首页 >出版文学> Cap’n Warren’s Wards>第6章
  Hepushedbackhischairandstoodup。Shecontinuedtolookhimover,muchasifsheweretakingamentalinventoryofhischaracter,orrevisinganoldone。”Ihope,”shesaid,lightly,butwithdeliberation,”ourlittleargumentand——er——slightdisagreementconcerning——er——dutywillnotmakeusenemies,CaptainWarren。””Enemies!Landsakes,no!Irespectanybody’shavin’opinionsandnotbein’afraidtogive’em。AndIthinkIcanunderstandsomeofhowyoufeel。MaybeifIwasanchoredhereonFifthAvenue,sameasyouare,insteadofbein’blowninbyanunexpectedno’theaster,I’dbefeelin’thesameway。It’sallaccordin’,asI’vesaidsooften。Enemies?No,indeed!”
  Shelaughedagain。”I’msoglad!”shesaid。”Malcolmdeclareshe’dbequiteafraidofme——asanenemy。HeseemstothinkI
  possesssomemysteriousandquitediabolicaltalentformakingmyun-friendsuncomfortable,anddeclareshewouldcompromiseratherthanfightmeatanytime。Ofcourseit’sridiculous——justoneofhisjokes——andI’mreallyharmlessandverymuchafraid。That’swhyIwantyouandmetobefriends,CaptainWarren。””Sure!”CaptainElishanoddedemphatically。”That’swhatIwant,too。”
  Butthatevening,immediatelyafterhisreturntotheapartment,when——Carolinehavinggonetoherownroomtoremoveherwraps——heandthebutlerwerealone,hecharacteristicallyunburdenedhismind。”Mr。Warren,sir,”saidEdwards,”ayounggentlemanleftanotehereforyouthisafternoon。Theelevatormangaveittome,sir。
  It’sonyourdressingtable,sir。”
  Thecaptain’sanswerhadnothingwhatevertodowiththenote。Hehadbeenthinkingofotherthings。”Commodore,”hesaid,”I’vegottheanswer。””Tothenote?Already,sir?Ididn’tknowyou’dseenit。””Iain’t。I’vegottheanswertotheconundrum。It’sMother!””Mother,sir?I——Idon’tknowwhatyoumean。””Ido。Theanswer’sMother。Sonnydon’tcount,thoughhemaythinkhedoes。ButMother’sthewholeteamandthedogunderthewagon。And,Commodore,we’vegottotrotsomeifwewanttokeepaheadofthatteam!Don’tyouforgetit!”
  Hewenttohisroom,leavingthebewilderedbutlertoretiretothekitchen,whereheinformedthecookthattheoldmanwasoffhisheadworsethancommontonight。”Blessedifhedon’tthinkhe’satrottinghorse!”saidEdwards。
  CHAPTERXI
  Thenoteonthediningroomtableproved,tothecaptain’sdelight,tobefromJamesPearson。Itwasbriefandtothepoint。”Whydon’tyoucomeandseeme?”wrotetheyoungman。”I’vebeenexpectingyou,andyoupromisedtocome。Haveyouforgottenmyaddress?Ifso,hereitis。Iexpecttobeinalldayto-morrow。”
  Theconsequenceofthiswasthateleveno’clockthenextdayfoundCaptainElishapullingthebellatabrickhouseinalongbrickblockonaWestSidestreet。Theblockhadevidentlybeen,initstime,thehomesofwell-to-dopeople,butnowitwasratherdingyandgonetoseed。Acrossthestreetthefirstfloorswere,forthemostpart,smallshops,andinthewindowsabovethemdoctors’
  signsalternatedwiththoseofmodistes,manicureartists,andmilliners。
  Thecaptainhadcomearoundaboutway,stoppinginattheMoriartyflat,wherehefoundMrs。Moriartyinacuriousstateofwoeandtearfulpride。”Oh,whatwillIdo,sir?”shemoaned。”WhenI
  thinkhe’sgone,itseemsasifI’ddie,too。But,thankstoyouandMissWarren——Marymakeituptoher!——myPat’llhavethefinestfuneralsincetheGuinnysaloonmanwasburied。Ah,ifhecouldhavelivedtoseeit,he’dhavediedcontent!”
  Thepullattheboarding-housebellwasansweredbyaratherslatternlymaid,whoinformedthevisitorthatsheguessedMr。
  Pearsonwasin;he’mostalwayswasaroundlunchtime。SoCaptainElishawaitedinatypicalboarding-houseparlor,beforeagratewithnofireinitandsurroundedbywalnutandplushfurniture,untilPearsonhimselfcamehurryingdownstairs。”Say,you’reabrick,CaptainWarren!”hedeclared,astheyshookhands。”Ihopedyou’dcometo-day。Whyhaven’tyoubefore?”
  Thecaptainexplainedhishavingmislaidtheaddress。”Oh,wasthatit?ThenI’mgladIremindedyou。Ratheracheekythingtodo,butI’vebeenareporter,andnerveisnecessaryinthatprofession。Ibegantobeafraidlivingamongtheblue-bloodshadhaditseffect,andyouweregettingfinickyastoyouracquaintances。””Youdidn’tbelieveanysuchthing。””Didn’tI?Well,perhapsIdidn’t。Comeuptomyroom。Ithinkwecanjustaboutsqueezein,ifyoudon’tmindsittingclose。”
  Pearson’sroomwasonthethirdflight,atthefrontofthehouse。
  Throughthewindowonesawtheupperhalfofthebuildingsopposite,andabovethemastretchofsky。Thebedwasasmallbrassandironaffair,buttherestofthefurniturewasofgoodquality,thechairswereeasyandcomfortable,andthewallswerethicklyhungwithphotographs,frameddrawings,andprints。”Iputthoseuptocoverthewallpaper,”explainedthehost。”I
  don’tofferthemasanartcollection,butasascreen。Sitdown。
  Putyourcoatonthebed。ShallIclosethewindow?Iusuallykeeptheupperhalfopentoletoutthepipesmoke。OtherwiseI
  mightnotbeabletonavigatewithoutfogsignals。”
  Hisvisitorchuckled,followeddirectionswithhiscoatandhat,andsatdown。Pearsontookthechairbythesmallflat-toppeddesk。”Howaboutthatwindow?”heasked。”ShallIshutit?””No,no!We’llbewarmenough,Iguess。You’vegotsteamheat,I
  see。””Youmeanyouhear。Thosepipesmakenoiseenoughtowakethedead。AtfirstIthoughtIcouldn’tsleepbecauseoftherackettheymade。NowIdoubtifIcouldwithoutit。Wouldyouconsideracigar,Captain?””Hum!Idon’tusuallystoptoconsider。ButItellyou,Jim——justnowyousaidsomethingaboutapipe。I’vegotmineaboard,butI
  ain’tdaredtosmokeitsinceIleftSouthDenboro。Ifyouwouldn’tmind——””Notabit。Tobaccointhisjaronthedesk。Ikeepatemporarysupplyinmyjacketpocket。Matches?Hereyouare!Whatdoyouthinkofmy——er——stateroom?””Thinkitmakesnice,snugquarters,”wasthepromptanswer。”Humph!Snugisagoodword。Muchlikelivinginanomnibus,butitanswersthepurpose。Ifurnisheditmyself,exceptforthebed。
  Theoriginalbureauhadpicturesofcauliflowerspaintedoneachdrawerfront。Mrs。Hepton——mylandlady——wasconvincedthattheywereroses。Itoldhershemightberight,but,atallevents,lookingatthemmademehungry。Perhapsshenoticedtheeffectonmyappetiteandwaswillingformetosubstitute。”
  Thecaptainlaughed。Then,pointing,heasked:”What’sthathandbill?”
  The”handbill”wasafair-sizedposterannouncingtheproductionatthe”EurekaOperaHouse”ofthe”ThrillingComedy-Drama,TheGoldenGods。”Pearsonlookedatit,madeaface,andshookhishead。”That,”hesaid,”ismycombinedcrusherandcomforter。Itistheannouncementofthefirst,andnexttothelast,performanceofaplayIwroteinmycalfdays。The’EurekaOperaHousesis——orwas,ifthe’gods’weren’ttoomuchforit——locatedatDaybury,Illinois。Ikeepthatbilltopreventmyconceitgettingawaywithme。Also,whenIgetdiscouragedovermynovel,itremindsmethat,howeverbadtheyarnmayturnouttobe,Ihavecommittedworsecrimes。
  Thisledtothecaptain’saskingaboutthenovelandhowitwasprogressing。Hiscompanionadmittedhavingmadesomeprogress,moreinthelineofrevisionthananythingelse。Hehadremodeledhisherosomewhat,inaccordancewithhisnewfriend’ssuggestionsduringtheirinterviewattheWarrenapartment,andhadintroducedothercharacters,portraitsketchesfrommemoryofpersonswhomhehadknowninhisboyhooddaysintheMainetown。Hereadafewchaptersaloud,andCaptainElishawaxedalmostenthusiasticoverthem。
  Thenfollowedalongdiscussionoverapointofseamanship,thehandlingofabarkinagale。Itdevelopedthattheyoungauthor’sknowledgeofsaltwaterstrategywasextensiveandcorrectinthemain,thoughsomewhattheoretical。Thatofhiscriticwasbaseduponpracticeandhardexperience。Hecitedthisskipperandthatasexamples,andcarriedthemthroughno’theastersoffHatterasandtyphoonsintheIndianOcean。Theroom,inspiteoftheopenwindow,grewthickwithpipesmoke,andtheargumentwaspunctuatedbythumpsonthedeskandchairarms,andillustratedbydiagramsdrawnbythecaptain’sforefingeronthesideofthedresser。Theeffectsofoilonbreakingrollers,theuseofa”sea-anchor”overthesideto”holdhertoit,”whetherornotamanwasjustifiedinabandoninghisshipundercertaingivencircumstances,theseweredebatedproandcon。AlwaysPearson’s”UncleJim”washeldupasthefinalauthority,theparagonofseacaptains,bythevisitor,and,whilehishostpretendedtoagree,withmodestreservations,inthisestimateofhisrelative,hewasmoreandmorecertainthathisherowasboundtobecomeayouthfuleditionofElishaWarrenhimself——andhethankedthefateswhichhadbroughtthisfine,able,old-schoolmarinertohisdoor。
  Atlength,CaptainElisha,havingworked”UncleJim”intoasafeharborafterahundredmilecruiseunderjuryjig,withallhandswatchandwatchatthepumps,leanedforwardintriumphtorefillhispipe。Havingdoneso,hiseyesremainedfixeduponaphotographstanding,partiallyhiddenbyaleathercollarbox,uponthedresser。Helookedatitintently,thenroseandtookitinhishand。”Well,Iswan!”heexclaimed。”Eitherwhatmyhead’sbeenthefullestoflatelyhasstrucktomyeyesight,orelse——why,say,Jim,that’sCaroline,ain’tit?”
  Pearsoncoloredandseemedembarrassed。”Yes,”heanswered,”thatisMissWarren。””Humph!Goodlikeness,too!Butwhatkindofrighasshegoton?
  I’veseenherwearagoodmanydresses——seemstohaveadifferentoneforeveryday,prettynigh——butIneversawherinanythinglikethat。Lookssortofoutlandish;likeoneofthemforeigngirlsatGeneva——orLeghorn,say。””Yes。ThatisanItalianpeasantcostume。MissWarrenworeitatafancydressballayearago。””Wanttoknow!I-talianpeasant,hey!FifthAvenuepeasantwithdiamondsinherhair。Becomin’toher,ain’tit。””Ithoughtso。””Yup。ShelooksprettyENOUGH!Butshedon’tneeddiamondsnorhand-organclothestomakeherpretty。”
  Then,lookingupfromthephotograph,heasked,”Giveyouthispicture,didshe?”
  Hisfriend’sembarrassmentincreased。”No,”heansweredshortly。
  Then,afteraninstant’shesitation。”ThatballwasgivenbytheAstorbiltsandwasoneofthemostswaggeraffairsoftheseason。
  ThePlanet——thepaperwithwhichIwasconnected——issuesaSundaysupplementofhalf-tonereproductionsofphotographs。Onepagewasgivenuptopicturesoftheballandthecostumeswornthere。””Isee。Astonishin’howfolksdoliketogettheirfacesintoprint。Iusedtoknowanoldwoman——AuntHepsibahTucker,hernamewas——she’sdeadnow。TheprideofAuntHepsy’sheartwasthatshetooknineteenbottlesof’BalmofBurdockTea’andtheteafolksprintedherpictureasatestimonialthatshelivedthroughit。
  Ho,ho!Andsocietybig-bugsappeartohavethesamecravin’。””Someofthemdo。Butthatofyourniecewasobtainedbyoursocietyreporterfromthephotographerwhotookit。Briberyandcorruption,ofcourse。MissWarrenwouldhavebeenatleastsurprisedtoseeitinoursupplement。Ifanciedshemightnotcareforsomuchpublicityandsuppressedit。””Um-hm。Well,Iguessyoudidright。I’llthankyouforher。Bytheway,ItoldCarolinewhereIwascal’latin’togothismornin’,andshewishedtoberememberedtoyou。”
  Pearsonseemedpleased,buthemadenocomment。CaptainElishablewasmokeringfromhispipe。”Andsay,Jim,”headded,embarrassedinhisturn,”Ihopeyouwon’tthinkI’minterferin’inyouraffairs,butareyoustillsetagainstcomin’uptowhereIlive?Iknowyousaidyouhadareason,butareyousureit’sagoodone?”
  Hewaitedforananswerbutnonecame。Pearsonwasgazingoutofthewindow。Thecaptainlookedathiswatchandrose。”IguessI’llhavetobegoin’,”hesaid。”It’saftertwelvenow。”
  Hishostswungaroundinhischair。”Sitdown,Captain,”hesaid。”I’vebeendoingalotofthinkingsinceIsawyou,andI’mnotsureaboutthatreason。IbelieveI’llaskyouradvice。Itisadelicatematter,anditinvolvesyourbrother。Youmayseeitashedid,and,ifso,ourfriendshipends,Isuppose。ButI’mgoingtoriskit。”Mr。RodgersWarrenandI,”hewenton,”werewellacquaintedduringthelatterpartofmynewspaperwork。IwasfinancialmanonthePlanet,andsomearticlesIwrotetookyourbrother’sfancy。
  Atallevents,hewrotemeconcerningtheminhighlycomplimentarytermsandaskedmetocallandseehimathisoffice。Ididsoand——well,webecameveryfriendly,somuchsothatheinvitedmetohishouse。Idinedthereseveraltimes,wasinvitedtocalloften,and——Ienjoyedit。Yousee,Ihadfewfriendsinthecity,outsidemyjournalisticacquaintances,andIsupposeIwasflatteredbyMr。Warren’skindnessandthefancyheseemedtohavetakentome。AndIlikedMissWarren——noonecouldhelpthat——andIbelievedshelikedme。””Shedoeslikeyou,”interruptedhiscompanion,withsurprise。”Caroline’sagoodgirl。””Yes,sheis。However,sheisn’tinthisstory,exceptasaside-
  issue。Atthistimemyambitionswereforanewspapercareer,andIthoughtIwassucceeding。Andherfather’smarkedinterestandthethingshesaidtomepromisedmorethananordinarysuccess。
  Hewasawellknownmanonthestreet,andinfluential。Somyheadbegantoswell,andIdreamed——alotoffoolishness。Andthen——”
  Hepaused,putdownhisemptypipe,andsighed。”Well,then,”hecontinued,”cametheupset。Ijudgedfromwhatyousaidatourpreviousconversation,Captain,thatyouwerewellenoughacquaintedwithWallStreettoknowthatqueeroperationstakeplacethere。DidyoureadabouttheSouthShoreTrolleybusiness?”
  CaptainElishaconsidered。”Why,yes,”hesaid,slowly,”seem’sifIdid。Oneofthoseconsolidationswith’holdin’companies’andfranchisesandextensionsandwaterbythehogshead。Wa’n’tthatit?Iremembernow;theBostonpapershadconsiderableaboutit,andIpresumelikelytheNewYorkoneshadmore。Oneofthoseall-
  accordin’-to-lawswindlesthatsproutsameastoadstoolsinadarkplace,butdieoutifthelight’sturnedontoosudden。Thisonedidn’tcometonothin’butabadsmell,ifIrememberright。””Youdo。AndIsupposeI’mresponsibleforthesmell。Igotwindofthething,investigated,foundoutsomethingofwhatwasgoingon,andprintedapreliminarystoryinthePlanet。Itcausedasensation。”
  Hepausedoncemore。CaptainElisha,forthesakeofsayingsomething,observed,”Ishouldn’twonder。””Itcertainlydid。Andthemorningonwhichitappeared,Mr。
  RodgersWarren’phonedme。Hewishedtoseemeatonce。Iwentdowntohisoffice。Captain,Idisliketotellyouthis。Mr。
  Warrenwasyourbrother。””Iknowhewas。AndI’mhisexecutor。Boththosereasonsmakeme’speciallyanxioustohaveyoutellmethetruth。Heaveaheadnow,toobligeme。””Well,Ifoundhimverypoliteandcordial,atfirst。HesaidthataridiculousandsensationalstoryconcerningtheTrolleyCombinehadappearedinthePlanet,andhewouldliketohavemecontradictitandsuppressfurtherfalsehoodsofthekind。ItoldhimI
  couldn’tdothat,becausethestorywastrue。Ihadwrittenitmyself。Hewasangry,andIcouldseethathewasholdinghimselfinbymainstrength。Iwentontoexplainthatitwasthedutyofanhonestpaper,asIsawit,toexposesuchtrespassuponthepeople’srights。HeaskedmeifIknewwhowasbehindthescheme。
  IsaidIknewsomeofthebackers。Theywereprettybigmen,too。
  Thenheinformedmethathehimselfwasdeeplyinterested。”Iwasknockedoffmyfeetbythat,youcanimagine。And,tobefrank,Captain,ifIhadknownitatfirstI’mnotsurethatI,personally,wouldhavetakenthematterup。YetImight;Ican’ttell。ButnowthatIhaddoneitanddiscoveredwhatIhad,I
  couldn’tgiveitup。Imustgoonandlearnmore。AndIknewenoughalreadytobecertainthatthemoreIlearnedthemoreI
  shouldwriteandhavepublished。Itwasoneofthosethingswhichhadtobemadepublic——ifafellowhadaconscienceabouthimandaprideinthedecencyofhisprofession。”AllthiswasgoingthroughmyheadasIsatthereinhisprivateoffice。Andhetookmysurpriseandhesitationassymptomsofwaveringandwentatme,hard。OfcourseIknew,hesaid,thattheoperationwasabsolutelywithinthelaw。Idid,butthatdidn’tmakeitmorehonestormoralorjust。Hewentontosaythatinlargefinancialdealsofthisnaturepettyscruplesmustbelostsightof。Goodofthebusiness,rightsofstockholders,allthatsortofstuff;herangthechanges。Allthepaperscaredforwassensation;toimperilthefortuneofwidowsandorphanswhosesavingswereinvestedintheSouthShoreStock,forthesakeofsensation,wasacrime。Heshouldhaveknownbetterthantosaythattome;itissuchanancient,worn-outplatitude。””Iknow。I’vebeentopoliticalmeetin’s。Thewidowsandorphansarealwayshangin’onthesuccessoftheRepublicanparty——ortheDemocratic,whicheverwayyouvote。Theamountoftearsshedovertheirinvestmentsbyfellersyouwouldn’ttrustwithabrassfive-
  centpiece,issomethin’amazin’。Goon;Ididn’tmeantointerrupt。””Thenheswitchedtoamorepersonalappeal。Hesaidhehadtakenafancytome;hadlikedmefromtheverybeginning。Herecognizedmyunusualgeniusatfirstsightandhadgoneasfarastomakeplansbearingdirectlyonmyfuture。Hewasassociatedwithmenofwealthandbusinesssagacity。Largedeals,ofwhichtheTrolleyCombinewasbutone,wereonfoot。Heandhisfriendsneededarepresentativeonthepress——apublicityagent,sotospeak。Someofthegreatestcorporationsemployedmenofthatkind,andthesalariespaidwerelargeandtheopportunitiesaffordedgreaterstill。Well,that’strueenough。Iknowwriterswhoaredoingjustthatthingandgettingrichatit。Isupposethey’vesquaredtheirconsciencessomehowandarewillingtowriteliesandmisleadingarticlesforwhatthereisinit。Ican’t,that’sall;
  I’mnotbuiltthatway,andItoldhimso。”Itendedinanopenbreak。Heremindedmeofthefavorshehaddoneme。Hehadtreatedmealmostlikeason,hadintroducedmetohisfamily,entertainingmeathistable。Wherewasmygratitude?
  Thatwasanotherbadbreakonhispart,foritmadememad。ItoldhimIhadnotaskedtobeadoptedorfedbyhim;ifIhadsupposedhiskindnesshadanulteriormotive,IwouldhaveseenhimatthedevilbeforeIacceptedafavor。Mycareerasafinancialvisitorwasended。Getoutofhisoffice!Igot。ButtheTrolleyCombinedidnotgothrough。ThePlanetandtheotherpaperskeptupthefightand——andthewidowsandorphansarebankrupt,Ipresume。”
  CaptainElisha’spipehadgoneoutlongsince。Heabsentlyrubbedthewarmbowlbetweenhispalms。”Humph!”hemuttered。”So’Bijewasdeepinthatbusiness,washe?””Hewas。Verydeepindeed,Ifoundoutafterwards。And,I
  declare,Ialmostpitiedhimatthetime。Heactedasifhiswholefortunewasstakedonthegamble。Hishandsshook,andtheperspirationstoodonhisforeheadashetalked。IfeltasifI
  hadbeenthemeansofruininghim。Butofcourse,Ihadn’t。Helivedforsometimeafterthat,and,Iunderstand,diedarichman。””Yes。HeleftwhatI’dcallaheapofmoney。Mynephewandniecedon’tseemtothinkso,butIdo。””Soyousee,Captain,whyIstoppedcallingontheWarrens,andwhyIdidnotacceptMissWarren’sinvitation。””Isee……Isee……AndyetIdon’tknow。’Bijemayhavetooktoyouforbusinessreasons,butthechildrendidn’t。Theylikedyouforyourself。Carolineasmuchassaidso。Andtheirfathernevertold’emawordabouttherow,neither。Ofcourseyoucouldn’thavecalledwhenhewasalive,buthe’sgone,andI’m——
  well,I’msortoftemporaryskippertherenow。And_I_wantyoutocome。””ButifMissWarrendidknow?Sheshouldknow,Ithink。””Iain’tsurethatsheshould。Iguessthere’sconsider’bleinherpa’slifesheain’tacquaintedwith。Andshe’sasstraightandhonestanduprightasaschooner’sfo’mast。Youdidnothin’tobe’shamedof。It’stheotherway’round,’cordin’tomynotion。Butleaveheroutofitnow。I’vesacrificedsomefewthingstotakethejobI’vegotatpresent,butIcan’taffordtosacrificemyfriends。Icountonyouasafriend,andIwantyoutocomeandseeME。Willyou?””Idon’tknow,CaptainWarren。Imustthinkitoverawhile,I
  guess。””Allright——think。Buttheinvitationstands——MYinvitation。And,ifyouwanttoshiftresponsibility,shiftitontome。Someday,ifit’llmakeyoufeelbetter,I’lltellCarolineandSteviethewholestory。ButIwantthemtoknowyouandtheworld——andme——alittlebetterfirst。’Cordin’tomynotion,theyneededucationjustalongthatline。They’vegotteachersinotherbranches,but……There!I’veGOTtobegoin’。There’sthedinnerbellnow。”
  ThestringofJapanesegongs,hunginthelowerhall,soundedsonorously。CaptainElishareachedforhiscoatandhat,butPearsoncaughthisarm。”No,youdon’t!”hedeclared。”You’regoingtostayandhavelunchwithme——here。Ifyousayno,Ishallbelieveitisbecauseyouareafraidofaboarding-housemeal。”
  Hisguestprotested,buttheprotestswereoverruled,andheandhishostwentdowntothediningroom。Thecaptainwhisperedastheyentered,”Landsakes,Jim,thistakesmebackhome。It’sprettynighatwintothedinin’roomattheCentreHouseinSouthDenboro。”
  Allboarding-housediningroomsbearafamilylikeness,sothecommentwasnotfarwrong。Alongtable,rowsofchairsoneachside,ancientandhonorablepicturesonthewalls,thelandladypresidingmajesticallyovertheteapot,theboarders’napkinsinrings——allthefamiliarlandmarkswerepresent。
  Mostofthemale”regulars”wereinbusinessaboutthecityandthereforelunchedelsewhere,butthefemaleswereinevidence。
  Pearsonintroducedhisguest。ThecaptainmetMrs。Hepton,thelandlady,plump,gray-haired,andgraciouslyhospitable。Shedidnotlookatalllikeabusinesswoman,butappearancesarenotalwaystobetrusted;Mrs。Heptonhadlearnednottotrustthem——
  alsodelinquentboarders,toofar。HemetMissSherborne,whosecoiffuredidnotmatchinspots,butwhosevoice,sohelearnedafterward,hadbeen”cultivatedabroad。”MissSherbornegavemusiclessons。Mrs。VanWinkleRugglesalsoclaimedhisattentionandheldit,principallybecauseofthefadedrichnessofherapparel。
  Mrs。Ruggleswasawidow,sufferingfromfinancialreverses;thecontrastbetweenherpresentmodeoflivingandthegrandeurofthepastformedherprincipaltopicofconversation。
  Therewerehalfadozenothers,includinganartistwhoseaversiontobarberswasproclaimedbytheluxuriantlengthofhislocks,aquietoldgentlemanwhokeptthesecond-handbookstoretwodoorsbelow;hiswife,aneat,trimlittlebody;andMr。andMrs。C。
  Dickens,noless。
  Mr。Dickenswasbald,anafflictionwhichhetriedtoconcealbybrushingthehairatthesidesofhisheadacrossthedesertatthetop。Heshavedhischeeksandworeabeardandmustache。Mrs。
  Dickensaddressedhimas”C。,”andhandedhimthesaucebottle,thebread,orwhateversheimaginedhedesired,asifshewereofferingsacrificetoanidol。
  ShesatnexttoCaptainElishaandimpartedinformationconcerningherlordandmasterinwhispers,duringtheintervalsbetweenofferings。”Myhusbandwillbepleasedtomeetyou,CaptainWarren,”shemurmured。”AnyfriendofMr。Pearsoniscertaintobeanacquisition。Mr。Pearsonandmyhusbandarecongenialspirits;
  theyaremembersofthesameprofession。””Iwanttoknow,ma’am。””Yes。Whatisit,’C。’dear?Oh,thebutter!Margaret——”tothewaitress——”Mr。Dickenswishesanotherbutter-ball。Yes,CaptainWarren,Mr。Dickensisanauthor。Haven’tyounoticedthe——er——
  resemblance?Itisconsideredquiteremarkable。”
  CaptainElishalookedpuzzled。”Why,”hesaid,”Ihadn’tnoticedit’special。Jim’s——Mr。Pearson’s——eyesandhisaresomethesamecolor,but——””Oh,no!nottheresemblancetoMr。Pearson。Ididn’tmeanTHAT。
  Theresemblancetohismorefamousnamesake。SurelyyounoticeitNOW。”
  Thecaptainshookhishead。”I——I’mafraidI’mthick-headed,ma’am,”headmitted。”I’moutofsoundin’s。””Butthenose,andhisbeard,andhismanner。Don’ttheyremindyouoftheEnglishDickens?””O-oh!”CaptainElishainspectedthegreatmanwithinterest。Hehadavaguememoryofaportraitinavolumeof”Pickwick”athome。”Oh,Isee!Yes,yes。””Ofcourseyousee!Everyonedoes。Mr。Dickensoftensays——itisoneofhisfavoritejokes——thatwhileothermenmustchooseaprofession,hiswaschosenforhimbyfate。How,withsuchaname,couldhedoanythingexceptwrite?””Idon’tknow,ma’am。Butnamesareriskypilots,ain’tthey?
  I’verunagainstaconsider’blenumberofSolomons,buttherewa’n’toneof’emthatcarriedmore’nadeckloadofwisdom。TheychristenedmeElisha,butIcan’tevenprophesytheweatherwithsartintyenoughtobet。However,Idaresayinyourhusband’scaseit’sallright。”
  Theladyhadturnedaway,andhewasafraidhemighthaveoffendedher。Thefearwasgroundless;shewasmerelyofferinganothersacrifice,thesugarthistime。”Yes?”sheasked,turning,”youweresaying——””Why——er——nothin’ofaccount。Ical’latetheC。standsforCharles,then。””No-o。Mr。Dickens’sChristiannameisCornelius;butdon’tmentionitbeforehim,heisverysensitiveonthatpoint。”
  TheDickenses”tickled”thecaptainexceedingly,and,afterthemealwasover,hespokeofthemtoPearson。”Say,”hesaid,”you’reinnotoriouscompany,ain’tyou,Jim?
  WhathasCorneliusCharlesturnedoutsofar,inthewayofmasterpieces?”
  Pearsonlaughed。”Ibelieveheisemployedbyasubscriptionhouse,”hereplied。”Doinghackworkonanencyclopedia。Agreatcollectionoffreaks,aren’tthey,CaptainWarren?””Kindof。Butthatoldbook-shopmanandhiswifeseemnicefolks。
  And,asforfreaks,theaverageboardin’house,cityorcountry,seemstodraw’emlikeflies。Iguessmostanybodywouldgetqueeriftheyboardedallthetime。””Perhapsso。Or,iftheyweren’tqueer,theywouldn’tboardpermanentlyfromchoice。Therearetwoorthreegoodfellowswhodineandbreakfasthere。Thefoodisn’tbad,consideringtheprice。””No,itain’t。TastedmorelikehomethananymealI’vehadforagoodwhile。I’mafraidIneverwascutoutforswelllivin’。”
  Mrs。Heptonapproachedthemastheystoodinthehall。ShewishedtoknowifMr。Pearson’sfriendwasthinkingoffindinglodgings。
  BecauseMr。Saks——theartist’sname——wasgivingupthesecondfloorbackinafortnight,anditwasaverypleasantroom。”Weshouldbedelightedtoaddyoutoourlittlecircle,CaptainWarren。”
  Pearsontoldherthathiscompanionwasalreadylodged,andshesaidgood-byandleftthem。Thecaptainsmiledbroadly。”EverythinginNewYorkseemstobecircles,”hedeclared。”Well,Jim,youcomeupandcirculatewithme,firstchanceyouget。I’mdependin’onyoutocall,remember。”
  Theyoungmanwasstilldoubtful。”I’llsee,”hesaid。”Ican’tpromiseyet——perhapsIwill。””Youwill——afteryou’vethoughtitouttoafinish。Andcomesoon。
  I’mgettin’interestedinthatsecondeditionofyourUncleJim,andIwanttokeepalongwithhimasfastasyouwrite。Good-by。
  Muchobligedforthedinner——thereIgoagain!——luncheon,Imean。”
  CHAPTERXII
  Pearsoncalled。HeappearedattheapartmentaweekaftertheluncheonattheboardinghouseandwaswelcomedbytheCaptainElisha,who,hearinghisvoice,strodeintothehall,senttheshockedEdwardstotheright-aboutinahurry,seizedhisfriend’shand,andusheredhimintothelibrary。Pearsonsaidnothingconcerninghischangeofmind,thecourseofreasoningwhichledhimtomakethevisit,andthecaptainaskednoquestions。Hetookitforgrantedthattheyoungfellow’scommonsensehadturnedthetrick,and,theresultbeingwhatitwas,thatwassufficient。
  Theyspentapleasantafternoontogether。Carolinewasout,andtheyhadthelibrarytothemselves。Thenewestchaptersofthenovelwerereadanddiscussed,andthesaltyflavorofthetalkwasaspronouncedasever。Pearsonleftearly,butpromisedtocomeagainverysoon。
  WhenCarolinereturnedheruncletoldherofhisvisitor。Sheseemedunfeignedlypleased,butregrettedthatshehadnotbeenthere。”Hewassuchafriendoffather’s,”shesaid,”thatseeinghimherewouldbealmostliketheolddays。Andsomanyofthosewhomwethoughtwerehisfriendsandourshaveleftus。”
  Thiswastrue。RodgersWarrenandhischildrenhadhadmanyacquaintances,hadbeenactiveinchurchandcharitablework,andtheirformerhomewasacenterofentertainmentandgayetywhilehelived。Buthisdeathandtherumorsofshrinkageinthefamilyfortune,thegivingupoftheFifthAvenueresidence,theperiodofmourningwhichforbadesocialfunctions,allthesehelpedtobringaboutforgetfulnessonthepartofthemany;andCaroline’ssupersensitivenessandherfirmresolvenottoforcehersocietywhereitmightbeunwelcomehadbeenthecausesofmisunderstandinginothers,whoselikingandsympathyweregenuine。”Idon’tseewhathascomeoverCarolineWarren,”declaredaformergirlfriend,”sheisn’tabitassheusedtobe。Well,I’vedonemypart。Ifshedoesn’twishtoreturnmycall,sheneedn’t。_I_sha’n’tannoyheragain。ButI’msorry,forshewasthesweetestgirlIknew。”
  Stephenhadneverbeenverypopular,andhisabsenceatcollegestillfurtherreducedthenumberofyoungpeoplewhomightbeinclinedtocall。TheirnotcallingconfirmedCaroline’sbeliefthatsheandherbrotherweredeliberatelyshunnedbecauseoftheirchangeincircumstances,andshegrewmoresensitiveandproudlyresentfulinconsequence。Naturallysheturnedforcomforttothosewhoremainedfaithful,theDunnsinparticular。Theywereloyaltoher。Therefore,withtheintensityofhernature,shebecamedoublyloyaltothem。TherectorofSt。Denisdroppedinfrequently,andothersoccasionally,butshewaslonely。Shecravedthesocietyofthosenearerherownage。
  Pearson’scoming,then,waspsychologicallyapt。WhenhemadehisnextcalluponCaptainElisha,tofindthelatteroutbuthisnieceathome,shewelcomedhimcordiallyandinsisteduponhiswaitinguntilherguardianreturned。Theconversationwas,atfirst,embarrassingfortheex-reporter;shespokeofherfather,andPearson——thememoryofhislastinterviewwiththelatterfreshinhismind,andpainfullyawarethatsheknewnothingofit——feltguiltyandlikeahypocrite。Butsoonthesubjectchanged,andwhenthecaptainenteredthelibraryhefoundthepairlaughingandchattinglikeoldacquaintances,as,ofcourse,theywere。
  CaptainElisha,payingnoattentiontohisfriend’sshakesofthehead,invitedhisniecetobepresentatthereadingofthelatestadditiontowhathecalled”mineandJim’srecord-breakin’seayarn。””It’sreallymine,youunderstand,Caroline,”heobserved,withawink。”I’msilentpartnerinthefirm——ifyoucancalltheonethatdoesallthetalkin’silent——andJimdon’tdonothin’butmakeitupandwriteitandgettheprofits。Course,youmustn’tmentionthistohim,’causehethinkshe’stheauthor,and’twouldhurthisfeelin’s。””He’squiteright,”declaredPearson,emphatically。”Ifthethingiseverfinishedandpublishedhewilldeserveallthecredit。Hisadvicehadalreadyremadeit。Thisuncleofyours,MissWarren,”
  headded,turningtoher,”isliketheadmiralKiplingwroteabout——
  hehas’livedmorestories’thaneverIcouldinvent。”
  Thecaptain,fearfulthathisniecemighttakethestatementseriously,hastenedtoprotest。”He’sjustfoolin’,Caroline,”hesaid。”AllI’vedoneissetandtalkandtalkandtalk。I’veusedupmoreofhistimeandthesurroundin’airthanyou’dbelievewaspossible。WhenIgetnexttosaltwater,eveninprint,it’stimetomuzzleme,sameasadoginJuly。TheyarnisJim’saltogether,andit’smightyinterestin’——
  tomeanyhow。””I’msureitwillbetome,also,”declaredtheyounglady。”CaptainWarrenhastoldmeallaboutit,Mr。Pearson,andI’mveryeagertohearthenewportion。””There!”CaptainElishaslappedhisknee。”There,Jim!”heexclaimed,”youhearthat?Nowyou’veGOTtoreadit。Anchor’sapeak!Heaveaheadandgetunderway。”
  So,becausehecouldnotwellrefuse,theauthorreluctantlybegantoread。And,asusual,hisnauticalfriendtointerruptandcomment。Carolinelistened,hereyestwinkling。Whenthereadingandtheargumentswereatanend,shedeclareditwasallsplendid;”Justlikebeingatseaone’sself,”shesaid。”IpositivelyrefusetopermitanotherinstallmenttobesubmittedunlessIam——
  ondeck。That’stheproperphrase,isn’tit,Captain?””Aye,aye,ma’am!Jim,we’veshippedanewsecondmate,andshe’sgoin’tobewuthhersalt。YouhearME!”
  Sheprovedtobeworthallofthat,atleastinPearson’sopinion。
  Hiscallsandthereadingsanddiscussionsbecamemoreandmorefrequent。Eachofthetrioenjoyedthemgreatly,Carolinequiteasmuchastheothers。Herewassomethingnewandfresh,somethingtofurnisharealinterest。Thestoryadvancedrapidly,thecharacterofthenauticalheroshapeditselfbetterandbetter,andtheheroine,also,heretoforeasomewhatshadowyandvagueyoungwoman,begantoliveandbreathe。Shechangedsurprisingly,notonlyinmentalbutinphysicalcharacteristics。
  CaptainElishawasfirsttonoticethelatterpeculiarity。”Say,Jim!”heinterrupted,oneafternoon,”whatwasthatyoujustreadaboutMary?Herhatblowin’offtoleewardandherbrownhairblowin’afterit?Orsomethin’ofthatsort?”
  Carolinelaughedmerrily。Theauthorturnedtothepassagementioned。”Notexactly,Captain,”hereplied,smiling。”Isaidherhathadblownaway,andherbrowncurlstossedinthewind。What’swrongwiththat?Hatsdoblowawayinasou’wester;I’veseenthem。””Perhapshethinkssheshouldhavebeenmorecarefulinpinningiton,”suggestedthefemininememberoftheadvisoryboard。
  CaptainElishashookhishead。”No,”heobservedcalmly,”butwhywasshewearin’thatkindofhair?She’sprettyyoungtouseaswitch,ain’tshe?””Switch?”repeated”Mary’s”creator,withsomeindignation。”Whatareyoutalkingabout?WhenIfirstdescribedher,Isaidthatherhairwasluxuriantandoneofherchiefbeauties。””That’safact!Soyoudid。Whatmadeherdyeit?””Dyeit?Whatdoyouthinksheis——achorusgirl?””IfIrememberrightshe’sapostmaster’sdaughter。Butwhyisshewearin’brownhair,ifitain’tneitherfalseordyed?Backinthethirdchapter’twasBLACK,likehereyes。”
  Carolineburstintoanotherlaugh。Pearsonblushedtohisforehead。”Well,byGeorge!”headmitted,”you’reright。IbelieveIdidhaveitblack,atfirst。””Yousartindid!Iain’tgotanyobjectionstoeithercolor,onlyitoughttostayput,hadn’tit?Inatownofthesizeshe’slivin’in,agirlwithchangeablehairislikelytobekindofconspicuous。Itellyou!maybeitbleachedoutinthesun。Ho,ho!”
  Thewritermadeanoteonthemarginofhismanuscriptanddeclaredthathisheroine’stressesandeyesshouldbemadetocorrespondatallstages。Theydid,buttheyremainedbrown。CaptainElishachuckledinwardly,butofferednofurthercomments。Caroline,whoseownhairandeyeswerebrown,didnotrefertothematteratall。
  Sheandtheyoungmanbecamebetteracquaintedateachsucceeding”literaryclinic,”asthelattercalledthem。WhenRodgersWarrenfirstintroducedhimattheirformerhomehehadimpressedherfavorably,largelybecauseofherdesiretolikeanyonewhomherfatherfancied。Sheworshipedthedeadbroker,andhismemorytoherwassacred。Shewouldhaveforgivenanddidforgiveanywronghemighthavedoneher,evenhisbrother’sappointmentasguardian,thoughthatshecouldnotunderstand。UnlikeStephen,whofiercelyresentedthewholeaffairandsaidbitterthingsconcerninghisparent,shebelievedhehaddonewhatheconsideredright。HerfeelingagainstCaptainElishahadbeenbaseduponthelatter’sacceptanceofthatappointmentwhenheshouldhaverealizedhisunfitness。Andhislivingwiththemanddisgracingthemintheeyesoftheirfriendsbyhisuncouth,countryways,madeherblindtohisgoodqualities。TheMoriartymattertouchedherconscience,andshesawmoreclearly。Butshewasveryfarfromconsideringhimanequal,orotherthanwhatMrs。CorcoranDunntermedhim,an”encumbrance,”evenyet。Sheforcedherselftobekindandtolerantandgavehimmoreofhersociety,thoughthechurch-goingexperiencewasnotrepeated,nordidsheaccompanyhimonhiswalksorout-of-doorexcursions。
  IfPearson’sintroductionshadbeenwhollyasafriendofherguardian,herfeelingtowardhimmighthavebeentingedwiththesamecondescensionoraversion,even。But,hallowedashewasbyassociationwithherfather,shewelcomedhimforthelatter’ssake。And,asshebecameinterestedinthenovelandfoundthathersuggestionsconcerningitwereconsideredvaluable,shelookedforwardtohisvisitsandwasdisappointedif,foranyreason,theyweredeferred。Withoutbeingawareofit,shebegantoliketheyoungauthor,notalonebecausehewroteentertaininglyandflatteredherbylisteningrespectfullytohercriticisms,orbecauseherfatherhadlikedhim,butforhimself。
  CaptainElishawasmuchpleased。”Itoldyou,Jim!”hesaid。”She’sjustasgladtoseeyouasI
  am。Nowdon’tyouseehowfoolishitwastostayaway’causeyouand’Bijehadaspat?Thinkofallthegoodtimeswe’dhavemissed!AndweneededafemaleaboardyourUncleJim’scraft,tohelpwith’Mary’andtherest。”
  Hisfriendnodded。”Shehasbeenagreathelp,certainly,”heanswered。”ButIcan’thelpfeelingguiltyeverytimeIcomehere。
  Itistoomuchlikeobtainingherfriendshipunderfalsepretenses。
  Sheshouldknowthewholething,Ibelieve。””Sheshallknowit,whenIthinkit’stimeforherto。ButIwanthertoknowyoufirst。Thenshe’llbeabletojudgewithoutsomuchprejudice。ItoldyouI’dtaketheresponsibility。Youleavetheshipinmychargeforaspell。”
  Inspiteofthisconfidentassertion,thecaptainalsofeltatrifleguilty。HerealizedthatselfishnesswasinvolvedinhiskeepingPearson’ssecretfromhisniece。Hewasthoroughlyenjoyinghimselfwiththesetwo,andhecouldnotbeartoriskthebreakingupwhichmightfollowdisclosure。
  Oneevening,whilea”clinic”wasinprogressandthethreeweredeepinconsultation,EdwardsenteredtoannounceMrs。CorcoranDunnandMr。Malcolm。Thebutler’sgivingtheladyprecedenceinhisannouncingshowedthathe,too,realizedwhowasrankingofficerinthatfamily,eventhoughthecaptain’s”conundrum”hadpuzzledhim。Mrs。Dunnandhersonenteredathisheels。
  Theladytookinthegroupbythetableataglance:Pearson,withthemanuscriptinhishands;CaptainElishaleaningbackinhischair,frowningattheinterruption;Carolinerisingtowelcometheguests,andcoloringslightlyasshedidso。AllthesedetailsMrs。Dunnnoted,madeanentryinhermentalmemorandum-book,andunderscoreditforfuturereference。
  Ifshediscernedunpleasantpossibilitiesinthesituation,shedidnotallowthemtodisturbheroutwardserenity。ShekissedCarolineandcalledher”dearchild”asfondlyasusual,shookhandsgraciouslywithCaptainElisha,andbowedcondescendingrecognitionofPearson。”Andhowisthenovelcomingon?Dotellme!”shebegged。”I’msureweinterruptedareading。It’stoobadofus,really!ButMalcolminsisteduponcoming。Hehasbeenverybusyoflate——somedreadful’corner’orotherontheexchange——andhasneglectedhisfriends——orthinkshehas。ItoldhimIhadexplaineditalltoyou,Caroline,butheWOULDcometonight。Itisthefirstcallhehasmadeinweeks;soyouSEE!Butthere!hedoesn’tconsiderrunninginhereacall。”
  Callornot,itspoiledtheeveningforatleasttwoofthecompany。Pearsonleftearly。CaptainElishaexcusedhimselfsoonafterandwenttohisroom,leavingtheDunnstochatwithCarolineforanhourormore。Malcolmjokedandwaslanguidandcynical。
  Hismotheraskedafewcarefullyguardedquestions。”Quiteacleverperson,thisyoungauthorfriendofyoursseemstobe,Caroline,”sheobserved。”Almostbrilliant,really。””Heisn’tafriendofmine,exactly,”repliedthegirl。”HeandCaptainWarrenarefriendly,andfatherusedtoknowandlikehim,asIhavetoldyou。Thenovelisgreatfun,though!Thepeopleinitarecomingtoseemalmostrealtome。””Idaresay!Iwasagreatreadermyselfonce,beforemyhealth——myheart,youknow——begantotroubleme。Thedoctorsnowforbidmyreadinganythingtheleastbitexciting。Hasthis——er——Mr。Pearsonmeans?””Iknowverylittleofhim,personally,butIthinknot。HeusedtobeconnectedwiththePlanet,andwrotethingsaboutWallStreet。Thatwashowfathercametoknowhim。””Liveinanattic,doeshe?”inquiredMalcolm。”That’swhatallauthorsdo,isn’tit?Putupinatticsandsleeponpallets——
  whatevertheyare——andeatcrusts,don’tthey?Jollylife——ifyoulikeit!Ipreferbuckingwheatcorners,myself。”
  Mrs。Dunnlaughed,andCarolinejoinedher,thoughnotasheartily。”Howridiculousyouare,Malcolm!”exclaimedhismother。”Mr。
  Pearsonisn’tthatkindofanauthor,I’msure。Butwheredoeshelive,Caroline?””SomewhereonWest18thStreet,Ibelieve。Hehasroomsthere,I
  think。””Oh!Really?Andhowisthiswonderfulnovelofhisprogressing?
  Whendoesheexpecttofavoruswithit?””Idon’tknow。Butitisprogressingverywellatpresent。HehaswrittenthreechapterssincelastWednesday。Hewasreadingthemtouswhenyoucame。””Indeed!SincelastWednesday?Howinteresting!”
  Malcolmdidnotseemtofindthetopicinteresting,forhesmotheredayawn。Hismotherchangedthesubject。Ontheirwayhome,however,sheagainreferredtoit。”Youmustmakeitapointtoseehereveryday,”shedeclared。”Nomatterwhathappens,youmustdoit。””Oh,Lord!”groanedherson,”Ican’t。There’sthedeuceandallon’Changejustnow,andthebilliardtournament’sbegunattheClub。Mydaysandnightsarefullup。Onceaweekisallsheshouldexpect,Ithink。””Nomatterwhatyouthinkorwhatsheexpects,youmustdoasI
  say。””Why?””BecauseIdon’tlikethelooksofthings。””Oh,rubbish!You’realwaysseeingbugaboos。UncleHayseedispacified,isn’the?I’vepaidtheMoriartycrowdoff。Beastlybigbillstheywere,too!””Humph!UncleHayseed,asyoucallhim,isanythingbutafool。
  Butheisn’ttheparticulartroubleatpresent。HeandI
  understandeachother,Ibelieve,andhewillbereasonable。But——
  thereisthisPearson。Idon’tlikehiscallingsofrequently。”
  Malcolmlaughedinhugescorn。”Pearson!”hesneered。”Why,he’snothingbutapenny-a-liner,withoutthepenny。Surelyyou’renotafraidCarolinewilltakeafancytohim。Sheisn’tanidiot。””She’sayounggirl,andmoreromanticthanIwishshewas。Atheragegirlsdosillythings,sometimes。HecalledonWednesday——youheardhersayso——andwasthereagainto-night。Idon’tlikeit,I
  tellyou。””Heruncleisresponsiblefor——””Itismorethanthat。Sheknewhimlongbeforesheknewheruncleexisted。Herfatherintroducedhim——herFATHER。Andtohermind,whateverherfatherdidwasright。””Witnesshisbrilliantselectionofanexecutor。Oh,Mater,youwearyme!IusedtoknowthisPearsonwhenhewasareporterdowntown,and……Humph!””Whatisit?””Why,nothing,Iguess。ItseemedasifIrememberWarrenandPearsoninsomesortofmix-up。Some……Humph!Iwonder。”
  Hewassilent,thinking。Hismotherpressedhisarmexcitedly。”IfyourememberanythingthatoccurredbetweenRodgersWarrenandthisman,anythingtothisPearson’sdisadvantage,itmaypayustoinvestigate。Whatwasit?””Idon’tknow。ButitseemedasifIrememberedWarren’s……orafriendofhistellingme……sayingsomething……butitcouldn’tbeofimportance,becauseCarolinedoesn’tknowit。””I’mnotsosurethatitmaynotbeimportant。And,ifyourecall,onthatdaywhenwefirstmethimatCaroline’s,sheseemedhurtbecausehehadnotvisitedthemsinceherfatherdied。PerhapsthereWASareason。Atanyrate,Ishouldlookintothematter。””Allright,Mater,justasyousay。ReallyyououghttojoinaDon’tWorryClub。””Onememberinthefamilyisquitesufficient。AndIexpectyoutodevoteyourselftoCarolinefromnowon。Thatgirlislonely,andwhenyougetthecombinationofalonelyromanticyounggirlandagood-lookingandinterestingyoungfellow,eventhoughheisaspoorasachurchmouse,ANYTHINGmayhappen。AddtothattheinfluenceofanunpracticalbutsharpoldYankeerelativeandguardian——thenthesituationispositivelydangerous。”
  CHAPTERXIII
  Animportanteventwasabouttotakeplace。Atleast,itseemedimportanttoCaptainElisha,althoughthepersonmostintimatelyconcernedappearedtohaveforgottenitentirely。Heventuredtoremindherofit。”Caroline,”hesaid,”Sundayisyourbirthday,ain’tit?”
  Hisniecelookedathiminsurprise。”Yes,”sheanswered,”itis。
  Howdidyouknow?””Why,Iremembered,that’sall。Graves,thelawyerman,toldmehowoldyouandSteviewere,fusttimeImethim。Andhispartner,Mr。Sylvester,gavemethedateonedaywhenhewasgoin’overyourpa’swill。You’llbetwentyyearsoldSunday,won’tyou?””Yes。”
  Itwaslateintheafternoon,andshehadbeenoutsinceteno’clockshoppingwithMrs。Dunn,lunchingdowntownwiththelatterandMalcolm,andmotoringforanhourortwo。Theweatherfortheseasonwasmildandsunny,andthecrispairhadbrightenedhercheeks,hereyessparkled,herfurcoatandcapwereverybecoming,andCaptainElishainspectedheradmiringlybeforemakinganotherremark。”My!My!”heexclaimed,afteraninstant’spause。”Twentyyearsold!Thinkofit!’Bije’sgirl’sayoungwomannow,ain’tshe?I
  cal’latehewasproudofyou,too。Heoughttohavebeen。I
  presumelikelyHEdidn’tforgetyourbirthday。”
  Herosetohelpherwiththeheavycoat。Ashelifteditfromhershoulders,hebentforwardandcaughtaglimpseofherface。”There!there!”hesaid,hastily。”Don’tfeelbad,dearie。I
  didn’tmeantohurtyourfeelin’s。Excuseme;Iwasthinkin’outloud,sortof。”
  Shedidnotansweratonce,butturnedawaytoremovehercap。
  Thensheanswered,withoutlookingathim。”Heneverforgotthem,”shesaid。”Coursehedidn’t。Well,youseeIdidn’tforget,either。”
  Itwasanunfortunateremark,inasmuchasitdrew,inhermind,acomparisonbetweenherhandsome,dignifiedfatherandhisrude,unculturedbrother。Thecontrastwaseverpresentinherthoughts,andshedidnotneedtoberemindedofit。Shemadenoreply。”Iwasthinkin’,”continuedthecaptain,consciousofhavingmadeamistake,”thatmaybewemightcelebratesomehow,inaquietway。””No。Iamnotinthemoodfor——celebrations。””Oh,Ididn’tmeanfireworksandthetownband。Ijustthought——””Pleasedon’t。Irememberotherbirthdaystoowell。”Theyhadbeengreatoccasions,thosebirthdaysofhers,eversinceshewasalittlegirl。Ontheeighteenthshemadeherdebutinsociety,andthegownsheworeonthatmemorableeveningwaslaidawayupstairs,acherishedmemento,tobekeptaslongasshelived。EachyearRodgersWarrentookinfinitepainstopleaseandsurprisehisidolizeddaughter。Shecouldnotbeartothinkofanotherbirthday,nowthathehadbeentakenfromher。
  Herguardianpulledhisbeard。”Well,”heobservedruefully,”thenmyweakhead’sputmyfootinitagain,asthefellersaid。IfI
  ain’tcarefulI’llbelikepoorcrackedPhilanderBaker,wholiveswithhissisteroveratDenboroCentre。ThedoctortoldPhilanderhewasthreatenedwithsoftenin’ofthebrain,andthesisterthankedhimforthecompliment。Yousee,Caroline,IwroteonmyownhookandaskedStevietocomehomeSaturdayandstaytillMonday。Ikindofthoughtyou’dliketohavehimhere。””Oh,IshouldlikeTHAT!Butwillhecome?Hashewrittenyou?””Hey?Yes,Ical’latehe’llbeondeck。He’s——er——yes,he’swrittenme。”
  Hesmiledasheanswered。Asamatteroffact,thecorrespondencebetweenStephenandhimselfhadbeenlengthyandvoluminousonthepartoftheformer,andbriefandbusiness-likeonhisown。Theboy,onhisreturntocollege,hadfound”conditions”awaitinghim,andtheamountofhardworkinvolvedintheirclearancewasnotatalltohistaste。Hewrotehisguardianbeforethefirstweekwasover,assertingthatthewholebusinesswasfoolishnessandawasteoftime。Heshouldcomehomeatonce,hesaid,andhenotifiedthecaptainthatsuchwashisintention。CaptainElisharepliedwithpromptnessanddecision。Ifhecamehomehewouldbesentback,thatwasall。”Irealizeyou’vegotajobaheadofyou,Son,”
  wrotethecaptain,”butyoucandoit,ifyouwill。Factis,I
  guessyou’vegotto。Sosailinandshowuswhatyou’remadeof。”
  Stephen’sanswerwasafivepagedeclarationofindependence。Herefusedtobebulliedbyanylivingman。HehadmadearrangementstocometoNewYorkonthefollowingMonday,andhewascoming。Astobeingsentback,hewishedhisuncletounderstandthatitwasonethingtoorderandanothertoenforceobedience。Towhichhereceivedthefollowingnote:”Ican’tstopyoufromcoming,Steve,exceptbygoingtoNewHavenandholdingyoubymainstrength。ThatIdon’tproposetodo,fortworeasons:first,thatitistoomuchtrouble,andsecondthatitain’tnecessary。Youcancomehomeonceinawhiletoseeyoursister,butyoumustn’tdoittillIsaytheword。Ifyoudo,I
  shalltakethecarfareoutofyourallowance,likewiseboardwhileyouarehere,andstopthatallowanceforamonthasasortoffineformutiny。Soyoubetterthinkitoveraspell。And,ifIwasyou,Iwouldn’twriteCarolinethatIwascoming,orthinkingofcoming,tillIhadmymindmadeup。Shebelievesyouareworkinghardatyourlessons。Ishouldn’tdisappointher,especiallyasitwouldn’tbeanyuse。”Youraffectionateuncle,”ELISHAWARREN。”
  TheresultofallthiswasthatStephen,whosefinanceswerealreadyinaprecariouscondition,didthinkitoveranddecidednottotaketherisk。Also,consciousthathissistersidedwiththeirguardiantotheextentofbelievingtheuniversitythebestplaceforhimatpresent,hetoreupthelongletterofgrievancewhichhehadwrittenher,and,inthatwhichtookitsplace,mentionedmerelythathewas”grindinglikeblazes,”andtheonlysatisfactionhegotfromitwashisremovalfromthesocietyofthe”oldtyrantfromCapeCod。”
  Heacceptedthetyrant’sinvitationtoreturnfortheweek-endandhissister’sbirthdaywithnohesitationwhatever;andhisletterofacceptancewassopoliticastobealmosthumble。
  HearrivedonanearlytrainSaturdaymorning。Carolinemethimatthestation,andtheDunns’carconveyedthemtothelatter’sresidence,wheretheyweretospendtheday。TheDunnsandCarolinehadbeentogetheralmostconstantlysincetheeveningwhenMalcolmandhismotherinterruptedthereadingofthenovel。Theformer,whileprofessingtobeharassedbybusinesscares,sacrificedthemtotheextentofdevotingatleastapartofeachtwenty-fourhourstotheyounglady’ssociety。Shewasrarelyallowedtobealonewithheruncle,acircumstancewhichtroubledhermuchlessthanitdidhim。Hemissedtheeveningswhichhehadenjoyedsomuch,andthenextconsultationovertheadventuresofPearson’s”UncleJim”
  andhis”Mary”seemedflatanduninterestingwithoutcriticismandadvice。
  Theauthorhimselfnoticedthedifference。”Rot!”heexclaimed,throwingthemanuscriptasideindisgust。”It’srot,isn’tit!IfIcan’tturnoutbetterstuffthanthat,I’dbetterquit。AndIthoughtitwasprettydecent,too,untilto-night。”
  CaptainElishashookhishead。”Itdon’tseemquitesoshipshape,somehow,”headmitted,”butIguesslikelyit’s’causemyhead’sfullofotherthingsjustnow。I’mpuzzled’mosttodeathtoknowwhattogetforCaroline’sbirthday。Iwanttogethersomethin’
  she’lllike,andshe’sgotprettynigheverythingunderthesun。
  Say,Jim,you’vebeenworkin’toohard,yourself。Whydon’tyoutaketo-morrowoffandcruisearoundthestoreshelpin’mepickoutapresent。Comeahead——do!”
  Theyspentthenextafternooninthat”cruise,”visitingdepartmentstores,jewelers,andartshopsinnumerable。CaptainElishawashardtoplease,andhiscommentscharacteristic。”Iguessyou’reright,Jim,”hesaid,”there’snouselookin’atpictures。Letalonethatthewallsaresocoveredwith’emnowaflycan’tscarcelylightwithoutsteppin’onsomekindofscenery——
  letalonethat,myjudgmentonpicturesain’tanygood。Ical’latethat’sconsideredprettyfine,ain’tit?”pointingtoapaintinginthegallerywheretheythenwere。”Yes,”repliedthedealer,muchamused。”Thatisagoodspecimenofthemodernimpressionistschool。””Humph!Cookin’school,Ishouldn’twonder。I’dcallitaportraitofaplateofscrambledeggs,if’twa’n’tforthatgreenthingthat’seitheracoworachurchintheoffin’。Outofsoundin’sagain,Iam!ButIknewshelikedpictures,andso……
  However,let’ssetsailforajewelrystore。”
  Thesixthshopofthisvarietywhichtheyvisitedhappenedtobeoneofthelargestandmostfashionableinthecity。Herethecaptain’sfancywastakenbyagoldchainfortheneck,setwithtinyemeralds。”That’spretty——sortof——ain’tit,Jim?”heasked。”Yes,”repliedhiscompanion,withemphasis,”itis。AndIthinkyou’llfinditisexpensive,also。””Thatso?Howmuch?”turningtothesalesman。
  Thelattergavethepriceofthechain。CaptainElishawhistled。”Whew!Jerushy!”heexclaimed。”Anditwouldn’tmuchmorethangoaroundmywrist,atthat。Allthesamesize,arethey?””No。Somearelonger。Thelongeronesarehigherpriced,ofcourse。””Sartin!They’reforfleshyfolks,Is’pose。Mrs。ThophKenneydownhome,she’dhavetosplicethreeof’emtogethertomaketheroundtrip。Thoph’salwaysscaredhewon’tgethismoney’swuthinatrade,buthecouldn’tkickwhenhegother。Togivetheministeradollarandwalkoffwithtwohundredandeightypoundsofwifeisshowin’somebusinesssagacity,hey?Todohimjustice,IwillsaythatHEseemstobesatisfied;she’stheonethatdoesthecomplainin’。Iguessthisisthemostexpensivecounterinthestore,ain’tit,Mister?”
  Theclerklaughed。”No,indeed,”hesaid。”Theseareallmoderatepricedgoods。Iwonder,”turningtoPearson,”ifyourfriendwouldn’tliketoseesomeofourchoicepieces。Itisaquietdayhere,andIshallbegladtoshowthem。”
  HeledthewaytoasetofshowcasesnearthedoorontheFifthAvenueside。TherebeforeCaptainElisha’sdazzledeyesweredisplayeddiamondnecklacesandaigrettes,tiarasandbrooches,thefiguresontheirpricetagsrunninghighintothethousands。
  Pearsonandthegood-naturedclerkenjoyedthemselveshugely。”Jim,”saidthecaptainafteralittleofthis,”isthereapoliceofficerlookin’thisway?”
  Pearsonlaughed。”Iguessnot,”heanswered。”Why?Thetemptationisn’tgettingtoomuchforyourhonesty,isit?””No,”withasigh,”butI’mcarryin’afortydollarwatchandwearin’aringthatcostfifteen。IthoughttheywassomepunkinstillIbeguntolookatthisstuff。Nowtheymakemefeelsomeanandpoverty-struckthatIexpecttobetookupforatrampanyminute。Mister,”totheclerk,”yourunrightalongandwrapupthatchainIwaslookin’at。Hurry!orI’llbeashamedtocarryanythingsocheap。””Thinkshe’lllikeit,doyou,Jim?”heasked,whentheywereoncemoreoutofdoorswiththepurchaseinhisinsidepocket。”Sheought,certainly,”repliedPearson。”It’sabeautifulthing。””Yes。Well,yousee,”apologetically,”Iwantedtogivehersomethin’prettygood。’Bijealwaysdid,andIdidn’twanttofalltoofurbehind。But,”withachuckle,”youneedn’tmentionthepricetoanybody。IfAbbie——mysecondcousinkeepin’houseforme,sheis——ifAbbieheardofitshe’dbeforputtin’meinanasylum。
  Abbie’sgotahairbreastpinandatortoiseshellcomb,butsheonlywears’emtotheCongregationalistmeetin’-house,whereshe’sreasonablysurethereain’tlikelytobeanysneak-thieves。ShewenttoaUnitariansociableonce,butshecarried’eminabaginsideherdress。”
  CaptainElishaplannedtosurprisehisniecewiththegiftatbreakfastonthemorningofherbirthday,but,afterreflection,decidedtopostponethepresentationuntildinnertime。TheinevitableDunnshadtakenuponthemselvesthedutyofcaringforthegirlandherbrotherduringthemajorpartoftheday。Theyellowcarappearedatthedooratteno’clockandborethetwoaway。Carolineassuredherguardian,however,thattheywouldreturninseasonfortheeveningmeal。
  Thecaptainspentlonelybutbusyhoursuntildinnertimecame。Hehaddonesomeschemingonhisownhookand,afteralongargumentwiththecook,re-enforcedbyasmallsumincash,hadprevaileduponthathaughtydomestictofashionabirthdaycakeofimposingexteriorandindigestiblemake-up。Superintendingtheicingofthismasterpieceoccupiedsometime。HethenworriedEdwardsintoarespectfulbutstubbornfurybysuggestingnoveltiesinthewayoftablearrangement。Anotherbestowalofsmallchangequelledthedisturbance。Thencame,bymessenger,adozenAmericanBeautyroseswithMr。Pearson’scardattached。Thesethecaptaindecidedshouldbeplacedinthecenterofthefestiveboard。Asacenterpiecehadbeenpreviouslyprovided,therewasmoreargument。Thecooktookthebutler’ssideinthedebate,andthepairyieldedonlywhenCaptainElishaagaindivedintohispocket。”ButIwarnyou,allhands,”heobserved,”thatthisisthelasttime。Myrightfist’sgotacrampinitthisminute,andyoucouldn’topenitagainwithacoldchisel。”
  Atlast,however,everythingwasasitshouldbe,andhesatdowninthelibrarytoawaitthecomingoftheyoungpeople。Thegoldchaininitshandsomeleathercase,thelatterenclosedinthejeweler’sbox,wascarefullylaidbesideCaroline’splaceatthetable。Thedinnerwasready,thecake,candlesandall——thecaptainhadinsistedupontwentycandles——wasready,also。Therewasnothingtodobutwait——andhewaited。
  Six-thirtywastheusualdinnerhour。Itpassed。Seveno’clockstruck,theneight,andstillCaptainElishasataloneinthelibrary。Thecooksentwordthatthedinnerwasruined。Edwardsrespectfullyasked,”WhatshallIdo,sir?”twice,thesecondtimebeingsentflyingwithanorderto”Gofor’ardandkeepyourhatchesclosed!”Thenauticalphraseologywaslostuponthebutler,butthetoneandmannerofdeliverywerequiteunderstandable。
  SeveraltimesthecaptainrosefromhischairtotelephonetheDunnhouseandaskthereasonfordelay。Eachtimehedecidednottodoso。Nodoubtthereweregoodreasons;Carolineandherbrotherhadbeendetained;perhapstheautomobilehadbrokendown——thethingswerealwaysbreakingdownjustatthemostinconvenienttimes;
  perhaps……Well,atanyrate,hewouldnot’phonejustyet;hewouldwaitalittlelonger。
  Atlastthebellrang。CaptainElishasprangup,smiling,hisimpatienceandworryforgotten,and,pushingthebutleraside,hurriedtoopenthedoorhimself。Hedidsoandfaced,nothisnieceandnephew,butPearson。