Thenextday，therewasanothervisittoDoctors’Commons，andagreattodowithanattestinghostler，who，beinginebriated，declinedswearinganythingbutprofaneoaths，tothegreatscandalofaproctorandsurrogate。
Nextweek，thereweremorevisitstoDoctors’Commons，andtherewasavisittotheLegacyDutyOfficebesides，andthereweretreatiesenteredinto，forthedisposaloftheleaseandbusiness，andratificationsofthesame，andinventoriestobemadeout，andlunchestobetaken，anddinnerstobeeaten，andsomanyprofitablethingstobedone，andsuchamassofpapersaccumulated，thatMr。SolomonPell，andtheboy，andthebluebagtoboot，allgotsostoutthatscarcelyanybodywouldhaveknownthemforthesameman，boy，andbag，thathadloiteredaboutPortugalStreet，afewdaysbefore。
Atlengthalltheseweightymattersbeingarranged，adaywasfixedforsellingoutandtransferringthestock，andofwaitingwiththatviewuponWilkinsFlasher，Esq。，stock-broker，ofsomewhereneartheBank，whohadbeenrecommendedbyMr。SolomonPellforthepurpose。
Itwasakindoffestiveoccasion，andthepartieswereattiredaccordingly。
Mr。Weller’stopswerenewlycleaned，andhisdresswasarrangedwithpeculiarcare。themottled-facedgentlemanworeathisbutton-holeafull-sizeddahliawithseveralleaves。andthecoatsofhistwofriendswereadornedwithnosegaysoflaurelandotherevergreens。Allthreewerehabitedinstrictholidaycostume。thatistosay，theywerewrappeduptothechins，andworeasmanyclothesaspossible，whichis，andhasbeen，astage-coachman’sideaoffulldresseversincestagecoacheswereinvented。
Mr。Pellwaswaitingattheusualplaceofmeetingattheappointedtime。evenMr。Pellworeapairofglovesandacleanshirtmuchfrayedatthecollarandwristbandsbyfrequentwashings。
Aquartertotwo，saidPell，lookingattheparlourclock。IfwearewithMr。Flasherataquarterpast，weshalljusthitthebesttime。
Whatshouldyousaytoadropo’beer，gen’l’m’n？suggestedthemottled-facedman。
Andalittlebito’coldbeef，saidthesecondcoachman。
Oraoyster，addedthethird，whowasahoarsegentleman，supportedbyveryroundlegs。
Hear，hear！saidPell。tocongratulateMr。Weller，onhiscomingintopossessionofhisproperty：eh？ha！ha！
I’mquiteagreeable，gen’l’m’n，answeredMr。Weller。Sammy，pullthebell。
Samcomplied。andtheporter，coldbeef，andoystersbeingpromptlyproduced，thelunchwasdoneamplejusticeto。Whereeverybodytooksoactiveapart，itisalmostinvidioustomakeadistinction。butifoneindividualevincedgreaterpowersthananother，itwasthecoachmanwiththehoarsevoice，whotookanimperialpintofvinegarwithhisoysters，withoutbetrayingtheleastemotion。
Mr。Pell，sir，saidtheelderMr。Weller，stirringaglassofbrandyandwater，ofwhichonewasplacedbeforeeverygentlemanwhentheoystershellswereremoved，Mr。Pell，sir，itwosmyintentiontohaveproposedthefunsonthisoccasion，butSamivelhasvisperedtome——
HereMr。SamuelWeller，whohadsilentlyeatenhisoysterswithtranquilsmiles，criedHear！inaveryloudvoice——
Hasvisperedtome，resumedhisfather，thatitvouldbebettertodewotetheliquortovishin’yousuccessandprosperity，andthankin’
youforthemannerinwhichyou’vebroughtthisherebusinessthrough。
Here’syourhealth，sir。
Holdhardthere，interposedthemottled-facedgentleman，withsuddenenergy，youreyesonme，gen’l’m’n！
Sayingthis，themottled-facedgentlemanrose，asdidtheothergentlemen。
Themottled-facedgentlemanreviewedthecompany，andslowlyliftedhishand，uponwhicheverymanincludinghimofthemottledcountenancedrewalongbreath，andliftedhistumblertohislips。Inoneinstantthemottled-facedgentlemandepressedhishandagain，andeveryglasswassetdownempty。
Itisimpossibletodescribethethrillingeffectproducedbythisstrikingceremony。Atoncedignified，solemn，andimpressive，itcombinedeveryelementofgrandeur。
Well，gentlemen，saidMr。Pell，allIcansayis，thatsuchmarksofconfidencemustbeverygratifyingtoaprofessionalman。Idon’twishtosayanythingthatmightappearegotistical，gentlemen，butI’mveryglad，foryourownsakes，thatyoucametome：that’sall。Ifyouhadgonetoanylowmemberoftheprofession，it’smyfirmconviction，andIassureyouofitasafact，thatyouwouldhavefoundyourselvesinQueerStreetbeforethis。Icouldhavewishedmynoblefriendhadbeenalivetohaveseenmymanagementofthiscase。Idon’tsayitoutofpride，butIthink——however，gentlemen，Iwon’ttroubleyouwiththat。I’mgenerallytobefoundhere，gentlemen，butifI’mnothere，orovertheway，that’smyaddress。You’llfindmytermsverycheapandreasonable，andnomanattendsmoretohisclientsthanIdo，andIhopeIknowalittleofmyprofessionbesides。
Ifyouhaveanyopportunityofrecommendingmetoanyofyourfriends，gentlemen，Ishallbeverymuchobligedtoyou，andsowilltheytoo，whentheycometoknowme。Yourhealths，gentlemen。
Withthisexpressionofhisfeelings，Mr。SolomonPelllaidthreesmallwrittencardsbeforeMr。Weller’sfriends，and，lookingattheclockagain，feareditwastimetobewalking。UponthishintMr。Wellersettledthebill，and，issuingforth，theexecutor，legatee，attorney，andumpires，directedtheirstepstowardstheCity。
TheofficeofWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，oftheStockExchange，wasinafirstfloorupacourtbehindtheBankofEngland。thehouseofWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wasatBrixton，Surrey。thehorseandstanhopeofWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wereatanadjacentliverystable。thegroomofWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wasonhiswaytotheWestEndtodeliversomegame。
theclerkofWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，hadgonetohisdinner。andsoWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，himself，cried，Comein，whenMr。Pellandhiscompanionsknockedatthecounting-housedoor。
Goodmorning，sir，saidPell，bowingobsequiously。Wewanttomakealittletransfer，ifyouplease。
Oh，comein，willyou？saidMr。Flasher。Sitdownaminute。I’llattendtoyoudirectly。
Thankyou，sir，saidPell，there’snohurry。Takeachair，Mr。Weller。
Mr。Wellertookachair，andSamtookabox，andtheumpirestookwhattheycouldget，andlookedatthealmanackandoneortwopaperswhichwerewaferedagainstthewall，withasmuchopen-eyedreverenceasiftheyhadbeenthefinesteffortsoftheoldmasters。
Well，I’llbetyouhalfadozenofclaretonit。come！saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，resumingtheconversationtowhichMr。Pell’sentrancehadcausedamomentaryinterruption。
Thiswasaddressedtoaverysmartyounggentlemanwhoworehishatonhisrightwhisker，andwasloungingoverthedesk，killingflieswitharuler。WilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wasbalancinghimselfontwolegsofanofficestool，spearingawafer-boxwithapen-knife，whichhedroppedeverynowandthenwithgreatdexterityintotheverycentreofasmallredwaferthatwasstuckoutside。Bothgentlemenhadveryopenwaistcoatsandveryrollingcollars，andverysmallboots，andverybigrings，andverylittlewatches，andverylargeguard-chains，andsymmetricalinexpressibles，andscentedpocket-handkerchiefs。
Ineverbethalfadozen，saidtheothergentleman。I’lltakeadozen。
Done，Simmery，done！saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。
P。P。，mind，observedtheother。
Ofcourse，repliedWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。WilkinsFlasher，Esquire，entereditinalittlebook，withagoldpencil-case，andtheothergentlemanentereditalso，inanotherlittlebookwithanothergoldpencil-case。
Iseethere’sanoticeupthismorningaboutBoffer，observedMr。
Simmery。Poordevil，he’sexpelledthehouse！
I’llbetyoutenguineastofive，hecutshisthroat，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。
Done，repliedMr。Simmery。
Stop！Ibar，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，thoughtfully。Perhapshemayhanghimself。
Verygood，rejoinedMr。Simmery，pullingoutthegoldpencil-caseagain。I’venoobjectiontotakeyouthatway。Say，makesawaywithhimself。
Killshimself，infact，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。
Justso，repliedMr。Simmery，puttingitdown。
`Flasher——tenguineastofive，Bofferkillshimself。’Withinwhattimeshallwesay？
Afortnight？suggestedWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。
Con-foundit，no。rejoinedMr。Simmery，stoppingforaninstanttosmashaflywiththeruler。Sayaweek。
Splitthedifference，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。Makeittendays。
Well。tendays，rejoinedMr。Simmery。
So，itwasentereddowninthelittlebooksthatBofferwastokillhimselfwithintendays，orWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wastohandovertoFrankSimmery，Esquire，thesumoftenguineas。andthatifBofferdidkillhimselfwithinthattime，FrankSimmery，Esquire，wouldpaytoWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，fiveguineas，instead。
I’mverysorryhehasfailed，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。Capitaldinnershegave。
Fineporthehadtoo，remarkedMr。Simmery。Wearegoingtosendourbutlertothesaleto-morrow，topickupsomeofthatsixty-four。
Thedevilyouare，saidWilkinsFlasher，Esquire。Myman’sgoingtoo。Fiveguineasmymanoutbidsyourman。
Done。
Anotherentrywasmadeinthelittlebooks，withthegoldpencil-cases。
andMr。Simmeryhaving，bythistime，killedallthefliesandtakenallthebets，strolledawaytotheStockExchangetoseewhatwasgoingforward。
WilkinsFlasher，Esquire，nowcondescendedtoreceiveMr。SolomonPell’sinstructions，andhavingfilledupsomeprintedforms，requestedthepartytofollowhimtotheBank：whichtheydid：Mr。Wellerandhisthreefriendsstaringatalltheybeheldinunboundedastonishment，andSamencounteringeverythingwithacoolnesswhichnothingcoulddisturb。
Crossingacourt-yardwhichwasallnoiseandbustle。andpassingacoupleofporterswhoseemeddressedtomatchtheredfireenginewhichwaswheeledawayintoacorner。theypassedintoanofficewheretheirbusinesswastobetransacted，andwherePellandMr。Flasherleftthemstandingforafewmoments，whiletheywentup-stairsintotheWillOffice。
Wotplaceisthishere？whisperedthemottled-facedgentlemantotheelderMr。Weller。
Counsel’sOffice，repliedtheexecutorinawhisper。
Wotarethemgen’l’menasettin’behindthecounters？askedthehoarsecoachman。
Reducedcounsels，Is’pose，repliedMr。Weller。Ain’ttheythereducedcounsels，Samivel？
Wy，youdon’tsupposethereducedcounselsisalive，doyou？inquiredSam，withsomedisdain。
HowshouldIknow？retortedMr。Weller。Ithoughttheylookedwerylikeit。Wotarethey，then？
Clerks，repliedSam。
Wotaretheyallaeatin’hamsangwidgesfor？inquiredhisfather。
’Cosit’sintheirdooty，Isuppose，repliedSam，it’saparto’
thesystem。they’realvaysadoin’ithere，alldaylong！
Mr。Wellerandhisfriendshadscarcelyhadamomenttoreflectuponthissingularregulationasconnectedwiththemonetarysystemofthecountry，whentheywererejoinedbyPellandWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，wholedthemtoapartofthecounterabovewhichwasaroundblackboardwithalargeW。onit。
Wot’sthatfor，sir？inquiredMr。Weller，directingPell’sattentiontothetargetinquestion。
Thefirstletterofthenameofthedeceased，repliedPell。
Isay，saidMr。Weller，turningroundtotheumpires。There’ssomethin’
wronghere。We’sourletter——thiswon’tdo。
Therefereesatoncegaveitastheirdecidedopinionthatthebusinesscouldnotbelegallyproceededwith，undertheletterW，andinallprobabilityitwouldhavestoodoverforonedayatleast，haditnotbeenfortheprompt，though，atfirstsight，undutifulbehaviourofSam，who，seizinghisfatherbytheskirtofthecoat，draggedhimtothecounter，andpinnedhimthere，untilhehadaffixedhissignaturetoacoupleofinstruments。
whichfromMr。Weller’shabitofprinting，wasaworkofsomuchlabourandtime，thattheofficiatingclerkpeeledandatethreeRibstonpippinswhileitwasperforming。
AstheelderMr。Wellerinsistedonsellingouthisportionforthwith，theyproceededfromtheBanktothegateoftheStockExchange，towhichWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，afterashortabsence，returnedwithachequeonSmith，Payne，andSmith，forfivehundredandthirtypounds。thatbeingthesumofmoneytowhichMr。Welleratthemarketpriceoftheday，wasentitled，inconsiderationofthebalanceofthesecondMrs。Weller’sfundedsavings。Sam’stwohundredpoundsstoodtransferredtohisname，andWilkinsFlasher，Esquire，havingbeenpaidhiscommission，droppedthemoneycarelesslyintohiscoatpocket，andloungedbacktohisoffice。
Mr。Wellerwasatfirstobstinatelydeterminedoncashingthechequeinnothingbutsovereigns：butitbeingrepresentedbytheumpiresthatbysodoinghemustincurtheexpenseofasmallsacktocarrythemhomein，heconsentedtoreceivetheamountinfive-poundnotes。
Myson，saidMr。Weller，astheycameoutofthebanking-house，mysonandmehasaweryparticularengagementthisarternoon，andIshouldliketohavethisherebis’nesssettledoutofhand，solet’sjestgostraightavaysomeveres，verevecanhordittheaccounts。
Aquietroomwassoonfound，andtheaccountswereproducedandaudited。
Mr。Pell’sbillwastaxedbySam，andsomechargesweredisallowedbytheumpires。but，notwithstandingMr。Pell’sdeclaration，accompaniedwithmanysolemnasseverationsthattheywerereallytooharduponhim，itwasbyverymanydegreesthebestprofessionaljobhehadeverhad，andoneonwhichheboarded，lodged，andwashed，forsixmonthsafterwards。
Theumpireshavingpartakenofadram，shookhandsanddeparted，astheyhadtodriveoutoftownthatnight。Mr。SolomonPell，findingthatnothingmorewasgoingforward，eitherintheeatingordrinkingway，tookafriendlyleave，andSamandhisfatherwereleftalone。
There！saidMr。Weller，thrustinghispocket-bookinhissidepocket。
Viththebillsforthelease，andthat，there’selevenhundredandeightypoundhere。Now，Samivel，myboy，turnthehorses’headstotheGeorgeandWulter！
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ANDSAMUELWELLER，ATWHICHHISPARENTASSISTS。ANOLDGENTLEMANINASNUFF-COLOURED
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MR。PICKWICKwassittingalone，musingovermanythings，andthinkingamongotherconsiderationshowhecouldbestprovidefortheyoungcouplewhosepresentunsettledconditionwasmatterofconstantregretandanxietytohim，whenMarysteppedlightlyintotheroom，and，advancingtothetable，said，ratherhastily：
Oh，ifyouplease，sir，Samuelisdown-stairs，andhesaysmayhisfatherseeyou？
Surely，repliedMr。Pickwick。
Thankyou，sir，saidMary，trippingtowardsthedooragain。
Samhasnotbeenherelong，hashe？inquiredMr。Pickwick。
Oh，no，sir，repliedMaryeagerly。Hehasonlyjustcomehome。Heisnotgoingtoaskyouforanymoreleave，sir，hesays。
Marymighthavebeenconsciousthatshehadcommunicatedthislastintelligencewithmorewarmththanseemedactuallynecessary，orshemighthaveobservedthegood-humouredsmilewithwhichMr。Pickwickregardedher，whenshehadfinishedspeaking。Shecertainlyhelddownherhead，andexaminedthecornerofaverysmartlittleapron，withmoreclosenessthanthereappearedanyabsoluteoccasionfor。
Tellthemtheycancomeupatonce，byallmeans，saidMr。Pickwick。
Mary，apparentlymuchrelieved，hurriedawaywithhermessage。
Mr。Pickwicktooktwoorthreeturnsupanddowntheroom。andrubbinghischinwithhislefthandashedidso，appearedlostinthought。
Well，well，saidMr。Pickwickatlength，inakindbutsomewhatmelancholytone，itisthebestwayinwhichIcouldrewardhimforhisattachmentandfidelity。letitbeso，inHeaven’sname。Itisthefateofalonelyoldman，thatthoseabouthimshouldformnewanddifferentattachmentsandleavehim。Ihavenorighttoexpectthatitshouldbeotherwisewithme。No，no，addedMr。Pickwickmorecheerfully，itwouldbeselfishandungrateful。Ioughttobehappytohaveanopportunityofprovidingforhimsowell。Iam。OfcourseIam。
Mr。Pickwickhadbeensoabsorbedinthesereflections，thataknockatthedoorwasthreeorfourtimesrepeatedbeforeheheardit。Hastilyseatinghimself，andcallinguphisaccustomedpleasantlooks，hegavetherequiredpermission，andSamWellerentered，followedbyhisfather。
Gladtoseeyoubackagain，Sam，saidMr。Pickwick。Howdoyoudo，Mr。Weller？
Weryhearty，thank’ee，sir，repliedthewidower。hopeIseeyouwell，sir。
Quite，Ithankyou，repliedMr。Pickwick。
Iwantedtohavealittlebito’conwersationwithyou，sir，saidMr。Weller，ifyoucouldsparemefiveminitsorso，sir。
Certainly，repliedMr。Pickwick。Sam，giveyourfatherachair。
Thank’ee，Samivel，I’vegotacheerhere，saidMr。Weller，bringingoneforwardashespoke。uncommonfinedayit’sbeen，sir，addedtheoldgentleman，layinghishatonthefloorashesathimselfdown。
Remarkablysoindeed，repliedMr。Pickwick。Veryseasonable。
SeasonablestveatherIeversee，sir，rejoinedMr。Weller。Here，theoldgentlemanwasseizedwithaviolentfitofcoughing，which，beingterminated，henoddedhisheadandwinkedandmadeseveralsupplicatoryandthreateninggesturestohisson，allofwhichSamWellersteadilyabstainedfromseeing。
Mr。Pickwick，perceivingthattherewassomeembarrassmentontheoldgentleman’spart，affectedtobeengagedincuttingtheleavesofabookthatlaybesidehim，andwaitedpatientlyuntilMr。Wellershouldarriveattheobjectofhisvisit。
Ineverseesichaaggerawatin’boyasyouare，Samivel，saidMr。
Weller，lookingindignantlyashisson。neverinallmyborndays。
Whatishedoing，Mr。Weller？inquiredMr。Pickwick。
Hevon’tbegin，sir，rejoinedMr。Weller。heknowsIain’tekaltoex-pressin’myselfventhere’sanythin’particklertobedone，andyethe’llstandandseemeasettin’heretakin’upyourwalabletime，andmakin’areg’larspectacleo’myself，raytherthanhelpmeoutvithasyllable。
Itain’tfilialconduct，Samivel，saidMr。Weller，wipinghisforehead。
weryfarfromit。
Yousaidyou’dspeak，repliedSam。howshouldIknowyouwosdoneupatthewerybeginnin’？
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