[Asgivenintheoriginaledition。]
　　TheauthoroftheseTravels，Mr。LemuelGulliver，ismyancientandintimatefriend；thereislikewisesomerelationbetweenusonthemother'sside。Aboutthreeyearsago，Mr。GullivergrowingwearyoftheconcourseofcuriouspeoplecomingtohimathishouseinRedriff，madeasmallpurchaseofland，withaconvenienthouse，nearNewark，inNottinghamshire，hisnativecountry；wherehenowlivesretired，yetingoodesteemamonghisneighbours。
　　AlthoughMr。GulliverwasborninNottinghamshire，wherehisfatherdwelt，yetIhaveheardhimsayhisfamilycamefromOxfordshire；toconfirmwhich，IhaveobservedinthechurchyardatBanburyinthatcounty，severaltombsandmonumentsoftheGullivers。
　　BeforehequittedRedriff，heleftthecustodyofthefollowingpapersinmyhands，withthelibertytodisposeofthemasI
　　shouldthinkfit。Ihavecarefullyperusedthemthreetimes。
　　Thestyleisveryplainandsimple；andtheonlyfaultIfindis，thattheauthor，afterthemanneroftravellers，isalittletoocircumstantial。Thereisanairoftruthapparentthroughthewhole；andindeedtheauthorwassodistinguishedforhisveracity，thatitbecameasortofproverbamonghisneighboursatRedriff，whenanyoneaffirmedathing，tosay，itwasastrueasifMr。Gulliverhadspokenit。
　　Bytheadviceofseveralworthypersons，towhom，withtheauthor'spermission，Icommunicatedthesepapers，Inowventuretosendthemintotheworld，hopingtheymaybe，atleastforsometime，abetterentertainmenttoouryoungnoblemen，thanthecommonscribblesofpoliticsandparty。
　　Thisvolumewouldhavebeenatleasttwiceaslarge，ifIhadnotmadeboldtostrikeoutinnumerablepassagesrelatingtothewindsandtides，aswellastothevariationsandbearingsintheseveralvoyages，togetherwiththeminutedescriptionsofthemanagementoftheshipinstorms，inthestyleofsailors；
　　likewisetheaccountoflongitudesandlatitudes；whereinIhavereasontoapprehend，thatMr。Gullivermaybealittledissatisfied。ButIwasresolvedtofittheworkasmuchaspossibletothegeneralcapacityofreaders。However，ifmyownignoranceinseaaffairsshallhaveledmetocommitsomemistakes，Ialoneamanswerableforthem。Andifanytravellerhathacuriositytoseethewholeworkatlarge，asitcamefromthehandsoftheauthor，Iwillbereadytogratifyhim。
　　Asforanyfurtherparticularsrelatingtotheauthor，thereaderwillreceivesatisfactionfromthefirstpagesofthebook。
　　RICHARDSYMPSON。
　　ALETTERFROMCAPTAINGULLIVERTOHISCOUSINSYMPSON。
　　WRITTENINTHEYEAR1727。
　　Ihopeyouwillbereadytoownpublicly，wheneveryoushallbecalledtoit，thatbyyourgreatandfrequenturgencyyouprevailedonmetopublishaverylooseanduncorrectaccountofmytravels，withdirectionstohiresomeyounggentlemanofeitheruniversitytoputtheminorder，andcorrectthestyle，asmycousinDampierdid，bymyadvice，inhisbookcalled"AVoyageroundtheworld。"ButIdonotrememberIgaveyoupowertoconsentthatanythingshouldbeomitted，andmuchlessthatanythingshouldbeinserted；therefore，astothelatter，Idohererenounceeverythingofthatkind；particularlyaparagraphabouthermajestyQueenAnne，ofmostpiousandgloriousmemory；
　　althoughIdidreverenceandesteemhermorethananyofhumanspecies。Butyou，oryourinterpolator，oughttohaveconsidered，thatitwasnotmyinclination，sowasitnotdecenttopraiseanyanimalofourcompositionbeforemymasterHOUYHNHNM:Andbesides，thefactwasaltogetherfalse；fortomyknowledge，beinginEnglandduringsomepartofhermajesty'sreign，shedidgovernbyachiefminister；nayevenbytwosuccessively，thefirstwhereofwasthelordofGodolphin，andthesecondthelordofOxford；sothatyouhavemademesaythethingthatwasnot。Likewiseintheaccountoftheacademyofprojectors，andseveralpassagesofmydiscoursetomymasterHOUYHNHNM，youhaveeitheromittedsomematerialcircumstances，ormincedorchangedtheminsuchamanner，thatIdohardlyknowmyownwork。WhenIformerlyhintedtoyousomethingofthisinaletter，youwerepleasedtoanswerthatyouwereafraidofgivingoffence；thatpeopleinpowerwereverywatchfuloverthepress，andaptnotonlytointerpret，buttopunisheverythingwhichlookedlikeanINNUENDOasIthinkyoucallit。But，prayhowcouldthatwhichIspokesomanyyearsago，andataboutfivethousandleaguesdistance，inanotherreign，beappliedtoanyoftheYAHOOS，whonowaresaidtogoverntheherd；
　　especiallyatatimewhenIlittlethought，orfeared，theunhappinessoflivingunderthem？HavenotIthemostreasontocomplain，whenIseetheseveryYAHOOScarriedbyHOUYHNHNMSinavehicle，asiftheywerebrutes，andthosetherationalcreatures？Andindeedtoavoidsomonstrousanddetestableasightwasoneprincipalmotiveofmyretirementhither。
　　ThusmuchIthoughtpropertotellyouinrelationtoyourself，andtothetrustIreposedinyou。
　　Ido，inthenextplace，complainofmyowngreatwantofjudgment，inbeingprevaileduponbytheentreatiesandfalsereasoningofyouandsomeothers，verymuchagainstmyownopinion，tosuffermytravelstobepublished。PraybringtoyourmindhowoftenIdesiredyoutoconsider，whenyouinsistedonthemotiveofpublicgood，thattheYAHOOSwereaspeciesofanimalsutterlyincapableofamendmentbypreceptorexample:
　　andsoithasproved；for，insteadofseeingafullstopputtoallabusesandcorruptions，atleastinthislittleisland，asI
　　hadreasontoexpect；behold，afterabovesixmonthswarning，I
　　cannotlearnthatmybookhasproducedonesingleeffectaccordingtomyintentions。Idesiredyouwouldletmeknow，byaletter，whenpartyandfactionwereextinguished；judgeslearnedandupright；pleadershonestandmodest，withsometinctureofcommonsense，andSmithfieldblazingwithpyramidsoflawbooks；theyoungnobility'seducationentirelychanged；thephysiciansbanished；thefemaleYAHOOSaboundinginvirtue，honour，truth，andgoodsense；courtsandleveesofgreatministersthoroughlyweededandswept；wit，merit，andlearningrewarded；alldisgracersofthepressinproseandversecondemnedtoeatnothingbuttheirowncotton，andquenchtheirthirstwiththeirownink。These，andathousandotherreformations，Ifirmlycounteduponbyyourencouragement；asindeedtheywereplainlydeduciblefromthepreceptsdeliveredinmybook。Anditmustbeowned，thatsevenmonthswereasufficienttimetocorrecteveryviceandfollytowhichYAHOOS
　　aresubject，iftheirnatureshadbeencapableoftheleastdispositiontovirtueorwisdom。Yet，sofarhaveyoubeenfromansweringmyexpectationinanyofyourletters；thatonthecontraryyouareloadingourcarriereveryweekwithlibels，andkeys，andreflections，andmemoirs，andsecondparts；whereinI
　　seemyselfaccusedofreflectingupongreatstatefolk；ofdegradinghumannatureforsotheyhavestilltheconfidencetostyleit，andofabusingthefemalesex。Ifindlikewisethatthewritersofthosebundlesarenotagreedamongthemselves；forsomeofthemwillnotallowmetobetheauthorofmyowntravels；andothersmakemeauthorofbookstowhichIamwhollyastranger。
　　Ifindlikewisethatyourprinterhasbeensocarelessastoconfoundthetimes，andmistakethedates，ofmyseveralvoyagesandreturns；neitherassigningthetrueyear，northetruemonth，nordayofthemonth:andIheartheoriginalmanuscriptisalldestroyedsincethepublicationofmybook；neitherhaveIanycopyleft:however，Ihavesentyousomecorrections，whichyoumayinsert，ifeverthereshouldbeasecondedition:andyetI
　　cannotstandtothem；butshallleavethatmattertomyjudiciousandcandidreaderstoadjustitastheyplease。
　　IhearsomeofourseaYAHOOSfindfaultwithmysea-language，asnotproperinmanyparts，nornowinuse。Icannothelpit。Inmyfirstvoyages，whileIwasyoung，Iwasinstructedbytheoldestmariners，andlearnedtospeakastheydid。ButIhavesincefoundthattheseaYAHOOSareapt，likethelandones，tobecomenew-fangledintheirwords，whichthelatterchangeeveryyear；insomuch，asIrememberuponeachreturntomyowncountrytheirolddialectwassoaltered，thatIcouldhardlyunderstandthenew。AndIobserve，whenanyYAHOOcomesfromLondonoutofcuriositytovisitmeatmyhouse，weneitherofusareabletodeliverourconceptionsinamannerintelligibletotheother。
　　IfthecensureoftheYAHOOScouldanywayaffectme，Ishouldhavegreatreasontocomplain，thatsomeofthemaresoboldastothinkmybookoftravelsamerefictionoutofmineownbrain，andhavegonesofarastodrophints，thattheHOUYHNHNMSandYAHOOShavenomoreexistencethantheinhabitantsofUtopia。
　　IndeedImustconfess，thatastothepeopleofLILLIPUT，BROBDINGRAGforsothewordshouldhavebeenspelt，andnoterroneouslyBROBDINGNAG，andLAPUTA，IhaveneveryetheardofanyYAHOOsopresumptuousastodisputetheirbeing，orthefactsIhaverelatedconcerningthem；becausethetruthimmediatelystrikeseveryreaderwithconviction。AndistherelessprobabilityinmyaccountoftheHOUYHNHNMSorYAHOOS，whenitismanifestastothelatter，therearesomanythousandseveninthiscountry，whoonlydifferfromtheirbrotherbrutesinHOUYHNHNMLAND，becausetheyuseasortofjabber，anddonotgonaked？Iwrotefortheiramendment，andnottheirapprobation。
　　Theunitedpraiseofthewholeracewouldbeoflessconsequencetome，thantheneighingofthosetwodegenerateHOUYHNHNMSI
　　keepinmystable；becausefromthese，degenerateastheyare，I
　　stillimproveinsomevirtueswithoutanymixtureofvice。
　　Dothesemiserableanimalspresumetothink，thatIamsodegeneratedastodefendmyveracity？YAHOOasIam，itiswellknownthroughallHOUYHNHNMLAND，that，bytheinstructionsandexampleofmyillustriousmaster，IwasableinthecompassoftwoyearsalthoughIconfesswiththeutmostdifficultytoremovethatinfernalhabitoflying，shuffling，deceiving，andequivocating，sodeeplyrootedintheverysoulsofallmyspecies；especiallytheEuropeans。
　　Ihaveothercomplaintstomakeuponthisvexatiousoccasion；butIforbeartroublingmyselforyouanyfurther。Imustfreelyconfess，thatsincemylastreturn，somecorruptionsofmyYAHOO
　　naturehaverevivedinmebyconversingwithafewofyourspecies，andparticularlythoseofmyownfamily，byanunavoidablenecessity；elseIshouldneverhaveattemptedsoabsurdaprojectasthatofreformingtheYAHOOraceinthiskingdom:ButIhavenowdonewithallsuchvisionaryschemesforever。
　　APRIL2，1727
　　Footnotes:
　　1Astangisapoleorperch；sixteenfeetandahalf。
　　2Anactofparliamenthasbeensincepassedbywhichsomebreachesoftrusthavebeenmadecapital。
　　3Britannia-SIRW。SCOTT。
　　4London-SIRW。SCOTT。
　　5ThisistherevisedtextadoptedbyDr。Hawksworth1766。
　　Theaboveparagraphintheoriginaleditions1726takesanotherform，commencing:-"ItoldhimthatshouldIhappentoliveinakingdomwherelotswereinvogue，"&c。ThenamesTribniaandLangdonannotmentioned，andthe"closestool"anditssignificationdonotoccur。
　　6Thisparagraphisnotintheoriginaleditions。
　　7TheoriginaleditionsandHawksworth'shaveRotherhithhere，thoughearlierinthework，RedriffissaidtohavebeenGulliver'shomeinEngland。
　　EndPARTI。AVOYAGETOLILLIPUT。
　　CHAPTERI。
　　[Theauthorgivessomeaccountofhimselfandfamily。Hisfirstinducementstotravel。Heisshipwrecked，andswimsforhislife。GetssafeonshoreinthecountryofLilliput；ismadeaprisoner，andcarriedupthecountry。]
　　MyfatherhadasmallestateinNottinghamshire:Iwasthethirdoffivesons。HesentmetoEmanuelCollegeinCambridgeatfourteenyearsold，whereIresidedthreeyears，andappliedmyselfclosetomystudies；butthechargeofmaintainingme，althoughIhadaveryscantyallowance，beingtoogreatforanarrowfortune，IwasboundapprenticetoMr。JamesBates，aneminentsurgeoninLondon，withwhomIcontinuedfouryears。Myfathernowandthensendingmesmallsumsofmoney，Ilaidthemoutinlearningnavigation，andotherpartsofthemathematics，usefultothosewhointendtotravel，asIalwaysbelieveditwouldbe，sometimeorother，myfortunetodo。WhenIleftMr。
　　Bates，Iwentdowntomyfather:where，bytheassistanceofhimandmyuncleJohn，andsomeotherrelations，Igotfortypounds，andapromiseofthirtypoundsayeartomaintainmeatLeyden:
　　thereIstudiedphysictwoyearsandsevenmonths，knowingitwouldbeusefulinlongvoyages。
　　SoonaftermyreturnfromLeyden，Iwasrecommendedbymygoodmaster，Mr。Bates，tobesurgeontotheSwallow，CaptainAbrahamPannel，commander；withwhomIcontinuedthreeyearsandahalf，makingavoyageortwointotheLevant，andsomeotherparts。
　　WhenIcamebackIresolvedtosettleinLondon；towhichMr。
　　Bates，mymaster，encouragedme，andbyhimIwasrecommendedtoseveralpatients。ItookpartofasmallhouseintheOldJewry；
　　andbeingadvisedtoaltermycondition，ImarriedMrs。MaryBurton，seconddaughtertoMr。EdmundBurton，hosier，inNewgate-street，withwhomIreceivedfourhundredpoundsforaportion。
　　ButmygoodmasterBatesdyingintwoyearsafter，andIhavingfewfriends，mybusinessbegantofail；formyconsciencewouldnotsuffermetoimitatethebadpracticeoftoomanyamongmybrethren。Havingthereforeconsultedwithmywife，andsomeofmyacquaintance，Ideterminedtogoagaintosea。Iwassurgeonsuccessivelyintwoships，andmadeseveralvoyages，forsixyears，totheEastandWestIndies，bywhichIgotsomeadditiontomyfortune。MyhoursofleisureIspentinreadingthebestauthors，ancientandmodern，beingalwaysprovidedwithagoodnumberofbooks；andwhenIwasashore，inobservingthemannersanddispositionsofthepeople，aswellaslearningtheirlanguage；whereinIhadagreatfacility，bythestrengthofmymemory。
　　Thelastofthesevoyagesnotprovingveryfortunate，Igrewwearyofthesea，andintendedtostayathomewithmywifeandfamily。IremovedfromtheOldJewrytoFetterLane，andfromthencetoWapping，hopingtogetbusinessamongthesailors；butitwouldnotturntoaccount。Afterthreeyearsexpectationthatthingswouldmend，IacceptedanadvantageousofferfromCaptainWilliamPrichard，masteroftheAntelope，whowasmakingavoyagetotheSouthSea。WesetsailfromBristol，May4，1699，andourvoyagewasatfirstveryprosperous。
　　Itwouldnotbeproper，forsomereasons，totroublethereaderwiththeparticularsofouradventuresinthoseseas；letitsufficetoinformhim，thatinourpassagefromthencetotheEastIndies，weweredrivenbyaviolentstormtothenorth-westofVanDiemen'sLand。Byanobservation，wefoundourselvesinthelatitudeof30degrees2minutessouth。Twelveofourcrewweredeadbyimmoderatelabourandillfood；therestwereinaveryweakcondition。Onthe5thofNovember，whichwasthebeginningofsummerinthoseparts，theweatherbeingveryhazy，theseamenspiedarockwithinhalfacable'slengthoftheship；
　　butthewindwassostrong，thatweweredrivendirectlyuponit，andimmediatelysplit。Sixofthecrew，ofwhomIwasone，havingletdowntheboatintothesea，madeashifttogetclearoftheshipandtherock。Werowed，bymycomputation，aboutthreeleagues，tillwewereabletoworknolonger，beingalreadyspentwithlabourwhilewewereintheship。Wethereforetrustedourselvestothemercyofthewaves，andinabouthalfanhourtheboatwasoversetbyasuddenflurryfromthenorth。
　　Whatbecameofmycompanionsintheboat，aswellasofthosewhoescapedontherock，orwereleftinthevessel，Icannottell；
　　butconcludetheywerealllost。Formyownpart，Iswamasfortunedirectedme，andwaspushedforwardbywindandtide。I
　　oftenletmylegsdrop，andcouldfeelnobottom；butwhenIwasalmostgone，andabletostrugglenolonger，Ifoundmyselfwithinmydepth；andbythistimethestormwasmuchabated。Thedeclivitywassosmall，thatIwalkednearamilebeforeIgottotheshore，whichIconjecturedwasabouteighto'clockintheevening。Ithenadvancedforwardnearhalfamile，butcouldnotdiscoveranysignofhousesorinhabitants；atleastIwasinsoweakacondition，thatIdidnotobservethem。Iwasextremelytired，andwiththat，andtheheatoftheweather，andabouthalfapintofbrandythatIdrankasIlefttheship，Ifoundmyselfmuchinclinedtosleep。Ilaydownonthegrass，whichwasveryshortandsoft，whereIsleptsounderthaneverIrememberedtohavedoneinmylife，and，asIreckoned，aboutninehours；forwhenIawaked，itwasjustday-light。Iattemptedtorise，butwasnotabletostir:for，asIhappenedtolieonmyback，I
　　foundmyarmsandlegswerestronglyfastenedoneachsidetotheground；andmyhair，whichwaslongandthick，tieddowninthesamemanner。Ilikewisefeltseveralslenderligaturesacrossmybody，frommyarm-pitstomythighs。Icouldonlylookupwards；
　　thesunbegantogrowhot，andthelightoffendedmyeyes。I
　　heardaconfusednoiseaboutme；butinthepostureIlay，couldseenothingexceptthesky。InalittletimeIfeltsomethingalivemovingonmyleftleg，whichadvancinggentlyforwardovermybreast，camealmostuptomychin；when，bendingmyeyesdownwardsasmuchasIcould，Iperceivedittobeahumancreaturenotsixincheshigh，withabowandarrowinhishands，andaquiverathisback。Inthemeantime，IfeltatleastfortymoreofthesamekindasIconjecturedfollowingthefirst。Iwasintheutmostastonishment，androaredsoloud，thattheyallranbackinafright；andsomeofthem，asIwasafterwardstold，werehurtwiththefallstheygotbyleapingfrommysidesupontheground。However，theysoonreturned，andoneofthem，whoventuredsofarastogetafullsightofmyface，liftinguphishandsandeyesbywayofadmiration，criedoutinashrillbutdistinctvoice，HEKINAHDEGUL:theothersrepeatedthesamewordsseveraltimes，butthenIknewnotwhattheymeant。Ilayallthiswhile，asthereadermaybelieve，ingreatuneasiness。Atlength，strugglingtogetloose，Ihadthefortunetobreakthestrings，andwrenchoutthepegsthatfastenedmyleftarmtotheground；for，byliftingituptomyface，Idiscoveredthemethodstheyhadtakentobindme，andatthesametimewithaviolentpull，whichgavemeexcessivepain，Ialittleloosenedthestringsthattieddownmyhairontheleftside，sothatIwasjustabletoturnmyheadabouttwoinches。Butthecreaturesranoffasecondtime，beforeIcouldseizethem；whereupontherewasagreatshoutinaveryshrillaccent，andafteritceasedIheardoneofthemcryaloudTOLGO
　　PHONAC；wheninaninstantIfeltaboveahundredarrowsdischargedonmylefthand，which，prickedmelikesomanyneedles；andbesides，theyshotanotherflightintotheair，aswedobombsinEurope，whereofmany，Isuppose，fellonmybody，thoughIfeltthemnot，andsomeonmyface，whichI
　　immediatelycoveredwithmylefthand。Whenthisshowerofarrowswasover，Ifellagroaningwithgriefandpain；andthenstrivingagaintogetloose，theydischargedanothervolleylargerthanthefirst，andsomeofthemattemptedwithspearstostickmeinthesides；butbygoodluckIhadonabuffjerkin，whichtheycouldnotpierce。Ithoughtitthemostprudentmethodtoliestill，andmydesignwastocontinuesotillnight，when，mylefthandbeingalreadyloose，Icouldeasilyfreemyself:andasfortheinhabitants，IhadreasontobelieveI
　　mightbeamatchforthegreatestarmytheycouldbringagainstme，iftheywereallofthesamesizewithhimthatIsaw。Butfortunedisposedotherwiseofme。WhenthepeopleobservedIwasquiet，theydischargednomorearrows；but，bythenoiseIheard，Iknewtheirnumbersincreased；andaboutfouryardsfromme，overagainstmyrightear，Iheardaknockingforaboveanhour，likethatofpeopleatwork；whenturningmyheadthatway，aswellasthepegsandstringswouldpermitme，Isawastageerectedaboutafootandahalffromtheground，capableofholdingfouroftheinhabitants，withtwoorthreeladderstomountit:fromwhenceoneofthem，whoseemedtobeapersonofquality，mademealongspeech，whereofIunderstoodnotonesyllable。ButIshouldhavementioned，thatbeforetheprincipalpersonbeganhisoration，hecriedoutthreetimes，LANGRODEHUL
　　SANthesewordsandtheformerwereafterwardsrepeatedandexplainedtome；whereupon，immediately，aboutfiftyoftheinhabitantscameandcutthestringsthatfastenedtheleftsideofmyhead，whichgavemethelibertyofturningittotheright，andofobservingthepersonandgestureofhimthatwastospeak。
　　Heappearedtobeofamiddleage，andtallerthananyoftheotherthreewhoattendedhim，whereofonewasapagethathelduphistrain，andseemedtobesomewhatlongerthanmymiddlefinger；theothertwostoodoneoneachsidetosupporthim。Heactedeverypartofanorator，andIcouldobservemanyperiodsofthreatenings，andothersofpromises，pity，andkindness。I
　　answeredinafewwords，butinthemostsubmissivemanner，liftingupmylefthand，andbothmyeyestothesun，ascallinghimforawitness；andbeingalmostfamishedwithhunger，havingnoteatenamorselforsomehoursbeforeIlefttheship，Ifoundthedemandsofnaturesostronguponme，thatIcouldnotforbearshowingmyimpatienceperhapsagainstthestrictrulesofdecencybyputtingmyfingerfrequentlytomymouth，tosignifythatIwantedfood。TheHURGOforsotheycallagreatlord，asIafterwardslearntunderstoodmeverywell。Hedescendedfromthestage，andcommandedthatseveralladdersshouldbeappliedtomysides，onwhichaboveahundredoftheinhabitantsmountedandwalkedtowardsmymouth，ladenwithbasketsfullofmeat，whichhadbeenprovidedandsentthitherbytheking'sorders，uponthefirstintelligencehereceivedofme。Iobservedtherewasthefleshofseveralanimals，butcouldnotdistinguishthembythetaste。Therewereshoulders，legs，andloins，shapedlikethoseofmutton，andverywelldressed，butsmallerthanthewingsofalark。Iatethembytwoorthreeatamouthful，andtookthreeloavesatatime，aboutthebignessofmusketbullets。
　　Theysuppliedmeasfastastheycould，showingathousandmarksofwonderandastonishmentatmybulkandappetite。Ithenmadeanothersign，thatIwanteddrink。Theyfoundbymyeatingthatasmallquantitywouldnotsufficeme；andbeingamostingeniouspeople，theyslungup，withgreatdexterity，oneoftheirlargesthogsheads，thenrolledittowardsmyhand，andbeatoutthetop；
　　Idrankitoffatadraught，whichImightwelldo，foritdidnotholdhalfapint，andtastedlikeasmallwineofBurgundy，butmuchmoredelicious。Theybroughtmeasecondhogshead，whichIdrankinthesamemanner，andmadesignsformore；buttheyhadnonetogiveme。WhenIhadperformedthesewonders，theyshoutedforjoy，anddanceduponmybreast，repeatingseveraltimesastheydidatfirst，HEKINAHDEGUL。TheymademeasignthatIshouldthrowdownthetwohogsheads，butfirstwarningthepeoplebelowtostandoutoftheway，cryingaloud，BORACHMEVOLAH；andwhentheysawthevesselsintheair，therewasauniversalshoutofHEKINAHDEGUL。IconfessIwasoftentempted，whiletheywerepassingbackwardsandforwardsonmybody，toseizefortyorfiftyofthefirstthatcameinmyreach，anddashthemagainsttheground。ButtheremembranceofwhatI
　　hadfelt，whichprobablymightnotbetheworsttheycoulddo，andthepromiseofhonourImadethem——forsoIinterpretedmysubmissivebehaviour——soondroveouttheseimaginations。
　　Besides，Inowconsideredmyselfasboundbythelawsofhospitality，toapeoplewhohadtreatedmewithsomuchexpenseandmagnificence。However，inmythoughtsIcouldnotsufficientlywonderattheintrepidityofthesediminutivemortals，whodurstventuretomountandwalkuponmybody，whileoneofmyhandswasatliberty，withouttremblingattheverysightofsoprodigiousacreatureasImustappeartothem。
　　Aftersometime，whentheyobservedthatImadenomoredemandsformeat，thereappearedbeforemeapersonofhighrankfromhisimperialmajesty。Hisexcellency，havingmountedonthesmallofmyrightleg，advancedforwardsuptomyface，withaboutadozenofhisretinue；andproducinghiscredentialsunderthesignetroyal，whichheappliedclosetomyeyes，spokeabouttenminuteswithoutanysignsofanger，butwithakindofdeterminateresolution，oftenpointingforwards，which，asIafterwardsfound，wastowardsthecapitalcity，abouthalfamiledistant；
　　whitheritwasagreedbyhismajestyincouncilthatImustbeconveyed。Iansweredinfewwords，buttonopurpose，andmadeasignwithmyhandthatwasloose，puttingittotheotherbutoverhisexcellency'sheadforfearofhurtinghimorhistrain
　　andthentomyownheadandbody，tosignifythatIdesiredmyliberty。Itappearedthatheunderstoodmewellenough，forheshookhisheadbywayofdisapprobation，andheldhishandinaposturetoshowthatImustbecarriedasaprisoner。However，hemadeothersignstoletmeunderstandthatIshouldhavemeatanddrinkenough，andverygoodtreatment。WhereuponIoncemorethoughtofattemptingtobreakmybonds；butagain，whenIfeltthesmartoftheirarrowsuponmyfaceandhands，whichwereallinblisters，andmanyofthedartsstillstickinginthem，andobservinglikewisethatthenumberofmyenemiesincreased，I
　　gavetokenstoletthemknowthattheymightdowithmewhattheypleased。Uponthis，theHURGOandhistrainwithdrew，withmuchcivilityandcheerfulcountenances。SoonafterIheardageneralshout，withfrequentrepetitionsofthewordsPEPLOMSELAN；andI
　　feltgreatnumbersofpeopleonmyleftsiderelaxingthecordstosuchadegree，thatIwasabletoturnuponmyright，andtoeasemyselfwithmakingwater；whichIveryplentifullydid，tothegreatastonishmentofthepeople；who，conjecturingbymymotionwhatIwasgoingtodo，immediatelyopenedtotherightandleftonthatside，toavoidthetorrent，whichfellwithsuchnoiseandviolencefromme。Butbeforethis，theyhaddaubedmyfaceandbothmyhandswithasortofointment，verypleasanttothesmell，which，inafewminutes，removedallthesmartoftheirarrows。Thesecircumstances，addedtotherefreshmentI
　　hadreceivedbytheirvictualsanddrink，whichwereverynourishing，disposedmetosleep。Isleptabouteighthours，asIwasafterwardsassured；anditwasnowonder，forthephysicians，bytheemperor'sorder，hadmingledasleepypotioninthehogsheadsofwine。
　　Itseems，thatuponthefirstmomentIwasdiscoveredsleepingontheground，aftermylanding，theemperorhadearlynoticeofitbyanexpress；anddeterminedincouncil，thatIshouldbetiedinthemannerIhaverelated，whichwasdoneinthenightwhileIslept；thatplentyofmeatanddrinkshouldbesenttome，andamachinepreparedtocarrymetothecapitalcity。
　　Thisresolutionperhapsmayappearveryboldanddangerous，andI
　　amconfidentwouldnotbeimitatedbyanyprinceinEuropeonthelikeoccasion。However，inmyopinion，itwasextremelyprudent，aswellasgenerous:for，supposingthesepeoplehadendeavouredtokillmewiththeirspearsandarrows，whileIwasasleep，I
　　shouldcertainlyhaveawakedwiththefirstsenseofsmart，whichmightsofarhaverousedmyrageandstrength，astohaveenabledmetobreakthestringswherewithIwastied；afterwhich，astheywerenotabletomakeresistance，sotheycouldexpectnomercy。
　　Thesepeoplearemostexcellentmathematicians，andarrivedtoagreatperfectioninmechanics，bythecountenanceandencouragementoftheemperor，whoisarenownedpatronoflearning。Thisprincehasseveralmachinesfixedonwheels，forthecarriageoftreesandothergreatweights。Heoftenbuildshislargestmenofwar，whereofsomeareninefeetlong，inthewoodswherethetimbergrows，andhasthemcarriedontheseenginesthreeorfourhundredyardstothesea。Fivehundredcarpentersandengineerswereimmediatelysetatworktopreparethegreatestenginetheyhad。Itwasaframeofwoodraisedthreeinchesfromtheground，aboutsevenfeetlong，andfourwide，movingupontwenty-twowheels。TheshoutIheardwasuponthearrivalofthisengine，which，itseems，setoutinfourhoursaftermylanding。Itwasbroughtparalleltome，asIlay。Buttheprincipaldifficultywastoraiseandplacemeinthisvehicle。Eightypoles，eachofonefoothigh，wereerectedforthispurpose，andverystrongcords，ofthebignessofpackthread，werefastenedbyhookstomanybandages，whichtheworkmenhadgirtroundmyneck，myhands，mybody，andmylegs。
　　Ninehundredofthestrongestmenwereemployedtodrawupthesecords，bymanypulleysfastenedonthepoles；andthus，inlessthanthreehours，Iwasraisedandslungintotheengine，andtheretiedfast。AllthisIwastold；for，whiletheoperationwasperforming，Ilayinaprofoundsleep，bytheforceofthatsoporiferousmedicineinfusedintomyliquor。Fifteenhundredoftheemperor'slargesthorses，eachaboutfourinchesandahalfhigh，wereemployedtodrawmetowardsthemetropolis，which，asIsaid，washalfamiledistant。
　　Aboutfourhoursafterwebeganourjourney，Iawakedbyaveryridiculousaccident；forthecarriagebeingstoppedawhile，toadjustsomethingthatwasoutoforder，twoorthreeoftheyoungnativeshadthecuriositytoseehowIlookedwhenIwasasleep；
　　theyclimbedupintotheengine，andadvancingverysoftlytomyface，oneofthem，anofficerintheguards，putthesharpendofhishalf-pikeagoodwayupintomyleftnostril，whichtickledmynoselikeastraw，andmademesneezeviolently；whereupontheystoleoffunperceived，anditwasthreeweeksbeforeIknewthecauseofmywakingsosuddenly。Wemadealongmarchtheremainingpartoftheday，and，restedatnightwithfivehundredguardsoneachsideofme，halfwithtorches，andhalfwithbowsandarrows，readytoshootmeifIshouldoffertostir。Thenextmorningatsunrisewecontinuedourmarch，andarrivedwithintwohundredyardsofthecitygatesaboutnoon。Theemperor，andallhiscourt，cameouttomeetus；buthisgreatofficerswouldbynomeanssufferhismajestytoendangerhispersonbymountingonmybody。
　　Attheplacewherethecarriagestoppedtherestoodanancienttemple，esteemedtobethelargestinthewholekingdom；which，havingbeenpollutedsomeyearsbeforebyanunnaturalmurder，was，accordingtothezealofthosepeople，lookeduponasprofane，andthereforehadbeenappliedtocommonuse，andalltheornamentsandfurniturecarriedaway。InthisedificeitwasdeterminedIshouldlodge。Thegreatgatefrontingtothenorthwasaboutfourfeethigh，andalmosttwofeetwide，throughwhichIcouldeasilycreep。Oneachsideofthegatewasasmallwindow，notabovesixinchesfromtheground:intothatontheleftside，theking'ssmithconveyedfour-scoreandelevenchains，likethosethathangtoalady'swatchinEurope，andalmostaslarge，whichwerelockedtomyleftlegwithsix-and-thirtypadlocks。Overagainstthistemple，ontheothersideofthegreathighway，attwentyfeetdistance，therewasaturretatleastfivefeethigh。Heretheemperorascended，withmanyprincipallordsofhiscourt，tohaveanopportunityofviewingme，asIwastold，forIcouldnotseethem。Itwasreckonedthataboveahundredthousandinhabitantscameoutofthetownuponthesameerrand；and，inspiteofmyguards，I
　　believetherecouldnotbefewerthantenthousandatseveraltimes，whomountedmybodybythehelpofladders。Butaproclamationwassoonissued，toforbidituponpainofdeath。
　　Whentheworkmenfounditwasimpossibleformetobreakloose，theycutallthestringsthatboundme；whereuponIroseup，withasmelancholyadispositionaseverIhadinmylife。Butthenoiseandastonishmentofthepeople，atseeingmeriseandwalk，arenottobeexpressed。Thechainsthatheldmyleftlegwereabouttwoyardslong，andgavemenotonlythelibertyofwalkingbackwardsandforwardsinasemicircle，but，beingfixedwithinfourinchesofthegate，allowedmetocreepin，andlieatmyfulllengthinthetemple。
　　CHAPTERII。
　　[TheemperorofLilliput，attendedbyseveralofthenobility，comestoseetheauthorinhisconfinement。Theemperor'spersonandhabitdescribed。Learnedmenappointedtoteachtheauthortheirlanguage。Hegainsfavourbyhismilddisposition。Hispocketsaresearched，andhisswordandpistolstakenfromhim。]
　　WhenIfoundmyselfonmyfeet，Ilookedaboutme，andmustconfessIneverbeheldamoreentertainingprospect。Thecountryaroundappearedlikeacontinuedgarden，andtheenclosedfields，whichweregenerallyfortyfeetsquare，resembledsomanybedsofflowers。Thesefieldswereintermingledwithwoodsofhalfastang，1andthetallesttrees，asIcouldjudge，appearedtobesevenfeethigh。Iviewedthetownonmylefthand，whichlookedlikethepaintedsceneofacityinatheatre。
　　Ihadbeenforsomehoursextremelypressedbythenecessitiesofnature；whichwasnowonder，itbeingalmosttwodayssinceIhadlastdisburdenedmyself。Iwasundergreatdifficultiesbetweenurgencyandshame。ThebestexpedientIcouldthinkof，wastocreepintomyhouse，whichIaccordinglydid；andshuttingthegateafterme，Iwentasfarasthelengthofmychainwouldsuffer，anddischargedmybodyofthatuneasyload。ButthiswastheonlytimeIwaseverguiltyofsouncleanlyanaction；forwhichIcannotbuthopethecandidreaderwillgivesomeallowance，afterhehasmaturelyandimpartiallyconsideredmycase，andthedistressIwasin。Fromthistimemyconstantpracticewas，assoonasIrose，toperformthatbusinessinopenair，atthefullextentofmychain；andduecarewastakeneverymorningbeforecompanycame，thattheoffensivemattershouldbecarriedoffinwheel-barrows，bytwoservantsappointedforthatpurpose。Iwouldnothavedweltsolonguponacircumstancethat，perhaps，atfirstsight，mayappearnotverymomentous，ifIhadnotthoughtitnecessarytojustifymycharacter，inpointofcleanliness，totheworld；which，Iamtold，someofmymalignershavebeenpleased，uponthisandotheroccasions，tocallinquestion。
　　Whenthisadventurewasatanend，Icamebackoutofmyhouse，havingoccasionforfreshair。Theemperorwasalreadydescendedfromthetower，andadvancingonhorse-backtowardsme，whichhadliketohavecosthimdear；forthebeast，thoughverywelltrained，yetwhollyunusedtosuchasight，whichappearedasifamountainmovedbeforehim，reareduponitshinderfeet:butthatprince，whoisanexcellenthorseman，kepthisseat，tillhisattendantsranin，andheldthebridle，whilehismajestyhadtimetodismount。Whenhealighted，hesurveyedmeroundwithgreatadmiration；butkeptbeyondthelengthofmychain。Heorderedhiscooksandbutlers，whowerealreadyprepared，togivemevictualsanddrink，whichtheypushedforwardinasortofvehiclesuponwheels，tillIcouldreachthem。Itookthesevehiclesandsoonemptiedthemall；twentyofthemwerefilledwithmeat，andtenwithliquor；eachoftheformeraffordedmetwoorthreegoodmouthfuls；andIemptiedtheliquoroftenvessels，whichwascontainedinearthenvials，intoonevehicle，drinkingitoffatadraught；andsoIdidwiththerest。Theempress，andyoungprincesofthebloodofbothsexes，attendedbymanyladies，satatsomedistanceintheirchairs；butupontheaccidentthathappenedtotheemperor'shorse，theyalighted，andcamenearhisperson，whichIamnowgoingtodescribe。Heistallerbyalmostthebreadthofmynail，thananyofhiscourt；whichaloneisenoughtostrikeanaweintothebeholders。
　　Hisfeaturesarestrongandmasculine，withanAustrianlipandarchednose，hiscomplexionolive，hiscountenanceerect，hisbodyandlimbswellproportioned，allhismotionsgraceful，andhisdeportmentmajestic。Hewasthenpasthisprime，beingtwenty-eightyearsandthreequartersold，ofwhichhehadreignedaboutseveningreatfelicity，andgenerallyvictorious。
　　Forthebetterconvenienceofbeholdinghim，Ilayonmyside，sothatmyfacewasparalleltohis，andhestoodbutthreeyardsoff:however，Ihavehadhimsincemanytimesinmyhand，andthereforecannotbedeceivedinthedescription。Hisdresswasveryplainandsimple，andthefashionofitbetweentheAsiaticandtheEuropean；buthehadonhisheadalighthelmetofgold，adornedwithjewels，andaplumeonthecrest。Heheldhissworddrawninhishandtodefendhimself，ifIshouldhappentobreakloose；itwasalmostthreeincheslong；thehiltandscabbardweregoldenrichedwithdiamonds。Hisvoicewasshrill，butveryclearandarticulate；andIcoulddistinctlyhearitwhenIstoodup。Theladiesandcourtierswereallmostmagnificentlyclad；
　　sothatthespottheystooduponseemedtoresembleapetticoatspreadupontheground，embroideredwithfiguresofgoldandsilver。Hisimperialmajestyspokeoftentome，andIreturnedanswers:butneitherofuscouldunderstandasyllable。TherewereseveralofhispriestsandlawyerspresentasIconjecturedbytheirhabits，whowerecommandedtoaddressthemselvestome；
　　andIspoketotheminasmanylanguagesasIhadtheleastsmatteringof，whichwereHighandLowDutch，Latin，French，Spanish，Italian，andLinguaFranca，butalltonopurpose。
　　Afterabouttwohoursthecourtretired，andIwasleftwithastrongguard，topreventtheimpertinence，andprobablythemaliceoftherabble，whowereveryimpatienttocrowdaboutmeasnearastheydurst；andsomeofthemhadtheimpudencetoshoottheirarrowsatme，asIsatonthegroundbythedoorofmyhouse，whereofoneverynarrowlymissedmylefteye。Butthecolonelorderedsixoftheringleaderstobeseized，andthoughtnopunishmentsoproperastodeliverthemboundintomyhands；
　　whichsomeofhissoldiersaccordinglydid，pushingthemforwardwiththebutt-endsoftheirpikesintomyreach。Itookthemallinmyrighthand，putfiveofthemintomycoat-pocket；andastothesixth，ImadeacountenanceasifIwouldeathimalive。Thepoormansqualledterribly，andthecolonelandhisofficerswereinmuchpain，especiallywhentheysawmetakeoutmypenknife:
　　butIsoonputthemoutoffear；for，lookingmildly，andimmediatelycuttingthestringshewasboundwith，Isethimgentlyontheground，andawayheran。Itreatedtherestinthesamemanner，takingthemonebyoneoutofmypocket；andI
　　observedboththesoldiersandpeoplewerehighlydelightedatthismarkofmyclemency，whichwasrepresentedverymuchtomyadvantageatcourt。
　　TowardsnightIgotwithsomedifficultyintomyhouse，whereI
　　layontheground，andcontinuedtodosoaboutafortnight；
　　duringwhichtime，theemperorgaveorderstohaveabedpreparedforme。Sixhundredbedsofthecommonmeasurewerebroughtincarriages，andworkedupinmyhouse；ahundredandfiftyoftheirbeds，sewntogether，madeupthebreadthandlength；andthesewerefourdouble:which，however，keptmebutveryindifferentlyfromthehardnessofthefloor，thatwasofsmoothstone。Bythesamecomputation，theyprovidedmewithsheets，blankets，andcoverlets，tolerableenoughforonewhohadbeensolonginuredtohardships。
　　Asthenewsofmyarrivalspreadthroughthekingdom，itbroughtprodigiousnumbersofrich，idle，andcuriouspeopletoseeme；
　　sothatthevillageswerealmostemptied；andgreatneglectoftillageandhouseholdaffairsmusthaveensued，ifhisimperialmajestyhadnotprovided，byseveralproclamationsandordersofstate，againstthisinconveniency。Hedirectedthatthosewhohadalreadybeheldmeshouldreturnhome，andnotpresumetocomewithinfiftyyardsofmyhouse，withoutlicensefromthecourt；
　　wherebythesecretariesofstategotconsiderablefees。
　　Inthemeantimetheemperorheldfrequentcouncils，todebatewhatcourseshouldbetakenwithme；andIwasafterwardsassuredbyaparticularfriend，apersonofgreatquality，whowasasmuchinthesecretasany，thatthecourtwasundermanydifficultiesconcerningme。Theyapprehendedmybreakingloose；
　　thatmydietwouldbeveryexpensive，andmightcauseafamine。
　　Sometimestheydeterminedtostarveme；oratleasttoshootmeinthefaceandhandswithpoisonedarrows，whichwouldsoondespatchme；butagaintheyconsidered，thatthestenchofsolargeacarcassmightproduceaplagueinthemetropolis，andprobablyspreadthroughthewholekingdom。Inthemidstoftheseconsultations，severalofficersofthearmywenttothedoorofthegreatcouncil-chamber，andtwoofthembeingadmitted，gaveanaccountofmybehaviourtothesixcriminalsabove-mentioned；
　　whichmadesofavourableanimpressioninthebreastofhismajestyandthewholeboard，inmybehalf，thatanimperialcommissionwasissuedout，obligingallthevillages，ninehundredyardsroundthecity，todeliverineverymorningsixbeeves，fortysheep，andothervictualsformysustenance；
　　togetherwithaproportionablequantityofbread，andwine，andotherliquors；fortheduepaymentofwhich，hismajestygaveassignmentsuponhistreasury:——forthisprinceliveschieflyuponhisowndemesnes；seldom，exceptupongreatoccasions，raisinganysubsidiesuponhissubjects，whoareboundtoattendhiminhiswarsattheirownexpense。Anestablishmentwasalsomadeofsixhundredpersonstobemydomestics，whohadboard-wagesallowedfortheirmaintenance，andtentsbuiltforthemveryconvenientlyoneachsideofmydoor。Itwaslikewiseordered，thatthreehundredtailorsshouldmakemeasuitofclothes，afterthefashionofthecountry；thatsixofhismajesty'sgreatestscholarsshouldbeemployedtoinstructmeintheirlanguage；andlastly，thattheemperor'shorses，andthoseofthenobilityandtroopsofguards，shouldbefrequentlyexercisedinmysight，toaccustomthemselvestome。Alltheseordersweredulyputinexecution；andinaboutthreeweeksI
　　madeagreatprogressinlearningtheirlanguage；duringwhichtimetheemperorfrequentlyhonouredmewithhisvisits，andwaspleasedtoassistmymastersinteachingme。Webeganalreadytoconversetogetherinsomesort；andthefirstwordsIlearnt，weretoexpressmydesire"thathewouldpleasegivememyliberty；"whichIeverydayrepeatedonmyknees。Hisanswer，asIcouldcomprehendit，was，"thatthismustbeaworkoftime，nottobethoughtonwithouttheadviceofhiscouncil，andthatfirstImustLUMOSKELMINPESSODESMARLONEMPOSO；"thatis，swearapeacewithhimandhiskingdom。However，thatIshouldbeusedwithallkindness。Andheadvisedmeto"acquire，bymypatienceanddiscreetbehaviour，thegoodopinionofhimselfandhissubjects。"Hedesired"Iwouldnottakeitill，ifhegaveorderstocertainproperofficerstosearchme；forprobablyI
　　mightcarryaboutmeseveralweapons，whichmustneedsbedangerousthings，iftheyansweredthebulkofsoprodigiousaperson。"Isaid，"Hismajestyshouldbesatisfied；forIwasreadytostripmyself，andturnupmypocketsbeforehim。"ThisIdeliveredpartinwords，andpartinsigns。Hereplied，"that，bythelawsofthekingdom，Imustbesearchedbytwoofhisofficers；thatheknewthiscouldnotbedonewithoutmyconsentandassistance；andhehadsogoodanopinionofmygenerosityandjustice，astotrusttheirpersonsinmyhands；thatwhatevertheytookfromme，shouldbereturnedwhenIleftthecountry，orpaidforattheratewhichIwouldsetuponthem。"Itookupthetwoofficersinmyhands，putthemfirstintomycoat-pockets，andthenintoeveryotherpocketaboutme，exceptmytwofobs，andanothersecretpocket，whichIhadnomindshouldbesearched，whereinIhadsomelittlenecessariesthatwereofnoconsequencetoanybutmyself。Inoneofmyfobstherewasasilverwatch，andintheotherasmallquantityofgoldinapurse。Thesegentlemen，havingpen，ink，andpaper，aboutthem，madeanexactinventoryofeverythingtheysaw；andwhentheyhaddone，desiredIwouldsetthemdown，thattheymightdeliverittotheemperor。ThisinventoryIafterwardstranslatedintoEnglish，andis，wordforword，asfollows:
　　"IMPRIMIS，Intherightcoat-pocketofthegreatman-mountain"
　　forsoIinterpretthewordsQUINBUSFLESTRIN，"afterthestrictestsearch，wefoundonlyonegreatpieceofcoarse-cloth，largeenoughtobeafoot-clothforyourmajesty'schiefroomofstate。Intheleftpocketwesawahugesilverchest，withacoverofthesamemetal，whichwe，thesearchers，werenotabletolift。Wedesireditshouldbeopened，andoneofussteppingintoit，foundhimselfuptothemidleginasortofdust，somepartwhereofflyinguptoourfacessetusbothasneezingforseveraltimestogether。Inhisrightwaistcoat-pocketwefoundaprodigiousbundleofwhitethinsubstances，foldedoneoveranother，aboutthebignessofthreemen，tiedwithastrongcable，andmarkedwithblackfigures；whichwehumblyconceivetobewritings，everyletteralmosthalfaslargeasthepalmofourhands。Inthelefttherewasasortofengine，fromthebackofwhichwereextendedtwentylongpoles，resemblingthepallisadosbeforeyourmajesty'scourt:wherewithweconjecturetheman-mountaincombshishead；forwedidnotalwaystroublehimwithquestions，becausewefounditagreatdifficultytomakehimunderstandus。Inthelargepocket，ontherightsideofhismiddlecover"soItranslatethewordRANFULO，bywhichtheymeantmybreeches，"wesawahollowpillarofiron，aboutthelengthofaman，fastenedtoastrongpieceoftimberlargerthanthepillar；andupononesideofthepillar，werehugepiecesofironstickingout，cutintostrangefigures，whichweknownotwhattomakeof。Intheleftpocket，anotherengineofthesamekind。Inthesmallerpocketontherightside，wereseveralroundflatpiecesofwhiteandredmetal，ofdifferentbulk；someofthewhite，whichseemedtobesilver，weresolargeandheavy，thatmycomradeandIcouldhardlyliftthem。Intheleftpocketweretwoblackpillarsirregularlyshaped:wecouldnot，withoutdifficulty，reachthetopofthem，aswestoodatthebottomofhispocket。Oneofthemwascovered，andseemedallofapiece:
　　butattheupperendoftheotherthereappearedawhiteroundsubstance，abouttwicethebignessofourheads。Withineachofthesewasenclosedaprodigiousplateofsteel；which，byourorders，weobligedhimtoshowus，becauseweapprehendedtheymightbedangerousengines。Hetookthemoutoftheircases，andtoldus，thatinhisowncountryhispracticewastoshavehisbeardwithoneofthese，andcuthismeatwiththeother。Thereweretwopocketswhichwecouldnotenter:thesehecalledhisfobs；theyweretwolargeslitscutintothetopofhismiddlecover，butsqueezedclosebythepressureofhisbelly。Outoftherightfobhungagreatsilverchain，withawonderfulkindofengineatthebottom。Wedirectedhimtodrawoutwhateverwasattheendofthatchain；whichappearedtobeaglobe，halfsilver，andhalfofsometransparentmetal；for，onthetransparentside，wesawcertainstrangefigurescircularlydrawn，andthoughwecouldtouchthem，tillwefoundourfingersstoppedbythelucidsubstance。Heputthisengineintoourears，whichmadeanincessantnoise，likethatofawater-mill:
　　andweconjectureitiseithersomeunknownanimal，orthegodthatheworships；butwearemoreinclinedtothelatteropinion，becauseheassuredus，ifweunderstoodhimright，forheexpressedhimselfveryimperfectlythatheseldomdidanythingwithoutconsultingit。Hecalledithisoracle，andsaid，itpointedoutthetimeforeveryactionofhislife。Fromtheleftfobhetookoutanetalmostlargeenoughforafisherman，butcontrivedtoopenandshutlikeapurse，andservedhimforthesameuse:wefoundthereinseveralmassypiecesofyellowmetal，which，iftheyberealgold，mustbeofimmensevalue。
　　"Havingthus，inobediencetoyourmajesty'scommands，diligentlysearchedallhispockets，weobservedagirdleabouthiswaistmadeofthehideofsomeprodigiousanimal，fromwhich，ontheleftside，hungaswordofthelengthoffivemen；andontheright，abagorpouchdividedintotwocells，eachcellcapableofholdingthreeofyourmajesty'ssubjects。Inoneofthesecellswereseveralglobes，orballs，ofamostponderousmetal，aboutthebignessofourheads，andrequiringastronghandtoliftthem:theothercellcontainedaheapofcertainblackgrains，butofnogreatbulkorweight，forwecouldholdabovefiftyoftheminthepalmsofourhands。
　　"Thisisanexactinventoryofwhatwefoundaboutthebodyoftheman-mountain，whouseduswithgreatcivility，andduerespecttoyourmajesty'scommission。Signedandsealedonthefourthdayoftheeighty-ninthmoonofyourmajesty'sauspiciousreign。
　　CLEFRINFRELOCK，MARSIFRELOCK。"
　　Whenthisinventorywasreadovertotheemperor，hedirectedme，althoughinverygentleterms，todeliveruptheseveralparticulars。Hefirstcalledformyscimitar，whichItookout，scabbardandall。Inthemeantimeheorderedthreethousandofhischoicesttroopswhothenattendedhimtosurroundmeatadistance，withtheirbowsandarrowsjustreadytodischarge；butIdidnotobserveit，formineeyeswerewhollyfixeduponhismajesty。Hethendesiredmetodrawmyscimitar，which，althoughithadgotsomerustbytheseawater，was，inmostparts，exceedingbright。Ididso，andimmediatelyallthetroopsgaveashoutbetweenterrorandsurprise；forthesunshoneclear，andthereflectiondazzledtheireyes，asIwavedthescimitartoandfroinmyhand。Hismajesty，whoisamostmagnanimousprince，waslessdauntedthanIcouldexpect:heorderedmetoreturnitintothescabbard，andcastitonthegroundasgentlyasI
　　could，aboutsixfeetfromtheendofmychain。Thenextthinghedemandedwasoneofthehollowironpillars；bywhichhemeantmypocketpistols。Idrewitout，andathisdesire，aswellasIcould，expressedtohimtheuseofit；andchargingitonlywithpowder，which，bytheclosenessofmypouch，happenedtoescapewettingintheseaaninconvenienceagainstwhichallprudentmarinerstakespecialcaretoprovide，Ifirstcautionedtheemperornottobeafraid，andthenIletitoffintheair。
　　Theastonishmentherewasmuchgreaterthanatthesightofmyscimitar。Hundredsfelldownasiftheyhadbeenstruckdead；
　　andeventheemperor，althoughhestoodhisground，couldnotrecoverhimselfforsometime。IdeliveredupbothmypistolsinthesamemannerasIhaddonemyscimitar，andthenmypouchofpowderandbullets；begginghimthattheformermightbekeptfromfire，foritwouldkindlewiththesmallestspark，andblowuphisimperialpalaceintotheair。Ilikewisedeliveredupmywatch，whichtheemperorwasverycurioustosee，andcommandedtwoofhistallestyeomenoftheguardstobearitonapoleupontheirshoulders，asdraymeninEnglanddoabarrelofale。Hewasamazedatthecontinualnoiseitmade，andthemotionoftheminute-hand，whichhecouldeasilydiscern；fortheirsightismuchmoreacutethanours:heaskedtheopinionsofhislearnedmenaboutit，whichwerevariousandremote，asthereadermaywellimaginewithoutmyrepeating；althoughindeedIcouldnotveryperfectlyunderstandthem。Ithengaveupmysilverandcoppermoney，mypurse，withninelargepiecesofgold，andsomesmallerones；myknifeandrazor，mycombandsilversnuff-box，myhandkerchiefandjournal-book。Myscimitar，pistols，andpouch，wereconveyedincarriagestohismajesty'sstores；buttherestofmygoodswerereturnedme。
　　IhadasIbeforeobserved，oneprivatepocket，whichescapedtheirsearch，whereintherewasapairofspectacleswhichI
　　sometimesusefortheweaknessofmineeyes，apocketperspective，andsomeotherlittleconveniences；which，beingofnoconsequencetotheemperor，Ididnotthinkmyselfboundinhonourtodiscover，andIapprehendedtheymightbelostorspoiledifIventuredthemoutofmypossession。
　　CHAPTERIII。
　　[Theauthordivertstheemperor，andhisnobilityofbothsexes，inaveryuncommonmanner。ThediversionsofthecourtofLilliputdescribed。Theauthorhashislibertygrantedhimuponcertainconditions。]
　　Mygentlenessandgoodbehaviourhadgainedsofarontheemperorandhiscourt，andindeeduponthearmyandpeopleingeneral，thatIbegantoconceivehopesofgettingmylibertyinashorttime。Itookallpossiblemethodstocultivatethisfavourabledisposition。Thenativescame，bydegrees，tobelessapprehensiveofanydangerfromme。Iwouldsometimesliedown，andletfiveorsixofthemdanceonmyhand；andatlasttheboysandgirlswouldventuretocomeandplayathide-and-seekinmyhair。Ihadnowmadeagoodprogressinunderstandingandspeakingthelanguage。Theemperorhadamindonedaytoentertainmewithseveralofthecountryshows，whereintheyexceedallnationsIhaveknown，bothfordexterityandmagnificence。Iwasdivertedwithnonesomuchasthatoftherope-dancers，performeduponaslenderwhitethread，extendedabouttwofeet，andtwelveinchesfromtheground。UponwhichI
　　shalldesireliberty，withthereader'spatience，toenlargealittle。
　　Thisdiversionisonlypractisedbythosepersonswhoarecandidatesforgreatemployments，andhighfavouratcourt。Theyaretrainedinthisartfromtheiryouth，andarenotalwaysofnoblebirth，orliberaleducation。Whenagreatofficeisvacant，eitherbydeathordisgracewhichoftenhappens，fiveorsixofthosecandidatespetitiontheemperortoentertainhismajestyandthecourtwithadanceontherope；andwhoeverjumpsthehighest，withoutfalling，succeedsintheoffice。Veryoftenthechiefministersthemselvesarecommandedtoshowtheirskill，andtoconvincetheemperorthattheyhavenotlosttheirfaculty。Flimnap，thetreasurer，isallowedtocutacaperonthestraightrope，atleastaninchhigherthananyotherlordinthewholeempire。Ihaveseenhimdothesummersetseveraltimestogether，uponatrencherfixedonaropewhichisnothickerthanacommonpack-threadinEngland。MyfriendReldresal，principalsecretaryforprivateaffairs，is，inmyopinion，ifI
　　amnotpartial，thesecondafterthetreasurer；therestofthegreatofficersaremuchuponapar。
　　Thesediversionsareoftenattendedwithfatalaccidents，whereofgreatnumbersareonrecord。Imyselfhaveseentwoorthreecandidatesbreakalimb。Butthedangerismuchgreater，whentheministersthemselvesarecommandedtoshowtheirdexterity；
　　for，bycontendingtoexcelthemselvesandtheirfellows，theystrainsofarthatthereishardlyoneofthemwhohasnotreceivedafall，andsomeofthemtwoorthree。Iwasassuredthat，ayearortwobeforemyarrival，Flimnapwouldinfalliblyhavebrokehisneck，ifoneoftheking'scushions，thataccidentallylayontheground，hadnotweakenedtheforceofhisfall。
　　Thereislikewiseanotherdiversion，whichisonlyshownbeforetheemperorandempress，andfirstminister，uponparticularoccasions。Theemperorlaysonthetablethreefinesilkenthreadsofsixincheslong；oneisblue，theotherred，andthethirdgreen。Thesethreadsareproposedasprizesforthosepersonswhomtheemperorhasamindtodistinguishbyapeculiarmarkofhisfavour。Theceremonyisperformedinhismajesty'sgreatchamberofstate，wherethecandidatesaretoundergoatrialofdexterityverydifferentfromtheformer，andsuchasI
　　havenotobservedtheleastresemblanceofinanyothercountryoftheneworoldworld。Theemperorholdsastickinhishands，bothendsparalleltothehorizon，whilethecandidatesadvancing，onebyone，sometimesleapoverthestick，sometimescreepunderit，backwardandforward，severaltimes，accordingasthestickisadvancedordepressed。Sometimestheemperorholdsoneendofthestick，andhisfirstministertheother；sometimestheministerhasitentirelytohimself。Whoeverperformshispartwithmostagility，andholdsoutthelongestinleapingandcreeping，isrewardedwiththeblue-colouredsilk；theredisgiventothenext，andthegreentothethird，whichtheyallweargirttwiceroundaboutthemiddle；andyouseefewgreatpersonsaboutthiscourtwhoarenotadornedwithoneofthesegirdles。
　　Thehorsesofthearmy，andthoseoftheroyalstables，havingbeendailyledbeforeme，werenolongershy，butwouldcomeuptomyveryfeetwithoutstarting。Theriderswouldleapthemovermyhand，asIhelditontheground；andoneoftheemperor'shuntsmen，uponalargecourser，tookmyfoot，shoeandall；whichwasindeedaprodigiousleap。Ihadthegoodfortunetodiverttheemperoronedayafteraveryextraordinarymanner。
　　Idesiredhewouldorderseveralsticksoftwofeethigh，andthethicknessofanordinarycane，tobebroughtme；whereuponhismajestycommandedthemasterofhiswoodstogivedirectionsaccordingly；andthenextmorningsixwoodmenarrivedwithasmanycarriages，drawnbyeighthorsestoeach。Itooknineofthesesticks，andfixingthemfirmlyinthegroundinaquadrangularfigure，twofeetandahalfsquare，Itookfourothersticks，andtiedthemparallelateachcorner，abouttwofeetfromtheground；thenIfastenedmyhandkerchieftotheninesticksthatstooderect；andextendeditonallsides，tillitwastightasthetopofadrum；andthefourparallelsticks，risingaboutfiveincheshigherthanthehandkerchief，servedasledgesoneachside。WhenIhadfinishedmywork，Idesiredtheemperortoletatroopofhisbesthorsestwenty-fourinnumber，comeandexerciseuponthisplain。Hismajestyapprovedoftheproposal，andItookthemup，onebyone，inmyhands，readymountedandarmed，withtheproperofficerstoexercisethem。Assoonastheygotintoordertheydividedintotwoparties，performedmockskirmishes，dischargedbluntarrows，drewtheirswords，fledandpursued，attackedandretired，andinshortdiscoveredthebestmilitarydisciplineIeverbeheld。Theparallelstickssecuredthemandtheirhorsesfromfallingoverthestage；andtheemperorwassomuchdelighted，thatheorderedthisentertainmenttoberepeatedseveraldays，andoncewaspleasedtobeliftedupandgivethewordofcommand；andwithgreatdifficultypersuadedeventheempressherselftoletmeholdherinherclosechairwithintwoyardsofthestage，whenshewasabletotakeafullviewofthewholeperformance。Itwasmygoodfortune，thatnoillaccidenthappenedintheseentertainments；onlyonceafieryhorse，thatbelongedtooneofthecaptains，pawingwithhishoof，struckaholeinmyhandkerchief，andhisfootslipping，heoverthrewhisriderandhimself；butIimmediatelyrelievedthemboth，andcoveringtheholewithonehand，Isetdownthetroopwiththeother，inthesamemannerasItookthemup。Thehorsethatfellwasstrainedintheleftshoulder，buttheridergotnohurt；andIrepairedmyhandkerchiefaswellasIcould:however，Iwouldnottrusttothestrengthofitanymore，insuchdangerousenterprises。
　　AbouttwoorthreedaysbeforeIwassetatliberty，asIwasentertainingthecourtwiththiskindoffeat，therearrivedanexpresstoinformhismajesty，thatsomeofhissubjects，ridingneartheplacewhereIwasfirsttakenup，hadseenagreatblacksubstancelyingonthearound，veryoddlyshaped，extendingitsedgesround，aswideashismajesty'sbedchamber，andrisingupinthemiddleashighasaman；thatitwasnolivingcreature，astheyatfirstapprehended，foritlayonthegrasswithoutmotion；andsomeofthemhadwalkedrounditseveraltimes；that，bymountinguponeachother'sshoulders，theyhadgottothetop，whichwasflatandeven，and，stampinguponit，theyfoundthatitwashollowwithin；thattheyhumblyconceiveditmightbesomethingbelongingtotheman-mountain；andifhismajestypleased，theywouldundertaketobringitwithonlyfivehorses。
　　Ipresentlyknewwhattheymeant，andwasgladathearttoreceivethisintelligence。Itseems，uponmyfirstreachingtheshoreafterourshipwreck，Iwasinsuchconfusion，thatbeforeI
　　cametotheplacewhereIwenttosleep，myhat，whichIhadfastenedwithastringtomyheadwhileIwasrowing，andhadstuckonallthetimeIwasswimming，felloffafterIcametoland；thestring，asIconjecture，breakingbysomeaccident，whichIneverobserved，butthoughtmyhathadbeenlostatsea。
　　Ientreatedhisimperialmajestytogiveordersitmightbebroughttomeassoonaspossible，describingtohimtheuseandthenatureofit:andthenextdaythewaggonersarrivedwithit，butnotinaverygoodcondition；theyhadboredtwoholesinthebrim，withinaninchandhalfoftheedge，andfastenedtwohooksintheholes；thesehooksweretiedbyalongcordtotheharness，andthusmyhatwasdraggedalongforabovehalfanEnglishmile；but，thegroundinthatcountrybeingextremelysmoothandlevel，itreceivedlessdamagethanIexpected。
　　Twodaysafterthisadventure，theemperor，havingorderedthatpartofhisarmywhichquartersinandabouthismetropolis，tobeinreadiness，tookafancyofdivertinghimselfinaverysingularmanner。HedesiredIwouldstandlikeaColossus，withmylegsasfarasunderasIconvenientlycould。Hethencommandedhisgeneralwhowasanoldexperiencedleader，andagreatpatronofminetodrawupthetroopsincloseorder，andmarchthemunderme；thefootbytwenty-fourabreast，andthehorsebysixteen，withdrumsbeating，coloursflying，andpikesadvanced。Thisbodyconsistedofthreethousandfoot，andathousandhorse。Hismajestygaveorders，uponpainofdeath，thateverysoldierinhismarchshouldobservethestrictestdecencywithregardtomyperson；whichhowevercouldnotpreventsomeoftheyoungerofficersfromturninguptheireyesastheypassedunderme:and，toconfessthetruth，mybreecheswereatthattimeinsoillacondition，thattheyaffordedsomeopportunitiesforlaughterandadmiration。
　　Ihadsentsomanymemorialsandpetitionsformyliberty，thathismajestyatlengthmentionedthematter，firstinthecabinet，andtheninafullcouncil；whereitwasopposedbynone，exceptSkyreshBolgolam，whowaspleased，withoutanyprovocation，tobemymortalenemy。Butitwascarriedagainsthimbythewholeboard，andconfirmedbytheemperor。ThatministerwasGALBET，oradmiraloftherealm，verymuchinhismaster'sconfidence，andapersonwellversedinaffairs，butofamoroseandsourcomplexion。However，hewasatlengthpersuadedtocomply；butprevailedthatthearticlesandconditionsuponwhichIshouldbesetfree，andtowhichImustswear，shouldbedrawnupbyhimself。ThesearticleswerebroughttomebySkyreshBolgolaminpersonattendedbytwounder-secretaries，andseveralpersonsofdistinction。Aftertheywereread，Iwasdemandedtosweartotheperformanceofthem；firstinthemannerofmyowncountry，andafterwardsinthemethodprescribedbytheirlaws；whichwas，toholdmyrightfootinmylefthand，andtoplacethemiddlefingerofmyrighthandonthecrownofmyhead，andmythumbonthetipofmyrightear。Butbecausethereadermaybecurioustohavesomeideaofthestyleandmannerofexpressionpeculiartothatpeople，aswellastoknowthearticleuponwhichI
　　recoveredmyliberty，Ihavemadeatranslationofthewholeinstrument，wordforword，asnearasIwasable，whichIhereoffertothepublic。
　　"GolbastoMomaremEvlameGurdiloShefinMullyUllyGue，mostmightyEmperorofLilliput，delightandterroroftheuniverse，whosedominionsextendfivethousandBLUSTRUGSabouttwelvemilesincircumferencetotheextremitiesoftheglobe；monarchofallmonarchs，tallerthanthesonsofmen；whosefeetpressdowntothecentre，andwhoseheadstrikesagainstthesun；atwhosenodtheprincesoftheearthshaketheirknees；pleasantasthespring，comfortableasthesummer，fruitfulasautumn，dreadfulaswinter:hismostsublimemajestyproposestotheman-mountain，latelyarrivedatourcelestialdominions，thefollowingarticles，which，byasolemnoath，heshallbeobligedtoperform:——
　　"1st，Theman-mountainshallnotdepartfromourdominions，withoutourlicenseunderourgreatseal。
　　"2d，Heshallnotpresumetocomeintoourmetropolis，withoutourexpressorder；atwhichtime，theinhabitantsshallhavetwohourswarningtokeepwithindoors。
　　"3d，Thesaidman-mountainshallconfinehiswalkstoourprincipalhighroads，andnotoffertowalk，orliedown，inameadoworfieldofcorn。
　　"4th，Ashewalksthesaidroads，heshalltaketheutmostcarenottotrampleuponthebodiesofanyofourlovingsubjects，theirhorses，orcarriages，nortakeanyofoursubjectsintohishandswithouttheirownconsent。
　　"5th，Ifanexpressrequiresextraordinarydespatch，theman-mountainshallbeobligedtocarry，inhispocket，themessengerandhorseasixdaysjourney，onceineverymoon，andreturnthesaidmessengerbackifsorequiredsafetoourimperialpresence。
　　"6th，HeshallbeourallyagainstourenemiesintheislandofBlefuscu，anddohisutmosttodestroytheirfleet，whichisnowpreparingtoinvadeus。
　　"7th，Thatthesaidman-mountainshall，athistimesofleisure，beaidingandassistingtoourworkmen，inhelpingtoraisecertaingreatstones，towardscoveringthewalloftheprincipalpark，andotherourroyalbuildings。
　　"8th，Thatthesaidman-mountainshall，intwomoons'time，deliverinanexactsurveyofthecircumferenceofourdominions，byacomputationofhisownpacesroundthecoast。
　　"Lastly，That，uponhissolemnoathtoobservealltheabovearticles，thesaidman-mountainshallhaveadailyallowanceofmeatanddrinksufficientforthesupportof1724ofoursubjects，withfreeaccesstoourroyalperson，andothermarksofourfavour。GivenatourpalaceatBelfaborac，thetwelfthdayoftheninety-firstmoonofourreign。"
　　Isworeandsubscribedtothesearticleswithgreatcheerfulnessandcontent，althoughsomeofthemwerenotsohonourableasI
　　couldhavewished；whichproceededwhollyfromthemaliceofSkyreshBolgolam，thehigh-admiral:whereuponmychainswereimmediatelyunlocked，andIwasatfullliberty。Theemperorhimself，inperson，didmethehonourtobebyatthewholeceremony。Imademyacknowledgementsbyprostratingmyselfathismajesty'sfeet:buthecommandedmetorise；andaftermanygraciousexpressions，which，toavoidthecensureofvanity，I
　　shallnotrepeat，headded，"thathehopedIshouldproveausefulservant，andwelldeserveallthefavourshehadalreadyconferreduponme，ormightdoforthefuture。"
　　Thereadermaypleasetoobserve，that，inthelastarticleoftherecoveryofmyliberty，theemperorstipulatestoallowmeaquantityofmeatanddrinksufficientforthesupportof1724
　　Lilliputians。Sometimeafter，askingafriendatcourthowtheycametofixonthatdeterminatenumber，hetoldmethathismajesty'smathematicians，havingtakentheheightofmybodybythehelpofaquadrant，andfindingittoexceedtheirsintheproportionoftwelvetoone，theyconcludedfromthesimilarityoftheirbodies，thatminemustcontainatleast1724oftheirs，andconsequentlywouldrequireasmuchfoodaswasnecessarytosupportthatnumberofLilliputians。Bywhichthereadermayconceiveanideaoftheingenuityofthatpeople，aswellastheprudentandexacteconomyofsogreataprince。