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  Andtheneverythinghadgonebadlywithhimsincehismarriage。
  Hewasapt,whenthinkingoverhisaffairs,toattributeallthistothefearsandhesitationandparsimonyofSextyParker。NoneofhislateventureswithSextyParkerhadbeensuccessful。AndnowSextywasinabadcondition,veryviolent,drinkinghard,declaringhimselftobearuinedman,andswearingthatifthisandthatwerenotdonehewouldhavebitterrevenge。Sextystillbelievedinthewealthofhispartner’sfather-in-law,andstillhadsomehopeofsalvationfromthatsource。Lopezwoulddeclaretohim,anduptothisverytimeperseveredinprotesting,thatsalvationwouldbefoundinBios。IfSextywouldonlyrisktwoorthreethousandpoundsmoreuponBios,——orhiscredittothatamountfailingtheimmediatemoney,——thingsmightstillberight。’Biosbed-d,’saidSexty,utteringastringofheavyimprecations。Onthatmorning,hehadbeentrustingtonativeproduceratherthantothenewAfricanspirit。Butnow,astheGuatemalaschemereallytookformandloomedonLopez’seyesightasathingthatmightbereal,heendeavouredtokeepoutofSexty’sway。Butinvain,SextytoohadheardofGuatemala,andinhismiseryhuntedLopezaboutthecity。’ByG-,Ibelieveyou’reafraidtocometoLittleTankardYard,’hesaidonday,havingcaughthisvictimundertheequestrianstatueinfrontoftheExchange。
  ’WhatisthegoodofmycomingwhenyouwilldonothingwhenIamthere?’
  ’I’lltellwhatitis,Lopez,——you’renotgoingoutofthecountryaboutthisminingbusiness,ifIknowit。’
  ’WhosaidIwas?’
  ’I’llputaspokeinyourwheelthere,myman。I’llgiveawrittenaccountofthedealingsbetweenustotheDirectors。ByG-,theyshallknowtheirman。’
  ’You’reanass,Sexty,andalwayswere。Lookhere。IfIcancarryonasthoughIweregoingtothisplace,Icandraw5,000
  poundsfromoldWharton。Hehasalreadyofferedit。HehastreatedmewithastinginessthatIneverknewequalled。HadhedonewhatIhadarighttoexpect,youandIwouldhavebeenrichmennow。ButatlastIhavegotaholduponhimto5,000pounds。
  AsyouandIstand,prettynearlythewholeofthatwillgotoyou。Butdon’tyouspoilitallbymakinganassofyourself。’
  Sexty,whowasthreepartsdrunk,lookedupintohisfaceforafewseconds,andthenmadehisreply。’I’md-difIbelieveawordofit。’UponthatLopezaffectedtolaugh,andthenmadehisescape。
  Allthis,asIhavesaid,didnottendtomakehislifehappy。
  Thoughhehadimpudenceenough,andcallousnessofconscienceenoughtogethisbillspaidbyMrWhartonasoftenashecould,hewasnotquiteeasyinhismindwhilehewasdoingso。Hisambitionhadneverbeenhigh,butithadsoaredhigherthanthat。
  Hehadhadgreathopes。Hehadlivedwithsomehighpeople。Hehaddinedwithlordsandladies。HehadbeentheguestofaDuchess。Hehadmarriedthedaughterofagentleman。HehadnearlybeenamemberofParliament。Hestillbelongedtowhatheconsideredtobeafirst-rateclub。FromagreataltitudehelookeddownuponSextyParkerandmenofSexty’sclass,becauseofhissocialsuccesses,andbecauseheknewhowtotalkandtolooklikeagentleman。Itwasunpleasanttohim,therefore,tobedriventothelifehewasnowliving。AndtheideaofgoingtoGuatemalaandburyinghimselfinamineinCentralAmericawasnottohimahappyidea。Inspiteofallthathehaddonehehadstillsomehopethathemightavoidthebanishment。HehadspokenthetruthtoSextyParkerinsayingthatheintendedtogetthe5,000poundsfromMrWhartonwithoutthatterriblepersonalsacrifice,thoughhehadhardlyspokenthetruthwhenheassuredhisfriendthatthegreaterportionofthatmoneywouldgotohim。Thereweremanyschemesfluctuatingthroughhisbrain,andallaccompaniedbymanydoubts。IfhecouldgetMrWharton’smoneybygivinguphiswife,shouldheconsenttogiveherup?Ineithercaseshouldhestayorshouldhego?ShouldherunonefurthergreatchancewithBios,——andifso,bywhoseassistance?Andifheshouldatleastdecidethathewoulddosobytheaidofacertainfriendthatwasyetlefttohim,shouldhethrowhimselfatthatfriend’sfeet,thefriendbeingalady,andproposetodeserthiswifeandbegintheworldagainwithher?Fortheladyinquestionwasaladyinpossession,ashebelieved,ofverylargemeans。Orshouldhecuthisthroatandhavedonewithallhistroubles,acknowledgingtohimselfthathiscareerhadbeenafailure,andthat,therefore,itmightbebroughtwithadvantagetoanend?’Afterall,’saidhetohimself,’thatmaybethebestwayofwindingupabankruptconcern。’
  OuroldfriendLadyEustace,inthesedays,livedinaverysmallhouseinaverysmallstreetborderinguponMayfair。butthestreet,thoughverysmall,andhavingdisagreeablerelationswithamews,stillhadanairoffashionaboutit。Andwithherlivedthewidow,MrsLeslie,whohadintroducedMrsDickRoby,andthroughMrsRoby,toFerdinandLopez。LadyEustacewasintheenjoymentofahandsomeincome,asIhopethatsomeofmyreadersmayremember,——andthisincome,duringthelastyearortwo,shehadlearnedtofoster,ifnotwithmuchdiscretion,atanyratewithgreatzeal。Duringhershortlifeshehadhadmanyaspirations。Love,poetry,sport,religion,fashion,Bohemianismhadallbeentried。butineachcrisistherehadbeenacertaincareforwealthwhichhadsavedherfromthefollyofsquanderingwhatshehadwonbyherearlyenergiesinthepursuitofherthenprevailingpassion。Shehadgivenhermoneytonolover,hadnotlostitonrace-courses,orinbuildingchurches,——norevenhadshemateriallydamagedherresourcesbyservantsandequipages。
  Atthepresenttimeshewasstillyoung,andstillpretty,——
  thoughherhairandcomplexiontookrathermoretimethaninthedayswhenshewonSirFlorianEustace。Shestilllikedalover,——orperhapstwo,——thoughshehadthoroughlyconvincedherselfthatalovermaybeboughttoodear。Shecouldstillrideahorse,thoughhuntingregularlywastooexpensiveforher。Shecouldtalkofreligionifshecouldfindherselfclosetoawell-
  got-upclergyman,——beingquiteindifferentastothedenominationofthereligion。Butperhapsawilddashforatimeintofastvulgaritywaswhatinherheartofheartsshelikedbest,——onlythatitwassodifficulttoenjoythepleasureswithoutriskoflosingeverything。Andthen,togetherwiththesepassions,andperhapsabovethemall,therehadlatelysprungupintheheartofLadyEustaceadesiretomultiplyhermeansbysuccessfulspeculation。ThiswasthefriendwithwhomFerdinandLopezhadlatelybecomeintimate,andbywhoseaidhehopedtoextricatehimselffromsomeofhisdifficulties。
  PoorashewashehadcontrivedtobribeMrsLesliebyhandsomepresentsoutofBondStreet——for,ashestilllivedinManchesterSquare,andwastheundoubtedson-in-lawofMrWharton,hiscreditwasnotaltogethergone。Inthegivingofthesegiftsnopurportwas,ofcourse,named,butMrsLesliewasprobablyawarethathergoodwordwithherfriendwasexpected。
  ’IonlyknowwhatIusedtohearfromMrsRoby,’MrsLesliehadsaidtoherfriend。’HewasmixedupwithHunky’speople,whorollinmoney。OldWhartonwouldn’thavegivenhimhisdaughterifhehadnotbeendoingwell。’
  ’It’sveryhardtobesure,’saidLizzieEustace。
  ’Helookslikeamanwho’dknowhowtofeatherhisownnest,’
  saidMrsLeslie。’Don’tyouthinkhe’sveryhandsome?’
  ’Idon’tknowthathe’slikelytodothebetterforthat。’
  ’Well。no。buttherearemenofwhomyouaresure,whenyoulookatthem,thatthey’llbesuccessful。Idon’tsupposehewasanythingtobeginwith,butseewhereheisnow!’
  ’Ibelieveyouareinlovewithhim,mydear,’saidLizzieEustace。
  ’Notexactly。Idon’tknowthathehasgivenmeanyprovocation。
  ButIdon’tseewhyawomanshouldn’tbeinlovewithhimifshelikes。Heisdealnicerthanthosefair-headedmenwhohaven’tgotawordtosaytoyou,andyetlookasthoughyououghttojumpdowntheirmouths:——likethatfellowyouweretryingtotalktolastnight,——thatMrFletcher。Hecouldjustjerkoutthreewordsatatime,andyethewasproudasLucifer。Ilikeamanwhoifhelikesmeisneitherashamednorafraidtosayso。’
  ’There’saromancethere,youknow。MrFletcherwasinlovewithEmilyWharton,andshethrewhimoverforFerdinandLopez。Theysayhehasnotheldhisheadupsince。’
  ’Shewasquiteright,’saidMrsLeslie。’Butsheisoneofthosestiff-neckedcreatureswhoaresetupwithpridethoughtheyhavenothingtobeproudof。Isupposeshehadalotofmoney。Lopezwouldneverhavetakenherwithout。’
  When,therefore,Lopezcalledonedayatthelittlehouseinthelittlestreethewasnotanunwelcomevisitor。MrsLesliewasinthedrawing-room,butsoonleftitafterhisarrival。Hehadoflatebeenoftenthere,andwhenheatonceintroducedthesubjectonwhichhewashimselfintentitwasnotunexpected。’Seventhousandfivehundredpounds!’saidLizzie,afterlisteningtothepropositionwhichhehadcometomake。’Thatisaverylargesumofmoney!’
  ’Yes——it’salargesumofmoney。It’salargeaffair。I’minittorathermorethanthat,Ibelieve。’
  ’Howareyougoingtogetpeopletodrinkit?’sheaskedafterapause。
  ’Bytellingthemthattheyoughttodrinkit。Advertiseit。Ithasbecomeacertaintynowthatifyouwillonlyadvertisesufficientlyyoumaymakeafortunebysellinganything。Onlytheinterestonthemoneyexpendedincreasesinsolargearatioinaccordancewiththemagnitudeoftheoperation!Ifyouspendafewhundredsinadvertisingyouthrowthemaway。Ahundredthousandpoundswelllaidoutmakesacertaintyofanything。’
  ’WhatamItogettoshowformymoney——Imeanimmediately,youknow?’
  ’RegisteredsharesintheCompany。’
  ’TheBiosCompany?’
  ’No——wedidproposetocallourselvesParkerandCo。,limited。
  Ithinkweshallchangethename。Theywillprobablyusemyname。LopezandCo。,limited。’
  ’Butit’sallforBios?’
  ’Ohyes——allforBios。’
  ’Andit’stocomefromCentralAfrica?’
  ’ItwillberectifiedinLondon,youknow。SomeEnglishspiritwillperhapsbemixed。ButImustnottellyouthesecretsofthetradetillyoujoinus。ThatBiosisdistilledfromthebarkoftheDuffer-treeisacertainty。’
  ’Haveyoudrankany?’
  ’I’vetastedit。’
  ’Isitnice?’
  ’Verynice——rathersweet,youknow,andwillbethebetterformixing。’
  ’Gin?’suggestedherladyship。
  ’Perhapsso,——orwhisky。IthinkImaysaythatyoucan’tdoverymuchbetterwithyourmoney。YouknowIwouldnotsaythistoyouwereitnottrue。InsuchamatterItreatyouasif,——
  asifyouweremysister。’
  ’Iknowhowgoodyouare,——butseventhousandfivehundred!I
  couldn’traisesomuchasthatjustatpresent。’
  ’Therearetobesixshares,’saidLopez,’making45,000poundscapital。Wouldyouconsenttotakeasharejointlywithme?
  Thatwouldbethreethousandsevenhundredandfifty。’
  ’Butyouhaveasharealready,’saidLizziesuspiciously。
  ’IshouldthendividethatwithMrParker。Weintendtoregisteratanyrateasmanyasninepartners。Wouldyouobjecttoholditwithme?’Lopez,asheaskedthisquestion,lookedatherasthoughhewereofferingherhalfhisheart。
  ’No,’saidLizzieslowly,’Idon’tsupposeIshouldobjecttothat。’
  ’IshouldbedoublyeagerabouttheaffairifIwereinpartnershipwithyou。’
  ’It’ssuchaventure。’
  ’Nothingventurenothinghave。’
  ’ButI’vegotsomethingasitis,MrLopez,andIdon’twanttoloseitall。’
  ’There’snochanceofthatifyoujoinus。’
  ’YouthinkBiosissosure?’
  ’Quitesafe,’saidLopez。
  ’Youmustgivemealittlemoretimetothinkaboutit,’saidLadyEustaceatlast,pantingwithanxiety,strugglingwithherself,anxiousfortheexcitementwhichwouldcometoherfromdealinginBios,butstillfearingtoriskthemoney。
  ThishadtakenplaceimmediatelyafterMrWharton’sofferofthe5,000poundsinmakingwhichhehadstipulatedthatEmilyshouldbeleftathome。Thenafewdayswentby,andLopezwaspressedforhismoney,attheofficeoftheSanJuanmine。Didheordidhenotmeantotakeuptheminingsharesallottedtohim?Ifhedidmeantodoso,hemustdoitatonce。Hesworebyallhisgodsthatofcoursehemeanttotakethemup。HadnotMrWhartonhimselfbeenattheoffice,sayingthatheintendedtopayforthem?Wasnotthatasufficientguarantee?TheyknewwellenoughthatMrWhartonwasamantowhomtheraisingof5,000
  poundscouldbeamatterofnodifficulty。Buttheydidnotknow,nevercouldknow,howimpossibleitwastogetanythingdonebyMrWharton。ButMrWhartonhadpromisedtopayfortheshares,andwhenmoneywasconcernedhiswordwouldsurelysuffice。MrHartlepod,backedbytwooftheDirectors,saidifthethingwastogoonatall,themoneymustreallybepaidatonce。Buttheconferencewasendedbyallowingthenewlocalmanageranotherfortnightinwhichtocompletethearrangement。
  Lopezallowedfourdaystopassby,duringeachofwhichhewasclosetedforatimewithLadyEustace,andthenmadeanattempttogetatMrWhartonthroughhiswife。’Yourfatherhassaidthathewillpaythemoneyforme,’saidLopez。
  ’Ifhehassaidithecertainlywilldoit。’
  ’Buthehaspromiseditontheconditionthatyoushouldremainathome。Doyouwishtodesertyourhusband?’Tothisshemadenoimmediateanswer。’Areyoualreadyanxioustoberidofme?’
  ’Ishouldprefertoremainathome,’shesaidinaverylowvoice。
  ’Thenyoudowishtodesertyourhusband?’
  ’Whatistheuseofallthis,Ferdinand?Youdonotloveme。
  YoudidnotmarrymebecauseIlovedyou。’
  ’ByheavenIdid——forthatandthatonly。’
  ’Andhowhaveyoutreatedme?’
  ’WhathaveIdonetoyou?’
  ’ButIdonotmeantomakeaccusations,Ferdinand。Ishouldonlyaddtoourmiseriesbythat。Weshouldbehappierapart。’
  ’NotI。Noristhatmyideaofmarriage。Tellyourfatherthatyouwishtogowithme,andthenhewillletushavethemoney。’
  ’Iwilltellhimnolie,Ferdinand。Ifyoubidmego,Iwillgo。
  WhereyoufindahomeImustfindonetooifitbeyourpleasuretotakeme。ButIwillnotaskmyfathertogiveyoumoneybecauseitismypleasuretogo。WereItosaysohewouldnotbelieveme。’
  ’Itisyouwhohavetoldhimtogiveitmeonlyontheconditionofyourstaying。’
  ’Ihavetoldhimnothing。HeknowsthatIdonotwishtogo。Hecannotbutknowthat。ButheknowsthatImeantogoifyourequireit。’
  ’Andyouwilldonothingforme?’
  ’Nothing——inregardtomyfather。’Heraisedhisfistwiththethoughtofstrikingher,andshesawthemotion。Buthisarmfellagaintohisside。Hehadnotquitecometothatyet。
  ’SurelyyouwillhavethecharitytotellmewhetherIamtogo,ifitbefixed,’shesaid。
  ’HaveInottoldyoutwentytimes?’
  ’Thenitisfixed。’
  Yes——itisfixed。Yourfatherwilltellyouaboutyourthings。
  Hehaspromisedsomebeggarlysum,——aboutasmuchasatallow-
  chandlerwouldgivehisdaughter。’
  ’Whateverhedoesformewillbesufficientforme。Iamnotafraidofmyfather,Ferdinand。’
  ’YoushallbeafraidofmebeforeIhavedonewithyou,’saidhe,leavingtheroom。
  Thenashesatathisclub,diningtherealone,therecameacrosshismindwhattheworldwouldbeliketohimifhecouldleavehiswifeathomeandtakeLizzieEustacewithhimtoGuatemala。
  Guatemalawasverydistant,anditwouldmatterlittletherewhetherthewomanhebroughtwithhimwashiswifeorno。Itwasclearenoughtohimthathiswifedesirednomoreofhiscompany。
  Whatweretheconventionsoftheworldtohim?Thisotherwomanhadmoneyatherowncommand。Hecouldnotmakeithisownbecausehecouldnotmarryher,buthefanciedthatitmightbepossibletobringhersofarunderhiscontrolastomakethemoneyalmostasgoodashisown。MrWharton’smoneywasveryhardtoreach,andwouldbeashardtoreach,——perhapsharder,——
  whenMrWhartonwasdead,asnow,duringhislife。Hehadsaidagooddealtotheladysincetheinterviewofwhichareporthasbeengiven。ShehaddeclaredherselftobeafraidofBios。ShedidnotintheleastdoubtthatgreatthingsmightbeultimatelydonewithBios,butshedidnotquiteseethewaywithhersmallcapital,——thushumblydidshespeakofherwealth,——tobeoneofthosewhoshouldtaketheinitiativeinthematter。Biosevidentlyrequiredagreatdealofadvertisement,andLizzieEustacehadashort-sightedobjectiontoexpendwhatmoneyshehadsavedonthehoardingsofLondon。ThenheopenedtoherthegloriesofGuatemala,notcontentinghimselfwithdescribingthecertaintyoftwentypercent,butenlargingontheluxurioushappinessoflifeinacountrysogolden,sogreen,sogorgeous,andsogrand。IthadbeentheveryappleoftheeyeoftheoldSpaniards。InGuatemala,hesaid,CortezandPizzarohadmetandembraced。TheymighthavedonesoforanythingasfarasLizzieEustaceknewtothecontrary。Andhereourherotookadvantageofhisname。DonDiegodiLopezhadbeenthefirsttoraisethebanneroffreedominGuatemalawhenthekingsofSpainbecametyrantstotheirAmericansubjects。Allisfairinloveandwar,andLizzieamidstthehardbusinessofherlifestilllovedadashofromance。Yet,hewasabouttochangethesceneandtryhisfortuneinthatgolden,green,andgorgeouscountry。’Youwilltakeyourwifeofcourse,’LadyEustacehadsaid。ThenLopezhadsmiled,andshrugginghisshouldershadlefttheroom。
  Itwascertainlythefactthatshecouldnoteathim。OthermenbeforeLopezhavehadtopickupwhatcouragetheycouldintheirattacksuponwomenbyrememberingthatfact。Shehadflirtedwithhiminaverypleasantway,mixingupherprettinessandherpercentagesinamannerthatwaspeculiartoherself。Hedidnotknowher,andheknewthathedidnotknowher——butstilltherewasthechance。Shehadthrownhiswifemorethanonceinhisface,afterthefashionwomendowhentheyarewooedbymarriedmensincethedaysofCleopatradownwards。Buthehadtakenthatsimplyasencouragement。Hehadalreadyletherknowthathiswifewasavixenwhotroubledhislife。Lizziehadgivenhimhersympathy,andhadalmostgivenhimatear。’ButIamnotamantobebroken-heartedbecauseIhavemadeamistake,’saidLopez。
  ’Marriagevowsareverywell,buttheyshallneverbindmetomisery。’’Marriagevowsarenotverywell。Theymaybeveryill,’Lizziehadreplied,rememberingcertainpassagesinherownlife。
  Therewasnodoubtabouthermoney,andcertainlyshecouldnoteathim。ThefortnightallowedhimbytheSanJuanCompanyhadnearlygonebywhenhecalledatthelittlehouseinthelittlestreet,resolvedtopushhisfortuneinthatdirectionwithoutfearandwithouthesitation。MrsLeslieagaintookherdeparture,leavingthemtogether,andLizzieallowedherfriendtogo,althoughthelastwordsthatLopezhadspokenhadbeen,ashethought,afairpreludetothewordsheintendedtospeakto-
  day。’Andwhatdoyouthinkofit?’hesaid,takingbothherhandsinhis。
  ’Thinkofwhat?’
  ’OfourSpanishventure。’
  ’HaveyougivenupBios,myfriend?’
  ’No。certainlynot,’saidLopez,seatinghimselfbesideher。’I
  havenottakentheotherhalfshare,butIhavekeptmyoldventureinthescheme。IbelieveinBios,youknow。’
  ’Ah——itisnicetobelieve。’
  ’ButIbelievemorefirmlyinthecountrytowhichIamgoing。’
  ’Youaregoingthen?’
  ’Yes。myfriend——Iamgoing。Theallurementsaretoostrongtoberesisted。Thinkofthatclimateandofthis。’HeprobablyhadnotheardofthemosquitoesofCentralAmericawhenhesospoke。’Rememberthatanincomethatgivesyoucomfortherewillthereproduceeveryluxurywhichwealthcanpurchase。Itistobeakingthere,ortobebutverycommonamongcommonershere。’
  ’AndyetEnglandisadearoldcountry。’
  ’Haveyoufounditso?Thinkofthewrongswhichyouhaveendured——oftheinjuriesyouhavesuffered。’
  ’Yesindeed。’ForLizzieEustacehadgonethroughharddaysinhertime。
  ’Icertainlywillflyfromsuchacountrytothosegoldenshoresonwhichmanmaybefreeandunshackled。’
  ’Andyourwife?’
  ’Oh,Lizzie!’ItwasthefirsttimehehadcalledherLizzie,andshewasapparentlyneithershockednorabashed。Perhapshethoughttoomuchofthis,notknowinghowmanymenhadcalledherLizzieinhertime。’Donotyouatleastunderstandthatamanorawomanmayundergoatie,andyetbejustifiedindisregardingitaltogether?’
  ’Ohyes——iftherehasbeenbigamy,ordivorce,oranythingofthatkind。’NowLizziehadconvictedhersecondhusbandofbigamy,andhadfreedherselfafterthatfashion。
  ’Toh——withtheirprurientlaws,’saidLopez,risingsuddenlyfromhischair。’IwillneitherappealtothemnorwillIobeythem。AndIexpectfromyouaslittlesubservienceasImyselfampreparedtopay。LizzyEustace,willyougowithmetothatlandofthesun,Wheretherageofthevulture,theloveoftheturtleNowmeltintosorrow,nowmaddentocrime?
  Willyoudaretoescapewithmefromthecoldconventionalities,fromthemiserablethraldomofthiscountryboundinswaddlingcloths?LizzieEustace,ifyouwillsaytheword,Iwilltakeyoutothatlandofglorioushappiness。’
  ButLizzieEustacehad4,000poundsayearandabalanceatherbanker’s。’MrLopez,’shesaid。
  ’Whatanswerhaveyoutomakeme?’
  ’MrLopez,Ithinkyoumustbeafool。’
  Hedidatlastsucceedingettinghimselfintothestreet,andatanyrateshehadnoteatenhim。
  CHAPTER55
  MRSPARKER’SSORROWS。
  TheendofFebruaryhadcome,andasfarasMrsLopezknewshewastostartforGuatemalainamonth’stime。Andyettherewassomuchindecisioninherhusband’smanner,andapparentlysolittledonebyhiminregardtopersonalpreparation,thatshecouldhardlybringherselftofeelcertainthatshewouldhavetomakethejourney。Fromdaytodayherfatherwouldaskherwhethershehadmadeherintendedpurchases,andshewouldtellhimthatshehadstillpostponedthework。Thenhewouldsaynomore,forhehimselfwashesitating,doubtfulwhathewoulddo,andstillthinkingthatwhenatlastthetimeshouldcome,hewouldbuyhisdaughter’sreleaseatanypricethatmightbedemanded。HehadseenLopezmorethanonce,andhadalsoseenMrHartlepod。MrHartlepodhadsimplytoldhimthathewouldbeveryhappytoregisterthesharesonbehalfofLopezassoonasthemoneywaspaid。Lopezhadbeenalmostinsolentinhisbearing。’DidMrWhartonthink,’heasked,’thathewasgoingtosellhiswifefor5,000pounds?’’Ithinkyouwillhavetoraiseyouroffer,’MrWalkerhadsaidtoMrWharton。Thatwasallverywell。MrWhartonwaswillingenoughtoraisetheoffer。HewouldhavedoubledtheoffercouldhetherebyhavesecuredtheannihilationofLopez。’Iwillraiseitifhewillgowithouthiswife,andgiveherawrittenassurancethathewouldnevertroubleheragain。’ButthearrangementwasonewhichMrWalkerfounditverydifficulttocarryout。SothingswentontilltheendofFebruaryhadcome。
  AndduringallthistimeLopezwasstillaresidentinMrWharton’shouse。’Papa,’shesaidtohimoneday,’thisisthecruellestthingofall。Whydon’tyoutellhimhemustgo?’
  ’Becausehewouldtakeyouwithhim。’
  ’Itwouldbebetterso。Icouldcomeandseeyou。’
  ’Ididtellhimtogo——inmypassion。Irepentedofitinstantly,becauseIshouldhavelostyou。Butwhatdidmytellingmattertohim?Hewasveryindignant,andyetheisstillhere。’
  ’Youtoldhimtogo?’
  ’Yes——butIamgladthathedidnotobeyme。Theremustbeanendofitsoon,Isuppose。’
  ’Idonotknow,papa。’
  ’Doyouthinkhewillnotgo?’
  ’IfeelthatIknownothing,papa。Youmustnotlethimstayalways,youknow。’
  ’Andwhatwillbecomeofyouwhenhegoes?’
  ’Imustgowithhim。Whyshouldyoubesacrificedalso?Iwilltellhimthathemustleavethehouse。Iamnotafraidofhim,papa。’
  ’Notyet,mydear——notyet。Wewillsee。’
  AtthistimeLopezdeclaredhispurposeonedayofdiningattheProgress,andMrWhartontookadvantageoftheoccasiontoremainathomewithhisdaughter。Everettwasnowexpected,andtherewasaprobabilitythathemightcomeonthisevening。MrWhartonthereforereturnedfromhischambersearly。butwhenhereachedthehousehewastoldthattherewasawomaninthedining-roomwithMrsLopez。Theservantdidnotknowwhatwoman。ShehadaskedtoseeMrsLopez,andMrsLopezhadgonedowntoher。
  Thewomaninthedining-roomwasMrsParker。Shehadcalledatthehouseabouthalf-pastfive,andEmilyhadatoncecomedownwhensummonedbytidingsthataladywantedtoseeher。
  Servantshaveawayofannouncingawomanalady,whichclearlyexpressestheirownopinionthatthepersoninquestionwasnotalady。Soithadbeenonthepresentoccasion,butMrsLopezhadatoncegonetohervisitor。’Oh,MrsParker,Iamsogladtoseeyou。Ihopeyouarewell。’
  ’Indeedthen,MrsLopez,Iamveryfarfromwell。Nopoorwoman,whoisthemotheroffivechildren,waseverfartherfrombeingwellthanIam。’
  ’Isanythingwrong?’
  ’Wrong,ma’am。Everythingiswrong。WhenisMrLopezgoingtopaymyhusbandallthemoneyhehastookfromhim?’
  ’Hashetakenmoney?’
  ’Taken!hehastakeneverything。Hehasshornmyhusbandasbareasaboard。We’reruined,MrsLopez,andit’syourhusbandhasdoneit。WhenwewereatDovercourt,Itoldyouhowitwasgoingtobe。Hisbusinesshaslefthim,andnowthereisnothing。Whatarewetodo?’Thewomanwasseatedonachair,leaningforwardwithhertwohandsonherknees。Thedaywaswet,thestreetswerehalfmudandhalfsnow,andthepoorwoman,whohadmadeherwaythroughtheslush,wassoiledandwet。’I
  looktoyoutotellmewhatmeandmychildrenistodo。He’syourhusband,MrsLopez。’
  ’Yes,MrsParker,heismyhusband。’
  ’Whycouldn’theletSextyalone?Whyshouldthelikeofhimbetakingthebreadoutofmychildren’smouths?Whathadweeverdonetohim?You’rerich。’
  ’IndeedIamnot,MrsParker。’
  ’Yes,youare。You’relivinghereinagrandhouse,andyourfather’smadeofmoney。You’llknownothingofwant,lettheworstcometotheworst。Whatarewetodo,MrsLopez?I’mthewifeofthatpoorcreature,andyou’rethewifeofthemanthathasruinedhim。Whatarewetodo,MrsLopez?’
  ’Idonotunderstandmyhusband’sbusiness,MrsParker。’
  ’You’reonewithhim,ain’tyou?Ifanybodyhasevercometomeandsaidmyhusbandhadrobbedhim,I’dneverhavestoppedtillI
  knewthetruthofit。IfanywomanhadeversaidtomethatParkerhadtakenthebreadoutofherchildren’smouths,doyouthinkthatI’dsitasyouaresitting?ItellthatLopezhasrobbedus,——hasrobbedus,andtakeneverything。’
  ’WhatcanIsay,MrsParker——whatcanIdo?’
  ’Whereishe?’
  ’Heisnothere。Heisdiningathisclub。’
  ’Whereisthat?Iwillgothereandshamehimbeforethemall。
  Don’tyoufeelnoshame?Becauseyou’vegotthingscomfortablehere,Isupposeit’sallnothingtoyou。Youdon’tcare,thoughmychildrenwerestarvinginthegutter,——astheywilldo。’
  ’Ifyouknewme,MrsParker,youwouldn’tspeaktomelikethat。’
  ’Knowyou!OfcourseIknowyou。You’realady,andyourfather’sarichman,andyourhusbandthinksnoendofhimself。
  Andwe’repoorpeople,soitdon’tmatterwhetherwe’rerobbedandruinedornot。That’saboutit。’
  ’IfIhadanything,I’dgiveyouallthatIhad。’
  ’Andhe’stakentodrinkingthathardthathe’sneverrightlysoberfrommorningtonight。’Asshetoldthisstoryofherhusband’sdisgrace,thepoorwomanburstintotears。’Who’stotrusthimwithbusinessnow?He’sthatbroken-heartedthathedon’tknowwhichwaytoturn,——onlytothebottle。AndLopezhasdoneitall,——doneitall!Ihaven’tgotafather,ma’am,whohasgotahouseoverhisheadformeandmybabies。Onlythinkifyouwasturnedoutintothestreetwithyourbaby,asI
  amliketobe。’
  ’Ihavenobaby,’saidthewretchedwomanthroughhertearsandsobs。
  ’Haven’tyou,MrsLopez?Ohdear!’exclaimedthesoft-heartedwoman,reducedatoncetopity。’Howwasitthen?’
  ’Hedied,MrsParker,——justafewdaysafterhewasborn。’
  ’Didhenow?Well,well。Weallhaveourtroubles,Isuppose。’
  ’Ihavemine,Iknow,’saidEmily,’andvery,veryheavytheyare。IcannottellyouwhatIhavehadtosuffer。’
  ’Isn’thegoodtoyou?’
  ’Icannottalkaboutit,MrsParker。Whatyoutellmeaboutyourselfhasaddedgreatlytomysorrows。Myhusbandistalkingofgoingaway——toliveoutofEngland。’
  ’Yes,ataplacetheycall,——Iforgotwhattheycallit,butI
  heardit。’
  ’Guatemala,——inAmerica。’
  ’Iknow。Sextytoldme。Hehasnobusinesstogoanywhere,whileheowesSextysuchalotofmoney。Hehastakeneverything,andnowheisgoingtoKattymaly!’AtthismomentMrWhartonknockedatthedoorandenteredtheroom。AshedidsoMrsParkergotupandcurtsied。
  ’Thisismyfather,MrsParker,’saidEmily。’Papa,thisisMrsParker。SheisthewifeofMrParker,whoisFerdinand’spartner。Shehascomeherewithbadnews。’
  ’Verybadnews,indeed,sir,’saidMrsParker,curtseyingagain。
  MrWhartonfrowned,notasbeingangrywiththewoman,butfeelingthatsomefurtherhorrorwastobetoldhimofhisson-
  in-law。’Ican’thelpcoming,sir,’continuedMrsParker。
  ’WhereamItogoifIdon’tcome?MrLopez,sir,hasruinedusrootandbranch,——rootandbranch。’
  ’Thatatanyrateisnotmyfault,’saidMrWharton,’Butsheishiswife,sir。WhereamItogoifnottowherehelives?AmItoputupwitheverythinggone,andmypoorhusbandintherightwaytogotoBedlam,andnottosayawordaboutittothegrandrelationsofhimwhodiditall?’
  ’Heisabadman,’saidMrWharton。’Icannotmakehimotherwise。’
  ’Willhedonothingforus?’
  ’IwilltellyouallIknowabouthim。’ThenMrWhartondidtellherallthatheknew,astotheappointmentatGuatemalaandtheamountofsalarywhichwastobeattachedtoit。’Whetherhewilldoanythingforyou,Icannotsay——Ishouldthinknot,unlesshebeforced。IshouldadviseyoutogototheofficesoftheCompanyinColemanStreetandtrytomakesometermsthere。
  ButIfear,——Ifearthatitwillallbeuseless。’
  ’Thenwemaystarve。’
  ’Itisnotherfault,’saidMrWharton,pointingtohisdaughter。
  ’Shehashadnohandinit。Sheknowslessofitthanyoudo。’
  ’Itismyfault,’saidEmily,burstingoutinself-reproach,——
  ’myfaultthatImarriedhim。’
  ’WhethermarriedorsinglehewouldhavepreyeduponMrParkertothesameextent。’
  ’Likeenough,’saidthepoorwife。’He’dpreyuponanybodyashecouldgetholdof。Andso,MrWharton,youthinkthatyoucandonothingforme。’
  ’IfyourwantbeimmediateIcanrelieveit,’saidthebarrister。
  MrsParkerdidnotliketheideaofacceptingdirectcharity,but,nevertheless,ongoingawaydidtakethefivesovereignswhichMrWhartonofferedtoher。
  Aftersuchaninterviewasthattheeveningbetweenthefatherandthedaughterwasnotveryhappy。Shewaseatenupbyremorse。Graduallyshehadlearnedhowfrightfulwasthethingshehaddoneingivingherselftoamanofwhomshehadknownnothing。Anditwasnotonlythatshehaddegradedherselfbylovingsuchaman,butthatshehadbeenpersistentinclingingtohimthoughherfatherandallhisfriendshadtoldherofthedangerwhichshewasrunning。Andnowitseemedthatshehaddestroyedherfatheraswellasherself!Allthatshecoulddowastobepersistentinherprayerthathewouldlethergo。’I
  havedoneit,’shesaidthatnight,’andIcouldbearitbetter,ifyouwouldletmebearitalone。’Butheonlykissedher,andsobbedoverher,andheldherclosetohisheartwithhisclingingarms,——inamannerinwhichhehadneverheldherintheiroldhappydays。
  HetookhimselftohisownroomsbeforeLopezreturned,butsheofcoursehadtobearherhusband’spresence。Asshehaddeclaredtoherfathermorethanonce,shewasnotafraidofhim。
  Eventhoughheshouldstrikeher,——thoughheshouldkillher,——
  shewouldnotbeafraidofhim。Hehadalreadydoneworsetoherthananythingthatcouldfollow。’MrsParkerhasbeenhereto-
  day,’shesaidtohimthatnight。
  ’AndwhatdidMrsParkerhavetosay?’
  ’Thatyouruinedherhusband。’
  ’Exactly。Whenamanspeculatesanddoesn’twinofcoursehethrowstheblameonsomeoneelse。Andwhenheistoomuchofacurtocomehimself,hesendshiswife。’
  ’Shesaysyouowehimmoney。’
  ’Whatbusinesshaveyoutolistentowhatshesays?Ifshecomesagain,donotseeher。Doyouunderstandme?’
  ’Yes,Iunderstand。Shesawpapaalso。Ifyouowehimmoney,shoulditnotbepaid?’
  ’Mydearestlove,everybodywhoowesanythingtoanybodyshouldalwayspayit。Thatissoself-evidentthatonewouldalmostsupposethatitmightbeunderstoodwithoutbeingenunciated。
  Butthevirtueofpayingdebtsisincompatiblewithanabsenceofmoney。Now,ifyouplease,wewillnotsayanythingmoreaboutMrsParker。Sheisnotatanyrateafitcompanionforyou。’
  ’Itwasyouwhointroducedher。’
  ’Holdyourtongueabouther,——andletthatbeanendofit。I
  littleknewwhataworldoftormentIwaspreparingformyselfwhenIallowedyoutocomeandliveinyourfather’shouse。’
  CHAPTER56
  WHATTHEDUCHESSTHOUGHTOFHERHUSBAND。
  WhenthesessionbeganitwasunderstoodinthepoliticalworldthataverystrongoppositionwastobeorganizedagainsttheGovernmentundertheguidanceofSirOrlandoDrought,andthatthegreatsintobeimputedtotheCabinetwasanutterindifferencetothesafetyandhonourofGreatBritain,asmanifestedbytheirneglectofthenavy。AlltheworldknewthatSirOrlandohaddesertedtheCoalitionbecausehewasnotallowedtobuildnewships,andofcourseSirOrlandowouldmakethemostofhisgrievance。WithhimwasjoinedMrBoffin,thepatrioticConservativewhohadneverlistenedtothevoiceoftheseducer,andthestaunchremainderoftheToryparty。AndwiththemthemoreviolentoftheRadicalswerepreparedtoact,notdesirous,indeed,thatnewshipsshouldbebuilt,orthataConservativeGovernmentshouldbeestablished,——or,indeed,thatanythingshouldbedone,——butanimatedbyintensedisgustthatsomildapoliticianastheDukeofOmniumshouldbePrimeMinister。Thefightbeganatonce,SirOrlandoobjectingviolentlytocertainpassagesintheQueen’sSpeech。Itwasallverywelltosaythatthecountrywasatpresentatpeacewithalltheworld。buthowwaspeacetobemaintainedwithoutafleet?ThenSirOrlandopaidagreatmanycomplimentstotheDuke,andendedhisspeechbydeclaringhimtobethemostabsolutelyfaineantministerthathaddisgracedthecountrysincetheDukeofNewcastle。MrMonkdefendedtheCoalition,andassuredtheHousethatthenavywasnotonlythemostpowerfulnavyexisting,butthatitwasthemostpowerfulthateverhadexistedinthepossessionofthisoranyothercountry,andwasprobablyinabsoluteefficiencysuperiortothecombinednaviesofalltheworld。TheHousewasnotshockedbystatementsabsolutelyatvariancewitheachother,comingfromtwogentlemenwhohadlatelybeenmembersofthesameGovernment,andwhomustbesupposedtoknowwhattheyaretalkingabout,butseemedtothinkthatuponthewholeSirOrlandohaddonehisduty。Forthoughtherewascompleteconfidenceinthenavyasanavy,andthoughaverysmallminoritywouldhavevotedforanyconsiderablyincreasedexpense,stillitwaswellthatthereshouldbeanopposition。Andhowcantherebeanoppositionwithoutasubjectforgrumbling,——
  somematteronwhichaministercanbeattacked?NoonereallythoughtthatthePrussiansandFrenchcombinedwouldinvadeourshoresanddevastateourfields,andplunderLondon,andcarryourdaughtersawayintocaptivity。Thestateofthefundsshowedveryplainlythattherewasnosuchfear。Butagoodcrywasaverygoodthing,——anditisalwayswelltorubuptheofficialsoftheAdmiraltybyalittlewholesomeabuse。SirOrlandowasthoughttohavedonehisbusinesswell。Ofcoursehedidnotriskadivisionupontheaddress。Hadhedonesohewouldhavebeen’nowhere’。But,asitwas,hewasproudofhisachievement。
  Theministersgenerallywouldhavebeenindifferenttotheveryhardwordsthatweresaidofthem,knowingwhattheywereworth,andfeelingawarethataministrywhichhadeverythingtooeasywasverysoreonthesubject。TheoldDuke’sworkatthistimeconsistedalmostalltogetherinnursingtheyoungerDuke。ItdidsometimesoccurtohiselderGracethatitmightbewelltolethisbrotherretire,andthataPrimeMinister,malgrelui,couldnotbeasuccessfulPrimeMinister,orausefulone。ButiftheDukeofOmniumwenttheCoalitionmustgotoo,andtheCoalitionhadbeentheoffspringoftheoldstatesman。ThecountrywasthrivingundertheCoalition,andtherewasnorealreasonwhyitshouldnotlastforthenexttenyears。Hecontinued,therefore,hissystemofcoddling,andwasreadyatanymoment,orateverymoment,topour,ifnotcomfort,atanyrateconsolationintotheearsofhisunhappyfriend。Inthepresentemergency,itwasthefalsehoodandgeneralbasenessofSirOrlandowhichnearlybroketheheartofthePrimeMinister。
  ’Howisonetolive,’hesaid,’ifonehastodowithmenofthatkind?’
  ’Butyouhaven’ttodowithhimanylonger,’saidtheDukeofStBungay。
  ’WhenIseeamanwhoissupposedtohaveearnedthenameofstatesman,andbeenhighinthecouncilsofhissovereign,inducedbypersonaljealousytodoasheisdoing,itmakesmefeelthatanhonestmanshouldnotplacehimselfwherehemayhavetodealwithsuchpersons。’
  ’Accordingtothatthehonestmenaretodeserttheircountryinorderthatthedishonestmenmayhaveeverythingtheirownway。’
  OurDukecouldnotanswerthis,andthereforeforthemomentheyielded。Buthewasunhappy,saturnine,andgenerallysilentexceptwhenclosetedwithhisancientmentor。Andheknewthathewassaturnineandsilent,andthatitbehovedhimasaleaderofmentobegenialandcommunicative,——listeningtocounselevenifhedidnotfollowit,andatanyrateappearingtohaveconfidenceinhiscolleagues。
  DuringthistimeMrSlidewasnotinactive,andinhisheartofheartsthePrimeMinisterwasmoreafraidofMrSlide’sattacksthanofthosemadeuponhimbySirOrlandoDrought。NowthatParliamentwassitting,andthemindsofmenwerestirredtopoliticalfeelingbytherenewedenergyoftheHouse,agreatdealwasbeingsaidinmanyquartersabouttheSilverbridgeelection。Thepapershadtakenthematterupgenerally,someaccusingthePrimeMinisterandsomedefending。Butthedefencewasalmostasunpalatabletohimastheaccusation。ItwasadmittedonallsidesthattheDuke,bothasapeerandasaPrimeMinister,shouldhaveabstainedfromanyinterferencewhateverintheelection。Anditwasalsoadmittedonallsidesthathehadnotsoabstained——iftherewasanytruthatallintheallegationthathehadpaidthemoneyforMrLopez。ButitwaspleadedonhisbehalfthattheDukeofOmniumhadalwaysinterferedinSilverbridge,andthatnoReformBillhadeverhadanyeffectinreducingtheirinfluenceinthatborough。FrequentallusionwasmadetothecautiousDod,who,yearafteryear,hadreportedthattheDukeofOmniumexercisedconsiderableinfluenceintheborough。AndthenthefriendlynewspaperswentontoexplainthattheDukehadinthisinstancestayedhishand,andthatthemoney,ifpaidatall,hadbeenpaidbecausethecandidatewhowastohavebeenhisnomineehadbeenthrownover,whentheDukeatthelastmomentmadeuphismindthathewouldabandontheprivilegewhichhadhithertobeenalwaysexercisedbytheheadofhisfamily,andwhichhadbeenexercisedmorethanonceortwiceinhisownfavour。ButMrSlide,dayafterday,repeatedhisquestion,’WewanttoknowwhetherthePrimeMinisterdidordidnotpaytheelectionexpensesofMrLopezatthelastSilverbridgeelection。andifso,whyhepaidthem。Weshallcontinuetoaskthisquestiontillithasbeenanswered,andwhenaskingitweagainsaythattheactualcorrespondenceonthesubjectbetweentheDukeandMrLopezisinourhands。’Andthen,afterawhile,allusionsweremadetotheDuchess,——forMrSlidehadlearnedallthefactsofthecasefromLopezhimself。
  WhenMrSlidefoundhowharditwas’todrawhisbadger’,asheexpressedhimselfconcerninghisownoperations,heatlastopenlyalludedtotheDuchess,runningtheriskofanypunishmentthatmightfalluponhimbyactionforlibelorbyseverereprehensionfromhiscolleaguesofthePress。’Wehaveasyet,’
  hesaid,’receivednoanswerstothequestionswhichwehavefeltourselvescalledupontoaskinreferencetotheconductofthePrimeMinisterattheSilverbridgeelection。Weareoftheopinionthatallinterferencebypeerswiththeconstituenciesofthecountryshouldbeputdownbythestronghandofthelawasthoroughlyandunmercifullyasweareputtingdownordinarybribery。ButwhentheoffendingpeerisalsothePrimeMinisterofthisgreatcountry,itbecomesdoublythedutyofthosewhowatchoverthepublicsafety,’——MrSlidealwaysspeaksofhimselfaswatchingoverthepublicsafety,——’toanimadvertuponhiscrimetillithasbeenassoiled,oratanyraterepented。
  Fromwhatwenowhearwehavereasontobelievethatthecrimeisacknowledged。HadthepaymentonbehalfofMrLopeznotbeenmade,——asitcertainlywasmade,orthelettersinourhandwouldbeimpudentforgeries,——thechargewouldlongsincehavebeendenied。Silenceinsuchamatteramountstoaconfession。
  ButweunderstandthattheDukeintendstoescapeunderthepleathathehasasecondself,powerfulasheistoexercisethebanefulinfluencewhichhisterritorialwealthunfortunatelygiveshim,butfortheactionsofwhichsecondselfhe,asaPeerofParliamentandasPrimeMinister,isnotresponsible。InotherwordsweareinformedthattheprivilegebelongingtothePalliserfamilyatSilverbridgewasexercised,notbytheDukehimself,butbytheDuchess——andthattheDukepaidthemoneywhenhefoundoutthattheDuchesshadpromisedmorethanshecouldperform。WeshouldhardlyhavethoughtthatevenamansonotoriouslyweakastheDukeofOmniumwouldhaveendeavouredtorideouttheresponsibilitybythrowingtheblameuponhiswife。
  buthewillcertainlyfindthattheattempt,ifmade,willfail。’
  ’AgainsttheDuchessherselfwewishtosaynotaword。Sheisknownasexercisingawideifnotdiscriminatehospitality。Webelievehertobeakind-hearted,bustling,ambitiouslady,towhomanylittlefaultsmaybeeasilyforgivenonaccountofhergood-natureandgenerosity。ButwecannotacceptherindiscretionasanexcuseforamostunconstitutionalactperformedbythePrimeMinisterofthiscountry。’
  LatterlytheDuchesshadtakenherowncopyofthePeople’sBanner。Sinceshehadfoundthosearoundherwereendeavouringtokeepfromherwhatwasbeingsaidofherhusbandinregardtotheborough,shehadbeendeterminedtoseeitall。Shethereforereadthearticlefromwhichtwoorthreeparagraphshavejustbeengiven,——andhavingreaditshehandedittoherfriendMrsFinn。’Iwonderthatyoutroubleyourselfwithsuchtrash,’herfriendsaidtoher。
  ’Thatisallverywell,mydear,foryou,butwepoorwretcheswhoaretheslavesofthepeoplehavetoregardwhatissaidofusinthePeople’sBanner。
  ’Itwouldbemuchbetterforyoutoneglectit。’
  ’Justasauthorsaretoldnottoreadthecriticisms——butI
  neverwouldbelieveanyauthorwhotoldmethathedidn’treadwhatwassaidabouthim。IwonderwhenthemanfoundoutthatI
  wasgood-natured。Hewouldn’tfindmegood-naturedifIcouldgetholdofhim。’
  ’Youarenotgoingtoallowittotormentyou?’
  ’Formyownsake,notamoment。IfancythatifImightbepermittedtohavemyownway,Icouldanswerhimveryeasily。
  Indeedwiththesedregsofthenewspapers,thesegutter-
  slanderers,ifonewouldbeopenandsayallthetruthaloudwhatwouldonehavetofear?Afterall,whatisitthatIdid?I
  disobeyedmyhusbandbecauseIthoughtthathewastooscrupulous。Letmesayasmuch,outloudtothepublic,——sayingalsothatIamsorryforit,asIam,——andwhowouldbeagainstme?Whowouldhaveawordtosayafterthat?IshouldbethemostpopularwomaninEnglandforamonth,——and,asregardsPlantagenet,MrSlideandhisarticleswouldallsinkintosilence。Buteventhoughheweretocontinuethisfromdaytodayforatwelvemonthitwouldnothurtme,——butthenIknowhowitscorcheshim。Thismentionofmynamewillmakeitmoreintolerabletohimthanever。Idoubtthatyouknowhimevenyet。’
  ’IthoughtthatIdid。’
  ’Thoughinmannerheisasdryasastick,thoughallhispursuitsareoppositetotheveryideaofromance,thoughhepasseshisdaysandnightsthinkinghowhemaytakeahalfpennyinthepoundoffthetaxesofthepeoplewithoutrobbingtherevenue,thereisadashofchivalryabouthimworthyoftheoldpoets。Tohimawoman,particularlyhisownwoman,isathingsofineandsopreciousthatthewindsofheavenshouldhardlybeallowedtoblowuponher。Hecannotbeartothinkthatpeopleshouldeventalkofhiswife。Andyet,heavenknows,poorfellow,Ihavegivenpeopleoccasionenoughtotalkofme。Andhehasamuchhigherchivalrythanthatoftheoldpoets。They,ortheirheroes,watchedtheirwomenbecausetheydidnotwanttohavetroubleaboutthem,——shutthemupincastles,kepttheminignorance,andheldthemasfarastheycouldoutofharm’sway。’
  ’Ihardlythinktheysucceeded,’saidMrsFinn。
  ’Butinpureselfishnesstheytriedalltheycould。Butheistooproudtowatch。IfyouandIwerehatchingtreasonagainsthiminthedark,andchancebroughthimthere,hewouldstophisearswithhisfingers。Heisalltrust,evenwhenheknowsthatheisbeingdeceived。Heishonourcompletefromheadtofoot。
  Ah,itwasbeforeyouknewmewhenItriedhimthehardest。I
  nevercouldquitetellyouthestory,andIwon’ttryitnow。buthebehavedlikeagod。IcouldnevertellhimwhatIfelt,——butIfeltit。’
  ’Yououghttolovehim。’
  ’Ido——butwhat’stheuseofit?Heisagod,butIamnotagoddess——andthen,thoughheisagod,heisadry,silent,uncongenialanduncomfortablegod。Itwouldhavesuitedmemuchbettertohavemarriedasinner。ButthenthesinnerthatI
  wouldhavemarriedwassoirredeemableascapegrace。’
  ’Idonotbelieveinawomanmarryingabadmaninthehopeofmakinghimgood。’
  ’Especiallynotwhenthewomanisnaturallyinclinedtoevilherself。Itwillhalfkillhimwhenhereadsallthisaboutme。
  Hehasreaditalready,andithasalreadyhalfkilledhim。FormyselfIdonotminditintheleast,butforhissakeIminditmuch。Itwillrobhimofhisonlypossibleanswertotheaccusation。Theverythingwhichthiswretchinthenewspapersayshewillsay,andthathewillbedisgracedbysayingit,istheverythingthatheoughttosay。Andtherewouldbenodisgraceinit,——beyondwhatImightwellbearformylittlefault,andwhichIcouldbearsoeasily。’
  ’Shallyouspeaktohimaboutit?’
  ’No。Idarenot。Inthismatterithasgonebeyondspeaking。I
  supposehedoestalkitoverwiththeoldDuke。buthewillsaynothingtomeaboutit,——unlessheweretotellmethathehadresigned,andthatweweretostartoffandliveatMatchingforthenexttenyears。IwassoproudwhentheymadehimPrimeMinister,butIthinkthatIambeginningtoregretitnow。’
  Thentherewasapause,andtheDuchesswenton,withhernewspapers。butshesoonresumedherdiscourse。Herheartwasfull,andoutofafullheartthemouthspeaks。’TheyshouldhavemademePrimeMinister,andhavelethimbeChancelloroftheExchequer。IbegintoseethewaysofGovernmentnow。I
  couldhavedoneallthedirtywork。Icouldhavegivenawaygartersandribbons,andmademybargainswhilegivingthem。I
  couldselectsleek,easybishopswhowouldn’tbetroublesome。I
  couldgivepensionsorwithholdthem,andmakethestupidmenintopeers。Icouldhavethebignoblemenatmyfeet,prayingtobeLieutenantsofCounties。Icoulddoleoutsecretaryshipsandlordships,andneveraonewithoutgettingsomethinginreturn。
  IcouldbrazenoutajobandletthePeople’sBannerandtheSlidesmaketheirworstofit。AndIthinkIcouldmakemyselfpopularwithmyparty,anddothehigh-flowingpatriotictalkforthebenefitoftheProvinces。Amanataregularofficehastowork。That’swhatPlantagenetisfitfor。Hewantsalwaystobedoingsomethingthatshallbereallyuseful,andamanhastotoilatthatandreallytoknowthings。ButaPrimeMinistershouldnevergobeyondgeneralitiesaboutcommerce,agriculture,peace,andgeneralphilanthropy。Ofcourseheshouldhavethegiftofthegab,andthatPlantagenethasn’tgot。Heneverwantstosayanythingunlesshehasgotsomethingtosay。IcoulddoaMansionHousedinnertoamarvel!’
  ’Idon’tdoubtthatyoucouldspeakatalltimes,LadyGlen。’
  ’Oh,IdosowishthatIhadtheopportunity,’saidtheDuchess。
  OfcoursetheDukehadreadthearticleintheprivacyofhisownroom,andofcoursethearticlehadnearlymaddenedhimwithangerandgrief。AstheDuchesshadsaid,thearticlehadtakenfromhimtheverygroundonwhichhisfriendshadtoldhimthathecouldstand。Hehadneverconsented,andneverwouldconsent,tolaytheblamepubliclyonhiswife。buthehadbeguntothinkthathemusttakenoticeofthechargemadeagainsthim,anddeputesomeonetoexplainforhimintheHouseofCommonsthattheinjuryhadbeendoneatSilverbridgebytheindiscretionofanagentwhohadnotfulfilledhisemployer’sintentions,andthattheDukehadthoughtitrightafterwardspaythemoneyinconsequenceoftheindiscretion。Hehadnotagreedtothis,buthadbroughthimselftothinkthathemustagreetoit。Butnow,ofcourse,thequestionswouldfollow:——Whowastheindiscreetagent?WastheDuchessthepersonforwhoseindiscretionshehadhadtopay500poundstoMrLopez?AndinthismatterdidhenotfindhimselfinaccordevenwithMrSlide?’WeshouldhardlyhavethoughtthatevenamansonotoriouslyweakastheDukeofOmniumwouldhaveendeavouredtorideoutoftheresponsibilitybythrowingtheblameonhiswife。’Hereadandrereadthosewordstillheknewthembyheart。ForafewmomentsitseemedtohimtobeanevilintheConstitutionthatthePrimeMinistershouldnothavethepowerofinstantlycrucifyingsofoulaslanderer——andyetitwastheverytruthofthewordsthatcrushedhim。Hewasweak,——hetoldhimself,——notoriouslyweak,itmustbe,anditwouldbemostmeaninhimtorideoutofresponsibilitybythrowingtheblameuponhiswife。Butwhatelsewashetodo?Thereseemedtohimtobebutonecourse,——
  togetupintheHouseofLordsanddeclaredthathepaidthemoneybecausehethoughtitrighttodounderthecircumstanceswhichhecouldnotexplain,andtodeclarethatitwasnothisintentiontosayanotherwordonthesubject,ortohaveanotherwordsaidonhisbehalf。
  TherewasaCabinetCouncilheldthatday,butnooneventuredtospeaktothePrimeMinisterastotheaccusation。Thoughheconsideredhimselftobeweak,hiscolleagueswereallmoreorlessafraidofhim。Therewasacertainsilentdignityaboutthemanwhichsavedhimfromtheevils,asitalsodebarredhimfromtheadvantages,offamiliarity。HehadspokenonthesubjecttoMrMonkandtoPhineasFinn,and,asthereaderknows,veryoftentohisoldmentor。HehadalsomentionedittohisfriendLordCantrip,whowasnotintheCabinet。ComingawayfromtheCabinethetookMrMonk’sarm,andledhimawaytohisownroomintheTreasuryChambers。’HaveyouhappenedtoseeanarticleinthePeople’sBannerthismorning?’heasked。
  ’IneverseethePeople’sBanner,’saidMrMonk。
  ’Thereitis——justlookatthat。’WhereuponMrMonkreadthearticle。’YouunderstandwhatpeoplecallconstitutionalpracticeaswellasanyoneIknow。AsItoldyoubefore,Ididpaythatman’sexpenses。DidIdoanythingunconstitutional?’
  ’Thatwoulddepend,Duke,onthecircumstances。Ifyouweretobackamanupbyyourwealthinanexpensivecontest,Ithinkitwouldbeunconstitutional。Ifyousetyourselftoworkinthatway,,andcarednotwhatyouspent,youmightmateriallyinfluencetheelections,andbuyparliamentarysupportforyourself。’
  ’Butinthiscasethepaymentwasmadeafterthemanhadfailed,andcertainlyhadnotbeenpromisedeitherbymeorbyanyoneonmybehalf。’
  ’Ithinkitwasunfortunate,’saidMrMonk。
  ’Certainly。certainly。butIamnotaskingastothat,’saidtheDukeimpatiently。’Themanhadbeeninjuredbyindiscreetpersonsactingonmybehalfandinoppositiontomywishes。’HesaidnotawordabouttheDuchess。butMrMonknodoubtknewthatherGracehadbeenatanyrateoneoftheindiscreetpersons。
  ’Heappliedtomeforthemoney,allegingthathehadbeeninjuredbymyagents。Thatbeingso,——presumingthatmystorybecorrect,——didIactunconstitutionally?’
  ’Ithinknot,’saidMrMonk,’andIthinkthatthecircumstances,whenexplained,willbearyouharmless。’
  ’Thankyou。thankyou。Ididnotwanttotroubleyouaboutthatjustatpresent。’
  CHAPTER57
  THEEXPLANATION。
  MrMonkhadbeenaltogetherunabletodeciphertheDuke’spurposeinthequestionhehadasked。AboutanhourafterwardstheywalkeddowntotheHousestogether。MrMonkhavingbeenkeptathisoffice。’IhopeIwasn’talittleshortwithyoujustnow,’
  saidtheDuke。
  ’Ididnotfinditout,’saidMrMonk,smiling。
  ’Youreadwhatwasinthepapers,andyoumayimaginethatitisofanaturetoirritateaman。Iknewthatnoonecouldanswermyquestionsocorrectlyasyou,andthereforeIwasratheralittleeagertokeepdirectlytothequestion。ItoccurredtomeafterwardsthatIhadbeen——perhapsuncourteous。’
  ’Notatall,Duke。’
  ’IfIwas,yourgoodnesswillexcuseanirritatedman。IfaquestionwereaskedaboutitintheHouseofCommonswhowouldbethebestmantoanswerit?Wouldyoudoit?’
  MrMonkconsideredawhile。’Ithink,’hesaid,’thatMrFinnwoulddoitwithbettergrace。OfcourseIwilldoitifyouwishit。Buthehastactinsuchmatters,anditisknownthathiswifeismuchregardedbyherGrace。’
  ’IwillnothavetheDuchess’snamementioned,’saidtheDuke,turningshortuponhiscompanion。
  ’Ididnotalludetothat,butIthoughtthattheintimacywhichexistedmightmakeitpleasanttoyoutoemployMrFinnastheexponentofyourwishes。’
  ’IhavethegreatestconfidenceinMrFinn,certainly,andamonmostfriendlypersonaltermswithhim。Itshallbeso,ifI
  decideonansweringanyquestionsinyourHouseonamattersopurelypersonaltomyself。’
  ’Iwouldsuggestthatyoushouldhavethequestionaskedinafriendlyway。Getsomeindependentmember,suchasMrBeverleyorSirJamesDeering,toaskit。Thematterwouldthenbebroughtforwardinnocarpingspirit,andyouwouldbeenabled,throughMrFinn,tosetthematteratrest。YouhaveprobablyspokentotheDukeaboutit。’
  ’Ihavementionedittohim。’
  ’Isnotthatwhatwouldrecommend?’
  TheoldDukehadrecommendedthattheentiretruthshouldbetold,andthattheDuchess’soperationsshouldbemadepublic。
  HerewasourpoorPrimeMinister’sgreatdifficulty。HeandhisMentorwereatvariance。HisMentorwasadvisingthattherealnakedtruthshouldbetold,whereasTelemachuswasintentonkeepingthenameoftheactualculpritinthebackground。’I
  willthinkitallover,’saidthePrimeMinisterasthetwopartedcompanyatPalaceYard。
  ThateveninghespoketoLordCantriponthesubject。Thoughthematterwasodioustohim,hecouldnotkeephismindfromitforamoment。HadLordCantripseenthearticleinthePeople’sBanner?LordCantrip,likeMrMonk,declaredthatthepaperinquestiondidnotconstitutepartofhisusualmorning’srecreation。’Iwon’taskyoutoreadit,’saidtheDuke——’butitcontainsaverybitterattackuponme,——thebitterestthathasyetbeenmade。IsupposeIoughttonoticethematter?’
  ’IfIwereyou,’saidtheLordCantrip,’IshouldputmyselfintothehandsoftheDukeofStBungay,anddoexactlywhatheadvises。ThereisnomaninEnglandknowssowellashedoeswhatshouldbedoneinsuchacaseasthis。’ThePrimeMinisterfrownedandsaidnothing。’MydearDuke,’continuedLordCantrip,’Icangiveyounootheradvice。WhoistherethathasyourpersonalinterestandyourhonouratheartsoentirelyashisGrace——andwhatmancanbeamoresagaciousormoreexperiencedadviser?’
  ’IwasthinkingthatyoumightaskaquestionaboutitinourHouse。’
  ’I?’
  ’Youwoulddoitformeinthemannerthat——thatwouldbefreefromalloffence。’
  ’IfIdiditall,Ishouldcertainlystrivetodothat。Butithasneveroccurredtomethatyouwouldmakesuchasuggestion。
  Wouldyougivemeafewminutestothinkaboutit?’’Icouldn’tdoit,’LordCantripsaidafterwards。’Bytakingsuchastep,evenatyourrequest,IshouldcertainlyexpressanopinionthatthematterwasonewhichParliamentwasentitledtoexpectthatyoushouldmakeanexplanation。ButmyownopinionisthatParliamenthasnobusinesstomeddleinthematter。Idonotthinkthateveryactionofaminister’slifeshouldbemadematterofinquirybecauseanewspapermaychoosetomakeallusiontoit。Atanyrate,ifanywordissaidaboutit,itshould,I
  think,besaidintheotherhouse。’