首页 >出版文学> Northanger Abbey>第1章
  ADVERTISEMENTBYTHEAUTHORESS,TONORTHANGERABBEY
  THISlittleworkwasfinishedintheyear1803,andintendedforimmediatepublication。Itwasdisposedoftoabookseller,itwasevenadvertised,andwhythebusinessproceedednofarther,theauthorhasneverbeenabletolearn。
  Thatanybooksellershouldthinkitworth-whiletopurchasewhathedidnotthinkitworth-whiletopublishseemsextraordinary。Butwiththis,neithertheauthornorthepublichaveanyotherconcernthanassomeobservationisnecessaryuponthosepartsoftheworkwhichthirteenyearshavemadecomparativelyobsolete。
  Thepublicareentreatedtobearinmindthatthirteenyearshavepassedsinceitwasfinished,manymoresinceitwasbegun,andthatduringthatperiod,places,manners,books,andopinionshaveundergoneconsiderablechanges。
  CHAPTER1
  NoonewhohadeverseenCatherineMorlandinherinfancywouldhavesupposedherborntobeanheroine。
  Hersituationinlife,thecharacterofherfatherandmother,herownpersonanddisposition,wereallequallyagainsther。
  Herfatherwasaclergyman,withoutbeingneglected,orpoor,andaveryrespectableman,thoughhisnamewasRichard——andhehadneverbeenhandsome。Hehadaconsiderableindependencebesidestwogoodlivings——andhewasnotintheleastaddictedtolockinguphisdaughters。
  Hermotherwasawomanofusefulplainsense,withagoodtemper,and,whatismoreremarkable,withagoodconstitution。ShehadthreesonsbeforeCatherinewasborn;andinsteadofdyinginbringingthelatterintotheworld,asanybodymightexpect,shestilllivedon——livedtohavesixchildrenmore——toseethemgrowinguparoundher,andtoenjoyexcellenthealthherself。
  Afamilyoftenchildrenwillbealwayscalledafinefamily,wherethereareheadsandarmsandlegsenoughforthenumber;
  buttheMorlandshadlittleotherrighttotheword,fortheywereingeneralveryplain,andCatherine,formanyyearsofherlife,asplainasany。Shehadathinawkwardfigure,asallowskinwithoutcolour,darklankhair,andstrongfeatures——somuchforherperson;
  andnotlessunpropiteousforheroismseemedhermind。
  Shewasfondofallboy'splays,andgreatlypreferredcricketnotmerelytodolls,buttothemoreheroicenjoymentsofinfancy,nursingadormouse,feedingacanary-bird,orwateringarose-bush。Indeedshehadnotasteforagarden;andifshegatheredflowersatall,itwaschieflyforthepleasureofmischief——atleastsoitwasconjecturedfromheralwayspreferringthosewhichshewasforbiddentotake。Suchwereherpropensities——herabilitieswerequiteasextraordinary。Shenevercouldlearnorunderstandanythingbeforeshewastaught;
  andsometimesnoteventhen,forshewasofteninattentive,andoccasionallystupid。Hermotherwasthreemonthsinteachingheronlytorepeatthe“Beggar'sPetition“;
  andafterall,hernextsister,Sally,couldsayitbetterthanshedid。NotthatCatherinewasalwaysstupid——bynomeans;shelearntthefableof“TheHareandManyFriends“asquicklyasanygirlinEngland。
  Hermotherwishedhertolearnmusic;andCatherinewassuresheshouldlikeit,forshewasveryfondoftinklingthekeysoftheoldforlornspinner;so,ateightyearsoldshebegan。Shelearntayear,andcouldnotbearit;
  andMrs。Morland,whodidnotinsistonherdaughtersbeingaccomplishedinspiteofincapacityordistaste,allowedhertoleaveoff。Thedaywhichdismissedthemusic-masterwasoneofthehappiestofCatherine'slife。
  Hertastefordrawingwasnotsuperior;thoughwhenevershecouldobtaintheoutsideofaletterfromhermotherorseizeuponanyotheroddpieceofpaper,shedidwhatshecouldinthatway,bydrawinghousesandtrees,hensandchickens,allverymuchlikeoneanother。
  Writingandaccountsshewastaughtbyherfather;Frenchbyhermother:herproficiencyineitherwasnotremarkable,andsheshirkedherlessonsinbothwhenevershecould。
  Whatastrange,unaccountablecharacter!——forwithallthesesymptomsofprofligacyattenyearsold,shehadneitherabadheartnorabadtemper,wasseldomstubborn,scarcelyeverquarrelsome,andverykindtothelittleones,withfewinterruptionsoftyranny;shewasmoreovernoisyandwild,hatedconfinementandcleanliness,andlovednothingsowellintheworldasrollingdownthegreenslopeatthebackofthehouse。
  SuchwasCatherineMorlandatten。Atfifteen,appearancesweremending;shebegantocurlherhairandlongforballs;hercomplexionimproved,herfeaturesweresoftenedbyplumpnessandcolour,hereyesgainedmoreanimation,andherfiguremoreconsequence。
  Herloveofdirtgavewaytoaninclinationforfinery,andshegrewcleanasshegrewsmart;shehadnowthepleasureofsometimeshearingherfatherandmotherremarkonherpersonalimprovement。“Catherinegrowsquiteagood-lookinggirl——sheisalmostprettytoday,“
  werewordswhichcaughtherearsnowandthen;
  andhowwelcomewerethesounds!Tolookalmostprettyisanacquisitionofhigherdelighttoagirlwhohasbeenlookingplainthefirstfifteenyearsofherlifethanabeautyfromhercradlecaneverreceive。
  Mrs。Morlandwasaverygoodwoman,andwishedtoseeherchildreneverythingtheyoughttobe;
  buthertimewassomuchoccupiedinlying-inandteachingthelittleones,thatherelderdaughterswereinevitablylefttoshiftforthemselves;anditwasnotverywonderfulthatCatherine,whohadbynaturenothingheroicabouther,shouldprefercricket,baseball,ridingonhorseback,andrunningaboutthecountryattheageoffourteen,tobooks——oratleastbooksofinformation——for,providedthatnothinglikeusefulknowledgecouldbegainedfromthem,providedtheywereallstoryandnoreflection,shehadneveranyobjectiontobooksatall。Butfromfifteentoseventeenshewasintrainingforaheroine;
  shereadallsuchworksasheroinesmustreadtosupplytheirmemorieswiththosequotationswhicharesoserviceableandsosoothinginthevicissitudesoftheireventfullives。
  FromPope,shelearnttocensurethosewho“bearaboutthemockeryofwoe。”
  FromGray,that“Manyaflowerisborntoblushunseen,“Andwasteitsfragranceonthedesertair。”
  FromThompson,that——“Itisadelightfultask“Toteachtheyoungideahowtoshoot。”
  AndfromShakespeareshegainedagreatstoreofinformation——
  amongsttherest,that——“Trifleslightasair,“Are,tothejealous,confirmationstrong,“AsproofsofHolyWrit。”
  That“Thepoorbeetle,whichwetreadupon,“Incorporalsufferancefeelsapangasgreat“Aswhenagiantdies。”
  Andthatayoungwomaninlovealwayslooks——“likePatienceonamonument”SmilingatGrief。”
  Sofarherimprovementwassufficient——andinmanyotherpointsshecameonexceedinglywell;forthoughshecouldnotwritesonnets,shebroughtherselftoreadthem;
  andthoughthereseemednochanceofherthrowingawholepartyintorapturesbyapreludeonthepianoforte,ofherowncomposition,shecouldlistentootherpeople'sperformancewithverylittlefatigue。Hergreatestdeficiencywasinthepencil——shehadnonotionofdrawing——notenougheventoattemptasketchofherlover'sprofile,thatshemightbedetectedinthedesign。
  Thereshefellmiserablyshortofthetrueheroicheight。
  Atpresentshedidnotknowherownpoverty,forshehadnolovertoportray。Shehadreachedtheageofseventeen,withouthavingseenoneamiableyouthwhocouldcallforthhersensibility,withouthavinginspiredonerealpassion,andwithouthavingexcitedevenanyadmirationbutwhatwasverymoderateandverytransient。Thiswasstrangeindeed!Butstrangethingsmaybegenerallyaccountedforiftheircausebefairlysearchedout。Therewasnotonelordintheneighbourhood;no——notevenabaronet。
  Therewasnotonefamilyamongtheiracquaintancewhohadrearedandsupportedaboyaccidentallyfoundattheirdoor——notoneyoungmanwhoseoriginwasunknown。
  Herfatherhadnoward,andthesquireoftheparishnochildren。
  Butwhenayoungladyistobeaheroine,theperversenessoffortysurroundingfamiliescannotpreventher。
  Somethingmustandwillhappentothrowaheroinherway。
  Mr。Allen,whoownedthechiefofthepropertyaboutFullerton,thevillageinWiltshirewheretheMorlandslived,wasorderedtoBathforthebenefitofagoutyconstitution——andhislady,agood-humouredwoman,fondofMissMorland,andprobablyawarethatifadventureswillnotbefallayoungladyinherownvillage,shemustseekthemabroad,invitedhertogowiththem。
  Mr。andMrs。Morlandwereallcompliance,andCatherineallhappiness。
  CHAPTER2
  InadditiontowhathasbeenalreadysaidofCatherineMorlandspersonalandmentalendowments,whenabouttobelaunchedintoallthedifficultiesanddangersofasixweeks'residenceinBath,itmaybestated,forthereader'smorecertaininformation,lestthefollowingpagesshouldotherwisefailofgivinganyideaofwhathercharacterismeanttobe,thatherheartwasaffectionate;herdispositioncheerfulandopen,withoutconceitoraffectationofanykind——hermannersjustremovedfromtheawkwardnessandshynessofagirl;herpersonpleasing,and,wheningoodlooks,pretty——andhermindaboutasignorantanduninformedasthefemalemindatseventeenusuallyis。
  Whenthehourofdeparturedrewnear,thematernalanxietyofMrs。Morlandwillbenaturallysupposedtobemostsevere。AthousandalarmingpresentimentsofeviltoherbelovedCatherinefromthisterrificseparationmustoppressherheartwithsadness,anddrownherintearsforthelastdayortwooftheirbeingtogether;
  andadviceofthemostimportantandapplicablenaturemustofcourseflowfromherwiselipsintheirpartingconferenceinhercloset。Cautionsagainsttheviolenceofsuchnoblemenandbaronetsasdelightinforcingyoungladiesawaytosomeremotefarm-house,must,atsuchamoment,relievethefulnessofherheart。
  Whowouldnotthinkso?ButMrs。Morlandknewsolittleoflordsandbaronets,thatsheentertainednonotionoftheirgeneralmischievousness,andwaswhollyunsuspiciousofdangertoherdaughterfromtheirmachinations。
  Hercautionswereconfinedtothefollowingpoints。
  “Ibeg,Catherine,youwillalwayswrapyourselfupverywarmaboutthethroat,whenyoucomefromtheroomsatnight;andIwishyouwouldtrytokeepsomeaccountofthemoneyyouspend;Iwillgiveyouthislittlebookonpurpose。
  Sally,orratherSarahforwhatyoungladyofcommongentilitywillreachtheageofsixteenwithoutalteringhernameasfarasshecan?,mustfromsituationbeatthistimetheintimatefriendandconfidanteofhersister。
  Itisremarkable,however,thatsheneitherinsistedonCatherine'swritingbyeverypost,norexactedherpromiseoftransmittingthecharacterofeverynewacquaintance,noradetailofeveryinterestingconversationthatBathmightproduce。Everythingindeedrelativetothisimportantjourneywasdone,onthepartoftheMorlands,withadegreeofmoderationandcomposure,whichseemedratherconsistentwiththecommonfeelingsofcommonlife,thanwiththerefinedsusceptibilities,thetenderemotionswhichthefirstseparationofaheroinefromherfamilyoughtalwaystoexcite。Herfather,insteadofgivingheranunlimitedorderonhisbanker,orevenputtinganhundredpoundsbank-billintoherhands,gaveheronlytenguineas,andpromosedhermorewhenshewantedit。
  Undertheseunpromisingauspices,thepartingtookplace,andthejourneybegan。Itwasperformedwithsuitablequietnessanduneventfulsafety。
  Neitherrobbersnortempestsbefriendedthem,noroneluckyoverturntointroducethemtothehero。Nothingmorealarmingoccurredthanafear,onMrs。Allen'sside,ofhavingonceleftherclogsbehindherataninn,andthatfortunatelyprovedtobegroundless。
  TheyarrivedatBath。Catherinewasalleagerdelight——hereyeswerehere,there,everywhere,astheyapproacheditsfineandstrikingenvirons,andafterwardsdrovethroughthosestreetswhichconductedthemtothehotel。
  Shewascometobehappy,andshefelthappyalready。
  TheyweresoonsettledincomfortablelodgingsinPulteneyStreet。
  ItisnowexpedienttogivesomedescriptionofMrs。Allen,thatthereadermaybeabletojudgeinwhatmannerheractionswillhereaftertendtopromotethegeneraldistressofthework,andhowshewill,probably,contributetoreducepoorCatherinetoallthedesperatewretchednessofwhichalastvolumeiscapable——whetherbyherimprudence,vulgarity,orjealousy——whetherbyinterceptingherletters,ruininghercharacter,orturningheroutofdoors。
  Mrs。Allenwasoneofthatnumerousclassoffemales,whosesocietycanraisenootheremotionthansurpriseattherebeinganymenintheworldwhocouldlikethemwellenoughtomarrythem。Shehadneitherbeauty,genius,accomplishment,normanner。Theairofagentlewoman,agreatdealofquiet,inactivegoodtemper,andatriflingturnofmindwereallthatcouldaccountforherbeingthechoiceofasensible,intelligentmanlikeMr。Allen。
  Inonerespectshewasadmirablyfittedtointroduceayoungladyintopublic,beingasfondofgoingeverywhereandseeingeverythingherselfasanyyoungladycouldbe。
  Dresswasherpassion。Shehadamostharmlessdelightinbeingfine;andourheroine'sentreeintolifecouldnottakeplacetillafterthreeorfourdayshadbeenspentinlearningwhatwasmostlyworn,andherchaperonewasprovidedwithadressofthenewestfashion。
  Catherinetoomadesomepurchasesherself,andwhenallthesematterswerearranged,theimportanteveningcamewhichwastousherherintotheUpperRooms。Herhairwascutanddressedbythebesthand,herclothesputonwithcare,andbothMrs。Allenandhermaiddeclaredshelookedquiteassheshoulddo。Withsuchencouragement,Catherinehopedatleasttopassuncensuredthroughthecrowd。
  Asforadmiration,itwasalwaysverywelcomewhenitcame,butshedidnotdependonit。
  Mrs。Allenwassolongindressingthattheydidnotentertheballroomtilllate。Theseasonwasfull,theroomcrowded,andthetwoladiessqueezedinaswellastheycould。
  AsforMr。Allen,herepaireddirectlytothecard-room,andleftthemtoenjoyamobbythemselves。Withmorecareforthesafetyofhernewgownthanforthecomfortofherprotegee,Mrs。Allenmadeherwaythroughthethrongofmenbythedoor,asswiftlyasthenecessarycautionwouldallow;Catherine,however,keptcloseatherside,andlinkedherarmtoofirmlywithinherfriend'stobetornasunderbyanycommoneffortofastrugglingassembly。
  Buttoherutteramazementshefoundthattoproceedalongtheroomwasbynomeansthewaytodisengagethemselvesfromthecrowd;itseemedrathertoincreaseastheywenton,whereasshehadimaginedthatwhenoncefairlywithinthedoor,theyshouldeasilyfindseatsandbeabletowatchthedanceswithperfectconvenience。
  Butthiswasfarfrombeingthecase,andthoughbyunwearieddiligencetheygainedeventhetopoftheroom,theirsituationwasjustthesame;theysawnothingofthedancersbutthehighfeathersofsomeoftheladies。
  Stilltheymovedon——somethingbetterwasyetinview;
  andbyacontinuedexertionofstrengthandingenuitytheyfoundthemselvesatlastinthepassagebehindthehighestbench。Heretherewassomethinglessofcrowdthanbelow;andhenceMissMorlandhadacomprehensiveviewofallthecompanybeneathher,andofallthedangersofherlatepassagethroughthem。
  Itwasasplendidsight,andshebegan,forthefirsttimethatevening,tofeelherselfataball:shelongedtodance,butshehadnotanacquaintanceintheroom。
  Mrs。Allendidallthatshecoulddoinsuchacasebysayingveryplacidly,everynowandthen,“Iwishyoucoulddance,mydear——Iwishyoucouldgetapartner。”
  Forsometimeheryoungfriendfeltobligedtoherforthesewishes;buttheywererepeatedsooften,andprovedsototallyineffectual,thatCatherinegrewtiredatlast,andwouldthankhernomore。
  Theywerenotlongable,however,toenjoythereposeoftheeminencetheyhadsolaboriouslygained。
  Everybodywasshortlyinmotionfortea,andtheymustsqueezeoutliketherest。Catherinebegantofeelsomethingofdisappointment——shewastiredofbeingcontinuallypressedagainstbypeople,thegeneralityofwhosefacespossessednothingtointerest,andwithallofwhomshewassowhollyunacquaintedthatshecouldnotrelievetheirksomenessofimprisonmentbytheexchangeofasyllablewithanyofherfellowcaptives;
  andwhenatlastarrivedinthetea-room,shefeltyetmoretheawkwardnessofhavingnopartytojoin,noacquaintancetoclaim,nogentlemantoassistthem。
  TheysawnothingofMr。Allen;andafterlookingabouttheminvainforamoreeligiblesituation,wereobligedtositdownattheendofatable,atwhichalargepartywerealreadyplaced,withouthavinganythingtodothere,oranybodytospeakto,excepteachother。
  Mrs。Allencongratulatedherself,assoonastheywereseated,onhavingpreservedhergownfrominjury。
  “Itwouldhavebeenveryshockingtohaveittorn,“saidshe,“wouldnotit?Itissuchadelicatemuslin。FormypartIhavenotseenanythingIlikesowellinthewholeroom,Iassureyou。”
  “Howuncomfortableitis,“whisperedCatherine,“nottohaveasingleacquaintancehere!“
  “Yes,mydear,“repliedMrs。Allen,withperfectserenity,“itisveryuncomfortableindeed。”
  “Whatshallwedo?Thegentlemenandladiesatthistablelookasiftheywonderedwhywecamehere——weseemforcingourselvesintotheirparty。”
  “Aye,sowedo。Thatisverydisagreeable。
  Iwishwehadalargeacquaintancehere。”
  “Iwishwehadany——itwouldbesomebodytogoto。”
  “Verytrue,mydear;andifweknewanybodywewouldjointhemdirectly。TheSkinnerswereherelastyear——I
  wishtheywereherenow。”
  “Hadnotwebettergoawayasitis?Herearenotea-thingsforus,yousee。”
  “Nomorethereare,indeed。Howveryprovoking!ButIthinkwehadbettersitstill,foronegetssotumbledinsuchacrowd!Howismyhead,mydear?Somebodygavemeapushthathashurtit,Iamafraid。”
  “No,indeed,itlooksverynice。But,dearMrs。Allen,areyousurethereisnobodyyouknowinallthismultitudeofpeople?Ithinkyoumustknowsomebody。”
  “Idon't,uponmyword——IwishIdid。IwishIhadalargeacquaintanceherewithallmyheart,andthenIshouldgetyouapartner。Ishouldbesogladtohaveyoudance。
  Theregoesastrange-lookingwoman!Whatanoddgownshehasgoton!Howold-fashioneditis!Lookattheback。”
  Aftersometimetheyreceivedanofferofteafromoneoftheirneighbours;itwasthankfullyaccepted,andthisintroducedalightconversationwiththegentlemanwhoofferedit,whichwastheonlytimethatanybodyspoketothemduringtheevening,tilltheywerediscoveredandjoinedbyMr。Allenwhenthedancewasover。
  “Well,MissMorland,“saidhe,directly,“Ihopeyouhavehadanagreeableball。”
  “Veryagreeableindeed,“shereplied,vainlyendeavouringtohideagreatyawn。
  “Iwishshehadbeenabletodance,“saidhiswife;
  “Iwishwecouldhavegotapartnerforher。IhavebeensayinghowgladIshouldbeiftheSkinnerswereherethiswinterinsteadoflast;oriftheParryshadcome,astheytalkedofonce,shemighthavedancedwithGeorgeParry。
  Iamsosorryshehasnothadapartner!“
  “WeshalldobetteranothereveningIhope,“
  wasMr。Allen'sconsolation。
  Thecompanybegantodispersewhenthedancingwasover——enoughtoleavespacefortheremaindertowalkaboutinsomecomfort;andnowwasthetimeforaheroine,whohadnotyetplayedaverydistinguishedpartintheeventsoftheevening,tobenoticedandadmired。
  Everyfiveminutes,byremovingsomeofthecrowd,gavegreateropeningsforhercharms。Shewasnowseenbymanyyoungmenwhohadnotbeennearherbefore。
  Notone,however,startedwithrapturouswonderonbeholdingher,nowhisperofeagerinquiryranroundtheroom,norwassheoncecalledadivinitybyanybody。
  YetCatherinewasinverygoodlooks,andhadthecompanyonlyseenherthreeyearsbefore,theywouldnowhavethoughtherexceedinglyhandsome。
  Shewaslookedat,however,andwithsomeadmiration;
  for,inherownhearing,twogentlemenpronouncedhertobeaprettygirl。Suchwordshadtheirdueeffect;
  sheimmediatelythoughttheeveningpleasanterthanshehadfounditbefore——herhumblevanitywascontented——shefeltmoreobligedtothetwoyoungmenforthissimplepraisethanatrue-qualityheroinewouldhavebeenforfifteensonnetsincelebrationofhercharms,andwenttoherchairingoodhumourwitheverybody,andperfectlysatisfiedwithhershareofpublicattention。
  CHAPTER3
  Everymorningnowbroughtitsregularduties——shopsweretobevisited;somenewpartofthetowntobelookedat;
  andthepump-roomtobeattended,wheretheyparadedupanddownforanhour,lookingateverybodyandspeakingtonoone。ThewishofanumerousacquaintanceinBathwasstilluppermostwithMrs。Allen,andsherepeateditaftereveryfreshproof,whicheverymorningbrought,ofherknowingnobodyatall。
  TheymadetheirappearanceintheLowerRooms;
  andherefortunewasmorefavourabletoourheroine。
  Themasteroftheceremoniesintroducedtoheraverygentlemanlikeyoungmanasapartner;hisnamewasTilney。
  Heseemedtobeaboutfourorfiveandtwenty,wasrathertall,hadapleasingcountenance,averyintelligentandlivelyeye,and,ifnotquitehandsome,wasverynearit。
  Hisaddresswasgood,andCatherinefeltherselfinhighluck。
  Therewaslittleleisureforspeakingwhiletheydanced;
  butwhentheywereseatedattea,shefoundhimasagreeableasshehadalreadygivenhimcreditforbeing。
  Hetalkedwithfluencyandspirit——andtherewasanarchnessandpleasantryinhismannerwhichinterested,thoughitwashardlyunderstoodbyher。Afterchattingsometimeonsuchmattersasnaturallyarosefromtheobjectsaroundthem,hesuddenlyaddressedherwith——“Ihavehithertobeenveryremiss,madam,intheproperattentionsofapartnerhere;IhavenotyetaskedyouhowlongyouhavebeeninBath;whetheryouwereeverherebefore;
  whetheryouhavebeenattheUpperRooms,thetheatre,andtheconcert;andhowyouliketheplacealtogether。
  Ihavebeenverynegligent——butareyounowatleisuretosatisfymeintheseparticulars?IfyouareIwillbegindirectly。”
  “Youneednotgiveyourselfthattrouble,sir。”
  “Notrouble,Iassureyou,madam。”Thenforminghisfeaturesintoasetsmile,andaffectedlysofteninghisvoice,headded,withasimperingair,“HaveyoubeenlonginBath,madam?“
  “Aboutaweek,sir,“repliedCatherine,tryingnottolaugh。
  “Really!“withaffectedastonishment。
  “Whyshouldyoubesurprised,sir?“
  “Why,indeed!“saidhe,inhisnaturaltone。
  “Butsomeemotionmustappeartoberaisedbyyourreply,andsurpriseismoreeasilyassumed,andnotlessreasonablethananyother。Nowletusgoon。Wereyouneverherebefore,madam?“
  “Never,sir。”
  “Indeed!HaveyouyethonouredtheUpperRooms?“
  “Yes,sir,IwastherelastMonday。”
  “Haveyoubeentothetheatre?“
  “Yes,sir,IwasattheplayonTuesday。”
  “Totheconcert?“
  “Yes,sir,onWednesday。”
  “AndareyoualtogetherpleasedwithBath?“
  “Yes——Ilikeitverywell。”
  “NowImustgiveonesmirk,andthenwemayberationalagain。”Catherineturnedawayherhead,notknowingwhethershemightventuretolaugh。
  “Iseewhatyouthinkofme,“saidhegravely——“I
  shallmakebutapoorfigureinyourjournaltomorrow。”
  “Myjournal!““Yes,Iknowexactlywhatyouwillsay:Friday,wenttotheLowerRooms;woremyspriggedmuslinrobewithbluetrimmings——plainblackshoes——appearedtomuchadvantage;butwasstrangelyharassedbyaqueer,half-wittedman,whowouldmakemedancewithhim,anddistressedmebyhisnonsense。”
  “IndeedIshallsaynosuchthing。”
  “ShallItellyouwhatyououghttosay?“
  “Ifyouplease。”
  “Idancedwithaveryagreeableyoungman,introducedbyMr。King;hadagreatdealofconversationwithhim——seemsamostextraordinarygenius——hopeImayknowmoreofhim。That,madam,iswhatIwishyoutosay。”
  “But,perhaps,Ikeepnojournal。”
  “Perhapsyouarenotsittinginthisroom,andIamnotsittingbyyou。Thesearepointsinwhichadoubtisequallypossible。Notkeepajournal!HowareyourabsentcousinstounderstandthetenourofyourlifeinBathwithoutone?Howarethecivilitiesandcomplimentsofeverydaytoberelatedastheyoughttobe,unlessnoteddowneveryeveninginajournal?Howareyourvariousdressestoberemembered,andtheparticularstateofyourcomplexion,andcurlofyourhairtobedescribedinalltheirdiversities,withouthavingconstantrecoursetoajournal?Mydearmadam,Iamnotsoignorantofyoungladies'waysasyouwishtobelieveme;itisthisdelightfulhabitofjournalingwhichlargelycontributestoformtheeasystyleofwritingforwhichladiesaresogenerallycelebrated。Everybodyallowsthatthetalentofwritingagreeablelettersispeculiarlyfemale。
  Naturemayhavedonesomething,butIamsureitmustbeessentiallyassistedbythepracticeofkeepingajournal。”
  “Ihavesometimesthought,“saidCatherine,doubtingly,“whetherladiesdowritesomuchbetterlettersthangentlemen!
  Thatis——Ishouldnotthinkthesuperioritywasalwaysonourside。”
  “AsfarasIhavehadopportunityofjudging,itappearstomethattheusualstyleofletter-writingamongwomenisfaultless,exceptinthreeparticulars。”
  “Andwhatarethey?“
  “Ageneraldeficiencyofsubject,atotalinattentiontostops,andaveryfrequentignoranceofgrammar。”
  “Uponmyword!Ineednothavebeenafraidofdisclaimingthecompliment。Youdonotthinktoohighlyofusinthatway。”
  “Ishouldnomorelayitdownasageneralrulethatwomenwritebetterlettersthanmen,thanthattheysingbetterduets,ordrawbetterlandscapes。Ineverypower,ofwhichtasteisthefoundation,excellenceisprettyfairlydividedbetweenthesexes。”
  TheywereinterruptedbyMrs。Allen:“MydearCatherine,“
  saidshe,“dotakethispinoutofmysleeve;Iamafraidithastornaholealready;Ishallbequitesorryifithas,forthisisafavouritegown,thoughitcostbutnineshillingsayard。”
  “ThatisexactlywhatIshouldhaveguessedit,madam,“saidMr。Tilney,lookingatthemuslin。
  “Doyouunderstandmuslins,sir?“
  “Particularlywell;Ialwaysbuymyowncravats,andamallowedtobeanexcellentjudge;andmysisterhasoftentrustedmeinthechoiceofagown。
  Iboughtoneforhertheotherday,anditwaspronouncedtobeaprodigiousbargainbyeveryladywhosawit。
  Igavebutfiveshillingsayardforit,andatrueIndianmuslin。”
  Mrs。Allenwasquitestruckbyhisgenius。“Mencommonlytakesolittlenoticeofthosethings,“saidshe;“IcannevergetMr。Allentoknowoneofmygownsfromanother。
  Youmustbeagreatcomforttoyoursister,sir。”
  “IhopeIam,madam。”
  “Andpray,sir,whatdoyouthinkofMissMorland'sgown?“
  “Itisverypretty,madam,“saidhe,gravelyexaminingit;
  “butIdonotthinkitwillwashwell;Iamafraiditwillfray。”
  “Howcanyou,“saidCatherine,laughing,“beso——“
  Shehadalmostsaid“strange。”
  “Iamquiteofyouropinion,sir,“repliedMrs。Allen;
  “andsoItoldMissMorlandwhensheboughtit。”
  “Butthenyouknow,madam,muslinalwaysturnstosomeaccountorother;MissMorlandwillgetenoughoutofitforahandkerchief,oracap,oracloak。
  Muslincanneverbesaidtobewasted。Ihaveheardmysistersaysofortytimes,whenshehasbeenextravagantinbuyingmorethanshewanted,orcarelessincuttingittopieces。”
  “Bathisacharmingplace,sir;therearesomanygoodshopshere。Wearesadlyoffinthecountry;
  notbutwhatwehaveverygoodshopsinSalisbury,butitissofartogo——eightmilesisalongway;
  Mr。Allensaysitisnine,measurednine;butIamsureitcannotbemorethaneight;anditissuchafag——Icomebacktiredtodeath。Now,hereonecanstepoutofdoorsandgetathinginfiveminutes。”
  Mr。Tilneywaspoliteenoughtoseeminterestedinwhatshesaid;andshekepthimonthesubjectofmuslinstillthedancingrecommenced。Catherinefeared,asshelistenedtotheirdiscourse,thatheindulgedhimselfalittletoomuchwiththefoiblesofothers。
  “Whatareyouthinkingofsoearnestly?“saidhe,astheywalkedbacktotheballroom;“notofyourpartner,Ihope,for,bythatshakeofthehead,yourmeditationsarenotsatisfactory。”
  Catherinecoloured,andsaid,“Iwasnotthinkingofanything。”
  “Thatisartfulanddeep,tobesure;butIhadratherbetoldatoncethatyouwillnottellme。”
  “Wellthen,Iwillnot。”
  “Thankyou;fornowweshallsoonbeacquainted,asIamauthorizedtoteaseyouonthissubjectwheneverwemeet,andnothingintheworldadvancesintimacysomuch。”
  Theydancedagain;and,whentheassemblyclosed,parted,onthelady'ssideatleast,withastronginclinationforcontinuingtheacquaintance。Whethershethoughtofhimsomuch,whileshedrankherwarmwineandwater,andpreparedherselfforbed,astodreamofhimwhenthere,cannotbeascertained;butIhopeitwasnomorethaninaslightslumber,oramorningdozeatmost;
  forifitbetrue,asacelebratedwriterhasmaintained,thatnoyoungladycanbejustifiedinfallinginlovebeforethegentleman'sloveisdeclared,*itmustbeveryimproperthatayoungladyshoulddreamofagentlemanbeforethegentlemanisfirstknowntohavedreamtofher。
  HowproperMr。TilneymightbeasadreameroraloverhadnotyetperhapsenteredMr。Allen'shead,butthathewasnotobjectionableasacommonacquaintanceforhisyoungchargehewasoninquirysatisfied;forhehadearlyintheeveningtakenpainstoknowwhoherpartnerwas,andhadbeenassuredofMr。Tilney'sbeingaclergyman,andofaveryrespectablefamilyinGloucestershire。
  CHAPTER4
  WithmorethanusualeagernessdidCatherinehastentothepump-roomthenextday,securewithinherselfofseeingMr。Tilneytherebeforethemorningwereover,andreadytomeethimwithasmile;butnosmilewasdemanded——Mr。Tilneydidnotappear。EverycreatureinBath,excepthimself,wastobeseenintheroomatdifferentperiodsofthefashionablehours;crowdsofpeoplewereeverymomentpassinginandout,upthestepsanddown;
  peoplewhomnobodycaredabout,andnobodywantedtosee;
  andheonlywasabsent。“WhatadelightfulplaceBathis,“
  saidMrs。Allenastheysatdownnearthegreatclock,afterparadingtheroomtilltheyweretired;“andhowpleasantitwouldbeifwehadanyacquaintancehere。”
  ThissentimenthadbeenutteredsoofteninvainthatMrs。Allenhadnoparticularreasontohopeitwouldbefollowedwithmoreadvantagenow;butwearetoldto“despairofnothingwewouldattain,“as“unwearieddiligenceourpointwouldgain“;andtheunwearieddiligencewithwhichshehadeverydaywishedforthesamethingwasatlengthtohaveitsjustreward,forhardlyhadshebeenseatedtenminutesbeforealadyofaboutherownage,whowassittingbyher,andhadbeenlookingatherattentivelyforseveralminutes,addressedherwithgreatcomplaisanceinthesewords:“Ithink,madam,Icannotbemistaken;
  itisalongtimesinceIhadthepleasureofseeingyou,butisnotyournameAllen?“Thisquestionanswered,asitreadilywas,thestrangerpronouncedherstobeThorpe;
  andMrs。Allenimmediatelyrecognizedthefeaturesofaformerschoolfellowandintimate,whomshehadseenonlyoncesincetheirrespectivemarriages,andthatmanyyearsago。Theirjoyonthismeetingwasverygreat,aswellitmight,sincetheyhadbeencontentedtoknownothingofeachotherforthelastfifteenyears。
  Complimentsongoodlooksnowpassed;and,afterobservinghowtimehadslippedawaysincetheywerelasttogether,howlittletheyhadthoughtofmeetinginBath,andwhatapleasureitwastoseeanoldfriend,theyproceededtomakeinquiriesandgiveintelligenceastotheirfamilies,sisters,andcousins,talkingbothtogether,farmorereadytogivethantoreceiveinformation,andeachhearingverylittleofwhattheothersaid。
  Mrs。Thorpe,however,hadonegreatadvantageasatalker,overMrs。Allen,inafamilyofchildren;andwhensheexpatiatedonthetalentsofhersons,andthebeautyofherdaughters,whensherelatedtheirdifferentsituationsandviews——thatJohnwasatOxford,EdwardatMerchantTaylors',andWilliamatsea——andallofthemmorebelovedandrespectedintheirdifferentstationthananyotherthreebeingseverwere,Mrs。Allenhadnosimilarinformationtogive,nosimilartriumphstopressontheunwillingandunbelievingearofherfriend,andwasforcedtositandappeartolistentoallthesematernaleffusions,consolingherself,however,withthediscovery,whichherkeeneyesoonmade,thatthelaceonMrs。Thorpe'spelissewasnothalfsohandsomeasthatonherown。
  “Herecomemydeargirls,“criedMrs。Thorpe,pointingatthreesmart-lookingfemaleswho,arminarm,werethenmovingtowardsher。“MydearMrs。Allen,Ilongtointroducethem;theywillbesodelightedtoseeyou:thetallestisIsabella,myeldest;isnotsheafineyoungwoman?Theothersareverymuchadmiredtoo,butI
  believeIsabellaisthehandsomest。”
  TheMissThorpeswereintroduced;andMissMorland,whohadbeenforashorttimeforgotten,wasintroducedlikewise。
  Thenameseemedtostrikethemall;and,afterspeakingtoherwithgreatcivility,theeldestyoungladyobservedaloudtotherest,“HowexcessivelylikeherbrotherMissMorlandis!“
  “Theverypictureofhimindeed!“criedthemother——and“Ishouldhaveknownheranywhereforhissister!“
  wasrepeatedbythemall,twoorthreetimesover。
  ForamomentCatherinewassurprised;butMrs。ThorpeandherdaughtershadscarcelybegunthehistoryoftheiracquaintancewithMr。JamesMorland,beforesherememberedthathereldestbrotherhadlatelyformedanintimacywithayoungmanofhisowncollege,ofthenameofThorpe;
  andthathehadspentthelastweekoftheChristmasvacationwithhisfamily,nearLondon。
  Thewholebeingexplained,manyobligingthingsweresaidbytheMissThorpesoftheirwishofbeingbetteracquaintedwithher;ofbeingconsideredasalreadyfriends,throughthefriendshipoftheirbrothers,etc。,whichCatherineheardwithpleasure,andansweredwithalltheprettyexpressionsshecouldcommand;and,asthefirstproofofamity,shewassooninvitedtoacceptanarmoftheeldestMissThorpe,andtakeaturnwithherabouttheroom。CatherinewasdelightedwiththisextensionofherBathacquaintance,andalmostforgotMr。TilneywhileshetalkedtoMissThorpe。Friendshipiscertainlythefinestbalmforthepangsofdisappointedlove。
  Theirconversationturneduponthosesubjects,ofwhichthefreediscussionhasgenerallymuchtodoinperfectingasuddenintimacybetweentwoyoungladies:suchasdress,balls,flirtations,andquizzes。
  MissThorpe,however,beingfouryearsolderthanMissMorland,andatleastfouryearsbetterinformed,hadaverydecidedadvantageindiscussingsuchpoints;
  shecouldcomparetheballsofBathwiththoseofTunbridge,itsfashionswiththefashionsofLondon;couldrectifytheopinionsofhernewfriendinmanyarticlesoftastefulattire;coulddiscoveraflirtationbetweenanygentlemanandladywhoonlysmiledoneachother;
  andpointoutaquizthroughthethicknessofacrowd。
  ThesepowersreceiveddueadmirationfromCatherine,towhomtheywereentirelynew;andtherespectwhichtheynaturallyinspiredmighthavebeentoogreatforfamiliarity,hadnottheeasygaietyofMissThorpe'smanners,andherfrequentexpressionsofdelightonthisacquaintancewithher,softeneddowneveryfeelingofawe,andleftnothingbuttenderaffection。Theirincreasingattachmentwasnottobesatisfiedwithhalfadozenturnsinthepump-room,butrequired,whentheyallquittedittogether,thatMissThorpeshouldaccompanyMissMorlandtotheverydoorofMr。Allen'shouse;
  andthattheyshouldtherepartwithamostaffectionateandlengthenedshakeofhands,afterlearning,totheirmutualrelief,thattheyshouldseeeachotheracrossthetheatreatnight,andsaytheirprayersinthesamechapelthenextmorning。Catherinethenrandirectlyupstairs,andwatchedMissThorpe'sprogressdownthestreetfromthedrawing-roomwindow;admiredthegracefulspiritofherwalk,thefashionableairofherfigureanddress;
  andfeltgrateful,aswellshemight,forthechancewhichhadprocuredhersuchafriend。
  Mrs。Thorpewasawidow,andnotaveryrichone;
  shewasagood-humoured,well-meaningwoman,andaveryindulgentmother。Hereldestdaughterhadgreatpersonalbeauty,andtheyoungerones,bypretendingtobeashandsomeastheirsister,imitatingherair,anddressinginthesamestyle,didverywell。
  ThisbriefaccountofthefamilyisintendedtosupersedethenecessityofalongandminutedetailfromMrs。Thorpeherself,ofherpastadventuresandsufferings,whichmightotherwisebeexpectedtooccupythethreeorfourfollowingchapters;inwhichtheworthlessnessoflordsandattorniesmightbesetforth,andconversations,whichhadpassedtwentyyearsbefore,beminutelyrepeated。
  CHAPTER5
  Catherinewasnotsomuchengagedatthetheatrethatevening,inreturningthenodsandsmilesofMissThorpe,thoughtheycertainlyclaimedmuchofherleisure,astoforgettolookwithaninquiringeyeforMr。Tilneyineveryboxwhichhereyecouldreach;butshelookedinvain。Mr。Tilneywasnofonderoftheplaythanthepump-room。Shehopedtobemorefortunatethenextday;
  andwhenherwishesforfineweatherwereansweredbyseeingabeautifulmorning,shehardlyfeltadoubtofit;forafineSundayinBathemptieseveryhouseofitsinhabitants,andalltheworldappearsonsuchanoccasiontowalkaboutandtelltheiracquaintancewhatacharmingdayitis。
  Assoonasdivineservicewasover,theThorpesandAllenseagerlyjoinedeachother;andafterstayinglongenoughinthepump-roomtodiscoverthatthecrowdwasinsupportable,andthattherewasnotagenteelfacetobeseen,whicheverybodydiscoverseverySundaythroughouttheseason,theyhastenedawaytotheCrescent,tobreathethefreshairofbettercompany。HereCatherineandIsabella,arminarm,againtastedthesweetsoffriendshipinanunreservedconversation;theytalkedmuch,andwithmuchenjoyment;butagainwasCatherinedisappointedinherhopeofreseeingherpartner。Hewasnowheretobemetwith;everysearchforhimwasequallyunsuccessful,inmorningloungesoreveningassemblies;neitherattheuppernorlowerrooms,atdressedorundressedballs,washeperceivable;noramongthewalkers,thehorsemen,orthecurricle-driversofthemorning。Hisnamewasnotinthepump-roombook,andcuriositycoulddonomore。
  HemustbegonefromBath。Yethehadnotmentionedthathisstaywouldbesoshort!Thissortofmysteriousness,whichisalwayssobecominginahero,threwafreshgraceinCatherine'simaginationaroundhispersonandmanners,andincreasedheranxietytoknowmoreofhim。
  FromtheThorpesshecouldlearnnothing,fortheyhadbeenonlytwodaysinBathbeforetheymetwithMrs。Allen。
  Itwasasubject,however,inwhichsheoftenindulgedwithherfairfriend,fromwhomshereceivedeverypossibleencouragementtocontinuetothinkofhim;andhisimpressiononherfancywasnotsufferedthereforetoweaken。
  Isabellawasverysurethathemustbeacharmingyoungman,andwasequallysurethathemusthavebeendelightedwithherdearCatherine,andwouldthereforeshortlyreturn。
  Shelikedhimthebetterforbeingaclergyman,“forshemustconfessherselfverypartialtotheprofession“;
  andsomethinglikeasighescapedherasshesaidit。
  PerhapsCatherinewaswronginnotdemandingthecauseofthatgentleemotion——butshewasnotexperiencedenoughinthefinesseoflove,orthedutiesoffriendship,toknowwhendelicateraillerywasproperlycalledfor,orwhenaconfidenceshouldbeforced。
  Mrs。Allenwasnowquitehappy——quitesatisfiedwithBath。Shehadfoundsomeacquaintance,hadbeensoluckytooastofindinthemthefamilyofamostworthyoldfriend;and,asthecompletionofgoodfortune,hadfoundthesefriendsbynomeanssoexpensivelydressedasherself。Herdailyexpressionswerenolonger,“IwishwehadsomeacquaintanceinBath!“Theywerechangedinto,“HowgladIamwehavemetwithMrs。Thorpe!“andshewasaseagerinpromotingtheintercourseofthetwofamilies,asheryoungchargeandIsabellathemselvescouldbe;
  neversatisfiedwiththedayunlessshespentthechiefofitbythesideofMrs。Thorpe,inwhattheycalledconversation,butinwhichtherewasscarcelyeveranyexchangeofopinion,andnotoftenanyresemblanceofsubject,forMrs。Thorpetalkedchieflyofherchildren,andMrs。Allenofhergowns。
  TheprogressofthefriendshipbetweenCatherineandIsabellawasquickasitsbeginninghadbeenwarm,andtheypassedsorapidlythrougheverygradationofincreasingtendernessthattherewasshortlynofreshproofofittobegiventotheirfriendsorthemselves。
  TheycalledeachotherbytheirChristianname,werealwaysarminarmwhentheywalked,pinnedupeachother'strainforthedance,andwerenottobedividedintheset;
  andifarainymorningdeprivedthemofotherenjoyments,theywerestillresoluteinmeetingindefianceofwetanddirt,andshutthemselvesup,toreadnovelstogether。
  Yes,novels;forIwillnotadoptthatungenerousandimpoliticcustomsocommonwithnovel-writers,ofdegradingbytheircontemptuouscensuretheveryperformances,tothenumberofwhichtheyarethemselvesadding——joiningwiththeirgreatestenemiesinbestowingtheharshestepithetsonsuchworks,andscarcelyeverpermittingthemtobereadbytheirownheroine,who,ifsheaccidentallytakeupanovel,issuretoturnoveritsinsipidpageswithdisgust。Alas!Iftheheroineofonenovelbenotpatronizedbytheheroineofanother,fromwhomcansheexpectprotectionandregard?Icannotapproveofit。
  Letusleaveittothereviewerstoabusesucheffusionsoffancyattheirleisure,andovereverynewnoveltotalkinthreadbarestrainsofthetrashwithwhichthepressnowgroans。Letusnotdesertoneanother;
  weareaninjuredbody。Althoughourproductionshaveaffordedmoreextensiveandunaffectedpleasurethanthoseofanyotherliterarycorporationintheworld,nospeciesofcompositionhasbeensomuchdecried。
  Frompride,ignorance,orfashion,ourfoesarealmostasmanyasourreaders。Andwhiletheabilitiesofthenine-hundredthabridgeroftheHistoryofEngland,orofthemanwhocollectsandpublishesinavolumesomedozenlinesofMilton,Pope,andPrior,withapaperfromtheSpectator,andachapterfromSterne,areeulogizedbyathousandpens——thereseemsalmostageneralwishofdecryingthecapacityandundervaluingthelabourofthenovelist,andofslightingtheperformanceswhichhaveonlygenius,wit,andtastetorecommendthem。
  “Iamnonovel-reader——Iseldomlookintonovels——DonotimaginethatIoftenreadnovels——Itisreallyverywellforanovel。”Suchisthecommoncant。
  “Andwhatareyoureading,Miss——?““Oh!Itisonlyanovel!“repliestheyounglady,whileshelaysdownherbookwithaffectedindifference,ormomentaryshame。
  “ItisonlyCecilia,orCamilla,orBelinda“;or,inshort,onlysomeworkinwhichthegreatestpowersofthemindaredisplayed,inwhichthemostthoroughknowledgeofhumannature,thehappiestdelineationofitsvarieties,theliveliesteffusionsofwitandhumour,areconveyedtotheworldinthebest-chosenlanguage。Now,hadthesameyoungladybeenengagedwithavolumeoftheSpectator,insteadofsuchawork,howproudlywouldshehaveproducedthebook,andtolditsname;thoughthechancesmustbeagainstherbeingoccupiedbyanypartofthatvoluminouspublication,ofwhicheitherthematterormannerwouldnotdisgustayoungpersonoftaste:thesubstanceofitspaperssooftenconsistinginthestatementofimprobablecircumstances,unnaturalcharacters,andtopicsofconversationwhichnolongerconcernanyoneliving;
  andtheirlanguage,too,frequentlysocoarseastogivenoveryfavourableideaoftheagethatcouldendureit。
  CHAPTER6
  Thefollowingconversation,whichtookplacebetweenthetwofriendsinthepump-roomonemorning,afteranacquaintanceofeightorninedays,isgivenasaspecimenoftheirverywarmattachment,andofthedelicacy,discretion,originalityofthought,andliterarytastewhichmarkedthereasonablenessofthatattachment。
  Theymetbyappointment;andasIsabellahadarrivednearlyfiveminutesbeforeherfriend,herfirstaddressnaturallywas,“Mydearestcreature,whatcanhavemadeyousolate?Ihavebeenwaitingforyouatleastthisage!“
  “Haveyou,indeed!Iamverysorryforit;butreallyIthoughtIwasinverygoodtime。Itisbutjustone。
  Ihopeyouhavenotbeenherelong?“
  “Oh!Thesetenagesatleast。IamsureIhavebeenherethishalfhour。Butnow,letusgoandsitdownattheotherendoftheroom,andenjoyourselves。
  Ihaveanhundredthingstosaytoyou。Inthefirstplace,Iwassoafraiditwouldrainthismorning,justasIwantedtosetoff;itlookedveryshowery,andthatwouldhavethrownmeintoagonies!Doyouknow,Isawtheprettiesthatyoucanimagine,inashopwindowinMilsomStreetjustnow——verylikeyours,onlywithcoquelicotribbonsinsteadofgreen;Iquitelongedforit。But,mydearestCatherine,whathaveyoubeendoingwithyourselfallthismorning?HaveyougoneonwithUdolpho?“
  “Yes,IhavebeenreadingiteversinceIwoke;
  andIamgottotheblackveil。”
  “Areyou,indeed?Howdelightful!Oh!Iwouldnottellyouwhatisbehindtheblackveilfortheworld!
  Arenotyouwildtoknow?“
  “Oh!Yes,quite;whatcanitbe?Butdonottellme——Iwouldnotbetolduponanyaccount。Iknowitmustbeaskeleton,IamsureitisLaurentina'sskeleton。
  Oh!Iamdelightedwiththebook!Ishouldliketospendmywholelifeinreadingit。Iassureyou,ifithadnotbeentomeetyou,Iwouldnothavecomeawayfromitforalltheworld。”
  “Dearcreature!HowmuchIamobligedtoyou;
  andwhenyouhavefinishedUdolpho,wewillreadtheItaliantogether;andIhavemadeoutalistoftenortwelvemoreofthesamekindforyou。”
  “Haveyou,indeed!HowgladIam!Whataretheyall?“
  “Iwillreadyoutheirnamesdirectly;heretheyare,inmypocketbook。CastleofWolfenbach,Clermont,MysteriousWarnings,NecromanceroftheBlackForest,MidnightBell,OrphanoftheRhine,andHorridMysteries。
  Thosewilllastussometime。”
  “Yes,prettywell;butaretheyallhorrid,areyousuretheyareallhorrid?“
  “Yes,quitesure;foraparticularfriendofmine,aMissAndrews,asweetgirl,oneofthesweetestcreaturesintheworld,hasreadeveryoneofthem。IwishyouknewMissAndrews,youwouldbedelightedwithher。
  Sheisnettingherselfthesweetestcloakyoucanconceive。
  Ithinkherasbeautifulasanangel,andIamsovexedwiththemenfornotadmiringher!Iscoldthemallamazinglyaboutit。”
  “Scoldthem!Doyouscoldthemfornotadmiringher?“
  “Yes,thatIdo。ThereisnothingIwouldnotdoforthosewhoarereallymyfriends。Ihavenonotionoflovingpeoplebyhalves;itisnotmynature。
  Myattachmentsarealwaysexcessivelystrong。ItoldCaptainHuntatoneofourassembliesthiswinterthatifhewastoteasemeallnight,Iwouldnotdancewithhim,unlesshewouldallowMissAndrewstobeasbeautifulasanangel。Thementhinkusincapableofrealfriendship,youknow,andIamdeterminedtoshowthemthedifference。
  Now,ifIweretohearanybodyspeakslightinglyofyou,Ishouldfireupinamoment:butthatisnotatalllikely,foryouarejustthekindofgirltobeagreatfavouritewiththemen。”
  “Oh,dear!“criedCatherine,colouring。“Howcanyousayso?“
  “Iknowyouverywell;youhavesomuchanimation,whichisexactlywhatMissAndrewswants,forImustconfessthereissomethingamazinglyinsipidabouther。
  Oh!Imusttellyou,thatjustafterwepartedyesterday,Isawayoungmanlookingatyousoearnestly——Iamsureheisinlovewithyou。”Catherinecoloured,anddisclaimedagain。Isabellalaughed。“Itisverytrue,uponmyhonour,butIseehowitis;youareindifferenttoeverybody'sadmiration,exceptthatofonegentleman,whoshallbenameless。Nay,Icannotblameyou“——speakingmoreseriously——“yourfeelingsareeasilyunderstood。
  Wheretheheartisreallyattached,Iknowverywellhowlittleonecanbepleasedwiththeattentionofanybodyelse。
  Everythingissoinsipid,souninteresting,thatdoesnotrelatetothebelovedobject!Icanperfectlycomprehendyourfeelings。”
  “ButyoushouldnotpersuademethatIthinksoverymuchaboutMr。Tilney,forperhapsImayneverseehimagain。”
  “Notseehimagain!Mydearestcreature,donottalkofit。Iamsureyouwouldbemiserableifyouthoughtso!“
  “No,indeed,Ishouldnot。IdonotpretendtosaythatIwasnotverymuchpleasedwithhim;butwhileI
  haveUdolphotoread,Ifeelasifnobodycouldmakememiserable。Oh!Thedreadfulblackveil!MydearIsabella,IamsuretheremustbeLaurentina'sskeletonbehindit。”
  “Itissooddtome,thatyoushouldneverhavereadUdolphobefore;butIsupposeMrs。Morlandobjectstonovels。”
  “No,shedoesnot。SheveryoftenreadsSirCharlesGrandisonherself;butnewbooksdonotfallinourway。”
  “SirCharlesGrandison!Thatisanamazinghorridbook,isitnot?IrememberMissAndrewscouldnotgetthroughthefirstvolume。”
  “ItisnotlikeUdolphoatall;butyetIthinkitisveryentertaining。”
  “Doyouindeed!Yousurpriseme;Ithoughtithadnotbeenreadable。But,mydearestCatherine,haveyousettledwhattowearonyourheadtonight?Iamdeterminedatalleventstobedressedexactlylikeyou。
  Thementakenoticeofthatsometimes,youknow。”
  “Butitdoesnotsignifyiftheydo,“saidCatherine,veryinnocently。
  “Signify!Oh,heavens!Imakeitarulenevertomindwhattheysay。Theyareveryoftenamazinglyimpertinentifyoudonottreatthemwithspirit,andmakethemkeeptheirdistance。”
  “Arethey?Well,Ineverobservedthat。Theyalwaysbehaveverywelltome。”
  “Oh!Theygivethemselvessuchairs。Theyarethemostconceitedcreaturesintheworld,andthinkthemselvesofsomuchimportance!Bytheby,thoughI
  havethoughtofitahundredtimes,Ihavealwaysforgottoaskyouwhatisyourfavouritecomplexioninaman。
  Doyoulikethembestdarkorfair?“
  “Ihardlyknow。Inevermuchthoughtaboutit。
  Somethingbetweenboth,Ithink。Brown——notfair,and——andnotverydark。”
  “Verywell,Catherine。Thatisexactlyhe。IhavenotforgotyourdescriptionofMr。Tilney——'abrownskin,withdarkeyes,andratherdarkhair。'Well,mytasteisdifferent。Ipreferlighteyes,andastocomplexion——doyouknow——Ilikeasallowbetterthananyother。
  Youmustnotbetrayme,ifyoushouldevermeetwithoneofyouracquaintanceansweringthatdescription。”
  “Betrayyou!Whatdoyoumean?“
  “Nay,donotdistressme。IbelieveIhavesaidtoomuch。Letusdropthesubject。”
  Catherine,insomeamazement,complied,andafterremainingafewmomentssilent,wasonthepointofrevertingtowhatinterestedheratthattimerathermorethananythingelseintheworld,Laurentina'sskeleton,whenherfriendpreventedher,bysaying,“Forheaven'ssake!Letusmoveawayfromthisendoftheroom。
  Doyouknow,therearetwoodiousyoungmenwhohavebeenstaringatmethishalfhour。Theyreallyputmequiteoutofcountenance。Letusgoandlookatthearrivals。
  Theywillhardlyfollowusthere。”
  Awaytheywalkedtothebook;andwhileIsabellaexaminedthenames,itwasCatherine'semploymenttowatchtheproceedingsofthesealarmingyoungmen。
  “Theyarenotcomingthisway,arethey?Ihopetheyarenotsoimpertinentastofollowus。Prayletmeknowiftheyarecoming。IamdeterminedIwillnotlookup。”
  InafewmomentsCatherine,withunaffectedpleasure,assuredherthatsheneednotbelongeruneasy,asthegentlemenhadjustleftthepump-room。
  “Andwhichwayaretheygone?“saidIsabella,turninghastilyround。“Onewasaverygood-lookingyoungman。”
  “Theywenttowardsthechurch-yard。”
  “Well,IamamazinglygladIhavegotridofthem!
  Andnow,whatsayyoutogoingtoEdgar'sBuildingswithme,andlookingatmynewhat?Yousaidyoushouldliketoseeit。”
  Catherinereadilyagreed。“Only,“sheadded,“perhapswemayovertakethetwoyoungmen。”
  “Oh!Nevermindthat。Ifwemakehaste,weshallpassbythempresently,andIamdyingtoshowyoumyhat。”
  “Butifweonlywaitafewminutes,therewillbenodangerofourseeingthematall。”
  “Ishallnotpaythemanysuchcompliment,Iassureyou。
  Ihavenonotionoftreatingmenwithsuchrespect。
  Thatisthewaytospoilthem。”
  Catherinehadnothingtoopposeagainstsuchreasoning;
  andtherefore,toshowtheindependenceofMissThorpe,andherresolutionofhumblingthesex,theysetoffimmediatelyasfastastheycouldwalk,inpursuitofthetwoyoungmen。