Peterson,thenew—comer,whisperedsatiricallyinFerguson’sear:
"Wonderfulperformancetofindthisplace,wasn’tit?Hardlyworthwhiletocomesofar,though;anyothersupposititiousplacewouldhaveansweredjustaswell——hey?"
Fergusonwasnotpleasedwiththeinnuendo。Hesaid,withsomewarmth:
"Doyoumeantoinsinuatethatthechildhasn’tbeenhere?Itellyouthechildhasbeenhere!Nowifyouwanttogetyourselfintoastidyalittlefussas——"
"Allright!"sangoutStillman。"Come,everybody,andlookatthis!Itwasrightunderournosesallthetime,andwedidn’tseeit。"
Therewasageneralplungeforthegroundattheplacewherethechildwasallegedtohaverested,andmanyeyestriedhardandhopefullytoseethethingthatArchy’sfingerwasrestingupon。Therewasapause,thenaseveral—barreledsighofdisappointment。PatRileyandHamSandwichsaid,intheonebreath:
"Whatisit,Archy?There’snothinghere。"
"Nothing?Doyoucallthatnothing?"andheswiftlytraceduponthegroundaformwithhisfinger。"There——don’tyourecognizeitnow?It’sInjunBilly’strack。He’sgotthechild。"
"Godbepraised!"fromthemother。
"Takeawaythelantern。I’vegotthedirection。Follow!"
Hestartedonarun,racinginandoutamongthesage—bushesamatterofthreehundredyards,anddisappearedoverasand—wave;theothersstruggledafterhim,caughthimup,andfoundhimwaiting。Tenstepsawaywasalittlewickiup,adimandformlessshelterofragsandoldhorse—blankets,adulllightshowingthroughitschinks。
"Youlead,Mrs。Hogan,"saidthelad。"It’syourprivilegetobefirst。"
Allfollowedthesprintshemadeforthewickiup,andsaw,withher,thepictureitsinteriorafforded。InjunBillywassittingontheground;
thechildwasasleepbesidehim。Themotherhuggeditwithawildembrace,whichincludedArchyStillman,thegratefultearsrunningdownherface,andinachokedandbrokenvoiceshepouredoutagoldenstreamofthatwealthofworshipingendearmentswhichhasitshomeinfullrichnessnowherebutintheIrishheart。
"Ifindherbymebyitisteno’clock,"Billyexplained。"She’sleepoutyonder,ve’ytired——facewet,beencryin’,’spose;fetchherhome,feedher,sheheapmuchhungry——go’sleep’gin。"
Inherlimitlessgratitudethehappymotherwaivedrankandhuggedhimtoo,callinghim"theangelofGodindisguise。"Andheprobablywasindisguiseifhewasthatkindofanofficial。Hewasdressedforthecharacter。
Athalfpastoneinthemorningtheprocessionburstintothevillagesinging,"WhenJohnnyComesMarchingHome,"wavingitslanternsandswallowingthedrinksthatwerebroughtoutallalongitscourse。Itconcentratedatthetavern,andmadeanightofwhatwasleftofthemorning。
PARTII
I
Thenextafternoonthevillagewaselectrifiedwithanimmensesensation。
Agraveanddignifiedforeignerofdistinguishedbearingandappearancehadarrivedatthetavern,andenteredthisformidablenameupontheregister:
SHERLOCKHOLMES
Thenewsbuzzedfromcabintocabin,fromclaimtoclaim;toolsweredropped,andthetownswarmedtowardthecenterofinterest。AmanpassingoutatthenorthernendofthevillageshoutedittoPatRiley,whoseclaimwasthenextonetoFlintBuckner’s。AtthattimeFetlockJonesseemedtoturnsick。Hemutteredtohimself:
"UncleSherlock!Themeanluckofit!——thatheshouldcomejustwhen……"
Hedroppedintoareverie,andpresentlysaidtohimself:"Butwhat’stheuseofbeingafraidofhim?AnybodythatknowshimthewayIdoknowshecan’tdetectacrimeexceptwhereheplansitalloutbeforehandandarrangesthecluesandhiressomefellowtocommititaccordingtoinstructions……Nowthereain’tgoingtobeanycluesthistime——so,whatshowhashegot?Noneatall。No,sir;everything’sready。IfI
wastoriskputtingitoff——No,Iwon’trunanyrisklikethat。FlintBucknergoesoutofthisworldto—night,forsure。"Thenanothertroublepresenteditself。"UncleSherlock’llbewantingtotalkhomematterswithmethisevening,andhowamIgoingtogetridofhim?forI’vegottobeatmycabinaminuteortwoabouteighto’clock。"Thiswasanawkwardmatter,andcosthimmuchthought。Buthefoundawaytobeatthedifficulty。"We’llgoforawalk,andI’llleavehimintheroadaminute,sothathewon’tseewhatitisIdo:thebestwaytothrowadetectiveoffthetrack,anyway,istohavehimalongwhenyouarepreparingthething。Yes,that’sthesafest——I’lltakehimwithme。"
Meantimetheroadinfrontofthetavernwasblockedwithvillagerswaitingandhopingforaglimpseofthegreatman。Buthekepthisroom,anddidnotappear。NonebutFerguson,JakeParkertheblacksmith,andHamSandwichhadanyluck。Theseenthusiasticadmirersofthegreatscientificdetectivehiredthetavern’sdetained—baggagelockup,whichlookedintothedetective’sroomacrossalittlealleywaytenortwelvefeetwide,ambushedthemselvesinit,andcutsomepeep—holesinthewindow—blind。Mr。Holmes’sblindsweredown;butbyandbyheraisedthem。Itgavethespiesahair—liftingbutpleasurablethrilltofindthemselvesfacetofacewiththeExtraordinaryManwhohadfilledtheworldwiththefameofhismorethanhumaningenuities。Therehesat——notamyth,notashadow,butreal,alive,compactofsubstance,andalmostwithintouchingdistancewiththehand。
"Lookatthathead!"saidFerguson,inanawedvoice。"Bygracious!
that’sahead!"
"Youbet!"saidtheblacksmith,withdeepreverence。"Lookathisnose!
lookathiseyes!Intellect?Justabatteryofit!"
"Andthatpaleness,"saidHamSandwich。"Comesfromthought——that’swhatitcomesfrom。Hell!dufferslikeusdon’tknowwhatrealthoughtis。"
"Nomorewedon’t,"saidFerguson。"Whatwetakeforthinkingisjustblubber—and—slush。"
"Rightyouare,Wells—Fargo。Andlookatthatfrown——that’sdeepthinking——awaydown,down,fortyfathomintothebowelsofthings。He’sonthetrackofsomething。"
"Well,heis,anddon’tyouforgetit。Say——lookatthatawfulgravity——
lookatthatpallidsolemness——thereain’tanycorpsecanlayoverit。"
"No,sir,notfordollars!Andit’shis’nbyhereditaryrights,too;
he’sbeendeadfourtimesa’ready,andthere’shistoryforit。Threetimesnatural,oncebyaccident。I’veheardsayhesmellsdampandcold,likeagrave。Andhe——"
"’Sh!Watchhim!There——he’sgothisthumbonthebumponthenearcornerofhisforehead,andhisforefingerontheoffone。Histhink—
worksisjusta—grindingnow,youbetyourothershirt。"
"That’sso。Andnowhe’sgazinguptowardheavenandstrokinghismustacheslow,and——"
"Nowhehasroseupstanding,andisputtinghiscluestogetheronhisleftfingerswithhisrightfinger。See?hetouchestheforefinger——nowmiddlefinger——nowring—finger——"
"Stuck!"
"Lookathimscowl!Hecan’tseemtomakeoutthatclue。Sohe——"
"Seehimsmile!——likeatiger——andtallyofftheotherfingerslikenothing!He’sgotit,boys;he’sgotitsure!"
"Well,Ishouldsay!I’dhatetobeinthatman’splacethathe’safter。"
Mr。Holmesdrewatabletothewindow,satdownwithhisbacktothespies,andproceededtowrite。Thespieswithdrewtheireyesfromthepeep—holes,littheirpipes,andsettledthemselvesforacomfortablesmokeandtalk。Fergusonsaid,withconviction:
"Boys,it’snousetalking,he’sawonder!He’sgotthesignsofitalloverhim。"
"Youhain’teversaidatruerwordthanthat,Wells—Fargo,"saidJakeParker。"Say,wouldn’tit’a’beennutsifhe’da—beenherelastnight?"
"Oh,byGeorge,butwouldn’tit!"saidFerguson。"Thenwe’dhaveseenscientificwork。Intellect——justpureintellect——awayupontheupperlevels,dontchuknow。Archyisallright,anditdon’tbecomeanybodytobelittlehim,Icantellyou。Buthisgiftisonlyjusteyesight,sharpasanowl’s,asnearasIcanmakeitoutjustagrandnaturalanimaltalent,nomore,noless,andprimeasfarasitgoes,butnointellectinit,andforawfulnessandmarvelousnessnomoretobecomparedtowhatthismandoesthan——than——Why,letmetellyouwhathe’dhavedone。He’dhavesteppedovertoHogan’sandglanced——justglanced,that’sall——atthepremises,andthat’senough。Seeeverything?Yes,sir,tothelastlittledetail;andhe’llknowmoreaboutthatplacethantheHoganswouldknowinsevenyears。Next,hewouldsitdownonthebunk,justasca’m,andsaytoMrs。Hogan——Say,Ham,considerthatyouareMrs。Hogan。I’llaskthequestions;youanswerthem。"
"Allright;goon。"
"’Madam,ifyouplease——attention——donotletyourmindwander。Now,then——sexofthechild?’
"’Female,yourHonor。’
"’Um——female。Verygood,verygood。Age?’
"’Turnedsix,yourHonor。’
"’Um——young,weak——twomiles。Wearinesswillovertakeitthen。Itwillsinkdownandsleep。Weshallfindittwomilesaway,orless。Teeth?’
"’Five,yourHonor,andonea—coming。’
"’Verygood,verygood,verygood,indeed。’Yousee,boys,heknowsacluewhenheseesit,whenitwouldn’tmeanadernthingtoanybodyelse。
’Stockings,madam?Shoes?’
"’Yes,yourHonor——both。’
"’Yarn,perhaps?Morocco?’
"’Yarn,yourHonor。Andkip。’
"’Um——kip。Thiscomplicatesthematter。However,letitgo——weshallmanage。Religion?’
"’Catholic,yourHonor。’
"’Verygood。Snipmeabitfromthebedblanket,please。Ah,thanks。
Partwool——foreignmake。Verywell。Asnipfromsomegarmentofthechild’s,please。Thanks。Cotton。Showswear。Anexcellentclue,excellent。Passmeapalletofthefloordirt,ifyou’llbesokind。
Thanks,manythanks。Ah,admirable,admirable!Nowweknowwhereweare,Ithink。’Yousee,boys,he’sgotalltheclueshewantsnow;hedon’tneedanythingmore。Now,then,whatdoesthisExtraordinaryMando?Helaysthosesnipsandthatdirtoutonthetableandleansoverthemonhiselbows,andputsthemtogethersidebysideandstudiesthem——mumblestohimself,’Female’;changesthemaround——mumbles,’Sixyearsold’;changesthemthiswayandthat——againmumbles:’Fiveteeth——onea—
coming——Catholic——yarn——cotton——kip——damnthatkip。’Thenhestraightensupandgazestowardheaven,andplowshishandsthroughhishair——plowsandplows,muttering,’Damnthatkip!’Thenhestandsupandfrowns,andbeginstotallyoffhiscluesonhisfingers——andgetsstuckatthering—
finger。Butonlyjustaminute——thenhisfaceglaresallupinasmilelikeahouseafire,andhestraightensupstatelyandmajestic,andsaystothecrowd,’Takealantern,acoupleofyou,andgodowntoInjunBilly’sandfetchthechild——therestofyougo’longhometobed;good—
night,madam;good—night,gents。’AndhebowsliketheMatterhorn,andpullsoutforthetavern。That’shisstyle,andtheOnly——scientific,intellectual——alloverinfifteenminutes——nopokingaroundalloverthesage—brushrangeanhourandahalfinamass—meetingcrowdforhim,boys——youhearme!"
"ByJackson,it’sgrand!"saidHamSandwich。"Wells—Fargo,you’vegothimdowntoadot。Heain’tpaintedupanyexactertothelifeinthebooks。ByGeorge,Icanjustseehim——can’tyou,boys?"
"Youbetyou!It’sjustaphotograft,that’swhatitis。"
Fergusonwasprofoundlypleasedwithhissuccess,andgrateful。Hesatsilentlyenjoyinghishappinessalittlewhile,thenhemurmured,withadeepaweinhisvoice,"IwonderifGodmadehim?"
Therewasnoresponseforamoment;thenHamSandwichsaid,reverently:
"Notallatonetime,Ireckon。"
VII
Ateighto’clockthateveningtwopersonsweregropingtheirwaypastFlintBuckner’scabininthefrostygloom。TheywereSherlockHolmesandhisnephew。
"Stophereintheroadamoment,uncle,"saidFetlock,"whileIruntomycabin;Iwon’tbegoneaminute。"
Heaskedforsomething——theunclefurnishedit——thenhedisappearedinthedarkness,butsoonreturned,andthetalking—walkwasresumed。Bynineo’clocktheyhadwanderedbacktothetavern。Theyworkedtheirwaythroughthebilliard—room,whereacrowdhadgatheredinthehopeofgettingaglimpseoftheExtraordinaryMan。Aroyalcheerwasraised。
Mr。Holmesacknowledgedthecomplimentwithaseriesofcourtlybows,andashewaspassingouthisnephewsaidtotheassemblage:
"UncleSherlock’sgotsomeworktodo,gentlemen,that’llkeephimtilltwelveorone;buthe’llbedownagainthen,orearlierifhecan,andhopessomeofyou’llbelefttotakeadrinkwithhim。"
"ByGeorge,he’sjustaduke,boys!ThreecheersforSherlockHolmes,thegreatestmanthateverlived!"shoutedFerguson。"Hip,hip,hip——"
"Hurrah!hurrah!hurrah!Tiger!"
Theuproarshookthebuilding,soheartywasthefeelingtheboysputintotheirwelcome。Up—stairstheunclereproachedthenephewgently,saying:
"Whatdidyougetmeintothatengagementfor?"
"Ireckonyoudon’twanttobeunpopular,doyou,uncle?Well,then,don’tyouputonanyexclusivenessinamining—camp,that’sall。Theboysadmireyou;butifyouwastoleavewithouttakingadrinkwiththem,they’dsetyoudownforasnob。Andbesides,yousaidyouhadhometalkenoughinstocktokeepusupandatithalfthenight。"
Theboywasright,andwise——theuncleacknowledgedit。Theboywaswiseinanotherdetailwhichhedidnotmention——excepttohimself:"Uncleandtheotherswillcomehandy——inthewayofnailinganalibiwhereitcan’tbebudged。"
Heandhisuncletalkeddiligentlyaboutthreehours。Then,aboutmidnight,Fetlocksteppeddown—stairsandtookapositioninthedarkadozenstepsfromthetavern,andwaited。FiveminuteslaterFlintBucknercamerockingoutofthebilliard—roomandalmostbrushedhimashepassed。
"I’vegothim!"mutteredtheboy。Hecontinuedtohimself,lookingaftertheshadowyform:"Good—by——good—byforgood,FlintBuckner;youcalledmymothera——well,nevermindwhat:it’sallright,now;you’retakingyourlastwalk,friend。"
Hewentmusingbackintothetavern。"Fromnowtilloneisanhour。
We’llspenditwiththeboys;it’sgoodforthealibi。"
HebroughtSherlockHolmestothebilliard—room,whichwasjammedwitheagerandadmiringminers;theguestcalledthedrinks,andthefunbegan。Everybodywashappy;everybodywascomplimentary;theicewassoonbroken,songs,anecdotes,andmoredrinksfollowed,andthepregnantminutesflew。Atsixminutestoone,whenthejollitywasatitshighest——
BOOM!!
Therewassilenceinstantly。Thedeepsoundcamerollingandrumblingfrownpeaktopeakupthegorge,thendieddown,andceased。Thespellbroke,then,andthemenmadearushforthedoor,saying:
"Something’sblownup!"
Outside,avoiceinthedarknesssaid,"It’sawaydownthegorge;Isawtheflash。"
Thecrowdpoureddownthecanyon——Holmes,Fetlock,ArchyStillman,everybody。Theymadethemileinafewminutes。BythelightofalanterntheyfoundthesmoothandsoliddirtfloorofFlintBuckner’scabin;ofthecabinitselfnotavestigeremained,notaragnorasplinter。NoranysignofFlint。Search—partiessoughthereandthereandyonder,andpresentlyacrywentup。
"Hereheis!"
Itwastrue。Fiftyyardsdownthegulchtheyhadfoundhim——thatis,theyhadfoundacrushedandlifelessmasswhichrepresentedhim。
FetlockJoneshurriedthitherwiththeothersandlooked。
Theinquestwasafifteen—minuteaffair。HamSandwich,foremanofthejury,handeduptheverdict,whichwasphrasedwithacertainunstudiedliterarygrace,andclosedwiththisfinding,towit:that"deceasedcametohisdeathbyhisownactorsomeotherpersonorpersonsunknowntothisjurynotleavinganyfamilyorsimilareffectsbehindbuthiscabinwhichwasblownawayandGodhavemercyonhissoulamen。"
Thentheimpatientjuryrejoinedthemaincrowd,forthestorm—centerofinterestwasthere——SherlockHolmes。Theminersstoodsilentandreverentinahalf—circle,inclosingalargevacantspacewhichincludedthefrontexposureofthesiteofthelatepremises。InthisconsiderablespacetheExtraordinaryManwasmovingabout,attendedbyhisnephewwithalantern。Withatapehetookmeasurementsofthecabinsite;ofthedistancefromthewallofchaparraltotheroad;oftheheightofthechaparralbushes;alsovariousothermeasurements。Hegatheredaraghere,asplinterthere,andapinchofearthyonder,inspectedthemprofoundly,andpreservedthem。Hetookthe"lay"oftheplacewithapocket—compass,allowingtwosecondsformagneticvariation。