BurnamyhadfoundthePosthofforthem,ashehadfoundmostoftheotheragreeablethingsinCarlsbad,whichhebroughttotheirknowledgeonebyone,withsuchforethoughtthatMarchsaidhehopedheshouldbecaredforinhisdecliningyearsasaneditorratherthanasafather;therewasnotendernesslikeayoungcontributor’s。
ManypeoplefromthehotelsonthehillfoundatPupp’sjustthetimeandspacebetweentheirlastcupofwaterandtheirfirstcupofcoffeewhichareprescribedatCarlsbad;buttheMarcheswereawaresomehowfromthebeginningthatPupp’shadnottheholdupontheworldatbreakfastwhichithadatthemid-daydinner,oratsupperontheeveningswhentheconcertwasthere。Stillitwasamusing,andtheywerepatientofBurnamy’sdelaytillhecouldgetamorningofffromStollerandgowiththemtothePosthof。HemetMrs。Marchinthereading-room,whereMarchwastojointhemonhiswayfromthespringswithhisbagofbread。TheearlierusageofbuyingthedelicatepinkslicesofWestphaliaham,whichformthechiefmotiveofaCarlsbadbreakfast,atacertainshopinthetown,andcarryingthemtothecaf?withyou,isnolongerofsuchbindingforceasthecustomofgettingyourbreadattheSwissbakery。
Youchooseityourselfatthecounter,whichbeginstobecrowdedbyhalfpastseven,andwhenyouhavecollectedtheprescribedloavesintothebasketofmetallicfiligreegivenyoubyoneofthebaker’smaids,sheputsitintoatissue-paperbagofagayredcolor,andyoujointheotherinvalidsstreamingawayfromthebakery,theirpaperbagsmakingafestiverustlingastheygo。
Tworoadsleadoutofthetownintothelovelymeadow-lands,agoodmileupthebrawlingTepl,beforetheyjoinontherightsideofthetorrent,wherethePosthoflurksnestledundertreeswhoseboughsletthesunandrainimpartiallythroughuponitsarmyoflittletables。BythistimetheslowomnibusplyingbetweenCarlsbadandsomevillagesinthevalleybeyondhascrossedfromtheleftbanktotheright,andkeepsonpasthalfadozenothercafes,wherepatientswhoseprescriptionsmarshalthembeyondthePosthofdropoffbythedozensandscores。
TheroadontheleftbankoftheTepliswildandoverhungatpointswithwoodedsteeps,whenitleavesthetown;butontherightitisborderedwithshopsandrestaurantsagreatpartofitslength。Inleafynooksbetweenthese,uphillwalksbegintheirclimbofthemountains,fromthefootofvotiveshrinessetroundwithtabletscommemoratinginGerman,French,Russian,Hebrew,MagyarandCzech,thecureofhigh-well-bornsofallthoseracesandlanguages。Boothsglitteringwiththelapidary’sworkinthecheapergems,orfulloftheingeniousfiguresofthetoy-
makers,alternatewiththeshrinesandthecafesonthewaytothePosthof,andwiththeirshouldersagainsttheoverhangingcliff,spreadforthepassingcrowdalureofViennesejewelryingarnets,opals,amethysts,andthelike,andofsuchBohemianplaythingsascarrot-eatingrabbits,worsted-workingcats,dancing-bears,andpeacocksthatstrutaboutthefeetofthepassersandexpandtheiriridescenttailsinmimicpride。
Burnamygothischargeswithdifficultybytheshrinesinwhichtheyfeltthefar-reflectedcharmofthecrucifixesofthewhite-hotItalianhighwaysoftheirearlytravel,andbythetoyshopswheretheyhadamechanical,out-datedimpulsetogetsomethingforthechildren,endinginapangforthefactthattheywerechildrennolonger。HewaitedpolitelywhileMrs。Marchmadeuphermindthatshewouldnotbuyanylacesofthemotherlyoldwomenwhoshowedthemunderpent-roofsonway-
sidetables;andhewaitedpatientlyatthegateoftheflower-gardensbeyondtheshopswhereMarchboughtlavishlyofsweetpeasefromthebusinesslikeflower-woman,andfeignedagratefuljoyinherbecausesheknewnoEnglish,andgavehimachanceofspeakinghisGerman。
“You’llfind。”hesaid,astheycrossedtheroadagain,“thatit’swelltotrifleagooddeal;itmakesthetimepass。Ishouldstillbelaggingalonginmythirtiesifithadn’tbeenforfooling,andhereIamwelloninmyfifties,andMrs。Marchisyoungerthanever。”
Theywereatthegateofthegardenandgroundsofthecaf?atlast,andaturnofthepathbroughtthemtotheprospectofitstables,underthetrees,betweenthetwolongglazedgallerieswherethebreakfasterstakerefugeatothertableswhenitrains;itrainsnearlyalways,andthetrunksofthetreesareasgreenwithdampasifpainted;butthatmorningthesunwasshining。Atthevergeoftheopenspaceagroupofprettyserving-maids,eachwithhernameonasilverbandpinneduponherbreast,metthemandbadethema’GutenMorgen’ofalmostcheerfulnote,butgaveway,toaneagerlittlesmilingblonde,whocamepushingdownthepathatsightofBurnamy,andclaimedhimforherown。
“Ah,Lili!Wewantanextragoodtable,thismorning。ThesearesomeAmericanExcellencies,andyoumustdoyourbestforthem。”
“Oh,yes。”thegirlansweredinEnglish,afteraradiantsalutationoftheMarches;“Igetyouone。
“Youarealittlemoreformerly,to-day,andIdidn’thadonealready。”
Sheranamongthetablesalongtheedgeofthewesternedgeofthegallery,andwasfarbeyondhearinghisprotestthathewasnotearlierthanusualwhenshebeckonedhimtothetableshehadfound。Shehadcrowdeditinbetweentwobelongingtoothergirls,andbythetimeherbreakfasterscameupshewasreadyfortheirorder,withthepoutingpretencethatthegirlsalwaystriedtorobherofthebestplaces。
Burnamyexplainedproudly,whenshewent,thatnoneoftheothergirlsevergotanadvantageofher;shehadmorecustomthananythreeofthem,andshehadhiredamantohelphercarryherorders。Thegirlswereallfromtheneighboringvillages,hesaid,andtheylivedathomeinthewinterontheirsummertips;theirwageswerenothing,orless,forsometimestheypaidfortheirplaces。
“Whatamassofinformation!”saidMarch。“Howdidyoucomebyit?”
“Newspaperhabitofinterviewingtheuniverse。”
“It’snotabadhabit,ifonedoesn’tcarryittoofar。HowdidLililearnherEnglish?”
“Shetakeslessonsinthewinter。She’saperfectlittleelectricmotor。
Idon’tbelieveanyYankeegirlcouldequalher。”
“Shewouldexpecttomarryamillionaireifshedid。Whatastonishesoneoverhereistoseehowcontentedlypeopleprosperalongontheirownlevel。Andthewomendotwicetheworkofthemenwithoutexpectingtoequaltheminanyotherway。AtPupp’s,ifwegotooneendoftheout-
doorrestaurant,ittakesthreementowaitonus:onetobringourcoffeeortea,anothertobringourbreadandmeat,andanothertomakeoutourbill,andIhavetotipallthreeofthem。Ifwegototheotherend,onegirlservesus,andIhavetogiveonlyonefee;ImakeitlessthantheleastIgiveanythreeofthemenwaiters。”
“Yououghttobeashamedofthat。”saidhiswife。
“I’mnot。I’msimplyproudofyoursex,mydear。”
“Womendonearlyeverything,here。”saidBurnamy,impartially。“TheybuiltthatbignewKaiserbadbuilding:mixedthemortar,carriedthehods,andlaidthestone。”
“Thatmakesmeprouderofthesexthanever。Butcome,Mr。Burnamy!
Isn’tthereanybodyofpoliteinterestthatyouknowofinthiscrowd?”
“Well,Ican’tsay。”Burnamyhesitated。
Thebreakfastershadbeenthrongingintothegroveandthegalleries;thetableswerealreadyfilled,andmenwerebringingothertablesontheirheads,andmakingplacesforthem,withentreatiesforpardoneverywhere;
theproprietorwasanxiouslydirectingthem;theprettyserving-girlswererunningtoandfromthekitcheninabuildingapartwithshrill,sweetpromisesofhaste。Themorningsunfellbrokenthroughtheleavesonthegayhatsanddressesoftheladies,anddappledthefiguresofthemenwithharlequinpatchesoflightandshade。Atallwoman,withasortofsharpenedbeauty,andanartificialpermanencyoftintinhercheeksandyellowhair,cametrailingherselfupthesun-shotpath,andfound,withhardyinsistenceuponthepublicity,placesforthesurly-looking,down-facedyoungmanbehindher,andforhermaidandherblackpoodle;
thedogwasliketheblackpoodleoutofFaust。Burnamyhadheardherhistory;infact,hehadalreadyroughedoutapoemonit,whichhecalledEuropa,notaftertheoldfable,butbecauseitseemedtohimthatsheexpressedEurope,ononesideofitscivilization,andhadanauthorizedplaceinitsorder,asshewouldnothavehadinours。ShewaswhereshewasbyatolerationofcertainsocialfactswhichcorrespondsinEuropetoourreverenceforthevestedinterests。Inherhistorythere,hadbeenofficersandbankers;evenforeigndignitaries;
nowtherewasthissullenyoungfellow……BurnamyhadwonderedifitwoulddotoofferhispoemtoMarch,butthepresenceoftheoriginalabashedhim,andinhismindhehadtornthepoemup,withaheartacheforitsaptness。
“Idon’tbelieve。”hesaid,“thatIrecognize-anycelebritieshere。”
“I’msorry。”saidMarch。“Mrs。MarchwouldhavebeengladofsomeHoheits,someGrafsandGrafins,orafewExcellenzes,orevensomemerewell-borns。Butwemusttrytogetalongwiththepicturesqueness。”
“I’msatisfiedwiththepicturesqueness。”saidhiswife。“Don’tworryaboutme,Mr。Burnamy。“Whycan’twehavethissortofthingathome?”
“We’regettingsomethinglikeitintheroof-gardens。”saidMarch。”
Wecouldn’thaveitnaturallybecausetheclimateisagainstit,withus。
Atthistimeinthemorningoverthere,thesunwouldbeburningthelifeoutoftheair,andtheflieswouldbeswarmingoneverytable。AtnineA。M。themosquitoeswouldbeeatingusupinsuchagroveasthis。Sowehavetouseartifice,andliftourPosthofabovethefly-lineandthemosquito-lineintothenightair。Ihaven’tseenaflysinceIcametoEurope。Ireallymissthem;itmakesmehomesick。”
“ThereareplentyinItaly。”hiswifesuggested。
“Wemustgetdowntherebeforewegohome。”
“ButwhydidnobodyevertellusthattherewerenofliesinGermany?
Whydidnotravellereverputitinhisbook?Whenyourstewardesssaidsoonthesteamer,Irememberthatyouregardeditasabluff。”HeturnedtoBurnamy,whowaslisteningwiththedeferenceofacontributor:
“Isn’tLiliratherlong?Imeanforsuchaverypromptperson。Oh,no!”
ButBurnamygottohisfeet,andshouted“Fraulein!”toLili;withherhirelingatherheelsshewasflyingdownadistantaislebetweenthetables。Shecalledback,withafacelaughingoverhershoulder,“Inaminute!”andvanishedinthecrowd。
“Doesthatmeananythinginparticular?There’sreallynohurry。”