ItchancedthatFlorahadmetMr。Robbieinthecourseoftheafternoon。”Now,MissFlora”hehadsaid,”comeearly,forIhaveaPhoenixtoshowyou-oneMr。Ducie,anewclientofminethat,I
vow,Ihavefalleninlovewith”;andhewassogoodastoaddawordortwoonmyappearance,fromwhichFloraconceivedasuspicionofthetruth。Shehadcometotheparty,inconsequence,ontheknife-edgeofanticipationandalarm;hadchosenaplacebythedoor,whereIfoundher,onmyarrival,surroundedbyaposseofvapidyouths;and,whenIdrewnear,spranguptomeetmeinthemostnaturalmannerintheworld,and,obviously,withapreparedformofwords。”Howdoyoudo,Mr。Ducie?”shesaid。”ItisquiteanagesinceI
haveseenyou!””Ihavemuchtotellyou,MissGilchrist”Ireplied。”MayIsitdown?”
Fortheartfulgirl,bysittingnearthedoor,andthejudicioususeofhershawl,hadcontrivedtokeepachairemptybyherside。
Shemaderoomforme,asamatterofcourse,andtheyouthshadthediscretiontomeltbeforeus。AssoonasIwasonceseatedherfanflewout,andshewhisperedbehindit:”Areyoumad?””Madlyinlove”Ireplied;”butinnoothersense。””Ihavenopatience!YoucannotunderstandwhatIamsuffering!”
shesaid。”WhatareyoutosaytoRonald,toMajorChevenix,tomyaunt?”
Youraunt?”Icried,withastart。”PECCAVI!isshehere?””Sheisinthecard-roomatwhist”saidFlora。”Whereshewillprobablystayalltheevening?”Isuggested。”Shemay”sheadmitted;”shegenerallydoes!””Well,then,Imustavoidthecard-room”saidI,”whichisverymuchwhatIhadcountedupondoing。Ididnotcomeheretoplaycards,buttocontemplateacertainyoungladytomyheart”scontent-ifitcaneverbecontented!-andtotellhersomegoodnews。””ButtherearestillRonaldandtheMajor!”shepersisted。”Theyarenotcard-roomfixtures!Ronaldwillbecomingandgoing。AndasforMr。Chevenix,he-””AlwayssitswithMissFlora?”Iinterrupted。”AndtheytalkofpoorSt。Ives?Ihadgatheredasmuch,mydear;andMr。Duciehascometopreventit!Butpraydismissthesefears!Imindnoonebutyouraunt。””Whymyaunt?””Becauseyourauntisalady,mydear,andaverycleverlady,and,likeallcleverladies,averyrashlady”saidI。”Youcannevercountuponthem,unlessyouaresureofgettingtheminacorner,asIhavegotyou,andtalkingthemoverrationally,asIamjustengagedonwithyourself!Itwouldbequitethesametoyouraunttomaketheworstkindofascandal,withanequalindifferencetomydangerandtothefeelingsofourgoodhost!””Well”shesaid,”andwhatofRonald,then?DoyouthinkHEisabovemakingascandal?Youmustknowhimverylittle!””Ontheotherhand,itismypretensionthatIknowhimverywell!”
Ireplied。”ImustspeaktoRonaldfirst-notRonaldtome-thatisall!””Then,please,goandspeaktohimatonce!”shepleaded。Heisthere-doyousee?-attheupperendoftheroom,talkingtothatgirlinpink。””AndsolosethisseatbeforeIhavetoldyoumygoodnews?”I
exclaimed。”Catchme!And,besides,mydearone,thinkalittleofmeandmygoodnews!Ithoughtthebearerofgoodnewswasalwayswelcome!Ihopedhemightbealittlewelcomeforhimself!
Consider!Ihavebutonefriend;andletmestaybyher!AndthereisonlyonethingIcaretohear;andletmehearit!””Oh,Anne”shesighed,”ifIdidnotloveyou,whyshouldIbesouneasy?Iamturnedintoacoward,dear!Think,ifitweretheotherwayround-ifyouwerequitesafeandIwasin,oh,suchdanger!”
ShehadnosoonersaiditthanIwasconvictedofbeingadullard。”Godforgiveme,dear!”Imadehastetoreply。”Ineversawbeforethatthereweretwosidestothis!”AndItoldhermytaleasbrieflyasIcould,androsetoseekRonald。”Yousee,mydear,youareobeyed”Isaid。
Shegavemealookthatwasarewardinitself;andasIturnedawayfromher,withastrongsenseofturningawayfromthesun,I
carriedthatlookinmybosomlikeacaress。Thegirlinpinkwasanarch,oglingperson,withagooddealofeyesandteeth,andagreatplayofshouldersandrattleofconversation。Therecouldbenodoubt,fromMr。Ronald”sattitude,thatheworshippedtheverychairshesaton。ButIwasquiteruthless。Ilaidmyhandonhisshoulder,ashewasstoopingoverherlikeahenoverachicken。”Excusemeforonemoment,Mr。Gilchrist!”saidI。
Hestartedandspanaboutinanswertomytouch,andexhibitedafaceofinarticulatewonder。”Yes!”Icontinued,”itisevenmyself!PardonmeforinterruptingsoagreeableaTETE-A-TETE,butyouknow,mygoodfellow,weoweafirstdutytoMr。Robbie。Itwouldneverdotoriskmakingasceneintheman”sdrawing-room;sothefirstthingI
hadtoattendtowastohaveyouwarned。ThenameIgobyisDucie,too,incaseofaccidents。””I-Isay,youknow!”criedRonald。”Deucetakeit,whatareyoudoinghere?””Hush,hush!”saidI。”Nottheplace,mydearfellow-nottheplace。Cometomyrooms,ifyoulike,to-nightaftertheparty,orto-morrowinthemorning,andwecantalkitoutoverasegar。Buthere,youknow,itreallywon”tdoatall。”
Beforehecouldcollecthismindforananswer,IhadgivenhimmyaddressinSt。JamesSquare,andhadagainmingledwiththecrowd。
Alas!IwasnotfatedtogetbacktoFlorasoeasily!Mr。Robbiewasinthepath:hewasinsatiablyloquacious;andashecontinuedtopalaverIwatchedtheinsipidyouthsgatheragainaboutmyidol,andcursedmyfateandmyhost。HerememberedsuddenlythatIwastoattendtheAssemblyBallonThursday,andhadonlyattendedto-
nightbywayofapreparative。Thisputitintohisheadtopresentmetoanotheryounglady;butImanagedthisinterviewwithsomuchartthat,whileIwasscrupulouslypoliteandevencordialtothefairone,IcontrivedtokeepRobbiebesidemeallthetimeandtoleavealongwithhimwhentheordealwasover。Wewerejustwalkingawayarminarm,whenIspiedmyfriendtheMajorapproaching,stiffasaramrodand,asusual,obtrusivelyclean。”Oh!there”samanIwanttoknow”saidI,takingthebullbythehorns。”Won”tyouintroducemetoMajorChevenix?””Ataword,mydearfellow”saidRobbie;and”Major!”hecried,”comehereandletmepresenttoyoumyfriendMr。Ducie,whodesiresthehonourofyouracquaintance。”
TheMajorflushedvisibly,butotherwisepreservedhiscomposure。
Hebowedverylow。”I”mnotverysure”hesaid:”Ihaveanideawehavemetbefore?””Informally”Isaid,returninghisbow;”andIhavelonglookedforwardtothepleasureofregularisingouracquaintance。””Youareverygood,Mr。Ducie”hereturned。”Perhapsyoucouldaidmymemoryalittle?WherewasitthatIhadthepleasure?””Oh,thatwouldbetellingtalesoutofschool”saidI,withalaugh,”andbeforemylawyer,too!””I”llwager”brokeinMr。Robbie,”that,whenyouknewmyclient,Chevenix-thepastofourfriendMr。Ducieisanobscurechapterfullofhorridsecrets-I”llwager,now,youknewhimasSt。
Ivey”sayshe,nudgingmeviolently。”Ithinknot,sir”saidtheMajor,withpinchedlips。”Well,Iwishhemayproveallright!”continuedthelawyer,withcertainlytheworst-inspiredjocularityintheworld。”Iknownothingbyhim!Hemaybeaswellmobsmanformewithhisaliases。
Youmustputyourmemoryontherack,Major,andwhenye”verememberedwhenandwhereyemethim,besureyetellme。””Iwillnotfail,sir”saidChevenix。”Seektohim!”criedRobbie,wavinghishandashedeparted。
TheMajor,assoonaswewerealone,turneduponmehisimpassivecountenance。”Well”hesaid,”youhavecourage。””Itisundoubtedasyourhonour,sir”Ireturned,bowing。”Didyouexpecttomeetme,mayIask?”saidhe。”Yousaw,atleast,thatIcourtedthepresentation”saidI。”Andyouwerenotafraid?”saidChevenix。”Iwasperfectlyatease。IknewIwasdealingwithagentleman。
Bethatyourepitaph。””Well,therearesomeotherpeoplelookingforyou”hesaid,”whowillmakenobonesaboutthepointofhonour。Thepolice,mydearsir,aresimplyagogaboutyou。””AndIthinkthatthatwascoarse”saidI。”YouhaveseenMissGilchrist?”heinquired,changingthesubject。”Withwhom,Iamledtounderstand,weareonafootingofrivalry?”Iasked。”Yes,Ihaveseenher。””AndIwasjustseekingher”hereplied。
Iwasconsciousofacertainthrilloftemper;so,Isuppose,washe。Welookedeachotherupanddown。”Thesituationisoriginal”heresumed。”Quite”saidI。”Butletmetellyoufranklyyouareblowingacoldcoal。IoweyousomuchforyourkindnesstotheprisonerChampdivers。””Meaningthatthelady”saffectionsaremoreadvantageouslydisposedof?”heasked,withasneer。”Thankyou,Iamsure。And,sinceyouhavegivenmealead,justhearawordofgoodadviceinyourturn。Isitfair,isitdelicate,isitlikeagentleman,tocompromisetheyoungladybyattentionswhichasyouknowverywellcancometonothing?”
Iwasutterlyunabletofindwordsinanswer。”ExcusemeifIcutthisinterviewshort”hewenton。”Itseemstomedoomedtocometonothing,andthereismoreattractivemetal。””Yes”Ireplied,”asyousay,itcannotamounttomuch。Youareimpotent,boundhandandfootinhonour。Youknowmetobeamanfalselyaccused,andevenifyoudidnotknowit,fromyourpositionasmyrivalyouhaveonlythechoicetostandquitestillortobeinfamous。””Iwouldnotsaythat”hereturned,withanotherchangeofcolour。”Imayhearitoncetoooften。”
WithwhichhemovedoffstraightforwhereFlorawassittingamidsthercourtofvapidyouths,andIhadnochoicebuttofollowhim,abadsecond,andreadingmyself,asIwent,asharplessononthecommandoftemper。
Itisastrangethinghowyoungmenintheirteensgodownatthemerewindofthecomingofmenoftwenty-fiveandupwards!ThevapidonesfledwithoutthoughtofresistancebeforetheMajorandme;afewdalliedawhileintheneighbourhood-sotospeak,withtheirfingersintheirmouths-butpresentlythesealsofollowedtherout,andweremainedfacetofacebeforeFlora。Therewasadraughtinthatcornerbythedoor;shehadthrownherpelisseoverherbarearmsandneck,andthedarkfurofthetrimmingsetthemoff。Sheshonebycontrast;thelightplayedonhersmoothskintoadmiration,andthecolourchangedinherexcitedface。Fortheleastfractionofasecondshelookedfromonetotheotherofherpairofrivalswains,andseemedtohesitate。ThensheaddressedChevenix:-”YouarecomingtotheAssembly,ofcourse,MajorChevenix?”saidshe。”Ifearnot;IfearIshallbeotherwiseengaged”hereplied。”Eventhepleasureofdancingwithyou,MissFlora,mustgivewaytoduty。”
Forawhilethetalkranharmlesslyontheweather,andthenbranchedofftowardsthewar。Itseemedtobebynoone”sfault;
itwasintheair,andhadtocome。”Goodnewsfromthesceneofoperations”saidtheMajor。”Goodnewswhileitlasts”Isaid。”ButwillMissGilchristtellusherprivatethoughtuponthewar?Inheradmirationforthevictors,doesnotthereminglesomepityforthevanquished?””Indeed,sir”shesaid,withanimation,”onlytoomuchofit!WarisasubjectthatIdonotthinkshouldbetalkedoftoagirl。I
am,Ihavetobe-whatdoyoucallit?-anon-combatant?Andtoremindmeofwhatothershavetodoandsuffer:no,itisnotfair!””MissGilchristhasthetenderfemaleheart”saidChevenix。”Donotbetoosureofthat!”shecried。”Iwouldlovetobeallowedtofightmyself!””Onwhichside?”Iasked。”Canyouask?”sheexclaimed。”IamaScottishgirl!””SheisaScottishgirl!”repeatedtheMajor,lookingatme。”Andnoonegrudgesyouherpity!””AndIgloryineverygrainofitshehastospare”saidI。”Pityisakintolove。””Well,andletusputthatquestiontoMissGilchrist。Itisforhertodecide,andforustobowtothedecision。Ispity,MissFlora,orisadmiration,nearestlove?””Ohcome”saidI,”letusbemoreconcrete。Laybeforetheladyacompletecase:describeyourman,thenI”lldescribeMINE,andMissFlorashalldecide。””IthinkIseeyourmeaning”saidhe,”andI”lltry。Youthinkthatpity-andthekindredsentiments-havethegreatestpowerupontheheart。Ithinkmorenoblyofwomen。Tomyview,themantheylovewillfirstofallcommandtheirrespect;hewillbesteadfast-proud,ifyouplease;dry,possibly-butofallthingssteadfast。Theywilllookathimindoubt;atlasttheywillseethatsternfacewhichhepresentstoalltherestoftheworldsoftentothemalone。First,trust,Isay。Itissothatawomanloveswhoisworthyofheroes。””Yourmanisveryambitious,sir”saidI,”andverymuchofahero!Mineisahumbler,and,Iwouldfainthink,amorehumandog。Heisonewithnoparticulartrustinhimself,withnosuperiorsteadfastnesstobeadmiredfor,whoseesalady”sface,whohearshervoice,and,withoutanyphraseaboutthematter,fallsinlove。Whatdoesheaskfor,then,butpity?-pityforhisweakness,pityforhislove,whichishislife。Youwouldmakewomenalwaystheinferiors,gapingupatyourimaginarylover;he,likeamarblestatue,withhisnoseintheair!ButGodhasbeenwiserthanyou;andthemoststeadfastofyourheroesmayprovehuman,afterall。Weappealtothequeenforjudgment”Iadded,turningandbowingbeforeFlora。”Andhowshallthequeenjudge?”sheasked。”Imustgiveyouananswerthatisnoansweratall。“Thewindblowethwhereitlisteth“:shegoeswhereherheartgoes。”
Herfaceflushedasshesaidit;minealso,forIreadinitadeclaration,andmyheartswelledforjoy。ButChevenixgrewpale。”Youmakeoflifeaverydreadfulkindoflottery,ma”am”saidhe。”ButIwillnotdespair。Honestandunornamentalisstillmychoice。”
AndImustsayhelookedextremelyhandsomeandveryamusinglylikethemarblestatuewithitsnoseintheairtowhichIhadcomparedhim。”Icannotimaginehowwegotuponthissubject”saidFlora。”Madame,itwasthroughthewar”repliedChevenix。”AllroadsleadtoRome”Icommented。”WhatelsewouldyouexpectMr。Chevenixandmyselftotalkof?”
AboutthistimeIwasconsciousofacertainbustleandmovementintheroombehindme,butdidnotpaytoitthatdegreeofattentionwhichperhapswouldhavebeenwise。TherecameacertainchangeinFlora”sface;shesignalledrepeatedlywithherfan;hereyesappealedtomeobsequiously;therecouldbenodoubtthatshewantedsomething-aswellasIcouldmakeout,thatIshouldgoawayandleavethefieldclearformyrival,whichIhadnottheleastideaofdoing。Atlastsherosefromherchairwithimpatience。”Ithinkittimeyouweresayinggood-night,MrDucie!”shesaid。
Icouldnotintheleastseewhy,andsaidso。
Whereuponshegavemethisappallinganswer,”Myauntiscomingoutofthecard-room。”
Inlesstimethanittakestotell,Ihadmademybowandmyescape。Lookingbackfromthedoorway,Iwasprivilegedtosee,foramoment,theaugustprofileandgoldeyeglassesofMissGilchristissuingfromthecard-room;andthesightlentmewings。
Istoodnotontheorderofmygoing;andamomentafter,IwasonthepavementofCastleStreet,andthelightedwindowsshonedownonme,andwerecrossedbyironicalshadowsofthosewhohadremainedbehind。
CHAPTERXXIX-EVENTSOFTUESDAY:THETOILSCLOSING
THISdaybeganwithasurprise。Ifoundaletteronmybreakfast-
tableaddressedtoEdwardDucie,Esquire;andatfirstIwasstartledbeyondmeasure。”Consciencedothmakecowardsofusall!”
WhenIhadopenedit,itprovedtobeonlyanotefromthelawyer,enclosingacardfortheAssemblyBallonThursdayevening。
Shortlyafter,asIwascomposingmymindwithasegaratoneofthewindowsofthesitting-room,andRowley,havingfinishedthelightshareofworkthatfelltohim,satnotfarofftootlingwithgreatspiritandamarkedpreferencefortheupperoctave,Ronaldwassuddenlyshownin。Igothimasegar,drewinachairtothesideofthefire,andinstalledhimthere-Iwasgoingtosay,athisease,butnoexpressioncouldbefartherfromthetruth。Hewasplainlyonpinsandneedles,didnotknowwhethertotakeortorefusethesegar,and,afterhehadtakenit,didnotknowwhethertolightortoreturnit。Isawhehadsomethingtosay;Ididnotthinkitwashisownsomething;andIwasreadytoofferalargebetitwasreallysomethingofMajorChevenix”s。”Well,andsohereyouare!”Iobserved,withpointlesscordiality,forIwasboundIshoulddonothingtohelphimout。Ifhewere,indeed,hererunningerrandsformyrival,hemighthaveafairfield,butcertainlynofavour。”Thefactis”hebegan,”Iwouldratherseeyoualone。””Why,certainly”Ireplied。”Rowley,youcanstepintothebedroom。Mydearfellow”Icontinued,”thissoundsserious。
Nothingwrong,Itrust。””Well,I”llbequitehonest”saidhe。”IAMagooddealbothered。””AndIbetIknowwhy!”Iexclaimed。”AndIbetIcanputyoutorights,too!””Whatdoyoumean!”heasked。”Youmustbehardup”saidI,”andallIcansayis,you”vecometotherightplace。Ifyouhavetheleastuseforahundredpounds,oranysuchtriflingsumasthat,pleasementionit。It”shere,quiteatyourservice。””Iamsureitismostkindofyou”saidRonald,”andthetruthis,thoughIcan”tthinkhowyouguessedit,thatIreallyAMalittlebehindboard。ButIhaven”tcometotalkaboutthat。””No,Idaresay!”criedI。”Notworthtalkingabout!Butremember,Ronald,youandIareondifferentsidesofthebusiness。
Rememberthatyoudidmeoneofthoseservicesthatmakemenfriendsforever。AndsinceIhavehadthefortunetocomeintoafairshareofmoney,justobligeme,andconsidersomuchofitasyourown。””No”hesaid,”Icouldn”ttakeit;Icouldn”t,really。Besides,thefactis,I”vecomeonaverydifferentmatter。It”saboutmysister,St。Ives”andheshookhisheadmenacinglyatme。”You”requitesure?”Ipersisted。”It”shere,atyourservice-uptofivehundredpounds,ifyoulike。Well,allright;onlyrememberwhereitis,whenyoudowantit。””Oh,pleaseletmealone!”criedRonald:”I”vecometosaysomethingunpleasant;andhowonearthcanIdoit,ifyoudon”tgiveafellowachance?It”saboutmysister,asIsaid。Youcanseeforyourselfthatitcan”tbeallowedtogoon。It”scompromising;itdon”tleadtoanything;andyou”renotthekindofmanyoumustfeelityourselfthatIcanallowmyfemalerelativestohaveanythingtodowith。Ihatesayingthis,St。
Ives;itlookslikehittingamanwhenhe”sdown,youknow;andI
toldtheMajorIverymuchdislikeditfromthefirst。However,ithadtobesaid;andnowithasbeen,and,betweengentlemen,itshouldn”tbenecessarytorefertoitagain。””It”scompromising;itdoesn”tleadtoanything;notthekindofman”Irepeatedthoughtfully。”Yes,IbelieveIunderstand,andshallmakehastetoputmyselfENREGLE。”Istoodup,andlaidmysegardown。”Mr。Gilchrist”saidI,withabow,”inanswertoyourverynaturalobservations,Ibegtooffermyselfasasuitorforyoursister”shand。Iamamanoftitle,ofwhichwethinklightlyinFrance,butofancientlineage,whichiseverywhereprized。Icandisplaythirty-twoquarteringswithoutablot。Myexpectationsarecertainlyabovetheaverage:Ibelievemyuncle”sincomeaveragesaboutthirtythousandpounds,thoughIadmitIwasnotcarefultoinformmyself。Putitanywherebetweenfifteenandfiftythousand;itiscertainlynotless。””Allthisisveryeasytosay”saidRonald,withapityingsmile。”Unfortunately,thesethingsareintheair。””Pardonme,-inBuckinghamshire”saidI,smiling。”Well,whatImeanis,mydearSt。Ives,thatyouCAN”TPROVE
them”hecontinued。”Theymightjustaswellnotbe:doyoufollowme?Youcan”tbringusanythirdpartytobackyou。””Oh,come!”criedI,springingupandhurryingtothetable。”Youmustexcuseme!”IwroteRomaine”saddress。”Thereismyreference,Mr。Gilchrist。Untilyouhavewrittentohim,andreceivedhisnegativeanswer,Ihavearighttobetreated,andI
shallseethatyoutreatme,asagentleman。”Hewasbroughtupwitharoundturnatthat。”Ibegyourpardon,St。Ives”saidhe。”Believeme,Ihadnowishtobeoffensive。Butthere”sthedifficultyofthisaffair;I
can”tmakeanyofmypointswithoutoffence!Youmustexcuseme,it”snotmyfault。But,atanyrate,youmustseeforyourselfthisproposalofmarriageis-ismerelyimpossible,mydearfellow。It”snonsense!Ourcountriesareatwar;youareaprisoner。””MyancestorofthetimeoftheLigue”Ireplied,”marriedaHuguenotladyoutoftheSaintonge,ridingtwohundredmilesthroughanenemy”scountrytobringoffhisbride;anditwasahappymarriage。””Well!”hebegan;andthenlookeddownintothefire,andbecamesilent。”Well?”Iasked。”Well,there”sthisbusinessof-Goguelat”saidhe,stilllookingatthecoalsinthegrate。”What!”Iexclaimed,startinginmychair。”What”sthatyousay?””ThisbusinessaboutGoguelat”herepeated。”Ronald”saidI,”thisisnotyourdoing。Thesearenotyourownwords。Iknowwheretheycamefrom:acowardputtheminyourmouth。””St。Ives!”hecried,”whydoyoumakeitsohardforme?andwhere”stheuseofinsultingotherpeople?TheplainEnglishis,thatIcan”thearofanyproposalofmarriagefromamanunderachargelikethat。Youmustseeitforyourself,man!It”sthemostabsurdthingIeverheardof!Andyougoonforcingmetoarguewithyou,too!””BecauseIhavehadanaffairofhonourwhichterminatedunhappily,you-ayoungsoldier,ornext-doortoit-refusemyoffer?DoI
understandyouaright?”saidI。”Mydearfellow!”hewailed,”ofcourseyoucantwistmywords,ifyoulike。YouSAYitwasanaffairofhonour。Well,Ican”t,ofcourse,tellyouthat-Ican”t-Imean,youmustseethatthat”sjustthepoint!Wasit?Idon”tknow。””Ihavethehonourtoinformyou”saidI。”Well,otherpeoplesaythereverse,yousee!””Theylie,Ronald,andIwillproveitintime。””Theshortandthelongofitis,thatanymanwhoissounfortunateastohavesuchthingssaidabouthimisnotthemantobemybrother-in-law!”hecried。”Doyouknowwhowillbemyfirstwitnessatthecourt?ArthurChevenix!”saidI。”Idon”tcare!”hecried,risingfromhischairandbeginningtopaceoutrageouslyabouttheroom。”Whatdoyoumean,St。Ives?
Whatisthisabout?It”slikeadream,Ideclare!Youmadeanoffer,andIhaverefusedit。Idon”tlikeit,Idon”twantit;
andwhateverIdid,ordidn”t,wouldn”tmatter-myauntwouldn”tbearofitanyway!Can”tyoutakeyouranswer,man?””Youmustremember,Ronald,thatweareplayingwithedgedtools”
saidI。”Anofferofmarriageisadelicatesubjecttohandle。
Youhaverefused,andyouhavejustifiedyourrefusalbyseveralstatements:first,thatIwasanimpostor;second,thatourcountrieswereatwar;andthird-No,Iwillspeak”saidI;”youcananswerwhenIhavedone,-andthird,thatIhaddishonourablykilled-orwassaidtohavedoneso-themanGoguelat。Now,mydearfellow,theseareveryawkwardgroundstobetaking。Fromanyoneelse”slipsIneedscarcetellyouhowIshouldresentthem;
butmyhandsaretied。Ihavesomuchgratitudetoyou,withouttalkingoftheloveIbearyoursister,thatyouinsultme,whenyoudoso,underthecoverofacompleteimpunity。Imustfeelthepain-andIdofeelitacutely-Icandonothingtoprotectmyself。”Hehadbeenanxiousenoughtointerruptmeinthebeginning;butnow,andafterIhadceased,hestoodalongwhilesilent。”St。Ives”hesaidatlast,”IthinkIhadbettergoaway。Thishasbeenveryirritating。Ineveratallmeanttosayanythingofthekind,andIapologisetoyou。Ihavealltheesteemforyouthatonegentlemanshouldhaveforanother。Ionlymeanttotellyou-toshowyouwhathadinfluencedmymind;andthat,inshort,thethingwasimpossible。Onethingyoumaybequitesureof:I
shalldonothingagainstyou。WillyoushakehandsbeforeIgoaway?”heblurtedout。”Yes”saidI,”Iagreewithyou-theinterviewhasbeenirritating。Letbygonesbebygones。Good-bye,Ronald。””Good-bye,St。Ives!”hereturned。”I”mheartilysorry。”
Andwiththathewasgone。
Thewindowsofmyownsitting-roomlookedtowardsthenorth;buttheentrancepassagedrewitslightfromthedirectionofthesquare。HenceIwasabletoobserveRonald”sdeparture,hisverydisheartenedgait,andthefactthathewasjoined,abouthalf-way,bynolessamanthanMajorChevenix。Atthis,Icouldscarcekeepfromsmiling;sounpalatableaninterviewmustbebeforethepairofthem,andIcouldheartheirvoices,clashinglikecrossedswords,inthateternalantiphonyof”Itoldyou”and”Itoldyounot。”Withoutdoubt,theyhadgainedverylittlebytheirvisit;
butthenIhadgainedlessthannothing,andhadbeenbitterlydispiritedintothebargain。Ronaldhadstucktohisgunsandrefusedmetothelast。Itwasnonews;but,ontheotherhand,itcouldnotbecontortedintogoodnews。IwasnowcertainthatduringmytemporaryabsenceinFrance,allironswouldbeputintothefire,andtheworldturnedupsidedown,tomakeFloradisowntheobtrusiveFrenchmanandacceptChevenix。Withoutdoubtshewouldresisttheseinstances:butthethoughtofthemdidnotpleaseme,andIfeltsheshouldbewarnedandpreparedforthebattle。
Itwasnousetotryandseehernow,butIpromisedmyselfearlythateveningtoreturntoSwanston。InthemeantimeIhadtomakeallmypreparations,andlookthecomingjourneyintheface。HereinEdinburghIwaswithinfourmilesofthesea,yetthebusinessofapproachingrandomfishermenwithmyhatintheonehandandaknifeintheother,appearedsodesperate,thatIsawnothingforitbuttoretracemystepsoverthenortherncounties,andknockasecondtimeatthedoorsofBirchellFenn。Todothis,moneywouldbenecessary;andafterleavingmypaperinthehandsofFloraI
hadstillabalanceofaboutfifteenhundredpounds。OrratherI
maysayIhadthemandIhadthemnot;foraftermyluncheonwithMr。RobbieIhadplacedtheamount,allbutthirtypoundsofchange,inabankinGeorgeStreet,onadepositreceiptinthenameofMr。Rowley。ThisIhaddesignedtobemygifttohim,incaseImustsuddenlydepart。Butnow,thinkingbetterofthearrangement,Idespatchedmylittleman,cockadeandall,toliftthefifteenhundred。
Hewasnotlonggone,andreturnedwithaflushedface,andthedepositreceiptstillinhishand。”Nogo,Mr。Anne”sayshe。”How”sthat?”Iinquired,”Well,sir,Ifoundtheplaceallright,andnomistake”saidhe。”ButItellyouwhatgavemeabluefright!Therewasacustomerstandingbythedoor,andIreckonisedhim!Whodoyouthinkitwas,Mr。Anne?W”y,thatsameRed-Breast-himIhadbreakfastwithnearAylesbury。””Youaresureyouarenotmistaken?”Iasked。”Certainsure”hereplied。”NotMr。Lavender,Idon”tmean,sir;
Imeantheotherparty。“Wot”shedoinghere?”saysI。Itdon”tlookright。”””Notbyanymeans”Iagreed。
Iwalkedtoandfrointheapartmentreflecting。ThisparticularBowStreetrunnermightbeherebyaccident;butitwastoimagineasingularplayofcoincidencethathe,whohadmetRowleyandspokenwithhiminthe”GreenDragon”hardbyAylesbury,shouldbenowinScotland,wherehecouldhavenolegitimatebusiness,andbythedoorsofthebankwhereRowleykepthisaccount。”Rowley”saidI,”hedidn”tseeyou,didhe?””Neverafear”quothRowley。”W”yMr。Anne,sir,ifhe”ad,youwouldn”thaveseenMEanymore!Iain”tahass,sir!””Well,myboy,youcanputthatreceiptinyourpocket。You”llhavenomoreuseforittillyou”requiteclearofme。Don”tloseit,though;it”syourshareoftheChristmas-box:fifteenhundredpoundsallforyourself。””Beggingyourpardon,Mr。Anne,sir,butwotfor!”saidRowley。”Tosetupapublic-houseupon”saidI。”Ifyou”llexcuseme,sir,Iain”tgotanycalltosetupapublic-
house,sir”herepliedstoutly。”AndItellyouwot,sir,itseemstomeI”mreetheryoungforthebillet。I”myourbodyservant,Mr。Anne,orelseI”mnothink。””Well,Rowley”Isaid,”I”lltellyouwhatit”sfor。It”sforthegoodserviceyouhavedoneme,ofwhichIdon”tcare-anddon”tdare-tospeak。It”sforyourloyaltyandcheerfulness,mydearboy。Ihadmeantitforyou;buttotellyouthetruth,it”spastmendingnow-ithastobeyours。Sincethatmaniswaitingbythebank,themoneycan”tbetoucheduntilI”mgone。””Untilyou”regone,sir?”re-echoedRowley。”Youdon”tgoanywhereswithoutme,Icantellyouthat,Mr。Anne,sir!””Yes,myboy”saidI,”wearegoingtopartverysoonnow;
probablyto-morrow。Andit”sformysake,Rowley!Dependuponit,iftherewasanyreasonatallforthatBowStreetmanbeingatthebank,hewasnottheretolookoutforyou。HowtheycouldhavefoundoutabouttheaccountsoearlyismorethanIcanfathom;
somestrangecoincidencemusthaveplayedmefalse!Buttherethefactis;andRowley,I”llnotonlyhavetosayfarewelltoyoupresently,I”llhavetoaskyoutostayindoorsuntilIcansayit。
Remember,myboy,it”sonlysothatyoucanservemenow。””W”y,sir,yousaytheword,andofcourseI”lldoit!”hecried。”“Nothinkby”alves,“ismymotto!I”myourman,throughthickandthin,liveordie,Iam!”
Inthemeantimetherewasnothingtobedonetilltowardssunset。
MyonlychancenowwastocomeagainasquicklyaspossibletospeechofFlora,whowasmyonlypracticablebanker;andnotbeforeeveningwasitworthwhiletothinkofthat。ImightcomposemyselfaswellasIwasableovertheCALEDONIANMERCURY,withitsillnewsofthecampaignofFranceandbelateddocumentsabouttheretreatfromRussia;and,asIsattherebythefire,IwassometimesallawakewithangerandmortificationatwhatIwasreading,andsometimesagainIwouldbethreepartsasleepasI
dozedoverthebarrenitemsofhomeintelligence。”Latelyarrived”-
thisiswhatIsuddenlystumbledon-”atDumbreck”sHotel,theViscountofSaint-Yves。””Rowley”saidI。”Ifyouplease,Mr。Anne,sir”answeredtheobsequious,loweringhispipe。”Comeandlookatthis,myboy”saidI,holdingoutthepaper。”Mycrikey!”saidhe。”That”s”im,sir,sureenough!””Sureenough,Rowley”saidI。”He”sonthetrail。Hehasfairlycaughtupwithus。HeandthisBowStreetmanhavecometogether,Iwouldswear。Andnowhereisthewholefield,quarry,houndsandhunters,alltogetherinthiscityofEdinburgh。””Andwotareyougoin”todonow,sir?Tellyouwot,letmetakeitin”and,please!Gimmeaminute,andI”lldisguisemyself,andgoouttothisDum-tothishotel,leastways,sir-andseewothe”supto。Youputyourtrustinme,Mr。Anne:I”mfly,don”tyoumakenomistakeaboutit。I”malla-growinganda-blowing,Iam。””Notonefootofyou”saidI。”Youareaprisoner,Rowley,andmakeupyourmindtothat。SoamI,ornextdoortoit。Ishowedityouforacaution;ifyougoonthestreets,itspellsdeathtome,Rowley。””Ifyouplease,sir”saysRowley。”Cometothinkofit”Icontinued,”youmusttakeacold,orsomething。NogoodofawakeningMrs。McRankine”ssuspicions。””Acold?”hecried,recoveringimmediatelyfromhisdepression。”I
candoit,Mr。Anne。”
Andheproceededtosneezeandcoughandblowhisnose,tillI
couldnotrestrainmyselffromsmiling。”Oh,Itellyou,Iknowalotofthemdodges”heobservedproudly。”Well,theycomeinveryhandy”saidI。”I”dbettergoatonceandshowittotheoldgal,”adn”tI?”heasked。
Itoldhim,byallmeans;andhewasgoneupontheinstant,gleefulasthoughtoagameoffootball。
Itookupthepaperandreadcarelesslyon,mythoughtsengagedwithmyimmediatedanger,tillIstruckonthenextparagraph:-”InconnectionwiththerecenthorridmurderintheCastle,wearedesiredtomakepublicthefollowingintelligence。Thesoldier,Champdivers,issupposedtobeintheneighbourhoodofthiscity。
Heisaboutthemiddleheightorratherunder,ofapleasingappearanceandhighlygenteeladdress。Whenlastheardofheworeafashionablesuitofpearl-grey,andbootswithfawn-colouredtops。Heisaccompaniedbyaservantaboutsixteenyearsofage,speaksEnglishwithoutanyaccent,andpassedundertheALIASofRamornie。Arewardisofferedforhisapprehension。”
InamomentIwasinthenextroom,strippingfrommethepearl-
colouredsuit!
IconfessIwasnowagooddealagitated。Itisdifficulttowatchthetoilsclosingslowlyandsurelyaboutyou,andtoretainyourcomposure;andIwasgladthatRowleywasnotpresenttospyonmyconfusion。Iwasflushed,mybreathcamethick;IcannotrememberatimewhenIwasmoreputout。
AndyetImustwaitanddonothing,andpartakeofmymeals,andentertaintheever-garrulousRowley,asthoughIwereentirelymyownman。AndifIdidnotrequiretoentertainMrs。McRankinealso,thatwasbutanotherdropofbitternessinmycup!Forwhatailedmylandlady,thatsheshouldholdherselfsoseverelyaloof,thatsheshouldrefuseconversation,thathereyesshouldbereddened,thatIshouldsocontinuallyhearthevoiceofherprivatesupplicationssoundingthroughthehouse?Iwasmuchdeceived,orshehadreadtheinsidiousparagraphandrecognisedthecomminatedpearl-greysuit。Iremembernowacertainairwithwhichshehadlaidthepaperonmytable,andacertainsniff,betweensympathyanddefiance,withwhichshehadannouncedit:”There”syourMERCURYforye!”
Inthisdirection,atleast,Isawnopressingdanger;hertragiccountenancebetokenedagitation;itwasplainshewaswrestlingwithherconscience,andthebattlestillhungdubious。Thequestionofwhattodotroubledmeextremely。Icouldnotventuretotouchsuchanintricateandmysteriouspieceofmachineryasmylandlady”sspiritualnature:itmightgooffataword,andinanydirection,likeabadly-madefirework。AndwhileIpraisedmyselfextremelyformywisdominthepast,thatIhadmadesomuchafriendofher,Iwasallabroadastomyconductinthepresent。
Thereseemedanequaldangerinpressingandinneglectingtheaccustomedmarksoffamiliarity。Theoneextremelookedlikeimpudence,andmightannoy,theotherwasapracticalconfessionofguilt。Altogether,itwasagoodhourformewhentheduskbegantofallinearnestonthestreetsofEdinburgh,andthevoiceofanearlywatchmanbademesetforth。
Ireachedtheneighbourhoodofthecottagebeforeseven;andasI
breastedthesteepascentwhichleadstothegardenwall,Iwasstruckwithsurprisetohearadog。DogsIhadheardbefore,butonlyfromthehamletonthehillsideabove。Now,thisdogwasinthegardenitself,whereitroaredaloudinparoxysmsoffury,andIcouldhearitleapingandstrainingonthechain。Iwaitedsomewhile,untilthebrute”sfitofpassionhadroareditselfout。
Then,withtheutmostprecaution,Idrewnearagain;andfinallyapproachedthegardenwall。SosoonasIhadclappedmyheadabovethelevel,however,thebarkingbrokeforthagainwithredoubledenergy。Almostatthesametime,thedoorofthecottageopened,andRonaldandtheMajorappeareduponthethresholdwithalantern。Astheysostood,theywerealmostimmediatelybelowme,stronglyilluminated,andwithineasyearshot。TheMajorpacifiedthedog,whotookinsteadtolow,uneasygrowlingintermingledwithoccasionalyelps。”GoodthingIbroughtTowzer!”saidChevenix。”Damnhim,Iwonderwhereheis!”saidRonald;andhemovedthelanternupanddown,andturnedthenightintoashiftingpuzzle-
workofgleamandshadow。”IthinkI”llmakeasally。””Idon”tthinkyouwill”repliedChevenix。”WhenIagreedtocomeouthereanddosentry-go,itwasononecondition,MasterRonald:
don”tyouforgetthat!Militarydiscipline,myboy!Ourbeatisthispathcloseaboutthehouse。Down,Towzer!goodboy,goodboy-gently,then!”hewenton,caressinghisconfoundedmonster。”Tothink!Thebeggarmaybehearingusthisminute!”criedRonald。”Nothingmoreprobable”saidtheMajor。”Youthere,St。Ives?”headded,inadistinctbutguardedvoice。”Ionlywanttotellyou,youhadbettergohome。Mr。GilchristandItakewatchandwatch。”
Thegamewasup。”BEAUCOUPDEPLAISIR!”Ireplied,inthesametones。”ILFAITUNPEUFROIDPOURVEILLER;GARDEZ-VOUSDES
ENGELURES!”
Isupposeitwasdoneinamomentofungovernablerage;butinspiteoftheexcellentadvicehehadgiventoRonaldthemomentbefore,Chevenixslippedthechain,andthedogsprang,straightasanarrow,upthebank。Isteppedback,pickedupastoneofabouttwelvepoundsweight,andstoodready。Withaboundthebeastlandedonthecope-stoneofthewall;and,almostinthesameinstant,mymissilecaughthimfairintheface。Hegaveastifledcry,wenttumblingbackwherehehadcomefrom,andIcouldhearthetwelve-pounderaccompanyhiminhisfall。Chevenix,atthesamemoment,brokeoutinaroaringvoice:”Thehell-hound!Ifhe”skilledmydog!”andIjudged,uponallgrounds,itwasaswelltobeoff。
CHAPTERXXX-EVENTSOFWEDNESDAY;THEUNIVERSITYOFCRAMOND
IAWOKEtomuchdiffidence,eventoafeelingthatmightbecalledthebeginningsofpanic,andlayforhoursinmybedconsideringthesituation。SeekwhereIpleased,therewasnothingtoencouragemeandplentytoappal。Theykeptaclosewatchaboutthecottage;theyhadabeastofawatch-dog-atleast,unlessI
hadsettledit;andifIhad,Iknewitsbereavedmasterwouldonlywatchthemoreindefatigablyfortheloss。InthepardonableostentationofloveIhadgivenallthemoneyIcouldsparetoFlora;Ihadthoughtitgloriousthatthehuntedexileshouldcomedown,likeJupiter,inashowerofgold,andpourthousandsinthelapofthebeloved。ThenIhadinanhourofarrantfollyburiedwhatremainedtomeinabankinGeorgeStreet。AndnowImustgetbacktheoneortheother;andwhich?andhow?
AsItossedinmybed,Icouldseethreepossiblecourses,allextremelyperilous。First,Rowleymighthavebeenmistaken;thebankmightnotbewatched;itmightstillbepossibleforhimtodrawthemoneyonthedepositreceipt。Second,ImightapplyagaintoRobbie。Or,third,Imightdareeverything,gototheAssemblyBall,andspeakwithFloraundertheeyesofallEdinburgh。Thislastalternative,involvingasitdidthemosthorridrisks,andthedelayofforty-eighthours,Ididbutglanceatwithanavertedhead,andturnedagaintotheconsiderationoftheothers。ItwasthelikeliestthingintheworldthatRobbiehadbeenwarnedtohavenomoretodowithme。ThewholepolicyoftheGilchristswasinthehandsofChevenix;andIthoughtthiswasaprecautionsoelementarythathewascertaintohavetakenit。Ifhehadnot,ofcourseIwasallright:RobbiewouldmanagetocommunicatewithFlora;andbyfouro”clockImightbeonthesouthroadand,Iwasgoingtosay,afreeman。Lastly,ImustassuremyselfwithmyowneyeswhetherthebankinGeorgeStreetwerebeleaguered。
IcalledtoRowleyandquestionedhimtightlyastotheappearanceoftheBowStreetofficer。”Whatsortoflookingmanishe,Rowley?”Iasked,asIbegantodress。”Wotsortofalookingmanheis?”repeatedRowley。”Well,Idon”tverywellknowwotyouwouldsay,Mr。Anne。Heain”tabeauty,any”ow。””Ishetall?””Tall?Well,no,Ishouldn”tsayTALLMr。Anne。””Well,then,isheshort?””Short?No,Idon”tthinkIwouldsayhewaswhatyouwouldcallSHORT。No,notpiticularshort,sir。””Then,Isuppose,hemustbeaboutthemiddleheight?””Well,youmightsayit,sir;butnotremarkableso。”
Ismotheredanoath。”Isheclean-shaved?”Itriedhimagain。”Clean-shaved?”herepeated,withthesameairofanxiouscandour。”Goodheaven,man,don”trepeatmywordslikeaparrot!”Icried。”Tellmewhatthemanwaslike:itisofthefirstimportancethatIshouldbeabletorecognisehim。””I”mtryingto,Mr。Anne。ButCLEAN-SHAVED?Idon”tseemtorightlygetholdofthatp”int。Sometimesitmightappeartomelikeasifhewas;andsometimeslikeasifhewasn”t。No,itwouldn”tsurprisemenowifyouwastotellmehe”adabito”
whisker。””Wasthemanred-faced?”Iroared,dwellingoneachsyllable。”Idon”tthinkyouneedgofortogetcrossaboutit,Mr。Anne!”
saidhe。”I”mtellin”youeveryblessedthingIsee!Red-faced?
Well,no,notasyouwouldremarkupon。”
Adreadfulcalmfelluponme。”Washeanywisepale?”Iasked。”Well,itdon”tseemtomeasthoughhewere。ButItellyoutruly,Ididn”ttakemuchheedtothat。””Didhelooklikeadrinkingman?””Well,no。Ifyouplease,sir,helookedmorelikeaneatingone。””Oh,hewasstout,washe?””No,sir。Icouldn”tgosofarasthat。No,hewasn”tnottosaySTOUT。Ifanything,leanrather。”
Ineednotgoonwiththeinfuriatinginterview。Itendedasitbegan,exceptthatRowleywasintears,andthatIhadacquiredonefact。Themanwasdrawnformeasbeingofanyheightyouliketomention,andofanydegreeofcorpulenceorleanness;clean-shavedornot,asthecasemightbe;thecolourofhishairRowley”couldnottakeituponhimselftoputanameon”;thatofhiseyeshethoughttohavebeenblue-nay,itwastheonepointonwhichheattainedtoakindoftearfulcertainty。”I”lltakemydavyonit”heasseverated。Theyprovedtohavebeenasblackassloes,verylittleandveryneartogether。Somuchfortheevidenceoftheartless!Andthefact,orratherthefacts,acquired?Well,theyhadtodonotwiththepersonbutwithhisclothing。Themanworeknee-breechesandwhitestockings;hiscoatwas”somekindofalightishcolour-orbetwixtthatanddark”;andheworea”mole-
skinweskit。”Asifthiswerenotenough,hepresentlyhaledmefrommybreakfastinaprodigiousflutter,andshowedmeanhonestandrathervenerablecitizenpassingintheSquare。”That”sHIM,sir”hecried,”theverymoralofhim!Well,thisoneisbetterdressed,andp”r”apsatriflertaller;andinthefacehedon”tfavourhimnowaysatall,sir。No,notwhenIcometolookagain,”edon”tseemtofavourhimnoways。””Jackass!”saidI,andIthinkthegreateststicklerformannerswilladmittheepithettohavebeenjustified。
MeanwhiletheappearanceofmylandladyaddedagreatloadofanxietytowhatIalreadysuffered。Itwasplainthatshehadnotslept;equallyplainthatshehadweptcopiously。Shesighed,shegroaned,shedrewinherbreath,sheshookherhead,asshewaitedontable。Inshort,sheseemedinsoprecariousastate,likeapetardthreetimeschargedwithhysteria,thatIdidnotdaretoaddressher;andstoleoutofthehouseontiptoe,andactuallyrandownstairs,inthefearthatshemightcallmeback。Itwasplainthatthisdegreeoftensioncouldnotlastlong。
ItwasmyfirstcaretogotoGeorgeStreet,whichIreachedbygoodluckasaboywastakingdownthebankshutters。Amanwasconversingwithhim;hehadwhitestockingsandamoleskinwaistcoat,andwasasill-lookingarogueasyouwouldwanttoseeinaday”sjourney。ThisseemedtoagreefairlywellwithRowley”sSIGNALEMENT:hehaddeclaredemphaticallyifyouremember,andhadstucktoitbesides,thatthecompanionofthegreatLavenderwasnobeauty。
ThenceImademywaytoMr。Robbie”s,whereIrangthebell。A
servantansweredthesummons,andtoldmethelawyerwasengaged,asIhadhalfexpected。”WhashallIsaywascallin”?”shepursued;andwhenIhadtoldher”Mr。Ducie””Ithinkthis”llbeforyou,then?”sheadded,andhandedmealetterfromthehalltable。Itran:”DEARMR。DUCIE,”MysingleadvicetoyouistoleaveQUAMPRIMUMfortheSouth。
Yours,T。ROBBIE。”
Thatwasshortandsweet。Itemphaticallyextinguishedhopeinonedirection。NomorewastobegottenofRobbie;andIwondered,frommyheart,howmuchhadbeentoldhim。Nottoomuch,Ihoped,forIlikedthelawyerwhohadthusdesertedme,andIplacedacertainrelianceinthediscretionofChevenix。Hewouldnotbemerciful;ontheotherhand,Ididnotthinkhewouldbecruelwithoutcause。
ItwasmynextaffairtogobackalongGeorgeStreet,andassuremyselfwhetherthemaninthemoleskinvestwasstillonguard。
Therewasnosignofhimonthepavement。Spyingthedoorofacommonstairnearlyoppositethebank,Itookitinmyheadthatthiswouldbeagoodpointofobservation,crossedthestreet,enteredwithabusinesslikeairandfellimmediatelyagainstthemaninthemoleskinvest。Istoppedandapologisedtohim;herepliedinanunmistakableEnglishaccent,thusputtingthematteralmostbeyonddoubt。AfterthisencounterImust,ofcourse,ascendtothetopstory,ringthebellofasuiteofapartments,inquireforMr。Vavasour,learnwithnogreatsurprisethathedidnotlivethere,comedownagainand,againpolitelysalutingthemanfromBowStreet,makemyescapeatlastintothestreet。
IwasnowdrivenbackupontheAssemblyBall。Robbiehadfailedme。Thebankwaswatched;itwouldneverdotoriskRowleyinthatneighbourhood。AllIcoulddowastowaituntilthemorrowevening,andpresentmyselfattheAssembly,letitendasitmight。ButImustsayIcametothisdecisionwithagooddealofgenuinefright;andhereIcameforthefirsttimetooneofthoseplaceswheremycouragestuck。Idonotmeanthatmycourageboggledandmadeabitofabotheroverit,asitdidovertheescapefromtheCastle;Imean,stuck,likeastoppedwatchoradeadman。CertainlyIwouldgototheball;certainlyImustseethismorningaboutmyclothes。Thatwasalldecided。Butthemostoftheshopswereontheothersideofthevalley,intheOldTown;
anditwasnowmystrangediscoverythatIwasphysicallyunabletocrosstheNorthBridge!Itwasasthoughaprecipicehadstoodbetweenus,orthedeepseahadintervened。NearertotheCastlemylegsrefusedtobearme。
Itoldmyselfthiswasmeresuperstition;Imadewagerswithmyself-andgainedthem;IwentdownontheesplanadeofPrincesStreet,walkedandstoodthere,aloneandconspicuous,lookingacrossthegardenattheoldgreybastionsofthefortress,whereallthesetroubleshadbegun。Icockedmyhat,setmyhandonmyhip,andswaggeredonthepavement,confrontingdetection。AndIfoundI
coulddoallthiswithasenseofexhilarationthatwasnotunpleasing,andwithacertainCRANERIEofmannerthatraisedmeinmyownesteem。AndyettherewasonethingIcouldnotbringmymindtofaceupto,ormylimbstoexecute;andthatwastocrossthevalleyintotheOldTown。ItseemedtomeImustbearrestedimmediatelyifIhaddoneso;Imustgostraightintothetwilightofaprisoncell,andpassstraightthencetothegrossandfinalembracesofthenightcapandthehalter。AndyetitwasfromnoreasonedfearoftheconsequencesthatIcouldnotgo。Iwasunable。Myhorsebaulked,andtherewasanend!
Mynervewasgone:herewasadiscoveryforamaninsuchimminentperil,setdowntosodesperateagame,whichIcouldonlyhopetowinbycontinualluckandunflaggingeffrontery!Thestrainhadbeentoolongcontinued,andmynervewasgone。Ifellintowhattheycallpanicfear,asIhaveseensoldiersdoonthealarmofanightattack,andturnedoutofPrincesStreetatrandomasthoughthedevilwereatmyheels。InSt。AndrewSquare,Iremembervaguelyhearingsomeonecallout。Ipaidnoheed,butpressedonblindly。Amomentafter,ahandfellheavilyonmyshoulder,andI
thoughtIhadfainted。Certainlytheworldwentblackaboutmeforsomeseconds;andwhenthatspasmpassedIfoundmyselfstandingfacetofacewiththe”cheerfulextravagant”inwhatsortofdisarrayIreallydarenotimagine,deadwhiteatleast,shakinglikeanaspen,andmowingatthemanwithspeechlesslips。AndthiswasthesoldierofNapoleon,andthegentlemanwhointendedgoingnextnighttoanAssemblyBall!Iamthemoreparticularintellingofmybreakdown,becauseitwasmyonlyexperienceofthesort;anditisagoodtaleforofficers。Iwillallownomantocallmecoward;Ihavemademyproofs;fewmenmore。AndyetI
comeofthebestbloodinFranceandinuredtodangerfromachilddid,forsometenortwentyminutes,makethishideousexhibitionofmyselfonthestreetsoftheNewTownofEdinburgh。
WithmyfirstavailablebreathIbeggedhispardon。Iwasofanextremelynervousdisposition,recentlyincreasedbylatehours;I
couldnotbeartheslighteststart。
Heseemedmuchconcerned。”Youmustbeinadevilofastate!”
saidhe;”thoughofcourseitwasmyfault-damnablysilly,vulgarsortofthingtodo!Athousandapologies!Butyoureallymustberundown;youshouldconsultamedico。Mydearsir,ahairofthedogthatbityouisclearlyindicated。AtouchofBlueRuin,now?
Or,come:it”searly,butismantheslaveofhours?whatdoyousaytoachopandabottleinDumbreck”sHotel?”
Irefusedallfalsecomfort;butwhenhewentontoremindmethatthiswasthedaywhentheUniversityofCramondmet;andtoproposeafive-milewalkintothecountryandadinnerinthecompanyofyoungasseslikehimself,Ibegantothinkotherwise。Ihadtowaituntilto-morrowevening,atanyrate;thismightserveaswellasanythingelsetobridgethedrearyhours。Thecountrywastheveryplaceforme:andwalkingisanexcellentsedativeforthenerves。RememberingpoorRowley,feigningacoldinourlodgingsandimmediatelyunderthegunsoftheformidableandnowdoubtfulBethiah,IaskedifImightbringmyservant。”Poordevil!itisdullforhim”Iexplained。”Themercifulmanismercifultohisass”observedmysententiousfriend。”Bringhimbyallmeans!
“Theharp,hissoleremainingjoy,Wascarriedbyanorphanboy;“
andIhavenodoubttheorphanboycangetsomecoldvictualsinthekitchen,whiletheSenatusdines。”
Accordingly,beingnowquiterecoveredfrommyunmanlycondition,exceptthatnothingcouldyetinducemetocrosstheNorthBridge,IarrangedformyballdressatashopinLeithStreet,whereIwasnotservedill,cutoutRowleyfromhisseclusion,andwasreadyalongwithhimatthetrysting-place,thecornerofDukeStreetandYorkPlace,byalittleaftertwo。TheUniversitywasrepresentedinforce:elevenpersons,includingourselves,Byfieldtheaeronaut,andthetalllad,Forbes,whomIhadmetontheSundaymorning,bedewedwithtallow,atthe”Hunters”Rest。”Iwasintroduced;andwesetoffbywayofNewhavenandtheseabeach;atfirstthroughpleasantcountryroads,andafterwardsalongasuccessionofbaysofafairylikeprettiness,toourdestination-
CramondontheAlmond-alittlehamletonalittleriver,emboweredinwoods,andlookingforthoveragreatflatofquicksandtowherealittleisletstoodplantedinthesea。Itwasminiaturescenery,butcharmingofitskind。TheairofthisgoodFebruaryafternoonwasbracing,butnotcold。Allthewaymycompanionswereskylarking,jestingandmakingpuns,andIfeltasifaloadhadbeentakenoffmylungsandspirits,andskylarkedwiththebestofthem。
ByfieldIobserved,becauseIhadheardofhimbefore,andseenhisadvertisements,notatallbecauseIwasdisposedtofeelinterestintheman。Hewasdarkandbiliousandverysilent;frigidinhismanners,butburninginternallywithagreatfireofexcitement;
andhewassogoodastobestowagooddealofhiscompanyandconversationsuchasitwasuponmyself,whowasnotintheleastgrateful。IfIhadknownhowIwastobeconnectedwithhimintheimmediatefuture,Imighthavetakenmorepains。
InthehamletofCramondthereisahostelryofnoverypromisingappearance,andherearoomhadbeenpreparedforus,andwesatdowntotable。”Hereyouwillfindnoguttlingorgormandising,noturtleornightingales”tongues”saidtheextravagant,whosename,bytheway,wasDalmahoy。”Thedevice,sir,oftheUniversityofCramondisPlainLivingandHighDrinking。”
GracewassaidbytheProfessorofDivinity,inamacaronicLatin,whichIcouldbynomeansfollow,onlyIcouldhearitrhymed,andIguessedittobemorewittythanreverent。AfterwhichtheSENATUSACADEMICUSsatdowntoroughplentyintheshapeofrizzar”dhaddocksandmustard,asheep”shead,ahaggis,andotherdelicaciesofScotland。Thedinnerwaswasheddownwithbrownstoutinbottle,andassoonastheclothwasremoved,glasses,boilingwater,sugar,andwhiskyweresetoutforthemanufactureoftoddy。Iplayedagoodknifeandfork,didnotshunthebowl,andtookpart,sofarasIwasable,inthecontinualfireofpleasantrywithwhichthemealwasseasoned。Greatlydaring,I
ventured,beforealltheseScotsmen,totellSim”sTaleofTweedie”sdog;andIwasheldtohavedonesuchextraordinaryjusticetothedialect,”foraSouthron”thatIwasimmediatelyvotedintotheChairofScots,andbecame,fromthatmoment,afullmemberoftheUniversityofCramond。Alittleafter,Ifoundmyselfentertainingthemwithasong;andalittleafter-perhapsalittleinconsequence-itoccurredtomethatIhadhadenough,andwouldbeverywellinspiredtotakeFrenchleave。Itwasnotdifficulttomanage,foritwasnobody”sbusinesstoobservemymovements,andconvivialityhadbanishedsuspicion。
Igoteasilyforthofthechamber,whichreverberatedwiththevoicesofthesemerryandlearnedgentlemen,andbreathedalongbreath。Ihadpassedanagreeableafternoonandevening,andIhadapparentlyescapedscotfree。Alas!whenIlookedintothekitchen,therewasmymonkey,drunkasalord,topplingontheedgeofthedresser,andperformingontheflageolettoanaudienceofthehouselassesandsomeneighbouringploughmen。
Iroutedhimpromptlyfromhisperch,stuckhishaton,puthisinstrumentinhispocket,andsetoffwithhimforEdinburgh。
Hislimbswereofpaper,hismindquiteinabeyance;Imustupholdandguidehim,preventhisfranticdives,andsethimcontinuallyonhislegsagain。Atfirsthesangwildly,withoccasionaloutburstsofcauselesslaughter。Graduallyaninarticulatemelancholysucceeded;heweptgentlyattimes;wouldstopinthemiddleoftheroad,sayfirmly”No,no,no”andthenfallonhisback:orelseaddressmesolemnlyas”M”lord”andfallonhisfacebywayofvariety。IamafraidIwasnotalwayssogentlewiththelittlepigasImighthavebeen,butreallythepositionwasunbearable。Wemadenoheadwayatall,andIsupposewewerescarcegottenamileawayfromCramond,whenthewholeSENATUS
ACADEMICUSwasheardhailing,anddoublingthepacetoovertakeits。
Someofthemwerefairlypresentable;andtheywereallChristianmartyrscomparedtoRowley;buttheywereinafrolicsomeandrollickinghumourthatpromiseddangerasweapproachedthetown。
Theysangsongs,theyranraces,theyfencedwiththeirwalking-
sticksandumbrellas;and,inspiteofthisviolentexercise,thefungrewonlythemoreextravagantwiththemilestheytraversed。
Theirdrunkennesswasdeep-seatedandpermanent,likefireinapeat;orrather-tobequitejusttothem-itwasnotsomuchtobecalleddrunkennessatall,astheeffectofyouthandhighspirits-afinenight,andthenightyoung,agoodroadunderfoot,andtheworldbeforeyou!
Ihadleftthemoncesomewhatunceremoniously;Icouldnotattemptitasecondtime;and,burthenedasIwaswithMr。Rowley,Iwasreallygladofassistance。ButIsawthelampsofEdinburghdrawnearontheirhill-topwithagooddealofuneasiness,whichincreased,afterwehadenteredthelightedstreets,topositivealarm。Allthepassers-bywereaddressed,someofthembyname。A
worthymanwasstoppedbyForbes。”Sir”saidhe,”inthenameoftheSenatusoftheUniversityofCramond,IconferuponyouthedegreeofLL。D。”andwiththewordshebonnetedhim。ConceivethepredicamentofSt。Ives,committedtothesocietyoftheseoutrageousyouths,inatownwherethepoliceandhiscousinwerebothlookingforhim!Sofar,wehadpursuedourwayunmolested,althoughraisingaclamourfittowakethedead;butatlast,inAbercrombyPlace,Ibelieve-atleastitwasacrescentofhighlyrespectablehousesfrontingonagarden-ByfieldandI,havingfallensomewhatintherearwithRowley,cametoasimultaneoushalt。Ourruffianswerebeginningtowrenchoffbellsanddoor-
plates!”Oh,Isay!”saysByfield,”thisistoomuchofagoodthing!
Confoundit,I”marespectableman-apubliccharacter,byGeorge!
Ican”taffordtogettakenupbythepolice。””Myowncaseexactly”saidI。”Here,let”sbilkthem”saidhe。
Andweturnedbackandtookourwaydownhillagain。
Itwasnonetoosoon:voicesandalarmbellssounded;watchmenhereandtherebegantospringtheirrattles;itwasplaintheUniversityofCramondwouldsoonbeatblowswiththepoliceofEdinburgh!ByfieldandI,runningthesemi-inanimateRowleybeforeus,madegooddespatch,anddidnotstoptillwewereseveralstreetsaway,andthehubbubwasalreadysoftenedbydistance。”Well,sir”saidhe,”wearewelloutofthat!Dideveranyoneseesuchapackofyoungbarbarians?””Weareproperlypunished,Mr。Byfield;wehadnobusinessthere”
Ireplied。”No,indeed,sir,youmaywellsaythat!Outrageous!AndmyascensionannouncedforFriday,youknow!”criedtheaeronaut。”A
prettyscandal!Byfieldtheaeronautatthepolice-court!Tut-
tut!Willyoubeabletogetyourrascalhome,sir?Allowmetoofferyoumycard。IamstayingatWalkerandPoole”sHotel,sir,whereIshouldbepleasedtoseeyou。””Thepleasurewouldbemutual,sir”saidI,butImustsaymyheartwasnotinmywords,andasIwatchedMr。ByfielddepartingI
desirednothinglessthantopursuetheacquaintanceOnemoreordealremainedformetopass。Icarriedmysenselessloadupstairstoourlodging,andwasadmittedbythelandladyinatallwhitenightcapandwithanexpressionsingularlygrim。Shelightedusintothesitting-room;where,whenIhadseatedRowleyinachair,shedroppedmeacast-ironcourtesy。Ismeltgunpowderonthewoman。Hervoice,totteredwithemotion。”Igiveyenottice,Mr。Ducie”saidshe。”Dacentfolks”houses……”
Andatthatapparentlytempercutoffherutterance,andshetookherselfoffwithoutmorewords。
Ilookedaboutmeattheroom,thegogglingRowley,theextinguishedfire;mymindreviewedthelaughableincidentsofthedayandnight;andIlaughedoutloudtomyself-lonelyandcheerlesslaughter!……
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