首页 >出版文学> The Miscellaneous Writings and Speeches>第4章
  —thechampion,whofoughtitsbattles——theconqueror,who,inmorethanametaphoricalsense,ledbarbarismandignoranceintriumph,andreceivedintheCapitolthelaurelwhichhismagnificentvictoryhadearned。
  Nothingcanbeconceivedmorenobleoraffectingthanthatceremony。Thesuperbpalacesandporticoes,bywhichhadrolledtheivorychariotsofMariusandCaesar,hadlongmoulderedintodust。Thelaurelledfasces——thegoldeneagles——theshoutinglegions——thecaptivesandthepicturedcities——wereindeedwantingtohisvictoriousprocession。ThesceptrehadpassedawayfromRome。Butshestillretainedthemightierinfluenceofanintellectualempire,andwasnowtoconfertheprouderrewardofanintellectualtriumph。Tothemanwhohadextendedthedominionofherancientlanguage——whohaderectedthetrophiesofphilosophyandimaginationinthehauntsofignoranceandferocity——whosecaptivesweretheheartsofadmiringnationsenchainedbytheinfluenceofhissong——whosespoilswerethetreasuresofancientgeniusrescuedfromobscurityanddecay——theEternalCityofferedthejustandglorioustributeofhergratitude。Amidsttheruinedmonumentsofancientandtheinfanterectionsofmodernart,hewhohadrestoredthebrokenlinkbetweenthetwoagesofhumancivilisationwascrownedwiththewreathwhichhehaddeservedfromthemodernswhoowedtohimtheirrefinement——fromtheancientswhoowedtohimtheirfame。
  NeverwasacoronationsoaugustwitnessedbyWestminsterorbyRheims。
  Whenweturnfromthisgloriousspectacletotheprivatechamberofthepoet,——whenwecontemplatethestruggleofpassionandvirtue,——theeyedimmed,thecheekfurrowed,bythetearsofsinfulandhopelessdesire,——whenwereflectonthewholehistoryofhisattachment,fromthegayfantasyofhisyouthtothelingeringdespairofhisage,pityandaffectionminglewithouradmiration。Evenafterdeathhadplacedthelastsealonhismisery,weseehimdevotingtothecauseofthehumanmindallthestrengthandenergywhichloveandsorrowhadspared。Helivedtheapostleofliterature;——hefellitsmartyr:——hewasfounddeadwithhisheadreclinedonabook。
  ThosewhohavestudiedthelifeandwritingsofPetrarchwithattention,willperhapsbeinclinedtomakesomedeductionsfromthispanegyric。Itcannotbedeniedthathismeritsweredisfiguredbyamostunpleasantaffectation。Hiszealforliteraturecommunicatedatingeofpedantrytoallhisfeelingsandopinions。Hislovewastheloveofasonnetteer:——hispatriotismwasthepatriotismofanantiquarian。Theinterestwithwhichwecontemplatetheworks,andstudythehistory,ofthosewho,informerages,haveoccupiedourcountry,arisesfromtheassociationswhichconnectthemwiththecommunityinwhicharecomprisedalltheobjectsofouraffectionandourhope。InthemindofPetrarchthesefeelingswerereversed。HelovedItaly,becauseitaboundedwiththemonumentsoftheancientmastersoftheworld。Hisnativecity——thefairandgloriousFlorence——themodernAthens,theninallthebloomandstrengthofitsyouth,couldnotobtain,fromthemostdistinguishedofitscitizens,anyportionofthatpassionatehomagewhichhepaidtothedecrepitudeofRome。Theseandmanyotherblemishes,thoughtheymustincandourbeacknowledged,canbutinaveryslightdegreediminishthegloryofhiscareer。Formyownpart,IlookuponitwithsomuchfondnessandpleasurethatIfeelreluctanttoturnfromittotheconsiderationofhisworks,whichIbynomeanscontemplatewithequaladmiration。
  Nevertheless,IthinkhighlyofthepoeticalpowersofPetrarch。
  Hedidnotpossess,indeed,theartofstronglypresentingsensibleobjectstotheimagination;——andthisisthemoreremarkable,becausethetalentofwhichIspeakisthatwhichpeculiarlydistinguishestheItalianpoets。IntheDivineComedyitisdisplayedinitshighestperfection。Itcharacterisesalmosteverycelebratedpoeminthelanguage。Perhapsthisistobeattributedtothecircumstance,thatpaintingandsculpturehadattainedahighdegreeofexcellenceinItalybeforepoetryhadbeenextensivelycultivated。Menweredebarredfrombooks,butaccustomedfromchildhoodtocontemplatetheadmirableworksofart,which,eveninthethirteenthcentury,Italybegantoproduce。Hencetheirimaginationsreceivedsostrongabiasthat,evenintheirwritings,atasteforgraphicdelineationisdiscernible。TheprogressofthingsinEnglandhasbeeninallrespectsdifferent。Theconsequenceis,thatEnglishhistoricalpicturesarepoemsoncanvas;whileItalianpoemsarepicturespaintedtothemindbymeansofwords。OfthisnationalcharacteristicthewritingsofPetrarcharealmosttotallydestitute。Hissonnetsindeed,fromtheirsubjectandnature,andhisLatinPoems,fromtherestraintswhichalwaysshackleonewhowritesinadeadlanguage,cannotfairlybereceivedinevidence。ButhisTriumphsabsolutelyrequiredtheexerciseofthistalent,andexhibitnoindicationsofit。
  Genius,however,hecertainlypossessed,andgeniusofahighorder。Hisardent,tender,andmagnificentturnofthought,hisbrilliantfancy,hiscommandofexpression,atonceforcibleandelegant,mustbeacknowledged。Naturemeanthimfortheprinceoflyricwriters。Butbyonefatalpresentshedeprivedherothergiftsofhalftheirvalue。Hewouldhavebeenamuchgreaterpoethadhebeenalesscleverman。Hisingenuitywasthebaneofhismind。Heabandonedthenobleandnaturalstyle,inwhichhemighthaveexcelled,fortheconceitswhichheproducedwithafacilityatonceadmirableanddisgusting。Hismuse,liketheRomanladyinLivy,wastemptedbygaudyornamentstobetraythefastnessesofherstrength,and,likeher,wascrushedbeneaththeglitteringbribeswhichhadseducedher。
  Thepaucityofhisthoughtsisveryremarkable。Itisimpossibletolookwithoutamazementonamindsofertileincombinations,yetsobarrenofimages。Hisamatorypoetryiswhollymadeupofaveryfewtopics,disposedinsomanyorders,andexhibitedinsomanylights,thatitremindsusofthosearithmeticalproblemsaboutpermutations,whichsomuchastonishtheunlearned。TheFrenchcook,whoboastedthathecouldmakefifteendifferentdishesoutofanettle—top,wasnotagreatermasterofhisart。
  ThemindofPetrarchwasakaleidoscope。Ateveryturnitpresentsuswithnewforms,alwaysfantastic,occasionallybeautiful;andwecanscarcelybelievethatallthesevarietieshavebeenproducedbythesameworthlessfragmentsofglass。Thesamenessofhisimagesis,indeed,insomedegree,tobeattributedtothesamenessofhissubject。Itwouldbeunreasonabletoexpectperpetualvarietyfromsomanyhundredcompositions,allofthesamelength,allinthesamemeasure,andalladdressedtothesameinsipidandheartlesscoquette。I
  cannotbutsuspectalsothatthepervertedtaste,whichistheblemishofhisamatoryverses,wastobeattributedtotheinfluenceofLaura,who,probably,likemostcriticsofhersex,preferredagaudytoamajesticstyle。Bethisasitmay,henosoonerchangeshissubjectthanhechangeshismanner。WhenhespeaksofthewrongsanddegradationofItaly,devastatedbyforeigninvaders,andbutfeeblydefendedbyherpusillanimouschildren,theeffeminatelispofthesonnetteerisexchangedforacry,wild,andsolemn,andpiercingasthatwhichproclaimed"Sleepnomore"tothebloodyhouseofCawdor。"Italyseemsnottofeelhersufferings,"exclaimsherimpassionedpoet;
  "decrepit,sluggish,andlanguid,willshesleepforever?Willtherebenonetoawakeher?OhthatIhadmyhandstwistedinherhair!"
  ("Chesuoiguainonparchesenta;
  Vecchia,oziosa,elenta。
  Dormirasempre,enonfiachilasvegli?
  Lemanl’avess’ioavvolteentroecapegli。"
  Canzonexi。)
  NorisitwithlessenergythathedenouncesagainsttheMahometanBabylonthevengeanceofEuropeandofChrist。HismagnificentenumerationoftheancientexploitsoftheGreeksmustalwaysexciteadmiration,andcannotbeperusedwithoutthedeepestinterest,atatimewhenthewiseandgood,bitterlydisappointedinsomanyothercountries,arelookingwithbreathlessanxietytowardsthenatallandofliberty,——thefieldofMarathon,——andthedeadlypasswheretheLionofLacedaemonturnedtobay。
  ("Maratona,elemortalistretteChedifeseilLEONconpocagente。"
  Canzonev。)
  Hispoemsonreligioussubjectsalsodeservethehighestcommendation。AttheheadofthesemustbeplacedtheOdetotheVirgin。Itis,perhaps,thefinesthymnintheworld。Hisdevoutvenerationreceivesanexquisitelypoeticalcharacterfromthedelicateperceptionofthesexandthelovelinessofhisidol,whichwemayeasilytracethroughoutthewholecomposition。
  IcoulddwellwithpleasureontheseandsimilarpartsofthewritingsofPetrarch;butImustreturntohisamatorypoetry:
  tothatheentrustedhisfame;andtothathehasprincipallyowedit。
  Theprevailingdefectofhisbestcompositionsonthissubjectistheuniversalbrilliancywithwhichtheyarelightedup。Thenaturallanguageofthepassionsis,indeed,oftenfigurativeandfantastic;andwithnoneisthismorethecasethanwiththatoflove。Stillthereisalimit。Thefeelingsshould,indeed,havetheirornamentalgarb;but,likeanelegantwoman,theyshouldbeneithermufflednorexposed。Thedraperyshouldbesoarranged,asatoncetoanswerthepurposesofmodestconcealmentandjudiciousdisplay。Thedecorationsshouldsometimesbeemployedtohideadefect,andsometimestoheightenabeauty;butnevertoconceal,muchlesstodistort,thecharmstowhichtheyaresubsidiary。TheloveofPetrarch,onthecontrary,arraysitselflikeafoppishsavage,whosenoseisboredwithagoldenring,whoseskinispaintedwithgrotesqueformsanddazzlingcolours,andwhoseearsaredrawndownhisshouldersbytheweightofjewels。Itisarule,withoutanyexception,inallkindsofcomposition,thattheprincipalidea,thepredominantfeeling,shouldneverbeconfoundedwiththeaccompanyingdecorations。Itshouldgenerallybedistinguishedfromthembygreatersimplicityofexpression;aswerecogniseNapoleoninthepicturesofhisbattles,amidstacrowdofembroideredcoatsandplumes,byhisgreycloakandhishatwithoutafeather。IntheversesofPetrarchitisgenerallyimpossibletosaywhatthoughtismeanttobeprominent。Allisequallyelaborate。Thechiefwearsthesamegorgeousanddegradingliverywithhisretinue,andobtainsonlyhisshareoftheindifferentstarewhichwebestowuponthemincommon。Thepoemshavenostronglightsandshades,nobackground,noforeground;——theyareliketheilluminatedfiguresinanorientalmanuscript,——plentyofrichtintsandnoperspective。Sucharethefaultsofthemostcelebratedofthesecompositions。Ofthosewhichareuniversallyacknowledgedtobebaditisscarcelypossibletospeakwithpatience。Yettheyhavemuchincommonwiththeirsplendidcompanions。Theydifferfromthem,asaMaydayprocessionofchimneysweepersdiffersfromtheFieldofClothofGold。Theyhavethegaudinessbutnotthewealth。Hismusebelongstothatnumerousclassoffemaleswhohavenoobjectiontobedirty,whiletheycanbetawdry。Whenhisbrilliantconceitsareexhausted,hesuppliestheirplacewithmetaphysicalquibbles,forcedantitheses,badpuns,andexecrablecharades。Inhisfifthsonnethemay,Ithink,besaidtohavesoundedthelowestchasmoftheBathos。Uponthewhole,thatpiecemaybesafelypronouncedtobetheworstattemptatpoetry,andtheworstattemptatwit,intheworld。
  Astrongproofofthetruthofthesecriticismsis,thatalmostallthesonnetsproduceexactlythesameeffectonthemindofthereader。Theyrelatetoallthevariousmoodsofalover,fromjoytodespair:——yettheyareperused,asfarasmyexperienceandobservationhavegone,withexactlythesamefeeling。Thefactis,thatinnoneofthemarethepassionandtheingenuitymixedinjustproportions。Thereisnotenoughsentimenttodilutethecondimentswhichareemployedtoseasonit。TherepastwhichhesetsbeforeusresemblestheSpanishentertainmentinDryden’s"MockAstrologer",atwhichtherelishofallthedishesandsauceswasoverpoweredbythecommonflavourofspice。Fish,——flesh,——fowl,——everythingattabletastedofnothingbutredpepper。
  ThewritingsofPetrarchmayindeedsufferundeservedlyfromonecausetowhichImustallude。HisimitatorshavesomuchfamiliarisedtheearofItalyandofEuropetothefavouritetopicsofamorousflatteryandlamentation,thatwecanscarcelythinkthemoriginalwhenwefindtheminthefirstauthor;and,evenwhenourunderstandingshaveconvincedusthattheywerenewtohim,theyarestilloldtous。Thishasbeenthefateofmanyofthefinestpassagesofthemosteminentwriters。Itismelancholytotraceanoblethoughtfromstagetostageofitsprofanation;toseeittransferredfromthefirstillustriouswearertohislacqueys,turned,andturnedagain,andatlasthungonascarecrow。Petrarchhasreallysufferedmuchfromthiscause。Yetthatheshouldhavesosufferedisasufficientproofthathisexcellenceswerenotofthehighestorder。Alinemaybestolen;butthepervadingspiritofagreatpoetisnottobesurreptitiouslyobtainedbyaplagiarist。Thecontinuedimitationoftwenty—fivecenturieshasleftHomerasitfoundhim。IfeverysimileandeveryturnofDantehadbeencopiedtenthousandtimes,theDivineComedywouldhaveretainedallitsfreshness。ItwaseasyfortheporterinFarquhartopassforBeauClincher,byborrowinghislaceandhispulvilio。ItwouldhavebeenmoredifficulttoenactSirHarryWildair。
  BeforeIquitthissubjectImustdefendPetrarchfromoneaccusationwhichisinthepresentdayfrequentlybroughtagainsthim。Hissonnetsarepronouncedbyalargesectofcriticsnottopossesscertainqualitieswhichtheymaintaintobeindispensabletosonnets,withasmuchconfidence,andasmuchreason,astheirprototypesofoldinsistedontheunitiesofthedrama。Iamanexoteric——utterlyunabletoexplainthemysteriesofthisnewpoeticalfaith。Ionlyknowthatitisafaith,whichexceptamandokeeppureandundefiled,withoutdoubtheshallbecalledablockhead。Icannot,however,refrainfromaskingwhatistheparticularvirtuewhichbelongstofourteenasdistinguishedfromallothernumbers。Doesitarisefromitsbeingamultipleofseven?Hasthisprincipleanyreferencetothesabbaticalordinance?Orisittotheorderofrhymesthatthesesingularpropertiesareattached?UnhappilythesonnetsofShakspearedifferasmuchinthisrespectfromthoseofPetrarch,asfromaSpenserianoranoctavestanza。Awaywiththisunmeaningjargon!Wehavepulleddowntheoldregimeofcriticism。Itrustthatweshallnevertoleratetheequallypedanticandirrationaldespotism,whichsomeoftherevolutionaryleaderswoulderectuponitsruins。WehavenotdethronedAristotleandBossuforthis。
  Thesesonnet—fancierswoulddowelltoreflectthat,thoughthestyleofPetrarchmaynotsuitthestandardofperfectionwhichtheyhavechosen,theylieundergreatobligationstotheseverypoems,——that,butforPetrarchthemeasure,concerningwhichtheylegislatesojudiciously,wouldprobablyneverhaveattractednotice;andthattohimtheyowethepleasureofadmiring,andthegloryofcomposing,pieces,whichseemtohavebeenproducedbyMasterSlender,withtheassistanceofhismanSimple。
  IcannotconcludetheseremarkswithoutmakingafewobservationsontheLatinwritingsofPetrarch。Itappearsthat,bothbyhimselfandbyhiscontemporaries,thesewerefarmorehighlyvaluedthanhiscompositionsinthevernacularlanguage。
  Posterity,thesupremecourtofliteraryappeal,hasnotonlyreversedthejudgment,but,accordingtoitsgeneralpractice,reverseditwithcosts,andcondemnedtheunfortunateworkstopay,notonlyfortheirowninferiority,butalsofortheinjusticeofthosewhohadgiventhemanunmeritedpreference。
  Anditmustbeownedthat,withoutmakinglargeallowancesforthecircumstancesunderwhichtheywereproduced,wecannotpronounceaveryfavourablejudgment。Theymustbeconsideredasexotics,transplantedtoaforeignclimate,andrearedinanunfavourablesituation;anditwouldbeunreasonabletoexpectfromthemthehealthandthevigourwhichwefindintheindigenousplantsaroundthem,orwhichtheymightthemselveshavepossessedintheirnativesoil。HehasbutveryimperfectlyimitatedthestyleoftheLatinauthors,andhasnotcompensatedforthedeficiencybyenrichingtheancientlanguagewiththegracesofmodernpoetry。Thesplendourandingenuity,whichweadmire,evenwhenwecondemnit,inhisItalianworks,isalmosttotallywanting,andonlyilluminateswithrareandoccasionalglimpsesthedrearyobscurityoftheAfrican。Theeclogueshavemoreanimation;buttheycanonlybecalledpoemsbycourtesy。
  Theyhavenothingincommonwithhiswritingsinhisnativelanguage,excepttheeternalpunaboutLauraandDaphne。NoneoftheseworkswouldhaveplacedhimonalevelwithVidaorBuchanan。Yet,whenwecomparehimwiththosewhoprecededhim,whenweconsiderthathewentontheforlornhopeofliterature,thathewasthefirstwhoperceived,andthefirstwhoattemptedtorevive,thefinereleganciesoftheancientlanguageoftheworld,weshallperhapsthinkmorehighlyofhimthanofthosewhocouldneverhavesurpassedhisbeautiesiftheyhadnotinheritedthem。
  HehasaspiredtoemulatethephilosophicaleloquenceofCicero,aswellasthepoeticalmajestyofVirgil。HisessayontheRemediesofGoodandEvilFortuneisasingularworkinacolloquialform,andamostscholasticstyle。ItseemstobeframeduponthemodeloftheTusculanQuestions,——withwhatsuccessthosewhohavereaditmayeasilydetermine。Itconsistsofaseriesofdialogues:ineachoftheseapersonisintroducedwhohasexperiencedsomehappyorsomeadverseevent:
  hegravelystateshiscase;andareasoner,orratherReasonpersonified,confuteshim;atasknotverydifficult,sincethediscipledefendshispositiononlybypertinaciouslyrepeatingit,inalmostthesamewordsattheendofeveryargumentofhisantagonist。InthismannerPetrarchsolvesanimmensevarietyofcases。Indeed,Idoubtwhetheritwouldbepossibletonameanypleasureoranycalamitywhichdoesnotfindaplaceinthisdissertation。Hegivesexcellentadvicetoamanwhoisinexpectationofdiscoveringthephilosopher’sstone;——toanother,whohasformedafineaviary;——toathird,whoisdelightedwiththetricksofafavouritemonkey。Hislecturestotheunfortunateareequallysingular。Heseemstoimaginethataprecedentinpointisasufficientconsolationforeveryformofsuffering。"Ourtownistaken,"saysonecomplainant;"SowasTroy,"replieshiscomforter。"Mywifehaseloped,"saysanother;"Ifithashappenedtoyouonce,ithappenedtoMenelaustwice。"Onepoorfellowisingreatdistressathavingdiscoveredthathiswife’ssonisnoneofhis。"Itishard,"
  sayshe,"thatIshouldhavehadtheexpenseofbringinguponewhoisindifferenttome。""Youareaman,"returnshismonitor,quotingthefamouslineofTerence;"andnothingthatbelongstoanyothermanoughttobeindifferenttoyou。"Thephysicalcalamitiesoflifearenotomitted;andthereisinparticularadisquisitionontheadvantagesofhavingtheitch,which,ifnotconvincing,iscertainlyveryamusing。
  Theinvectivesonanunfortunatephysician,orratheruponthemedicalscience,havemorespirit。Petrarchwasthoroughlyinearnestonthissubject。Andthebitternessofhisfeelingsoccasionallyproduces,inthemidstofhisclassicalandscholasticpedantry,asentenceworthyofthesecondPhilippic。
  Swifthimselfmighthaveenviedthechapteronthecausesofthepalenessofphysicians。
  OfhisLatinworkstheEpistlesarethemostgenerallyknownandadmired。Ascompositionstheyarecertainlysuperiortohisessays。Buttheirexcellenceisonlycomparative。Fromsolargeacollectionofletters,writtenbysoeminentaman,duringsovariedandeventfulalife,weshouldhaveexpectedacompleteandspiritedviewoftheliterature,themanners,andthepoliticsoftheage。Atraveller——apoet——ascholar——alover——acourtier——arecluse——hemighthaveperpetuated,inanimperishablerecord,theformandpressureoftheageandbodyofthetime。Thosewhoreadhiscorrespondence,inthehopeoffindingsuchinformationasthis,willbeutterlydisappointed。
  Itcontainsnothingcharacteristicoftheperiodoroftheindividual。Itisaseries,notofletters,butofthemes;and,asitisnotgenerallyknown,mightbeverysafelyemployedatpublicschoolsasamagazineofcommonplaces。WhetherhewriteonpoliticstotheEmperorandtheDoge,orsendadviceandconsolationtoaprivatefriend,everylineiscrowdedwithexamplesandquotations,andsoundsbigwithAnaxagorasandScipio。SuchwastheinterestexcitedbythecharacterofPetrarch,andsuchtheadmirationwhichwasfeltforhisepistolarystyle,thatitwaswithdifficultythathislettersreachedtheplaceoftheirdestination。Thepoetdescribes,withpretendedregretandrealcomplacency,theimportunityofthecurious,whooftenopened,andsometimesstole,thesefavouritecompositions。Itisaremarkablefactthat,ofallhisepistles,theleastaffectedarethosewhichareaddressedtothedeadandtheunborn。NothingcanbemoreabsurdthanhiswhimofcomposinggravelettersofexpostulationandcommendationtoCiceroandSeneca;yetthesestrangeperformancesarewritteninafarmorenaturalmannerthanhiscommunicationstohislivingcorrespondents。ButofallhisLatinworksthepreferencemustbegiventotheEpistletoPosterity;asimple,noble,andpatheticcomposition,mosthonourablebothtohistasteandhisheart。Ifwecanmakeallowanceforsomeoftheaffectedhumilityofanauthor,weshallperhapsthinkthatnoliterarymanhasleftamorepleasingmemorialofhimself。
  Inconclusion,wemaypronouncethattheworksofPetrarchwerebelowbothhisgeniusandhiscelebrity;andthatthecircumstancesunderwhichhewrotewereasadversetothedevelopmentofhispowersastheywerefavourabletotheextensionofhisfame……
  SOMEACCOUNTOFTHEGREATLAWSUITBETWEENTHEPARISHESOFST
  DENNISANDSTGEORGEINTHEWATER。
  (April1824。)
  PARTI。
  TheparishofStDennisisoneofthemostpleasantpartsofthecountyinwhichitissituated。Itisfertile,wellwooded,wellwatered,andofanexcellentair。Formanygenerationsthemanorhadbeenholdenintail—malebyaworshipfulfamily,whohavealwaystakenprecedenceoftheirneighboursattheracesandthesessions。
  InancienttimestheaffairsofthisparishwereadministeredbyaCourt—Baron,inwhichthefreeholderswerejudges;andtherateswereleviedbyselectvestriesoftheinhabitanthouseholders。Butatlengththesegoodcustomsfellintodisuse。
  TheLordsoftheManor,indeed,stillheldcourtsforform’ssake;buttheyortheirstewardshadthewholemanagementofaffairs。Theydemandedservices,duties,andcustomstowhichtheyhadnojusttitle。Nay,theywouldoftenbringactionsagainsttheirneighboursfortheirownprivateadvantage,andthensendinthebilltotheparish。Noobjectionwasmade,duringmanyyears,totheseproceedings,sothattheratesbecameheavierandheavier:norwasanypersonexemptedfromthesedemands,exceptthefootmenandgamekeepersofthesquireandtherectoroftheparish。Theyindeedwerenevercheckedinanyexcess。Theywouldcometoanhonestlabourer’scottage,eathispancakes,tuckhisfowlsintotheirpockets,andcanethepoormanhimself。Ifhewentuptothegreathousetocomplain,itwashardtogetthespeechofSirLewis;and,indeed,hisonlychanceofbeingrightedwastocoaxthesquire’sprettyhousekeeper,whocoulddowhatshepleasedwithhermaster。IfheventuredtointrudeupontheLordoftheManorwithoutthisprecaution,hegainednothingbyhispains。SirLewis,indeed,wouldatfirstreceivehimwithacivilface;for,togivehimhisdue,hecouldbeafinegentlemanwhenhepleased。"Goodday,myfriend,"hewouldsay,"whatsituationhaveyouinmyfamily?""Blessyourhonour!"saysthepoorfellow,"Iamnotoneofyourhonour’sservants;Irentasmallpieceofground,yourhonour。""Then,youdog,"quoththesquire,"whatdoyoumeanbycominghere?Hasagentlemannothingtodobuttohearthecomplaintsofclowns?Here!Philip,James,Dick,tossthisfellowinablanket;orduckhim,andsethiminthestockstodry。"
  OneofthesepreciousLordsoftheManorenclosedadeer—park;
  and,inordertostockit,heseizedalltheprettypetfawnsthathistenantshadbroughtup,withoutpayingthemafarthing,oraskingtheirleave。ItwasasaddayfortheparishofStDennis。Indeed,Idonotbelievethatallhisoppressiveexactionsandlongbillsenragedthepoortenantssomuchasthiscruelmeasure。
  Yetforalongtime,inspiteofalltheseinconveniences,StDennis’swasaverypleasantplace。Thepeoplecouldnotrefrainfromcaperingiftheyheardthesoundofafiddle。And,iftheywereinclinedtoberiotous,SirLewishadonlytosendforPunch,orthedancingdogs,andallwasquietagain。Butthiscouldnotlastforever;theybegantothinkmoreandmoreoftheircondition;and,atlast,acluboffoul—mouthed,good—for—
  nothingrascalswasheldatthesignoftheDevil,forthepurposeofabusingthesquireandtheparson。Thedoctor,toownthetruth,wasoldandindolent,extremelyfatandgreedy。Hehadnotpreachedatolerablesermonforalongtime。Thesquirewasstillworse;sothat,partlybytruthandpartlybyfalsehood,theclubsetthewholeparishagainsttheirsuperiors。
  Theboysscrawledcaricaturesoftheclergymanuponthechurch—
  door,andshotatthelandlordwithpop—gunsasherodea—
  hunting。ItwasevenwhisperedaboutthattheLordoftheManorhadnorighttohisestate,andthat,ifhewerecompelledtoproducetheoriginaltitle—deeds,itwouldbefoundthatheonlyheldtheestateintrustfortheinhabitantsoftheparish。
  Inthemeantimethesquirewaspressedmoreandmoreformoney。
  Theparishcouldpaynomore。Therectorrefusedtolendafarthing。TheJewswereclamorousfortheirmoney;andthelandlordhadnootherresourcethantocalltogethertheinhabitantsoftheparish,andtorequesttheirassistance。Theynowattackedhimfuriouslyabouttheirgrievances,andinsistedthatheshouldrelinquishhisoppressivepowers。Theyinsistedthathisfootmenshouldbekeptinorder,thattheparsonshouldpayhisshareoftherates,thatthechildrenoftheparishshouldbeallowedtofishinthetrout—stream,andtogatherblackberriesinthehedges。Theyatlastwentsofarastodemandthatheshouldacknowledgethatheheldhisestateonlyintrustforthem。Hisdistresscompelledhimtosubmit。They,inreturn,agreedtosethimfreefromhispecuniarydifficulties,andtosufferhimtoinhabitthemanor—house;andonlyannoyedhimfromtimetotimebysingingimpudentballadsunderhiswindow。
  Theneighbouringgentlefolksdidnotlookontheseproceedingswithmuchcomplacency。ItistruethatSirLewisandhisancestorshadplaguedthemwithlaw—suits,andaffrontedthematcountymeetings。Stilltheypreferredtheinsolenceofagentlemantothatoftherabble,andfeltsomeuneasinesslesttheexampleshouldinfecttheirowntenants。
  AlargepartyofthemmetatthehouseofLordCaesarGermain。
  LordCaesarwastheproudestmaninthecounty。Hisfamilywasveryancientandillustrious,thoughnotparticularlyopulent。
  Hehadinvitedmostofhiswealthyneighbours。TherewasMrsKittyNorth,therelictofpoorSquirePeter,respectingwhomthecoroner’sjuryhadfoundaverdictofaccidentaldeath,butwhosefatehadneverthelessexcitedstrangewhispersintheneighbourhood。TherewasSquireDon,theownerofthegreatWestIndianproperty,whowasnotsorichashehadformerlybeen,butstillretainedhispride,andkeptuphiscustomarypomp;sothathehadplentyofplatebutnobreeches。TherewasSquireVonBlunderbussen,whohadsucceededtotheestatesofhisuncle,oldColonelFredericVonBlunderbussen,ofthehussars。Thecolonelwasaverysingularoldfellow;heusedtolearnapageofChambaud’sgrammar,andtotranslateTelemaque,everymorning,andhekeptsixFrenchmasterstoteachhimtoparleyvoo。
  Neverthelesshewasashrewdcleverman,andimprovedhisestatewithsomuchcare,sometimesbyhonestandsometimesbydishonestmeans,thatheleftaveryprettypropertytohisnephew。
  LordCaesarpouredoutaglassofTokayforMrsKitty。"Yourhealth,mydearmadam,Ineversawyoulookmorecharming。Pray,whatthinkyouofthesedoingsatStDennis’s?"
  "Finedoings,indeed!"interruptedVonBlunderbussen;"Iwishthatwehadmyoldunclealive,hewouldhavehadsomeofthemuptothehalberts。Heknewhowtousacat—o’—nine—tails。Ifthingsgooninthisway,agentlemanwillnotbeabletohorsewhipanimpudentfarmer,ortosayacivilwordtoamilk—
  maid。"
  "Indeed,it’sverytrue,Sir,"saidMrsKitty;"theirinsolenceisintolerable。Lookatme,forinstance:——apoorlonewoman!——
  MydearPeterdead!Ilovedhim:——soIdid;and,whenhedied,I
  wassohystericalyoucannotthink。AndnowIcannotleanonthearmofadecentfootman,ortakeawalkwithatallgrenadierbehindme,justtoprotectmefromaudaciousvagabonds,buttheymusthavetheirnauseoussuspicions;——odiouscreatures!"
  "Thismustbestopped,"repliedLordCaesar。"Weoughttocontributetosupportmypoorbrother—in—lawagainsttheserascals。IwillwritetoSquireGuelfonthissubjectbythisnight’spost。Hisnameisalwaysattheheadofourcountysubscriptions。"
  IfthepeopleofStDennis’shadbeenangrybefore,theywerewell—nighmadwhentheyheardofthisconversation。Thewholeparishrantothemanor—house。SirLewis’sSwissportershutthedooragainstthem;buttheybrokeinandknockedhimontheheadforhisimpudence。TheythenseizedtheSquire,hootedathim,peltedhim,duckedhim,andcarriedhimtothewatch—house。Theyturnedtherectorintothestreet,burnthiswigandband,andsoldthechurch—platebyauction。TheyputupapaintedJezebelinthepulpittopreach。Theyscratchedoutthetextswhichwerewrittenroundthechurch,andscribbledprofanescrapsofsongsandplaysintheirplace。Theysettheorganplayingtopot—
  housetunes。Insteadofbeingdecentlyaskedinchurch,theyweremarriedoverabroomstick。But,ofalltheirwhims,theuseofthenewpatentsteel—trapswasthemostremarkable。
  Thistrapwasconstructedonacompletelynewprinciple。Itconsistedofacleaverhunginaframelikeawindow;whenanypoorwretchgotin,downitcamewithatremendousdin,andtookoffhisheadinatwinkling。Theygotthesquireintooneofthesemachines。Inordertopreventanyofhispartisansfromgettingfootingintheparish,theyplacedtrapsateverycorner。
  Itwasimpossibletowalkthroughthehighwayatbroadnoonwithouttumblingintooneorotherofthem。Nomancouldgoabouthisbusinessinsecurity。Yetsogreatwasthehatredwhichtheinhabitantsentertainedfortheoldfamily,thatafewdecent,honestpeople,whobeggedthemtotakedownthesteel—
  traps,andtoputuphumaneman—trapsintheirroom,wereveryroughlyhandledfortheirgoodnature。
  InthemeantimetheneighbouringgentryundertookasuitagainsttheparishonthebehalfofSirLewis’sheir,andappliedtoSquireGuelfforhisassistance。
  EverybodyknowsthatSquireGuelfismorecloselytiedupthananygentlemanintheshire。Hecould,therefore,lendthemnohelp;buthereferredthemtotheVestryoftheParishofStGeorgeintheWater。Thesegoodpeoplehadlongborneagrudgeagainsttheirneighboursontheothersideofthestream;andsomemutualtrespasseshadlatelyoccurredwhichincreasedtheirhostility。
  TherewasanhonestIrishman,agreatfavouriteamongthem,whousedtoentertainthemwithraree—shows,andtoexhibitamagiclanterntothechildrenonwinterevenings。Hehadgonequitemaduponthissubject。Sometimeshewouldcalloutinthemiddleofthestreet——"Takecareofthatcorner,neighbours;fortheloveofHeaven,keepclearofthatpost,thereisapatentsteel—
  trapconcealedthereabouts。"Sometimeshewouldbedisturbedbyfrightfuldreams;thenhewouldgetupatdeadofnight,openhiswindowandcry"fire,"tilltheparishwasroused,andtheenginessentfor。ThepulpitoftheParishofStGeorgeseemedlikelytofall;Ibelievethattheonlyreasonwasthattheparsonhadgrowntoofatandheavy;butnothingwouldpersuadethishonestmanbutthatitwasaschemeofthepeopleatStDennis’s,andthattheyhadsawedthroughthepillarsinordertobreaktherector’sneck。Oncehewentaboutwithaknifeinhispocket,andtoldallthepersonswhomhemetthatithadbeensharpenedbytheknife—grinderofthenextparishtocuttheirthroats。Theseextravagancieshadagreateffectonthepeople;
  andthemoresobecausetheywereespousedbySquireGuelf’ssteward,whowasthemostinfluentialpersonintheparish。Hewasaveryfair—spokenman,veryattentivetothemainchance,andtheidoloftheoldwomen,becauseheneverplayedatskittlesordancedwiththegirls;and,indeed,nevertookanyrecreationbutthatofdrinkingonSaturdaynightswithhisfriendHarry,theScotchpedlar。HissupporterscalledhimSweetWilliam;hisenemiestheBottomlessPit。
  ThepeopleofStDennis’s,however,hadtheiradvocates。TherewasFrank,therichestfarmerintheparish,whosegreatgrandfatherhadbeenknockedontheheadmanyyearsbefore,inasquabblebetweentheparishandaformerlandlord。TherewasDick,themerry—andrew,ratherlight—fingeredandriotous,butacleverdrollfellow。Aboveall,therewasCharley,thepublican,ajolly,fat,honestlad,agreatfavouritewiththewomen,who,ifhehadnotbeenrathertoofondofaleandchuck—farthing,wouldhavebeenthebestfellowintheneighbourhood。
  "Myboys,"saidCharley,"thisisexceedinglywellforMadamNorth;——notthatIwouldspeakuncivillyofher;sheputupmypictureinherbestroom,blessherforit!But,Isay,thisisverywellforher,andforLordCaesar,andSquireDon,andColonelVon;——butwhataffairisitofyoursormine?Itisnottobewonderedat,thatgentlemenshouldwishtokeeppoorpeopleoutoftheirown。Butitisstrangeindeedthattheyshouldexpectthepoorthemselvestocombineagainsttheirowninterests。IfthefolksatStDennis’sshouldattackuswehavethelawandourcudgelstoprotectus。Butwhy,inthenameofwonder,arewetoattackthem?WhenoldSirCharles,whowasLordoftheManorformerly,andtheparson,whowaspresentedbyhimtotheliving,triedtobullythevestry,didnotweknocktheirheadstogether,andgotomeetingtohearJeremiahRingletubpreach?AnddidtheSquireDon,orthegreatSirLewis,thatlivedatthattime,ortheGermains,sayawordagainstusforit?Mindyourownbusiness,mylads:lawisnottobehadfornothing;andwe,youmaybesure,shallhavetopaythewholebill。"
  NeverthelessthepeopleofStGeorge’swereresolvedonlaw。
  Theycriedoutmostlustily,"SquireGuelfforever!SweetWilliamforever!Nosteeltraps!"SquireGuelftookalltherascallyfootmenwhohadwornoldSirLewis’sliveryintohisservice。Theywerefedinthekitchenontheverybestofeverything,thoughtheyhadnosettlement。Manypeople,andthepaupersinparticular,grumbledattheseproceedings。Thesteward,however,devisedawaytokeepthemquiet。
  Therehadlivedinthisparishformanyyearsanoldgentleman,namedSirHabeasCorpus。HewassaidbysometobeofSaxon,bysomeofNorman,extraction。SomemaintainthathewasnotborntillafterthetimeofSirCharles,towhomwehavebeforealluded。OthersareofopinionthathewasalegitimatesonofoldLadyMagnaCharta,althoughhewaslongconcealedandkeptoutofhisbirthright。Certainitisthathewasaverybenevolentperson。Wheneveranypoorfellowwastakenupongroundswhichhethoughtinsufficient,heusedtoattendonhisbehalfandbailhim;andthushehadbecomesopopular,thattotakedirectmeasuresagainsthimwasoutofthequestion。
  Thesteward,accordingly,broughtadozenphysicianstoexamineSirHabeas。Afterconsultation,theyreportedthathewasinaverybadway,andoughtnot,onanyaccount,tobeallowedtostiroutforseveralmonths。Fortifiedwiththisauthority,theparishofficersputhimtobed,closedhiswindows,andbarredhisdoors。Theypaidhimeveryattention,andfromtimetotimeissuedbulletinsofhishealth。Thestewardneverspokeofhimwithoutdeclaringthathewasthebestgentlemanintheworld;
  butexcellentcarewastakenthatheshouldneverstiroutofdoors。
  Whenthisobstaclewasremoved,theSquireandthestewardkepttheparishinexcellentorder;floggedthisman,sentthatmantothestocks,andpushedforwardthelaw—suitwithanobledisregardofexpense。Theywere,however,wantingeitherinskillorinfortune。AndeverythingwentagainstthemaftertheirantagonistshadbeguntoemploySolicitorNap。
  WhodoesnotknowthenameofSolicitorNap?Atwhatalehouseisnothisbehaviourdiscussed?Inwhatprint—shopisnothispictureseen?Yethowlittletruthhasbeensaidabouthim!
  Somepeopleholdthatheusedtogivelaudanumbypintstohissixclerksforhisamusement。Others,whosenumberhasverymuchincreasedsincehewaskilledbythegaoldistemper,conceivethathewastheverymodelofhonourandgood—nature。Ishalltrytotellthetruthabouthim。
  Hewasassuredlyanexcellentsolicitor。Inhiswayheneverwassurpassed。Assoonastheparishbegantoemployhim,theircausetookaturn。Inaverylittletimetheyweresuccessful;
  andNapbecamerich。Henowsetupforagentleman;tookpossessionoftheoldmanor—house;gotintothecommissionofthepeace,andaffectedtobeonaparwiththebestofthecounty。
  Hegovernedthevestriesasabsolutelyastheoldfamilyhaddone。Yet,togivehimhisdue,hemanagedthingswithfarmorediscretionthaneitherSirLewisortherioterswhohadpulledtheLordsoftheManordown。Hekepthisservantsintolerableorder。Heremovedthesteeltrapsfromthehighwaysandthecornersofthestreets。Hestillleftafewindeedinthemoreexposedpartsofhispremises;andsetupaboardannouncingthattrapsandspringgunsweresetinhisgrounds。Hebroughtthepoorparsonbacktotheparish;and,thoughhedidnotenablehimtokeepafinehouseandacoachasformerly,hesettledhiminasnuglittlecottage,andallowedhimapleasantpad—nag。Hewhitewashedthechurchagain;andputthestocks,whichhadbeenmuchwantedoflate,intogoodrepair。
  Withtheneighbouringgentry,however,hewasnofavourite。Hewascraftyandlitigious。Hecarednothingforright,ifhecouldraiseapointoflawagainstthem。Hepoundedtheircattle,broketheirhedges,andseducedtheirtenantsfromthem。
  HealmostruinedLordCaesarwithactions,ineveryoneofwhichhewassuccessful。VonBlunderbussenwenttolawwithhimforanallegedtrespass,butwascast,andalmostruinedbythecostsofsuit。HenexttookafancytotheseatofSquireDon,whowas,tosaythetruth,littlebetterthananidiot。Heaskedthepoordupetodinner,andthenthreatenedtohavehimtossedinablanketunlesshewouldmakeoverhisestatestohim。ThepoorSquiresignedandsealedadeedbywhichthepropertywasassignedtoJoe,abrotherofNap’s,intrustforandtotheuseofNaphimself。Thetenants,however,stoodout。Theymaintainedthattheestatewasentailed,andrefusedtopayrentstothenewlandlord;andinthisrefusaltheywerestoutlysupportedbythepeopleinStGeorge’s。
  AboutthesametimeNaptookitintohisheadtomatchwithquality,andnothingwouldservehimbutoneoftheMissGermains。LordCaesarsworelikeatrooper;buttherewasnohelpforit。Naphadtwiceputexecutionsinhisprincipalresidence,andhadrefusedtodischargethelatterofthetwotillhehadextortedabondfromhisLordshipwhichcompelledhimtocomply。
  THEENDOFTHEFIRSTPART……
  ACONVERSATIONBETWEENMRABRAHAMCOWLEYANDMRJOHNMILTON,TOUCHINGTHEGREATCIVILWAR。
  SETDOWNBYAGENTLEMANOFTHEMIDDLETEMPLE。
  (August1824。)
  "ReferresermonesDeorumetMagnamodistenuareparvis。"——Horace。
  Ihavethoughtitgoodtosetdowninwritingamemorabledebate,whereinIwasalistener,andtwomenofpregnantpartsandgreatreputationdiscoursers;hopingthatmyfriendswillnotbedispleasedtohavearecordbothofthestrangetimesthroughwhichIhavelived,andofthefamousmenwithwhomIhaveconversed。Itchancedinthewarmandbeautifulspringoftheyear1665,alittlebeforethesaddestsummerthateverLondonsaw,thatIwenttotheBowlingGreenatPiccadilly,whither,atthattime,thebestgentrymadecontinualresorts。ThereImetMrCowley,whohadlatelyleftBarnelms。TherewasthenahousepreparingforhimatChertsey;andtillitshouldbefinished,hehadcomeupforashorttimetoLondon,thathemighturgeasuittohisGraceofBuckinghamtouchingcertainlandsofherMajesty’s,whereofherequestedalease。Ihadthehonourtobefamiliarlyacquaintedwiththatworthygentlemanandmostexcellentpoet,whosedeathhathbeendeploredwithasgeneralaconsentofallPowersthatdelightinthewoods,orinverse,orinlove,aswasofoldthatofDaphnisorofCallus。
  Aftersometalk,whichitisnotmaterialtosetdownatlarge,concerninghissuitandhisvexationsatthecourt,whereindeedhishonestydidhimmoreharmthanhispartscoulddohimgood,I
  entreatedhimtodinewithmeatmylodgingintheTemple,whichhemostcourteouslypromised。And,thatsoeminentaguestmightnotlackabetterentertainmentthancooksorvintnerscanprovide,IsenttothehouseofMrJohnMilton,intheArtilleryWalk,tobegthathewouldalsobemyguest。For,thoughhehadbeensecretary,firsttotheCouncilofState,and,afterthat,totheProtector,andMrCowleyhadheldthesamepostundertheLordStAlbansinhisbanishment,Ihoped,notwithstandingthattheywouldthinkthemselvesratherunitedbytheircommonartthandividedbytheirdifferentfactions。Andsoindeeditproved。For,whilewesatattable,theytalkedfreelyofmanymenandthings,aswellancientasmodern,withmuchcivility。
  Nay,MrMilton,whoseldomtastedwine,bothbecauseofhissingulartemperanceandbecauseofhisgout,didmorethanoncepledgeMrCowley,whowasindeednohermitindiet。Atlast,beingheated,MrMiltonbeggedthatIwouldopenthewindows。
  "Nay,"saidI,"ifyoudesirefreshairandcoolness,whatshouldhinderus,astheeveningisfair,fromsailingforanhourontheriver?"Tothistheybothcheerfullyconsented;andforthwewalked,MrCowleyandIleadingMrMiltonbetweenus,totheTempleStairs。Therewetookaboat;andthencewewereroweduptheriver。
  Thewindwaspleasant;theeveningfine;thesky,theearth,andthewaterbeautifultolookupon。ButMrCowleyandIheldourpeace,andsaidnothingofthegaysightsaroundus,lestweshouldtoofeelinglyremindMrMiltonofhiscalamity;whereof,however,heneedednomonitor:forsoonhesaid,sadly,"Ah,MrCowley,youareahappyman。WhatwouldInowgivebutforonemorelookatthesun,andthewaters,andthegardensofthisfaircity!"
  "Iknownot,"saidMrCowley,"whetherweoughtnotrathertoenvyyouforthatwhichmakesyoutoenvyothers:andthatspeciallyinthisplace,wherealleyeswhicharenotclosedinblindnessoughttobecomefountainsoftears。Whatcanwelookuponwhichisnotamemorialofchangeandsorrow,offairthingsvanished,andevilthingsdone?WhenIseethegateofWhitehall,andthestatelypillarsoftheBanquetingHouse,I
  cannotchoosebutthinkofwhatIhavethereseeninformerdays,masques,andpageants,anddances,andsmiles,andthewavingofgracefulheads,andtheboundingofdelicatefeet。AndthenI
  turntothoughtsofotherthings,whicheventoremembermakesmetoblushandweep;——ofthegreatblackscaffold,andtheaxeandblock,whichwereplacedbeforethoseverywindows;andthevoiceseemstosoundinmineears,thelawlessandterriblevoice,whichcriedoutthattheheadofakingwastheheadofatraitor。TherestandsWestminsterHall,whichwhocanlookupon,andnottrembletothinkhowtime,andchange,anddeathconfoundthecouncilsofthewise,andbeatdowntheweaponsofthemighty?HowhaveIseenitsurroundedwithtensofthousandsofpetitionerscryingforjusticeandprivilege!HowhaveIhearditshakewithfierceandproudwords,whichmadetheheartsofthepeopleburnwithinthem!Thenitisblockadedbydragoons,andclearedbypikemen。Andtheywhohaveconqueredtheirmastergoforthtremblingatthewordoftheirservant。Andyetalittlewhile,andtheusurpercomesforthfromit,inhisrobeofermine,withthegoldenstaffinonehandandtheBibleintheother,amidsttheroaringofthegunsandtheshoutingofthepeople。Andyetagainalittlewhile,andthedoorsarethrongedwithmultitudesinblack,andthehearseandtheplumescomeforth;andthetyrantisborne,inmorethanroyalpomp,toaroyalsepulchre。Afewdaysmore,andhisheadisfixedtorotonthepinnaclesofthatveryhallwherehesatonathroneinhislife,andlayinstateafterhisdeath。WhenIthinkonallthesethings,tolookroundmemakesmesadatheart。TrueitisthatGodhathrestoredtousouroldlaws,andtherightfullineofourkings。Yet,howIknownot,butitseemstomethatsomethingiswanting——thatourcourthathnottheoldgravity,norourpeopletheoldloyalty。Theseeviltimes,likethegreatdeluge,haveoverwhelmedandconfusedallearthlythings。And,evenasthosewaters,thoughatlasttheyabated,yet,asthelearnedwrite,destroyedalltraceofthegardenofEden,sothatitsplacehathneversincebeenfound,sohaththisopeningofalltheflood—gatesofpoliticalevileffacedallmarksoftheancientpoliticalparadise。"
  "Sir,byyourfavour,"saidMrMilton,"though,frommanycircumstancesbothofbodyandoffortune,Imightpleadfairerexcusesfordespondencythanyourself,Iyetlooknotsosadlyeitheronthepastoronthefuture。Thatadelugehathpassedoverthisournation,Idenynot。ButIholditnottobesuchadelugeasthatofwhichyouspeak;butratherablessedflood,likethoseoftheNile,whichinitsoverflowdothindeedwashawayancientlandmarks,andconfoundboundaries,andsweepawaydwellings,yea,dothgivebirthtomanyfoulanddangerousreptiles。Yethenceisthefulnessofthegranary,thebeautyofthegarden,thenurtureofalllivingthings。