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第3章

  Still,Idon’tseethatshecoulddoanythinglessthantakethem,underthecircumstances,andshe’llhaveAnnetohelpher。
  Anne’stickledtodeathoverthewholebusiness,andshehasarealknackywaywithchildren,Imustsay。Dearme,itdoesn’tseemadaysincepoorMatthewbroughtAnneherselfhomeandeverybodylaughedattheideaofMarillabringingupachild。
  Andnowshehasadoptedtwins。You’reneversafefrombeingsurprisedtillyou’redead。"
  ThefatponyjoggedoverthebridgeinLynde’sHollowandalongtheGreenGableslane。Marilla’sfacewasrathergrim。ItwastenmilesfromEastGraftonandDavyKeithseemedtobepossessedwithapassionforperpetualmotion。ItwasbeyondMarilla’spowertomakehimsitstillandshehadbeeninanagonythewholewaylesthefalloverthebackofthewagonandbreakhisneck,ortumbleoverthedashboardunderthepony’sheels。Indespairshefinallythreatenedtowhiphimsoundlywhenshegothimhome。WhereuponDavyclimbedintoherlap,regardlessofthereins,flunghischubbyarmsaboutherneckandgaveherabear-likehug。
  "Idon’tbelieveyoumeanit,"hesaid,smackingherwrinkledcheekaffectionately。"Youdon’tLOOKlikealadywho’dwhipalittleboyjust’causehecouldn’tkeepstill。Didn’tyoufinditawfulhardtokeepstillwhenyouwasonly’soldasme?"
  "No,IalwayskeptstillwhenIwastold,"saidMarilla,tryingtospeaksternly,albeitshefeltherheartwaxingsoftwithinherunderDavy’simpulsivecaresses。
  "Well,Is’posethatwas’causeyouwasagirl,"saidDavy,squirmingbacktohisplaceafteranotherhug。"YouWASagirlonce,Is’pose,thoughit’sawfulfunnytothinkofit。
  Doracansitstill……butthereain’tmuchfuninit_I_don’tthink。
  Seemstomeitmustbeslowtobeagirl。Here,Dora,letmelivenyouupabit。"
  Davy’smethodof"liveningup"wastograspDora’scurlsinhisfingersandgivethematug。Dorashriekedandthencried。
  "Howcanyoubesuchanaughtyboyandyourpoormotherjustlaidinhergravethisveryday?"demandedMarilladespairingly。
  "Butshewasgladtodie,"saidDavyconfidentially。"Iknow,’causeshetoldmeso。Shewasawfultiredofbeingsick。
  We’dalongtalkthenightbeforeshedied。ShetoldmeyouwasgoingtotakemeandDoraforthewinterandIwastobeagoodboy。
  I’mgoingtobegood,butcan’tyoubegoodrunningroundjustaswellassittingstill?AndshesaidIwasalwaystobekindtoDoraandstandupforher,andI’mgoingto。"
  "Doyoucallpullingherhairbeingkindtoher?"
  "Well,Iain’tgoingtoletanybodyelsepullit,"saidDavy,doublinguphisfistsandfrowning。"They’djustbettertryit。
  Ididn’thurthermuch……shejustcried’causeshe’sagirl。
  I’mgladI’maboybutI’msorryI’matwin。WhenJimmySprott’ssisterconterdickshimhejustsays,`I’moldernyou,soofcourseIknowbetter,’andthatsettlesHER。ButIcan’ttellDorathat,andshejustgoesonthinkingdiffruntfromme。Youmightletmedrivethegee-geeforaspell,sinceI’maman。"
  Altogether,Marillawasathankfulwomanwhenshedroveintoherownyard,wherethewindoftheautumnnightwasdancingwiththebrownleaves。
  Annewasatthegatetomeetthemandliftthetwinsout。Dorasubmittedcalmlytobekissed,butDavyrespondedtoAnne’swelcomewithoneofhisheartyhugsandthecheerfulannouncement,"I’mMr。DavyKeith。"
  AtthesuppertableDorabehavedlikealittlelady,butDavy’smannersleftmuchtobedesired。
  "I’msohungryIain’tgottimetoeatp’litely,"hesaidwhenMarillareprovedhim。"Doraain’thalfashungryasIam。Lookatalltheex’ciseItookontheroadhere。Thatcake’sawfulniceandplummy。
  Wehaven’thadanycakeathomeforever’neversolong,’causemotherwastoosicktomakeitandMrs。Sprottsaiditwasasmuchasshecoulddotobakeourbreadforus。AndMrs。WigginsneverputsanyplumsinHERcakes。Catchher!CanIhaveanotherpiece?"
  MarillawouldhaverefusedbutAnnecutageneroussecondslice。
  However,sheremindedDavythatheoughttosay"Thankyou"forit。
  Davymerelygrinnedatherandtookahugebite。Whenhehadfinishedtheslicehesaid,"Ifyou’llgivemeANOTHERpieceI’llsaythankyouforIT。"
  "No,youhavehadplentyofcake,"saidMarillainatonewhichAnneknewandDavywastolearntobefinal。
  DavywinkedatAnne,andthen,leaningoverthetable,snatchedDora’sfirstpieceofcake,fromwhichshehadjusttakenonedaintylittlebite,outofherveryfingersand,openinghismouthtothefullestextent,crammedthewholeslicein。Dora’sliptrembledandMarillawasspeechlesswithhorror。Annepromptlyexclaimed,withherbest"schoolma’am"air,"Oh,Davy,gentlemendon’tdothingslikethat。"
  "Iknowtheydon’t,"saidDavy,assoonashecouldspeak,"butIain’tagemplum。"
  "Butdon’tyouwanttobe?"saidshockedAnne。
  "CourseIdo。Butyoucan’tbeagemplumtillyougrowup。"
  "Oh,indeedyoucan,"Annehastenedtosay,thinkingshesawachancetosowgoodseedbetimes。"Youcanbegintobeagentlemanwhenyouarealittleboy。AndgentlemenNEVERsnatchthingsfromladies……
  orforgettosaythankyou……orpullanybody’shair。"
  "Theydon’thavemuchfun,that’safact,"saidDavyfrankly。
  "IguessI’llwaittillI’mgrownuptobeone。"
  Marilla,witharesignedair,hadcutanotherpieceofcakeforDora。
  ShedidnotfeelabletocopewithDavyjustthen。Ithadbeenaharddayforher,whatwiththefuneralandthelongdrive。
  AtthatmomentshelookedforwardtothefuturewithapessimismthatwouldhavedonecredittoElizaAndrewsherself。
  Thetwinswerenotnoticeablyalike,althoughbothwerefair。
  Dorahadlongsleekcurlsthatnevergotoutoforder。Davyhadacropoffuzzylittleyellowringletsalloverhisroundhead。
  Dora’shazeleyesweregentleandmild;Davy’swereasroguishanddancingasanelf’s。Dora’snosewasstraight,Davy’sapositivesnub;Dorahada"prunesandprisms"mouth,Davy’swasallsmiles;andbesides,hehadadimpleinonecheekandnoneintheother,whichgavehimadear,comical,lopsidedlookwhenhelaughed。
  Mirthandmischieflurkedineverycornerofhislittleface。
  "They’dbettergotobed,"saidMarilla,whothoughtitwastheeasiestwaytodisposeofthem。"DorawillsleepwithmeandyoucanputDavyinthewestgable。You’renotafraidtosleepalone,areyou,Davy?"
  "No;butIain’tgoingtobedforeversolongyet,"saidDavycomfortably。
  "Oh,yes,youare。"ThatwasallthemuchtriedMarillasaid,butsomethinginhertonesquelchedevenDavy。HetrottedobedientlyupstairswithAnne。"
  WhenI’mgrownuptheveryfirstthingI’mgoingtodoisstayupALL
  nightjusttoseewhatitwouldbelike,"hetoldherconfidentially。
  InafteryearsMarillaneverthoughtofthatfirstweekofthetwins’sojournatGreenGableswithoutashiver。Notthatitreallywassomuchworsethantheweeksthatfollowedit;butitseemedsobyreasonofitsnovelty。TherewasseldomawakingminuteofanydaywhenDavywasnotinmischiefordevisingit;
  buthisfirstnotableexploitoccurredtwodaysafterhisarrival,onSundaymorning……afine,warmday,ashazyandmildasSeptember。
  AnnedressedhimforchurchwhileMarillaattendedtoDora。
  Davyatfirstobjectedstronglytohavinghisfacewashed。
  "Marillawashedityesterday……andMrs。Wigginsscouredmewithhardsoapthedayofthefuneral。That’senoughforoneweek。
  Idon’tseethegoodofbeingsoawfulclean。It’slotsmorecomfablebeingdirty。"
  "PaulIrvingwasheshisfaceeverydayofhisownaccord,"saidAnneastutely。
  DavyhadbeenaninmateofGreenGablesforlittleoverforty-eighthours;buthealreadyworshippedAnneandhatedPaulIrving,whomhehadheardAnnepraisingenthusiasticallythedayafterhisarrival。
  IfPaulIrvingwashedhisfaceeveryday,thatsettledit。He,DavyKeith,woulddoittoo,ifitkilledhim。Thesameconsiderationinducedhimtosubmitmeeklytotheotherdetailsofhistoilet,andhewasreallyahandsomelittleladwhenallwasdone。
  AnnefeltanalmostmaternalprideinhimassheledhimintotheoldCuthbertpew。
  Davybehavedquitewellatfirst,beingoccupiedincastingcovertglancesatallthesmallboyswithinviewandwonderingwhichwasPaulIrving。ThefirsttwohymnsandtheScripturereadingpassedoffuneventfully。Mr。Allanwasprayingwhenthesensationcame。
  LaurettaWhitewassittinginfrontofDavy,herheadslightlybentandherfairhairhangingintwolongbraids,betweenwhichatemptingexpanseofwhiteneckshowed,encasedinalooselacefrill。Laurettawasafat,placid-lookingchildofeight,whohadconductedherselfirreproachablyinchurchfromtheveryfirstdayhermothercarriedherthere,aninfantofsixmonths。
  Davythrusthishandintohispocketandproduced……acaterpillar,afurry,squirmingcaterpillar。Marillasawandclutchedathimbutshewastoolate。DavydroppedthecaterpillardownLauretta’sneck。
  RightintothemiddleofMr。Allan’sprayerburstaseriesofpiercingshrieks。Theministerstoppedappalledandopenedhiseyes。
  Everyheadinthecongregationflewup。LaurettaWhitewasdancingupanddowninherpew,clutchingfranticallyatthebackofherdress。
  "Ow……mommer……mommer……ow……takeitoff……ow……getitout……ow……thatbadboyputitdownmyneck……ow……mommer……it’sgoingfurtherdown……ow……ow……ow……"
  Mrs。Whiteroseandwithasetfacecarriedthehysterical,writhingLaurettaoutofchurch。HershrieksdiedawayinthedistanceandMr。Allanproceededwiththeservice。Buteverybodyfeltthatitwasafailurethatday。ForthefirsttimeinherlifeMarillatooknonoticeofthetextandAnnesatwithscarletcheeksofmortification。
  WhentheygothomeMarillaputDavytobedandmadehimstaytherefortherestoftheday。Shewouldnotgivehimanydinnerbutallowedhimaplainteaofbreadandmilk。Annecarriedittohimandsatsorrowfullybyhimwhileheateitwithanunrepentantrelish。
  ButAnne’smournfuleyestroubledhim。
  "Is’pose,"hesaidreflectively,"thatPaulIrvingwouldn’thavedroppedacaterpillardownagirl’sneckinchurch,wouldhe?"
  "Indeedhewouldn’t,"saidAnnesadly。
  "Well,I’mkindofsorryIdidit,then,"concededDavy。"Butitwassuchajollybigcaterpillar……Ipickedhimuponthechurchstepsjustaswewentin。Itseemedapitytowastehim。Andsay,wasn’titfuntohearthatgirlyell?"
  TuesdayafternoontheAidSocietymetatGreenGables。Annehurriedhomefromschool,forsheknewthatMarillawouldneedalltheassistanceshecouldgive。Dora,neatandproper,inhernicelystarchedwhitedressandblacksash,wassittingwiththemembersoftheAidintheparlor,speakingdemurelywhenspokento,keepingsilencewhennot,andineverywaycomportingherselfasamodelchild。Davy,blissfullydirty,wasmakingmudpiesinthebarnyard。
  "Itoldhimhemight,"saidMarillawearily。"Ithoughtitwouldkeephimoutofworsemischief。Hecanonlygetdirtyatthat。
  We’llhaveourteasoverbeforewecallhimtohis。Doracanhaveherswithus,butIwouldneverdaretoletDavysitdownatthetablewithalltheAidshere。"
  WhenAnnewenttocalltheAidstoteashefoundthatDorawasnotintheparlor。Mrs。JasperBellsaidDavyhadcometothefrontdoorandcalledherout。AhastyconsultationwithMarillainthepantryresultedinadecisiontoletbothchildrenhavetheirteastogetherlateron。
  Teawashalfoverwhenthediningroomwasinvadedbyaforlornfigure。MarillaandAnnestaredindismay,theAidsinamazement。
  CouldthatbeDora……thatsobbingnondescriptinadrenched,drippingdressandhairfromwhichthewaterwasstreamingonMarilla’snewcoin-spotrug?
  "Dora,whathashappenedtoyou?"criedAnne,withaguiltyglanceatMrs。JasperBell,whosefamilywassaidtobetheonlyoneintheworldinwhichaccidentsneveroccurred。
  "Davymademewalkthepigpenfence,"wailedDora。"Ididn’twanttobuthecalledmeafraid-cat。AndIfelloffintothepigpenandmydressgotalldirtyandthepigrunnedrightoverme。MydresswasjustawfulbutDavysaidifI’dstandunderthepumphe’dwashitclean,andIdidandhepumpedwaterallovermebutmydressain’tabitcleanerandmyprettysashandshoesisallspoiled。"
  AnnedidthehonorsofthetablealonefortherestofthemealwhileMarillawentupstairsandredressedDorainheroldclothes。
  Davywascaughtandsenttobedwithoutanysupper。Annewenttohisroomattwilightandtalkedtohimseriously……amethodinwhichshehadgreatfaith,notaltogetherunjustifiedbyresults。
  Shetoldhimshefeltverybadlyoverhisconduct。
  "Ifeelsorrynowmyself,"admittedDavy,"butthetroubleisI
  neverfeelsorryfordoingthingstillafterI’vedidthem。
  Dorawouldn’thelpmemakepies,causeshewasafraidofmessingherclo’esandthatmademehoppingmad。Is’posePaulIrvingwouldn’thavemadeHISsisterwalkapigpenfenceifheknewshe’dfallin?"
  "No,hewouldneverdreamofsuchathing。Paulisaperfectlittlegentleman。"
  Davyscrewedhiseyestightshutandseemedtomeditateonthisforatime。ThenhecrawledupandputhisarmsaboutAnne’sneck,snugglinghisflushedlittlefacedownonhershoulder。
  "Anne,don’tyoulikemealittlebit,evenifIain’tagoodboylikePaul?"
  "IndeedIdo,"saidAnnesincerely。Somehow,itwasimpossibletohelplikingDavy。"ButI’dlikeyoubetterstillifyouweren’tsonaughty。"
  "I……didsomethingelsetoday,"wentonDavyinamuffledvoice。
  "I’msorrynowbutI’mawfulscaredtotellyou。Youwon’tbeverycross,willyou?Andyouwon’ttellMarilla,willyou?"
  "Idon’tknow,Davy。PerhapsIoughttotellher。ButIthinkI
  canpromiseyouIwon’tifyoupromisemethatyouwillneverdoitagain,whateveritis。"
  "No,Ineverwill。Anyhow,it’snotlikelyI’dfindanymoreofthemthisyear。Ifoundthisoneonthecellarsteps。"
  "Davy,whatisityou’vedone?"
  "IputatoadinMarilla’sbed。Youcangoandtakeitoutifyoulike。
  Butsay,Anne,wouldn’titbefuntoleaveitthere?"
  "DavyKeith!"AnnesprangfromDavy’sclingingarmsandflewacrossthehalltoMarilla’sroom。Thebedwasslightlyrumpled。Shethrewbacktheblanketsinnervoushasteandthereinverytruthwasthetoad,blinkingatherfromunderapillow。
  "HowcanIcarrythatawfulthingout?"moanedAnnewithashudder。
  ThefireshovelsuggesteditselftoherandshecreptdowntogetitwhileMarillawasbusyinthepantry。Annehadherowntroublescarryingthattoaddownstairs,forithoppedofftheshovelthreetimesandonceshethoughtshehadlostitinthehall。Whenshefinallydepositeditinthecherryorchardshedrewalongbreathofrelief。
  "IfMarillaknewshe’dneverfeelsafegettingintobedagaininherlife。I’msogladthatlittlesinnerrepentedintime。
  There’sDianasignalingtomefromherwindow。I’mglad……I
  reallyfeeltheneedofsomediversion,forwhatwithAnthonyPyeinschoolandDavyKeithathomemynerveshavehadaboutalltheycanendureforoneday。"
  IX
  AQuestionofColor"ThatoldnuisanceofaRachelLyndewashereagaintoday,pesteringmeforasubscriptiontowardsbuyingacarpetforthevestryroom,"saidMr。Harrisonwrathfully。"IdetestthatwomanmorethananybodyIknow。Shecanputawholesermon,text,comment,andapplication,intosixwords,andthrowitatyoulikeabrick。"
  Anne,whowasperchedontheedgeoftheveranda,enjoyingthecharmofamildwestwindblowingacrossanewlyploughedfieldonagrayNovembertwilightandpipingaquaintlittlemelodyamongthetwistedfirsbelowthegarden,turnedherdreamyfaceoverhershoulder。
  "Thetroubleis,youandMrs。Lyndedon’tunderstandoneanother,"
  sheexplained。"Thatisalwayswhatiswrongwhenpeopledon’tlikeeachother。Ididn’tlikeMrs。Lyndeatfirsteither;butassoonasIcametounderstandherIlearnedto。"
  "Mrs。Lyndemaybeanacquiredtastewithsomefolks;butIdidn’tkeeponeatingbananasbecauseIwastoldI’dlearntolikethemifIdid,"growledMr。Harrison。"Andasforunderstandingher,I
  understandthatsheisaconfirmedbusybodyandItoldherso。"
  "Oh,thatmusthavehurtherfeelingsverymuch,"saidAnnereproachfully。"Howcouldyousaysuchathing?IsaidsomedreadfulthingstoMrs。LyndelongagobutitwaswhenIhadlostmytemper。Icouldn’tsaythemDELIBERATELY。"
  "ItwasthetruthandIbelieveintellingthetruthtoeverybody。"
  "Butyoudon’ttellthewholetruth,"objectedAnne。"Youonlytellthedisagreeablepartofthetruth。Now,you’vetoldmeadozentimesthatmyhairwasred,butyou’veneveroncetoldmethatIhadanicenose。"
  "Idaresayyouknowitwithoutanytelling,"chuckledMr。Harrison。
  "IknowIhaveredhairtoo……althoughit’sMUCHdarkerthanitusedtobe……sothere’snoneedoftellingmethateither。"
  "Well,well,I’lltryandnotmentionitagainsinceyou’resosensitive。Youmustexcuseme,Anne。I’vegotahabitofbeingoutspokenandfolksmustn’tmindit。"
  "Buttheycan’thelpmindingit。AndIdon’tthinkit’sanyhelpthatit’syourhabit。Whatwouldyouthinkofapersonwhowentaboutstickingpinsandneedlesintopeopleandsaying,`Excuseme,youmustn’tmindit……it’sjustahabitI’vegot。’You’dthinkhewascrazy,wouldn’tyou?AndasforMrs。Lyndebeingabusybody,perhapssheis。Butdidyoutellhershehadaverykindheartandalwayshelpedthepoor,andneversaidawordwhenTimothyCottonstoleacrockofbutteroutofherdairyandtoldhiswifehe’dboughtitfromher?Mrs。CottoncastituptoherthenexttimetheymetthatittastedofturnipsandMrs。Lyndejustsaidshewassorryithadturnedoutsopoorly。"
  "Isupposeshehassomegoodqualities,"concededMr。Harrisongrudgingly。
  "Mostfolkshave。Ihavesomemyself,thoughyoumightneversuspectit。
  ButanyhowIain’tgoingtogiveanythingtothatcarpet。Folksareeverlastingbeggingformoneyhere,itseemstome。How’syourprojectofpaintingthehallcomingon?"
  "Splendidly。WehadameetingoftheA。V。I。S。lastFridaynightandfoundthatwehadplentyofmoneysubscribedtopainttheandshingletherooftoo。MOSTpeoplegaveveryliberally,Mr。Harrison。"
  Annewasasweet-souledlass,butshecouldinstillsomevenomintoinnocentitalicswhenoccasionrequired。
  "Whatcolorareyougoingtohaveit?"
  "Wehavedecidedonaveryprettygreen。Theroofwillbedarkred,ofcourse。Mr。RogerPyeisgoingtogetthepaintintowntoday。"
  "Who’sgotthejob?"
  "Mr。JoshuaPyeofCarmody。Hehasnearlyfinishedtheshingling。
  Wehadtogivehimthecontract,foreveryoneofthePyes……
  andtherearefourfamilies,youknow……saidtheywouldn’tgiveacentunlessJoshuagotit。Theyhadsubscribedtwelvedollarsbetweenthemandwethoughtthatwastoomuchtolose,althoughsomepeoplethinkweshouldn’thavegivenintothePyes。
  Mrs。Lyndesaystheytrytoruneverything。"
  "ThemainquestioniswillthisJoshuadohisworkwell。IfhedoesIdon’tseethatitmatterswhetherhisnameisPyeorPudding。"
  "Hehasthereputationofbeingagoodworkman,thoughtheysayhe’saverypeculiarman。Hehardlyevertalks。"
  "He’speculiarenoughallrightthen,"saidMr。Harrisondrily。
  "Oratleast,folksherewillcallhimso。IneverwasmuchofatalkertillIcametoAvonleaandthenIhadtobegininself-defenseorMrs。LyndewouldhavesaidIwasdumbandstartedasubscriptiontohavemetaughtsignlanguage。You’renotgoingyet,Anne?"
  "Imust。IhavesomesewingtodoforDorathisevening。Besides,DavyisprobablybreakingMarilla’sheartwithsomenewmischiefbythistime。Thismorningthefirstthinghesaidwas,`Wheredoesthedarkgo,Anne?Iwanttoknow。’Itoldhimitwentaroundtotheothersideoftheworldbutafterbreakfasthedeclareditdidn’t……thatitwentdownthewell。Marillasaysshecaughthimhangingoverthewell-boxfourtimestoday,tryingtoreachdowntothedark。"
  "He’salimb,"declaredMr。Harrison。"HecameoverhereyesterdayandpulledsixfeathersoutofGinger’stailbeforeI
  couldgetinfromthebarn。Thepoorbirdhasbeenmopingeversince。Thosechildrenmustbeasightoftroubletoyoufolks。"
  "Everythingthat’sworthhavingissometrouble,"saidAnne,secretlyresolvingtoforgiveDavy’snextoffence,whateveritmightbe,sincehehadavengedheronGinger。
  Mr。RogerPyebroughtthehallpainthomethatnightandMr。JoshuaPye,asurly,taciturnman,beganpaintingthenextday。Hewasnotdisturbedinhistask。Thehallwassituatedonwhatwascalled"thelowerroad。"Inlateautumnthisroadwasalwaysmuddyandwet,andpeoplegoingtoCarmodytraveledbythelonger"upper"road。
  Thehallwassocloselysurroundedbyfirwoodsthatitwasinvisibleunlessyouwerenearit。Mr。JoshuaPyepaintedawayinthesolitudeandindependencethatweresodeartohisunsociableheart。
  FridayafternoonhefinishedhisjobandwenthometoCarmody。
  SoonafterhisdepartureMrs。RachelLyndedroveby,havingbravedthemudofthelowerroadoutofcuriositytoseewhatthehalllookedlikeinitsnewcoatofpaint。Whensheroundedthesprucecurveshesaw。
  ThesightaffectedMrs。Lyndeoddly。Shedroppedthereins,heldupherhands,andsaid"GraciousProvidence!"Shestaredasifshecouldnotbelievehereyes。Thenshelaughedalmosthysterically。
  "Theremustbesomemistake……theremust。IknewthosePyeswouldmakeamessofthings。"
  Mrs。Lyndedrovehome,meetingseveralpeopleontheroadandstoppingtotellthemaboutthehall。Thenewsflewlikewildfire。
  GilbertBlythe,poringoveratextbookathome,hearditfromhisfather’shiredboyatsunset,andrushedbreathlesslytoGreenGables,joinedonthewaybyFredWright。TheyfoundDianaBarry,JaneAndrews,andAnneShirley,despairpersonified,attheyardgateofGreenGables,underthebigleaflesswillows。
  "Itisn’ttruesurely,Anne?"exclaimedGilbert。
  "Itistrue,"answeredAnne,lookinglikethemuseoftragedy。
  "Mrs。LyndecalledonherwayfromCarmodytotellme。Oh,itissimplydreadful!Whatistheuseoftryingtoimproveanything?"
  "Whatisdreadful?"askedOliverSloane,arrivingatthismomentwithabandboxhehadbroughtfromtownforMarilla。
  "Haven’tyouheard?"saidJanewrathfully。"Well,itssimplythis……JoshuaPyehasgoneandpaintedthehallblueinsteadofgreen……adeep,brilliantblue,theshadetheyuseforpaintingcartsandwheelbarrows。AndMrs。Lyndesaysitisthemosthideouscolorforabuilding,especiallywhencombinedwitharedroof,thatsheeversaworimagined。YoucouldsimplyhaveknockedmedownwithafeatherwhenIheardit。It’sheartbreaking,afterallthetroublewe’vehad。"
  "Howonearthcouldsuchamistakehavehappened?"wailedDiana。
  TheblameofthisunmercifuldisasterwaseventuallynarroweddowntothePyes。TheImprovershaddecidedtouseMorton-HarrispaintsandtheMorton-Harrispaintcanswerenumberedaccordingtoacolorcard。Apurchaserchosehisshadeonthecardandorderedbytheaccompanyingnumber。Number147wastheshadeofgreendesiredandwhenMr。RogerPyesentwordtotheImproversbyhisson,JohnAndrew,thathewasgoingtotownandwouldgettheirpaintforthem,theImproverstoldJohnAndrewtotellhisfathertoget147。
  JohnAndrewalwaysaverredthathedidso,butMr。RogerPyeasstanchlydeclaredthatJohnAndrewtoldhim157;andtherethematterstandstothisday。
  ThatnighttherewasblankdismayineveryAvonleahousewhereanImproverlived。ThegloomatGreenGableswassointensethatitquenchedevenDavy。Anneweptandwouldnotbecomforted。
  "Imustcry,evenifIamalmostseventeen,Marilla,"shesobbed。
  "Itissomortifying。Anditsoundsthedeathknellofoursociety。
  We’llsimplybelaughedoutofexistence。"
  Inlife,asindreams,however,thingsoftengobycontraries。TheAvonleapeopledidnotlaugh;theyweretooangry。Theirmoneyhadgonetopaintthehallandconsequentlytheyfeltthemselvesbitterlyaggrievedbythemistake。PublicindignationcenteredonthePyes。
  RogerPyeandJohnAndrewhadbungledthematterbetweenthem;
  andasforJoshuaPye,hemustbeabornfoolnottosuspecttherewassomethingwrongwhenheopenedthecansandsawthecolorofthepaint。JoshuaPye,whenthusanimadvertedupon,retortedthattheAvonleatasteincolorswasnobusinessofhis,whateverhisprivateopinionmightbe;hehadbeenhiredtopaintthehall,nottotalkaboutit;andhemeanttohavehismoneyforit。
  TheImproverspaidhimhismoneyinbitternessofspirit,afterconsultingMr。PeterSloane,whowasamagistrate。
  "You’llhavetopayit,"Petertoldhim。"Youcan’tholdhimresponsibleforthemistake,sinceheclaimshewasnevertoldwhatthecolorwassupposedtobebutjustgiventhecansandtoldtogoahead。Butit’saburningshameandthathallcertainlydoeslookawful。"
  ThelucklessImproversexpectedthatAvonleawouldbemoreprejudicedthaneveragainstthem;butinstead,publicsympathyveeredaroundintheirfavor。Peoplethoughttheeager,enthusiasticlittlebandwhohadworkedsohardfortheirobjecthadbeenbadlyused。Mrs。LyndetoldthemtokeeponandshowthePyesthattherereallywerepeopleintheworldwhocoulddothingswithoutmakingamuddleofthem。Mr。MajorSpencersentthemwordthathewouldcleanoutallthestumpsalongtheroadfrontofhisfarmandseeditdownwithgrassathisownexpense;
  andMrs。HiramSloanecalledattheschoolonedayandbeckonedAnnemysteriouslyoutintotheporchtotellherthatifthe"Sassiety"
  wantedtomakeageraniumbedatthecrossroadsinthespringtheyneedn’tbeafraidofhercow,forshewouldseethatthemaraudinganimalwaskeptwithinsafebounds。EvenMr。Harrisonchuckled,ifhechuckledatall,inprivate,andwasallsympathyoutwardly。
  "Nevermind,Anne。Mostpaintsfadeugliereveryyearbutthatblueisasuglyasitcanbetobeginwith,soit’sboundtofadeprettier。Andtheroofisshingledandpaintedallright。Folkswillbeabletositinthehallafterthiswithoutbeingleakedon。
  You’veaccomplishedsomuchanyhow。"
  "ButAvonlea’sbluehallwillbeabywordinalltheneighboringsettlementsfromthistimeout,"saidAnnebitterly。
  Anditmustbeconfessedthatitwas。
  X
  DavyinSearchofaSensationAnne,walkinghomefromschoolthroughtheBirchPathoneNovemberafternoon,feltconvincedafreshthatlifewasaverywonderfulthing。
  Thedayhadbeenagoodday;allhadgonewellinherlittlekingdom。
  St。ClairDonnellhadnotfoughtanyoftheotherboysoverthequestionofhisname;PrillieRogerson’sfacehadbeensopuffedupfromtheeffectsoftoothachethatshedidnotoncetrytocoquettewiththeboysinhervicinity。BarbaraShawhadmetwithonlyONEaccident……spillingadipperofwateroverthefloor……andAnthonyPyehadnotbeeninschoolatall。
  "WhatanicemonththisNovemberhasbeen!"saidAnne,whohadneverquitegotoverherchildishhabitoftalkingtoherself。
  "Novemberisusuallysuchadisagreeablemonth……asiftheyearhadsuddenlyfoundoutthatshewasgrowingoldandcoulddonothingbutweepandfretoverit。Thisyearisgrowingoldgracefully……justlikeastatelyoldladywhoknowsshecanbecharmingevenwithgrayhairandwrinkles。We’vehadlovelydaysanddelicioustwilights。Thislastfortnighthasbeensopeaceful,andevenDavyhasbeenalmostwell-behaved。Ireallythinkheisimprovingagreatdeal。Howquietthewoodsaretoday……
  notamurmurexceptthatsoftwindpurringinthetreetops!
  Itsoundslikesurfonafarawayshore。Howdearthewoodsare!
  Youbeautifultrees!Iloveeveryoneofyouasafriend。"
  Annepausedtothrowherarmaboutaslimyoungbirchandkissitscream-whitetrunk。Diana,roundingacurveinthepath,sawherandlaughed。
  "AnneShirley,you’reonlypretendingtobegrownup。Ibelievewhenyou’realoneyou’reasmuchalittlegirlasyoueverwere。"
  "Well,onecan’tgetoverthehabitofbeingalittlegirlallatonce,"saidAnnegaily。"Yousee,IwaslittleforfourteenyearsandI’veonlybeengrown-uppishforscarcelythree。I’msureI
  shallalwaysfeellikeachildinthewoods。ThesewalkshomefromschoolarealmosttheonlytimeIhavefordreaming……
  exceptthehalf-hourorsobeforeIgotosleep。I’msobusywithteachingandstudyingandhelpingMarillawiththetwinsthatIhaven’tanothermomentforimaginingthings。
  Youdon’tknowwhatsplendidadventuresIhaveforalittlewhileafterIgotobedintheeastgableeverynight。IalwaysimagineI’msomethingverybrilliantandtriumphantandsplendid……
  agreatprimadonnaoraRedCrossnurseoraqueen。LastnightIwasaqueen。It’sreallysplendidtoimagineyouareaqueen。
  Youhaveallthefunofitwithoutanyoftheinconveniencesandyoucanstopbeingaqueenwheneveryouwantto,whichyoucouldn’tinreallife。ButhereinthewoodsIlikebesttoimaginequitedifferentthings……I’madryadlivinginanoldpine,oralittlebrownwood-elfhidingunderacrinkledleaf。Thatwhitebirchyoucaughtmekissingisasisterofmine。Theonlydifferenceis,she’satreeandI’magirl,butthat’snorealdifference。
  Whereareyougoing,Diana?"
  "DowntotheDicksons。IpromisedtohelpAlbertacutouthernewdress。
  Can’tyouwalkdownintheevening,Anne,andcomehomewithme?"
  "Imight……sinceFredWrightisawayintown,"saidAnnewitharathertooinnocentface。
  Dianablushed,tossedherhead,andwalkedon。Shedidnotlookoffended,however。
  AnnefullyintendedtogodowntotheDicksons’thatevening,butshedidnot。WhenshearrivedatGreenGablesshefoundastateofaffairswhichbanishedeveryotherthoughtfromhermind。Marillametherintheyard……awild-eyedMarilla。
  "Anne,Doraislost!"
  "Dora!Lost!"AnnelookedatDavy,whowasswingingontheyardgate,anddetectedmerrimentinhiseyes。"Davy,doyouknowwheresheis?"
  "No,Idon’t,"saidDavystoutly。"Ihaven’tseenhersincedinnertime,crossmyheart。"
  "I’vebeenawayeversinceoneo’clock,"saidMarilla。"ThomasLyndetooksickallofasuddenandRachelsentupformetogoatonce。
  WhenIlefthereDorawasplayingwithherdollinthekitchenandDavywasmakingmudpiesbehindthebarn。Ionlygothomehalfanhourago……andnoDoratobeseen。DavydeclaresheneversawhersinceIleft。"
  "NeitherIdid,"avowedDavysolemnly。
  "Shemustbesomewherearound,"saidAnne。"Shewouldneverwanderfarawayalone……youknowhowtimidsheis。Perhapsshehasfallenasleepinoneoftherooms。"
  Marillashookherhead。
  "I’vehuntedthewholehousethrough。Butshemaybeinsomeofthebuildings。"
  Athoroughsearchfollowed。Everycornerofhouse,yard,andoutbuildingswasransackedbythosetwodistractedpeople。AnnerovedtheorchardsandtheHauntedWood,callingDora’sname。
  Marillatookacandleandexploredthecellar。Davyaccompaniedeachoftheminturn,andwasfertileinthinkingofplaceswhereDoracouldpossiblybe。Finallytheymetagainintheyard。
  "It’samostmysteriousthing,"groanedMarilla。
  "Wherecanshebe?"saidAnnemiserably"Maybeshe’stumbledintothewell,"suggestedDavycheerfully。
  AnneandMarillalookedfearfullyintoeachother’seyes。
  Thethoughthadbeenwiththemboththroughtheirentiresearchbutneitherhaddaredtoputitintowords。
  "She……shemighthave,"whisperedMarilla。
  Anne,feelingfaintandsick,wenttothewellboxandpeeredover。
  Thebucketsatontheshelfinside。Fardownbelowwasatinyglimmerofstillwater。TheCuthbertwellwasthedeepestinAvonlea。IfDora……butAnnecouldnotfacetheidea。
  Sheshudderedandturnedaway。
  "RunacrossforMr。Harrison,"saidMarilla,wringingherhands。
  "Mr。HarrisonandJohnHenryarebothaway……theywenttotowntoday。
  I’llgoforMr。Barry。"
  Mr。BarrycamebackwithAnne,carryingacoilofropetowhichwasattachedaclaw-likeinstrumentthathadbeenthebusinessendofagrubbingfork。MarillaandAnnestoodby,coldandshakenwithhorroranddread,whileMr。Barrydraggedthewell,andDavy,astridethegate,watchedthegroupwithafaceindicativeofhugeenjoyment。
  FinallyMr。Barryshookhishead,witharelievedair。
  "Shecan’tbedownthere。It’samightycuriousthingwhereshecouldhavegotto,though。Lookhere,youngman,areyousureyou’venoideawhereyoursisteris?"
  "I’vetoldyouadozentimesthatIhaven’t,"saidDavy,withaninjuredair。"Maybeatrampcomeandstoleher。"
  "Nonsense,"saidMarillasharply,relievedfromherhorriblefearofthewell。"Anne,doyousupposeshecouldhavestrayedovertoMr。Harrison’s?Shehasalwaysbeentalkingabouthisparroteversincethattimeyoutookherover"
  "Ican’tbelieveDorawouldventuresofaralonebutI’llgooverandsee,"saidAnne。
  NobodywaslookingatDavyjustthenoritwouldhavebeenseenthataverydecidedchangecameoverhisface。Hequietlyslippedoffthegateandran,asfastashisfatlegscouldcarryhim,tothebarn。
  AnnehastenedacrossthefieldstotheHarrisonestablishmentinnoveryhopefulframeofmind。Thehousewaslocked,thewindowshadesweredown,andtherewasnosignofanythinglivingabouttheplace。ShestoodontheverandaandcalledDoraloudly。
  Ginger,inthekitchenbehindher,shriekedandsworewithsuddenfierceness;butbetweenhisoutburstsAnneheardaplaintivecryfromthelittlebuildingintheyardwhichservedMr。Harrisonasatoolhouse。Anneflewtothedoor,unhaspedit,andcaughtupasmallmortalwithatearstainedfacewhowassittingforlornlyonanupturnednailkeg。
  "Oh,Dora,Dora,whatafrightyouhavegivenus!Howcameyoutobehere?"
  "DavyandIcameovertoseeGinger,"sobbedDora,"butwecouldn’tseehimafterall,onlyDavymadehimswearbykickingthedoor。
  AndthenDavybroughtmehereandrunoutandshutthedoor;andI
  couldn’tgetout。Icriedandcried,Iwasfrightened,andoh,I’msohungryandcold;andIthoughtyou’dnevercome,Anne。"
  "Davy?"ButAnnecouldsaynomore。ShecarriedDorahomewithaheavyheart。HerjoyatfindingthechildsafeandsoundwasdrownedoutinthepaincausedbyDavy’sbehavior。ThefreakofshuttingDoraupmighteasilyhavebeenpardoned。ButDavyhadtoldfalsehoods……downrightcoldbloodedfalsehoodsaboutit。
  ThatwastheuglyfactandAnnecouldnotshuthereyestoit。
  Shecouldhavesatdownandcriedwithsheerdisappointment。
  ShehadgrowntoloveDavydearly……howdearlyshehadnotknownuntilthisminute……andithurtherunbearablytodiscoverthathewasguiltyofdeliberatefalsehood。
  MarillalistenedtoAnne’staleinasilencethatbodednogoodDavy-ward;Mr。BarrylaughedandadvisedthatDavybesummarilydealtwith。WhenhehadgonehomeAnnesoothedandwarmedthesobbing,shiveringDora,gotherhersupperandputhertobed。
  Thenshereturnedtothekitchen,justasMarillacamegrimlyin,leading,orratherpulling,thereluctant,cobwebbyDavy,whomshehadjustfoundhiddenawayinthedarkestcornerofthestable。
  Shejerkedhimtothematonthemiddleofthefloorandthenwentandsatdownbytheeastwindow。Annewassittinglimplybythewestwindow。Betweenthemstoodtheculprit。HisbackwastowardMarillaanditwasameek,subdued,frightenedback;buthisfacewastowardAnneandalthoughitwasalittleshamefacedtherewasagleamofcomradeshipinDavy’seyes,asifheknewhehaddonewrongandwasgoingtobepunishedforit,butcouldcountonalaughoveritallwithAnnelateron。
  ButnohalfhiddensmileansweredhiminAnne’sgrayeyes,astheremighthavedonehaditbeenonlyaquestionofmischief。
  Therewassomethingelse……somethinguglyandrepulsive。
  "Howcouldyoubehaveso,Davy?"sheaskedsorrowfully。
  Davysquirmeduncomfortably。
  "Ijustdiditforfun。ThingshavebeensoawfulquiethereforsolongthatIthoughtitwouldbefuntogiveyoufolksabigscare。
  Itwas,too。"
  InspiteoffearandalittleremorseDavygrinnedovertherecollection。
  "Butyoutoldafalsehoodaboutit,Davy,"saidAnne,moresorrowfullythanever。
  Davylookedpuzzled。
  "What’safalsehood?Doyoumeanawhopper?"
  "Imeanastorythatwasnottrue。"
  "CourseIdid,"saidDavyfrankly。"IfIhadn’tyouwouldn’thavebeenscared。IHADtotellit。"
  Annewasfeelingthereactionfromherfrightandexertions。
  Davy’simpenitentattitudegavethefinishingtouch。
  Twobigtearsbrimmedupinhereyes。
  "Oh,Davy,howcouldyou?"shesaid,withaquiverinhervoice。
  "Don’tyouknowhowwrongitwas?"
  Davywasaghast。Annecrying……hehadmadeAnnecry!Afloodofrealremorserolledlikeawaveoverhiswarmlittleheartandengulfedit。
  HerushedtoAnne,hurledhimselfintoherlap,flunghisarmsaroundherneck,andburstintotears。
  "Ididn’tknowitwaswrongtotellwhoppers,"hesobbed。
  "Howdidyouexpectmetoknowitwaswrong?AllMr。Sprott’schildrentoldthemREGULAReveryday,andcrosstheirheartstoo。
  Is’posePaulIrvingnevertellswhoppersandhereI’vebeentryingawfulhardtobeasgoodashim,butnowIs’poseyou’llneverlovemeagain。ButIthinkyoumighthavetoldmeitwaswrong。
  I’mawfulsorryI’vemadeyoucry,Anne,andI’llnevertellawhopperagain。"
  DavyburiedhisfaceinAnne’sshoulderandcriedstormily。
  Anne,inasuddengladflashofunderstanding,heldhimtightandlookedoverhiscurlythatchatMarilla。
  "Hedidn’tknowitwaswrongtotellfalsehoods,Marilla。
  Ithinkwemustforgivehimforthatpartofitthistimeifhewillpromisenevertosaywhatisn’ttrueagain。"
  "Ineverwill,nowthatIknowit’sbad,"asseveratedDavybetweensobs。
  "Ifyouevercatchmetellingawhopperagainyoucan……"Davygropedmentallyforasuitablepenance……"youcanskinmealive,Anne。"
  "Don’tsay`whopper,’Davy……say`falsehood,’"saidtheschoolma’am。
  "Why?"queriedDavy,settlingcomfortablydownandlookingupwithatearstained,investigatingface。"Whyain’twhopperasgoodasfalsehood?Iwanttoknow。It’sjustasbigaword。"
  "It’sslang;andit’swrongforlittleboystouseslang。"
  "There’sanawfullotofthingsit’swrongtodo,"saidDavywithasigh。
  "Inevers’posedtherewassomany。I’msorryit’swrongtotellwhop……
  falsehoods,’causeit’sawfulhandy,butsinceitisI’mnevergoingtotellanymore。Whatareyougoingtodotomefortellingthemthistime?
  Iwanttoknow。"AnnelookedbeseechinglyatMarilla。
  "Idon’twanttobetoohardonthechild,"saidMarilla。"I
  daresaynobodyeverdidtellhimitwaswrongtotelllies,andthoseSprottchildrenwerenofitcompanionsforhim。PoorMarywastoosicktotrainhimproperlyandIpresumeyoucouldn’texpectasix-year-oldchildtoknowthingslikethatbyinstinct。
  Isupposewe’lljusthavetoassumehedoesn’tknowANYTHINGrightandbeginatthebeginning。Buthe’llhavetobepunishedforshuttingDoraup,andIcan’tthinkofanywayexcepttosendhimtobedwithouthissupperandwe’vedonethatsooften。Can’tyousuggestsomethingelse,Anne?Ishouldthinkyououghttobeableto,withthatimaginationyou’realwaystalkingof。"
  "ButpunishmentsaresohorridandIliketoimagineonlypleasantthings,"
  saidAnne,cuddlingDavy。"Therearesomanyunpleasantthingsintheworldalreadythatthereisnouseinimagininganymore。"
  IntheendDavywassenttobed,asusual,theretoremainuntilnoonnextday。Heevidentlydidsomethinking,forwhenAnnewentuptoherroomalittlelatersheheardhimcallinghernamesoftly。
  Goingin,shefoundhimsittingupinbed,withhiselbowsonhiskneesandhischinproppedonhishands。
  "Anne,"hesaidsolemnly,"isitwrongforeverybodytotellwhop……
  falsehoods?Iwanttoknow"
  "Yes,indeed。"
  "Isitwrongforagrown-upperson?"
  "Yes。"
  "Then,"saidDavydecidedly,"Marillaisbad,forSHEtellsthem。
  Andshe’sworse’nme,forIdidn’tknowitwaswrongbutshedoes。"
  "DavyKeith,Marillanevertoldastoryinherlife,"saidAnneindignantly。
  "Shedidso。ShetoldmelastTuesdaythatsomethingdreadfulWOULDhappentomeifIdidn’tsaymyprayerseverynight。AndI
  haven’tsaidthemforoveraweek,justtoseewhatwouldhappen……
  andnothinghas,"concludedDavyinanaggrievedtone。
  Annechokedbackamaddesiretolaughwiththeconvictionthatitwouldbefatal,andthenearnestlysetaboutsavingMarilla’sreputation。
  "Why,DavyKeith,"shesaidsolemnly,"somethingdreadfulHAShappenedtoyouthisveryday"
  Davylookedsceptical。
  "Is’poseyoumeanbeingsenttobedwithoutanysupper,"hesaidscornfully,"butTHATisn’tdreadful。Course,Idon’tlikeit,butI’vebeensenttobedsomuchsinceIcomeherethatI’mgettingusedtoit。Andyoudon’tsaveanythingbymakingmegowithoutsuppereither,forIalwayseattwiceasmuchforbreakfast。"
  "Idon’tmeanyourbeingsenttobed。Imeanthefactthatyoutoldafalsehoodtoday。And,Davy,"……Anneleanedoverthefootboardofthebedandshookherfingerimpressivelyattheculprit……"foraboytotellwhatisn’ttrueisalmosttheworstthingthatcouldHAPPENtohim……almosttheveryworst。
  SoyouseeMarillatoldyouthetruth。"
  "ButIthoughtthesomethingbadwouldbeexciting,"protestedDavyinaninjuredtone。
  "Marillaisn’ttoblameforwhatyouthought。Badthingsaren’talwaysexciting。They’reveryoftenjustnastyandstupid。"
  "ItwasawfulfunnytoseeMarillaandyoulookingdownthewell,though,"
  saidDavy,hugginghisknees。
  Annekeptasoberfaceuntilshegotdownstairsandthenshecollapsedonthesittingroomloungeandlaugheduntilhersidesached。
  "Iwishyou’dtellmethejoke,"saidMarilla,alittlegrimly。
  "Ihaven’tseenmuchtolaughattoday。"
  "You’lllaughwhenyouhearthis,"assuredAnne。AndMarilladidlaugh,whichshowedhowmuchhereducationhadadvancedsincetheadoptionofAnne。Butshesighedimmediatelyafterwards。
  "IsupposeIshouldn’thavetoldhimthat,althoughIheardaministersayittoachildonce。Buthedidaggravatemeso。ItwasthatnightyouwereattheCarmodyconcertandIwasputtinghimtobed。Hesaidhedidn’tseethegoodofprayinguntilhegotbigenoughtobeofsomeimportancetoGod。Anne,Idonotknowwhatwearegoingtodowiththatchild。Ineversawhisbeat。
  I’mfeelingcleandiscouraged。"
  "Oh,don’tsaythat,Marilla。RememberhowbadIwaswhenIcamehere。"
  "Anne,youneverwerebad……NEVER。Iseethatnow,whenI’velearnedwhatrealbadnessis。Youwerealwaysgettingintoterriblescrapes,I’lladmit,butyourmotivewasalwaysgood。
  Davyisjustbadfromsheerloveofit。"
  "Oh,no,Idon’tthinkitisrealbadnesswithhimeither,"pleadedAnne。
  "It’sjustmischief。Anditisratherquietforhimhere,youknow。
  Hehasnootherboystoplaywithandhismindhastohavesomethingtooccupyit。Doraissoprimandpropersheisnogoodforaboy’splaymate。Ireallythinkitwouldbebettertoletthemgotoschool,Marilla。"
  "No,"saidMarillaresolutely,"myfatheralwayssaidthatnochildshouldbecoopedupinthefourwallsofaschooluntilitwassevenyearsold,andMr。Allansaysthesamething。
  Thetwinscanhaveafewlessonsathomebutgotoschooltheyshan’ttillthey’reseven。"
  "Well,wemusttrytoreformDavyathomethen,"saidAnnecheerfully。"Withallhisfaultshe’sreallyadearlittlechap。
  Ican’thelplovinghim。Marilla,itmaybeadreadfulthingtosay,buthonestly,IlikeDavybetterthanDora,forallshe’ssogood。"
  "Idon’tknowbutthatIdo,myself,"confessedMarilla,"anditisn’tfair,forDoraisn’tabitoftrouble。Therecouldn’tbeabetterchildandyou’dhardlyknowshewasinthehouse。"
  "Doraistoogood,"saidAnne。"She’dbehavejustaswelliftherewasn’tasoultotellherwhattodo。Shewasbornalreadybroughtup,soshedoesn’tneedus;andIthink,"concludedAnne,hittingonaveryvitaltruth,"thatwealwayslovebestthepeoplewhoneedus。Davyneedsusbadly。"
  "Hecertainlyneedssomething,"agreedMarilla。"RachelLyndewouldsayitwasagoodspanking。"
  XI
  FactsandFancies"Teachingisreallyveryinterestingwork,"wroteAnnetoaQueen’sAcademychum。"JanesaysshethinksitismonotonousbutIdon’tfinditso。Somethingfunnyisalmostsuretohappeneveryday,andthechildrensaysuchamusingthings。Janesaysshepunishesherpupilswhentheymakefunnyspeeches,whichisprobablywhyshefindsteachingmonotonous。ThisafternoonlittleJimmyAndrewswastryingtospell`speckled’andcouldn’tmanageit。`Well,’hesaidfinally,`Ican’tspellitbutIknowwhatitmeans。’
  "`What?’Iasked。
  "`St。ClairDonnell’sface,miss。’
  "St。Clairiscertainlyverymuchfreckled,althoughItrytopreventtheothersfromcommentingonit……forIwasfreckledonceandwelldoIrememberit。ButIdon’tthinkSt。Clairminds。
  ItwasbecauseJimmycalledhim`St。Clair’thatSt。Clairpoundedhimonthewayhomefromschool。Iheardofthepounding,butnotofficially,soIdon’tthinkI’lltakeanynoticeofit。
  "YesterdayIwastryingtoteachLottieWrighttodoaddition。
  Isaid,`Ifyouhadthreecandiesinonehandandtwointheother,howmanywouldyouhavealtogether?’`Amouthful,’saidLottie。
  Andinthenaturestudyclass,whenIaskedthemtogivemeagoodreasonwhytoadsshouldn’tbekilled,BenjieSloanegravelyanswered,`Becauseitwouldrainthenextday。’
  "It’ssohardnottolaugh,Stella。IhavetosaveupallmyamusementuntilIgethome,andMarillasaysitmakeshernervoustohearwildshrieksofmirthproceedingfromtheeastgablewithoutanyapparentcause。
  ShesaysamaninGraftonwentinsaneonceandthatwashowitbegan。
  "DidyouknowthatThomasaBecketwascanonizedasaSNAKE?
  RoseBellsayshewas……alsothatWilliamTyndaleWROTEtheNewTestament。ClaudeWhitesaysa`glacier’isamanwhoputsinwindowframes!
  "Ithinkthemostdifficultthinginteaching,aswellasthemostinteresting,istogetthechildrentotellyoutheirrealthoughtsaboutthings。OnestormydaylastweekIgatheredthemaroundmeatdinnerhourandtriedtogetthemtotalktomejustasifI
  wereoneofthemselves。Iaskedthemtotellmethethingstheymostwanted。Someoftheanswerswerecommonplaceenough……dolls,ponies,andskates。Othersweredecidedlyoriginal。
  HesterBoulterwanted`towearherSundaydresseverydayandeatinthesittingroom。’HannahBellwanted`tobegoodwithouthavingtotakeanytroubleaboutit。’MarjoryWhite,agedten,wantedtobeaWIDOW。Questionedwhy,shegravelysaidthatifyouweren’tmarriedpeoplecalledyouanoldmaid,andifyouwereyourhusbandbossedyou;butifyouwereawidowthere’dbenodangerofeither。
  ThemostremarkablewishwasSallyBell’s。Shewanteda’honeymoon。’
  IaskedherifsheknewwhatitwasandshesaidshethoughtitwasanextranicekindofbicyclebecausehercousininMontrealwentonahoneymoonwhenhewasmarriedandhehadalwayshadtheverylatestinbicycles!
  "AnotherdayIaskedthemalltotellmethenaughtiestthingtheyhadeverdone。Icouldn’tgettheolderonestodoso,butthethirdclassansweredquitefreely。ElizaBellhad`setfiretoheraunt’scardedrolls。’Askedifshemeanttodoitshesaid,`notaltogether。’Shejusttriedalittleendtoseehowitwouldburnandthewholebundleblazedupinajiffy。EmersonGillishadspenttencentsforcandywhenheshouldhaveputitinhismissionarybox。AnnettaBell’sworstcrimewas`eatingsomeblueberriesthatgrewinthegraveyard。’WillieWhitehad`sliddownthesheephouseroofalotoftimeswithhisSundaytrouserson。’
  `ButIwaspunishedforit’causeIhadtowearpatchedpantstoSundaySchoolallsummer,andwhenyou’repunishedforathingyoudon’thavetorepentofit,’declaredWillie。
  "Iwishyoucouldseesomeoftheircompositions……somuchdoIwishitthatI’llsendyoucopiesofsomewrittenrecently。
  LastweekItoldthefourthclassIwantedthemtowritemelettersaboutanythingtheypleased,addingbywayofsuggestionthattheymighttellmeofsomeplacetheyhadvisitedorsomeinterestingthingorpersontheyhadseen。Theyweretowritethelettersonrealnotepaper,sealtheminanenvelope,andaddressthemtome,allwithoutanyassistancefromotherpeople。LastFridaymorningIfoundapileoflettersonmydeskandthateveningIrealizedafreshthatteachinghasitspleasuresaswellasitspains。Thosecompositionswouldatoneformuch。HereisNedClay’s,address,spelling,andgrammarasoriginallypenned。
  "`MissteacherShiRleyGreengabels。
  p。e。Islandcanbirds"`DearteacherIthinkIwillwriteyouacompositionaboutbirds。
  birdsisveryusefulanimals。mycatcatchesbirds。HisnameisWilliambutpacallshimtom。heisollstripedandhegotoneofhisearsfrozoflastwinter。onlyforthathewouldbeagood-lookingcat。Myunklehasadoptedacat。itcometohishouseonedayandwoudentgoawayandunklesaysithasforgotmorethanmostpeopleeverknowed。heletsitsleeponhisrockingchareandmyauntsayshethinksmoreofitthanhedoesofhischildren。thatisnotright。weoughttobekindtocatsandgivethemnewmilkbutweoughtnotbebettertothemthantoourchildren。thisisollIcanthinkofsonomoreatpresentfromedwardblakeClaY。’"
  "St。ClairDonnell’sis,asusual,shortandtothepoint。St。
  Clairneverwasteswords。Idonotthinkhechosehissubjectoraddedthepostscriptoutofmaliceaforethought。Itisjustthathehasnotagreatdealoftactorimagination。
  "`DearMissShirleyYoutoldustodescribesomethingstrangewehaveseen。IwilldescribetheAvonleaHall。Ithastwodoors,aninsideoneandanoutsideone。Ithassixwindowsandachimney。Ithastwoendsandtwosides。Itispaintedblue。Thatiswhatmakesitstrange。
  ItisbuiltonthelowerCarmodyroad。ItisthethirdmostimportantbuildinginAvonlea。Theothersarethechurchandtheblacksmithshop。Theyholddebatingclubsandlecturesinitandconcerts。
  Yourstruly,JacobDonnell。
  P。S。Thehallisaverybrightblue。’"
  "AnnettaBell’sletterwasquitelong,whichsurprisedme,forwritingessaysisnotAnnetta’sforte,andhersaregenerallyasbriefasst。Clair’s。Annettaisaquietlittlepussandamodelofgoodbehavior,butthereisn’tashadowoforginalityinher。