首页 >出版文学> Hunting Sketches>第3章
  ButatlastJorrocksisthere,andthehoundstrotofftocover。
  Sodullhasbeeneverythingonthismorningthateventhatissomething,andmenbegintomakethemselveshappierinthewarmthofthemovement。Thehoundsgointocovert,andaperiodofexcitementiscommenced。Ourfriendwholikeshuntingremarkstohisneighbourthatthegroundisrideable。Hisneighbourwhodoesn'tlikeitquitesowellsaysthathedoesn'tknow。Theyremainstandingclosetogetheronaforestridefortwentyminutes,butconversationdoesn'tgobeyondthat。Themanwhodoesn'tlikeithaslitacigar,butthemanwhodoeslikeitneverlightsacigarwhenhoundsaredrawing。
  Andnowthewelcomemusicisheard,andafoxhasbeenfound。Mr。
  Jorrocks,galloppingalongtheridewithmanyoaths,imploresthosearoundhimtoholdtheirtonguesandremainquiet。Whyheshouldtroublehimselftodothis,asheknowsthatnoonewillobeyhisorders,itisdifficulttosurmise。Orwhymenshouldstandstillinthemiddleofalargewoodwhentheyexpectafoxtobreak,becauseMr。Jorrocksswearsatthem,isalsonottobeunderstood。OurfriendpaysnoattentiontoMr。Jorrocks,butmakesfortheendoftheride,goingwithearserect,andlisteningtothedistanthoundsastheyturnupontheturningfox。Astheyturn,hereturns;and,splashingthroughthemudofthenowsoftenedground,throughnarrowtracks,withtheboughsinhisface,listeningalways,nowhoping,nowdespairing,speakingtonoone,butfollowingandfollowed,hemakeshiswaybackwardsandforwardsthroughthewood,tillatlast,wearywithwishingandworking,herestshimselfinsomeopenspot,andbeginstoeathisluncheon。Itisnowpasttwo,anditwouldpuzzlehimtosaywhatpleasurehehasasyethadoutofhisday'samusement。
  Butnow,whiletheflaskisyetathismouth,hehearsfromsomedistantcornerasoundthattellshimthatthefoxisaway。Heoughttohavepersevered,andthenhewouldhavebeennearthem。
  Asitis,allthatlabourofridinghasbeeninvain,andhehasbeforehimthedoubletaskoffindingthelineofthehoundsandofcatchingthemwhenhehasfoundit。Hehasacrowdofmenaroundhim;butheknowsenoughofhuntingtobeawarethatthemenwhoarewrongatsuchmomentsarealwaysmorenumerousthantheywhoareright。Hehastochooseforhimself,andchoosesquickly,dashingdownaridetotheright,whileahostofthosewhoknowthatheisoneofthemwholikeit,followcloselyathisheels,tooclosely,ashefindsatthefirstfenceoutofthewoods,whenoneofhisyoungadmirersalmostjumpsonthetopofhim。"Doyouwanttogetintomypocket,sir?"hesays,angrily。Theyoungadmirerissnubbed,and,turningaway,attemptstomakealineforhimself。
  Butthoughhehasbeenfollowed,hehasgreatdoubtastohisowncourse。Tohesitateistobelost,sohegoeson,onrapidly,lookingasheclearseveryfenceforthespotatwhichheistoclearthenext;butheisbynomeanscertainofhiscourse。
  Thoughhehasadmirersathisheelswhocredithimimplicitly,hismindisrackedbyanagonyofignorance。Hehasgotbadlyaway,andthehoundsarerunningwell,anditisgoingtobeagoodthing;andhewillnotseeit。Hehasnotbeeninforanythinggoodthisyear,andnowthisishisluck!Hiseyetravelsroundoverthehorizonasheisgallopping,andthoughheseesmenhereandthere,hecancatchnosignofahound;norcanhecatchtheformofanymanwhowouldprobablybewiththem。Butheperseveres,choosinghispointsashegoes,tillthetailofhisfollowersbecomesthinnerandthinner。Hecomesoutuponaroad,andmakesthepaceasgoodashecanalongthesoftedgeofit。Hesniffsatthewind,knowingthatthefox,goingatsuchapaceasthis,mustrunwithit。Hetellshimselffromoutwardsignswhereheis,anduseshisdeadknowledgetodirecthim。Hescornstoaskaquestionashepassescountrymeninhiscourse,buthewouldgivefiveguineastoknowexactlywherethehoundsareatthatmoment。Hehasbeenatitnowfortyminutes,andisindespair。Hisgallantnagrollsalittleunderhim,andheknowsthathehasbeengoingtoofast。Andforwhat;forwhat?
  Whatgoodhasitalldonehim?Whatgoodwillitdohim,thoughheshouldkillthebeast?Hecursesbetweenhisteeth,andeverythingisvanityandvexationofspirit。
  "They'vejustrunintohimatBoxallSprings,Mr。Jones,"saysafarmerwhomhepassesontheroad。BoxallSpringsisonlyaquarterofamilebeforehim,buthewondershowthefarmerhascometoknowallaboutit。ButonreachingBoxallSpringshefindsthatthefarmerwasright,andthatTomisalreadybreakingupthefox。"Verygoodthing,Mr。Jones,"saysthesquireingoodhumour。Ourfriendmutterssomethingbetweenhisteethandridesawayindudgeonfromthetriumphantmaster。Onhisroadhomehehearsallaboutitfromeverybody。Itseemstohimthathealoneofallthosewhoareanybodyhasmissedtherun,therunoftheseason!"Andkilledhimintheopenasyoumaysay,"saysSmith,whohasalreadytwiceboastedinJones'shearingthathehadseeneveryturnthehoundshadmade。"Itwasn'tintheopen,"saysJones,reducedinhisangertodiminishasfarasmaybethetriumphofhisrival。
  Suchisthefate,thetoofrequentfateofthemanwhohuntsanddoeslikeit。
  THELADYWHORIDESTOHOUNDS。
  Amongthosewhohunttherearetwoclassesofhuntingpeoplewhoalwayslikeit,andthesepeoplearehuntingparsonsandhuntingladies。Thatitshouldbesoisnaturalenough。Inthelifeandhabitsofparsonsandladiesthereismuchthatisantagonistictohunting,andtheywhosuppressthisantagonismdosobecausetheyareNimrodsatheart。Buttheridingofthesehorsemenunderdifficulties,horsemenandhorsewomen,leavesastrongimpressiononthecasualobserverofhunting;fortosuchanoneitseemsthatthehardestridingisforthcomingexactlywherenohardridingshouldbeexpected。OnthepresentoccasionIwill,ifyouplease,confinemyselftotheladywhoridestohounds,andwillbeginwithanassertion,whichwillnotbecontradicted,thatthenumberofsuchladiesisverymuchontheincrease。
  Womenwhoride,asarule,ridebetterthanmen。They,thewomen,havealwaysbeeninstructed;whereasmenhaveusuallycometoridewithoutanyinstruction。Theyareputuponponieswhentheyareallboys,andputthemselvesupontheirfathers'horsesastheybecomehobbledehoys:andthustheyobtainthepowerofstickingontotheanimalwhilehegallopsandjumps,andevenwhilehekicksandshies;and,soprogressing,theyachieveanamountofhorsemanshipwhichanswersthepurposesoflife。Buttheydonotacquiretheartofridingwithexactness,aswomendo,andrarelyhavesuchhandsasawomanhasonahorse'smouth。
  Theconsequenceofthisisthatwomenfalllessoftenthanmen,andthefieldisnotoftenthrownintothehorrorwhichwouldarisewerealadyknowntobeinaditchwithahorselyingonher。
  IownthatIliketoseethreeorfourladiesoutinafield,andIlikeitthebetterifIamhappyenoughtocountoneormoreofthemamongmyownacquaintances。Theirpresencetendstotakeofffromhuntingthatcharacterofhorseyness,ofbothfasthorseynessandslowhorseyness,whichhasbecome,notunnaturally,attachedtoit,andtobringitwithinthecategoryofgentlesports。Thereusedtoprevailanideathatthehuntingmanwasofnecessityloudandrough,giventostrongdrinks,illadaptedforthepoetriesoflife,andperhapsalittlepronetomakemoneyoutofhissofterfriend。Itmaynowbesaidthatthisideaisgoingoutofvogue,andthathuntingmenaresupposedtohavethatsamefeelingwithregardtotheirhorses,thesameandnomore,whichladieshavefortheircarriageorsoldiersfortheirswords。Horsesarevaluedsimplyfortheservicesthattheycanrender,andareonlyvaluedhighlywhentheyareknowntobegoodservants。Thatamanmayhuntwithoutdrinkingorswearing,andmaypossessanagortwowithoutanypropensitytosellitorthemfordoubletheirvalue,isnowbeginningtobeunderstood。
  Theoftenerthatwomenaretobeseen"out,"themorewillsuchimprovedfeelingsprevailastohunting,andthepleasanterwillbethefieldtomenwhoarenothorsey,butwhomayneverthelessbegoodhorsemen。
  Therearetwoclassesofwomenwhoridetohounds,or,rather,amongmanypossibleclassifications,therearetwotowhichI
  willnowcallattention。Thereistheladywhorides,anddemandsassistance;andthereistheladywhorides,anddemandsnone。
  Eachalways,Imaysayalways,receivesalltheassistancethatshemayrequire;butthedifferencebetweenthetwo,tothemenwhoridewiththem,isverygreat。Itwill,ofcourse,beunderstoodthat,astoboththesesamplesoffemaleNimrods,I
  speakofladieswhoreallyride,notofthosewhogracethecovertswith,anddisappearundertheauspicesof,theirpapasortheirgroomswhentheworkbegins。