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第5章

  Thisco'tismo'thanwillin'andfullofjoytoseethecloudsofdiscordandmisunderstandin'rollin'awayfromtwolovin'hearts,butitairthedutyoftheco'ttop'eservethemoralsandintegrityoftheState。Theco'tremindsyouthatyouairnolongermanandwife,butairdivo'cedbyregulardecree,andassuchairnotentitledtothebenefitsand'purtenancesofthemattermonalestate。"
  ArielacaughtRansie'sarm。Didthosewordsmeanthatshemustlosehimnowwhentheyhadjustlearnedthelessonoflife?
  "Buttheco'tairprepared,"wentontheJustice,"furtoremovethedisabilitiessetupbythedecreeofdivo'ce。
  Theco'taironhandtoperformthesolemnceremonyofmarri'ge,thusfixin'thingsupandenablin'thepartiesinthecasetoresumethehonour'bleandelevatin'stateofmattermonywhichtheydesires。Thefeefurper-
  formin'saidceremonywillbe,inthiscase,towit,fivedollars。"
  Ariclacaughtthegleamofpromiseinhiswords。
  Swiftlyherhandwenttoherbosom。FreelyasanalightingdovethebillflutteredtotheJustice'stable。
  HersallowcheekcolouredasshestoodhandinhandwithRansieandlistenedtothereunitingwords。
  Ransiehelpedherintothecart,andclimbedinbesideher。Thelittleredbullturnedoncemore,andtheysetout,hand-clasped,forthemountains。
  Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsatinhisdoorandtookoffhisshoes。Onceagainhefingeredthebilltuckeddowninhisvestpocket。Onceagainhesmokedhiselder-stempipe。Onceagainthespeck-ledhenswag-
  gereddownthemainstreetofthe"settlement,"cacklingfoolishly。
  ASACRIFICEHIT
  TheeditoroftheHearthstoneMagazinehisownideasabouttheselectionofmanuscriptforhispublication。
  Histheoryisnosecret;infact,hewillexpoundittoyouwillinglysittingathismahoganydesk,smilingbenignantlyandtappinghiskneegentlywithhisgold-rimmedeye-
  glasses。
  "TheHearthstone,"hewillsay,"doesnotemployastaffofreaders。Weobtainopinionsofthemanuscriptssubmittedtousdirectlyfromtypesofthevariousclassesofourreaders。"
  Thatistheeditor'stheory;andthisisthewayhecarriesitout:
  WhenabatchofMSS。isreceivedtheeditorstuffseveryoneofhispocketsfullofthemanddistributesthemashegoesaboutduringtheday。Theofficeemployees,thehallporter,thejanitor,theelevatorman,messengerboys,thewaitersatthecaf?wheretheeditorhasluncheon,themanatthenews-standwherehebuyshiseveningpaper,thegrocerandmilkman,theguardonthe5。30uptownelevatedtrain,theticket-chopperatSixty——thstreet,thecookandmaidathishome——
  thesearethereaderswhopassuponMSS。sentintotheHearthstoneMagazine。Ifhispocketsarenotentirelyemptiedbythetimehereachesthebosomofhisfamilytheremainingonesarehandedovertohiswifetoreadafterthebabygoestosleep。AfewdayslatertheeditorgathersintheMSS。duringhisregularroundsandcon-
  siderstheverdictofhisassortedreaders。
  Thissystemofmakingupamagazinehasbeenverysuccessful;andthecirculation,pacedbytheadvertisingrates,ismakingawonderfulrecordofspeed。
  TheHearthstoneCompanyalsopublishesbooks,anditsimprintistobefoundonseveralsuccessfulworks——allrecommended,saystheeditor,bytheHearthstone'8
  armyofvolunteerreaders。NowandthenaccordingtotalkativemembersoftheeditorialstafftheHearthstonehasallowedmanuscriptstoslipthroughitsfingersontheadviceofitsheterogeneousreaders,thatafterwardprovedtobefamoussellerswhenbroughtoutbyotherhouses。
  Forinstancethegossipssay,"TheRiseandFallofSilasLatham"wasunfavourablypasseduponbytheelevator-man;theoffice-boyunanimouslyrejected"TheBoss";"IntheBishop'sCarriage"wascontemptuouslylookeduponbythestreet-carconductor;"TheDeliver-
  ance"wasturneddownbyaclerkinthesubscriptiondepartmentwhosewife'smotherhadjustbegunatwo-
  months'visitathishome;"TheQueen'sQuair"camebackfromthejanitorwiththecomment:"Soisthebook。"
  ButneverthelesstheHearthstoneadherestoitstheoryandsystem,anditwillneverlackvolunteerreaders;
  foreachoneofthewidelyscatteredstaff,fromtheyoungladystenographerintheeditorialofficetothemanwhoshovelsincoalwhoseadversedecisionlosttotheHearth-
  stoneCompanythemanuscriptof"TheUnderWorld",hasexpectationsofbecomingeditorofthemagazinesomeday。
  ThismethodoftheHearthstonewaswellknowntoAllenSlaytonwhenhewrotehisnoveletteentitled"LoveIsAll。"SlaytonhadhungabouttheeditorialofficesofallthemagazinessopersistentlythathewasacquaintedwiththeinnerworkingsofeveryoneinGotham。
  HeknewnotonlythattheeditoroftheHearthstonehandedhisMSS。aroundamongdifferenttypesofpeopleforreading,butthatthestoriesofsentimentallove-
  interestwenttoMissPuffkin,theeditor'sstenographer。
  Anotheroftheeditor'speculiarcustomswastoconcealinvariablythenameofthewriterfromhisreadersofMSS。sothataglitteringnamemightnotinfluencethesincerityoftheirreports。
  Slaytonmade"LoveIsAll"theeffortofhislife。Hegaveitsixmonthsofthebestworkofhisheartandbrain。Itwasapurelove-story,fine,elevated,romantic,passionate——aprosepoemthatsetthedivineblessingofloveIamtransposingfromthemanuscripthighaboveallearthlygiftsandhonours,andlisteditinthecatalogueofheaven'schoicestrewards。Slayton'sliteraryambitionwasintense。Hewouldhavesacrificedallotherworldlypossessionstohavegainedfameinhischosenart。Hewouldalmosthavecutoffhisrighthand,orhaveofferedhimselftotheknifeoftheappendi-
  citisfanciertohaverealizedhisdreamofseeingoneofhiseffortspublishedintheHearthstone。
  Slaytonfinished"LoveIsAll,"andtookittothyHearthstoneinperson。Theofficeofthemagazinewasinalarge,conglomeratebuilding,presidedunderbyajanitor。
  Asthewritersteppedinsidethedooronhiswaytotheelevatorapotatomasherflewthroughthehall,wreck-
  ing,Slayton'shat,andsmashingtheglassofthedoor。
  Closelyfollowinginthewakeoftheutensilflewthejanitor,abulky,unwholesomeman,suspenderlessandsordid,panic-strickenandbreathless。Afrowsy,tallwomanwithflyinghairfollowedthemissile。Thejanitor'sfootslippedonthetiledfloor,hefellinaheapwithanexclamationofdespair。Thewomanpounceduponhimandseizedhishair。Themanbellowedlustily。
  Hervengeancewreaked,theviragoroseandstalkedtriumphantasMinerva,backtosomecrypticdomesticretreatattherear。Thejanitorgottohisfeet,blownandhumiliated。
  "Thisismarriedlife,"hesaidtoSlayton,withacertainbruisedhumour。"That'sthegirlIusedtolayawakeofnightsthinkingabout。Sorryaboutyourhat,mister。
  Say,don'tsnitchtothetenantsaboutthis,willyer?
  Idon'twanttolosemejob。"
  SlaytontooktheelevatorattheendofthehallandwentuptotheofficesoftheHearthstone。HelefttheMS。of"LoveIsAll"withtheeditor,whoagreedtogive,himananswerastoitsavailabilityattheendofaweek。
  Slaytonformulatedhisgreatwinningschemeonhiswaydown。Itstruckhimwithonebrilliantflash,andhecouldnotrefrainfromadmiringhisowngeniusinconceivingtheidea。Thatverynighthesetaboutcarry-
  ingitintoexecution。
  MissPuffkin,theHearthstonestenographer,boardedinthesamehousewiththeauthor。Shewasanoldish,thin,exclusive,languishing,sentimentalmaid;andSlaytonhadbeenintroducedtohersometimebefore。
  Thewriter'sdaringandself-sacrificingprojectwasthis:HeknewthattheeditoroftheHearthstonereliedstronglyuponMissPuffkin'sjudgmentinthemanuscriptofromanticandsentimentalfiction。Hertasterepresentedtheimmenseaverageofmediocrewomenwhodevournovelsandstoriesofthattype。Thecentralideaandkeynoteof"LoveIsAll"wasloveatfirstsight——theenrapturing,irresistible,soul-thrilling,feelingthatcom-
  pelsamanorawomantorecognizehisorherspirit-mateassoonasheartspeakstoheart。SupposeheshouldimpressthisdivinetruthuponMissPuffkinpersonally!——
  wouldshenotsurelyindorsehernewandrapturoussensationsbyrecommendinghighlytotheeditoroftheHearthstonethenovelette"LoveIsAll"?
  Slaytonthoughtso。AndthatnighthetookMissPuffkintothetheatre。Thenextnighthemadevehementlovetoherinthedimparlouroftheboarding-house。Hequotedfreelyfrom"LoveIsAll";andhewoundupwithMissPuffkin'sheadonhisshoulder,andvisionsofliteraryfamedancinginhishead。
  ButSlaytondidnotstopatlove-making。This,hesaidtohimself,wastheturningpointofhislife;and,likeatruesportsman,he"wentthelimit。"OnThursdaynightheandMissPuffkinwalkedovertotheBigChurchintheMiddleoftheBlockandweremarried。
  BraveSlayton!Chateaubrianddiedinagarret,Byroncourtedawidow,Keatsstarvedtodeath,Poemixedhisdrinks,DeQuinceyhitthepipe,AdelivedinChica-o,Jameskeptondoingit,DicKensworewhitesocks,DeMaupassantworeastrait-jacket,TomWatsonbecameaPopulist,Jeremiahwept,alltheseauthorsdidthesethingsforthesakeofliterature,butthoudidstcapthemall;thoumarriedstawifefortocarveforthyselfanicheinthetempleoffame!
  OnFridaymorningMrs。SlaytonsaidshewouldgoovertotheHearthstoneoffice,handinoneortwomanu-
  riptsthattheeditorhadgiventohertoread,andresignherpositionasstenographer。
  "Wasthereanything——er——that——er——youparticu-
  larlyfanciedinthestoriesyouaregoingtoturnin?"
  askedSlaytonwithathumpingheart。
  "Therewasoneanovelette,thatIlikedsomuch,"
  saidhiswife。"Ihaven'treadanythinginyearsthatIthoughtwashalfasniceandtruetolife。"
  ThatafternoonSlaytonhurrieddowntotheHearth-
  stoneoffice。Hefeltthathisrewardwascloseathand。
  WithanoveletteintheHearthstone,literaryreputationwouldsoonbehis。
  Theofficeboymethimattherailingintheouteroffice。Itwasnotforunsuccessfulauthorstoholdpersonalcolloquywiththeeditorexceptatrareintervals。
  Slayton,hugginghimselfinternally,wasnursinginhishearttheexquisitehopeofbeingabletocrushtheofficeboywithhisforthcomingsuccess。
  Heinquiredconcerninghisnovelette。Theofficeboywentintothesacredprecinctsandbroughtforthalargeenvelope,thickwithmorethanthebulkofathousanddiecks。
  "Thebosstoldmetotellyouhe'ssorry,"saidtheboy,"butyourmanuscriptain'tavailableforthemagazine。"
  Slaytonstood,dazed。"Canyoutellme,"hestammered,"whetherornoMissPuff——thatismy——ImeanMissruffkin——handedinanovelettethismorningthatshehadbeenaskedtoread?"
  "Sureshedid,"answeredtheofficeboywisely。"I
  heardtheoldmansaythatMissPuffkinsaiditwasadaisy。Thenameofitwas,'MarriedfortheMazuma,oraWorkingGirl'sTriumph。'"
  "Say,you!"saidtheofficeboyconfidentially,"yourname'sSlayton,ain'tit?IguessImixedcasesonvouwithoutmeanin'todoit。Thebossgivemesomemanu-
  scripttohandaroundtheotherdayandIgottheonesforMissPuffkinandthejanitormixed。Iguessit'sallright,though。"
  AndthenSlaytonlookedcloserandsawonthecoverofhismanuscript,underthetitle"LoveIsAll,"thejanitor'scommentscribbledwithapieceofcharcoal:
  "The——yousay!"
  THEROADSWETAKE
  TWIENTYmilesWestofTucson,the"SunsetExpress"
  stoppedatatanktotakeonwater。Besidestheaqueous,additiontheengineofthatfamousflyeracquiredsomeotherthingsthatwerenotgoodforit。
  Whilethefiremanwasloweringthefeedinghose,BobTidball,"Shark"Dodsonandaquarter-bredCreekIndiancalledJohnBigDogclimbedontheengineandshowedtheengineerthreeroundorificesinpiecesofordnancethatthecarried。Theseorificessoimpressedtheengineerwiththeirpossibilitiesthatheraisedbothhandsinagesturesuchasaccompaniestheejaculation"Dotell!"
  AtthecrispcommandofSharkDodson,whowasleaderoftheattackingforcetheengineerdescendedtothegroundanduncoupledtheengineandtender。
  ThenJohnBigDog,percheduponthecoal,sportivelyheldtwogunsupontheenginedriverandthefireman,andsuggestedthattheyruntheenginefiftyyardsawayandthereawaitfurtherorders。
  SharkDodsonandBobTidball,scorningtoputsuchlow-gradeoreasthepassengersthroughthemill,struckoutfortherichpocketoftheexpresscar。Theyfoundthemessengersereneinthebeliefthatthe"SunsetExpress"wastakingonnothingmorestimulatinganddangerousthanaquapura。WhileBobwasknockingthisideaoutofhisheadwiththebutt-endofhissix-shooterSharkDodsonwasalreadydosingtheexpress-carsafewithdynamite。
  Thesafeexplodedtothetuneof$30,000,allgoldandcurrency。Thepassengersthrusttheirheadscasuallyoutofthewindowstolookforthethunder-cloud。Theconductorjerkedatthebell-rope,whichsaggeddownlooseandunresisting,athistug。SharkDodsonandBobTidball,withtheirbootyinastoutcanvasbag,tumbledoutoftheexpresscarandranawkwardlyintheirhigh-heeledbootstotheengine。
  Theengineer,sullenlyangrybutwise,rantheengine,accordingtoorders,rapidlyawayfromtheinerttrain。
  Butbeforethiswasaccomplishedtheexpressmessenger,recoveredfromBobTidball'spersuadertoneutrality,jumpedoutofhiscarwithaWinchesterrifleandtookatrickinthegame。Mr。JohnBigDog,sittingonthecoaltender,unwittinglymadeawrongleadbygivinganimitationofatarget,andthemessengertrumpedhim。
  WithaballexactlybetweenhisshoulderbladestheCreekchevalierofindustryrolledofftotheground,thusincreasingtheshareofhiscomradesinthelootbyone-sixtheach。
  Twomilesfromthetanktheengineerwasorderedtostop。
  Therobberswavedadefiantadieuandplungeddownthesteepslopeintothethickwoodsthatlinedthetrack。
  Fiveminutesofcrashingthroughathicketofchapparalbroughtthemtoopenwoods,wherethreehorsesweretiedtolow-hangingbranches。OnewaswaitingforJohnBigDog,whowouldneverridebynightordayagain。
  Thisanimaltherobbersdivestedofsaddleandbridleandsetfree。Theymountedtheothertwowiththebagacrossonepommel,androdefastandwithdiscre-
  tionthroughtheforestandupaprimeval,lonelygorge。
  HeretheanimalthatboreBobTidballslippedonamossyboulderandbrokeaforeleg。Theyshothimthroughtheheadatonceandsatdowntoholdacouncilofflight。
  Madesecureforthepresentbythetortuoustrailthey-
  hadtravelled,thequestionoftimewasnolongersobig。
  Manymilesandhourslaybetweenthemandthespryestpossethatcouldfollow。SharkDodson'shorse,withtrailingropeanddroppedbridle,pantedandcroppedthankfullyofthegrassalongthestreaminthegorge。
  BobTidballopenedthesack,drewoutdoublehandfulsoftheneatpackagesofcurrencyandtheonesackofgoldandchuckledwiththegleeofachild。
  "Say,youolddouble-deckedpirate,"hecalledjoyfullytoDodson,"yousaidwecoulddoit——yougotaheadforfinancingthatknocksthehornsoffofanythinginArizona。"
  "Whatarewegoingtodoaboutahossforyou,Bob?
  Weain'tgotlongtowaithere。They'llbeonourtrailbeforedaylightinthemornin'。"
  "Oh,Iguessthatcayuseofyourn'llcarrydoubleforawhile,"answeredthesanguineBob。"We'llannexthefirstanimalwecomeacross。Byjingoes,wemadeahaul,didn'twe?Accordin'tothemarksonthismoneythere's$30,000——$15,000apiece!"
  "It'sshortofwhatIexpected,"saidSharkDodson,kickingsoftlyatthepackageswiththetoeofhisbootandthenhelookedpensivelyatthewetsidesofhistiredhorse。
  "OldBolivar'smightynighplayedout,"hesaid,slowly。"Iwishthatsorrelofyourshadn'tgothurt。"
  "SodoI,"saidBob,heartily,"butitcan'tbehelped。
  Bolivar'sgotplentyofbottom——he'llgetusbothfarenoughtogetfreshmounts。Dangit,Shark,Ican'tbelpthinkin'howfunnyitisthatanEasternerlikeyoucancomeouthereandgiveusWesternfellowscardsandspadesinthedesperadobusiness。WhatpartoftheEastwasyoufrom,anyway?"
  "NewYorkState,"saidSharkDodson,sittingdownonaboulderandchewingatwig。"IwasbornonafarminUlsterCounty。IranawayfromhomewhenIwasseventeen。ItwasanaccidentmycomingWest。Iwaswalkin'alongtheroadwithmyclothesinabundle,makin'forNewYorkCity。Ihadanideaofgoin'thereandmakin'lotsofmoney。IalwaysfeltlikeIcoulddoit。Icametoaplaceoneevenin'wheretheroadforkedandIdidn'tknowwhichforktotake。I
  studiedaboutitforhalfanhour,andthenItooktheleft-
  hand。ThatnightIrunintothecampofaWildWestshowthatwastravellin'amongthelittletowns,andIwentWestwithit。I'veoftenwonderedifI
  wouldn'thaveturnedoutdifferentifI'dtooktheotherroad。"
  "Oh,Ireckonyou'dhaveendedupaboutthesame,"
  saidBobTidball,cheerfullyphilosophical。"Itain'ttheroadswetake;it'swhat'sinsideofusthatmakesusturnoutthewaywedo。"
  SharkDodsongotupandleanedagainstatree。
  "I'dagooddealratherthatsorrelofyournhadn'thurthimself,Bob,"hesaidagain,almostpathetically。
  "Samehere,"agreedBob;"hewassureafirst-ratekindofacrowbait。ButBolivar,he'llpullusthroughallright。Reckonwe'dbetterbemovin'on,hadn'twe,Shark?I'llbagthisboodleag'inandwe'llhitthetrailforhighertimber。"
  BobTidballreplacedthespoilinthebagandtiedthemouthofittightlywithacord。WhenhelookedupthemostprominentobjectthathesawwasthemuzzleofSharkDodson's。45helduponhimwithoutawaver。
  "Stopyourfunnin',"saidBob,withagrin。"Wegottobehittin'thebreeze。"
  "Setstill,"saidShark。"Youain'tgoin'tohitnobreeze,Bob。Ihatetotellyou,butthereain'tanychanceforbutoneofus。Bolivar,he'splentytired,andhecan'tcarrydouble。"
  "Webeenpards,meandyou,SharkDodson,forthreeyear,"Bobsaidquietly。"We'veriskedourlivestogethertimeandagain。I'vealwaysgiveyouasquaredeal,andIthoughtyouwasaman。I'veheardsomequeerstoriesaboutyoushootin'oneortwomeninapeculiarway,butIneverbelieved'em。Nowifyou'rejusthavin'
  alittlefunwithme,Shark,putyourgunup,andwe'llgetonBolivarandvamose。Ifyoumeantoshoot——
  shoot,youblackheartedsonofatarantula!"
  SharkDodson'sfaceboreadeeplysorrowfullook。
  "Youdon'tknowhowbadIfeel,"hesighed,"aboutthatsorrelofyournbreakin'hisleg,Bob。"
  TheexpressiononDodson'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
  Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
  TrulyBobTidballwasneverto"hitthebreeze"again。
  Thedeadly。45ofthefalsefriendcrackedandfilledthegorgewitharoarthatthewallshurledbackwithindignantechoes。AndBolivar,unconsciousaccomplice,swiftlyboreawaythelastoftheholders-upofthe"SunsetExpress,"notputtothestressof"carryingdouble。"
  Butas"Shark"Dodsongallopedawaythewoodsseemedtofadefromhisview;therevolverinhisrighthandturnedtothecurvedarmofamahoganychair;hissaddlewasstrangelyupholstered,andheopenedhiseyesandsawhisfeet,notinstirrups,butrestingquietlyontheedgeofaquartered-oakdesk。
  IamtellingyouthatDodson,ofthefirmofDodson&Decker,WallStreetbrokers,openedhiseyes。Peabody,theconfidentialclerk,wasstandingbyhischair,hesitatingtospeak。Therewasaconfusedhumofwheelsbelow,andthesedativebuzzofanelectricfan。
  "Ahem!Peabody,"saidDodson,blinking。"Imusthavefallenasleep。Ihadamostremarkabledream。
  Whatisit,Peabody?"
  "Mr。Williams,sir,ofTracy&Williams,isoutside。
  HehascometosettlehisdealinX。Y。Z。Themarketcaughthimshort,sir,ifyouremember。"
  "Yes,Iremember。WhatisX。Y。Z。quotedatto-day,Peabody?"
  "Oneeighty-five,sir。"
  "Thenthat'shisprice。"
  "Excuseme,"saidPeabody,rathernervously"forspeakingofit,butI'vebeentalkingtoWilliams。He'sanoldfriendofyours,Mr。Dodson,andyoupracticallyhaveacornerinX。Y。Z。Ithoughtyoumight——thatis,Ithoughtyoumightnotrememberthathesoldyouthestockat98。Ifhesettlesatthemarketpriceitwilltakeeverycenthehasintheworldandhishometootodelivertheshares。"
  TheexpressiononDodson'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
  Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
  "Hewillsettleatoneeighty-five,"saidDodson。
  "Bolivarcannotcarrydouble。"
  ABLACKJACKBARGAINER
  ThemostdisreputablethinginYanceyGoree'slawofficewasGoreehimself,sprawledinhiscreakvoldarm-
  chair。Thericketylittleoffice,builtofredbrick,wassetflushwiththestreet——themainstreetofthetownofBethel。
  Bethelresteduponthefoot-hillsoftheBlueRidge。
  Aboveitthemountainswerepiledtothesky。FarbelowittheturbidCatawbagleamedyellowalongitsdisconsolatevalley。
  TheJunedaywasatitssultriesthour。Betheldozedinthetepidshade。Tradewasnot。ItwassostillthatGoree,reclininginhischair,distinctlyheardtheclickingofthechipsinthegrand-juryroom,wherethe"court-
  housegang"wasplayingpoker。Fromtheopenbackdooroftheofficeawell-wornpathmeanderedacrossthegrassylottothecourt-house。ThetreadingoutofthatpathhadcostGoreeallheeverhad——firstinheritanceofafewthousanddollars,nexttheoldfamilyhome,and,latterlythelastshredsofhisself-respectandmanhood。
  The"gang"hadcleanedhimout。Thebrokengamblerhadturneddrunkardandparasite;hehadlivedtoseethisdaycomewhenthemenwhohadstrippedhimdeniedhimaseatatthegame。Hiswordwasnolongertobetaken。Thedailyboutsatcardshadarrangeditselfaccordingly,andtohimwasassignedtheignoblepartoftheonlooker。Thesheriff,thecountyclerk,asportivedeputy,agayattorney,andachalk-facedmanhailing"fromthevalley,"satattable,andtheshearedonewasthustacitlyadvisedtogoandgrowmorewool。
  Soonwearyingofhisostracism,Goreehaddepartedforhisoffice,mutteringtohimselfasheunsteadilytra-
  versedtheunluckypathway。Afteradrinkofcornwhiskeyfromademijohnunderthetable,hehadflunghimselfintothechair,staring,inasortofmaudlinapathy,outatthemountainsimmersedinthesummerhaze。
  ThelittlewhitepatchhesawawayuponthesideofBlackjackwasLaurel,thevillagenearwhichhehadbeenbornandbred。There,also,wasthebirthplaceofthefeudbetweentheGoreesandtheColtranes。NownodirectheiroftheGoreessurvivedexceptthispluckedandsingedbirdofmisfortune。TotheColtranes,also,butonemalesupporterwasleft——ColonelAbnerCol-
  trane,amanofsubstanceandstanding,amemberoftheStateLegislature,andacontemporarywithGoree'sfather。Thefeudhadbeenatypicaloneoftheregion;
  ithadleftaredrecordofhate,wrongandslaughter。
  ButYanceyGoreewasnotthinkingoffeuds。Hisbefuddledbrainwashopelesslyattackingtheproblemofthefuturemaintenanceofhimselfandhisfavouritefollies。Oflate,oldfriendsofthefamilyhadseentoitthathehadwhereoftoeatandaplacetosleep——butwhiskeytheywouldnotbuyforhim,andhemusthavewhiskey。
  Hislawbusinesswasextinct;nocasehadbeenintrustedtohimintwoyears。Hehadbeenaborrowerandasponge,anditseemedthatifhefellnoloweritwouldbefromlackofopportunity。Onemorechance——hewassayingtohimself——ifhehadonemorestakeatthegame,hethoughthecouldwin;buthehadnothinglefttosell,andhiscreditwasmorethanexhausted。
  Hecouldnothelpsmiling,eveninhismisery,ashethoughtofthemantowhom,sixmonthsbefore,hehadsoldtheoldGoreehomestead。Therehadcomefrom"backyan'"inthemountainstwoofthestrangestcreatures,amannamedPikeGarveyandhiswife。"Backyan',"withawaveofthehandtowardthehills,wasunderstoodamongthemountaineerstodesignatetheremotestfastnesses,theunplumbedgorges,thehauntsoflawbreakers,thewolf'sden,andtheboudoirofthebear。
  InthecabinfaruponBlackjack'sshoulder,inthewildestpartoftheseretreats,thisoddcouplehadlivedfortwentyyears。Theyhadneitherdognorchildrentomitigatetheheavysilenceofthehills。PikeGarveywaslittleknowninthesettlements,butallwhohaddealtwithhimpronouncedhim"crazyasaloon。"Heacknowledgednooccupationsavethatofasquirrelhunter,buthe"moonshined"occasionallybywayofdiversion。Oncethe"revenues"haddraggedhimfromhislair,fightingsilentlyanddesperatelylikeaterrier,andhehadbeensenttostate'sprisonfortwoyears。Released,hepoppedbackintohisholelikeanangryweasel。
  Fortune,passingovermanyanxiouswooers,madeafreakishflightintoBlackjack'sboskypocketstosmileuponPikeandhisfaithfulpartner。
  Onedayapartyofspectacled,knickerbockered,andaltogetherabsurdprospectorsinvadedthevicinityoftheGarvey'scabin。Pikeliftedhissquirrelrifleoffthehooksandtookashotatthematlongrangeonthechanceoftheirbeingrevenues。Happilyhemissed,andtheunconsciousagentsofgoodluckdrewnearer,disclosingtheirinnocenceofanythingresemblinglaworjustice。
  Lateron,theyofferedtheGarveysanenormousquantityofready,green,crispmoneyfortheirthirty-acrepatchofclearedland,mentioning,asanexcuseforsuchamadaction,someirrelevantandinadequatenonsenseaboutabedofmicaunderlyingthesaidproperty。
  WhentheGarveysbecamepossessedofsomanydol-
  larsthattheyfalteredincomputingthem,thedeficienciesoflifeonBlackjackbegantogrowprominent。Pikebegantotalkofnewshoes,ahogsheadoftobaccotosetinthecorner,anewlocktohisrifle;and,leadingMartellatoacertainspotonthemountain-side,hepointedouttoherhowasmallcannon——doubtlessathingnotbeyondthescopeoftheirfortuneinprice——
  mightbeplantedsoastocommandanddefendthesoleaccessibletrailtothecabin,totheconfusionofrevenuesandmeddlingstrangersforever。
  ButAdamreckonedwithouthisEve。Thesethingsrepresentedtohimtheappliedpowerofwealth,butthereslumberedinhisdingycabinanambitionthatsoaredfarabovehisprimitivewants。SomewhereinMrs。Garvey'sbosomstillsurvivedaspotoffemininityunstarvedbytwentyyearsofBlackjack。Forsolongatimethesoundsinherearshadbeenthescaly-barksdroppinginthewoodsatnoon,andthewolvessingingamongtherocksatnight,anditwasenoughtohavepurgedherofvanities。Shehadgrownfatandsadandyellowanddull。Butwhenthemeanscame,shefeltarekindleddesiretoassumetheperquisitesofhersex——
  tositatteatables;tobuyfutilethings;towhitewashthehideousveracityoflifewithalittleformandceremony。
  SoshecoldlyvetoedPike'sproposedsystemoffortifica-
  tions,andannouncedthatthevwoulddescendupontheworld,andgyratesocially。
  Andthus,atlength,itwasdecided,andthethingdone。ThevillageofLaurelwastheircompromisebetweenMrs。Garvey'spreferenceforoneofthelargevalleytownsandPike'shankeringforprimevalsolitudes。
  LaurelyieldedahaltingroundoffeeblesocialdistractionsomportablewithMartella'sambitions,andwasnotentirelywithoutrecommendationtoPike,itscontiguitytothemountainspresentingadvantagesforsuddenretreatincasefashionablesocietyshouldmakeitadvisable。
  TheirdescentuponLaurelhadbeencoincidentwithYanceyGoree'sfeverishdesiretoconvertpropertyintocash,andtheyboughttheoldGoreehomestead,payingfourthousanddollarsreadymoneyintothespendthrift'sshakinghands。
  ThusithappenedthatwhilethedisreputablelastoftheGoreessprawledinhisdisreputableoffice,attheendofhisrow,spurnedbythecronieswhomhehadgorged,strangersdweltinthehallsofhisfathers。
  Acloudofdustwasrolling,slowlyuptheparchedstreet,withsomethingtravellinginthemidstofit。A
  littlebreezewaftedthecloudtooneside,andanew,brightlypaintedcarryall,drawnbyaslothfulgrayhorse,becamevisible。ThevehicledeflectedfromthemiddleofthestreetasitnearedGoree'soffice,andstoppedinthegutterdirectlyinfrontofhisdoor。
  Onthefrontseatsatagaunt,tallman,dressedinblackbroadcloth,hisrigidhandsincarceratedinyellowkidgloves。OnthebackseatwasaladywhotriumphedovertheJuneheat。Herstoutformwasarmouredinaskintightsilkdressofthedescriptionknownas"change-
  able,"beingagorgeouscombinationofshiftinghues。
  Shesaterect,wavingamuch-omamentedfan,withhereyesfixedstonilyfardownthestreet。HoweverMartellaGarvey'sheartmightberejoicingatthepleasuresofhernewlife,Blackjackhaddonehisworkwithherexterior。
  Hehadcarvedhercountenancetotheimageofemptinessandinanity;hadimbuedherwiththestolidityofhiscrags,andthereserveofhishushedinteriors。Shealwaysseemedtohear,whateverhersurroundingswere,thescaly-barksfallingandpatteringdownthemountain-
  side。ShecouldalwaysheartheawfulsilenceofBlack-
  jacksoundingthroughthestillestofnights。
  Goreewatchedthissolemnequipage,asitdrovetohisdoor,withonlyfaintinterest;butwhenthelankdriverwrappedthereinsabouthiswhip,awkwardlydescended,andsteppedintotheoffice,heroseunsteadilytoreceivehim,recognizingPikeGarvey,thenew,thetransformed,therecentlycivilized。
  ThemountaineertookthechairGoreeofferedhim。
  TheywhocastdoubtsuponGarvey'ssoundnessofmindhadastrongwitnessintheman'scountenance。Hisfacewastoolong,adullsaffroninhue,andimmobileasastatue's。Pale-blue,unwinkingroundeyeswithoutlashesaddedtothesingularityofhisgruesomevisage。
  Goreewasatalosstoaccountforthevisit。
  "EverythingallrightatLaurel,Mr。Garvey?"heinquired。
  "Everythingallright,sir,andmightypleasedisMissisGarveyandmewiththeproperty。MissisGarveylikesyo'oldplace,andshelikestheneighbourhood。Societyiswhatshe'lowsshewants,andsheisgettin'ofit。TheRogerses,theHapgoods,thePrattsandtheTroyshevbeentoseeMissisGarvey,andshehevetmealstomostoftharhouses。Thebestfolkshevaxedhertodiffer'ntkindsofdoin's。Icyan'tsay,Mr。Goree,thatsechthingssuitsme——furme,givemethemthar。"Garvey'shuge,yellow-glovedhandflourishedinthedirectionofthemountains。"That'swharIb'long,'mongstthewildhoneybeesandtheb'ars。Butthatain'twhatI
  comefurtosay,Mr。Goree。Thar'ssomethin'yougotwhatmeandMissisGarveywantstobuy。"
  "Buy!"echoedGoree。"Fromme?"Thenhelaughedharshly。"Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Isoldouttoyou,asyouyourselfexpressedit,'lock,stockandbarrel。'Thereisn'tevenaramrodlefttosell。"
  "You'vegotit;andwe'unswantit。'Takethemoney,'saysMissisGarvey,'andbuyitfa'randsquared'。'"
  Goreeshookhishead。"Thecupboard'sbare,"hesaid。
  "We'veriz,"pursuedthemountaineer,undetectedfromhisobject,"aheap。Wewasporeaspossums,andnowwecouldhevfolkstodinnereveryday。Webeenrecognized,MissisGarveysays,bythebestsociety。
  Butthere'ssomethin'weneedweain'tgot。Shesaysitoughttobeenputinthe'ventoryovthesale,butittain'tthar。'Takethemoney,then,'saysshe,'andbuyitfa'randsquar'。"'
  "Outwithit,"saidGoree,hisrackednervesgrowingimpatient。
  Garveythrewhisslouchbatuponthetable,andleanedforward,fixinghisunblinkingevesuponGoree's。
  "There'saoldfeud,"hesaiddistinctlyandslowly,"'tweenyou'unsandtheColtranes。"
  Goreefrownedominously。Tospeakofhisfeudtoafeudistisaseriousbreachofthemountainetiquette。
  Themanfrom"backyan'"knewitaswellasthelawyerdid。
  "Naoffense,"hewenton"butpurelyinthewayofbusiness。MissisGarveyhevstudiedallaboutfeuds。
  Mostofthequalityfolksinthemountainshev'em。TheSettlesandtheGoforths,theRankinsandtheBoyds,theSilersandtheGalloways,hevallbeencyarin'onfeudsf'omtwentytoahundredyear。Thelastmantodrapwaswhenyo'uncle,JedgePaisleyGoree,'journedco'tandshotLenColtranef'omthebench。MissisGarveyandme,wecomef'omthepo'whitetrash。Nobodywouldn'tpickafeudwithwe'uns,nomo'nwithafam'lyoftree-toads。Qualitypeopleeverywhar,saysMissisGarvey,hasfeuds。We'unsain'tquality,butwe'reuyin'intoitasfuraswecan。'Takethemoney,then,'
  saysMissisGarvey,'andbuyMr。Goree'sfeud,fa'randsquar'。'"
  Thesquirrelhunterstraightenedaleghalfacrosstheroom,drewarollofbillsfromhispocket,andthrewthemonthetable。
  "Thar'stwohundreddollars,Mr。Goree;whatyouwouldcallafa'rpriceforafeudthat'sbeen'lowedtorundownlikeyournhev。Thar'sonlyyoulefttocyar'
  onyo'sideofit,andyou'dmakemightypo'killin'。I'lltakeitoffyo'hands,andit'llsetmeandMissisGarveyupamongthequality。Thar'sthemoney。"
  Thelittlerollofcurrencyonthetableslowlyuntwisteditself,writhingandjumpingasitsfoldsrelaxed。InthesilencethatfollowedGarvey'slastspeechtherattlingofthepokerchipsinthecourt-housecouldbeplainlyheard。
  Goreeknewthatthesheriffhadjustwonapot,forthesubduedwhoopwithwhichhealwaysgreetedavictoryfloatedacrossthesqquareuponthecrinklyheatwaves。
  BeadsofmoisturestoodonGoree'sbrow。Stooping,hedrewthewicker-covereddemijohnfromunderthetable,andfilledatumblerfromit。
  "Alittlecornliquor,Mr。Garvey?Ofcourseyouarejokingaboutwhatyouspokeof?Opensquiteanewmarket,doesn'tit?Feuds。Prime,two-fiftytothree。Feuds,slightlydamaged——twohundred,I
  believeyousaid,Mr。Garvey?"
  Goreelaughedself-consciously。
  ThemountaineertooktheglassGoreehandedhim,anddrankthewhiskywithoutatremorofthelidsofhisstaringeyes。Thelawyerapplaudedthefeatbyalookofenviousadmiration。Hepouredhisowndrink,andtookitlikeadrunkard,bygulps,andwithshuddersatthesmellandtaste。
  "Twohundred,"repeatedGarvey。"Thar'sthemoney。"
  AsuddenpassionflaredupinGoree'sbrain。Hestruckthetablewithhisfist。Oneofthebillsflippedoverandtouchedhishand。Heflinchedasifsomethinghadstunghim。
  "Doyoucometome,"heshouted,"seriouslywithsucharidiculous,insulting,darned-foolproposition?"
  "It'sfa'randsquar',"saidthesquirrelhunter,buthereachedouthishandasiftotakebackthemoney;andthenGoreeknewthathisownflurryofragehadnotbeenfromprideorresentment,butfromangerathimself,knowingthathewouldsetfootinthedeeperdepthsthatwerebeingopenedtohim。Heturnedinaninstantfromanoutragedgentlemantoananxiouschaffererrecom-
  mendinghisgoods。
  "Don'tbeinahurry,Garvey,"hesaid,hisfacecrimsonandhisspeechthick。"Iacceptyourp-p-proposition,thoughit'sdirtcheapattwohundred。At-trade'sallrightwhenbothp-purchaserandb-buyerares-satisfied。
  ShallIw-wrapitupforyou,Mr。Garvey?"
  Garveyrose,andshookouthisbroadcloth。"MissisGarvevwillbepleased。Youairoutofit,anditstandsColtraneandGarvey。Justascrapovwritin',Mr。
  Goree,youbein'alawyer,toshowwetraded。"
  Goreeseizedasheetofpaperandapen。Themoneywasclutchedinhismoisthand。Everythingelsesud-
  denlyseemedtogrowtrivialandlight。
  "Billofsale,byallmeans。'Right,title,andinterestinandto'……'foreverwarrantand——'No,Garvey,we'llhavetoleaveoutthat'defend,'"saidGoreewithaloudlaugh。"You'llhavetodefendthistitleyourself。"
  Themountaineerreceivedtheamazingscreedthatthelawyerhandedhim,foldeditwithimmenselabour,andlaceditcarefullyinhispocket。
  Goreewasstandingnearthewindow。"Stephere,said,raisinghisfinger,"andI'llshowyouyourrecentlypurchasedenemy。Therehegoes,downtheothersideofthestreet。"
  Themountaineercrookedhislongframetolookthroughthewindowinthedirectionindicatedbytheother。
  ColonelAbnerColtrane,anerect,portlygentlemanofaboutfifty,wearingtheinevitablelong,double-breastedfrockcoatoftheSouthernlawmaker,andanoldhighsilkhat,waspassingontheoppositesidewalk。AsGarveylooked,Goreeglancedathisface。Iftherebesuchathingasayellowwolf,herewasitscounterpart。
  Garveysnarledashisunhumaneyesfollowedthemovingfigure,disclosinglong,amber-colouredfangs。
  "Isthathim?Why,that'sthemanwhosentmetothepenitentiaryonce!"
  "Heusedtobedistrictattorney,"saidGoreecare-
  lessly。"And,bytheway,he'safirst-classshot。"
  "Ikinhitasquirrel'seyeatahundredyard,"saidGarvey。"Sothatthar'sColtrane!ImadeabettertradethanIwasthinkin'。I'lltakekeerovthisfeud,Mr。Goree,better'nyoueverdid!"
  Hemovedtowardthedoor,butlingeredthere,betray-
  ingaslightperplexity。
  "Anythingelseto-day?"inquiredGoreewithfrothysarcasm。"Anyfamilytraditions,ancestralghosts,orskeletonsinthecloset?Pricesaslowasthelowest。"
  "Tharwasanotherthing,"repliedtheunmovedsquirrelhunter,"thatMissisGarveywasthinkin'of。'Tain'tsomuchinmylineast'other,butshewantedpartic'larthatIshouldinquire,andefyouwaswillin','payfurit,'
  shesays,'fa'randsquar'。'Thar'saburyin'groun',asyouknow,Mr。Goree,intheyardofyo'oldplace,underthecedars。Themthatliestharisyo'folkswhatwaskilledbytheColtranes。Themonymentshasthenameson'em。MissisGarvevsaysafam'lyburyin'
  groun'-isasho'signofquality。Shesaysefwegitthefeudthar'ssomethin'elseoughttogowithit。Thenamesonthemmoiivmentsis'Goree,'buttheycanbechangedtoournby——"
  "Go。Go!"screamedGoree,hisfaceturningpurple。
  Hestretchedoutbothhandstowardthemountaineer,hisfingershookedandshaking。"Go,youghoul!EvenaCh-Chinamanprotectstheg-gravesofhisancestors——go!"
  Thesquirrelhunterslouchedoutofthedoortohiscarryall。WhilehewasclimbingoverthewheelGoreewascollecting,withfeverishcelerity,themoneythathadfallenfromhishandtothefloor。Asthevehicleslowlyturnedabout,thesheep,withacoatofnewlygrownwool,washurrying,inindecenthaste,alongthepathtothecourt-house。
  Atthreeo'clockinthemorningtheybroughthimbacktohisoffice,shornandunconscious。Thesheriff,thesportivedeputy,thecountyclerk,andthegayattorneycarriedhim,thechalk-facedman"fromthevalley"
  actingasescort。
  "Onthetable,"saidoneofthem,andtheydepositedhimthereamongthelitterofhisunprofitablebooksandpapers。
  "Yancethinksalotofapairofdeuceswhenhe'sliquoredup,"sighedthesheriffreflectively。
  "Toomuch,"saidthegayattorney。"Amanhasnobusinesstoplaypokerwhodrinksasmuchashedoes。I
  wonderhowmuchhedroppedto-night。"
  "Closetotwohundred。WhatIwonderiswharhegotit。Yanceain'thadacentfuroveramonth,I
  know。"
  "Struckaclient,maybe。Well,let'sgethomebeforedaylight。He'llbeallrightwhenhewakesup,exceptforasortofbeehiveaboutthecranium。"
  Thegangslippedawaythroughtheearlymorningtwilight。ThenexteyetogazeuponthemiserableGoreewastheorbofday。Hepeeredthroughtheuncurtainedwindow,firstdelugingthesleeperinafloodoffaintgold,butsoonpouringuponthemottledredofhisfleshasearching,white,summerheat。Goreestirred,halfunconsciously,amongthetable'sd閎ris,andturnedhisfacefromthewindow。Hismovementdislodgedaheavylawbook,whichcrasheduponthefloor。Openinghiseyes,hesaw,bendingoverhim,amaninablackfrockcoat。Lookinghigher,hediscoveredawell-wornsilkhat,andbeneathitthekindly,smoothfaceofColonelAbnerColtrane。
  Alittleuncertainoftheoutcome,thecolonelwaitedfortheothertomakesomesignofrecognition。Notintwentyyearshadmalemembersofthesetwofamiliesfacedeachotherinpeace。Goree'seyelidspuckeredashestrainedhisblurredsighttowardthisvisitor,andthenhesmiledserenely。
  "HaveyoubroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay?"
  hesaidcalmly。
  "Doyouknowme,Yancey?"askedColtrane。
  "OfcourseIdo。Youbroughtmeawhipwithawhistleintheend。"
  Sohehad——twenty-fouryearsago;whenYancey'sfatherwashisbestfriend。
  Goree'seyeswanderedabouttheroom。Thecolonelunderstood。"Liestill,andI'llbringyousome,"saidhe。
  Therewasapumpintheyardattherear,andGoreeclosedhiseyes,listeningwithrapturetotheclickofitshandle,andthebubblingofthefallingstream。Col-
  tranebroughtapitcherofthecoolwater,andhelditforhimtodrink。PresentlyGoreesatup——amostforlornobject,hissummersuitofflaxsoiledandcrumpled,hisdiscreditableheadtousledandunsteady。Hetriedtowaveoneofhishandstowardthecolonel。
  "Ex-excuse-everything,willyou?"hesaid。"I
  musthavedrunktoomuchwhiskeylastnight,andgonetobedonthetable。"Hisbrowsknittedintoapuzzledfrown。
  "Outwiththeboysawhile?"askedColtranekindly。
  "No,Iwentnowhere。Ihaven'thadadollartospendinthelasttwomonths。Struckthedemijohntoooften。
  Ireckon,asusual。"
  ColonelColtranetouchedhimontheshoulder。
  "Alittlewhileago,Yancey,"hebegan,"youaskedmeifIhadbroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay。Youweren'tquiteawakethen,andmusthavebeendreamingyouwereaboyagain。Youareawakenow,andIwantyoutolistentome。IhavecomefromStellaandLucytotheiroldplaymate,andtomyoldfriend'sson。TheyknowthatIamgoingtobringyouhomewithme,andyouwillfindthemasreadywithawelcomeastheywereintheolddays。Iwantyoutocometomyhouseandstayuntilyouareyourselfaain,andasmuchlongerasyouwill。Weheardofyourbeingdownintheworld,andinthemidstoftemptation,andweagreedthatyoushouldcomeoverandplayatourhouseoncemore。Willyoucome,myboy?Willyoudropouroldfamilytroubleandcomewithme?"
  "Trouble!"saidGoree,openinghiseyeswide。"TherewasneveranytroublebetweenusthatIknowof。I'msurewe'vealwaysbeenthebestfriends。But,goodLord,Colonel,howcouldIgotoyourhomeasIam——adrunkenwretch,amiserable,degradedspendthriftandgambler——"
  Helurchedfromthetableintohisarmchair,andbegantoweepmaudlintears,mingledwithgenuinedropsofremorseandshame。Coltranetalkedtohimpersist-
  entlyandreasonably,remindinghimofthesimplemoun-
  tainpleasuresofwhichhehadoncebeensofond,andinsistinguponthegenuinenessoftheinvitation。