But,come!Thesunishasteningwestward,whilethemarchofhumanlife,thatneverpausedbefore,isdelayedbyourattempttorearrangeitsorder。Itisdesirabletofindsomecomprehensiveprinciple,thatshallrenderourtaskeasierbybringingthousandsintotherankswherehithertowehavebroughtone。Thereforeletthetrumpet,ifpossible,splititsbrazenthroatwithaloudernotethanever,andtheheraldsummonallmortals,who,fromwhatevercause,havelost,orneverfound,theirproperplacesinthewold。
Obedienttothiscall,agreatmultitudecometogether,mostofthemwithalistlessgait,betokeningwearinessofsoul,yetwithagleamofsatisfactionintheirfaces,ataprospectofatlengthreachingthosepositionswhich,hitherto,theyhavevainlysought。Butherewillbeanotherdisappointment;forwecanattemptnomorethanmerelytoassociateinonefraternityallwhoareafflictedwiththesamevaguetrouble。Somegreatmistakeinlifeisthechiefconditionofadmittanceintothisclass。
Herearemembersofthelearnedprofessions,whomProvidenceendowedwithspecialgiftsfortheplough,theforge,andthewheelbarrow,orfortheroutineofunintellectualbusiness。Wewillassigntothem,aspartnersinthemarch,thoselowlylaborersandhandicraftsmen,whohavepined,aswithadyingthirst,aftertheunattainablefountainsofknowledge。Thelatterhavelostlessthantheircompanions;yetmore,becausetheydeemitinfinite。Perchancethetwospeciesofunfortunatesmaycomfortoneanother。HereareQuakerswiththeinstinctofbattleinthem;andmenofwarwhoshouldhavewornthebroadbrim。
AuthorsshallberankedherewhomsomefreakofNature,makinggameofherpoorchildren,hadimbuedwiththeconfidenceofgeniusandstrongdesireoffame,buthasfavoredwithnocorrespondingpower;andothers,whoseloftygiftswereunaccompaniedwiththefacultyofexpression,oranyofthatearthlymachinerybywhichetherealendowmentsmustbemanifestedtomankind。Allthese,therefore,aremelancholylaughing-stocks。
Next,herearehonestandwellintentionedpersons,whobyawantoftact——byinaccurateperceptions——byadistortingimagination——havebeenkeptcontinuallyatcrosspurposeswiththeworldandbewildereduponthepathoflife。Letusseeiftheycanconfinethemselveswithinthelineofourprocession。Inthisclass,likewise,wemustassignplacestothosewhohaveencounteredthatworstofillsuccess,ahigherfortunethantheirabilitiescouldvindicate;writers,actors,painters,thepetsofaday,butwhoselaurelswitherunrenewedamidtheirhoaryhair;politicians,whomsomemaliciouscontingencyofaffairshasthrustintoconspicuousstation,where,whiletheworldstandsgazingatthem,thedrearyconsciousnessofimbecilitymakesthemcursetheirbirthhour。Tosuchmen,wegiveforacompanionhimwhoseraretalents,whichperhapsrequireaRevolutionfortheirexercise,areburiedinthetombofsluggishcircumstances。
Notfarfromthese,wemustfindroomforonewhosesuccesshasbeenofthewrongkind;themanwhoshouldhavelingeredinthecloistersofauniversity,diggingnewtreasuresoutoftheHerculaneumofantiquelore,diffusingdepthandaccuracyofliteraturethroughouthiscountry,andthusmakingforhimselfagreatandquietfame。Buttheoutwardtendenciesaroundhimhaveprovedtoopowerfulforhisinwardnature,andhavedrawnhimintothearenaofpoliticaltumult,theretocontendatdisadvantage,whetherfronttofront,orsidebyside,withthebrawnygiantsofactuallife。Hebecomes,itmaybe,anameforbrawlingpartiestobandytoandfro,alegislatoroftheUnion;
agovernorofhisnativestate;anambassadortothecourtsofkingsorqueens;andtheworldmaydeemhimamanofhappystars。
Butnotsothewise;andnotsohimself,whenhelooksthroughhisexperience,andsighstomissthatfitness,theoneinvaluabletouchwhichmakesallthingstrueandreal。Somuchachieved,yethowabortiveishislife!Whomshallwechooseforhiscompanion?Someweakframedblacksmith,perhaps,whosedelicacyofmusclemighthavesuitedatailor'sshopboardbetterthantheanvil。
Shallwebidthetrumpetsoundagain?Itishardlyworththewhile。Thereremainafewidlemenoffortune,tavernandgrog-shoploungers,lazzaroni,oldbachelors,decayingmaidens,andpeopleofcrookedintellectortemper,allofwhommayfindtheirlike,orsometolerableapproachtoit,intheplentifuldiversityofourlatterclass。Theretoo,ashisultimatedestiny,mustwerankthedreamer,who,allhislifelong,hascherishedtheideathathewaspeculiarlyaptforsomething,butnevercoulddeterminewhatitwas;andtherethemostunfortunateofmen,whosepurposeithasbeentoenjoylife'spleasures,buttoavoidamanfulstrugglewithitstoilandsorrow。Theremainder,ifany,mayconnectthemselveswithwhateverrankoftheprocessiontheyshallfindbestadaptedtotheirtastesandconsciences。Theworstpossiblefatewouldbetoremainbehind,shiveringinthesolitudeoftime,whilealltheworldisonthemovetowardseternity。Ourattempttoclassifysocietyisnowcomplete。Theresultmaybeanythingbutperfect;yetbetter——togiveittheverylowestpraise——thantheantiqueruleoftheherald'soffice,orthemodernoneofthetax-gatherer,wherebytheaccidentsandsuperficialattributeswithwhichtherealnatureofindividualshasleasttodo,areacteduponasthedeepestcharacteristicsofmankind。Ourtaskisdone!Nowletthegrandprocessionmove!
Yetpauseawhile!WehadforgottentheChiefMarshal。
Hark!Thatworld-wideswellofsolemnmusic,withtheclangofamightybellbreakingforththroughitsregulateduproar,announceshisapproach。Hecomes;asevere,sedate,immovable,darkrider,wavinghistruncheonofuniversalsway,ashepassesalongthelengthenedline,onthepalehorseoftheRevelation。
ItisDeath!Whoelsecouldassumetheguidanceofaprocessionthatcomprehendsallhumanity?Andifsome,amongthesemanymillions,shoulddeemthemselvesclassedamiss,yetletthemtaketotheirheartsthecomfortabletruththatDeathlevelsusallintoonegreatbrotherhood,andthatanotherstateofbeingwillsurelyrectifythewrongofthis。Thenbreathethywailupontheearth'swailingwind,thoubandofmelancholymusic,madeupofeverysighthatthehumanheart,unsatisfied,hasuttered!Thereisyettriumphinthytones。Andnowwemove!Beggarsintheirrags,andKingstrailingtheregalpurpleinthedust;theWarrior'sgleaminghelmet;thePriestinhissablerobe;thehoaryGrandsire,whohasrunlife'scircleandcomebacktochildhood;theruddySchool-boywithhisgoldencurls,friskingalongthemarch;theArtisan'sstuffjacket;theNoble'sstar-decoratedcoat;——thewholepresentingamotleyspectacle,yetwithaduskygrandeurbroodingoverit。Onward,onward,intothatdimnesswherethelightsofTimewhichhaveblazedalongtheprocession,areflickeringintheirsockets!Andwhither!Weknownot;andDeath,hithertoourleader,desertsusbythewayside,asthetrampofourinnumerablefootstepsechoesbeyondhissphere。Heknowsnot,morethanwe,ourdestinedgoal。ButGod,whomadeus,knows,andwillnotleaveusonourtoilsomeanddoubtfulmarch,eithertowanderininfiniteuncertainty,orperishbytheway!
FEATHERTOP:AMORALIZEDLEGEND
“Dickon,“criedMotherRigby,“acoalformypipe!“
Thepipewasintheolddame'smouthwhenshesaidthesewords。
Shehadthrustitthereafterfillingitwithtobacco,butwithoutstoopingtolightitatthehearth,whereindeedtherewasnoappearanceofafirehavingbeenkindledthatmorning。
Forthwith,however,assoonastheorderwasgiven,therewasanintenseredglowoutofthebowlofthepipe,andawhiffofsmokecamefromMotherRigby'slips。Whencethecoalcame,andhowbroughtthitherbyaninvisiblehand,Ihaveneverbeenabletodiscover。
“Good!“quothMotherRigby,withanodofherhead。“Thankye,Dickon!Andnowformakingthisscarecrow。Bewithincall,Dickon,incaseIneedyouagain。“
Thegoodwomanhadrisenthusearlyforasyetitwasscarcelysunriseinordertosetaboutmakingascarecrow,whichsheintendedtoputinthemiddleofhercorn-patch。ItwasnowthelatterweekofMay,andthecrowsandblackbirdshadalreadydiscoveredthelittle,green,rolledupleafoftheIndiancornjustpeepingoutofthesoil。Shewasdetermined,therefore,tocontriveaslifelikeascarecrowaseverwasseen,andtofinishitimmediately,fromtoptotoe,sothatitshouldbeginitssentinel'sdutythatverymorning。NowMotherRigbyaseverybodymusthaveheardwasoneofthemostcunningandpotentwitchesinNewEngland,andmight,withverylittletrouble,havemadeascarecrowuglyenoughtofrightentheministerhimself。
Butonthisoccasion,asshehadawakenedinanuncommonlypleasanthumor,andwasfurtherdulcifiedbyherpipetobacco,sheresolvedtoproducesomethingfine,beautiful,andsplendid,ratherthanhideousandhorrible。
“Idon'twanttosetupahobgoblininmyowncorn-patch,andalmostatmyowndoorstep,“saidMotherRigbytoherself,puffingoutawhiffofsmoke;“IcoulddoitifIpleased,butI'mtiredofdoingmarvellousthings,andsoI'llkeepwithintheboundsofevery-daybusinessjustforvariety'ssake。Besides,thereisnouseinscaringthelittlechildrenforamileroundabout,though'tistrueI'mawitch。“
Itwassettled,therefore,inherownmind,thatthescarecrowshouldrepresentafinegentlemanoftheperiod,sofarasthematerialsathandwouldallow。Perhapsitmaybeaswelltoenumeratethechiefofthearticlesthatwenttothecompositionofthisfigure。
Themostimportantitemofall,probably,althoughitmadesolittleshow,wasacertainbroomstick,onwhichMotherRigbyhadtakenmanyanairygallopatmidnight,andwhichnowservedthescarecrowbywayofaspinalcolumn,or,astheunlearnedphraseit,abackbone。OneofitsarmswasadisabledflailwhichusedtobewieldedbyGoodmanRigby,beforehisspouseworriedhimoutofthistroublesomeworld;theother,ifImistakenot,wascomposedofthepuddingstickandabrokenrungofachair,tiedlooselytogetherattheelbow。Asforitslegs,therightwasahoehandle,andtheleftanundistinguishedandmiscellaneousstickfromthewoodpile。Itslungs,stomach,andotheraffairsofthatkindwerenothingbetterthanamealbagstuffedwithstraw。
Thuswehavemadeouttheskeletonandentirecorporosityofthescarecrow,withtheexceptionofitshead;andthiswasadmirablysuppliedbyasomewhatwitheredandshrivelledpumpkin,inwhichMotherRigbycuttwoholesfortheeyesandaslitforthemouth,leavingabluish-coloredknobinthemiddletopassforanose。
Itwasreallyquitearespectableface。
“I'veseenworseonesonhumanshoulders,atanyrate,“saidMotherRigby。“Andmanyafinegentlemanhasapumpkinhead,aswellasmyscarecrow。“
Buttheclothes,inthiscase,weretobethemakingoftheman。
Sothegoodoldwomantookdownfromapeganancientplum-coloredcoatofLondonmake,andwithrelicsofembroideryonitsseams,cuffs,pocket-flaps,andbutton-holes,butlamentablywornandfaded,patchedattheelbows,tatteredattheskirts,andthreadbareallover。Ontheleftbreastwasaroundhole,whenceeitherastarofnobilityhadbeenrentaway,orelsethehotheartofsomeformerwearerhadscorcheditthroughandthrough。TheneighborssaidthatthisrichgarmentbelongedtotheBlackMan'swardrobe,andthathekeptitatMotherRigby'scottagefortheconvenienceofslippingitonwheneverhewishedtomakeagrandappearanceatthegovernor'stable。Tomatchthecoattherewasavelvetwaistcoatofveryamplesize,andformerlyembroideredwithfoliagethathadbeenasbrightlygoldenasthemapleleavesinOctober,butwhichhadnowquitevanishedoutofthesubstanceofthevelvet。Nextcameapairofscarletbreeches,oncewornbytheFrenchgovernorofLouisbourg,andthekneesofwhichhadtouchedthelowerstepofthethroneofLouisleGrand。TheFrenchmanhadgiventhesesmall-clothestoanIndianpowwow,whopartedwiththemtotheoldwitchforagillofstrongwaters,atoneoftheirdancesintheforest。Furthermore,MotherRigbyproducedapairofsilkstockingsandputthemonthefigure'slegs,wheretheyshowedasunsubstantialasadream,withthewoodenrealityofthetwosticksmakingitselfmiserablyapparentthroughtheholes。
Lastly,sheputherdeadhusband'swigonthebarescalpofthepumpkin,andsurmountedthewholewithadustythree-corneredhat,inwhichwasstuckthelongesttailfeatherofarooster。
Thentheolddamestoodthefigureupinacornerofhercottageandchuckledtobeholditsyellowsemblanceofavisage,withitsnobbylittlenosethrustintotheair。Ithadastrangelyself-satisfiedaspect,andseemedtosay,“Comelookatme!“
“Andyouarewellworthlookingat,that'safact!“quothMotherRigby,inadmirationatherownhandiwork。“I'vemademanyapuppetsinceI'vebeenawitch,butmethinksthisisthefinestofthemall。'Tisalmosttoogoodforascarecrow。And,bytheby,I'lljustfillafreshpipeoftobaccoandthentakehimouttothecorn-patch。“
Whilefillingherpipetheoldwomancontinuedtogazewithalmostmotherlyaffectionatthefigureinthecorner。Tosaythetruth,whetheritwerechance,orskill,ordownrightwitchcraft,therewassomethingwonderfullyhumaninthisridiculousshape,bedizenedwithitstatteredfinery;andasforthecountenance,itappearedtoshrivelitsyellowsurfaceintoagrin——afunnykindofexpressionbetwixtscornandmerriment,asifitunderstooditselftobeajestatmankind。ThemoreMotherRigbylookedthebettershewaspleased。
“Dickon,“criedshesharply,“anothercoalformypipe!“
Hardlyhadshespoken,than,justasbefore,therewasared-glowingcoalonthetopofthetobacco。Shedrewinalongwhiffandpuffeditforthagainintothebarofmorningsunshinewhichstruggledthroughtheonedustypaneofhercottagewindow。
MotherRigbyalwayslikedtoflavorherpipewithacoaloffirefromtheparticularchimneycornerwhencethishadbeenbrought。
Butwherethatchimneycornermightbe,orwhobroughtthecoalfromit,——furtherthanthattheinvisiblemessengerseemedtorespondtothenameofDickon,——Icannottell。
“Thatpuppetyonder,“thoughtMotherRigby,stillwithhereyesfixedonthescarecrow,“istoogoodapieceofworktostandallsummerinacorn-patch,frighteningawaythecrowsandblackbirds。He'scapableofbetterthings。Why,I'vedancedwithaworseone,whenpartnershappenedtobescarce,atourwitchmeetingsintheforest!WhatifIshouldlethimtakehischanceamongtheothermenofstrawandemptyfellowswhogobustlingabouttheworld?“
Theoldwitchtookthreeorfourmorewhiffsofherpipeandsmiled。
“He'llmeetplentyofhisbrethrenateverystreetcorner!“
continuedshe。“Well;Ididn'tmeantodabbleinwitchcraftto-day,furtherthanthelightingofmypipe,butawitchIam,andawitchI'mlikelytobe,andthere'snousetryingtoshirkit。I'llmakeamanofmyscarecrow,wereitonlyforthejoke'ssake!“
Whilemutteringthesewords,MotherRigbytookthepipefromherownmouthandthrustitintothecrevicewhichrepresentedthesamefeatureinthepumpkinvisageofthescarecrow。
“Puff,darling,puff!“saidshe。“Puffaway,myfinefellow!yourlifedependsonit!“
Thiswasastrangeexhortation,undoubtedly,tobeaddressedtoamerethingofsticks,straw,andoldclothes,withnothingbetterthanashrivelledpumpkinforahead,——asweknowtohavebeenthescarecrow'scase。Nevertheless,aswemustcarefullyholdinremembrance,MotherRigbywasawitchofsingularpoweranddexterity;and,keepingthisfactdulybeforeourminds,weshallseenothingbeyondcredibilityintheremarkableincidentsofourstory。Indeed,thegreatdifficultywillbeatoncegotover,ifwecanonlybringourselvestobelievethat,assoonastheolddamebadehimpuff,therecameawhiffofsmokefromthescarecrow'smouth。Itwastheveryfeeblestofwhiffs,tobesure;butitwasfollowedbyanotherandanother,eachmoredecidedthantheprecedingone。
“Puffaway,mypet!puffaway,myprettyone!“MotherRigbykeptrepeating,withherpleasantestsmile。“Itisthebreathoflifetoye;andthatyoumaytakemywordfor。“
Beyondallquestionthepipewasbewitched。Theremusthavebeenaspelleitherinthetobaccoorinthefiercely-glowingcoalthatsomysteriouslyburnedontopofit,orinthepungently-aromaticsmokewhichexhaledfromthekindledweed。Thefigure,afterafewdoubtfulattemptsatlengthblewforthavolleyofsmokeextendingallthewayfromtheobscurecornerintothebarofsunshine。Thereiteddiedandmeltedawayamongthemotesofdust。Itseemedaconvulsiveeffort;forthetwoorthreenextwhiffswerefainter,althoughthecoalstillglowedandthrewagleamoverthescarecrow'svisage。Theoldwitchclappedherskinnyhandstogether,andsmiledencouraginglyuponherhandiwork。Shesawthatthecharmworkedwell。Theshrivelled,yellowface,whichheretoforehadbeennofaceatall,hadalreadyathin,fantastichaze,asitwereofhumanlikeness,shiftingtoandfroacrossit;sometimesvanishingentirely,butgrowingmoreperceptiblethaneverwiththenextwhifffromthepipe。Thewholefigure,inlikemanner,assumedashowoflife,suchasweimparttoill-definedshapesamongtheclouds,andhalfdeceiveourselveswiththepastimeofourownfancy。
Ifwemustneedsprycloselyintothematter,itmaybedoubtedwhethertherewasanyrealchange,afterall,inthesordid,wornoutworthless,andill-jointedsubstanceofthescarecrow;
butmerelyaspectralillusion,andacunningeffectoflightandshadesocoloredandcontrivedastodeludetheeyesofmostmen。
Themiraclesofwitchcraftseemalwaystohavehadaveryshallowsubtlety;and,atleast,iftheaboveexplanationdonothitthetruthoftheprocess,Icansuggestnobetter。
“Wellpuffed,myprettylad!“stillcriedoldMotherRigby。
“Come,anothergoodstoutwhiff,andletitbewithmightandmain。Puffforthylife,Itellthee!Puffoutoftheverybottomofthyheart,ifanyheartthouhast,oranybottomtoit!Welldone,again!Thoudidstsuckinthatmouthfulasifforthepureloveofit。“
Andthenthewitchbeckonedtothescarecrow,throwingsomuchmagneticpotencyintohergesturethatitseemedasifitmustinevitablybeobeyed,likethemysticcalloftheloadstonewhenitsummonstheiron。
“Whylurkestthouinthecorner,lazyone?“saidshe。“Stepforth!Thouhasttheworldbeforethee!“
Uponmyword,ifthelegendwerenotonewhichIheardonmygrandmother'sknee,andwhichhadestablisheditsplaceamongthingscrediblebeforemychildishjudgmentcouldanalyzeitsprobability,IquestionwhetherIshouldhavethefacetotellitnow。
InobediencetoMotherRigby'sword,andextendingitsarmasiftoreachheroutstretchedhand,thefiguremadeastepforward——akindofhitchandjerk,however,ratherthanastep——thentotteredandalmostlostitsbalance。Whatcouldthewitchexpect?Itwasnothing,afterall,butascarecrowstuckupontwosticks。Butthestrong-willedoldbeldamscowled,andbeckoned,andflungtheenergyofherpurposesoforciblyatthispoorcombinationofrottenwood,andmustystraw,andraggedgarments,thatitwascompelledtoshowitselfaman,inspiteoftherealityofthings。Soitsteppedintothebarofsunshine。Thereitstood,poordevilofacontrivancethatitwas!——withonlythethinnestvestureofhumansimilitudeaboutit,throughwhichwasevidentthestiff,rickety,incongruous,faded,tattered,good-for-nothingpatchworkofitssubstance,readytosinkinaheapuponthefloor,asconsciousofitsownunworthinesstobeerect。ShallIconfessthetruth?Atitspresentpointofvivification,thescarecrowremindsmeofsomeofthelukewarmandabortivecharacters,composedofheterogeneousmaterials,usedforthethousandthtime,andneverworthusing,withwhichromancewritersandmyself,nodoubt,amongtheresthavesooverpeopledtheworldoffiction。
Butthefierceoldhagbegantogetangryandshowaglimpseofherdiabolicnaturelikeasnake'shead,peepingwithahissoutofherbosom,atthispusillanimousbehaviorofthethingwhichshehadtakenthetroubletoputtogether。
“Puffaway,wretch!“criedshe,wrathfully。“Puff,puff,puff,thouthingofstrawandemptiness!thouragortwo!thoumealbag!thoupumpkinhead!thounothing!WhereshallIfindanamevileenoughtocalltheeby?Puff,Isay,andsuckinthyfantasticlifewiththesmoke!elseIsnatchthepipefromthymouthandhurltheewherethatredcoalcamefrom。“
Thusthreatened,theunhappyscarecrowhadnothingforitbuttopuffawayfordearlife。Asneedwas,therefore,itapplieditselflustilytothepipe,andsentforthsuchabundantvolleysoftobaccosmokethatthesmallcottagekitchenbecameallvaporous。Theonesunbeamstruggledmistilythrough,andcouldbutimperfectlydefinetheimageofthecrackedanddustywindowpaneontheoppositewall。MotherRigby,meanwhile,withonebrownarmakimboandtheotherstretchedtowardsthefigure,loomedgrimlyamidtheobscuritywithsuchportandexpressionaswhenshewaswonttoheaveaponderousnightmareonhervictimsandstandatthebedsidetoenjoytheiragony。Infearandtremblingdidthispoorscarecrowpuff。Butitsefforts,itmustbeacknowledged,servedanexcellentpurpose;for,witheachsuccessivewhiff,thefigurelostmoreandmoreofitsdizzyandperplexingtenuityandseemedtotakedensersubstance。Itsverygarments,moreover,partookofthemagicalchange,andshonewiththeglossofnoveltyandglistenedwiththeskilfullyembroideredgoldthathadlongagobeenrentaway。And,halfrevealedamongthesmoke,ayellowvisagebentitslustrelesseyesonMotherRigby。
Atlasttheoldwitchclinchedherfistandshookitatthefigure。Notthatshewaspositivelyangry,butmerelyactingontheprinciple——perhapsuntrue,ornottheonlytruth,thoughashighaoneasMotherRigbycouldbeexpectedtoattain——thatfeebleandtorpidnatures,beingincapableofbetterinspiration,mustbestirredupbyfear。Butherewasthecrisis。Shouldshefailinwhatshenowsoughttoeffect,itwasherruthlesspurposetoscatterthemiserablesimulacreintoitsoriginalelements。
“Thouhastaman'saspect,“saidshe,sternly。“Havealsotheechoandmockeryofavoice!Ibidtheespeak!“
Thescarecrowgasped,struggled,andatlengthemittedamurmur,whichwassoincorporatedwithitssmokybreaththatyoucouldscarcelytellwhetheritwereindeedavoiceoronlyawhiffoftobacco。SomenarratorsofthislegendholdtheopinionthatMotherRigby'sconjurationsandthefiercenessofherwillhadcompelledafamiliarspiritintothefigure,andthatthevoicewashis。
“Mother,“mumbledthepoorstifledvoice,“benotsoawfulwithme!Iwouldfainspeak;butbeingwithoutwits,whatcanIsay?“
“Thoucanstspeak,darling,canstthou?“criedMotherRigby,relaxinghergrimcountenanceintoasmile。“Andwhatshaltthousay,quoth-a!Say,indeed!Artthouofthebrotherhoodoftheemptyskull,anddemandestofmewhatthoushaltsay?Thoushaltsayathousandthings,andsayingthemathousandtimesover,thoushaltstillhavesaidnothing!Benotafraid,Itellthee!
WhenthoucomestintotheworldwhitherIpurposesendingtheeforthwiththoushaltnotlackthewherewithaltotalk。Talk!
Why,thoushallbabblelikeamill-stream,ifthouwilt。Thouhastbrainsenoughforthat,Itrow!“
“Atyourservice,mother,“respondedthefigure。
“Andthatwaswellsaid,myprettyone,“answeredMotherRigby。
“Thenthouspeakestlikethyself,andmeantnothing。Thoushalthaveahundredsuchsetphrases,andfivehundredtothebootofthem。Andnow,darling,Ihavetakensomuchpainswiththeeandthouartsobeautiful,that,bymytroth,Ilovetheebetterthananywitch'spuppetintheworld;andI'vemadethemofallsorts——clay,wax,straw,sticks,nightfog,morningmist,seafoam,andchimneysmoke。Butthouarttheverybest。SogiveheedtowhatIsay。“
“Yes,kindmother,“saidthefigure,“withallmyheart!“
“Withallthyheart!“criedtheoldwitch,settingherhandstohersidesandlaughingloudly。“Thouhastsuchaprettywayofspeaking。Withallthyheart!Andthoudidstputthyhandtotheleftsideofthywaistcoatasifthoureallyhadstone!“
Sonow,inhighgoodhumorwiththisfantasticcontrivanceofhers,MotherRigbytoldthescarecrowthatitmustgoandplayitspartinthegreatworld,wherenotonemaninahundred,sheaffirmed,wasgiftedwithmorerealsubstancethanitself。And,thathemightholduphisheadwiththebestofthem,sheendowedhim,onthespot,withanunreckonableamountofwealth。ItconsistedpartlyofagoldmineinEldorado,andoftenthousandsharesinabrokenbubble,andofhalfamillionacresofvineyardattheNorthPole,andofacastleintheair,andachateauinSpain,togetherwithalltherentsandincometherefromaccruing。Shefurthermadeovertohimthecargoofacertainship,ladenwithsaltofCadiz,whichsheherself,byhernecromanticarts,hadcausedtofounder,tenyearsbefore,inthedeepestpartofmid-ocean。Ifthesaltwerenotdissolved,andcouldbebroughttomarket,itwouldfetchaprettypennyamongthefishermen。Thathemightnotlackreadymoney,shegavehimacopperfarthingofBirminghammanufacture,beingallthecoinshehadabouther,andlikewiseagreatdealofbrass,whichsheappliedtohisforehead,thusmakingityellowerthanever。
“Withthatbrassalone,“quothMotherRigby,“thoucanstpaythywayallovertheearth。Kissme,prettydarling!Ihavedonemybestforthee。“
Furthermore,thattheadventurermightlacknopossibleadvantagetowardsafairstartinlife,thisexcellentolddamegavehimatokenbywhichhewastointroducehimselftoacertainmagistrate,memberofthecouncil,merchant,andelderofthechurchthefourcapacitiesconstitutingbutoneman,whostoodattheheadofsocietyintheneighboringmetropolis。Thetokenwasneithermorenorlessthanasingleword,whichMotherRigbywhisperedtothescarecrow,andwhichthescarecrowwastowhispertothemerchant。
“Goutyastheoldfellowis,he'llrunthyerrandsforthee,whenoncethouhastgivenhimthatwordinhisear,“saidtheoldwitch。“MotherRigbyknowstheworshipfulJusticeGookin,andtheworshipfulJusticeknowsMotherRigby!“
Herethewitchthrustherwrinkledfaceclosetothepuppet's,chucklingirrepressibly,andfidgetingallthroughhersystem,withdelightattheideawhichshemeanttocommunicate。
“TheworshipfulMasterGookin,“whisperedshe,“hathacomelymaidentohisdaughter。Andharkye,mypet!Thouhastafairoutside,andaprettywitenoughofthineown。Yea,aprettywitenough!Thouwiltthinkbetterofitwhenthouhastseenmoreofotherpeople'swits。Now,withthyoutsideandthyinside,thouarttheverymantowinayounggirl'sheart。Neverdoubtit!I
telltheeitshallbeso。Putbutaboldfaceonthematter,sigh,smile,flourishthyhat,thrustforththyleglikeadancing-master,putthyrighthandtotheleftsideofthywaistcoat,andprettyPollyGookinisthineown!“
Allthiswhilethenewcreaturehadbeensuckinginandexhalingthevaporyfragranceofhispipe,andseemednowtocontinuethisoccupationasmuchfortheenjoymentitaffordedasbecauseitwasanessentialconditionofhisexistence。Itwaswonderfultoseehowexceedinglylikeahumanbeingitbehaved。ItseyesforitappearedtopossessapairwerebentonMotherRigby,andatsuitablejuncturesitnoddedorshookitshead。Neitherdiditlackwordsproperfortheoccasion:“Really!Indeed!Praytellme!Isitpossible!Uponmyword!Bynomeans!Oh!Ah!Hem!“andothersuchweightyutterancesasimplyattention,inquiry,acquiescence,ordissentonthepartoftheauditor。Evenhadyoustoodbyandseenthescarecrowmade,youcouldscarcelyhaveresistedtheconvictionthatitperfectlyunderstoodthecunningcounselswhichtheoldwitchpouredintoitscounterfeitofanear。Themoreearnestlyitapplieditslipstothepipe,themoredistinctlywasitshumanlikenessstampedamongvisiblerealities,themoresagaciousgrewitsexpression,themorelifelikeitsgesturesandmovements,andthemoreintelligiblyaudibleitsvoice。Itsgarments,too,glistenedsomuchthebrighterwithanillusorymagnificence。Theverypipe,inwhichburnedthespellofallthiswonderwork,ceasedtoappearasasmoke-blackenedearthenstump,andbecameameerschaum,withpaintedbowlandambermouthpiece。
Itmightbeapprehended,however,thatasthelifeoftheillusionseemedidenticalwiththevaporofthepipe,itwouldterminatesimultaneouslywiththereductionofthetobaccotoashes。Butthebeldamforesawthedifficulty。
“Holdthouthepipe,mypreciousone,“saidshe,“whileIfillitfortheeagain。
ItwassorrowfultobeholdhowthefinegentlemanbegantofadebackintoascarecrowwhileMotherRigbyshooktheashesoutofthepipeandproceededtoreplenishitfromhertobacco-box。
“Dickon,“criedshe,inherhigh,sharptone,“anothercoalforthispipe!“
Nosoonersaidthantheintenselyredspeckoffirewasglowingwithinthepipe-bowl;andthescarecrow,withoutwaitingforthewitch'sbidding,appliedthetubetohislipsanddrewinafewshort,convulsivewhiffs,whichsoon,however,becameregularandequable。
“Now,mineownheart'sdarling,“quothMotherRigby,“whatevermayhappentothee,thoumuststicktothypipe。Thylifeisinit;andthat,atleast,thouknowestwell,ifthouknowestnoughtbesides。Sticktothypipe,Isay!Smoke,puff,blowthycloud;
andtellthepeople,ifanyquestionbemade,thatitisforthyhealth,andthatsothephysicianorderstheetodo。And,sweetone,whenthoushaltfindthypipegettinglow,goapartintosomecorner,andfirstfillingthyselfwithsmokecrysharply,'Dickon,afreshpipeoftobacco!'and,'Dickon,anothercoalformypipe!'andhaveitintothyprettymouthasspeedilyasmaybe。Else,insteadofagallantgentlemaninagold-lacedcoat,thouwiltbebutajumbleofsticksandtatteredclothes,andabagofstraw,andawitheredpumpkin!Nowdepart,mytreasure,andgoodluckgowiththee!“
“Neverfear,mother!“saidthefigure,inastoutvoice,andsendingforthacourageouswhiffofsmoke,“Iwillthrive,ifanhonestmanandagentlemanmay!“
“Oh,thouwiltbethedeathofme!“criedtheoldwitch,convulsedwithlaughter。“Thatwaswellsaid。Ifanhonestmanandagentlemanmay!Thouplayestthyparttoperfection。Getalongwiththeeforasmartfellow;andIwillwageronthyhead,asamanofpithandsubstance,withabrainandwhattheycallaheart,andallelsethatamanshouldhave,againstanyotherthingontwolegs。Iholdmyselfabetterwitchthanyesterday,forthysake。DidnotImakethee?AndIdefyanywitchinNewEnglandtomakesuchanother!Here;takemystaffalongwiththee!“
Thestaff,thoughitwasbutaplainoakenstick,immediatelytooktheaspectofagold-headedcane。
“Thatgoldheadhasasmuchsenseinitasthineown,“saidMotherRigby,“anditwillguidetheestraighttoworshipfulMasterGookin'sdoor。Gettheegone,myprettypet,mydarling,mypreciousone,mytreasure;andifanyaskthyname,itisFeathertop。Forthouhastafeatherinthyhat,andIhavethrustahandfuloffeathersintothehollowofthyhead,andthywig,too,isofthefashiontheycallFeathertop,——sobeFeathertopthyname!“
And,issuingfromthecottage,Feathertopstrodemanfullytowardstown。MotherRigbystoodatthethreshold,wellpleasedtoseehowthesunbeamsglistenedonhim,asifallhismagnificencewerereal,andhowdiligentlyandlovinglyhesmokedhispipe,andhowhandsomelyhewalked,inspiteofalittlestiffnessofhislegs。Shewatchedhimuntiloutofsight,andthrewawitchbenedictionafterherdarling,whenaturnoftheroadsnatchedhimfromherview。
Betimesintheforenoon,whentheprincipalstreetoftheneighboringtownwasjustatitsacmeoflifeandbustle,astrangerofverydistinguishedfigurewasseenonthesidewalk。
Hisportaswellashisgarmentsbetokenednothingshortofnobility。Heworearichly-embroideredplum-coloredcoat,awaistcoatofcostlyvelvet,magnificentlyadornedwithgoldenfoliage,apairofsplendidscarletbreeches,andthefinestandglossiestofwhitesilkstockings。Hisheadwascoveredwithaperuke,sodaintilypowderedandadjustedthatitwouldhavebeensacrilegetodisorderitwithahat;which,thereforeanditwasagold-lacedhat,setoffwithasnowyfeather,hecarriedbeneathhisarm。Onthebreastofhiscoatglistenedastar。Hemanagedhisgold-headedcanewithanairygrace,peculiartothefinegentlemenoftheperiod;and,togivethehighestpossiblefinishtohisequipment,hehadlacerufflesathiswrist,ofamostetherealdelicacy,sufficientlyavouchinghowidleandaristocraticmustbethehandswhichtheyhalfconcealed。
Itwasaremarkablepointintheaccoutrementofthisbrilliantpersonagethatheheldinhislefthandafantastickindofapipe,withanexquisitelypaintedbowlandanambermouthpiece。
Thisheappliedtohislipsasoftenaseveryfiveorsixpaces,andinhaledadeepwhiffofsmoke,which,afterbeingretainedamomentinhislungs,mightbeseentoeddygracefullyfromhismouthandnostrils。
Asmaywellbesupposed,thestreetwasallastirtofindoutthestranger'sname。
“Itissomegreatnobleman,beyondquestion,“saidoneofthetownspeople。“Doyouseethestarathisbreast?“
“Nay;itistoobrighttobeseen,“saidanother。“Yes;hemustneedsbeanobleman,asyousay。Butbywhatconveyance,thinkyou,canhislordshiphavevoyagedortravelledhither?Therehasbeennovesselfromtheoldcountryforamonthpast;andifhehavearrivedoverlandfromthesouthward,praywherearehisattendantsandequipage?“
“Heneedsnoequipagetosetoffhisrank,“remarkedathird。“Ifhecameamongusinrags,nobilitywouldshinethroughaholeinhiselbow。Ineversawsuchdignityofaspect。HehastheoldNormanbloodinhisveins,Iwarranthim。“
“IrathertakehimtobeaDutchman,oroneofyourhighGermans,“saidanothercitizen。“Themenofthosecountrieshavealwaysthepipeattheirmouths。“
“AndsohasaTurk,“answeredhiscompanion。“But,inmyjudgment,thisstrangerhathbeenbredattheFrenchcourt,andhaththerelearnedpolitenessandgraceofmanner,whichnoneunderstandsowellasthenobilityofFrance。Thatgait,now!A
vulgarspectatormightdeemitstiff——hemightcallitahitchandjerk——but,tomyeye,ithathanunspeakablemajesty,andmusthavebeenacquiredbyconstantobservationofthedeportmentoftheGrandMonarque。Thestranger'scharacterandofficeareevidentenough。HeisaFrenchambassador,cometotreatwithourrulersaboutthecessionofCanada。“
“MoreprobablyaSpaniard,“saidanother,“andhencehisyellowcomplexion;or,mostlikely,heisfromtheHavana,orfromsomeportontheSpanishmain,andcomestomakeinvestigationaboutthepiracieswhichourgovernmentisthoughttoconniveat。ThosesettlersinPeruandMexicohaveskinsasyellowasthegoldwhichtheydigoutoftheirmines。“
“Yellowornot,“criedalady,“heisabeautifulman!——sotall,soslender!suchafine,nobleface,withsowell-shapedanose,andallthatdelicacyofexpressionaboutthemouth!And,blessme,howbrighthisstaris!Itpositivelyshootsoutflames!“
“Sodoyoureyes,fairlady,“saidthestranger,withabowandaflourishofhispipe;forhewasjustpassingattheinstant。
“Uponmyhonor,theyhavequitedazzledme。“
“Waseversooriginalandexquisiteacompliment?“murmuredthelady,inanecstasyofdelight。
Amidthegeneraladmirationexcitedbythestranger'sappearance,therewereonlytwodissentingvoices。Onewasthatofanimpertinentcur,which,aftersnuffingattheheelsoftheglisteningfigure,putitstailbetweenitslegsandskulkedintoitsmaster'sbackyard,vociferatinganexecrablehowl。Theotherdissentientwasayoungchild,whosqualledatthefulleststretchofhislungs,andbabbledsomeunintelligiblenonsenseaboutapumpkin。
Feathertopmeanwhilepursuedhiswayalongthestreet。Exceptforthefewcomplimentarywordstothelady,andnowandthenaslightinclinationoftheheadinrequitaloftheprofoundreverencesofthebystanders,heseemedwhollyabsorbedinhispipe。Thereneedednootherproofofhisrankandconsequencethantheperfectequanimitywithwhichhecomportedhimself,whilethecuriosityandadmirationofthetownswelledalmostintoclamoraroundhim。Withacrowdgatheringbehindhisfootsteps,hefinallyreachedthemansion-houseoftheworshipfulJusticeGookin,enteredthegate,ascendedthestepsofthefrontdoor,andknocked。Intheinterim,beforehissummonswasanswered,thestrangerwasobservedtoshaketheashesoutofhispipe。
“Whatdidhesayinthatsharpvoice?“inquiredoneofthespectators。
“Nay,Iknownot,“answeredhisfriend。“Butthesundazzlesmyeyesstrangely。Howdimandfadedhislordshiplooksallofasudden!Blessmywits,whatisthematterwithme?“
“Thewonderis,“saidtheother,“thathispipe,whichwasoutonlyaninstantago,shouldbeallalightagain,andwiththereddestcoalIeversaw。Thereissomethingmysteriousaboutthisstranger。Whatawhiffofsmokewasthat!Dimandfadeddidyoucallhim?Why,asheturnsaboutthestaronhisbreastisallablaze。“
“Itis,indeed,“saidhiscompanion;“anditwillgoneartodazzleprettyPollyGookin,whomIseepeepingatitoutofthechamberwindow。“
Thedoorbeingnowopened,Feathertopturnedtothecrowd,madeastatelybendofhisbodylikeagreatmanacknowledgingthereverenceofthemeanersort,andvanishedintothehouse。Therewasamysteriouskindofasmile,ifitmightnotbetterbecalledagrinorgrimace,uponhisvisage;but,ofallthethrongthatbeheldhim,notanindividualappearstohavepossessedinsightenoughtodetecttheillusivecharacterofthestrangerexceptalittlechildandacurdog。
Ourlegendherelosessomewhatofitscontinuity,and,passingoverthepreliminaryexplanationbetweenFeathertopandthemerchant,goesinquestoftheprettyPollyGookin。Shewasadamselofasoft,roundfigure,withlighthairandblueeyes,andafair,rosyface,whichseemedneitherveryshrewdnorverysimple。Thisyoungladyhadcaughtaglimpseoftheglisteningstrangerwhilestandingonthethreshold,andhadforthwithputonalacedcap,astringofbeads,herfinestkerchief,andherstiffestdamaskpetticoatinpreparationfortheinterview。
Hurryingfromherchambertotheparlor,shehadeversincebeenviewingherselfinthelargelooking-glassandpractisingprettyairs-nowasmile,nowaceremoniousdignityofaspect,andnowasoftersmilethantheformer,kissingherhandlikewise,tossingherhead,andmanagingherfan;whilewithinthemirroranunsubstantiallittlemaidrepeatedeverygestureanddidallthefoolishthingsthatPollydid,butwithoutmakingherashamedofthem。Inshort,itwasthefaultofprettyPolly'sabilityratherthanherwillifshefailedtobeascompleteanartificeastheillustriousFeathertophimself;and,whenshethustamperedwithherownsimplicity,thewitch'sphantommightwellhopetowinher。
NosoonerdidPollyhearherfather'sgoutyfootstepsapproachingtheparlordoor,accompaniedwiththestiffclatterofFeathertop'shigh-heeledshoes,thansheseatedherselfboltuprightandinnocentlybeganwarblingasong。
“Polly!daughterPolly!“criedtheoldmerchant。“Comehither,child。“
MasterGookin'saspect,asheopenedthedoor,wasdoubtfulandtroubled。
“Thisgentleman,“continuedhe,presentingthestranger,“istheChevalierFeathertop,——nay,Ibeghispardon,myLordFeathertop,——whohathbroughtmeatokenofremembrancefromanancientfriendofmine。Payyourdutytohislordship,child,andhonorhimashisqualitydeserves。“
Afterthesefewwordsofintroduction,theworshipfulmagistrateimmediatelyquittedtheroom。But,eveninthatbriefmoment,hadthefairPollyglancedasideatherfatherinsteadofdevotingherselfwhollytothebrilliantguest,shemighthavetakenwarningofsomemischiefnighathand。Theoldmanwasnervous,fidgety,andverypale。Purposingasmileofcourtesy,hehaddeformedhisfacewithasortofgalvanicgrin,which,whenFeathertop'sbackwasturned,heexchangedforascowl,atthesametimeshakinghisfistandstampinghisgoutyfoot——anincivilitywhichbroughtitsretributionalongwithit。ThetruthappearstohavebeenthatMotherRigby'swordofintroduction,whateveritmightbe,hadoperatedfarmoreontherichmerchant'sfearsthanonhisgoodwill。Moreover,beingamanofwonderfullyacuteobservation,hehadnoticedthatthesepaintedfiguresonthebowlofFeathertop'spipewereinmotion。Lookingmorecloselyhebecameconvincedthatthesefigureswereapartyoflittledemons,eachdulyprovidedwithhornsandatail,anddancinghandinhand,withgesturesofdiabolicalmerriment,roundthecircumferenceofthepipebowl。Asiftoconfirmhissuspicions,whileMasterGookinusheredhisguestalongaduskypassagefromhisprivateroomtotheparlor,thestaronFeathertop'sbreasthadscintillatedactualflames,andthrewaflickeringgleamuponthewall,theceiling,andthefloor。
Withsuchsinisterprognosticsmanifestingthemselvesonallhands,itisnottobemarvelledatthatthemerchantshouldhavefeltthathewascommittinghisdaughtertoaveryquestionableacquaintance。Hecursed,inhissecretsoul,theinsinuatingeleganceofFeathertop'smanners,asthisbrilliantpersonagebowed,smiled,puthishandonhisheart,inhaledalongwhifffromhispipe,andenrichedtheatmospherewiththesmokyvaporofafragrantandvisiblesigh。GladlywouldpoorMasterGookinhavethrusthisdangerousguestintothestreet;buttherewasaconstraintandterrorwithinhim。Thisrespectableoldgentleman,wefear,atanearlierperiodoflife,hadgivensomepledgeorothertotheevilprinciple,andperhapswasnowtoredeemitbythesacrificeofhisdaughter。
Itsohappenedthattheparlordoorwaspartlyofglass,shadedbyasilkencurtain,thefoldsofwhichhungalittleawry。Sostrongwasthemerchant'sinterestinwitnessingwhatwastoensuebetweenthefairPollyandthegallantFeathertopthat,afterquittingtheroom,hecouldbynomeansrefrainfrompeepingthroughthecreviceofthecurtain。
Buttherewasnothingverymiraculoustobeseen;nothing——exceptthetriflespreviouslynoticed——toconfirmtheideaofasupernaturalperilenvironingtheprettyPolly。Thestrangeritistruewasevidentlyathoroughandpractisedmanoftheworld,systematicandself-possessed,andthereforethesortofapersontowhomaparentoughtnottoconfideasimple,younggirlwithoutduewatchfulnessfortheresult。Theworthymagistratewhohadbeenconversantwithalldegreesandqualitiesofmankind,couldnotbutperceiveeverymotionandgestureofthedistinguishedFeathertopcameinitsproperplace;nothinghadbeenleftrudeornativeinhim;awell-digestedconventionalismhadincorporateditselfthoroughlywithhissubstanceandtransformedhimintoaworkofart。Perhapsitwasthispeculiaritythatinvestedhimwithaspeciesofghastlinessandawe。Itistheeffectofanythingcompletelyandconsummatelyartificial,inhumanshape,thatthepersonimpressesusasanunrealityandashavinghardlypithenoughtocastashadowuponthefloor。AsregardedFeathertop,allthisresultedinawild,extravagant,andfantasticalimpression,asifhislifeandbeingwereakintothesmokethatcurledupwardfromhispipe。
ButprettyPollyGookinfeltnotthus。Thepairwerenowpromenadingtheroom:Feathertopwithhisdaintystrideandnolessdaintygrimace,thegirlwithanativemaidenlygrace,justtouched,notspoiled,byaslightlyaffectedmanner,whichseemedcaughtfromtheperfectartificeofhercompanion。Thelongertheinterviewcontinued,themorecharmedwasprettyPolly,until,withinthefirstquarterofanhourastheoldmagistratenotedbyhiswatch,shewasevidentlybeginningtobeinlove。Norneedithavebeenwitchcraftthatsubduedherinsuchahurry;
thepoorchild'sheart,itmaybe,wassoveryferventthatitmeltedherwithitsownwarmthasreflectedfromthehollowsemblanceofalover。NomatterwhatFeathertopsaid,hiswordsfounddepthandreverberationinherear;nomatterwhathedid,hisactionwasheroictohereye。AndbythistimeitistobesupposedtherewasablushonPolly'scheek,atendersmileabouthermouthandaliquidsoftnessinherglance;whilethestarkeptcoruscatingonFeathertop'sbreast,andthelittledemonscareeredwithmorefranticmerrimentthaneveraboutthecircumferenceofhispipebowl。OprettyPollyGookin,whyshouldtheseimpsrejoicesomadlythatasillymaiden'sheartwasabouttobegiventoashadow!Isitsounusualamisfortune,sorareatriumph?
ByandbyFeathertoppaused,andthrowinghimselfintoanimposingattitude,seemedtosummonthefairgirltosurveyhisfigureandresisthimlongerifshecould。Hisstar,hisembroidery,hisbucklesglowedatthatinstantwithunutterablesplendor;thepicturesquehuesofhisattiretookaricherdepthofcoloring;therewasagleamandpolishoverhiswholepresencebetokeningtheperfectwitcheryofwell-orderedmanners。Themaidenraisedhereyesandsufferedthemtolingeruponhercompanionwithabashfulandadmiringgaze。Then,asifdesirousofjudgingwhatvalueherownsimplecomelinessmighthavesidebysidewithsomuchbrilliancy,shecastaglancetowardsthefull-lengthlooking-glassinfrontofwhichtheyhappenedtobestanding。Itwasoneofthetruestplatesintheworldandincapableofflattery。NosoonerdidtheimagesthereinreflectedmeetPolly'seyethansheshrieked,shrankfromthestranger'sside,gazedathimforamomentinthewildestdismay,andsankinsensibleuponthefloor。Feathertoplikewisehadlookedtowardsthemirror,andtherebeheld,nottheglitteringmockeryofhisoutsideshow,butapictureofthesordidpatchworkofhisrealcompositionstrippedofallwitchcraft。
Thewretchedsimulacrum!Wealmostpityhim。Hethrewuphisarmswithanexpressionofdespairthatwentfurtherthananyofhispreviousmanifestationstowardsvindicatinghisclaimstobereckonedhuman,forperchancetheonlytimesincethissooftenemptyanddeceptivelifeofmortalsbeganitscourse,anillusionhadseenandfullyrecognizeditself。
MotherRigbywasseatedbyherkitchenhearthinthetwilightofthiseventfulday,andhadjustshakentheashesoutofanewpipe,whensheheardahurriedtrampalongtheroad。Yetitdidnotseemsomuchthetrampofhumanfootstepsastheclatterofsticksortherattlingofdrybones。
“Ha!“thoughttheoldwitch,“whatstepisthat?Whoseskeletonisoutofitsgravenow,Iwonder?“
Afigureburstheadlongintothecottagedoor。ItwasFeathertop!
Hispipewasstillalight;thestarstillflameduponhisbreast;
theembroiderystillgloweduponhisgarments;norhadhelost,inanydegreeormannerthatcouldbeestimated,theaspectthatassimilatedhimwithourmortalbrotherhood。Butyet,insomeindescribablewayasisthecasewithallthathasdeludeduswhenoncefoundout,thepoorrealitywasfeltbeneaththecunningartifice。
“Whathasgonewrong?“demandedthewitch。“Didyondersnifflinghypocritethrustmydarlingfromhisdoor?Thevillain!I'llsettwentyfiendstotormenthimtillheoffertheehisdaughteronhisbendedknees!“
“No,mother,“saidFeathertopdespondingly;“itwasnotthat。“
“Didthegirlscornmypreciousone?“askedMotherRigby,herfierceeyesglowingliketwocoalsofTophet。“I'llcoverherfacewithpimples!Hernoseshallbeasredasthecoalinthypipe!Herfrontteethshalldropout!Inaweekhencesheshallnotbeworththyhaving!“
“Letheralone,mother,“answeredpoorFeathertop;“thegirlwashalfwon;andmethinksakissfromhersweetlipsmighthavemademealtogetherhuman。But,“headded,afterabriefpauseandthenahowlofself-contempt,“I'veseenmyself,mother!I'veseenmyselfforthewretched,ragged,emptythingIam!I'llexistnolonger!“
Snatchingthepipefromhismouth,heflungitwithallhismightagainstthechimney,andatthesameinstantsankuponthefloor,amedleyofstrawandtatteredgarments,withsomesticksprotrudingfromtheheap,andashrivelledpumpkininthemidst。
Theeyeholeswerenowlustreless;buttherudely-carvedgap,thatjustbeforehadbeenamouthstillseemedtotwistitselfintoadespairinggrin,andwassofarhuman。
“Poorfellow!“quothMotherRigby,witharuefulglanceattherelicsofherill-fatedcontrivance。“Mypoor,dear,prettyFeathertop!Therearethousandsuponthousandsofcoxcombsandcharlatansintheworld,madeupofjustsuchajumbleofwornout,forgotten,andgood-for-nothingtrashashewas!Yettheyliveinfairrepute,andneverseethemselvesforwhattheyare。Andwhyshouldmypoorpuppetbetheonlyonetoknowhimselfandperishforit?“
Whilethusmuttering,thewitchhadfilledafreshpipeoftobacco,andheldthestembetweenherfingers,asdoubtfulwhethertothrustitintoherownmouthorFeathertop's。
“PoorFeathertop!“shecontinued。“Icouldeasilygivehimanotherchanceandsendhimforthagaintomorrow。Butno;hisfeelingsaretootender,hissensibilitiestoodeep。Heseemstohavetoomuchhearttobustleforhisownadvantageinsuchanemptyandheartlessworld。Well!well!I'llmakeascarecrowofhimafterall。'Tisaninnocentandusefulvocation,andwillsuitmydarlingwell;and,ifeachofhishumanbrethrenhadasfitaone,'twouldbethebetterformankind;andasforthispipeoftobacco,Ineeditmorethanhe。“
SosayingMotherRigbyputthestembetweenherlips。“Dickon!“
criedshe,inherhigh,sharptone,“anothercoalformypipe!“
EGOTISM[1]
OR,THEBOSOMSERPENT
[1]Thephysicalfact,towhichitishereattemptedtogiveamoralsignification,hasbeenknowntooccurinmorethanoneinstance。
“Herehecomes!“shoutedtheboysalongthestreet。“Herecomesthemanwithasnakeinhisbosom!“
Thisoutcry,salutingHerkimer'searsashewasabouttoentertheirongateoftheEllistonmansion,madehimpause。Itwasnotwithoutashudderthathefoundhimselfonthepointofmeetinghisformeracquaintance,whomhehadknowninthegloryofyouth,andwhomnowafteranintervaloffiveyears,hewastofindthevictimeitherofadiseasedfancyorahorriblephysicalmisfortune。
“Asnakeinhisbosom!“repeatedtheyoungsculptortohimself。
“Itmustbehe。Nosecondmanonearthhassuchabosomfriend。
Andnow,mypoorRosina,Heavengrantmewisdomtodischargemyerrandaright!Woman'sfaithmustbestrongindeedsincethinehasnotyetfailed。“
Thusmusing,hetookhisstandattheentranceofthegateandwaiteduntilthepersonagesosingularlyannouncedshouldmakehisappearance。Afteraninstantortwohebeheldthefigureofaleanman,ofunwholesomelook,withglitteringeyesandlongblackhair,whoseemedtoimitatethemotionofasnake;for,insteadofwalkingstraightforwardwithopenfront,heundulatedalongthepavementinacurvedline。Itmaybetoofancifultosaythatsomething,eitherinhismoralormaterialaspect,suggestedtheideathatamiraclehadbeenwroughtbytransformingaserpentintoaman,butsoimperfectlythatthesnakynaturewasyethidden,andscarcelyhidden,underthemereoutwardguiseofhumanity。Herkimerremarkedthathiscomplexionhadagreenishtingeoveritssicklywhite,remindinghimofaspeciesofmarbleoutofwhichhehadoncewroughtaheadofEnvy,withhersnakylocks。
Thewretchedbeingapproachedthegate,but,insteadofentering,stoppedshortandfixedtheglitterofhiseyefulluponthecompassionateyetsteadycountenanceofthesculptor。
“Itgnawsme!Itgnawsme!“heexclaimed。
Andthentherewasanaudiblehiss,butwhetheritcamefromtheapparentlunatic'sownlips,orwastherealhissofaserpent,mightadmitofadiscussion。Atallevents,itmadeHerkimershuddertohisheart'score。
“Doyouknowme,GeorgeHerkimer?“askedthesnake-possessed。
Herkimerdidknowhim;butitdemandedalltheintimateandpracticalacquaintancewiththehumanface,acquiredbymodellingactuallikenessesinclay,torecognizethefeaturesofRoderickEllistoninthevisagethatnowmetthesculptor'sgaze。Yetitwashe。ItaddednothingtothewondertoreflectthattheoncebrilliantyoungmanhadundergonethisodiousandfearfulchangeduringthenomorethanfivebriefyearsofHerkimer'sabodeatFlorence。Thepossibilityofsuchatransformationbeinggranted,itwasaseasytoconceiveiteffectedinamomentasinanage。
Inexpressiblyshockedandstartled,itwasstillthekeenestpangwhenHerkimerrememberedthatthefateofhiscousinRosina,theidealofgentlewomanhood,wasindissolublyinterwovenwiththatofabeingwhomProvidenceseemedtohaveunhumanized。
“Elliston!Roderick!“criedhe,“Ihadheardofthis;butmyconceptioncamefarshortofthetruth。Whathasbefallenyou?
WhydoIfindyouthus?“
“Oh,'tisamerenothing!Asnake!Asnake!Thecommonestthingintheworld。Asnakeinthebosom——that'sall,“answeredRoderickElliston。“Buthowisyourownbreast?“continuedhe,lookingthesculptorintheeyewiththemostacuteandpenetratingglancethatithadeverbeenhisfortunetoencounter。“Allpureandwholesome?Noreptilethere?Bymyfaithandconscience,andbythedevilwithinme,hereisawonder!A
manwithoutaserpentinhisbosom!“
“Becalm,Elliston,“whisperedGeorgeHerkimer,layinghishandupontheshoulderofthesnake-possessed。“Ihavecrossedtheoceantomeetyou。Listen!Letusbeprivate。IbringamessagefromRosina——fromyourwife!“
“Itgnawsme!Itgnawsme!“mutteredRoderick。
Withthisexclamation,themostfrequentinhismouth,theunfortunatemanclutchedbothhandsuponhisbreastasifanintolerablestingortortureimpelledhimtorenditopenandletoutthelivingmischief,evenshoulditbeintertwinedwithhisownlife。HethenfreedhimselffromHerkimer'sgraspbyasubtlemotion,and,glidingthroughthegate,tookrefugeinhisantiquatedfamilyresidence。Thesculptordidnotpursuehim。Hesawthatnoavailableintercoursecouldbeexpectedatsuchamoment,andwasdesirous,beforeanothermeeting,toinquirecloselyintothenatureofRoderick'sdiseaseandthecircumstancesthathadreducedhimtosolamentableacondition。
Hesucceededinobtainingthenecessaryinformationfromaneminentmedicalgentleman。
ShortlyafterElliston'sseparationfromhiswife——nownearlyfouryearsago——hisassociateshadobservedasingulargloomspreadingoverhisdailylife,likethosechill,graymiststhatsometimesstealawaythesunshinefromasummer'smorning。Thesymptomscausedthemendlessperplexity。Theyknewnotwhetherillhealthwererobbinghisspiritsofelasticity,orwhetheracankerofthemindwasgraduallyeating,assuchcankersdo,fromhismoralsystemintothephysicalframe,whichisbuttheshadowoftheformer。Theylookedfortherootofthistroubleinhisshatteredschemesofdomesticbliss,——wilfullyshatteredbyhimself,——butcouldnotbesatisfiedofitsexistencethere。Somethoughtthattheironcebrilliantfriendwasinanincipientstageofinsanity,ofwhichhispassionateimpulseshadperhapsbeentheforerunners;othersprognosticatedageneralblightandgradualdecline。FromRoderick'sownlipstheycouldlearnnothing。Morethanonce,itistrue,hehadbeenheardtosay,clutchinghishandsconvulsivelyuponhisbreast,——“Itgnawsme!
Itgnawsme!“——but,bydifferentauditors,agreatdiversityofexplanationwasassignedtothisominousexpression。WhatcoulditbethatgnawedthebreastofRoderickElliston?Wasitsorrow?
Wasitmerelythetoothofphysicaldisease?Or,inhisrecklesscourse,oftenverginguponprofligacy,ifnotplungingintoitsdepths,hadhebeenguiltyofsomedeedwhichmadehisbosomapreytothedeadlierfangsofremorse?Therewasplausiblegroundforeachoftheseconjectures;butitmustnotbeconcealedthatmorethanoneelderlygentleman,thevictimofgoodcheerandslothfulhabits,magisteriallypronouncedthesecretofthewholemattertobeDyspepsia!
Meanwhile,Roderickseemedawarehowgenerallyhehadbecomethesubjectofcuriosityandconjecture,and,withamorbidrepugnancetosuchnotice,ortoanynoticewhatsoever,estrangedhimselffromallcompanionship。Notmerelytheeyeofmanwasahorrortohim;notmerelythelightofafriend'scountenance;
buteventheblessedsunshine,likewise,whichinitsuniversalbeneficencetypifiestheradianceoftheCreator'sface,expressinghisloveforallthecreaturesofhishand。TheduskytwilightwasnowtootransparentforRoderickElliston;theblackestmidnightwashischosenhourtostealabroad;andifeverhewereseen,itwaswhenthewatchman'slanterngleameduponhisfigure,glidingalongthestreet,withhishandsclutcheduponhisbosom,stillmuttering,“Itgnawsme!Itgnawsme!“Whatcoulditbethatgnawedhim?
Afteratime,itbecameknownthatEllistonwasinthehabitofresortingtoallthenotedquacksthatinfestedthecity,orwhommoneywouldtempttojourneythitherfromadistance。Byoneofthesepersons,intheexultationofasupposedcure,itwasproclaimedfarandwide,bydintofhandbillsandlittlepamphletsondingypaper,thatadistinguishedgentleman,RoderickElliston,Esq。,hadbeenrelievedofaSNAKEinhisstomach!Soherewasthemonstroussecret,ejectedfromitslurkingplaceintopublicview,inallitshorribledeformity。
Themysterywasout;butnotsothebosomserpent。He,ifitwereanythingbutadelusion,stilllaycoiledinhislivingden。Theempiric'scurehadbeenasham,theeffect,itwassupposed,ofsomestupefyingdrugwhichmorenearlycausedthedeathofthepatientthanoftheodiousreptilethatpossessedhim。WhenRoderickEllistonregainedentiresensibility,itwastofindhismisfortunethetowntalk——themorethanninedays'wonderandhorror——while,athisbosom,hefeltthesickeningmotionofathingalive,andthegnawingofthatrestlessfangwhichseemedtogratifyatonceaphysicalappetiteandafiendishspite。
Hesummonedtheoldblackservant,whohadbeenbredupinhisfather'shouse,andwasamiddle-agedmanwhileRodericklayinhiscradle。
“Scipio!“hebegan;andthenpaused,withhisarmsfoldedoverhisheart。“Whatdopeoplesayofme,Scipio。“
“Sir!mypoormaster!thatyouhadaserpentinyourbosom,“
answeredtheservantwithhesitation。
“Andwhatelse?“askedRoderick,withaghastlylookattheman。
“Nothingelse,dearmaster,“repliedScipio,“onlythatthedoctorgaveyouapowder,andthatthesnakeleapedoutuponthefloor。“
“No,no!“mutteredRodericktohimself,asheshookhishead,andpressedhishandswithamoreconvulsiveforceuponhisbreast,“Ifeelhimstill。Itgnawsme!Itgnawsme!“
Fromthistimethemiserablesuffererceasedtoshuntheworld,butrathersolicitedandforcedhimselfuponthenoticeofacquaintancesandstrangers。Itwaspartlytheresultofdesperationonfindingthatthecavernofhisownbosomhadnotproveddeepanddarkenoughtohidethesecret,evenwhileitwassosecureafortressfortheloathsomefiendthathadcreptintoit。Butstillmore,thiscravingfornotorietywasasymptomoftheintensemorbidnesswhichnowpervadedhisnature。Allpersonschronicallydiseasedareegotists,whetherthediseasebeofthemindorbody;whetheritbesin,sorrow,ormerelythemoretolerablecalamityofsomeendlesspain,ormischiefamongthecordsofmortallife。Suchindividualsaremadeacutelyconsciousofaself,bythetortureinwhichitdwells。Self,therefore,growstobesoprominentanobjectwiththemthattheycannotbutpresentittothefaceofeverycasualpasser-by。Thereisapleasure——perhapsthegreatestofwhichthesuffererissusceptible——indisplayingthewastedorulceratedlimb,orthecancerinthebreast;andthefoulerthecrime,withsomuchthemoredifficultydoestheperpetratorpreventitfromthrustingupitssnake-likeheadtofrightentheworld;foritisthatcancer,orthatcrime,whichconstitutestheirrespectiveindividuality。
RoderickElliston,who,alittlewhilebefore,hadheldhimselfsoscornfullyabovethecommonlotofmen,nowpaidfullallegiancetothishumiliatinglaw。Thesnakeinhisbosomseemedthesymbolofamonstrousegotismtowhicheverythingwasreferred,andwhichhepampered,nightandday,withacontinualandexclusivesacrificeofdevilworship。
Hesoonexhibitedwhatmostpeopleconsideredindubitabletokensofinsanity。Insomeofhismoods,strangetosay,hepridedandgloriedhimselfonbeingmarkedoutfromtheordinaryexperienceofmankind,bythepossessionofadoublenature,andalifewithinalife。Heappearedtoimaginethatthesnakewasadivinity,——notcelestial,itistrue,butdarklyinfernal,——andthathethencederivedaneminenceandasanctity,horrid,indeed,yetmoredesirablethanwhateverambitionaimsat。Thushedrewhismiseryaroundhimlikearegalmantle,andlookeddowntriumphantlyuponthosewhosevitalsnourishednodeadlymonster。Oftener,however,hishumannatureasserteditsempireoverhimintheshapeofayearningforfellowship。Itgrewtobehiscustomtospendthewholedayinwanderingaboutthestreets,aimlessly,unlessitmightbecalledanaimtoestablishaspeciesofbrotherhoodbetweenhimselfandtheworld。Withcankeredingenuity,hesoughtouthisowndiseaseineverybreast。Whetherinsaneornot,heshowedsokeenaperceptionoffrailty,error,andvice,thatmanypersonsgavehimcreditforbeingpossessednotmerelywithaserpent,butwithanactualfiend,whoimpartedthisevilfacultyofrecognizingwhateverwasugliestinman'sheart。
Forinstance,hemetanindividual,who,forthirtyyears,hadcherishedahatredagainsthisownbrother。Roderick,amidstthethrongofthestreet,laidhishandonthisman'schest,andlookingfullintohisforbiddingface,“Howisthesnaketo-day?“
heinquired,withamockexpressionofsympathy。
“Thesnake!“exclaimedthebrotherhater——“whatdoyoumean?“
“Thesnake!Thesnake!Doesitgnawyou?“persistedRoderick。
“Didyoutakecounselwithhimthismorningwhenyoushouldhavebeensayingyourprayers?Didhesting,whenyouthoughtofyourbrother'shealth,wealth,andgoodrepute?Didhecaperforjoy,whenyourememberedtheprofligacyofhisonlyson?Andwhetherhestung,orwhetherhefrolicked,didyoufeelhispoisonthroughoutyourbodyandsoul,convertingeverythingtosournessandbitterness?Thatisthewayofsuchserpents。Ihavelearnedthewholenatureofthemfrommyown!“
“Whereisthepolice?“roaredtheobjectofRoderick'spersecution,atthesametimegivinganinstinctiveclutchtohisbreast。“Whyisthislunaticallowedtogoatlarge?“
“Ha,ha!“chuckledRoderick,releasinghisgraspoftheman——
“Hisbosomserpenthasstunghimthen!“
Oftenitpleasedtheunfortunateyoungmantovexpeoplewithalightersatire,yetstillcharacterizedbysomewhatofsnake-likevirulence。Onedayheencounteredanambitiousstatesman,andgravelyinquiredafterthewelfareofhisboaconstrictor;forofthatspecies,Roderickaffirmed,thisgentleman'sserpentmustneedsbe,sinceitsappetitewasenormousenoughtodevourthewholecountryandconstitution。Atanothertime,hestoppedaclose-fistedoldfellow,ofgreatwealth,butwhoskulkedaboutthecityintheguiseofascarecrow,withapatchedbluesurtout,brownhat,andmouldyboots,scrapingpencetogether,andpickinguprustynails。Pretendingtolookearnestlyatthisrespectableperson'sstomach,Roderickassuredhimthathissnakewasacopper-headandhadbeengeneratedbytheimmensequantitiesofthatbasemetalwithwhichhedailydefiledhisfingers。Again,heassaultedamanofrubicundvisage,andtoldhimthatfewbosomserpentshadmoreofthedevilinthemthanthosethatbreedinthevatsofadistillery。ThenextwhomRoderickhonoredwithhisattentionwasadistinguishedclergyman,whohappenedjustthentobeengagedinatheologicalcontroversy,wherehumanwrathwasmoreperceptiblethandivineinspiration。
“Youhaveswallowedasnakeinacupofsacramentalwine,“quothhe。
“Profanewretch!“exclaimedthedivine;but,nevertheless,hishandstoletohisbreast。
Hemetapersonofsicklysensibility,who,onsomeearlydisappointment,hadretiredfromtheworld,andthereafterheldnointercoursewithhisfellow-men,butbroodedsullenlyorpassionatelyovertheirrevocablepast。Thisman'sveryheart,ifRoderickmightbebelieved,hadbeenchangedintoaserpent,whichwouldfinallytormentbothhimanditselftodeath。
Observingamarriedcouple,whosedomestictroubleswerematterofnotoriety,hecondoledwithbothonhavingmutuallytakenahouseaddertotheirbosoms。Toanenviousauthor,whodepreciatedworkswhichhecouldneverequal,hesaidthathissnakewastheslimiestandfilthiestofallthereptiletribe,butwasfortunatelywithoutasting。Amanofimpurelife,andabrazenface,askingRoderickiftherewereanyserpentinhisbreast,hetoldhimthattherewas,andofthesamespeciesthatoncetorturedDonRodrigo,theGoth。Hetookafairyounggirlbythehand,andgazingsadlyintohereyes,warnedherthatshecherishedaserpentofthedeadliestkindwithinhergentlebreast;andtheworldfoundthetruthofthoseominouswords,when,afewmonthsafterwards,thepoorgirldiedofloveandshame。Twoladies,rivalsinfashionablelifewhotormentedoneanotherwithathousandlittlestingsofwomanishspite,weregiventounderstandthateachoftheirheartswasanestofdiminutivesnakes,whichdidquiteasmuchmischiefasonegreatone。
ButnothingseemedtopleaseRoderickbetterthantolayholdofapersoninfectedwithjealousy,whichherepresentedasanenormousgreenreptile,withanice-coldlengthofbody,andthesharpeststingofanysnakesaveone。
“Andwhatoneisthat?“askedaby-stander,overhearinghim。
Itwasadark-browedmanwhoputthequestion;hehadanevasiveeye,whichinthecourseofadozenyearshadlookednomortaldirectlyintheface。Therewasanambiguityaboutthisperson'scharacter,——astainuponhisreputation,——yetnonecouldtellpreciselyofwhatnature,althoughthecitygossips,maleandfemale,whisperedthemostatrocioussurmises。Untilarecentperiodhehadfollowedthesea,andwas,infact,theveryshipmasterwhomGeorgeHerkimerhadencountered,undersuchsingularcircumstances,intheGrecianArchipelago。
“Whatbosomserpenthasthesharpeststing?“repeatedthisman;
butheputthequestionasifbyareluctantnecessity,andgrewpalewhilehewasutteringit。
“Whyneedyouask?“repliedRoderick,withalookofdarkintelligence。“Lookintoyourownbreast。Hark!myserpentbestirshimself!Heacknowledgesthepresenceofamasterfiend!“
Andthen,astheby-standersafterwardsaffirmed,ahissingsoundwasheard,apparentlyinRoderickElliston'sbreast。Itwassaid,too,thatanansweringhisscamefromthevitalsoftheshipmaster,asifasnakewereactuallylurkingthereandhadbeenarousedbythecallofitsbrotherreptile。Iftherewereinfactanysuchsound,itmighthavebeencausedbyamaliciousexerciseofventriloquismonthepartofRoderick。
Thusmakinghisownactualserpent——ifaserpentthereactuallywasinhisbosom——thetypeofeachman'sfatalerror,orhoardedsin,orunquietconscience,andstrikinghisstingsounremorsefullyintothesorestspot,wemaywellimaginethatRoderickbecamethepestofthecity。Nobodycouldeludehim——nonecouldwithstandhim。Hegrappledwiththeugliesttruththathecouldlayhishandon,andcompelledhisadversarytodothesame。Strangespectacleinhumanlifewhereitistheinstinctiveeffortofoneandalltohidethosesadrealities,andleavethemundisturbedbeneathaheapofsuperficialtopicswhichconstitutethematerialsofintercoursebetweenmanandman!ItwasnottobetoleratedthatRoderickEllistonshouldbreakthroughthetacitcompactbywhichtheworldhasdoneitsbesttosecurereposewithoutrelinquishingevil。Thevictimsofhismaliciousremarks,itistrue,hadbrothersenoughtokeepthemincountenance;for,byRoderick'stheory,everymortalbosomharboredeitherabroodofsmallserpentsoroneovergrownmonsterthathaddevouredalltherest。Stillthecitycouldnotbearthisnewapostle。Itwasdemandedbynearlyall,andparticularlybythemostrespectableinhabitants,thatRoderickshouldnolongerbepermittedtoviolatethereceivedrulesofdecorumbyobtrudinghisownbosomserpenttothepublicgaze,anddraggingthoseofdecentpeoplefromtheirlurkingplaces。
Accordingly,hisrelativesinterferedandplacedhiminaprivateasylumfortheinsane。Whenthenewswasnoisedabroad,itwasobservedthatmanypersonswalkedthestreetswithfreercountenancesandcoveredtheirbreastslesscarefullywiththeirhands。
Hisconfinement,however,althoughitcontributednotalittletothepeaceofthetown,operatedunfavorablyuponRoderickhimself。Insolitudehismelancholygrewmoreblackandsullen。