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  ToEdwardandAnnaMartinwhogivehelpintimeoftroubleChapterI:ConcerningOne'sLetterBoxPublishanysortofconvictionrelatedtothesemorosedaysthroughwhichwearelivingandletterswillshoweruponyoulikeleavesinOctober。Nomatterwhatyourconvictionbe,itwillshakebothyeasandnaysloosefromvariousmindswheretheywerehangingreadytofall。Neverwasatimewhensomanybrainsrustledwithhatesandpanaceasthatwouldsailwideintotheairatthelightestjar。Tryitandsee。SaythatyoubelieveinGod,ordonot;
  saythatDemocracyisthekeytothemillennium,orthesurvivaloftheunfittest;thatLaborisworsethantheKaiser,orbetter;thatdrinkisademon,orthatwineministerstothehealthandthecheerofman——saywhatyouplease,andtheyeasandnayswillpeltyou。Soinsecurelydotheplainest,oldesttruthsdangleinamobofdisheveledbrains,thatitislikely,didyouasserttwicetwocontinuestoequalfourandwehadbeststicktothemultiplicationtable,anonymousletterswouldcometoyoufullofpassionateabuse。
  Thinkingcomeshardtoallofus。Tosomeitnevercomesatall,becausetheirheadslackthemachinery。Howmanyofsucharethereamongus,andhowcanwefindthemoutbeforetheydousharm?Sciencehasatestforthis。Ithasbeenappliedtothearmyrecruit,buttothecivilianvoternotyet。ThevotingmoronstillrunsamuckinourDemocracy。OurnativeAmericanairisinfectedwithalienbreath。Itissothickwithopinionsthatthelightisobscured。Willthesaneoneseventuallyprevailandhealthesickatmosphere?Wemustatleastassumeso。Else,howcouldwegoon?
  ChapterII:WhatthePostmanBroughtDuringthewinterof1915IcametothinkthatGermanyhadgonedangerouslybutmethodicallymad,andthattheEuropeanWarvitallyconcernedourselves。ThisconvictionIputinabook。Yeasandnayspeltedme。Timeseemstoshowtheyeashadit。
  DuringMay,1918,IthoughtwemadeamistaketohateEngland。Isaidsoattheearliestopportunity。Againcametheyeasandnays。Youshallseesomeofthese。Theyareofhelp。Timehasnotsettledthisquestion。Itisasaliveasever——morealivethanever。WhatiftheArmisticewaspremature?WhatifGermanyabsorbRussiaandjoinJapan?WhatiftheLeagueofNationsbreaklikeatoy?
  Yeasandnaysareputherewithouttheconsentoftheirwriters,whosenames,ofcourse,donotappear,andwho,shouldtheyeverseethis,arebeggedtotakenooffense。Noneisintended。
  Thereisnointentionexcepttopersuade,ifpossible,afewreaders,atleast,thathatredofEnglandisnotwise,isnotjustifiedto-day,andhasneverbeenmorethanpartlyjustified。Itisbaseduponthreefoundationsfairlydistinctyetmeetingandmergingonoccasions:firstandworst,ourschoolhistoriesoftheRevolution;second,certainpoliciesandactionsofEnglandsincethen,generallydistortedorfalsifiedbyourpoliticians;andlastlycertainnationaltraitsineachcountrythattheotherdoesnotshareandwhichhavehithertoproducedperennialpersonalfrictionbetweenthousandsofEnglishandAmericanindividualsofeverystationinlife。Theseshallinduetimebeillustratedbytwosetsofanecdotes:one,disclosingtheEnglishtraits,theothertheAmerican。IsayEnglish,andnotBritish,advisedly,becauseboththeScotchandtheIrishseemtobewithoutthosetraitswhichespeciallygrateuponusanduponwhichweespeciallygrate。Andnowfortheletters。
  Thefirstisfromasoldier,anenlistedman,writingfromFrance。
  "Allowmetothankyouforyourarticleentitled'TheAncientGrudge。'……LikemanyotheryoungAmericanstherewasinstilledinmefromearlychildhoodafeelingofresentmentagainstourdemocraticcousinsacrosstheAtlanticandIwasonlytooreadytoacceptastruethosestoriesI
  heardofEnglandshirkingherdutyandhidingbehindhercolonies,etc。
  ItwasnotuntilIcameoverhereandsawwhatshewasreallydoingthatmyopinionbegantochange。
  "WhenfirstmydivisionarrivedinFranceitwasbrigadedwithandreceiveditsinitialexperiencewiththeBritish,whoprovedtoushowlittlewereallyknewofthewarasitwasandthatwehadyetmuchtolearn。SoonmyopinionbegantochangeandIwasregardingEnglandasthebackboneoftheAllies。YetthereremainedacertainsomethingIcouldnotforgivethem。Whatitwasyouknow,andhaveprovedtomethatitisnotourplacetojudgeandthatwehavemuchforwhichtobethankfultoourgreatAlly。
  "Assuringyouthatyour……articlehassucceededinconvertingonewhoneededconversionbadlyIbegtoremain……"
  HowmanyAmericansoldiersinEurope,Iwonder,havelookedaboutthem,haveusedtheirsensibleindependentAmericanbrainsourverybestcharacteristic,haveleftschoolhistoriesandhearsaybehindthemandjudgedtheEnglishforthemselves?Agoodmany,itistobehoped。Whatthatjudgmentfinallybecomesmustdependnotaloneuponthepersonalexperienceofeachman。Itmustalsocomefromthatliberalityofoutlookwhichisattainedonlybygettingoutsideyourownplaceandseeingalotofcustomsandpeoplethatdifferfromyourown。Amindthusseasonedandbalancednolongerleapstoanopinionaboutawholenationfromthesporadicconductofindividualmembersofit。ItistobefearedthatsomeofoursoldiersmayneverforgetormakeallowanceforacertaininsulttheyreceivedinthestreetsofLondon。Butofthislater。ThefollowingsentenceisfromaletterwrittenbyanAmericansailor:
  "Ihaveread……'TheAncientGrudge'andIwishitcouldbereadbyeverymanonourbigshipasIknowitwouldchangealotoftheirattitudetowardEngland。IhavearguedwithlotsofthemandhaveshownsomeofthemwheretheyarewrongbuttheCatholicsanddescendantsofIrelandhaveadifferentargumentandasmyeducationisn'tverygreat,I
  knowverylittleaboutwhatEnglanddidtotheCatholicsinIreland。"
  IrelandIshalldiscusslater。Irelandisnomoreourbusinessto-daythantheSouthwasEngland'sbusinessin1861。ThattheIrishquestionshoulddefeatanunderstandingbetweenourselvesandEnglandwouldbe,toquotewhatagentlemanwhoisatoncealoyalCatholicandaloyalmemberoftheBritishGovernmentsaidtome,"wreckingtheshipforaha'pennyworthoftar。"
  Thefollowingisselectedfromthenays,andwaswrittenbyabusinessman。Imustnotomittosaythatthewritersofalltheselettersarestrangerstome。
  "AsoneAmericancitizentoanother……permitmetogivemypersonalviewonyoursubjectof'TheAncientGrudge'……
  "Tobeginwith,Ithinkthatyoustartwithafalseideaofourkinship——
  withtheideathatAmerica,becauseshespeaksthelanguageofEngland,becauseourlawsandcustomsaretoagreatextentofthesameorigin,becausemuchthatisgoodamonguscamefromtherealso,isessentiallyofEnglishcharacter,boundupinsomewaywiththesuccessorfailureofEngland。
  "Nothing,inmyopinion,couldbefurtherfromthetruth。Weareadistinctiverace——nomoreEnglish,nationally,thanthepresentKingGeorgeisGerman——ascloselyrelatedandasalikeasacelluloidcombandastickofdynamite。
  "WeareboundupinthesuccessofAmericaonly。TheEnglishareboundupinthesuccessofEnglandonly。Weareasfriendlyasrivalcorporations。
  Wecanuniteinacommoncause,aswehave,but,oncethatisover,wewillgoourownway——whichway,owingtotheincreaseofourshippingandforeigntrade,islikelytobecomemoreandmoreantagonistictoEngland's。
  "Englandhasbeenacommerciallyunscrupulousnationforgenerationsanditisidletothrowtheblameforthisorthatactofanationonanindividual。Suchargumentsmightbekeptupindefinitelyasregardsanactofanycountry。Aresponsiblenationmustbearthepraiseorodiumthatattachestoanynationalaction。IfEnglandhasexperiencedachangeofheartithasoccurredsincethedaysoftheBoerRepublic——aswantonastealasBelgium,withevenlessexcuse,andattendedwithsufficientbrutalityforallpracticalpurposes……
  "Shehasdoneusmanyanillturngratuitouslyandnotasinglegoodturnthatwasnotdictatedbyselfishpolicyorjealousyofothers。Shehasshownherself,uptillyesterdayatleast,graspingandunscrupulous。Sheisnoworsethantheothersprobably——possiblyevenbetter——butitwouldbedoingourcountryanillturntopersuadeitscitizensthatEnglandwasanythinglessthananactive,dangerous,competitor,especiallyintheinfancyofourforeigntrade。Whenabusinessrivalgivesyouthegladhandandasksfondlyafterthechildren,bewarelesttheensuingemotionscostyoumoney。
  "No:ourdistrustforEnglandhasnotitslifeandbeinginpernicioustextbooks。Toreallybelievethatwouldbeaninsulttoourintelligence——
  evengrudgescannotlivewithoutrealfood。ShouldEnglandbecomehelplesstomorrow,ouranimosityanddistrustwoulddieto-morrow,becausewewouldknowthatshehaditnolongerinherpowertoinjureus。Thereinliesthefeeling——thetextbooksmerelyechoit……
  "Inmyopinion,anavysomewhatlargerthanEngland'swouldpracticallyeliminatefromAmericathat'AncientGrudge'youdeplore。ItisEngland'snavy——herboastedandactualcontroloftheseas——whichthreatensandirritateseverynationonthefaceoftheglobethathasmaritimeaspirations。Shemayuseitwithdiscretion,asshehasforyears。Itmayevenbeattimesasourceofprotectiontoothers,asithas——butsolongasitexistsasasupremepoweritisaconstantsourceofdangerandfoodforgrudges。
  "WewillneverbeafreenationuntilournavysurpassesEngland's。Theworldwillneverbeafreeworlduntiltheseasandtraderoutesarefreetoall,atalltimes,andwithoutanymenace,howeverbenevolent。
  "Inconclusion……allowmetoagainstatethatIwriteasoneAmericancitizentoanotherwithnottheslightestdesiretosayanythingthatmaybepersonallyobnoxious。MyownancestorswerefromEngland。MypersonalrelationswiththeEnglishmenIhavemethavebeenverypleasant。Icanreadilybelievethattherearenobetterpeopleliving,butIfeelsostronglyonthesubject,nationally——sobitterlyopposedtoacontinuanceofEngland'sseacontrol——sofearfulthatourpeoplemaybelulledintoafeelingoffalsesecurity,thatIcannothelptryingtocombat,witheverysmallmeansinmypower,anythingthatseemstopropagateadangerousfriendship。"
  Ireceivednodissentinglettersuperiortothis。TothewriterofitI
  repliedthatIagreedwithmuchthathesaid,butthatevensoitdidnotinmyopinionoutweighthereasonsIhadgivenandshallnowgivemoreabundantlyinfavorofdroppingourhostilefeelingtowardEngland。
  MycorrespondentsaysthatwedifferasaracefromtheEnglishasmuchasacelluloidcombfromastickofdynamite。Didoursoldiersfindthedifferenceasgreatasthat?Idoubtifourdifferencefromanybodyisquiteasgreatasthat。Again,mycorrespondentsaysthatweareboundupinourownsuccessonly,andEnglandisboundupinhersonly。Iagree。
  Butsupposethetwosuccessessucceedbetterthroughfriendshipthanthroughenmity?Weareasfriendly,mycorrespondentsays,astworivalcorporations。AgainIagree。Hasitnotbeenprovedthislongwhilethatcompetingcorporationsprosperthroughfriendship?DidnottheNorthernPacificandtheGreatNorthernformacombinationcalledtheNorthernSecurities,forthesakeofmutualbenefit?UndertheShermanActtheNorthernSecuritieswasdissolved;butnoShermanactforbidsaLibertySecurities。Liberty,definedandassuredbyLaw,isEngland'sgifttothemodernworld。Liberty,definedandassuredbyLaw,isthecentralpurposeofourConstitution。JustasidenticallyastheNorthernPacificandGreatNorthernrunfromSt。PaultoSeattledoEnglandandtheUnitedStatesaimatLiberty,definedandassuredbyLaw。Asfriends,thetwonationscanswingtheworldtowardsworldstability。MycorrespondentwouldhardlyhaveinstancedtheBoersinhisreferencetoEngland'smisdeeds,hadhereflectedupontheparttheBoershaveplayedinEngland'sstrugglewithGermany。
  Iwillpointoutnomoreofthelatentweaknessesthatunderlievariouspassagesinthisletter,butproceedtotheremaininglettersthatIhaveselected。Igaveonefromanenlistedmanandonefromasailor;thisisfromacommissionedofficer,inFrance。
  "IcannotrefrainfromsendingyoualineofappreciationandthanksforgivingthepeopleathomeafewfactsthatIamsuresomedonotknowandthrowingalightuponamuchdiscussedtopic,whichIamsurewillhelptoremovefromsomeoftheirmindsafoolishbigotedantipathy。"
  UponthesinglepointofourschoolhistoriesoftheRevolution,someofwhichIhadnamedasbeingguiltyofdistortingthefacts,acorrespondentwritesfromNebraska:
  "Somemonthsago……thequestioncametome,whataboutourMontgomery'sHistorynow……IfindthateverywhereitistheKingwhoisrepresentedastakingthesemeasuresagainsttheAmericanpeople。Onpage134istheheading,AmericanCommerce;thenewKingGeorgeIII;howheinterferedwithtrade;page135,TheKingproposestotaxtheColonies;page136,'ThebestmeninParliament——suchmenasWilliamPittandEdmundBurke——
  tookthesideofthecolonies。'Onpage138,'WilliamPittsaidinParliament,"inmyopinion,thiskingdomhasnorighttolayataxonthecolonies……IrejoicethatAmericahasresisted"';page150,'TheEnglishpeoplewouldnotvolunteertofighttheAmericansandtheKinghadtohirenearly30,000Hessianstohelpdothework……TheAmericanshadnotsoughtseparation;theKing——nottheEnglishpeople——hadforceditonthem……'
  "Iamwritingthis……because,asIwasgladtosee,youdidnotmincewordsinnamingseveraloftheworseoffenders。"HemeanscertainschoolhistoriesthatImentionedandshallmentionlateragain。
  AnofficialfromPittsburghwrotethus:
  "Incommonwithmanyotherpeople,IhavehadthesameideathatEnglandwasnotdoingallshecouldinthewar,thatwhilehercolonieswereinthethickofit,she,herself,seemedtobesparingherself,butafterreadingthisarticle……Iwillfranklyandcandidlyconfesstoyouthatithaschangedmyopinion,mademeastrongsupporterofEngland,andaboveallmademeabetterAmerican"
  >FromMassachusetts:
  "Itiswelltoremindyourreadersoftheerrors——orworse——inAmericanschooltextbooksandtorecountBritain'sachievementsinthepresentwar。ButofwhatpracticalavailarethesethingswhenamansohighlyplacedasthepresentSecretaryoftheNavyasksaBostonaudienceTremontTemple,October30,1918tobelievethatitwastheAmericannavywhichmadepossiblethetransportationofover2,000,000AmericanstoFrancewithoutthelossofasingletransportonthewayover?Didhenotknowthatthegreaterpartofthosetroopswerenotonlytransported,butconvoyed,byBritishvessels,largelywithdrawnforthatpurposefromsuchvitalserviceasthesupplyoffoodtoBritain'scivilpopulation?"
  TheomissiononthepartofourSecretaryoftheNavywaslaterquietlyrectifiedbyanofficialpublicationoftheBritishGovernment,whereinitappearedthatsomesixtypercentofourtroopsweretransportedinBritishships。OurSecretary'sregrettableslighttoourBritishallieswasimmediatelysetrightbyAdmiralSims,whoforthwith,bothinpublicandinprivate,paidfullandappreciativetributetowhathadbeendone。
  Itis,nevertheless,verylikelythatsomeAmericanswilllearnhereforthefirsttimethatmorethanhalfofourtroopswerenottransportedbyourselves,andcouldnothavebeentransportedatallbutforBritishassistance。Therearemanypersonswhostillbelievewhatourpoliticiansandnewspaperstellthem。NoincidentthatIshallrelatefurtheronservesbettertopointthechiefinternationalmoralatwhichIamdrivingthroughoutthesepages,andatwhichIhavealreadyhinted:Nevertogeneralizethecharacterofawholenationbytheactsofindividualmembersofit。Thatiswhateverybodydoes,ourselves,theEnglish,theFrench,everybody。Youcanformnovalidopinionofanynation'scharacteristics,notevenyourown,untilyouhavemethundredsofitspeople,menandwomen,andhadampleopportunitytoobserveandknowthembeneaththesurface。HereontheonehandwehadourSecretaryoftheNavy。HegaveourNavythewholecreditforgettingoursoldiersoverseas。
  HejustifiedtheBritishopinionthatweareanationofbraggarts。Ontheotherhand,inLondon,wehadAdmiralSims,anotherAmerican,asplendidantidote。HecorrectedtheSecretary'sbrag。Whatisthemoral?
  Lookouthowyougeneralize。SinceweenteredthewarthattribeofEnglishhasincreasedwhojudgeuswithanopenmind,discriminatebetweenus,drawclosetoajustappraisalofourqualitiesanddefects,andpossiblyevendiscernthatthosewhofillourpublicpositionsaremostlyonalowerlevelthanthosewhoelectthem。
  Iproceedwithtwomoreletters,bothdissenting,andbothgivingverytypically,asitseemstome,theAmericanfeelingaboutEngland——
  partiallyjustifiedbyinstancesmentionedbymycorrespondent,butequallymentionedbymeinpassageswhichheseemstohaveskipped。
  "LatelyIreadanddidnotadmireyourarticle……'TheAncientGrudge。'
  Manyofyourstatementsareabsolutelytrue,andIrecognizethefactthatEngland'shelpinthiswarhasbeeninvaluable。Letitgoatthatandhush!
  "IdonotdefendourownIndianpolicy……WoundedanddisabledinourIndianwars……Iknowallaboutthemandhowindefensibletheyare……
  "Englandhasbeenalwaysouronlylegitimateenemy。1776?Yes,callitancienthistoryandforgetitifpossible。1812?Thatmaygointhesamecategory。Butthecausesofthatmisunderstandingwereidenticallyrepeatedin1914and'15。
  "1861?Isthatalsoancient?Perhaps——butverybitterinthememoryofmanyofusnowliving。TheAlabama。TheConfederateCommissionersIknowyouwillsaywewerewrongthere——andsowemayhavebeentechnically——
  butJohnBullbulliedusintocompliancewhenourhandsweretied。
  LincolntoldhisCabinet'onewaratatime,Gentlemen'andsubmitted……
  "In1898wewereastrongandpowerfulnationandadangerousenemytoprovoke。Englandrecognizedthefactandactedaccordingly。Englandenteredthepresentwartoprotectsmallnations!Heavensavethemark!
  Yousurelyreadyourhistory。PraytellmesomethingofEngland'spolicyinSouthAfrica,India,theSoudan,Persia,Abyssinia,Ireland,Egypt。
  ThelostprovincesofDenmark。TheUnitedStateswhenshewasyoungandhelpless。Andthus,almostto-infinitum。
  "DoyounotknowthatthefoundationsofninetypercentofthegreatBritishfortunescamefromthelootofIndia?upheldandfosteredbythegreatandunscrupulousEastIndiaCompany?
  "Comedowntolatertimes:to-dayforinstance。HereinCalifornia……I
  meetandassociatewithhundredsofBritishers。AretheyAmericancitizens?Ihadalmostsaid,'No,notone。'SneeringandcontemptuousofAmericaandAmericaninstitutions。Continuallyfindingfaultwithourgovernmentandourpeople。ComparingthesethingswithEngland,alwaystoourdisadvantage……
  "NowdoyouwonderwedonotlikeEngland?AmIpro-German?Ishouldlaughandsowouldyouifyouknewme。"
  TothiscorrespondentIdidnotreplythatIwishedIknewhim——whichI
  do——that,evenashe,soIhadfrequentlybeengalledbytherudenessandthepatronizingofvariousspecimens,highandlow,oftheEnglishrace。
  ButsomethingIdidreply,totheeffectthatIaskednobodytoconsiderEnglandflawless,oranynationacharitableinstitution,butmerelytobefair,andtoconsideracordialunderstandingbetweenusgreatlytoourfutureadvantage。Tothisheanswered,inpart,asfollows:
  "Iwishtothankyouforyourkindlyreply……YourargumentisthatasamatterofpolicyweshouldconciliateGreatBritain。Havewefallensolow,thisgreatandpowerfulnation?……Trucklingtosomeotherpowerbecauseitsbacking,moralorphysical,maysomedaybeofusetous,eventho'weknowthatinsodoingwearesurrenderingourdearestrights,principles,anddignity!……Oh!mydearSir,yousurelydonotadvocatethis?Iincloseaneditorialclipping……IsitnoshocktoyouwhenWinstonChurchillshoutstoHighHeaventhatundernocircumstanceswillGreatBritainsurrenderitssupremecontroloftheseas?ThisinreplytoPresidentWilson'spleaforfreedomoftheseasandcurtailmentofarmaments……Butasyousee,ourPresidentandourMr。Danielshavealreadysaid,'Verywell,wewilloutbuildyou。'NeveragainshallGreatBritainstopourmailshipsandsearchourprivatemails。AlreadyhasEnglanddeclaredanembargoagainstourexportsinmanyessentiallinesandalreadyareweexpressingourdissatisfactionandtakingmeanstoretaliate"
  Oftheeditorialclippinginclosedwiththeabove,thefollowingisapart:
  "JohnBullisourassociateinthecontestwiththeKaiser。Thereisnodoubtastohispositiononthatproposition。HewentaftertheDutchingreatshape。NexttoFranceheledthewayandsaid,'Comeon,Yanks;weneedyourhelp。Wewillputyouinthefirstlineoftrencheswheretherewillbegoodgunning。Yes,wewilldoallofthatandatthesametimewewillborrowyourmoney,raisedbyLibertyLoans,anduseitforthepurchaseofAmericanwheat,pork,andbeef。'
  "Mr。Bullkepthisword。Heneverflinchedorattemptedtododgetheissue。Hekeptstrictlyinthemiddleoftheroad。HisdeterminationtodowntheKaiserwithAmericanmen,Americanmoney,andAmericanfoodneverabatedforasingledayduringtheconflict。"
  Thiseditorialhasmanytwinsthroughoutthecountry。Iquoteitforitsvalueasaspecimenofthatsortofjournalisticandpoliticalutteranceamongstus,whichisasseriouslyembarrassedbyfactsasaskunkbyitstail。Haditsauthorsaid:"TheDeclarationofIndependencewassignedbyChristopherColumbusonWashington'sbirthdayduringthesiegeofVicksburginthepresenceofQueenElizabethandJudasIscariot,"hisstatementwouldhavebeenequallyveracious,andmorestriking。
  AstoWinstonChurchill'sdeclarationthatGreatBritainwillnotsurrenderhercontroloftheseas,IamaslittleshockedbythatasI
  shouldbewereourSecretaryoftheNavytodeclarethatinnocircumstanceswouldwegiveupcontrolofthePanamaCanal。ThePanamaCanalisourcarotidartery,GreatBritain'snavyisherjugularvein。Itisherjugularveininthemindofherpeople,regardlessofthatnewapparition,thesubmarine。IwasnotshockedthatGreatBritainshoulddeclineMr。Wilson'sinvitationthatshecutherjugularvein;itwastheinvitationwhichkindledmyemotions;butthesewereofalessseriouskind。
  ThelastletterthatIshallgiveisfromanAmericancitizenofEnglishbirth。
  "AsaboyatschoolinEngland,IwastaughtthehistoryoftheAmericanRevolutionasJ。R。GreenpresentsitinhisShortHistoryoftheEnglishPeople。Thegistofthisrecord,asyoudoubtlessrecollect,isthatGeorgeIIIbeingengagedintheattempttodestroywhattherethenwasofpoliticalfreedomandrepresentativegovernmentinEngland,usedtheAmericansituationasameanstothatend;thattheEnglishpeople,insofarastheirvoicecouldmakeitselfheard,weresolidlyagainstbothhisEnglishandAmericanpolicy,andthatthetriumphofAmericacontributedinnosmallmeasuretothesalvationofthoseinstitutionsbywhichtheevolutionofEnglandtowardscompletedemocracywasmadepossible。
  WashingtonwashelduptousinEnglandnotmerelyasagreatandgoodman,butasanheroicleader,towhosecourageandwisdomtheEnglishaswellastheAmericanpeoplewereeternallyindebted……
  "Prayforgivesolongaletterfromastranger。Itisprompted……byasenseoftheillimitableimportance,notonlyforAmericaandBritain,butfortheentireworld,ofthesetwogreatdemocraticpeoplesknowingeachotherastheyreallyareandcooperatingasonlytheycancooperatetoestablishandmaintainpeaceonjustandpermanentfoundations。"
  ChapterIII:InFrontofaBulletinBoardThere,then,aretenlettersofthefiftywhichcametomeinconsequenceofwhatIwroteinMay,1918,whichwaspublishedintheAmericanMagazineforthefollowingNovember。Tenwilldo。Toreadtheotherfortywouldchangenoimpressionconveyedalreadybytheten,butwouldmerelyrepeatit。WithvaryingphraseologytheirwriterseitherthinkwehavehithertomisjudgedEnglandandthatmyfactsaretothepoint,ortheyexpressthestereotypedAmericanantipathytoEnglandandtreatmyfactsaswemortalsmostlydowhenfactsareembarrassing——side-stepthem。
  Whatbestpleasedmewastofindthatsoldiersandsailorsagreedwithme,andnot"high-brows"only。
  May,1918,asyouwillremember,wasaverydarkhour。Wehadcomeintothewar,hadbeeninforayear;buteventshadnotyettakenusoutofthewell-nightotaleclipseflunguponourcharacterbythoseblightingwords,"thereissuchathingasbeingtooproudtofight。"TheBritishhadbeentoldbytheirGeneralthattheywerefightingwiththeirbackstothewall。SinceMarch23rdthetreadoftheHunhadbeencomingsteadilynearertoParis。BelleauWoodandChateau-ThierryhadnotyetstruckthetrueringfromourmetalandputintothehandsofFochtheonefurtherweaponthatheneeded。Frenchmoralewasburningverylowandblue。Yeteveninsuchanhour,peopleapparentlyAmericanandapparentlygrownup,weretalkingagainstEngland,ourally。Thenandthereafter,evenasto-day,theytalkedagainstherastheyhadbeentalkingsinceAugust,1914,asIhadheardthemagainandagain,indoorsandout,asI
  heardamanoneforenooninacrowdduringtheearlieryearsofthewar,themiserableyearsbeforewewakedfromourtranceofneutrality,whileourchosenleaderswerestillmisleadingus。
  Doyourememberthoseunearthlyyears?Theexplosions,theplots,thespies,theLucitania,thenotes,Mr。Bryan,vonBernstorff,halfourcountry——oh,morethanhalf!——indifferentorincredulous,nothingprepared,nothingdone,nosteptaken,TheodoreRoosevelt'sandLeonardWood'salmosttheonlyvoiceswarninguswhatwasboundtohappen,andtogetreadyforit?Doyourememberthebulletinboards?Didyougrow,asI
  did,sorestlessthatyouwouldstepoutofyourofficetoseeifanythingnewhadhappenedduringthelastsixtyminutes——wouldstopasyouwenttolunchandstopasyoucameback?Weknewfromthefacesofourfriendswhatourownfaceswerelike。Incompanywepumpedupliveliness,butinthestreet,alonewithourapprehensions——doyouremember?Forourfuture'ssakemayeverybodyremember,maynobodyforget!
  Whatthenewswasuponacertainforenoonmemorabletome,Idonotrecall,andthisisofnoconsequence;goodorbad,thestreamofby-
  passersclottedthicklytoreaditasthemanchalkeditlineuponlineacrossthebulletinboard。Citizenswhowereinhastesteppedoffthecurbtopassroundsincetheycouldnotpassthroughthiscrowdofgazers。Thusthisonthesidewalkstoodsomefiftyofus,staringatnameswehadneverknownuntilalittlewhileago,Bethincourt,Malancourt,perhaps,orMontfaucon,orRoisel;Frenchnamesofsmallplaces,amongwhosecrumbled,featurelessdustIhavewalkedsince,wherelivedpeacefullyafewhundredorafewthousandthatarenowathousandbutcheredorbroken-hearted。ThroughmeranonceagainthewonderthathadoftenchilledmesincetheabdicationoftheCzarwhichmadecertainthecrumblingofRussia:afterFrance,wasourturncoming?Shouldourfields,too,besownwithbones,shouldourlittletownsamongtheorchardsandthecornfallinashesamongstwhichbrokenheartswouldwanderinsearchofsomesurvivingstickofproperty?IhadlearnedtoknowthatalongwhilebeforethewartheeyesoftheHun,thebirdofprey,hadbeenfixeduponusasajuicymorsel。Hehadwrittenit,hehadsaidit。SinceAugust,1914,thesePan-Germanschemeshadbeenleakingoutforallwhochosetounderstandthem。Agreatmanydidnotsochoose。
  TheHunhadwantedusandplannedtogetus,andnowmorethaneverbefore,becauseheintendedthatweshouldpayhiswarbills。LethimoncegetbyEngland,andhisswordwouldcutthroughourfat,defenselesscarcasslikeaknifethroughcheese。
  Avoicearrestedmyreverie,avoiceclosebyinthecrowd。Itsaid,"Well,IliketheFrench。ButI'llnotcrymuchifEnglandgetshers。
  What'sEnglanddoneinthiswar,anyway?"
  "Herfleet'skeepingtheKaiseroutofyourfrontyard,foronething,"
  retortedanothervoice。
  Withassuranceslightlywobblingandatouchofthenasalwhine,thefirstspeakerprotested,"Well,lookwhatGeorgeIIIdonetous。BadasanyKaiser。"
  "Aw,getyourfactsstraight!"Itwassaidwithscornfulforce。"Don'tyouknowGeorgeIIIwasaGerman?Don'tyouknowitwasHessians——
  they'reGermans——hehiredtocomeoverhereandkillAmericansanddohisdirtyworkforhim?AndhisGermansdidthesamedirtyworktheKaiser'saredoingnow。We'vegotaletterwrittenafterthebattleofLongIslandbyamemberofourfamilytheytookprisonerthere。Andtheystrippedhimandtheystolehisthingsandtheybeathimdownwiththebuttsoftheirguns——afterhehadsurrendered,mind——whenhewassurrenderedandnaked,andwhenhewasdowntheybeathimsomemore。That'sGermansforyou。
  Onlythey'vebeengettingworsewhiletherestoftheworld'sbeengettingbetter。Getyourfactsstraight,man。"
  Anumberofuswerenowlisteningtothis,andIenviedthehistorianhisingeniouspromptness——Ihavenone——andIhopedformoreofthistimelydebate。Butdebatewasover。Theanti-Englishmanfadedtosilence。Eitherhewasoutoffactstogetstraight,orlackedwhatissopithilytermed"come-back。"Thelatter,Iinclinetothink;forcome-backneedsnofacts,itisaself-feeder,anditsentireabsenceintheanti-EnglishmanlooksasifhehadbeenaGerman。Germansdonotcomebackwhenitgoesagainstthem,theybleat"Kamerad!"——ordisappear。Perhapsthismanwasaspy——apoorone,tobesure——yetdoinghisbestforhisKaiser:slinkingabout,peeping,listening,tryingtowedgetheAlliesapart,doinghislittlebittowardsmakingfriendsenemies,justashisbreedhasworkedtosetenmitybetweenourselvesandJapan,ourselvesandMexico,FranceandEngland,FranceandItaly,EnglandandRussia,betweeneverybodyandeverybodyelsealltheworldover,inthesacrednameandforthesacredsakeoftheKaiser。Thushashisbreed,sinceweoccupiedCoblenz,runtotheFrenchsoldierswithliesaboutusandthenruntouswithliesabouttheFrenchsoldiers,overlookinginitsprovidentialstupiditythefactthatweandtheFrenchwouldinevitablycomparenotes。Thustooishisbreed,atthemomentIwritethesewords,infestingandpoisoningtheearthwithapropagandathatremainsascoherentandassystematicallydirectedaseveritwasbeforethepapersbegantoassureusthattherewasnothingleftoftheHohenzollerngovernment。
  ChapterIV:"MyArmyofSpies"
  "Youwilldesiretoknow,"saidtheKaisertohiscouncilatPotsdaminJune,1908,afterthesuccessfultestingofthefirstZeppelin,"howthehostilitieswillbebroughtabout。MyarmyofspiesscatteredoverGreatBritainandFrance,asitisoverNorthandSouthAmerica,willtakegoodcareofthat。EvennowIrulesupremeintheUnitedStates,wherethreemillionvotersdomybiddingatthePresidentialelections。"
  Yes,theydidhisbidding;there,andelsewheretoo。Theydiditatotherelectionsaswell。DoyourememberthemayortheytriedtoelectinChicago?andcertainmembersofCongress?andcertainmanufacturersandbankers?Theydidhisbiddinginournewspapers,ourpublicschools,andfromthepulpit。CertainlocalitiesinoneoftherivercountiesofIowaforinstancewerespotsofGermantreasontotheUnitedStates。The"exchangeprofessors"thatcamefromBerlintoHarvardandotheruniversitiesweresomanycamouflagedspies。CertainprominentAmericancitizens,dinedandwinedandflatteredbytheKaiserforhispurpose,womenaswellasmen,camebackheremereKaiser-puppets,hypnotizedbyroyalty。Hisbiddingwasdoneinasmanywaysaswouldfillabook。
  Shopkeepersdidit,servantsdidit,Americansamongusweredecoratedbyhimfordoingit。EvenaftertheArmistice,aschooltextbook"gotby"
  theBoardofEducationinawesternstate,whereinourboysandgirlsweretobetaughtaGermanversion——aKaiserversion——ofGermany。
  Somebodyprotested,andtheboardexplainedthatit"hadn'tnoticed,"andthebookwasheldup。
  Wecannot,Ifear,ordertheschoolhistoriesinGermanytobeeditedbytheAllies。Germanschoolchildrenwillgrowupbelieving,inallprob-
  ability,thatbombsweredroppednearNurnberginJuly,1914,thatGermansoilwasinvaded,thattheFatherlandfoughtawarofdefense;theywillcertainlybenourishedbyliesinthefutureastheywerenourishedbyliesinthepast。ButwecanpreventGermansorpro-Germanswritingourownschoolhistories;wecanpreventthat"armyofspies"ofwhichtheKaiserboastedtohiscouncilatPotsdaminJune,1908,fromcontinuingitsactivitiesamongusnowandhenceforth;andwecanpreventourschooltextbooksfromplayingintoGermany'shandbyteachinghateofEnglandtoourboysandgirls。Besidethesickeningsillinesswhichstillasks,"WhathasEnglanddoneinthewar?"isasillinessstillmoresickeningwhichsays,"Germanyisbeaten。Letusforgiveandforget。"ThatisnotChristianity。ThereisnothingChristianaboutit。Itismerelysentimentalslush,sloppyshirkingofanythingthatcompelsnationalalertness,oreffort,orself-discipline,orself-denial;amoralcowardicethatpushesawayanyfactwhichdisturbsashallow,torpid,irresponsible,self-indulgentoptimism。
  Ourgoldenageofisolationisover。Toattempttoreturntoitwouldbeamereperniciousday-dream。ToharkbacktoWashington'swarningagainstentanglingalliancesisassensibleastogobyamapoftheworldmadein1796。Wearecoupledtothecompanyofnationslikeacarinthemiddleofatrain,onlymoreinevitablyandpermanently,forwecannotuncouple;andifwetriedtodoso,wemightnotwreckthetrain,butweshouldassuredlywreckourselves。Ithinkthewarhasbroughtusonebenefitcertainly:thatmanyyoungmenreturnfromEuropeknowingthis,whohadnoideaofitbeforetheywent,andwhoknowalsothatGermanyisatheartanuntamed,unchangedwildbeast,nevertobetrustedagain。Wemustnot,andshallnot,boycottherintrade;butletusnotgotosleepattheswitch!JustasbusilyassheisbakingpotteryoppositeCoblenz,labelled"madeinSt。Louis,""madeinKansasCity,"her"armyofspies"
  isatworkhereandeverywheretounderminethosenationswhohaveforthemomentdelayedherplansforworlddominion。IthinkthenumberofAmericanswhoknowthishasincreased;butnoAmerican,whereverhelives,needtravelfarfromhometomeetfellowAmericanswhosingthesongofslushaboutforgivingandforgetting。
  PerhapsthemanIheardtalkinginfrontofthebulletinboardwasoneofthe"armyofspies,"asIliketoinferfromhisabsenceof"come-back。"
  ButperhapshewasmerelyaninnocentAmericanwhoatschoolhadstudied,forinstance,Eggleston'shistory;thoughtless——butbynomeansharmless;forhisschool-taught"slant"againstEngland,inthedayswewerelivingthroughthen,amountedtoa"slant"forGermany。HewouldbesorryifGermanybeatFrance,butnotifshebeatEngland——whenFranceandEnglandwerejoinedinkeepingthewolfnotonlyfromtheirdoorbutfromours!Itmattersnotintheleastthattheywerefightingourbattle,notbecausetheywantedto,butbecausetheycouldn'thelpit:
  theywerefightingitjustthesame。Thattheywerecompelleddoesn'tmatter,anymorethanitmattersthatingoingtowarwhenBelgiumwasinvaded,England'sdutyandEngland'sself-interesthappenedtocoincide。
  OurdutyandourinterestalsocoincidedwhenweenteredthewarandjoinedEnglandandFrance。Haveweseemedtothinkthatthisdiminishedourglory?Havetheyseemedtothinkthatitabsolvedthemfromgratitude?
  Suchtalkasthatman'sinfrontofthebulletinboardhelpedGermanythen,whetherhemeanttoornot,justasmuchasifaspyhadsaidit——
  justasmuchassimilartalkagainstEnglandto-day,whetherbyspiesorunheedingAmericans,helpstheGermanyofto-morrow。TheGermanyofyesterdayhadherspiesalloverFranceandItaly,busilysuggestingtorusticuninformedpeasantsthatwehadgonetoFranceforconquestofFrance,andintendedtokeepsomeofherland。Whatisshetellingthemnow?Idon'tknow。Somethingtoheradvantageandtheirdisadvantage,youmaybesure,justassheisbusysuggestingtousthingstoheradvantageandourdisadvantage——jealousyandfearoftheBritishnavy,orpro-Germanschoolhistoriesforourchildren,orthatwecan'tmakedyes,orwhateveryouplease:theonlysurethingis,thattheGermanyofyesterdayistheGermanyofto-morrow。Sheisnotchanged。Shewillnotchange。Thesteadystreamofherpropagandaallovertheworldprovesit。
  Nomatterhowoftenhermasqueradinggovernmentchangescostumes,thatcostumeismerelyherdevicetoconcealthesamecunning,treacherouswildbeastthatin1914,afterfortyyearsofpreparation,sprangatthethroatoftheworld。Ofallthenationsinthelatewar,shealoneispullingherselftogether。Sheishardatwork。Shemeanstospringagainjustassoonasshecan。
  DidyoureadtheletterwritteninAprilof1919byherVice-Chancellor,MathiasErzberger,alsoherministeroffinance?Averyable,compactmasterpieceofmalignantvoracity,goodenoughtodocredittoSatan。
  ThroughthatluckyflawofstupiditywhichrunsthroughapparentlyeveryGermanbrain,andtowhichwechieflyoweourvictoryandtemporaryrespitefromthefangsofthewolf,MathiasErzbergerpostedhisletter。
  Itwentwronginthemails。Ifyoudesiretoreadthewholeofit,theInternationalNewsBureaucaneitherfurnishitorputyouonthetrackofit。Onesentencefromitshallbequotedhere:
  "WewillundertaketherestorationofRussia,andinpossessionofsuchsupportwillbeready,withintenorfifteenyears,tobringFrance,withoutanydifficulty,intoourpower。ThemarchtowardsPariswillbeeasierthanin1914。Thelaststepbutonetowardstheworlddominionwillthenbereached。Thecontinentisours。Afterwardswillfollowthelaststage,theclosingstruggle,betweenthecontinentandtheover-