首页 >出版文学> Framley Parsonage>第2章
  'MrsProudieissoverykindastosaythatshewilltakemein,withmypoodle,parrot,andpetoldwoman.'
  'ItellMissDunstablethatweshallhavequiteroomforanyofhersuite,'saidMrsProudie.'Andthatitwillgiveusnotrouble.'
  '"Thelabourwedelightinphysicspain"'saidthegallantbishop,bowinglow,puttinghishanduponhisheart.InthemeantimeMrFothergillhadgotholdofMarkRobarts.MrFothergillwasagentlemanandamagistrateofthecounty,butheoccupiedthepositionofmanagingmanontheDukeofOmnium'sestate.Hewasnotexactlyhisagent;thatistosay,hedidnotreceivehisrents;buthe'managed'forhim,sawpeople,wentaboutthecounty,wroteletters,supportedtheelectioneeringinterest,didpopularitywhenitwastoomuchtroublefortheduketodoithimself,andwas,infact,invaluable.PeopleinWestBarsetshirewouldoftensaythattheydidnotknowwhatonearththedukewoulddo,ifitwerenotforMrFothergill.Indeed,MrFothergillwasusefultotheduke.
  'MrRobarts,'hesaid,'Iamveryhappytohavethepleasureofmeetingyou——veryhappyindeed.IhaveoftenheardofyoufromourfriendSowerby.'Markbowed,andsaidthathewasdelightedtohavethehonourofmakingMrFothergill'sacquaintance.'IamcommissionedbytheDukeofOmnium,'continuedMrFothergill,'tosayhowgladhewillbeifyouwilljoinhisgrace'spartyatGatherumCastlenextweek.Thebishopwillbethere,andindeednearlyallthewholesetwhoareherenow.ThedukewouldhavewrittenwhenheheardthatyouweretobeatChaldicotes;butthingswerehardlyquitearrangedthen,sohisgracehasleftitformetotellyouhowhappyhewillbetomakeyouracquaintanceinhisownhouse.IhavespokentoSowerby,'continuedMrFothergill,'andheverymuchhopesthatyouwillbeabletojoinus.'
  Markfeltthathisfacebecameredwhenthispropositionwasmadetohim.Thepartyinthecountytowhichheproperlybelonged——heandhiswife,andallthatmadehimhappyandrespectable——lookedupontheDukeofOmniumwithhorrorandamazement;andnowhehadabsolutelyreceivedaninvitationtotheduke'shouse!A
  propositionwasmadetohimthatheshouldbenumberedamongtheduke'sfriends!
  Andthoughinonesensehewassorrythatthepropositionwasmadetohim,yetinanotherhewasproudofit.Itisnoteveryyoungman,lethisprofessionbewhatitmay,whocanreceiveoverturesoffriendshipfromdukeswithoutsomeelation.Mark,too,hadrisenintheworld,asfarashehadyetrisen,byknowinggreatpeople;
  andhecertainlyhadanambitiontorisehigher;butheundoubtedlyhadafeelingthatthepathsmostpleasantforaclergyman'sfeetwerethosewhichweretroddenbythegreatonesoftheearth.
  Nevertheless,atthemomenthedeclinedtheduke'sinvitation.Hewasverymuchflattered,hesaid,butthedutiesoftheparishwouldrequirehimtoreturnfromChaldicotestoFramley.
  'Youneednotgiveananswerto-night,youknow,'saidMrFothergill.'Beforetheweekispast,wewilltalkitoverwithSowerbyandthebishop.Itwillbeathousandpities,MrRobarts,ifyouwillallowmetosayso,thatyoushouldneglectsuchanopportunityofknowinghisgrace.'
  WhenMarkwenttobed,hismindwasstillsetagainstgoingtotheduke's;but,nevertheless,hedidfeelthatitwasapitythatheshouldnotdoso.Afterall,wasitnecessarythatheshouldobeyLadyLuftoninallthings?
  CHAPTERIV
  AMATTEROFCONSCIENCE
  Itisnodoubtverywrongtolongafteranaughtything.Butneverthelesswealldoso.OnemaysaythathankeringafternaughtythingsistheveryessenceoftheevilintowhichwehavebeenprecipitatedbyAdam'sfall.Whenweconfessthatweareallsinners,weconfessthatwealllongafternaughtythings.Andambitionisagreatvice——asMarkAntonytoldusalongtimeago——areferencetohisownadvancement,andnottotheadvancementofothers.Butthen,howmanyofusaretherewhoarenotambitiousinthisviciousmanner?Andthereisnothingvilerthanthedesiretoknowgreatpeople——peopleofgreatrank,Ishouldsay;nothingworsethanthehuntingoftitlesandworshippingofwealth.Weallknowthis,andsayiteverydayofourlives.ButpresumingthatawayintothesocietyofParkLanewasopentous,andawayalsointothatofBedfordRow,howmanyofusaretherewhowouldpreferBedfordRow,becauseitissoviletoworshipwealthandtitle?
  IamledintotheserathertriteremarksbythenecessityofputtingforwardsomesortofexcuseforthatframeofmindinwhichtheRevMarkRobartsawokeonthemorningafterhisarrivalatChaldicotes.AndItrustthatthefactofhisbeingaclergymanwillnotbeallowedtopressagainsthimunfairly.Clergymenaresubjecttothesamepassionsasothermen;and,asfarasIcansee,givewaytothem,inonelineoranother,almostasfrequently.Everyclergymanshould,bycanonicalrule,feelapersonaldisinclinationtoabishopric;butyetwedonotbelievethatsuchpersonaldisinclinationisgenerallyverystrong.Mark'sfirstthoughtswhenhewokeonthatmorningflewbacktoMrFothergill'sinvitation.Thedukehadsentaspecialmessagetosayhowpeculiarlygladhe,theduke,wouldbetomakeacquaintancewithhim,theparson!HowmuchofthismessagehadbeenofMrFothergill'sownmanufacture,thatMarkRobartsdidnotconsider.
  Hehadobtainedalivingatanagewhenotheryoungclergymenarebeginningtothinkofacuracy,andhehadobtainedsuchalivingasmiddle-agedparsonsintheirdreamsregardasapossibleParadisefortheiroldyears.Ofcoursehethoughtthatallthesegoodthingshadbeentheresultsofhisownpeculiarmerits.Ofcoursehefeltthathewasdifferentfromotherparsons——morefittedbynatureforintimacywithgreatpersons,moreurbane,morepolished,andmorerichlyendowedwithmodernclericalwell-to-doaptitudes.HewasgratefultoLadyLuftonforwhatshehaddoneforhim;butperhapsnotsogratefulasheshouldhavebeen.
  AtanyratehewasnotLadyLufton'sservant,norevenherdependant.Somuchhehadrepeatedtohimselfonmanyoccasions,andhadgonesofarastohintthesameideatohiswife.Inhiscareerasparishpriesthemustinmostthingsbethejudgeofhisownactions——andinmanyalsoitwashisdutytobethejudgeofthoseofhispatroness.ThefactofLadyLuftonhavingplacedhimintheliving,couldbynomeansmakehertheproperjudgeofhisactions.Thisheoftensaidtohimself;andhesaidasoftenthatLadyLuftoncertainlyhadahankeringaftersuchajudgement-seat.
  Ofwhomgenerallydidprimeministersandofficialbigwigsthinkitexpedienttomakebishopsanddeans?Wasitnot,asarule,ofthoseclergymenwhohadshownthemselvesabletoperformtheirclericaldutiesefficiently,andablealsototaketheirplacewitheaseinsociety?HewasverywelloffcertainlyatFramley;buthecouldneverhopeforanythingbeyondFramley,ifheallowedhimselftoregardLadyLuftonasabugbear.PuttingLadyLuftonandherprejudicesoutofthequestion,wasthereanyreasonwhyheoughtnottoaccepttheduke'sinvitation?Hecouldnotseethattherewasanysuchreason.Ifanyonecouldbeabetterjudgeonsuchasubjectthanhimself,itmustbehisbishop.AnditwasclearthatthebishopwishedhimtogotoGatherumCastle.
  Thematterwasstillleftopentohim.MrFothergillhadespeciallyexplainedthat;andthereforehisultimatedecisionwasasyetwithinhisownpower.Suchavisitwouldcosthimsomemoney,forheknewthatamandoesnotstayatgreathouseswithoutexpense;andthen,inspiteofhisgoodincome,hewasnotveryflushofmoney.HehadbeendownthisyearwithLordLuftoninScotland.Perhapsitmightbemoreprudentforhimtoreturnhome.ButthenanideacametohimthatitbehovedhimaspriesttobreakthroughthatFramleythralldomunderwhichhefeltthathedidtoacertainextentexist.WasitnotthefactthathewasabouttodeclinethisinvitationfromfearofLadyLufton?andifso,wasthatamotivebywhichheoughttobeactuated?Itwasincumbentonhimtoridhimselfofthatfeeling.Andinthisspirithegotupanddressed.
  Therewashuntingagainonthatday;andasthehoundsweretomeetnearChaldicotes,andtodrawsomeconvertslyingonthevergeofthechase,theladiesweretogoincarriagesthroughthedrivesoftheforest,andMrRobartswastoescortthemonhorseback.Indeeditwasoneofthosehuntingdaysgotupratherfortheladiesthanforthesport.Greatnuisancestheyaretosteady,middle-agedhuntingmen;buttheyoungfellowslikethembecausetheyhavetherebyanopportunityofshowingalltheirsportingfinery,andofdoingalittleflirtationonhorseback.Thebishop,also,hadbeenmindedtobeoftheparty;so,atleast,hehadsaidonthepreviousevening;andaplaceinoneofthecarriageshadbeensetapartforhim;butsincethat,heandMrsProudiehaddiscussedthematterinprivate,andatbreakfasthislordshipdeclaredthathehadchangedhismind.
  MrSowerbywasoneofthosemenwhoareknowntobeverypoor——aspoorasdebtcanmakeaman——butwho,nevertheless,enjoyalltheluxurieswhichmoneycangive.ItwasbelievedthathecouldnotliveinEnglandoutofjailbutforhisprotectionasamemberofParliament;andyetitseemedthattherewasnoendtohishorsesandcarriages,hisservantsandretinue.Hehadbeenatthisworkforagreatmanyyears,andpractice,theysay,makesperfect.Suchcompanionsareverydangerous.Thereisnocholera,noyellow-fever,nosmall-pox,morecontagiousthandebt.Ifoneliveshabituallyamongembarrassedmen,onecatchesittoacertainty.NoonehadinjuredthecommunityinthiswaymorefatallythanMrSowerby.Butstillhecarriedonthegamehimself;
  andnow,onthismorning,carriagesandhorsesthrongedathisgate,asthoughhewereassubstantiallyrichashisfriendtheDukeofOmnium.
  'Robarts,mydearfellow,'saidMrSowerby,whentheywerewellunderwaydownoneofthegladesoftheforest,——fortheplacewherethehoundsmetwassomefourorfivemilesfromthehouseofChaldicotes,——'rideonwithmeamoment.Iwanttospeaktoyou.
  AndifIstaybehindweshallnevergettothehounds.'SoMark,whohadcomeexpresslytoescorttheladies,rodeonalongsideMrSowerbyinhispinkcoat.
  'Mydearfellow,FothergilltellsmethatyouhavesomehesitationaboutgoingtoGatherumCastle.'
  'Well,Ididdecline,certainly.YouknowIamnotamanofpleasureasyouare.Ihavesomedutiestoattendto.'
  'Gammon!'saidMrSowerby;andashesaidit,helookedwithakindofderisivesmileintotheclergyman'sface.
  'Itiseasyenoughtosaythat,Sowerby;andperhapsIhavenorighttoexpectthatyoushouldunderstandme.'
  'Ah,butIdounderstandyou;andIsaythatitisgammon.Iwouldbethelastmanintheworldtoridiculeyourscruplesaboutduty,ifthishesitationonyourpartarosefromanysuchscruple.Butanswermehonestly,doyounotknowthatsuchisnotthecase?'
  'Iknownothingofthekind.'
  'Ah,butIthinkyoudo.IfyoupersistinrefusingthisinvitationwillitnotbebecauseyouareafraidofmakingLadyLuftonangry?IdonotknowwhattherecanbeinthatwomanthatsheisabletoholdbothyouandLuftoninleading-strings.'
  Robarts,ofcoursedeniedthecharge,andprotestedthathewasnottobetakenbacktohisparsonagebyanyfearofLadyLufton.Butthoughhemadesuchprotestwithwarmth,heknewthathedidsoineffectually.Sowerbyonlysmiled,andsaidthattheproofofthepuddingwasintheeating.
  'Whatisthegoodofamankeepingacurateifitbenottosavehimfromthatsortofdrudgery?'heasked.
  'Drudgery!IfIwereadrudgehowcouldIbehereto-day?'
  'Well,Robarts,lookhere.Iamspeakingnow,perhaps,withmoreoftheenergyofanoldfriendthancircumstancesfullywarrant;butI
  amanoldermanthanyou,andasIhavearegardforyouIdonotliketoseeyouthrowupagoodgamewhenitisinyourhands.'
  'Oh,asfarasthatgoes,Sowerby,IneedhardlytellyouthatI
  appreciateyourkindness.'
  'Ifyouareconstant,'continuedthemanoftheworld,'toliveatFramleyallyourlife,andtowarmyourselfinthesunshineofthedowagerthere,why,insuchcase,itmayperhapsbeuselessforyoutoextendthecircleofyourfriends;butifyouhavehigherideasthanthose,youwillbeverywrongtoomitthepresentopportunityofgoingtotheduke's.Ineverknewthedukegosomuchoutofhiswaytobeciviltoaclergymanashehasdoneinthisinstance.'
  'IamsureIamverymuchobligedtohim.'
  'Thefactis,thatyoumay,ifyouplease,makeyourselfpopularinthecounty;butyoucannotdoitbyobeyingLadyLufton'sbehest.
  Sheisadearoldwoman,Iamsure.'
  'Sheis,Sowerby;andyouwouldsayso,ifyouknewher.'
  'Idon'tdoubtit;butitwouldnotdoforyouormetoliveexactlyaccordingtoherideas.Now,here,inthiscase,thebishopofthedioceseistobeoneoftheparty,andhehas,I
  believe,expressedawishthatyoushouldbeanother.'
  'HeaskedmeifIweregoing.'
  'Exactly;andArchdeaconGrantlywillalsobethere.'
  'Willhe?'askedMark.Now,thatwouldbeagreatpointgained,forArchdeaconGrantlywasaclosefriendofLadyLufton.
  'SoIunderstandfromFothergill.Indeed,itwillbeverywrongofyounottogo,andItellyouplainly;andwhatismore,whenyoutalkaboutyourduty——youhavingacurateasyoudohave——why,itisgammon.'Theselastwordshespokelookingbackoverhisshoulderashestoodupinhisstirrups,forhehadcaughttheeyeofthehuntsman,whowassurroundedbyhishounds,andwasnowtrottingontojoinhim.Duringagreatportionoftheday,MarkfoundhimselfridingbythesideofMrsProudie,asthatladyleanedbackinhercarriage.AndMrsProudiesmiledonhimgraciously,thoughherdaughterwouldnotdoso.MrsProudiewasfondofhavinganattendantclergyman;andasitwasevidentthatMrRobartslivedamongnicepeople——titleddowagers,membersofParliament,andpeopleofthatsort——shewasquitewillingtoinstallhimasasortofhonorarychaplainprotem.
  'I'lltellyouwhatwehavesettled,MrsHaroldSmithandI,'saidMrsProudietohim.'ThislectureatBarchesterwillbesolateonSaturdayevening,thatyouhadallbettercomeanddinewithus.'
  Markbowedandthankedher,anddeclaredthatheshouldbeveryhappytomakeoneofsuchaparty.EvenLadyLuftoncouldnotobjecttothis,althoughshewasnotespeciallyfondofMrsProudie.
  'Andthentheyaretosleepatthehotel.Itwillreallybetoolateforladiestothinkofgoingbacksofaratthistimeoftheyear.ItoldMrsHaroldSmith,andMissDunstable,too,thatwecouldmanagetomakeroomatanyrateforthem.Buttheywillnotleavetheotherladies;sotheygotothehotelforthenight.But,MrRobarts,thebishopwillneverallowyoutostayattheinn,soofcourseyouwilltakeabedatthepalace.'
  ItimmediatelyoccurredtoMarkthatasthelecturewastobegivenonSaturdayevening,thenextmorningwouldbeSunday;and,onthatSunday,hewouldhavetopreachatChaldicotes.'Ithoughttheywereallgoingtoreturnthesamenight,'saidhe.
  'Well,theydidintendit;butyouseeMrsSmithisafraid.'
  'IshouldhavetobebackhereontheSundaymorning,MrsProudie.'
  'Ah,yes,thatisbad——verybadindeed.NoonedislikesanyinterferencewiththeSabbathanymorethanIdo.Indeed,ifIamparticularaboutanythingitisaboutthat.Butsomeworksareworksofnecessity,MrRobarts;aretheynot?NowyoumustnecessarilybebackatChaldicotesonSundaymorning!'Andsothematterwassettled.MrsProudiewasveryfirmingeneralinthematterofSabbath-dayobservances;butwhenshehadtodealwithsuchpersonsasMrsHaroldSmith,itwasexpedientthatsheshouldgivewayalittle.'Youcanstartatnoonasit'sdaylight,youknow,ifyoulikeit,MrRobarts,'shesaid.
  Therewasnotmuchtoboastofastothehunting,butitwasaverypleasantdayfortheladies.Themenrodeupanddownthegrassroadsthroughthechase,sometimesinthegreatestpossiblehurryasthoughtheynevercouldgoquickenough;andthenthecoachmenwoulddriveveryfastalso,thoughtheydidnotknowwhy,forafastpaceofmovementisanotherofthosecontagiousdiseases.Andthenagainthesportsmenwouldmoveatanundertaker'space,whenthefoxhadtraversedandthehoundswouldbeatalosstoknowwhichwasthehuntandwhichwastheheel;andthenthecarriageswouldgoslowly,andtheladieswouldstandupandtalk.Andthenthetimeforlunchcame;andaltogetherthedaywentpleasantlyenough.
  'Andsothat'shunting,isit?'saidMissDunstable.
  'Yes,that'shunting,'saidMrSowerby.
  'IdidnotseeanygentlemendoanythingthatIcouldnotdomyself,excepttherewasoneyoungmanslippedoffintothemud;
  andIshouldn'tlikethat.'
  'Buttherewasnobreakingofbones,wasthere,mydear?'saidMrsHaroldSmith.
  'Andnobodycaughtanyfoxes,'saidMissDunstable.'Thefactis,MrsSmith,thatIdon'tthinkmuchmoreoftheirsportthanIdooftheirbusiness.Ishalltaketohuntingapackofhoundsmyselfafterthis.'
  'Do,mydear,andI'llbeyourwhipper-in.IwonderwhetherMrsProudiewouldjoinus.'
  'Ishallbewritingtotheduketo-night,'saidMrFothergilltoMark,astheywereallridinguptothestable-yardtogether.'Youwillletmetellhisgracethatyouwillaccepthisinvitation——willyounot?'
  'Uponmyword,thedukeisverykind,'saidMark.
  'Heisveryanxioustoknowyou,Icanassureyou,'saidFothergill.Whatcouldayoungflatteredfoolofaparsondo,butsaythathewouldgo?Markdidsaythathewouldgo;andinthecourseoftheeveninghisfriendMrSowerbycongratulatedhim,andthebishopjokedwithhimandsaidthatheknewthathewouldnotgiveupgoodcompanysosoon;andMissDunstablesaidshewouldmakehimherchaplainassoonasParliamentwouldallowquackdoctorstohavesucharticles——anallusionwhichMarkdidnotunderstand,tillhelearnedthatMissDunstablewasherselftheproprietressofthecelebratedOilofLebanon,inventedbyherlaterespectedfather,andpatentedbyhimwithsuchwonderfulresultsinthewayofaccumulatedfortune;andMrsProudiemadehimquiteoneoftheirparty,talkingtohimaboutallmannerofChurchsubjects;andthenatlast,evenMissProudiesmiledonhim,whenshelearnedthathehadbeenthoughtworthyofabedattheduke'scastle.Andalltheworldseemedtobeopentohim.
  Buthecouldnotmakehimselfhappythatevening.Onthenextmorninghemustwritetohiswife;andhecouldalreadyseethelookofpainfulsorrowwhichwouldfalluponFanny'sbrowwhenshelearnedthatherhusbandwasgoingtobeaguestattheDukeofOmnium's.Andhemusttellhertosendhimmoney,andmoneywasscarce.Andthen,astoLadyLufton,shouldhesendhersomemessage,orshouldhenot?Ineithercasehemustdeclarewaragainsther.AndthendidhenotoweeverythingtoLadyLufton?
  Andthusinspiteofallhistriumphshecouldnotgethimselftobedinahappyframeofmind.
  Onthenextday,whichwasFriday,hepostponedthedisagreeabletaskofwriting.Saturdaywoulddowell;andonSaturdaymorning,beforetheyallstartedforBarchester,hedidwrite.Andhisletterranasfollows:-
  'Chaldicotes,November,185-
  'DEARESTLOVE,'YouwillbeastonishedwhenItellyouhowgayweallarehere,andwhatfurtherdissipationsareinstoreforme.TheArabins,asyousupposed,arenotofourparty;
  buttheProudiesare——asyousupposedalso.Yoursuppositionsarealwaysright.AndwhatwillyouthinkwhenItellyouthatIamtosleepatthepalaceonSaturday?YouknowthatthereistobealectureinBarchesteronthatday.Well;wemustallgo,ofcourse,asHaroldSmith,oneofoursethere,istogiveit.Andnowitturnsoutthatwecannotgetbacktothehousethesamenightbecausethereisnomoon;andMrsBishopwouldnotallowthatmyclothshouldbecontaminatedbyanhotel;——verykindandconscientious,isitnot?
  'ButIhaveamoreastoundingpieceofnewsforyouthanthis.ThereistobeaverygreatpartyatGatherumCastlenextweek,andtheyhavetalkedmeoverintoacceptinganinvitationwhichthedukesentexpresslytome.Irefusedatfirst;buteverybodyheresaidthatmydoingsowouldbesostrange;andthentheyallwantedtoknowmyreason.WhenIcametorenderit,IdidnotknowwhatreasonIhadtogive.Thebishopisgoing,andhethoughtitveryoddthatIshouldnotgoalso,seeingthatIwasasked.Iknowthatmyowndarlingwillthink,andIknowthatshewillnotbepleased,andImustputoffmydefencetillIreturntoherfromthisogre-land——ifeverIgetbackalive.Butjokingapart,Fanny,IthinkthatIshouldhavebeenwrongtostandout,whensomuchwassaidaboutit.Ishouldhavebeenseemingtotakeuponmyselftositinjudgementupontheduke.Idoubtiftherebeasingleclergymaninthediocese,underfiftyyearsofage,whowouldhaverefusedtheinvitationundersuchcircumstances——unlessitbeCrawley,whoissomadonthesubjectthathethinksitalmostwrongtotakeawalkoutofhisownparish.I
  muststayatGatherumCastleoverSundayweek——indeed,weonlygothereonFriday.IhavewrittentoJonesabouthisduties.Icanmakeituptohim,asIknowhewishestogotoWalesatChristmas.Mywanderingswillallbeoverthen,andhemaygoforacoupleofmonthsifhepleases.IsupposeyouwilltakemyclassesintheschoolonSunday,aswellasyourown;butpraymakethemhaveagoodfire.Ifthisbetoomuchforyou,makeMrsPodgenstaketheboys.IndeedIthinkthatwillbebetter.
  'Ofcourseyouwilltellherladyshipofmywhereabouts.
  Tellherfromme,thatasregardsthebishop,aswellasregardinganothergreatpersonage,thecolourhasbeenlaidonperhapsalittletoothickly.NotthatLadyLuftonwouldeverlikehim.Makeherunderstandthatmygoingtotheduke'shousehasalmostbecomeamatterofconsciencewithme.Ihavenotknownhowtomakeitappearthatitwouldberightformetorefuse,withoutabsolutelymakingapartymatterofit.Isawthatitwouldbesaid,thatI,comingfromLadyLufton'sparish,couldnotgototheDukeofOmnium's.ThisIdidnotchoose.
  'IfindthatIshallwantalittlemoneybeforeIleavehere,fiveortenpounds——saytenpounds.Ifyoucannotspareit,getitfromDavis.Heowesmemorethanthat,agooddeal.Andnow,Godblessandpreserveyou,mylove.Kissmydarlingbairnsforpapa,andgivethemmyblessing.
  'Alwaysandeveryourown,'M.R.'
  Andthentherewaswritten,onanoutsidescrap,whichwasfoldedroundthefull-writtensheetofpaper.'MakeitassmoothatFramleyCourtaspossible.'Howeverstrong,andreasonable,andunanswerablethebodyofMark'slettermayhavebeen,allhishesitation,weakness,doubt,andfear,wereexpressedinthatshortpostscript.
  CHAPTERV
  AMANTIUMIRAEAMORISINTERGRATIO
  Andnow,withmyreader'sconsent,IwillfollowthepostmanwiththatlettertoFramley;notbyitsowncircuitousrouteindeed,orbythesamemodeofconveyance;forthatletterwentintoBarchesterbytheCourcynightmail-cart,which,onitsroad,passedthroughthevillagesofUffeyandChaldicotes,reachingBarchesterintimefortheup-mailfromLondon.Bythattrain,theletterwassenttowardsthemetropolisasfarasthejunctionoftheBarsetbranchline,butthereitwasturnedinitscourse,andcamedownagainbythemainlineasfarasSilverbridge;atwhichplace,betweensixandseveninthemorning,itwasshoulderedbytheFramleyfootpostmessenger,andinduecoursedeliveredattheFramleyParsonageexactlyasMrsRobartshadfinishedreadingprayerstothefourservants.Or,Ishouldsayrather,thatsuchwouldinitsusualcoursehavebeenthatletter'sdestiny.Asitwas,however,itreachedSilverbridgeonSunday,andlaytheretilltheMonday,astheFramleypeoplehavedeclinedtheirSundaypost.
  Andthenagain,whentheletterwasdeliveredattheparsonage,onthatwetMondaymorning,MrsRobartswasnotathome.Asweareallaware,shewasstayingwithherladyshipatFramleyCourt.
  'Oh,butit'smortialwet,'saidtheshiveringpostmanashehandedinthatandthevicar'snewspaper.ThevicarwasamanoftheworldandtookTheJupiter.
  'Comein,Robinpostman,andwarmtheeselfawhile,'saidJemimathecook,pushingastoolalittletooneside,butstillwellinfrontofthebigkitchenfire.
  'Well,Idudnajistknowhowit'llbe.Thewery'edges'aseyesandtellsonmeinSilverbridge,ifIsomuchasstepstopickupablackberry.'
  'Therehain'tnohedgesher,mon,noryetnoblackberries;sosittheedownandwarmtheeself.That'sbetternorblackberries,I'mthinking,'andshehandedhimabowlofteawithasliceofbutteredtoast.Robinpostmantooktheprofferedtea,puthisdrippinghatontheground,andthankedJemimacook.'ButIdudnajistknowhowit'llbe;'saidhe,'onlyitdopoursotarmationheavy.'Whichamongus,Omyreaders,couldhavewithstoodthattemptation?
  SuchwasthecircuitouscourseofMark'sletter;butasitleftChaldicotesonSaturdayeveningandreachedMrsRobartsonthefollowingmorning,orwouldhavedonebutfortheinterveningSunday,doingallperegrinationsduringthenight,itmaybeheldthatitscourseoftransportwasnotinconvenientlyarranged.We,however,willtravelbyamuchshorterroute.Robin,inthecourseofhisdailytravels,passed,firstthepost-officeatFramley,thenFramleyCourtbackentrance,andthenthevicar'shouse,sothatonthiswetmorningJemimacookwasnotabletomakeuseofhisservicesintransportingtheletterbacktohermistress;forRobinhadgotanothervillagebeforehim,expectantofhisletters.
  'Whydidn'ttheeleaveit,mon,withMrApplejohnattheCourt?'MrApplejohnwasthebutlerwhotooktheletter-bag.'Theeknow'stashowmissuswasthere.'AndthenRobin,mindfuloftheteaandtoast,explainedtohercourteouslyhowthelawmadeitimperativeonhimtobringthelettertotheveryhousethatwasindicated,lettheowneroftheletterbewhereshemight;andhelaiddownthelawverysatisfactorilywithsundrylong-wordedquotations.Nottomucheffect,however,forthehousemaidcalledhimanoaf;andRobinwoulddecidedlyhavehadtheworstofithadnotthegardenercomeinandtakenhispart.'Theywomanknowsnothin',andunderstandsnothin','saidthegardener.'Giveusholdoftheletter.I'lltakeituptothehouse.It'sthemaster'sfist.'
  AndthenRobinpostmanwentononeway,andthegardener,hewenttheother.ThegardenerneverdislikedanexcuseforgoingtotheCourtgardens,evenonsowetadayasthis.
  MrsRobartswassittingoverthedrawing-roomfirewithLadyMeredith,whenherhusband'sletterwasbroughttoher.TheFramleyCourtletter-baghadbeendiscussedatbreakfast;butthatwasnownearlyanhoursince,andLadyLufton,aswasherwont,wasawayinherownroom,writingherownletters,andlookingafterherownmatters:forLadyLuftonwasapersonwhodealtinfiguresherself,andunderstoodbusinessalmostaswellasHaroldSmith.
  Andonthatmorningshealsohadreceivedaletterwhichhaddispleasedhernotalittle.WhencearosethedispleasureneitherMrsRobartsnorLadyMeredithknew;butherladyship'sbrowhadgrownblackatbreakfasttime;shehadbundledupanominous-lookingepistleinherbag,withoutspeakingofit,andhadlefttheroomimmediatelythatbreakfastwasover.
  'There'ssomethingwrong,'saidSirGeorge.
  'MammadoesfretherselfsomuchaboutLudovic'smoneymatters,'
  saidLadyMeredith.LudovicwasLordLufton——LudovicLufton,BaronLuftonofLufton,inthecountyofOxfordshire.
  'AndyetIdon'tthinkLuftongetsmuchastray,'saidSirGeorge,ashesaunteredoutoftheroom.'Well,Justy;we'llputoffgoingthentillto-morrow;butremember,itmustbethefirsttrain.'
  LadyMeredithsaidshewouldremember,andthentheywentintothedrawing-room,andthereMrsRobartsreceivedherletter.Fanny,whenshereadit,hardlyatfirstrealisedtoherselftheideathatherhusband,theclergymanofFramley,thefamilyclericalfriendofLadyLufton'sestablishment,wasgoingtostaywiththeDukeofOmnium.ItwassothoroughlyunderstoodatFramleyCourtthatthedukeandallbelongingtohim,wasnoxiousanddamnable.HewasaWhig,hewasabachelor,hewasagambler,hewasimmoralineveryway,hewasamanofnoChurchprinciple,acorrupterofyouth,aswornfoeofyoungwives,aswallowerupofsmallmen'spatrimonies;amanwhommothersfearedfortheirsons,andsistersfortheirbrothers;andworseagain,whomfathershadcausetofearfortheirdaughters,andbrothersfortheirsisters;——amanwho,withhisbelongings,dwelt,andmustdwell,polesasunderfromLadyLuftonandherbelongings!AnditmustberememberedthatalltheseevilthingswerefullybelievedbyMrsRobarts.CoulditreallybethatherhusbandwasgoingtodwellinthehallsofApollyon,toshelterhimselfbeneaththewingsofthisveryLucifer?Acloudofsorrowsettleduponherface,andthenshereadtheletteragainveryslowly,notomittingthetell-talepostscript.
  'Oh,Justinia!'atlastshesaid.
  'What,haveyougotbadnews,too?'
  'Ihardlyknowhowtotellyouwhathasoccurred.There;Isupposeyouhadbetterreadit;'andshehandedherhusband'sepistletoLadyMeredith——keepingback,however,thepostscript.
  'Whatonearthwillherladyshipdonow?'saidLadyMeredith,asshefoldedthepaper,andreplaceditintheenvelope.
  'WhathadIbetterdo,Justinia?howhadIbettertellher?'Andthenthetwoladiesputtheirheadstogether,bethinkingthemselveshowtheymightbestdeprecatethewrathofLadyLufton.IthadbeenarrangedthatMrsRobartsshouldgobacktotheparsonageafterlunch,andshehadpersistedinherintentionafterithadbeensettledthattheMeredithsweretostayoverthatevening.LadyMeredithnowadvisedherfriendtocarryoutthisdeterminationwithoutsayinganythingaboutherhusband'siniquities,andthentosendtheletteruptoLadyLuftonassoonasshereachedtheparsonage.'Mammawillneverknowthatyoureceivedithere,'saidLadyMeredith.ButMrsRobartswouldnotconsenttothis.Suchacourseseemedtohertobecowardly.Sheknewthatherhusbandwasdoingwrong;shefeltthatheknewithimself;butstillitwasnecessarythatsheshoulddefendhim.Howeverterriblemightbethestorm,itmustbreakuponherownhead.SosheatoncewentandtappedatLadyLufton'sprivatedoor;andasshedidsoLadyMeredithfollowedher.
  'Comein,'saidLadyLufton,andthevoicedidnotsoundsoftandpleasant.Whentheyentered,theyfoundhersittingatherlittlewriting-table,withherheadrestingonherarm,andthatletterwhichshehadreceivedthatmorningwaslyingopenonthetablebeforeher.Indeedthereweretwolettersnowthere,onefromaLondonlawyertoherself,andtheotherfromhersontothatLondonlawyer.ItneedsonlytobeexplainedthatthesubjectofthoseletterswastheimmediatesaleofthatoutlyingportionoftheLuftonpropertyinOxfordshire,astowhichMrSowerbyoncespoke.
  LordLuftonhadtoldthelawyerthatthethingmustbedoneatonce,addingthathisfriendRobartswouldhaveexplainedthewholeaffairtohismother.AndthenthelawyerhadwrittentoLadyLufton,aswasindeednecessary;butunfortunatelyLadyLuftonhadnothithertoheardawordofthematter.Inhereyesthesaleoffamilypropertywashorrible;thefactthatayoungmanwithsomefifteenortwentythousandayearshouldrequiresubsidiarymoneywashorrible;thatherownsonshouldhavenotwrittentoherhimselfwashorrible;anditwasalsohorriblethatherownpet,theclergymanwhomshehadbroughttheretobeherson'sfriend,shouldbemixedupinthematter;shouldbecognizantofitwhileshewasnotcognizant;shouldbeemployedinitasago-betweenandagentinherson'sbadcourses.Itwasallhorrible,andLadyLuftonwassittingtherewithablackbrowandanuneasyheart.Asregardedourpoorparson,wemaysaythatinthismatterhewasblameless,exceptthathehadhithertolackedthecouragetoexecutehisfriend'scommission.
  'Whatisit,Fanny?'saidLadyLufton,assoonasthedoorwasopened;'Ishouldhavebeendowninhalfanhourifyouwantedme,Justinia.'
  'Fannyhasreceivedaletterwhichmakesherwishtospeaktoyouatonce,'saidLadyMeredith.
  'Whatletter,Fanny?'PoorFanny'sheartwasinhermouth;shehelditinherhand,buthadnotyetquitemadeuphermindwhethershewouldshowitboldlytoLadyLufton.'FromMrRobarts,'shesaid.
  'Well;IsupposeheisgoingtostayanotherweekatChaldicotes.
  FormypartIshouldbeaswellpleased;'andLadyLufton'svoicewasnotfriendly,forshewasthinkingofthefarminOxfordshire.
  Theimprudenceoftheyoungisverysoretotheprudenceoftheirelders.Nowomancouldbelesscovetous,lessgraspingthanLadyLufton;butthesaleofaportionoftheoldfamilypropertywastoherasthelossofherownheart'sblood.
  'Hereistheletter,LadyLufton;perhapsyouhadbetterread;'andFannyhandedittoher,againkeepingbackthepostscript.Shehadreadandre-readtheletterdownstairs,butcouldnotmakeoutwhetherherhusbandhadintendedhertoshowit.Fromthelineoftheargument,shethoughtthathemusthavedoneso.Atanyratehesaidforhimselfmorethanshecouldsayforhim,andso,probably,itwasbestthatherladyshipshouldseeit.LadyLuftontookit,andreadit,andherfacegrewblackerandblacker.Hermindwassetagainstthewriterbeforeshebeganit,andeverywordinittendedtomakeherfeelmoreestrangedfromhim.'Oh,heisgoingtothepalace,ishe?well;hemustchoosehisownfriends.
  HaroldSmithoneoftheparty!It'sapity,mydear,hedidnotseeMissProudiebeforehemetyou,hemighthavelivedtobethebishop'schaplain.GatherumCastle!Youdon'tmeantotellmethatheisgoingthere?ThenItellyoufairly,Fanny,thatIhavedonewithhim.'
  'Oh,LadyLufton,don'tsaythat,'saidMrsRobarts,withtearsinhereyes.
  'Mamma,mamma,don'tspeakinthatway,'saidLadyMeredith.
  'But,mydear,whatamItosay?Imustspeakinthatway.Youwouldnotwishmetospeakfalsehoods,wouldyou?Amanmustchooseforhimself,buthecan'tlivewithtwodifferentsetsofpeople;atleast,notifIbelongtooneandtheDukeofOmniumtotheother.Thebishopgoingindeed!IftherebeanythingthatI
  hateishypocrisy.'
  'Thereisnohypocrisyinthat,LadyLufton.'
  'ButIsaythereis,Fanny.Verystrange,indeed!"Putoffhisdefence!"Whyshouldamanneedanydefencetohiswifeifheactsinastraightforwardway?Hisownlanguagecondemnshim."Wrongtostandout!"Now,willeitherofyoutellmethatMrRobartswouldreallyhavethoughtitwrongtorefusethatinvitation?I
  saythatishypocrisy.Thereisnootherwordforit.'Bythistimethepoorwife,whohadbeenintears,waswipingthemawayandpreparingforaction.LadyLufton'sextremeseveritygavehercourage.Sheknewthatitbehovedhertofightforherhusbandwhenhewasthusattacked.HadLadyLuftonbeenmoderateinherremarks,MrsRobartswouldnothavehadawordtosay.
  'Myhusbandmayhavebeenill-judged,'shesaid,'butheisnohypocrite.'
  'Verywell,mydear,IdaresayyouknowbetterthanI;buttomeitlooksextremelylikehypocrisy;eh,Justinia?'
  'Oh,mamma,dobemoderate.'
  'Moderate!That'sallverywell.Howisonetomoderateone'sfeelingswhenonehasbeenbetrayed?'
  'YoudonotmeanthatMrRobartshasbetrayedyou?'saidthewife.
  'Oh,no;ofcoursenot.'Andthenshewentonreadingtheletter:
  '"Seemtohavebeenstandinginjudgementupontheduke."Mighthenotusethesameargumentastogoingintoanyhouseinthekingdom,howeverinfamous?Wemustallstandinjudgementoneuponanotherinthatsense."Crawley!"Yes;ifhewerealittlemorelikeMrCrawleyitwouldbeagoodthingforme,andfortheparish,andforyoutoo,mydear.Godforgivemeforbringinghimhere;that'sall.'
  'LadyLufton,Imustsaythatyouareveryharduponhim——veryhard.Ididnotexpectitfromsuchafriend.'
  'Mydear,yououghttoknowmewellenoughtobesurethatIshallspeakmymind."WrittentoJones"——yes;itiseasyenoughtowritetopoorJones.HehadbetterwritetoJones,andbidhimdothewholeduty.Thenhecangoonandbetheduke'sdomesticchaplain.'
  'Ibelievemyhusbanddoesasmuchofhisowndutyasanyclergymaninthewholediocese,'saidMrsRobarts,nowagainintears.
  'Andyouaretotakehisworkintheschool;youandMrsPodgens.
  WhatwithhiscurateandhiswifeandMrsPodgens,Idon'tseewhyheshouldcomebackatall.'
  'Oh,mamma,'saidJustinia,'pray,praydon'tbesoharshtoher.'
  'Letmefinishit,mydear;——oh,hereIcome."Tellherladyshipmywhereabouts."Helittlethoughtyou'dshowmethisletter.'
  'Didn'the,'saidMrsRobarts,puttingoutherhandtogetitback,butinvain.'Ithoughtitwasforthebest;Ididindeed.'
  'Ihadbetterfinishitnow,ifyouplease.Whatisthis?Howdoeshedaretosendhisribaldjokestomeinsuchamatter?No,IdonotsupposeIevershalllikeDrProudie;Ihaveneverexpectedit.Amatterofconsciencewithhim!Well——well——well.HadInotreaditmyself,Icouldnothavebelieveditofhim.Iwouldnotpositivelyhavebelievedit."ComingfrommyparishhecouldnotgototheDukeofOmnium!"AnditiswhatIwouldwishtohavesaid.PeoplefitforthisparishshouldnotbefitfortheDukeofOmnium'shouse.AndIhadtrustedthathewouldhavethisfeelingmorestronglythananyoneelseinit.Ihavebeendeceived——that'sall.'
  'Hehasdonenothingtodeceiveyou,LadyLufton.'
  'Ihopehewillnothavedeceivedyou,mydear."Moremoney."
  Thereisyourletter,Fanny.Iamverysorryforit.Icansaynothingmore.'AndshefoldeduptheletterandgaveitbacktoMrsRobarts.'Ithoughtitrighttoshowittoyou,'saidMrsRobarts.
  'Itdidnotmuchmatterwhetheryoudidornot;ofcourseImusthavebeentold.'
  'Heespeciallybegsmetotellyou.'
  'Why,yes;hecouldnotverywellhavekeptmeinthedarkonsuchamatter.Hecouldnotneglecthisownwork,andgoandlivewithgamblersandadulterersattheDukeofOmnium'swithoutmyknowingit.'AndnowFannyRobarts'scupwasfull,fulltooverflowing.
  WhensheheardthesewordssheforgotallaboutLadyLufton,allaboutLadyMeredith,andrememberedonlyherhusband——thathewasherhusband,and,inspiteofhisfaults,agoodandlovinghusband;——andthatotherfactalsosheremembered,thatshewashiswife.
  'LadyLufton,'shesaid,'youforgetyourselfinspeakinginthatwayofmyhusband.'
  'What!'saidherladyship;'youaretoshowmesuchaletterasthat,andIamnottotellyouwhatIthink?'
  'Notifyouthinksuchhardthingsasthat.Evenyouarenotjustifiedinspeakingtomeinthatway,andIwillnothearit.'
  'Heighty-tighty!'saidherladyship.
  'WhetherornoheisrightingoingtotheDukeofOmnium's,Iwillnotpretendtojudge.Heisthejudgeofhisownactions,andneitheryounorI.'
  'Andwhenheleavesyouwiththebutcher'sbillunpaidandnomoneytobuyshoesforthechildren,whowillbethejudgethen?'
  'Notyou,LadyLufton.Ifsuchbaddaysshouldevercome——andneitheryounorIhavearighttoexpectthem——Iwillnotcometoyouinmytroubles;notafterthis.'
  'Verywell,mydear.YoumaygototheDukeofOmniumifthatsuitsyoubetter.'
  'Fanny,comeaway,'saidLadyMeredith.'Whyshouldyoutrytoangermymother?'
  'Idon'twanttoangerher;butIwon'thearhimabusedinthatwaywithoutspeakingupforhim.IfIdon'tdefendhim,whowill?LadyLuftonhassaidterriblethingsabouthim;andtheyarenottrue.'
  'Oh,Fanny!'saidJustinia.
  'Verywell,verywell!'saidLadyLufton.'Thisisthesortofreturnonegets.'
  'Idon'tknowwhatyoumeanbyreturn,LadyLufton;butwouldyouwishmetostandquietlybyandhearsuchthingssaidofmyhusband?Hedoesnotlivewithsuchpeopleasyouhavenamed.Hedoesnotneglecthisduties.Ifeveryclergymanwereasmuchinhisparish,itwouldbewellforsomeofthem.AndingoingtosuchahouseastheDukeofOmnium'sitdoesmakeadifferencethathegoesthereincompanywiththebishop.Ican'texplainwhy,butIknowthatitdoes.'
  'Especiallywhenthebishopiscoupledwiththedevil,asMrRobartshasdone,'saidLadyLufton;'hecanjointhedukewiththemandthenthey'llstandforthethreeGraces,won'tthey,Justinia?'AndLadyLuftonlaughedabitterlittlelaughatherownwit.
  'IsupposeImaygonow,LadyLufton.'
  'Oh,yes;certainly,mydear.'
  'IamverysorryifIhavemadeyouangrywithme;butIwillnotallowanyonetospeakagainstMrRobartswithoutansweringthem.
  Youhavebeenveryunjusttohim;andeventhoughIdoangeryou,I
  mustsayso.'
  'Come,Fanny,thisistoobad,'saidLadyLufton.'Youhavebeenscoldingmeforthelasthalf-hourbecauseIwouldnotcongratulateyouonthisnewfriendthatyourhusbandhasmade,andnowyouaregoingtobeginitalloveragain.ThatismorethanIcanstand.
  Ifyouhavenothingelseparticulartosay,youmightaswellleaveme.'AndLadyLufton'sfaceasshespokewasunbending,severe,andharsh.MrsRobartshadneverbeforebeensospokentobyheroldfriend;indeed,shehadneverbeensospokentobyanyone,andshehardlyknewhowtobearherself.
  'Verywell,LadyLufton,'shesaid;'thenIwillgo.Good-bye.'
  'Good-bye,'saidLadyLufton,andturningherselftohertableshebegantoarrangeherpapers.FannyhadneverbeforeleftFramleyCourttogobacktoherownparsonagewithoutawarmembrace.Nowshewastodosowithoutevenhavingherhandshaken.Haditcometothis,thattherewasabsolutelytobeaquarrelbetweenthem——aquarrelforever?'
  'Fannyisgoing,youknow,mamma,'saidLadyMeredith.'Shewillbehomebeforeyouaredownagain.'
  'Icannothelpit,mydear.Fannymustdoasshepleases.Iamnottobethejudgeofheractions.Shehasjusttoldmeso.'MrsRobartshadsaidnothingofthekind,butshewasfartooproudtopointthisout.Sowithagentlestepsheretreatedthroughthedoor,andthenLadyMeredith,havingtriedwhataconciliatorywhisperwithhermotherwoulddo,followedher.Alas,theconciliatorywhisperwasaltogetherineffectual.
  Thetwoladiessaidnothingastheydescendedthestairs,butwhentheyhadregainedthedrawing-roomtheylookedwithblackhorrorintoeachother'sfaces.Whatweretheytodonow?Ofsuchatragedyasthistheyhadhadnoremotestpreconception.WasitabsolutelythecasethatFannyRobartswastowalkoutofLadyLufton'shouseasadeclaredenemy——shewho,beforehermarriageaswellassince,hadbeenalmosttreatedasanadopteddaughterofthefamily?
  'Oh,Fanny,whydidyouanswermymotherinthatway?'saidLadyMeredith.'Yousawthatshewasvexed.ShehadotherthingstovexherbesidesthisaboutMrRobarts.'
  'AndwouldnotyouansweranyonewhoattackedSirGeorge?'
  'No,notmyownmother.Iwouldlethersaywhatshepleased,andleaveSirGeorgetofighthisownbattles.'
  'Ah,butitisdifferentwithyou.Youareherdaughter,andSirGeorge——shewouldnotdaretospeakinthatwayastoSirGeorge'sdoings.'
  'Indeedshewould,ifitpleasedher.IamsorryIletyougoupthere.'
  'Itisaswellthatitshouldbeover,Justinia.AsthoseareherthoughtsaboutMrRobarts,itisquiteaswellthatweshouldknowthem.EvenforallthatIowetoher,andalltheloveIbeartoyou,IwillnotcometothishouseifIamtohearmyhusbandabused——notintoanyhouse.'
  'MydearestFanny,weallknowwhathappenswhentwoangrypeoplegettogether.'
  'IwasnotangrywhenIwentuptoher;notintheleast.'
  'Itisnogoodlookingback.Whatarewetodonow?'
  'IsupposeIhadbettergohome,'saidMrsRobarts.'Iwillgoandputmythingsup,andthenIwillsendJamesforthem.'
  'Waittillafterlunch,andthenyouwillbeabletokissmymotherbeforeyouleaveus.'
  'No,Justinia;Icannotwait.ImustanswerMrRobartsbythispost,andImustthinkwhatIhavetosaytohim.Icouldnotwritethatletterhere,andthepostgoesatfour.'AndMrsRobartsgotupfromherchair,preparatorytoherfinaldeparture.
  'Ishallcometoyoubeforedinner,'saidLadyMeredith;'andifI
  canbringyougoodtidings,Ishallexpectyoutocomebackherewithme.ItisoutofthequestionthatIshouldgoawayfromFramleyleavingyouandmymotherinenmitywitheachother.'TothisMrsRobartsmadenoanswer;andinaveryfewminutesafterwardsshewasinherownnursery,kissingherchildren,andteachingtheelderonetosaysomethingaboutpapa.But,evenasshetaughthim,thetearsstoodinhereyes,andthelittlefellowknewthateverythingwasnotright.Andthereshesattillabouttwo,doinglittleoddsandendsofthingsforthechildren,andallowingthatoccupationtostandasanexcusetoherfornotcommencingherletter.Butthenthereremainedonlytwohourstoher,anditmightbethattheletterwouldbedifficultinthewriting——wouldrequirethoughtsandchanges,andmustneedsbecopied,perhaps,morethanonce.Astothemoney,thatshehadinthehouse——asmuch,atleast,asMarknowwanted,thoughthesendingofitwouldleavehernearlypenniless.Shecould,however,incaseofpersonalneed,resorttoDavisasdeclaredbyhim.
  Soshegotoutherdeskinthedrawing-roomandsatdownandwroteherletter.Itwasdifficultthoughshefoundthatithardlytooksolongassheexpected.Itwasdifficult,forshefeltboundtotellhimthetruth;andyetshewasanxiousnottospoilallhispleasureamonghisfriends.Shetoldhim,however,thatLadyLuftonwasveryangry,'unreasonablyangry,Imustsay,'sheputin,inordertoshowthatshehadnotsidedagainsthim.'And,indeed,wehavequitequarrelled,andthishasmademeunhappy,asitwillyou,dearest;Iknowthat.Butwebothknowhowgoodsheisatheart,andJustiniathinksthatshehadotherthingstotroubleher;andIhopeitwillallbemadeupbeforeyoucomehome;only,dearestMark,praydonotbelongerthanyousaidinyourlastletter.'Andthentherewerethreeorfourparagraphsaboutthebabies,andtwoabouttheschools,whichImayaswellomit.Shehadjustfinishedherletter,andwascarefullyfoldingitforitsenvelope,withthetwowholefive-poundnotesimprudentlyplacedwithinit,whensheheardafootsteponthegravelpathwhichledupfromasmallwickettothefrontdoor.Thepathrannearthedrawing-roomwindow,andshewasjustintimetocatchaglimpseofthelastfoldofapassingcloak.'ItisJustinia,'shesaidtoherself;andherheartbecamedisturbedattheideaofagaindiscussingthemorning'sadventure.'WhatamI
  todo,'shehadsaidtoherselfbefore.'Ifshewantsmetobegherpardon?Iwillnotownbeforeherthatheisinthewrong.'
  Andthenthedooropened——forthevisitormadeherentrancewithouttheaidofanyservant——andLadyLuftonherselfstoodbeforeher.
  'Fanny,'shesaid,'Ihavecometobegyourpardon.'
  'Oh,LadyLufton!'
  'Iwasverymuchdistressedwhenyoucametomejustnow;——bymorethingsthanone,mydear.But,nevertheless,IshouldnothavespokentoyouofyourhusbandasIdid,andsoIhavecometobegyourpardon.'MrsRobartswaspastansweringbythetimethatthiswassaid,atleastinwords;soshejumpedup,andwithhereyesfulloftears,threwherselfintoheroldfriend'sarms.'Oh,LadyLufton!'shesobbedforthagain.
  'Youwillforgiveme,won'tyou?'saidherladyship,asshereturnedheryoungfriend'scaress.'Well,that'sright.Ihavenotbeenatallhappysinceyouleftmydenthismorning,andI
  don'tsupposeyouhave.But,Fanny,dearest,weloveeachothertoowell,andknoweachothertoothoroughly,tohavealongquarrel,don'twe?'
  'Oh,yes,LadyLufton.'
  'Ofcoursewedo.Friendsarenottobepickedupontheroad-sideeveryday;noraretheytobethrownawaylightly.Andnowsitdown,mylove,andletushavealittletalk.There,Imusttakemybonnetoff.Youhavepulledthestringssothatyouhavealmostchokedme.'AndLadyLuftondepositedherbonnetonthetable,andseatedherselfcomfortablyinthecornerofthesofa.
  'Mydear,'shesaid,'thereisnodutywhichanywomanowestoanyotherhumanbeingatallequaltothatwhichsheowestoherhusband,and,therefore,youwerequiterighttostandupforMrRobartsthismorning.'UponthisMrsRobartssaidnothing,butshegotherhandwithinthatofherladyship's,andgaveitaslightsqueeze.
  'AndIlovedyouforwhatyouweredoing,allthetime.Idid,mydear,thoughyouwerealittlefierce,youknow.EvenJustiniaadmitsthat,andshehasbeenatmeeversinceyouwentaway.And,indeed,Ididnotknowthatitwasinyoutolookinthatwayoutofthoseprettyeyesofyours.'
  'Oh,LadyLufton!'
  'ButIlookedfierceenoughmyself,Idaresay,sowe'llsaynothingmoreaboutthat;willwe?Butnow,aboutthisgoodmanofyours.'
  'DearLadyLufton,youmustforgivehim.'
  'Well,asyouaskme,Iwill.We'llhavenothingmoresaidabouttheduke,eithernoworwhenhecomesback;notaword.Letmesee——he'stobeback;——whenisit?'
  'Wednesdayweek,Ithink.'
  'Ah,Wednesday.Well,tellhimtocomeanddineupatthehouseonWednesday.He'llbeintime,Isuppose,andthereshan'tbeawordsaidaboutthishorridduke.'
  'Iamsomuchobligedtoyou,LadyLufton.'
  'Butlookhere,mydear;believemehe'sbetteroffwithoutsuchfriends.'
  'Oh,Iknowheis;muchbetteroff.'
  'Well,I'mgladyouadmitthat,forIthoughtyouseemedtobeinfavouroftheduke.'
  'Oh,no,LadyLufton.'
  'That'sright,then.Andnow,ifyou'lltakemyadvice,you'lluseyourinfluence,asgood,dearsweetwife,asyouare,topreventhisgoingthereanymore.I'manoldwomanandheisayoungman,andit'sverynaturalthatheshouldthinkmebehindthetimes.I'mnotangryaboutthat.Buthe'llfindthatit'sbetterforhim,betterforhimineveryway,tosticktohisoldfriends.Itwillbebetterforhispeaceofmind,betterforhischaracterasaclergyman,betterforhispocket,betterforhischildren,andforyou——andbetterforhiseternalwelfare.Thedukeisnotsuchacompanionasheshouldseek;——nor,ifheissought,shouldheallowhimselftobeledaway.'AndthenLadyLuftonceased,andFannyRobartskneelingatherfeetsobbed,withherfacehiddeninherfriend'sknees.Shehadnotawordnowtosayastoherhusband'scapabilityofjudgingforhimself.
  'AndnowImustbegoingagain;butJustiniahasmademepromise——promise,mindyou,mostsolemnly,thatIwouldhaveyoubacktodinnerto-night,——byforceifnecessary.ItwastheonlywayIcouldmakemypeacewithher;soyoumustnotleavemeinthelurch.'OfcourseFannysaidthatshewouldgoanddineatFramleyCourt.
  'Andyoumustnotsendthatletter,byanymeans,'saidherladyship,asshewasleavingtheroom,pokingwithherumbrellaattheepistle,whichlaydirectedonMrsRobarts'sdesk.'Icanunderstandwellwhatitcontains.Youmustalteritaltogether,mydear.'AndthenLadyLuftonleft.
  MrsRobartsinstantlyrushedtoherdeskandtoreopentheletter.
  Shelookedatherwatchanditwaspastfour.Shehadhardlybegunwhenthepostmancame.'Oh,Mary,'shesaid,'domakehimwait.Ifhe'llwaitaquarterofanhour,I'llgivehimashilling.'
  'There'snoneedofthat,ma'am.Lethimhaveaglassofbeer.'
  'Verywell,Mary;butdon'tgivehimtoomuch,forfearheshoulddropthelettersabout.I'llbereadyintenminutes.'Andinfiveminutesshehadscrawledaverydifferentsortofletter.Buthemightwantthemoneyimmediately,soshewouldnotdelayitaday.
  CHAPTERVI
  MRHAROLDSMITH'SLECTURE
  OnthewholethepartyatChaldicoteswasverypleasantandthetimepassedawayquicklyenough.MrRobarts'schieffriendthere,independentlyofMrSowerby,wasMissDunstable,whoseemedtotakeagreatfancytohim,whereasshewasnotveryaccessibletotheblandishmentsofMrSupplehouse,normoreespeciallycourteoustoherhostthangoodmannersrequiredofher.ButthenMrSupplehouseandMrSowerbywerebothbachelors,whileMarkRobartswasamarriedman.WithMrSowerbyRobartshadmorethanonecommunicationrespectingLordLuftonandhisaffairs,whichhewouldwillinglyhaveavoidedhaditbeenpossible.Sowerbywasoneofthosemenwhoarealwaysmixingupbusinesswithpleasure,andwhohaveusuallysomeschemeintheirmindwhichrequiresforwarding.Menofthisclasshave,asarule,nodailywork,noregularroutineoflabour;butitmaybedoubtedwhethertheydonottoilmuchmoreincessantlythanthosewhohave.
  'Luftonissodilatory,'MrSowerbysaid.'Whydidhenotarrangethisatonce,whenhepromisedit?AndthenheisafraidofthatoldwomanatFramleyCourt.Well,mydearfellow,saywhatyouwill;sheisanoldwoman,andshe'llneverbeyounger.ButdowritetoLufton,andtellhimthatthisdelayisinconvenienttome;he'lldoanythingforyou,Iknow.'Marksaidthathewouldwrite,and,indeed,hedidso;buthedidnotatfirstlikethetoneoftheconversationintowhichhewasdragged.ItwasverypainfultohimtohearLadyLuftoncalledanoldwoman,andhardlylesssotodiscusstheproprietyofLordLufton'spartingwithhisproperty.Thiswasirksometohim,tillhabitmadeiteasy.Butbydegreeshisfeelingsbecamelessacute,andheaccustomedhimselftohisfriendSowerby'smodeoftalking.
  AndthenonSaturdaytheywentovertoBarchester.HaroldSmithduringthelastforty-eighthourshadbecomecrammedtooverflowingwithSarawak,Labuan,NewGuinea,andtheSalomonIslands.Asisthecasewithallmenlabouringundertemporaryspecialities,heforthetimehadfaithinnothingelse,andwasnotcontentthatanyonenearhimshouldhaveanyotherfaith.TheycalledhimViscountPapuaandBaronBorneo;andhiswife,whoheadedthejokeagainsthim,insistedonhavinghertitle.MissDunstablesworethatshewouldwednonebutaSouthSeaIslander;andtoMarkwasofferedtheincomeanddutiesofBishopofSpices.NordidtheProudiefamilysetthemselvesagainsttheselittlesarcasticquipswithanyoverwhelmingseverity.Itissweettounbendoneselfattheproperopportunity,andthiswastheproperopportunityforMrsProudie'sunbending.Nomortalcanbeseriouslywiseatallhours;andinthesehappyhoursdidthatusuallywisemortal,thebishop,layasideforawhilehisseriouswisdom.
  'Wethinkofdiningatfiveto-morrow,myLadyPapua,'saidthefacetiousbishop;'willthatsuithislordshipandtheaffairsofstate?he,he,he!'Andthegoodprelatelaughedatthefun.Howpleasantlyyoungmenandwomenoffiftyorthereaboutscanjokeandflirtandpoketheirfunabout,laughingandholdingtheirsides,dealinginlittleinnuendoesandrejoicinginnicknames,whentheyhavenoMentorsoftwenty-fiveorthirtyyearsnearthemtokeeptheminorder!ThevicarofFramleymightperhapshavebeenregardedassuchaMentor,wereitnotforthatcapabilityofadaptinghimselftothecompanyimmediatelyaroundhimonwhichhesomuchpiquedhimself.HethereforealsotalkedtomyLadyPapua,andwasjocoseabouttheBaron——notaltogethertothesatisfactionofMrHaroldSmithhimself.ForMrHaroldSmithwasinearnest,anddidnotquiterelishthesejocundities.HehadanideathathecouldinaboutthreeminutestalktheBritishworldintocivilizingNewGuinea,andthattheworldofBarsetshirewouldbemadetogowithhimbyonenight'sefforts.Hedidnotunderstandwhyothersshouldbelessserious,andwasinclinedtoresentsomewhatstifflytheamenitiesofourfriendMark.
  'WemustnotkeeptheBaronwaiting,'saidMark,astheywerepreparingtostartforBarchester.
  'Idon'tknowwhatyoumeanbytheBaron,sir,'saidHaroldSmith.
  'Butperhapsthejokewillbeagainstyou,whenyouaregettingupinyourpulpitto-morrow,andsendingthehatroundamongtheclod-hoppersofChaldicotes.'
  'Thosewholiveinglasshousesshouldn'tthrowstones,eh,Baron?'
  saidMissDunstable.'MrRobarts'ssermonwillbetoonearakintoyourlecturetoallowofhislaughing.'
  'Ifwecandonothingtowardsinstructingtheouterworldtillit'sdonebytheparsons,'saidHaroldSmith,'theouterworldwillhavetowaitalongtime,Ifear.'
  'NobodycandoanythingofthatkindshortofamemberofParliamentandwould-beminister,'whisperedMrsHarold.Andsotheywereallverypleasanttogether,inspiteofalittlefencingwithedge-tools,andatthreeo'clockthecortegeofcarriagesstartedforBarchester,thatofthebishop,ofcourse,leadingtheway.Hislordship,however,wasnotinit.
  'MrsProudie,I'msureyou'llletmegowithyou,'saidMissDunstable,atthelastmoment,asshecamedownthebigstonesteps.'IwanttoheartherestofthatstoryaboutMrSlope.'Nowthisupseteverything.Thebishopwastohavegonewithhiswife,MrsSmith,andMarkRobarts;andMrSowerbyhadsoarrangedmattersthathecouldhaveaccompaniedMissDunstableinhisphaeton.ButnooneeverdreamedofdenyingMissDunstableanything.OfcourseMarkgaveway;butitendedinthebishopdeclaringthathehadnospecialpredilectionforhisowncarriage,whichhedidincompliancewithaglancefromhiswife'seye.Thenotherchangesofcoursefollowed,and,atlast,MrSowerbyandHaroldSmithwerethejointoccupantsofthephaeton.Thepoorlecturer,asheseatedhimselfmadesomeremarksuchasthosehehadbeenmakingforthelasttwodays——foroutofafullheartthemouthspeaketh.
  Buthespoketoanimpatientlistener.'D——theSouthSeaIslanders,'saidMrSowerby.'You'llhaveitallyourownwayinafewmoments,likeabullinachina-shop;butforHeaven'ssakeletushavealittlepeacetillthattimecomes.'ItappearedthatMrSowerby'slittleplanofhavingMissDunstableforhiscompanionwasnotquiteinsignificant;and,indeed,itmaybesaidthatbutfewofhislittleplanswereso.Atthepresentmomentheflunghimselfbackinthecarriageandpreparedforsleep.Hecouldfurthernoplanofhisbyatete-a-teteconversationwithhisbrother-in-law.AndthenMrsProudiebeganherstoryaboutMrSlope,orratherrecommencedit.Shewasveryfondoftalkingaboutthisgentleman,whohadoncebeenherpetchaplain,butwasnowherbitterestfoe;andintellingherstory,shehadsometimestowhispertoMissDunstable,fortherewereoneortwofie-fielittleanecdotesaboutamarriedlady,notaltogetherfitforyoungMrRobarts'sears.ButMrsHaroldSmithinsistedonhavingthemoutloud,andMissDunstablewouldgratifythatladyinspiteofMrsProudie'swinks.
  'What,kissingherhand,andheaclergyman!'saidMissDunstable.
  'Ididnotthinktheyeverdidsuchthings,MrRobarts.'
  'Stillwatersrundeep,'saidMrsHaroldSmith.
  'Hush-h-h,'looked,ratherthanspoke,MrsProudie.'Thegriefofspiritwhichthatbadmancausedmenearlybrokemyheart,andallthewhile,youknow,hewascourting——'andthenMrsProudiewhisperedaname.
  'What,thedean'swife?'shoutedMissDunstable,inavoicewhichmadethecoachmaninthenextcarriagegiveachucktohishorseasheoverheardher.
  'Thearchdeacon'ssister-in-law!'screamedMrsHaroldSmith.
  'Whatmighthehavenotattemptednext?'saidMissDunstable.
  'Shewasn'tthedean'swifethen,youknow,'saidMrsProudie,explaining.
  'Well,youareagaysetinthechapter,Imustsay,'saidMissDunstable.'YououghttomakeoneoftheminBarchester,MrRobarts.'
  'OnlyperhapsMrsRobartsmightnotlikeit,'saidMrsHaroldSmith.
  'Andthentheschemeswhichhetriedonwiththebishop!'saidMrsProudie.
  'It'sallfairinloveandwar,youknow,'saidMissDunstable.
  'Buthelittleknewwhomhehadtodealwithwhenhebeganthat,'
  saidMrsProudie.
  'Thebishopwastoomanyforhim,'suggestedMrsHaroldSmith,verymaliciously.
  'Thebishopwasnot,somebodyelsewas;andhewasobligedtoleaveBarchesterinutterdisgrace.Hehassincemarriedthewifeofsometallow-chandler.'
  'Thewife!'saidMissDunstable.'Whataman!'
  'Thewidow,Imean;butit'sallonetohim.'
  'ThegentlemanwasclearlybornwhenVenuswasintheascendant,'
  saidMrsSmith.'Youclergymenusuallyare,Ibelieve,MrRobarts.'SothatMrsProudie'scarriagewasbynomeansthedullestastheydroveintoBarchesterthatday;andbydegreesourfriendMarkbecameaccustomedtohiscompanions,andbeforetheyreachedthepalaceheacknowledgedtohimselfthatMissDunstablewasverygoodfun.Wecannotlingeroverthebishop'sdinner,thoughitwasverygoodofitskind;andasMrSowerbycontrivedtositnexttoMissDunstable,therebyoverturningalittleschememadebyMrSupplehouse,heagainshoneforthinuncloudedgoodhumour.ButMrHaroldSmithbecameimpatientimmediatelyonthewithdrawalofthecloth.Thelecturewastobeginatseven,andaccordingtohiswatchthathourhadalreadycome.HedeclaredthatSowerbyandSupplehousewereendeavouringtodelaymattersinorderthattheBarchesteriansmightbecomevexedandimpatient;andsothebishopwasnotallowedtoexercisehishospitalityintrueepiscopalfashion.
  'Youforget,Sowerby,'saidSupplehouse,'thattheworldhereforthelastfortnighthasbeenlookingforwardtonothingelse.'
  'Theworldshallbegratifiedatonce,'saidMrsHarold,obeyingalittlenodfromMrsProudie.'Come,mydear,'andshetookholdofMissDunstable'sarm,'don'tletuskeepBarchesterwaiting.Weshallbereadyinaquarterofanhour,shallwenot,MrsProudie?'
  andsotheysailedoff.
  'Andweshallhavetimeforoneglassofclaret,saidthebishop.
  'There;that'ssevenbythecathedral,'saidHaroldSmith,jumpingupfromhischairasheheardtheclock.'Ifthepeoplehavecomeitwouldnotberightinmetokeepthemwaiting,andIshallgo.'
  'Justoneglassofclaret,MrSmith,andwe'llbeoff,'saidthebishop.
  'Thosewomenwillkeepmehalfanhour,'saidHarold,fillinghisglass,anddrinkingitstanding.'Theydoitonpurpose.'
  ItwasratherlatewhentheyallfoundthemselvesinthebigroomoftheMechanic'sInstitute;butIdonotknowwhetherthisonthewholedidanyharm.MostofMrSmith'shearers,exceptingthepartyfromthepalace,wereBarchestertradesmenwiththeirwivesandfamilies;andtheywaited,notimpatiently,forthebigpeople.Andthenthelecturewasgratis,afactwhichisalwaysborneinmindbyanEnglishman,whenhecomestoreckonupandcalculatethewayinwhichheistreated.Whenhepayshismoney,thenhetakeshischoice;hemaybeimpatientornotashelikes.
  Hissenseofjusticeteacheshimsomuch,andinaccordancewiththatsenseheusuallyacts.Sothepeopleonthebenchesrosegraciouslywhenthepalacepartyenteredtheroom.Seatsforthemhadbeenkeptinthefront.Therewerethreearm-chairs,whichwerefilled,aftersomelittlehesitation,bythebishop,MrsProudie,andMissDunstable——MrsSmithpositivelydecliningtotakeoneofthem;though,assheadmitted,herrankasLadyPapuaoftheislandsdidgivehersomeclaim.Andthisremark,asitwasmadequiteoutloud,reachedMrSmith'searsashestoodbehindalittletableonasmallraiseddais,holdinghiswhitekidgloves;anditannoyedhimandratherputhimout.HedidnotlikethatjokeaboutLadyPapua.Andthentheothersofthepartysatuponafrontbenchcoveredwithredcloth.'Weshallfindthisveryhardandverynarrowaboutthesecondhour,'saidMrSowerby,andMrSmithonhisdaisagainoverheardthewords,anddashedhisglovesdowntothetable.Hefeltthatalltheroomwouldhearit.
  Andtherewereoneortwogentlemenonthesecondseatwhoshookhandswithsomeofourparty.TherewasMrThorneofUllathorne,agood-naturedoldbachelor,whoseresidencewasnearenoughtoBarchestertoallowofhiscominginwithoutmuchpersonalinconvenience;andnexttohimwasMrHarding,anoldclergymanofthechapter,withwhomMrsProudieshookhandsverygraciously,makingwayforhimtoseathimselfclosebehindherifhewouldsoplease.ButMrHardingdidnotsoplease.HavingpaidhisrespectstothebishophereturnedquietlytothesideofhisoldfriendMrThorne,therebyangeringMrsProudie,asmighteasilybeseenbyherface.AndMrChadwickalsowasthere,theepiscopalmanofbusinessforthediocese;buthealsoadheredtothetwogentlemenabovenamed.Andnowthatthebishopandtheladieshadtakentheirplace,MrHaroldSmithhummedthreetimesdistinctly,andthenbegan.
  'Itwas,'hesaid,'themostpeculiarcharacteristicofthepresenteraintheBritishislandsthatthosewhowerehighplacedbeforetheworldinrank,wealth,andeducationwerewillingtocomeforwardandgivetheirtimeandknowledgewithoutfeeorreward,fortheadvantageandameliorationofthosewhodidnotstandsohighinthesocialscale.'Andthenhepausedforamoment,duringwhichMrsSmithremarkedtoMissDunstablethatthatwasprettywellforabeginning;andMissDunstablereplied,'thatasforherselfshefeltverygratefultorank,wealthandeducation.'MrSowerbywinkedtoMrSupplehouse,whoopenedhiseyesverywideandshruggedhisshoulders.ButtheBarchesterianstookitallingoodpartandgavethelecturertheapplauseoftheirhandsandfeet.
  Andthen,wellpleased,herecommenced——'Idonotmaketheseremarkswithreferencetomyself——'
  'Ihopehe'snotgoingtobemodest,'saidMissDunstable.
  'Itwillbequitenewifheis,'repliedMrsSmith.
  '——somuchastomanynobleandtalentedlordsandmembersoftheLowerHousewhohavelatelyfromtimetotimedevotedthemselvestothisgoodwork.'AndthenhewentthroughalonglistofpeersandmembersofParliament,beginning,ofcourse,withLordBoanerges,andendingwithMrGreenWalker,ayounggentlemanwhohadlatelybeenreturnedbyhisuncle'sinterferencefortheboroughofCreweJunction,andhadimmediatelymadehisentranceintopubliclifebygivingalectureonthegrammariansoftheLatinlanguageasexemplifiedatEtonSchool.'Onthepresentoccasion,'MrSmithcontinued,'ourobjectistolearnsomethingastothosegrandandmagnificentislandswhichliefaraway,beyondtheIndies,intheSouthernOcean;thelandsofwhichproducerichspicesandgloriousfruits,andwhoseseasareembeddedwithpearlsandcorals——PapuaandthePhilippines,BorneoandtheMoluccas.Myfriends,youarefamiliarwithyourmaps,andyouknowthetrackwhichtheequatormakesforitselfthroughthosedistantoceans.'Andthenmanyheadswereturneddown,andtherewasarustleofleaves;fornotafewofthose'whostoodnotsohighinthesocialscale'hadbroughttheirmapswiththem,andrefreshedtheirmemoriesastothewhereaboutsofthosewondrousislands.
  AndthenMrSmithalso,withamapinhishand,andpointingoccasionallytoanotherlargemapwhichhungagainstthewall,wentintothegeographyofthematter.'Wemighthavefoundthatoutfromouratlases,Ithink,withoutcomingallthewaytoBarchester,'saidthatunsympathetichelpmateMrsHarold,verycruelly——mostillogicallytoo,fortherebesomanythingswhichwecouldfindoutourselvesbysearch,butwhichweneverdofindoutunlesstheybespeciallytoldtous;andwhyshouldnotthislatitudeandlongitudeofLabuanbeone——orrathertwoofthesethings?Andthen,whenhehaddulymarkedthepathofthelinethroughBorneo,Celebes,andGilolo,throughtheMacassarStraitandtheMoluccapassage,MrHaroldSmithrosetoahigherflight.
  'Butwhat,'saidhe,'availsallthatGodcangivetoman,unlessmanwillopenhishandtoreceivethegift?Andwhatisthisopeningofthehandbuttheprocessofcivilization——yes,myfriends,theprocessofcivilization?TheseSouthSeaislandershaveallthatakindProvidencecanbestowonthem;butthatallisasnothingwithouteducation.Thateducationandthatcivilizationitisforyoutobestowuponthem——yes,myfriends,foryou;foryou,citizensofBarchesterasyouare.'Andthenhepausedagain,inorderthatthefeetandhandsmightgotowork.Thefeetandhandsdidgotowork,duringwhichMrSmithtookaslightdrinkofwater.Hewasnowquiteinhiselement,andhadgotintotheproperwayofpunchingthetablewithhisfists.AfewwordsdroppingfromMrSowerbydidnowandagainfindtheirwaytohisears,butthesoundofhisownvoicehadbroughtwithittheaccustomedcharm,andheranonfromplatitudetotruism,andfromtruismbacktoplatitude,withaneloquencethatwascharmingtohimself.
  'Civilization,'heexclaimed,liftinghiseyesandhishandstotheceiling.'OCivilization——'
  'Therewillnotbeachanceforusnowforthenexthourandahalf,'saidMrSupplehouse,groaning.HaroldSmithcastoneeyedownathim,butitimmediatelyflewbacktotheceiling.