FROMTHEAUTHORTOTHEREADER
YouwhosoplodamidseriousthingsthatyoufeelitshametogiveyourselfupevenforafewshortmomentstomirthandjoyousnessinthelandofFancy;youwhothinkthatlifehathnoughttodowithinnocentlaughterthatcanharmnoone;thesepagesarenotforyou。
Claptotheleavesandgonofartherthanthis,forItellyouplainlythatifyougofartheryouwillbescandalizedbyseeinggood,soberfolksofrealhistorysofriskandcaperingaycolorsandmotleythatyouwouldnotknowthembutforthenamestaggedtothem。
Hereisastout,lustyfellowwithaquicktemper,yetnonesoillforallthat,whogoesbythenameofHenryII。Hereisafair,gentleladybeforewhomalltheothersbowandcallherQueenEleanor。Hereisafatrogueofafellow,dressedupinrichrobesofaclericalkind,thatallthegoodfolkcallmyLordBishopofHereford。Hereisacertainfellowwithasourtemperandagrimlook——
theworshipful,theSheriffofNottingham。Andhere,aboveall,isagreat,tall,merryfellowthatroamsthegreenwoodandjoinsinhomelysports,andsitsbesidetheSheriffatmerryfeast,whichsamebeareththenameoftheproudestofthePlantagenets——RichardoftheLion'sHeart。Besidetheseareawholehostofknights,priests,nobles,burghers,yeomen,pages,ladies,lasses,landlords,beggars,peddlers,andwhatnot,alllivingthemerriestofmerrylives,andallboundbynothingbutafewoddstrandsofcertainoldballadssnippedandclippedandtiedtogetheragaininascoreofknots
whichdrawthesejocundfellowshereandthere,singingastheygo。
Hereyouwillfindahundreddull,sober,joggingplaces,alltrickedoutwithflowersandwhatnot,tillnoonewouldknowthemintheirfancifuldress。
Andhereisacountrybearingawell-knownname,whereinnochillmistspressuponourspirits,andnorainfallsbutwhatrollsoffourbackslikeAprilshowersoffthebacksofsleekdrakes;whereflowersbloomforeverandbirdsarealwayssinging;whereeveryfellowhathamerrycatchashetravelstheroads,andaleandbeerandwinesuchasmuddlenowits
flowlikewaterinabrook。
ThiscountryisnotFairyland。Whatisit?'TisthelandofFancy,andisofthatpleasantkindthat,whenyoutireofit——whisk!——youclaptheleavesofthisbooktogetherand'tisgone,andyouarereadyforeverydaylife,withnoharmdone。
AndnowIliftthecurtainthathangsbetweenhereandNo-man's-land。Willyoucomewithme,sweetReader?Ithankyou。
Givemeyourhand。
HowRobinHoodCanetoBeanOutlawINMERRYENGLANDinthetimeofold,whengoodKingHenrytheSecondruledtheland,therelivedwithinthegreengladesofSherwoodForest,nearNottinghamTown,afamousoutlawwhosenamewasRobinHood。Noarchereverlivedthatcouldspeedagraygooseshaftwithsuchskillandcunningashis,norwerethereeversuchyeomenasthesevenscoremerrymenthatroamedwithhimthroughthegreenwoodshades。
RightmerrilytheydwelledwithinthedepthsofSherwoodForest,sufferingneithercarenorwant,butpassingthetimeinmerrygamesofarcheryorboutsofcudgelplay,livingupontheKing'svenison,washeddownwithdraughtsofaleofOctoberbrewing。
NotonlyRobinhimselfbutallthebandwereoutlawsanddwelledapartfromothermen,yettheywerebelovedbythecountrypeopleroundabout,fornooneevercametojollyRobinforhelpintimeofneedandwentawayagainwithanemptyfist。
AndnowIwilltellhowitcameaboutthatRobinHoodfellafoulofthelaw。
WhenRobinwasayouthofeighteen,stoutofsinewandboldofheart,theSheriffofNottinghamproclaimedashootingmatchandofferedaprizeofabuttofaletowhosoevershouldshootthebestshaftinNottinghamshire。"Now,"quothRobin,"willIgotoo,forfainwouldIdrawastringforthebrighteyesofmylassandabuttofgoodOctoberbrewing。"
Souphegotandtookhisgoodstoutyewbowandascoreormoreofbroadclothyardarrows,andstartedofffromLocksleyTownthroughSherwoodForesttoNottingham。
ItwasatthedawnofdayinthemerryMaytime,whenhedgerowsaregreenandflowersbedeckthemeadows;daisiespiedandyellowcuckoobudsandfairprimrosesallalongthebrieryhedges;whenapplebudsblossomandsweetbirdssing,thelarkatdawnofday,thethrostlecockandcuckoo;
whenladsandlasseslookuponeachotherwithsweetthoughts;whenbusyhousewivesspreadtheirlinentobleachuponthebrightgreengrass。
Sweetwasthegreenwoodashewalkedalongitspaths,andbrightthegreenandrustlingleaves,amidwhichthelittlebirdssangwithmightandmain:
andblithelyRobinwhistledashetrudgedalong,thinkingofMaidMarianandherbrighteyes,foratsuchtimesayouth'sthoughtsarewonttoturnpleasantlyuponthelassthathelovesthebest。
Asthushewalkedalongwithabriskstepandamerrywhistle,hecamesuddenlyuponsomeforestersseatedbeneathagreatoaktree。Fifteentherewereinall,makingthemselvesmerrywithfeastinganddrinkingastheysataroundahugepasty,towhicheachmanhelpedhimself,thrustinghishandsintothepie,andwashingdownthatwhichtheyatewithgreathornsofalewhichtheydrewallfoamingfromabarrelthatstoodnigh。
EachmanwascladinLincolngreen,andafineshowtheymade,seatedupontheswardbeneaththatfair,spreadingtree。
Thenoneofthem,withhismouthfull,calledouttoRobin,"Hulloa,wheregoestthou,littlelad,withthyone-pennybowandthyfarthingshafts?"
ThenRobingrewangry,fornostriplinglikestobetauntedwithhisgreenyears。
"Now,"quothhe,"mybowandekeminearrowsareasgoodasshine;
andmoreover,IgototheshootingmatchatNottinghamTown,whichsamehasbeenproclaimedbyourgoodSheriffofNottinghamshire;
thereIwillshootwithotherstoutyeomen,foraprizehasbeenofferedofafinebuttofale。"
Thenonewhoheldahornofaleinhishandsaid,"Ho!listentothelad!
Why,boy,thymother'smilkisyetscarcedryuponthylips,andyetthoupratestofstandingupwithgoodstoutmenatNottinghambutts,thouwhoartscarceabletodrawonestringofatwo-stonebow。"
"I'llholdthebestofyoutwentymarks,"quothboldRobin,"thatIhitthecloutatthreescorerods,bythegoodhelpofOurLadyfair。"
Atthisalllaughedaloud,andonesaid,"Wellboasted,thoufairinfant,wellboasted!Andwellthouknowestthatnotargetisnightomakegoodthywager。"
Andanothercried,"Hewillbetakingalewithhismilknext。"
AtthisRobingrewrightmad。"Harkye,"saidhe,"yonder,attheglade'send,Iseeaherdofdeer,evenmorethanthreescorerodsdistant。
I'llholdyoutwentymarksthat,byleaveofOurLady,Icausethebesthartamongthemtodie。"
"Nowdone!"criedhewhohadspokenfirst。"Andherearetwentymarks。
Iwagerthatthoucausestnobeasttodie,withorwithouttheaidofOurLady。"
ThenRobintookhisgoodyewbowinhishand,andplacingthetipathisinstep,hestrungitrightdeftly;thenhenockedabroadclothyardarrowand,raisingthebow,drewthegraygoosefeathertohisear;thenextmomentthebowstringrangandthearrowspeddownthegladeasasparrowhawkskimsinanorthernwind。
Highleapedthenoblesthartofalltheherd,onlytofalldead,reddeningthegreenpathwithhisheart'sblood。
"Ha!"criedRobin,"howlikestthouthatshot,goodfellow?
Iwotthewagerweremine,anitwerethreehundredpounds。"
Thenalltheforesterswerefilledwithrage,andhewhohadspokenthefirstandhadlostthewagerwasmoreangrythanall。
"Nay,"criedhe,"thewagerisnoneofthine,andgettheegone,straightway,or,byallthesaintsofheaven,I'llbastethysidesuntilthouwiltne'erbeabletowalkagain。"
"Knowestthounot,"saidanother,"thatthouhastkilledtheKing'sdeer,and,bythelawsofourgraciouslordandsovereignKingHarry,thineearsshouldbeshavenclosetothyhead?"
"Catchhim!"criedathird。
"Nay,"saidafourth,"lethime'engobecauseofhistenderyears。"
NeverawordsaidRobinHood,buthelookedattheforesterswithagrimface;
then,turningonhisheel,strodeawayfromthemdowntheforestglade。
Buthisheartwasbitterlyangry,forhisbloodwashotandyouthfulandpronetoboil。
Now,wellwouldithavebeenforhimwhohadfirstspokenhadheleftRobinHoodalone;buthisangerwashot,bothbecausetheyouthhadgottenthebetterofhimandbecauseofthedeepdraughtsofalethathehadbeenquaffing。So,ofasudden,withoutanywarning,hesprangtohisfeet,andseizeduponhisbowandfittedittoashaft。
"Ay,"criedhe,"andI'llhurrytheeanon。"AndhesentthearrowwhistlingafterRobin。
ItwaswellforRobinHoodthatthatsameforester'sheadwasspinningwithale,orelsehewouldneverhavetakenanotherstep。
Asitwas,thearrowwhistledwithinthreeinchesofhishead。
Thenheturnedaroundandquicklydrewhisownbow,andsentanarrowbackinreturn。
"YesaidIwasnoarcher,"criedhealoud,"butsaysonowagain!"
Theshaftflewstraight;thearcherfellforwardwithacry,andlayonhisfaceupontheground,hisarrowsrattlingabouthimfromoutofhisquiver,thegraygooseshaftwetwithhis;
heart'sblood。Then,beforetheotherscouldgathertheirwitsaboutthem,RobinHoodwasgoneintothedepthsofthegreenwood。
Somestartedafterhim,butnotwithmuchheart,foreachfearedtosufferthedeathofhisfellow;sopresentlytheyallcameandliftedthedeadmanupandborehimawaytoNottinghamTown。
MeanwhileRobinHoodranthroughthegreenwood。Gonewasallthejoyandbrightnessfromeverything,forhisheartwassickwithinhim,anditwasborneinuponhissoulthathehadslainaman。
"Alas!"criedhe,"thouhastfoundmeanarcherthatwillmakethywifetowring!Iwouldthatthouhadstne'ersaidonewordtome,orthatIhadneverpassedthyway,ore'enthatmyrightforefingerhadbeenstrickenofferethatthishadhappened!
InhasteIsmote,butgrieveIsoreatleisure!"Andthen,eveninhistrouble,herememberedtheoldsawthat"Whatisdoneisdone;andtheeggcrackedcannotbecured。"
Andsohecametodwellinthegreenwoodthatwastobehishomeformanyayeartocome,neveragaintoseethehappydayswiththeladsandlassesofsweetLocksleyTown;forhewasoutlawed,notonlybecausehehadkilledaman,butalsobecausehehadpoachedupontheKing'sdeer,andtwohundredpoundsweresetuponhishead,asarewardforwhoeverwouldbringhimtothecourtoftheKing。
NowtheSheriffofNottinghamsworethathehimselfwouldbringthisknaveRobinHoodtojustice,andfortworeasons:
first,becausehewantedthetwohundredpounds,andnext,becausetheforesterthatRobinHoodhadkilledwasofkintohim。
ButRobinHoodlayhiddeninSherwoodForestforoneyear,andinthattimetheregatheredaroundhimmanyotherslikehimself,castoutfromotherfolkforthiscauseandforthat。
Somehadshotdeerinhungrywintertime,whentheycouldgetnootherfood,andhadbeenseenintheactbytheforesters,buthadescaped,thussavingtheirears;somehadbeenturnedoutoftheirinheritance,thattheirfarmsmightbeaddedtotheKing'slandsinSherwoodForest;somehadbeendespoiledbyagreatbaronorarichabbotorapowerfulesquire——
all,foronecauseoranother,hadcometoSherwoodtoescapewrongandoppression。
So,inallthatyear,fivescoreormoregoodstoutyeomengatheredaboutRobinHood,andchosehimtobetheirleaderandchief。
Thentheyvowedthatevenastheythemselveshadbeendespoiledtheywoulddespoiltheiroppressors,whetherbaron,abbot,knight,orsquire,andthatfromeachtheywouldtakethatwhichhadbeenwrungfromthepoorbyunjusttaxes,orlandrents,orinwrongfulfines。
Buttothepoorfolktheywouldgiveahelpinghandinneedandtrouble,andwouldreturntothemthatwhichhadbeenunjustlytakenfromthem。
Besidesthis,theysworenevertoharmachildnortowrongawoman,beshemaid,wife,orwidow;sothat,afterawhile,whenthepeoplebegantofindthatnoharmwasmeanttothem,butthatmoneyorfoodcameintimeofwanttomanyapoorfamily,theycametopraiseRobinandhismerrymen,andtotellmanytalesofhimandofhisdoingsinSherwoodForest,fortheyfelthimtobeoneofthemselves。
UproseRobinHoodonemerrymornwhenallthebirdsweresingingblithelyamongtheleaves,anduproseallhismerrymen,eachfellowwashinghisheadandhandsinthecoldbrownbrookthatleapedlaughingfromstonetostone。
ThensaidRobin,"Forfourteendayshaveweseennosport,sonowI
willgoabroadtoseekadventuresforthwith。Buttarryye,mymerrymenall,hereinthegreenwood;onlyseethatyemindwellmycall。
ThreeblastsuponthebuglehornIwillblowinmyhourofneed;
thencomequickly,forIshallwantyouraid。"
Sosaying,hestrodeawaythroughtheleafyforestgladesuntilhehadcometothevergeofSherwood。Therehewanderedforalongtime,throughhighwayandbyway,throughdinglydellandforestskirts。
Nowhemetafairbuxomlassinashadylane,andeachgavetheotheramerrywordandpassedtheirway;nowhesawafairladyuponanamblingpad,towhomhedoffedhiscap,andwhobowedsedatelyinreturntothefairyouth;nowhesawafatmonkonapannier-ladenass;
nowagallantknight,withspearandshieldandarmorthatflashedbrightlyinthesunlight;nowapagecladincrimson;andnowastoutburgherfromgoodNottinghamTown,pacingalongwithseriousfootsteps;
allthesesightshesaw,butadventurefoundhenone。Atlasthetookaroadbytheforestskirts,abypaththatdippedtowardabroad,pebblystreamspannedbyanarrowbridgemadeofalogofwood。Ashedrewnighthisbridgehesawatallstrangercomingfromtheotherside。
ThereuponRobinquickenedhispace,asdidthestrangerlikewise,eachthinkingtocrossfirst。
"Nowstandthouback,"quothRobin,"andletthebettermancrossfirst。"
"Nay,"answeredthestranger,"thenstandbackshineownself,forthebetterman,Iwet,amI。"
"Thatwillwepresentlysee,"quothRobin,"andmeanwhilestandthouwherethouart,orelse,bythebrightbrowofSaintAElfrida,IwillshowtheerightgoodNottinghamplaywithaclothyardshaftbetwixtthyribs。"
"Now,"quoththestranger,"Iwilltanthyhidetillitbeasmanycolorsasabeggar'scloak,ifthoudarestsomuchastouchastringofthatsamebowthatthouholdestinthyhands。"
"Thoupratestlikeanass,"saidRobin,"forIcouldsendthisshaftcleanthroughthyproudheartbeforeacurtalfriarcouldsaygraceoveraroastgooseatMichaelmastide。"
"Andthoupratestlikeacoward,"answeredthestranger,"forthoustandesttherewithagoodyewbowtoshootatmyheart,whileIhavenoughtinmyhandbutaplainblackthornstaffwherewithtomeetthee。"
"Now,"quothRobin,"bythefaithofmyheart,neverhaveIhadacoward'snameinallmylifebefore。Iwilllaybymytrustybowandekemyarrows,andifthoudarestabidemycoming,Iwillgoandcutacudgeltotestthymanhoodwithal。"
"Ay,marry,thatwillIabidethycoming,andjoyously,too,"
quoththestranger;whereuponheleanedsturdilyuponhisstafftoawaitRobin。
ThenRobinHoodsteppedquicklytothecoversideandcutagoodstaffofgroundoak,straight,withoutnew,andsixfeetinlength,andcamebacktrimmingawaythetenderstemsfromit,whilethestrangerwaitedforhim,leaninguponhisstaff,andwhistlingashegazedroundabout。Robinobservedhimfurtivelyashetrimmedhisstaff,measuringhimfromtoptotoefromoutthecornerofhiseye,andthoughtthathehadneverseenalustierorastouterman。
TallwasRobin,buttallerwasthestrangerbyaheadandaneck,forhewassevenfeetinheight。BroadwasRobinacrosstheshoulders,butbroaderwasthestrangerbytwicethebreadthofapalm,whilehemeasuredatleastanellaroundthewaist。
"Nevertheless,"saidRobintohimself,"Iwillbastethyhiderightmerrily,mygoodfellow";then,aloud,"Lo,hereismygoodstaff,lustyandtough。
Nowwaitmycoming,anthoudarest,andmeetmeanthoufearestnot。
Thenwewillfightuntiloneortheotherofustumbleintothestreambydintofblows。"
"Marry,thatmeetethmywholeheart!"criedthestranger,twirlinghisstaffabovehishead,betwixthisfingersandthumb,untilitwhistledagain。
NeverdidtheKnightsofArthur'sRoundTablemeetinastouterfightthandidthesetwo。InamomentRobinsteppedquicklyuponthebridgewherethestrangerstood;firsthemadeafeint,andthendeliveredablowatthestranger'sheadthat,haditmetitsmark,wouldhavetumbledhimspeedilyintothewater。
Butthestrangerturnedtheblowrightdeftlyandinreturngaveoneasstout,whichRobinalsoturnedasthestrangerhaddone。
Sotheystood,eachinhisplace,neithermovingafinger's-breadthback,foronegoodhour,andmanyblowsweregivenandreceivedbyeachinthattime,tillhereandthereweresorebonesandbumps,yetneitherthoughtofcrying"Enough,"norseemedlikelytofallfromoffthebridge。
Nowandthentheystoppedtorest,andeachthoughtthatheneverhadseeninallhislifebeforesuchahandatquarterstaff。
AtlastRobingavethestrangerablowupontheribsthatmadehisjacketsmokelikeadampstrawthatchinthesun。Soshrewdwasthestrokethatthestrangercamewithinahair's-breadthoffallingoffthebridge,butheregainedhimselfrightquicklyand,byadexterousblow,gaveRobinacrackonthecrownthatcausedthebloodtoflow。
ThenRobingrewmadwithangerandsmotewithallhismightattheother。
ButthestrangerwardedtheblowandonceagainthwackedRobin,andthistimesofairlythathefellheelsoverheadintothewater,asthequeenpinfallsinagameofbowls。
"Andwhereartthounow,mygoodlad?"shoutedthestranger,roaringwithlaughter。
"Oh,inthefloodandfloatingadownwiththetide,"criedRobin,norcouldheforbearlaughinghimselfathissorryplight。
Then,gaininghisfeet,hewadedtothebank,thelittlefishspeedinghitherandthither,allfrightenedathissplashing。
"Givemethyhand,"criedhe,whenhehadreachedthebank。
"Imustneedsownthouartabraveandasturdysouland,withal,agoodstoutstrokewiththecudgels。Bythisandbythat,myheadhummethliketoahiveofbeesonahotJuneday。"
Thenheclappedhishorntohislipsandwindedablastthatwentechoingsweetlydowntheforestpaths。"Ay,marry,"
quothheagain,"thouartatalllad,andekeabraveone,forne'er,Ibow,isthereamanbetwixthereandCanterburyTowncoulddotheliketomethatthouhastdone。"
"Andthou,"quoththestranger,laughing,"takestthycudgelinglikeabraveheartandastoutyeoman。"
Butnowthedistanttwigsandbranchesrustledwiththecomingofmen,andsuddenlyascoreortwoofgoodstoutyeomen,allcladinLincolngreen,burstfromoutthecovert,withmerryWillStutelyattheirhead。
"Goodmaster,"criedWill,"howisthis?Trulythouartallwetfromheadtofoot,andthattotheveryskin。"
"Why,marry,"answeredjollyRobin,"yonstoutfellowhathtumbledmeneckandcropintothewaterandhathgivenmeadrubbingbeside。"
"Thenshallhenotgowithoutaduckingandekeadrubbinghimself!"
criedWillStutely。"Haveathim,lads!"
ThenWillandascoreofyeomenleapeduponthestranger,butthoughtheysprangquicklytheyfoundhimreadyandfelthimstrikerightandleftwithhisstoutstaff,sothat,thoughhewentdownwithpressofnumbers,someofthemrubbedcrackedcrownsbeforehewasovercome。
"Nay,forbear!"criedRobin,laughinguntilhissoresidesachedagain。
"Heisarightgoodmanandtrue,andnoharmshallbefallhim。
Nowharkye,goodyouth,wiltthoustaywithmeandbeoneofmyband?
ThreesuitsofLincolngreenshaltthouhaveeachyear,besidefortymarksinfee,andsharewithuswhatsoevergoodshallbefallus。
Thoushalteatsweetvenisonandquaffthestoutestale,andmineowngoodright-handmanshaltthoube,forneverdidIseesuchacudgelplayerinallmylifebefore。Speak!Wiltthoubeoneofmygoodmerrymen?"
"ThatknowInot,"quoththestrangersurlily,forhewasangryatbeingsotumbledabout。"Ifyehandleyewbowandappleshaftnobetterthanyedooakencudgel,Iwotyearenotfittobecalledyeomeninmycountry;
butiftherebeanymanherethatcanshootabettershaftthanI,thenwillIbethinkmeofjoiningwithyou。"
"Nowbymyfaith,"saidRobin,"thouartarightsaucyvarlet,sirrah;
yetIwillstooptotheeasIneverstoopedtomanbefore。
GoodStutely,cutthouafairwhitepieceofbarkfourfingersinbreadth,andsetitfourscoreyardsdistantonyonderoak。
Now,stranger,hitthatfairlywithagraygooseshaftandcallthyselfanarcher。"
"Ay,marry,thatwillI,"answeredhe。"Givemeagoodstoutbowandafairbroadarrow,andifIhititnot,stripmeandbeatmebluewithbowstrings。"
Thenhechosethestoutestbowamongthemall,nexttoRobin'sown,andastraightgraygooseshaft,well-featheredandsmooth,andsteppingtothemark——whilealltheband,sittingorlyinguponthegreensward,watchedtoseehimshoot——hedrewthearrowtohischeekandloosedtheshaftrightdeftly,sendingitsostraightdownthepaththatitclovethemarkintheverycenter。
"Aha!"criedhe,"mendthouthatifthoucanst";whileeventheyeomenclappedtheirhandsatsofairashot。
"Thatisakeenshotindeed,"quothRobin。"MenditIcannot,butmaritImay,perhaps。"
Thentakinguphisowngoodstoutbowandnockinganarrowwithcare,heshotwithhisverygreatestskill。Straightflewthearrow,andsotruethatitlitfairlyuponthestranger'sshaftandsplititintosplinters。
Thenalltheyeomenleapedtotheirfeetandshoutedforjoythattheirmasterhadshotsowell。
"NowbythelustyyewbowofgoodSaintWithold,"criedthestranger,"thatisashotindeed,andneversawIthelikeinallmylifebefore!
NowtrulywillIbethymanhenceforthandforaye。GoodAdamBell[1]
wasafairshot,butnevershotheso!"
[1]AdamBell,Clymo'theClough,andWilliamofCloudeslywerethreenotednorth-countrybowmenwhosenameshavebeencelebratedinmanyballadsoftheoldentime。
"ThenhaveIgainedarightgoodmanthisday,"quothjollyRobin。"Whatnamegoestthouby,goodfellow?"
"MencallmeJohnLittlewhenceIcame,"answeredthestranger。
ThenWillStutely,wholovedagoodjest,spokeup。
"Nay,fairlittlestranger,"saidhe,"IlikenotthynameandfainwouldIhaveitotherwise。Littleartthouindeed,andsmallofboneandsinew,thereforeshaltthoubechristenedLittleJohn,andIwillbethygodfather。"
ThenRobinHoodandallhisbandlaughedalouduntilthestrangerbegantogrowangry。
"Anthoumakeajestofme,"quothhetoWillStutely,"thouwilthavesorebonesandlittlepay,andthatinshortseason。"
"Nay,goodfriend,"saidRobinHood,"bottlethineanger,forthenamefitteththeewell。LittleJohnshallthoubecalledhenceforth,andLittleJohnshallitbe。
Socome,mymerrymen,wewillprepareachristeningfeastforthisfairinfant。"
Soturningtheirbacksuponthestream,theyplungedintotheforestoncemore,throughwhichtheytracedtheirstepstilltheyreachedthespotwheretheydwelledinthedepthsofthewoodland。
Therehadtheybuilthutsofbarkandbranchesoftrees,andmadecouchesofsweetrushesspreadoverwithskinsoffallowdeer。
Herestoodagreatoaktreewithbranchesspreadingbroadlyaround,beneathwhichwasaseatofgreenmosswhereRobinHoodwaswonttositatfeastandatmerrymakingwithhisstoutmenabouthim。
Heretheyfoundtherestoftheband,someofwhomhadcomeinwithabraceoffatdoes。Thentheyallbuiltgreatfiresandafteratimeroastedthedoesandbroachedabarrelofhummingale。
Thenwhenthefeastwasreadytheyallsatdown,butRobinplacedLittleJohnathisrighthand,forhewashenceforthtobethesecondintheband。
ThenwhenthefeastwasdoneWillStutelyspokeup。"Itisnowtime,Iween,tochristenourbonnybabe,isitnotso,merryboys?"
And"Aye!Aye!"criedall,laughingtillthewoodsechoedwiththeirmirth。
"Thensevensponsorsshallwehave,"quothWillStutely,andhuntingamongalltheband,hechosethesevenstoutestmenofthemall。
"NowbySaintDunstan,"criedLittleJohn,springingtohisfeet,"morethanoneofyoushallrueitanyoulayfingeruponme。"
Butwithoutawordtheyallranuponhimatonce,seizinghimbyhislegsandarmsandholdinghimtightlyinspiteofhisstruggles,andtheyborehimforthwhileallstoodaroundtoseethesport。
Thenonecameforwardwhohadbeenchosentoplaythepriestbecausehehadabaldcrown,andinhishandhecarriedabrimmingpotofale。
"Now,whobringeththisbabe?"askedherightsoberly。
"ThatdoI,"answeredWillStutely。
"Andwhatnamecallestthouhim?"
"LittleJohncallIhim。"
"NowLittleJohn,"quoththemockpriest,"thouhastnotlivedheretofore,butonlygottheealongthroughtheworld,buthenceforththouwiltliveindeed。
WhenthoulivedstnotthouwastcalledJohnLittle,butnowthatthoudostliveindeed,LittleJohnshaltthoubecalled,sochristenIthee。"
AndattheselastwordsheemptiedthepotofaleuponLittleJohn'shead。
ThenallshoutedwithlaughterastheysawthegoodbrownalestreamoverLittleJohn'sbeardandtricklefromhisnoseandchin,whilehiseyesblinkedwiththesmartofit。
Atfirsthewasofamindtobeangrybutfoundhecouldnot,becausetheothersweresomerry;sohe,too,laughedwiththerest。
ThenRobintookthissweet,prettybabe,clothedhimallanewfromtoptotoeinLincolngreen,andgavehimagoodstoutbow,andsomadehimamemberofthemerryband。
AndthusitwasthatRobinHoodbecameoutlawed;thusabandofmerrycompanionsgatheredabouthim,andthushegainedhisright-handman,LittleJohn;andsotheprologueends。
AndnowIwilltellhowtheSheriffofNottinghamthreetimessoughttotakeRobinHood,andhowhefailedeachtime。
RobinHoodandtheTinkerNowitwastoldbeforehowtwohundredpoundsweresetuponRobinHood'shead,andhowtheSheriffofNottinghamsworethathehimselfwouldseizeRobin,bothbecausehewouldfainhavethetwohundredpoundsandbecausetheslainmanwasakinsmanofhisown。
NowtheSheriffdidnotyetknowwhataforceRobinhadabouthiminSherwood,butthoughtthathemightserveawarrantforhisarrestashecoulduponanyothermanthathadbrokenthelaws;
thereforeheofferedfourscoregoldenangelstoanyonewhowouldservethiswarrant。ButmenofNottinghamTownknewmoreofRobinHoodandhisdoingsthantheSheriffdid,andmanylaughedtothinkofservingawarrantupontheboldoutlaw,knowingwellthatalltheywouldgetforsuchservicewouldbecrackedcrowns;
sothatnoonecameforwardtotakethematterinhand。
Thusafortnightpassed,inwhichtimenonecameforwardtodotheSheriff'sbusiness。Thensaidhe,"ArightgoodrewardhaveIofferedtowhosoeverwouldservemywarrantuponRobinHood,andImarvelthatnoonehascometoundertakethetask。"
Thenoneofhismenwhowasnearhimsaid,"Goodmaster,thouwottestnottheforcethatRobinHoodhasabouthimandhowlittlehecaresforwarrantofkingorsheriff。
Truly,noonelikestogoonthisservice,forfearofcrackedcrownsandbrokenbones。"
"ThenIholdallNottinghammentobecowards,"saidtheSheriff。"AndletmeseethemaninallNottinghamshirethatdaredisobeythewarrantofoursovereignlordKingHarry,for,bytheshrineofSaintEdmund,Iwillhanghimfortycubitshigh!ButifnomaninNottinghamdarewinfourscoreangels,Iwillsendelsewhere,forthereshouldbemenofmettlesomewhereinthisland。"
Thenhecalledupamessengerinwhomheplacedgreattrust,andbadehimsaddlehishorseandmakereadytogotoLincolnTowntoseewhetherhecouldfindanyonetherethatwoulddohisbiddingandwinthereward。
Sothatsamemorningthemessengerstartedforthuponhiserrand。
BrightshonethesunuponthedustyhighwaythatledfromNottinghamtoLincoln,stretchingawayallwhiteoverhillanddale。
Dustywasthehighwayanddustythethroatofthemessenger,sothathisheartwasgladwhenhesawbeforehimtheSignoftheBlueBoarInn,whensomewhatmorethanhalfhisjourneywasdone。
Theinnlookedfairtohiseyes,andtheshadeoftheoaktreesthatstoodarounditseemedcoolandpleasant,sohealightedfromhishorsetoresthimselfforatime,callingforapotofaletorefreshhisthirstythroat。
Therehesawapartyofrightjovialfellowsseatedbeneaththespreadingoakthatshadedthegreenswardinfrontofthedoor。
Therewasatinker,twobarefootfriars,andapartyofsixoftheKing'sforestersallcladinLincolngreen,andallofthemwerequaffinghummingaleandsingingmerryballadsofthegoodoldtimes。
Loudlaughedtheforesters,asjestswerebandiedaboutbetweenthesinging,andlouderlaughedthefriars,fortheywerelustymenwithbeardsthatcurledlikethewoolofblackrams;butloudestofalllaughedtheTinker,andhesangmoresweetlythananyoftherest。
Hisbagandhishammerhunguponatwigoftheoaktree,andnearbyleanedhisgoodstoutcudgel,asthickashiswristandknottedattheend。
"Come,"criedoneoftheforesterstothetiredmessenger,"comejoinusforthisshot。Ho,landlord!Bringafreshpotofaleforeachman。
Themessengerwasgladenoughtositdownalongwiththeotherswhowerethere,forhislimbswerewearyandthealewasgood。
"Nowwhatnewsbearestthousofast?"quothone,"andwhitherridestthoutoday?"
Themessengerwasachattysoulandlovedabitofgossipdearly;besides,thepotofalewarmedhisheart;
sothat,settlinghimselfinaneasycorneroftheinnbench,whilethehostleaneduponthedoorwayandthehostessstoodwithherhandsbeneathherapron,heunfoldedhisbudgetofnewswithgreatcomfort。Hetoldallfromtheveryfirst:
howRobinHoodhadslaintheforester,andhowhehadhiddeninthegreenwoodtoescapethelaw;howthathelivedtherein,allagainstthelaw,Godwot,slayingHisMajesty'sdeerandlevyingtollonfatabbot,knight,andesquire,sothatnonedaretravelevenonbroadWatlingStreetortheFosseWayforfearofhim;howthattheSheriffhadamindtoservetheKing'swarrantuponthissamerogue,thoughlittlewouldhemindwarrantofeitherkingorsheriff,forhewasfarfrombeingalaw-abidingman。
ThenhetoldhownonecouldbefoundinallNottinghamTowntoservethiswarrant,forfearofcrackedpatesandbrokenbones,andhowthathe,themessenger,wasnowuponhiswaytoLincolnTowntofindofwhatmettletheLincolnmenmightbe。
"NowcomeI,forsooth,fromgoodBanburyTown,"saidthejollyTinker,"andnoonenighNottingham——norSherwoodeither,anthatbethemark——
canholdcudgelwithmygrip。Why,lads,didInotmeetthatmadwagSimonofEly,evenatthefamousfairatHertfordTown,andbeathimintheringatthatplacebeforeSirRobertofLeslieandhislady?
ThissameRobinHood,ofwhom,Iwot,Ineverheardbefore,isarightmerryblade,butginhebestrong,amnotIstronger?
Andginhebesly,amnotIslyer?NowbythebrighteyesofNano'
theMill,andbymineownnameandthat'sWato'theCrabstaff,andbymineownmother'sson,andthat'smyself,willI,evenI,Wato'
theCrabstaff,meetthissamesturdyrogue,andginhemindnotthesealofourglorioussovereignKingHarry,andthewarrantofthegoodSheriffofNottinghamshire,Iwillsobruise,beat,andbemaulhispatethatheshallnevermovefingerortoeagain!
Hearyethat,bullyboys?"
"Nowartthouthemanformyfarthing,"criedthemessenger。
"AndbackthougoestwithmetoNottinghamTown。"
"Nay,"quoththeTinker,shakinghisheadslowlyfromsidetoside。
"GoIwithnomanginitbenotwithmineownfreewill。"
"Nay,nay,"saidthemessenger,"nomanisthereinNottinghamshirecouldmaketheegoagainstthywill,thoubravefellow。"
"Ay,thatbeIbrave,"saidtheTinker。
"Ay,marry,"saidthemessenger,"thouartabravelad;
butourgoodSheriffhathofferedfourscoreangelsofbrightgoldtowhosoevershallservethewarrantuponRobinHood;
thoughlittlegoodwillitdo。"
"ThenIwillgowiththee,lad。DobutwaittillIgetmybagandhammer,andmycudgel。Ay,let'mebutmeetthissameRobinHood,andletmeseewhetherhewillnotmindtheKing'swarrant。"So,afterhavingpaidtheirscore,themessenger,withtheTinkerstridingbesidehisnag,startedbacktoNottinghamagain。
Onebrightmorningsoonafterthistime,RobinHoodstartedofftoNottinghamTowntofindwhatwasa-doingthere,walkingmerrilyalongtheroadsidewherethegrasswassweetwithdaisies,hiseyeswanderingandhisthoughtsalso。
Hisbuglehornhungathishipandhisbowandarrowsathisback,whileinhishandheboreagoodstoutoakenstaff,whichhetwirledwithhisfingersashestrolledalong。
Asthushewalkeddownashadylanehesawatinkercoming,trollingamerrysongashedrewnigh。Onhisbackhunghisbagandhishammer,andinhishandhecarriedarightstoutcrabstafffullsixfeetlong,andthussanghe:
"_Inpeascodtime,whenhoundtohornGiveseartillbuckbekilled,AndlittleladswithpipesofcornSitkeepingbeastsafield_——"
"Halloa,goodfriend!"criedRobin。
"IWENTTOGATHERSTRAWBERRIES——"
"Halloa!"criedRobinagain。
"BYWOODSANDGROVESFULLFAIR——"
"Halloa!Artthoudeaf,man?Goodfriend,sayI!"
"Andwhoartthoudostsoboldlycheckafairsong?"quoththeTinker,stoppinginhissinging。"Halloa,shineownself,whetherthoubegoodfriendorno。Butletmetellthee,thoustoutfellow,ginthoubeagoodfrienditwerewellforusboth;butginthoubenogoodfrienditwereillforthee。"
"Andwhencecomestthou,mylustyblade?"quothRobin。
"IcomefromBanbury,"answeredtheTinker。
"Alas!"quothRobin,"Ihearthereissadnewsthismerrymorn。"
"Ha!Isitindeedso?"criedtheTinkereagerly。
"Prytheetellitspeedily,forIamatinkerbytrade,asthouseest,andasIaminmytradeIamgreedyfornews,evenasapriestisgreedyforfarthings。"
"Wellthen,"quothRobin,"listthouandIwilltell,butbearthyselfupbravely,forthenewsissad,Iwot。Thusitis:
Ihearthattwotinkersareinthestocksfordrinkingaleandbeer!"
"Nowamurrainseizetheeandthynews,thouscurvydog,"
quoththeTinker,"forthouspeakestbutillofgoodmen。
Butsadnewsitisindeed,gintherebetwostoutfellowsinthestocks。"
"Nay,"saidRobin,"thouhastmissedthemarkanddostbutweepforthewrongsow。Thesadnessofthenewsliethinthattherebebuttwointhestocks,fortheothersdoroamthecountryatlarge。"
"NowbythepewterplatterofSaintDunstan,"criedtheTinker,"Ihaveagoodpartofamindtobastethyhideforthineilljest。
Butginmenbeputinthestocksfordrinkingaleandbeer,Itrowthouwouldstnotlosethypart。"
LoudlaughedRobinandcried,"Nowwelltaken,Tinker,welltaken!
Why,thywitsarelikebeer,anddofrothupmostwhentheygrowsour!
Butrightartthou,man,forIlovealeandbeerrightwell。
ThereforecomestraightwaywithmehardbytotheSignoftheBlueBoar,andifthoudrinkestasthouappearest——andIwotthouwiltnotbeliethylooks——IwilldrenchthythroatwithasgoodhomebrewedaseverwastappedinallbroadNottinghamshire。"
"Nowbymyfaith,"saidtheTinker,"thouartarightgoodfellowinspiteofthyscurvyjests。Ilovethee,mysweetchuck,andginIgonotwiththeetothatsameBlueBoarthoumaystcallmeaheathen。"
"Tellmethynews,goodfriend,Iprythee,"quothRobinastheytrudgedalongtogether,"fortinkers,Iween,areallasfullofnewsasaneggofmeat。"
"NowIlovetheeasmybrother,mybullyblade,"saidtheTinker,"elseIwouldnottelltheemynews;forslyamI,man,andI
haveinhandagraveundertakingthatdothcallforallmywits,forIcometoseekaboldoutlawthatmen,hereabouts,callRobinHood。WithinmypouchIhaveawarrant,allfairlywrittenoutonparchment,forsooth,withagreatredsealfortomakeitlawful。
CouldIbutmeetthissameRobinHoodIwouldserveituponhisdaintybody,andifhemindeditnotIwouldbeathimtilleveryoneofhisribswouldcryAmen。Butthoulivesthereabouts,mayhapthouknowestRobinHoodthyself,goodfellow。"
"Ay,marry,thatIdosomewhat,"quothRobin,"andIhaveseenhimthisverymorn。But,Tinker,mensaythatheisbutasad,slythief。
Thouhadstbetterwatchthywarrant,man,orelsehemaystealitoutofthyverypouch。"
"Lethimbuttry!"criedtheTinker。"Slymayhebe,butslyamI,too。IwouldIhadhimherenow,mantoman!"
Andhemadehisheavycudgeltospinagain。"Butwhatmannerofmanishe,lad?
"Muchlikemyself,"saidRobin,laughing,"andinheightandbuildandagenighthesame;andhehathblueeyes,too。"
"Nay,"quoththeTinker,"thouartbutagreenyouth。
Ithoughthimtobeagreatbeardedman。Nottinghammenfearedhimso。"
"Truly,heisnotsooldnorsostoutasthouart,"saidRobin。"Butmendocallhimarightdefthandatquarterstaff。"
"Thatmaybe,"saidtheTinkerrightsturdily,"butIammoredeftthanhe,fordidInotovercomeSimonofElyinafairboutintheringatHertfordTown?Butifthouknowesthim,myjollyblade,wiltthougowithmeandbringmetohim?
FourscorebrightangelshaththeSheriffpromisedmeifIservethewarrantupontheknave'sbody,andtenofthemwillIgivetotheeifthoushowestmehim。"
"Ay,thatwillI,"quothRobin,"butshowmethywarrant,man,untilI
seewhetheritbegoodorno。"
"ThatwillInotdo,eventomineownbrother,"answeredtheTinker。"NomanshallseemywarranttillIserveituponyonfellow'sownbody。"
"Sobeit,"quothRobin。"AndthoushowitnottomeIknownottowhomthouwiltshowit。ButhereweareattheSignoftheBlueBoar,soletusinandtastehisbrownOctober。"
NosweeterinncouldbefoundinallNottinghamshirethanthatoftheBlueBoar。Nonehadsuchlovelytreesstandingaround,orwassocoveredwithtrailingclematisandsweetwoodbine;
nonehadsuchgoodbeerandsuchhummingale;nor,inwintertime,whenthenorthwindhowledandsnowdriftedaroundthehedges,wastheretobefound,elsewhere,sucharoaringfireasblazeduponthehearthoftheBlueBoar。Atsuchtimesmightbefoundagoodlycompanyofyeomenorcountryfolkseatedaroundtheblazinghearth,bandyingmerryjests,whileroastedcrabs[2]bobbedinbowlsofaleuponthehearthstone。WellknownwastheinntoRobinHoodandhisband,fortherehadheandsuchmerrycompanionsasLittleJohnorWillStutelyoryoungDavidofDoncasteroftengatheredwhenalltheforestwasfilledwithsnow。
Asforminehost,heknewhowtokeepastilltongueinhishead,andtoswallowhiswordsbeforetheypassedhisteeth,forheknewverywellwhichsideofhisbreadwasspreadwithbutter,forRobinandhisbandwerethebestofcustomersandpaidtheirscoreswithouthavingthemchalkedupbehindthedoor。
Sonow,whenRobinHoodandtheTinkercametheretoandcalledaloudfortwogreatpotsofale,nonewouldhaveknownfromlookorspeechthatthehosthadeverseteyesupontheoutlawbefore。
[2]Smallsourapples。
"Bidethouhere,"quothRobintotheTinker,"whileIgoandseethatminehostdrawethalefromtherightbutt,forhehathgoodOctober,Iknow,andthatbrewedbyWitholdofTamworth。"Sosaying,hewentwithinandwhisperedtothehosttoaddameasureofFlemishstrongwaterstothegoodEnglishale;
whichthelatterdidandbroughtittothem。
"ByOurLady,"saidtheTinker,afteralongdraughtoftheale,"yonsameWitholdofTamworth——arightgoodSaxonname,too,Iwouldhavetheeknow——breweththemosthummingalethate'erpassedthelipsofWato'theCrabstaff。"
"Drink,man,drink,"criedRobin,onlywettinghisownlipsmeanwhile。
"Ho,landlord!Bringmyfriendanotherpotofthesame。
Andnowforasong,myjollyblade。"
"Ay,thatwillIgivetheeasong,mylovelyfellow,"
quoththeTinker,"forInevertastedsuchaleinallmydaysbefore。
ByOurLady,itdothmakemyheadhumevennow!Hey,DameHostess,comelisten,anthouwouldsthearasong,andthoutoo,thoubonnylass,forneversingIsowellaswhenbrighteyesdolookuponmethewhile。"
ThenhesanganancientballadofthetimeofgoodKingArthur,called"TheMarriageofSirGawaine,"whichyoumaysometimereadyourself,instoutEnglishofearlytimes;andashesang,alllistenedtothatnobletaleofnobleknightandhissacrificetohisking。
ButlongbeforetheTinkercametothelastversehistonguebegantotripandhisheadtospin,becauseofthestrongwatersmixedwiththeale。
Firsthistonguetripped,thenitgrewthickofsound;thenhisheadwaggedfromsidetoside,untilatlasthefellasleepasthoughheneverwouldwakenagain。
ThenRobinHoodlaughedaloudandquicklytookthewarrantfromouttheTinker'spouchwithhisdeftfingers。
"Slyartthou,Tinker,"quothhe,"butnotyet,Ibow,artthouasslyasthatsameslythiefRobinHood。"
Thenhecalledthehosttohimandsaid,"Here,goodman,aretenbroadshillingsfortheentertainmentthouhastgivenusthisday。
Seethatthoutakestgoodcareofthyfairguestthere,andwhenhewakesthoumaystagainchargehimtenshillingsalso,andifhehathitnot,thoumaysttakehisbagandhammer,andevenhiscoat,inpayment。
ThusdoIpunishthosethatcomeintothegreenwoodtodealdoletome。
Asforthineownself,neverknewIlandlordyetthatwouldnotchargetwiceanhecould。"
Atthisthehostsmiledslyly,asthoughsayingtohimselftherusticsaw,"Teachamagpietosuckeggs。"
TheTinkersleptuntiltheafternoondrewtoacloseandtheshadowsgrewlongbesidethewoodlandedge,thenheawoke。
Firsthelookedup,thenhelookeddown,thenhelookedeast,thenhelookedwest,forhewasgatheringhiswitstogether,likebarleystrawsblownapartbythewind。
Firsthethoughtofhismerrycompanion,buthewasgone。
Thenhethoughtofhisstoutcrabstaff,andthathehadwithinhishand。Thenofhiswarrant,andofthefourscoreangelshewastogainforservingituponRobinHood。Hethrusthishandintohispouch,butnotascrapnorafarthingwasthere。
Thenhesprangtohisfeetinarage。
"Ho,landlord!"criedhe,"whitherhaththatknavegonethatwaswithmebutnow?"
"WhatknavemeanethYourWorship?"quoththelandlord,callingtheTinkerWorshiptosoothehim,asamanwouldpouroiluponangrywater。
"IsawnoknavewithYourWorship,forIswearnomanwoulddarecallthatmanknavesonightoSherwoodForest。ArightstoutyeomanI
sawwithYourWorship,butIthoughtthatYourWorshipknewhim,forfewtherebeaboutherethatpasshimbyandknowhimnot。"
"Now,howshouldI,thatne'erhavesquealedinyoursty,knowalltheswinetherein?Whowashe,then,anthouknowesthimsowell?"
"Why,yonsameisarightstoutfellowwhommenhereaboutsdocallRobinHood,whichsame——"
"Now,by'rLady!"criedtheTinkerhastily,andinadeepvoicelikeanangrybull,"thoudidstseemecomeintothineinn,I,astaunch,honestcraftsman,andnevertoldmewhomycompanywas,wellknowingthineownselfwhohewas。Now,Ihavearightroundpieceofamindtocrackthyknave'spateforthee!"
Thenhetookuphiscudgelandlookedatthelandlordasthoughhewouldsmitehimwherehestood。
"Nay,"criedthehost,throwinguphiselbow,forhefearedtheblow,"howknewIthatthouknewesthimnot?"
"Wellandtrulythankfulmaystthoube,"quoththeTinker,"thatI
beapatientmanandsodosparethybaldcrown,elsewouldstthoune'ercheatcustomeragain。ButasforthissameknaveRobinHood,Igostraightwaytoseekhim,andifIdonotscorehisknave'spate,cutmystaffintofagotsandcallmewoman。"
Sosaying,hegatheredhimselftogethertodepart。
"Nay,"quoththelandlord,standinginfrontofhimandholdingouthisarmslikeagooseherddrivinghisflock,formoneymadehimbold,"thougoestnottillthouhastpaidmemyscore。"
"Butdidnothepaythee?"
"Notsomuchasonefarthing;andtengoodshillings'worthofalehaveyedrunkthisday。Nay,Isay,thougoestnotawaywithoutpayingme,elseshallourgoodSheriffknowofit。"
"ButnoughthaveItopaytheewith,goodfellow,"quoththeTinker。
"`Goodfellow'notme,"saidthelandlord。
"GoodfellowamInotwhenitcomethtolosetenshillings!
Paymethatthouowestmeinbroadmoney,orelseleavethycoatandbagandhammer;yet,Iwottheyarenotworthtenshillings,andIshalllosethereby。Nay,anthoustirrest,IhaveagreatdogwithinandIwillloosehimuponthee。
Maken,openthouthedoorandletforthBrianifthisfellowstirsonestep。"
"Nay,"quoththeTinker——for,byroamingthecountry,hehadlearnedwhatdogswere——"takethouwhatthouwilthave,andletmedepartinpeace,andmayamurraingowiththee。
Butoh,landlord!AnIcatchyonscurvyvarlet,Iswearheshallpayfullwithusuryforthathehathhad!"
Sosaying,hestrodeawaytowardtheforest,talkingtohimself,whilethelandlordandhisworthydameandMakenstoodlookingafterhim,andlaughedwhenhehadfairlygone。
"RobinandIstrippedyonassofhispackmainneatly,"
quoththelandlord。
NowithappenedaboutthistimethatRobinHoodwasgoingthroughtheforesttoFosseWay,toseewhatwastobeseenthere,forthemoonwasfullandthenightgavepromiseofbeingbright。Inhishandhecarriedhisstoutoakenstaff,andathissidehunghisbuglehorn。Asthushewalkedupaforestpath,whistling,downanotherpathcametheTinker,mutteringtohimselfandshakinghisheadlikeanangrybull;
andso,atasuddenbend,theymetsharplyfacetoface。
Eachstoodstillforatime,andthenRobinspoke:
"Halloa,mysweetbird,"saidhe,laughingmerrily,"howlikestthouthineale?Wiltnotsingtomeanothersong?"
TheTinkersaidnothingatfirstbutstoodlookingatRobinwithagrimface。
"Now,"quothheatlast,"IamrightgladIhavemetthee,andifIdonotrattlethyboneswithinthyhidethisday,Igivetheeleavetoputthyfootuponmyneck。"
"Withallmyheart,"criedmerryRobin。"Rattlemybones,anthoucanst。"
Sosaying,hegrippedhisstaffandthrewhimselfuponhisguard。
ThentheTinkerspatuponhishandsand,graspinghisstaff,camestraightattheother。Hestrucktwoorthreeblows,butsoonfoundthathehadmethismatch,forRobinwardedandparriedallofthem,and,beforetheTinkerthought,hegavehimarapupontheribsinreturn。AtthisRobinlaughedaloud,andtheTinkergrewmoreangrythanever,andsmoteagainwithallhismightandmain。
AgainRobinwardedtwoofthestrokes,butatthethird,hisstaffbrokebeneaththemightyblowsoftheTinker。"Now,illbetidethee,traitorstaff,"criedRobin,asitfellfromhishands;"afoulstickartthoutoservemethusinminehourofneed。"
"Nowyieldthee,"quoththeTinker,"forthouartmycaptive;
andifthoudonot,Iwillbeatthypatetoapudding。"
TothisRobinHoodmadenoanswer,but,clappinghishorntohislips,heblewthreeblasts,loudandclear。
"Ay,"quoththeTinker,"blowthoumayest,butgothoumustwithmetoNottinghamTown,fortheSheriffwouldfainseetheethere。
Nowwiltthouyieldthee,orshallIhavetobreakthyprettyhead?"
"AnImustdrinksourale,Imust,"quothRobin,"butneverhaveIyieldedmetomanbefore,andthatwithoutwoundormarkuponmybody。Nor,whenIbethinkme,willIyieldnow。
Ho,mymerrymen!Comequickly!"
ThenfromouttheforestleapedLittleJohnandsixstoutyeomencladinLincolngreen。
"Hownow,goodmaster,"criedLittleJohn,"whatneedhastthouthatthoudostwindthyhornsoloudly?"
"Therestandsatinker,"quothRobin,"thatwouldfaintakemetoNottingham,theretohanguponthegallowstree。"
"Thenshallhehimselfhangforthwith,"criedLittleJohn,andheandtheothersmadeattheTinker,toseizehim。
"Nay,touchhimnot,"saidRobin,"forarightstoutmanishe。
Ametalmanheisbytrade,andamettledmanbynature;moreover,hedothsingalovelyballad。Say,goodfellow,wiltthoujoinmymerrymenall?
ThreesuitsofLincolngreenshaltthouhaveayear,besidesfortymarksinfee;thoushaltshareallwithusandleadarightmerrylifeinthegreenwood;forcareshavewenot,andmisfortunecomethnotuponuswithinthesweetshadesofSherwood,whereweshootthedundeerandfeeduponvenisonandsweetoatencakes,andcurdsandhoney。
Wiltthoucomewithme?"
"Ay,marry,willIjoinwithyouall,"quoththeTinker,"forIloveamerrylife,andIlovethee,goodmaster,thoughthoudidstthwackmyribsandcheatmeintothebargain。
FainamItoownthouartbothastouterandaslyermanthanI;
soIwillobeytheeandbethineowntrueservant。"
Soallturnedtheirstepstotheforestdepths,wheretheTinkerwastolivehenceforth。Formanyadayhesangballadstotheband,untilthefamousAllanaDalejoinedthem,beforewhosesweetvoiceallothersseemedasharshasaraven's;
butofhimwewilllearnhereafter。
TheShootingMatchatNottinghamTownTHENTHESHERIFFwasverywrothbecauseofthisfailuretotakejollyRobin,foritcametohisears,asillnewsalwaysdoes,thatthepeoplelaughedathimandmadeajestofhisthinkingtoserveawarrantuponsuchaoneastheboldoutlaw。
Andamanhatesnothingsomuchasbeingmadeajestof;sohesaid:
"OurgraciouslordandsovereignKinghimselfshallknowofthis,andhowhislawsarepervertedanddespisedbythisbandofrebeloutlaws。
AsforyontraitorTinker,himwillIhang,ifIcatchhim,upontheveryhighestgallowstreeinallNottinghamshire。"
ThenhebadeallhisservantsandretainerstomakereadytogotoLondonTown,toseeandspeakwiththeKing。
AtthistherewasbustlingattheSheriff'scastle,andmenranhitherandthitheruponthisbusinessanduponthat,whiletheforgefiresofNottinghamglowedredfarintothenightliketwinklingstars,forallthesmithsofthetownwerebusymakingormendingarmorfortheSheriff'stroopofescort。
Fortwodaysthislaborlasted,then,onthethird,allwasreadyforthejourney。Soforththeystartedinthebrightsunlight,fromNottinghamTowntoFosseWayandthencetoWatlingStreet;
andsotheyjourneyedfortwodays,untiltheysawatlastthespiresandtowersofgreatLondonTown;andmanyfolksstopped,astheyjourneyedalong,andgazedattheshowtheymaderidingalongthehighwayswiththeirflashingarmorandgayplumesandtrappings。
InLondonKingHenryandhisfairQueenEleanorheldtheircourt,gaywithladiesinsilksandsatinsandvelvetsandclothofgold,andalsobraveknightsandgallantcourtiers。
ThithercametheSheriffandwasshownintotheKing'spresence。
"Aboon,aboon,"quothhe,ashekneltupontheground。
"Nowwhatwouldstthouhave?"saidtheKing。"Letushearwhatmaybethydesires。"
"OgoodmyLordandSovereign,"spaketheSheriff,"inSherwoodForestinourowngoodshireofNottingham,livethaboldoutlawwhosenameisRobinHood。"
"Ingoodsooth,"saidtheKing,"hisdoingshavereachedevenourownroyalears。Heisasaucy,rebelliousvarlet,yet,Iamfaintoown,arightmerrysoulwithal。"
"Buthearken,OmymostgraciousSovereign,"saidtheSheriff。"Isentawarranttohimwiththineownroyalsealattached,byarightlustyknave,buthebeatthemessengerandstolethewarrant。
Andhekilleththydeerandrobbeththineownliegesubjectsevenuponthegreathighways。"
"Why,hownow,"quoththeKingwrathfully。"Whatwouldstthouhavemedo?
Comestthounottomewithagreatarrayofmen-at-armsandretainers,andyetartnotabletotakeasinglebandoflustyknaveswithoutarmoronbreast,inthineowncounty!Whatwouldstthouhavemedo?ArtthounotmySheriff?ArenotmylawsinforceinNottinghamshire?Canstthounottakethineowncourseagainstthosethatbreakthelawsordoanyinjurytotheeorthine?Go,gettheegone,andthinkwell;devisesomeplanofthineown,buttroublemenofurther。Butlookwelltoit,MasterSheriff,forIwillhavemylawsobeyedbyallmenwithinmykingdom,andifthouartnotabletoenforcethemthouartnosheriffforme。
Solookwelltothyself,Isay,orillmaybefalltheeaswellasallthethievingknavesinNottinghamshire。Whenthefloodcomethitsweepethawaygrainaswellaschaff。"
ThentheSheriffturnedawaywithasoreandtroubledheart,andsadlyheruedhisfineshowofretainers,forhesawthattheKingwasangrybecausehehadsomanymenabouthimandyetcouldnotenforcethelaws。So,astheyallrodeslowlybacktoNottingham,theSheriffwasthoughtfulandfullofcare。
Notaworddidhespeaktoanyone,andnooneofhismenspoketohim,butallthetimehewasbusydevisingsomeplantotakeRobinHood。
"Aha!"criedhesuddenly,smitinghishanduponhisthigh"Ihaveitnow!
Rideon,mymerrymenall,andletusgetbacktoNottinghamTownasspeedilyaswemay。Andmarkwellmywords:beforeafortnightispassed,thatevilknaveRobinHoodwillbesafelyclappedintoNottinghamgaol。"
ButwhatwastheSheriff'splan?
Asausurertakeseachoneofabagofsilverangels,feelingeachcointofindwhetheritbeclippedornot,sotheSheriff,asallrodeslowlyandsadlybacktowardNottingham,tookupthoughtafterthoughtinturn,feelingaroundtheedgesofeachbutfindingineveryonesomeflaw。
AtlasthethoughtofthedaringsoulofjollyRobinandhow,ashetheSheriffknew,heoftencameevenwithinthewallsofNottingham。
"Now,"thoughttheSheriff,"couldIbutpersuadeRobinnightoNottinghamTownsothatIcouldfindhim,IwarrantIwouldlayhandsuponhimsostoutlythathewouldnevergetawayagain。"
Thenofasuddenitcametohimlikeaflashthatwerehetoproclaimagreatshootingmatchandoffersomegrandprize,RobinHoodmightbeoverpersuadedbyhisspirittocometothebutts;
anditwasthisthoughtwhichcausedhimtocry"Aha!"andsmitehispalmuponhisthigh。
So,assoonashehadreturnedsafelytoNottingham,hesentmessengersnorthandsouth,andeastandwest,toproclaimthroughtown,hamlet,andcountryside,thisgrandshootingmatch,andeveryonewasbiddenthatcoulddrawalongbow,andtheprizewastobeanarrowofpurebeatengold。
WhenRobinHoodfirstheardthenewsofthishewasinLincolnTown,andhasteningbacktoSherwoodForesthesooncalledallhismerrymenabouthimandspoketothemthus:
"Nowhearken,mymerrymenall,tothenewsthatIhavebroughtfromLincolnTowntoday。OurfriendtheSheriffofNottinghamhathproclaimedashootingmatch,andhathsentmessengerstotellofitthroughallthecountryside,andtheprizeistobeabrightgoldenarrow。
NowIfainwouldhaveoneofuswinit,bothbecauseofthefairnessoftheprizeandbecauseoursweetfriendtheSheriffhathofferedit。
Sowewilltakeourbowsandshaftsandgotheretoshoot,forIknowrightwellthatmerrimentwillbea-going。Whatsayye,lads?"
ThenyoungDavidofDoncasterspokeupandsaid,"Nowlisten,Ipraythee,goodmaster,untowhatIsay。IhavecomestraightfromourfriendEadomo'
theBlueBoar,andthereIheardthefullnewsofthissamematch。