首页 >出版文学> The Princess de Montpensier>第5章
  Thecaptaingrinned。No-o,Mother,heobserveddrily。Sometimesathiefcanmanagetoearnalivin’athisjob。Butthere,there,don’tfeelbad。I’llsaysomethin’toAl,long’syouthinkIoughtto。
  Thesomethingwasnotmuch,andyetCaptainZelotesreallymeantittobekindlyandtosoundlikepraise。Butpraisingathingofwhichyouhavepreciouslittleunderstandingandwithwhichyouhaveabsolutelynosympathyisahardjob。
  SeeyouhadapieceintheItemthisweek,Al,observedthecaptain。
  Why——yes,sir,saidAlbert。
  Um-hm。Ireadit。Idon’tknowmuchaboutsuchthings,buttheytellmeitisprettygood。
  Thankyou,sir。
  Eh?Oh,you’rewelcome。
  Thatwasall。Perhapsconsideringitssourceitwasagooddeal,butAlbertwasnotoftheagewheresuchconsiderationsarelikelytobemade。
  Helen’spraisewaswarmandenthusiastic。Iknewyoucoulddoitifyouonlywould,shedeclared。Andoh,I’mSOgladyoudid!
  Nowyoumustkeepontrying。
  Thatbitofadvicewasquitesuperfluous。YoungSperanzahavingsampledthesublimeintoxicationofseeinghimselfinprint,wasnotreadytosoberoffyetawhile。HecontinuedtobombardtheItemwithverses。Theywereinvariablyaccepted,butwhenhesenttoaNewYorkmagazineapoemwhichheconsideredagem,thepromptnesswithwhichitwasreturnedstaggeredhisconceitandwasinthatrespectagoodthingforhim。
  However,hekeptontrying。Helenwouldnothavepermittedhimtogiveupevenifhehadwished。Shewasquiteasmuchinterestedinhisliteraryaspirationsashewashimselfandherencouragementwasagreathelptohim。Aftermonthsofrepeatedtrialandrepeatedrejectionheopenedanenvelopebearingthenameofafairlywell-knownperiodicaltofindthereinakindlynotestatingthathispoem,SeaSpaceshadbeenaccepted。Andaweeklatercameacheckfortendollars。Thatwasadayofdays。Incidentallyitwasthedayofatrialbalanceintheofficeandtheassistantbookkeeper’sadditionsandmultiplicationscontainednolessthanfourghastlyerrors。
  Thenextafternoontherewasaninterviewinthebackoffice。
  CaptainZelotesandhisgrandsonweretheparticipants。ThesubjectdiscussedwasBusinessversusPoetry,andtherewasamarkeddifferenceofopinion。Alberthadproclaimedhistriumphathome,ofcourse,hadexhibitedhischeck,hadbeentherecipientofhugsandpraisesfromhisgrandmotherandhadlistenedtopaeansandhallelujahsfromMrs。Ellis。Whenhehurriedaroundtotheparsonageaftersupper,Helenhadbeenexcitedanddelightedatthegoodnews。Alberthadbeenpattedonthebackquiteasmuchaswasgoodforayoungmanwhosebumpofself-esteemwasnotinclinedtowardunder-development。WhenheenteredtheprivateofficeofZ。
  SnowandCo。inanswertohisgrandfather’ssummons,hedidsolight-heartedly,triumphantly,withself-approvalwrittenlargeuponhim。
  Butthoughhecamelikeaconqueringhero,hewasnotreceivedlikeone。CaptainZelotessatathisdesk,thecopyoftheBostonmorningpaperwhichhehadbeenreadingstickingoutofthewastebasketintowhichithadbeensavagelyjammedahalfhourbefore。
  Thenewshadnotbeentothecaptain’sliking。TheseweretheSeptemberdaysof1914。theGermanKaiserwasmarchingforwardmitGottthroughBelgium,anditbegantolookasifhecouldnotbestoppedshortofParis。Consequently,CaptainZelotes,hissympathiesfromthefirstwithEnglandandtheAllies,wasnothappyinhisnewspaperreading。
  Albertentered,headerectandeyesshining。IfGertieKendrickcouldhaveseenhimthenshewouldhavefallendownandworshiped。
  Hisgrandfatherlookedathiminsilenceforamoment,tappinghisdeskwiththestumpofapencil。Albert,too,wassilent。hewasalreadythinkingofanotherpoemwithwhichtodazzletheworld,andhisheadwasamongtherosyclouds。
  Sitdown,Al,saidCaptainZelotesshortly。
  Albertreluctantlydescendedtoearthandtookthebatteredarmchairstandingbesidethedesk。Thecaptaintappedwithhispenciluponthefigure-coveredsheetofpaperbeforehim。Thenhesaid:
  Al,you’vebeenherethreeyearscomenextDecember,ain’tyou?
  Why——yes,sir,IbelieveIhave。
  Um-hm,youhave。Andfortheheftofthattimeyou’vebeeninthisoffice。
  Yes,sir。
  Yes。AndLabeKeelerandIhavebeendoin’ourbesttomakeabusinessmanoutofyou。Youunderstandwehave,don’tyou?
  Albertlookedpuzzledandalittleuneasy。Intohisroseatedreamswasjustbeginningtofiltertheideathathisgrandfather’stoneandmannerwerepeculiar。
  Why,yes,sir,ofcourseIunderstandit,hereplied。
  Well,IaskedyoubecauseIwasn’tquitesurewhetheryoudidornot。CanyouguesswhatthisisI’vegotonmydeskhere?
  Hetappedthefigure-coveredsheetofpaperoncemore。BeforeAlbertcouldspeakthecaptainansweredhisownquestion。
  I’lltellyouwhatitis,hewenton。It’soneofthelatestsamplesofyoursmartnessasabusinessman。IpresumelikelyyouknowthatLabanworkedhereinthisofficeuntilthreeo’clockthismornin’,didn’tyou?
  Albertdidnotknowit。Mr。Keelerhadtoldhimnothingofthesort。
  Why,no,hereplied。Didhe?Whatfor?
  Ye-es,hedid。Andwhatfor?Why,justtofindoutwhatwasthematterwithhistrialbalance,that’sall。WhenoneofLabe’strialbalancesstartsoutforsnugharborandendsuponareefwithsixfootofwaterinherhold,naturallyLabewantstogetherafloatandpumpeddryasquickaspossible。Heain’tusedtoit,foronething,anditmakeshimnervous。
  Albert’suneasinessgrew。Whenhisgrandfather’sspeechbecamesarcasticandnautical,theyoungmanhadusuallyfoundthattherewastroublecomingforsomebody。
  I——I’msorryLabanhadtostaysolate,hestammered。Ishouldhavebeengladtostayandhelphim,buthedidn’taskme。
  No-o。Well,itmaypossiblybethathecal’latedhewascarryin’
  aboutallyourhelpthatthecraftwouldstand,as’twas。Anymoremightsinkher。Seehere,youngfeller——CaptainZelotesdroppedhisquietsarcasmandspokesharpandbrisk:Seehere,hesaid,doyourealizethatthissheetofpaperI’vegothereiswhatstandsforaday’sworkdonebyyouyesterday?Andonthissheettherewasnolessthanfoursillymistakesthatachildtenyearsoldhadn’toughttomake,thatanable-bodiedidiothadn’toughttomake。ButYOUmade’em,andtheykeptLabeKeelerheretillthreeo’clockthismornin’。Nowwhathaveyougottosayforyourself?
  Asamatteroffact,Alberthadverylittletosay,exceptthathewassorry,andthathisgrandfatherevidentlydidnotconsiderworththesaying。Hewavedtheprotestationaside。
  Sorry!herepeatedimpatiently。Ofcourseyou’resorry,thoughevenatthatIain’tsureyou’resorryenough。Labewassorry,too,Idon’tdoubt,whenhisbedtimewentbyandhekeptrunnin’
  afoulofoneofyourmistakesafteranother。I’msorry,darnedsorry,tofindoutthatyoucanmakesuchblundersafterthreeyearsonboardhereundersuchteachin’asyou’vehad。Butbein’
  sorrydon’thelpanytospeakof。Anyfoolcanbesorryforhisfoolishness,butifthat’sall,itdon’thelpawholelot。Isbein’sorrythebestexcuseyou’vegottooffer?Whatmadeyoumakethemistakesinthefirstplace?
  Albert’sfacewasdarklyredunderthelashofhisgrandfather’stongue。CaptainZelotesandhehadhaddisagreementsandverbalencountersbefore,butneversincetheyhadbeentogetherhadthecaptainspokenlikethis。Andtheyoungfellowwasnolongerseventeen,hewastwenty。TheflushbegantofadefromhischeeksandthepallorwhichmeanttheriseoftheSperanzatempertookitsplace。
  Whatmadeyoumakesuchfoolblunders?repeatedthecaptain。
  Youknewbetter,didn’tyou?
  Yes,sullenly,IsupposeIdid。
  Youknowmightywellyoudid。AndasnighasIcanlarnfromwhatIgotoutofLaban——whichwasn’tmuch。Ihadtopumpitoutofhimwordbyword——thisain’tthefirstsetofmistakesyou’vemade。
  Youmake’emrightalong。Ifitwasn’tforhimhelpin’yououtandcoverin’upyourmistakes,thisfirmwouldbeinhotwaterwithitscustomerstwo-thirdsofthetimeandthebookswouldbefust-rateasapuzzle,somethin’touseforaguessin’match,butplagueylittlegoodasstraightaccountsofagoin’concern。Nowwhatmakesyouactthisway?Eh?Whatmakesyou?
  Oh,Idon’tknow。Seehere,Grandfather——
  Holdonaminute。Youdon’tknow,eh?Well,Iknow。Itain’tbecauseyouain’tsmartenoughtokeepasetofbooksandkeep’emwell。Idon’texpectyoutobeaLabeKeeler。thereain’tmanybookkeeperslikehimonthisearth。ButIdoknowyou’resmartenoughtokeepmybooksandkeep’emasthey’doughttobe,ifyouwanttokeep’em。Thetroublewithyouisthatyoudon’twantto。
  You’vegottoomuchofyourgood-for-nothin——CaptainLotepulledupshort,clearedhisthroat,andwenton:You’vegottoomuch’poet’inyou,hedeclared,that’swhat’sthematter。
  Albertleanedforward。Thatwasn’twhatyouweregoingtosay,
  hesaidquickly。YouweregoingtosaythatIhadtoomuchofmyfatherinme。
  Itwasthecaptain’sturntoredden。Eh?hestammered。Why,I——I——HowdoyouknowwhatIwasgoin’tosay?
  BecauseIdo。Yousayitallthetime。Or,ifyoudon’tsayit,youlookit。ThereishardlyadaythatIdon’tcatchyoulookingatmeasifyouwereexpectingmetocommitmurderordosomeoutrageousthingorother。AndIknow,too,thatitisallbecauseI’mmyfather’sson。Well,that’sallright。feelthatwayaboutmeifyouwantto,Ican’thelpit。
  Here,here,Al!Holdon!Don’t——
  Iwon’tholdon。AndItellyouthis:Ihatethisworkhere。YousayIdon’twanttokeepbooks。Well,Idon’t。I’msorryImadetheerrorsyesterdayandputKeelertosomuchtrouble,butI’llprobablymakemore。No,withasuddenoutburstofdetermination,Iwon’tmakeanymore。Iwon’t,becauseI’mnotgoingtokeepbooksanymore。I’mthrough。
  CaptainZelotesleanedbackinhischair。
  You’rewhat?heaskedslowly。
  I’mthrough。I’llneverworkinthisofficeanotherday。I’mthrough。
  Thecaptain’sbrowsdrewtogetherashestaredsteadilyathisgrandson。Heslowlytuggedathisbeard。
  Humph!hegrunted,afteramoment。Soyou’rethrough,eh?
  Goin’toquitandgosomewhereselse,youmean?
  Yes。
  Um-hm。Isee。Whereareyougoin’togo?
  Idon’tknow。ButI’mnotgoingtomakeafoolofmyselfatthisjobanylonger。Ican’tkeepbooks,andIwon’tkeepthem。Ihatebusiness。I’mnogoodatit。AndIwon’tstayhere。
  Isee。Isee。Well,ifyouwon’tkeeponinbusiness,whatwillyoudoforalivin’?Writepoetry?
  Perhaps。
  Um-m。Bekindofslimlivin’,won’tit?You’vebeenwritin’
  poetryforaboutayearandahalf,asIrecollect,andsofaryou’vemadetendollars。
  That’sallright。IfIdon’tmakeitImaystarve,asyouarealwayssayingthatwritersdo。But,starveornot,Ishan’taskYOUtotakecareofme。
  I’vetakencareofyouforthreeyearsorso。
  Yes。Butyoudiditbecause——because——Well,Idon’tknowwhyyoudid,exactly,butyouwon’thavetodoitanylonger。I’mthrough。
  Thecaptainstillstaredsteadily,andwhathesawinthedarkeyeswhichflasheddefiancebackathimseemedtotroublehimalittle。
  Histugsathisbeardbecamemorestrenuous。
  Humph!hemuttered。Humph!……Well,Al,ofcourseIcan’tmakeyoustaybymainforce。PerhapsIcould——youain’tofageyet——butIshan’t。Andyouwanttoquittheshipaltogether,doyou?
  Ifyoumeanthisoffice——yes,Ido。
  Isee,Isee。WanttoquitSouthHarnissandyourgrandmother——
  andRachel——andLabe——andHelen——andalltherestof’em?
  Notparticularly。ButIshallhaveto,ofcourse。
  Yes……Um-hm……Yes。Haveyouthoughthowyourgrandmother’sliabletofeelwhenshehearsyouaregoin’toclearoutandleaveher?
  Alberthadnotthoughtinthatway,buthedidnow。Histonewasatriflelesscombativeasheanswered。
  She’llbesorryatfirst,Isuppose,hesaid,butshe’llgetoverit。
  Um-hm。Maybeshewill。Youcangetover’mostanythingintime——
  ’MOSTanything。Well,andhowaboutme?HowdoyouthinkI’llfeel?
  Albert’schinlifted。You!heexclaimed。Why,you’llbemightygladofit。
  CaptainZelotespickedupthepencilstumpandtwirleditinhisfingers。ShallI?heasked。YouthinkIwill,doyou?
  Ofcourseyouwill。Youdon’tlikeme,andneverdid。
  SoI’veheardyousay。Well,boy,don’tyoucal’lateIlikeyouatleastasmuchasyoulikeme?
  No。Whatdoyoumean?Ilikeyouwellenough。Thatis,Ishouldifyougavemehalfachance。Butyoudon’tdoit。Youhatemebecausemyfather——
  Thecaptaininterrupted。Hisbigpalmstruckthedesk。
  DON’Tsaythatagain!hecommanded。Lookhere,ifIhatedyoudoyousupposeI’dbetalkin’toyoulikethis?IfIhatedyoudoyoucal’lateI’darguewhenyougavemenotice?Notbyajugful!
  Nomanevercametomeandsaidhewasgoin’toquitandhadmebeghimtostay。Ifwewasatseahestayeduntilwemadeport。thenheWENT,andhedidn’thangaroundwaitin’foraboattotakehimashoreneither。Idon’thateyou,son。I’dasknothin’betterthanachancetolikeyou,butyouwon’tgiveittome。
  Albert’seyesandmouthopened。
  _I_won’tgiveYOUachance?herepeated。
  Sartin。DOyougivemeone?Iaskyoutokeepthesebooksofmine。Youcouldkeep’emANumberOne。You’resmartenoughtodoit。Butyouwon’t。Youlet’emgotothunderandwasteyourtimemakin’upfoolpoetryandsuchstuff。
  ButIlikewriting,andIdon’tlikekeepingbooks。
  Keepin’booksisapartofl’arnin’thebusiness,andbusinessisthewayyou’regoin’togetyourlivin’byandby。
  No,itisn’t。Iamgoingtobeawriter。
  NowDON’Tsaythatsillythingagain!Idon’twanttohearit。
  Ishallsayitbecauseitistrue。
  Lookhere,boy:WhenItellyouoranybodyelseinthisofficetodoornottodoathing,Iexpect’emtoobeyorders。AndItellyounottotalkanymoreofthatfoolishnessaboutbein’awriter。
  D’youunderstand?
  Yes,ofcourseIunderstand。
  Allright,then,thatmuchissettled……Here!Whereareyougoin’?
  Alberthadturnedandwasonhiswayoutoftheoffice。Hestoppedandansweredoverhisshoulder,I’mgoinghome,hesaid。
  Goin’HOME?Why,youcamefromhomenotmorethananhourandahalfago!Whatareyougoin’thereagainnowfor?
  Topackupmythings。
  Topackupyourthings!Topackup——Humph!Soyoureallymeanit!You’rereallygoin’toquitmelikethis?Andyourgrandma,too!
  Theyoungmanfeltasuddenpangofcompunction,atwingeofconscience。
  Grandfather,hesaid,I’msorry。I——
  Butthechangeinhisattitudeandtonecametoolate。CaptainLote’stemperwasboilingnow,contradictionwasitsworstprovocative。
  Goin’toquit!hesneered。Goin’toquitbecauseyoudon’tliketowork。Allright,quitthen!Goahead!I’vedoneallIcantomakeamanofyou。Gotothedevilinyourownway。
  Grandfather,I——
  Goahead!_I_can’tstopyou。It’sinyourbreed,Ical’late。
  Thatwassufficient。Albertstrodeoutoftheprivateoffice,headerect。CaptainZelotesroseandslammedthedoorafterhisdepartinggrandson。
  AttenthateveningAlbertwasinhisroom,sittinginachairbythewindow,gloomilylookingout。Thepacking,mostofit,hadbeendone。Hehadnot,ashetoldhisgrandfatherheintendeddoing,lefttheofficeimmediatelyandcomestraighthometopack。
  AsheemergedfromtheinnerofficeafterthestormyinterviewwiththecaptainhefoundLabanKeelerhardatworkuponthebooks。Thesightofthelittleman,sopatientlyandcheerfullypeggingaway,broughtanothertwingeofconsciencetotheassistantbookkeeper。
  Labanhadbeensuchabrickinalltheirrelationships。Itmusthavebeenasoretrialtohisparticular,business-likesoul,thoseerrorsinthetrialbalance。Yethehadnotfoundfaultnorcomplained。CaptainZeloteshimselfhadsaidthateveryitemconcerninghisgrandson’smistakesandblundershadbeendraggedfromMr。Keelermuchagainstthelatter’swill。SomehowAlbertcouldnotbeartogooffandleavehimatonce。Hewouldstayandfinishhisday’swork,forLabeKeeler’ssake。
  SostayhedidandwhenCaptainZeloteslatercameoutofhisprivateofficeandfoundhimthereneitherofthemspoke。Athome,duringsupper,nothingwassaidconcerningthequarreloftheafternoon。YetAlbertwasasdeterminedtoleaveasever,andtheCaptain,judgingbytheexpressionofhisface,wasjustasdeterminedtodonothingmoretopreventhim。Aftersuppertheyoungmanwenttohisroomandbeganthepacking。Hisgrandfatherwentout,anunusualproceedingforhim,sayingthatheguessedhewouldgodownstreetforaspell。
  NowAlbert,ashesattherebythewindow,wasgloomyenough。Thewind,howlingandwailingaboutthegablesoftheoldhouse,wasnotanaidtocheerfulnessandheneededeveryaid。Hehadsworntogoaway,hewasgoingaway——butwhereshouldhego?Hehadalittlemoneyputby,notmuchbutalittle,whichhehadbeensavingforquiteanotherpurpose。Thiswouldtakehimalittleway,wouldpayhisbillsforashorttime,butafterthat——Well,afterthathecouldearnmore。Withtheoptimismofyouthandthesereneself-confidencewhichwasnaturaltohimhewassureofsucceedingsoonerorlater。Itwasnotthedreadoffailureandprivationwhichtroubledhim。Theweightwhichwaspressinguponhisspiritwasnotthefearofwhatmighthappentohim。
  Therewasarapuponthedoor。Thenavoice,thehousekeeper’svoice,whisperedthroughthecrack。
  It’sme,Al,whisperedMrs。Ellis。Youain’tinbedyet,areyou?I’dliketotalkwithyouaminuteortwo,ifImight。
  Hewasnotanxioustotalktoheroranyoneelsejustthen,buthetoldhertocomein。Sheenteredontiptoe,withthemysteriousairofaconspirator,andshutthedoorcarefullyafterher。
  MayIsetdownjustaminute?sheasked。Icangenerallytalkbettersettin’。
  Hepulledforwardtheancientrockerwiththerushseat。Thecross-stitchtidyonthebackwashismother’shandiwork,shehadmadeitwhenshewasfifteen。Rachelsatdownintherocker。
  Alshebegan,stillinthesamemysteriouswhisper,Iknowallaboutit。
  Helookedather。Allaboutwhat?heasked。
  AboutthetroubleyouandCap’nLotehadthisafternoon。Iknowyou’replannin’toleaveusallandgoawaysomewheresandthathetoldyoutogo,andallthat。Iknowwhatyou’vebeendoin’uphereto-night。Fur’sthatgoes,sheadded,withalittlecatchinherbreathandawaveofherhandtowardtheopentrunkandsuitcaseuponthefloor,Iwouldn’tneedtoknow,IcouldSEE。
  Albertwassurprisedandconfused。Hehadsupposedthewholeaffairtobe,sofar,asecretbetweenhimselfandhisgrandfather。
  Youknow?hestammered。You——Howdidyouknow?
  Labantoldme。Labecamehurryin’overherejustaftersupperandtoldmethewholething。He’sawfulupsetaboutit,Labanis。HethinksalmostasmuchofyouashedoesofCap’nLoteor——orme,
  withanapologeticlittlesmile。
  Albertwasastonishedandtroubled。HowdidLabeknowaboutit?
  hedemanded。
  Hehearditall。Hecouldn’thelphearin’。
  Buthecouldn’thaveheard。Thedoortotheprivateofficewasshut。
  Yes,butthewindowatthetop——thetransomone,youknow——waswideopen。Youandyourgrandpaneverthoughtofthat,Iguess,andLabancouldn’thopupoffhisstoolandshutitwithoutgivin’
  itawaythathe’dbeenhearin’。SohehadtojustsetandlistenandIknowhowhehateddoin’that。LabanKeelerain’tthelistenin’kind。Onethingaboutitallisamercy,sheadded,fervently。It’stheLord’sownmercythatthatIssyPricewasn’twhereHEcouldhearit,too。IfIssyheardityoumightaswellpaintituponthetown-hallfence。allcreationandhiswifewouldn’tlarnitanysooner。
  Albertdrewalongbreath。Well,hesaid,afteramoment,I’msorryLabeheard,butIdon’tsupposeitmakesmuchdifference。
  Everyonewillknowallaboutitinadayortwo……I’mgoing。
  Rachelleanedforward。
  No,youain’t,Al,shesaid。
  I’mnot?IndeedIam!Why,whatdoyoumean?
  ImeanjustwhatIsay。Youain’tgoin’。You’regoin’tostayrighthere。AtleastIhopeyouare,andITHINKyouare……
  Oh,Iknow,sheadded,quickly,whatyouaregoin’tosay。
  You’regoin’totellmethatyourgrandpaisdownonyouonaccountofyourfather,andthatyoudon’tlikebookkeepin’,andthatyouwanttowritepoetryand——andsuch。You’llsayallthat,andmaybeit’salltrue,butwhether’tisornotain’tthepointatalljustnow。Therealpointisthatyou’reJanieSnow’ssonandyourgrandpa’sCap’nLoteSnowandyourgrandma’sOliveSnowandthereain’tgoin’tobeanothersmash-upinthisfamilyifIcanhelpit。
  I’vebeenthroughoneandone’senough。Albert,didn’tyoupromisemethatSundayforenoonthreeyearsagowhenIcameintothesettin’-roomandwegottalkin’aboutbooksandRobertPenfoldandeverything——didn’tyoupromisemethenthatwhenthingsbetweenyouandyourgrandpagotkindof——ofsnarledupandfullofknotsyou’dcometomewith’emandwe’dseeifwecouldn’tstraighten’emouttogether?Didn’tyoupromisemethat,Albert?
  Albertrememberedtheconversationtowhichshereferred。Asherememberedit,however,hehadnotmadeanydefinitepromise。
  Youaskedmetotalkthemoverwithyou,Rachel,headmitted。I
  thinkthat’saboutasfarasitwent。
  Well,maybeso,butnowIaskyouagain。Willyoutalkthisoverwithme,Albert?Willyoutellmeeverybitallaboutit,formysake?Andforyourgrandma’ssake……Yes,more’nthat,foryourmother’ssake,Albert。shewasprettynighlikemyownsister,JaneSnowwas。Differentasnightfromdayofcourse,shewasprettyandeducatedandallthatandIwasjustthesamethenasI
  amnow,butwedidthinkalotofeachother,Albert。Tellmethewholestory,won’tyou,please。JustwhatCap’nLotesaidandwhatyousaidandwhatyouplantodo——andall?Please,Albert。
  Thereweretearsinhereyes。Hehadalwayslikedher,butitwasalikingwithatraceofcondescensioninit。Shewaspeculiar,hersympatheticattackswerefunny,andsheandLabantogetherwereanoddpair。Nowhesawherinanewlightandhefeltasuddenrushofrealaffectionforher。Andwiththisfeeling,andinspiredalsobyhisloneliness,cametheimpulsetocomplywithherrequest,totellherallhistroubles。
  Hebeganslowlyatfirst,butashewentonthewordscamequicker。
  Shelistenedeagerly,noddingoccasionally,butsayingnothing。
  Whenhehadfinishedshenoddedagain。
  Isee,shesaid。’TwasalmostwhatLabansaidandaboutwhatheandIexpected。Well,Albert,Iain’tgoin’tobetheonetoblameyou,notverymuchanyhow。Idon’tseeasyouaretoblame。youcan’thelpthewayyou’remade。Butyourgrandfathercan’thelpbein’madehisway,either。Hecan’tseewithyourspectaclesandyoucan’tseewithhis。
  Hestirredrebelliously。Thenwehadbettergoourownways,I
  shouldsay,hemuttered。
  No,youhadn’t。That’sjustwhatyoumustn’tdo,notnow,anyhow。
  AsIsaidbefore,there’sbeenenoughofallhandsgoin’theirownwaysinthisfamilyandlookwhatcameofit。
  Butwhatdoyouexpectmetodo?IwillnotgiveupeveryplanI’vemadeandmychanceintheworldjustbecauseheistoostubbornandcrankytounderstandthem。IwillNOTdoit。
  Idon’twantyouto。ButIdon’twantyoutoupsetthewholekettlejustbecausethesteamhasscaldedyourfingers。Idon’twantyoutogooffandleaveyourgrandmatobreakherheartasecondtimeandyourgrandpatogiveupallhisplansandhopesthathe’sbeenmakin’aboutyou。
  Plansaboutme?Hemakingplansaboutme?Whatsortofplans?
  Allsorts。Oh,hedon’tsaymuchabout’em,ofcourse。thatain’thisway。Butfromthingshe’sletdropIknowhehashopedtotakeyouinwithhimasapartneroneofthesedays,andtoleaveyouthebusinessafterhe’sgone。
  Nonsense,Rachel!
  No,itain’tnonsense。It’stheonebigdreamofCap’nLote’slife。ThatZ。SnowandCo。businessishispetchild,asyoumightsay。Hebuiltitup,heandLabetogether,andwhenhefiggeredtotakeyouaboardwithhim’twasSOMEchanceforyou,’cordin’tohislookout。Nowyoucan’thardlyblamehimforbein’disappointedwhenyouchuckthatchanceawayandtaketowritin’poetrypieces,canyou?
  But——but——why,confoundit,Rachel,youdon’tunderstand!
  Yes,Ido,butyourgrandpadon’t。Andyoudon’tunderstandhim……Oh,Albert,DON’Tbeasstubbornasheis,asyourmotherwas——theLordandsheforgivemeforsayin’it。Shewaspartlyrightaboutmarryin’yourpaandCap’nLotewaspartlyright,too。Iftheyhadmethalfwayandputthetwo’partlys’togetherthewholethingmighthavebeenrightintheend。As’twas,’twasallwrong。Don’t,don’t,DON’T,Albert,beasstubbornasthat。Fortheirsakes,Al,——yes,andformysake,forI’moneofyourfamily,too,orseemsasifIwas——don’t。
  Shehastilywipedhereyeswithherapron。He,toowasgreatlymoved。
  Don’tcry,Rachel,hemuttered,hurriedly。Pleasedon’t……
  Ididn’tknowyoufeltthisway。Ididn’tknowanybodydid。I
  don’twanttomaketroubleinthefamily——anymoretrouble。
  Grandmotherhasbeenawfullygoodtome。so,too,hasGrandfather,Isuppose,inhisway。But——oh,whatamIgoingtodo?Ican’tstayinthatofficeallmylife。I’mnotgoodatbusiness。I
  don’tlikeit。Ican’tgiveup——
  No,no,courseyoumustn’t。Idon’twantyoutogiveup。
  Thenwhatdoyouwantmetodo?
  Iwantyoutogotoyourgrandpaandtalktohimoncemore。Notgivin’upyourplansaltogetherbutnotforcin’himtogiveuphiseither,notrightaway。TellhimyourealizehewantsyoutogoonwithZ。SnowandCompanyandthatyouwill——forawhile——
  But——
  Forawhile,Isaid。threeorfouryears,say。Youwon’tbesodreadfuloldthen,notexactlywhatyou’dcallaMethusalem。Tellhimyou’lldothatandonhissidehemustletyouwriteasmuchasyouplease,providedyoudon’tletthewritin’interferewiththeZ。SnowandCo。work。Then,attheendofthethreeorfouryears,ifyoustillfeelthesameasyoudonow,youcantackleyourpoetryforkeepsandheandyou’llstillbefriends。Tellhimthat,Albert,andseewhathesays……Willyou?
  Alberttooksomemomentstoconsider。Atlengthhesaid:IfI
  didIdoubtifhewouldlisten。
  Oh,yeshewould。He’dmorethanlisten,I’mprettysartin。I
  thinkhe’dagree。
  Youdo?
  Yes,Ido。Yousee,withasmile,whileI’vebeentalkin’toyouthere’sbeensomebodyelsetalkin’tohim……There,there!
  don’tyouaskanyquestions。IpromisednottotellanybodyandifIain’texactlybrokethatpromise,I’vespraineditsankle,I’mafraid。Goodnight,Albert,andthankyoueverandeversomuchforlistenin’solongwithoutoncetellin’metomindmyownbusiness。
  Goodnight,Rachel……Andthankyoufortakingsomuchinterestinmyaffairs。You’reanawfullygoodfriend,Icanseethat。
  Don’t——don’ttalkthatway。AndyouWILLhavethattalkwithyourgrandpa?
  Yes,Iwill。
  Oh,I’mSOglad!There!Goodnight。Icomeprettynighkissin’
  youthenandforawomanthat’sbeenengagedtobemarriedforupwardsofeighteenyearsthat’sanicewaytoact,ain’tit!Goodnight,goodnight。
  Shehurriedoutoftheroom。Albertsatdownagaininhischairbythewindow。Hehadpromisedtogotohisgrandfatherandtalktohim。Ashesatthere,thinkingofthecominginterview,herealizedmoreandmorethatthekeepingofthatpromisewaslikelytobenoeasymatter。Hemustbeginthetalk,hemustbreaktheice——andhowshouldhebreakit?Timidandroundaboutapproacheswouldbeoflittleuse。unlesshisgrandfather’sstateofmindhadchangedremarkablysincetheirpartingintheZ。SnowandCo。
  officetheyandtheirmotivewouldbemisunderstood。No,theonlywaytobreaktheicewastobreakit,toplungeimmediatelyintothedeepestpartofthesubject。Itpromisedtobeachillyplunge。Heshiveredattheprospect。
  AhalfhourlaterheheardthedoorofthehallopenandshutandknewthatCaptainZeloteshadreturned。Rising,hedescendedthestairs。Hedescendedslowly。JustashereachedthefootofthenarrowflightCaptainZelotesenteredthehallfromthedining-roomandturnedtowardhim。Bothweresurprisedatthemeeting。Albertspokefirst。
  Goodevening,Grandfather,hestammered。I——Iwasjustcomingdowntoseeyou。Wereyougoingtobed?
  CaptainLoteshookhishead。No-o,hesaid,slowly,notexactly。
  Doyoumindwaitingaminute?Ihaveafewthings——Ihavesomethingtosaytoyouand——andIguessIshallsleepbetterifI
  sayitto-night。I——Iwon’tkeepyoulong。
  Thecaptainregardedhimintentlyforaninstant,thenheturnedandledthewaytothedining-room。
  Goahead,heordered,laconically。Albertsquaredhisshoulders,preparatorytotheplunge。
  Grandfather,hebegan,firstofallIwanttotellyouIamsorryfor——forsomeofthethingsIsaidthisafternoon。
  Hehadrehearsedthisopeningspeechoverandoveragain,butinspiteoftherehearsalsitwasdreadfullyhardtomake。Ifhisgrandfatherhadhelpedhimevenalittleitmighthavebeeneasier,butthecaptainmerelystoodthere,expressionless,sayingnothing,waitingforhimtocontinue。
  Albertswallowed,clenchedhisfists,andtookanewstart。
  Ofcourse,hebegan,IamsorryforthemistakesImadeinmybookkeeping,butthatIhavetoldyoubefore。Now——nowIwanttosayIamsorryforbeingso——well,sopig-headedabouttherestofit。IrealizethatyouhavebeenmightykindtomeandthatIoweyouabouteverythingthatI’vegotinthisworld。
  Hepausedagain。IthadseemedtohimthatCaptainZeloteswasabouttospeak。However,hedidnot,sotheyoungmanstumbledon。
  And——andIrealize,too,hesaid,thatyouhave,Iguess,beentryingtogivemearealstartinbusiness,thestartyouthinkI
  oughttohave。
  Thecaptainnoddedslowly。Thatwasmyideainstartin’you,hesaid。
  Yes——andfactthatIhaven’tdonemorewiththechanceisbecauseI’mmadethatway,Iguess。ButIdowantto——yes,andIMEANtotrytosucceedatwritingpoetryorstoriesorplaysorsomething。
  IlikethatandImeantogiveitatrial。Andso——andso,yousee,I’vebeenthinkingourtalkoverandI’veconcludedthatperhapsyoumayberight,maybeI’mnotoldenoughtoknowwhatI
  reallyamfittedfor,andyetperhaps_I_maybepartlyright,too。
  I——I’vebeenthinkingthatperhapssomesortof——of——
  Ofwhat?
  Well,ofhalf-wayarrangement——somesortof——ofcompromise,youknow,mightbearranged。Imightagreetostayintheofficeanddomyverybestwithbookkeepingandbusinessfor——well,say,threeyearsorso。DuringthattimeIshouldbetryingtowriteofcourse,butIwouldonlydothatsortofwritingeveningsoronSaturdaysandholidays。Itshouldn’tinterferewithyourworknorbedoneinthetimeyoupaymefor。Andattheendofthethreeorfouryears——
  Hepausedagain。Thistimethepausewaslongerthanever。
  CaptainLotebrokethesilence。Hisbigrighthandhadwanderedupwardandwastuggingathisbeard。
  Well?……Andthen?heasked。
  Why,then——if——if——Well,thenwecouldsee。IfbusinessseemedtobewhereIwasmostlikelytosucceedwe’dcallitsettledandI
  wouldstaywithZ。SnowandCo。Ifpoetry-makingor——or——literatureseemedmorelikelytobethejobIwasfittedfor,thatwouldbethejobI’dtake。You——yousee,don’tyou,Grandfather?
  Thecaptain’sbeard-pullingcontinued。Hewasnolongerlookinghisgrandsonstraightintheeye。Hisgazewasfixeduponthebraidedmatathisfeetandheansweredwithoutlookingup。
  Ye-es,hedrawled,Ical’lateIsee。Well,wasthatallyouhadtosay?
  No-o,notquite。I——Iwantedtosaythatwhicheverwayitturnedout,I——Ihopedwe——youandI,youknow——wouldagreetobe——tobegood-naturedaboutitand——andfriendsjustthesame。I——I——
  Well,there!That’sall,Iguess。Ihaven’tputitverywell,I’mafraid,but——butwhatdoyouthinkaboutit,Grandfather?
  AndnowCaptainZelotesdidlookup。Theoldtwinklewasinhiseye。Hisfirstremarkwasaquestionandthatquestionwasrathersurprising。
  Al,heasked,Al,who’sbeentalkin’toyou?
  Thebloodrushedtohisgrandson’sface。Talkingtome?hestammered。Why——why,whatdoyoumean?
  Imeanjustthat。Youdidn’tthinkoutthisschemeallbyyourself。Somebody’sbeentalkin’toyouandputtin’youuptoit。
  Haven’tthey?
  Why——why,Grandfather,I——
  Haven’tthey?
  Why——Well,yes,someonehasbeentalkingtome,butthewholeideaisn’ttheirs。IWASsorryforspeakingtoyouasIdidandsorrytothinkofleavingyouandgrandmother。I——Iwassittingupthereinmyroomandfeelingblueandmeanenoughand——and——
  AndthenRachelcameaboardandgaveyouyoursailin’orders。eh?
  Albertgasped。Forheaven’ssakehowdidyouknowthat?hedemanded。She——Why,shemusthavetoldyou,afterall!Butshesaid——
  Holdon,boy,holdon!CaptainLotechuckledquietly。No,hesaid,Racheldidn’ttellme。Iguessedshewastheone。Anditdidn’ttakeaSolomoninallhisglorytoguessit,neither。LabeKeeler’sbeentalkin’toME,andwhenyoucomedownhereandbeganproposin’thesameschemethatIwasjustaboutheadin’uptoyourroomwithtoproposetoyou,then——well,thentheaveragewhole-
  wittedpersonwouldn’tneedmore’noneguess。Itcouldn’tbeLabe,’causehe’dbeenwhisperin’inMYear,soitmusthavebeentheotherpartnerinthefirm。That’sallthemiraclethereistoit。
  Albert’sbrainstruggledwiththesituation。Isee,hesaid,afteramoment。Shehintedthatsomeonehadbeentalkingtoyoualongthesameline。Yes,andshewassosureyouwouldagree。I
  mighthaveknownitwasLaban。
  Um-hm,soyoumight……Well,therehavebeentimeswhenifamanhadtalkedtomeasLabedidto-nightI’dhaveknockedhimdown,ortoldhimtogoto——um——well,thetropics——toldhimtomindhisownbusiness,atleast。ButLabeisLabe,andbesidesMY
  consciencewasplaguin’mealittlemite,maybe……maybe。
  Theyoungmanshookhishead。Theymusthavetalkeditover,thosetwo,andagreedthatoneshouldtalktoyouandtheothertome。ByGeorge,Iwondertheyhadthenerve。Itwasn’ttheirbusiness,really。
  Notadarnbit。
  Yet——yetI——I’mawfullygladshesaidittome。I——Ineededit,Iguess。
  Maybeyoudid,son……And——humph——well,maybeIneededit,too……Yes,Iknowthat’sconsider’bleformetosay,headdeddryly。
  AlbertwasstillthinkingofLabanandRachel。
  They’requeerpeople,hemused。WhenIfirstmetthemIthoughttheywereaboutthefunniestpairIeversaw。But——butnowIcan’thelplikingthemand——and——Say,Grandfather,theymustthinkalotofyour——ofourfamily。
  Cal’latetheydo,son……Well,boy,we’vehadoursermon,youandme,whatshallwedo?Willin’tosignforthefiveyearstrialcruiseifIwill,areyou?
  Albertcouldn’thelpsmiling。ItwasthreeyearsRachelproposed,notfive,hesaid。
  Was,eh?Supposewesplitthedifferenceandmakeitfour?
  Willin’totrythat?
  Yes,sir。
  Agreementbein’thatyoushallstickclosetoZ。SnowandCo。
  durin’workhoursandwriteasmuchpoetryasyoudarnedpleaseothertimes,neithersidetointerferewiththosearrangements?
  Thatright?
  Yes,sir。
  Good!Shallweshakehandsonit?
  Theyshook,solemnly。CaptainLotewasthefirsttospeakafterratificationofthecontract。
  There,nowIcal’lateI’llgoaloftandturnin,heobserved。
  Thenheadded,withalittlehesitation,Say,Al,maybewe’dbetternottroubleyourgrandmaaboutallthisfoolbusiness——therowthisafternoonandall。’Twouldonlyworryherand——hepaused,lookedembarrassed,clearedhisthroat,andsaid,totellyouthetruth,I’mkindofashamedofmypart——er——er——thatis,someofit。
  Hisgrandsonwasverymuchastonished。ItwasnotoftenthatCaptainZelotesSnowadmittedhavingbeeninthewrong。Heblurtedoutthequestionhehadbeendyingtoask。
  Grandfather,hequeried,hadyou——didyoureallymeanwhatyousaidaboutstartingtocometomyroomand——andproposethisschemeofours——ImeanofRachel’sandLabe’s——tome?
  Eh?……Ye-es——yes。IwasonmywayuptherewhenImetyoujustnow。
  Well,Grandfather,I——I——
  That’sallright,boy,that’sallright。Don’tlet’stalkanymoreaboutit。
  Wewon’t。And——and——But,Grandfather,IjustwantyoutoknowthatIguessIunderstandthingsalittlebetterthanIdid,and——
  andwhenmyfather——
  Thecaptain’sheavyhanddescendeduponhisshoulder。
  Heaveshort,Al!hecommanded。I’vebeendoin’consider’blethinkin’sinceLabefinishedhis——er——discourseandpronouncedthebenediction,andI’vecometoaprettydefiniteconclusionononematter。I’veconcludedthatyouandIhadbettercutoutallthebygonesfromthisnewarrangementofours。Wewon’thavefathersor——or——elopements——orpast-and-done-withdisapp’intmentsinit。
  Thisnewdeal——thisfouryeartrialv’yageofours——willbejustforAlbertSperanzaandZelotesSnow,andnoothersneedapply……
  Eh?……Well,goodnight,Al。
  CHAPTERVIII
  Sothegameunderthenewdealbegan。Atfirstitwasmucheasierthantheold。And,asamatteroffact,itwasneverashardasbefore。ThehearttohearttalkbetweenCaptainZelotesandhisgrandsonhadgiveneachaglimpseoftheother’sinnerself,alookfromtheother’spointofview,andthereafteritwaseasiertomakeallowances。Butthenecessityforthemakingofthoseallowanceswasstillthereandwouldcontinuetobethere。
  AtfirstAlbertmadealmostnomistakesinhisbookkeeping,wasalmostpainfullycareful。Thenthecarefulnessrelaxed,asitwasboundtodo,andsomemistakesoccurred。CaptainLotefoundlittlefault,butattimeshecouldnothelpshowingsomedisappointment。
  Thenhisgrandsonwouldsethisteethandbuckledowntopainstakingeffortagain。Hewasresolvedtoliveuptotheveryletteroftheagreement。
  Inhissparetimehecontinuedtowriteandoccasionallyhesoldsomething。WheneverhedidsotherewasgreatrejoicingamongthefemininemembersoftheSnowhousehold。hisgrandmotherandRachelElliswereenraptured。ItwasamusingtoseeCaptainZelotesattempttojointhechorus。Heevidentlyfeltthatheoughttopraise,oratleastthatpraisewasexpectedfromhim,butitwasalsoevidentthathedidnotapproveofwhathewaspraising。
  Yourgrandmasaysyougotridofanotheroneofyourpoetrypieces,Al,hewouldsay。Payyouforit,didthey?
  Notyet,buttheywill,Isuppose。
  Isee,Isee。Howmuch,thinklikely?
  Oh,Idon’tknow。Tendollars,perhaps。
  Um-hm……Isee……Well,that’sprettygood,considerin’,I
  suppose……Wedidfirst-rateonthatHyannisschool-housecontract,didn’twe。Nigh’sIcanfiggeritweclearedoverfourteenhundredandeightydollarsonthat。
  Heinvariablyfollowedanyreferencetotheprofitfromthesaleofversesbythecasualmentionofamuchlargersumderivedfromthesaleoflumberorhardware。ThiswassonoticeablethatLabanKeelerwasimpelledtospeakofit。
  Theoldmandon’twantyoutoforgetthatyoucangetmoreforhardpinethanyoucanforsoftsonnets,sellin’’embothbythefoot,observedLabe,peeringoverhisspectacles。Moremoneyinshinglesthanthereisinjingles,hecal’lates……Um……
  Yes,yes……Consider’blemore,consider’ble。
  Albertsmiled,butitastonishedhimtofindthatMr。Keelerknewwhatasonnetwas。Thelittlebookkeeperoccasionallysurprisedhimbybreakingoutunexpectedlyinthatway。
  Fromtheindiscriminatepraiseathome,orthereluctantpraiseofhisgrandfather,hefoundreliefwhenhediscussedhisverseswithHelenKendall。Herpraisewasnotindiscriminate,infactsometimesshedidnotpraiseatall,butexpresseddisapproval。
  Theyhadsomedisagreements,markeddisagreements,butitdidnotaffecttheirfriendship。Albertwasatriflesurprisedtofindthatitdidnot。
  SoasthemonthspassedhegroundawayatthebooksofZ。SnowandCompanyduringofficehoursandatthepoetrymillbetweentimes。
  Theseeingofhisnameinprintwasnolongeranoveltyandhepoetizednotquiteassteadily。Occasionallyheattemptedprose,butthetwoorthreeshortstoriesofhiscompositionfailedtosell。Helen,however,urgedhimtotryagainandkeeptrying。I
  knowyoucanwriteagoodstoryandsomedayyouaregoingto,shesaid。
  Hisfirstrealliterarysuccess,thatwhichtemporarilyliftedhimintotheoutercircleofthelimelightoffame,wasapoemwrittenthedayfollowingthatuponwhichcamethenewsofthesinkingoftheLusitania。CaptainZelotescamebackfromthepost-officethatmorning,acrumplednewspaperinhishand,anduponhisfacethelookwhichmutinousforemasthandshadseentherejustbeforethemutinyended。LabanKeelerwasthefirsttonoticethelook。Forthelandsakes,Cap’n,what’sgonewrong?heasked。Thecaptainflungthepaperuponthedesk。Readthat,hegrunted。Labeslowlyspreadopenthepaper。thebigblackheadlinesshriekedthecrimealoud。
  GoodGodAlmighty!exclaimedthelittlebookkeeper。CaptainZelotessnorted。Hedidn’thaveanythingtodowithit,hedeclared。Thebunchthatpulledthatoffwashandledfromtheotherendoftheline。AndIwishtothunderIwasyoungenoughtohelpsend’embackthere,headded,savagely。
  ThateveningAlbertwrotehispoem。ThenextdayhesentittoaBostonpaper。Itwaspublishedthefollowingmorning,spreadacrosstwocolumnsonthefrontpage,andbeforethemonthwasoverhadbeencopiedwidelyoverthecountry。Withinthefortnightitsauthorreceivedhisfirstrequest,abonafidarequestforversefromamagazine。EvenCaptainLote’spraiseoftheLusitaniapoemwaswhole-heartedandungrudging。
  ThatsummerwasabusyoneinSouthHarniss。Therewastheusualamountofsummergaiety,butinadditiontherewerethegatheringsofthevariouscommitteesforwarreliefwork。Helenbelongedtomanyofthesecommittees。ThereweredancesandtheatricalperformancesforthefinancialbenefitofthevariouscausesandhereAlbertshone。Buthedidnotshinealone。HelenKendallwasverypopularatthesocialgatherings,popularnotonlywiththepermanentresidentsbutwiththesummeryouthaswell。Albertnoticedthis,buthedidnotnoticeitsoparticularlyuntilIssyPricecalledhisattentiontoit。
  Say,Al,observedIssy,oneafternooninlateAugustofthatyear,howdoYOUlikethatRaymondyoungfeller?
  Albertlookedupabsentlyfromthepageofthedaybook。
  Eh?What?heasked。
  IsayhowdoYOUlikethatEddieRaymond,theDown-at-the-Neckone?
  Downattheneck?There’snothingthematterwithhisneckthatI
  knowof。
  Whosaidtherewas?HeLIVESdowntotheNeck,don’the?ImeanthatyoungRaymond,sonoftheNewYorkbankman,theonesthat’shadtheCahoonhouseallsummer。Howdoyoulikehim?
  Albert’sattentionwasstilldividedbetweentheday-bookandMr。
  Price。Oh,Iguesshe’sallright,heanswered,carelessly。I
  don’tknowhimverywell。Don’tbotherme,Issy,I’mbusy。
  Issacharchuckled。He’sbusy,too,heobserved。He,he,he!
  He’sbusytrottin’afterHelenKendall。Don’tseemtohavetimeformuchelsethesedays。Noticedthat,ain’tyou,Al?He,he!
  Alberthadnotnoticedit。Hisattentionlefttheday-bookaltogether。Issacharchuckledagain。
  Noticedit,ain’tyou,Al?herepeated。Ifyouain’tyou’retheonlyone。Everybody’scal’latin’you’llbecutoutifyouain’tcareful。FolksusedtofiggeryouwasHelen’ssteadycomp’ny,butitdon’tlookasmuchsoasitdid。He,he!That’swhyIaskedyouhowyoulikedtheRaymondone。Eh?Howdoyou,Al?Helen,SHEseemstolikehimfust-rate。He,he,he!
  Albertwasconsciousofapeculiarfeeling,partlyofirritationatIssachar,partlysomethingelse。Mr。Pricecroweddelightedly。
  Hi!hechortled。Why,Al,yourfaceisgettin’allreddedup。
  Haw,haw!Blushin’,ain’tyou,Al?Haw,haw,haw!Blushin’,bycrimustee!
  Albertlaiddownhispen。Hehadlearnedbyexperiencethat,inIssy’scase,themaximofthebestdefensivebeingastrongoffensivewasabsolutelytrue。Helookedwithconcernabouttheoffice。
  There’sawindowopensomewhere,isn’tthere,Is?heinquired。
  There’sadreadfuldraughtanyhow。
  Eh?Draught?Idon’tfeelnodraught。Coursethewindow’sopen。
  it’sgenerallyopeninsummertime,ain’tit。Haw,haw!
  Thereitisagain!Where——Oh,_I_see!It’syourmouththat’sopen,Issy。Thatexplainsthedraught,ofcourse。Yes,yes,ofcourse。
  Eh?Mymouth!Neveryoumindmymouth。Whatyou’vegottothinkaboutisthatEddieRaymond。Yessir-ee!Haw,haw!
  Issy,whatmakesyoumakethatnoise?
  Whatnoise?
  Thatawfulcawing。Ifyou’retryingtomakemebelieveyou’reacrowyou’rewastingyourtime。
  Say,lookhere,AlSperanzy,beyoucrazy?
  No-o,I’Mnot。Butinyourcase——well,I’llleaveittoanyfair-
  mindedperson——
  AndsoonuntilMr。Pricestampeddisgustedlyoutoftheoffice。
  Itwaseasyenough,andrequirednothingbrilliantinthewayofstrategyorrepartee,toturnIssachar’sattackintoretreat。ButalltherestofthatafternoonAlbertwasconsciousofthatpeculiarfeelingofuneasiness。Aftersupperthatnighthedidnotgodowntownatoncebutsatinhisroomthinkingdeeply。ThesubjectsofhisthoughtswereEdwinRaymond,theyoungchapfromNewYork,Yale,andTheNeck——andHelenKendall。Hesucceededonlyinthinkinghimselfintoanevenmoreuneasyandunpleasantstateofmind。Thenhewalkedmoodilydowntothepost-office。Hewasalittlelateforthemailandthelaughingandchattinggroupswerealreadycomingbackafteritsdistribution。Onesuchgrouphemetwasmadeupofhalfadozenyoungpeopleontheirwaytothedrugstoreforicesandsodas。HelenwasamongthemandwithherwasyoungRaymond。Theycalledtohimtojointhem,buthepretendednottohear。
  Now,inalltheyearsoftheiracquaintanceithadnotonceoccurredtoAlbertSperanzathathisinterestinHelenKendallwasanythingmorethanthatofafriendandcomrade。Helikedher,hadenjoyedhersociety——whenhehappenedtobeinthemoodtowishsociety——anditpleasedhimtofeelthatshewasinterestedinhisliteraryeffortsandhiscareer。ShewastheonlygirlinSouthHarnisswhowouldhavetalkedturkeytohimasshehadonthedayoftheiradventureatHighPointLightandheratheradmiredherforit。Butinallhisdreamsofromanticattachmentsandsentimentaladventure,andhehadsuchdreamsofcourse,shehadneverplayedapart。Theheroinesofthesedreamswerebeautifulandmysteriousstrangers,notdaughtersofCapeCodclergymen。
  Butnow,thankstoIssy’smischievoushints,hisfeelingswereinapuzzledanduncomfortablestate。HewasastonishedtofindthathedidnotrelishtheideaofHelen’sbeingparticularlyinterestedinEdRaymond。He,himself,hadnotseenherasfrequentlyoflate,shehavingbeenbusywithherwarworkandhewithhisowninterests。
  Butthat,accordingtohisview,wasnoreasonwhysheshouldpermitRaymondtobecomefriendlytothepointofcausingpeopletotalk。
  Hewasnotreadytoadmitthathehimselfcared,inasentimentalway,forHelen,butheresentedanyotherfellow’sdaringtodoso。
  Andsheshouldnothavepermittedit,either。Asamatteroffact,AlbertoMiguelCarlosSperanza,hithertoreigningundisputedkingofheartsinSouthHarniss,wasforthefirsttimeinhisimperiallifefeelingthepangsofjealousy。
  Hestalkedgloomilyontothepost-office。GertieKendrick,onthearmofSamThatcher,passedhimandhedidnotevennoticeher。
  GertiewhisperedtoSamthathe,Albert,wasabigstuck-upnothing,butshelookedbackoverSam’sshoulder,nevertheless。
  Albertclimbedthepost-officestepsandwalkedovertotherackofletterboxes。TheSnowboxcontainedlittleofinteresttohim,andhewasturningawaywhenheheardhisnamespoken。
  Goodevening,Mr。Speranza,saidafemininevoice。
  Albertturnedagain,tofindJaneKelseyandanotheryounglady,astranger,standingbesidehim。MissKelseywasoneofSouthHarniss’ssummerresidents。TheKelseycottage,whichwaslargerbyconsiderablethantheSnowhouse,wassituatedontheBayRoad,themostexclusivesectionofthevillage。Once,andnotsomanyyearsbefore,theBayRoadwascontemptuouslyreferredtoasPovertyLaneanddwellersalongitswinding,weed-growntrackviedwithoneanotherinshiftlessshabbiness。Butnowallshabbinesshaddisappearedandmany-gabledcottagesproudlystoodwheretheshantiesofthePovertyLanersoncehumblyleaned。
  AlberthadknownJaneKelseyforsometime。Theyhadmetatoneofthehoteltea-dancesduringhissecondsummerinSouthHarniss。Heandshewerenotintimatefriendsexactly,hermothersawtothat,buttheywerewellacquainted。Shewasshortandpiquant,hadanosewhichfreckledintheCapeCodsunshine,andshetalkedandlaughedeasily。
  Goodevening,Mr。Speranza,shesaid,again。YoulookedsoveryforlornIcouldn’tresistspeaking。Dotelluswhyyouaresosad。
  we’redyingtoknow。
  Albert,takenbysurprise,stammeredthathedidn’tknowthathewassad。MissKelseylaughedmerrilyanddeclaredthateveryonewhosawhimknewitatonce。Oh,excuseme,Madeline,sheadded。
  IforgotthatyouandMr。Speranzahadnotmet。Ofcourseasyou’regoingtoliveinSouthHarnissyoumustknowhimwithoutwaitinganotherminute。Everybodyknowseverybodydownhere。HeisAlbertSperanza——andwesometimescallhimAlbertbecausehereeverybodycallseveryoneelsebytheirfirstnames。There,nowyouknoweachotherandit’sallveryproperandformal。
  Theyoungladywhowashercompanionsmiled。Thesmilewasdistinctlyworthlookingat,aswastheyoungladyherself,forthatmatter。
  IdoubtifMr。Speranzaknowsmeverywell,Jane,sheobserved。
  Doesn’tknowyou!Why,yousillything,haven’tIjustintroducedyou?
  Well,Idon’tknowmuchaboutSouthHarnissintroductions,butisn’titcustomarytomentionnames?Youhaven’ttoldhimmine。
  MissKelseylaughedinhighdelight。Oh,howperfectlyridiculous!
  sheexclaimed。Albert——Mr。Speranza,Imean——thisismyfriendMissMadelineFosdick。SheisfromNewYorkandshehasdecidedtospendhersummersinSouthHarniss——which_I_considerverygoodjudgment。HerfatherisgoingtobuildacottageforhertospendthemindownontheBayRoadonthehillatthecornerabovetheInlet。Butofcourseyou’veheardofTHAT!
  Ofcoursehehad。ThepurchaseoftheInletHilllandbyFletcherFosdick,theNewYorkbanker,andthepricepaidSolomonDadgettforthatland,hadbeentheprincipaltopicsofconversationaroundSouthHarnisssuppertablesforthepasttendays。CaptainLoteSnowhadsummeduplocalopinionofthetransactionwhenhesaid:
  We-ll,SolDadgett’sbeentalkin’inprayer-meetin’eversinceI
  canrememberaboutthecomin’ofParadiseonearth。Judgin’bythepricehegotfortheInletHillsandheaphemusthavecal’latedParadisehadgothereandhewassellin’thegoldenstreetsbytherunnin’foot。Or,asLabanKeelerputit:TheysayKingSolomanwasawiseman,butIguesslikely’twasagoodthingforhimthatSolDadgettwasn’taliveinhistime。KingSolwouldhaveneededallhiswisdomtokeepDadgettfromtalkin’himintobuyingtheJerusalemsalt-ma’shtobuildthetempleon……Um……
  Yes——yes——yes。