Thisco'tismo'thanwillin'andfullofjoytoseethecloudsofdiscordandmisunderstandin'rollin'awayfromtwolovin'hearts,butitairthedutyoftheco'ttop'eservethemoralsandintegrityoftheState。Theco'tremindsyouthatyouairnolongermanandwife,butairdivo'cedbyregulardecree,andassuchairnotentitledtothebenefitsand'purtenancesofthemattermonalestate。"
ArielacaughtRansie'sarm。Didthosewordsmeanthatshemustlosehimnowwhentheyhadjustlearnedthelessonoflife?
"Buttheco'tairprepared,"wentontheJustice,"furtoremovethedisabilitiessetupbythedecreeofdivo'ce。
Theco'taironhandtoperformthesolemnceremonyofmarri'ge,thusfixin'thingsupandenablin'thepartiesinthecasetoresumethehonour'bleandelevatin'stateofmattermonywhichtheydesires。Thefeefurper-
formin'saidceremonywillbe,inthiscase,towit,fivedollars。"
Ariclacaughtthegleamofpromiseinhiswords。
Swiftlyherhandwenttoherbosom。FreelyasanalightingdovethebillflutteredtotheJustice'stable。
HersallowcheekcolouredasshestoodhandinhandwithRansieandlistenedtothereunitingwords。
Ransiehelpedherintothecart,andclimbedinbesideher。Thelittleredbullturnedoncemore,andtheysetout,hand-clasped,forthemountains。
Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsatinhisdoorandtookoffhisshoes。Onceagainhefingeredthebilltuckeddowninhisvestpocket。Onceagainhesmokedhiselder-stempipe。Onceagainthespeck-ledhenswag-
gereddownthemainstreetofthe"settlement,"cacklingfoolishly。
ASACRIFICEHIT
TheeditoroftheHearthstoneMagazinehisownideasabouttheselectionofmanuscriptforhispublication。
Histheoryisnosecret;infact,hewillexpoundittoyouwillinglysittingathismahoganydesk,smilingbenignantlyandtappinghiskneegentlywithhisgold-rimmedeye-
glasses。
"TheHearthstone,"hewillsay,"doesnotemployastaffofreaders。Weobtainopinionsofthemanuscriptssubmittedtousdirectlyfromtypesofthevariousclassesofourreaders。"
Thatistheeditor'stheory;andthisisthewayhecarriesitout:
WhenabatchofMSS。isreceivedtheeditorstuffseveryoneofhispocketsfullofthemanddistributesthemashegoesaboutduringtheday。Theofficeemployees,thehallporter,thejanitor,theelevatorman,messengerboys,thewaitersatthecaf?wheretheeditorhasluncheon,themanatthenews-standwherehebuyshiseveningpaper,thegrocerandmilkman,theguardonthe5。30uptownelevatedtrain,theticket-chopperatSixty——thstreet,thecookandmaidathishome——
thesearethereaderswhopassuponMSS。sentintotheHearthstoneMagazine。Ifhispocketsarenotentirelyemptiedbythetimehereachesthebosomofhisfamilytheremainingonesarehandedovertohiswifetoreadafterthebabygoestosleep。AfewdayslatertheeditorgathersintheMSS。duringhisregularroundsandcon-
siderstheverdictofhisassortedreaders。
Thissystemofmakingupamagazinehasbeenverysuccessful;andthecirculation,pacedbytheadvertisingrates,ismakingawonderfulrecordofspeed。
TheHearthstoneCompanyalsopublishesbooks,anditsimprintistobefoundonseveralsuccessfulworks——allrecommended,saystheeditor,bytheHearthstone'8
armyofvolunteerreaders。NowandthenaccordingtotalkativemembersoftheeditorialstafftheHearthstonehasallowedmanuscriptstoslipthroughitsfingersontheadviceofitsheterogeneousreaders,thatafterwardprovedtobefamoussellerswhenbroughtoutbyotherhouses。
Forinstancethegossipssay,"TheRiseandFallofSilasLatham"wasunfavourablypasseduponbytheelevator-man;theoffice-boyunanimouslyrejected"TheBoss";"IntheBishop'sCarriage"wascontemptuouslylookeduponbythestreet-carconductor;"TheDeliver-
ance"wasturneddownbyaclerkinthesubscriptiondepartmentwhosewife'smotherhadjustbegunatwo-
months'visitathishome;"TheQueen'sQuair"camebackfromthejanitorwiththecomment:"Soisthebook。"
ButneverthelesstheHearthstoneadherestoitstheoryandsystem,anditwillneverlackvolunteerreaders;
foreachoneofthewidelyscatteredstaff,fromtheyoungladystenographerintheeditorialofficetothemanwhoshovelsincoalwhoseadversedecisionlosttotheHearth-
stoneCompanythemanuscriptof"TheUnderWorld",hasexpectationsofbecomingeditorofthemagazinesomeday。
ThismethodoftheHearthstonewaswellknowntoAllenSlaytonwhenhewrotehisnoveletteentitled"LoveIsAll。"SlaytonhadhungabouttheeditorialofficesofallthemagazinessopersistentlythathewasacquaintedwiththeinnerworkingsofeveryoneinGotham。
HeknewnotonlythattheeditoroftheHearthstonehandedhisMSS。aroundamongdifferenttypesofpeopleforreading,butthatthestoriesofsentimentallove-
interestwenttoMissPuffkin,theeditor'sstenographer。
Anotheroftheeditor'speculiarcustomswastoconcealinvariablythenameofthewriterfromhisreadersofMSS。sothataglitteringnamemightnotinfluencethesincerityoftheirreports。
Slaytonmade"LoveIsAll"theeffortofhislife。Hegaveitsixmonthsofthebestworkofhisheartandbrain。Itwasapurelove-story,fine,elevated,romantic,passionate——aprosepoemthatsetthedivineblessingofloveIamtransposingfromthemanuscripthighaboveallearthlygiftsandhonours,andlisteditinthecatalogueofheaven'schoicestrewards。Slayton'sliteraryambitionwasintense。Hewouldhavesacrificedallotherworldlypossessionstohavegainedfameinhischosenart。Hewouldalmosthavecutoffhisrighthand,orhaveofferedhimselftotheknifeoftheappendi-
citisfanciertohaverealizedhisdreamofseeingoneofhiseffortspublishedintheHearthstone。
Slaytonfinished"LoveIsAll,"andtookittothyHearthstoneinperson。Theofficeofthemagazinewasinalarge,conglomeratebuilding,presidedunderbyajanitor。
Asthewritersteppedinsidethedooronhiswaytotheelevatorapotatomasherflewthroughthehall,wreck-
ing,Slayton'shat,andsmashingtheglassofthedoor。
Closelyfollowinginthewakeoftheutensilflewthejanitor,abulky,unwholesomeman,suspenderlessandsordid,panic-strickenandbreathless。Afrowsy,tallwomanwithflyinghairfollowedthemissile。Thejanitor'sfootslippedonthetiledfloor,hefellinaheapwithanexclamationofdespair。Thewomanpounceduponhimandseizedhishair。Themanbellowedlustily。
Hervengeancewreaked,theviragoroseandstalkedtriumphantasMinerva,backtosomecrypticdomesticretreatattherear。Thejanitorgottohisfeet,blownandhumiliated。
"Thisismarriedlife,"hesaidtoSlayton,withacertainbruisedhumour。"That'sthegirlIusedtolayawakeofnightsthinkingabout。Sorryaboutyourhat,mister。
Say,don'tsnitchtothetenantsaboutthis,willyer?
Idon'twanttolosemejob。"
SlaytontooktheelevatorattheendofthehallandwentuptotheofficesoftheHearthstone。HelefttheMS。of"LoveIsAll"withtheeditor,whoagreedtogive,himananswerastoitsavailabilityattheendofaweek。
Slaytonformulatedhisgreatwinningschemeonhiswaydown。Itstruckhimwithonebrilliantflash,andhecouldnotrefrainfromadmiringhisowngeniusinconceivingtheidea。Thatverynighthesetaboutcarry-
ingitintoexecution。
MissPuffkin,theHearthstonestenographer,boardedinthesamehousewiththeauthor。Shewasanoldish,thin,exclusive,languishing,sentimentalmaid;andSlaytonhadbeenintroducedtohersometimebefore。
Thewriter'sdaringandself-sacrificingprojectwasthis:HeknewthattheeditoroftheHearthstonereliedstronglyuponMissPuffkin'sjudgmentinthemanuscriptofromanticandsentimentalfiction。Hertasterepresentedtheimmenseaverageofmediocrewomenwhodevournovelsandstoriesofthattype。Thecentralideaandkeynoteof"LoveIsAll"wasloveatfirstsight——theenrapturing,irresistible,soul-thrilling,feelingthatcom-
pelsamanorawomantorecognizehisorherspirit-mateassoonasheartspeakstoheart。SupposeheshouldimpressthisdivinetruthuponMissPuffkinpersonally!——
wouldshenotsurelyindorsehernewandrapturoussensationsbyrecommendinghighlytotheeditoroftheHearthstonethenovelette"LoveIsAll"?
Slaytonthoughtso。AndthatnighthetookMissPuffkintothetheatre。Thenextnighthemadevehementlovetoherinthedimparlouroftheboarding-house。Hequotedfreelyfrom"LoveIsAll";andhewoundupwithMissPuffkin'sheadonhisshoulder,andvisionsofliteraryfamedancinginhishead。
ButSlaytondidnotstopatlove-making。This,hesaidtohimself,wastheturningpointofhislife;and,likeatruesportsman,he"wentthelimit。"OnThursdaynightheandMissPuffkinwalkedovertotheBigChurchintheMiddleoftheBlockandweremarried。
BraveSlayton!Chateaubrianddiedinagarret,Byroncourtedawidow,Keatsstarvedtodeath,Poemixedhisdrinks,DeQuinceyhitthepipe,AdelivedinChica-o,Jameskeptondoingit,DicKensworewhitesocks,DeMaupassantworeastrait-jacket,TomWatsonbecameaPopulist,Jeremiahwept,alltheseauthorsdidthesethingsforthesakeofliterature,butthoudidstcapthemall;thoumarriedstawifefortocarveforthyselfanicheinthetempleoffame!
OnFridaymorningMrs。SlaytonsaidshewouldgoovertotheHearthstoneoffice,handinoneortwomanu-
riptsthattheeditorhadgiventohertoread,andresignherpositionasstenographer。
"Wasthereanything——er——that——er——youparticu-
larlyfanciedinthestoriesyouaregoingtoturnin?"
askedSlaytonwithathumpingheart。
"Therewasoneanovelette,thatIlikedsomuch,"
saidhiswife。"Ihaven'treadanythinginyearsthatIthoughtwashalfasniceandtruetolife。"
ThatafternoonSlaytonhurrieddowntotheHearth-
stoneoffice。Hefeltthathisrewardwascloseathand。
WithanoveletteintheHearthstone,literaryreputationwouldsoonbehis。
Theofficeboymethimattherailingintheouteroffice。Itwasnotforunsuccessfulauthorstoholdpersonalcolloquywiththeeditorexceptatrareintervals。
Slayton,hugginghimselfinternally,wasnursinginhishearttheexquisitehopeofbeingabletocrushtheofficeboywithhisforthcomingsuccess。
Heinquiredconcerninghisnovelette。Theofficeboywentintothesacredprecinctsandbroughtforthalargeenvelope,thickwithmorethanthebulkofathousanddiecks。
"Thebosstoldmetotellyouhe'ssorry,"saidtheboy,"butyourmanuscriptain'tavailableforthemagazine。"
Slaytonstood,dazed。"Canyoutellme,"hestammered,"whetherornoMissPuff——thatismy——ImeanMissruffkin——handedinanovelettethismorningthatshehadbeenaskedtoread?"
"Sureshedid,"answeredtheofficeboywisely。"I
heardtheoldmansaythatMissPuffkinsaiditwasadaisy。Thenameofitwas,'MarriedfortheMazuma,oraWorkingGirl'sTriumph。'"
"Say,you!"saidtheofficeboyconfidentially,"yourname'sSlayton,ain'tit?IguessImixedcasesonvouwithoutmeanin'todoit。Thebossgivemesomemanu-
scripttohandaroundtheotherdayandIgottheonesforMissPuffkinandthejanitormixed。Iguessit'sallright,though。"
AndthenSlaytonlookedcloserandsawonthecoverofhismanuscript,underthetitle"LoveIsAll,"thejanitor'scommentscribbledwithapieceofcharcoal:
"The——yousay!"
THEROADSWETAKE
TWIENTYmilesWestofTucson,the"SunsetExpress"
stoppedatatanktotakeonwater。Besidestheaqueous,additiontheengineofthatfamousflyeracquiredsomeotherthingsthatwerenotgoodforit。
Whilethefiremanwasloweringthefeedinghose,BobTidball,"Shark"Dodsonandaquarter-bredCreekIndiancalledJohnBigDogclimbedontheengineandshowedtheengineerthreeroundorificesinpiecesofordnancethatthecarried。Theseorificessoimpressedtheengineerwiththeirpossibilitiesthatheraisedbothhandsinagesturesuchasaccompaniestheejaculation"Dotell!"
AtthecrispcommandofSharkDodson,whowasleaderoftheattackingforcetheengineerdescendedtothegroundanduncoupledtheengineandtender。
ThenJohnBigDog,percheduponthecoal,sportivelyheldtwogunsupontheenginedriverandthefireman,andsuggestedthattheyruntheenginefiftyyardsawayandthereawaitfurtherorders。
SharkDodsonandBobTidball,scorningtoputsuchlow-gradeoreasthepassengersthroughthemill,struckoutfortherichpocketoftheexpresscar。Theyfoundthemessengersereneinthebeliefthatthe"SunsetExpress"wastakingonnothingmorestimulatinganddangerousthanaquapura。WhileBobwasknockingthisideaoutofhisheadwiththebutt-endofhissix-shooterSharkDodsonwasalreadydosingtheexpress-carsafewithdynamite。
Thesafeexplodedtothetuneof$30,000,allgoldandcurrency。Thepassengersthrusttheirheadscasuallyoutofthewindowstolookforthethunder-cloud。Theconductorjerkedatthebell-rope,whichsaggeddownlooseandunresisting,athistug。SharkDodsonandBobTidball,withtheirbootyinastoutcanvasbag,tumbledoutoftheexpresscarandranawkwardlyintheirhigh-heeledbootstotheengine。
Theengineer,sullenlyangrybutwise,rantheengine,accordingtoorders,rapidlyawayfromtheinerttrain。
Butbeforethiswasaccomplishedtheexpressmessenger,recoveredfromBobTidball'spersuadertoneutrality,jumpedoutofhiscarwithaWinchesterrifleandtookatrickinthegame。Mr。JohnBigDog,sittingonthecoaltender,unwittinglymadeawrongleadbygivinganimitationofatarget,andthemessengertrumpedhim。
WithaballexactlybetweenhisshoulderbladestheCreekchevalierofindustryrolledofftotheground,thusincreasingtheshareofhiscomradesinthelootbyone-sixtheach。
Twomilesfromthetanktheengineerwasorderedtostop。
Therobberswavedadefiantadieuandplungeddownthesteepslopeintothethickwoodsthatlinedthetrack。
Fiveminutesofcrashingthroughathicketofchapparalbroughtthemtoopenwoods,wherethreehorsesweretiedtolow-hangingbranches。OnewaswaitingforJohnBigDog,whowouldneverridebynightordayagain。
Thisanimaltherobbersdivestedofsaddleandbridleandsetfree。Theymountedtheothertwowiththebagacrossonepommel,androdefastandwithdiscre-
tionthroughtheforestandupaprimeval,lonelygorge。
HeretheanimalthatboreBobTidballslippedonamossyboulderandbrokeaforeleg。Theyshothimthroughtheheadatonceandsatdowntoholdacouncilofflight。
Madesecureforthepresentbythetortuoustrailthey-
hadtravelled,thequestionoftimewasnolongersobig。
Manymilesandhourslaybetweenthemandthespryestpossethatcouldfollow。SharkDodson'shorse,withtrailingropeanddroppedbridle,pantedandcroppedthankfullyofthegrassalongthestreaminthegorge。
BobTidballopenedthesack,drewoutdoublehandfulsoftheneatpackagesofcurrencyandtheonesackofgoldandchuckledwiththegleeofachild。
"Say,youolddouble-deckedpirate,"hecalledjoyfullytoDodson,"yousaidwecoulddoit——yougotaheadforfinancingthatknocksthehornsoffofanythinginArizona。"
"Whatarewegoingtodoaboutahossforyou,Bob?
Weain'tgotlongtowaithere。They'llbeonourtrailbeforedaylightinthemornin'。"
"Oh,Iguessthatcayuseofyourn'llcarrydoubleforawhile,"answeredthesanguineBob。"We'llannexthefirstanimalwecomeacross。Byjingoes,wemadeahaul,didn'twe?Accordin'tothemarksonthismoneythere's$30,000——$15,000apiece!"
"It'sshortofwhatIexpected,"saidSharkDodson,kickingsoftlyatthepackageswiththetoeofhisbootandthenhelookedpensivelyatthewetsidesofhistiredhorse。
"OldBolivar'smightynighplayedout,"hesaid,slowly。"Iwishthatsorrelofyourshadn'tgothurt。"
"SodoI,"saidBob,heartily,"butitcan'tbehelped。
Bolivar'sgotplentyofbottom——he'llgetusbothfarenoughtogetfreshmounts。Dangit,Shark,Ican'tbelpthinkin'howfunnyitisthatanEasternerlikeyoucancomeouthereandgiveusWesternfellowscardsandspadesinthedesperadobusiness。WhatpartoftheEastwasyoufrom,anyway?"
"NewYorkState,"saidSharkDodson,sittingdownonaboulderandchewingatwig。"IwasbornonafarminUlsterCounty。IranawayfromhomewhenIwasseventeen。ItwasanaccidentmycomingWest。Iwaswalkin'alongtheroadwithmyclothesinabundle,makin'forNewYorkCity。Ihadanideaofgoin'thereandmakin'lotsofmoney。IalwaysfeltlikeIcoulddoit。Icametoaplaceoneevenin'wheretheroadforkedandIdidn'tknowwhichforktotake。I
studiedaboutitforhalfanhour,andthenItooktheleft-
hand。ThatnightIrunintothecampofaWildWestshowthatwastravellin'amongthelittletowns,andIwentWestwithit。I'veoftenwonderedifI
wouldn'thaveturnedoutdifferentifI'dtooktheotherroad。"
"Oh,Ireckonyou'dhaveendedupaboutthesame,"
saidBobTidball,cheerfullyphilosophical。"Itain'ttheroadswetake;it'swhat'sinsideofusthatmakesusturnoutthewaywedo。"
SharkDodsongotupandleanedagainstatree。
"I'dagooddealratherthatsorrelofyournhadn'thurthimself,Bob,"hesaidagain,almostpathetically。
"Samehere,"agreedBob;"hewassureafirst-ratekindofacrowbait。ButBolivar,he'llpullusthroughallright。Reckonwe'dbetterbemovin'on,hadn'twe,Shark?I'llbagthisboodleag'inandwe'llhitthetrailforhighertimber。"
BobTidballreplacedthespoilinthebagandtiedthemouthofittightlywithacord。WhenhelookedupthemostprominentobjectthathesawwasthemuzzleofSharkDodson's。45helduponhimwithoutawaver。
"Stopyourfunnin',"saidBob,withagrin。"Wegottobehittin'thebreeze。"
"Setstill,"saidShark。"Youain'tgoin'tohitnobreeze,Bob。Ihatetotellyou,butthereain'tanychanceforbutoneofus。Bolivar,he'splentytired,andhecan'tcarrydouble。"
"Webeenpards,meandyou,SharkDodson,forthreeyear,"Bobsaidquietly。"We'veriskedourlivestogethertimeandagain。I'vealwaysgiveyouasquaredeal,andIthoughtyouwasaman。I'veheardsomequeerstoriesaboutyoushootin'oneortwomeninapeculiarway,butIneverbelieved'em。Nowifyou'rejusthavin'
alittlefunwithme,Shark,putyourgunup,andwe'llgetonBolivarandvamose。Ifyoumeantoshoot——
shoot,youblackheartedsonofatarantula!"
SharkDodson'sfaceboreadeeplysorrowfullook。
"Youdon'tknowhowbadIfeel,"hesighed,"aboutthatsorrelofyournbreakin'hisleg,Bob。"
TheexpressiononDodson'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
TrulyBobTidballwasneverto"hitthebreeze"again。
Thedeadly。45ofthefalsefriendcrackedandfilledthegorgewitharoarthatthewallshurledbackwithindignantechoes。AndBolivar,unconsciousaccomplice,swiftlyboreawaythelastoftheholders-upofthe"SunsetExpress,"notputtothestressof"carryingdouble。"
Butas"Shark"Dodsongallopedawaythewoodsseemedtofadefromhisview;therevolverinhisrighthandturnedtothecurvedarmofamahoganychair;hissaddlewasstrangelyupholstered,andheopenedhiseyesandsawhisfeet,notinstirrups,butrestingquietlyontheedgeofaquartered-oakdesk。
IamtellingyouthatDodson,ofthefirmofDodson&Decker,WallStreetbrokers,openedhiseyes。Peabody,theconfidentialclerk,wasstandingbyhischair,hesitatingtospeak。Therewasaconfusedhumofwheelsbelow,andthesedativebuzzofanelectricfan。
"Ahem!Peabody,"saidDodson,blinking。"Imusthavefallenasleep。Ihadamostremarkabledream。
Whatisit,Peabody?"
"Mr。Williams,sir,ofTracy&Williams,isoutside。
HehascometosettlehisdealinX。Y。Z。Themarketcaughthimshort,sir,ifyouremember。"
"Yes,Iremember。WhatisX。Y。Z。quotedatto-day,Peabody?"
"Oneeighty-five,sir。"
"Thenthat'shisprice。"
"Excuseme,"saidPeabody,rathernervously"forspeakingofit,butI'vebeentalkingtoWilliams。He'sanoldfriendofyours,Mr。Dodson,andyoupracticallyhaveacornerinX。Y。Z。Ithoughtyoumight——thatis,Ithoughtyoumightnotrememberthathesoldyouthestockat98。Ifhesettlesatthemarketpriceitwilltakeeverycenthehasintheworldandhishometootodelivertheshares。"
TheexpressiononDodson'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
"Hewillsettleatoneeighty-five,"saidDodson。
"Bolivarcannotcarrydouble。"
ABLACKJACKBARGAINER
ThemostdisreputablethinginYanceyGoree'slawofficewasGoreehimself,sprawledinhiscreakvoldarm-
chair。Thericketylittleoffice,builtofredbrick,wassetflushwiththestreet——themainstreetofthetownofBethel。
Bethelresteduponthefoot-hillsoftheBlueRidge。
Aboveitthemountainswerepiledtothesky。FarbelowittheturbidCatawbagleamedyellowalongitsdisconsolatevalley。
TheJunedaywasatitssultriesthour。Betheldozedinthetepidshade。Tradewasnot。ItwassostillthatGoree,reclininginhischair,distinctlyheardtheclickingofthechipsinthegrand-juryroom,wherethe"court-
housegang"wasplayingpoker。Fromtheopenbackdooroftheofficeawell-wornpathmeanderedacrossthegrassylottothecourt-house。ThetreadingoutofthatpathhadcostGoreeallheeverhad——firstinheritanceofafewthousanddollars,nexttheoldfamilyhome,and,latterlythelastshredsofhisself-respectandmanhood。
The"gang"hadcleanedhimout。Thebrokengamblerhadturneddrunkardandparasite;hehadlivedtoseethisdaycomewhenthemenwhohadstrippedhimdeniedhimaseatatthegame。Hiswordwasnolongertobetaken。Thedailyboutsatcardshadarrangeditselfaccordingly,andtohimwasassignedtheignoblepartoftheonlooker。Thesheriff,thecountyclerk,asportivedeputy,agayattorney,andachalk-facedmanhailing"fromthevalley,"satattable,andtheshearedonewasthustacitlyadvisedtogoandgrowmorewool。
Soonwearyingofhisostracism,Goreehaddepartedforhisoffice,mutteringtohimselfasheunsteadilytra-
versedtheunluckypathway。Afteradrinkofcornwhiskeyfromademijohnunderthetable,hehadflunghimselfintothechair,staring,inasortofmaudlinapathy,outatthemountainsimmersedinthesummerhaze。
ThelittlewhitepatchhesawawayuponthesideofBlackjackwasLaurel,thevillagenearwhichhehadbeenbornandbred。There,also,wasthebirthplaceofthefeudbetweentheGoreesandtheColtranes。NownodirectheiroftheGoreessurvivedexceptthispluckedandsingedbirdofmisfortune。TotheColtranes,also,butonemalesupporterwasleft——ColonelAbnerCol-
trane,amanofsubstanceandstanding,amemberoftheStateLegislature,andacontemporarywithGoree'sfather。Thefeudhadbeenatypicaloneoftheregion;
ithadleftaredrecordofhate,wrongandslaughter。
ButYanceyGoreewasnotthinkingoffeuds。Hisbefuddledbrainwashopelesslyattackingtheproblemofthefuturemaintenanceofhimselfandhisfavouritefollies。Oflate,oldfriendsofthefamilyhadseentoitthathehadwhereoftoeatandaplacetosleep——butwhiskeytheywouldnotbuyforhim,andhemusthavewhiskey。
Hislawbusinesswasextinct;nocasehadbeenintrustedtohimintwoyears。Hehadbeenaborrowerandasponge,anditseemedthatifhefellnoloweritwouldbefromlackofopportunity。Onemorechance——hewassayingtohimself——ifhehadonemorestakeatthegame,hethoughthecouldwin;buthehadnothinglefttosell,andhiscreditwasmorethanexhausted。
Hecouldnothelpsmiling,eveninhismisery,ashethoughtofthemantowhom,sixmonthsbefore,hehadsoldtheoldGoreehomestead。Therehadcomefrom"backyan'"inthemountainstwoofthestrangestcreatures,amannamedPikeGarveyandhiswife。"Backyan',"withawaveofthehandtowardthehills,wasunderstoodamongthemountaineerstodesignatetheremotestfastnesses,theunplumbedgorges,thehauntsoflawbreakers,thewolf'sden,andtheboudoirofthebear。
InthecabinfaruponBlackjack'sshoulder,inthewildestpartoftheseretreats,thisoddcouplehadlivedfortwentyyears。Theyhadneitherdognorchildrentomitigatetheheavysilenceofthehills。PikeGarveywaslittleknowninthesettlements,butallwhohaddealtwithhimpronouncedhim"crazyasaloon。"Heacknowledgednooccupationsavethatofasquirrelhunter,buthe"moonshined"occasionallybywayofdiversion。Oncethe"revenues"haddraggedhimfromhislair,fightingsilentlyanddesperatelylikeaterrier,andhehadbeensenttostate'sprisonfortwoyears。Released,hepoppedbackintohisholelikeanangryweasel。
Fortune,passingovermanyanxiouswooers,madeafreakishflightintoBlackjack'sboskypocketstosmileuponPikeandhisfaithfulpartner。
Onedayapartyofspectacled,knickerbockered,andaltogetherabsurdprospectorsinvadedthevicinityoftheGarvey'scabin。Pikeliftedhissquirrelrifleoffthehooksandtookashotatthematlongrangeonthechanceoftheirbeingrevenues。Happilyhemissed,andtheunconsciousagentsofgoodluckdrewnearer,disclosingtheirinnocenceofanythingresemblinglaworjustice。
Lateron,theyofferedtheGarveysanenormousquantityofready,green,crispmoneyfortheirthirty-acrepatchofclearedland,mentioning,asanexcuseforsuchamadaction,someirrelevantandinadequatenonsenseaboutabedofmicaunderlyingthesaidproperty。
WhentheGarveysbecamepossessedofsomanydol-
larsthattheyfalteredincomputingthem,thedeficienciesoflifeonBlackjackbegantogrowprominent。Pikebegantotalkofnewshoes,ahogsheadoftobaccotosetinthecorner,anewlocktohisrifle;and,leadingMartellatoacertainspotonthemountain-side,hepointedouttoherhowasmallcannon——doubtlessathingnotbeyondthescopeoftheirfortuneinprice——
mightbeplantedsoastocommandanddefendthesoleaccessibletrailtothecabin,totheconfusionofrevenuesandmeddlingstrangersforever。
ButAdamreckonedwithouthisEve。Thesethingsrepresentedtohimtheappliedpowerofwealth,butthereslumberedinhisdingycabinanambitionthatsoaredfarabovehisprimitivewants。SomewhereinMrs。Garvey'sbosomstillsurvivedaspotoffemininityunstarvedbytwentyyearsofBlackjack。Forsolongatimethesoundsinherearshadbeenthescaly-barksdroppinginthewoodsatnoon,andthewolvessingingamongtherocksatnight,anditwasenoughtohavepurgedherofvanities。Shehadgrownfatandsadandyellowanddull。Butwhenthemeanscame,shefeltarekindleddesiretoassumetheperquisitesofhersex——
tositatteatables;tobuyfutilethings;towhitewashthehideousveracityoflifewithalittleformandceremony。
SoshecoldlyvetoedPike'sproposedsystemoffortifica-
tions,andannouncedthatthevwoulddescendupontheworld,andgyratesocially。
Andthus,atlength,itwasdecided,andthethingdone。ThevillageofLaurelwastheircompromisebetweenMrs。Garvey'spreferenceforoneofthelargevalleytownsandPike'shankeringforprimevalsolitudes。
LaurelyieldedahaltingroundoffeeblesocialdistractionsomportablewithMartella'sambitions,andwasnotentirelywithoutrecommendationtoPike,itscontiguitytothemountainspresentingadvantagesforsuddenretreatincasefashionablesocietyshouldmakeitadvisable。
TheirdescentuponLaurelhadbeencoincidentwithYanceyGoree'sfeverishdesiretoconvertpropertyintocash,andtheyboughttheoldGoreehomestead,payingfourthousanddollarsreadymoneyintothespendthrift'sshakinghands。
ThusithappenedthatwhilethedisreputablelastoftheGoreessprawledinhisdisreputableoffice,attheendofhisrow,spurnedbythecronieswhomhehadgorged,strangersdweltinthehallsofhisfathers。
Acloudofdustwasrolling,slowlyuptheparchedstreet,withsomethingtravellinginthemidstofit。A
littlebreezewaftedthecloudtooneside,andanew,brightlypaintedcarryall,drawnbyaslothfulgrayhorse,becamevisible。ThevehicledeflectedfromthemiddleofthestreetasitnearedGoree'soffice,andstoppedinthegutterdirectlyinfrontofhisdoor。
Onthefrontseatsatagaunt,tallman,dressedinblackbroadcloth,hisrigidhandsincarceratedinyellowkidgloves。OnthebackseatwasaladywhotriumphedovertheJuneheat。Herstoutformwasarmouredinaskintightsilkdressofthedescriptionknownas"change-
able,"beingagorgeouscombinationofshiftinghues。
Shesaterect,wavingamuch-omamentedfan,withhereyesfixedstonilyfardownthestreet。HoweverMartellaGarvey'sheartmightberejoicingatthepleasuresofhernewlife,Blackjackhaddonehisworkwithherexterior。
Hehadcarvedhercountenancetotheimageofemptinessandinanity;hadimbuedherwiththestolidityofhiscrags,andthereserveofhishushedinteriors。Shealwaysseemedtohear,whateverhersurroundingswere,thescaly-barksfallingandpatteringdownthemountain-
side。ShecouldalwaysheartheawfulsilenceofBlack-
jacksoundingthroughthestillestofnights。
Goreewatchedthissolemnequipage,asitdrovetohisdoor,withonlyfaintinterest;butwhenthelankdriverwrappedthereinsabouthiswhip,awkwardlydescended,andsteppedintotheoffice,heroseunsteadilytoreceivehim,recognizingPikeGarvey,thenew,thetransformed,therecentlycivilized。
ThemountaineertookthechairGoreeofferedhim。
TheywhocastdoubtsuponGarvey'ssoundnessofmindhadastrongwitnessintheman'scountenance。Hisfacewastoolong,adullsaffroninhue,andimmobileasastatue's。Pale-blue,unwinkingroundeyeswithoutlashesaddedtothesingularityofhisgruesomevisage。
Goreewasatalosstoaccountforthevisit。
"EverythingallrightatLaurel,Mr。Garvey?"heinquired。
"Everythingallright,sir,andmightypleasedisMissisGarveyandmewiththeproperty。MissisGarveylikesyo'oldplace,andshelikestheneighbourhood。Societyiswhatshe'lowsshewants,andsheisgettin'ofit。TheRogerses,theHapgoods,thePrattsandtheTroyshevbeentoseeMissisGarvey,andshehevetmealstomostoftharhouses。Thebestfolkshevaxedhertodiffer'ntkindsofdoin's。Icyan'tsay,Mr。Goree,thatsechthingssuitsme——furme,givemethemthar。"Garvey'shuge,yellow-glovedhandflourishedinthedirectionofthemountains。"That'swharIb'long,'mongstthewildhoneybeesandtheb'ars。Butthatain'twhatI
comefurtosay,Mr。Goree。Thar'ssomethin'yougotwhatmeandMissisGarveywantstobuy。"
"Buy!"echoedGoree。"Fromme?"Thenhelaughedharshly。"Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Isoldouttoyou,asyouyourselfexpressedit,'lock,stockandbarrel。'Thereisn'tevenaramrodlefttosell。"
"You'vegotit;andwe'unswantit。'Takethemoney,'saysMissisGarvey,'andbuyitfa'randsquared'。'"
Goreeshookhishead。"Thecupboard'sbare,"hesaid。
"We'veriz,"pursuedthemountaineer,undetectedfromhisobject,"aheap。Wewasporeaspossums,andnowwecouldhevfolkstodinnereveryday。Webeenrecognized,MissisGarveysays,bythebestsociety。
Butthere'ssomethin'weneedweain'tgot。Shesaysitoughttobeenputinthe'ventoryovthesale,butittain'tthar。'Takethemoney,then,'saysshe,'andbuyitfa'randsquar'。"'
"Outwithit,"saidGoree,hisrackednervesgrowingimpatient。
Garveythrewhisslouchbatuponthetable,andleanedforward,fixinghisunblinkingevesuponGoree's。
"There'saoldfeud,"hesaiddistinctlyandslowly,"'tweenyou'unsandtheColtranes。"
Goreefrownedominously。Tospeakofhisfeudtoafeudistisaseriousbreachofthemountainetiquette。
Themanfrom"backyan'"knewitaswellasthelawyerdid。
"Naoffense,"hewenton"butpurelyinthewayofbusiness。MissisGarveyhevstudiedallaboutfeuds。
Mostofthequalityfolksinthemountainshev'em。TheSettlesandtheGoforths,theRankinsandtheBoyds,theSilersandtheGalloways,hevallbeencyarin'onfeudsf'omtwentytoahundredyear。Thelastmantodrapwaswhenyo'uncle,JedgePaisleyGoree,'journedco'tandshotLenColtranef'omthebench。MissisGarveyandme,wecomef'omthepo'whitetrash。Nobodywouldn'tpickafeudwithwe'uns,nomo'nwithafam'lyoftree-toads。Qualitypeopleeverywhar,saysMissisGarvey,hasfeuds。We'unsain'tquality,butwe'reuyin'intoitasfuraswecan。'Takethemoney,then,'
saysMissisGarvey,'andbuyMr。Goree'sfeud,fa'randsquar'。'"
Thesquirrelhunterstraightenedaleghalfacrosstheroom,drewarollofbillsfromhispocket,andthrewthemonthetable。
"Thar'stwohundreddollars,Mr。Goree;whatyouwouldcallafa'rpriceforafeudthat'sbeen'lowedtorundownlikeyournhev。Thar'sonlyyoulefttocyar'
onyo'sideofit,andyou'dmakemightypo'killin'。I'lltakeitoffyo'hands,andit'llsetmeandMissisGarveyupamongthequality。Thar'sthemoney。"
Thelittlerollofcurrencyonthetableslowlyuntwisteditself,writhingandjumpingasitsfoldsrelaxed。InthesilencethatfollowedGarvey'slastspeechtherattlingofthepokerchipsinthecourt-housecouldbeplainlyheard。
Goreeknewthatthesheriffhadjustwonapot,forthesubduedwhoopwithwhichhealwaysgreetedavictoryfloatedacrossthesqquareuponthecrinklyheatwaves。
BeadsofmoisturestoodonGoree'sbrow。Stooping,hedrewthewicker-covereddemijohnfromunderthetable,andfilledatumblerfromit。
"Alittlecornliquor,Mr。Garvey?Ofcourseyouarejokingaboutwhatyouspokeof?Opensquiteanewmarket,doesn'tit?Feuds。Prime,two-fiftytothree。Feuds,slightlydamaged——twohundred,I
believeyousaid,Mr。Garvey?"
Goreelaughedself-consciously。
ThemountaineertooktheglassGoreehandedhim,anddrankthewhiskywithoutatremorofthelidsofhisstaringeyes。Thelawyerapplaudedthefeatbyalookofenviousadmiration。Hepouredhisowndrink,andtookitlikeadrunkard,bygulps,andwithshuddersatthesmellandtaste。
"Twohundred,"repeatedGarvey。"Thar'sthemoney。"
AsuddenpassionflaredupinGoree'sbrain。Hestruckthetablewithhisfist。Oneofthebillsflippedoverandtouchedhishand。Heflinchedasifsomethinghadstunghim。
"Doyoucometome,"heshouted,"seriouslywithsucharidiculous,insulting,darned-foolproposition?"
"It'sfa'randsquar',"saidthesquirrelhunter,buthereachedouthishandasiftotakebackthemoney;andthenGoreeknewthathisownflurryofragehadnotbeenfromprideorresentment,butfromangerathimself,knowingthathewouldsetfootinthedeeperdepthsthatwerebeingopenedtohim。Heturnedinaninstantfromanoutragedgentlemantoananxiouschaffererrecom-
mendinghisgoods。
"Don'tbeinahurry,Garvey,"hesaid,hisfacecrimsonandhisspeechthick。"Iacceptyourp-p-proposition,thoughit'sdirtcheapattwohundred。At-trade'sallrightwhenbothp-purchaserandb-buyerares-satisfied。
ShallIw-wrapitupforyou,Mr。Garvey?"
Garveyrose,andshookouthisbroadcloth。"MissisGarvevwillbepleased。Youairoutofit,anditstandsColtraneandGarvey。Justascrapovwritin',Mr。
Goree,youbein'alawyer,toshowwetraded。"
Goreeseizedasheetofpaperandapen。Themoneywasclutchedinhismoisthand。Everythingelsesud-
denlyseemedtogrowtrivialandlight。
"Billofsale,byallmeans。'Right,title,andinterestinandto'……'foreverwarrantand——'No,Garvey,we'llhavetoleaveoutthat'defend,'"saidGoreewithaloudlaugh。"You'llhavetodefendthistitleyourself。"
Themountaineerreceivedtheamazingscreedthatthelawyerhandedhim,foldeditwithimmenselabour,andlaceditcarefullyinhispocket。
Goreewasstandingnearthewindow。"Stephere,said,raisinghisfinger,"andI'llshowyouyourrecentlypurchasedenemy。Therehegoes,downtheothersideofthestreet。"
Themountaineercrookedhislongframetolookthroughthewindowinthedirectionindicatedbytheother。
ColonelAbnerColtrane,anerect,portlygentlemanofaboutfifty,wearingtheinevitablelong,double-breastedfrockcoatoftheSouthernlawmaker,andanoldhighsilkhat,waspassingontheoppositesidewalk。AsGarveylooked,Goreeglancedathisface。Iftherebesuchathingasayellowwolf,herewasitscounterpart。
Garveysnarledashisunhumaneyesfollowedthemovingfigure,disclosinglong,amber-colouredfangs。
"Isthathim?Why,that'sthemanwhosentmetothepenitentiaryonce!"
"Heusedtobedistrictattorney,"saidGoreecare-
lessly。"And,bytheway,he'safirst-classshot。"
"Ikinhitasquirrel'seyeatahundredyard,"saidGarvey。"Sothatthar'sColtrane!ImadeabettertradethanIwasthinkin'。I'lltakekeerovthisfeud,Mr。Goree,better'nyoueverdid!"
Hemovedtowardthedoor,butlingeredthere,betray-
ingaslightperplexity。
"Anythingelseto-day?"inquiredGoreewithfrothysarcasm。"Anyfamilytraditions,ancestralghosts,orskeletonsinthecloset?Pricesaslowasthelowest。"
"Tharwasanotherthing,"repliedtheunmovedsquirrelhunter,"thatMissisGarveywasthinkin'of。'Tain'tsomuchinmylineast'other,butshewantedpartic'larthatIshouldinquire,andefyouwaswillin','payfurit,'
shesays,'fa'randsquar'。'Thar'saburyin'groun',asyouknow,Mr。Goree,intheyardofyo'oldplace,underthecedars。Themthatliestharisyo'folkswhatwaskilledbytheColtranes。Themonymentshasthenameson'em。MissisGarvevsaysafam'lyburyin'
groun'-isasho'signofquality。Shesaysefwegitthefeudthar'ssomethin'elseoughttogowithit。Thenamesonthemmoiivmentsis'Goree,'buttheycanbechangedtoournby——"
"Go。Go!"screamedGoree,hisfaceturningpurple。
Hestretchedoutbothhandstowardthemountaineer,hisfingershookedandshaking。"Go,youghoul!EvenaCh-Chinamanprotectstheg-gravesofhisancestors——go!"
Thesquirrelhunterslouchedoutofthedoortohiscarryall。WhilehewasclimbingoverthewheelGoreewascollecting,withfeverishcelerity,themoneythathadfallenfromhishandtothefloor。Asthevehicleslowlyturnedabout,thesheep,withacoatofnewlygrownwool,washurrying,inindecenthaste,alongthepathtothecourt-house。
Atthreeo'clockinthemorningtheybroughthimbacktohisoffice,shornandunconscious。Thesheriff,thesportivedeputy,thecountyclerk,andthegayattorneycarriedhim,thechalk-facedman"fromthevalley"
actingasescort。
"Onthetable,"saidoneofthem,andtheydepositedhimthereamongthelitterofhisunprofitablebooksandpapers。
"Yancethinksalotofapairofdeuceswhenhe'sliquoredup,"sighedthesheriffreflectively。
"Toomuch,"saidthegayattorney。"Amanhasnobusinesstoplaypokerwhodrinksasmuchashedoes。I
wonderhowmuchhedroppedto-night。"
"Closetotwohundred。WhatIwonderiswharhegotit。Yanceain'thadacentfuroveramonth,I
know。"
"Struckaclient,maybe。Well,let'sgethomebeforedaylight。He'llbeallrightwhenhewakesup,exceptforasortofbeehiveaboutthecranium。"
Thegangslippedawaythroughtheearlymorningtwilight。ThenexteyetogazeuponthemiserableGoreewastheorbofday。Hepeeredthroughtheuncurtainedwindow,firstdelugingthesleeperinafloodoffaintgold,butsoonpouringuponthemottledredofhisfleshasearching,white,summerheat。Goreestirred,halfunconsciously,amongthetable'sd閎ris,andturnedhisfacefromthewindow。Hismovementdislodgedaheavylawbook,whichcrasheduponthefloor。Openinghiseyes,hesaw,bendingoverhim,amaninablackfrockcoat。Lookinghigher,hediscoveredawell-wornsilkhat,andbeneathitthekindly,smoothfaceofColonelAbnerColtrane。
Alittleuncertainoftheoutcome,thecolonelwaitedfortheothertomakesomesignofrecognition。Notintwentyyearshadmalemembersofthesetwofamiliesfacedeachotherinpeace。Goree'seyelidspuckeredashestrainedhisblurredsighttowardthisvisitor,andthenhesmiledserenely。
"HaveyoubroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay?"
hesaidcalmly。
"Doyouknowme,Yancey?"askedColtrane。
"OfcourseIdo。Youbroughtmeawhipwithawhistleintheend。"
Sohehad——twenty-fouryearsago;whenYancey'sfatherwashisbestfriend。
Goree'seyeswanderedabouttheroom。Thecolonelunderstood。"Liestill,andI'llbringyousome,"saidhe。
Therewasapumpintheyardattherear,andGoreeclosedhiseyes,listeningwithrapturetotheclickofitshandle,andthebubblingofthefallingstream。Col-
tranebroughtapitcherofthecoolwater,andhelditforhimtodrink。PresentlyGoreesatup——amostforlornobject,hissummersuitofflaxsoiledandcrumpled,hisdiscreditableheadtousledandunsteady。Hetriedtowaveoneofhishandstowardthecolonel。
"Ex-excuse-everything,willyou?"hesaid。"I
musthavedrunktoomuchwhiskeylastnight,andgonetobedonthetable。"Hisbrowsknittedintoapuzzledfrown。
"Outwiththeboysawhile?"askedColtranekindly。
"No,Iwentnowhere。Ihaven'thadadollartospendinthelasttwomonths。Struckthedemijohntoooften。
Ireckon,asusual。"
ColonelColtranetouchedhimontheshoulder。
"Alittlewhileago,Yancey,"hebegan,"youaskedmeifIhadbroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay。Youweren'tquiteawakethen,andmusthavebeendreamingyouwereaboyagain。Youareawakenow,andIwantyoutolistentome。IhavecomefromStellaandLucytotheiroldplaymate,andtomyoldfriend'sson。TheyknowthatIamgoingtobringyouhomewithme,andyouwillfindthemasreadywithawelcomeastheywereintheolddays。Iwantyoutocometomyhouseandstayuntilyouareyourselfaain,andasmuchlongerasyouwill。Weheardofyourbeingdownintheworld,andinthemidstoftemptation,andweagreedthatyoushouldcomeoverandplayatourhouseoncemore。Willyoucome,myboy?Willyoudropouroldfamilytroubleandcomewithme?"
"Trouble!"saidGoree,openinghiseyeswide。"TherewasneveranytroublebetweenusthatIknowof。I'msurewe'vealwaysbeenthebestfriends。But,goodLord,Colonel,howcouldIgotoyourhomeasIam——adrunkenwretch,amiserable,degradedspendthriftandgambler——"
Helurchedfromthetableintohisarmchair,andbegantoweepmaudlintears,mingledwithgenuinedropsofremorseandshame。Coltranetalkedtohimpersist-
entlyandreasonably,remindinghimofthesimplemoun-
tainpleasuresofwhichhehadoncebeensofond,andinsistinguponthegenuinenessoftheinvitation。
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