MrFledgebyshookhisheaddeploringlyatTwemlow,andmutelyexpressedinreferencetothevenerablefigurestandingbeforehimwitheyesupontheground:'WhataMonsterofanIsraelitethisis!'
'MrRiah,'saidFledgeby。
TheoldmanlifteduphiseyesoncemoretothelittleeyesinMrFledgeby'shead,withsomerevivinghopethatthesignmightbecomingyet。
'MrRiah,it'sofnousemyholdingbackthefact。There'sacertaingreatpartyinthebackgroundinMrTwemlow'scase,andyouknowit。
'Iknowit,'theoldmanadmitted。
'Now,I'llputitasaplainpointofbusiness,MrRiah。Areyoufullydeterminedasaplainpointofbusinesseithertohavethatsaidgreatparty'ssecurity,orthatsaidgreatparty'smoney?'
'Fullydetermined,'answeredRiah,ashereadhismaster'sface,andlearntthebook。
'Notatallcaringfor,andindeedasitseemstomeratherenjoying,'
saidFledgeby,withpeculiarunction,'thepreciouskick-upandrowthatwillcomeoffbetweenMrTwemlowandthesaidgreatparty?'
Thisrequirednoanswer,andreceivednone。PoorMrTwemlow,whohadbetrayedthekeenestmentalterrorssincehisnoblekinsmanloomedintheperspective,rosewithasightotakehisdeparture。'Ithankyouverymuch,sir,'hesaid,offeringFledgebyhisfeverishhand。'Youhavedonemeanunmeritedservice。
Thankyou,thankyou!'
'Don'tmentionit,'answeredFledgeby。'It'safailuresofar,butI'llstaybehind,andtakeanothertouchatMrRiah。'
'DonotdeceiveyourselfMrTwemlow,'saidtheJew,thenaddressinghimdirectlyforthefirsttime。'Thereisnohopeforyou。Youmustexpectnoleniencyhere。Youmustpayinfull,andyoucannotpaytoopromptly,oryouwillbeputtoheavycharges。
Trustnothingtome,sir。Money,money,money。'Whenhehadsaidthesewordsinanemphaticmanner,heacknowledgedMrTwemlow'sstillpolitemotionofhishead,andthatamiablelittleworthytookhisdepartureinthelowestspirits。
FascinationFledgebywasinsuchamerryveinwhenthecounting-
housewasclearedofhim,thathehadnothingforitbuttogotothewindow,andleanhisarmsontheframeoftheblind,andhavehissilentlaughout,withhisbacktohissubordinate。Whenheturnedroundagainwithacomposedcountenance,hissubordinatestillstoodinthesameplace,andthedolls'dressmakersatbehindthedoorwithalookofhorror。
'Halloa!'criedMrFledgeby,'you'reforgettingthisyounglady,MrRiah,andshehasbeenwaitinglongenoughtoo。Sellherherwaste,please,andgivehergoodmeasureifyoucanmakeupyourmindtodotheliberalthingforonce。'
Helookedonforatime,astheJewfilledherlittlebasketwithsuchscrapsasshewasusedtobuy;but,hismerryveincomingonagain,hewasobligedtoturnroundtothewindowoncemore,andleanhisarmsontheblind。
'There,myCinderelladear,'saidtheoldmaninawhisper,andwithaworn-outlook,'thebasket'sfullnow。Blessyou!Andgetyougone!'
'Don'tcallmeyourCinderelladear,'returnedMissWren。'Oyoucruelgodmother!'
Sheshookthatemphaticlittleforefingerofhersinhisfaceatparting,asearnestlyandreproachfullyasshehadevershakenitathergrimoldchildathome。
'Youarenotthegodmotheratall!'saidshe。'YouaretheWolfintheForest,thewickedWolf!AndifevermydearLizzieissoldandbetrayed,Ishallknowwhosoldandbetrayedher!'
Chapter14
MRWEGGPREPARESAGRINDSTONEFORMRBOFFIN'SNOSE
HavingassistedatafewmoreexpositionsofthelivesofMisers,MrVenusbecamealmostindispensabletotheeveningsattheBower。ThecircumstanceofhavinganotherlistenertothewondersunfoldedbyWegg,or,asitwere,anothercalculatortocastuptheguineasfoundinteapots,chimneys,racksandmangers,andothersuchbanksofdeposit,seemedgreatlytoheightenMrBoffin'senjoyment;whileSilasWegg,forhispart,thoughofajealoustemperamentwhichmightunderordinarycircumstanceshaveresentedtheanatomist'sgettingintofavour,wassoveryanxioustokeephiseyeonthatgentleman——lest,beingtoomuchlefttohimself,heshouldbetemptedtoplayanytrickswiththepreciousdocumentinhiskeeping——thatheneverlostanopportunityofcommendinghimtoMrBoffin'snoticeasathirdpartywhosecompanywasmuchtobedesired。AnotherfriendlydemonstrationtowardshimMrWeggnowregularlygratified。
Aftereachsittingwasover,andthepatronhaddeparted,MrWegginvariablysawMrVenushome。Tobesure,heasinvariablyrequestedtoberefreshedwithasightofthepaperinwhichhewasajointproprietor;butheneverfailedtoremarkthatitwasthegreatpleasurehederivedfromMrVenus'simprovingsocietywhichhadinsensiblyluredhimroundtoClerkenwellagain,andthat,findinghimselfoncemoreattractedtothespotbythesocialpowersofMrV。,hewouldbegleavetogothroughthatlittleincidentalprocedure,asamatterofform。'ForwellIknow,sir,'MrWeggwouldadd,'thatamanofyourdelicatemindwouldwishtobecheckedoffwhenevertheopportunityarises,anditisnotformetobaulkyourfeelings。'
AcertainrustinessinMrVenus,whichneverbecamesolubricatedbytheoilofMrWeggbutthatheturnedunderthescrewinacreakingandstiffmanner,wasverynoticeableataboutthisperiod。Whileassistingattheliteraryevenings,heevenwentsofar,ontwoorthreeoccasions,astocorrectMrWeggwhenhegrosslymispronouncedaword,ormadenonsenseofapassage;
insomuchthatMrWeggtooktosurveyinghiscourseintheday,andtomakingarrangementsforgettingroundrocksatnightinsteadofrunningstraightuponthem。Oftheslightestanatomicalreferencehebecameparticularlyshy,and,ifhesawaboneahead,wouldgoanydistanceoutofhiswayratherthanmentionitbyname。
TheadversedestiniesordainedthatoneeveningMrWegg'slabouringbarkbecamebesetbypolysyllables,andembarrassedamongaperfectarchipelagoofhardwords。Itbeingnecessarytotakesoundingseveryminute,andtofeelthewaywiththegreatestcaution,MrWegg'sattentionwasfullyemployed。AdvantagewastakenofthisdilemmabyMrVenus,topassascrapofpaperintoMrBoffin'shand,andlayhisfingeronhisownlip。
WhenMrBoffingothomeatnighthefoundthatthepapercontainedMrVenus'scardandthesewords:'Shouldbegladtobehonouredwithacallrespectingbusinessofyourown,aboutduskonanearlyevening。'
TheverynexteveningsawMrBoffinpeepinginatthepreservedfrogsinMrVenus'sshop-window,andsawMrVenusespyingMrBoffinwiththereadinessofoneonthealert,andbeckoningthatgentlemanintohisinterior。Responding,MrBoffinwasinvitedtoseathimselfontheboxofhumanmiscellaniesbeforethefire,anddidso,lookingroundtheplacewithadmiringeyes。Thefirebeinglowandfitful,andtheduskgloomy,thewholestockseemedtobewinkingandblinkingwithbotheyes,asMrVenusdid。TheFrenchgentleman,thoughhehadnoeyes,wasnotatallbehind-
hand,butappeared,astheflameroseandfell,toopenandshuthisnoeyes,withtheregularityoftheglass-eyeddogsandducksandbirds。Thebig-headedbabieswereequallyobliginginlendingtheirgrotesqueaidtothegeneraleffect。
'Yousee,MrVenus,I'velostnotime,'saidMrBoffin。'HereIam。'
'Hereyouare,sir,'assentedMrVenus。
'Idon'tlikesecrecy,'pursuedMrBoffin——'atleast,notinageneralwayIdon't——butIdaresayyou'llshowmegoodreasonforbeingsecretsofar。'
'IthinkIshall,sir,'returnedVenus。
'Good,'saidMrBoffin。'Youdon'texpectWegg,Itakeitforgranted?'
'No,sir。Iexpectnoonebutthepresentcompany。'
MrBoffinglancedabouthim,asacceptingunderthatinclusivedenominationtheFrenchgentlemanandthecircleinwhichhedidn'tmove,andrepeated,'Thepresentcompany。'
'Sir,'saidMrVenus,'beforeenteringuponbusiness,Ishallhavetoaskyouforyourwordandhonourthatweareinconfidence。'
'Let'swaitabitandunderstandwhattheexpressionmeans,'
answeredMrBoffin。'Inconfidenceforhowlong?Inconfidenceforeverandaday?'
'Itakeyourhint,sir,'saidVenus;'youthinkyoumightconsiderthebusiness,whenyoucametoknowit,tobeofanatureincompatiblewithconfidenceonyourpart?'
'Imight,'saidMrBoffinwithacautiouslook。
'True,sir。Well,sir,'observedVenus,afterclutchingathisdustyhair,tobrightenhisideas,'letusputitanotherway。Iopenthebusinesswithyou,relyinguponyourhonournottodoanythinginit,andnottomentionmeinit,withoutmyknowledge。'
'Thatsoundsfair,'saidMrBoffin。'Iagreetothat。'
'Ihaveyourwordandhonour,sir?'
'Mygoodfellow,'retortedMrBoffin,'youhavemyword;andhowyoucanhavethat,withoutmyhonourtoo,Idon'tknow。I'vesortedalotofdustinmytime,butIneverknewthetwothingsgointoseparateheaps。'
ThisremarkseemedrathertoabashMrVenus。Hehesitated,andsaid,'Verytrue,sir;'andagain,'Verytrue,sir,'beforeresumingthethreadofhisdiscourse。
'MrBoffin,ifIconfesstoyouthatIfellintoaproposalofwhichyouwerethesubject,andofwhichyououghtn'ttohavebeenthesubject,youwillallowmetomention,andwillpleasetakeintofavourableconsideration,thatIwasinacrushedstateofmindatthetime。'
TheGoldenDustman,withhishandsfoldedonthetopofhisstoutstick,withhischinrestinguponthem,andwithsomethingleeringandwhimsicalinhiseyes,gaveanod,andsaid,'Quiteso,Venus。'
'Thatproposal,sir,wasaconspiringbreachofyourconfidence,tosuchanextent,thatIoughtatoncetohavemadeitknowntoyou。
ButIdidn't,MrBoffin,andIfellintoit。'
Withoutmovingeyeorfinger,MrBoffingaveanothernod,andplacidlyrepeated,'Quiteso,Venus。'
'NotthatIwaseverheartyinit,sir,'thepenitentanatomistwenton,'orthatIeverviewedmyselfwithanythingbutreproachforhavingturnedoutofthepathsofscienceintothepathsof——'hewasgoingtosay'villany,'but,unwillingtopresstooharduponhimself,substitutedwithgreatemphasis——'Weggery。'
Placidandwhimsicaloflookasever,MrBoffinanswered:
'Quiteso,Venus。'
'Andnow,sir,'saidVenus,'havingpreparedyourmindintherough,Iwillarticulatethedetails。'Withwhichbriefprofessionalexordium,heenteredonthehistoryofthefriendlymove,andtrulyrecountedit。Onemighthavethoughtthatitwouldhaveextractedsomeshowofsurpriseoranger,orotheremotion,fromMrBoffin,butitextractednothingbeyondhisformercomment:
'Quiteso,Venus。'
'Ihaveastonishedyou,sir,Ibelieve?'saidMrVenus,pausingdubiously。
MrBoffinsimplyansweredasaforesaid:'Quiteso,Venus。'
Bythistimetheastonishmentwasallontheotherside。Itdidnot,however,socontinue。For,whenVenuspassedtoWegg'sdiscovery,andfromthattotheirhavingbothseenMrBoffindiguptheDutchbottle,thatgentlemanchangedcolour,changedhisattitude,becameextremelyrestless,andendedwhenVenusendedbybeinginastateofmanifestanxiety,trepidation,andconfusion。
'Now,sir,'saidVenus,finishingoff;'youbestknowwhatwasinthatDutchbottle,andwhyyoudugitup,andtookitaway。Idon'tpretendtoknowanythingmoreaboutitthanIsaw。AllIknowisthis:Iamproudofmycallingafterallthoughithasbeenattendedbyonedreadfuldrawbackwhichhastolduponmyheart,andalmostequallyuponmyskeleton,andImeantolivebymycalling。Puttingthesamemeaningintootherwords,Idonotmeantoturnasingledishonestpennybythisaffair。AsthebestamendsIcanmakeyouforhavingevergoneintoit,Imakeknowntoyou,asawarning,whatWegghasfoundout。Myopinionis,thatWeggisnottobesilencedatamodestprice,andIbuildthatopiniononhisbeginningtodisposeofyourpropertythemomentheknewhispower。Whetherit'sworthyourwhiletosilencehimatanyprice,youwilldecideforyourself,andtakeyourmeasuresaccordingly。AsfarasIamconcerned,Ihavenoprice。IfIamevercalleduponforthetruth,Itellit,butIwanttodonomorethanIhavenowdoneandended。'
'Thank'ee,Venus!'saidMrBoffin,withaheartygripofhishand;
'thank'ee,Venus,thank'ee,Venus!'Andthenwalkedupanddownthelittleshopingreatagitation。'Butlookhere,Venus,'heby-
and-byresumed,nervouslysittingdownagain;'ifIhavetobuyWeggup,Ishan'tbuyhimanycheaperforyourbeingoutofit。
Insteadofhishavinghalfthemoney——itwastohavebeenhalf,I
suppose?Shareandsharealike?'
'Itwastohavebeenhalf,sir,'answeredVenus。
'Insteadofthat,he'llnowhaveall。Ishallpaythesame,ifnotmore。Foryoutellmehe'sanunconscionabledog,aravenousrascal。'
'Heis,'saidVenus。
'Don'tyouthink,Venus,'insinuatedMrBoffin,afterlookingatthefireforawhile——'don'tyoufeelasif——youmightliketopretendtobeinittillWeggwasboughtup,andtheneaseyourmindbyhandingovertomewhatyouhadmadebelievetopocket?'
'NoIdon't,sir,'returnedVenus,verypositively。
'Nottomakeamends?'insinuatedMrBoffin。
'No,sir。Itseemstome,aftermaturelythinkingitover,thatthebestamendsforhavinggotoutofthesquareistogetbackintothesquare。'
'Humph!'musedMrBoffin。'Whenyousaythesquare,youmean——'
'Imean,'saidVenus,stoutlyandshortly,'theright。'
'Itappearstome,'saidMrBoffin,grumblingoverthefireinaninjuredmanner,'thattherightiswithme,ifit'sanywhere。Ihavemuchmorerighttotheoldman'smoneythantheCrowncaneverhave。WhatwastheCrowntohimexcepttheKing'sTaxes?
Whereas,meandmywife,wewasallinalltohim。'
MrVenus,withhisheaduponhishands,renderedmelancholybythecontemplationofMrBoffin'savarice,onlymurmuredtosteephimselfintheluxuryofthatframeofmind:'Shedidnotwishsotoregardherself,noryettobesoregarded。'
'AndhowamItolive,'askedMrBoffin,piteously,'ifI'mtobegoingbuyingfellowsupoutofthelittlethatI'vegot?AndhowamItosetaboutit?WhenamItogetmymoneyready?WhenamI
tomakeabid?Youhaven'ttoldmewhenhethreatenstodropdownuponme。'
Venusexplainedunderwhatconditions,andwithwhatviews,thedroppingdownuponMrBoffinwasheldoveruntiltheMoundsshouldbeclearedaway。MrBoffinlistenedattentively。'I
suppose,'saidhe,withagleamofhope,'there'snodoubtaboutthegenuinenessanddateofthisconfoundedwill?'
'Nonewhatever,'saidMrVenus。
'Wheremightitbedepositedatpresent?'askedMrBoffin,inawheedlingtone。
'It'sinmypossession,sir。'
'Isit?'hecried,withgreateagerness。'Now,foranyliberalsumofmoneythatcouldbeagreedupon,Venus,wouldyouputitinthefire?'
'No,sir,Iwouldn't,'interruptedMrVenus。
'Norpassitovertome?'
'Thatwouldbethesamething。No,sir,'saidMrVenus。
TheGoldenDustmanseemedabouttopursuethesequestions,whenastumpingnoisewasheardoutside,comingtowardsthedoor。'Hush!here'sWegg!'saidVenus。'Getbehindtheyoungalligatorinthecorner,MrBoffin,andjudgehimforyourself。I
won'tlightacandletillhe'sgone;there'llonlybetheglowofthefire;Wegg'swellacquaintedwiththealligator,andhewon'ttakeparticularnoticeofhim。Drawyourlegsin,MrBoffin,atpresentI
seeapairofshoesattheendofhistail。Getyourheadwellbehindhissmile,MrBoffin,andyou'llliecomfortablethere;you'llfindplentyofroombehindhissmile。He'salittledusty,buthe'sverylikeyouintone。Areyouright,sir?'
MrBoffinhadbutwhisperedanaffirmativeresponse,whenWeggcamestumpingin。'Partner,'saidthatgentlemaninasprightlymanner,'how'syourself?'
'Tolerable,'returnedMrVenus。'Notmuchtoboastof。'
'In-deed!'saidWegg:'sorry,partner,thatyou'renotpickingupfaster,butyoursoul'stoolargeforyourbody,sir;that'swhereitis。
Andhow'sourstockintrade,partner?Safebind,safefind,partner?Isthataboutit?'
'Doyouwishtoseeit?'askedVenus。
'Ifyouplease,partner,'saidWegg,rubbinghishands。'Iwishtoseeitjintlywithyourself。Or,insimilarwordstosomethatwassettomusicsometimeback:
“Iwishyoutoseeitwithyoureyes,AndIwillpledgewithmine。”'
Turninghisbackandturningakey,MrVenusproducedthedocument,holdingonbyhisusualcorner。MrWegg,holdingonbytheoppositecorner,satdownontheseatsolatelyvacatedbyMrBoffin,andlookeditover。'Allright,sir,'heslowlyandunwillinglyadmitted,inhisreluctancetoloosehishold,'allright!'
Andgreedilywatchedhispartnerasheturnedhisbackagain,andturnedhiskeyagain。
'There'snothingnew,Isuppose?'saidVenus,resuminghislowchairbehindthecounter。
'Yesthereis,sir,'repliedWegg;'therewassomethingnewthismorning。Thatfoxeyoldgrasperandgriper——'
'MrBoffin?'inquiredVenus,withaglancetowardsthealligator'syardortwoofsmile。
'Misterbeblowed!'criedWegg,yieldingtohishonestindignation。
'Boffin。DustyBoffin。Thatfoxeyoldgrunterandgrinder,sir,turnsintotheyardthismorning,tomeddlewithourproperty,amenialtoolofhisown,ayoungmanbythenameofSloppy。Ecod,whenIsaytohim,“Whatdoyouwanthere,youngman?Thisisaprivateyard,“hepullsoutapaperfromBoffin'sotherblackguard,theoneIwaspassedoverfor。“ThisistoauthorizeSloppytooverlookthecartingandtowatchthework。”That'sprettystrong,I
think,MrVenus?'
'Rememberhedoesn'tknowyetofourclaimontheproperty,'
suggestedVenus。
'Thenhemusthaveahintofit,'saidWegg,'andastrongonethat'lljoghisterrorsabit。Givehimaninch,andhe'lltakeanell。Lethimalonethistime,andwhat'llhedowithourpropertynext?I
tellyouwhat,MrVenus;itcomestothis;ImustbeoverbearingwithBoffin,orIshallflyintoseveralpieces。Ican'tcontainmyselfwhenIlookathim。EverytimeIseehimputtinghishandinhispocket,Iseehimputtingitintomypocket。EverytimeIhearhimjinglinghismoney,Ihearhimtakinglibertieswithmymoney。
Fleshandbloodcan'tbearit。No,'saidMrWegg,greatlyexasperated,'andI'llgofurther。Awoodenlegcan'tbearit!'
'But,MrWegg,'urgedVenus,'itwasyourownideathatheshouldnotbeexplodedupon,tilltheMoundswerecartedaway。'
'Butitwaslikewisemyidea,MrVenus,'retortedWegg,'thatifhecamesneakingandsniffingabouttheproperty,heshouldbethreatened,giventounderstandthathehasnorighttoit,andbemadeourslave。Wasn'tthatmyidea,MrVenus?'
'Itcertainlywas,MrWegg。'
'Itcertainlywas,asyousay,partner,'assentedWegg,putintoabetterhumourbythereadyadmission。'Verywell。Iconsiderhisplantingoneofhismenialtoolsintheyard,anactofsneakingandsniffing。Andhisnoseshallbeputtothegrindstoneforit。'
'Itwasnotyourfault,MrWegg,Imustadmit,'saidVenus,'thathegotoffwiththeDutchbottlethatnight。'
'Asyouhandsomelysayagain,partner!No,itwasnotmyfault。
I'dhavehadthatbottleoutofhim。Wasittobebornethatheshouldcome,likeathiefinthedark,diggingamongstuffthatwasfarmoreoursthanhisseeingthatwecoulddeprivehimofeverygrainofit,ifhedidn'tbuyusatourownfigure,andcarryingofftreasurefromitsbowels?No,itwasnottobeborne。Andforthat,too,hisnoseshallbeputtothegrindstone。'
'Howdoyouproposetodoit,MrWegg?'
'Toputhisnosetothegrindstone?Ipropose,'returnedthatestimableman,'toinsulthimopenly。And,iflookingintothiseyeofmine,hedarestoofferawordinanswer,toretortuponhimbeforehecantakehisbreath,“Addanotherwordtothat,youdustyolddog,andyou'reabeggar。”'
'Supposehesaysnothing,MrWegg?'
'Then,'repliedWegg,'weshallhavecometoanunderstandingwithverylittletrouble,andI'llbreakhimanddrivehim,MrVenus。I'llputhiminharness,andI'llbearhimuptight,andI'llbreakhimanddrivehim。ThehardertheoldDustisdriven,sir,thehigherhe'llpay。AndImeantobepaidhigh,MrVenus,I
promiseyou。'
'Youspeakquiterevengefully,MrWegg。'
'Revengefully,sir?IsitforhimthatIhavedeclinedandfalled,nightafternight?IsitforhispleasurethatI'vewaitedathomeofanevening,likeasetofskittles,tobesetupandknockedover,setupandknockedover,bywhateverballs——orbooks——hechosetobringagainstme?Why,I'mahundredtimesthemanheis,sir;
fivehundredtimes!'
PerhapsitwaswiththemaliciousintentofurginghimontohisworstthatMrVenuslookedasifhedoubtedthat。
'What?Wasitoutsidethehouseatpresentockypied,toitsdisgrace,bythatminionoffortuneandwormofthehour,'saidWegg,fallingbackuponhisstrongesttermsofreprobation,andslappingthecounter,'thatI,SilasWegg,fivehundredtimesthemanheeverwas,satinallweathers,waitingforaerrandoracustomer?WasitoutsidethatveryhouseasIfirstseteyesuponhim,rollinginthelapofluxury,whenIwassellinghalfpennyballadsthereforaliving?AndamItogrovelinthedustforHIM
towalkover?No!'
TherewasagrinupontheghastlycountenanceoftheFrenchgentlemanundertheinfluenceofthefirelight,asifhewerecomputinghowmanythousandslanderersandtraitorsarraythemselvesagainstthefortunate,onpremisesexactlyansweringtothoseofMrWegg。Onemighthavefanciedthatthebig-headedbabiesweretopplingoverwiththeirhydrocephalicattemptstoreckonupthechildrenofmenwhotransformtheirbenefactorsintotheirinjurersbythesameprocess。Theyardortwoofsmileonthepartofthealligatormighthavebeeninvestedwiththemeaning,'Allaboutthiswasquitefamiliarknowledgedowninthedepthsoftheslime,agesago。'
'But,'saidWegg,possiblywithsomeslightperceptiontotheforegoingeffect,'yourspeakingcountenanceremarks,MrVenus,thatI'mdullerandsavagerthanusual。PerhapsIHAVEallowedmyselftobroodtoomuch。Begone,dullCare!'Tisgone,sir。I'velookedinuponyou,andempireresumeshersway。For,asthesongsays——subjecttoyourcorrection,sir——
“Whentheheartofamanisdepressedwithcares,ThemistisdispelledifVenusappears。
Likethenotesofafiddle,yousweetly,sir,sweetly,Raisesourspiritsandcharmsourears。”
Good-night,sir。'
'Ishallhaveawordortwotosaytoyou,MrWegg,beforelong,'
remarkedVenus,'respectingmyshareintheprojectwe'vebeenspeakingof。'
'Mytime,sir,'returnedWegg,'isyours。InthemeanwhileletitbefullyunderstoodthatIshallnotneglectbringingthegrindstonetobear,noryetbringingDustyBoffin'snosetoit。Hisnoseoncebroughttoit,shallbeheldtoitbythesehands,MrVenus,tillthesparksfliesoutinshowers。'
WiththisagreeablepromiseWeggstumpedout,andshuttheshop-doorafterhim。'WaittillIlightacandle,MrBoffin,'saidVenus,'andyou'llcomeoutmorecomfortable。'So,helightingacandleandholdingitupatarm'slength,MrBoffindisengagedhimselffrombehindthealligator'ssmile,withanexpressionofcountenancesoverydowncastthatitnotonlyappearedasifthealligatorhadthewholeofthejoketohimself,butfurtherasifithadbeenconceivedandexecutedatMrBoffin'sexpense。
'That'satreacherousfellow,'saidMrBoffin,dustinghisarmsandlegsashecameforth,thealligatorhavingbeenbutmustycompany。'That'sadreadfulfellow。'
'Thealligator,sir?'saidVenus。
'No,Venus,no。TheSerpent。'
'You'llhavethegoodnesstonotice,MrBoffin,'remarkedVenus,'thatIsaidnothingtohimaboutmygoingoutoftheaffairaltogether,becauseIdidn'twishtotakeyouanywaysbysurprise。
ButIcan'tbetoosoonoutofitformysatisfaction,MrBoffin,andInowputittoyouwhenitwillsuityourviewsformetoretire?'
'Thank'ee,Venus,thank'ee,Venus;butIdon'tknowwhattosay,'
returnedMrBoflin,'Idon'tknowwhattodo。He'lldropdownonmeanyway。Heseemsfullydeterminedtodropdown;don'the?'
MrVenusopinedthatsuchwasclearlyhisintention。
'Youmightbeasortofprotectionforme,ifyouremainedinit,'
saidMrBoffin;'youmightstandbetwixthimandme,andtaketheedgeoffhim。Don'tyoufeelasifyoucouldmakeashowofremaininginit,Venus,tillIhadtimetoturnmyselfround?'
VenusnaturallyinquiredhowlongMrBoffinthoughtitmighttakehimtoturnhimselfround?
'IamsureIdon'tknow,'wastheanswer,givenquiteataloss。
'Everythingissoatsixesandsevens。IfIhadnevercomeintotheproperty,Ishouldn'thaveminded。Butbeinginit,itwouldbeverytryingtobeturnedout;now,don'tyouacknowledgethatitwould,Venus?'
MrVenuspreferred,hesaid,toleaveMrBoffintoarriveathisownconclusionsonthatdelicatequestion。
'IamsureIdon'tknowwhattodo,'saidMrBoffin。'IfIaskadviceofanyoneelse,it'sonlylettinginanotherpersontobeboughtout,andthenIshallberuinedthatway,andmightaswellhavegivenupthepropertyandgoneslaptotheworkhouse。IfI
wastotakeadviceofmyyoungman,Rokesmith,IshouldhavetobuyHIMout。Soonerorlater,ofcourse,he'ddropdownuponme,likeWegg。Iwasbroughtintotheworldtobedroppeddownupon,itappearstome。'
MrVenuslistenedtotheselamentationsinsilence,whileMrBoffinjoggedtoandfro,holdinghispocketsasifhehadapaininthem。
'Afterall,youhaven'tsaidwhatyoumeantodoyourself,Venus。
Whenyoudogooutofit,howdoyoumeantogo?'
VenusrepliedthatasWegghadfoundthedocumentandhandedittohim,itwashisintentiontohanditbacktoWegg,withthedeclarationthathehimselfwouldhavenothingtosaytoit,ordowithit,andthatWeggmustactashechose,andtaketheconsequences。
'AndthenhedropsdownwithhiswholeweightuponME!'criedMrBoffin,ruefully。'I'dsoonerbedroppeduponbyyouthanbyhim,orevenbyyoujintly,thanbyhimalone!'
MrVenuscouldonlyrepeatthatitwashisfixedintentiontobetakehimselftothepathsofscience,andtowalkinthesameallthedaysofhislife;notdroppingdownuponhisfellow-creaturesuntiltheyweredeceased,andthenonlytoarticulatethemtothebestofhishumbleability。
'Howlongcouldyoubepersuadedtokeepuptheappearanceofremaininginit?'askedMrBoffin,retiringonhisotheridea。
'Couldyoubegottodoso,tilltheMoundsaregone?'
No。ThatwouldprotractthementaluneasinessofMrVenustoolong,hesaid。
'NotifIwastoshowyoureasonnow?'demandedMrBoffin;'notifIwastoshowyougoodandsufficientreason?'
IfbygoodandsufficientreasonMrBoffinmeanthonestandunimpeachablereason,thatmightweighwithMrVenusagainsthispersonalwishesandconvenience。Buthemustaddthathesawnoopeningtothepossibilityofsuchreasonbeingshownhim。
'Comeandseeme,Venus,'saidMrBoffin,'atmyhouse。'
'Isthereasonthere,sir?'askedMrVenus,withanincreduloussmileandblink。
'Itmaybe,ormaynotbe,'saidMrBoffin,'justasyouviewit。Butinthemeantimedon'tgooutofthematter。Lookhere。Dothis。
Givemeyourwordthatyouwon'ttakeanystepswithWegg,withoutmyknowledge,justasIhavegivenyoumywordthatI
won'twithoutyours。'
'Done,MrBoffin!'saidVenus,afterbriefconsideration。
'Thank'ee,Venus,thank'ee,Venus!Done!'
'WhenshallIcometoseeyou,MrBoffin。'
'Whenyoulike。Thesoonerthebetter。Imustbegoingnow。
Good-night,Venus。'
'Good-night,sir。'
'Andgood-nighttotherestofthepresentcompany,'saidMrBoffin,glancingroundtheshop。'Theymakeaqueershow,Venus,andIshouldliketobebetteracquaintedwiththemsomeday。
Good-night,Venus,good-night!Thankee,Venus,thankee,Venus!'Withthathejoggedoutintothestreet,andjoggeduponhishomewardway。
'Now,Iwonder,'hemeditatedashewentalong,nursinghisstick,'whetheritcanbe,thatVenusissettinghimselftogetthebetterofWegg?Whetheritcanbe,thathemeans,whenIhaveboughtWeggout,tohavemealltohimselfandtopickmecleantothebones!'
Itwasacunningandsuspiciousidea,quiteinthewayofhisschoolofMisers,andhelookedverycunningandsuspiciousashewentjoggingthroughthestreets。Morethanonceortwice,morethantwiceorthrice,sayhalfadozentimes,hetookhisstickfromthearmonwhichhenursedit,andhitastraightsharprapattheairwithitshead。PossiblythewoodencountenanceofMrSilasWeggwasincorporeallybeforehimatthosemoments,forhehitwithintensesatisfaction。
Hewaswithinafewstreetsofhisownhouse,whenalittleprivatecarriage,cominginthecontrarydirection,passedhim,turnedround,andpassedhimagain。Itwasalittlecarriageofeccentricmovement,foragainhehearditstopbehindhimandturnround,andagainhesawitpasshim。Thenitstopped,andthenwenton,outofsight。But,notfaroutofsight,for,whenhecametothecornerofhisownstreet,thereitstoodagain。
Therewasalady'sfaceatthewindowashecameupwiththiscarriage,andhewaspassingitwhentheladysoftlycalledtohimbyhisname。
'Ibegyourpardon,Ma'am?'saidMrBoffin,comingtoastop。
'ItisMrsLammle,'saidthelady。
MrBoffinwentuptothewindow,andhopedMrsLammlewaswell。
'Notverywell,dearMrBoffin;Ihaveflutteredmyselfbybeing——
perhapsfoolishly——uneasyandanxious。Ihavebeenwaitingforyousometime。CanIspeaktoyou?'
MrBoffinproposedthatMrsLammleshoulddriveontohishouse,afewhundredyardsfurther。
'Iwouldrathernot,MrBoffin,unlessyouparticularlywishit。I
feelthedifficultyanddelicacyofthemattersomuchthatIwouldratheravoidspeakingtoyouatyourownhome。Youmustthinkthisverystrange?'
MrBoffinsaidno,butmeantyes。
'ItisbecauseIamsogratefulforthegoodopinionofallmyfriends,andamsotouchedbyit,thatIcannotbeartoruntheriskofforfeitingitinanycase,eveninthecauseofduty。IhaveaskedmyhusbandmydearAlfred,MrBoffinwhetheritisthecauseofduty,andhehasmostemphaticallysaidYes。IwishIhadaskedhimsooner。Itwouldhavesparedmemuchdistress。'
'Canthisbemoredroppingdownuponme!'thoughtMrBoffin,quitebewildered。
'ItwasAlfredwhosentmetoyou,MrBoffin。Alfredsaid,“Don'tcomeback,Sophronia,untilyouhaveseenMrBoffin,andtoldhimall。Whateverhemaythinkofit,heoughtcertainlytoknowit。”
Wouldyoumindcomingintothecarriage?'
MrBoffinanswered,'Notatall,'andtookhisseatatMrsLammle'sside。
'Driveslowlyanywhere,'MrsLammlecalledtohercoachman,'anddon'tletthecarriagerattle。'
'ItMUSThemoredroppingdown,Ithink,'saidMrBoffintohimself。'Whatnext?'
Chapter15
THEGOLDENDUSTMANATHISWORST
ThebreakfasttableatMrBoffin'swasusuallyaverypleasantone,andwasalwayspresidedoverbyBella。Asthoughhebeganeachnewdayinhishealthynaturalcharacter,andsomewakinghourswerenecessarytohisrelapseintothecorruptinginfluencesofhiswealth,thefaceandthedemeanouroftheGoldenDustmanweregenerallyuncloudedatthatmeal。Itwouldhavebeeneasytobelievethen,thattherewasnochangeinhim。Itwasasthedaywentonthatthecloudsgathered,andthebrightnessofthemornmgbecameobscured。Onemighthavesaidthattheshadowsofavariceanddistrustlengthenedashisownshadowlengthened,andthatthenightclosedaroundhimgradually。
But,onemorninglongafterwardstoberemembered,itwasblackmidnightwiththeGoldenDustmanwhenhefirstappeared。Hisalteredcharacterhadneverbeensogrosslymarked。HisbearingtowardshisSecretarywassochargedwithinsolentdistrustandarrogance,thatthelatterroseandleftthetablebeforebreakfastwashalfdone。ThelookhedirectedattheSecretary'sretiringfigurewassocunninglymalignant,thatBellawouldhavesatastoundedandindignant,eventhoughhehadnotgonethelengthofsecretlythreateningRokesmithwithhisclenchedfistasheclosedthedoor。Thisunluckymorning,ofallmorningsintheyear,wasthemorningnextafterMrBoffin'sinterviewwithMrsLammleinherlittlecarriage。
BellalookedtoMrsBoffin'sfaceforcommenton,orexplanationof,thisstormyhumourinherhusband,butnonewasthere。Ananxiousandadistressedobservationofherownfacewasallshecouldreadinit。Whentheywereleftalonetogether——whichwasnotuntilnoon,forMrBoffinsatlonginhiseasy-chair,byturnsjoggingupanddownthebreakfast-room,clenchinghisfistandmuttering——Bella,inconsternation,askedherwhathadhappened,whatwaswrong?'Iamforbiddentospeaktoyouaboutit,Belladear;Imustn'ttellyou,'wasalltheanswershecouldget。Andstill,whenever,inherwonderanddismay,sheraisedhereyestoMrsBoffin'sface,shesawinitthesameanxiousanddistressedobservationofherown。
Oppressedbyhersensethattroublewasimpending,andlostinspeculationswhyMrsBoffinshouldlookatherasifshehadanypartinit,Bellafoundthedaylonganddreary。Itwasfaronintheafternoonwhen,shebeinginherownroom,aservantbroughtheramessagefromMrBoffinbegginghertocometohis。
MrsBoffinwasthere,seatedonasofa,andMrBoffinwasjoggingupanddown。OnseeingBellahestopped,beckonedhertohim,anddrewherarmthroughhis。'Don'tbealarmed,mydear,'hesaid,gently;'Iamnotangrywithyou。Whyyouactuallytremble!
Don'tbealarmed,Bellamydear。I'llseeyourighted。'
'Seemerighted?'thoughtBella。Andthenrepeatedaloudinatoneofastonishment:'seemerighted,sir?'
'Ay,ay!'saidMrBoffin。'Seeyourighted。SendMrRokesmithhere,yousir。'
Bellawouldhavebeenlostinperplexityiftherehadbeenpauseenough;buttheservantfoundMrRokesmithnearathand,andhealmostimmediatelypresentedhimself。
'Shutthedoor,sir!'saidMrBoffin。'IhavegotsomethingtosaytoyouwhichIfancyyou'llnotbepleasedtohear。'
'Iamsorrytoreply,MrBoffin,'returnedtheSecretary,as,havingclosedthedoor,heturnedandfacedhim,'thatIthinkthatverylikely。'
'Whatdoyoumean?'blusteredMrBoffin。
'ImeanthatithasbecomenonoveltytometohearfromyourlipswhatIwouldrathernothear。'
'Oh!Perhapsweshallchangethat,'saidMrBoffinwithathreateningrollofhishead。
'Ihopeso,'returnedtheSecretary。Hewasquietandrespectful;
butstood,asBellathoughtandwasgladtothink,onhismanhoodtoo。
'Now,sir,'saidMrBoffin,'lookatthisyoungladyonmyarm。
Bellainvoluntarilyraisinghereyes,whenthissuddenreferencewasmadetoherself,metthoseofMrRokesmith。Hewaspaleandseemedagitated。ThenhereyespassedontoMrsBoffin's,andshemetthelookagain。Inaflashitenlightenedher,andshebegantounderstandwhatshehaddone。
'Isaytoyou,sir,'MrBoffinrepeated,'lookatthisyoungladyonmyarm。
'Idoso,'returnedtheSecretary。
AshisglancerestedagainonBellaforamoment,shethoughttherewasreproachinit。Butitispossiblethatthereproachwaswithinherself。
'Howdareyou,sir,'saidMrBoffin,'tamper,unknowntome,withthisyounglady?Howdareyoucomeoutofyourstation,andyourplaceinmyhouse,topesterthisyoungladywithyourimpudentaddresses?'
'Imustdeclinetoanswerquestions,'saidtheSecretary,'thataresooffensivelyasked。'
'Youdeclinetoanswer?'retortedMrBoffin。'Youdeclinetoanswer,doyou?ThenI'lltellyouwhatitis,Rokesmith;I'llanswerforyou。Therearetwosidestothismatter,andI'lltake'emseparately。Thefirstsideis,sheerInsolence。That'sthefirstside。'
TheSecretarysmiledwithsomebitterness,asthoughhewouldhavesaid,'SoIseeandhear。'
'ItwassheerInsolenceinyou,Itellyou,'saidMrBoffin,'eventothinkofthisyounglady。ThisyoungladywasfaraboveYOU。
ThisyoungladywasnomatchforYOU。Thisyoungladywaslyinginwaitasshewasqualifiedtodoformoney,andyouhadnomoney。'
BellahungherheadandseemedtoshrinkalittlefromMrBoffin'sprotectingarm。
'Whatareyou,Ishouldliketoknow,'pursuedMrBoffin,'thatyouweretohavetheaudacitytofollowupthisyounglady?Thisyoungladywaslookingaboutthemarketforagoodbid;shewasn'tinittobesnappedupbyfellowsthathadnomoneytolayout;nothingtobuywith。'
'Oh,MrBoffin!MrsBoffin,praysaysomethingforme!'
murmuredBella,disengagingherarm,andcoveringherfacewithherhands。
'Oldlady,'saidMrBoflin,anticipatinghiswife,'youholdyourtongue。Bella,mydear,don'tyouletyourselfbeputout。I'llrightyou。'
'Butyoudon't,youdon'trightme!'exclaimedBella,withgreatemphasis。'Youwrongme,wrongme!'
'Don'tyoubeputout,mydear,'complacentlyretortedMrBoffin。
'I'llbringthisyoungmantobook。Now,youRokesmith!Youcan'tdeclinetohear,youknow,aswellastoanswer。YouhearmetellyouthatthefirstsideofyourconductwasInsolence——InsolenceandPresumption。Answermeonething,ifyoucan。Didn'tthisyoungladytellyousoherself?'
'DidI,MrRokesmith?'askedBellawithherfacestillcovered。'O
say,MrRokesmith!DidI?'
'Don'tbedistressed,MissWilfer;itmattersverylittlenow。'
'Ah!Youcan'tdenyit,though!'saidMrBoffin,withaknowingshakeofhishead。
'ButIhaveaskedhimtoforgivemesince,'criedBella;'andI
wouldaskhimtoforgivemenowagain,uponmyknees,ifitwouldsparehim!'
HereMrsBoffinbrokeouta-crying。
'Oldlady,'saidMrBoffin,'stopthatnoise!Tender-heartedinyou,MissBella;butImeantohaveitoutrightthroughwiththisyoungman,havinggothimintoacorner。Now,youRokesmith。I
tellyouthat'sonesideofyourconduct——InsolenceandPresumption。Now,I'ma-comingtotheother,whichismuchworse。Thiswasaspeculationofyours。'
'Iindignantlydenyit。'
'It'sofnouseyourdenyingit;itdoesn'tsignifyabitwhetheryoudenyitornot;I'vegotaheaduponmyshoulders,anditain'tababy's。What!'saidMrBoffin,gatheringhimselftogetherinhismostsuspiciousattitude,andwrinklinghisfaceintoaverymapofcurvesandcorners。'Don'tIknowwhatgrabsaremadeatamanwithmoney?IfIdidn'tkeepmyeyesopen,andmypocketsbuttoned,shouldn'tIbebroughttotheworkhousebeforeIknewwhereIwas?Wasn'ttheexperienceofDancer,andElwes,andHopkins,andBlewburyJones,andeversomanymoreof'em,similartomine?Didn'teverybodywanttomakegrabsatwhatthey'dgot,andbring'emtopovertyandruin?Weren'ttheyforcedtohideeverythingbelongingto'em,forfearitshouldbesnatchedfrom'em?Ofcoursetheywas。Ishallbetoldnextthattheydidn'tknowhumannatur!'
'They!Poorcreatures,'murmuredtheSecretary。
'Whatdoyousay?'askedMrBoffin,snappingathim。'However,youneedn'tbeatthetroubleofrepeatingit,foritain'tworthhearing,andwon'tgodownwithME。I'ma-goingtounfoldyourplan,beforethisyounglady;I'ma-goingtoshowthisyoungladythesecondviewofyou;andnothingyoucansaywillstaveitoff。
Now,attendhere,Bella,mydear。Rokesmith,you'reaneedychap。You'reachapthatIpickupinthestreet。Areyou,orain'tyou?'
'Goon,MrBoflin;don'tappealtome。'
'NotappealtoYOU,'retortedMrBoffinasifhehadn'tdoneso。
'No,Ishouldhopenot!AppealingtoYOU,wouldberatherarumcourse。AsIwassaying,you'reaneedychapthatIpickupinthestreet。YoucomeandaskmeinthestreettotakeyouforaSecretary,andItakeyou。Verygood。'
'Verybad,'murmuredtheSecretary。
'Whatdoyousay?'askedMrBoffin,snappingathimagain。
Hereturnednoanswer。MrBoffin,aftereyeinghimwithacomicallookofdiscomfitedcuriosity,wasfaintobeginafresh。
'ThisRokesmithisaneedyyoungmanthatItakeformySecretaryoutoftheopenstreet。ThisRokesmithgetsacquaintedwithmyaffairs,andgetstoknowthatImeantosettleasumofmoneyonthisyounglady。“Oho!“saysthisRokesmith;'hereMrBoffinclappedafingeragainsthisnose,andtappeditseveraltimeswithasneakingair,asembodyingRokesmithconfidentiallyconfabulatingwithhisownnose;'“Thiswillbeagoodhaul;I'llgoinforthis!“AndsothisRokesmith,greedyandhungering,beginsa-creepingonhishandsandkneestowardsthemoney。Notsobadaspeculationeither:forifthisyoungladyhadhadlessspirit,orhadhadlesssense,throughbeingatallintheromanticline,byGeorgehemighthaveworkeditoutandmadeitpay!Butfortunatelyshewastoomanyforhim,andaprettyfigurehecutsnowheisexposed。Therehestands!'saidMrBoffin,addressingRokesmithhimselfwithridiculousinconsistency。'Lookathim!'
'Yourunfortunatesuspicions,MrBoffin——'begantheSecretary。
'Preciousunfortunateforyou,Icantellyou,'saidMrBoffin。
'——arenottobecombatedbyanyone,andIaddressmyselftonosuchhopelesstask。ButIwillsayaworduponthetruth。'
'Yah!Muchyoucareaboutthetruth,'saidMrBoffin,withasnapofhisfingers。
'Noddy!Mydearlove!'expostulatedhiswife。
'Oldlady,'returnedMrBoffin,'youkeepstill。IsaytothisRokesmithhere,muchhecaresaboutthetruth。Itellhimagain,muchhecaresaboutthetruth。'
'Ourconnexionbeingatanend,MrBoffin,'saidtheSecretary,'itcanbeofverylittlemomenttomewhatyousay。'
'Oh!Youareknowingenough,'retortedMrBoffin,withaslylook,'tohavefoundoutthatourconnexion'satanend,eh?Butyoucan'tgetbeforehandwithme。Lookatthisinmyhand。Thisisyourpay,onyourdischarge。Youcanonlyfollowsuit。Youcan'tdeprivemeofthelead。Let'shavenopretendingthatyoudischargeyourself。Idischargeyou。'
'SothatIgo,'remarkedtheSecretary,wavingthepointasidewithhishand,'itisallonetome。'
'Isit?'saidMrBoffin。'Butit'stwotome,letmetellyou。
Allowingafellowthat'sfoundout,todischargehimself,isonething;discharginghimforinsolenceandpresumption,andlikewisefordesignsuponhismaster'smoney,isanother。Oneandone'stwo;notone。Oldlady,don'tyoucutin。Youkeepstill。'
'Haveyousaidallyouwishtosaytome?'demandedtheSecretary。
'Idon'tknowwhetherIhaveornot,'answeredMrBoffin。'Itdepends。'
'Perhapsyouwillconsiderwhetherthereareanyotherstrongexpressionsthatyouwouldliketobestowuponme?'
'I'llconsiderthat,'saidMrBoffin,obstinately,'atmyconvenience,andnotatyours。Youwantthelastword。Itmaynotbesuitabletoletyouhaveit。'
'Noddy!Mydear,dearNoddy!Yousoundsohard!'criedpoorMrsBoffin,nottobequiterepressed。
'Oldlady,'saidherhusband,butwithoutharshness,'ifyoucutinwhenrequestednot,I'llgetapillowandcarryyououtoftheroomuponit。Whatdoyouwanttosay,youRokesmith?'
'Toyou,MrBoffin,nothing。ButtoMissWilferandtoyourgoodkindwife,aword。'
'Outwithitthen,'repliedMrBoffin,'andcutitshort,forwe'vehadenoughofyou。'
'Ihaveborne,'saidtheSecretary,inalowvoice,'withmyfalsepositionhere,thatImightnotbeseparatedfromMissWilfer。Tobenearher,hasbeenarecompensetomefromdaytoday,evenfortheundeservedtreatmentIhavehadhere,andforthedegradedaspectinwhichshehasoftenseenme。SinceMissWilferrejectedme,Ihaveneveragainurgedmysuit,tothebestofmybelief,withaspokensyllableoralook。ButIhaveneverchangedinmydevotiontoher,except——ifshewillforgivemysayingso——thatitisdeeperthanitwas,andbetterfounded。'
'Now,markthischap'ssayingMissWilfer,whenhemeansL。s。d。!'
criedMrBoffin,withacunningwink。'Now,markthischap'smakingMissWilferstandforPounds,Shillings,andPence!'
'MyfeelingforMissWilfer,'pursuedtheSecretary,withoutdeigningtonoticehim,'isnotonetobeashamedof。Iavowit。I
loveher。LetmegowhereImaywhenIpresentlyleavethishouse,Ishallgointoablanklife,leavingher。'
'LeavingL。s。d。behindme,'saidMrBoffin,bywayofcommentary,withanotherwink。
'ThatIamincapable,'theSecretarywenton,stillwithoutheedinghim,'ofamercenaryproject,oramercenarythought,inconnexionwithMissWilfer,isnothingmeritoriousinme,becauseanyprizethatIcouldputbeforemyfancywouldsinkintoinsignificancebesideher。Ifthegreatestwealthorthehighestrankwerehers,itwouldonlybeimportantinmysightasremovingherstillfartherfromme,andmakingmemorehopeless,ifthatcouldbe。Say,'
remarkedtheSecretary,lookingfullathislatemaster,'saythatwithawordshecouldstripMrBoffinofhisfortuneandtakepossessionofit,shewouldbeofnogreaterworthinmyeyesthansheis。'
'Whatdoyouthinkbythistime,oldlady,'askedMrBoffin,turningtohiswifeinabanteringtone,'aboutthisRokesmithhere,andhiscaringforthetruth?Youneedn'tsaywhatyouthink,mydear,becauseIdon'twantyoutocutin,butyoucanthinkitallthesame。Astotakingpossessionofmyproperty,Iwarrantyouhewouldn'tdothathimselfifhecould。'
'No,'returnedtheSecretary,withanotherfulllook。
'Ha,ha,ha!'laughedMrBoffin。'There'snothinglikeagood'unwhileyouAREaboutit。'
'Ihavebeenforamoment,'saidtheSecretary,turningfromhimandfallingintohisformermanner,'divertedfromthelittleIhavetosay。MyinterestinMissWilferbeganwhenIfirstsawher;
evenbeganwhenIhadonlyheardofher。Itwas,infact,thecauseofmythrowingmyselfinMrBoffin'sway,andenteringhisservice。MissWilferhasneverknownthisuntilnow。Imentionitnow,onlyasacorroborationthoughIhopeitmaybeneedlessofmybeingfreefromthesordiddesignattributedtome。'
'Now,thisisaveryartfuldog,'saidMrBoffin,withadeeplook。
'Thisisalonger-headedschemerthanIthoughthim。Seehowpatientlyandmethodicallyhegoestowork。Hegetstoknowaboutmeandmyproperty,andaboutthisyounglady,andhershareinpooryoungJohn'sstory,andheputsthisandthattogether,andhesaystohimself,“I'llgetinwithBoffin,andI'llgetinwiththisyounglady,andI'llwork'embothatthesametime,andI'llbringmypigstomarketsomewhere。”Ihearhimsayit,blessyou!I
lookathim,now,andIseehimsayit!'
MrBoffinpointedattheculprit,asitwereintheact,andhuggedhimselfinhisgreatpenetration。
'Butluckilyhehadn'ttodealwiththepeoplehesupposed,Bella,mydear!'saidMrBoffin。'No!Luckilyhehadtodealwithyou,andwithme,andwithDanielandMissDancer,andwithElwes,andwithVultureHopkins,andwithBlewburyJonesandalltherestofus,onedownt'othercomeon。Andhe'sbeat;that'swhatheis;regularlybeat。Hethoughttosqueezemoneyoutofus,andhehasdoneforhimselfinstead,Bellamydear!'
Bellamydearmadenoresponse,gavenosignofacquiescence。
Whenshehadfirstcoveredherfaceshehadsunkuponachairwithherhandsrestingonthebackofit,andhadnevermovedsince。Therewasashortsilenceatthispoint,andMrsBoffinsoftlyroseasiftogotoher。But,MrBoffinstoppedherwithagesture,andsheobedientlysatdownagainandstayedwhereshewas。
'There'syourpay,MisterRokesmith,'saidtheGoldenDustman,jerkingthefoldedscrapofpaperhehadinhishand,towardshislateSecretary。'Idaresayyoucanstooptopickitup,afterwhatyouhavestoopedtohere。'
'Ihavestoopedtonothingbutthis,'Rokesmithansweredashetookitfromtheground;'andthisismine,forIhaveearneditbythehardestofhardlabour。'
'You'reaprettyquickpacker,Ihope,'saidMrBoffin;'becausethesooneryouaregone,bagandbaggage,thebetterforallparties。'
'Youneedhavenofearofmylingering。'
'There'sjustonethingthough,'saidMrBoffin,'thatIshouldliketoaskyoubeforewecometoagoodriddance,ifitwasonlytoshowthisyoungladyhowconceitedyouschemersare,inthinkingthatnobodyfindsouthowyoucontradictyourselves。'
'Askmeanythingyouwishtoask,'returnedRokesmith,'butusetheexpeditionthatyourecommend。'
'Youpretendtohaveamightyadmirationforthisyounglady?'saidMrBoffin,layinghishandprotectinglyonBella'sheadwithoutlookingdownather。
'Idonotpretend。'
'Oh!Well。YouHAVEamightyadmirationforthisyounglady——
sinceyouaresoparticular?'
'Yes。'
'Howdoyoureconcilethat,withthisyounglady'sbeingaweak-
spirited,improvidentidiot,notknowingwhatwasduetoherself,flinginguphermoneytothechurch-weathercocks,andracingoffatasplittingpacefortheworkhouse?'
'Idon'tunderstandyou。'
'Don'tyou?Orwon'tyou?Whatelsecouldyouhavemadethisyoungladyouttobe,ifshehadlistenedtosuchaddressesasyours?'
'Whatelse,ifIhadbeensohappyastowinheraffectionsandpossessherheart?'
'Winheraffections,'retortedMrBoffin,withineffablecontempt,'andpossessherheart!Mewsaysthecat,Quack-quacksaystheduck,Bow-wow-wowsaysthedog!Winheraffectionsandpossessherheart!Mew,Quack-quack,Bow-wow!'
JohnRokesmithstaredathiminhisoutburst,asifwithsomefaintideathathehadgonemad。
'Whatisduetothisyounglady,'saidMrBoffin,'isMoney,andthisyoungladyrightwellknowsit。'
'Youslandertheyounglady。'
'YOUslandertheyounglady;youwithyouraffectionsandheartsandtrumpery,'returnedMrBoffin。'It'sofapiecewiththerestofyourbehaviour。Iheardofthesedoingsofyoursonlylastnight,oryoushouldhaveheardof'emfromme,sooner,takeyouroathofit。
Iheardof'emfromaladywithasgoodaheadpieceasthebest,andsheknowsthisyounglady,andIknowthisyounglady,andweallthreeknowthatit'sMoneyshemakesastandfor——money,money,money——andthatyouandyouraffectionsandheartsareaLie,sir!'
'MrsBoffin,'saidRokesmith,quietlyturningtoher,'foryourdelicateandunvaryingkindnessIthankyouwiththewarmestgratitude。Good-bye!MissWilfer,good-bye!'
'Andnow,mydear,'saidMrBoffin,layinghishandonBella'sheadagain,'youmaybegintomakeyourselfquitecomfortable,andIhopeyoufeelthatyou'vebeenrighted。'
But,Bellawassofarfromappearingtofeelit,thatsheshrankfromhishandandfromthechair,and,startingupinanincoherentpassionoftears,andstretchingoutherarms,cried,'OMrRokesmith,beforeyougo,ifyoucouldbutmakemepooragain!
O!Makemepooragain,Somebody,Ibegandpray,ormyheartwillbreakifthisgoeson!Pa,dear,makemepooragainandtakemehome!Iwasbadenoughthere,butIhavebeensomuchworsehere。Don'tgivememoney,MrBoffin,Iwon'thavemoney。Keepitawayfromme,andonlyletmespeaktogoodlittlePa,andlaymyheaduponhisshoulder,andtellhimallmygriefs。Nobodyelsecanunderstandme,nobodyelsecancomfortme,nobodyelseknowshowunworthyIam,andyetcanlovemelikealittlechild。
IambetterwithPathananyone——moreinnocent,moresorry,moreglad!'So,cryingoutinawildwaythatshecouldnotbearthis,BelladroopedherheadonMrsBoffin'sreadybreast。
JohnRokesmithfromhisplaceintheroom,andMrBoffinfromhis,lookedonatherinsilenceuntilshewassilentherself。ThenMrBoffinobservedinasoothingandcomfortabletone,'There,mydear,there;youarerightednow,andit'sALLright。Idon'twonder,I'msure,atyourbeingalittleflurriedbyhavingascenewiththisfellow,butit'sallover,mydear,andyou'rerighted,andit's——andit'sALLright!'WhichMrBoffinrepeatedwithahighlysatisfiedairofcompletenessandfinality。
'Ihateyou!'criedBella,turningsuddenlyuponhim,withastampofherlittlefoot——'atleast,Ican'thateyou,butIdon'tlikeyou!'
'HUL——LO!'exclaimedMrBoffininanamazedunder-tone。
'You'reascolding,unjust,abusive,aggravating,badoldcreature!'
criedBella。'Iamangrywithmyungratefulselfforcallingyounames;butyouare,youare;youknowyouare!'
MrBoffinstaredhere,andstaredthere,asmisdoubtingthathemustbeinsomesortoffit。
'Ihaveheardyouwithshame,'saidBella。'Withshameformyself,andwithshameforyou。Yououghttobeabovethebasetale-
bearingofatime-servingwoman;butyouareabovenothingnow。'
MrBoffin,seemingtobecomeconvincedthatthiswasafit,rolledhiseyesandloosenedhisneckcloth。
'WhenIcamehere,Irespectedyouandhonouredyou,andIsoonlovedyou,'criedBella。'AndnowIcan'tbearthesightofyou。Atleast,Idon'tknowthatIoughttogosofarasthat——onlyyou'rea——
you'reaMonster!'Havingshotthisboltoutwithagreatexpenditureofforce,Bellahystericallylaughedandcriedtogether。
'ThebestwishIcanwishyouis,'saidBella,returningtothecharge,'thatyouhadnotonesinglefarthingintheworld。Ifanytruefriendandwell-wishercouldmakeyouabankrupt,youwouldbeaDuck;butasamanofpropertyyouareaDemon!'
Afterdespatchingthissecondboltwithastillgreaterexpenditureofforce,Bellalaughedandcriedstillmore。
'MrRokesmith,praystayonemoment。Prayhearonewordfrommebeforeyougo!Iamdeeplysorryforthereproachesyouhaveborneonmyaccount。OutofthedepthsofmyheartIearnestlyandtrulybegyourpardon。'
Asshesteppedtowardshim,hemether。Asshegavehimherhand,heputittohislips,andsaid,'Godblessyou!'NolaughingwasmixedwithBella'scryingthen;hertearswerepureandfervent。
'ThereisnotanungenerouswordthatIhaveheardaddressedtoyou——heardwithscornandindignation,MrRokesmith——butithaswoundedmefarmorethanyou,forIhavedeservedit,andyouneverhave。MrRokesmith,itistomeyouowethispervertedaccountofwhatpassedbetweenusthatnight。Ipartedwiththesecret,evenwhileIwasangrywithmyselffordoingso。Itwasverybadinme,butindeeditwasnotwicked。Ididitinamomentofconceitandfolly——oneofmymanysuchmoments——oneofmymanysuchhours——years。AsIampunishedforitseverely,trytoforgiveit!'
'Idowithallmysoul。'
'Thankyou。Othankyou!Don'tpartfrommetillIhavesaidoneotherword,todoyoujustice。Theonlyfaultyoucanbetrulychargedwith,inhavingspokentomeasyoudidthatnight——withhowmuchdelicacyandhowmuchforbearancenoonebutIcanknoworbegratefultoyoufor——is,thatyoulaidyourselfopentobeslightedbyaworldlyshallowgirlwhoseheadwasturned,andwhowasquiteunabletorisetotheworthofwhatyouofferedher。
MrRokesmith,thatgirlhasoftenseenherselfinapitifulandpoorlightsince,butneverinsopitifulandpooralightasnow,whenthemeantoneinwhichsheansweredyou——sordidandvaingirlthatshewas——hasbeenechoedinherearsbyMrBoffin。'
Hekissedherhandagain。
'MrBoffin'sspeechesweredetestabletome,shockingtome,'saidBella,startlingthatgentlemanwithanotherstampofherlittlefoot。
'Itisquitetruethattherewasatime,andverylately,whenI
deservedtobeso“righted,“MrRokesmith;butIhopethatIshallneverdeserveitagain!'
Heoncemoreputherhandtohislips,andthenrelinquishedit,andlefttheroom。Bellawashurryingbacktothechairinwhichshehadhiddenherfacesolong,when,catchingsightofMrsBoffinbytheway,shestoppedather。'Heisgone,'sobbedBellaindignantly,despairingly,infiftywaysatonce,withherarmsroundMrsBoffin'sneck。'Hehasbeenmostshamefullyabused,andmostunjustlyandmostbaselydrivenaway,andIamthecauseofit!'
Allthistime,MrBoffinhadbeenrollinghiseyesoverhisloosenedneckerchief,asifhisfitwerestilluponhim。Appearingnowtothinkthathewascomingto,hestaredstraightbeforehimforawhile,tiedhisneckerchiefagain,tookseverallonginspirations,swallowedseveraltimes,andultimatelyexclaimedwithadeepsigh,asifhefelthimselfonthewholebetter:'Well!'
Noword,goodorbad,didMrsBoffinsay;butshetenderlytookcareofBella,andglancedatherhusbandasiffororders。MrBoffin,withoutimpartingany,tookhisseatonachairoveragainstthem,andtheresatleaningforward,withafixedcountenance,hislegsapart,ahandoneachknee,andhiselbowssquared,untilBellashoulddryhereyesandraiseherhead,whichinthefulnessoftimeshedid。
'Imustgohome,'saidBella,risinghurriedly。'Iamverygratefultoyouforallyouhavedoneforme,butIcan'tstayhere。'
'Mydarlinggirl!'remonstratedMrsBoffin。
'No,Ican'tstayhere,'saidBella;'Ican'tindeed——Ugh!youviciousoldthing!'ThistoMrBoffin。
'Don'tberash,mylove,'urgedMrsBoffin。'Thinkwellofwhatyoudo。'
'Yes,youhadbetterthinkwell,'saidMrBoffin。
'IshallnevermorethinkwellofYOU,'criedBella,cuttinghimshort,withintensedefianceinherexpressivelittleeyebrows,andchampionshipofthelateSecretaryineverydimple。'No!Neveragain!Yourmoneyhaschangedyoutomarble。Youareahard-
heartedMiser。YouareworsethanDancer,worsethanHopkins,worsethanBlackberryJones,worsethananyofthewretches。Andmore!'proceededBella,breakingintotearsagain,'youwerewhollyundeservingoftheGentlemanyouhavelost。'
'Why,youdon'tmeantosay,MissBella,'theGoldenDustmanslowlyremonstrated,'thatyousetupRokesmithagainstme?'
'Ido!'saidBella。'HeisworthaMillionofyou。'
Veryprettyshelooked,thoughveryangry,asshemadeherselfastallasshepossiblycouldwhichwasnotextremelytall,andutterlyrenouncedherpatronwithaloftytossofherrichbrownhead。
'Iwouldratherhethoughtwellofme,'saidBella,'thoughhesweptthestreetforbread,thanthatyoudid,thoughyousplashedthemuduponhimfromthewheelsofachariotofpuregold——There!'
'WellI'msure!'criedMrBoffin,staring。
'Andforalongtimepast,whenyouhavethoughtyousetyourselfabovehim,Ihaveonlyseenyouunderhisfeet,'saidBella——'There!
AndthroughoutIsawinhimthemaster,andIsawinyoutheman——There!Andwhenyouusedhimshamefully,Itookhispartandlovedhim——There!Iboastofit!'
AfterwhichstrongavowalBellaunderwentreaction,andcriedtoanyextent,withherfaceonthebackofherchair。
'Now,lookhere,'saidMrBoffin,assoonashecouldfindanopeningforbreakingthesilenceandstrikingin。'Givemeyourattention,Bella。Iamnotangry。'
'IAM!'saidBella。
'Isay,'resumedtheGoldenDustman,'Iamnotangry,andImeankindlytoyou,andIwanttooverlookthis。Soyou'llstaywhereyouare,andwe'llagreetosaynomoreaboutit。'
'No,Ican'tstayhere,'criedBella,risinghurriedlyagain;'Ican'tthinkofstayinghere。Imustgohomeforgood。'
'Now,don'tbesilly,'MrBoffinreasoned。'Don'tdowhatyoucan'tundo;don'tdowhatyou'resuretobesorryfor。'
'Ishallneverbesorryforit,'saidBella;'andIshouldalwaysbesorry,andshouldeveryminuteofmylifedespisemyselfifI
remainedhereafterwhathashappened。'
'Atleast,Bella,'arguedMrBoffin,'lettherebenomistakeaboutit。
Lookbeforeyouleap,youknow。Staywhereyouare,andall'swell,andall'sasitwastobe。Goaway,andyoucannevercomeback。'
'IknowthatIcannevercomeback,andthat'swhatImean,'saidBella。
'Youmustn'texpect,'MrBoffinpursued,'thatI'ma-goingtosettlemoneyonyou,ifyouleaveuslikethis,becauseIamnot。No,Bella!Becareful!Notonebrassfarthing。'
'Expect!'saidBella,haughtily。'Doyouthinkthatanypoweronearthcouldmakemetakeit,ifyoudid,sir?'
ButtherewasMrsBoffintopartfrom,and,inthefullflushofherdignity,theimpressiblelittlesoulcollapsedagain。Downuponherkneesbeforethatgoodwoman,sherockedherselfuponherbreast,andcried,andsobbed,andfoldedherinherarmswithallhermight。
'You'readear,adear,thebestofdears!'criedBella。'You'rethebestofhumancreatures。Icanneverbethankfulenoughtoyou,andIcanneverforgetyou。IfIshouldlivetobeblindanddeafI
knowIshallseeandhearyou,inmyfancy,tothelastofmydimolddays!'
MrsBoffinweptmostheartily,andembracedherwithallfondness;butsaidnotonesinglewordexceptthatshewasherdeargirl。Shesaidthatoftenenough,tobesure,forshesaiditoverandoveragain;butnotonewordelse。
Bellabrokefromheratlength,andwasgoingweepingoutoftheroom,wheninherownlittlequeeraffectionateway,shehalfrelentedtowardsMrBoffin。
'Iamveryglad,'sobbedBella,'thatIcalledyounames,sir,becauseyourichlydeservedit。ButIamverysorrythatIcalledyounames,becauseyouusedtobesodifferent。Saygood-bye!'
'Good-bye,'saidMrBoffin,shortly。
'IfIknewwhichofyourhandswastheleastspoilt,Iwouldaskyoutoletmetouchit,'saidBella,'forthelasttime。ButnotbecauseIrepentofwhatIhavesaidtoyou。ForIdon't。It'strue!'
'Trythelefthand,'saidMrBoffin,holdingitoutinastolidmanner;'it'stheleastused。'
'Youhavebeenwonderfullygoodandkindtome,'saidBella,'andIkissitforthat。YouhavebeenasbadasbadcouldbetoMrRokesmith,andIthrowitawayforthat。Thankyouformyself,andgood-bye!'
'Good-bye,'saidMrBoffinasbefore。
Bellacaughthimroundtheneckandkissedhim,andranoutforever。
Sheranup-stairs,andsatdownonthefloorinherownroom,andcriedabundantly。Butthedaywasdecliningandshehadnotimetolose。Sheopenedalltheplaceswhereshekeptherdresses;
selectedonlythoseshehadbroughtwithher,leavingalltherest;
andmadeagreatmisshapenbundleofthem,tobesentforafterwards。
'Iwon'ttakeoneoftheothers,'saidBella,tyingtheknotsofthebundleverytight,intheseverityofherresolution。'I'llleaveallthepresentsbehind,andbeginagainentirelyonmyownaccount。'
Thattheresolutionmightbethoroughlycarriedintopractice,sheevenchangedthedressshewore,forthatinwhichshehadcometothegrandmansion。Eventhebonnetsheputon,wasthebonnetthathadmountedintotheBoffinchariotatHolloway。
'Now,Iamcomplete,'saidBella。'It'salittletrying,butIhavesteepedmyeyesincoldwater,andIwon'tcryanymore。Youhavebeenapleasantroomtome,dearroom。Adieu!Weshallneverseeeachotheragain。'
Withapartingkissofherfingerstoit,shesoftlyclosedthedoorandwentwithalightfootdownthegreatstaircase,pausingandlisteningasshewent,thatshemightmeetnoneofthehousehold。
Noonechancedtobeabout,andshegotdowntothehallinquiet。
ThedoorofthelateSecretary'sroomstoodopen。Shepeepedinasshepassed,anddivinedfromtheemptinessofhistable,andthegeneralappearanceofthings,thathewasalreadygone。Softlyopeningthegreathalldoor,andsoftlyclosingituponherself,sheturnedandkisseditontheoutside——insensibleoldcombinationofwoodandironthatitwas!——beforesheranawayfromthehouseataswiftpace。
'Thatwaswelldone!'pantedBella,slackeninginthenextstreet,andsubsidingintoawalk。'IfIhadleftmyselfanybreathtocrywith,Ishouldhavecriedagain。NowpoordeardarlinglittlePa,youaregoingtoseeyourlovelywomanunexpectedly。'
Chapter16
THEFEASTOFTHETHREEHOBGOBLINS
TheCitylookedunpromisingenough,asBellamadeherwayalongitsgrittystreets。Mostofitsmoney-millswereslackeningsail,orhadleftoffgrindingfortheday。Themaster-millershadalreadydeparted,andthejourneymenweredeparting。Therewasajadedaspectonthebusinesslanesandcourts,andtheverypavementshadawearyappearance,confusedbythetreadofamillionoffeet。Theremustbehoursofnighttotemperdowntheday'sdistractionofsofeverishaplace。Asyettheworryofthenewly-stoppedwhirlingandgrindingonthepartofthemoney-
millsseemedtolingerintheair,andthequietwasmoreliketheprostrationofaspentgiantthanthereposeofonewhowasrenewinghisstrength。
IfBellathought,assheglancedatthemightyBank,howagreeableitwouldbetohaveanhour'sgardeningthere,withabrightcoppershovel,amongthemoney,stillshewasnotinanavariciousvein。
Muchimprovedinthatrespect,andwithcertainhalf-formedimageswhichhadlittlegoldintheircomposition,dancingbeforeherbrighteyes,shearrivedinthedrug-flavouredregionofMincingLane,withthesensationofhavingjustopenedadrawerinachemist'sshop。
Thecounting-houseofChicksey,Veneering,andStobbleswaspointedoutbyanelderlyfemaleaccustomedtothecareofoffices,whodroppeduponBellaoutofapublic-house,wipinghermouth,andaccountedforitshumidityonnaturalprincipleswellknowntothephysicalsciences,byexplainingthatshehadlookedinatthedoortoseewhato'clockitwas。Thecounting-housewasawall-
eyedgroundfloorbyadarkgateway,andBellawasconsidering,assheapproachedit,couldtherebeanyprecedentintheCityforhergoinginandaskingforR。Wilfer,whenwhomshouldshesee,sittingatoneofthewindowswiththeplate-glasssashraised,butR。Wilferhimself,preparingtotakeaslightrefection。
Onapproachingnearer,Belladiscernedthattherefectionhadtheappearanceofasmallcottage-loafandapennyworthofmilk。
Simultaneouslywiththisdiscoveryonherpart,herfatherdiscoveredher,andinvokedtheechoesofMincingLanetoexclaim'Mygraciousme!'
Hethencamecherubicallyflyingoutwithoutahat,andembracedher,andhandedherin。'Forit'safterhoursandIamallalone,mydear,'heexplained,'andamhaving——asIsometimesdowhentheyareallgone——aquiettea。'
Lookingroundtheoffice,asifherfatherwereacaptiveandthishiscell,Bellahuggedhimandchokedhimtoherheart'scontent。
'Ineverwassosurprised,mydear!'saidherfather。'Icouldn'tbelievemyeyes。Uponmylife,Ithoughttheyhadtakentolying!
TheideaofyourcomingdowntheLaneyourself!Whydidn'tyousendthefootmandowntheLane,mydear?'
'Ihavebroughtnofootmanwithme,Pa。'
'Ohindeed!Butyouhavebroughttheelegantturn-out,mylove?'
'No,Pa。'
'Younevercanhavewalked,mydear?'
'Yes,Ihave,Pa。'
Helookedsoverymuchastonished,thatBellacouldnotmakeuphermindtobreakittohimjustyet。
'Theconsequenceis,Pa,thatyourlovelywomanfeelsalittlefaint,andwouldverymuchliketoshareyourtea。'
Thecottageloafandthepennyworthofmilkhadbeensetforthonasheetofpaperonthewindow-seat。Thecherubicpocket-knife,withthefirstbitoftheloafstillonitspoint,laybesidethemwhereithadbeenhastilythrowndown。Bellatookthebitoff,andputitinhermouth。'Mydearchild,'saidherfather,'theideaofyourpartakingofsuchlowlyfare!Butatleastyoumusthaveyourownloafandyourownpenn'orth。Onemoment,mydear。TheDairyisjustoverthewayandroundthecorner。'
RegardlessofBella'sdissuasionsheranout,andquicklyreturnedwiththenewsupply。'Mydearchild,'hesaid,ashespreaditonanotherpieceofpaperbeforeher,'theideaofasplendid——!'andthenlookedatherfigure,andstoppedshort。
'What'sthematter,Pa?'
'——ofasplendidfemale,'heresumedmoreslowly,'puttingupwithsuchaccommodationasthepresent!——Isthatanewdressyouhaveon,mydear?'
'No,Pa,anoldone。Don'tyourememberit?'
'Why,ITHOUGHTIrememberedit,mydear!'
'Youshould,foryouboughtit,Pa。'
'Yes,ITHOUGHTIboughtitmydear!'saidthecherub,givinghimselfalittleshake,asiftorousehisfaculties。
'Andhaveyougrownsoficklethatyoudon'tlikeyourowntaste,Padear?'
'Well,mylove,'hereturned,swallowingabitofthecottageloafwithconsiderableeffort,foritseemedtostickbytheway:'Ishouldhavethoughtitwashardlysufficientlysplendidforexistingcircumstances。'
'Andso,Pa,'saidBella,movingcoaxinglytohissideinsteadofremainingopposite,'yousometimeshaveaquietteahereallalone?
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