ForyouloveHermia;thisyouknowIknow:
Andhere,withallgoodwill,withallmyheart,InHermia’sloveIyieldyouupmypart;
AndyoursofHelenatomebequeath,WhomIdoloveandwilldotillmydeath。HELENANeverdidmockerswastemoreidlebreath。DEMETRIUSLysander,keepthyHermia;Iwillnone:
Ife’erIlovedher,allthatloveisgone。
Myhearttoherbutasguest-wisesojourn’d,AndnowtoHelenisithomereturn’d,Theretoremain。LYSANDERHelen,itisnotso。DEMETRIUSDisparagenotthefaiththoudostnotknow,Lest,tothyperil,thouabyitdear。
Look,wherethylovecomes;yonderisthydear。
Re-enterHERMIAHERMIADarknight,thatfromtheeyehisfunctiontakes,Theearmorequickofapprehensionmakes;
Whereinitdothimpairtheseeingsense,Itpaysthehearingdoublerecompense。
Thouartnotbymineeye,Lysander,found;
Mineear,Ithankit,broughtmetothysoundButwhyunkindlydidstthouleavemeso?LYSANDERWhyshouldhestay,whomlovedothpresstogo?HERMIAWhatlovecouldpressLysanderfrommyside?LYSANDERLysander’slove,thatwouldnotlethimbide,FairHelena,whomoreengildsthenightThanallyoufieryoesandeyesoflight。
Whyseek’stthoume?couldnotthismaketheeknow,ThehateIbeartheemademeleavetheeso?HERMIAYouspeaknotasyouthink:itcannotbe。HELENALo,sheisoneofthisconfederacy!
NowIperceivetheyhaveconjoin’dallthreeTofashionthisfalsesport,inspiteofme。
InjuriousHermia!mostungratefulmaid!
Haveyouconspired,haveyouwiththesecontrivedTobaitmewiththisfoulderision?
Isallthecounselthatwetwohaveshared,Thesisters’vows,thehoursthatwehavespent,Whenwehavechidthehasty-footedtimeForpartingus,——O,isitallforgot?
Allschool-days’friendship,childhoodinnocence?
We,Hermia,liketwoartificialgods,Havewithourneedlescreatedbothoneflower,Bothononesampler,sittingononecushion,Bothwarblingofonesong,bothinonekey,Asifourhands,oursides,voicesandminds,Hadbeenincorporate。Sowegrowtogether,Liketoadoublecherry,seemingparted,Butyetanunioninpartition;
Twolovelyberriesmouldedononestem;
So,withtwoseemingbodies,butoneheart;
Twoofthefirst,likecoatsinheraldry,Duebuttooneandcrownedwithonecrest。
Andwillyourentourancientloveasunder,Tojoinwithmeninscorningyourpoorfriend?
Itisnotfriendly,’tisnotmaidenly:
Oursex,aswellasI,maychideyouforit,ThoughIalonedofeeltheinjury。HERMIAIamamazedatyourpassionatewords。
Iscornyounot:itseemsthatyouscornme。HELENAHaveyounotsetLysander,asinscorn,Tofollowmeandpraisemyeyesandface?
Andmadeyourotherlove,Demetrius,Whoevenbutnowdidspurnmewithhisfoot,Tocallmegoddess,nymph,divineandrare,Precious,celestial?WhereforespeakshethisToherhehates?andwhereforedothLysanderDenyyourlove,sorichwithinhissoul,Andtenderme,forsooth,affection,Butbyyoursettingon,byyourconsent?
WhatthoughtIbenotsoingraceasyou,Sohunguponwithlove,sofortunate,Butmiserablemost,toloveunloved?
Thisyoushouldpityratherthandespise。HERNIAIunderstandnotwhatyoumeanbythis。HELENAAy,do,persever,counterfeitsadlooks,MakemouthsuponmewhenIturnmyback;
Winkeachatother;holdthesweetjestup:
Thissport,wellcarried,shallbechronicled。
Ifyouhaveanypity,grace,ormanners,Youwouldnotmakemesuchanargument。
Butfareyewell:’tispartlymyownfault;
Whichdeathorabsencesoonshallremedy。LYSANDERStay,gentleHelena;hearmyexcuse:
Mylove,mylifemysoul,fairHelena!HELENAOexcellent!HERMIASweet,donotscornherso。DEMETRIUSIfshecannotentreat,Icancompel。LYSANDERThoucanstcompelnomorethansheentreat:
Thythreatshavenomorestrengththanherweakprayers。
Helen,Ilovethee;bymylife,Ido:
IswearbythatwhichIwillloseforthee,ToprovehimfalsethatsaysIlovetheenot。DEMETRIUSIsayIlovetheemorethanhecando。LYSANDERIfthousayso,withdraw,andproveittoo。DEMETRIUSQuick,come!HERMIALysander,wheretotendsallthis?LYSANDERAway,youEthiope!DEMETRIUSNo,no;he’ll[]
Seemtobreakloose;takeonasyouwouldfollow,Butyetcomenot:youareatameman,go!LYSANDERHangoff,thoucat,thouburr!vilething,letloose,OrIwillshaketheefrommelikeaserpent!HERMIAWhyareyougrownsorude?whatchangeisthis?
Sweetlove,——LYSANDERThylove!out,tawnyTartar,out!
Out,loathedmedicine!hatedpotion,hence!HERMIADoyounotjest?HELENAYes,sooth;andsodoyou。LYSANDERDemetrius,Iwillkeepmywordwiththee。DEMETRIUSIwouldIhadyourbond,forIperceiveAweakbondholdsyou:I’llnottrustyourword。LYSANDERWhat,shouldIhurther,strikeher,killherdead?
AlthoughIhateher,I’llnotharmherso。HERMIAWhat,canyoudomegreaterharmthanhate?
Hateme!wherefore?Ome!whatnews,mylove!
AmnotIHermia?arenotyouLysander?
IamasfairnowasIwaserewhile。
Sincenightyoulovedme;yetsincenightyouleftme:
Why,thenyouleftme——O,thegodsforbid!——
Inearnest,shallIsay?LYSANDERAy,bymylife;
Andneverdiddesiretoseetheemore。
Thereforebeoutofhope,ofquestion,ofdoubt;
Becertain,nothingtruer;’tisnojestThatIdohatetheeandloveHelena。HERMIAOme!youjuggler!youcanker-blossom!
Youthiefoflove!what,haveyoucomebynightAndstolenmylove’sheartfromhim?HELENAFine,i’faith!
Haveyounomodesty,nomaidenshame,Notouchofbashfulness?What,willyoutearImpatientanswersfrommygentletongue?
Fie,fie!youcounterfeit,youpuppet,you!HERMIAPuppet?whyso?ay,thatwaygoesthegame。
NowIperceivethatshehathmadecompareBetweenourstatures;shehathurgedherheight;
Andwithherpersonage,hertallpersonage,Herheight,forsooth,shehathprevail’dwithhim。
Andareyougrownsohighinhisesteem;
BecauseIamsodwarfishandsolow?
HowlowamI,thoupaintedmaypole?speak;
HowlowamI?IamnotyetsolowButthatmynailscanreachuntothineeyes。HELENAIprayyou,thoughyoumockme,gentlemen,Lethernothurtme:Iwasnevercurst;
Ihavenogiftatallinshrewishness;
Iamarightmaidformycowardice:
Lethernotstrikeme。Youperhapsmaythink,Becausesheissomethinglowerthanmyself,ThatIcanmatchher。HERMIALower!hark,again。HELENAGoodHermia,donotbesobitterwithme。
Ievermoredidloveyou,Hermia,Dideverkeepyourcounsels,neverwrong’dyou;
Savethat,inloveuntoDemetrius,Itoldhimofyourstealthuntothiswood。
Hefollow’dyou;forloveIfollow’dhim;
Buthehathchidmehenceandthreaten’dmeTostrikeme,spurnme,nay,tokillmetoo:
Andnow,soyouwillletmequietgo,ToAthenswillIbearmyfollybackAndfollowyounofurther:letmego:
YouseehowsimpleandhowfondIam。HERMIAWhy,getyougone:whois’tthathindersyou?HELENAAfoolishheart,thatIleaveherebehind。HERMIAWhat,withLysander?HELENAWithDemetrius。LYSANDERBenotafraid;sheshallnotharmthee,Helena。DEMETRIUSNo,sir,sheshallnot,thoughyoutakeherpart。HELENAO,whenshe’sangry,sheiskeenandshrewd!
Shewasavixenwhenshewenttoschool;
Andthoughshebebutlittle,sheisfierce。HERMIA’Little’again!nothingbut’low’and’little’!
Whywillyousufferhertofloutmethus?
Letmecometoher。LYSANDERGetyougone,youdwarf;
Youminimus,ofhinderingknot-grassmade;
Youbead,youacorn。DEMETRIUSYouaretooofficiousInherbehalfthatscornsyourservices。
Letheralone:speaknotofHelena;
Takenotherpart;for,ifthoudostintendNeversolittleshowoflovetoher,Thoushaltabyit。LYSANDERNowsheholdsmenot;
Nowfollow,ifthoudarest,totrywhoseright,Ofthineormine,ismostinHelena。DEMETRIUSFollow!nay,I’llgowiththee,cheekbyjole。
ExeuntLYSANDERandDEMETRIUSHERMIAYou,mistress,allthiscoilis’longofyou:
Nay,gonotback。HELENAIwillnottrustyou,I,Norlongerstayinyourcurstcompany。
Yourhandsthanminearequickerforafray,Mylegsarelongerthough,torunaway。
ExitHERMIAIamamazed,andknownotwhattosay。
ExitOBERONThisisthynegligence:stillthoumistakest,Orelsecommitt’stthyknaverieswilfully。PUCKBelieveme,kingofshadows,Imistook。
DidnotyoutellmeIshouldknowthemanBytheAtheniangarmentbehadon?
Andsofarblamelessprovesmyenterprise,ThatIhave’nointedanAthenian’seyes;
AndsofaramIgladitsodidsortAsthistheirjanglingIesteemasport。OBERONThousee’sttheseloversseekaplacetofight:
Hietherefore,Robin,overcastthenight;
ThestarrywelkincoverthouanonWithdroopingfogasblackasAcheron,AndleadthesetestyrivalssoastrayAsonecomenotwithinanother’sway。
LiketoLysandersometimeframethytongue,ThenstirDemetriusupwithbitterwrong;
AndsometimerailthoulikeDemetrius;
Andfromeachotherlookthouleadthemthus,Tillo’ertheirbrowsdeath-counterfeitingsleepWithleadenlegsandbattywingsdothcreep:
ThencrushthisherbintoLysander’seye;
Whoseliquorhaththisvirtuousproperty,Totakefromthenceallerrorwithhismight,Andmakehiseyeballsrollwithwontedsight。
Whentheynextwake,allthisderisionShallseemadreamandfruitlessvision,AndbacktoAthensshalltheloverswend,Withleaguewhosedatetilldeathshallneverend。
WhilesIinthisaffairdotheeemploy,I’lltomyqueenandbegherIndianboy;
AndthenIwillhercharmedeyereleaseFrommonster’sview,andallthingsshallbepeace。PUCKMyfairylord,thismustbedonewithhaste,Fornight’sswiftdragonscutthecloudsfullfast,AndyondershinesAurora’sharbinger;
Atwhoseapproach,ghosts,wanderinghereandthere,Troophometochurchyards:damnedspiritsall,Thatincrosswaysandfloodshaveburial,Alreadytotheirwormybedsaregone;
Forfearlestdayshouldlooktheirshamesupon,TheywillfullythemselvesexilefromlightAndmustforayeconsortwithblack-brow’dnight。OBERONButwearespiritsofanothersort:
Iwiththemorning’slovehaveoftmadesport,And,likeaforester,thegrovesmaytread,Eventilltheeasterngate,allfiery-red,OpeningonNeptunewithfairblessedbeams,Turnsintoyellowgoldhissaltgreenstreams。
But,notwithstanding,haste;makenodelay:
Wemayeffectthisbusinessyetereday。
ExitPUCKUpanddown,upanddown,Iwillleadthemupanddown:
Iamfear’dinfieldandtown:
Goblin,leadthemupanddown。
Herecomesone。
Re-enterLYSANDERLYSANDERWhereartthou,proudDemetrius?speakthounow。PUCKHere,villain;drawnandready。Whereartthou?LYSANDERIwillbewiththeestraight。PUCKFollowme,then,Toplainerground。
ExitLYSANDER,asfollowingthevoiceRe-enterDEMETRIUSDEMETRIUSLysander!speakagain:
Thourunaway,thoucoward,artthoufled?
Speak!Insomebush?Wheredostthouhidethyhead?PUCKThoucoward,artthoubraggingtothestars,Tellingthebushesthatthoulook’stforwars,Andwiltnotcome?Come,recreant;come,thouchild;
I’llwhiptheewitharod:heisdefiledThatdrawsaswordonthee。DEMETRIUSYea,artthouthere?PUCKFollowmyvoice:we’lltrynomanhoodhere。
ExeuntRe-enterLYSANDERLYSANDERHegoesbeforemeandstilldaresmeon:
WhenIcomewherehecalls,thenheisgone。
Thevillainismuchlighter-heel’dthanI:
Ifollow’dfast,butfasterhedidfly;
ThatfallenamIindarkunevenway,Andherewillrestme。
LiesdownCome,thougentleday!
Forifbutoncethoushowmethygreylight,I’llfindDemetriusandrevengethisspite。
SleepsRe-enterPUCKandDEMETRIUSPUCKHo,ho,ho!Coward,whycomestthounot?DEMETRIUSAbideme,ifthoudarest;forwellI
wotThourunn’stbeforeme,shiftingeveryplace,Anddarestnotstand,norlookmeintheface。
Whereartthounow?PUCKComehither:Iamhere。DEMETRIUSNay,then,thoumock’stme。Thoushaltbuythisdear,IfeverIthyfacebydaylightsee:
Now,gothyway。FaintnessconstrainethmeTomeasureoutmylengthonthiscoldbed。
Byday’sapproachlooktobevisited。
LiesdownandsleepsRe-enterHELENAHELENAOwearynight,Olongandtediousnight,Abatethyhour!Shinecomfortsfromtheeast,ThatImaybacktoAthensbydaylight,Fromthesethatmypoorcompanydetest:
Andsleep,thatsometimesshutsupsorrow’seye,Stealmeawhilefrommineowncompany。
LiesdownandsleepsPUCKYetbutthree?Comeonemore;
Twoofbothkindsmakeupfour。
Hereshecomes,curstandsad:
Cupidisaknavishlad,Thustomakepoorfemalesmad。
Re-enterHERMIAHERMIANeversoweary,neversoinwoe,Bedabbledwiththedewandtornwithbriers,Icannofurthercrawl,nofurthergo;
Mylegscankeepnopacewithmydesires。
HerewillIrestmetillthebreakofday。
HeavensshieldLysander,iftheymeanafray!
LiesdownandsleepsPUCKOnthegroundSleepsound:
I’llapplyToyoureye,Gentlelover,remedy。
SqueezingthejuiceonLYSANDER’seyesWhenthouwakest,ThoutakestTruedelightInthesightOfthyformerlady’seye:
Andthecountryproverbknown,Thateverymanshouldtakehisown,Inyourwakingshallbeshown:
JackshallhaveJill;
Noughtshallgoill;
Themanshallhavehismareagain,andallshallbewell。
ExitACTIVSCENEI。Thesame。LYSANDER,DEMETRIUS,HELENA,andHERMIAlyingasleep。
EnterTITANIAandBOTTOM;PEASEBLOSSOM,COBWEB,MOTH,MUSTARDSEED,andotherFairiesattending;OBERONbehindunseenTITANIACome,sittheedownuponthisflowerybed,WhileIthyamiablecheeksdocoy,Andstickmusk-rosesinthysleeksmoothhead,Andkissthyfairlargeears,mygentlejoy。BOTTOMWhere’sPeaseblossom?PEASEBLOSSOMReady。BOTTOMScratchmyheadPeaseblossom。Where’sMounsieurCobweb?COBWEBReady。BOTTOMMounsieurCobweb,goodmounsieur,getyouyourweaponsinyourhand,andkillmeared-hippedhumble-beeonthetopofathistle;and,goodmounsieur,bringmethehoney-bag。Donotfretyourselftoomuchintheaction,mounsieur;and,goodmounsieur,haveacarethehoney-bagbreaknot;
Iwouldbeloathtohaveyouoverflownwithahoney-bag,signior。Where’sMounsieurMustardseed?MUSTARDSEEDReady。BOTTOMGivemeyourneaf,MounsieurMustardseed。
Prayyou,leaveyourcourtesy,goodmounsieur。MUSTARDSEEDWhat’syourWill?BOTTOMNothing,goodmounsieur,buttohelpCavaleryCobwebtoscratch。Imusttothebarber’s,monsieur;
formethinksIammarvelloushairyabouttheface;
andI
amsuchatenderass,ifmyhairdobuttickleme,Imustscratch。TITANIAWhat,wiltthouhearsomemusic,mysweetlove?BOTTOMIhaveareasonablegoodearinmusic。
Let’shavethetongsandthebones。TITANIAOrsay,sweetlove,whatthoudesiresttoeat。BOTTOMTruly,apeckofprovender:Icouldmunchyourgooddryoats。MethinksIhaveagreatdesiretoabottleofhay:goodhay,sweethay,hathnofellow。TITANIAIhaveaventurousfairythatshallseekThesquirrel’shoard,andfetchtheenewnuts。BOTTOMIhadratherhaveahandfulortwoofdriedpeas。
But,Iprayyou,letnoneofyourpeoplestirme:I
haveanexpositionofsleepcomeuponme。TITANIASleepthou,andIwillwindtheeinmyarms。
Fairies,begone,andbeallwaysaway。
ExeuntfairiesSodoththewoodbinethesweethoneysuckleGentlyentwist;thefemaleivysoEnringsthebarkyfingersoftheelm。
O,howIlovethee!howIdoteonthee!
TheysleepEnterPUCKOBERON[Advancing]Welcome,goodRobin。
See’stthouthissweetsight?
HerdotagenowIdobegintopity:
For,meetingheroflatebehindthewood,Seekingsweetfavoursfromthishatefulfool,Ididupbraidherandfalloutwithher;
ForshehishairytemplesthenhadroundedWithacoronetoffreshandfragrantflowers;
Andthatsamedew,whichsometimeonthebudsWaswonttoswelllikeroundandorientpearls,Stoodnowwithintheprettyflowerets’eyesLiketearsthatdidtheirowndisgracebewail。
WhenIhadatmypleasuretauntedherAndsheinmildtermsbegg’dmypatience,Ithendidaskofherherchangelingchild;
Whichstraightshegaveme,andherfairysentTobearhimtomybowerinfairyland。
AndnowIhavetheboy,IwillundoThishatefulimperfectionofhereyes:
And,gentlePuck,takethistransformedscalpFromofftheheadofthisAthenianswain;
That,heawakingwhentheotherdo,MayalltoAthensbackagainrepairAndthinknomoreofthisnight’saccidentsButasthefiercevexationofadream。
ButfirstIwillreleasethefairyqueen。
Beasthouwastwonttobe;
Seeasthouwastwonttosee:
Dian’sbudo’erCupid’sflowerHathsuchforceandblessedpower。
Now,myTitania;wakeyou,mysweetqueen。TITANIAMyOberon!whatvisionshaveIseen!
MethoughtIwasenamour’dofanass。OBERONThereliesyourlove。TITANIAHowcamethesethingstopass?
O,howmineeyesdoloathehisvisagenow!OBERONSilenceawhile。Robin,takeoffthishead。
Titania,musiccall;andstrikemoredeadThancommonsleepofallthesefivethesense。TITANIAMusic,ho!music,suchascharmethsleep!
Music,stillPUCKNow,whenthouwakest,withthineownfool’seyespeep。OBERONSound,music!Come,myqueen,takehandswithme,Androckthegroundwhereonthesesleepersbe。
NowthouandIarenewinamity,Andwillto-morrowmidnightsolemnlyDanceinDukeTheseus’housetriumphantly,Andblessittoallfairprosperity:
ThereshallthepairsoffaithfulloversbeWedded,withTheseus,allinjollity。PUCKFairyking,attend,andmark:
Idohearthemorninglark。OBERONThen,myqueen,insilencesad,Tripweafterthenight’sshade:
Wetheglobecancompasssoon,Swifterthanthewanderingmoon。TITANIACome,mylord,andinourflightTellmehowitcamethisnightThatIsleepingherewasfoundWiththesemortalsontheground。
ExeuntHornswindedwithinEnterTHESEUS,HIPPOLYTA,EGEUS,andtrainTHESEUSGo,oneofyou,findouttheforester;
Fornowourobservationisperform’d;
Andsincewehavethevawardoftheday,Myloveshallhearthemusicofmyhounds。
Uncoupleinthewesternvalley;letthemgo:
Dispatch,Isay,andfindtheforester。
ExitanAttendantWewill,fairqueen,uptothemountain’stop,AndmarkthemusicalconfusionOfhoundsandechoinconjunction。HIPPOLYTAIwaswithHerculesandCadmusonce,WheninawoodofCretetheybay’dthebearWithhoundsofSparta:neverdidIhearSuchgallantchiding:for,besidesthegroves,Theskies,thefountains,everyregionnearSeem’dallonemutualcry:IneverheardSomusicaladiscord,suchsweetthunder。THESEUSMyhoundsarebredoutoftheSpartankind,Soflew’d,sosanded,andtheirheadsarehungWithearsthatsweepawaythemorningdew;
Crook-knee’d,anddew-lapp’dlikeThessalianbulls;
Slowinpursuit,butmatch’dinmouthlikebells,Eachundereach。AcrymoretuneableWasneverholla’dto,norcheer’dwithhorn,InCrete,inSparta,norinThessaly:
Judgewhenyouhear。But,soft!whatnymphsarethese?EGEUSMylord,thisismydaughterhereasleep;
Andthis,Lysander;thisDemetriusis;
ThisHelena,oldNedar’sHelena:
Iwonderoftheirbeingheretogether。THESEUSNodoubttheyroseupearlytoobserveTheriteofMay,andhearingourintent,Camehereingraceoursolemnity。
Butspeak,Egeus;isnotthisthedayThatHermiashouldgiveanswerofherchoice?EGEUSItis,mylord。THESEUSGo,bidthehuntsmenwakethemwiththeirhorns。
Hornsandshoutwithin。LYSANDER,DEMETRIUS,HELENA,andHERMIAwakeandstartupGoodmorrow,friends。SaintValentineispast:
Beginthesewood-birdsbuttocouplenow?LYSANDERPardon,mylord。THESEUSIprayyouall,standup。
Iknowyoutwoarerivalenemies:
Howcomesthisgentleconcordintheworld,Thathatredissofarfromjealousy,Tosleepbyhate,andfearnoenmity?LYSANDERMylord,Ishallreplyamazedly,Halfsleep,halfwaking:butasyet,Iswear,IcannottrulysayhowIcamehere;
But,asIthink,——fortrulywouldIspeak,AndnowdoIbethinkme,soitis,——
IcamewithHermiahither:ourintentWastobegonefromAthens,wherewemight,WithouttheperiloftheAthenianlaw。EGEUSEnough,enough,mylord;youhaveenough:
Ibegthelaw,thelaw,uponhishead。
Theywouldhavestolenaway;theywould,Demetrius,Therebytohavedefeatedyouandme,Youofyourwifeandmeofmyconsent,Ofmyconsentthatsheshouldbeyourwife。DEMETRIUSMylord,fairHelentoldmeoftheirstealth,Ofthistheirpurposehithertothiswood;
AndIinfuryhitherfollow’dthem,FairHelenainfancyfollowingme。
But,mygoodlord,Iwotnotbywhatpower,——
Butbysomepoweritis,——mylovetoHermia,Meltedasthesnow,seemstomenowAstheremembranceofanidlegaudWhichinmychildhoodIdiddoteupon;
Andallthefaith,thevirtueofmyheart,Theobjectandthepleasureofmineeye,IsonlyHelena。Toher,mylord,WasIbetroth’dereIsawHermia:
But,likeinsickness,didIloathethisfood;
But,asinhealth,cometomynaturaltaste,NowIdowishit,loveit,longforit,Andwillforevermorebetruetoit。THESEUSFairlovers,youarefortunatelymet:
Ofthisdiscoursewemorewillhearanon。
Egeus,Iwilloverbearyourwill;
ForinthetemplebyandbywithusThesecouplesshalleternallybeknit:
And,forthemorningnowissomethingworn,Ourpurposedhuntingshallbesetaside。
AwaywithustoAthens;threeandthree,We’llholdafeastingreatsolemnity。
Come,Hippolyta。
ExeuntTHESEUS,HIPPOLYTA,EGEUS,andtrainDEMETRIUSThesethingsseemsmallandundistinguishable,HERMIAMethinksIseethesethingswithpartedeye,Wheneverythingseemsdouble。HELENASomethinks:
AndIhavefoundDemetriuslikeajewel,Mineown,andnotmineown。DEMETRIUSAreyousureThatweareawake?ItseemstomeThatyetwesleep,wedream。DonotyouthinkThedukewashere,andbidusfollowhim?HERMIAYea;andmyfather。HELENAAndHippolyta。LYSANDERAndhedidbidusfollowtothetemple。DEMETRIUSWhy,then,weareawake:let’sfollowhimAndbythewayletusrecountourdreams。
ExeuntBOTTOM[Awaking]Whenmycuecomes,callme,andIwillanswer:mynextis,’MostfairPyramus。’Heigh-ho!
PeterQuince!Flute,thebellows-mender!Snout,thetinker!Starveling!God’smylife,stolenhence,andleftmeasleep!Ihavehadamostrarevision。Ihavehadadream,pastthewitofmantosaywhatdreamitwas:manisbutanass,ifhegoabouttoexpoundthisdream。MethoughtIwas——thereisnomancantellwhat。MethoughtIwas,——andmethoughtIhad,——butmanisbutapatchedfool,ifhewilloffertosaywhatmethoughtIhad。Theeyeofmanhathnotheard,theearofmanhathnotseen,man’shandisnotabletotaste,histonguetoconceive,norhishearttoreport,whatmydreamwas。IwillgetPeterQuincetowriteaballadofthisdream:itshallbecalledBottom’sDream,becauseithathnobottom;andIwillsingitinthelatterendofaplay,beforetheduke:
peradventure,tomakeitthemoregracious,I
shallsingitatherdeath。
ExitSCENEII。Athens。QUINCE’Shouse。EnterQUINCE,FLUTE,SNOUT,andSTARVELINGQUINCEHaveyousenttoBottom’shouse?ishecomehomeyet?STARVELINGHecannotbeheardof。Outofdoubtheistransported。FLUTEIfhecomenot,thentheplayismarred:
itgoesnotforward,dothit?QUINCEItisnotpossible:youhavenotamaninallAthensabletodischargePyramusbuthe。FLUTENo,hehathsimplythebestwitofanyhandicraftmaninAthens。QUINCEYeaandthebestpersontoo;andheisaveryparamourforasweetvoice。FLUTEYoumustsay’paragon:’aparamouris,Godblessus,athingofnaught。
EnterSNUGSNUGMasters,thedukeiscomingfromthetemple,andthereistwoorthreelordsandladiesmoremarried:
ifoursporthadgoneforward,wehadallbeenmademen。FLUTEOsweetbullyBottom!Thushathhelostsixpenceadayduringhislife;hecouldnothave’scapedsixpenceaday:anthedukehadnotgivenhimsixpenceadayforplayingPyramus,I’llbehanged;
hewouldhavedeservedit:sixpenceadayinPyramus,ornothing。
EnterBOTTOMBOTTOMWherearetheselads?wherearethesehearts?QUINCEBottom!Omostcourageousday!Omosthappyhour!BOTTOMMasters,Iamtodiscoursewonders:butaskmenotwhat;forifItellyou,IamnotrueAthenian。
I
willtellyoueverything,rightasitfellout。QUINCELetushear,sweetBottom。BOTTOMNotawordofme。AllthatIwilltellyouis,thatthedukehathdined。Getyourappareltogether,goodstringstoyourbeards,newribbonstoyourpumps;meetpresentlyatthepalace;everymanlooko’erhispart;fortheshortandthelongis,ourplayispreferred。Inanycase,letThisbyhavecleanlinen;andletnothimthatplaysthelionpairhisnails,fortheyshallhangoutforthelion’sclaws。And,mostdearactors,eatnoonionsnorgarlic,forwearetouttersweetbreath;
andI
donotdoubtbuttohearthemsay,itisasweetcomedy。Nomorewords:away!go,away!
ExeuntACTVSCENEI。Athens。ThepalaceofTHESEUS。EnterTHESEUS,HIPPOLYTA,PHILOSTRATE,LordsandAttendantsHIPPOLYTA’TisstrangemyTheseus,thattheseloversspeakof。THESEUSMorestrangethantrue:InevermaybelieveTheseantiquefables,northesefairytoys。
Loversandmadmenhavesuchseethingbrains,Suchshapingfantasies,thatapprehendMorethancoolreasonevercomprehends。
Thelunatic,theloverandthepoetAreofimaginationallcompact:
Oneseesmoredevilsthanvasthellcanhold,Thatis,themadman:thelover,allasfrantic,SeesHelen’sbeautyinabrowofEgypt:
Thepoet’seye,infinefrenzyrolling,Dothglancefromheaventoearth,fromearthtoheaven;
AndasimaginationbodiesforthTheformsofthingsunknown,thepoet’spenTurnsthemtoshapesandgivestoairynothingAlocalhabitationandaname。
Suchtrickshathstrongimagination,Thatifitwouldbutapprehendsomejoy,Itcomprehendssomebringerofthatjoy;
Orinthenight,imaginingsomefear,Howeasyisabushsupposedabear!HIPPOLYTAButallthestoryofthenighttoldover,Andalltheirmindstransfiguredsotogether,Morewitnesseththanfancy’simagesAndgrowstosomethingofgreatconstancy;
But,howsoever,strangeandadmirable。THESEUSHerecomethelovers,fullofjoyandmirth。
EnterLYSANDER,DEMETRIUS,HERMIA,andHELENA
Joy,gentlefriends!joyandfreshdaysofloveAccompanyyourhearts!LYSANDERMorethantousWaitinyourroyalwalks,yourboard,yourbed!THESEUSComenow;whatmasques,whatdancesshallwehave,TowearawaythislongageofthreehoursBetweenourafter-supperandbed-time?
Whereisourusualmanagerofmirth?
Whatrevelsareinhand?Istherenoplay,Toeasetheanguishofatorturinghour?
CallPhilostrate。PHILOSTRATEHere,mightyTheseus。THESEUSSay,whatabridgementhaveyouforthisevening?
Whatmasque?whatmusic?HowshallwebeguileThelazytime,ifnotwithsomedelight?PHILOSTRATEThereisabriefhowmanysportsareripe:
Makechoiceofwhichyourhighnesswillseefirst。
GivingapaperTHESEUS[Reads]’ThebattlewiththeCentaurs,tobesungByanAthenianeunuchtotheharp。’
We’llnoneofthat:thathaveItoldmylove,IngloryofmykinsmanHercules。
Reads’TheriotofthetipsyBacchanals,TearingtheThraciansingerintheirrage。’
Thatisanolddevice;anditwasplay’dWhenIfromThebescamelastaconqueror。
Reads’ThethricethreeMusesmourningforthedeathOfLearning,latedeceasedinbeggary。’
Thatissomesatire,keenandcritical,Notsortingwithanuptialceremony。
Reads’AtediousbriefsceneofyoungPyramusAndhisloveThisbe;verytragicalmirth。’
Merryandtragical!tediousandbrief!
Thatis,hoticeandwondrousstrangesnow。
Howshallwefindtheconcordofthisdiscord?PHILOSTRATEAplaythereis,mylord,sometenwordslong,WhichisasbriefasIhaveknownaplay;
Butbytenwords,mylord,itistoolong,Whichmakesittedious;forinalltheplayThereisnotonewordapt,oneplayerfitted:
Andtragical,mynoblelord,itis;
ForPyramusthereindothkillhimself。
Which,whenIsawrehearsed,Imustconfess,Mademineeyeswater;butmoremerrytearsThepassionofloudlaughternevershed。THESEUSWhataretheythatdoplayit?PHILOSTRATEHard-handedmenthatworkinAthenshere,Whichneverlabour’dintheirmindstillnow,Andnowhavetoil’dtheirunbreathedmemoriesWiththissameplay,againstyournuptial。THESEUSAndwewillhearit。PHILOSTRATENo,mynoblelord;
Itisnotforyou:Ihavehearditover,Anditisnothing,nothingintheworld;
Unlessyoucanfindsportintheirintents,Extremelystretch’dandconn’dwithcruelpain,Todoyouservice。THESEUSIwillhearthatplay;
Forneveranythingcanbeamiss,Whensimplenessanddutytenderit。
Go,bringthemin:andtakeyourplaces,ladies。
ExitPHILOSTRATEHIPPOLYTAIlovenottoseewretchednesso’erchargedAnddutyinhisserviceperishing。THESEUSWhy,gentlesweet,youshallseenosuchthing。HIPPOLYTAHesaystheycandonothinginthiskind。THESEUSThekinderwe,togivethemthanksfornothing。
Oursportshallbetotakewhattheymistake:
Andwhatpoordutycannotdo,noblerespectTakesitinmight,notmerit。
WhereIhavecome,greatclerkshavepurposedTogreetmewithpremeditatedwelcomes;
WhereIhaveseenthemshiverandlookpale,Makeperiodsinthemidstofsentences,ThrottletheirpractisedaccentintheirfearsAndinconclusiondumblyhavebrokeoff,Notpayingmeawelcome。Trustme,sweet,OutofthissilenceyetIpick’dawelcome;
AndinthemodestyoffearfuldutyIreadasmuchasfromtherattlingtongueOfsaucyandaudaciouseloquence。
Love,therefore,andtongue-tiedsimplicityInleastspeakmost,tomycapacity。
Re-enterPHILOSTRATEPHILOSTRATESopleaseyourgrace,thePrologueisaddress’d。THESEUSLethimapproach。
FlourishoftrumpetsEnterQUINCEfortheProloguePrologueIfweoffend,itiswithourgoodwill。
Thatyoushouldthink,wecomenottooffend,Butwithgoodwill。Toshowoursimpleskill,Thatisthetruebeginningofourend。
Considerthenwecomebutindespite。
Wedonotcomeasmindingtocontestyou,Ourtrueintentis。AllforyourdelightWearenothere。Thatyoushouldhererepentyou,TheactorsareathandandbytheirshowYoushallknowallthatyouareliketoknow。THESEUSThisfellowdothnotstanduponpoints。LYSANDERHehathridhisprologuelikearoughcolt;heknowsnotthestop。Agoodmoral,mylord:itisnotenoughtospeak,buttospeaktrue。HIPPOLYTAIndeedhehathplayedonhisprologuelikeachildonarecorder;asound,butnotingovernment。THESEUSHisspeech,waslikeatangledchain;
nothingimpaired,butalldisordered。Whoisnext?
EnterPyramusandThisbe,Wall,Moonshine,andLionPrologueGentles,perchanceyouwonderatthisshow;
Butwonderon,tilltruthmakeallthingsplain。
ThismanisPyramus,ifyouwouldknow;
ThisbeauteousladyThisbyiscertain。
Thisman,withlimeandrough-cast,dothpresentWall,thatvileWallwhichdidtheseloverssunder;
AndthroughWall’schink,poorsouls,theyarecontentTowhisper。Atthewhichletnomanwonder。
Thisman,withlanthorn,dog,andbushofthorn,PresentethMoonshine;for,ifyouwillknow,BymoonshinedidtheseloversthinknoscornTomeetatNinus’tomb,there,theretowoo。
Thisgrislybeast,whichLionhightbyname,ThetrustyThisby,comingfirstbynight,Didscareaway,orratherdidaffright;
And,asshefled,hermantleshedidfall,WhichLionvilewithbloodymouthdidstain。
AnoncomesPyramus,sweetyouthandtall,AndfindshistrustyThisby’smantleslain:
Whereat,withblade,withbloodyblamefulblade,Hebravelybroach’disboilingbloodybreast;
AndThisby,tarryinginmulberryshade,Hisdaggerdrew,anddied。Foralltherest,LetLion,Moonshine,Wall,andloverstwainAtlargediscourse,whileheretheydoremain。
ExeuntPrologue,Thisbe,Lion,andMoonshineTHESEUSIwonderifthelionbetospeak。DEMETRIUSNowonder,mylord:onelionmay,whenmanyassesdo。WallInthissameinterludeitdothbefallThatI,oneSnoutbyname,presentawall;
Andsuchawall,asIwouldhaveyouthink,Thathadinitacranniedholeorchink,Throughwhichthelovers,PyramusandThisby,Didwhisperoftenverysecretly。
Thisloam,thisrough-castandthisstonedothshowThatIamthatsamewall;thetruthisso:
Andthisthecrannyis,rightandsinister,Throughwhichthefearfulloversaretowhisper。THESEUSWouldyoudesirelimeandhairtospeakbetter?DEMETRIUSItisthewittiestpartitionthateverIhearddiscourse,mylord。
EnterPyramusTHESEUSPyramusdrawsnearthewall:silence!PyramusOgrim-look’dnight!Onightwithhuesoblack!
Onight,whicheverartwhendayisnot!
Onight,Onight!alack,alack,alack,IfearmyThisby’spromiseisforgot!
Andthou,Owall,Osweet,Olovelywall,Thatstand’stbetweenherfather’sgroundandmine!
Thouwall,Owall,Osweetandlovelywall,Showmethychink,toblinkthroughwithmineeyne!
WallholdsuphisfingersThanks,courteouswall:Joveshieldtheewellforthis!
ButwhatseeI?NoThisbydoIsee。
Owickedwall,throughwhomIseenobliss!
Cursedbethystonesforthusdeceivingme!THESEUSThewall,methinks,beingsensible,shouldcurseagain。PyramusNo,intruth,sir,heshouldnot。’Deceivingme’
isThisby’scue:sheistoenternow,andIamtospyherthroughthewall。Youshallsee,itwillfallpatasItoldyou。Yondershecomes。
EnterThisbeThisbeOwall,fulloftenhastthouheardmymoans,ForpartingmyfairPyramusandme!
Mycherrylipshaveoftenkiss’dthystones,Thystoneswithlimeandhairknitupinthee。PyramusIseeavoice:nowwillItothechink,TospyanIcanhearmyThisby’sface。Thisby!ThisbeMylovethouart,myloveIthink。PyramusThinkwhatthouwilt,Iamthylover’sgrace;
And,likeLimander,amItrustystill。ThisbeAndIlikeHelen,tilltheFatesmekill。PyramusNotShafalustoProcruswassotrue。ThisbeAsShafalustoProcrus,Itoyou。PyramusOkissmethroughtheholeofthisvilewall!ThisbeIkissthewall’shole,notyourlipsatall。PyramusWiltthouatNinny’stombmeetmestraightway?Thisbe’Tidelife,’tidedeath,Icomewithoutdelay。
ExeuntPyramusandThisbeWallThushaveI,Wall,mypartdischargedso;
And,beingdone,thusWallawaydothgo。
ExitTHESEUSNowisthemuraldownbetweenthetwoneighbours。DEMETRIUSNoremedy,mylord,whenwallsaresowilfultohearwithoutwarning。HIPPOLYTAThisisthesillieststuffthateverIheard。THESEUSThebestinthiskindarebutshadows;
andtheworstarenoworse,ifimaginationamendthem。HIPPOLYTAItmustbeyourimaginationthen,andnottheirs。THESEUSIfweimaginenoworseofthemthantheyofthemselves,theymaypassforexcellentmen。
Herecometwonoblebeastsin,amanandalion。
EnterLionandMoonshineLionYou,ladies,you,whosegentleheartsdofearThesmallestmonstrousmousethatcreepsonfloor,Maynowperchancebothquakeandtremblehere,Whenlionroughinwildestragedothroar。
ThenknowthatI,oneSnugthejoiner,amAlion-fell,norelsenolion’sdam;
For,ifIshouldaslioncomeinstrifeIntothisplace,’twerepityonmylife。THESEUSAverygentlebeast,ofagoodconscience。DEMETRIUSTheverybestatabeast,mylord,thate’erIsaw。LYSANDERThislionisaveryfoxforhisvalour。THESEUSTrue;andagooseforhisdiscretion。DEMETRIUSNotso,mylord;forhisvalourcannotcarryhisdiscretion;andthefoxcarriesthegoose。THESEUSHisdiscretion,Iamsure,cannotcarryhisvalour;
forthegoosecarriesnotthefox。Itiswell:
leaveittohisdiscretion,andletuslistentothemoon。MoonshineThislanthorndoththehornedmoonpresent;——DEMETRIUSHeshouldhavewornthehornsonhishead。THESEUSHeisnocrescent,andhishornsareinvisiblewithinthecircumference。MoonshineThislanthorndoththehornedmoonpresent;
Myselfthemani’themoondoseemtobe。THESEUSThisisthegreatesterrorofalltherest:themanshouldbeputintothelanthorn。Howisitelsethemani’themoon?DEMETRIUSHedaresnotcomethereforthecandle;
for,yousee,itisalreadyinsnuff。HIPPOLYTAIamawearyofthismoon:wouldhewouldchange!THESEUSItappears,byhissmalllightofdiscretion,thatheisinthewane;butyet,incourtesy,inallreason,wemuststaythetime。LYSANDERProceed,Moon。MoonshineAllthatIhavetosay,is,totellyouthatthelanthornisthemoon;I,themaninthemoon;
thisthorn-bush,mythorn-bush;andthisdog,mydog。DEMETRIUSWhy,alltheseshouldbeinthelanthorn;
foralltheseareinthemoon。But,silence!herecomesThisbe。
EnterThisbeThisbeThisisoldNinny’stomb。Whereismylove?Lion[Roaring]Oh——
ThisberunsoffDEMETRIUSWellroared,Lion。THESEUSWellrun,Thisbe。HIPPOLYTAWellshone,Moon。Truly,themoonshineswithagoodgrace。
TheLionshakesThisbe’smantle,andexitTHESEUSWellmoused,Lion。LYSANDERAndsothelionvanished。DEMETRIUSAndthencamePyramus。
EnterPyramusPyramusSweetMoon,Ithanktheeforthysunnybeams;
Ithankthee,Moon,forshiningnowsobright;
For,bythygracious,golden,glitteringgleams,ItrusttotakeoftruestThisbysight。
Butstay,Ospite!
Butmark,poorknight,Whatdreadfuldoleishere!
Eyes,doyousee?
Howcanitbe?
Odaintyduck!Odear!
Thymantlegood,What,stain’dwithblood!
Approach,yeFuriesfell!
OFates,come,come,Cutthreadandthrum;
Quail,crush,conclude,andquell!THESEUSThispassion,andthedeathofadearfriend,wouldgoneartomakeamanlooksad。HIPPOLYTABeshrewmyheart,butIpitytheman。PyramusOwherefore,Nature,didstthoulionsframe?
Sincelionvilehathheredeflower’dmydear:
Whichis——no,no——whichwasthefairestdameThatlived,thatloved,thatliked,thatlook’dwithcheer。
Come,tears,confound;
Out,sword,andwoundThepapofPyramus;
Ay,thatleftpap,Whereheartdothhop:
StabshimselfThusdieI,thus,thus,thus。
NowamIdead,NowamIfled;
Mysoulisinthesky:
Tongue,losethylight;
Moontakethyflight:
ExitMoonshineNowdie,die,die,die,die。
DiesDEMETRIUSNodie,butanace,forhim;forheisbutone。LYSANDERLessthananace,man;forheisdead;
heisnothing。THESEUSWiththehelpofasurgeonhemightyetrecover,andproveanass。HIPPOLYTAHowchanceMoonshineisgonebeforeThisbecomesbackandfindsherlover?THESEUSShewillfindhimbystarlight。Hereshecomes;andherpassionendstheplay。
Re-enterThisbeHIPPOLYTAMethinkssheshouldnotusealongoneforsuchaPyramus:Ihopeshewillbebrief。DEMETRIUSAmotewillturnthebalance,whichPyramus,whichThisbe,isthebetter;heforaman,Godwarrantus;
sheforawoman,Godblessus。LYSANDERShehathspiedhimalreadywiththosesweeteyes。DEMETRIUSAndthusshemeans,videlicet:——ThisbeAsleep,mylove?
What,dead,mydove?
OPyramus,arise!
Speak,speak。Quitedumb?
Dead,dead?AtombMustcoverthysweeteyes。
TheseMylips,Thischerrynose,Theseyellowcowslipcheeks,Aregone,aregone:
Lovers,makemoan:
Hiseyesweregreenasleeks。
OSistersThree,Come,cometome,Withhandsaspaleasmilk;
Laythemingore,SinceyouhaveshoreWithshearshisthreadofsilk。
Tongue,notaword:
Come,trustysword;
Come,blade,mybreastimbrue:
StabsherselfAnd,farewell,friends;
ThusThisbyends:
Adieu,adieu,adieu。
DiesTHESEUSMoonshineandLionarelefttoburythedead。DEMETRIUSAy,andWalltoo。BOTTOM[Startingup]Noassureyou;thewallisdownthatpartedtheirfathers。Willitpleaseyoutoseetheepilogue,ortohearaBergomaskdancebetweentwoofourcompany?THESEUSNoepilogue,Iprayyou;foryourplayneedsnoexcuse。Neverexcuse;forwhentheplayersarealldead,thereneedsnonetobeblamed。Marry,ifhethatwritithadplayedPyramusandhangedhimselfinThisbe’sgarter,itwouldhavebeenafinetragedy:andsoitis,truly;andverynotablydischarged。Butcome,yourBergomask:letyourepiloguealone。
AdanceTheirontongueofmidnighthathtoldtwelve:
Lovers,tobed;’tisalmostfairytime。
Ifearweshallout-sleepthecomingmornAsmuchaswethisnighthaveoverwatch’d。
Thispalpable-grossplayhathwellbeguiledTheheavygaitofnight。Sweetfriends,tobed。
Afortnightholdwethissolemnity,Innightlyrevelsandnewjollity。
ExeuntEnterPUCKPUCKNowthehungrylionroars,Andthewolfbehowlsthemoon;
Whilsttheheavyploughmansnores,Allwithwearytaskfordone。
Nowthewastedbrandsdoglow,Whilstthescreech-owl,screechingloud,PutsthewretchthatliesinwoeInremembranceofashroud。
NowitisthetimeofnightThatthegravesallgapingwide,Everyoneletsforthhissprite,Inthechurch-waypathstoglide:
Andwefairies,thatdorunBythetripleHecate’steam,Fromthepresenceofthesun,Followingdarknesslikeadream,Nowarefrolic:notamouseShalldisturbthishallow’dhouse:
Iamsentwithbroombefore,Tosweepthedustbehindthedoor。
EnterOBERONandTITANIAwiththeirtrainOBERONThroughthehousegivegatheringlight,Bythedeadanddrowsyfire:
EveryelfandfairyspriteHopaslightasbirdfrombrier;
Andthisditty,afterme,Sing,anddanceittrippingly。TITANIAFirst,rehearseyoursongbyroteToeachwordawarblingnote:
Handinhand,withfairygrace,Willwesing,andblessthisplace。
SonganddanceOBERONNow,untilthebreakofday,Throughthishouseeachfairystray。
Tothebestbride-bedwillwe,Whichbyusshallblessedbe;
AndtheissuetherecreateEvershallbefortunate。
SoshallallthecouplesthreeEvertrueinlovingbe;
AndtheblotsofNature’shandShallnotintheirissuestand;
Nevermole,harelip,norscar,Normarkprodigious,suchasareDespisedinnativity,Shallupontheirchildrenbe。
Withthisfield-dewconsecrate,Everyfairytakehisgait;
Andeachseveralchamberbless,Throughthispalace,withsweetpeace;
AndtheownerofitblestEvershallinsafetyrest。
Tripaway;makenostay;
Meetmeallbybreakofday。
ExeuntOBERON,TITANIA,andtrainPUCKIfweshadowshaveoffended,Thinkbutthis,andallismended,Thatyouhavebutslumber’dhereWhilethesevisionsdidappear。
Andthisweakandidletheme,Nomoreyieldingbutadream,Gentles,donotreprehend:
ifyoupardon,wewillmend:
And,asIamanhonestPuck,IfwehaveunearnedluckNowto’scapetheserpent’stongue,Wewillmakeamendserelong;
ElsethePuckaliarcall;
So,goodnightuntoyouall。
Givemeyourhands,ifwebefriends,AndRobinshallrestoreamends。