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第3章

  Theboystoodawhilebrooding。”Well,Itakemyriskofit”hecried。”Ibelieveit”streasontomysovereign-Ibelievethereisaninfamouspunishmentforsuchacrime-andyetI”mhangedifIcangiveyouup”
  Iwasasmuchmovedashe。”Icouldalmostbegyoutodootherwise”Isaid。”Iwasabrutetocometoyou,abruteandacoward。Youareanobleenemy;youwillmakeanoblesoldier。”
  Andwithratherahappyideaofacomplimentforthiswarlikeyouth,Istoodupstraightandgavehimthesalute。
  Hewasforamomentconfused;hisfaceflushed。”Well,well,I
  mustbegettingyousomethingtoeat,butitwillnotbeforsix”
  headded,withasmile:”onlywhatwecangetsmuggledout。Thereismyauntintheroad,yousee”andhelockedmeinagainwiththeindignanthens。
  IalwayssmilewhenIrecallthatyoungfellow;andyet,ifthereaderweretosmilealso,Ishouldfeelashamed。Ifmysonshallbeonlylikehimwhenhecomestothatage,itwillbeabravedayformeandnotabadoneforhiscountry。
  AtthesametimeIcannotpretendthatIwassorrywhenhissistersucceededinhisplace。Shebroughtmeafewcrustsofbreadandajugofmilk,whichshehadhandsomelylacedwithwhiskyaftertheScottishmanner。”Iamsosorry”shesaid:”Idarednotbringonanythingmore。Wearesosmallafamily,andmyauntkeepssuchaneyeupontheservants。Ihaveputsomewhiskyinthemilk-itismorewholesomeso-andwitheggsyouwillbeabletomakesomethingofameal。Howmanyeggswillyoubewantingtothatmilk?forImustbetakingtheotherstomyaunt-thatismyexcuseforbeinghere。
  Ishouldthinkthreeorfour。Doyouknowhowtobeatthem?orshallIdoit?”
  Willingtodetainherawhilelongerinthehen-house,Idisplayedmybleedingpalms;atwhichshecriedaloud。”MydearMissFlora,youcannotmakeanomelettewithoutbreakingeggs”saidI;”anditisnobagatelletoescapefromEdinburghCastle。Oneofus,Ithink,wasevenkilled。””Andyouareaswhiteasarag,too”sheexclaimed,”andcanhardlystand!Hereismyshawl,sitdownuponithereinthecorner,andIwillbeatyoureggs。See,Ihavebroughtaforktoo;
  IshouldhavebeenagoodpersontotakecareofJacobitesorCovenantersinolddays!Youshallhavemoretoeatthisevening;
  Ronaldistobringityoufromtown。Wehavemoneyenough,althoughnofoodthatwecancallourown。Ah,ifRonaldandI
  kepthouse,youshouldnotbelyinginthisshed!Headmiresyousomuch。””Mydearfriend”saidI,”forGod”ssakedonotembarrassmewithmorealms。Ilovedtoreceivethemfromthathand,solongastheywereneeded;buttheyaresonomore,andwhateverelseImaylack-andIlackeverything-itisnotmoney。”Ipulledoutmysheafofnotesanddetachedthetopone:itwaswrittenfortenpounds,andsignedbythatveryfamousindividual,AbrahamNewlands。”Obligeme,asyouwouldlikemetoobligeyourbrotherifthepartswerereversed,andtakethisnotefortheexpenses。Ishallneednotonlyfood,butclothes。””Layitontheground”saidshe。”Imustnotstopmybeating。””Youarenotoffended?”Iexclaimed。
  Sheansweredmebyalookthatwasarewardinitself,andseemedtoimplythemostheavenlyoffersforthefuture。Therewasinitashadowofreproach,andsuchwarmthofcommunicativecordialityasleftmespeechless。Iwatchedherinsteadtillherhens”milkwasready。”Now”saidshe,”tastethat。”
  Ididso,andsworeitwasnectar。Shecollectedhereggsandcrouchedinfrontofmetowatchmeeat。Therewasaboutthistallyoungladyatthemomentanairofmotherlinessdelicioustobehold。IamliketheEnglishgeneral,andtothisdayIstillwonderatmymoderation。”Whatsortofclotheswillyoubewanting?”saidshe。”Theclothesofagentleman”saidI。”Rightorwrong,IthinkitisthepartIambestqualifiedtoplay。Mr。St。Ivesforthat”stobemynameuponthejourneyIconceiveasratheratheatricalfigure,andhismake-upshouldbetomatch。””Andyetthereisadifficulty”saidshe。”Ifyougotcoarseclothesthefitwouldhardlymatter。Buttheclothesofafinegentleman-O,itisabsolutelynecessarythattheseshouldfit!
  Andaboveall,withyour”-shepausedamoment-”toourideassomewhatnoticeablemanners。””Alasformypoormanners!”saidI。”ButmydearfriendFlora,theselittlenoticeabilitiesarejustwhatmankindhastosufferunder。Yourself,yousee,you”reverynoticeableevenwhenyoucomeinacrowdtovisitpoorprisonersintheCastle。”
  IwasafraidIshouldfrightenmygoodangelvisitantaway,andwithoutthesmallestbreathofpausewentontoaddafewdirectionsastostuffsandcolours。
  Sheopenedbigeyesuponme。”O,Mr。St。Ives!”shecried-”ifthatistobeyourname-Idonotsaytheywouldnotbebecoming;
  butforajourney,doyouthinktheywouldbewise?Iamafraid”-
  shegaveaprettybreakoflaughter-”Iamafraidtheywouldbedaft-like!””Well,andamInotdaft?”Iaskedher。”Idobegintothinkyouare”saidshe。”Thereitis,then!”saidI。”Ihavebeenlongenoughafigureoffun。Canyounotfeelwithmethatperhapsthebitterestthinginthiscaptivityhasbeentheclothes?Makemeacaptive-bindmewithchainsifyoulike-butletmebestillmyself。Youdonotknowwhatitistobeawalkingtravesty-amongfoes”Iaddedbitterly。”O,butyouaretoounjust!”shecried。”Youspeakasthoughanyoneeverdreamedoflaughingatyou。Butnoonedid。Wewereallpainedtotheheart。Evenmyaunt-thoughsometimesIdothinkshewasnotquiteingoodtaste-youshouldhaveseenherandheardherathome!Shetooksomuchinterest。Everypatchinyourclothesmadeussorry;itshouldhavebeenasister”swork。””ThatiswhatIneverhad-asister”saidI。”ButsinceyousaythatIdidnotmakeyoulaugh-””O,Mr。St。Ives!never!”sheexclaimed。”Notforonemoment。Itwasalltoosad。Toseeagentleman-””Intheclothesofaharlequin,andbegging?”Isuggested。”Toseeagentlemanindistress,andnoblysupportingit”shesaid。”Anddoyounotunderstand,myfairfoe”saidI,”thatevenifallwereasyousay-evenifyouhadthoughtmytravestywerebecoming-Ishouldbeonlythemoreanxious,formysake,formycountry”ssake,andforthesakeofyourkindness,thatyoushouldseehimwhomyouhavehelpedasGodmeanthimtobeseen?thatyoushouldhavesomethingtorememberhimbyatleastmorecharacteristicthanamisfittingsulphur-yellowsuit,andhalfaweek”sbeard?””Youthinkagreatdealtoomuchofclothes”shesaid。”Iamnotthatkindofgirl。””AndIamafraidIamthatkindofman”saidI。”Butdonotthinkofmetooharshlyforthat。Italkedjustnowofsomethingtorememberby。Ihavemanyofthemmyself,ofthesebeautifulreminders,ofthesekeepsakes,thatIcannotbepartedfromuntilI
  losememoryandlife。Manyofthemaregreatthings,manyofthemarehighvirtues-charity,mercy,faith。Butsomeofthemaretrivialenough。MissFlora,doyourememberthedaythatIfirstsawyou,thedayofthestrongeastwind?MissFlora,shallItellyouwhatyouwore?”
  Wehadbothrisentoourfeet,andshehadherhandalreadyonthedoortogo。Perhapsthisattitudeemboldenedmetoprofitbythelastsecondsofourinterview;anditcertainlyrenderedherescapethemoreeasy。”O,youaretooromantic!”shesaid,laughing;andwiththatmysunwasblownout,myenchantresshadfledaway,andIwasagainleftaloneinthetwilightwiththeladyhens。
  CHAPTERIX-THREEISCOMPANY,ANDFOURNONE
  THErestofthedayIsleptinthecornerofthehen-houseuponFlora”sshawl。NordidIawakeuntilalightshonesuddenlyinmyeyes,andstartingupwithagaspfor,indeed,atthemomentI
  dreamedIwasstillswingingfromtheCastlebattlementsIfoundRonaldbendingovermewithalantern。Itappeareditwaspastmidnight,thatIhadsleptaboutsixteenhours,andthatFlorahadreturnedherpoultrytotheshedandIhadheardhernot。IcouldnotbutwonderifshehadstoopedtolookatmeasIslept。Thepuritanhensnowsleptirremediably;andbeingcheeredwiththepromiseofsupperIwishedthemanironicalgood-night,andwaslightedacrossthegardenandnoiselesslyadmittedtoabedroomonthegroundfloorofthecottage。ThereIfoundsoap,water,razors-offeredmediffidentlybymybeardlesshost-andanoutfitofnewclothes。Tobeshavedagainwithoutdependingonthebarberofthegaolwasasourceofadelicious,ifachildishjoy。Myhairwassadlytoolong,butIwasnonesounwiseastomakeanattemptonitmyself。And,indeed,Ithoughtitdidnotwhollymisbecomemeasitwas,beingbynaturecurly。TheclotheswereaboutasgoodasIexpected。Thewaistcoatwasoftoilenet,aprettypiece,thetrousersoffinekerseymere,andthecoatsatextraordinarilywell。Altogether,whenIbeheldthischangelingintheglass,I
  kissedmyhandtohim。”Mydearfellow”saidI,”haveyounoscent?””GoodGod,no!”criedRonald。”Whatdoyouwantwithscent?””Capitalthingonacampaign”saidI。”ButIcandowithout。”
  Iwasnowled,withthesameprecautionsagainstnoise,intothelittlebow-windoweddining-roomofthecottage。Theshutterswereup,thelampguiltilyturnedlow;thebeautifulFloragreetedmeinawhisper;andwhenIwassetdowntotable,thepairproceededtohelpmewithprecautionsthatmighthaveseemedexcessiveintheEarofDionysius。”Shesleepsupthere”observedtheboy,pointingtotheceiling;
  andtheknowledgethatIwassoimminentlyneartotheresting-
  placeofthatgoldeyeglasstouchedevenmyselfwithsomeuneasiness。
  Ourexcellentyouthhadimportedfromthecityameatpie,andI
  wasgladtofinditflankedwithadecanterofreallyadmirablewineofOporto。WhileIate,Ronaldentertainedmewiththenewsofthecity,whichhadnaturallyrungalldaywithourescape:
  troopsandmountedmessengershadfollowedeachotherforthatallhoursandinalldirections;butaccordingtothelastintelligencenorecapturehadbeenmade。Opinionintownwasveryfavourabletous:ourcouragewasapplauded,andmanyprofessedregretthatourultimatechanceofescapeshouldbesosmall。ThemanwhohadfallenwasoneSombref,apeasant;hewasonewhosleptinadifferentpartoftheCastle;andIwasthusassuredthatthewholeofmyformercompanionshadattainedtheirliberty,andShedAwasuntenanted。
  Fromthiswewanderedinsensiblyintoothertopics。ItisimpossibletoexaggeratethepleasureItooktobethussittingatthesametablewithFlora,intheclothesofagentleman,atlibertyandinthefullpossessionofmyspiritsandresources;ofallofwhichIhadneed,becauseitwasnecessarythatIshouldsupportatthesametimetwooppositecharacters,andatonceplaythecavalierandlivelysoldierfortheeyesofRonald,andtotheearsofFloramaintainthesameprofoundandsentimentalnotethatIhadalreadysounded。Certainlytherearedayswhenallgoeswellwithaman;whenhiswit,hisdigestion,hismistressareinaconspiracytospoilhim,andeventheweathersmilesuponhiswishes。IwillonlysayofmyselfuponthateveningthatI
  surpassedmyexpectations,andwasprivilegedtodelightmyhosts。
  LittlebylittletheyforgottheirterrorsandImycaution;untilatlastwewerebroughtbacktoearthbyacatastrophethatmightveryeasilyhavebeenforeseen,butwasnotthelessastonishingtouswhenitoccurred。
  Ihadfilledalltheglasses。”Ihaveatoasttopropose”I
  whispered,”orratherthree,butallsoinextricablyinterwoventhattheywillnotbeardividing。Iwishfirsttodrinktothehealthofabraveandthereforeagenerousenemy。Hefoundmedisarmed,afugitiveandhelpless。Likethelion,hedisdainedsopooratriumph;andwhenhemighthavevindicatedaneasyvalour,hepreferredtomakeafriend。Iwishthatweshouldnextdrinktoafairerandamoretenderfoe。Shefoundmeinprison;shecheeredmewithapricelesssympathy;whatshehasdonesince,I
  knowshehasdoneinmercy,andIonlypray-Idarescarcehope-
  hermercymayprovetohavebeenmerciful。AndIwishtoconjoinwiththese,forthefirst,andperhapsthelasttime,thehealth-
  andIfearImayalreadysaythememory-ofonewhohasfought,notalwayswithoutsuccess,againstthesoldiersofyournation;
  butwhocamehere,vanquishedalready,onlytobevanquishedagainbytheloyalhandoftheone,bytheunforgettableeyesoftheother。”
  ItistobefearedImayhavelentattimesacertainresonancytomyvoice;itistobefearedthatRonald,whowasnonethebetterforhisownhospitality,mayhavesetdownhisglasswithsomethingofaclang。Whatevermayhavebeenthecause,atleast,Ihadscarcefinishedmycomplimentbeforewewereawareofathumpupontheceilingoverhead。Itwastobethoughtsomeverysolidbodyhaddescendedtothefloorfromthelevelpossiblyofabed。I
  haveneverseenconsternationpaintedinmorelivelycoloursthanonthefacesofmyhosts。Itwasproposedtosmugglemeforthintothegarden,ortoconcealmyformunderahorsehairsofawhichstoodagainstthewall。Forthefirstexpedient,aswasnowplainbytheapproachingfootsteps,therewasnolongertime;fromthesecondIrecoiledwithindignation。”Mydearcreatures”saidI,”letusdie,butdonotletusberidiculous。”
  Thewordswerestilluponmylipswhenthedooropenedandmyfriendofthegoldeyeglassappeared,amemorablefigure,onthethreshold。Inonehandsheboreabedroomcandlestick;intheother,withthesteadinessofadragoon,ahorse-pistol。Shewaswoundaboutinshawlswhichdidnotwhollyconcealthecandidfabricofhernightdress,andsurmountedbyanightcapofportentousarchitecture。Thusaccoutred,shemadeherentrance;
  laiddownthecandleandpistol,asnolongercalledfor;lookedabouttheroomwithasilencemoreeloquentthanoaths;andthen,inathrillingvoice-”TowhomhaveIthepleasure?”shesaid,addressingmewithaghostofabow。”Madam,Iamcharmed,Iamsure”saidI。”Thestoryisalittlelong;andourmeeting,howeverwelcome,wasforthemomententirelyunexpectedbymyself。Iamsure-”buthereIfoundIwasquitesureofnothing,andtriedagain。”Ihavethehonour”Ibegan,andfoundIhadthehonourtobeonlyexceedinglyconfused。Withthat,Ithrewmyselfoutrightuponhermercy。”Madam,Imustbemorefrankwithyou”Iresumed。”YouhavealreadyprovedyourcharityandcompassionfortheFrenchprisoners,Iamoneofthese;
  andifmyappearancebenottoomuchchanged,youmayevenyetrecogniseinmethatODDITYwhohadthegoodfortunemorethanoncetomakeyousmile。”
  Stillgazinguponmethroughherglass,sheutteredanuncompromisinggrunt;andthen,turningtoherniece-”Flora”
  saidshe,”howcomeshehere?”
  Theculpritspouredoutforawhileanantiphonyofexplanations,whichdiedoutatlastinamiserablesilence。”Ithinkatleastyoumighthavetoldyouraunt”shesnorted。”Madam”Iinterposed,”theywereabouttodoso。Itismyfaultifitbenotdonealready。ButImadeitmyprayerthatyourslumbersmightberespected,andthisnecessaryformulaofmypresentationshouldbedelayeduntilto-morrowinthemorning。”
  Theoldladyregardedmewithundissembledincredulity,towhichI
  wasabletofindnobetterreparteethanaprofoundandItrustgracefulreverence。”Frenchprisonersareverywellintheirplace”shesaid,”butI
  cannotseethattheirplaceisinmyprivatedining-room。””Madam”saidI,”Ihopeitmaybesaidwithoutoffence,butexcepttheCastleofEdinburghIcannotthinkuponthespotfromwhichIwouldsoreadilybeabsent。”
  Atthis,tomyrelief,IthoughtIcouldperceiveavestigeofasmiletostealuponthatironcountenanceandtobebittenimmediatelyin。”Andifitisafairquestion,whatdotheycallye?”sheasked。”Atyourservice,theVicomteAnnedeSt-Yves”saidI。”MoshatheViscount”saidshe,”Iamafraidyoudousplainpeopleagreatdealtoomuchhonour。””Mydearlady”saidI,”letusbeseriousforamoment。WhatwasItodo?WherewasItogo?Andhowcanyoubeangrywiththesebenevolentchildrenwhotookpityononesounfortunateasmyself?
  Yourhumbleservantisnosuchterrificadventurerthatyoushouldcomeoutagainsthimwithhorse-pistoland”-smiling-”bedroomcandlesticks。Itisbutayounggentlemaninextremedistress,hunteduponeveryside,andaskingnomorethantoescapefromhispursuers。Iknowyourcharacter,Ireaditinyourface”-thehearttrembledinmybodyasIsaidthesedaringwords。”ThereareunhappyEnglishprisonersinFranceatthisday,perhapsatthishour。PerhapsatthishourtheykneelasIdo;theytakethehandofherwhomightconcealandassistthem;theypressittotheirlipsasIdo-””Here,here!”criedtheoldlady,breakingfrommysolicitations。”Behaveyourselfbeforefolk!Saweveranyonethematchofthat?
  Andonearth,mydears,whatarewetodowithhim?””Packhimoff,mydearlady”saidI:”packofftheimpudentfellowdouble-quick!Andifitmaybe,andifyourgoodheartallowsit,helphimalittleonthewayhehastogo。””What”sthispie?”shecriedstridently。”Whereisthispiefrom,Flora?”
  NoanswerwasvouchsafedbymyunfortunateandImaysayextinctaccomplices。”Isthatmyport?”shepursued。”Hough!Willsomebodygivemeaglassofmyportwine?”
  Imadehastetoserveher。
  Shelookedatmeovertherimwithanextraordinaryexpression。”I
  hopeyelikedit?”saidshe。”Itisevenamagnificentwine”saidI。”Aweel,itwasmyfatherlaiditdown”saidshe。”Therewerefewknewmoreaboutportwinethanmyfather,Godresthim!”Shesettledherselfinachairwithanalarmingairofresolution。”Andsothereissomeparticulardirectionthatyouwishtogoin?”
  saidshe。”O”saidI,followingherexample,”Iambynomeanssuchavagrantasyousuppose。Ihavegoodfriends,ifIcouldgettothem,forwhichallIwantistobeonceclearofScotland;andI
  havemoneyfortheroad。”AndIproducedmybundle。”Englishbank-notes?”shesaid。”That”snotveryhandyforScotland。It”sbeensomefoolofanEnglishmanthat”sgivenyouthese,I”mthinking。Howmuchisit?””IdeclaretoheavenIneverthoughttocount!”Iexclaimed。”Butthatissoonremedied。”
  AndIcountedouttennotesoftenpoundeach,allinthenameofAbrahamNewlands,andfivebillsofcountrybankersforasmanyguineas。”Onehundredandtwentysixpoundfive”criedtheoldlady。”Andyoucarrysuchasumaboutyou,andhavenotsomuchascountedit!
  Ifyouarenotathief,youmustallowyouareverythief-like。””Andyet,madam,themoneyislegitimatelymine”saidI。
  Shetookoneofthebillsandhelditup。”Isthereanyprobability,now,thatthiscouldbetraced?”sheasked。”None,Ishouldsuppose;andifitwere,itwouldbenomatter”
  saidI。”Withyourusualpenetration,youguessedright。AnEnglishmanbroughtitme。Itreachedme,throughthehandsofhisEnglishsolicitor,frommygreat-uncle,theComtedeKeroualdeSaint-Yves,IbelievetherichestEMIGREinLondon。””Icandonomorethantakeyourwordforit”saidshe。”AndItrust,madam,notless”saidI。”Well”saidshe,”atthisratethemattermaybefeasible。Iwillcashoneofthesefive-guineabills,lesstheexchange,andgiveyousilverandScotsnotestobearyouasfarastheborder。
  Beyondthat,MoshatheViscount,youwillhavetodependuponyourself。”
  Icouldnotbutexpressacivilhesitationastowhethertheamountwouldsuffice,inmycase,forsolongajourney。”Ay”saidshe,”butyouhavenaeheardmeout。Forifyouarenottoofineagentlemantotravelwithapairofdrovers,IbelieveI
  havefoundtheverything,andtheLordforgivemeforatreasonableoldwife!Thereareacouplestoppingupbywiththeshepherd-manatthefarm;to-morrowtheywilltaketheroadforEngland,probablybyskrieghofday-andinmyopinionyouhadbestbetravellingwiththestots”saidshe。”ForHeaven”ssakedonotsupposemetobesoeffeminateacharacter!”Icried。”AnoldsoldierofNapoleoniscertainlybeyondsuspicion。But,dearlady,towhatend?andhowisthesocietyoftheseexcellentgentlemensupposedtohelpme?””Mydearsir”saidshe,”youdonotatallunderstandyourownpredicament,andmustjustleaveyourmattersinthehandsofthosewhodo。Idaresayyouhaveneverevenheardtellofthedrove-
  roadsorthedrovers;andIamcertainlynotgoingtositupallnighttoexplainittoyou。Sufficeit,thatitismewhoisarrangingthisaffair-themoreshametome!-andthatisthewayyehavetogo。Ronald”shecontinued,”awayup-bytotheshepherds;rowstthemoutoftheirbeds,andmakeitperfectlydistinctthatSimisnottoleavetillhehasseenme。”
  Ronaldwasnothingloathtoescapefromhisaunt”sneighbourhood,andlefttheroomandthecottagewithasilentexpeditionthatwasmorelikeflightthanmereobedience。Meanwhiletheoldladyturnedtoherniece。”AndIwouldliketoknowwhatwearetodowithhimthenight!”
  shecried。”RonaldandImeanttoputhiminthehen-house”saidtheencrimsonedFlora。”AndIcantellyouheistogotonosuchaplace”repliedtheaunt。”Hen-house,indeed!Ifaguestheistobe,heshallsleepinnomortalhen-house。Yourroomisthemostfit,Ithink,ifhewillconsenttooccupyitonsogreatasuddenty。Andasforyou,Flora,youshallsleepwithme。”
  Icouldnothelpadmiringtheprudenceandtactofthisolddowager,andofcourseitwasnotformetomakeobjections。EreI
  wellknewhow,Iwasalonewithaflatcandlestick,whichisnotthemostsympatheticofcompanions,andstoodstudyingthesnuffinaframeofmindbetweentriumphandchagrin。Allhadgonewellwithmyflight:themasterfulladywhohadarrogatedtoherselfthearrangementofthedetailsgavemeeveryconfidence;andIsawmyselfalreadyarrivingatmyuncle”sdoor。But,alas!itwasanotherstorywithmyloveaffair。Ihadseenandspokenwithheralone;Ihadventuredboldly;Ihadbeennotillreceived;Ihadseenherchangecolour,hadenjoyedtheundissembledkindnessofhereyes;andnow,inamoment,downcomesuponthescenethatapocalypticfigurewiththenightcapandthehorse-pistol,andwiththeverywindofhercomingbeholdmeseparatedfrommylove!
  Gratitudeandadmirationcontendedinmybreastwiththeextremeofnaturalrancour。MyappearanceinherhouseatpastmidnighthadanairIcouldnotdisguiseitfrommyselfthatwasinsolentandunderhand,andcouldnotbutministertotheworstsuspicions。Andtheoldladyhadtakenitwell。Hergenerositywasnomoretobecalledinquestionthanhercourage,andIwasafraidthatherintelligencewouldbefoundtomatch。Certainly,MissFlorahadtosupportsomeshrewdlooks,andcertainlyshehadbeentroubled。I
  couldseebuttheonewaybeforeme:toprofitbyanexcellentbed,totrytosleepsoon,tobestirringearly,andtohopeforsomerenewedoccasioninthemorning。Tohavesaidsomuchandyettosaynomore,togooutintotheworlduponsohalf-heartedaparting,wasmorethanIcouldaccept。
  Itismybeliefthatthebenevolentfiendsatupallnighttobaulkme。Shewasatmybedsidewithacandlelongereday,rousedme,laidoutformeadamnablemisfitofclothes,andbademepackmyownwhichwerewhollyunsuitedtothejourneyinabundle。Soregrudging,Iarrayedmyselfinasuitofsomecountryfabric,asdelicateassackclothandaboutasbecomingasashroud;and,oncomingforth,foundthedragonhadpreparedformeaheartybreakfast。Shetooktheheadofthetable,pouredoutthetea,andentertainedmeasIatewithagreatdealofgoodsenseandaconspicuouslackofcharm。HowoftendidInotregretthechange!-
  howoftencompareher,andcondemnherinthecomparison,withhercharmingniece!Butifmyentertainerwasnotbeautiful,shehadcertainlybeenbusyinmyinterest。Alreadyshewasincommunicationwithmydestinedfellow-travellers;andthedeviceonwhichshehadstruckappearedentirelysuitable。IwasayoungEnglishmanwhohadoutruntheconstable;warrantswereoutagainstmeinScotland,andithadbecomeneedfulIshouldpasstheborderwithoutlossoftime,andprivately。”Ihavegivenaverygoodaccountofyou”saidshe,”whichIhopeyoumayjustify。Itoldthemtherewasnothingagainstyoubeyondthefactthatyouwereputtothehawifthatistherightword
  fordebt。””IprayGodyouhavetheexpressionincorrectly,ma”am”saidI。”Idonotgivemyselfoutforapersoneasilyalarmed;butyoumustadmitthereissomethingbarbarousandmediaevalinthesoundwellqualifiedtostartleapoorforeigner。””ItisthenameofaprocessinScotsLaw,andneedalarmnohonestman”saidshe。”Butyouareaveryidle-mindedyounggentleman;
  youmuststillhaveyourjoke,Isee:Ionlyhopeyouwillhavenocausetoregretit。””Iprayyounottosuppose,becauseIspeaklightly,thatIdonotfeeldeeply”saidI。”Yourkindnesshasquiteconqueredme;Ilaymyselfatyourdisposition,Ibegyoutobelieve,withrealtenderness;Iprayyoutoconsidermefromhenceforthasthemostdevotedofyourfriends。””Well,well”shesaid,”herecomesyourdevotedfriendthedrover。
  I”mthinkinghewillbeeagerfortheroad;andIwillnotbeeasymyselftillIseeyouwelloffthepremises,andthedisheswashed,beforemyservant-womanwakes。PraiseGod,wehavegottenonethatisatreasureatthesleeping!”
  Themorningwasalreadybeginningtobeblueinthetreesofthegarden,andtoputtoshamethecandlebywhichIhadbreakfasted。
  Theladyrosefromtable,andIhadnochoicebuttofollowherexample。AllthetimeIwasbeatingmybrainsforanymeansbywhichIshouldbeabletogetawordapartwithFlora,orfindthetimetowriteherabillet。ThewindowshadbeenopenwhileI
  breakfasted,Isupposetoventilatetheroomfromanytracesofmypassagethere;and,MasterRonaldappearingonthefrontlawn,myogreleanedforthtoaddresshim。”Ronald”shesaid,”wasn”tthatSimthatwentbythewall?”
  Isnatchedmyadvantage。Rightatherbacktherewaspen,ink,andpaperlaidout。Iwrote:”Iloveyou”;andbeforeIhadtimetowritemore,orsomuchastoblotwhatIhadwritten,Iwasagainunderthegunsofthegoldeyeglasses。”It”stime”shebegan;andthen,assheobservedmyoccupation,”Umph!”shebrokeoff。”Yehavesomethingtowrite?”shedemanded。”Somenotes,madam”saidI,bowingwithalacrity。”Notes”shesaid;”oranote?””ThereisdoubtlesssomeFINESSEoftheEnglishlanguagethatIdonotcomprehend”saidI。”I”llcontrive,however,tomakemymeaningveryplaintoye,MoshaleViscount”shecontinued。”Isupposeyoudesiretobeconsideredagentleman?””Canyoudoubtit,madam?”saidI。”Idoubtverymuch,atleast,whetheryougototherightwayaboutit”shesaid。”Youhavecomeheretome,Icannotverywellsayhow;Ithinkyouwilladmityouowemesomethanks,ifitwasonlyforthebreakfastImadeye。Butwhatareyoutome?Awaifyoungman,notsofartoseekforlooksandmanners,withsomeEnglishnotesinyourpocketandapriceuponyourhead。Iamalady;I
  havebeenyourhostess,withhoweverlittlewill;andIdesirethatthisrandomacquaintanceofyourswithmyfamilywillceaseanddetermine。”
  IbelieveImusthavecoloured。”Madam”saidI,”thenotesareofnoimportance;andyourleastpleasureoughtcertainlytobemylaw。Youhavefelt,andyouhavebeenpleasedtoexpress,adoubtofme。Itearthemup。”WhichyoumaybesureIdidthoroughly。”There”sagoodlad!”saidthedragon,andimmediatelyledthewaytothefrontlawn。
  Thebrotherandsisterwerebothwaitingushere,and,aswellasI
  couldmakeoutintheimperfectlight,boreeveryappearanceofhavingpassedthrougharathercruelexperience。Ronaldseemedashamedtosomuchascatchmyeyeinthepresenceofhisaunt,andwasthepictureofembarrassment。AsforFlora,shehadscarcethetimetocastmeonelookbeforethedragontookherbythearm,andbegantomarchacrossthegardenintheextremefirstglimmerofthedawnwithoutexchangingspeech。RonaldandIfollowedinequalsilence。
  TherewasadoorinthatsamehighwallonthetopofwhichIhadsatperchednolongergonethanyesterdaymorning。Thistheoldladysetopenwithakey;andontheothersidewewereawareofarough-looking,thick-setman,leaningwithhisarmsthroughwhichwaspassedaformidablestaffonadry-stonedyke。Himtheoldladyimmediatelyaddressed。”Sim”saidshe,”thisistheyounggentleman。”
  Simrepliedwithaninarticulategrumbleofsound,andamovementofonearmandhishead,whichdiddutyforasalutation。”Now,Mr。St。Ives”saidtheoldlady,”it”shightimeforyoutobetakingtheroad。Butfirstofallletmegivethechangeofyourfive-guineabill。HerearefourpoundsofitinBritishLinennotes,andthebalanceinsmallsilver,lesssixpence。Somechargeashilling,Ibelieve,butIhavegivenyouthebenefitofthedoubt。Seeandguideitwithallthesensethatyoupossess。””Andhere,Mr。St。Ives”saidFlora,speakingforthefirsttime,”isaplaidwhichyouwillfindquitenecessaryonsoroughajourney。IhopeyouwilltakeitfromthehandsofaScotchfriend”sheadded,andhervoicetrembled。”Genuineholly:Icutitmyself”saidRonald,andgavemeasgoodacudgelasamancouldwishforinarow。
  Theformalityofthesegifts,andthewaitingfigureofthedriver,toldmeloudlythatImustbegone。Idroppedononekneeandbadefarewelltotheaunt,kissingherhand。Ididthelike-butwithhowdifferentapassion!-toherniece;asfortheboy,Itookhimtomyarmsandembracedhimwithacordialitythatseemedtostrikehimspeechless。”Farewell!”and”Farewell!”Isaid。”Ishallneverforgetmyfriends。Keepmesometimesinmemory。Farewell!”
  WiththatIturnedmybackandbegantowalkaway;andhadscarcedoneso,whenIheardthedoorinthehighwallclosebehindme。
  Ofcoursethiswastheaunt”sdoing;andofcourse,ifIknowanythingofhumancharacter,shewouldnotletmegowithoutsometartexpressions。Ideclare,evenifIhadheardthem,Ishouldnothavemindedintheleast,forIwasquitepersuadedthat,whateveradmirersImightbeleavingbehindmeinSwanstonCottage,theauntwasnottheleastsincere。
  CHAPTERX-THEDROVERS
  ITtookmealittleefforttocomeabreastofmynewcompanion;forthoughhewalkedwithanuglyrollandnogreatappearanceofspeed,hecouldcoverthearoundatagoodratewhenhewantedto。
  Eachlookedattheother:Iwithnaturalcuriosity,hewithagreatappearanceofdistaste。Ihaveheardsincethathisheartwasentirelysetagainstme;hehadseenmekneeltotheladies,anddiagnosedmefora”gesterin”eediot。””So,ye”reforEngland,areye?”saidhe。
  Itoldhimyes。”Weel,there”swaurplaces,Ibelieve”washisreply;andherelapsedintoasilencewhichwasnotbrokenduringaquarterofanhourofsteadywalking。
  Thisintervalbroughtustothefootofabaregreenvalley,whichwoundupwardsandbackwardsamongthehills。Alittlestreamcamedownthemidstandmadeasuccessionofclearpools;nearbythelowestofwhichIwasawareofadroveofshaggycattle,andamanwhoseemedtheverycounterpartofMr。Simmakingabreakfastuponbreadandcheese。ThisseconddroverwhosenameprovedtobeCandlishroseonourapproach。”Here”samanniethat”stogangthroughwithus”saidSim。”Itwastheauldwife,Gilchrist,wantedit。””Aweel,aweel”saidtheother;andpresently,rememberinghismanners,andlookingonmewithasolemngrin,”Afineday!”sayshe。
  Iagreedwithhim,andaskedhimhowhedid。”Brawly”wasthereply;andwithoutfurthercivilities,thepairproceededtogetthecattleunderway。This,aswellasalmostalltheherding,wastheworkofapairofcomelyandintelligentdogs,directedbySimorCandlishinlittlemorethanmonosyllables。
  Presentlywewereascendingthesideofthemountainbyarudegreentrack,whosepresenceIhadnothithertoobserved。A
  continualsoundofmunchingandthecryingofagreatquantityofmoorbirdsaccompaniedourprogress,whichthedeliberatepaceandperennialappetiteofthecattlerenderedwearisomelyslow。InthemidstmytwoconductorsmarchedinacontentedsilencethatIcouldnotbutadmire。ThemoreIlookedatthem,themoreIwasimpressedbytheirabsurdresemblancetoeachother。Theyweredressedinthesamecoarsehomespun,carriedsimilarsticks,wereequallybegrimedaboutthenosewithsnuff,andeachwoundinanidenticalplaidofwhatiscalledtheshepherd”startan。Inabackviewtheymightbedescribedasindistinguishable;andevenfromthefronttheyweremuchalike。Anincrediblecoincidenceofhumoursaugmentedtheimpression。ThriceandfourtimesI
  attemptedtopavethewayforsomeexchangeofthought,sentiment,or-attheleastofit-humanwords。AnAYoranNHMwasthesolereturn,andthetopicdiedonthehill-sidewithoutecho。I
  canneverdenythatIwaschagrined;andwhen,afteralittlemorewalking,Simturnedtowardsmeandofferedmearam”shornofsnuff,withthequestion”Doyeuseit?”Ianswered,withsomeanimation,”Faith,sir,Iwouldusepeppertointroducealittlecordiality。”Buteventhissallyfailedtoreach,oratleastfailedtosoften,mycompanions。
  Atthisratewecametothesummitofaridge,andsawthetrackdescendinfrontofusabruptlyintoadesertvale,aboutaleagueinlength,andclosedatthefartherendbynolessbarrenhilltops。UponthispointofvantageSimcametoahalt,tookoffhishat,andmoppedhisbrow。”Weel”hesaid,”herewe”reatthetopo”Howden。””Thetopo”Howden,sureeneuch”saidCandlish。”Mr。St。Ivey,areyedry?”saidthefirst。”Now,really”saidI,”isnotthisSatanreprovingsin?””Whatailsye,man?”saidhe。”I”mofferin”yeadram。””Oh,ifitbeanythingtodrink”saidI,”Iamasdryasmyneighbours。”
  WhereuponSimproducedfromthecornerofhisplaidablackbottle,andwealldrankandpledgedeachother。Ifoundthesegentlemenfolloweduponsuchoccasionsaninvariableetiquette,whichyoumaybecertainImadehastetoimitate。Eachwipedhismouthwiththebackofhislefthand,heldupthebottleinhisright,remarkedwithemphasis,”Here”stoye!”andswallowedasmuchofthespiritashisfancyprompted。Thislittleceremony,whichwasthenearestthingtomannersIcouldperceiveineitherofmycompanions,wasrepeatedatbecomingintervals,generallyafteranascent。
  Occasionallywesharedamouthfulofewe-milkcheeseandaningloriousformofbread,whichIunderstoodbutamfarfromengagingmyhonouronthepointtobecalled”shearer”sbannock。”
  Andthatmaybesaidtohaveconcludedourwholeactiveintercourseforthefirstday。
  Ihadthemoreoccasiontoremarktheextraordinarilydesolatenatureofthatcountry,throughwhichthedroveroadcontinued,hourafterhourandevendayafterday,towind。Acontinualsuccessionofinsignificantshaggyhills,dividedbythecourseoftenthousandbrooks,throughwhichwehadtowade,orbythesideofwhichweencampedatnight;infiniteperspectivesofheather,infinitequantitiesofmoorfowl;hereandthere,byastreamside,smallandprettyclumpsofwillowsorthesilverbirch;hereandthere,theruinsofancientandinconsiderablefortresses-madetheunchangingcharactersofthescene。Occasionally,butonlyinthedistance,wecouldperceivethesmokeofasmalltownorofanisolatedfarmhouseorcottageonthemoors;moreoften,aflockofsheepanditsattendantshepherd,orarudefieldofagricultureperhapsnotyetharvested。Withthesealleviations,wemightalmostbesaidtopassthroughanunbrokendesert-sure,oneofthemostimpoverishedinEurope;andwhenIrecalledtomindthatwewereyetbutafewleaguesfromthechiefcitywherethelawcourtssateverydaywithapressofbusiness,soldiersgarrisonedthecastle,andmenofadmittedpartswerecarryingonthepracticeoflettersandtheinvestigationsofscience,itgavemeasingularviewofthatpoor,barren,andyetillustriouscountrythroughwhichItravelled。Stillmore,perhaps,diditcommendthewisdomofMissGilchristinsendingmewiththeseuncouthcompanionsandbythisunfrequentedpath。
  Myitineraryisbynomeanscleartome;thenamesanddistancesI
  neverclearlyknew,andhavenowwhollyforgotten;andthisisthemoretoberegrettedasthereisnodoubtthat,inthecourseofthosedays,ImusthavepassedandcampedamongsiteswhichhavebeenrenderedillustriousbythepenofWalterScott。Nay,more,I
  amofopinionthatIwasstillmorefavouredbyfortune,andhaveactuallymetandspokenwiththatinimitableauthor。Ourencounterwasofatall,stoutish,elderlygentleman,alittlegrizzled,andofaruggedbutcheerfulandengagingcountenance。Hesatonahillpony,wrappedinaplaidoverhisgreencoat,andwasaccompaniedbyahorse-woman,hisdaughter,ayoungladyofthemostcharmingappearance。Theyovertookusonastretchofheath,reinedupastheycamealongside,andaccompaniedusforperhapsaquarterofanhourbeforetheygallopedoffagainacrossthehillsidestoourleft。GreatwasmyamazementtofindtheunconquerableMr。Simthawimmediatelyontheaccostofthisstrangegentleman,whohailedhimwithareadyfamiliarity,proceededatoncetodiscusswithhimthetradeofdrovingandthepricesofcattle,anddidnotdisdaintotakeapinchfromtheinevitableram”shorn。PresentlyIwasawarethatthestranger”seyewasdirectedonmyself;andthereensuedaconversation,someofwhichIcouldnothelpoverhearingatthetime,andtheresthavepiecedtogethermoreorlessplausiblyfromthereportofSim。”SurelythatmustbeanAMATEURDROVERyehavegottenthere?”thegentlemanseemstohaveasked。
  Simreplied,Iwasayounggentlemanthathadareasonofhisowntotravelprivately。”Well,well,yemusttellmenothingofthat。Iaminthelaw,youknow,andTACEistheLatinforacandle”answeredthegentleman。”ButIhopeit”snothingbad。”
  Simtoldhimitwasnomorethandebt。”Oh,Lord,ifthatbeall!”criedthegentleman;andturningtomyself,”Well,sir”headded,”Iunderstandyouaretakingatrampthroughourforesthereforthepleasureofthething?””Why,yes,sir”saidI;”andImustsayIamverywellentertained。””Ienvyyou”saidhe。”IhavejoggedmanymilesofitmyselfwhenIwasyounger。Myyouthliesburiedabouthereundereveryheather-bush,likethesoulofthelicentiateLucius。Butyoushouldhaveaguide。Thepleasureofthiscountryismuchinthelegends,whichgrowasplentifulasblackberries。”Anddirectingmyattentiontoalittlefragmentofabrokenwallnogreaterthanatombstone,hetoldmeforanexampleastoryofitsearlierinhabitants。YearsafteritchancedthatIwasonedaydivertingmyselfwithaWaverleyNovel,whenwhatshouldIcomeuponbuttheidenticalnarrativeofmygreen-coatedgentlemanuponthemoors!
  Inamomentthescene,thetonesofhisvoice,hisnorthernaccent,andtheveryaspectoftheearthandskyandtemperatureoftheweather,flashedbackintomymindwiththerealityofdreams。Theunknowninthegreen-coathadbeentheGreatUnknown!IhadmetScott;Ihadheardastoryfromhislips;Ishouldhavebeenabletowrite,toclaimacquaintance,totellhimthathislegendstilltingledinmyears。Butthediscoverycametoolate,andthegreatmanhadalreadysuccumbedundertheloadofhishonoursandmisfortunes。
  Presently,aftergivingusacigarapiece,Scottbadeusfarewellanddisappearedwithhisdaughteroverthehills。AndwhenI
  appliedtoSimforinformation,hisanswerof”TheShirra,man!
  A”bodykenstheShirra!”toldme,unfortunately,nothing。
  Amoreconsiderableadventurefallstoberelated。Wewerenowneartheborder。Wehadtravelledforlonguponthetrackbeatenandbrowsedbyamillionherds,ourpredecessors,andhadseennovestigeofthattrafficwhichhadcreatedit。Itwasearlyinthemorningwhenweatlastperceived,drawingneartothedroveroad,butstillatadistanceofabouthalfaleague,asecondcaravan,similartobutlargerthanourown。Theliveliestexcitementwasatonceexhibitedbybothmycomrades。Theyclimbedhillocks,theystudiedtheapproachingdrovefromundertheirhand,theyconsultedeachotherwithanappearanceofalarmthatseemedtomeextraordinary。Ihadlearnedbythistimethattheirstand-oftmannersimplied,atleast,noactiveenmity;andImadeboldtoaskthemwhatwaswrong。”Badyins”wasSim”semphaticanswer。
  Alldaythedogswerekeptunsparinglyonthealert,andthedrovepushedforwardataveryunusualandseeminglyunwelcomespeed。
  AlldaySimandCandlish,withamorethanordinaryexpenditurebothofsnuffandofwords,continuedtodebatetheposition。Itseemsthattheyhadrecognisedtwoofourneighboursontheroad-
  oneFaa,andanotherbythenameofGillies。WhethertherewasanoldfeudbetweenthemstillunsettledIcouldneverlearn;butSimandCandlishwerepreparedforeverydegreeoffraudorviolenceattheirhands。Candlishrepeatedlycongratulatedhimselfonhavingleft”thewatchathomewiththemistress”;andSimperpetuallybrandishedhiscudgel,andcursedhisill-fortunethatitshouldbesprung。”Iwillnacareadamntogiethedaashedscoon”relafaircloutwi”
  it”hesaid。”Thedaashedthingmichtcomesindryinmahand。””Well,gentlemen”saidI,”supposetheydocomeon,Ithinkwecangiveaverygoodaccountofthem。”AndImademypieceofholly,Ronald”sgift,thevalueofwhichInowappreciated,singaboutmyhead。”Ay,man?Areyestench?”inquiredSim,withagleamofapprovalinhiswoodencountenance。
  Thesameevening,somewhatweariedwithourday-longexpedition,weencampedonalittleverdantmound,fromthemidstofwhichtherewelledaspringofclearwaterscarcegreatenoughtowashthehandsin。Wehadmadeourmealandlaindown,butwerenotyetasleep,whenagrowlfromoneofthecolliessetusonthealert。
  Allthreesatup,andonasecondimpulsealllaydownagain,butnowwithourcudgelsready。Amanmustbeanalienandanoutlaw,anoldsoldierandayoungmaninthebargain,totakeadventureeasily。Withnoideaastotherightsofthequarrelortheprobableconsequencesoftheencounter,Iwasasreadytotakepartwithmytwodrovers,asevertofallinlineonthemorningofabattle。Presentlythereleapedthreemenoutoftheheather;wehadscarcetimetogettoourfeetbeforewewereassailed;andinamomenteachoneofuswasengagedwithanadversarywhomthedeepeningtwilightscarcepermittedhimtosee。HowthebattlespedinotherquartersIaminnopositiontodescribe。Theroguethatfelltomysharewasexceedinglyagileandexpertwithhisweapon;hadandheldmeatadisadvantagefromthefirstassault;
  forcedmetogivegroundcontinually,andatlast,inmereself-
  defence,tolethimhavethepoint。Itstruckhiminthethroat,andhewentdownlikeaninepinandmovednomore。
  Itseemedthiswasthesignalfortheengagementtobediscontinued。Theothercombatantsseparatedatonce;ourfoesweresuffered,withoutmolestation,toliftupandbearawaytheirfallencomrade;sothatIperceivedthissortofwartobenotwhollywithoutlawsofchivalry,andperhapsrathertopartakeofthecharacterofatournamentthanofabattleAOUTRANCE。Therewasnodoubt,atleast,thatIwassupposedtohavepushedtheaffairtooseriously。Ourfriendstheenemyremovedtheirwoundedcompanionwithundisguisedconsternation;andtheywerenosooneroverthetopofthebrae,thanSimandCandlishrouseduptheirwearieddroveandsetforthonanightmarch。”I”mthinkingFaa”suncobad”saidtheone。”Ay”saidtheother,”helookitdoomsgash。””Hedidthat”saidthefirst。
  Andtheirwearysilencefelluponthemagain。
  PresentlySimturnedtome。”Ye”reuncoreadywiththestick”
  saidhe。”Tooready,I”mafraid”saidI。”IamafraidMr。Faaifthatbehisnamehasgothisgruel。””Weel,Iwouldnaewonder”repliedSim。”Andwhatislikelytohappen?”Iinquired。”Aweel”saidSim,snuffingprofoundly,”ifIweretoofferanopeenion,itwouldnotbeconscientious。Fortheplainfac”is,Mr。St。Ivy,thatIdivnotken。Wehavehadcrackitheids-androwthofthem-erenow;andwehavehadabrokenlegormaybetwa;
  andthelikeofthatwedroverbodiesmakeakindofapracticeliketokeepamongoursel”s。Butacorpwehavenoneofuseverhadtodealwith,andIcouldsetnaeleemittowhatGilliesmichtconsiderproperintheaffair。Forbyethat,hewouldbeinraitherahobblehimsel”,ifhewastoganghamewantin”Faa。Folkareawfu”throngwiththeirquestions,andparteecularlywhenthey”renowantit。””That”safac””saidCandlish。
  Iconsideredthisprospectruefully;andthenmakingthebestofit,”Uponallwhichaccounts”saidI,”thebestwillbetogetacrosstheborderandthereseparate。Ifyouaretroubled,youcanverytrulyputtheblameuponyourlatecompanion;andifIampursued,Imustjusttrytokeepoutoftheway。””Mr。St。Ivy”saidSim,withsomethingresemblingenthusiasm,”no”
  awordmair!Ihavemetinwi”monykindso”gentryerenow;Ihaeseeno”themthatwasthetaething,andIhaeseeno”themthatwasthetither;butthewaleofagentlemanlikeyouIhavenosaeveryfrequentlyseenthebateof。”
  Ournightmarchwasaccordinglypursuedwithunremittingdiligence。
  Thestarspaled,theeastwhitened,andwewerestill,bothdogsandmen,toilingaftertheweariedcattle。AgainandagainSimandCandlishlamentedthenecessity:itwas”fairruinonthebestial”
  theydeclared;butthethoughtofajudgeandascaffoldhuntedthemeverforward。Imyselfwasnotsomuchtobepitied。Allthatnight,andduringthewholeofthelittlethatremainedbeforeusofourconjunctjourney,Ienjoyedanewpleasure,therewardofmyprowess,inthenowloosenedtongueofMr。Sim。Candlishwasstillobduratelytaciturn:itwastheman”snature;butSim,havingfinallyappraisedandapprovedme,displayedwithoutreticencearathergarruloushabitofmindandaprettytalentfornarration。
  Thepairwereoldandclosecompanions,co-existingintheseendlessmoorsinabrotherhoodofsilencesuchasIhaveheardattributedtothetrappersofthewest。Itseemsabsurdtomentionloveinconnectionwithsouglyandsnuffyacouple;atleast,theirtrustwasabsolute;andtheyentertainedasurprisingadmirationforeachother”squalities;CandlishexclaimingthatSimwas”grandcompany!”andSimfrequentlyassuringmeinanasidethatfor”arale,auld,stenchbitch,therewasnaethebateofCandlishinbraidScotland。”Thetwodogsappearedtobeentirelyincludedinthisfamilycompact,andIremarkedthattheirexploitsandtraitsofcharacterwereconstantlyandminutelyobservedbythetwomasters。Dogstoriesparticularlyaboundedwiththem;andnotonlythedogsofthepresentbutthoseofthepastcontributedtheirquota。”Butthatwasnaething”Simwouldbegin:”therewasaherdinManar,theyca”dhimTweedie-ye”llmindTweedie,Can”lish?””Fine,that!”saidCandlish。”Aweel,Tweediehadadog-”ThestoryIhaveforgotten;Idaresayitwasdull,andI
  suspectitwasnottrue;butindeed,mytravelswiththedroverenderedmeindulgent,andperhapsevencredulous,inthematterofdogstories。Beautiful,indefatigablebeings!asIsawthemattheendofalongday”sjourneyfrisking,barking,bounding,strikingattitudes,slantingabushytail,manifestlyplayingtothespectator”seye,manifestlyrejoicingintheirgraceandbeauty-
  andturnedtoobserveSimandCandlishunornamentallyploddingintherearwiththeplaidsabouttheirbowedshouldersandthedropattheirsnuffynose-IthoughtIwouldratherclaimkinshipwiththedogsthanwiththemen!Mysympathywasunreturned;intheireyesIwasacreaturelightasair;andtheywouldscarcesparemethetimeforaperfunctorycaressorperhapsahastylapofthewettongue,eretheywerebackagaininsedulousattendanceonthosedingydeities,theirmasters-andtheirmasters,aslikeasnot,damningtheirstupidity。
  Altogetherthelasthoursofourtrampwereinfinitelythemostagreeabletome,andIbelievetoallofus;andbythetimewecametoseparate,therehadgrownupacertainfamiliarityandmutualesteemthatmadethepartingharder。IttookplaceaboutfouroftheafternoononabarehillsidefromwhichIcouldseetheribbonofthegreatnorthroad,henceforthtobemyconductor。I
  askedwhatwastopay。”Naething”repliedSim。”Whatinthenameoffollyisthis?”Iexclaimed。”Youhaveledme,youhavefedme,youhavefilledmefullofwhisky,andnowyouwilltakenothing!””Yeseeweindentitforthat”repliedSim。”Indented?”Irepeated;”whatdoesthemanmean?””Mr。St。Ivy”saidSim,”thisisamaitterentirelybetweenCandlishandmeandtheauldwife,Gilchrist。Youhadnaethingtosaytoit;weel,yecanhavenaethingtodowithit,then。””Mygoodman”saidI,”Icanallowmyselftobeplacedinnosuchridiculousposition。Mrs。Gilchristisnothingtome,andIrefusetobeherdebtor。””Idinnaexac”lyseewhatwayye”regauntohelpit”observedmydrover。”Bypayingyouhereandnow”saidI。”There”sayetwatoabargain,Mr。St。Ives”saidhe。”Youmeanthatyouwillnottakeit?”saidI。”Thereorthereabout”saidhe。”Forbye,thatitwouldsetyeaheapbettertokeepyoursillerforthemyouaweitto。Ye”reyoung,Mr。St。Ivy,andthoughtless;butit”smybeliefthat,wi”
  careandcircumspection,yemayyetdocredittoyoursel”。Butjustyoubearthisinmind:thathimthatAWESsillershouldneverGIEsiller。”
  Well,whatwastheretosay?Iacceptedhisrebuke,andbiddingthepairfarewell,setoffaloneuponmysouthwardway。”Mr。St。Ivy”wasthelastwordofSim,”Iwasnevermuckleta”enupinEnglishry;butIthinkthatIreallyoughttosaythatyeseemtometohavethemakingsofquiteadecentlad。”
  CHAPTERXI-THEGREATNORTHROAD
  ITchancedthatasIwentdownthehilltheselastwordsofmyfriendthedroverechoednotunfruitfullyinmyhead。Ihadnevertoldthesementheleastparticularsastomyraceorfortune,asitwasapart,andthebestpart,oftheircivilitytoasknoquestions:yettheyhaddubbedmewithouthesitationEnglish。Somestrangenessintheaccenttheyhaddoubtlessthusexplained。Anditoccurredtome,thatifIcouldpassinScotlandforanEnglishman,ImightbeabletoreversetheprocessandpassinEnglandforaScot。Ithought,ifIwaspushedtoit,Icouldmakeastruggletoimitatethebrogue;aftermyexperiencewithCandlishandSim,Ihadarichprovisionofoutlandishwordsatmycommand;
  andIfeltIcouldtellthetaleofTweedie”sdogsoastodeceiveanative。Atthesametime,IwasafraidmynameofSt。Iveswasscarcelysuitable;tillIrememberedtherewasatownsocalledintheprovinceofCornwall,thoughtImightyetbegladtoclaimitformyplaceoforigin,anddecidedforaCornishfamilyandaScotseducation。Foratrade,asIwasequallyignorantofall,andasthemostinnocentmightatanymomentbethemeansofmyexposure,itwasbesttopretendtonone。AndIdubbedmyselfayounggentlemanofasufficientfortuneandanidle,curioushabitofmind,ramblingthecountryatmyowncharges,inquestofhealth,information,andmerryadventures。
  AtNewcastle,whichwasthefirsttownIreached,Icompletedmypreparationsforthepart,beforegoingtotheinn,bythepurchaseofaknapsackandapairofleatherngaiters。MyplaidIcontinuedtowearfromsentiment。Itwaswarm,usefultosleepinifIwereagainbenighted,andIhaddiscoveredittobenotunbecomingforamanofgallantcarriage。Thusequipped,Isupportedmycharacterofthelight-heartedpedestriannotamiss。SurprisewasindeedexpressedthatIshouldhaveselectedsuchaseasonoftheyear;
  butIpleadedsomedelaysofbusiness,andsmilinglyclaimedtobeaneccentric。Thedevilwasinit,Iwouldsay,ifanyseasonoftheyearwasnotgoodenoughforme;Iwasnotmadeofsugar,Iwasnomollycoddletobeafraidofanill-airedbedorasprinkleofsnow;andIwouldknockuponthetablewithmyfistandcallfort”otherbottle,likethenoisyandfree-heartedyounggentlemanI
  was。ItwasmypolicyifImaysoexpressmyselftotalkmuchandsaylittle。Attheinntables,thecountry,thestateoftheroads,thebusinessinterestofthosewhosatdownwithme,andthecourseofpublicevents,affordedmeaconsiderablefieldinwhichImightdiscourseatlargeandstillcommunicatenoinformationaboutmyself。Therewasnoonewithlessairofreticence;I
  plungedintomycompanyuptotheneck;andIhadalongcock-and-
  bullstoryofanauntofminewhichmusthaveconvincedthemostsuspiciousofmyinnocence。”What!”theywouldhavesaid,”thatyoungasstobeconcealinganything!Why,hehasdeafenedmewithanauntofhisuntilmyheadaches。Heonlywantsyoushouldgivehimaline,andhewouldtellyouhiswholedescentfromAdamdownward,andhiswholeprivatefortunetothelastshilling。”A
  responsiblesolidfellowwasevensomuchmovedbypityformyinexperienceastogivemeawordortwoofgoodadvice:thatIwasbutayoungmanafterall-Ihadatthistimeadeceptiveairofyouththatmademeeasilypassforone-and-twenty,andwas,inthecircumstances,worthafortune-thatthecompanyatinnswasverymingled,thatIshoulddowelltobemorecareful,andthelike;toallwhichImadeanswerthatImeantnoharmmyselfandexpectednonefromothers,orthedevilwasinit。”Youareoneofthosed-
  dprudentfellowsthatIcouldneverabidewith”saidI。”Youarethekindofmanthathasalonghead。That”salltheworld,mydearsir:thelong-headsandtheshort-horns!Now,Iamashort-
  horn。””Idoubt”sayshe,”thatyouwillnotgoveryfarwithoutgettingsheared。”Iofferedtobetwithhimonthat,andhemadeoff,shakinghishead。
  Butmyparticulardelightwastoenlargeonpoliticsandthewar。
  NonedamnedtheFrenchlikeme;nonewasmorebitteragainsttheAmericans。Andwhenthenorth-boundmailarrived,crownedwithholly,andthecoachmanandguardhoarsewithshoutingvictory,I
  wentevensofarastoentertainthecompanytoabowlofpunch,whichIcompoundedmyselfwithnoilliberalhand,anddoledouttosuchsentimentsasthefollowing:-”OurgloriousvictoryontheNivelle”!”LordWellington,Godblesshim!andmayvictoryeverattenduponhisarms!”and,”Soult,poordevil!andmayhecatchitagaintothesametune!”
  Neverwasoratorymoreapplaudedtotheecho-neveranyonewasmoreofthepopularmanthanI。Ipromiseyou,wemadeanightofit。Someofthecompanysupportedeachother,withtheassistanceofboots,totheirrespectivebedchambers,whiletherestsleptonthefieldofglorywherewehadleftthem;andatthebreakfasttablethenextmorningtherewasanextraordinaryassemblageofredeyesandshakingfists。Iobservedpatriotismtoburnmuchlowerbydaylight。LetnooneblamemeforinsensibilitytothereversesofFrance!Godknowshowmyheartraged。HowIlongedtofallonthatherdofswineandknocktheirheadstogetherinthemomentoftheirrevelry!Butyouaretoconsidermyownsituationanditsnecessities;alsoacertainlightheartedness,eminentlyGallic,whichformsaleadingtraitinmycharacter,andleadsmetothrowmyselfintonewcircumstanceswiththespiritofaschoolboy。ItispossiblethatIsometimesallowedthisimpishhumourtocarrymefurtherthangoodtasteapproves:andIwascertainlypunishedforitonce。
  ThiswasintheepiscopalcityofDurham。Wesatdown,aconsiderablecompany,todinner,mostofusfineoldvattedEnglishtoriesofthatclasswhichisoftensoenthusiasticastobeinarticulate。Itookandheldtheleadfromthebeginning;and,thetalkhavingturnedontheFrenchinthePeninsula,Igavethemauthenticdetailsontheauthorityofacousinofmine,anensign
  ofcertaincannibalorgiesinGalicia,inwhichnolessapersonthanGeneralCaffarellihadtakenapart。Ialwaysdislikedthatcommander,whoonceorderedmeunderarrestforinsubordination;
  anditispossiblethataspiceofvengeanceaddedtotherigourofmypicture。Ihaveforgottenthedetails;nodoubttheywerehigh-
  coloured。NodoubtIrejoicedtofoolthesejolter-heads;andnodoubtthesenseofsecuritythatIdrankfromtheirdull,gaspingfacesencouragedmetoproceedextremelyfar。Andformysins,therewasonesilentlittlemanattablewhotookmystoryatthetruevalue。Itwasfromnosenseofhumour,towhichhewasquitedead。Itwasfromnoparticularintelligence,forhehadnotany。
  Thebondofsympathy,ofallthingsintheworld,hadrenderedhimclairvoyant。
  DinnerwasnosoonerdonethanIstrolledforthintothestreetswithsomedesignofviewingthecathedral;andthelittlemanwassilentlyatmyheels。Afewdoorsfromtheinn,inadarkplaceofthestreet,Iwasawareofatouchonmyarm,turnedsuddenly,andfoundhimlookingupatmewitheyespatheticallybright。”Ibegyourpardon,sir;butthatstoryofyourswasparticularlyrich。He-he!Particularlyracy”saidhe。”Itellyou,sir,I
  tookyouwholly!ISMOKEDyou!IbelieveyouandI,sir,ifwehadachancetotalk,wouldfindwehadagoodmanyopinionsincommon。Hereisthe“BlueBell,“averycomfortableplace。Theydrawgoodale,sir。Wouldyoubesocondescendingastoshareapotwithme?”
  Therewassomethingsoambiguousandsecretinthelittleman”sperpetualsignalling,thatIconfessmycuriositywasmucharoused。
  Blamingmyself,evenasIdidso,fortheindiscretion,Iembracedhisproposal,andweweresoonfacetofaceoveratankardofmulledale。Heloweredhisvoicetotheleastattenuationofawhisper。”Here,sir”saidhe,”istotheGreatMan。Ithinkyoutakeme?
  No?”Heleanedforwardtillournosestouched。”HereistotheEmperor!”saidhe。
  Iwasextremelyembarrassed,and,inspiteofthecreature”sinnocentappearance,morethanhalfalarmed。Ithoughthimtooingenious,and,indeed,toodaringforaspy。Yetifhewerehonesthemustbeamanofextraordinaryindiscretion,andthereforeveryunfittobeencouragedbyanescapedprisoner。I
  tookahalfcourse,accordingly-acceptedhistoastinsilence,anddrankitwithoutenthusiasm。