首页 >出版文学> Catherine de’ Medici>第10章
  Standingontheconfineswhichseparateusfromaknowledgeofmaterialthings,apatientobserverofatoms,Idestroyforms,I
  dissolvethebondsofcombinations;IimitatedeaththatImaylearnhowtoimitatelife。Istrikeincessantlyatthedoorofcreation,andIshallcontinuesotostrikeuntilthedayofmydeath。WhenIamdeadtheknockerwillpassintootherhandsequallypersistentwiththoseofthemightymenwhohandedittome。Fabulousanduncomprehendedbeings,likePrometheus,Ixion,Adonis,Pan,andothers,whohaveenteredintothereligiousbeliefsofallcountriesandallages,provetotheworldthatthehopeswenowembodywerebornwiththehumanraces。Chaldea,India,Persia,Egypt,Greece,theMoors,havetransmittedfromonetoanotherMagic,thehighestofalltheoccultsciences,whichholdswithinit,asapreciousdepositthefruitsofthestudiesofeachgeneration。InitlaythetiethatboundthegrandandmajesticinstitutionoftheTemplars。Sire,whenoneofyourpredecessorsburnedtheTemplars,heburnedmenonly,——theirSecretlived。ThereconstructionoftheTempleisavowofanunknownnation,araceofdaringseekers,whosefacesareturnedtotheOrientof/life/,——allbrothers,allinseparable,allunitedbyoneidea,andstampedwiththemarkoftoil。Iamthesovereignleaderofthatpeople,sovereignbyelection,notbybirth。Iguidethemonwardtoaknowledgeoftheessenceoflife。Grand-master,Red-Cross-bearers,companions,adepts,weforeverfollowtheimperceptiblemoleculewhichstillescapesoureyes。ButsoonweshallmakeourselveseyesmorepowerfulthanthosewhichNaturehasgivenus;weshallattaintoasightoftheprimitiveatom,thecorpuscularelementsopersistentlysoughtbythewiseandlearnedofallageswhohaveprecededusintheglorioussearch。Sire,whenamanisastrideofthatabyss,whenhecommandsbolddiverslikemydisciples,allotherhumaninterestsareasnothing。Thereforewearenotdangerous。Religiousdisputesandpoliticalstrugglesarefarawayfromus;wehavepassedbeyondandabovethem。NomantakesothersbythethroatwhenhiswholestrengthisgiventoastrugglewithNature。Besides,inourscienceresultsareperceivable;wecanmeasureeffectsandpredictthem;whereasallthingsareuncertainandvacillatinginthestrugglesofmenandtheirselfishinterests。Wedecomposethediamondinourcrucibles,andweshallmakediamonds,weshallmakegold!WeshallimpelvesselsastheyhaveatBarcelonawithfireandalittlewater!Wetestthewind,andweshallmakewind;weshallmakelight;weshallrenewthefaceofempireswithnewindustries!Butweshallneverdebaseourselvestomountathronetobecrucifiedbythepeoples!”
  InspiteofhisstrongdeterminationnottobetakeninbyItalianwiles,theking,togetherwithhisgentlemistress,wasalreadycaughtandsnaredbytheambiguousphrasesanddoublingsofthispompousandhumbuggingloquacity。Theeyesofthetwoloversshowedhowtheirmindsweredazzledbythemysteriousrichesofpowerthusdisplayed;
  theysaw,asitwere,aseriesofsubterraneancavernsfilledwithgnomesattheirtoil。Theimpatienceoftheircuriosityputtoflightallsuspicion。”But,”criedtheking,”ifthisbeso,youaregreatstatesmenwhocanenlightenus。””No,sire,”saidLorenzo,naively。”Whynot?”askedtheking。”Sire,itisnotgiventoanymantoforeseewhatwillhappenwhenthousandsofmenaregatheredtogether。Wecantellwhatonemanwilldo,howlonghewilllive,whetherhewillbehappyorunhappy;butwecannottellwhatacollectionofwillsmaydo;andtocalculatetheoscillationsoftheirselfishinterestsismoredifficultstill,forinterestsaremen/plus/things。Wecan,insolitude,seethefutureasawhole,andthatisall。TheProtestantismthatnowtormentsyouwillbedestroyedinturnbyitsmaterialconsequences,whichwillturntotheoriesinduetime。Europeisatthepresentmomentgettingthebetterofreligion;to-morrowitwillattackroyalty。””ThentheSaint-Bartholomewwasagreatconception?””Yes,sire;forifthepeopletriumphitwillhaveaSaint-Bartholomewofitsown。Whenreligionandroyaltyaredestroyedthepeoplewillattackthenobles;afterthenobles,therich。WhenEuropehasbecomeameretroopofmenwithoutconsistenceorstability,becausewithoutleaders,itwillfallapreytobrutalconquerors。Twentytimesalreadyhastheworldseenthatsight,andEuropeisnowpreparingtorenewit。Ideasconsumetheagesaspassionsconsumemen。Whenmaniscured,humanitymaypossiblycureitself。Scienceistheessenceofhumanity,andweareitspontiffs;whosoconcernshimselfabouttheessencecareslittleabouttheindividuallife。””Towhathaveyouattained,sofar?”askedtheking。”Weadvanceslowly;butwelosenothingthatwehavewon。””Thenyouarethekingofsorcerers?”retortedtheking,piquedatbeingofnoaccountinthepresenceofthisman。
  Themajesticgrand-masteroftheRosicrucianscastalookonCharlesIX。whichwitheredhim。”Youarethekingofmen,”hesaid;”Iamthekingofideas。Ifweweresorcerers,youwouldalreadyhaveburnedus。Wehavehadourmartyrs。””Butbywhatmeansareyouabletocastnativities?”persistedtheking。”HowdidyouknowthatthemanwhocametoyourwindowlastnightwasKingofFrance?Whatpowerauthorizedoneofyoutotellmymotherthefateofherthreesons?Canyou,grand-masterofanartwhichclaimstomouldtheworld,canyoutellmewhatmymotherisplanningatthismoment?””Yes,sire。”
  ThisanswerwasgivenbeforeCosmocouldpullhisbrother’srobetoenjoinsilence。”Doyouknowwhymybrother,theKingofPoland,hasreturned?””Yes,sire。””Why?””Totakeyourplace。””Ourmostcruelenemiesareournearestinblood!”exclaimedtheking,violently,risingandwalkingabouttheroomwithhastysteps。”Kingshaveneitherbrothers,norsons,normothers。Colignywasright;mymurderersarenotamongtheHuguenots,butintheLouvre。Youareeitherimpostersorregicides!——Jacob,callSolern。””Sire,”saidMarieTouchet,”theRuggierihaveyourwordasagentleman。Youwantedtotasteofthefruitofthetreeofknowledge;
  donotcomplainofitsbitterness。”
  Thekingsmiled,withanexpressionofbitterself-contempt;hethoughthismaterialroyaltypettyinpresenceoftheaugustintellectualroyaltyofLorenzoRuggiero。CharlesIX。knewthathecouldscarcelygovernFrance,butthisgrand-masterofRosicruciansruledasubmissiveandintelligentworld。”Answermetruthfully;Ipledgemywordasagentlemanthatyouranswer,incaseitconfessesdreadfulcrimes,shallbeasifitwereneveruttered,”resumedtheking。”Doyoudealwithpoisons?””Todiscoverthatwhichgiveslife,wemustalsohavefullknowledgeofthatwhichkills。””Doyoupossessthesecretofmanypoisons?””Yes,sire,——intheory,butnotinpractice。Weunderstandallpoisons,butdonotusethem。””Hasmymotheraskedyouforany?”saidtheking,breathlessly。”Sire,”repliedLorenzo,”QueenCatherineistooableawomantoemploysuchmeans。Sheknowsthatthesovereignwhopoisonsdiesbypoison。TheBorgias,alsoBiancaCapello,GrandDuchessofTuscany,arenotedexamplesofthedangersofthatmiserableresource。Allthingsareknownatcourts;therecanbenoconcealment。Itmaybepossibletokillapoordevil——andwhatisthegoodofthat?——buttoaimatgreatmencannotbedonesecretly。WhoshotColigny?Itcouldonlybeyou,orthequeen-mother,ortheGuises。Notasoulisdoubtfulofthat。Believeme,poisoncannotbetwiceusedwithimpunityinstatecraft。Princeshavesuccessors。Asforothermen,if,likeLuther,theyaresovereignsthroughthepowerofideas,theirdoctrinesarenotkilledbykillingthem。ThequeenisfromFlorence;
  sheknowsthatpoisonshouldneverbeusedexceptasaweaponofpersonalrevenge。Mybrother,whohasnotbeenpartedfromhersinceherarrivalinFrance,knowsthegriefthatMadameDianecausedyourmother。Butsheneverthoughtofpoisoningher,thoughshemighteasilyhavedoneso。Whatcouldyourfatherhavesaid?Neverhadawomanabetterrighttodoit;andshecouldhavedoneitwithimpunity;butMadamedeValentinoisstilllives。””Butwhatofthosewaxenimages?”askedtheking。”Sire,”saidCosmo,”thesethingsaresoabsolutelyharmlessthatwelendourselvestothepracticetosatisfyblindpassions,justasphysiciansgivebreadpillstoimaginaryinvalids。Adisappointedwomanfanciesthatbystabbingtheheartofawax-figureshehasbroughtmisfortunesupontheheadofthemanwhohasbeenunfaithfultoher。Whatharminthat?Besides,itisourrevenue。””ThePopesellsindulgences,”saidLorenzoRuggiero,smiling。”Hasmymotherpractisedthesespellswithwaxenimages?””Whatgoodwouldsuchharmlessmeansbetoonewhohastheactualpowertodoallthings?””HasQueenCatherinethepowertosaveyouatthismoment?”inquiredtheking,inathreateningmanner。”Sire,wearenotinanydanger,”repliedLorenzo,tranquilly。”IknewbeforeIcameintothishousethatIshouldleaveitsafely,justasI
  knowthatthekingwillbeevillydisposedtomybrotherCosmoafewweekshence。Mybrothermayrunsomedangerthen,buthewillescapeit。Ifthekingreignsbythesword,healsoreignsbyjustice,”addedtheoldman,alludingtothefamousmottoonamedalstruckforCharlesIX。”Youknowall,andyouknowthatIshalldiesoon,whichisverywell,”saidtheking,hidinghisangerundernervousimpatience;”buthowwillmybrotherdie,——hewhomyousayistobeHenriIII。?””Byaviolentdeath。””AndtheDucd’Alencon?””Hewillnotreign。””ThenHenrideBourbonwillbekingofFrance?””Yes,sire。””Howwillhedie?””Byaviolentdeath。””WhenIamdeadwhatwillbecomeofmadame?”askedtheking,motioningtoMarieTouchet。”MadamedeBellevillewillmarry,sire。””Youareimposters!”criedMarieTouchet。”Sendthemaway,sire。””Dearest,theRuggierihavemywordasagentleman,”repliedtheking,smiling。”Willmadamehavechildren?”hecontinued。”Yes,sire;andmadamewilllivetobemorethaneightyyearsold。””ShallIorderthemtobehanged?”saidthekingtohismistress。”Butaboutmyson,theComted’Auvergne?”hecontinued,goingintothenextroomtofetchthechild。”WhydidyoutellhimIshouldmarry?”saidMarietothetwobrothers,themomenttheywerealone。”Madame,”repliedLorenzo,withdignity,”thekingboundustotellthetruth,andwehavetoldit。””/Is/thattrue?”sheexclaimed。”AstrueasitisthatthegovernorofthecityofOrleansismadlyinlovewithyou。””ButIdonotlovehim,”shecried。”Thatistrue,madame,”repliedLorenzo;”butyourhoroscopedeclaresthatyouwillmarrythemanwhoisinlovewithyouatthepresenttime。””Canyounotliealittleformysake?”shesaidsmiling;”forifthekingbelievesyourpredictions——””Isitnotalsonecessarythatheshouldbelieveourinnocence?”
  interruptedCosmo,withawilyglanceattheyoungfavorite。”Theprecautionstakenagainstusbythekinghavemadeusthinkduringthetimewehavespentinyourcharmingjailthattheoccultscienceshavebeentraducedtohim。””Donotfeeluneasy,”repliedMarie。”Iknowhim;hissuspicionsareatanend。””Weareinnocent,”saidthegrand-masteroftheRosicrucians,proudly。”Somuchthebetterforyou,”saidMarie,”foryourlaboratory,andyourretortsandphialsarenowbeingsearchedbyorderoftheking。”
  Thebrotherslookedateachothersmiling。MarieTouchettookthatsmileforoneofinnocence,thoughitreallysignified:”Poorfools!
  cantheysupposethatifwebrewpoisons,wedonothidethem?””Wherearetheking’ssearchers?””InRene’slaboratory,”repliedMarie。
  Againthebrothersglancedateachotherwithalookwhichsaid:”ThehoteldeSoissonsisinviolable。”
  Thekinghadsocompletelyforgottenhissuspicionsthatwhen,ashetookhisboyinhisarms,JacobgavehimanotefromChapelain,heopeneditwiththecertaintyoffindinginhisphysician’sreportthatnothinghadbeendiscoveredinthelaboratorybutwhatrelatedexclusivelytoalchemy。”Willheliveahappyman?”askedtheking,presentinghissontothetwoalchemists。”ThatisaquestionwhichconcernsCosmo,”repliedLorenzo,signinghisbrother。
  Cosmotookthetinyhandofthechild,andexamineditcarefully。”Monsieur,”saidCharlesIX。totheoldman,”ifyoufinditnecessarytodenytheexistenceofthesoulinordertobelieveinthepossibilityofyourenterprise,willyouexplaintomywhyyoushoulddoubtwhatyourpowerdoes?Thought,whichyouseektonullify,isthecertainty,thetorchwhichlightsyourresearches。Ha!ha!isnotthatthemotionofaspiritwithinyou,whileyoudenysuchmotion?”criedtheking,pleasedwithhisargument,andlookingtriumphantlyathismistress。”Thought,”repliedLorenzoRuggiero,”istheexerciseofaninwardsense;justasthefacultyofseeingseveralobjectsandnoticingtheirsizeandcolorisaneffectofsight。Ithasnoconnectionwithwhatpeoplechoosetocallanotherlife。Thoughtisafacultywhichceases,withtheforceswhichproducedit,whenweceasetobreathe。””Youarelogical,”saidtheking,surprised。”Butalchemymustthereforebeanatheisticalscience。’”Amaterialistscience,sire,whichisaverydifferentthing。
  MaterialismistheoutcomeofIndiandoctrines,transmittedthroughthemysteriesofIsistoChaldeaandEgypt,andbroughttoGreecebyPythagoras,oneofthedemigodsofhumanity。Hisdoctrineofre-incarnationisthemathematicsofmaterialism,thevitallawofitsphases。Toeachofthedifferentcreationswhichformtheterrestrialcreationbelongsthepowerofretardingthemovementwhichsweepsontherest。””Alchemyisthescienceofsciences!”criedCharlesIX。,enthusiastically。”Iwanttoseeyouatwork。””Wheneveritpleasesyou,sire;youcannotbemoreinterestedthanMadametheQueen-mother。””Ah!sothisiswhyshecaresforyou?”exclaimedtheking。”ThehouseofMedicihassecretlyprotectedourSearchformorethanacentury。””Sire,”saidCosmo,”thischildwilllivenearlyahundredyears;hewillhavetrials;nevertheless,hewillbehappyandhonored,becausehehasinhisveinsthebloodoftheValois。””Iwillgoandseeyouinyourlaboratory,messieurs,”saidtheking,hisgood-humorquiterestored。”Youmaynowgo。”
  ThebrothersbowedtoMarieandtothekingandthenwithdrew。Theywentdownthestepsoftheporticogravely,withoutlookingorspeakingtoeachother;neitherdidtheyturntheirfacestothewindowsastheycrossedthecourtyard,feelingsurethattheking’seyewatchedthem。ButastheypassedsidewaysoutofthegateintothestreettheylookedbackandsawCharlesIX。gazingafterthemfromawindow。Whenthealchemistandtheastrologerweresafelyintheruedel’Autruche,theycasttheireyesbeforeandbehindthem,toseeiftheywerefollowedoroverheard;thentheycontinuedtheirwaytothemoatoftheLouvrewithoututteringaword。Oncethere,however,feelingthemselvessecurelyalone,LorenzosaidtoCosmo,intheTuscanItalianofthatday:——”Affed’Iddio!howwehavefooledhim!””Muchgoodmayitdohim;lethimmakewhathecanofit!”saidCosmo。”Wehavegivenhimahelpinghand,——whetherthequeenpaysitbacktousornot。”
  Somedaysafterthisscene,whichstrucktheking’smistressasforciblyasitdidtheking,Mariesuddenlyexclaimed,inoneofthosemomentswhenthesoulseems,asitwere,disengagedfromthebodyintheplenitudeofhappiness:——”Charles,IunderstandLorenzoRuggiero;butdidyouobservethatCosmosaidnothing?””True,”saidtheking,struckbythatsuddenlight。”Afterall,therewasasmuchfalsehoodastruthinwhattheysaid。ThoseItaliansareassuppleasthesilktheyweave。”
  ThissuspicionexplainstherancorwhichthekingshowedagainstCosmowhenthetrialofLaMoleandCoconnastookplaceafewweekslater。
  Findinghimoneoftheagentsofthatconspiracy,hethoughttheItalianshadtrickedhim;foritwasprovedthathismother’sastrologerwasnotexclusivelyconcernedwithstars,thepowderofprojection,andtheprimitiveatom。Lorenzohadbythattimeleftthekingdom。
  Inspiteoftheincredulitywhichmostpersonsshowinthesematters,theeventswhichfollowedthescenewehavenarratedconfirmedthepredictionsoftheRuggieri。
  Thekingdiedwithinthreemonths。
  CharlesdeGondifollowedCharlesIX。tothegrave,ashadbeenforetoldtohimjestinglybyhisbrothertheMarechaldeRetz,afriendoftheRuggieri,whobelievedintheirpredictions。
  MarieTouchetmarriedCharlesdeBalzac,Marquisd’Entragues,thegovernorofOrleans,bywhomshehadtwodaughters。Themostcelebratedofthesedaughters,thehalf-sisteroftheComted’Auvergne,wasthemistressofHenriIV。,anditwasshewhoendeavored,atthetimeofBiron’sconspiracy,toputherbrotheronthethroneofFrancebydrivingouttheBourbons。
  TheComted’Auvergne,whobecametheDucd’Angouleme,livedintothereignofLouisXIV。Hecoinedmoneyonhisestatesandalteredtheinscriptions;butLouisXIV。lethimdoashepleased,outofrespectforthebloodoftheValois。
  CosmoRuggierolivedtillthemiddleofthereignofLouisXIII。;hewitnessedthefallofthehouseoftheMediciinFrance,alsothatoftheConcini。Historyhastakenpainstorecordthathediedanatheist,thatis,amaterialist。
  TheMarquised’Entragueswasovereightywhenshedied。
  ThefamousComtedeSaint-Germain,whomadesomuchnoiseunderLouisXIV。,wasapupilofLorenzoandCosmoRuggiero。Thiscelebratedalchemistlivedtobeonehundredandthirtyyearsold,——anagewhichsomebiographersgivetoMariondeLorme。HemusthaveheardfromtheRuggierithevariousincidentsoftheSaint-BartholomewandofthereignsoftheValoiskings,whichheafterwardsrecountedinthefirstpersonsingular,asthoughhehadplayedapartinthem。TheComtedeSaint-Germainwasthelastofthealchemistswhoknewhowtoclearlyexplaintheirscience;butheleftnowritings。ThecabalisticdoctrinepresentedinthisStudyisthattaughtbythismysteriouspersonage。
  Andhere,beholdastrangething!Threelives,thatoftheoldmanfromwhomIhaveobtainedthesefacts,thatoftheComtedeSaint-
  Germain,andthatofCosmoRuggiero,sufficetocoverthewholeofEuropeanhistoryfromFrancoisI。toNapoleon!Onlyfiftysuchlivesareneededtoreachbacktothefirstknownperiodoftheworld。”Whatarefiftygenerationsforthestudyofthemysteriesoflife?”saidtheComtedeSaint-Germain。
  PARTIII
  I
  TWODREAMS
  In1786BodarddeSaint-James,treasurerofthenavy,excitedmoreattentionandgossipastohisluxurythananyotherfinancierinParis。Atthisperiodhewasbuildinghisfamous”Folie”atNeuilly,andhiswifehadjustboughtasetoffeatherstocrownthetesterofherbed,thepriceofwhichhadbeentoogreatforeventhequeentopay。
  BodardownedthemagnificentmansionintheplaceVendome,whichthe/fermier-general/,Dange,hadlatelybeenforcedtoleave。Thatcelebratedepicureanwasnowdead,andonthedayofhisintermenthisintimatefriend,MonsieurdeBievre,raisedalaughbysayingthathe”couldnowpassthroughtheplaceVendomewithout/danger/。”Thisallusiontothehellishgamblingwhichwentoninthedeadman’shouse,washisonlyfuneraloration。ThehouseisoppositetotheChancellerie。
  ToendinafewwordsthehistoryofBodard,——hebecameapoorman,havingfailedforfourteenmillionsafterthebankruptcyofthePrincedeGuemenee。Thestupidityheshowedinnotanticipatingthat”serenissimedisaster,”tousetheexpressionofLebrunPindare,wasthereasonwhynonoticewastakenofhismisfortunes。Hedied,likeBourvalais,Bouret,andsomanyothers,inagarret。
  MadameBodarddeSaint-Jameswasambitious,andprofessedtoreceivenonebutpersonsofqualityatherhouse,——anoldabsurditywhichisevernew。Toherthinking,eventheparliamentaryjudgeswereofsmallaccount;shewishedfortitledpersonsinhersalons,oratallevents,thosewhohadtherightofentranceatcourt。Tosaythatmany/cordonsbleus/wereseenatherhousewouldbefalse;butitisquitecertainthatshemanagedtoobtainthegood-willandcivilitiesofseveralmembersofthehouseofRohan,aswasprovedlaterintheaffairofthetoocelebrateddiamondnecklace。
  Oneevening——itwas,Ithink,inAugust,1786——Iwasmuchsurprisedtomeetinthesalonsofthislady,soexactinginthematterofgentility,twonewfaceswhichstruckmeasbelongingtomenofinferiorsocialposition。ShecametomepresentlyintheembrasureofawindowwhereIhadensconcedmyself。”Tellme,”Isaidtoher,withaglancetowardoneofthenew-comers,”whoandwhatisthatqueerspecies?Whydoyouhavethatkindofthinghere?””Heischarming。””Doyouseehimthroughaprismoflove,oramIblind?””Youarenotblind,”shesaid,laughing。”Themanisasuglyasacaterpillar;buthehasdonemethemostimmenseserviceawomancanreceivefromaman。”
  AsIlookedatherrathermaliciouslyshehastenedtoadd:”He’saphysician,andhehascompletelycuredmeofthoseodiousredblotcheswhichspoiledmycomplexionandmademelooklikeapeasantwoman。”
  Ishruggedmyshoulderswithdisgust。”Heisacharlatan。””No,”shesaid,”heisthesurgeonofthecourtpages。Hehasafineintellect,Iassureyou;infact,heisawriter,andaverylearnedman。””Heavens!ifhisstyleresembleshisface!”Isaidscoffingly。”Butwhoistheother?””Whatother?””Thatspruce,affectedlittlepopinjayoverthere,wholooksasifhehadbeendrinkingverjuice。””Heisaratherwell-bornman,”shereplied;”justarrivedfromsomeprovince,Iforgetwhich——oh!fromArtois。HeissentheretoconcludeanaffairinwhichtheCardinaldeRohanisinterested,andhisEminenceinpersonhadjustpresentedhimtoMonsieurdeSaint-James。
  Itseemstheyhavebothchosenmyhusbandasarbitrator。Theprovincialdidn’tshowhiswisdominthat;butfancywhatsimpletonsthepeoplewhosenthimheremustbetotrustacasetoamanofhissort!Heisasmeekasasheepandastimidasagirl。HisEminenceisverykindtohim。””Whatisthenatureoftheaffair?””Oh!aquestionofthreehundredthousandfrancs。””Thenthemanisalawyer?”Isaid,withaslightshrug。”Yes,”shereplied。
  Somewhatconfusedbythishumiliatingavowal,MadameBodardreturnedtoherplaceatafaro-table。
  Allthetableswerefull。Ihadnothingtodo,noonetospeakto,andIhadjustlosttwothousandcrownstoMonsieurdeLaval。Iflungmyselfonasofanearthefireplace。Presently,iftherewaseveramanonearthmostutterlyastonisheditwasI,when,onlookingup,I
  saw,seatedonanothersofaontheoppositesideofthefireplace,MonsieurdeCalonne,thecomptroller-general。Heseemedtobedozing,orelsehewasburiedinoneofthosedeepmeditationswhichovertakestatesmen。WhenIpointedoutthefamousministertoBeaumarchais,whohappenedtocomenearmeatthatmoment,thefatherofFigaroexplainedthemysteryofhispresenceinthathousewithoututteringaword。Hepointedfirstatmyhead,thenatBodard’swithamaliciousgesturewhichconsistedinturningtoeachofustwofingersofhishandwhilehekepttheothersdoubledup。MyfirstimpulsewastoriseandsaysomethingrousingtoCalonne;thenIpaused,first,becauseI
  thoughtofatrickIcouldplaythestatesman,andsecondly,becauseBeaumarchaiscaughtmefamiliarlybythehand。”Whydoyoudothat,monsieur?”Isaid。
  Hewinkedatthecomptroller。”Don’twakehim,”hesaidinalowvoice。”Amanishappywhenasleep。””Pray,issleepafinancialscheme?”Iwhispered。”Indeed,yes!”saidCalonne,whohadguessedourwordsfromthemeremotionofourlips。”WouldtoGodwecouldsleeplong,andthentheawakeningyouareabouttoseewouldneverhappen。””Monseigneur,”saidthedramatist,”Imustthankyou——””Forwhat?””MonsieurdeMirabeauhasstartedforBerlin。Idon’tknowwhetherwemightnotbothhavedrownedourselvesinthataffairof’lesEaux。’””Youhavetoomuchmemory,andtoolittlegratitude,”repliedtheminister,annoyedathavingoneofhissecretsdivulgedinmypresence。”Possibly,”saidBeaumarchais,cuttothequick;”butIhavemillionsthatcanbalancemanyascore。”
  Calonnepretendednottohear。
  Itwaslongpastmidnightwhentheplayceased。Supperwasannounced。
  Thereweretenofusattable:Bodardandhiswife,Calonne,Beaumarchais,thetwostrangemen,twoprettywomen,whosenamesI
  willnotgivehere,a/fermier-general/,Lavoisier,andmyself。OutofthirtyguestswhowereinthesalonwhenIenteredit,onlythesetenremained。Thetwo/queerspecies/didnotconsenttostayuntiltheywereurgedtodosobyMadameBodard,whoprobablythoughtshewaspayingherobligationstothesurgeonbygivinghimsomethingtoeat,andpleasingherhusbandwithwhomsheappeared,Idon’tpreciselyknowwhy,tobecoquettingbyinvitingthelawyer。
  Thesupperbeganbybeingfrightfullydull。Thetwostrangersandthe/fermier-general/oppressedus。ImadeasigntoBeaumarchaistointoxicatethesonofEsculapius,whosatonhisright,givinghimtounderstandthatIwoulddothesamebythelawyer,whowasnexttome。
  Asthereseemednootherwaytoamuseourselves,anditofferedachancetodrawoutthetwomen,whowerealreadysufficientlysingular,MonsieurdeCalonnesmiledatourproject。Theladiespresentalsosharedinthebacchanalconspiracy,andthewineofSillerycrownedourglassesagainandagainwithitssilveryfoam。Thesurgeonwaseasilymanaged;butatthesecondglasswhichIofferedtomyneighborthelawyer,hetoldmewiththefrigidpolitenessofausurerthatheshoulddrinknomore。
  AtthisinstantMadamedeSaint-Jameschancedtointroduce,Iscarcelyknowhow,thetopicofthemarvelloussupperstotheComtedeCagliostro,givenbytheCardinaldeRohan。Mymindwasnotveryattentivetowhatthemistressofthehousewassaying,becauseIwaswatchingwithextremecuriositythepinchedandlividfaceofmylittleneighbor,whoseprincipalfeaturewasaturned-upandatthesametimepointednose,whichmadehim,attimes,lookverylikeaweasel。SuddenlyhischeeksflushedashecaughtthewordsofadisputebetweenMadamedeSaint-JamesandMonsieurdeCalonne。”ButIassureyou,monsieur,”shewassaying,withanimperiousair,”thatI/saw/Cleopatra,thequeen。””Icanbelieveit,madame,”saidmyneighbor,”forImyselfhavespokentoCatherinede’Medici。””Oh!oh!”exclaimedMonsieurdeCalonne。
  Thewordsutteredbythelittleprovincialweresaidinavoiceofstrangesonorousness,ifImaybepermittedtoborrowthatexpressionfromthescienceofphysics。Thissuddenclearnessofintonation,comingfromamanwhohadhithertoscarcelyspoken,andtheninalowandmodulatedtone,surprisedallpresentexceedingly。”Why,heistalking!”saidthesurgeon,whowasnowinasatisfactorystateofdrunkenness,addressingBeaumarchais。”Hisneighbormusthavepulledhiswires,”repliedthesatirist。
  Mymanflushedagainasheoverheardthewords,thoughtheyweresaidinalowvoice。”Andpray,howwasthelatequeen?”askedCalonne,jestingly。”IwillnotswearthatthepersonwithwhomIsuppedlastnightatthehouseoftheCardinaldeRohanwasCatherinede’Mediciinperson。
  ThatmiraclewouldjustlyseemimpossibletoChristiansaswellastophilosophers,”saidthelittlelawyer,restingthetipsofhisfingersonthetable,andleaningbackinhischairasifpreparingtomakeaspeech。”Nevertheless,IdoassertthatthewomanIsawresembledCatherinede’Mediciascloselyasthoughtheyweretwin-sisters。Shewasdressedinablackvelvetgown,preciselylikethatofthequeeninthewell-knownportraitwhichbelongstotheking;onherheadwasthepointedvelvetcoif,whichischaracteristicofher;andshehadthewancomplexion,andthefeaturesweallknowwell。IcouldnothelpbetrayingmysurprisetohisEminence。ThesuddennessoftheevocationseemedtomeallthemoreamazingbecauseMonsieurdeCagliostrohadbeenunabletodivinethenameofthepersonwithwhomIwishedtocommunicate。Iwasconfounded。Themagicalspectacleofasupper,whereoneoftheillustriouswomenofpasttimespresentedherself,tookfrommemypresenceofmind。Ilistenedwithoutdaringtoquestion。WhenIrousedmyselfaboutmidnightfromthespellofthatmagic,Iwasinclinedtodoubtmysenses。ButeventhisgreatmarvelseemednaturalincomparisonwiththesingularhallucinationtowhichIwaspresentlysubjected。Idon’tknowinwhatwordsIcandescribetoyouthestateofmysenses。ButIdeclare,inthesincerityofmyheart,Inolongerwonderthatsoulshavebeenfoundweakenough,orstrongenough,tobelieveinthemysteriesofmagicandinthepowerofdemons。Formyself,untilIambetterinformed,I
  regardaspossibletheapparitionswhichCardanandotherthaumaturgistsdescribe。”
  Thesewords,saidwithindescribableeloquenceoftone,wereofanaturetorousethecuriosityofallpresent。Welookedatthespeakerandkeptsilence;oureyesalonebetrayedourinterest,theirpupilsreflectingthelightofthewax-candlesinthesconces。Bydintofobservingthisunknownlittleman,IfanciedIcouldseetheporesofhisskin,especiallythoseofhisforehead,emittinganinwardsentimentwithwhichhewassaturated。Thisman,apparentlysocoldandformal,seemedtocontainwithinhimaburningaltar,theflamesofwhichbeatdownuponus。”Idonotknow,”hecontinued,”iftheFigureevokedfollowedmeinvisibly,butnosoonerhadmyheadtouchedthepillowinmyownchamberthanIsawoncemorethatgrandShadeofCatherinerisebeforeme。Ifeltmyself,instinctively,inaluminoussphere,andmyeyes,fasteneduponthequeenwithintolerablefixity,sawnaughtbuther。
  Suddenly,shebenttowardme。”
  Atthesewordstheladiespresentmadeaunanimousmovementofcuriosity。”But,”continuedthelawyer,”IamnotsurethatIoughttorelatewhathappened,forthoughIaminclinedtobelieveitwasalladream,itconcernsgravematters。”Ofreligion?”askedBeaumarchais。”Ifthereisanyimpropriety,”remarkedCalonne,”theseladieswillexcuseit。””Itrelatestothegovernment,”repliedthelawyer。”Goon,then,”saidtheminister;”Voltaire,Diderot,andtheirfellowshavealreadybeguntotutorusonthatsubject。”
  Calonnebecameveryattentive,andhisneighbor,MadamedeGenlis,ratheranxious。Thelittleprovincialstillhesitated,andBeaumarchaissaidtohimsomewhatroughly:——”Goon,/maitre/,goon!Don’tyouknowthatwhenthelawsallowbutlittlelibertythepeopleseektheirfreedomintheirmorals?”
  Thusadjured,thesmallmantoldhistale:——”Whetheritwasthatcertainideaswerefermentinginmybrain,orthatsomestrangepowerimpelledme,Isaidtoher:’Ah!madame,youcommittedaverygreatcrime。’’Whatcrime?’sheaskedinagravevoice。’Thecrimeforwhichthesignalwasgivenfromtheclockofthepalaceonthe24thofAugust,’Ianswered。Shesmileddisdainfully,andafewdeepwrinklesappearedonherpallidcheeks。’Youcallthatacrimewhichwasonlyamisfortune,’shesaid。’Theenterprise,beingill-managed,failed;thebenefitweexpectedforFrance,forEurope,fortheCatholicChurchwaslost。Impossibletoforeseethat。Ourorderswereillexecuted;wedidnotfindasmanyMontlucsasweneeded。Posteritywillnotholdusresponsibleforthefailureofcommunications,whichdeprivedourworkoftheunityofmovementwhichisessentialtoallgreatstrokesofpolicy;thatwasourmisfortune!
  Ifonthe25thofAugustnottheshadowofaHuguenothadbeenleftinFrance,IshouldgodowntotheuttermostposterityasanobleimageofProvidence。Howmany,manytimeshavetheclear-sightedsoulsofSixtustheFifth,Richelieu,Bossuet,reproachedmesecretlyforhavingfailedinthatenterpriseafterhavingtheboldnesstoconceiveit!Howmanyanddeepregretsforthatfailureattendedmydeathbed!
  ThirtyyearsaftertheSaint-Bartholomewtheevilitmighthavecuredwasstillinexistence。ThatfailurecausedtentimesmorebloodtoflowinFrancethanifthemassacreofAugust24thhadbeencompletedonthe26th。TherevocationoftheEdictofNantes,inhonorofwhichyouhavestruckmedals,hascostmoretears,moreblood,moremoney,andkilledtheprosperityofFrancefarmorethanthreeSaint-
  Bartholomews。Letellierwithhispengaveeffecttoadecreewhichthethronehadsecretlypromulgatedsincemytime;but,thoughthevastexecutionwasnecessaryofthe25thofAugust,1572,onthe25thofAugust,1685,itwasuseless。UnderthesecondsonofHenrideValoisheresyhadscarcelyconceivedanoffspring;underthesecondsonofHenrideBourbonthatteemingmotherhadcastherspawnoverthewholeuniverse。Youaccusemeofacrime,andyouputupstatuestothesonofAnneofAustria!Nevertheless,heandIattemptedthesamething;
  hesucceeded,Ifailed;butLouisXIV。foundtheProtestantswithoutarms,whereasinmyreigntheyhadpowerfularmies,statesmen,warriors,andallGermanyontheirside。’Atthesewords,slowlyuttered,Ifeltaninwardshudderpassthroughme。IfanciedI
  breathedthefumesofbloodfromIknownotwhatgreatmassofvictims。Catherinewasmagnified。Shestoodbeforemelikeanevilgenius;shesought,itseemedtome,toentermyconsciousnessandabidethere。””Hedreamedallthat,”whisperedBeaumarchais;”hecertainlyneverinventedit。””’Myreasonisbewildered,’Isaidtothequeen。’Youpraiseyourselfforanactwhichthreegenerationsofmenhavecondemned,stigmatized,and——’’Add,’sherejoined,’thathistorianshavebeenmoreunjusttowardmethanmycontemporaries。Nonehavedefendedme。I,richandall-powerful,amaccusedofambition!Iamtaxedwithcruelty,——Iwhohavebuttwodeathsuponmyconscience。EventoimpartialmindsIamstillaproblem。DoyoubelievethatIwasactuatedbyhatred,thatvengeanceandfurywerethebreathofmynostrils?’Shesmiledwithpity。’No,’shecontinued,’Iwascoldandcalmasreasonitself。I
  condemnedtheHuguenotswithoutpity,butwithoutpassion;theyweretherottenfruitinmybasketandIcastthemout。HadIbeenQueenofEngland,IshouldhavetreatedseditiousCatholicsinthesameway。
  ThelifeofourpowerinthosedaysdependedontheirbeingbutoneGod,oneFaith,oneMasterintheState。Happilyforme,Iutteredmyjustificationinonesentencewhichhistoryistransmitting。WhenBiragofalselyannouncedtomethelossofthebattleofDreux,I
  answered:”Wellthen;wewillgototheProtestantchurches。”DidI
  hatethereformers?No,Iesteemedthemmuch,andIknewthemlittle。
  IfIfeltanyaversiontothepoliticiansofmytime,itwastothatbaseCardinaldeLorraine,andtohisbrothertheshrewdandbrutalsoldierwhospieduponmyeveryact。Theyweretherealenemiesofmychildren;theysoughttosnatchthecrown;Isawthemdailyatworkandtheyworemeout。If/we/hadnotorderedtheSaint-Bartholomew,theGuiseswouldhavedonethesamethingbythehelpofRomeandthemonks。TheLeague,whichwaspowerfulonlyinconsequenceofmyoldage,wouldhavebegunin1573。’’But,madame,insteadoforderingthathorriblemurderpardonmyplainnesswhynothaveemployedthevastresourcesofyourpoliticalpoweringivingtotheReformersthosewiseinstitutionswhichmadethereignofHenriIV。sogloriousandsopeaceful?’Shesmiledagainandshruggedhershoulders,thehollowwrinklesofherpallidfacegivingheranexpressionofthebitterestsarcasm。’Thepeoples,’shesaid,’needperiodsofrestaftersavagefeuds;thereliesthesecretofthatreign。ButHenriIV。committedtwoirreparableblunders。HeoughtneithertohaveabjuredProtestantism,nor,afterbecomingaCatholichimself,shouldhehaveleftFranceCatholic。He,alone,wasinapositiontohavechangedthewholeofFrancewithoutajar。Eithernotastole,ornotaconventicle——thatshouldhavebeenhismotto。Toleavetwobitterenemies,twoantagonisticprinciplesinagovernmentwithnothingtobalancethem,thatisthecrimeofkings;itisthusthattheysowrevolutions。ToGodalonebelongstherighttokeepgoodandevilperpetuallytogetherinhiswork。Butitmaybe,’shesaidreflectively,’thatthatsentencewasinscribedonthefoundationofHenriIV。’spolicy,anditmayhavecausedhisdeath。ItisimpossiblethatSullydidnotcastcovetouseyesonthevastwealthoftheclergy,——whichtheclergydidnotpossessinpeace,forthenoblesrobbedthemofatleasttwo-thirdsoftheirrevenue。Sully,theReformer,himselfownedabbeys。’Shepaused,andappearedtoreflect。
  ’But,’sheresumed,’rememberyouareaskingthenieceofaPopetojustifyherCatholicism。’Shestoppedagain。’Andyet,afterall,’sheaddedwithagestureofsomelevity,’IshouldhavemadeagoodCalvinist!Dothewisemenofyourcenturystillthinkthatreligionhadanythingtodowiththatstruggle,thegreatestwhichEuropehaseverseen?——avastrevolution,retardedbylittlecauseswhich,however,willnotbepreventedfromoverwhelmingtheworldbecauseI
  failedtosmotherit;arevolution,’shesaid,givingmeasolemnlook,’whichisstilladvancing,andwhichyoumightconsummate。Yes,/you/,whohearme!’Ishuddered。’What!hasnooneyetunderstoodthattheoldinterestsandthenewinterestsseizedRomeandLutherasmerebanners?What!dotheynotknowLouisIX。,toescapejustsuchastruggle,draggedapopulationahundredfoldmoreinnumberthanI
  destroyedfromtheirhomesandlefttheirbonesonthesandsofEgypt,forwhichhewasmadeasaint?whileI——ButI,’sheadded,’/failed/。’
  Shebowedherheadandwassilentforsomemoments。Inolongerbeheldaqueen,butratheroneofthoseancientdruidessestowhomhumanlivesaresacrificed;whounrollthepagesofthefutureandexhumetheteachingsofthepast。Butsoonsheupliftedherregalandmajesticform。’LutherandCalvin,’shesaid,’bycallingtheattentionoftheburgherstotheabusesoftheRomanChurch,gavebirthinEuropetoaspiritofinvestigationwhichwascertaintoleadthepeoplestoexamineallthings。Examinationleadstodoubt。Insteadoffaith,whichisnecessarytoallsocieties,thosetwomendrewafterthem,inthefardistance,astrangephilosophy,armedwithhammers,hungryfordestruction。Sciencesprang,sparklingwithherspeciouslights,fromthebosomofheresy。ItwasfarlessaquestionofreformingaChurchthanofwinningindefinitelibertyforman——
  whichisthedeathofpower。Isawthat。TheconsequenceofthesuccesseswonbythereligionistsintheirstruggleagainstthepriesthoodalreadybetterarmedandmoreformidablethantheCrown
  wasthedestructionofthemonarchicalpowerraisedbyLouisIX。atsuchvastcostupontheruinsoffeudality。Itinvolved,infact,nothinglessthantheannihilationofreligionandroyalty,ontheruinsofwhichthewholeburgherclassofEuropemeanttostand。Thestrugglewasthereforewarwithoutquarterbetweenthenewideasandthelaw,——thatis,theoldbeliefs。TheCatholicsweretheemblemofthematerialinterestsofroyalty,ofthegreatlords,andoftheclergy。Itwasadueltothedeathbetweentwogiants;unfortunately,theSaint-Bartholomewprovedtobeonlyawound。Rememberthis:
  becauseafewdropsofbloodweresparedatthatopportunemoment,torrentswerecompelledtoflowatalaterperiod。Theintellectwhichsoarsaboveanationcannotescapeagreatmisfortune;Imeanthemisfortuneoffindingnoequalscapableofjudgingitwhenitsuccumbsbeneaththeweightofuntowardevents。Myequalsarefew;foolsareinthemajority:thatstatementexplainsitall。IfmynameisexecratedinFrance,thefaultlieswiththecommonplacemindswhoformthemassofallgenerations。InthegreatcrisesthroughwhichIpassed,thedutyofreigningwasnotthemeregivingofaudiences,reviewingoftroops,signingofdecrees。Imayhavecommittedmistakes,forIwasbutawoman。Butwhywastherethennomanwhoroseabovehisage?TheDukeofAlbahadasoulofiron;PhilipII。wasstupefiedbyCatholicbelief;HenriIV。wasagamblingsoldierandalibertine;theAdmiral,astubbornmule。LouisXI。livedtoosoon,Richelieutoolate。
  Virtuousorcriminal,guiltyornotintheSaint-Bartholomew,Iaccepttheonusofit;Istandbetweenthosetwogreatmen,——thevisiblelinkofanunseenchain。Thedaywillcomewhensomeparadoxicalwriterwillaskifthepeopleshavenotbestowedthetitleofexecutioneramongtheirvictims。Itwillnotbethefirsttimethathumanityhaspreferredtoimmolateagodratherthanadmititsownguilt。Youaresheddingupontwohundredclowns,sacrificedforapurpose,thetearsyourefusetoageneration,acentury,aworld!Youforgetthatpoliticalliberty,thetranquillityofanation,nay,knowledgeitself,aregiftsonwhichdestinyhaslaidataxofblood!’’But,’I
  exclaimed,withtearsinmyeyes,’willthenationsneverbehappyatlesscost?’’Truthneverleavesherwellbuttobatheinthebloodwhichrefreshesher,’shereplied。’Christianity,itselftheessenceofalltruth,sinceitcomesfromGod,wasfedbythebloodofmartyrs,whichflowedintorrents;andshallitnoteverflow?Youwilllearnthis,youwhoaredestinedtobeoneofthebuildersofthesocialedificefoundedbytheApostles。Solongasyoulevelheadsyouwillbeapplauded,buttakeyourtrowelinhand,begintoreconstruct,andyourfellowswillkillyou。’Blood!blood!thewordsoundedinmyearslikeaknell。’Accordingtoyou,’Icried,’Protestantismhastherighttoreasonasyoudo!’ButCatherinehaddisappeared,asifsomepuffofairhadsuddenlyextinguishedthesupernaturallightwhichenabledmymindtoseethatFigurewhoseproportionshadgraduallybecomegigantic。Andthen,withoutwarning,IfoundwithinmeaportionofmyselfwhichadoptedthemonstrousdoctrinedeliveredbytheItalian。Iwoke,weeping,bathedinsweat,atthemomentwhenmyreasontoldmefirmly,inagentlevoice,thatneitherkingsnornationshadtherighttoapplysuchprinciples,fitonlyforaworldofatheists。””Howwouldyousaveafallingmonarchy?”askedBeaumarchais。”Godispresent,”repliedthelittlelawyer。”Therefore,”remarkedMonsieurdeCalonne,withtheinconceivablelevitywhichcharacterizedhim,”wehavetheagreeableresourceofbelievingourselvestheinstrumentsofGod,accordingtotheGospelofBossuet。”
  Assoonastheladiesdiscoveredthatthetalerelatedonlytoaconversationbetweenthequeenandthelawyer,theyhadbeguntowhisperandtoshowsignsofimpatience,——interjecting,nowandthen,littlephrasesthroughhisspeech。”Howwearisomeheis!””Mydear,whenwillhefinish?”wereamongthosewhichreachedmyear。
  Whenthestrangelittlemanhadceasedspeakingtheladiestooweresilent;MonsieurBodardwassoundasleep;thesurgeon,halfdrunk;
  MonsieurdeCalonnewassmilingattheladynexthim。Lavoisier,Beaumarchais,andIalonehadlistenedtothelawyer’sdream。Thesilenceatthismomenthadsomethingsolemnaboutit。Thegleamofthecandlesseemedtomemagical。Asentimentboundallthreeofusbysomemysterioustietothatsingularlittleman,whomademe,strangetosay,conceive,suddenly,theinexplicableinfluencesoffanaticism。
  Nothinglessthanthehollow,cavernousvoiceofBeaumarchais’sneighbor,thesurgeon,could,Ithink,haverousedme。”I,too,havedreamed,”hesaid。
  Ilookedathimmoreattentively,andafeelingofsomestrangehorrorcameoverme。Hislividskin,hisfeatures,hugeandyetignoble,gaveanexactideaofwhatyoumustallowmetocallthe/scum/oftheearth。Afewbluish-blackspotswerescatteredoverhisface,likebitsofmud,andhiseyesshotforthanevilgleam。Thefaceseemed,perhaps,darker,moreloweringthanitwas,becauseofthewhitehairpiledlikehoarfrostonhishead。”Thatmanmusthaveburiedmanyapatient,”Iwhisperedtomyneighborthelawyer。”Iwouldn’ttrusthimwithmydog,”heanswered。”Ihatehiminvoluntarily。””Formypart,Idespisehim。””Perhapsweareunjust,”Iremarked。”Ha!to-morrowhemaybeasfamousasVolangetheactor。”
  MonsieurdeCalonneheremotionedustolookatthesurgeon,withagesturethatseemedtosay:”Ithinkhe’llbeveryamusing。””Didyoudreamofaqueen?”askedBeaumarchais。”No,IdreamedofaPeople,”repliedthesurgeon,withanemphasiswhichmadeuslaugh。”IwastheninchargeofapatientwhoselegI
  wastoamputatethenextday——””DidyoufindthePeopleinthelegofyourpatient?”askedMonsieurdeCalonne。”Precisely,”repliedthesurgeon。”Howamusing!”criedMadamedeGenlis。”Iwassomewhatsurprised,”wentonthespeaker,withoutnoticingtheinterruption,andstickinghishandsintothegussetsofhisbreeches,”tohearsomethingtalkingtomewithinthatleg。IthenfoundIhadthesingularfacultyofenteringthebeingofmypatient。OncewithinhisskinIsawamarvellousnumberoflittlecreatureswhichmoved,andthought,andreasoned。Someofthemlivedinthebodyoftheman,otherslivedinhismind。Hisideaswerethingswhichwereborn,andgrew,anddied;theyweresickandwell,andgay,andsad;theyallhadspecialcountenances;theyfoughtwitheachother,ortheyembracedeachother。Someideassprangforthandwenttoliveintheworldofintellect。Ibegantoseethatthereweretwoworlds,twouniverses,——thevisibleuniverse,andtheinvisibleuniverse;thattheearthhad,likeman,abodyandasoul。Natureilluminedherselfforme;IfeltherimmensitywhenIsawtheoceansofbeingswho,inmassesandinspecies,spreadeverywhere,makingonesoleanduniformanimatedMatter,fromthestoneoftheearthtoGod。Magnificentvision!Inshort,Ifoundauniversewithinmypatient。WhenI
  insertedmyknifeintohisgangrenedlegIcutintoamillionofthoselittlebeings。Oh!youlaugh,madame;letmetellyouthatyouareeatenupbysuchcreatures——””Nopersonalities!”interposedMonsieurdeCalonne。”Speakforyourselfandforyourpatient。””Mypatient,frightenedbythecriesofhisanimalcules,wantedtostoptheoperation;butIwentonregardlessofhisremonstrances;
  tellinghimthatthoseevilanimalswerealreadygnawingathisbones。
  Hemadeasuddenmovementofresistance,notunderstandingthatwhatI
  didwasforhisgood,andmyknifeslippedaside,enteredmyownbody,and——””Heisstupid,”saidLavoisier。”No,heisdrunk,”repliedBeaumarchais。”But,gentlemen,mydreamhasameaning,”criedthesurgeon。”Oh!oh!”exclaimedBodard,wakingup;”mylegisasleep!””Youranimalculesmustbedead,”saidhiswife。”Thatmanhasavocation,”announcedmylittleneighbor,whohadstaredimperturbablyatthesurgeonwhilehewasspeaking。”Itistoyours,”saidtheuglyman,”whattheactionistotheword,thebodytothesoul。”
  Buthistonguegrewthick,hiswordswereindistinct,andhesaidnomore。Fortunatelyforustheconversationtookanotherturn。Attheendofhalfanhourwehadforgottenthesurgeonoftheking’spages,whowasfastasleep。Rainwasfallingintorrentsasweleftthesupper-table。”Thelawyerisnofool,”IsaidtoBeaumarchais。”True,butheiscoldanddull。Yousee,however,thattheprovincesarestillsendingusworthymenwhotakeaseriousviewofpoliticaltheoriesandthehistoryofFrance。Itisaleavenwhichwillrise。””Isyourcarriagehere?”askedMadamedeSaint-James,addressingme。”No,”Ireplied,”IdidnotthinkthatIshouldneeditto-night。”
  MadamedeSaint-Jamesthenrangthebell,orderedherowncarriagetobebroughtround,andsaidtothelittlelawyerinalowvoice:——”MonsieurdeRobespierre,willyoudomethekindnesstodropMonsieurMaratathisowndoor?——forheisnotinastatetogoalone。””Withpleasure,madame,”repliedMonsieurdeRobespierre,withhisfinicalgallantry。”Ionlywishyouhadrequestedmetodosomethingmoredifficult。”
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