Butifweask,WhatBelleisleorFranceandLouisXV。hadtodothere?theanswerisrigorously,Nothing。Theirownwindyvanities,ambitions,sanctionednotbyfactandtheAlmightyPowers,butbyphantasmandthebabbleofVersailles;transcendentself—conceit,intrinsicallyinsane;pretensionsovertheirfellow—creatureswhichwerewithoutbasisanywhereinNature,exceptintheFrenchbrainalone:itwasthisthatbroughtBelleisleandFranceintoaGermanWar。AndBelleisleandFrancehavinggoneintoanAnti—PragmaticWar,theunluckyGeorgeandhisEnglandweredraggedintoaPragmaticone,——quittingtheirownbusiness,ontheSpanishMain,andhurryingtoGermany,——interrorasatDoomsday,andzealtosavetheKeystoneofNaturethese。ThatisthenotablepointinregardtothisWar:ThatFranceistobecalledtheauthorofit,who,aloneofalltheparties,hadnobusinesstherewhatever。
AndthewagesduetoFranceforsuchapieceofindustry,——thereaderwillyetseewhatwagesFranceandtheotherpartiesgot,atthetailoftheaffair。Forthattooisapparentinourday。
Wehaveoftensaid,theSpanish—EnglishWarwasitselflikelytohavekindledEurope;andagainFriedrich’sSilesianWarwasitselflikely,——Francebeingnearlysuretointerfere。ButifboththeseWarswerenecessaryones,andifFranceinterferedineitherofthemonthewrongside,theblamewillbetoFrance,nottothenecessaryWars。Francecould,innoway,haveinterferedinamorebarefacedlyunjustandgratuitousmannerthanshenowdid;nor,onanyterms,havesopalpablymadeherselftheauthoroftheconflagrationofdeliriumsthatensuedforaboveSevenyearshenceforth。NayforaboveTwentyyears,——thesettlementofthisSilesianPragmatic—Antipragmaticmatter(andofJenkins’sEar,incidentally,ALONGwiththis!)nothavingfairlycompleteditselftill1763。
HOWBELLEISLEMADEVISITTOTEUTSCHLAND;ANDTHEREWASNO
FITHENRYTHEFOWLERTOWELCOMEHIM。
ItisverywrongtokeepEnchantedWiggeriessittinginthisworld,asiftheywerethingsstillalive!Byaspeciesof"conservatism,"
whichgetspraisedinourTime,butwhichisonlyaslothfulcowardice,baseindifferencetotruth,andhatredtotroubleincomparisonwithliesthatsitquiet,mennowextensivelypractisethismethodofprocedure;——littledreaminghowbadandfatalitatalltimesis。Whenthebrainsareout,thingsreallyoughttodie;
——nomatterwhatlovelythingstheywere,andstillaffecttobe,thebrainsbeingout,theyactuallyoughtinallcasestodie,andwiththeirbestspeedgetburied。Menhadnoses,atonetime;
andsmeltthehorrorofadeceasedrealityfallenputrid,ofaoncedearveritybecomemendacious,phantasmal;buttheyhave,toanimmensedegree,lostthatorgansince,andarenowlivingcomfortablycheek—by—jowlwithlies。Liesofthatsad"conservative"kind,——andindeedofallkindswhatsoever:forthatkindisageneralmother;andBREEDS,withafecunditythatisappalling,didyouheeditmuch!——
Itwaspitythatthe"HolyRomishReich,TeutschbyNation,"hadnotgotitselfburiedsomeagesbefore。Onceithadbrainsandlife,butnowtheywereout。UndertheswayofBarbarossa,underouroldanti—chaoticfriendHenrytheFowler,howdifferenthaditbeen!NofieldforaBelleisletocomeandsowtaresin;norottenthatchforaFrenchSun—godtogosailingaboutinthemiddleof,andsetfireto!Henry,whentheHungarianPan—SlavonicSavagerycameuponhim,hadgotreadyintheinterim;andamangydogwasthe"tribute"hegavethem;followedbythedueextentofbrokencrowns,sincetheywouldnotbecontentwiththat。ThatwasthedueofBelleisletoo,——hadtherebeenaHenrytomeethimwithit,onhiscrossingthemarches,inTrierCountry,inSpring,1741:
"There,youanarchicUpholstery—Belus,fancyingyourselfGodoftheSun;thereiswhatTeutschlandowesyou。Gohomewiththat;andmindyourownbusiness,whichIamtoldisplentiful,ifyouhadeyeforit!"
Butthesadtruthis,foraboveFourCenturiesnow,——andespeciallyforThree,sincelittleKaiserKarlIV。"gaveawayallthemoneysofit,"inhispressingoccasions,thisHolyRomishReich,TeutschbyNation,hasbeenmoreandevermorebecominganimaginaryquantity;theKaisershipofitnotcapableofbeingwornbyanybody,exceptaHapsburgerwhohadresourcesotherwisehisown。
Thefactispalpable。AndAustria,andAnti—ReformationEntity,"conservative"inthatbadsense,ofslothfullyabhorringtroubleincomparisonwithlies,hadnotfoundthepoisonmoremal—odorousinthisparticularthaninmanyothers。Andhadcherishedits"HolyRomishReich"grownUNholy,phantasmal,likesomuchelseinAustrianthings;andhadheldfirmgripofit,theseThreeHundredyears;andfounditafurthersomeandsuitablething,thoughsensibleitwasmoreandmorebecominganEnchantedWiggerypureandsimple。Norhavetheconsequencesfailed;theyneverdo。
Belleisle,LouisXIV。,HenriII。,FrancoisI。:itislongsincetheFrenchhaveknownthisstateofmatters;andbeeninthehabitofbreakinginuponit,fomentinginternaldiscontents,gettingupunjustWars,——withorwithoutadvantagetoFrance,butwithendlessdisadvantagetoGermany。SchmalkaldicWar;Thirty—YearsWar;
LouisXIV。’sWars,whichbroughtAlsaceandtheotherfinecuttings;latePolish—ElectionWar,anditsLorraine;Austrian—
SuccessionWar:manyarethewarskindledonpoorTeutschlandbyneighborFrance;andlargeisthesumofwoestoEuropeandtoit,chargeabletothatscore。Whichappearsevenyetnottobecompleted?——Perhapsnot,evenyet。ForitisthepenaltyofbeingloyaltoEnchantedWiggeries;oflivingcheek—by—jowlwithliesofapeaceablequality,andstuffingyournostrils,andsearingyoursoul,againsttheaccursedodortheyallhave!——ForIcanassureyouthecurseofHeavendoesdwellinoneandallofthem;andthesonofAdamcannottoosoongetquitoftheirbadpartnership,costhimwhatitmay。
Belleisle’sJourneyasSun—godbeganinMarch,——"endofMarch,1741,"nodateofadaytobehadforthatmemorablething:——andhewentgyratingabout,throughtheGermanCourts,foralmostayearafterwards;hiscourserathererratic,butalwaysinasplendorasofBelus,withthosehundredandthirtyFrenchLordsandValets,andthegloryofMostChristianKingirradiatinghim。Verydiligentforthefirstsixmonths,tillSeptemberorOctobernext,whichwemaycallhisSEED—TIME;andbynomeansrestingafternineortwelvemonths,whiletheharrowingandhoeingwenton。InJanuary,1742,hehadthegreatsatisfactiontoseeaBavarianKaisergot,insteadofanAustrian;andeverywherethefruitofhisdiligenthusbandrybegintoBEARDfairlyaboveground,intoacropoffacts(likearmedmenfromdragon’steeth),and"thepleasureofthe"——
WHOMwasitthepleasureof?——"prosperinhishands。"Belleislewasaprettyman;butIdoubtitwasnot"theLord"hewasdoingthepleasureof,onthisoccasion,butaveryDifferentPersonage,disguisedtoresemblehiminpoorBelleisle’seyes!——
AustriawasnotdangeroustoFranceinlatetimes,andnowleastofall;howfarfromit,——humbledbythelossofLorraine;andnowasitwerebankrupt,itselfindangerfromalltheworld。AndFrance,sofarasexpressTreatiescouldbindaNation,wasboundtomaintainAustriainitspresentpossessions。ThebitterlossofLorrainehadbeensweetenedtothelateKaiserbythatsolitarydropofconsolation;——ashisFailureofaLifehadbeen,poorman:
"Failurethemostofmehasbeen;butIhavegotPragmaticSanction,thankstoHeaven,andevenFrancehassignedit!"LossofLorraine,lossofElsass,lossoftheThreeBishoprics;sinceKarlV。’stimes,nottospeakofearlier,therehasbeenmerelossonloss:——andnowisthetimetoconsummateit,thinkBelleisleandFrance,inspiteofTreaties。
TowardshumblingorextinguishingAustria,Belleislehastwopreliminarythingstodo:FIRST,BreakthePragmaticSanction,andgeteverybodytobreakit;SECOND,GuidetheKAISERWAHL(ElectionofaKaiser),sothatitissue,notinGrand—DukeFranz,MariaTheresa’sHusband,asallexpectitwill,butinanotherpartyfriendlytoFrance:——sayinKarlAlbertofBavaria,whoseFamilyhavelongbeengoodclientsofours,dependentonusforalivinginthePoliticalWorld。Belleisle,thereislittledoubt,hadfromthefirstcasthiseyeonthisunluckyKarlAlbertforKaiser;
butisuncertainastocarryinghim。Belleislewilltakeanotherifhemust;Kur—Sachsen,forexample;——anyother,andallothers,onlynottheGrand—Duke:thatisapointalreadyfixedwithBelleisle,thoughhekeepsitwellinthebackground,andiscarefulnottohintittillthetimecome。
InregardtoPragmaticSanction,BelleisleandFrancefoundnodifficulty,——orthedifficultyonly(whichwehopemusthavebeenconsiderable)ofeatingtheirownCovenantinbehalfofPragmaticSanction;anddeclaring,whichtheydidwithoutvisibleblush,ThatitwasaCovenantincluding,ifnotexpressly,thentacitly,asallhumancovenantsdo,thisclause,"SALVOJURETERTII(SavingtherightsofThirdParties),"——thatis,ofElectorsofBavaria,andotherswhomayobject,againstit!Osoulofhonor,OfirstNationoftheUniverse,wasthereeversuchasubterfuge?Hereisafieldoffloweringcorn,thebiggestintheworld,begirtwithelaboratering—fence,manymilesoffirmoak—palingpitchedandbuttressed;
——thepoorgentlemannowdeadgaveyouhisLorraine,andalmosthislife,forswearingtokeepupsaidpaling。Andyoudokeepitup,——
allexceptsixyards;throughwhichthebiggestteamonthehighwaycandrivefreely,andthepaltriestcadger’sasscanstepinforabellyful!
Itappears,thefirstNationoftheUniversehad,atanearlyperiodoftheirconsultations,hituponthisofSALVOJURETERTII,asthemethodofeatingtheirCovenant,beforeanenlightenedpublic。[20thJanuary,1741,intheirNoteofCeremony,recognizingMariaTheresaasQueenofHungary,Notewhichhadbeenduesoverylong(ADELUNG,ii。206),thereisominoussilenceonPragmaticSanction;"beginningofMarch,"thereisvirtualavowalofSALVO
JURE(ib。279);——openavowalonBelleisle’sadvent(ib。305)。]
Andtheypersistedinit,therebeingnootherforthem。
Anenlightenedpublicgrinnedsardonically,andwasnottakenin;
but,assomanyotherswereeatingtheirCovenants,underequallypoorsubterfuges,theenlightenedpubliccouldnotgrinlongonanyindividual,——couldonlygapemutely,withastonishment,onall。
Agloriousexampleofveracityandhumannobleness,setbythegodsofthislowerworldtotheirgazingpopulations,whocouldreadintheGazettes!Whatistruth,falsity,humanKingship,humanSwindlership?AretheTenCommandmentsonlyafigureofspeech,then?AnditwassomebeggarlyAttorney—Devilthatbuiltthissublunaryworldandus?Questionsmightrise;hadlongbeenrising;——butnowtherewasaboutenough,andtheresponsetothemwasfallingdue;andBelleislehimself,whatisverynotable,hadbeenappointedtogetreadytheresponse。Belleisle(littleasBelleisledreamtofit,inthesehighEnterprises)wasusheringin,bywayofresponse,aRAGNAROK,orTwilightoftheGods,which,as"FrenchRevolution,orApotheosisofSANSCULOTTISM,"isnowwellknown;——andthatissomethingtoconsiderof!
DOWNBREAKOFPRAGMATICSANCTION;MANNEROFTHECHIEF
ARTISTSINHANDLINGTHEIRCOVENANTS。
TheoperationonceaccomplishedonitsownPragmaticCovenant,Francefoundnodifficultywiththeothers。EverybodywasdisposedtoeathisCovenant,whocouldseeadvantageinsodoing,afterthatadmirableexample。ThedifficultyofFranceandBelleisleratherwas,tokeepthehungrypartiesback:"Don’teatyourCovenantTILLthepropertime;patience,wesay!"AmostsadMiscellanyofRoyalties,comingalltothepoint,"WillyoueatyourCovenant,Willyoukeepit?"——andeating,nearlyall;infact,whollyallthatneededtoeat。
OnthefirstInvasionofSilesia,MariaTheresahadindignantlycomplainedineveryCourt;andpointingtoPragmaticSanction,haddemandedthatsuchLawofNaturebecompliedwith,accordingtocovenant。WhatMariaTheresagotbythiscircuitoftheCourts,everybodystillknows。ExceptEngland,whichwaswilling,andHolland,whichwasunwilling,allCourtshadanswered,moreorlessuneasily:"LawofNature,——humph:yes!"——and,farfromdoinganything,notoneofthemwouldwithcertaintypromisetodoanything。FromEnglandaloneandherlittleKing(towhomPragmaticSanctionisthePalladiumofHumanFreedomsandtheKeystoneofNature)couldshegettheleasthelp。Theresthungback;wouldnotopenheartorpocket;waitedtilltheysaw。Theydonowsee;
nowthatBelleislehasdonehisfeatofCovenant—eating!——
ElevengreatPowers,somecountThirteen,someTwelve,[Scholl,ii。286;Adelung,LIST,ii。127。]——butnotwoagree,andhardlyoneagreeswithhimself;——enough,thePowersofEurope,fromNaplesandMadridtoRussiaandSweden,haveallsignedit,letussayaDozenoraBaker’s—Dozenofthem。AndexceptourlittleEnglishPaladinalone,whoseinterestandindeedsalvationseemedtohimtoliethatway,andwhoneedednoPragmaticCovenanttoguidehim,nobodywhateverdistinguishedhimselfbykeepingit。BetweenDecember,1740,whenMariaTheresasetuphercriesinallCourts,ontoApril,1741,England,painfullydraggingHollandwithher,hadaloneoftheBaker’s—Dozenspokenwordofdisapproval;muchlessdoneactofhindrance。Twoespecially(FranceandBavaria,nottomentionSpain)haddonethereverse,anddisowned,anddeclaredagainst,PragmaticSanction。AndaftertheBattleofMollwitz,whenthe"littlestone"tookitsfirstleap,andsetallthundering,thencame,liketheinrushofafashion,throughoutthathighMiscellanyorBaker’s—Dozen,thegeneraleatingofCovenants(whichwasagainquickenedinAugust,forareasonweshallsee):
andbeforeNovemberofthatYear,therewasnoCovenantlefttoeat。OftheBaker’s—DozennobodyremainedbutlittleGeorgethePaladin,draggingHollandpainfullyalongwithhim;——andPragmaticSanctionhadgonetowater,likeiceinaJuneday,anditsbeautifulcrystallinequalitiesandprismaticcolorswereforevervanishedfromtheworld。Willthereadernoteapointortwo,apersonageortwo,inthissordidprocess,——notfortheprocess’ssake,whichisverysordidandsmellsbadly,butforhisownsake,toelucidatehisowncoursealittleintheintricaciesnowcomingorcomeuponhimandme?
1。ELECTOROFBAVARIA。——KarlAlbertofBaiernisbysomecountedasaSignerofthePragmaticSanction,andbyothersnot;
whichoccasionsthatdiscrepancyofsum—totalintheBooks。Andhedidonce,inasense,signit,heandhisBrotherofKoln;
but,beforethelateKaiser’sdeath,hehadopenlydrawnbackfromitagain;andcountedhimselfaNon—signer。Signerornot,he,forhispart,lostnomoment(butratherthecontrary)inopenlyprotestingagainstit,andsignifyingthatheneverwouldacknowledgeit。Ofthisthereadersawsomething,atthetimeofherHungarianMajesty’sAccession。Dateandcircumstancesofit,whichdeserveremembering,aremorepreciselythese:October20th,1740,KarlAlbert’sAmbassador,Perusabyname,wrotetoKarlfromVienna,announcingthattheKaiserwasjustdead。FromMunchen,onthe21st,KarlAlbert,anticipatingsuchanevent,butnotyetknowingit,ordersPerusa,inCASEoftheKaiser’sdecease,whichwasconsideredprobableatMunchen,todemandinstantaudienceoftheproperparty(KanzlerSinzendorf),andthereopenlylodgehisProtest。WhichPerusadid,punctuallyinallpoints,——nomomentLOST,butratherthecontrary,aswesaid!LetpoorKarlAlberthavewhatbenefitthereisinthatfact。Hewas,ofalltheAnti—
PragmaticCovenant—Breakers(ifheeverfairlyweresuch),theonlyonethatproceededhonorably,openlyandatonce,inthematter;
andhewas,ofthemall,byfarthemostunfortunate。
ThisisthepoorgentlemanwhomBelleislehadsettledonforbeingKaiser。AndKaiserhebecame;tohisfrightfulsorrow,asitproved:hiscrownlikeacrownofburningiron,orlittlebetter!
ThereislittleofhimintheBooks,nordoesonedesiremuch:
atallaquilinetypeofman;muchthegentlemaninaspect;andinreality,ofdecorousseriousdeportment,andthewishtobehighanddignified。Hehadakindofright,too,intheAnti—Pragmaticsense;andwascomeofImperialkindred,——KaiserLudwigtheBavarian,andKaiserRupertofthePfalz,calledRupertKLEMM,orRupertSmith’s—vice,ifanyreadernowrememberhim,werebothofhisancestors。HemightfairlypretendtoKaisershipandtoAustrianownership,——hadheotherwisebeenequaltosuchenterprises。But,inallambitionsandattempts,howsoevergroundedotherwise,thereisthisstrictquestiononthethreshold:"Areyouofweightfortheadventure;arenotyoufartoolightforit?"
Ambitiouspersonsoftenslurthisquestion;andgetsquelchedtopieces,bybringingtheTwelveLaborsofHerculesonUnherculeanbacks!NoteveryoneissoluckyasourFriedrichinthatparticular,——whoseback,thoughwithdifficulty,heldout。
WhichpoorKarlAlbert’sneverhadmuchlikelihoodtodo。
FewmortalsinanyagehaveofferedsuchanexampleofthetragedieswhichAmbitionhasinstoreforhervotaries;andwhatamatterHopeFULFILLEDmaybetotheunreflectingSonofAdam。
Wesaid,hehadakindofrighttoAustria,withal。HedescendedbythefemalelinefromKaiserFerdinandI。(asdidKur—Sachsen,thoughbyayoungerDaughterthanKarlAlbert’sAncestress);andheappealedtoKaiserFerdinand’sSettlementoftheSuccession,asahigherthananysubsequentPragmaticcouldbe。Uponwhichtherehangsanincident;stillfamoustoGermanreaders。KarlAlbert,gettingintoPublicArgumentinthisway,naturallyinstructedPerusatodemandsightofKaiserFerdinand’sLastWill,thetenorofwhichwasknownbyauthenticCopyinMunchen,ifnotelsewhereamongthekindred。Aftersomedelay,Perusa(4thNovember,1740),summoningtheotherexcellenciestowitness,gotsightoftheWill:
tohishorror,therestood,inthecardinalpassage,insteadof"MUNNLICHE"(maledescendants),"EHELICHE"(lawfullybegottendescendants),——fataltoKarlAlbert’sclaim!NorcouldhePROVE
thattheParchmenthadbeenscrapedoraltered,thoughhekepttryingandexaminingforsomedays。Hewithdrewthereupon,byorder,straightwayfromVienna;testifyingindumb—showwhathethought。"ItisyourCopythatisfalse,"criedtheViennapeople:
"ithasbeenfoistedonyou,withthiswrongwordinit;donebysomebody(yourfriend,theExcellencyHerrvonHartmann,shallweguess?),wishingtocurryfavorwithambitiousfoolishpersons!"
SuchwastheAustrianstory。PerhapsinMunchenitselftheirCopyistwasnotknown;——foraughtIlearn,theCopywasmadelongsince,andtheCopyistdead。Hartmann,namedasCopyistbytheViennapeople,madeemphaticpublicanswer:"NeverdidIcopyit,orseeit!"Andthererosegreatargument,whichisnotyetquiteended,astothequestion,"Originalfalsified,orCopyfalsified?"
——andthemodernvote,Ibelieve,ratherclearlyis,ThattheAustrianOfficialshaddoneit——inacaseofnecessity。[Adelung,ii。150—154(14th—20thNovember,1740),givesthepublicfacts,withoutcommentary。Hormayr(AnemonenausdemTagebucheinesaltenPilgersmannes,Jena,1845,i。162—169,——
ouroldHormayroftheAUSTRIANPLUTARCH,butnowAnonymous,andinOppositionhumor)considersthecasenearlyprovedagainstAustria,andthatBartensteinandoneBessel,apillaroftheChurch,wereconcernedinit。]Possi—ble?"Butyouwillloseyoursoul!"saidtheParsononcetoapooroldGentlewoman,EnglishbyNation,whorefused,indying,tocontradictsomedomesticfiction,togiveupsomedomesticsecret:"Butyouwillloseyoursoul,Madam!"——
"Tush,whatsignifiesmypoorsillysoulcomparedwiththehonorofthefamily?"——
2。KINGFRIEDRICH;——KingFriedrichmaybetakenastheAnti—
Pragmaticnextinorderoftime。Hetoolostnotamoment,andproceededopenly;noquirkingtobechargeduponhim。Hisaccountofhimselfinthismatteralwayswas:"BytheTreatyofWusterhausen,1726,unquestionablyPrussiaundertooktoguaranteePragmaticSanction;thelateKaiserundertakinginreturn,bythesameTreaty,tosecureBergandJulichtoPrussia,andtohavesomeprogressmadeinitwithinsixmonthsfromsigning。
Andunquestionablyalso,thelateKaiserdidthereupon,orevenhadalreadydone,preciselythereverse;namely,secured,sofarasinhimwaspossible,BergandJulichtoKur—Pfalz。SuchTreaty,havinginthiswaydonesuicide,isdeadandbecomezero:andIamfree,inrespectofPragmaticSanction,todowhatevershallseemgoodtome。Mywishwas,andwouldstillbe,TomaintainPragmaticSanction,andeventosupportitby100,000men,andsecuretheElectionoftheGrand—DuketotheKaisership,——weremyclaimsonSilesiaonceliquidated。ButthesehavenoconcernwithPragmaticSanction,fororagainst:thesearegoodagainstwhoevermayfallHeirtotheHouseofAustria,ortoSilesia:andmyintentionis,thatthestronghand,solongclencheduponmyrights,shallopenitselfbythisfavorableopportunity,andgivethemout。"ThatisFriedrich’scase。Andintruththejuryeverywherehastofind,——sosoonasinstructed,whichisalongprocessinsomesectionsofit(inEngland,forexample),——ThatPragmaticSanctionhasnot,excepthelplesslamentations,"AlasthatYOUshouldbeheretoinsistuponyourrights,andtoopenfistslongclosed!"——theleast,wordtosaytoFriedrich。
3。TERMAGANTOFSPAIN。——PerhapsthemostdistractedoftheAnti—
PragmaticsubterfugeswasthatusedbySpain,whentheShe—dragonorTermagantsawgoodtoeatherCovenant;whichwasataveryearlystage。TheTermagant’spoorHusbandisaBourbon,notaHapsburgatall:"ButhasnothefallenheirtotheSpanishHapsburgs;becomealloneasthey,anALTER—EGOoftheSpanishHapsburgs?"asksshe。"AndtheAustrianHapsburgsbeingout,donottheSpanishHapsburgscomein?He,Isay,thisBOURBON—Hapsburg,heistherealHapsburg,nowthattheAustrianBranchisgone;
PresidentheoftheGoldenFleece[whichacertain"Archduchess,"
MariaTheresa,hadbeenmeddlingwith];Proprietor,he,ofAustrianItaly,andofallormostthingsAustrian!"——andproducesDocumentaryCovenantsofPhilipII。withhisAustrianCousins;
"towhichPhilip,"saidtheTermagant,"weBourbonssurely,ifyouconsiderit,areHeirandAlter—Ego!"Isnot,thisacuriouscaseoftestamentaryright;humangreedobliteratingpersonalidentityitself?
Belleislehadagreatdealofdifficulty,keepingtheTermagantbacktillthingswereripe。Herhopepracticallywas,BabyCarlosbeingprosperousKingofNaplesthislongwhile,togettheMilaneseforanotherBabyshehas,——BabyPhilip,whomsheoncethoughtofmakingPope;——andsheiseagerbeyondmeasuretohaveastrokeattheMilanese。"Wait!"hoarselywhispersBelleisletoher;
andshecanscarcelywait。MariaTheresa’sNoteofAnnouncement"NewQueenofHungary,mayitpleaseyou!"theFrench,aswesaw,wereverylonginanswering。TheTermagantdidnotansweritatall;complainedonthecontrary,"Whatisthis,Madam!GoldenFleece,you?"——and,earlyinMarch,informedmankindthatshewasSpanishHapsburg,thegenuinearticle;andsentoffExcellencyMontijos,alittlemanofgreatexpense,toassistattheElectionofaproperKaiser,andbeusefultoBelleisleinthegreatthingsnowahead。[Spain’sGolden—Fleecepretensions,17thJanuary,1741
(Adelung,ii。233,234);"PublishesatParis,"inMarch(ib。293);
andonthe23dMarchaccreditsMontijos(ib。293):ItalianWar,heldbackbyBelleisleandtheEnglishFleets,cannotgetbeguntillOctoberfollowing。]
4。KINGOFPOLAND。——ThemostticklishcardinBelleisle’sgame,andprobablythegreatestfooloftheseAnti—PragmaticDozen,wasKur—Sachsen,KingofPoland。He,likeKarlAlbertKur—Baiern,derivesfromKaiserFerdinand,thoughbyaYOUNGERDaughter,andhasalikeclaimontheAustrianSuccession;claimnullified,however,bythatsmallcircumstanceitself,butwhichhewouldfainmendbyonemakeshiftoranother;andthinksalwaysitmustsurelybegoodforsomething。ThisisAugustIII。,thisKingofPoland,asreadersknow;sonofAugusttheStrong:PapamadehimchangetotheCatholicreligionsocalled,——forthesakeofgettingPoland,whichprovesaverypoorpossessiontohim。Whoknowswhatdamagethepoorcreaturemayhavegotbythatsadoperation;——whichallSaxonysighedtotheheartonhearingof;foritwasalwayshopedhehadsomerealreligion,andwoulddeliverthemfromthatBabylonishCaptivityagain!HemarriedKaiserJosephI。’sDaughter,——MariaTheresa’sCousin,andbyanElderBrother;——this,too,oughtsurelytobesomethingintheAnti—Pragmaticline?Itistrue,Kur—BaiernhastoWifeanotherDaughterofKaiserJoseph’s;butsheistheyounger:"IamseniorTHERE,atleast!"thinksthefoolishman。
Tootrue,hehadfinally,inpastyears,tosignPragmaticSanction;nohelpforit,nohopewithoutit,inthatPolish—
Electiontime。HewillhavetoeathisCovenant,therefore,asthefirststepinAnti—Pragmatism;andheisextremelyindoubtastotheHow,sometimesastotheWhether。Andshiftsandwhirls,accordingly,atagreatrate,inthesemonthsandyears;nowonMariaTheresa’sside,deludedbyshadowsfromVienna,andgettingintoRussianPartition—Treaties;anontickledbyBelleisleintothereverseposture;thenagainreversing。Anidle,easy—tempered,yetgreedycreature,who,whatwithreligiousapostasyinearlymanhood,whatwithflaccidambitionssince,andidlegapingsaftershadows,haslosthelminthisworld;andwillmakeaverybadvoyageforselfandcountry。
HisPalinurusandchiefCounsellor,atpresentandafterwards,isaCountvonBruhl,oncepagetoAugusttheStrong;nowrisentosuchheight:Bruhlofthethreehundredandsixty—fivesuitsofclothes;
whomithasgrownwearisomeeventolaughat。Acunninglittlewretch,theysay,andofdefttongue;butsurelyamongtheunwisestofalltheSonsofAdaminthatday,andsuchaPalinurusasseldomsteeredbefore。Kur—Sachsen,beingReichs—VicarintheNorthernParts,——(Kur—BaiernandKur—Pfalz,asfriendsandgoodWittelsbacherCousinssurelyought,inacrisislikethis,haveagreedtobeJOINT—VicarsintheSouthernParts,andnolongerquarreluponit),——Kur—SachsenhasagooddealtodointheElectionpreludings,formalitiesandprearrangements;andiscapable,asKur—PfalzandCousinalwaysare,ofservingaschiseltoBelleisle’smallet,insuchpoints,whichwillplentifullyturnup。
5。KINGOFSARDINIA。——Reichs—VicarintheItalianPartsisCharlesAmadeusKingofSardinia(tougholdVictor’sSon,whomwehaveheardof):anofficemostlyhonorary;suitabletotheimportantindividualwhokeepstheDooroftheAlps。CharlesAmadeushadsignedthePragmaticSanction;buteatshisCovenant,liketheothers,onexampleofFrance;——having,ashenowbethinkshimself,claimsontheMilanese。TherearetwoclaimantsontheMilanese,then;theSpanishTermagant,andhe?Yes;andtheywillhavetheirdifficulties,theirextensivetusslingsinItalianWarandotherwise,tomakeanadjustmentofit;andwillgiveBelleisle(atleasttheDoorkeeperwill)animmensityoftrouble,inyearscoming。
InthiswaydothePragmaticpeopleeattheirownCovenant,oneaftertheother,andarenotashamed;——tillallhaveeaten,orasgoodaseaten;and,almostwithinyearandday,PragmaticSanctionisavanishedquantity;andpoorKaiserKarl’slife—laborisnotworththesheepskinandstationeryitcosthim。Historyreportsinsum,That"nobodykeptthePragmaticSanction;thatthefew[strictlyspeaking,theone]whoactedbyit,wouldhavedonepreciselythesame,thoughtherehadneverbeensuchaDocumentinexistence。"ToGeorgeII。,itis,wasandwillbe,theKeystoneofNature,thetrueAnti—Frenchpalladiumofmankind;andhe,draggingtheunwillingDutchafterhim,willdogreatthingsforit:
butnobodyelsedoesanythingatall。Mightwehopetobidadieutoit,inthismanner,andnevertomentionitagain!——
DocumentmorefutiletherehadnotbeeninNature,norwillbe。
FriedrichhadnotyetfoughtatMollwitzinassertionofhisSilesianclaim,whenthepoorPope——poorsoul,whohadnoCovenanttoeat,buttookpatternbyothers——claimed,insolemnAllocution,ParmaandPiacenzafortheHolySee。[Adelung,ii。376(5thApril,1741)]Alltheworldisclaiming。OftheCourtofWurtemberganditsProtestings,and"extensiveDeduction"aboutnothingatall,wedonotspeak;[Ib。ii。195,403。]norofMontmorencyclaimingLuxemburg,ofwhichheisTitular"Duke;"norofMonsignorediGuastallaclaimingMantua;norof——Inbrief,thefencesarenowdown;abroadFrenchgapinthosemilesofelaboratepaling,whicharegoodonlyasfirewoodhenceforth,andanyassmayrushinandclaimabellyful。GreataretheworksofBelleisle!——
CONCERNINGTHEIMPERIALELECTION(Kaiserwahl)THATIS
TOBE:CANDIDATESFORKAISERSHIP。
AtequalstepwiththeruiningofPragmaticSanctiongoesonthatspoilingofGrand—DukeFranz’sElectiontotheKaisership:
thesetwooperationsrunparallel;orrather,underdifferentforms,theyareoneandthesameoperation。"Toassist,asaMostChristianneighborought,inpickingoutthefitKaiser,"wasBelleisle’sostensiblemission;andindeedthisdoesincludevirtuallyhiswholeerrand。TillthreemonthsafterBelleisle’sappearanceinthebusiness,Grand—DukeFranzneverdoubtedbutheshouldbeKaiser;Friedrich’soffersto,helphiminithehadscorned,astheofferofafifthwheeltohischariot,alreadyrushingonwithfour。"HereisKur—Bohmen,Austria’sownvote,"
countstheGrand—Duke;"Kur—Sachsen,doingPrussian—PartitionTreatiesforus;Kur—Trier,ourfatlittleSchonborn,Austriantothebone;Kur—Mainz,importantchairman,regulatoroftheConclave;
hereareFourElectorsforus:thenalsoKur—Pfalz,hesurely,inreturnfortheBerg—Julichservice;finally,andliabletonoquestionKur—Hanover,littleGeorgeofEnglandwithhisendlessguineasandresources,alittleJack—the—Giantkiller,greaterthanallGiants,PaladinofthePragmaticandus:hereareSixElectorsoftheNine。LetBrandenburgandtheBavarianCouple,Kur—BaiernandKur—Koln,dotheirpleasure!"ThiswasGrand—DukeFranz’scalculation。
BythetimeBelleislehadbeenthreemonthsinGermany,theGrand—
Duke’snotionhadchanged;andhebegan"applyingtotheSea—Powers,""toRussia,"andallround。InBelleisle’ssixthmonth,theGrand—Duke,aftersuchdemolitionofPragmatic,andsuchdisastersandcontradictionsashadbeen,sawhiscasetobedesperate;thoughhestillstucktoit,Austrian—like,——orrather,Austriaforhimstucktoit,theGrand—Dukebeingcarelessofsuchthings;——andindeed,privately,neverdidgivein,evenAFTERtheElection,asweshallhavetonote。
TheReichitselfbeingmainlyaPhantasmorEnchantedWiggery,its"Kaiser—Choosing"(KAISERWAHL),——nowgettingunderwayatFrankfurt,withpreliminaryoutskirtsatRegensburg,andintheChanceryofMainz——isveryphantasmal,nottosayghastly;
andforbidding,notinviting,tothehumaneye。NineKurfursts,ChoosersofTeutschland’srealCaptain,innoneofwhomistheremuchthoughtforTeutschlandoritsinterests,——andindeedinhardlymorethanOneofwhom(PrussianFriedrich,ifreaderswillknowit)istheretheleastthoughtthatway;but,ingeneral,muchindifferencetothingsdivineordiabolic,andthoughtforone’sownpaltryprofitsandlossesonly!Soithaslongbeen;andsoitnowis,morethanusual。——Consideragain,areEnchantedWiggeriesabeautifulthing,inthisextremelyearnestWorld?——
TheKaiserwahlisanaffairdependingmuchonprocessions,proclamations,ondelusionsoptical,acoustic;onpalaverings,manoeuvrings,holdingsback,thenhastypushingsforward;
andindeedismainly,inmoresensesthanone,underguidanceofthePrinceofthePoweroftheAir。Unbeautiful,likeaWorld—
ParliamentofNightmares(ifthereadercouldconceivesuchathing);hugeformless,tonguelessmonstersofthatspecies,doingtheir"threereadings,"——underPresidencyorchief—pipershipasabove!Belleisle,forhispart,isconsummatelyskilful,andmanagesasonlyhimselfcould。Keepshisgamewellhidden,notahintorwhisperofitexceptinstudiedproportions;spreadsouthislines,hisbirdlime;tickles,entices,astonishes;goeshisrounds,likeasubtleFowler,takingcaptivethemindsofmen;
aPhoebus—Apollo,godofmelodyandofthesun,fillinghisnetwithbirds。
Ibelieve,oldKur—Pfalz,forthesakeofFrenchneighborhood,andBerg—and—Julich,weretherenothingmore,wasveryhelpfultohim;
——inMarchpast,whentheElectionwastohavebeen,whenitwouldhavegoneatonceinfavoroftheGrand—Duke,Kur—PfalzgottheElection"postponedalittle。"Postponing,procrastinating;
thenagainpushingviolentlyon,whenthingsareripe:BelleislehasonlytogivesignaltoafitKur—Pfalz。InallKurfurstCourts,theFrenchAmbassadorssingdiligentlytothetuneBelleislesetsthem;andCourtsgiveear,orwilldo,whenthecharmerhimselfarrives。
Kur—Sachsen,asabovehinted,washismostdelicateoperation,inthecharmingortrout—ticklingway。AndKur—Sachsen——andpoorSaxony,eversince——knowsifhedidnotdoitwell!"DeductthisKur—SachsenfromtheAustrianside,"calculatesBelleisle;"addhimtoours,itisalmostanequalityofvotes。Kur—Baiern,ourownImperialCandidate;Kur—Koln,hisBrother;Kur—Pfalz,bygenealogyhisCousin(nottomentionBerg—Julichmatters);herearethreeWittelsbachers,knittogether;threesurevotes;KingFriedrich,Kur—Brandenburg,thereisafourth;andifKur—Sachsenwouldjoin?"
ButwhoknowsifKur—Sachsenwill!ThepoorsoulhashimselfthoughtsofbeingKaiser;thennothoughts,andagainsome:
thoughtswhichBelleisleknowshowtohandle。"Yes,Kaiseryou,yourMajesty;excellent!"Andsetstoconsiderthemethods:
"Hm,ha,hm!Think,yourMajesty:oughtnotthatBohemianVotetobeexcluded,foronething?Kur—Bohmenisfallenintothedistaff,MariaTheresaherselfcannotvote。Surelyquestionwillrise,Whetherdistaffcan,validly,handitovertodistaff’shusband,astheyareaboutdoing?Whether,infact,Kur—Bohmenisnotinabeyanceforthistime?""So!"answeredKur—Sachsen,Reichs—
Vicarius。Andthereuponmeetingsweresummoned;NightmareCommitteessatonthismatterundertheReichs—Vicar,slowlyhatchingit;andatlengthbroughtout,"Kur—BohmenNOT
transferablebythedistaff;Kur—Bohmeninabeyanceforthistime。"
GreatlytothejoyofBelleisle;infinitelytothechagrinofherHungarianMajesty,——whodeclareditacryinginjustice(thoughI
believelegallydoneineverypoint);andbyandby,evenmadeitapleaofNullity,destructivetotheElectionaltogether,whenherHungarianMajesty’saffairslookedupagain,andtheworldwouldlistentoAustriansophistriesandobstinacies。ThiswasanessentialservicefromKur—Sachsen。[Began,indistinctly,"inMarch"(1741);languid"forsomemonths"(Adelung,ii。292);
"November4th,"wassettledinthenegative,"Kur—Bohmennottohaveavote"(MariaTheresiensLeben,
p。47n。)。
AfterwhichKur—Sachsen’sownpoorKaisershipdiedawayinto"Hm,ha,hm!"again,withagratefulBelleisle。WhoneverthelessdexterouslyretainedKur—Sachsenasally;ticklingthepoorwretchwithotherbaits。OftheKaiserhehadreallymeantallalong,therewasdeadsilence,exceptbetweentheparties;nowhisperheard,forsixmonthsafterithadbeenagreedupon;none,fortwoornearthreemonthsafterformalsettlement,andsigningandsealing。KarlAlbert’sTreatywithBelleislewas18thMay,1741;
andhedidnotdeclarehimselfaCandidatetill1st—4thJulyfollowing。[Adelung,ii。357,421。]BelleisleunderstandstheNightmareParliaments,theelectioneeringart,andhowtodealwithEnchantedWiggeries。Moreperfectmaster,inthatsadart,hasnotturneduponrecordtoone’safflictedmind。SuchaSun—god,anddoingsuchaScavengerism!Belleisle,inthesixthmonth(endofAugust,1741),feelssureofamajority。HowBelleislemanaged,afterthat,tocheckmateGeorgeofEngland,andmakeevenGeorgevoteforhim,andtheKaiserwahltobeunanimousagainstGrand—
DukeFranz,willbeseen。GreatareBelleisle’sdoingsinthisworld,iftheywereusefuleithertoGodorman,ortoBelleislehimselffirstofall!——
TEUTSCHLANDTOBECARVEDINTOSOMETHINGOFSYMMETRY,SHOULDTHEBELLEISLEENTERPRISESSUCCEED。
Belleisle’sschemes,intherearofallthislabor,aregrandiosetoadegree。MenwonderattheFirstNapoleon’smadnotionsinthatkind。ButnoNapoleon,inthefireoftherevolutionaryelement;noSham—Napoleon,intheashesofit:hardlyaParisianJournalistofimaginativeturn,speculatingontheFirstNationoftheUniverseandwhatitsplaceis,——couldgohigherthandidthisgrandioseBelleisle;amanwithclearthoughtsinhishead,underatorpidLouisXV。Letmesee,thinksBelleisle。GermanywithourBavarianforKaiser;Germanytobecutinto,say,FourlittleKingdoms:
1。BavariawiththeleanKaiserhood;2。Saxony,fattenedbyitsshareofAustria;3。Prussiathelike;4。Austriaitself,shorndownasabove,andshovedouttotheremoteHungarianparts:VOILA。
These,notreckoningHanover,whichperhapswecannotgetjustyet,areFourprettySovereignties。Three,orTwo,ofthesehireablebygold,itistobehoped。AndwillnotFrancehaveaglorioustimeofit;playingmasteroftherevelsthere,eggingoneagainsttheother!Yes,Germanyisthen,whatNaturedesignedit,aProvinceofFrance:littleGeorgeofHanoverhimself,andwhoknowsbutEnglandafterhim,mayonedayfindtheirfateinevitable,liketheothers。
OLouis,OmyKing,isnotthisanoutlook?LouisleGrandwasgreat;butyouarelikelytobeLouistheGrandest;andhereisaWorldshaped,atlast,aftertherealpattern!
Suchare,insadtruth,Belleisle’sschemes;notyetentirelyhatchedintodaylightorarticulation;bntbecomingarticulate,tohimselfandothers,moreandmore。Reader,keepthemwellinmind:
Ihadrathernotspeakofthemagain。TheyareessentialtoourStory;buttheyareafflictivelyvain,contrarytotheLawsofFact;andcan,noworhenceforth,innowisebe。Myfriend,itwasnotBeelzebub,norMephistopheles,norAutolyeus—Apollothatbuiltthisworldandus;itwasAnother。Andyouwillgetyourcrownwellrapped,M。leMarechal,forsoforgettingthatfact!Franceisanextremelyprettycreature;butthisofmakingFrancethesupremeGovernorandGod’s—VicegerentofNations,is,was,andremains,oneofthemaddestnotions。FranceatitsidealBEST,andwithademi—
godforKingoverit,werebynomeansfitforsuchfunction;nayofmanyNationsiseminentlytheunfittestforit。AndFranceatitsWORSTornearlyso,withaLouisXV。overitbywayofdemi—god——OBelleisle,whatkindofFranceisthis;shininginyourgrandioseimagination,insuchcontrasttothestingyfact:likeacreatureconsistingoftwoenormouswings,fivehundredyardsinpotentialextent,andnobodybiggerthanthatofacommoncock,weighingthreepoundsavoirdupois。Cockwithhisowngizzardmuchoutofsorts,too!
Itwas"earlyinMarch"[Adelung,ii。305。]whenBelleisle,theArtificialSun—god,quittedParisonthiserrand。HecamebytheMoselleroad;calledontheRhineKurfursts,Koln,Trier,Mainz;
dazzlingthem,sofaraspossible,withhissplendorforthemindandfortheeye。HeproceedednexttoDresden,whichisamaincard:andwherethereisimmensemanipulationneeded,andthemostdelicatetrout—tickling;thisbeingaskittishfish,andanimportant,thoughafoolish。BelleislewasatDresdenwhentheBattleofMollwitzfellout:whatawindfallintoBelleisle’sgame!
HeranacrosstoFriedrichatMollwitz,tocongratulate,toconsult,——asweshallseeanon。
Belleisle,Iaminformed,inthispreliminaryTourofhis,speaksonly,orhintsonly(exceptintheproperquarters),ofElectionBusiness;oftheneedthereperhapsis,onthepartofanAgegrowinginliberalideas,toexcludetheAustrianGrand—Duke;
tocurbthatponderous,harsh,ungenerousHouseofAustria,toolonglordingitovergenerousGermany;andtosetupsomebetterHouse,——Bavaria,forexample;Saxony,forexample?Ofhisplansintherearofthisheissilent;speaksonlybyhints,byinnuendoes,totheproperparties。Butripeningorripe,plansdolietorear;
far—stretching,high—soaring;inpart,darkevenatVersailles;
darklyfermenting,notyetdeveloped,inBelleisle’sownhead;onlytheFutureKaiseraluminousfixedpoint,shootingbeamsacrossthegrandioseCreation—Processgoingonthere。
BytheendofAugust,1741,Belleislehadbecomecertainofhisgame;24thJanuary,1742,hesawhimselfasifwinner。
BeforeAugust,1741,hehadgothisElectorsmanipulated,tickledtohispurpose,bythewitcheryofaPhoebus—AutolycusorDiplomaticSun—god;majoritysecuredforaBavarianKaiser,andagainstanAustrianone。Andinthecourseofthatmonth,——whatwasstillmoreconsiderable!——hewasgetting,undermildpretexts,aboutahundredthousandarmedFrenchmengentlywaftedoveruponthesoilofGermany。TwocompleteFrenchArmies,40,000each(PLUS
theirReserves),oneovertheUpperRhine,oneovertheLower;
aboutwhichweshallhearagreatdealintimecoming!Undermildpretexts:"Peaceableaslambs,don’tyouobserve?MerelytoprotectFreedomofElection,inthisfineneighborcountry;andasalliestoourFriendofBavaria,shouldhechancetobenewKaiser,andtopersistinhismodestclaimsotherwise。"Thiswashiscrowningstroke。WhichfinishedstraightwaytheremnantsofPragmaticSanctionandofeveryobstacle;andinashiningmannerswepttheroadsclear。Andso,onJanuary24thfollowing,theElection,longheldbackbyBelleisle’smanoeuvrings,actuallytakeseffect,——infavorofKarlAlbert,ourinvaluableBavarianFriend。AustriaisleftsolitaryintheReich;PragmaticSanction,KeystoneofNature,whichBelleisleandFrancehadsworntokeepin,isopenlytornoutbyBelleisleandbyFranceandthemajorityofmankind;
andBelleisleseeshimself,toallappearance,winner。
ThiswastheharvestreapedbyBelleisle,withinyearandday;
afterendlessmanoeuvring,suchasonlyaBelleisleinthecharacterofDiplomaticSun—godcoulddo。Beyondquestion,thedistractedambitionsofseveralGermanPrinceshavebeenkindledbyBelleisle;whatwecalledtherottenthatchofGermanyiswellonfire。ThisdiligentsowingintheReich——tojudgebythe100,000,armedmenhere,andthecounterhundredsofthousandsarming——
hasbeenaprettystrokeofdragon’s—teethhusbandryonBelleisle’spart。
BELLEISLEONVISITTOFRIEDRICH;SEESFRIEDRICHBESIEGE
BRIEG,WITHEFFECT。
ItwasApril26thwhenMarechaldeBelleisle,withhisBrothertheChevalier,withValoriandotherbrightaccompaniment,arrivedinFriedrich’sCamp。"CampofMollwitz"sonamed;betweenMollwitzandBrieg;whereFriedrichisstillresting,inavigilantexpectantcondition;and,exceptitbethetakingofBrieg,hasnothingmilitaryonhand。Wednesday,26thApril,thedistinguishedExcellency——escortedforthelastthreemilesby120Horse,andtheothercustomaryceremonies——makeshisappearance:nodoubtaninterestingonetoFriedrich,forthisandthedaysnextfollowing。
Theirtalkisnotreportedanywhere:norisitsaidwithexactitudehowfar,whetherwhollynow,oronlyinpartnow,BelleisleexpoundedhissublimeideastoFriedrich;orwhatprecisereceptiontheygot。Friedrichhimselfwriteslongafterwardsoftheevent;
but,asusual,withoutprecision,exceptingeneraleffect。Now,orsometimeafter,FriedrichsayshefoundBelleisle,onemorning,withbrowclouded,knitintointensemeditation:"Haveyouhadbadnews,M。leMarechal?"asksFriedrich。"No,ohno!IamconsideringwhatweshallmakeofthatMoravia?"——"Moravia;Hm!"Friedrichsuppressestheglancethatisrisingtohiseyes:"Can’tyougiveittoSaxony,then?BuySaxonyintothePlanwithit!""Excellent,"
answersBelleisle,andunpuckershissternbrowagain。
Friedrichthinkshighly,andaboutthistimeoftensaysso,ofthemanBelleisle:butastotheman’seffulgencies,andwide—wingedPlans,noneislessseducedbythemthanFriedrich:"Yourchickensarenothatched,M。leMarechal;someofushopetheyneverwillbe,——thoughtheincubation—processmayhaveusesforsomeofus!"
FriedrichknowsthattheKaisershipgiventoanyotherthanGrand—
DukeFranzwillbemostlyanimaginaryquantity。"AgrandSymbolicCloakintheeyesofthevulgar;butemptyofallthings,emptyevenofcash,forthelastTwoHundredYears:Austriacanwearittoadvantage;noothermortal。HangitonAustria,whichisasolidhumanfigure,——so。"AndFriedrichwishes,andhopesalways,MariaTheresawillagreewithhim,andgetitforherHusband。"ButtohaugitonBavaria,whichisaleanbarepole?Oh,M。leMarechal!
——AndthoseFourKingdomsofyours:whatabroodofpoultry,those!
ChickenshappilyyetUNhatched;——eggsaddle,Ishouldventuretohope:——onlydogoonincubating,M。leMarechal!"ThatisFriedrich’snotionofthething。BelleislestayedwithFriedrich"afewdays,"saytheBooks。Afterwhich,Friedrich,findingBelleisletoowingedacreature,corresponded,inpreference,withFleuryandtheHeadSources;——whoarealwaysintenselyenoughconcernedaboutthose"aces"fallingtohim,andhowthesamearetobe"shared。"
[DetailsinHelden—Geschichte,i。912,962,916;inOEuvresdeFrederic,ii。79,80;&c。]
InsteadofparadeorreviewinhonorofBelleisle,therehappenedtobeafargrandermilitaryshow,ofthepracticalkind。TheSiegeofBrieg,theOpeningoftheTrenchesbeforeBrieg,chancedtobejustready,onBelleisle’sarrival:——andwouldhavetakeneffect,wefind,thatverynight,April26th,hadnotasuddenwintryoutburst,or"tempestofextraordinaryviolence,"prevented。
Nextnight,nightofthe27th—28th,undershineofthefullMoon,intheopenchampaigncountry,onbothsidesoftheRiver,itdidtakeeffect。Anuncommonlyfinethingofitssort;asonecanstillseebyreadingFriedrich’sstrictProgramforit,——amostminute,preciseandall—anticipatingProgram,whichstillinterestsmilitarymen,asFriedrich’sfirstPieceinthatkind,——andcomparingtherewiththeNarrativesoftheperformancewhichensued。
[OrdreundDispositiones(SIC),wornachsichderGeneral—
LieutenantvonKalcksteinbeiEroffnungderTrancheen,&c。
(OeuvresdeFrederic,xxx。39—44):theProgram。
Helden—Geschichte,i。916—928:
theNarrative。]
Kalkstein,Friedrich’soldTutor,isCaptainoftheSiege;
underhimJeetz,longusedtoblockadingaboutBrieg。ThesilveryOderhasitsduebridgesforcommunication;allisinreadiness,andwaitingmanifoldasintheslip,——andthereisEngineerWalrave,ourGlogauDutchfriend,whoshall,attherightinstant,"withhisstraw—rope(STROHSEIL)markoutthefirstparallel,"andbeswiftaboutit!Thereare2,000diggers,withthedueimplements,fascines,equipments;dulydivided,intoTwelveequalParties,and"alwaystwospadementoonepickman"(whichindicatessoftsandyground):these,withtheescortingorcoveringbattalions,TwelvePartiestheyalso,onbothsidesoftheRiver,aretobeintheirseveralstationsatthefixedmoments;
man,musket,mattock,strictlyexact。TheyaretoadvanceatMidnight;thecoveringbattalionssomanyyardsahead:nospeakingispermissible,northeleasttobacco—smoking;nodrumtobeallowedforfearofaccident;nofiring,unlessyouarefiredon。
Thecoveringbattalionsareallto"lieflat,sosoonastheygettotheirground,allbuttheOfficersandsentries。"TorearofthesestandWalraveandassistants,silent,withtheirstraw—rope;
——silent,thenanonswift,andinwhisperoralmostbydumb—show,"Now,then!"Afterwhomthediggers,fascine—men,workers,eachinhiskind,shallfallto,silently,anddigandworkasforlife。
Allwhichisdone;exactasclock—work:beautifultosee,orhalfsee,andspeakoftoyourBelleisle,intheserenemoonlight!Halfanhour’smarching,halfanhour’sswiftdigging:theTown—clockofBriegwashardlystrikingOne,when"theyhaddugthemselvesin。"
And,beforedaybreak,theyhad,intwobatteries,fiftycannoninposition,withapropersetofmortars(othersidetheRiver),——
readytoastonishPiccolominiandhisAustrians;whohadnothadtheleastwhisperofthem,allnight,thoughitwasfullmoon。
GrafvonPiccolomini,anactivegallantperson,hadrefusedterms,sometimebefore;andwashopefullyintentondoinghisbest。
Andnow,suddenly,thereroseroundPiccolominisuchatornadoofcannonadingandbombardment,dayafterday,always"threegunsofoursplayingagainstoneoftheirs,"thathisgunsgotruined;
that"hishay—magazinestookfire,"——andtheSchlossitself,whichwasadjacenttothem,tookfire(asadthingtoFriedrich,whocommandedpause,thattheymighttryquenching,butinvain):——andthat,inshort,Piccolominicouldnotstandit;butonthe4thofMay,preciselyafteroneweek’sexperience,hungoutthewhiteflag,and"beatchamadeat3oftheafternoon。"Hewasallowedtomarchoutnextmorning,withescorttoNeisse;parolepledged,Nottoserveagainstusfortwoyearscoming。
Friedrichinperson(Iratherguess,Belleislenotnowathisside)
sawtheGarrisonmarchout;——keptPiccolominitodinner;agallantPiccolomini,whohadhopedtodobetter,butcouldnot。ThiswasaprettyenoughpieceofSiege—practice。Torstenson,withhisSwedes,hadfuriouslybesiegedBriegin1642,ahundredyearsago;andcoulddonothingtoit。Nothing,butwithdrawagain,futile;
leaving1,400ofhispeopledead。Friedrich,theAustrianGarrisononceout,setinstantlyaboutrepairingtheworks,andimprovingthemintoimpregnability,——ouruglyfriendWalravepresidingoverthatoperationtoo。
Belleisle,wemaybelieve,solongashecontinued,wasfullofpolitewonderoverthesethings;perhapshadcriticaladviceshereandthere,whichwouldbepolitelyreceived。Itiscertainhecameoutextremelybrilliant,giftedandagreeable,intheeyesofFriedrich;whooftenafterwards,notintheverystrictestlanguage,callshimagreatman,greatsoldier,andbyfartheconsiderablestpersonyouFrenchhave。Itisnolesscertain,Belleisledisplayed,sofarasdisplayable,hismagnificentDiplomaticWaretothebestadvantage。Towhich,weperceive,theyoungKinganswered,"Magnificent,indeed!"butwouldnotbiteallatonce;andratherpreferredcorrespondingwithFleury,onbusinesspoints,keepingthematterdexterouslyhanging,inanilluminatedelementofhopeandcontingency,forthepresent。
Belleisle,afterweknownothowmanydays,returnedtoDresden;
perfectedhisworkatDresden,orshoveditwellforward,with"thatMoravia"asbait。"Yes,KingofMoravia,you,yourPolishMajesty,shallbe!"——anditissaidthesimplecreaturedidsostylehimself,byandby,incertainrareManifestoes,whichstillexistinthecabinetsofthecurious。Belleislenext,afteronlyafewdays,wenttoMunchen;tooperateonKarlAlbertKur—Baiern,awillingsubject。And,inshort,Belleislewhirledalongincessantly,torchinhand;makinghis"circuitoftheGermanCourts,"——detailsofsaidcircuitnottobefollowedbyusfarther。
OnesmallthingonlyIhavefoundrememberable;probablytrue,thoughvague。AtMunchen,stillmoreoutatNymphenburg,thefineCountry—Palacenotfaroff,therewasofcourselongconferencing,longconsulting,secretandintense,betweenBelleislewithhispeopleandKarlAlbertwithhis。KarlAlbert,asweknow,washimselfwilling。ButacertainBaronvonUnertl——heavy—builtBavarianoftheoldtype,anoldstagerintheBavarianMinistries——wasoffarotherdisposition。Oneday,outatNymphenburg,UnertlgottotheCouncil—room,whileBelleisleandCompanywerethere:
Unertlfoundtheapartmentlocked,absolutelynoadmittance;andheardvoices,theKurfurst’sandFrenchvoices,eagerlyatworkinside。"Admitme,GraciousHerr;UMGOTTESWILLEN,me!"Noadmission。Unertl,indespair,rushedroundtothegardensideoftheApartment;desperatelysnatchedaladder,setituptothewindow,andconjuredtheGraciousHighness:"FortheloveofHeaven,myALLERGNADIGSTER,don’t!HavenotradewiththoseFrench!
RememberyourillustriousFather,KurfurstMax,intheEugene—
Marlboroughtime,whatajobhemadeofit,buildingactualarchitectureonTHEIRbigpromises,whichprovedmereacresofgiltballoon!"[Hormayr,Anemonen(citedabove),ii。152。]Wordsterriblyprophetic;buttheywerewithouteffectonKarlAlbert。
TherestofBelleisle’sinflammatorycircuitingsandextensivetravellings,forhehadmanyfirstandlastinthismatter,shallbelefttothefancyofthereader。May18th,hemadeformalTreatywithKarlAlbert:TreatyofNymphenburg,"KarlAlberttobeKaiser;
Bavaria,withAustriaProperaddedtoit,aKingdom;Frencharmies,Frenchmoneys,andotherfineitems。"[GiveninAdelung,ii。359。]
Treatytobekeptdeadsecret;KingFriedrich,forthepresent,wouldnotaccede。[GiveninAdelung,ii。421。]June25th,aftersomepreliminarysurveyoftheplace,BelleislemadehisEntryintoFrankfurt:magnificentintheextreme。Andstilldidnotrestthere;buthadtorushabout,backtoVersailles,toDresden,hither,thither:itwasnottillthelastdayofJulythathefairlytookuphisabodeinFrankfurt;and——theElectioneggs,sotospeak,beingnowalllaid——sethimselftohatchthesame。
Aprocesswhichlastedhimsixmonthslonger,withcuriousphenomenatomankind。NottillthemiddleofAugustdidhebringthose80,000ArmedFrenchmenacrosstheRhine,"tosecurepeaceinthoseparts,andfreedomofvoting。"NottillNovember4thhadKur—Sachsen,withtheNightmares,finishedthatimportantproblemoftheBohemianVote,"BohemianVoteEXCLUDEDforthistime;"——
afterwhichallwasready,thoughstillnotintheleasthurry。
November20th,camethefirstactual"Election—Conference(WAHL—
CONFERENZ)"intheRomeratFrankfurt;towhichsucceededTwoMonthsmoreofconferrings(uponalmostnothingatall):
andfinally,24thJanuary,1742,cametheElectionitself,KarlAlberttheman;poorwretch,whoneversawanothergooddayinthisworld。
Belleisleduringthosesixmonthswasratherhighandairy,extremelymagnificent;butdidnotwantdiscretion:"morelikeaKurfurstthananAmbassador;"capableof"visitingKur—Mainz,withservantspurposelyinOLDliveries,"——wherethecaseneededold,whereKur—Mainzneededsnubbing;nototherwise。[Buchholz,ii。
57n。]"TheMarechaldeBelleisle,"saysanEye—witness,ofsomefameinthosedays,"comesoutinavarietyofparts,amongushere;playsnowtheGeneral,nowthePhilosopher,nowtheMinisterofState,nowtheFrenchMarquis;——anddoesthemalltoperfection。
Surelyamasterinhisart。HisBrothertheChevalierisoneofthesensiblestandbest—trainedpersonsyoucansee。Hehasapenetratingintellect;isalwaysoccupied,andfullofgreatschemes;andhasneverthelessastaidkindofmanner。HeisoneofthemostimportantPersonageshere;andinallthingshisBrother’srighthand。"[VonLoen,KleineSchriften
(citedinAdelung,ii。400)。]InFrankfurt,bothBelleisleandhisBrotherweremuchrespected,theBrotherespecially,asmenofdignifiedbehaviorandshiningqualities;butastotheirhundredandthirtyFrenchLordsandotherValetry,thesebytheirextravagancesandexcesses(AUSSCHWEIFUNGEN)madethemselvesextremelydetestable,itwouldappear。[Buchholz,ii。54;
inAdelung,ii。398n。,aFrenchBROCARDonthesubject,ofsufficientemphasis。]
ChapterXII。
SORROWSOFHISBRITANNICMAJESTY。
GeorgeII。didnothearofMollwitzforaboveafortnightafteritfellout;buthehadnoneedofMollwitztokindlehiswrathorhisactivityinthatmatter。[MollwitzfirstheardofinLondon,April25th(14th);Subsidyof300,000poundsvotedsameday。
LondonGazette(April11th—14th,1741);
CommonsJournals,xxiii。705。]GeorgeII。hadseen,allalong,withnaturalmanifoldaversionandindignation,thesehighattemptsofhisNephew。"WhoisthisnewlittleKing,thatwillnotlethimselfbesnubbed,andlaughedat,andledbythenose,ashisFatherdid;butseemstobetakingaroadofhisown,andtacitlydefyingusall?Averyhighconductindeed,foraSovereignofthatmagnitude。AspiresseeminglytobetheleaderamongGermanPrinces;toreduceHanoverandus,——us,withthegoldofEnglandinourbreeches—pocket,——tothesecondplace?AreverendoldBishopofLiege,twitchedbytherochet,andshakenhitherandthither,likeareverendoldclothes—screen,tillheagreetostandstillandconform。AndnowaSilesiaseizedupon;aPragmaticSanctionkickedtothewinds:thewholeworldtobeturnedtopsy—
turvy,andHanoverandus,withourbreeches—pocket,reducedto——?"
Theemotions,theprognosticatings,anddistractedproceduresofhisBritannicMajesty,ofwhichwehaveourselvesseensomewhat,inthisfermentationoftheelements,arecopiouslysetdownforusbytheEnglishDryasdust(mostlyinunintelligibleform):but,exceptforsanepurposes,onemustbecarefulnottodwellonthem,tothesorrowofreaders。SeldomwastheresuchafeatofSomnambulism,asthatbytheEnglishandtheirKinginthenexttwentyYears。
Toextracttheparticleofsanityfromit,andseehowthepoorEnglishdidgettheirownerranddonewithal,andJenkins’sEaravenged,——thatistheoneinterestingpoint;DryasdustandtheNightmaresshall,toalltime,bewelcometotheothers。HerearesomeExcerpts,aselectfew;whichwillperhapsbeourreadiestexpedient。Thesedo,undercertainmainaspects,shadowforththeintricatepostureofKingGeorgeandhisNation,whenBelleisle,asProtagonistesorChiefBully,steptdownintothering,inthatmanner;asking,"IsthereanAntagonistes,then,orChiefDefender?"Iwilllabelthem,numberthem;and,withtheminimumofneedfulcommentary,leavethemtoimaginativereaders。
No。1。SNATCHOFPARLIAMENTARYELOQUENCEBYMR。VINER
(19thApril,1741)。
Thefuliginousexplosions,moreorlessvolcanic,whichwentoninParliamentandinEnglishsociety,againstFriedrich’sSilesianEnterprise,forlongyearsfromthisdate,arenowalldeadandavoidable,——thoughtheyhavelefttheireffectsamongustothisday。PerhapsreaderswouldliketoseetheonereasonablewordI
havefalleninwith,ofoppositetendency;Mr。Viner’sword,atthefirststartingofthatquestion:plainlysensibleword,which,haditbeenattendedto(asitwasnot),mighthavesavedussomuchnonsense,notofidletalkonly,butofextremelyseriousdeedwhichensuedthereupon!
"LONDON,19thAPRIL,1741。Thisday[Mollwitznotyetknown,CampofGottintoowellknown!]KingGeorge,inhisownhighperson,comesdowntotheHouseofLords,——which,liketheOtherHouse,issunkpainfullyinWalpoleControversies,Spanish—WarControversies,ofamerelydomesticnature;——andinformsbothHonorableHouses,withextremecaution,namingnobody,ThathemuchwishestheywouldthinkofhelpinghiminthesealarmingcircumstancesoftheCelestialBalance,readyapparentlytogoheelsuppermost。
Towhichthegeneralansweris,’Yes,surely!’——withavoteof300,000poundsforherHungarianMajesty,afewdayshence。
FromthosecontinentsofParliamentarytufa,nowfallensowasteandmournful,hereisonelittlepiecewhichoughttobeextricatedintodaylight:——
"MR。VINER(onhislegs):……’IfImistakenotthetrueintentionoftheAddressproposed,’inanswertohisMajesty’smostgraciousSpeechfromtheThrone,’weareinvitedtodeclarethatwewillopposetheKingofPrussiainhisattemptsuponSilesia:
adeclarationinwhichIseenothowanymancanconcurwhoKNOWS
NOTthenatureofhisPrussianMajesty’sClaim,andtheLawsoftheGermanEmpire[NORDOI,MR。V。]!Itoughttherefore,Sir,tohavebeenthefirstendeavorofthosebywhomthisAddresshasbeensozealouslysupported,toshowthathisPrussianMajesty’sClaim,sopubliclyexplained[BYKAUZLERLUDWIG,OFHALLE,WHO,ITSEEMS,HAS
STAGGEREDORCONVINCEDMR。VINER],sofirmlyurgedandsostronglysupported,iswithoutfoundationandreason,andisonlyoneofthoseimaginarytitleswhichAmbitionmayalwaysfindtothedominionsofanother。’(HEARMRVINER!)"[Tindal,xx。491,givestheRoyalSpeech(DATEinaveryslobberycondition);seealsoCoxe,HouseofAustria,iii。365。Viner’sFragmentofaSpeechisinThackeray,LifeofChatham,i。87。]……
Amostindispensablething,surely。Whichwasneverdone,norcaneverbedone;butwasassumedaseitherunnecessaryorelsedoneofitsownaccord,bythatCollectiveWisdomofEngland(withasageGeorgeII。attheheadofit);whoplungedintoDettingen,Fontenoy,AustrianSubsidies,Aix—la—Chapelle,andfoundationoftheEnglishNationalDebt,amongotherstrangethings,inconsequence!——
UponthatofKanzlerLudwig,andthe"sopublicExplanation"(whichweslightlyheardoflongsince),hereisanotherNote,——unlessreadersprefertoskipit:——
"ThattheDiplomaticandPoliticalworldisuniversallyintravailatthistime,noreaderneedbetold;Europeeverywhereindimanxiety,heavy—ladenexpectation(whichtoushasfallensovacant);lookingtowardsinevitablechangesandthehugeinane。
Allintravail;——andalreadyutteringprintedManifestoes,Patents,Deductions,andotherpublictravail—SHRIEKSofthatkind。
Printed;nottospeakoftheunprinted,oftheoralwhichvanishedonthespot;orevenofthewrittenwhichwereshotforthbybreathlessestafettes,andunhappilydidnotvanish,butlieinarchives,stillhumminguponus,"Won’tyoureadme,then?"——Alas,exceptoncompulsion,No!Lifebeingprecious(andtime,whichisthestuffoflife),No!——
"AtReinsbergaselsewhere,atReinsbergfirstofall,ithadbeenfelt,inOctoberlast,thattherewouldbeManifestoesneeded;
learnedProof,themoreirrefragablethebetter,ofourRighttoSilesia。Itwassettledthere,LetLudwig,KanzleroftheUniversityofHalle,doit。[HerrKanzlerLudwig,monsterofAntiquarian,LegalandotherLearningthere:wealthy,too,andclose—fisted;whomwehaveseenobligedtoopenhisclosedfist,andtodobuildingintheFriedrichStrasse,beforenow;
Nussler,hisson—in—law,havingnomoney:——ascarelessreadershaveperhapsforgotten?]Ludwigsetabouthisnewtaskwithaproudjoy。
Ludwigknowsthatstory,ifheknowanything。LongyearsagoheputforthaChapteruponit;weightyChapter;inaBookofweight,saidJudges;——Bookweighing,inpoundsavoirdupoisandotherwise,noneofusnowknowswhat:[TitleofthisweightyPerformance(seePreuss,Thronbesteigung,p。432)is,orwas(sizenotgiven),GermaniaPrinceps(Halae,1702)。Preusssaysfarther,"ThatBookii。c。3handlesthePrussianclaims:Jagerndorfbeing?13;Liegnitz,?14;OppelnandRatibor,?16;——andthatLudwighadsentaCopyofthisArgument[weightyPerformancealtogether?OrBookii。c。3ofit,whichwouldhavehadabetterchance?]toKingFriedrich,onthedeathofKaiserKarlVI。"]——but,inafteryears,itusedtobesaidbyflatterersoftheKanzler,’HerrKanzler,seetheeffectofLearning。Itwasyou,itwasyourweightyBook,thatcausedallthisWorld—tumult,andflungtheNationsintooneanother’shair!’
UponwhichtheoldKanzlerwouldblush:’Youdometoomuchhonor!’
"Ludwig,directlyonordergiven,gatheredouthisdocumentsagain,intheKing’snamethistime;andpromisedsomethingweightybyNew—year’sdayatlatest。"DoubtlesstothejoyofNussler,whohasstillnoregularappointment,thoughwelldeservingone。"Andsureenough,onJanuary7th)atBerlin,’inthreelanguages,’Ludwig’sDEDUCTIONhadcomeout;aneagerPublicwaitingforit:[Titleis,RechtsgegrundetesEigenthum(intheLatincopies,Patrimonium,andProprietefondeeenDroitintheFrenchcopies)des&c。,——thatistosay,LegalRightofPropetiyintheRoyal—ElectoralHouseofBrandenburgtotheDuchiesandPrincipalitiesofJagerndorf,Liegnitz,Brieg,Wohlau