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第47章

  "Themidwife,"Iadded,"isabsolutelyunknowntome。Sheismostlikelyanabandonedwoman,whowithherworthycompanionwantstocheatmeofmymoney。"
  "Ishouldbedelightedtothinkso,"heanswered,"butadmittingthefact,seehowchancefavoursher,andmakesitamostdifficultthingforyoutoproveyourinnocence。
  "Theyoungladydisappearedthreemonthsago。Shewasknowntobeyourintimatefriend,youcalleduponheratallhours;youspentaconsiderabletimewithherthedaybeforeshedisappeared,andnooneknowswhathasbecomeofher;buteveryone’ssuspicionspointatyou,andpaidspiesarecontinuallydoggingyoursteps。Themidwifesentmearequisitionyesterdaybyhercounsel,Vauversin。ShesaysthatthepregnantladyyoubroughttoherhouseisthesamewhomMadameX。
  C。V。issearchingfor。Shealsosaysthatyoubothworeblackdominoes,andthepolicehaveascertainedthatyouwerebothattheballinblackdominoesonthesamenightasthatonwhichthemidwifesaysyoucametoherhouse;youarealsoknowntohavelefttheball—
  roomtogether。Allthis,itistrue,doesnotconstitutefullproofofyourguilt,butitmakesonetrembleforyourinnocence。"
  "WhatcausehaveItotremble?"
  "Whatcause!Whyafalsewitness,easilyenoughhiredforalittlemoney,mightswearwithimpunitythathesawyoucomefromtheoperatogether;andacoachmaninthesamewaymightswearhehadtakenyoutothemidwife’s。InthatcaseIshouldbecompelledtoorderyourarrestandexamination,withaviewtoascertainthenameofthepersonwhomyoutookwithyou。Doyourealizethatyouareaccusedofprocuringabortion;thatthreemonthshavegonebywithoutthelady’sretreathavingbeendiscovered;thatsheissaidtobedead。
  Doyourealize,inshort,whataveryseriouschargemurderis?"
  "Certainly;butifIdieinnocent,youwillhavecondemnedmewrongly,andwillbemoretobepitiedthanI。"
  "Yes,yes,butthatwouldn’tmakeyourcaseanybetter。Youmaybesure,however,thatIwillnotcondemnaninnocentman;butIamafraidthatyouwillbealongtimeinprisonbeforeyousucceedinprovingyourinnocence。Tobebrief,youseethatintwenty—fourhoursthecaselooksverybad,andinthecourseofaweekitmightlookverymuchworse。Myinterestwasarousedinyourfavourbytheevidentabsurdityoftheaccusations,butitistheothercircumstancesaboutthecasewhichmakeitaseriousoneforyou。I
  canpartlyunderstandthecircumstances,andthefeelingsofloveandhonourwhichbidyoubesilent。Ihavespokentoyou,andIhopeyouwillhavenoreserveswithme。Iwillspareyoualltheunpleasantcircumstanceswhichthreatenyou,believing,asIdo,thatyouareinnocent。Tellmeall,andbesurethatthelady’shonourwillnotsuffer;butif,ontheotherhand,youareunfortunatelyguiltyofthecrimeslaidtoyourcharge,Iadviseyoutobeprudent,andtotakestepswhichitisnotmybusinesstosuggest。IwarnyouthatinthreeorfourdaysIshallciteyoutothebarofthecourt,andthatyouwillthenfindinmeonlythejudge——just,certainly,butsevereandimpartial。"
  Iwaspetrified;forthesewordsshewedmemydangerinallitsnakedness。IsawhowIshouldesteemthisworthyman’sgoodoffices,andsaidtohiminquiteanothertone,thatinnocentasIwas,IsawthatmybestcoursewastothrowmyselfonhiskindnessrespectingMdlle。X。C。V。,whohadcommittednocrime,butwouldloseherreputationbythisunhappybusiness。
  "Iknowwheresheis,"Iadded,"andImaytellyouthatshewouldneverhavelefthermotherifshehadnotendeavouredtoforceherintoamarriagesheabhorred"
  "Well,butthemanisnowmarried;letherreturntohermother’shouse,andyouwillbesafe,unlessthemidwifepersistsinmaintainingthatyouincitedhertoprocureabortion。"
  "Thereisnoabortioninthematter;butotherreasonspreventherreturningtoherfamily。Icantellyounomorewithoutobtainingtheconsentofanotherparty。IfIsucceedindoingsoIshallbeabletothrowthedesiredlightonthequestion。Bekindenoughtogivemeasecondhearingonthedayafterto—morrow。"
  "Iunderstand。Ishallbedelightedtohearwhatyouhavetosay。
  Ithankandcongratulateyou。Farewell!"
  Iwasonthebrinkoftheprecipice,butIwasdeterminedtoleavethekingdomratherthanbetraythehonourofmypoordearsweetheart。
  Ifithadbeenpossible,Iwouldgladlyhaveputanendtothecasewithmoney;butitwastoolate。IwassurethatFarsettihadthechiefhandinallthistrouble,thathewascontinuallyonmytrack,andthathepaidthespiesmentionedbyM。deSartine。HeitwaswhohadsetVauversin,thebarrister,afterme,andIhadnodoubtthathewoulddoallinhispowertoruinme。
  IfeltthatmyonlycoursewastotellthewholestorytoM。deSartine,buttodothatIrequiredMadameduRumain’spermission。
  CHAPTERIX
  MyExaminationIGivetheClerkThreeHundredLouis——TheMidwifeandCartel—BajacImprisoned——Mdlle。X。C。V。IsBroughttoBedofaSonandObligesHerMothertoMakeMeAmends——TheSuitAgainstMeIsQuashed——Mdlle。X。C。V。GoesWithHerMothertoBrusselsandFromThencetoVenice,WhereSheBecomesaGreatLady——MyWork—girls——
  MadameBaret——IAmRobbed,PutinPrison,andSetatLibertyAgain——
  IGotoHolland——Helvetius’"Esprit"——PiccolominiThedayaftermyinterviewwithM。deSartineIwaitedonMadameduRumainatanearlyhour。ConsideringtheurgencyofthecaseItookthelibertyofrousingherfromherslumbers,andassoonasshewasreadytoreceivemeItoldherall。
  "Therecanbenohesitationinthematter,"saidthisdelightfulwoman。"WemustmakeaconfidantofM。deSartine,andIwillspeaktohimmyselfto—daywithoutfail。"
  Forthwithshewenttoherdeskandwrotetothecriminallieutenantaskinghimtoseeheratthreeo’clockintheafternoon。Inlessthananhourtheservantreturnedwithanoteinwhichhesaidhewouldexpecther。WeagreedthatIshouldcomeagainintheevening,whenshewouldtellmetheresultofherinterview。
  Iwenttothehouseatfiveo’clock,andhadonlyafewminutestowait。
  "Ihaveconcealednothing,"saidshe;"heknowsthatsheisontheeveofherconfinement,andthatyouarenotthefather,whichspeakshighlyforyourgenerosity。Itoldhimthatassoonastheconfinementwasover,andtheyoungladyhadrecoveredherhealth,shewouldreturntohermother,thoughshewouldmakenoconfession,andthatthechildshouldbewelllookedafter。Youhavenownothingtofear,andcancalmyourself;butasthecasemustgoonyouwillbecitedbeforethecourtthedayafterto—morrow。Iadviseyoutoseetheclerkofthecourtonsomepretextorother,andtomakehimacceptasumofmoney。"
  Iwassummonedtoappear,andIappeared。IsawM。deSartine,’sedentemprotribunali’。Attheendofthesittinghetoldmethathewasobligedtoremandme,andthatduringmyremandImustnotleaveParisorgetmarried,asallmycivilrightswereinsuspensependingthedecision。Ipromisedtofollowhiscommands。
  IacknowledgedinmyexaminationthatIwasattheballinablackdominoonthenightnamedinmyaccusation,butIdeniedeverythingelse。AsforMdlle。X。C。V。,IsaidthatneitherInoranyoneofherfamilyhadanysuspicionthatshewaswithchild。
  RecollectingthatIwasanalien,andthatthiscircumstancemightmakeVauversincallformyarrest,onthepleathatImightflythekingdom,Ithoughtthemomentopportuneformakinginterestwiththeclerkofthecourt,andIaccordinglypaidhimavisit。Aftertellinghimofmyfears,Islippedintohishandapacketofthreehundredlouis,forwhichIdidnotaskforareceipt,sayingthattheyweretodefrayexpensesifIweremulctedincosts。Headvisedmetorequirethemidwifetogivebailforherappearance,andItoldmyattorneytodoso;but,fourdaysafter,thefollowingincidenttookplace:
  IwaswalkingintheTempleGardens,whenIwasaccostedbyaSavoyard,whogavemeanoteinwhichIwasinformedthatsomebodyinanalley,fiftypacesoff,wantedtospeaktome。"Eitheraloveaffairorachallenge,"Isaidtomyself,"let’ssee。"Istoppedmycarriage,whichwasfollowingme,andwenttotheplace。
  IcannotsayhowsurprisedIwastoseethewretchedCartel—Bajacstandingbeforeme。"Ihaveonlyawordtosay,"saidhe,whenhesawme。"Wewillnotbeoverheardhere。Themidwifeisquitesurethatyouarethemanwhobroughtapregnantladytoher,butsheisvexedthatyouareaccusedofmakingawaywithher。Giveherahundredlouis;shewillthendeclaretothecourtthatshehasbeenmistaken,andyourtroublewillbeended。Youneednotpaythemoneytillshehasmadeherdeclaration;wewilltakeyourwordforit。
  ComewithmeandtalkitoverwithVauversin。IamsurehewillpersuadeyoutodoasIsuggest。Iknowwheretofindhim,followmeatsomedistance。"
  Ihadlistenedtohiminsilence,andIwasdelightedtoseethattherascalswerebetrayingthemselves。"Verygood,"saidItothefellow,"yougoon,andIwillfollow。"IwentafterhimtothethirdfloorofahouseintheRueauxOurs,whereIfoundVauversinthebarrister。NosoonerhadIarrivedthanhewenttobusinesswithoutanyprefatoryremarks。
  "Themidwife,"hesaid,"willcallonyouwithawitnessapparentlywiththeintentionofmaintainingtoyourfacethatyouareherman;
  butshewon’tbeabletorecognizeyou。Shewillthenproceedwiththewitnesstothecourt,andwilldeclarethatshehasmadeamistake,andthecriminallieutenantwillforthwithputanendtotheproceedings。Youwillthusbecertainofgainingyourcaseagainstthelady’smother。"
  Ithoughttheplanwellconceived,andsaidthattheywouldfindmeattheTempleanydayuptonoon。
  "Butthemidwifewantsahundredlouisbadly。"
  "Youmeanthattheworthywomanratesherperjuryatthatprice。
  Well,nevermind,Iwillpaythemoney,andyoumaytrusttomyword;
  butIcan’tdosobeforeshehastakenoathtohermistakebeforethecourt。"
  "Verygood,butyoumustfirstgivemetwenty—fivelouistoreimbursemeformycostsandfees。"
  "Certainly,ifyouwillgivemeaformalreceiptforthemoney。"
  Hehesitatedatfirst,butaftertalkingitoverthemoneyprovedtoostrongabait,andhewroteoutthereceiptandIgavehimthetwenty—fivelouis。Hethankedme,andsaidthatthoughMadameX。C。
  V。washisclient,hewouldletmeknowconfidentiallyhowbesttoputastoptotheproceedings。IthankedhimwithasmuchgratitudeasifIhadreallyintendedtomakeuseofhisservices,andIlefttowriteandtellM。deSartinewhathadtakenplace。
  ThreedaysafterwardsIwastoldthatamanandwomanwantedtoseeme。Iwentdownandaskedthewomanwhatshewanted。
  "IwanttospeaktoM。Casanova。"
  "Iamhe。"
  "ThenIhavemadeamistake,forwhichIhopeyouwillforgiveme。"
  Hercompanionsmiled,andtheywentoff。
  ThesamedayMadameduRumainhadaletterfromtheabbesstellingherthatheryoungfriendhadgivenbirthtoafineboy,whohadbeensentawaytoaplacewherehewouldbewelllookedafter。Shestatedthattheyoungladycouldnotleavetheconventforthenextsixweeks,attheendofwhichtimeshecouldreturntohermotherwithacertificatewhichwouldprotectherfromallannoyance。
  Soonafterthemidwifewasputinsolitaryconfinement,Castel—BajacwassenttoTheBicetre,andVauversin’snamewasstruckofftherolls。ThesuitinstitutedagainstmebyMadameX。C。V。wentontillherdaughterreappeared,butIknewthatIhadnothingtofear。
  ThegirlreturnedtohermotherabouttheendofAugustarmedwithacertificatefromtheabbess,whosaidshehadbeenunderherprotectionforfourmonths,duringwhichtimeshehadneverlefttheconventorseenanypersonsfromoutside。Thiswasperfectlytrue,buttheabbessaddedthatheronlyreasonforhergoingbacktoherfamilywasthatshehadnothingmoretodreadfromtheattentionsofM。delaPopeliniere,andinthistheabbesslied。
  Mdlle。X。C。V。profitedbythedelightofhermotherinseeingheragainsafeandsound,andmadeherwaitonM。deSartinewiththeabbess’scertificate,stopallproceedingsagainstme,andwithdrawallthechargesshehadmade。HerdaughtertoldherthatifIlikedImightclaimdamagesforlibel,andthatifshedidnotwishtoinjureherreputationshewouldsaynothingmoreaboutwhathadhappened。
  Themotherwrotemealetterofthemostsatisfactorycharacter,whichIhadregisteredincourt,thusputtinganendtotheprosecution。InmyturnIwrotetocongratulateherontherecoveryofherdaughter,butIneversetfootinherhouseagain,toavoidanydisagreeablesceneswithFarsetti。
  Mdlle。X。C。V。couldnotstayanylongerinParis,wherehertalewasknowntoeveryone,andFarsettitookhertoBrusselswithhersisterMadelaine。Sometimeafter,hermotherfollowedher,andtheythenwentontoVenice,andthereinthreeyears’timeshebecameagreatlady。FifteenyearsafterwardsIsawheragain,andshewasawidow,happyenoughapparently,andenjoyingagreatreputationonaccountofherrank,wit,andsocialqualities,butourconnectionwasneverrenewed。
  InfouryearsthereaderwillhearmoreofCastel—Bajac。Towardstheendofthesameyear(1759),beforeIwenttoHolland,Ispentseveralhundredfrancstoobtainthereleaseofthemidwife。
  Ilivedlikeaprince,andmenmighthavethoughtmehappy,butIwasnot。TheenormousexpensesIincurred,myloveofspendingmoney,andmagnificentpleasures,warnedme,inspiteofmyself,thattherewererocksahead。Mybusinesswouldhavekeptmegoingforalongtime,ifcustomhadnotbeenparalyzedbythewar;butasitwas,I,likeeverybodyelse,experiencedtheeffectofbadtimes。Mywarehousecontainedfourhundredpiecesofstuffswithdesignsonthem,butasIcouldnothopetodisposeofthembeforethepeace,andaspeaceseemedalongwayoff,Iwasthreatenedwithruin。
  WiththisfearIwrotetoEsthertogetherfathertogivemetheremainderofmymoney,tosendmeasharpclerk,andtojoininmyspeculation。M。d’O————saidthatifIwouldsetupinHollandhewouldbecomeresponsibleforeverythingandgivemehalfprofits,butIlikedParistoowelltoagreetosogoodanoffer。Iwassorryforitafterwards。
  Ispentagooddealofmoneyatmyprivatehouse,butthechiefexpenseofmylife,whichwasunknowntoothersbutwhichwasruiningme,wasincurredinconnectionwiththegirlswhoworkedinmyestablishment。Withmycomplexionandmypronouncedlikingforvariety,ascoreofgirls,nearlyallofthemprettyandseductive,asmostParisgirlsare,wasareefonwhichmyvirtuemadeshipwreckeveryday。Curiosityhadagooddealtodowithit,andtheyprofitedbymyimpatiencetotakepossessionbysellingtheirfavoursdearly。Theyallfollowedtheexampleofthefirstfavourite,andeveryoneclaimedinturnanestablishment,furniture,money,andjewels;andIknewtoolittleofthevalueofmoneytocarehowmuchtheyasked。Myfancyneverlastedlongerthanaweek,andoftenwanedinthreeorfourdays,andthelastcomeralwaysappearedthemostworthyofmyattentions。
  AssoonasIhadmadeanewchoiceIsawnomoreofmyoldloves,butIcontinuedtoprovideforthem,andthatwithagooddealofmoney。
  Madamed’Urfe,whothoughtIwasrich,gavemenotrouble。Imadeherhappybyusingmyoracletosecondthemagicalceremoniesofwhichshegrewfondereveryday,althoughsheneverattainedheraim。
  ManonBaletti,however,grievedmesorelybyherjealousyandherwell—foundedreproaches。Shewouldnotunderstand——andIdidnotwonderatit——howIcouldputoffmarryingherifIreallylovedher。
  Sheaccusedmeofdeceivingher。Hermotherdiedofconsumptioninourarms。Silviahadwonmytruefriendship。Ilookeduponherasamostworthywoman,whosekindnessofheartandpurityoflifedeservedtheesteemofall。Istayedinthefamilyforthreedaysafterherdeath,sincerelysympathizingwiththemintheiraffliction。
  Afewdaysafterwards,myfriendTirettalosthismistressthroughagrievousillness。Fourdaysbeforeherdeath,perceivingthatshewasnearherend,shewilledtoconsecratetoGodthatwhichmancouldhavenolonger,anddismissedherloverwiththegiftofavaluablejewelandapurseoftwohundredlouis。Tirettamarchedoffandcameandtoldmethesadnews。IgothimalodgingneartheTemple,andamonthafter,approvinghisideatotryhisfortuneinIndia,IgavehimaletterofintroductiontoM。d’O————,ofAmsterdam;andinthecourseofaweekthisgentlemangothimapostasclerk,andshippedhimaboardoneofthecompany’sshipswhichwasboundforBatavia。Ifhehadbehavedwellhemighthavebecomearichman,buthegotinvolvedinsomeconspiracyandhadtofly,andafterwardsexperiencedmanyvicissitudesoffortune。IheardfromoneofhisrelationsthathewasinBengalin1788,ingoodcircumstances,butunabletorealizehispropertyandsoreturntohisnativecountry。Idonotknowwhatbecameofhimeventually。
  InthebeginningofNovemberanofficialbelongingtotheDucd’Elbeuf’shouseholdcametomyestablishmenttobuyaweddingdressforhisdaughter。Iwasdazzledwithherbeauty。Shechoseafinesatin,andherprettyfacelightedupwhensheheardherfathersayhedidnotthinkitwastoomuch;butshelookedquitepiteouswhensheheardtheclerktellherfatherthathewouldhavetobuythewholepiece,astheycouldnotcutit。IfeltthatImustgivein,andtoavoidmakinganexceptioninherfavourIbeatahastyretreatintomyprivateroom。IwishIhadgoneoutofthehouse,asI
  shouldhavesavedagooddealofmoney;butwhatpleasureshouldI
  havealsolost!Inherdespairthecharminggirlbeggedthemanagertotakehertome,andhedarednotrefusetodoso。Shecamein;
  twobigtearsfallingdownhercheeksanddimmingtheardourofhergaze。
  "Oh,sir!"shebegan,"youarerich,doyoubuythepieceandletmehaveenoughforadress,whichwillmakemehappy。"
  Ilookedatherfatherandsawheworeanapologeticair,asifdeprecatingtheboldnessofhischild。
  "Ilikeyoursimplicity,"Isaidtoher,"andsinceitwillmakeyouhappy,youshallhavethedress。"
  Sheranuptome,threwherarmsroundmyneckandkissedme,whileherworthyfatherwasdyingwithlaughter。Herkissesputthelaststroketomybewitchment。Afterhehadpaidforthedress,herfathersaid,"IamgoingtogetthislittlemadcapmarriednextSunday;therewillbeasupperandaball,andweshallbedelightedifyouwillhonouruswithyourpresence。MynameisGilbert。IamcomptrolleroftheDucd’Elbeuf’shousehold。"
  Ipromisedtobeatthewedding,andtheyoungladygaveaskipofjoywhichmademethinkherprettierthanever。
  OnSundayIrepairedtothehouse,butIcouldneithereatnordrink。
  ThefairMdlle。GilbertkeptmeinakindofenchantmentwhichlastedwhileIwasincompanywithherfriends,forwhomIdidnotcare。
  Theywereallofficialsinnoblemen’shouses,withtheirwivesanddaughters,whoallapedthemannersoftheirbettersinthemostridiculousway;nobodyknewmeandIwasknowntonobody,andIcutasorryfigureamongstthemall,forinacompanyofthissortthewittiestmanisthegreatestfool。Everybodycrackedhisjoketothebride,sheansweredeverybody,andpeoplelaughedatnothing。
  Herhusband,athinandmelancholyman,witharatherfoolishexpression,wasdelightedathiswife’skeepingeverybodyamused。
  AlthoughIwasinlovewithher,Ipitiedratherthanenviedhim。
  Iguessedthathehadmarriedformonetaryconsiderations,andIknewprettywellwhatkindofahead—dresshishandsome,fierywifewouldgiveherhusband,whowasplain—featured,andseemednottobeawareofhiswife’sbeauty。Iwasseizedwiththedesireofaskinghersomequestions,andshegavemetheopportunitybycomingtositnexttomeafteraquadrille。Shethankedmeagainformykindness,andsaidthatthebeautifuldressIhadsuppliedhadwonhermanycompliments。
  "Allthesame,"Isaid,"Iknowyouarelongingtotakeitoff。I
  knowwhatloveisandhowimpatientitmakesone。"
  "It’sveryfunnythateveryonepersistsinthinkingthatIaminlove,thoughIsawM。Baretforthefirsttimeonlyaweekago。
  BeforethenIwasabsolutelyunconsciousofhisexistence。"
  "Butwhyareyougettingmarriedinsuchahurrywithoutwaitingtillyouknowhimbetter?"
  "Becausemyfatherdoeseverythinginahurry。"
  "Isupposeyourhusbandisaveryrichman?"
  "No,buthemaybecomerich。WearegoingtoopenashopforsilkstockingsatthecorneroftheRueSt。HonoreandtheRuedesProuveres,andIhopethatyouwilldealwithus,aswewouldserveyouwiththebest。"
  "Ishallcertainlydoso——nay,Iwillbeyourfirstcustomer,ifI
  havetowaitatthedoor。"
  "Youarekind!M。Baret,"saidshetoherhusband,whowasstandingcloseby,"thisgentlemanpromisestobeourfirstcustomer。"
  "Thegentlemanisverygood,"saidthehusband,"andIamsurehewillbesatisfied,asmystockingsaregenuinesilk。"
  NextTuesdayatday—breakIbegantodanceattendanceatthecorneroftheRuedesProuveres,andwaitedtheretilltheservantcameouttotakedowntheshutters。Iwentinandthegirlaskedmemybusiness。
  "Iwanttobuysomestockings,"wasmyanswer。
  "Masterandmistressarestillinbed,soyouhadbettercomelateron。"
  "No,Iwillwaithere。Stopaminute,"saidI,givinghersixfrancs,"goandgetmesomecoffee;Iwilldrinkitintheshop。"
  "Imightgoandgetyousomecoffee,butIamnotsosillyastoleaveyouintheshopbyyourself。"
  "YouareafraidImightstealsomething!"
  "Well,onedoeshearofsuchthingsbeingdone,andIdon’tknowyoufromAdam。"
  "Verygood;butIshallstayhereallthesame。"
  BeforelongBaretcamedownandscoldedthepoorgirlfornothavingtoldhimofmypresence。"Goandtellmywifetocome,"saidhe,ashebeganopeningpacketsofstockingsformetochoosefrom。Hekeptstockings,vests,andsilkdrawers,andIturnedonepacketoverafteranother,lookingatthemallandnotfixingonanythingtillI
  sawhiswifecomingdownasfreshasaroseandasbrightasalily。
  Shesmiledatmeinthemostseductivemanner,apologizedforthedisorderofherdress,andthankedmeforkeepingmyword。
  "Ineverbreakmyword,"Isaid,"especiallywhensuchacharmingladyisconcerned!"
  MadameBaretwasseventeen,ofamoderateheight,andanexquisitefigure;withoutbeingclassicallybeautiful,aRaphaelcouldnotwishtodepictamoreenticingface。Hereyeswerelargeandbrilliant。
  Herdroopingeyelids,whichgavehersomodestandyetsovoluptuousanappearance,theever—smilingmouth,hersplendidteeth,thedazzlingwhitenessofhercomplexion,thepleasingairwithwhichshelistenedtowhatwasbeingsaid,hersilveryvoice,thesweetnessandsparklingvivacityofhermanner,herlackofconceit,orratherherunconsciousnessofthepowerofhercharms—infine,everythingaboutthismasterpieceofnaturemademewonderandadmire;whileshe,bychanceorvilemonetaryconsiderations,wasinthepowerofBaret,who,paleandsickly,thoughtagooddealmoreofhisstockingsthanofthetreasuremarriagehadgivenhim——atreasureofwhichhewasallunworthy,sincehecouldnotseeitsbeautynortasteitssweetness。
  Ichosestockingsandveststotheamountoftwenty—fivelouis,andI
  paidthepricewithouttryingtocheapenthem。Isawthefaceofthefairshopwomanlightup,andIauguredwellformysuccess,thoughI
  couldnotexpecttodomuchwhilethehoneymoonlasted。ItoldtheservantthatIwouldgivehersixfrancsifshewouldbringthepackettomyhouse,andsoIleftthem。
  NextSundayBaretcamehimselfwithmypurchases。Igavehimsixfrancstohandovertohisservant,buthehintedthathewasnottooproudtokeepthemhimself。Iwasdisgustedatthispettygreed,andathismeannessindeprivinghismaidofthesixfrancsafterhavingmadeagoodprofitinwhathehadsoldme;butIwantedtostandwellwithhim,andIwasnotsorrytofindsosimpleawayofthrowingdustintohiseyes。SowhileIresolvedthattheservantshouldnotbealoserIgavethehusbandagoodreceptionthatImightthebettermouldhimtomypurpose。Ihadbreakfastbroughttohim,askingwhyhehadnotbroughthiswife。
  "Shewantedmetotakeher,"saidhe,"butIwasafraidyoumightbeoffended。"
  "Notatall,Ishouldhavebeendelighted。Ithinkyourwifeacharmingwoman。"
  "Youareverykindtosayso;butshe’syoung,she’syoung。"
  "Idon’tthinkthat’sanyobjection;andifshecaresforthewalk,bringherwithyouanothertime。"Hesaidheshouldbeverypleasedtodoso。
  WhenIpassedbytheshopinmycarriageIblewkissestoherwithmyhand,butIdidnotstopasIdidnotwantanymorestockings。
  Indeed,Ishouldhavebeenboredwiththecrowdoffopswithwhichtheshopwasalwaysfull。Shebegantobeatopicofconversationinthetown;thePalaisRoyalwasfullofher;andIwasgladtohearthatshekepttoherselfasifshehadricherpreyinview。Thattoldmethatnoonepossessedhersofar,andIhopedthatImightbethepreymyself;Iwasquitewillingtobecaptured。
  Somedaysafter,shesawmycarriagecoming,andbeckonedtomeasI
  passed。Igotout,andherhusbandwithmanyapologiestoldmethathewantedmetobethefirsttoseeanewfashioninbreecheshehadjustgotin。Thebreecheswereparti—coloured,andnomanoffashionwouldbeseenwithoutthem。Theywereodd—lookingthings,butbecameawell—madeyoungman。Astheyhadtofitexactly,Itoldhimtomeasuremeforsixpairs,offeringtopayinadvance。"Wehavetheminallsizes,"saidhe,"gouptomywife’sroomandtrysomeon。"
  ItwasagoodopportunityandIaccepted,especiallywhenIheardhimtellhiswifetogoandhelpme。Iwentupstairs,shefollowing,andIbegantoundress,apologizingfordoingsobeforeher。
  "IwillfancyIamyourvalet,"saidshe,"andIwillhelpyou。"
  Ididnotmakeanydifficulties,andaftertakingoffmyshoesIgavehermybreeches,takingcare,however,tokeeponmydrawers,lesthermodestyshouldreceivetoosevereashock。Thisdoneshetookapairofbreeches,drewthemonme,tookthemoff,andtriedonothers,andallthiswithoutanyimproprietyoneitherside;forI
  haddeterminedtobehavewithdiscretiontilltheopportunitycametobeindiscreet。Shedecidedthatfourpairsfittedmeadmirably,and,notwishingtocontradicther,Igaveherthesixteenlouissheasked,andtoldherIshouldbedelightedifshewouldbringthemherselfatanytimewhenshewasatleisure。Shecamedownstairsquiteproudofherknowledgeofbusiness,andBaretsaidthatnextSundayheandhiswifewouldhavethehonourofbringingmemypurchase。
  "Ishallbecharmed,M。Baret,"saidI,"especiallyifyouwillstaytodinner。"
  Heansweredthathavinganimportantengagementfortwoo’clockhecouldonlyacceptontheconditionthatIwouldlethimgoatthattime,andhewouldreturnataboutfivetofetchhiswife。Ifoundtheplanvastlytomytaste,butIknewhowtoconcealmyjoy;andI
  quietlysaidthatthoughIshouldlosethepleasureofhissociety,hewasfreetogowhenheliked,especiallyasIhadnottogooutmyselfbeforesix。
  IlookedforwardtotheSunday,andthetradesmanandhiswifedidnotfailme。Assoonastheyarrived,Itoldmyservanttosay"Notathome"fortherestoftheday,andasIwasimpatienttoknowwhatwouldhappenintheafternoonIhaddinnerservedatanearlyhour。
  Thedisheswereexquisite,andthewinesdelicious。Thegoodmanatemuchanddrankdeeply,indeedtosuchanextentthatincommonpolitenessIwasobligedtoremindhimthathehadanimportantappointmentattwo。Hiswitsbeingsharpenedwithchampagne,thehappythoughtoccurredtohimtotellhiswifetogohomebyherself,ifhewerekeptlaterthanfive;andIhastenedtoaddthatIwouldtakeherhomemyselfinmycarriage。Hethankedme,andIsoothedhisuneasinessaboutbeingpunctualtohisappointmentbytellinghimthatacoachwaswaiting,andthatthefarehadbeenpaid。Hewentoff,andIfoundmyselfalonewithmyjewel,whomIwascertainofpossessingtillsixo’clock。
  AssoonasIheardthehalldoorshutonthekindhusband,Isaidtohiswife,"Youaretobecongratulatedonhavingsuchakindhusband;withamanlikethatyourhappinessisassured。"
  "Itiseasytosayhappiness,butenjoyingitisadifferentthing。
  Myhusband’shealthissodelicatethatIcanonlyconsidermyselfashisnurse;andthenhecontractedheavydebtstosetupinbusinesswhichobligeustoobservethestrictesteconomy。Wecamehereonfoottosavethetwenty—foursons。Wecouldliveontheprofitsofthebusiness,iftherewerenodebts,butasitiseverythinggoestopaytheinterest,andoursalesarenotlargeenoughtocovereverything。"
  "Butyouhaveplentyofcustomers,forwheneverIpassIseetheshopfullofpeople。"
  "Thesecustomersyouseeareidlers,crackersofbadjokes,andprofligates,whocomeandmakemyheadachewiththeirjests。Theyhavenotapennytoblessthemselveswith,andwedarenotletthemoutofoursightforfearoftheirhandswandering。Ifwehadcaredtogivethemcredit,ourshopwouldhavebeenemptiedlongago。Iamrudetothem,inthehopesthattheymayleavemealone,butit’sofnouse。Theirimpudenceisastonishing。WhenmyhusbandisinI
  retreattomyroom,butheisoftenaway,andthenIamobligedtoputupwiththem。Andthescarcityofmoneypreventsusfromdoingmuchbusiness,butweareobligedtopayourworkmenallthesame。
  AsfarasIcansee,weshallbeobligedtodismissthem,asweshallsoonhavetomeetseveralbills。NextSaturdaywehavegottopaysixhundredfrancs,andwehaveonlygottwohundred。"
  "Iamsurprisedatyourhavingallthisworryintheseearlydaysofyourmarriage。Isupposeyourfatherknewaboutyourhusband’scircumstances;howaboutyourdowry?"
  "Mydowryofsixthousandfrancshasserved,mostofit,tostocktheshopandtopayourdebts。Wehavegoodswhichwouldpayourdebtsthreetimesover;butinbadtimescapitalsunkiscapitaldead。"
  "Iamsorrytohearallthis,asifpeaceisnotmadeyoursituationwillbecomeworse,forasyougoonyourneedswillbecomegreater。"
  "Yes,forwhenmyhusbandisbetterwemayhavechildren。"
  "What!Doyoumeantosayhishealthpreventshimfrommakingyouamother?Ican’tbelieveit。"
  "Idon’tseehowIcanbeamotherwhoamstillamaid;notthatI
  caremuchaboutthematter。"
  "Ishouldn’thavebelievedit!Howcanamannotintheagonyofdeathfeelillbesideyou?Hemustbedead。"
  "Well,heisnotexactlydead,buthedoesn’tshewmanysignsoflife。"
  Thispieceofwitmademelaugh,andundercoverofmyapplauseI
  embracedherwithoutexperiencingmuchresistance。Thefirstkisswaslikeanelectricspark;itfiredmyimaginationandIincreasedmyattentionstillshebecameassubmissiveasalamb。
  "Iwillhelpyou,dearest,tomeetthebillonSaturday;"andsosayingIdrewhergentlyintoaclosetwhereasoftdivanformedasuitablealtarforthecompletionofanamoroussacrifice。
  Iwasenchantedtofindhersubmissivetomycaressesandmyinquisitiveness,butshesurprisedmegreatlywhen,asIplacedmyselfinreadinessfortheconsummationoftheact,andwasalreadyintheproperposturebetweenthetwocolumns,shemovedinsuchawayastohindermyadvance。Ithoughtatfirstthatitwasonlyoneofthosedevicesintendedtomakethefinalvictorymoresweetbyputtingdifficultiesintheway;but,findingthatherresistancewasgenuine,Iexclaimed,"HowwasItoexpectarefusallikethisatamomentwhenIthoughtI
  sawmyardoursreflectedinyoureyes?"
  "Youreyesdidnotdeceiveyou;butwhatwouldmyhusbandsayifhefoundmeotherwisethanasGodhasmademe?"
  "Hecan’thaveleftyouuntouched!"
  "Hereallyhasdoneso。Youcanseeforyourselfifyoulike。CanI,then,givetoyouwhatappertainstothegeniusofthemarriage—
  bed。"
  "Youareright,myangel;thisfruitmustbekeptforamouthunworthytotasteit。Ipityandadoreyou。Cometomyarms,abandonyourselftomylove,andfearnothing。Thefruitshallnotbedamaged;Iwillbuttastetheoutersurfaceandleavenotracebehind。"
  Wepassedthreehoursintriflingtogetherinamannercalculatedtoinflameourpassionsdespitethelibationswhichwenowandagainpouredforth。IwasconsoledbyherswearingtobemineassoonasBarethadgoodgroundsforthinkingthatshewashis,and,aftertakingherontheBoulevards,Ileftheratherdoor,withapresentoftwenty—fiveLouis。
  IwasinlovewithherasIhadneverbeenbefore,andIpassedtheshopthreeorfourtimesaday,goingroundandround,tothewrathofmycoachman,whogotsickoftellingmethatIwasruiningmyhorses。IwashappytoseeherwatchforthemomentthatIpassed,andwaftmeakissbyputtingherprettyfingerstohermouth。
  Wehadagreedthatsheshouldnotmakemeasigntoleavemycoachtillherhusbandhadforcedapassage。Atlastthisday,soardentlydesiredandsolongwaitedfor,arrived。Thesignwasgiven,andI
  stoppedthecoachandshecameoutand,standingonthestep,toldmetogoandwaitforheratthechurchdoorofSt。Germainl’Auxerrois。
  Iwascurioustoknowwhattheresultswouldbe,andhadnotbeenattheplaceappointedmorethanaquarterofanhourwhenshecametowardsme,herheadmuffledinahood。Shegotintothecarriageand,sayingthatshewantedtomakesomepurchases,beggedmetotakehertotheshops。
  Ihadbusinessofmyown,andpressingbusinesstoo,butwhocanrefusetheBelovedObjectanything?ItoldthecoachmantodrivetothePlaceDauphine,andIpreparedtoloosenmypurse—strings,asI
  hadafeelingshewasgoingtotreatmeasafriend。Inpointoffactsheleftfewshopsunvisited,goingfromjewelstoprettytriflesandtoysofdifferentkinds,andfromthesetodressesofthelatestfashion,whichtheydisplayedbeforeher,addressingherasprincess,andsayingthatthiswouldbecomeheradmirably。Shelookedatme,andsaiditmustbeconfessedthatitwasveryprettyandthatshewouldlikeitifitwerenotsodear。Iwasawillingdupe,andassuredherthatifshelikedititcouldnotbetoodear,andthatIwouldpay。
  Whilemysweetheartwasthuschoosingonetrifleafteranothermyill—luckbroughtaboutanincidentwhichplacedmeinafearfulsituationfouryearsafterwards。Thechainofeventsisendless。
  Iperceivedatmylefthandaprettygirloftwelveorthirteen,withanoldanduglywomanwhowasdisparagingapairofear—ringswhichthegirlhadinherhands,andonwhichshehadevidentlysetherheart:shelookedsadatnotbeingabletobuythem。Iheardhersaytotheoldwomanthattheywouldmakeherhappy,butshesnatchedthemfromthegirl’shandsandtoldherto,comeaway。
  "Icanletyouhaveacheaperpairandalmostasfine,"saidtheshopwoman,buttheyoungladysaidshedidnot;careaboutit,andwasgettingreadytogo,makingaprofoundreverencetomyprincessBaret。
  She,nodoubtflatteredbythissignofrespectwentuptoher,calledherlittlequeen,toldhershewasasfairasaMaymorning,andaskedtheoldwomanhername,"SheisMdlle。deBoulainvilier,myniece。"
  "Howcanyoubesohard—hearted,"saidItotheaunt,"astorefuseyourcharmingnieceatoywhichwouldmakeherhappy?Allowmetomakeherapresentofthem。"
  SosayingIputtheear—ringsinthegirl’shands,whilesheblushedandlookedatherauntasiftoaskherpermission。
  "Youmayhavetheear—rings,"saidshe,"asthisgentlemanhasbeenkindenoughtogiveyousuchapresent,andyoushouldgivehimakissbywayofthanks。"
  "Theear—rings,"saidtheshopwoman,"willbeonlythreelouis。"
  Hereupontheaffairtookacomicturn;theoldwomangotintoarageandsaid,"Howcanyoubesuchacheat?Youtoldmetheywereonlytwolouis。"
  "Nay,madam,Iaskedthree。"
  "That’salie,andIshallnotallowyoutorobthisgentleman。
  Niece,putthoseear—ringsdown;lettheshopwomankeepthem。"
  Sofarallwaswellenough;buttheoldauntspoilteverythingbysayingthatifIlikedtogiveherniecethethreelouisshecouldgetherapairtwiceasgoodatanothershop。Itwasallthesametome,soIsmilinglyputthethreelouisinfrontoftheyounglady,whostillhadtheear—ringsinherhands。Theshop—woman,whowasonthelook—out,pocketedthemoney,sayingthatthebargainwasmade,thatthethreelouisbelongedtoherandtheear—ringstotheyounglady。
  "Youareacheat,"criedouttheenragedoldwoman。
  "Andyouareanoldb————d,"answeredtheshop—woman,"Iknowyouwell。"Acrowdbegantogatherinfrontoftheshop,hearingthecriesofthetwoharpies。Foreseeingagooddealofunpleasantness,Itooktheauntbythearmandledhergentlyaway。Theniece,whowasquitecontentwiththeear—rings,anddidnotcarewhethertheycostthreelouisortwo,followedher。Weshallhearofthemagaininduecourse。
  MydearBarethavingmademewasteascoreoflouis,whichherpoorhusbandwouldhaveregrettedmuchmorethanmyself,wegotintothecarriageagain,andItookhertothechurchdoorfromwhichwehadstarted。OnthewayshetoldmeshewascomingtostopafewdayswithmeatLittlePoland,andthatitwasherhusbandwhowouldaskmefortheinvitation。
  "Whenwillhedothat?"
  "To—morrow,ifyougobytheshop。Comeandbuysomestockings;I
  shallhaveabadheadache,andBaretwillspeaktoyou。"
  ItmaybeimaginedthatItookcaretocallthenextday,andasI
  didnotseehiswifeintheshopIaskedinafriendlywayafterherhealth。
  "Sheisillinbed,"hereplied;"shewantsalittlecountryair。"
  "Ifyouhavenotfixedforanyplace,IshallbehappytoputyouupatLittlePoland。"
  Herepliedbyasmileofdelight。
  "Iwillgoandurgehertocomemyself;inthemeanwhile,M。Baret,willyoupackmeupadozenpairsofstockings?"
  Iwentupstairsandfoundtheinvalidinbed,andlaughinginspiteofherimaginaryheadache。"Thebusinessisdone,"saidI,"youwillsoonhearofit。"AsIhadsaid,thehusbandcameupstairswithmystockingsandtoldherthatIhadbeengoodenoughtogiveheraroominmyhouse。Thecraftylittlecreaturethankedme,assuringherhusbandthatthefreshairwouldsooncureher。
  "Youshallbewelllookedafter,"saidI,"butyoumustexcusemeifIdonotkeepyoucompany——Ihavetoattendtomybusiness。
  M。Baretwillbeabletocomeandsleepwithyoueverynight,andstartearlyenoughinthemorningtobeintimefortheopeningofhisshop。"
  Aftermanycomplimentshadbeeninterchanged,Baretdecidedonhavinghissisterstayinthehousewhilehiswifewasaway,andasItookleaveIsaidthat,Ishouldgiveordersfortheirreceptionthatveryevening,incaseIwasoutwhentheycame。
  NextdayIstayedouttillaftermidnight,andthecooktoldmethattheweddedcouplehadmadeagoodsupperandhadgonetobed。I
  warnedherthatIshouldbediningathomeeveryday,andthatI
  shouldnotseemycompany。
  ThefollowingdayIwasupbetimes,andonenquiringifthehusbandhadrisenIlearntthathehadgotupatday—breakandwouldnotbebacktillsupper—time。Thewifewasstillasleep。Ithoughtwithreasonshewasnotasleepforme,andIwenttopayhermyfirstvisit。Inpointoffactshewasawake,andItookaforetasteofgreaterjoysbyathousandkisses,whichshereturnedwithinterest。
  WejestedattheexpenseoftheworthymanwhohadtrustedmewithajewelofwhichIwasabouttomakesuchgooduse,andwecongratulatedeachotherontheprospectofaweek’smutualpleasures。
  "Come,mydear,"saidI,"getupandputonafewclothesandwewilltakebreakfastinmyroom。"
  Shedidnotmakeanelaboratetoilette;acottondressinggown,aprettylacecap,alawnkerchief,thatwasall,buthowthesimpledresswaslightedbytherosesofhercheeks!Wewerequickoverourbreakfast,wewereinahurry,andwhenwehaddoneIshutthedoorandwegaveourselvesovertotheenjoymentofourbliss。
  SurprisedtofindherinthesameconditioninwhichIhadlefther,ItoldherIhadhoped……butshe,withoutgivingmetimetofinishthephrase,said,"Myjewel,Baretthinks,orpretendstothink,thathehasdonehisdutyasahusband;butheisnohandatthebusiness,andIamdisposedtoputmyselfinyourhands,andthentherewillbenodoubtofmycondition。"
  "Weshallthus,mysweet,bedoinghimaservice,andtheserviceshallbewelldone。"
  AsIsaidthesewordsIwasonthethresholdofthetemple,andI
  openedthedoorinamannerthatoverthrewallobstacles。Alittlescreamandthenseveralsighsannouncedthecompletionofthesacrifice,and,totellthetruth,thealtaroflovewascoveredwiththebloodofthevictim。Afterthenecessaryablutionsthepriestoncemorebeganhispiouswork,whilethevictimgrowingboldersoprovokedhisragethatitwasnottillthefourthmactationthatwerestedandputoffourjousttoanotherseason。Wesworeathousandtimestoloveeachotherandtoremainconstant,andwemaypossiblyhavebeensincere,aswewereinourecstasyofpleasure。
  Weonlyseparatedtodress;thenaftertakingaturninthegardenwedinedtogether,surethatinasumptuousrepast,washeddownbythechoicestwines,weshouldfindstrengthtoreanimateourdesiresandtolullthemtosleepinbliss。
  Atdessert,asIwaspouringchampagneintoherglass,Iaskedherhowwithsuchafierytemperamentshehadmanagedtopreservehervirtue?
  "Cupid,"saidI,"mighthavegatheredthefruitthatHymencouldnottaste。Youareseventeen,andthepearhasbeenripefortwoyearsatleast。"
  "Verytrue,butIhaveneverhadalover。"
  "Never?"
  "Ihavebeencourted,buttonoeffect。Myheartwaseversilent。
  PossiblymyfatherthoughtotherwisewhenIbeggedhim,amonthago,togetmemarriedsoon。"
  "Verylikely,butasyouwerenotinlove,whywereyouinsuchahurry?"
  "IknewthattheDucd’Elbeufwouldsoonbecomingtotown,andthatifhefoundmestillsinglehewouldobligemetobecomethewifeofamanIdetest,whowouldhavemeatanyprice。"
  "Whoisthismanforwhomyouhavesuchanaversion?"
  "Heisoneoftheduke’spets,amonsterwhosleepswithhismaster。"
  "Really!Ididnotknowthedukehadsuchtastes。"
  "Ohyes;heiseighty—four,andhethinkshimselfawoman;hesayshemusthaveahusband。"
  "Thatisveryfunny。Andisthisaspiranttoyourhandahandsomeman?"
  "Ithinkhimhorrible;buteverybodyelsethinksheisafineman。"
  ThecharmingBaretspentaweekwithme,andeachdaywerenewedthecombatinwhichwewerealwaysconquerorsandalwaysconquered。I
  haveseenfewwomenasprettyandseductive,andnonewhoseskinwasmoreexquisitelysoftandfair。Herbreathwasaromatic,andthismadeherkissesmostsweet。Herneckwasexquisitelyshaped,andthetwoglobes,tippedwithcoral,wereashardasmarble。Theexquisitecurvesofherfigurewouldhavedefiedtheskilloftheablestpainter。Iexperiencedanineffablejoyincontemplatingher,andinthemidstofmyhappinessIcalledmyselfunhappybecauseIcouldnotsatisfyallthedesireswhichhercharmsarousedinme。Thefriezewhichcrownedhercolumnswascomposedoflinksofpalegoldoftheutmostfineness,andmyfingersstroveinvaintogivethemanotherdirectiontothatwhichnaturehadgiventhem。Shecouldeasilyhavebeentaughtthoselivelyyetgracefulmovementswhichdoublethepleasure;naturehaddoneherpartinthatdirection,andIdonotthinkamoreexpertmistressintheartoflovecouldbefound。
  Eachofuslookedforwardtothedayofherdeparturewithequalgrief,andouronlyconsolationlayinthehopeofmeetingagain,andoften。Threedaysaftershewentaway,Iwenttoseeher,moreinlovethanever,andIgavehertwonotesoffivethousandfrancsapiece。Herhusbandmighthavehissuspicions,buthewastoohappyatbeingenabledtopayhisdebtsandtokeephisshopopentosayanythingunpleasant。Manyhusbandsbesideshimselfthinkthemselvesluckytohavesuchproductivewives。
  InthebeginningofNovemberIsoldsharesforfiftythousandfrancstoamannamedGamier,livingintheRueduMail,givinguptohimathirdpartofthematerialsinmywarehouse,andacceptingamanagerchosenbyhimandpaidbythecompany。ThreedaysaftersigningthedeedIreceivedthemoney;butinthenightthedoctor,mywarehouseman,emptiedthetillandabsconded。Ihavealwaysthoughtthatthisrobberycouldnothavebeeneffectedwithouttheconnivanceofthepainter。Thislosswasaseriousblowtome,asmyaffairsweregettingintoanembroiledcondition;and,forafinishingtouchtomymisfortunes,Gamierhadmeservedwithasummonstorepayhimthefiftythousandfrancs。MyanswerwasthatIwasnotliable,thathismanagerhadbeenappointed,theagreementandsaleoftheshareswasvalid,andthathebeingoneofthecompanywouldhavetoshareintheloss。Ashepersistedinhisclaim,Iwasadvisedtogotolaw,butGamierdeclaredtheagreementnullandvoid,accusingmeinanindirectmannerofhavingappropriatedthemoneywhichIhadsaidwasstolen。Iwouldwillinglyhavegivenhimagoodthrashing,buthewasanoldman,andthatcoursewouldnothavemendedmatters,soIkeptmytemper。Themerchantwhohadgivensuretyforthedoctorwasnottobefound;hehadbecomebankrupt。Garnierhadallmystockseized,andsequestratedmyhorses,carriages,andallmyprivateproperty。
  Whilethesetroubleswereharassingme,Idismissedallmywork—
  girls,whohadalwaysbeenagreatexpense,andreplacedthemwithworkmenandsomeofmyservants。Thepainterstillretainedhisposition,whichwasanassuredone,ashealwayspaidhimselfoutofthesales。
  Myattorneywasanhonestman——ararebirdamongstlawyers——butmycounsel,whokepttellingmethatthecasewouldsoonbedecided,wasarascal。Whilethedecisionwaspending,Garnierservedmewithawrittopaythesumclaimed。Itookittomycounsel,whopromisedtoappealthesameday,whichhedidnotdo,whileheappropriatedtohisownusethemoneyassignedbymeforthecostsofanactionwhich,iftherehadbeenjusticeinFrance,Ishouldcertainlyhavegained。Twoothersummonseswereissuedagainstme,andbeforeI
  knewwhatwasgoingonawarrantwasissuedformyarrest。Iwasseizedateighto’clockinthemorning,asIwasdrivingalongtheRueSt。Denis。Thesergeantofpolicesatbesideme,asecondgotupbesidethecoachman,andathirdstationedhimselfatthebackofthecoach,andinthisstatewedrovetoFortl’Eveque。
  Assoonasthepolicehadhandedmeovertothegaoler,heinformedmethatbypaymentofthefiftythousandfrancs,orbygivinggoodbail,Imightinstantlyregainmyfreedom。
  "Forthemoment,"saidI,"Icanneithercommandmoneynorbail。"
  "Verygood,thenyouwillstayinprison。"
  Thegaolertookmetoadecent—lookingroom,andItoldhimIhadonlybeenservedwithonewrit。
  "Verylikely,"answeredhe,"itoftenhappenslikethat;butitisratherdifficulttoprove。"
  "Bringmewritingmaterials,andhaveatrustymessengeratmydisposal。"
  Iwrotetomycounsel,myattorney,toMadamed’Urfe,andtoallmyfriends,includingmybrother,whowasjustmarried。Theattorneycalledimmediately,butthebarristercontentedhimselfwithwritingtotheeffectthatashehadputinanappealmyseizurewasillegal,andthatdamagesmightberecovered。Heendedbybeggingmetogivehimafreehand,andtohavepatienceforafewdays。
  ManonBalettisentherbrotherwithherdiamondearrings。MadameduRumaindispatchedherbarrister——amanofrarehonesty——tome,andwroteafriendlynoteinwhichshesaidthatifIwantedfivehundredlouisIshouldhavethemto—morrow。Mybrotherneitherwrotenorcametoseeme。AstodearMadamed’Urfeshesenttosaythatshewouldexpectmeatdinner。Ithoughtshehadgonemad,asIcouldnotthinkshewasmakingfunofme。
  Ateleveno’clockmyroomwasfullofpeople。PoorBarethadcomeweeping,andofferingmeallhisshopheld。Iwastouchedbytheworthyman’skindness。AtlastIwastoldthataladyinacoachwantedtoseeme。Iwaited,butnobodycame。InmyimpatienceI
  calledtheturnkey,whotoldmethat,afterquestioningtheclerkoftheprison,shehadgoneawayagain。FromthedescriptionIwasgivenIhadnodifficultyinidentifyingtheladywithMadamed’Urfe。
  Tofindmyselfdeprivedofmylibertywasadisagreeableshocktome。
  IthoughtofTheLeads,andthoughmypresentsituationwasnottobecomparedwiththat,IcursedmyfateasIforesawthatmyimprisonmentwoulddamagemyreputation。Ihadthirtythousandfrancsinhardcashandjewelstomorethandoublethatamount,butI
  couldnotdecideonmakingsuchasacrifice,inspiteoftheadvicegivenbyMadameduRumain’sbarrister,whowouldhavemegotoutofprisonatanycost。
  "Allyouhavetodo,"saidthebarrister,"istodeposithalfthesumdemandedwhichIwillgivetotheclerkofthecourt,andinashorttimeIcanpromiseadecisioninyourfavourandtherestorationofyourmoney。"
  Wewerediscussingthematter,whenthegaolerentered,andsaid,verypolitely,"Sir,youareafreemanagain,andaladyiswaitingforyouatthedoorinhercarriage"
  IcalledLeDuc,myman,andtoldhimtogoandseewhotheladywas。
  HereturnedwiththeinformationthatitwasMadamed’Urfe。Imademybowtoeverybody,andafterfourverydisagreeablehoursofimprisonment,Ifoundmyselffreeagainandsittinginasplendidcoach。
  Madamed’Urfereceivedmewithdignifiedkindness,andajudgewhowasinthecarriageapologizedforhiscountry,wherestrangerswereexposedtosuchinsults。IthankedMadamed’Urfeinafewwords,tellingherthatIwasgladtobecomeherdebtor,butthatitwasGarnierwhobenefitedbyhergenerosity。Sherepliedwithapleasantsmilethatshewasnotsosureofthat,andthatwewouldtalkitoveratdinner。ShewantedmetogoandwalkintheTuileriesandthePalaisRoyal,toconvincepeoplethatthereportofmyimprisonmenthadbeenfalse。Ithoughttheadviceexcellent,andasIsetoutIpromisedtobewithherattwoo’clock。
  AfterskewingmyselfatthetwoprincipalwalksofParis,amusingmyselfbytheastonishmentdepictedoncertainfaceswellknowntome,Iwentandreturnedtheear—ringstomydearManon,whogaveanastonishedbutahappycrywhenshesawme。Ithankedhertenderlyfortheproofshehadgivenmeofherattachment,andsaidthatIhadbeenarrestedbyaplotforwhichIwouldmaketheplotterspaydear。
  AfterpromisingtospendtheeveningwiththemIwenttoMadamed’Urfe’s。
  Thisgoodlady,whosefoibleiswellknowntomyreaders,mademelaughwhenshesaidthathergeniushadtoldherthatIhadgotmyselfarrestedtobetalkedabout,forreasonswhichwereknownonlytomyself。
  "AssoonasIwasinformedofyourarrest,"saidshe,"IwenttotheFortl’Eveque,andonlearningfromtheclerkwhattheaffairwasabout,Idepositedbondstobailyouout。Ifyouarenotinapositiontohavejusticedoneyou,GamierwillhavetoreckonwithmebeforehetakesthemoneyIhavedeposited。Butyourfirststepshouldbetocommenceacriminalprosecutionagainstyourcounsel,whohasnotonlyfailedtoputinyourappealbuthasrobbedanddeceivedyou。"
  Ileftherintheevening,assuringherthatinafewdaysherbailshouldbereturnedtoher;andwenttotheFrenchandItalianplaysinsuccession,takingcaretorendermyselfconspicuousthatmyreappearancemightbecomplete。AfterwardsIwenttosupwithManonBaletti,whowastoohappytohavehadanopportunityofspewingheraffectionforme;andherjoywasfullwhenItoldherthatIwasgoingtogiveupbusiness,forshethoughtthatmyseragliowastheonlyobstacletomymarriagewithher。
  ThenextdaywaspassedwithMadameduRumain。Ifeltthatmyobligationstoherweregreat,whileshe,inthegoodnessofherheart,waspersuadedthatshecouldmakenoadequatereturntomefortheoracleswithwhichIfurnishedher,andbyfollowingwhichshewassafelyguidedthroughtheperplexitiesoflife。Icannotunderstandhowshe,whosewitwaskeen,andwhosejudgmentonothersubjectswasofthesoundestkind,couldbeliabletosuchfolly。I
  wassorrywhenIreflectedthatIcouldnotundeceiveher,andgladwhenIreflectedthattothisdeceitofminethekindnessshehadshewnmewaschieflydue。
  MyimprisonmentdisgustedmewithParis,andmademeconceiveahatredofthelaw,whichIfeelnow。Ifoundmyselfentangledinadoublemazeofknavery——Garnierwasmyfoe,andsowasmyowncounsel。EverytimeIwenttoplead,tospendmymoneyamongstlawyers,andtowastethetimebettergiventopleasure,IfeltasifIwasgoingtoexecution。Inthisperturbedkindoflife,socontrarytomyinclinations,Iresolvedtosettoworkinearnesttomakemyfortune,sothatImightbecomeindependentandfreetoenjoylifeaccordingtomytastes。IdecidedinthefirstplacethatI
  wouldcutmyselffreeofallthatboundmetoParis,makeasecondjourneyintoHollandtoreplenishmypurseandinvestmymoneyinayearlyincomefortwolives,andfromthenceforthlivefreefromcare。Thetwoliveswerethoseofmywifeandmyself;mywifewouldbeManonBaletti,andwhenItoldhermyplansshewouldhavethoughtthemdelightfulifIhadbegunbymarryingher。
  ThefirstthingIdidwastogiveupLittlePoland。Ithendrewthetwenty—fourthousandfrancswhichweremysuretyforkeepingalotteryofficeintheRueSt。Denis。ThusIgotridofmyridiculousofficeoflotteryreceiver,andaftergettingmyclerkmarriedI
  handedovertheofficetohim;inshort,Imadehisfortune。A
  friendofhiswife’swashissurety;suchthingsoftenhappen。
  IdidnotliketoleaveMadamed’UrfeinvolvedinatroublesomesuitwithGamier,soIwenttoVersaillestoseetheAbbedelaVille,agreatfriendofhis,andbeggedhimtoinduceGamiertomakeacomposition。
  Theabbesawthathisfriendwasinthewrong,andsowasallthemorewillingtohelpme;andafewdaysafterwardshewrotetometogoandseehim,assuringmethatIshouldfindhiminclinedtoarrangemattersinafriendlymanner。
  GamierwasatRuelle,wherehehadahousewhichcosthimfourhundredthousandfrancs——afineestateforamanwhohadmadehismoneyasanarmycontractorduringthelastwar。Hewasrich,buthewassounfortunateastobestillfondofwomenattheageofseventy,whilehisimpotencedebarredhimfromtheproperenjoymentoftheirsociety。Ifoundhimincompanywiththreeyoungladies,allofwhomwerepretty,and(asIheardafterwards)ofgoodfamilies;buttheywerepoor,andtheirnecessitiesforcedthemtosubmittoadisgustingintercoursewiththeoldprofligate。Istayedtodinnerandadmiredtheproprietyandmodestyoftheirbehaviourinspiteofthehumiliationwhichaccompaniespoverty。Afterdinner,Gamierwenttosleep,andleftmetoentertainthesegirlswhomI
  wouldwillinglyhaverescuedfromtheirunfortunatesituationifI
  hadbeenable。AfterGamierwoke,wewentintohisstudytotalkoverourbusiness。
  Atfirsthemaintainedhisclaimtenaciously,andseemedunwillingtoyieldaninch;butwhenItoldhimthatIwasleavingParisinafewdays,hesawthatashecouldnotkeepme,Madamed’Urfemighttakethesuitoverandcarryitontoinfinity,andthathemightloseitatlast。Thatmadehimthinkitover,andheaskedmetostayinhishouseforthenight。Thenextday,afterbreakfast,hesaid,——
  "Ihavemadeupmymind:Iwillhavetwenty—fivethousandfrancs,orkeepthematterbeforethecourtstillmydyingday。"
  IansweredthathewouldfindthesuminthehandsofMadamed’Urfe’ssolicitor,andthathecouldreceiveitassoonashehadgivenreplevyonthebailattheFortl’Eveque。
  IcouldnotpersuadeMadamed’UrfethatIhadactedwiselyincomingtoanarrangementtillIhadtoldherthatmygeniushadcommandedmenottoleaveParisbeforemyaffairsweresettled,sothatnoonemightbeabletoaccusemeofhavinggoneawaytoavoidcreditorswhoseclaimsIcouldnotsatisfy。
  ThreeorfourdaysafterwardsIwenttotakeleaveofM。deChoiseul,whopromisedtoinstructM。d’Afritoaidmeinnegotiatingaloanatfivepercent。eitherwiththeStates—Generaloraprivatecompany。
  "Youcantelleveryone,"saidhe,"thatpeaceiscertaintobemadeinthecourseofthewinter,andIwilltakecarethatyoushallhavewhatisduetoyouonyourreturntoFrance。"
  M。deChoiseuldeceivedme,forheknewverywellthatpeacewouldnotbemade;butIhadnodefiniteproject,andIrepentedofhavinggivenM。deBoulognemyconfidence,andalsoofhavingdoneanythingfortheGovernment,therewardofwhichwasnotimmediateandcertain。
  Isoldmyhorses,mycarriages,myfurniture;Iwentbailformybrotherwhohadcontracteddebtshewassureofpaying,ashehadseveralpicturesontheeaselwhichhehadbeenorderedtopaintbysomeofhisrichandnoblepatrons。ItookleaveofManon,whomI
  leftinfloodsoftears,thoughIsworewiththeutmostsinceritytocomebacksoonandmarryher。
  Atlastallmypreparationswerefinished,andIleftPariswithahundredthousandfrancsinbillsofexchangeandjewelstothesameamount。Iwasaloneinmypost—chaise,LeDucprecedingmeonhorseback,whichtherascalpreferredtobeingshutupinacarriage。
  ThisLeDucofminewasaSpaniard,agedeighteen,asharpfellow,whomIvaluedhighly,especiallybecausehedidmyhairbetterthananyoneelse。Ineverrefusedhimapleasurewhichalittlemoneywouldbuy。BesideshimIhadagoodSwissservant,whoservedasmycourier。
  Itwasthe1stofDecember,1759,andtheairwasfrosty,butIwasfortifiedagainsttheinclemencyoftheseason。Iwasabletoreadcomfortably,andItookHelvetius’s"Esprit,"whichIhadneverhadtimetoreadbefore。AfterperusingitIwasequallyastonishedatthesensationitcreatedandatthestupidityoftheHighCourtwhichcondemnedit。Ofcoursethatexaltedbodywaslargelyinfluencedbythekingandtheclergy,andbetweenthemallnoeffortwassparedtoruinHelvetius,agood—heartedmanwithmorewitthanhisbook。I
  sawnothingnoveleitherinthehistoricalpartrelatingtothemoralsofnations(inwhichHelvetiusdismissesusastriflers),orinthepositionthatmoralityisdependentonthereason。Allthathesayshasbeensaidoverandoveragain,andBlaisePascalwentmuchfarther,buthewrotemoreskilfullyandbetterineverywaythanHelvetius,who,wishingtoremaininFrance,wasobligedtoretract。Hepreferredaquietlifetohishonourandhisphilosophy。
  Hiswifehadanoblersoulthanhe,asshewantedtosellalltheyhad,andtotakerefugeinHollandratherthansubmittotheshameofarecantation。PerhapsHelvetiuswouldhavefollowedthenobleadviceofhiswifeifhehadforeseenthatthismonstrousrecantationwouldmakehisbookintoafraud;forhehadtoconfessthathehadwrittenwithoutduereflection,thathewasmoreinjestthanearnest,andthathisargumentsweremeresophisms。Butmanymenofkeenintellectshadnotwaitedforhimtorecantbeforeexposingthiswretchedsystemofhis。Andadmittingthatwhatevermandoesisdoneforhisowninterest,doesitfollowthatgratitudeisafolly,andvirtueandviceidentical?Areavillainandamanofhonourtobeweighedinthesamebalance?Ifsuchadreadfulsystemwerenotabsurd,virtuewouldbemerehypocrisy;andifbyanypossibilityitweretrue,itoughttobeproscribedbygeneralconsent,sinceitwouldleadtogeneralruinandcorruption。
  ItmighthavebeenprovedtoHelvetiusthatthepropositionsthatthefirstmotiveisalwaysself—interest,andthatweshouldalwaysconsultourowninterestfirst,arefallacious。Itisastrangethingthatsovirtuousamanwouldnotadmittheexistenceofvirtue。
  Itisanamusingsuggestionthatheonlypublishedhisbookoutofmodesty,butthatwouldhavecontradictedhisownsystem。Butifitwereso,wasitwelldonetorenderhimselfcontemptibletoescapetheimputationofpride?Modestyisonlyavirtuewhenitisnatural;ifitisputon,ormerelytheresultoftraining,itisdetestable。Thegreatd’AlembertwasthemosttrulymodestmanI
  haveeverseen。