeggedSchwabtogofortheAbbeDuplanty;itwasPons'greatdesiretotaketheSacrament,andSchmuckecouldnotbringhimselftoleavehisfriend。
  LaCibot,sittingatthefootofherhusband'sbed,gavenotsomuchasathoughttoSchmucke'sbreakfast——forthatmatterhadbeenforbiddentoreturn;butthemorning'sevents,thesightofPons'
  heroicresignationinthedeathagony,sooppressedSchmucke'sheartthathewasnotconsciousofhunger。Towardstwoo'clock,however,asnothinghadbeenseenoftheoldGerman,LaCibotsentRemonencq'ssistertoseewhetherSchmuckewantedanything;promptednotsomuchbyinterestasbycuriosity。TheAbbeDuplantyhadjustheardtheoldmusician'sdyingconfession,andtheadministrationofthesacramentofextremeunctionwasdisturbedbyrepeatedringingofthedoor-bell。
  Pons,inhisterrorofrobbery,hadmadeSchmuckepromisesolemnlytoadmitnooneintothehouse;soSchmuckedidnotstir。AgainandagainMlle。Remonencqpulledthecord,andfinallywentdownstairsinalarmtotellLaCibotthatSchmuckewouldnotopenthedoor;Fraisiermadeanoteofthis。Schmuckehadneverseenanyonedieinhislife;
  beforelonghewouldbeperplexedbythemanydifficultieswhichbesetthosewhoareleftwithadeadbodyinParis,thismoreespeciallyiftheyarelonelyandhelplessandhavenoonetoactforthem。Fraisierknew,moreover,thatinrealafflictionpeoplelosetheirheads,andthereforeimmediatelyafterbreakfasthetookuphispositionintheporter'slodge,andsittingthereinperpetualcommitteewithDr。
  Poulain,conceivedtheideaofdirectingallSchmucke'sactionshimself。
  Toobtaintheimportantresult,thedoctorandthelawyertooktheirmeasuresonthiswise:——
  ThebeadleofSaint-Francois,Cantinetbyname,atonetimearetaildealeringlassware,livedintheRued'Orleans,nextdoortoDr。
  Poulainandunderthesameroof。Mme。Cantinet,whosawtothelettingofthechairsatSaint-Francois,oncehadfallenillandDr。Poulainhadattendedhergratuitously;shewas,asmightbeexpected,grateful,andoftenconfidedhertroublestohim。The“nutcrackers,“
  punctualintheirattendanceatSaint-FrancoisonSundaysandsaints'-
  days,wereonfriendlytermswiththebeadleandthelowestecclesiasticalrankandfile,commonlycalledinParis/lebasclerge/,towhomthedevoutusuallygivelittlepresentsfromtimetotime。Mme。CantinetthereforeknewSchmuckealmostaswellasSchmuckeknewher。AndMme。Cantinetwasafflictedwithtwosoretroubleswhichenabledthelawyertouseherasablindandinvoluntaryagent。
  Cantinetjunior,astage-struckyouth,haddesertedthepathsoftheChurchandturnedhisbackontheprospectofonedaybecomingabeadle,tomakehis/debut/amongthesupernumerariesoftheCirque-
  Olympique;hewasleadingawildlife,breakinghismother'sheartanddrainingherpursebyfrequentforcedloans。Cantinetsenior,muchaddictedtospirituousliquorsandidleness,had,infact,beendriventoretirefrombusinessbythosetwofailings。Sofarfromreforming,theincorrigibleoffenderhadfoundscopeinhisnewoccupationfortheindulgenceofbothcravings;hedidnothing,andhedrankwithdriversofwedding-coaches,withtheundertaker'smenatfunerals,withpoorfolkrelievedbythevicar,tillhismorning'soccupationwassetforthinrubriconhiscountenancebynoon。
  Mme。Cantinetsawnoprospectbutwantinheroldage,andyetshehadbroughtherhusbandtwelvethousandfrancs,shesaid。ThetaleofherwoesrelatedforthehundredthtimesuggestedanideatoDr。Poulain。
  Onceintroduceherintotheoldbachelor'squarters,anditwouldbeeasybyhermeanstoestablishMme。Sauvagethereasworkinghousekeeper。ItwasquiteimpossibletopresentMme。Sauvageherself,forthe“nutcrackers“hadgrownsuspiciousofeveryone。Schmucke'srefusaltoadmitMlle。RemonencqhadsufficientlyopenedFraisier'seyes。Still,itseemedevidentthatPonsandSchmucke,beingpioussouls,wouldtakeanyonerecommendedbytheAbbe,withblindconfidence。Mme。CantinetshouldbringMme。Sauvagewithher,andtoputinFraisier'sservantwasalmosttantamounttoinstallingFraisierhimself。
  TheAbbeDuplanty,comingdownstairs,foundthegatewayblockedbytheCibots'friends,allofthembentuponshowingtheirinterestinoneoftheoldestandmostrespectableportersintheMarais。
  Dr。Poulainraisedhishat,andtooktheAbbeaside。
  “IamjustabouttogotopoorM。Pons,“hesaid。“Thereisstillachanceofrecovery;butitisaquestionofinducinghimtoundergoanoperation。Thecalculiareperceptibletothetouch,theyaresettingupaninflammatoryconditionwhichwillendfatally,butperhapsitisnottoolatetoremovethem。Youshouldreallyuseyourinfluencetopersuadethepatienttosubmittosurgicaltreatment;Iwillanswerforhislife,providedthatnountowardcircumstanceoccursduringtheoperation。“
  “IwillreturnassoonasIhavetakenthesacredciboriumbacktothechurch,“saidtheAbbeDuplanty,“forM。Schmucke'sconditionclaimsthesupportofreligion。“
  “Ihavejustheardthatheisalone,“saidDr。Poulain。“TheGerman,goodsoul,hadalittlealtercationthismorningwithMme。Cibot,whohasactedashousekeepertothembothforthepasttenyears。Theyhavequarreledforthemomentonly,nodoubt,butunderthecircumstancestheymusthavesomeoneintohelpupstairs。Itwouldbeacharitytolookafterhim——Isay,Cantinet,“continuedthedoctor,beckoningtothebeadle,“justgoandaskyourwifeifshewillnurseM。Pons,andlookafterM。Schmucke,andtakeMme。Cibot'splaceforadayortwo……Evenwithoutthequarrel,Mme。Cibotwouldstillrequireasubstitute。Mme。Cantinetishonest,“addedthedoctor,turningtoM。Duplanty。
  “Youcouldnotmakeabetterchoice,“saidthegoodpriest;“sheisintrustedwiththelettingofchairsinthechurch。“
  Afewminuteslater,Dr。PoulainstoodbyPons'pillowwatchingtheprogressmadebydeath,andSchmucke'svaineffortstopersuadehisfriendtoconsenttotheoperation。ToallthepoorGerman'sdespairingentreatiesPonsonlyrepliedbyashakeoftheheadandoccasionalimpatientmovements;till,afterawhile,hesummonedupallhisfast-failingstrengthtosay,withaheartrendinglook:
  “Doletmedieinpeace!”
  Schmuckealmostdiedofsorrow,buthetookPons'handandsoftlykissedit,andhelditbetweenhisown,asiftryingasecondtimetogivehisownvitalitytohisfriend。
  Justatthismomentthebellrang,andDr。Poulain,goingtothedoor,admittedtheAbbeDuplanty。
  “Ourpoorpatientisstrugglinginthegraspofdeath,“hesaid。“Allwillbeoverinafewhours。Youwillsendapriest,nodoubt,towatchto-night。ButitistimethatMme。Cantinetcame,aswellasawomantodothework,forM。Schmuckeisquiteunfittothinkofanything:Iamafraidforhisreason;andtherearevaluablesherewhichoughttobeinthecustodyofhonestpersons。“
  TheAbbeDuplanty,akindly,uprightpriest,guilelessandunsuspicious,wasstruckwiththetruthofDr。Poulain'sremarks。Hehad,moreover,acertainbeliefinthedoctorofthequarter。Soonthethresholdofthedeath-chamberhestoppedandbeckonedtoSchmucke,butSchmuckecouldnotbringhimselftoloosenthegraspofthehandthatgrewtighterandtighter。Ponsseemedtothinkthathewasslippingovertheedgeofaprecipiceandmustcatchatsomethingtosavehimself。But,asmanyknow,thedyingarehauntedbyanhallucinationthatleadsthemtosnatchatthingsaboutthem,likemeneagertosavetheirmostpreciouspossessionsfromafire。PresentlyPonsreleasedSchmucketoclutchatthebed-clothes,draggingthemandhuddlingthemabouthimselfwithahasty,covetousmovementsignificantandpainfultosee。
  “Whatwillyoudo,leftalonewithyourdeadfriend?”askedM。l'AbbeDuplantywhenSchmuckecametothedoor。“YouhavenotMme。Cibotnow——“
  “EinmonsterdathafkilledBons!”
  “Butyoumusthavesomebodywithyou,“beganDr。Poulain。“Someonemustsitupwiththebodyto-night。“
  “Ishallsitup;IshallsaydieprayerstoGott,“theinnocentGermananswered。
  “Butyoumusteat——andwhoistocookforyounow?”askedthedoctor。
  “Griefhaftakenafaymeinabbetite,“Schmuckesaid,simply。
  “Andsomeonemustgivenoticetotheregistrar,“saidPoulain,“andlayoutthebody,andorderthefuneral;andthepersonwhositsupwiththebodyandthepriestwillwantmeals。Canyoudoallthisbyyourself?Amancannotdielikeadoginthecapitalofthecivilizedworld。“
  Schmuckeopenedwideeyesofdismay。Abrieffitofmadnessseizedhim。
  “ButBonsshallnottie!……“hecriedaloud。“Ishallsafehim!”
  “Youcannotgowithoutsleepmuchlonger,andwhowilltakeyourplace?SomeonemustlookafterM。Pons,andgivehimdrink,andnursehim——“
  “Ah!datisdrue。“
  “Verywell,“saidtheAbbe,“IamthinkingofsendingyourMme。
  Cantinet,agoodandhonestcreature——“
  ThepracticaldetailsofthecareofthedeadbewilderedSchmucke,tillhewasfaintodiewithhisfriend。
  “Heisachild,“saidthedoctor,turningtotheAbbeDuplanty。
  “Einchild,“Schmuckerepeatedmechanically。
  “There,then,“saidthecurate;“IwillspeaktoMme。Cantinet,andsendhertoyou。“
  “Donottroubleyourself,“saidthedoctor;“Iamgoinghome,andshelivesinthenexthouse。“
  ThedyingseemtostrugglewithDeathaswithaninvisibleassassin;
  intheagonyatthelast,asthefinalthrustismade,theactofdyingseemstobeaconflict,ahand-to-handfightforlife。Ponshadreachedthesuprememoment。Atthesoundofhisgroansandcries,thethreestandinginthedoorwayhurriedtothebedside。Thencamethelastblow,smitingasunderthebondsbetweensoulandbody,strikingdowntolife'ssources;andsuddenlyPonsregainedforafewbriefmomentstheperfectcalmthatfollowsthestruggle。Hecametohimself,andwiththeserenityofdeathinhisfacehelookedroundalmostsmilinglyatthem。
  “Ah,doctor,Ihavehadahardtimeofit;butyouwereright,Iamdoingbetter。Thankyou,mygoodAbbe;IwaswonderingwhathadbecomeofSchmucke——“
  “Schmuckehashadnothingtoeatsinceyesterdayevening,andnowitisfouro'clock!YouhavenoonewithyounowanditwouldbewisetosendforMme。Cibot。“
  “Sheiscapableofanything!”saidPons,withoutattemptingtoconcealallhisabhorrenceatthesoundofhername。“Itistrue,Schmuckeoughttohavesometrustworthyperson。“
  “M。DuplantyandIhavebeenthinkingaboutyouboth——“
  “Ah!thankyou,Ihadnotthoughtofthat。“
  “——AndM。DuplantysuggeststhatyoushouldhaveMme。Cantinet——“
  “Oh!Mme。Cantinetwholetsthechairs!”exclaimedPons。“Yes,sheisanexcellentcreature。“
  “ShehasnolikingforMme。Cibot,“continuedthedoctor,“andshewouldtakegoodcareofM。Schmucke——“
  “Sendhertome,M。Duplanty……sendherandherhusbandtoo。I
  shallbeeasy。Nothingwillbestolenhere。“
  SchmuckehadtakenPons'handagain,andhelditjoyouslyinhisown。
  Ponswasalmostwellagain,hethought。
  “Letusgo,Monsieurl'Abbe,“saidthedoctor。“IwillsendMme。
  Cantinetroundatonce。Iseehowitis。SheperhapsmaynotfindM。
  Ponsalive。“
  WhiletheAbbeDuplantywaspersuadingPonstoengageMme。Cantinetashisnurse,Fraisierhadsentforher。Hehadpliedthebeadle'swifewithsophisticalreasoningandsubtlety。Itwasdifficulttoresisthiscorruptinginfluence。AndasforMme。Cantinet——alean,sallowwoman,withlargeteethandthinlips——herintelligence,assooftenhappenswithwomenofthepeople,hadbeenbluntedbyahardlife,tillshehadcometolookupontheslenderestdailywageasprosperity。ShesoonconsentedtotakeMme。Sauvagewithherasgeneralservant。
  Mme。Sauvagehadhadherinstructionsalready。Shehadundertakentoweaveawebofironwireaboutthetwomusicians,andtowatchthemasaspiderwatchesaflycaughtinthetoils;andherrewardwastobeatobacconist'slicense。Fraisierhadfoundaconvenientopportunityofgettingridofhisso-calledfoster-mother,whilehepostedherasadetectiveandpolicemantosuperviseMme。Cantinet。Astherewasaservant'sbedroomandalittlekitchenincludedintheapartment,LaSauvagecouldsleeponatruckle-bedandcookfortheGerman。Dr。
  PoulaincamewiththetwowomenjustasPonsdrewhislastbreath。
  Schmuckewassittingbesidehisfriend,allunconsciousofthecrisis,holdingthehandthatslowlygrewcolderinhisgrasp。HesignedtoMme。Cantinettobesilent;butMme。Sauvage'ssoldierlyfiguresurprisedhimsomuchthathestartedinspiteofhimself,akindofhomagetowhichtheviragowasquiteaccustomed。
  “M。Duplantyanswersforthislady,“whisperedMme。Cantinetbywayofintroduction。“Sheoncewascooktoabishop;sheishonestyitself;
  shewilldothecooking。“
  “Oh!youmaytalkoutloud,“wheezedthestalwartdame。“Thepoorgentlemanisdead……Hehasjustgone。“
  AshrillcrybrokefromSchmucke。HefeltPons'coldhandstiffeninginhis,andsatstaringintohisfriend'seyes;thelookinthemwouldhavedrivenhimmad,ifMme。Sauvage,doubtlessaccustomedtoscenesofthissort,hadnotcometothebedsidewithamirrorwhichsheheldoverthelipsofthedead。Whenshesawthattherewasnomistuponthesurface,shebrisklysnatchedSchmucke'shandaway。
  “Justtakeawayyourhand,sir;youmaynotbeabletodoitinalittlewhile。Youdonotknowhowthebonesharden。Acorpsegrowscoldveryquickly。Ifyoudonotlayoutabodywhileitiswarm,youhavetobreakthejointslateron……“
  Andsoitwasthisterriblewomanwhoclosedthepoordeadmusician'seyes。
  Withabusiness-likedexterityacquiredintenyearsofexperience,shestrippedandstraightenedthebody,laidthearmsbythesides,andcoveredthefacewiththebedclothes,exactlyasashopmanwrapsaparcel。
  “Asheetwillbewantedtolayhimout——Whereisthereasheet?”shedemanded,turningontheterror-strickenSchmucke。
  Hehadwatchedthereligiousritualwithitsdeepreverenceforthecreaturemadeforsuchhighdestiniesinheaven;andnowhesawhisdeadfriendtreatedsimplyasathinginthispackingprocess——sawwiththesharppainthatdissolvestheveryelementsofthought。
  “Doasyouvill——“heansweredmechanically。Theinnocentcreatureforthefirsttimeinhislifehadseenamandie,andthatmanwasPons,hisonlyfriend,theonehumanbeingwhounderstoodhimandlovedhim。
  “IwillgoandaskMme。Cibotwherethesheetsarekept,“saidLaSauvage。
  “Atruckle-bedwillbewantedforthepersontosleepupon,“Mme。
  CantinetcametotellSchmucke。
  Schmuckenoddedandbrokeoutintoweeping。Mme。Cantinetlefttheunhappymaninpeace;butanhourlatershecamebacktosay:
  “Haveyouanymoney,sir,topayforthethings?”
  ThelookthatSchmuckegaveMme。Cantinetwouldhavedisarmedthefiercesthate;itwasthewhite,blank,peakedfaceofdeaththatheturneduponher,asanexplanationthatmeteverything。
  “Dakeitallandleafmetomeinprayersandtears,“hesaid,andknelt。
  Mme。SauvagewenttoFraisierwiththenewsofPons'death。FraisiertookacabandwenttothePresidente。To-morrowshemustgivehimthepowerofattorneytoenablehimtoactfortheheirs。
  Anotherhourwentby,andMme。CantinetcameagaintoSchmucke。
  “IhavebeentoMme。Cibot,sir,whoknowsallaboutthingshere,“shesaid。“Iaskedhertotellmewhereeverythingiskept。Butshealmostjawedmetodeathwithherabuse……Sir,dolistentome……“
  Schmuckelookedupatthewoman,andshewenton,innocentofanybarbarousintention,forwomenofherclassareaccustomedtotaketheworstofmoralsufferingpassively,asamatterofcourse。
  “Wemusthavelinenfortheshroud,sir,wemusthavemoneytobuyatruckle-bedforthepersontosleepupon,andsomethingsforthekitchen——plates,anddishes,andglasses,forapriestwillbecomingtopassthenighthere,andthepersonsaysthatthereisabsolutelynothinginthekitchen。“
  “Andwhatismore,sir,ImusthavecoalandfiringifIamtogetthedinnerready,“echoedLaSauvage,“andnotathingcanIfind。Notthatthereisanythingsoverysurprisinginthat,asLaCibotusedtodoeverythingforyou——“
  Schmuckelayatthefeetofthedead;heheardnothing,knewnothing,sawnothing。Mme。Cantinetpointedtohim。“Mydearwoman,youwouldnotbelieveme,“shesaid。“Whateveryousay,hedoesnotanswer。“
  “Verywell,child,“saidLaSauvage;“nowIwillshowyouwhattodoinacaseofthiskind。“
  Shelookedroundtheroomasathieflooksinsearchofpossiblehiding-placesformoney;thenshewentstraighttoPons'chest,openedthefirstdrawer,sawthebaginwhichSchmuckehadputtherestofthemoneyafterthesaleofthepictures,andhelditupbeforehim。
  Henoddedmechanically。
  “Hereismoney,child,“saidLaSauvage,turningtoMme。Cantinet。“I
  willcountitfirstandtakeenoughtobuyeverythingwewant——wine,provisions,wax-candles,allsortsofthings,infact,forthereisnothinginthehouse……Justlookinthedrawersforasheettoburyhimin。Icertainlywastoldthatthepoorgentlemanwassimple,butIdon'tknowwhatheis;heisworse。Heislikeanew-bornchild;
  weshallhavetofeedhimwithafunnel。“
  Thewomenwentabouttheirwork,andSchmuckelookedonpreciselyasanidiotmighthavedone。Brokendownwithsorrow,whollyabsorbed,inahalf-catalepticstate,hecouldnottakehiseyesfromthefacethatseemedtofascinatehim,Pons'facerefinedbytheabsolutereposeofDeath。Schmuckehopedtodie;everythingwasalikeindifferent。Iftheroomhadbeenonfirehewouldnothavestirred。
  “Therearetwelvehundredandfiftyfrancshere,“LaSauvagetoldhim。
  Schmuckeshruggedhisshoulders。
  ButwhenLaSauvagecameneartomeasurethebodybylayingthesheetoverit,beforecuttingouttheshroud,ahorriblestruggleensuedbetweenherandthepoorGerman。Schmuckewasfurious。Hebehavedlikeadogthatwatchesbyhisdeadmaster'sbody,andshowshisteethatallwhotrytotouchit。LaSauvagegrewimpatient。Shegraspedhim,sethiminthearmchair,andheldhimdownwithherculeanstrength。
  “Goon,child;sewhiminhisshroud,“shesaid,turningtoMme。
  Cantinet。
  Assoonasthisoperationwascompleted,LaSauvagesetSchmuckebackinhisplaceatthefootofthebed。
  “Doyouunderstand?”saidshe。“Thepoordeadmanlyingtheremustbedoneup,thereisnohelpforit。“
  Schmuckebegantocry。Thewomenlefthimandtookpossessionofthekitchen,whithertheybroughtallthenecessariesinaveryshorttime。LaSauvagemadeoutapreliminarystatementaccountingforthreehundredandsixtyfrancs,andthenproceededtoprepareadinnerforfourpersons。Andwhatadinner!Afatgoosethecobbler'spheasant
  bywayofasubstantialroast,anomelettewithpreserves,asalad,andtheinevitablebroth——thequantitiesoftheingredientsforthislastbeingsoexcessivethatthesoupwasmorelikeastrongmeat-
  jelly。
  Atnineo'clockthepriest,sentbythecuratetowatchbythedead,cameinwithCantinet,whobroughtfourtallwaxcandlesandsometapers。Inthedeath-chamberSchmuckewaslyingwithhisarmsaboutthebodyofhisfriend,holdinghiminatightclasp;nothingbuttheauthorityofreligionavailedtoseparatehimfromhisdead。Thenthepriestsettledhimselfcomfortablyintheeasy-chairandreadhisprayerswhileSchmucke,kneelingbesidethecouch,besoughtGodtoworkamiracleandunitehimtoPons,sothattheymightbeburiedinthesamegrave;andMme。CantinetwentonherwaytotheTempletobuyapalletandcompletebeddingforMme。Sauvage。Thetwelvehundredandfiftyfrancswereregardedasplunder。Ateleveno'clockMme。CantinetcameintoaskifSchmuckewouldnoteatamorsel,butwithagesturehesignifiedthathewishedtobeleftinpeace。
  “Yoursupperisready,M。Pastelot,“shesaid,addressingthepriest,andtheywent。
  Schmucke,leftaloneintheroom,smiledtohimselflikeamadmanfreeatlasttogratifyadesirelikethelongingofpregnancy。HeflunghimselfdownbesidePons,andyetagainheheldhisfriendinalong,closeembrace。Atmidnightthepriestcamebackandscoldedhim,andSchmuckereturnedtohisprayers。Atdaybreakthepriestwent,andatseveno'clockinthemorningthedoctorcametoseeSchmucke,andspokekindlyandtriedhardtopersuadehimtoeat,buttheGermanrefused。
  “Ifyoudonoteatnowyouwillfeelveryhungrywhenyoucomeback,“
  thedoctortoldhim,“foryoumustgotothemayor'sofficeandtakeawitnesswithyou,sothattheregistrarmayissueacertificateofdeath。“
  “/I/mustgo!”criedSchmuckeinfrightenedtones。
  “Whoelse?……Youmustgo,foryouweretheonepersonwhosawhimdie。“
  “Meinlegsvillnichtcarryme,“pleadedSchmucke,imploringthedoctortocometotherescue。
  “Takeacab,“thehypocriticaldoctorblandlysuggested。“Ihavegivennoticealready。Asksomeoneinthehousetogowithyou。Thetwowomenwilllookaftertheplacewhileyouareaway。“
  Nooneimagineshowtherequirementsofthelawjaruponaheartfeltsorrow。Thethoughtofitisenoughtomakeoneturnfromcivilizationandchooseratherthecustomsofthesavage。Atnineo'clockthatmorningMme。Sauvagehalf-carriedSchmuckedownstairs,andfromthecabhewasobligedtobegRemonencqtocomewithhimtotheregistrarasasecondwitness。HereinParis,inthislandofoursbesottedwithEquality,theinequalityofconditionsisglaringlyapparenteverywhereandineverything。TheimmutabletendencyofthingspeepsouteveninthepracticalaspectsofDeath。Inwell-to-dofamilies,arelative,afriend,oramanofbusinesssparesthemournersthesepainfuldetails;butinthis,asinthematteroftaxation,thewholeburdenfallsheaviestupontheshouldersofthepoor。
  “Ah!youhavegoodreasontoregrethim,“saidRemonencqinanswertothepoormartyr'smoan;“hewasaverygood,averyhonestman,andhehasleftafinecollectionbehindhim。Butbeingaforeigner,sir,doyouknowthatyouareliketofindyourselfinagreatpredicament——
  foreverybodysaysthatM。Ponslefteverythingtoyou?”
  Schmuckewasnotlistening。Hewassoundingthedarkdepthsofsorrowthatborderuponmadness。Thereissuchathingastetanusofthesoul。
  “Andyouwoulddowelltofindsomeone——somemanofbusiness——toadviseyouandactforyou,“pursuedRemonencq。
  “Einmannofpizness!”echoedSchmucke。
  “Youwillfindthatyouwillwantsomeonetoactforyou。IfIwereyou,Ishouldtakeanexperiencedman,somebodywellknowntoyouinthequarter,amanyoucantrust……IalwaysgotoTabareaumyselfformybitsofaffairs——heisthebailiff。Ifyougivehisclerkpowertoactforyou,youneednottroubleyourselfanyfurther。“
  RemonencqandLaCibot,promptedbyFraisier,hadagreedbeforehandtomakeasuggestionwhichstuckinSchmucke'smemory;fortherearetimesinourliveswhengrief,asitwere,congealsthemindbyarrestingallitsfunctions,andanychanceimpressionmadeatsuchmomentsisretainedbyafrost-boundmemory。Schmuckeheardhiscompanionwithsuchafixed,mindlessstare,thatRemonencqsaidnomore。
  “Ifheisalwaystobeidioticlikethis,“thoughtRemonencq,“Imighteasilybuythewholebagoftricksupyonderforahundredthousandfrancs;ifitisreallyhis……Hereweareatthemayor'soffice,sir。“
  RemonencqwasobligedtotakeSchmuckeoutofthecabandtohalf-
  carryhimtotheregistrar'sdepartment,whereawedding-partywasassembled。Heretheyhadtowaitfortheirturn,for,bynoveryuncommonchance,theclerkhadfiveorsixcertificatestomakeoutthatmorning;andhereitwasappointedthatpoorSchmuckeshouldsufferexcruciatinganguish。
  “MonsieurisM。Schmucke?”remarkedapersoninasuitofblack,reducingSchmucketostupefactionbythementionofhisname。Helookedupwiththesameblank,unseeingeyesthathehadturneduponRemonencq,whonowinterposed。
  “Whatdoyouwantwithhim?”hesaid。“Justleavehiminpeace;youcanplainlyseethatheisintrouble。“
  “Thegentlemanhasjustlosthisfriend,andproposes,nodoubt,todohonortohismemory,being,asheis,thesoleheir。Thegentleman,nodoubt,willnothaggleoverit,hewillbuyapieceofgroundoutrightforagrave。AndasM。Ponswassuchaloverofthearts,itwouldbeagreatpitynottoputMusic,Painting,andSculptureonhistomb——
  threehandsomefull-lengthfigures,weeping——“
  Remonencqwavedthespeakeraway,inAuvergnatfashion,butthemanrepliedwithanothergesture,whichbeinginterpretedmeans“Don'tspoilsport“;apieceofcommercialfree-masonry,asitwere,whichthedealerunderstood。