ALAMBFORTHESACRIFICE”Perez,”observedCaptainEricheerfully,”I’mtryin’toaverageupwiththemistakesofProvidence。”
TheCaptainwasseatedbytheopendoorofthediningroom,intherockerwiththepatchedcaneseat。Hewasapparentlyverybusydoingsomethingwithapieceoffishlineandapairoflong-leggedrubberboots。CaptainPerez,swingingbackandforthintheparlorrockerwiththepatch-workcushion,waspuffingdeliberatelyatawoodenpipe,thebowlofwhichwascarvedintothelikenessofaveryrakishdamselwithasailor’scapsetuponthesideofheronceflaxenhead。Inresponsetohiscompanion’sremarkhelazilyturnedhissunburnedfacetowardthecane-seatedrockerandinquired:”Whatonairthareyoudoin’withthemboots?”
CaptainEritiedaknotwithhisfingersandteethandthenheldthebootsoutatarm’slength。”Why,Perez,”hesaid,”I’maveragin’up,sameasItoldyou。
Providencemademeatwo-leggedcritter,andatwo-leggedcritterneedstwoboots。I’vealwaysbeenabletofindoneofthesebootsrightoffwheneverIwantedit,butit’stookmesoplagueylongtofindtheotheronethatwhateverwettherewasdriedupaforeIgotoutofthehouse。YesterdaywhenIwantedtogoclammin’Ifoundtheleftoneonthemantelpiece,notroubleatall,butitwasprettynighhighwaterbeforeIdugtheotheroneoutofthewashb’iler。That’swhyI’msplicin’’emtogetherthisway。I
don’twanttopromisenothin’rash,butI’minhopesthatevenJerrycan’tlose’emnow。””Humph!”gruntedCaptainPerez。”Idon’tthinkmuchofthatplan。
’Steadoflosin’oneyou’lllosebothof’em。””Yes,butthenIshan’tcare。Ifthereain’tNObootsinsight;
I’llgobarefootorstayathome。It’sthekindofresponsiblenessthatgoeswithhavin’onebootthat’swearin’meout。WhereIS
Jerry?””HewentouttofeedLorenzo。Iheardhimcallin’aminuteago。
Thatcatain’tbeenhomesencenoon,andJerry’sworried。”
Astentorianshoutof”Puss!puss!Come,kitty,kitty,kitty!”
camefromsomewhereoutside。CaptainErismiled。”I’m’fraidLorenzo’sgittin’dissipatedinhisoldage,”heobserved。Then,asafatgraycatshotpastthedoor,”Thereheis!Reg’larprodigalson。Comeshomewhenthefattedca’f’sready。”
AmomentlaterCaptainJerryappeared,milkpitcherinhand。Heenteredthediningroomand,puttingthepitcherdownonthetable,pulledforwardthearmchairwiththepaintedsunsetontheback,producedhisownpipe,andproceededtohuntthroughonepocketaftertheotherwithatroubledexpressionofcountenance。”Whereintunketismyterbacker?”heasked,afterfinishingtheroundofpocketsandpreparingtobeginalloveragain。”Iseeitonthetopoftheclockaspellago,”saidCaptainPerez。”Wasthatyours,Jerry?”exclaimedCaptainEri。”Well,that’stoobad!Iseeitthereandthought’twasmine。Here’tis,orwhat’sleftofit。”
CaptainJerrytooktheremnantofaplugfromhisfriendandsaidinanaggrievedtone:”That’sjestlikeyou,Eri!Neverhaveaplacefornothin’andhelpyourselftoanythingyouhappentowant,don’tmakenooddswhose’tis。Whydon’tyoutakecareofyourterbacker,same’sIdoofmine?””Nowseehere,Jerry!Iain’tsosurethatisyours。Letmeseeit。Humph!Ithoughtso!Thisis’NavyPlug’andyoualwayssmoke’Sailor’sSweetheart。’Talkabouthavin’aplaceforthings!””That’sMYterbacker,ifyouwanttoknow,”observedCaptainPerez。”I’vegotyours,Eri。Here’tis。””Well,then,whereISmine?”saidCaptainJerrysomewhatsnappishly。”Betadollaryou’vegotitinyourpocket,”saidCaptainEri。”BettendollarsIain’t!Iain’tquiteafoolyit,EriHedge。I
guessIknow——well,Isnum!Iforgotthatuppervestpocket!”andfromthepocketmentionedCaptainJerryproducedthemissingtobacco。
Therewasagenerallaugh,inwhichCaptainJerrywasobligedtojoin,andthetriosmokedinsilenceforatime,whiletheexpanseofwatertotheeastwarddarkened,andtheouterbeachbecamebutaduskystreakseparatingtheoceanfromtheinnerbay。AtlengthCaptainPerezroseand,knockingtheashesfromhispipe,announcedthathewasgoingto”showaglim。””Yes,goahead,Jerry!”saidCaptainEri,”it’sgittin’dark。””It’sdarkerinthegrave,”observedCaptainPerezwithlugubriousphilosophy。”Thenfortheland’ssakelet’shaveitlightwhilewecan!Here,Jerry!themmatchesisburntones。Trythis,’twon’tbesodamagin’tothemorals。”
CaptainJerrytooktheprofferedmatchandlitthetwobracketlamps,fastenedtothewallsofthediningroom。Theroom,seenbythelamplight,wasshiplike,butasdecidedlynotshipshape。Thechronometeronthemantelwasobscuredbyathicklayerofdust。
Thethreegorgeousoilpaintings——fromthebrushofthelocalsignpainter——respectivelyrepresentingthecoastingpacketHannahM。,EriHedge,Master,andthefishingschooners,GeorgieBaker,JeremiahBurgess,Master,andtheFlyingDuck,PerezRyder,Master,wereshroudedinaveryrealisticfogofthesamedust。Eventheimposinggilt-letteredsetof”LivesofGreatNavalCommanders,”
purchasedbyCaptainPerezsomemonthsbefore,andbeingslowlypaidforonanapparentlynever-endinginstallmentplan,wascloakedwithit。Theheapofnewspapers,shovedunderthecouchtogetthemoutoftheway,peepedforthinatell-talemanner。Thewindowswerenottoocleanandthefloorneededsweeping。
Incidentallythesuppertablehadnotbeencleared。Eachoneofthethreenotedthesethingsandeachsighed。ThenCaptainErisaid,asiftochangethesubject,thoughnoonehadspoken:”Whatstartedyoutalkin’aboutthegrave,Perez?WasitthemclamfrittersofJerry’s?””No,”answeredtheex-skipperoftheFlyingDuck,pullingathisgrizzledscrapofthroatwhiskerandlookingrathershamefaced。”Yousee,M’lissyBusteeddroppedinafewminutesthismornin’
whileyoufellerswasoutand——”
BothCaptainEriandCaptainJerrysetupahilariousshout。”Haw!haw!”roaredtheformer,slappinghisknee。”Iwouldn’tbesofascinatin’asyoubefornomoney,Perez。She’llhaveyouyit;
youcan’tgitaway!Butsay,Idon’twonderyougottothinkin’
’boutthegrave。TenminutesofM’lissygitsmethinkin’ofthingswayt’othersideofthat!””Aw,belaythere,Eri”protestedCaptainPereztestily。”’Twan’tmyfault。Ididn’tseehercomin’orI’dhavegotoutofsight。
Shewascruisin’’roundthewayshealwaysdoeswithacargoofgabble,and,sheputinheretounload。Talk!Ineverheardawomantalkthewayshecan!She’dbeagoodonetohaveonboardinacalm。Githertalkin’abaftthemains’landwe’dhaveatwenty-knotbreezeinashake。””Whatwasitthistime?”askedCaptainJerry。”Oh,alittleofeverything。Shebegunaboutthe’beautiful’
sermonthatMr。Perleypreachedatthelast’Come-Outers’’meetin’。
Thatwaswhatstartedmethinkin’aboutthegrave,Iguess。ThenshepitchedintoSethWingate’swifeforhavin’anewbunnitthisseasonwhentheoldonewan’tha’fworeout。Shetalkedfortenminutesorsoonthat,andthenshebegunaboutParker’sbein’letgooveratthecablestationandaboutthenewfellerthat’sbeensignedtotakehisplace。She’sallforParker。Sayshewasa’perfectlylovely’manandthat’twasoutrageousthewayhewastreated,andallthatsortofthing。””Sheain’ttheonlyonethatthinksso,”observedCaptainJerry。”There’saheapoffolksinthistownthatthinkParkerwasamightyfinefeller。””Yes,”saidCaptainEri,”andit’sworthwhilenoticin’whotheybe。Perez’friend,M’lissy,thinksso,and’Squealer’Wixonandhisgangthinkso,and’Web’Saundersthinksso,andalotmorelikethem。ParkerwasTOOgoodafeller,that’swhatwasthematterwithhim。Histalkalwaysremindedmeofwashdayatthepoorhouse,lotsofsoftsoapwithplentyoflyeinit。””Well,M’lissysaysthatthemenovertothestation——allexceptLangley,ofcourse——aremadasallgit-outbecauseParkerwasletgo,andshesayssomebodytoldsomebodyelse,andsomebodyelsetoldsomebodyelse,andsomebodyelsetoldHER——shesaysitcomereelstraight——thatthemenaregoin’tomakeithotforthenewfellerwhenhecomes。Shesayshisname’sHazeltine,orsomethin’
likethat,andthathe’sgoin’togethereto-morrerornextday。””Well,”saidCaptainEri,”it’samercyM’lissyfounditout。Ifthatmanshouldgithereandshenotknowitaforehand’twouldkillhersureasfate,andthinkwhatablowthatwouldbetoyou,Perez。”
Hetookhisold-fashionedwatchfromhispocketandglancedatthedial。”Imustn’tbesettin’roundheremuchlonger,”headded。”JohnBaxter’sgoin’tohavethatlittlepatchofcranberryswampofhispickedto-morrer,andhe’sexpectin’somebarrelsdownonto-
night’strain。JohnaskedmetogitZoethCahoontocart’emdownforhim,butIain’tgotnothin’specialtodoto-night,soI
thoughtI’dhitchupandgoandgit’emmyself。YouandJerrycanmatchcentstoseewhodoesthedishes。Idid’emlastnight,soit’smywatchbelow。””Well,_I_shan’tdo’em,”declaredCaptainPerez。”BlessedifI’ddothedurnthingsto-nightifthePresidentoftheUnitedStatesaskedmeto。””Humph!”sputteredCaptainJerry。”Is’poseyoufellersthinkI’lldo’emallthetime。Ifyoudoyou’remistook,that’sall。
’Twan’tlastnightyoudone’em,Eri;’twasthenightafore。I
done’emlastnight,andI’mreadytotakemychancesaginifwematch,butI’mjiggeredifIletyoushovethewholethingoffontome。Ididn’tshipforcooknomore’ntherestofyou。”
Neitheroftheotherssawfittoanswerthisdeclarationofindependenceandtherewasapauseintheconversation。ThenCaptainJerrysaidmoodily:”Itain’tnouse。Itdon’twork。””Whatdon’twork?”askedCaptainEri。”Why,thisplanofours。Ithoughtwhenwefellersgiveupgoin’
toseareg’larandsettleddownheretokeephouseourselvesandliveeconomicalandallthat,that’twasgoin’tobefine。I
thoughtIwouldn’tminddoin’myshareoftheworkabit,thought’twouldbekindoffuntoswabdecksandallthat。Well,’twasforaspell,but’tain’tnow。I’msosickofitthatIdon’tknowwhattodo。AndI’msickoflivin’inapigpen,too。Lookatthemdead-lights!They’resodirtythatwhenIturnoutinthemornin’
andgotolookthrough’em,Ican’ttellwhetherit’sfoulweatherorfair。”
CaptainErilookedatthewindowstowardwhichhisfriendpointedandsignedassent。”There’snousetalkin’,”heobserved,”we’vegottohaveastewardaboardthiscraft。””Yes,”saidCaptainPerezemphatically,”astewardorawoman。””AWOMAN!”exclaimedCaptainEri。Thenheshookhisheadsolemnlyandadded,”There,Jerry!WhatdidItellyou?M’lissy!”
ButCaptainPerezdidnotsmile。”Iain’tfoolin’,”hesaid;”Imeanit。”
CaptainJerrythoughtofthespick-and-spandaysofhiswife,deadthesetwentyyears,andsighedagain。”Is’posewemighthaveahousekeeper,”hesaid。”Housekeeper!”sneeredCaptainEri。”Who’dyouhire?Perezdon’t,seemin’ly,taketoM’lissy,andthereain’tnobodyelseinOrhamthatyoucouldgit,’less’twasoldA’ntZubyHiggins,andthatwouldbeactin’likethefellerthatjumpedoverboardwhenhisboatsprungaleak。No,sir!IfA’ntZubyshipsaboardhereIheaveupMYcommission。””WhosaidanythingaboutA’ntZubyorhousekeeperseither?”
inquiredCaptainPerez。”Isaidwe’dgottohaveawoman,andwehave。Oneofus’llhavetogitmarried,that’sall。””MARRIED!”roaredthetwoinchorus。”That’swhatIsaid,married,andtaketheotherstoboardinthishouse。Lookherenow!Whenashipwreckedcrew’sstarvin’oneof’emhastobesacrificedforthegoodoftherest,andthat’swhatwe’vegottodo。Oneofushasgottogitmarriedforthebenefitoftheothertwo。”
CaptainErishoutedhilariously。”Goodboy,Perez!”hecried。”Goin’tobethefirstofferin’?””Notunlessit’smyluck,Eri。We’llallthreematchforit,sameaswedo’boutwashin’thedishes。””Whereareyougoin’tofindawife?”askedCaptainJerry。”Nowthat’sjestwhatI’mgoin’toshowyou。Iseehowthingswasgoin’,andI’vebeenthinkin’thisoverforaconsid’rablespell。
HoldonaminutetillIoverhaulmykit。”
Hewentintothefrontbedroom,andthroughtheopendoortheycouldseehimturningoverthecontentsofthechestwithP。R。inbrassnailsonthelid。Hescatteredabouthimfish-lines,hooks,leadforsinkers,oilclothjackets,whales’teeth,andvariousotherarticles,andatlengthcamebackbearingamuch-crumpledsheetofprintedpaper。Thishespreadoutuponthediningtable,firstpushingasidethedishestomakeroom,and,afteradjustinghisspectacles,saidtriumphantly:”There!Theresheis!TheNup-ti-alChime。AJournalofMatrimony。IseeapieceaboutitintheHeraldtheotherday,andsentadimeforasamplecopy。It’schock-fullofadvertisementsfromwomenthatwantshusbands。”
CaptainEriputonhisspectaclesandhitchedhischairuptothetable。AftergivingthepagesoftheNuptialChimeahurriedinspection,heremarked:”Thereseemstobeastrongrunnin’to’vi-va-ci-ousbrunettes’and’blondeswithtenderandromanticdispositions。’Whichofthemkindsareyousufferin’for,Perez?Oh,say!here’saladythat’swillin’toheaveherselfawayonayoungandhandsomebachelorwithaincomeoftenthousandayear。Seemstomeyououghttoanswerthat。””Oh,hushup,Eri!’Tain’tlikelyI’dwanttowritetoanyoftheminthere。Thethingforustodowouldbetowriteoutaadvertisementofourown;tellwhatsortofwomanwewant,andthensetbackandwaitforanswers。Now,whatdoyousay?”
CaptainErilookedattheadvocateofmatrimonyforamomentwithoutspeaking。Thenhesaid:”Doyoureallymeanit,Perez?””SartinIdo。””Whatdoyouthinkofit,Jerry?””Thinkit’sagoodidee,”saidthatancientmarinerdecisively。”We’vegottodosomethin’,andthislooksliketheonlysensiblething。””ThenEri’sGOTtodoit!”assertedCaptainPerezdogmatically。”Weagreedtosticktogether,andtwotoone’savote。Comeonnow,Eri,we’llmatch。”
CaptainErihesitated。”Comeon,Eri!”orderedCaptainJerry。”Ain’tgoin’tomutiny,areyou?””Allright!”saidCaptainEri,”I’llsticktotheship。Only,”headded,withaquizzicalglanceathiscompanions,”it’sgottobesettledthatthefellerthat’sstuckcanpickhiswife,anddon’thavetomarryunlesshefindsonethatsuitshim。”
Theothersagreedtothisstipulation,andCaptainPerez,drawingalongbreath,tookacoinfromhispocket,flippeditintheairandcoveredit,asitfellonthetable,withabighairyhand。
CaptainErididlikewise;sodidCaptainJerry。ThenCaptainEriliftedhishandandshowedthecoinbeneath;itwasahead。
CaptainJerry’swasatail。UnderCaptainPerez’handlurkedthehiddenfate。TheCaptain’slipsclosedinagrimline。Withadesperateglanceattheothershejerkedhishandaway。
Thepennylayheaduppermost。CaptainJerrywas”stuck。”
CaptainErirose,glancedathiswatch,and,takinghishatfromtheshelfwherethedishesshouldhavebeen,openedthedoor。
Beforehewentout,however,heturnedandsaid:”Perez,youandJerrycanbefixin’uptheadvertisementwhileI’mgone。YoucanletmeseeitwhenIcomeback。Isay,Jerry,”headdedtothe”sacrifice,”whosatgazingatthepenniesonthetableinasortoftrance,”don’tfeelbadaboutit。Why,whenyoucometothinkofit,it’saprovidenceitturnedoutthatway。MeandPerezarebachelors,andwe’dbejestgreenhands。Butyou’reaableseaman,youknowwhatitistomanageawife。””Yes,Ido,”groanedCaptainJerrylugubriously。”Durnit,that’sjestit!”
CaptainEriwaschucklingas,lanterninhand,hepassedaroundthecornerofthelittlewhitehouseonthewaytothebarn。HechuckledallthroughtheharnessingofDaniel,thevenerablewhitehorse。Hewasstillchucklingas,perchedontheseatofthe”truckwagon,”herattledandshookoutoftheyardandturnedintothesandyroadthatleduptothevillage。Andanoutsider,hearingthesechuckles,andknowingwhathadgonebefore,mighthaveinferredthatperhapsCaptainErididnotviewthe”matching”
andthematrimonialprojectwithquitethedeadlyseriousnessoftheothertwooccupantsofthehousebytheshore。
CHAPTERII
THETRAINCOMESIN
ThereisinOrhamaself-appointedcommitteewhosedutyitistoseethetraincomein。Thecommitteemenreceivenosalaryfortheirservices;thesolecompensationisthepleasurederivedfromthesenseofdutydone。Rain,snow,orshine,thecommitteeisonhandatthestation——thenatives,ofcourse,callitthe”deepo”——
toconsumeborrowedtobaccoandtofavorProvidencewithitsadviceconcerningtherunningoftheuniverse。Alsoitdiscusseslocalaffairswithfluencyandmoreorlesspoint。
Mr。”Squealer”Wixon,alifelongmemberofthiscommittee,wasthefirsttosightCaptainEriasthelatterstrolledacrossthetracksintothecircleoflightfromthestationlamps。TheCaptainhadmooredDanieltoapicketinthefenceoverbythefreight-house。
HehadheardtheclockinthebelfryoftheMethodistchurchstrikeeightashedrovebythatedifice,butheheardnowhistlefromthedirectionoftheWestOrhamwoods,soheknewthatthedowntrainwouldarriveatitsusualtime,thatis,fromfifteentotwentyminutesbehindtheschedule。”Hey!”shoutedMr。Wixonwithenthusiasm。”Here’sCap’nEri!
Well,Cap,how’ssheheadin’?””’Boutno’theastbyno’th,”wasthecalmreply。”Runnin’fair,butwithlookoutforwindahead。””Hain’tgotasparechawnowheresaboutyou,haveyou,Cap’n?”
anxiouslyinquired”Bluey”Batcheldor。Mr。Batcheldoriscalled”Bluey”forthesamereasonthatMr。Wixoniscalled”Squealer,”
andthatreasonhasbeenforgottenforyears。
CaptainEriobliginglyproducedablackplugofsmokingtobacco,andMr。Batcheldorbitofftwo-thirdsandreturnedthebalance。
Afteradjustingthemorselsothatitmightinterfereintheleastdegreewithhisvocalmachinery,hedrawled:”Ical’lateyouain’theardthenews,Eri。WebSaundershasgothisoriginal-packagelicense。Itcomeonthenoonmail。”
TheCaptainturnedsharplytowardthespeaker。”Isthatafact?”
heasked。”Whotoldyou?””Seeitmyself。SodidSquealerandawholelotmore。Webwasshowin’itround。””Wewaswonderin’,”saidJabezSmalley,amemberofthecommitteewhosestandingwassomewhatimpaired,inasmuchashewentfishingoccasionallyandwas,therefore,obligedtomisssomeofthemeetings,”whatkindofafitJohnBaxterwouldhavenow。He’sbeenprettynighdistractedeversenceWebstartedhisbilliardroom,callin’ita’ha’ntofsin’andawholelotmorenames。
Thereain’tbeena’Come-Outers’meetin’’senceIdon’tknowwhenthatheain’tpitchedintothatsaloon。Now,whenhehearsthatWeb’sgoin’tosellrum,he’llbustabilersure。”
Thecommitteereceivedthisprophecywithanhilariousshoutofapprovalandeachmemberbegantotalk。CaptainEritookadvantageofthissimultaneousexpressionofopiniontowalkaway。Helookedinatthewindowoftheticket-office,exchangedgreetingswithSamHardy,thestationmaster,andthenleanedagainstthecornerofthebuildingfurthestremovedfromMr。Wixonandhisfriends,lithispipeandpuffedthoughtfullywithatroubledexpressiononhisface。
FromtheclumpofblacknessthatindicatedthebeginningoftheWestOrhamwoodscamealong-drawndismal”toot”;thentwoshorterones。Thecommitteesprangtoitsfeetandlookedinterested。SamHardycameoutoftheticketoffice。Thestage-driver,asharp-
lookingboyofaboutfourteen,withadisagreeableairofcheapsmartnessstickingoutalloverhim,lefthisseatintheshadowofMr。Batcheldor’smanlyform,tossedacigarettestumpawayandloafedovertothevicinityofthe”depotwagon,”whichwasbackedupagainsttheplatform。CaptainEriknockedtheashesfromhispipeandputthatservice-stainedveteraninhispocket。Thetrainwasreally”comingin”atlast。
IfthishadbeenanAugusteveninginsteadofaSeptemberone,bothtrainandplatformwouldhavebeencrowded。Butthebutterflysummermaidenhadflittedand,asishiswont,thesummermanhadflittedafterher,sothepassengerswhoalightedfromthetwocoachesthat,withthefreightcar,madeuptheOrhamBranchtrain,werefewinnumberandhomelyinflavor。Therewasaverystoutladywithacanvasextensioncaseandanumbrellainonehandandabulgingshawl-strapandapasteboardboxintheother,whopantedandwheezedlikethelocomotiveitselfandwhoaskedthebrakeman,”WhatonairthDOtheyhavesuchhighstepsfor?”Therewasaslim,nottosaygawky,individualwithachinbeardandrubberboots,whomthecommitteehailedas”Andy”andwelcomedtoitsbosom。Thereweretwoyoungmen,drummers,evidently,whonoddedtoHardy,andseemedverymuchathome。Also,therewasanotheryoungman,smooth-shavenandsquare-shouldered,whodepositedasuit-caseontheplatformandlookedabouthimwiththeairofbeingveryfarfromhome,indeed。
Thedrummersandthestoutladygotintothestage。Theyoungmanwiththesuit-casepickedupthelatterandwalkedtowardthesamevehicle。Heaccostedthesharpboy,whohadlightedanothercigarette。”Canyoudirectmetothecablestation?”heasked。”Surething!”saidtheyouth,andtherewasnoCapeCodtwisttohisaccent。”Gitaboard。””Ididn’tintendtoride,”saidthestranger。”Whatwasyougoin’todo?Walk?””Yes,ifit’snotfar。”
Theboygrinned,andthemembersofthecommittee,whohadbeenstaringwithalltheirmight,grinnedalso。Theyoungman’smentionofthecablestationseemedtohavecausedconsiderableexcitement。”Oh,itain’ttooFAR!”saidthestage-driver。Thenheadded:”Say,you’rethenewelectrician,ain’tyou?”
Theyoungmanhesitatedforamoment。Thenhesaid,”Yes,”andsuggested,”Iaskedtheway。””Twoblockstotheright;that’sthemainroad,keeponthatforfourblocks,thenturntotheleft,andifyoukeeponstraightaheadyou’llgettothestation。””Blocks?”Thestrangersmiled。”IthinkyoumustbefromNewYork。””Doyou?”inquiredtheyouthfulprodigy,climbingtothewagonseat。”Don’tforgettokeepstraightaheadafteryouturnoffthemainroad。Gitdap!Solong,fellers!”Heleanedoverthewheel,asthestageturned,andbestowedawinkuponthedelighted”Squealer,”whowasholdingonefreckledpawoverhismouth;thenthe”depotwagon”creakedaway。
Thesquare-shoulderedyoungmanlookedaftertheequipagewithanoddexpressionofcountenance。Thenheshruggedhisshoulders,pickedupthesuitcase,andwalkedofftheplatformintothedarkness。
Mr。Wixonremovedthehandfromhismouthanddisplayedamammothgrin,thatgrewintoashriekoflaughterinwhicheverymemberofthecommitteejoined。”Haw!haw!”bellowed”Bluey,””sothat’sthefellerthatdoneParkeroutofhisjob!Well,hemaybemightysmart,butifthatJoeBartlettain’tsmarterthenI’maskate,that’sall!SmartestboyeverIsee!’Ifyoukeeponstraightaheadyou’llgittothestation!’Gosh!he’llhavetowearrubbers!””Maybehe’sweb-footed,”suggestedSmalley,andtheylaughedagain。
AlittlelaterCaptainEri,withadozennew,clean-smellingcranberrybarrelsinthewagonbehindhim,droveslowlydownthe”depotroad。”Itwasaclearnight,buttherewasnomoon,andOrhamwasalmostatitsdarkest,whichisverydark,indeed。The”depotroad”——pleasebearinmindthattherearenostreetsinOrham——wasfullofruts,andalthoughDanielknewhiswayanddidhisbesttofollowit,thecranberrybarrelsrattledandshookinlivelyfashion。Therearefewhomesnearthestation,andthedwellersinthemconscientiouslyrefrainfromshowinglightsexceptintheendsofthebuildingsfurthestfromthefront。Strangersareinclinedtowonderatthis,butwhentheybecomebetteracquaintedwiththetownanditspeople,theycometoknowthatfrontgatesandparlorsare,bythemajorityoftheinhabitants,restrictedintheirusetooccasionssuchasafuneral,or,possibly,awedding。FortheaverageOrhamfamilytositintheparloronaweekeveningwouldbeanactborderingprettycloselyonsacrilege。
ItisfromthehillbytheMethodistchurchthatthevisitortoOrhamgetshisbestviewofthevillage。Itisallabouthim,andforthemostpartbelowhim。Atnightthelightsinthehousesshowonlyhereandtherethroughthetrees,butthoseonthebeachesandatseashineoutplainly。ThebrilliantyellowgleamamileawayisfromtheOrhamlighthouseonthebluff。ThesmallerwhitedotmarksthelightonBaker’sBeach。Thetinyredspeckinthedistance,thatgoesandcomesagain,istheflash-lightatSetuckitPoint,andthetwinkleonthehorizontothesouthisthebeaconofthelightshiponSandHillShoal。
Itisonhisarrivalatthispoint,too,thatthestrangerfirstnoticesthesoundofthesurf。Beinganewcomer,henoticesthisatonce;afterhehasbeeninthevillageafewweeks,heceasestonoticeitatall。Itislikethetickingofaclock,soincessantandregular,thatonehastolistenintentlyforamomentortwobeforehisaccustomedearwillsingleitoutandmakeitdefinite。
Onelow,steady,continuousroar,alittledeeperintonewhenthewindiseasterly,thevoiceoftheolddogOceangnawingwithfoamingmouthattheboneoftheCapeandgrowlingashegnaws。
Itmaybethattheyoungmanwiththesquareshouldersandthesuit-casehadpausedattheturnoftheroadbythechurchtolistentothissongofthesea;atanyratehewasthere,andwhenCaptainEristeeredDanielandthecranberrybarrelsaroundthecornerandintothe”mainroad,”hesteppedoutandhailed。”Ibegyourpardon,”hesaid;”I’mafraidI’mmixedinmydirections。Thestage-drivertoldmethewaytothecablestation,butI’veforgottenwhetherhesaidtoturntotherightwhenI
reachedhere,ortotheleft。”
CaptainEritookhislanternfromthefloorofthewagonandhelditup。Hehadseenthestrangerwhenthelatterleftthetrain,buthehadnotheardthedialoguewithJosiahBartlett。”Howwasyoucal’latin’togotothestation?”heasked。”Why,Iintendedtowalk。””Didyoutellthemfellersatthedepotthatyouwantedtowalk?””Certainly。””Well,Iswan!Andtheygiveyouthedirection?””Yes,”alittleimpatiently;”whyshouldn’tthey?SomanyblockstillIgottothemainstreet,orroad,andsomanymore,tillI
gotsomewhereelse,andthenstraighton。””Blocks,hey?That’sJoeBartlett。Thatboyoughttobemastheaded,andI’vetoldPerezsomore’nonce。Well,Mister,I
guessmaybeyou’dbetternottrytowalktothecablestationto-
night。Yousee,there’sonethingtheyforgottotellyou。Thestation’sontheouterbeach,andthere’saha’fmileofprettywetwaterbetweenhereandthere。”
Theyoungmanwhistled。”Youdon’tmeanit!”heexclaimed。”Isartindo,unlessthere’sbeenanalmightydroughtsinceIleftthehouse。Itellyouwhat!Ifyou’lljumpinherewithme,anddon’tmindwaitin’tillIleavethesebarrelsatthehouseofthemanthatowns’em,I’lldriveyoudowntotheshoreandmaybefindsomebodytorowyouover。Thatis,”withachuckle,”ifyouain’tdeadsetonwalkin’。”
Thestrangerlaughedheartily。”I’mnotsostubbornasallthat,”
hesaid。”It’smightygoodofyou,allthesame。””Don’tsayaword,”saidtheCaptain。”Giveusyoursatchel。Nowyourflipper!Thereyouare!Gitdap,Dan’l!”
DanielacceptedtheCaptain’scommandinatolerantspirit。Hepaddledalongatajog-trotforperhapsahundredyards,andthen,evidentlyfeelingthathehaddoneallthatcouldbeexpected,settledbackintoawalk。TheCaptainturnedtowardshiscompanionontheseat:”Idon’tknowasImentionedit,”heobserved,”butmynameisHedge。””Gladtomeetyou,Mr。Hedge,”saidthestranger。”MynameisHazeltine。””Ikindofjedgeditmightbewhenyousaidyouwantedtogittothecablestation。Weheardyouwasexpected。””Didyou?FromMr。Langley,Ipresume。””No-o,notd’rectly。Ofcourse,weknewParkerhadbeenletgo,andthatsomebodywouldhavetotakehisplace。Iguesslikelyitwasoneoftheoperatorsthattolditfustthatyouwastheman,butanyhowitgotasfurasM’lissyBusteed,andafterthat’twasplainsailin’。YoucomefromNewYork,don’tyou?””Yes。””Well,youknowhow’tiswhenathinggitsintothepapers。Orhamain’tbigenoughtohaveapaperofitsown,sotheAlmightygiveusM’lissy,Ijedge,asasortofsubstitute。ShecanspreadalittlenewsovermorecountrythananybodyIknow。Ifshespreadsbutterthesameway,shecouldmakemoneykeepin’boarders。IsthisyourfustvisittotheCape?””Yes。IhardlyknowwhyI’mherenow。IhavebeenwiththeCableCompanyattheirNewYorkexperimentalstationforsomeyears,andtheotherdaytheGeneralManagercalledmeintohisofficeandtoldmeIwasexpectedtotakethepositionofelectricianhere。I
thoughtitmightaddtomyexperience,soIaccepted。””Humph!Didhesayanythingaboutthegenerallivelinessofthingsaroundthestation?”
Mr。Hazeltinelaughed。”Why,”heanswered,”nowthatyouspeakofit,IrememberthathebeganbyaskingmeifIhadanymarkedobjectiontoprematureburial。”
TheCaptainchuckled。”Theouterbeachinwinterain’texactlyacamp-meetingforsociableness,”hesaid。”AndtheideaofthatBartlettboytellin’youhowtowalkthere!””IsheaspecimenofyourCapeCodyoungsters?””Notexactly。He’sanewshipmentfromNewYork。Grand-nephewofamessmateofmine,Cap’nPerezRyder。Perez,he’sabachelor,buthissister’sdaughtermarriedafellernamedBartlett。Maybeyouknewhim;heusedtorunatugboatintheSound。”
Mr。Hazeltine,muchamused,deniedtheacquaintance。”Well,Is’poseyouwouldn’t,nat’rally,”continuedtheCaptain。”Anyhow,Perez’sniece’shusbanddied,andtheboysortofrunloose,asyermightsay。Wenttoschoolwhenhehadto,andraisedNedwhenhedidn’t,near’sIcanfindout。’Lizabeth,that’shisma,diedlastspring,andshemadePerezpromise——hebeingtheonlyrelationtheyoungsterhad——tofetchtheboydownhereandsortofbringhimup。PerezknowsasmuchaboutbringingupaboyasahendoesabouttheTenCommandments,and’Lizabethmadehimpromisenottolicktheyoungsterandawholelotmorefoolishness。Schooldon’tcommenceheretillOctober,sowegothimajobwithLemMullettattheliv’rystable。He’sboardin’withLemtillschoolopens。Heain’tareelbadboy,butheknowstoomuch’boutsomethingsandnotha’fenough’boutothers。You’veseenfellerslikethat,maybe?”
Hazeltinenodded。”ThereareagoodmanyofthatkindinNewYork,I’mafraid,”hesaid。
CaptainErismiled。”Ishouldn’twonder,”heobserved。”TheboysdownherethinkJosiah’sthewholecrew,andthegirlsain’tfurbehind。There’sbeenmoredeviltryinthisvillagesencehelandedthanthereeverwasafore。Heneedssomethin’,andneedsitbad,butIain’tdecidedjestwhatitisyit。Areyouamarriedman?””No。””Samehere。Neverhadthedisease。Perez,he’shadsymptomseveryonceinawhile,butnothin’lastin’。Jerry’stheonlyoneofusthreethat’sbeenthroughthemill。Hiswifediedtwentyyearago。
Idon’tknowasItoldyou,butJerryandPerezandmearekeepin’
housedownbytheshore。Thatis,wecallitkeepin’house,but——”
HeretheCaptainbrokeoffandseemedtomeditate。
RalphHazeltineforboretointerrupt,andoccupiedhimselfbyscrutinizingthebuildingsthattheywerepassing。Theywerenearingthecenterofthetownnow,andthehouseswereclosertogetherthantheyhadbeenonthe”depotroad,”butneversocloseastobeintheleastcrowded。Eachhousehaditsamplefrontyard,andthenewarrivalcouldsmelltheboxhedgesandsee,nowandthen,thewhitenessofthekalsominedstonesthatborderedadriveway。Itwastoodarkforthebigseashellsatthefrontstepstobevisible,buttheywerethere,allthesame;everythirdhouseofrespectabilityinOrhamhasthem。Therewasanoccasionalshop,too,withsignslike”CapeCodVarietyStore,”or”TheBostonDryGoodsEmporium,”overtheirdoors。Ontheplatformofoneasmallcrowdwasgathered,andfromtheinteriorcameshoutsoflaughterandthesoundofatin-pannypiano。”That’sthebilliardsaloon,”volunteeredCaptainEri,suddenlywakingfromhistrance。”Playpool,Mr。Hazeltine?””Sometimes。””Whatd’yeplayitwith?””Why,withacue,generallyspeaking。””Thatso!Mostofthefellersinthereplayitwiththeirmouths。
Missashotandthenspendtherestoftheevenin’tellin’howithappened。””Idon’tthinkIshouldcaretoplayitthatway,”saidRalph,laughing。”Well,ithasitsgoodp’ints。Kindofall-roundexercise;
developsthelungsandstrengthensthemuscles,asthepatent-
medicinealmanacsays。Parkerplayeditconsiderable。””Ijudgethatyouropinionofmypredecessorisn’tahighone。””Who?Oh,Parker!Hewasallrightinhisway。Goodmanyfolksinthistownsworebyhim。Iunderstandthefellersoveratthestationthoughthewasabouttheticket。””Mr。Langleyincluded?””Oh,Mr。Langley,bein’manager,hadhisownideas,Is’pose!
Langleydon’tplaypoolmuch;notatWebSaunders’place,anyhow。
Weturninhere。”
Theyrolledupalongdriveway,verydarkandovergrownwithtrees,anddrewupatthebackdoorofagood-sizedtwo-storyhouse。
Therewasalightinthekitchenwindow。”Whoa,Dan’l!”commandedtheCaptain。Thenhebegantoshout,”Shipahoy!”atthetopofhislungs。
Thekitchendooropenedandamancameout,carryingalamp,itslightshiningfulluponhisface。Itwasanoldface,asternface,withwhiteeyebrowsandathin-lippedmouth。JustsuchafaceaslookedonwithapprovalwhentheexecutionerhelduptheheadofCharlesI。,atWhitehall。Therewas,however,atrembleaboutthechinthattoldofinfirmhealth。”Hello,John!”saidCaptainEriheartily。”John,letmemakeyouacquaintedwithMr。Hazeltine,thenewmanatthecablestation。
Mr。Hazeltine,thisismyfriend,Cap’nJohnBaxter。”
Thetwoshookhands,andthenCaptainErisaid:”John,Ibroughtdownthembarrelsforyou。Hawkinsgot’emhere,sameashealwaysdoes,bytheskinofhisteeth。Standbynow,’causeI’vegottodeliverMr。Hazeltineatthestation,andit’sgittin’late。”
JohnBaxtersaidnothing,beyondthankinghisfriendforthegoodturn,buthe”stoodby,”asdirected,andthebarrelswerequicklyunloaded。Astheywereabouttodriveoutoftheyard,CaptainEriturnedinhisseatandsaid:”John,guessI’llbeupsometimeto-morrow。Iwanttotalkwithyouaboutthatbilliard-roombusiness。”
ThelampinBaxter’shandshook。”GodA’mighty’sgothiseyeonthatplace,EriHedge,”heshouted,”andonthemthat’srunnin’it!””That’sallright,”saidtheCaptain。”Thenthejob’singoodhands,andweain’tgottoworry。Good-night。”
But,inspiteofthisassurance,Hazeltinenoticedthathisdriverwassilentandpreoccupieduntiltheyreachedtheendoftheroadbytheshore,whenhebroughtthewillingDanieltoastandstillandannouncedthatitwastimeto”changecars。”
Itisafifteen-minuterowfromthemainlandtotheouterbeach,andCaptainErimadeitonscheduletime。Hazeltineprotestedthathewasusedtoaboat,andcouldgoaloneandreturnthedoryinthemorning,buttheCaptainwouldn’thearofit。Thedorysliduponthesandandthepassengerclimbedout。Thesoundofthesurfontheoceansideofthebeachwasnolongerasteadyroar,itwasbrokenintosplashingplungesandhisseswith,runningthroughit,aseriesofblowslikethoseofamuffledhammer。Thewindwaswetandsmeltsalty。”There’sthestation,”saidtheCaptain,pointingtoarowoflightedwindowsaquarterofamileaway。”ItISstraightaheadthistime,andthewalkin’sbetter’nithasbeenforthelastfewminutes。Good-night!”
Theelectricianputhishandinhispocket,hesitated,andthenwithdrewit,empty。”I’mverymuchobligedtoyouforallthis,”hesaid。”I’mgladtohavemadeyouracquaintance,andIhopeweshallseeeachotheroften。””Samehere!”saidtheCaptainheartily。”We’relikelytogittogetheronceinawhile,seein’aswe’renext-doorneighbors,rightacrosstheroad,asyoumightsay。That’smyberthoveryonder,whereyouseethemlights。It’sjest’roundthecornerfromtheroadwedrovedownlast。Good-night!Goodlucktoyou!”
Andhesettledhimselffortherowhome。
CHAPTERIII
THE”COME-OUTERS’”MEETING
ThehousewherethethreeCaptainslivedwasasnearsaltwaterasitcouldbeandremainoutofreachofthehighesttides。WhenCaptainEri,afterbeachingandanchoringhisdoryandstablingDanielforthenight,enteredthediningroomhefoundhistwomessmatesdeepinconsultation,andwithevidencesofstrenuousmentalstrugglewrittenupontheirfaces。CaptainPerez’srighthandwassmearedwithinkandtherewereseveralspattersofthesamefluidonCaptainJerry’sperspiringnose。Crumpledsheetsofnotepaperwereonthetableandfloor,andLorenzo,whowaspurringrestfullyuponthediscardedjacketsofthetwomariners,aloneseemedtobeenjoyinghimself。”Well,youfellerslookasifyou’dhadaroughv’yage,”commentedCaptainEri,slippingoutofhisownjacketandpullinghischairupbesidethoseofhisfriends。”What’sthetrouble?””Gosh,Eri,I’mgladtoseeyou!”exclaimedCaptainPerez,drawingthehand,justreferredto,acrosshisforeheadandtherebyputtingthatportionofhiscountenanceintomourning。”Howdoyouspellconscientious?””Idon’t,unlessit’sowner’sorders,”wastheanswer。”Whatdoyouwanttospellitfor?””We’vewritmuchasfourhundredadvertisements,Idobelieve!”
saidCaptainJerry,”andthereain’toneofthemfittofeedtoapig。Perezhere,he’sgotsuchhifalutin’notions,thatnothin’
lessthanacircusbill’lldohim。_I_don’tseewhysomethin’
plainandsensiblelike’Womanwantedtododishesandcleanhouseforthreemen,’wouldn’tbeallright;butno,it’sgottohavemorefancytrimmin’sthanaSundaybunnit。Foolishness,Icallit。””You’dhaveawholelotofwomenanswerin’thatadvertisement,nowwouldn’tyou?”snortedCaptainPerezhotly。”’Tododishesforthreemen!’That’sahealthybaittocatchawifewith,ain’tit?
Icansee’emcomin’。Ical’lateyou’dstaysingletillJedgment,andthenyouwouldn’tgitone。No,sir!Thethingtodoistobesortofsoft-soapyandhigh-toned。Let’emthinkthey’regoin’togitabargainwhentheygityou。Makebelieveit’sgoin’tobeaprivilegetogitsechahusband。””Well,’tis,”declaredthesacrificeindignantly。”Theymightgitadum-sightworseone。””Ical’latethat’sso,Jerry,”saidCaptainEri。”Still,Perezain’taltogetherwrong。Guessyou’dbetterkeepthedishwashin’
outofit。Iknowdishwashin’wouldnevergitME;I’vegotsoI
hatethesightofsoapandhotwaterasbadasifIwasaPortugee。
Passmethatpen。”
CaptainPerezgladlyrelinquishedthewritingmaterials,andCaptainEri,aftertwoorthreetrials,bywhichheaddedtothepaperdecorationsofthefloor,producedthefollowing:”WifeWanted——Byanex-seafaringmanofsteadyhabbits。MustbewillingtoWorkandKeepHouseshipshapeandaboveboard。Nosea-
lawyersneedapply。Address——Skipper,caretheNuptialChime,Boston,Mass。”
Thelinerelatingtosea-lawyerswasinsisteduponbyCaptainJerry。”That’llshutoutthetongueykind,”heexplained。Theadvertisement,withthisaddition,beingdulyapproved,therequiredfiftycentswasinclosed,aswasalettertotheeditorofthematrimonialjournalrequestingallanswerstobeforwardedtoCaptainJeremiahBurgess,Orham,Mass。Thentheenvelopewasdirectedandthestampaffixed。”There,”saidCaptainEri,”that’sdone。Allyou’vegottodonow,Jerry,istopickoutyourwifeandletusknowwhatyouwantforaweddin’present。You’realuckyman。””Aw,let’stalkaboutsomethin’else,”saidtheluckyonerathergloomily。”What’sthenewsupatthedepot,Eri?”
TheyreceivedthetidingsofthecomingofHazeltinewiththeinterestduetosuchanevent。CaptainErigavethemadetailedaccountofhismeetingwiththenewelectrician,omitting,however,inconsiderationforthefeelingsofCaptainPerez,tomentionthefactthatitwastheBartlettboywhostartedthatgentlemanuponhiswalktothecablestation。”Well,whatdidyouthinkofhim?”askedCaptainPerez,whentherecitalwasfinished。”Seemedtomelikeaprettygoodfeller,”answeredCaptainErideliberately。”Hedidn’tgitmadatthejokethegangplayedonhim,foronething。Heain’tsosmooth-tonguedasParkerusedtobeandhedidn’ttreatBaxterandmeasifCapeCodderswasakindofanimals,thewaysomeofthesummerfolksdo。Hehadthesensenottooffertopaymefortakin’himovertothestation,andI
likedthat。Takeitaltogether,heseemedlikeaprettydecentchap——foraNewYorker,”headded,asanafterthought。”Butsay,”hesaidamomentlater,”I’vegotsomemorenewsanditain’tgoodnews,either。WebSaundershasgothisliquorlicense。””Iwanttoknow!”exclaimedCaptainPerez。”Youdon’ttellme!”saidCaptainJerry。
Thentheybothsaid,”WhatwillJohnBaxterdonow?”AndCaptainErishookhisheaddubiously。
ThecodbitwellnextmorningandCaptainErididnotgetinfromtheWindwardLedgeuntilafternoon。Bytheway,itmaybewelltoexplainthatCaptainJerry’sremarksconcerning”settlin’down”and”restin’,”whichwechronicledinthefirstchaptermustnotbeacceptedtooliterally。Whileitistruethateachofthetriohadgivenuplongvoyages,itisequallytruethatnonehadgivenupworkentirely。Somepeoplemightnotconsideritrestfultoriseatfoureveryweekdaymorningandsailinacatboattwelvemilesouttoseaandhaulawetcodlineforhours,nottomentionthesailhomeandthecleaningandbarrelingofthecatch。CaptainErididthat。CaptainPerezwaswhathecalled”stevedore”——thatis,generalcaretakerduringtheowner’sabsence,atMr。DelancyBarry’ssummerestateonthe”cliffroad。”AsforCaptainJerry,hewasjanitorattheschoolhouse。
Thecatchwasheavythenextmorning,ashasbeensaid,andbythetimethelastfishwassplitandicedandthelastbarrelsenttotherailwaystationitwasalmostsuppertime。CaptainErihadintendedcallingonBaxterearlyintheday,butnowhedeterminedtowaituntilaftersupper。
TheCaptainhadbadluckinthe”matching”thatfollowedthemeal,anditwasnearlyeighto’clockbeforehefinishedwashingdishes。
Thisdistastefultaskbeingcompleted,hesetoutfortheBaxterhomestead。
TheCaptain’sviewsontheliquorquestionwerebroaderthanthoseofmanyOrhamcitizens。Hewasanabstainer,generallyspeaking,buthisscrupleswerenotaspronouncedasthoseofMissAbigailMullett,whoseproudestboastwasthatshehadrefusedbrandywhenthedoctorprescribeditasthestimulantneededtosaveherlife。
OverandoveragainhasMissAbigailtolditinprayer-meeting;howshe”rizup”inherbed,”expectin’everybreathtobethelast”
andsaid,”Dr。Palmer,ifit’sgottobeliquorordeath,thendeathreferredto!”——meaning,itisfairtopresume,thatdeathwaspreferredratherthanthebrandy。Withmuchmoreconcerninghermiraculousrecoverythroughtheaidofa”terbackerandonionpoultice。”
OngeneralprinciplestheCaptainobjectedtothegrantingofalicensetoafellowlike”Web”Saunders,butitwastheeffectthatthisactionoftheStateauthoritiesmighthaveuponhisfriendJohnBaxterthattroubledhimmost。
Forforty-fiveyearsJohnBaxterwascalledbyCapeCodpeople”assmartaskipperasevertrodaplank。”Hesavedmoney,builtanattractivehomeforhiswifeanddaughter,andwould,intheordinarycourseofevents,haveretiredtoenjoyacomfortableoldage。Buthiswifediedshortlyafterthedaughter’smarriagetoaBostonman,andonavoyagetoManila,Baxterhimselfsufferedfromasunstrokeandasubsequentfever,thatlefthimaphysicalwreckandforatimethreatenedtounsettlehisreason。Herecoveredaportionofhishealthandthethreatenedinsanitydisappeared,exceptforareligiousfanaticismthatcausedhimtoaccepttheBibleliterallyandtointerpretitaccordingly。WhenhisdaughterandherhusbandweredrownedintheterribleCityofBelfastdisaster,itisanOrhamtraditionthatJohnBaxter,dressedingunny-bagsandsittingonanash-heap,wasfoundbyhisfriendsmourninginwhathebelievedtobetheBiblical”sackclothandashes。”HislittlebabygranddaughterhadbeenlookedoutforbysomekindfriendsinBoston。OnlyCaptainEriknewthatJohnBaxter’syearlytriptoBostonwasmadeforthepurposeofvisitingthegirlwhowashissolereminderofthethingsthatmighthavebeen,buteventheCaptaindidnotknowthatthemoneythatpaidherboardand,asshegrewolder,forhergownsandschooling,camefromthebigoted,sternoldhermit,livingaloneintheoldhouseatOrham。
InOrham,andinothersectionsoftheCapeaswell,thereisasectcalledbytheungodly,”TheCome-Outers。”TheywereoriginallysecedersfromtheMethodistchurcheswhodisapprovedofmoderninnovations。They”comeout”onceaweektomeetatthehousesofthemembers,andtheirsarelivelymeetings。JohnBaxterwasa”Come-Outer,”andeversincetheenterprisingMr。Saundersopenedhisbilliardroom,theoldman’stiradesofrighteouswrathhadbeendirectedagainstthisdenofiniquity。Sinceitbecameknownthat”Web”hadmadeapplicationforthelicense,itwasaregularamusementfortheunregeneratetoattendthegatheringsofthe”Come-Outers”andhearJohnBaxtercalldownfirefromHeavenuponthebilliardroom,itsproprietor,anditspatrons。OrhampeoplehadbeguntosaythatJohnBaxterwas”billiard-salooncrazy。”
AndJohnBaxterwasCaptainEri’sfriend,afriendshipthathadbeguninschoolwhenthedeclaimerofPatrickHenry’s”LibertyorDeath”speechonExaminationDaytookafancytoandrefusedtolaughatthelittlechapwhotremblinglyventuredtoassertthatheloved”littlePussy,hercoatissowarm。”ThetwohadchangedplacesuntilnowitwasCaptainEriwhoprotectedandadvised。
WhentheCaptainrappedatJohnBaxter’skitchendoornooneanswered,and,afteryelling”Shipahoy!”throughthekeyholeanumberoftimes,hewasforcedtotheconclusionthathisfriendwasnotathome。”Youlookin’ferCap’nBaxter?”queriedMrs。SarahTaylor,wholivedjustacrosstheroad。”He’sgonetoCome-Outers’meetin’,I
guess。There’soneuptoBarzillaSmall’sto-night。”
Mr。BarzillaSmalllivedinthatpartofthevillagecalled”downtotheneck,”andwhentheCaptainarrivedthere,hefoundtheparlorfilledwiththedevout,whoweresomewhatsurprisedtoseehim。”Why,howdoyoudo?”saidMrs。Small,resplendentinblack”alpaca”andwearingherjetearrings。”Isnumifyouain’tastranger!We’llhaveareelmovin’meetin’to-nightbecauseMr。
Perley’shere,andhesayshefeelsthesperrita-workin’。Setrightdowntherebythewhat-not。Luther,”toheroldestbutthree,”giveCap’nHedgeyourchair。Youcansetonthecricket。
Yes,youcan!Don’tanswerback!””Aw,ma!”burstouttheindignantLuther,”howd’yerthinkI’mgoin’tosetonthatcricket?Mylaigs’llbewayupundermychin。MakeHartsetonit;he’sshorter’nme。””Shan’tnuther,LuteSmall!”declaredHartwell,afreckle-facedyoungster,whowasthenextstepdownwardinthefamilystairofchildren。”Setonityourself。Makehim,ma,now!Yousaidhe’dhaveto。””Now,ma,I——””Bestill,bothofyou!Ish’dthinkyou’dbeashamed,witheverybodyhereso!Oh,mysoulandbody!”turningtothecompany,”ifitain’tenoughtotryasaint!Sometimesseems’sifISHOULD
giveup。Youbethankful,Abigail,”toMissMullett,whosatbythedoor,”thatyouain’tgotnineinafamilyandnobodytohelpteach’emmanners。IfBarzillawaslikemostmen,he’dhavesomedis-CIP-lineinthehouse;butno,Ihavetodoitall,and——”
Mr。Small,thuspubliclyrebuked,rosefromhisseatinthecornerbythemelodeonandproclaimedinavoicethathetriedhardnottomakeapologetic:”Now,Luther,ifIwasyouI’dbeagoodboyandmindma。”
Eventhisawe-inspiringcommandhadlittleeffectuponthereluctantLuther,butCaptainEri,who,smilingandbowingrightandleft,hadbeenworkinghispassagetotheothersideoftheroom,announcedthathewasallrightandwould”squeezeinonthesofy’sideofCap’nBaxter。”Sotherewaspeaceoncemore,thatis,asmuchpeaceashalfadozenfemininetongues,allbusywithdifferentsubjects,wouldallow。”Why,Eri”whisperedJohnBaxter,”Ididn’texpecttoseeyouhere。
I’mglad,though;LordknowseveryGod-fearin’maninthistownhasneedtobeonhiskneesthisnight。Haveyouheardaboutit?””Cap’nJohnmeansabouttherum-sellin’licensethatWebSaundershasgot,”volunteeredMissMelissaBusteed,leaningoverfromherseatinthepatentrockerthathadbeenthepremiumearnedbyMrs。
Smallforsellingonehundredandfiftypoundsofteaforamuch-
advertisedhouse。”Ain’titawful?IsaystoPrissyBakerthismornin’,soon’sIheardofit,’Prissy,’s’I,’there’llbeajedgmentonthistownsure’syou’realivin’woman,’s’I。Saysshe,’That’sso,M’lissy,’s’she,andIsays——”
Well,whenMissBusteedtalks,interruptionsarefutile,soCaptainErisatsilent,asthecommentsofatleastone-tenthofthepopulationofOrhamwerepouredintohisears。TherecitationwascutshortbyMrs。Small’svigorouspoundingonthecentertable。”We’reblessedthisevenin’,”saidthehostesswithemotion,”inhavin’Mr。Perleywithus。He’sgoin’toleadthemeetin’。”
TheReverendMr。Perley——Reverendbycourtesy;hehadneverbeenordained——stoodup,clearedhisthroatwithvigor,roseaninchortwoonthetoesofaverysqueakypairofboots,sanktoheellevelagainandannouncedthateveryonewouldjoininsinging,”Hymnnumberonehundredandten,omittingthesecondandfourthstanzas:
hymnnumberonehundredandten,secondandfourthstanzasomitted。”Themelodeon,tormentedbyMrs。LuraniaBassett,shriekedandgroaned,andthehymnwassung。Sowasanother,andyetanother。ThenMr。Perleysqueakedtohistiptoesagain,subsided,andbeganalengthyandferventdiscourse。
Mr。PerleyhadbeenablacksmithinOstablebeforehe”gotreligion,”andnowspentthemajorportionofhistimein”boardin’
’round”with”Come-Outers”upanddowntheCapeandtakingpartintheirmeetings。Hisservicesatsuchgatheringspaidforhisfoodandlodging。Hehadbeenavigoroushorseshoerintheolddays;
nowhepreachedjustasvigorously。
Hespokeofthefaithfulfewheregatheredtogether。Hespokeofthescoffingofthoseoutsidethepaleandhintedattheuncomfortablefuturethatawaitedthem。Heranoverthevariousdenominationsonebyone,andonebyoneshowedthemtobeworshipersofidolsandfollowersafterstrangegods。Hesankhoarselyintothebassandquaveredupintofalsettoandachorusof”Amens!”and”Hallelujahs!”followedhim。”Oh,brothersandsisters!”heshouted,”herewearea-kneelin’atthealtar’sfootandwhat’sgoin’onoutside?Why,theDevil’sgothisclutchesinourmidst。Thehornofthewickedisexalted。
They’resellin’rum——RUM——inthistown!They’rea-sellin’rumanddrinkin’ofitandgloryin’intheirshame。ButtheLordain’tasleep!He’sgothiseyeon’em!He’swatchin’’em!Andsomeofthesefinedayshe’llsenddownfireoutofHeavenandwipe’emoffthefaceoftheearth!””Amen!Glory!Glory!Glory!”
JohnBaxterwasonhisfeet,hisleanfaceworking,theperspirationshiningonhisforehead,hiseyesgleaminglikelampsunderhisroughwhiteeyebrows,andhisclenchedfistspoundingthebackofthechairinfrontofhim。Hishallelujahswerethelasttocease。
CaptainErihadtousesomelittleforcetopullhimdownonthesofaagain。
ThenMrs。Smallstruckup,”Oh,brother,haveyouheard?”andtheysangitwithenthusiasm。Next,MissMulletttoldherstoryofthebrandyandthedefianceofthedoctor。Nobodyseemedmuchinterestedexceptanervousyoungmanwithsandyhairandacelluloidcollar,whohadcomewithMr。TobiasWixonandwasevidentlyastranger。HehadnothearditbeforeandseemedsomewhatpuzzledwhenMissAbigailrepeatedthe”Deathreferredto”
passage。
Therewasmoresinging。Mrs。Small”testified。”SodidBarzilla,withmanyhesitationsandfalsestartsandanairofreliefwhenitwasover。Thenanotherhymnandmoretestimony,eachspeakerdenouncingthebilliardsaloon。ThenJohnBaxteraroseandspoke。
HebeganbysayingthatthepeopleofOrhamhadbeenslothfulintheLord’svineyard。Theyhadallowedweedstospringupandwaxstrong。Theyhadbeentriedandfoundwanting。”Itellyou,brothersandsisters,”hedeclaimed,leaningoverthechairbackandshakingathinforefingerinMr。Perley’sface,”Godhasgivenusatasktodoandhowhavewedoneit?We’vesetstillandlettheDevilhavehisway。We’vetalkedandtalked,butwhathavewedone?Nothin’!Nothin’atall;andnowthegripofSatanistighteronthetownthaniteverhasbeenafore。TheLordsetusawatchtokeepandwe’vesleptonwatch。Andnowthere’satrapsetforeveryyoungmaninthisc’munity。Doyouthinkthatthathell-holedownyonderisgoin’toshutupbecausewetalkaboutitinmeetin’?DoyouthinkWebSaundersisgoin’toquitsellin’rumbecausewesayheoughtto?DoyouthinkGod’sgoin’
towalkuptothatdoorandnailituphimself?No,sir!Hedon’tworkthatway!We’vetalkedandtalked,andnowit’stimetoDO。
Ain’tthereanybodyherethatfeelsacall?Ain’tthereaxestochopwithandfiretoburn?Itellyou,brothers,we’vewaitedlongenough!I——oldasIam——amready。Lord,hereIam!HereI
am——”
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