’Isay,’hebegan,withathoughtfulbrow,’haven’tIseenyoubefore?’
’It’slikeyoumay,’saidHugh,inhiscarelessway。’Idon’tknow;shouldn’twonder。’
’No,butit’sveryeasilysettled,’returnedSim。’Lookatme。
DidyoueverseeMEbefore?Youwouldn’tbelikelytoforgetit,youknow,ifyoueverdid。Lookatme。Don’tbeafraid;Iwon’tdoyouanyharm。Takeagoodlook——steadynow。’
TheencouragingwayinwhichMrTappertitmadethisrequest,andcoupleditwithanassurancethatheneedn’tbefrightened,amusedHughmightily——somuchindeed,thatbesawnothingatallofthesmallmanbeforehim,throughclosinghiseyesinafitofheartylaughter,whichshookhisgreatbroadsidesuntiltheyachedagain。
’Come!’saidMrTappertit,growingalittleimpatientunderthisdisrespectfultreatment。’Doyouknowme,feller?’
’NotI,’criedHugh。’Hahaha!NotI!ButIshouldliketo。’
’AndyetI’dhavewageredaseven-shillingpiece。”saidMrTappertit,foldinghisarms,andconfrontinghimwithhislegswideapartandfirmlyplantedontheground,’thatyouoncewerehostlerattheMaypole。’
Hughopenedhiseyesonhearingthis,andlookedathimingreatsurprise。
’——Andsoyouwere,too,’saidMrTappertit,pushinghimawaywithacondescendingplayfulness。’WhendidMYeyeseverdeceive——
unlessitwasayoungwoman!Don’tyouknowmenow?’
’Whyitan’t——’Hughfaltered。
’An’tit?’saidMrTappertit。’Areyousureofthat?YourememberG。Varden,don’tyou?’
CertainlyHughdid,andherememberedD。Vardentoo;butthathedidn’ttellhim。
’Youremembercomingdownthere,beforeIwasoutofmytime,toaskafteravagabondthathadboltedoff,andlefthisdisconsolatefatherapreytothebitterestemotions,andalltherestofit——
don’tyou?’saidMrTappertit。
’OfcourseIdo!’criedHugh。’AndIsawyouthere。’
’Sawmethere!’saidMrTappertit。’Yes,Ishouldthinkyoudidseemethere。Theplacewouldbetroubledtogoonwithoutme。
Don’tyouremembermythinkingyoulikedthevagabond,andonthataccountgoingtoquarrelwithyou;andthenfindingyoudetestedhimworsethanpoison,goingtodrinkwithyou?Don’tyourememberthat?’
’Tobesure!’criedHugh。
’Well!andareyouinthesamemindnow?’saidMrTappertit。
’Yes!’roaredHugh。
’Youspeaklikeaman,’saidMrTappertit,’andI’llshakehandswithyou。’Withtheseconciliatoryexpressionshesuitedtheactiontotheword;andHughmeetinghisadvancesreadily,theyperformedtheceremonywithashowofgreatheartiness。
’Ifind,’saidMrTappertit,lookingroundontheassembledguests,’thatbrotherWhat’s-his-nameandIareoldacquaintance——Youneverheardanythingmoreofthatrascal,Isuppose,eh?’
’Notasyllable,’repliedHugh。’Ineverwantto。Idon’tbelieveIevershall。He’sdeadlongago,Ihope。’
’It’stobehoped,forthesakeofmankindingeneralandthehappinessofsociety,thatheis,’saidMrTappertit,rubbinghispalmuponhislegs,andlookingatitbetweenwhiles。’Isyourotherhandatallcleaner?Muchthesame。Well,I’lloweyouanothershake。We’llsupposeitdone,ifyou’venoobjection。’
Hughlaughedagain,andwithsuchthoroughabandonmenttohismadhumour,thathislimbsseemeddislocated,andhiswholeframeindangeroftumblingtopieces;butMrTappertit,sofarfromreceivingthisextrememerrimentwithanyirritation,waspleasedtoregarditwiththeutmostfavour,andeventojoininit,sofarasoneofhisgravityandstationcould,withanyregardtothatdecencyanddecorumwhichmeninhighplacesareexpectedtomaintain。
MrTappertitdidnotstophere,asmanypubliccharactersmighthavedone,butcallinguphisbraceoflieutenants,introducedHughtothemwithhighcommendation;declaringhimtobeamanwho,atsuchtimesasthoseinwhichtheylived,couldnotbetoomuchcherished。Further,hedidhimthehonourtoremark,thathewouldbeanacquisitionofwhicheventheUnitedBulldogsmightbeproud;
andfinding,uponsoundinghim,thathewasquitereadyandwillingtoenterthesocietyforhewasnotatallparticular,andwouldhaveleaguedhimselfthatnightwithanything,oranybody,foranypurposewhatsoever,causedthenecessarypreliminariestobegoneintouponthespot。ThistributetohisgreatmeritdelightednomanmorethanMrDennis,ashehimselfproclaimedwithseveralrareandsurprisingoaths;andindeeditgaveunmingledsatisfactiontothewholeassembly。
’Makeanythingyoulikeofme!’criedHugh,flourishingthecanhehademptiedmorethanonce。’Putmeonanydutyyouplease。I’myourman。I’lldoit。Here’smycaptain——here’smyleader。Hahaha!Lethimgivemethewordofcommand,andI’llfightthewholeParliamentHousesingle-handed,orsetalightedtorchtotheKing’sThroneitself!’Withthat,hesmoteMrTappertitontheback,withsuchviolencethathislittlebodyseemedtoshrinkintoamerenothing;androaredagainuntiltheveryfoundlingsnearathandwerestartledintheirbeds。
Infact,asenseofsomethingwhimsicalintheircompanionshipseemedtohavetakenentirepossessionofhisrudebrain。Thebarefactofbeingpatronisedbyagreatmanwhomhecouldhavecrushedwithonehand,appearedinhiseyessoeccentricandhumorous,thatakindofferociousmerrimentgainedthemasteryoverhim,andquitesubduedhisbrutalnature。Heroaredandroaredagain;
toastedMrTappertitahundredtimes;declaredhimselfaBulldogtothecore;andvowedtobefaithfultohimtothelastdropofbloodinhisveins。
AllthesecomplimentsMrTappertitreceivedasmattersofcourse——
flatteringenoughintheirway,butentirelyattributabletohisvastsuperiority。Hisdignifiedself-possessiononlydelightedHughthemore;andinaword,thisgiantanddwarfstruckupafriendshipwhichbadefairtobeoflongcontinuance,astheoneheldittobehisrighttocommand,andtheotherconsidereditanexquisitepleasantrytoobey。NorwasHughbyanymeansapassivefollower,whoscrupledtoactwithoutpreciseanddefiniteorders;
forwhenMrTappertitmountedonanemptycaskwhichstoodbywayofrostrumintheroom,andvolunteeredaspeechuponthealarmingcrisisthenathand,heplacedhimselfbesidetheorator,andthoughhegrinnedfromeartoearateverywordhesaid,threwoutsuchexpressivehintstoscoffersinthemanagementofhiscudgel,thatthosewhowereatfirstthemostdisposedtointerrupt,becameremarkablyattentive,andweretheloudestintheirapprobation。
Itwasnotallnoiseandjest,however,atTheBoot,norwerethewholepartylistenerstothespeech。Thereweresomemenattheotherendoftheroomwhichwasalong,low-roofedchamberinearnestconversationallthetime;andwhenanyofthisgroupwentout,freshpeopleweresuretocomeinsoonafterwardsandsitdownintheirplaces,asthoughtheothershadrelievedthemonsomewatchorduty;whichitwasprettycleartheydid,forthesechangestookplacebytheclock,atintervalsofhalfanhour。
Thesepersonswhisperedverymuchamongthemselves,andkeptaloof,andoftenlookedround,asjealousoftheirspeechbeingoverheard;
sometwoorthreeamongthementeredinbookswhatseemedtobereportsfromtheothers;whentheywerenotthusemployedoneofthemwouldturntothenewspaperswhichwerestrewnuponthetable,andfromtheStJames’sChronicle,theHerald,Chronicle,orPublicAdvertiser,wouldreadtotherestinalowvoicesomepassagehavingreferencetothetopicinwhichtheywereallsodeeplyinterested。ButthegreatattractionwasapamphletcalledTheThunderer,whichespousedtheirownopinions,andwassupposedatthattimetoemanatedirectlyfromtheAssociation。Thiswasalwaysinrequest;andwhetherreadaloud,toaneagerknotoflisteners,orbysomesolitaryman,wascertaintobefollowedbystormytalkingandexcitedlooks。
Inthemidstofallhismerriment,andadmirationofhiscaptain,Hughwasmadesensiblebytheseandothertokens,ofthepresenceofanairofmystery,akintothatwhichhadsomuchimpressedhimoutofdoors。Itwasimpossibletodiscardasensethatsomethingseriouswasgoingon,andthatunderthenoisyrevelofthepublic-
house,therelurkedunseenanddangerousmatter。Littleaffectedbythis,however,hewasperfectlysatisfiedwithhisquartersandwouldhaveremainedtheretillmorning,butthathisconductorrosesoonaftermidnight,togohome;MrTappertitfollowinghisexample,lefthimnoexcusetostay。Sotheyallthreeleftthehousetogether:roaringaNo-Poperysonguntilthefieldsresoundedwiththedismalnoise。
Cheerup,captain!’criedHugh,whentheyhadroaredthemselvesoutofbreath。’Anotherstave!’
MrTappertit,nothingloath,beganagain;andsothethreewentstaggeringon,arm-in-arm,shoutinglikemadmen,anddefyingthewatchwithgreatvalour。Indeedthisdidnotrequireanyunusualbraveryorboldness,asthewatchmenofthattime,beingselectedfortheofficeonaccountofexcessiveageandextraordinaryinfirmity,hadacustomofshuttingthemselvesuptightintheirboxesonthefirstsymptomsofdisturbance,andremainingthereuntiltheydisappeared。Intheseproceedings,MrDennis,whohadagruffvoiceandlungsofconsiderablepower,distinguishedhimselfverymuch,andacquiredgreatcreditwithhistwocompanions。
’Whataqueerfellowyouare!’saidMrTappertit。’You’resopreciousslyandclose。Whydon’tyouevertellwhattradeyou’reof?’
’Answerthecaptaininstantly,’criedHugh,beatinghishatdownonhishead;’whydon’tyouevertellwhattradeyou’reof?’
’I’mofasgen-teelacalling,brother,asanymaninEngland——aslightabusinessasanygentlemancoulddesire。’
’Wasyou’prenticedtoit?’askedMrTappertit。
’No。Naturalgenius,’saidMrDennis。’No’prenticing。Itcomebynatur’。MusterGashfordknowsmycalling。Lookatthathandofmine——manyandmanyajobthathandhasdone,withaneatnessanddex-terity,neverknownafore。WhenIlookatthathand,’saidMrDennis,shakingitintheair,’andrememberthehelegantbitsofworkithasturnedoff,Ifeelquitemolloncholytothinkitshouldevergrowoldandfeeble。Butsichislife!’
Heheavedadeepsighasheindulgedinthesereflections,andputtinghisfingerswithanabsentaironHugh’sthroat,andparticularlyunderhisleftear,asifhewerestudyingtheanatomicaldevelopmentofthatpartofhisframe,shookhisheadinadespondentmannerandactuallyshedtears。
’You’reakindofartist,Isuppose——eh!’saidMrTappertit。
’Yes,’rejoinedDennis;’yes——Imaycallmyselfaartist——afancyworkman——artimprovesnatur’——that’smymotto。’
’Andwhatdoyoucallthis?’saidMrTappertittakinghisstickoutofhishand。
’That’smyportraitatop,’Dennisreplied;’d’yethinkit’slike?’
’Why——it’salittletoohandsome,’saidMrTappertit。’Whodidit?
You?’
’I!’repeatedDennis,gazingfondlyonhisimage。’IwishIhadthetalent。Thatwascarvedbyafriendofmine,asisnownomore。Theverydayaforehedied,hecutthatwithhispocket-
knifefrommemory!“I’lldiegame。”saysmyfriend,“andmylastmomentsshallbedewotedtomakingDennis’spicter。”That’sit。’
’Thatwasaqueerfancy,wasn’tit?’saidMrTappertit。
’ItWASaqueerfancy,’rejoinedtheother,breathingonhisfictitiousnose,andpolishingitwiththecuffofhiscoat,’buthewasaqueersubjectaltogether——akindofgipsy——oneofthefinest,stand-upmen,youeversee。Ah!Hetoldmesomethingsthatwouldstartleyouabit,didthatfriendofmine,onthemorningwhenhedied。’
’Youwerewithhimatthetime,wereyou?’saidMrTappertit。
’Yes,’heansweredwithacuriouslook,’Iwasthere。Oh!yescertainly,Iwasthere。Hewouldn’thavegoneoffhalfascomfortablewithoutme。Ihadbeenwiththreeorfourofhisfamilyunderthesamecircumstances。Theywereallfinefellows。’
’Theymusthavebeenfondofyou,’remarkedMrTappertit,lookingathimsideways。
’Idon’tknowthattheywasexactlyfondofme,’saidDennis,withalittlehesitation,’buttheyallhadmenear’emwhentheydeparted。Icomeinfortheirwardrobestoo。Thisveryhandkecherthatyouseeroundmyneck,belongedtohimthatI’vebeenspeakingof——himasdidthatlikeness。’
MrTappertitglancedatthearticlereferredto,andappearedtothinkthatthedeceased’sideasofdresswereofapeculiarandbynomeansanexpensivekind。Hemadenoremarkuponthepoint,however,andsufferedhismysteriouscompaniontoproceedwithoutinterruption。
’Thesesmalls,’saidDennis,rubbinghislegs;’theseverysmalls——
theybelongedtoafriendofminethat’sleftoffsichincumbrancesforever:thiscoattoo——I’veoftenwalkedbehindthiscoat,inthestreet,andwonderedwhetheritwouldevercometome:thispairofshoeshavedancedahornpipeforanotherman,aforemyeyes,fullhalf-a-dozentimesatleast:andastomyhat,’hesaid,takingitoff,andwhirlingitrounduponhisfist——’Lord!I’veseenthishatgoupHolbornontheboxofahackney-coach——ah,manyandmanyaday!’
’Youdon’tmeantosaytheiroldwearersareALLdead,Ihope?’
saidMrTappertit,fallingalittledistancefromhimashespoke。
’Everyoneof’em,’repliedDennis。’EverymanJack!’
Therewassomethingsoveryghastlyinthiscircumstance,anditappearedtoaccount,insuchaverystrangeanddismalmanner,forhisfadeddress——which,inthisnewaspect,seemeddiscolouredbytheearthfromgraves——thatMrTappertitabruptlyfoundhewasgoinganotherway,and,stoppingshort,badehimgoodnightwiththeutmostheartiness。AstheyhappenedtobeneartheOldBailey,andMrDennisknewtherewereturnkeysinthelodgewithwhomhecouldpassthenight,anddiscussprofessionalsubjectsofcommoninterestamongthembeforearousingfire,andoverasocialglass,heseparatedfromhiscompanionswithoutanygreatregret,andwarmlyshakinghandswithHugh,andmakinganearlyappointmentfortheirmeetingatTheBoot,leftthemtopursuetheirroad。
’That’sastrangesortofman,’saidMrTappertit,watchingthehackney-coachman’shatasitwentbobbingdownthestreet。’I
don’tknowwhattomakeofhim。Whycan’thehavehissmallsmadetoorder,orwearliveclothesatanyrate?’
’He’saluckyman,captain,’criedHugh。’Ishouldliketohavesuchfriendsashis。’
’Ihopehedon’tget’emtomaketheirwills,andthenknock’emonthehead,’saidMrTappertit,musing。’Butcome。TheUnitedB。’sexpectme。On!——What’sthematter?’
’Iquiteforgot,’saidHugh,whohadstartedatthestrikingofaneighbouringclock。’Ihavesomebodytoseeto-night——Imustturnbackdirectly。Thedrinkingandsingingputitoutofmyhead。
It’swellIrememberedit!’
MrTappertitlookedathimasthoughhewereabouttogiveutterancetosomeverymajesticsentimentsinreferencetothisactofdesertion,butasitwasclear,fromHugh’shastymanner,thattheengagementwasoneofapressingnature,hegraciouslyforbore,andgavehimhispermissiontodepartimmediately,whichHughacknowledgedwitharoaroflaughter。
’Goodnight,captain!’hecried。’Iamyourstothedeath,remember!’
’Farewell!’saidMrTappertit,wavinghishand。’Beboldandvigilant!’
’NoPopery,captain!’roaredHugh。
’Englandinbloodfirst!’criedhisdesperateleader。WhereatHughcheeredandlaughed,andranofflikeagreyhound。
’Thatmanwillproveacredittomycorps,’saidSimon,turningthoughtfullyuponhisheel。’Andletmesee。Inanalteredstateofsociety——whichmustensueifwebreakoutandarevictorious——
whenthelocksmith’schildismine,Miggsmustbegotridofsomehow,orshe’llpoisonthetea-kettleoneeveningwhenI’mout。
HemightmarryMiggs,ifhewasdrunkenough。Itshallbedone。
I’llmakeanoteofit。’
Chapter40
Littlethinkingoftheplanforhishappysettlementinlifewhichhadsuggesteditselftotheteemingbrainofhisprovidentcommander,HughmadenopauseuntilSaintDunstan’sgiantsstruckthehourabovehim,whenheworkedthehandleofapumpwhichstoodhardby,withgreatvigour,andthrustinghisheadunderthespout,letthewatergushuponhimuntilalittlestreamrandownfromeveryuncombedhair,andhewaswettothewaist。Considerablyrefreshedbythisablution,bothinmindandbody,andalmostsoberedforthetime,hedriedhimselfashebestcould;thencrossedtheroad,andpliedtheknockeroftheMiddleTemplegate。
Thenight-porterlookedthroughasmallgratingintheportalwithasurlyeye,andcried’Halloa!’whichgreetingHughreturnedinkind,andbadehimopenquickly。
’Wedon’tsellbeerhere,’criedtheman;’whatelsedoyouwant?’
’Tocomein,’Hughreplied,withakickatthedoor。
’Wheretogo?’
’PaperBuildings。’
’Whosechambers?’
’SirJohnChester’s。’Eachofwhichanswers,heemphasisedwithanotherkick。
Afteralittlegrowlingontheotherside,thegatewasopened,andhepassedin:undergoingacloseinspectionfromtheporterashedidso。
’YOUwantingSirJohn,atthistimeofnight!’saidtheman。
’Ay!’saidHugh。’I!Whatofthat?’
’Why,Imustgowithyouandseethatyoudo,forIdon’tbelieveit。’
’Comealongthen。’
Eyeinghimwithsuspiciouslooks,theman,withkeyandlantern,walkedonathisside,andattendedhimtoSirJohnChester’sdoor,atwhichHughgaveoneknock,thatechoedthroughthedarkstaircaselikeaghostlysummons,andmadethedulllighttrembleinthedrowsylamp。
’Doyouthinkhewantsmenow?’saidHugh。
Beforethemanhadtimetoanswer,afootstepwasheardwithin,alightappeared,andSirJohn,inhisdressing-gownandslippers,openedthedoor。
’Iaskyourpardon,SirJohn,’saidtheporter,pullingoffhishat。’Here’sayoungmansayshewantstospeaktoyou。It’slateforstrangers。Ithoughtitbesttoseethatallwasright。’
’Aha!’criedSirJohn,raisinghiseyebrows。’It’syou,messenger,isit?Goin。Quiteright,friend。Icommendyourprudencehighly。Thankyou。Godblessyou。Goodnight。’
Tobecommended,thanked,God-blessed,andbadegoodnightbyonewhocarried’Sir’beforehisname,andwrotehimselfM。P。toboot,wassomethingforaporter。Hewithdrewwithmuchhumilityandreverence。SirJohnfollowedhislatevisitorintothedressing-
room,andsittinginhiseasy-chairbeforethefire,andmovingitsothathecouldseehimashestood,hatinhand,besidethedoor,lookedathimfromheadtofoot。
Theoldface,calmandpleasantasever;thecomplexion,quitejuvenileinitsbloomandclearness;thesamesmile;thewontedprecisionandeleganceofdress;thewhite,well-orderedteeth;thedelicatehands;thecomposedandquietmanner;everythingasitusedtobe:nomarkofageorpassion,envy,hate,ordiscontent:
allunruffledandserene,andquitedelightfultobehold。
HewrotehimselfM。P——buthow?Why,thus。Itwasaproudfamily——
moreproud,indeed,thanwealthy。Hehadstoodindangerofarrest;ofbailiffs,andajail——avulgarjail,towhichthecommonpeoplewithsmallincomeswent。Gentlemenofancienthouseshavenoprivilegeofexemptionfromsuchcruellaws——unlesstheyareofonegreathouse,andthentheyhave。Aproudmanofhisstockandkindredhadthemeansofsendinghimthere。Heoffered——notindeedtopayhisdebts,buttolethimsitforacloseboroughuntilhisownsoncameofage,which,ifhelived,wouldcometopassintwentyyears。ItwasquiteasgoodasanInsolventAct,andinfinitelymoregenteel。SoSirJohnChesterwasamemberofParliament。
ButhowSirJohn?Nothingsosimple,orsoeasy。Onetouchwithaswordofstate,andthetransformationwaseffected。JohnChester,Esquire,M。P。,attendedcourt——wentupwithanaddress——headedadeputation。Sucheleganceofmanner,somanygracesofdeportment,suchpowersofconversation,couldneverpassunnoticed。Mrwastoocommonforsuchmerit。Amansogentlemanlyshouldhavebeen——
butFortuneiscapricious——bornaDuke:justassomedukesshouldhavebeenbornlabourers。Hecaughtthefancyoftheking,kneltdownagrub,androseabutterfly。JohnChester,Esquire,wasknightedandbecameSirJohn。
’Ithoughtwhenyouleftmethisevening,myesteemedacquaintance,’saidSirJohnafteraprettylongsilence,’thatyouintendedtoreturnwithalldespatch?’
’SoIdid,master。’
’Andsoyouhave?’heretorted,glancingathiswatch。’Isthatwhatyouwouldsay?’
Insteadofreplying,Hughchangedthelegonwhichheleant,shuffledhiscapfromonehandtotheother,lookedattheground,thewall,theceiling,andfinallyatSirJohnhimself;beforewhosepleasantfaceheloweredhiseyesagain,andfixedthemonthefloor。
’Andhowhaveyoubeenemployingyourselfinthemeanwhile?’quothSirJohn,lazilycrossinghislegs。’Wherehaveyoubeen?whatharmhaveyoubeendoing?’
’Noharmatall,master,’growledHugh,withhumility。’Ihaveonlydoneasyouordered。’
’AsIWHAT?’returnedSirJohn。
’Wellthen,’saidHughuneasily,’asyouadvised,orsaidIought,orsaidImight,orsaidthatyouwoulddo,ifyouwasme。Don’tbesoharduponme,master。’
Somethinglikeanexpressionoftriumphintheperfectcontrolhehadestablishedoverthisroughinstrumentappearedintheknight’sfaceforaninstant;butitvanisheddirectly,ashesaid——paringhisnailswhilespeaking:
’WhenyousayIorderedyou,mygoodfellow,youimplythatI
directedyoutodosomethingforme——somethingIwanteddone——
somethingformyownendsandpurposes——yousee?NowIamsureI
needn’tenlargeupontheextremeabsurdityofsuchanidea,howeverunintentional;soplease——’andhereheturnedhiseyesuponhim——
’tobemoreguarded。Willyou?’
’Imeanttogiveyounooffence,’saidHugh。’Idon’tknowwhattosay。Youcatchmeupsoveryshort。’
’Youwillbecaughtupmuchshorter,mygoodfriend——infinitelyshorter——oneofthesedays,dependuponit,’repliedhispatroncalmly。’By-the-bye,insteadofwonderingwhyyouhavebeensolong,mywondershouldbewhyyoucameatall。Whydidyou?’
’Youknow,master,’saidHugh,’thatIcouldn’treadthebillI
found,andthatsupposingittobesomethingparticularfromthewayitwaswrappedup,Ibroughtithere。’
’Andcouldyouasknooneelsetoreadit,Bruin?’saidSirJohn。
’NoonethatIcouldtrustwithsecrets,master。SinceBarnabyRudgewaslostsightofforgoodandall——andthat’sfiveyearsago——Ihaven’ttalkedwithanyonebutyou。’
’Youhavedonemehonour,Iamsure。’
’Ihavecometoandfro,master,allthroughthattime,whentherewasanythingtotell,becauseIknewthatyou’dbeangrywithmeifIstayedaway,’saidHugh,blurtingthewordsout,afteranembarrassedsilence;’andbecauseIwishedtopleaseyouifI
could,andnottohaveyougoagainstme。There。That’sthetruereasonwhyIcameto-night。Youknowthat,master,Iamsure。’
’Youareaspeciousfellow,’returnedSirJohn,fixinghiseyesuponhim,’andcarrytwofacesunderyourhood,aswellasthebest。Didn’tyougivemeinthisroom,thisevening,anyotherreason;nodislikeofanybodywhohasslightedyoulately,onalloccasions,abusedyou,treatedyouwithrudeness;actedtowardsyou,moreasifyouwereamongreldogthanamanlikehimself?’
’TobesureIdid!’criedHugh,hispassionrising,astheothermeantitshould;’andIsayitallovernow,again。I’ddoanythingtohavesomerevengeonhim——anything。AndwhenyoutoldmethatheandalltheCatholicswouldsufferfromthosewhojoinedtogetherunderthathandbill,IsaidI’dmakeoneof’em,iftheirmasterwasthedevilhimself。IAMoneof’em。SeewhetherIamasgoodasmywordandturnouttobeamongtheforemost,orno。I
mayn’thavemuchhead,master,butI’veheadenoughtorememberthosethatusemeill。Youshallsee,andsoshallhe,andsoshallhundredsmore,howmyspiritbacksmewhenthetimecomes。
Mybarkisnothingtomybite。SomethatIknowhadbetterhaveawildlionamong’emthanme,whenIamfairlyloose——theyhad!’
Theknightlookedathimwithasmileoffardeepermeaningthanordinary;andpointingtotheoldcupboard,followedhimwithhiseyeswhilehefilledanddrankaglassofliquor;andsmiledwhenhisbackwasturned,withdeepermeaningyet。
’Youareinablusteringmood,myfriend,’hesaid,whenHughconfrontedhimagain。
’NotI,master!’criedHugh。’Idon’tsayhalfImean。Ican’t。
Ihaven’tgotthegift。Therearetalkersenoughamongus;I’llbeoneofthedoers。’
’Oh!youhavejoinedthosefellowsthen?’saidSirJohn,withanairofmostprofoundindifference。
’Yes。Iwentuptothehouseyoutoldmeof;andgotputdownuponthemuster。Therewasanothermanthere,namedDennis——’
’Dennis,eh!’criedSirJohn,laughing。’Ay,ay!apleasantfellow,Ibelieve?’
’Aroaringdog,master——oneaftermyownheart——hotuponthemattertoo——redhot。’
’SoIhaveheard,’repliedSirJohn,carelessly。’Youdon’thappentoknowhistrade,doyou?’
’Hewouldn’tsay,’criedHugh。’Hekeepsitsecret。’
’Haha!’laughedSirJohn。’Astrangefancy——aweaknesswithsomepersons——you’llknowitoneday,Idareswear。’
’We’reintimatealready,’saidHugh。
’Quitenatural!Andhavebeendrinkingtogether,eh?’pursuedSirJohn。’Didyousaywhatplaceyouwenttoincompany,whenyouleftLordGeorge’s?’
Hughhadnotsaidorthoughtofsaying,buthetoldhim;andthisinquirybeingfollowedbyalongtrainofquestions,herelatedallthathadpassedbothinandoutofdoors,thekindofpeoplehehadseen,theirnumbers,stateoffeeling,modeofconversation,apparentexpectationsandintentions。Hisquestioningwassoartfullycontrived,thatheseemedeveninhisowneyestovolunteerallthisinformationratherthantohaveitwrestedfromhim;andhewasbroughttothisstateoffeelingsonaturally,thatwhenMrChesteryawnedatlengthanddeclaredhimselfquiteweariedout,hemadearoughkindofexcuseforhavingtalkedsomuch。
’There——getyougone,’saidSirJohn,holdingthedooropeninhishand。’Youhavemadeaprettyevening’swork。Itoldyounottodothis。Youmaygetintotrouble。You’llhaveanopportunityofrevengingyourselfonyourproudfriendHaredale,though,andforthat,you’dhazardanything,Isuppose?’
’Iwould,’retortedHugh,stoppinginhispassageoutandlookingback;’butwhatdoIrisk!WhatdoIstandachanceoflosing,master?Friends,home?Afigfor’emall;Ihavenone;theyarenothingtome。Givemeagoodscuffle;letmepayoffoldscoresinaboldriotwheretherearementostandbyme;andthenusemeasyoulike——itdon’tmattermuchtomewhattheendis!’
’Whathaveyoudonewiththatpaper?’saidSirJohn。
’Ihaveithere,master。’
’Dropitagainasyougoalong;it’saswellnottokeepsuchthingsaboutyou。’
Hughnodded,andtouchinghiscapwithanairofasmuchrespectashecouldsummonup,departed。
SirJohn,fasteningthedoorsbehindhim,wentbacktohisdressing-room,andsatdownonceagainbeforethefire,atwhichhegazedforalongtime,inearnestmeditation。
’Thishappensfortunately,’hesaid,breakingintoasmile,’andpromiseswell。Letmesee。MyrelativeandI,whoarethemostProtestantfellowsintheworld,giveourworstwishestotheRomanCatholiccause;andtoSaville,whointroducestheirbill,Ihaveapersonalobjectionbesides;butaseachofushashimselfforthefirstarticleinhiscreed,wecannotcommitourselvesbyjoiningwithaveryextravagantmadman,suchasthisGordonmostundoubtedlyis。Nowreally,tofomenthisdisturbancesinsecret,throughthemediumofsuchaveryaptinstrumentasmysavagefriendhere,mayfurtherourrealends;andtoexpressatallbecomingseasons,inmoderateandpoliteterms,adisapprobationofhisproceedings,thoughweagreewithhiminprinciple,willcertainlybetogainacharacterforhonestyanduprightnessofpurpose,whichcannotfailtodousinfiniteservice,andtoraiseusintosomeimportance。Good!Somuchforpublicgrounds。Astoprivateconsiderations,IconfessthatifthesevagabondsWOULD
makesomeriotousdemonstrationwhichdoesnotappearimpossible,andWOULDinflictsomelittlechastisementonHaredaleasanotinactivemanamonghissect,itwouldbeextremelyagreeabletomyfeelings,andwouldamusemebeyondmeasure。Goodagain!Perhapsbetter!’
Whenhecametothispoint,hetookapinchofsnuff;thenbeginningslowlytoundress,heresumedhismeditations,bysayingwithasmile:
’Ifear,IDOfearexceedingly,thatmyfriendisfollowingfastinthefootstepsofhismother。HisintimacywithMrDennisisveryominous。ButIhavenodoubthemusthavecometothatendanyway。IfIlendhimahelpinghand,theonlydifferenceis,thathemay,uponthewhole,possiblydrinkafewgallons,orpuncheons,orhogsheads,lessinthislifethanheotherwisewould。It’snobusinessofmine。It’samatterofverysmallimportance!’
Sohetookanotherpinchofsnuff,andwenttobed。
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FromtheworkshopoftheGoldenKey,thereissuedforthatinklingsound,somerryandgood-humoured,thatitsuggestedtheideaofsomeoneworkingblithely,andmadequitepleasantmusic。Nomanwhohammeredonatadullmonotonousduty,couldhavebroughtsuchcheerfulnotesfromsteelandiron;nonebutachirping,healthy,honest-heartedfellow,whomadethebestofeverything,andfeltkindlytowardseverybody,couldhavedoneitforaninstant。Hemighthavebeenacoppersmith,andstillbeenmusical。Ifhehadsatinajoltingwaggon,fullofrodsofiron,itseemedasifhewouldhavebroughtsomeharmonyoutofit。
Tink,tink,tink——clearasasilverbell,andaudibleateverypauseofthestreets’harshernoises,asthoughitsaid,’Idon’tcare;nothingputsmeout;Iamresolvedtohehappy。’Womenscolded,childrensqualled,heavycartswentrumblingby,horriblecriesproceededfromthelungsofhawkers;stillitstruckinagain,nohigher,nolower,nolouder,nosofter;notthrustingitselfonpeople’snoticeabitthemoreforhavingbeenoutdonebyloudersounds——tink,tink,tink,tink,tink。
Itwasaperfectembodimentofthestillsmallvoice,freefromallcold,hoarseness,huskiness,orunhealthinessofanykind;foot-
passengersslackenedtheirpace,andweredisposedtolingernearit;neighbourswhohadgotupspleneticthatmorning,feltgood-
humourstealingonthemastheyheardit,andbydegreesbecamequitesprightly;mothersdancedtheirbabiestoitsringing;stillthesamemagicaltink,tink,tink,camegailyfromtheworkshopoftheGoldenKey。
Whobutthelocksmithcouldhavemadesuchmusic!Agleamofsunshiningthroughtheunsashedwindow,andchequeringthedarkworkshopwithabroadpatchoflight,fellfulluponhim,asthoughattractedbyhissunnyheart。Therehestoodworkingathisanvil,hisfaceallradiantwithexerciseandgladness,hissleevesturnedup,hiswigpushedoffhisshiningforehead——theeasiest,freest,happiestmaninalltheworld。Besidehimsatasleekcat,purringandwinkinginthelight,andfallingeverynowandthenintoanidledoze,asfromexcessofcomfort。Tobylookedonfromatallbenchhardby;onebeamingsmile,fromhisbroadnut-brownfacedowntotheslack-bakedbucklesinhisshoes。Theverylocksthathungaroundhadsomethingjovialintheirrust,andseemedlikegoutygentlemenofheartynatures,disposedtojokeontheirinfirmities。Therewasnothingsurlyorsevereinthewholescene。
Itseemedimpossiblethatanyoneoftheinnumerablekeyscouldfitachurlishstrong-boxoraprison-door。Cellarsofbeerandwine,roomswheretherewerefires,books,gossip,andcheeringlaughter——
theseweretheirpropersphereofaction。Placesofdistrustandcruelty,andrestraint,theywouldhaveleftquadruple-lockedforever。
Tink,tink,tink。Thelocksmithpausedatlast,andwipedhisbrow。Thesilencerousedthecat,who,jumpingsoftlydown,crepttothedoor,andwatchedwithtigereyesabird-cageinanoppositewindow。GabrielliftedTobytohismouth,andtookaheartydraught。
Then,ashestoodupright,withhisheadflungback,andhisportlychestthrownout,youwouldhaveseenthatGabriel’slowermanwasclothedinmilitarygear。Glancingatthewallbeyond,theremighthavebeenespied,hangingontheirseveralpegs,acapandfeather,broadsword,sash,andcoatofscarlet;whichanymanlearnedinsuchmatterswouldhaveknownfromtheirmakeandpatterntobetheuniformofaserjeantintheRoyalEastLondonVolunteers。
Asthelocksmithputhismugdown,empty,onthebenchwhenceithadsmiledonhimbefore,heglancedatthesearticleswithalaughingeye,andlookingatthemwithhisheadalittleononeside,asthoughhewouldgetthemallintoafocus,said,leaningonhishammer:
’Timewas,now,Iremember,whenIwasliketorunmadwiththedesiretowearacoatofthatcolour。Ifanyoneexceptmyfatherhadcalledmeafoolformypains,howIshouldhavefiredandfumed!ButwhatafoolImusthavebeen,sure-ly!’
’Ah!’sighedMrsVarden,whohadenteredunobserved。’Afoolindeed。Amanatyourtimeoflife,Varden,shouldknowbetternow。’
’Why,whataridiculouswomanyouare,Martha,’saidthelocksmith,turningroundwithasmile。
’Certainly,’repliedMrsV。withgreatdemureness。’OfcourseI
am。Iknowthat,Varden。Thankyou。’
’Imean——’beganthelocksmith。
’Yes,’saidhiswife,’Iknowwhatyoumean。Youspeakquiteplainenoughtobeunderstood,Varden。It’sverykindofyoutoadaptyourselftomycapacity,Iamsure。’
’Tut,tut,Martha,’rejoinedthelocksmith;’don’ttakeoffenceatnothing。Imean,howstrangeitisofyoutorundownvolunteering,whenit’sdonetodefendyouandalltheotherwomen,andourownfiresideandeverybodyelse’s,incaseofneed。’
’It’sunchristian,’criedMrsVarden,shakingherhead。
’Unchristian!’saidthelocksmith。’Why,whatthedevil——’
MrsVardenlookedattheceiling,asinexpectationthattheconsequenceofthisprofanitywouldbetheimmediatedescentofthefour-postbedsteadonthesecondfloor,togetherwiththebestsitting-roomonthefirst;butnovisiblejudgmentoccurring,sheheavedadeepsigh,andbeggedherhusband,inatoneofresignation,togoon,andbyallmeanstoblasphemeasmuchaspossible,becauseheknewshelikedit。
Thelocksmithdidforamomentseemdisposedtogratifyher,buthegaveagreatgulp,andmildlyrejoined:
’Iwasgoingtosay,whatonearthdoyoucallitunchristianfor?
Whichwouldbemostunchristian,Martha——tositquietlydownandletourhousesbesackedbyaforeignarmy,ortoturnoutlikemenanddrive’emoff?Shouldn’tIbeanicesortofaChristian,ifI
creptintoacornerofmyownchimneyandlookedonwhileaparcelofwhiskeredsavagesboreoffDolly——oryou?’
Whenhesaid’oryou,’MrsVarden,despiteherself,relaxedintoasmile。Therewassomethingcomplimentaryintheidea。’Insuchastateofthingsasthat,indeed——’shesimpered。
’Asthat!’repeatedthelocksmith。’Well,thatwouldbethestateofthingsdirectly。EvenMiggswouldgo。Someblacktambourine-
player,withagreatturbanon,wouldbebearingHERoff,and,unlessthetambourine-playerwasproofagainstkickingandscratching,it’smybeliefhe’dhavetheworstofit。Hahaha!
I’dforgivethetambourine-player。Iwouldn’thavehiminterferedwithonanyaccount,poorfellow。’Andherethelocksmithlaughedagainsoheartily,thattearscameintohiseyes——muchtoMrsVarden’sindignation,whothoughtthecaptureofsosoundaProtestantandestimableaprivatecharacterasMiggsbyapagannegro,acircumstancetooshockingandawfulforcontemplation。
ThepictureGabrielhaddrawn,indeed,threatenedseriousconsequences,andwouldindubitablyhaveledtothem,butluckilyatthatmomentalightfootstepcrossedthethreshold,andDolly,runningin,threwherarmsroundheroldfather’sneckandhuggedhimtight。
’Heresheisatlast!’criedGabriel。’Andhowwellyoulook,Doll,andhowlateyouare,mydarling!’
Howwellshelooked?Well?Why,ifhehadexhaustedeverylaudatoryadjectiveinthedictionary,itwouldn’thavebeenpraiseenough。Whenandwherewasthereeversuchaplump,roguish,comely,bright-eyed,enticing,bewitching,captivating,maddeninglittlepussinallthisworld,asDolly!WhatwastheDollyoffiveyearsago,totheDollyofthatday!Howmanycoachmakers,saddlers,cabinet-makers,andprofessorsofotherusefularts,haddesertedtheirfathers,mothers,sisters,brothers,and,mostofall,theircousins,fortheloveofher!Howmanyunknowngentlemen——supposedtobeofmightyfortunes,ifnottitles——hadwaitedroundthecornerafterdark,andtemptedMiggstheincorruptible,withgoldenguineas,todeliveroffersofmarriagefoldedupinlove-letters!Howmanydisconsolatefathersandsubstantialtradesmenhadwaitedonthelocksmithforthesamepurpose,withdismaltalesofhowtheirsonshadlosttheirappetites,andtakentoshutthemselvesupindarkbedrooms,andwanderingindesolatesuburbswithpalefaces,andallbecauseofDollyVarden’slovelinessandcruelty!Howmanyyoungmen,inallprevioustimesofunprecedentedsteadiness,hadturnedsuddenlywildandwickedforthesamereason,and,inanecstasyofunrequitedlove,takentowrenchoffdoor-knockers,andinverttheboxesofrheumaticwatchmen!Howhadsherecruitedtheking’sservice,bothbyseaandland,throughrenderingdesperatehislovingsubjectsbetweentheagesofeighteenandtwenty-five!Howmanyyoungladieshadpubliclyprofessed,withtearsintheireyes,thatfortheirtastesshewasmuchtooshort,tootall,toobold,toocold,toostout,toothin,toofair,toodark——tooeverythingbuthandsome!Howmanyoldladies,takingcounseltogether,hadthankedHeaventheirdaughterswerenotlikeher,andhadhopedshemightcometonoharm,andhadthoughtshewouldcometonogood,andhadwonderedwhatpeoplesawinher,andhadarrivedattheconclusionthatshewas’goingoff’inherlooks,orhadnevercomeoninthem,andthatshewasathoroughimpositionandapopularmistake!
AndyetherewasthissameDollyVarden,sowhimsicalandhardtopleasethatshewasDollyVardenstill,allsmilesanddimplesandpleasantlooks,andcaringnomoreforthefiftyorsixtyyoungfellowswhoatthatverymomentwerebreakingtheirheartstomarryher,thanifsomanyoystershadbeencrossedinloveandopenedafterwards。
Dollyhuggedherfatherashasbeenalreadystated,andhavinghuggedhermotheralso,accompaniedbothintothelittleparlourwheretheclothwasalreadylaidfordinner,andwhereMissMiggs——
atriflemorerigidandbonythanofyore——receivedherwithasortofhystericalgasp,intendedforasmile。Intothehandsofthatyoungvirgin,shedeliveredherbonnetandwalkingdressallofadreadful,artful,anddesigningkind,andthensaidwithalaugh,whichrivalledthelocksmith’smusic,’HowgladIalwaysamtobeathomeagain!’
’Andhowgladwealwaysare,Doll,’saidherfather,puttingbackthedarkhairfromhersparklingeyes,’tohaveyouathome。Givemeakiss。’
Iftherehadbeenanybodyofthemalekindtheretoseeherdoit——
buttherewasnot——itwasamercy。
’Idon’tlikeyourbeingattheWarren,’saidthelocksmith,’I
can’tbeartohaveyououtofmysight。Andwhatisthenewsoveryonder,Doll?’
’Whatnewsthereis,Ithinkyouknowalready,’repliedhisdaughter。’Iamsureyoudothough。’
’Ay?’criedthelocksmith。’What’sthat?’
’Come,come,’saidDolly,’youknowverywell。IwantyoutotellmewhyMrHaredale——oh,howgruffheisagain,tobesure!——hasbeenawayfromhomeforsomedayspast,andwhyheistravellingaboutweknowheIStravelling,becauseofhisletterswithouttellinghisownniecewhyorwherefore。’
’MissEmmadoesn’twanttoknow,I’llswear,’returnedthelocksmith。
’Idon’tknowthat,’saidDolly;’butIdo,atanyrate。Dotellme。Whyishesosecret,andwhatisthisghoststory,whichnobodyistotellMissEmma,andwhichseemstobemixedupwithhisgoingaway?NowIseeyouknowbyyourcolouringso。’
’Whatthestorymeans,oris,orhastodowithit,Iknownomorethanyou,mydear,’returnedthelocksmith,’exceptthatit’ssomefoolishfearoflittleSolomon’s——whichhas,indeed,nomeaninginit,Isuppose。AstoMrHaredale’sjourney,hegoes,asIbelieve——’
’Yes,’saidDolly。
’AsIbelieve,’resumedthelocksmith,pinchinghercheek,’onbusiness,Doll。Whatitmaybe,isquiteanothermatter。ReadBlueBeard,anddon’tbetoocurious,pet;it’snobusinessofyoursormine,dependuponthat;andhere’sdinner,whichismuchmoretothepurpose。’
Dollymighthaveremonstratedagainstthissummarydismissalofthesubject,notwithstandingtheappearanceofdinner,butatthementionofBlueBeardMrsVardeninterposed,protestingshecouldnotfinditinherconsciencetosittamelyby,andhearherchildrecommendedtoperusetheadventuresofaTurkandMussulman——farlessofafabulousTurk,whichsheconsideredthatpotentatetobe。
Sheheldthat,insuchstirringandtremendoustimesasthoseinwhichtheylived,itwouldbemuchmoretothepurposeifDollybecamearegularsubscribertotheThunderer,whereshewouldhaveanopportunityofreadingLordGeorgeGordon’sspeecheswordforword,whichwouldbeagreatercomfortandsolacetoher,thanahundredandfiftyBlueBeardsevercouldimpart。SheappealedinsupportofthispropositiontoMissMiggs,theninwaiting,whosaidthatindeedthepeaceofmindshehadderivedfromtheperusalofthatpapergenerally,butespeciallyofonearticleoftheverylastweekaseverwas,entitled’GreatBritaindrenchedingore,’
exceededallbelief;thesamecomposition,sheadded,hadalsowroughtsuchacomfortingeffectonthemindofamarriedsisterofhers,thenresidentatGoldenLionCourt,numbertwenty-sivin,secondbell-handleontheright-handdoor-post,that,beinginadelicatestateofhealth,andinfactexpectinganadditiontoherfamily,shehadbeenseizedwithfitsdirectlyafteritsperusal,andhadravedoftheInquisitioneversince;tothegreatimprovementofherhusbandandfriends。MissMiggswentontosaythatshewouldrecommendallthosewhoseheartswerehardenedtohearLordGeorgethemselves,whomshecommendedfirst,inrespectofhissteadyProtestantism,thenofhisoratory,thenofhiseyes,thenofhisnose,thenofhislegs,andlastlyofhisfiguregenerally,whichshelookeduponasfitforanystatue,prince,orangel,towhichsentimentMrsVardenfullysubscribed。
MrsVardenhavingcutin,lookedataboxuponthemantelshelf,paintedinimitationofaveryred-brickdwelling-house,withayellowroof;havingattoparealchimney,downwhichvoluntarysubscribersdroppedtheirsilver,gold,orpence,intotheparlour;
andonthedoorthecounterfeitpresentmentofabrassplate,whereonwaslegiblyinscribed’ProtestantAssociation:’——andlookingatit,said,thatitwastoherasourceofpoignantmiserytothinkthatVardenneverhad,ofallhissubstance,droppedanythingintothattemple,saveonceinsecret——assheafterwardsdiscovered——twofragmentsoftobacco-pipe,whichshehopedwouldnotbeputdowntohislastaccount。ThatDolly,shewasgrievedtosay,wasnolessbackwardinhercontributions,betterloving,asitseemed,topurchaseribbonsandsuchgauds,thantoencouragethegreatcause,theninsuchheavytribulation;andthatshedidentreatherherfathershemuchfearedcouldnotbemovednottodespise,butimitate,thebrightexampleofMissMiggs,whoflungherwages,asitwere,intotheverycountenanceofthePope,andbruisedhisfeatureswithherquarter’smoney。
’Oh,mim,’saidMiggs,’don’treludetothat。Ihadnointentions,mim,thatnobodyshouldknow。SuchsacrificesasIcanmake,arequiteawidder’smite。It’sallIhave,’criedMiggswithagreatburstoftears——forwithhertheynevercameonbydegrees——’butit’smadeuptomeinotherways;it’swellmadeup。’
Thiswasquitetrue,thoughnotperhapsinthesensethatMiggsintended。Assheneverfailedtokeepherself-denialfullinMrsVarden’sview,itdrewforthsomanygiftsofcapsandgownsandotherarticlesofdress,thatuponthewholethered-brickhousewasperhapsthebestinvestmentforhersmallcapitalshecouldpossiblyhavehitupon;returningherinterest,attherateofsevenoreightpercentinmoney,andfiftyatleastinpersonalreputeandcredit。
’Youneedn’tcry,Miggs,’saidMrsVarden,herselfintears;’youneedn’tbeashamedofit,thoughyourpoormistressISonthesameside。’
Miggshowledatthisremark,inapeculiarlydismalway,andsaidsheknowedthatmasterhatedher。Thatitwasadreadfulthingtoliveinfamiliesandhavedislikes,andnotgivesatisfactions。
Thattomakedivisionswasathingshecouldnotabeartothinkof,neithercouldherfeelingsletherdoit。Thatifitwasmaster’swishesassheandhimshouldpart,itwasbesttheyshouldpart,andshehopedhemightbethehappierforit,andalwayswishedhimwell,andthathemightfindsomebodyaswouldmeethisdispositions。Itwouldbeahardtrial,shesaid,topartfromsuchamissis,butshecouldmeetanysufferingwhenherconsciencetoldhershewasintherights,andthereforeshewaswillingeventogothatlengths。Shedidnotthink,sheadded,thatshecouldlongsurvivetheseparations,but,asshewashatedandlookeduponunpleasant,perhapsherdyingassoonaspossiblewouldbethebestendingsforallparties。Withthisaffectingconclusion,MissMiggsshedmoretears,andsobbedabundantly。
’Canyoubearthis,Varden?’saidhiswifeinasolemnvoice,layingdownherknifeandfork。
’Why,notverywell,mydear,’rejoinedthelocksmith,’butItrytokeepmytemper。’
’Don’tlettherebewordsonmyaccount,mim,’sobbedMiggs。’It’smuchthebestthatweshouldpart。Iwouldn’tstay——oh,graciousme!——andmakedissensions,notforaannualgoldmine,andfoundinteaandsugar。’
LestthereadershouldbeatanylosstodiscoverthecauseofMissMiggs’sdeepemotion,itmaybewhisperedapartthat,happeningtobelistening,ashercustomsometimeswas,whenGabrielandhiswifeconversedtogether,shehadheardthelocksmith’sjokerelativetotheforeignblackwhoplayedthetambourine,andburstingwiththespitefulfeelingswhichthetauntawokeinherfairbreast,explodedinthemannerwehavewitnessed。Mattershavingnowarrivedatacrisis,thelocksmith,asusual,andforthesakeofpeaceandquietness,gavein。
’Whatareyoucryingfor,girl?’hesaid。’What’sthematterwithyou?Whatareyoutalkingabouthatredfor?Idon’thateyou;I
don’thateanybody。Dryyoureyesandmakeyourselfagreeable,inHeaven’sname,andletusallbehappywhilewecan。’
Thealliedpowersdeemingitgoodgeneralshiptoconsiderthisasufficientapologyonthepartoftheenemy,andconfessionofhavingbeeninthewrong,diddrytheireyesandtakeitingoodpart。MissMiggsobservedthatsheborenomalice,nonottohergreatestfoe,whomsheratherlovedthemoreindeed,thegreaterpersecutionshesustained。MrsVardenapprovedofthismeekandforgivingspiritinhighterms,andincidentallydeclaredasaclosingarticleofagreement,thatDollyshouldaccompanyhertotheClerkenwellbranchoftheassociation,thatverynight。Thiswasanextraordinaryinstanceofhergreatprudenceandpolicy;
havinghadthisendinviewfromthefirst,andentertainingasecretmisgivingthatthelocksmithwhowasboldwhenDollywasinquestionwouldobject,shehadbackedMissMiggsuptothispoint,inorderthatshemighthavehimatadisadvantage。ThemanoeuvresucceededsowellthatGabrielonlymadeawryface,andwiththewarninghehadjusthad,freshinhismind,didnotdaretosayoneword。
Thedifferenceended,therefore,inMiggsbeingpresentedwithagownbyMrsVardenandhalf-a-crownbyDolly,asifshehademinentlydistinguishedherselfinthepathsofmoralityandgoodness。MrsV。,accordingtocustom,expressedherhopethatVardenwouldtakealessonfromwhathadpassedandlearnmoregenerousconductforthetimetocome;andthedinnerbeingnowcoldandnobody’sappetiteverymuchimprovedbywhathadpassed,theywentonwithit,asMrsVardensaid,’likeChristians。’
AstherewastobeagrandparadeoftheRoyalEastLondonVolunteersthatafternoon,thelocksmithdidnomorework;butsatdowncomfortablywithhispipeinhismouth,andhisarmroundhisprettydaughter’swaist,lookinglovinglyonMrsV。,fromtimetotime,andexhibitingfromthecrownofhisheadtothesoleofhisfoot,onesmilingsurfaceofgoodhumour。Andtobesure,whenitwastimetodresshiminhisregimentals,andDolly,hangingabouthiminallkindsofgracefulwinningways,helpedtobuttonandbuckleandbrushhimupandgethimintooneofthetightestcoatsthateverwasmadebymortaltailor,hewastheproudestfatherinallEngland。
’Whatahandyjadeitis!’saidthelocksmithtoMrsVarden,whostoodbywithfoldedhands——ratherproudofherhusbandtoo——whileMiggsheldhiscapandswordatarm’slength,asifmistrustingthatthelattermightrunsomeonethroughthebodyofitsownaccord;’butnevermarryasoldier,Doll,mydear。’
Dollydidn’taskwhynot,orsayaword,indeed,butstoopedherheaddownverylowtotiehissash。
’Ineverwearthisdress,’saidhonestGabriel,’butIthinkofpoorJoeWillet。IlovedJoe;hewasalwaysafavouriteofmine。
PoorJoe!——Dearheart,mygirl,don’ttiemeinsotight。’
Dollylaughed——notlikeherselfatall——thestrangestlittlelaughthatcouldbe——andheldherheaddownlowerstill。
’PoorJoe!’resumedthelocksmith,mutteringtohimself;’Ialwayswishhehadcometome。Imighthavemadeitupbetweenthem,ifhehad。Ah!oldJohnmadeagreatmistakeinhiswayofactingbythatlad——agreatmistake——Haveyounearlytiedthatsash,mydear?’
Whatanill-madesashitwas!Thereitwas,looseagainandtrailingontheground。Dollywasobligedtokneeldown,andrecommenceatthebeginning。
’NevermindyoungWillet,Varden,’saidhiswifefrowning;’youmightfindsomeonemoredeservingtotalkabout,Ithink。’
MissMiggsgaveagreatsnifftothesameeffect。
’Nay,Martha,’criedthelocksmith,’don’tletusbeartooharduponhim。Iftheladisdeadindeed,we’lldealkindlybyhismemory。’
’Arunawayandavagabond!’saidMrsVarden。
MissMiggsexpressedherconcurrenceasbefore。
’Arunaway,mydear,butnotavagabond,’returnedthelocksmithinagentletone。’Hebehavedhimselfwell,didJoe——always——andwasahandsome,manlyfellow。Don’tcallhimavagabond,Martha。’
MrsVardencoughed——andsodidMiggs。
’Hetriedhardtogainyourgoodopinion,Martha,Icantellyou,’
saidthelocksmithsmiling,andstrokinghischin。’Ah!thathedid。ItseemsbutyesterdaythathefollowedmeouttotheMaypoledooronenight,andbeggedmenottosayhowlikeaboytheyusedhim——sayhere,athome,hemeant,thoughatthetime,Irecollect,Ididn’tunderstand。“Andhow’sMissDolly,sir?”saysJoe,’
pursuedthelocksmith,musingsorrowfully,’Ah!PoorJoe!’
’Well,Ideclare,’criedMiggs。’Oh!Goodnessgraciousme!’
’What’sthematternow?’saidGabriel,turningsharplytoher,’Why,ifherean’tMissDolly,’saidthehandmaid,stoopingdowntolookintoherface,’a-givingwaytofloodsoftears。Ohmim!ohsir。Ralyit’sgivemesuchaturn,’criedthesusceptibledamsel,pressingherhanduponhersidetoquellthepalpitationofherheart,’thatyoumightknockmedownwithafeather。’
Thelocksmith,afterglancingatMissMiggsasifhecouldhavewishedtohaveafeatherbroughtstraightway,lookedonwithabroadstarewhileDollyhurriedaway,followedbythatsympathisingyoungwoman:thenturningtohiswife,stammeredout,’IsDollyill?HaveIdoneanything?Isitmyfault?’
’Yourfault!’criedMrsV。reproachfully。’There——youhadbettermakehasteout。’
’WhathaveIdone?’saidpoorGabriel。’ItwasagreedthatMrEdward’snamewasnevertobementioned,andIhavenotspokenofhim,haveI?’
MrsVardenmerelyrepliedthatshehadnopatiencewithhim,andbouncedoffaftertheothertwo。Theunfortunatelocksmithwoundhissashabouthim,girdedonhissword,putonhiscap,andwalkedout。
’Iamnotmuchofadabatmyexercise,’hesaidunderhisbreath,’butIshallgetintofewerscrapesatthatworkthanatthis。
Everymancameintotheworldforsomething;mydepartmentseemstobetomakeeverywomancrywithoutmeaningit。It’sratherhard!’
Butheforgotitbeforehereachedtheendofthestreet,andwentonwithashiningface,noddingtotheneighbours,andshoweringabouthisfriendlygreetingslikemildspringrain。
Chapter42
TheRoyalEastLondonVolunteersmadeabrilliantsightthatday:
formedintolines,squares,circles,triangles,andwhatnot,tothebeatingofdrums,andthestreamingofflags;andperformedavastnumberofcomplexevolutions,inallofwhichSerjeantVardenboreaconspicuousshare。Havingdisplayedtheirmilitaryprowesstotheutmostinthesewarlikeshows,theymarchedinglitteringordertotheChelseaBunHouse,andregaledintheadjacenttavernsuntildark。Thenatsoundofdrumtheyfellinagain,andreturnedamidsttheshoutingofHisMajesty’sliegestotheplacefromwhencetheycame。
Thehomewardmarchbeingsomewhattardy,——owingtotheun-
soldierlikebehaviourofcertaincorporals,who,beinggentlemenofsedentarypursuitsinprivatelifeandexcitableoutofdoors,brokeseveralwindowswiththeirbayonets,andrendereditimperativeonthecommandingofficertodeliverthemovertoastrongguard,withwhomtheyfoughtatintervalsastheycamealong,——itwasnineo’clockwhenthelocksmithreachedhome。A
hackney-coachwaswaitingnearhisdoor;andashepassedit,MrHaredalelookedfromthewindowandcalledhimbyhisname。
’Thesightofyouisgoodforsoreeyes,sir,’saidthelocksmith,steppinguptohim。’Iwishyouhadwalkedinthough,ratherthanwaitedhere。’
’Thereisnobodyathome,Ifind,’MrHaredaleanswered;’besides,IdesiredtobeasprivateasIcould。’
’Humph!’mutteredthelocksmith,lookingroundathishouse。
’GonewithSimonTappertittothatpreciousBranch,nodoubt。’
MrHaredaleinvitedhimtocomeintothecoach,and,ifhewerenottiredoranxioustogohome,toridewithhimalittlewaythattheymighthavesometalktogether。Gabrielcheerfullycomplied,andthecoachmanmountinghisboxdroveoff。
’Varden,’saidMrHaredale,afteraminute’spause,’youwillbeamazedtohearwhaterrandIamon;itwillseemaverystrangeone。’
’Ihavenodoubtit’sareasonableone,sir,andhasameaninginit,’repliedthelocksmith;’oritwouldnotbeyoursatall。Haveyoujustcomebacktotown,sir?’
’Buthalfanhourago。’
’BringingnonewsofBarnaby,orhismother?’saidthelocksmithdubiously。’Ah!youneedn’tshakeyourhead,sir。Itwasawild-
goosechase。Ifearedthat,fromthefirst。Youexhaustedallreasonablemeansofdiscoverywhentheywentaway。Tobeginagainaftersolongatimehaspassedishopeless,sir——quitehopeless。’
’Why,wherearethey?’hereturnedimpatiently。’Wherecantheybe?Aboveground?’
’Godknows,’rejoinedthelocksmith,’manythatIknewaboveitfiveyearsago,havetheirbedsunderthegrassnow。Andtheworldisawideplace。It’sahopelessattempt,sir,believeme。Wemustleavethediscoveryofthismystery,likeallothers,totime,andaccident,andHeaven’spleasure。’
’Varden,mygoodfellow,’saidMrHaredale,’Ihaveadeepermeaninginmypresentanxietytofindthemout,thanyoucanfathom。Itisnotamerewhim;itisnotthecasualrevivalofmyoldwishesanddesires;butanearnest,solemnpurpose。Mythoughtsanddreamsalltendtoit,andfixitinmymind。Ihavenorestbydayornight;Ihavenopeaceorquiet;Iamhaunted。’
Hisvoicewassoalteredfromitsusualtones,andhismannerbespokesomuchemotion,thatGabriel,inhiswonder,couldonlysitandlooktowardshiminthedarkness,andfancytheexpressionofhisface。
’Donotaskme,’continuedMrHaredale,’toexplainmyself。IfI
weretodoso,youwouldthinkmethevictimofsomehideousfancy。
Itisenoughthatthisisso,andthatIcannot——no,Icannot——liequietlyinmybed,withoutdoingwhatwillseemtoyouincomprehensible。’
’Sincewhen,sir,’saidthelocksmithafterapause,’hasthisuneasyfeelingbeenuponyou?’
MrHaredalehesitatedforsomemoments,andthenreplied:’Sincethenightofthestorm。Inshort,sincethelastnineteenthofMarch。’
AsthoughhefearedthatVardenmightexpresssurprise,orreasonwithhim,hehastilywenton:
’Youwillthink,Iknow,Ilabourundersomedelusion。PerhapsI
do。Butitisnotamorbidone;itisawholesomeactionofthemind,reasoningonactualoccurrences。YouknowthefurnitureremainsinMrsRudge’shouse,andthatithasbeenshutup,bymyorders,sinceshewentaway,saveoncea-weekorso,whenanoldneighbourvisitsittoscareawaytherats。Iamonmywaytherenow。’
’Forwhatpurpose?’askedthelocksmith。
’Topassthenightthere,’hereplied;’andnotto-nightalone,butmanynights。ThisisasecretwhichItrusttoyouincaseofanyunexpectedemergency。Youwillnotcome,unlessincaseofstrongnecessity,tome;fromdusktobroaddayIshallbethere。Emma,yourdaughter,andtherest,supposemeoutofLondon,asIhavebeenuntilwithinthishour。Donotundeceivethem。ThisistheerrandIamboundupon。IknowImayconfideittoyou,andIrelyuponyourquestioningmenomoreatthistime。’
Withthat,asiftochangethetheme,heledtheastoundedlocksmithbacktothenightoftheMaypolehighwayman,totherobberyofEdwardChester,tothereappearanceofthemanatMrsRudge’shouse,andtoallthestrangecircumstanceswhichafterwardsoccurred。Heevenaskedhimcarelesslyabouttheman’sheight,hisface,hisfigure,whetherhewaslikeanyonehehadeverseen——likeHugh,forinstance,oranymanhehadknownatanytime——andputmanyquestionsofthatsort,whichthelocksmith,consideringthemasmeredevicestoengagehisattentionandpreventhisexpressingtheastonishmenthefelt,answeredprettymuchatrandom。
Atlength,theyarrivedatthecornerofthestreetinwhichthehousestood,whereMrHaredale,alighting,dismissedthecoach。
’Ifyoudesiretoseemesafelylodged,’hesaid,turningtothelocksmithwithagloomysmile,’youcan。’
Gabriel,towhomallformermarvelshadbeennothingincomparisonwiththis,followedhimalongthenarrowpavementinsilence。Whentheyreachedthedoor,MrHaredalesoftlyopeneditwithakeyhehadabouthim,andclosingitwhenVardenentered,theywereleftinthoroughdarkness。
Theygropedtheirwayintotheground-floorroom。HereMrHaredalestruckalight,andkindledapockettaperhehadbroughtwithhimforthepurpose。Itwasthen,whentheflamewasfulluponhim,thatthelocksmithsawforthefirsttimehowhaggard,pale,andchangedhelooked;howwornandthinhewas;howperfectlyhiswholeappearancecoincidedwithallthathehadsaidsostrangelyastheyrodealong。ItwasnotanunnaturalimpulseinGabriel,afterwhathehadheard,tonotecuriouslytheexpressionofhiseyes。Itwasperfectlycollectedandrational;