首页 >出版文学> The Princess de Montpensier>第2章
  Andthen,inthisDecemberoftheyear1910,fellasfromaclearskythelegacyofagrandson。FromSenorMiguelCarlosSperanzatheSnowshadhadnodirectword,hadreceivednothingsavethenewspaperclippingalreadymentioned。Olivehadneverseenhim。
  herhusbandhadseenhimonlyontheoccasionofthememorableinterviewinthehotelroom。Theyneverspokeofhim,nevermentionedhimtoeachother。Occasionally,intheBostonnewspapers,hislikenessincostumehadappearedamidthemusicnotesortheatricaljottings。Butthesehadnotbeenasnumerousoflate。Ofhisson,theirowndaughter’schild,theyknewnothing。hemightbealiveorhemightbedead。SometimesOlivefoundherselfspeculatingconcerninghim,wonderingifhewasalive,andifheresembledJane。Butsheputthespeculationfromherthoughts。shecouldnotbeartobringbackmemoriesoftheoldhopesandtheirbitterending。SometimesCaptainLoteathisdeskintheofficeofZ。Snow&Co。,LumberandBuilders’Hardware,
  caughthimselfdreamingofhisidolizeddaughterandthinkinghowdifferentthefuturemighthavebeenforhimhadshemarriedawhiteman,thekindofmanhehadmeantforhertomarry。Theremightbegrandchildrengrowingupnow,fineboysandgirls,tovisittheoldhomeatSouthHarniss。Ahhum!Well!……Labe,howlonghasthisbillofAbnerParker’sbeenhangin’on?Forthundersakes,whydon’thepayup?Hemustthinkwe’rerunnin’ameetin’-houseChristmastree。
  Theletterfromthelawyerhadcomefirst。ItwaswritteninNewYork,wasaddressedtoCaptainLotusSnow,andbeganbytakingforgrantedthefactthattherecipientknewallaboutmattersofwhichheknewnothing。Speranzawasdead,somuchwasplain,andtheinferencewasthathehadbeenfatallyinjuredinanautomobileaccident,particularsofwhichyouhaveofcoursereadinthepapers。NeitherCaptainLotenorhiswifehadreadanythingofthekindinthepapers。Thecaptainhadbeenverybusyoflateandhadreadlittleexceptpoliticalnews,andMrs。Snowneverreadofmurdersandaccidents,theirdetailsatleast。Shelookedupfromtheletter,whichherhusbandhadhastenedhomefromtheofficetobringher,withastartledface。
  Oh,Zelotes,shecried,he’sdead!
  Thecaptainnodded。
  Seemsso,hesaid。Thatpart’splainenough,butgoon。TherestofitiswhatIcan’tgetahand-holdon。Seewhatyoumakeoftherestofit,Olive。
  Therestofitwastotheeffectthatthewriter,beingMr。
  Speranza’sbusinessadviser,thatistosay,asmuchormoresothananyoneelse,hadbeencalledinatthetimeoftheaccident,hadconferredwiththeinjuredman,andhadlearnedhislastwishes。Heexpressedhimselfcoherentlyconcerninghisson,wentontheletter,anditisinregardtothatsonthatIamaskinganinterviewwithyou。Ishouldhavewrittensooner,buthavebeenengagedwithmatterspertainingtoMr。Speranza’sestateandpersonaldebts。Thelatterseemtobelarge——
  I’LLbetyou!observedCaptainZelotes,sententiously,interruptinghiswife’sreadingbypointingtothissentencewithabigforefinger。
  ’Andtheestate’saffairsmuchtangled,’wentonOlive,readingaloud。’ItseemsbestthatIshouldseeyouconcerningtheboyatonce。Idon’tknowwhetherornotyouareawarethatheisatschoolin——,NewYork。Iaminclinedtothinkthattheestateitselfwillscarcelywarranttheexpenseofhisremainingthere。
  CouldyoumakeitconvenienttocometoNewYorkandseemeatonce?Or,ifnot,IshallbeinBostononFridayofnextweekandcanyoumeetmethere?Itseemsalmostimpossibleformetocometoyoujustnow,and,ofcourse,youwillunderstandthatIamactingasasortoftemporaryexecutormerelybecauseMr。SperanzawasformerlymyfriendandnotbecauseIhaveanypecuniaryinterestinthesettlementofhisaffairs。
  ’Verytrulyyours,’MARCUSW。WEISSMANN。’
  Weissman!AnotherPortygee!snortedCaptainLote。
  But——butwhatdoesitMEAN?beggedMrs。Snow。Why——whyshouldhewanttoseeyou,Zelotes?Andtheboy——why——why,that’sHER
  boy。It’sJanie’sboyhemustmean,Zelotes。
  Herhusbandnodded。
  Hersandthatblastedfurriner’s,hemuttered。Isupposeso。
  Oh,DON’Tspeakthatway,Zelotes!Don’t!He’sdead。
  CaptainLote’slipstightened。Ifhe’ddiedtwentyyearsago’twouldhavebeenbetterforallhands,hegrowled。
  Janie’sboy!repeatedOliveslowly。Why——why,hemustbeabigboynow。Almostgrownup。
  Herhusbanddidnotspeak。Hewaspacingthefloor,hishandsinhispockets。
  Andthismanwantstoseeyouabouthim,saidOlive。Then,afteramoment,sheaddedtimidly:Areyougoin’,Zelotes?
  Goin’?Where?
  ToNewYork?Toseethislawyerman?
  I?Notbyajugful!WhatinblazesshouldIgotoseehimfor?
  Well——well,hewantsyouto,youknow。Hewantstotalkwithyouaboutthe——theboy。
  Humph!
  It’sherboy,Zelotes。
  Humph!YoungPortygee!
  Don’t,Zelotes!Please!……Iknowyoucan’tforgivethat——
  thatman。Wecan’teitherofusforgivehim。but——
  Thecaptainstoppedinhisstride。Forgivehim!herepeated。
  Mother,don’ttalklikeafool。Didn’thetakeawaytheonethingthatIwasworkin’for,thatIwasplannin’for,thatIwasLIVIN’
  for?I——
  Sheinterrupted,puttingahandonhissleeve。
  Nottheonlything,dear,shesaid。Youhadme,youknow。
  Hisexpressionchanged。Helookeddownatherandsmiled。
  That’sright,oldlady,headmitted。Ihadyou,andthanktheAlmightyforit。Yes,Ihadyou……But,hisangerreturning,whenIthinkhowthatdamnedscampstoleourgirlfromusandthenneglectedherandkilledher——
  ZELOTES!Howyoutalk!HeDIDN’Tkillher。Howcanyou!
  Oh,Idon’tmeanhemurderedher,ofcourse。ButI’llbetallI’vegotthathemadehermiserable。Lookhere,Mother,youandsheusedtowritebackandforthonceinawhile。Inanyoneofthoselettersdidsheeversayshewashappy?
  Mrs。Snow’sanswerwassomewhatequivocal。Sheneversaidshewasunhappy,shereplied。Herhusbandsniffedandresumedhispacingupanddown。
  AfteralittleOlivespokeagain。
  NewYorkISagoodways,shesaid。Maybe’twouldbebetterforyoutomeetthislawyermaninBoston。Don’tyouthinkso?
  Bah!
  Anotherinterval。Then:Zelotes?
  Yes,impatiently。Whatisit?
  It’sherboy,afterall,isn’tit?Ourgrandson,yoursandmine。
  Don’tyouthink——don’tyouthinkit’syourdutytogo,Zelotes?
  CaptainLotestampedhisfoot。
  Forthunderationsakes,Olive,letup!hecommanded。Yououghttoknowbythistimethatthere’sonethingIhateworsethandoin’
  myduty,that’sbein’preachedtoaboutit。Letup!Don’tyousayanotherword。
  Shedidnot,havinglearnedmuchbyyearsofexperience。Hesaidthenextwordonthesubjecthimself。Atnoon,whenhecamehomefordinner,hesaid,astheyrosefromthetable:Where’smysuitcase,upattic?
  Why,yes,Iguesslikely’tis。Why?
  Insteadofansweringheturnedtothehousekeeper,Mrs。Ellis。
  Rachel,hesaid,goupandgetthatcaseandfetchitdowntothebedroom,willyou?Hurryup!Trainleavesathalf-pasttwoandit’s’mostonenow。
  Bothwomenstaredathim。Mrs。Ellisspokefirst。
  Why,Cap’nLote,shecried。beyougoin’away?
  Heremployer’sanswerwascrispandverymuchtothepoint。IamifIcangetthatcasetimeenoughtopackitandmakethetrain,
  heobserved。Ifyoustandhereaskin’questionsIprobablyshallstaytohome。
  Thehousekeepermadeahastyexitbywayofthebackstairs。Mrs。
  Snowstillgazedwonderinglyatherhusband。
  Zelotes,shefaltered,areyou——areyou——
  I’mgoin’toNewYorkonto-night’sboat。I’vetelegraphedthat——
  thatWeiss——Weiss——what-do-you-call-it——thatPortygeelawyer——thatI’llbetohisofficeto-morrowmornin’。
  But,Zelotes,wehaven’tscarcelytalkedaboutit,youandI,atall。YoumighthavewaitedtillhecametoBoston。WhydoyougosoSOON?
  Thecaptain’sheavybrowsdrewtogether。
  Youwenttothedentist’slastFriday,hesaid。Whydidn’tyouwaittillnextweek?
  Why——why,whataquestion!MytoothachedandIwantedtohaveitfixedquickaspossible。
  Um-m,yes。Well,thistoothachesandIwantitfixedorhauledout,oneort’other。Iwantthethingoffmymind……Don’tTALKtome?headded,irritably。IknowI’mafool。And,withaperemptorywaveofthehand,don’tyouDAREsayanythingaboutDUTY!
  Hewasbackagaintwodayslater。Hiswifedidnotquestionhim,butwaitedforhimtospeak。Thoseyearsofexperiencealreadymentionedhadtaughtherdiplomacy。Helookedatherandpulledhisbeard。Well,heobserved,whentheywerealonetogether,I
  sawhim。
  The——theboy?eagerly。
  No,no!Coursenot!Theboy’satschoolsomewhereupinNewYorkState。howcouldIseehim!IsawthatlawyerandIfoundoutabout——abouttheotherscamp。Hewaskilledinanautoaccident,drunkatthetime,Ical’late。Nigh’sIcangatherhe’sbeendrinkin’prettyheavyforthelastsixorsevenyears。Alwayslivedhigh,sameashiskindgenerallydoes,andspentmoneylikewater,Ijudge——butgoin’downhillfastlately。Hisvoicewasgivin’outonhimandherealizedit,Ipresumelikely。Nowhe’sdeadandleftnothin’buttrunksfullofstageclothesandphotographsand,contemptuously,lettersfromfoolwomen,anddebts——Lord,yes!debtsenough。
  Buttheboy,Zelotes。Janie’sboy?
  He’sbeenatthisschoolplaceforprettynightenyears,sothelawyerfellersaid。Thatlawyerwasaprettydecentchap,too,forafurriner。Seemsheusedtoknowthis——Speranzarascal——whenSperanzawasyoungerandmoredecent——ifheeverwasreallydecent,whichIdoubt。Butthislawyermanwashisfriendthenandabouttheonlyonehereallyhadwhenhewashurt。Therewasplentyofmake-believefriendshangin’on,likepilot-fishtoashark,forwhattheycouldgetbyspongin’onhim,butrealfriendswerescarce。
  Andtheboy——
  FortheLordsakes,Mother,don’tkeepsayin’’Theboy,’’theboy,’overandoveragainlikeatalkin’machine!Letmefinishaboutthefatherfirst。ThisWeis——er——thingamajig——thelawyer,hadquiteatalkwithSperanzaaforehedied,orwhilehewasdyin’。heonlylivedafewhoursaftertheaccidentandwasoutofhisheadpartofthat。ButhesaidenoughtoletWeiss——er——er——
  Oh,whyCAN’TIrememberthatPortygee’sname?——tolethimknowthathe’dliketohavehimsettleupwhatwasleftofhisaffairs,andtosendwordtousabout——abouttheboy。There!Ihopeyoufeeleasier,Mother。I’vegot’roundto’theboy’atlast。
  Butwhydidhewantwordsenttous,Zelotes?Heneverwrotealinetousinhislife。
  Youbethedidn’t!bitterly。heknewbetter。Whydidhewantwordsentnow?Theanswertothat’seasyenough。’Causehewantedtogetsomethin’outofus,that’sthereason。Fromwhatthatlawyercouldgather,andfromwhathe’sfoundoutsince,thereain’tmoneyenoughfortheboytostayanothersixweeksatthatschool,oranywhereelse,unlesstheyoungfellerearnsithimself。
  And,leavin’usoutofthecount,thereisn’tarelationthissideofthesaltpond。There’sprobablyamillionorsooverthereinPortygee-land,withaderisivesniff。thoseforeignersbreedlikeflies。ButTHEYdon’tcount。
  Butdidhewantwordsenttousaboutthe——
  Sshh!I’mtellin’you,Olive,I’mtellin’you。Hewantedwordsentbecausehewasinhopesthatwe——youandI,Mother——wouldtakethatsonofhisinatourhousehereandgivehimahome。Thecheekofit!Afterwhathe’ddonetoyouandme,blasthim!Thesolidbrassnerveofit!
  Hestormedupanddowntheroom。HiswifedidnotseemnearlysomuchdisturbedasheatthethoughtoftheSperanzapresumption。
  Shelookedanxious——yes,butshelookedeager,too,andhergazewasfixeduponherhusband’sface。
  Oh!shesaid,softly。Oh!……And——andwhatdidyousay,Zelotes?
  WhatdidIsay?WhatdoyousupposeIsaid?Isaidno,andI
  saiditgoodandloud,too。
  Olivemadenocomment。Sheturnedawayherhead,andthecaptain,whonowinhisturnwaswatchingher,sawasuspiciousgleam,asofmoisture,onhercheek。Hestoppedhispacingandlaidahandonhershoulder。
  There,there,Mother,hesaid,gently。Don’tcry。He’scomin’。
  Comin’?Sheturnedpale。Comin’?sherepeated。Who?
  Thatboy!……Sshh!shh!impatiently。Nowdon’tgoaskin’mequestionsortellin’mewhatIjustsaidIsaid。ISAIDtherightthing,but——Well,hangitall,whatelsecouldIDO?Iwrotetheboy——Albert——aletterandIwrotethebossoftheschoolanotherone。Isentacheckalongforexpensesand——Well,he’llbehere’mostanydaynow,Ishouldn’twonder。AndWHATinthedevilarewegoin’todowithhim?
  Hiswifedidnotreplytothisoutburst。Shewastremblingwithexcitement。
  Is——ishisnameAlbert?shefaltered。
  Um-hm。Seemsso。
  Why,that’syourmiddlename!Doyou——doyous’poseJaniecouldhavenamedhimfor——foryou?
  Idon’tknow。
  Ofcourse,withsomehesitation,itmaybeshedidn’t。Ifshe’dnamedhimZelotes——
  Goodheavens,woman!Isn’tonenamelikethatenoughinthefamily?ThanktheLordwe’resparedtwoof’em!Butthere!he’scomin’。Andwhenhegetshere——thenwhat?
  Oliveputherarmaboutherbighusband。
  Ihope——yes,I’msureyoudidright,Zelotes,andthatall’sgoin’
  toturnouttobeforthebest。
  Areyou?Well,_I_ain’tsure,notbyathousandfathom。
  He’sJanie’sboy。
  Yes。Andhe’sthatplay-actor’sboy,too。OneSperanzaprettynighruinedyourlifeandmine,Olive。What’llthisonedo?……
  Well,Godknows,Isupposelikely,butHewon’ttell。Allwecandoiswaitandsee。ItellyouhonestIain’tveryhopeful。
  CHAPTERIII
  Abriskraponthedoor。thenaman’svoice。
  Hello,there!Wakeup。
  Albertrolledover,openedoneeye,thentheotherandraisedhimselfonhiselbow。
  Eh?Wh-what?hestammered。
  Seveno’clock!Timetoturnout。
  Thevoicewashisgrandfather’s。Oh——oh,allright!heanswered。
  Understandme,doyou?
  Yes——yes,sir。I’llberightdown。
  ThestairscreakedasCaptainZelotesdescendedthem。Albertyawnedcavernously,stretchedandslidonefootoutofbed。Hedrewitbackinstantly,however,forthesensationwasthatofhavingthrustitintoabucketofcoldwater。Theroomhadbeencoldthepreviousevening。plainlyitwascolderstillnow。Thetemptationwastoturnbackandgotosleepagain,buthefoughtagainstit。Somehowhehadafeelingthattodisregardhisgrandfather’ssummonswouldbepoordiplomacy。
  Hesethisteethand,tossingbackthebedclothes,jumpedtothefloor。Thenhejumpedagain,forthefloorwaslikeice。Thewindowwaswideopenandheclosedit,buttherewasnowarmradiatortocuddleagainstwhiledressing。Hemissedhiscompulsorymorningshower,amisswhichdidnotdistresshimgreatly。Heshookhimselfintohisclothes,sousedhisheadandneckinabasinoficewaterpouredfromapitcher,and,beforebrushinghishair,lookedoutofthewindow。
  Itwasasharpwintermorning。Thewindhadgonedown,butbeforesubsidingithadblowneverytraceofmistorhazefromtheair,andfromhiswindow-silltothehorizoneverydetailwascleancutanddistinct。Hewaslookingout,itseemed,fromthebackofthehouse。Theroofofthekitchenextensionwasbelowhimand,totheright,thehighroofofthebarn。Overthekitchenroofandtothelefthesawlittlerollinghills,valleys,cranberryswamps,apond。Aroadwoundinandoutand,scatteredalongit,werehouses,mostlywhitewithgreenblinds,butoccasionallyvariedbythegrayofunpainted,weatheredshingles。Along,low-spreadingbuildingahalfmileofflookedasifitmightbeasummerhotel,nowclosedandshuttered。Beyonditwasaclusterofgrayshantiesandagleamofwater,evidentlyawharfandaminiatureharbor。
  And,beyondthat,thedeep,brilliantblueofthesea。Brownandblueweretheprevailingcolors,but,hereandthere,clumpsandgrovesofpinesgavesplashesofgreen。
  Therewasanexhilarationinthecrispair。Hefeltanunwontedlivelinessandadesiretobeactivewhichwouldhavesurprisedsomeofhisteachersattheschoolhehadjustleft。Thedepressionofspiritsofwhichhehadbeenconsciousthepreviousnighthaddisappearedalongwithhispremonitionsofunpleasantness。Hefeltoptimisticthismorning。Aftergivinghiscurlsarakewiththecomb,heopenedthedooranddescendedthesteepstairstothelowerfloor。
  Hisgrandmotherwassettingthebreakfasttable。Hewasalittlesurprisedtoseeherdoingit。Whatwastheuseofhavingservantsifonedidtheworkoneself?Butperhapsthehousekeeperwasill。
  Goodmorning,hesaid。
  Mrs。Snow,whohadnotheardhimenter,turnedandsawhim。Whenhecrossedtheroom,shekissedhimonthecheek。
  Goodmorning,Albert,shesaid。Ihopeyousleptwell。
  Albertrepliedthathehadsleptverywellindeed。Hewasatrifledisappointedthatshemadenocommentonhispromptnessinansweringhisgrandfather’ssummons。Hefeltsuchpromptnessdeservedcommendation。Atschooltheyrangtwobellsattenminuteintervals,thusgivingafellowasecondchance。Ithadbeenapointofsenioretiquettetoacceptnothingbutthatsecondchance。Here,apparently,hewasexpectedtojumpatthefirst。Therewasamatterofcourseabouthisgrandmother’sattitudewhichwasdisturbing。
  Shewentonsettingthetable,talkingasshedidso。
  I’mrealgladyoudidsleep,shesaid。Somefolkscanhardlyeversleepthefirstnightinastrangeroom。Zelotes——Imeanyourgrandpa——’sgoneouttoseetothehorseandfeedthehensandthepig。He’llbeinprettysoon。Thenwe’llhavebreakfast。I
  supposeyou’reawfulhungry。
  Asamatteroffacthewasnotveryhungry。Breakfastwasalwaysamoreorlessperfunctorymealwithhim。Buthewassurprisedtoseethevarietyofeatablesuponthattable。Therewerecookiesthere,anddoughnuts,andevenhalfanapplepie。Pieforbreakfast!Ithadbeenanewspaperjokeatwhichhehadlaughedmanytimes。Butitseemednottobeajokehere,ratherasolemnreality。
  ThekitchendooropenedandMrs。Ellisputinherhead。ToAlbert’sastonishmenttheupperpartofthehead,beginningjustabovethebrows,wasswathedinahugebandage。Thelowerpartwasapictureofhopelessmisery。
  HasCap’nLotecomeinyet?inquiredthehousekeeper,faintly。
  Notyet,Rachel,repliedMrs。Snow。He’llbehereinaminute,though。Albert’sdown,soyoucanbegintakin’upthethings。
  Theheaddisappeared。Asighofcompletewretchednessdriftedinasthedoorclosed。Albertlookedathisgrandmotherinalarm。
  Isshesick?hefaltered。
  Who?Rachel?No,sheain’texactlysick……Dearme!WheredidIputthatcleannapkin?
  Theboystaredatthekitchendoor。Ifhisgrandmotherhadsaidthehousekeeperwasnotexactlydeadhemighthaveunderstood。Buttosayshewasnotexactlysick——
  But——butwhatmakesherlookso?hestammered。And——andwhat’sshegotthatonherheadfor?Andshegroaned!Why,sheMUSTbesick!
  Mrs。Snow,havingfoundthecleannapkin,laiditbesideherhusband’splate。
  No,shesaidcalmly。It’soneofhersympatheticattacks。
  that’swhatshecalls’em,sympatheticattacks。Shehas’emeverytimeLabanKeelerstartsinononeofhisperiodics。It’snerves,Isuppose。Cap’nZelotes——yourgrandfather——saysit’severlastin’
  foolishness。Whatever’tis,it’sanuisance。Andshe’ssosensibleothertimes,too。
  Albertwasmorepuzzledthanever。WhyintheworldMrs。EllisshouldtieupherheadandgroanbecausethelittleKeelerpersonhadgoneonaspreewasbeyondhiscomprehension。
  Hisgrandmotherenlightenedhimatrifle。
  Yousee,shewenton,sheandLabanhavebeenengagedtobemarriedeversincetheywereyoungfolks。It’sLaban’sweaknessforliquorthat’skept’emapartsolong。Shewon’tmarryhimwhilehedrinksandhekeepsswearin’offandthenbreakingdown。
  He’sagoodman,too。anawfulgoodmanandcapableasallget-outwhenhe’ssober。Latelythatis,forthelastsevenoreightyears,beginnin’withthetimewhenthatlectureronmesmerismandtelegraphy——no,telepathy——thought-transfersandsuch——wasatthetownhall——Rachelhasbeenhavin’thesesympatheticattacksofhers。Shedeclaresthatalcohol-takin’isadiseaseandthatLabansufferswhenhe’stipsyandthatsheandhearesobounduptogetherthatshesuffersjustthesameashedoes。ImustsayI
  nevernoticedhimsufferin’verymuch,notatthebeginnin,’
  anyhow——actsmoreashewashavin’agoodtime——butsheseemsto。
  Idon’twonderyousmile,sheadded。’Tisfunny,inaway,andit’squeerthatsuchapractical,common-sensewomanasRachelEllisis,shouldhavesuchanotion。It’shardonus,though。
  Don’tsayanythingtoheraboutit,anddon’tlaughather,whateveryoudo。
  Albertwantedtolaughverymuch。But,Mrs。Snow——hebegan。
  Mercysakesalive!Youain’tgoin’tocallme’Mrs。Snow,’I
  hope。
  No,ofcoursenot。But,GrandmotherwhydoyouandCaptain——youandGrandfatherkeepherandKeeleriftheyaresomuchtrouble?
  Whydon’tyouletthemgoandgetsomeoneelse?
  Let’emgo?Getsomeoneelse!Why,weCOULDN’Tgetanybodyelse,anyonewhowouldbelikethem。They’realmostapartofourfamily。thatis,Rachelis,she’sbeenheresincegoodnessknowswhen。And,whenhe’ssoberLabanalmostrunsthelumberbusiness。
  Besides,they’renicefolks——almostalways。
  PlainlythewaysofSouthHarnisswerenotthewaysoftheworldhehadknown。CertainlythesepeoplewereRubesandqueerRubes,too。Thenherememberedthattwoofthemwerehisgrandparentsandthathisimmediatefuturewas,sotospeak,intheirhands。Thethoughtwasnotentirelycomfortingordelightful。Hewasstillponderinguponitwhenhisgrandfathercameinfromthebarn。
  Thecaptainsaidgoodmorninginthesamewayhehadsaidgoodnight,thatis,heandAlbertshookhandsandtheboywasagainconsciousofthegazewhichtookhiminfromheadtofootandofthequiettwinkleinthegrayeyes。
  Sleepwell,son?inquiredCaptainZelotes。
  Yes……Yes,sir。
  That’sgood。Ijudgedyouwasmakin’aprettygoodtryatitwhenIthumpedonyourdoorthismornin’。Somethin’newforyoutobeturnedoutatseven,eh?
  No,sir。
  Eh?Itwasn’t?
  No,sir。Therisingbellrangatsevenupatschool。Weweresupposedtobedownatbreakfastataquarterpast。
  Humph!Youwere,eh?Supposedtobe?Doesthatmeanthatyouwerethere?
  Yes,sir。
  Therewasasurprisedlookinthegrayeyesnow,afactwhichAlbertnoticedwithinwarddelight。Hehadtakenoneriseoutofhisgrandfather,atanyrate。Hewaited,hopingforanotheropportunity,butitdidnotcome。Insteadtheysatdowntobreakfast。
  Breakfast,inspiteofthemorningsunshineatthewindows,wassomewhatgloomy。Thehomesickness,althoughnotasacuteasonthepreviousnight,wasstillinevidence。Albertfeltlost,outofhiselement,lonely。And,toaddatouchofrealmiserableness,thehousekeeperservedandatelikeanearrelativeofthedeceasedatafuneralfeast。Shemovedslowly,shesighedheavily,andthebandageuponherforeheadloomedlargeandportentous。Whenspokentosheseldomrepliedbeforethethirdattempt。CaptainZeloteslostpatience。
  Haveanotheregg?heroared,brandishingthespooncontainingitatarm’slengthandalmostunderhernose。Egg!Egg!EGG!Ifyoucan’thearit,smellit。Onlyanswer,forheavensakes!
  Theeffectofthisoutburstwasobviouslynotwhathehadhoped。
  Mrs。Ellisstaredfirstattheeggquiveringbeforeherface,thenatthecaptain。Thensheroseandmarchedmajesticallytothekitchen。Thedoorclosed,butaheartrendingsniffdriftedinthroughthecrack。Olivelaiddownherknifeandfork。
  There!sheexclaimed,despairingly。Nowseewhatyou’vedone。
  Oh,Zelotes,howmanytimeshaveItoldyouyou’vegottotreathertactfulwhenshe’sthisway?
  CaptainLoteputtheeggbackinthebowl。
  DAMN!heobserved,withintenseenthusiasm。
  Hiswifeshookherhead。
  Swearin’don’thelpitamite,either,shedeclared。BesidesI
  don’tknowwhatAlbertheremustthinkofyou。Albert,who,betweenastonishmentandawilddesiretolaugh,wasinacriticalcondition,appearedratherembarrassed。Hisgrandfatherlookedathimandsmiledgrimly。
  Ical’lateonedamnwon’tscarehimtodeath,heobserved。
  Maybehe’sheardsomethin’likeitafore。Ordotheysay,’Oh,sugar!’upatthatschoolyoucomefrom?headded。
  Albert,notknowinghowtoreply,lookedmoreembarrassedthanever。Oliveseemedonthepointofweeping。
  Oh,Zelotes,howCANyou!shewailed。Andto-day,ofalldays!
  Hisveryfirstmornin’!
  CaptainLoterelented。
  There,there,Mother!hesaid。I’msorry。Forgetit。SorryifIshockedyou,Albert。There’stimeswhensalt-waterlanguageistheonlythingthatseemstohelpmeout……Well,Mother,whatnext?What’llwedonow?
  YouknowjustaswellasIdo,Zelotes。There’sonlyonethingyoucando。That’sgooutandbegherpardonthisminute。There’sadozenplacesshecouldgetrighthereinSouthHarnisswithoutturnin’herhandover。AndifsheshouldleaveIdon’tknowWHAT
  I’ddo。
  Leave!Sheain’tgoin’toleaveanymore’nthantheship’scat’sgoin’tojumpoverboard。She’sbeenheresolongshewouldn’tknowhowtoleaveifshewantedto。
  Thatdon’tmakeanydifference。Thepitcherthatgoestothewell——er——er——
  Shehadevidentlyforgottentherestoftheproverb。Herhusbandhelpedherout。
  Flockstogetherorgathersnomoss,orsomethin’,eh?Allright,Mother,don’tfret。Thereain’treallyanyoccasionto,considerin’
  we’vebeenthroughsomethin’likethisatleastonceeverysixmonthsfortenyears。
  Zelotes,won’tyouPLEASEgoandaskherpardon?
  Thecaptainpushedbackhischair。I’llbehangedifitain’tahealthynote,hegrumbled,whentheskipperhastogoandapologizetothecookbecausethecook’smadeafoolofherself!
  I’dliketoknowwhatkindofrumLabedrinks。Ineversawanybuthiskindthatwouldgotosomebodyelse’shead。Twopeoplegettin’
  tightandonlyoneof’emdrinkin’issomethin’——
  Hedisappearedintothekitchen,stillmuttering。Mrs。Snowsmiledfeeblyathergrandson。
  Iguessyouthinkwe’refunnyfolks,Albert,shesaid。ButRachelisonehiredhelpinathousandandshehastobetreatedjustso。
  FiveminuteslaterCap’n’Lotereturned。Heshruggedhisshouldersandsatdownathisplace。
  Allright,Mother,allright,heobserved。I’vebeenheavin’
  ileonthetroubledwatersandthesea’ssmoothin’down。She’llbekindandcondescendin’enoughtoeatwithusinaminuteorso。
  Shewas。Shecameintothedining-roomwiththeairofasaintgoingtomartyrdomandtheremainderofthemealwaseatenbythequartetalmostinsilence。Whenitwasoverthecaptainsaid:
  Well,Al,feellikewalkin’,doyou?
  Why,why,yes,sir,Iguessso。
  Humph!Youdon’tseemverywildattheprospect。Walkin’ain’tmuchinyourline,maybe。Moreusedtoautoin’,perhaps?
  Mrs。Snowputinaword。Don’ttalkso,Zelotes,shesaid。
  He’llthinkyou’remakin’funofhim。
  Who?Me?Notabitofit。Well,Al,doyouwanttowalkdowntothelumberyardwithme?
  Theboyhesitated。Thequietnoteofsarcasminhisgrandfather’svoicewasmakinghimfuriouslyangryoncemore,justasithaddoneonthepreviousnight。
  Doyouwantmeto?heasked,shortly。
  Why,yes,Ical’lateIdo。
  Albert,withoutanotherword,walkedtothehat-rackinthehallandbeganputtingonhiscoat。CaptainLotewatchedhimforamomentandthenputonhisown。
  We’llbebacktodinner,Mother,hesaid。Heaveahead,Al,ifyou’reready。
  TherewaslittleconversationbetweenthepairduringthehalfmilewalktotheofficeandyardsofZ。SnowandCo。,LumberandBuilders’Hardware。Onlyoncedidthecaptainofferaremark。
  Thatwasjustastheycameoutbythebigpostsattheentrancetothedriveway。Thenhesaid:
  Al,Idon’twantyoutogettheideafromwhathappenedatthetablejustnow——thatfoolishnessaboutRachelEllis——thatyourgrandmotherain’tasensiblewoman。Sheis,andthere’snobetteroneonearth。Don’tletthatfactslipyourmind。
  Albert,somewhatstartledbytheabruptnessoftheobservation,lookedupinsurprise。Hefoundthegrayeyeslookingdownathim。
  Inoticedyoulookin’ather,wentonhisgrandfather,asifyouwaskindofwonderin’whethertolaughatherorpityher。Youneedn’tdoeither。She’skind-heartedandthatmakesherputupwithRachel’ssilliness。Then,besides,Rachelherselfiscommonsenseandpracticalnine-tenthsofthetime。It’salwaysagoodidea,son,tosailonev’yagealongwithapersonbeforeyoudecidewhethertoclass’emasA。B。orjustroustabout。
  Thebloodrushedtotheboy’sface。Hefeltguiltyandthefeelingmadehimangrierthanever。
  Idon’tseewhy,heburstout,indignantly,youshouldsayIwaslaughingat——atMrs。Snow——
  Atyourgrandmother。
  Well——yes——atmygrandmother。Idon’tseewhyyoushouldsaythat。Iwasn’t。
  Wasn’tyou?Good!I’mgladofit。Iwouldn’t,anyhow。She’sliabletobeaboutthebestfriendyou’llhaveinthisworld。
  ToAlbert’smindflashedtheaddition:Betterthanyou,thatmeans,buthekeptittohimself。
  Thelumberyardswereonaspurtracknotveryfarfromtherailwaystationwherehehadspentthatmiserablehalfhourthepreviousevening。Thedarknessthenhadpreventedhisseeingthem。Notthathewouldhavebeengreatlyinterestedifhehadseenthem,norwashemoreinterestednow,althoughhisgrandfathertookhimonapersonallyconductedtourbetweenthepilesofspruceandpineandhemlockandpointedoutwhichwaswhichandaddedfurtherdetails。
  Thosearetwobyfours,hesaid。Or,Thosearelargerjoist,differentsizes。Thisisgood,clearstock,asgoodalotofwhitepineaswe’vegotholdofforalongspell。Hegaveparticularsconcerningthehandiestwaytodriveateamtooneortheotherofthepiles。Albertfounditratherboring。HelongedtospeakconcerningenormouslumberyardshehadseeninNewYorkorChicagoorelsewhere。Hefeltalmostapityingcondescensiontowardthisprovincialgrandparentwhoseemedtothinkhislittlepilesoftwobyfourssoimportant。
  Itwasmuchthesame,perhapsalittleworse,whentheyenteredthehardwareshopandtheoffice。Therowsandrowsoflittledrawersandboxes,eachwithsamplesofitscontents——screws,orbolts,orhooks,orknobs——affixedtoitsfront,wereevenmoreboringthanthelumberpiles。Therewasacountryfied,middle-agedpersoninoverallssweepingouttheshopandCaptainZelotesintroducedhim。
  Albert,hesaid,thisisMr。IssacharPrice,whoworksaroundtheplacehere。Issy,letmemakeyouacquaintedwithmygrandson,Albert。
  Mr。Price,lookingoverhisspectacles,extendedahornyhandandobserved:Yus,yus。Pleasedtomeetyou,Albert。I’veheardtellofyou。
  Albert’sprivateappraisalofIssywasthatthelatterwasanotherfunnyRube。WhateverIssy’sestimateofhisemployer’sgrandsonmighthavebeen,he,also,keptittohimself。
  CaptainZeloteslookedabouttheshopandglancedintotheoffice。
  Humph!hegrunted。NosignorsymptomsofLabanthismornin’,I
  presumelikely?
  Issacharwentonwithhissweeping。
  Naryone,washislaconicreply。
  Humph!Heardanythingabouthim?
  Mr。Pricemoistenedhisbroominabucketofwater。IseeTimKelleyonmywaydownstreet,hesaid。TimsaidherunafoulofLabanalongabouttenlastnight。Saidhecal’latedLabewasonhisway。Hewassingin’’HyannisontheCape’andsoTimfiggeredhe’dgotaprettyfairstartalready。
  Thecaptainshookhishead。Tut,tut,tut!hemuttered。Well,thatmeansI’llhavetodoofficeworkforthenextweekorso。
  Humph!Ideclareit’stoobadjustnowwhenIwascountin’onhimto——Hedidnotfinishthesentence,butinsteadturnedtohisgrandsonandsaid:Al,whydon’tyoulookaroundthehardwarestoreherewhileIopenthemailandthesafe。Ifthere’sanythingyouseeyoudon’tunderstandIssy’lltellyouaboutit。
  Hewentintotheoffice。Albertsaunteredlistlesslytothewindowandlookedout。Sofarasnotunderstandinganythingintheshopwasconcernedhewasquitewillingtoremaininignorance。Itdidnotinteresthimintheleast。Amomentlaterhefeltatouchonhiselbow。Heturned,tofindMr。Pricestandingbesidehim。
  I’mallreadytotellyouaboutitnow,volunteeredtheunsmilingIssy。Sweepin’sallfinishedup。
  Albertwasamused。IguessIcangetalong,hesaid。
  Don’tworry。
  _I_ain’tworriednone。Idon’tbelieveinworryin’。worryin’
  don’tdofolksnogood,thewayIlookatit。Butlong’sCap’nLotewantsmetotellyouaboutthehardwareI’drutherdoitnow,thananytime。HenryCahoon’steam’llbehereforaloadoflathinabouttenminutesorso,andthenI’llhavetoleaveyou。Thishere’stheshelfwherewekeepthebutts——hinges,youunderstand。
  Brassalonghere,andironhere。Gotquiteastock,ain’twe。
  Hetookthevisitor’sarminhismightypawandledhimfromshelvestodrawersandfromdrawerstoboxes,talkingallthetime,sotheboythought,likeacatalogue。Alberttriedgentlytobreakawayseveraltimesandyawnedoften,butyawnsandhintswerequitelostonhisguide,whowasintentonlyuponthebusiness——andvictim——inhand。AtthewindowlookingacrosstowardthemainroadAlbertpausedlongest。Therewasagirlinsight——shelooked,atthatdistance,asifshemightbearatherprettygirl——andtheyoungmanwaslanguidlyinterested。Hehadrecentlymadethediscoverythatprettygirlsmaybequiteinteresting。and,moreover,oneortwoofthemwhomhehadmetattheschooldances——whentheyoungladiesfromtheMissesBradshaws’seminaryhadcomeover,dulyguardedandchaperoned,toone-stepandfox-trotwiththeyounggentlemenoftheschool——oneortwooftheseyoungladieshadintimatedacertaininterestinhim。Sothefemininepossibilityacrosstheroadattractedhisnotice——onlyslightly,ofcourse。thesophisticatedmetropolitannoticeisnoteasilyaroused——butstill,slightly。
  Comeon,comeon,urgedIssacharPrice。Iain’tbeguntoshowyethewholeofityet……Eh?Oh,Lord,therecomesCahoon’steamnow!Well,Igottogo。Showyoutherestsomeothertime。
  Solong……Eh?Cap’nLote’scallin’you,ain’the?
  Albertwentintotheofficeinresponsetohisgrandfather’scalltofindthelatterseatedatanold-fashionedroll-topdesk,piledwithpapers。
  I’vegottogodowntothebank,Al,hesaid。SomebusinessaboutanotethatLabanoughttobeheretoseeto,butain’t。
  I’llbebackprettysoon。Youjuststayhereandwaitforme。Youmightbelookin’overthebooks,ifyouwantto。Itook’emoutofthesafeandthey’reonLabe’sdeskthere,pointingtothehighstandingdeskbythewindow。They’reworthlookin’at,ifonlytoseehowneatthey’rekept。Asetofbookslikethatisanexampletoanyyoungman。Youmightbelookin’’emover。
  Hehurriedout。Albertsmiledcondescendinglyand,insteadoflookingoverMr。Keeler’sbooks,walkedovertothewindowandlookedoutofthat。Thegirlwasnotinsightnow,butshemightbesoon。Atanyratewatchingforherwasasexcitingasanyamusementhecouldthinkofaboutthatdullhole。Ahhum!hewonderedhowthefellowswereatschool。
  Thegirldidnotreappear。Signsofanimationalongthemainroadwerelimited。Oneortwomenwentby,thenagroupofchildrenobviouslyontheirwaytoschool。Albertyawnedagain,tookthesilvercigarettecasefromhispocketandlookedlonginglyatitscontents。Hewonderedwhathisgrandfather’sideasmightbeonthetobaccoquestion。Buthisgrandfatherwasnottherethen……
  andhemightnotreturnforsometime……and……Hetookacigarettefromthecase,tapped,withcarefulcarelessness,itsenduponthecase——hewouldnothavedreamedofsmokingwithoutfirstgoingthroughthetappingprocess——lightedthecigaretteandblewalargeandsatisfyingcloud。Betweenpuffshesang:
  Toyou,beautifullady,Iraisemyeyes。
  Myheart,beautifullady,Toyourheartcries:
  Come,come,beautifullady,ToPar-a-dise,Asthesweet,sweet——’
  Someonebehindhimsaid:Excuseme。Theappealtothebeautifulladybrokeoffinthemiddle,andhewhirledabouttofindthegirlwhomhehadseenacrosstheroadandforwhosereappearancehehadbeenwatchingatthewindow,standingintheofficedoorway。Helookedatherandshelookedathim。Hewasembarrassed。Shedidnotseemtobe。
  Excuseme,shesaid:IsMr。Keelerhere?
  Shewasaprettygirl,sohishastyestimatemadewhenhehadfirstsightedherwascorrect。Herhairwasdark,sowerehereyes,andhercheekswerebecominglycoloredbythechillofthewinterair。
  Shewasacountrygirl,herhatandcoatprovedthat。notthattheywereinbadtasteorunbecoming,buttheyweresimpleandtheirstyleperhapsnearertothatwhichtheyoungladiesoftheMissesBradshaws’seminaryhadwornthepreviouswinter。AllthisAlbertnoticedindetaillateron。Justthentheparticularpointwhichattractedhisembarrassedattentionwasthelookinthedarkeyes。
  Theyseemedtohavealmostthesamedisturbingqualitywhichhehadnoticedinhisgrandfather’sgrayones。Hermouthwasveryproperandgrave,buthereyeslookedasifshewerelaughingathim。
  Nowtobelaughedatbyanattractiveyoungladyisdisturbingandunpleasant。Itisparticularlysowhenthelaughterisfromtheprovincesandthelaughee——sotospeak——adignifiedandsophisticatedcityman。Albertsummonedthesaiddignityandsophisticationtohisrescue,knockedtheashesfromhiscigaretteandsaid,haughtily:
  Ibegyourpardon?
  IsMr。Keelerhere?repeatedthegirl。
  No,heisout。
  Willhebebacksoon,doyouthink?
  RecollectionsofMr。Price’srecentremarkconcerningthemissingbookkeeper’sgoodstartcametoAlbert’smindandhesmiled,slightly。Ishouldsaynot,heobserved,withdelicateirony。
  IsIssy——ImeanMr。Price,busy?
  He’soutintheyardtheresomewhere,Ibelieve。Wouldyouliketohavemecallhim?
  Why,yes——ifyouplease——sir。
  Thesirwasflattering,ifitwassincere。Heglancedather。
  Theexpressionofthemouthwasasgraveasever,buthewasstilluncertainaboutthoseeyes。However,hewasdisposedtogiveherthebenefitofthedoubt,so,steppingtothesidedooroftheoffice——thatleadingtotheyards——heopeneditandshouted:
  Price!……Hey,Price!
  Therewasnoanswer,althoughhecouldhearIssachar’svoiceandanotherabovetherattleoflathbundles。
  Price!heshouted,again。Pri-i-ce!
  Therattlingceased。Then,inthemiddledistance,aboveapileoftwobyfours,appearedIssachar’shead,thefeaturesagitatedandtheforeheadbedewedwiththemoistureofhonesttoil。
  Huh?yelledIssy。What’sthematter?Beyouhollerin’tome?
  Yes。There’ssomeoneherewantstoseeyou。
  Hey?
  Isaythere’ssomeoneherewhowantstoseeyou。
  Whatfor?
  Idon’tknow。
  Well,findout,can’tye?I’mbusy。
  WasthatalaughwhichAlbertheardbehindhim?Heturnedaround,buttheyounglady’sfaceworethesamegrave,evendemure,expression。
  Whatdoyouwanttoseehimfor?heasked。
  Iwantedtobuysomething。
  Shewantstobuysomething,repeatedAlbert,shouting。
  Hey?
  Shewantsto——BUY——something。Itwashumiliatingtohavetoscreaminthisway。
  Buy?Buywhat?
  Whatdoyouwanttobuy?
  Ahook,that’sall。Ahookforourkitchendoor。Wouldyoumindaskinghimtohurry?Ihaven’tmuchtime。
  Shewantsahook。
  Eh?Wedon’tkeepbooks。Whatkindofabook?
  Notbook——HOOK。H-O-O-K!Oh,greatScott!Hook!HOOK!Hookforadoor!Andshewantsyoutohurry。
  Eh?Well,Ican’thurrynowfornobody。Igottoloadtheselathsandthat’sallthereistoit。Can’tyouwaitonhim?
  Evidentlythecustomer’ssexhadnotyetbeenmadecleartothePriceunderstanding。Youcangetahookforhim,can’tye?Youknowwheretheybe,Ishowedye。Ain’tforgotsosoon,’tain’tlikely。
  Theheaddisappearedbehindthetwobyfours。Itsfacewasred,butnoredderthanMr。Speranza’satthatmoment。
  Foolrube!hesnorted,disgustedly。
  Excuseme,butyou’vedroppedyourcigarette,observedtheyounglady。
  Albertsavagelyslammeddownthewindowandturnedaway。Thedroppedcigarettestumplaywhereithadfallen,smudgingandsmelling。
  Hiscallerlookedatitandthenathim。
  I’dpickitup,ifIwereyou,shesaid。Cap’nSnowHATES
  cigarettes。
  Albert,hisdignityandindignationforgotten,returnedherlookwithoneofanxiety。
  Doeshe,honest?heasked。
  Yes。Hehatesthemworsethananything。
  Thecigarettestumpwashastilypickedupbyitsowner。
  Where’llIputit?heasked,hurriedly。
  Whydon’tyou——Oh,don’tputitinyourpocket!Itwillsetyouonfire。Putitinthestove,quick。
  Intothestoveitwent,allbutitsfragrance,whichlingered。
  DoyouthinkyouCOULDfindmethathook?askedthegirl。
  I’lltry。_I_don’tknowanythingabouttheconfoundedthings。
  Oh!innocently。Don’tyou?
  No,ofcourseIdon’t。WhyshouldI?
  Aren’tyouworkinghere?
  Here?WorkHERE?ME?Well,I——should——say——NOT!
  Oh,excuseme。Ithoughtyoumustbeanewbookkeeper,or——oranewpartner,orsomething。
  Albertregardedherintentlyandsuspiciouslyforsomesecondsbeforemakinganotherremark。Shewasasdemurelygraveasever,buthissuspicionswereagainaroused。However,sheWASpretty,therecouldbenodoubtaboutthat。
  MaybeIcanfindthehookforyou,hesaid。Icantry,anyway。
  Oh,thankyoueversomuch,gratefully。It’sVERYkindofyoutotakesomuchtrouble。
  Oh,airily,that’sallright。Comeon。perhapswecanfindittogether。
  TheywerestilllookingwhenMr。Pricecamepantingin。
  Whew!heobserved,withemphasis。Ifanybodytellsyouheavin’
  bundlesoflathsaboardatruck-wagonain’thardworkyoutellhimformehe’saliar,willye。Whew!AndIhadtodotheheftofeverything,’causeCahoonsentthatone-armednephewofhistodrivetheteam。Ahealthylotofgoodaone-armedmanistohelpheavelumber!Isaystohim,saysI:’Whatintimedid——’Eh?
  Why,hello,Helen!Goodmornin’。Landsakes!you’reoutairly,ain’tye?
  Theyoungladynodded。Goodmorning,Issachar,shesaid。Yes,IamprettyearlyandI’minadreadfulhurry。Thewindblewourkitchendoorbackagainstthehouselastnightandbrokethehook。
  IpromisedFatherIwouldrunoverhereandgethimanewoneandbringitbacktohimbeforeIwenttoschool。Andit’squartertoninenow。
  Landsakes,so’tis!Ain’t——er——er——what’s-his-name——Alberthere,founditforyouyet?Heain’tnokindofahandtofindthings,ishe?We’llhavetolarnhimbetter’nthat。Yesindeed!
  Albertlaughed,sarcastically。HewasabouttomakeasatisfyinglycrushingreprooftothispieceofimpertinencewhenMr。Pricebegantosnifftheair。
  Whatintunket?hedemanded。Sn’f!Sn’f!Who’sbeensmokin’
  inhere?Andcigarettes,too,bycrimus!Sn’f!Sn’f!Yes,sir,cigarettes,bycrimustee!Who’sbeensmokin’cigarettesinhere?
  IfCap’nLoteknewanybody’dsmokedacigaretteinhereIdon’tknow’shewouldn’tkill’em。Whodoneit?
  Albertshivered。Thegirlwiththedarkblueeyesflashedaquickglanceathim。Ithinkperhapssomeonewentbythewindowwhenitwasopenjustnow,shesuggested。Perhapstheyweresmokingandthesmokeblewin。
  Eh?Well,maybeso。Musthavebeenamightyrankcigarettetosmellupthewholepremiseslikethisjustgoin’pastawindow。
  Whew!Gosh!nowondertheysaythemthingsarerankpison。I’dsoonersmokeskunk-cabbagemyself。’twouldn’tsmellnoworseand’twouldbeadumsightsafer。Whew!……Well,Helen,there’saboutthekindofhookIcal’lateyouneed。Fifteencents’llletyououtonthat。Cheapenoughforhalfthemoney,eh?Givemyrespectstoyourpa,willye。TellhimthatsermonhepreachedlastSundaywasfine,butI’dlikeitbetterifhe’dlaiditontotheUniver’listsalittleharder。Folksthatdon’tbelieveinhelldon’tdeservenoconsideration,’cordin’tomynotion。Solong,Helen……Ohsay,headded,asanafterthought,IguessyouandAlbertain’tbeenintroduced,haveye?Albert,thisisHelenKendall,she’sourOrthodoxminister’sdaughter。Helen,thisyoungfellerisAlbert——er——er——Consarnit,I’veaskedCap’nLotethatnameadozentimesifIhaveonce!Whatisit,anyway?
  Speranza,repliedtheownerofthename。
  That’sit,Sperandy。ThisisAlbertSperandy,Cap’nLote’sgrandson。
  AlbertandMissKendallshookhands。
  Thanks,saidtheformer,gratefullyandsignificantly。
  Theyoungladysmiled。
  Oh,you’rewelcome,shesaid。Iknewwhoyouwereallthetime——
  orIguessedwhoyoumustbe。Cap’nSnowtoldmeyouwerecoming。
  Shewentout。Issachar,staringafterher,chuckledadmiringly。
  SmartestgirlinTHIStown,heobserved,withemphasis。Headofherclassuptohighschoolandonlysixteenandthree-quartersatthat。
  CaptainZelotescamebustlinginafewminuteslater。Hewenttohisdesk,payinglittleattentiontohisgrandson。Thelatterloiteredidlyupanddowntheofficeandhardwareshop,watchingIssacharwaitoncustomersorrushshoutingintotheyardtoattendtothewantsofothersthere。PlainlythiswasIssachar’sbusyday。
  Crimus!heexclaimed,returningfromonesuchexcursionandmoppinghisforehead。Thisdoin’twomen’sworkain’tnofun。
  EverytimeLabegoesonatimeseem’siftradewasbrisker’nit’sbeenforamonth。SeemsasifallcreationandpartofEastHarnisshadbeenhangin’backwaitin’tillhehadashadeon’foretheycometotrade。Makesafellerfeellikevotin’theProhibitionticket。IWOULDvoteit,bycrimustee,ifIthought’twoulddoanygood。’Twouldn’tthough。Labewouldtaketodrinkin’bayrumorFloridawaterorsomethin’,sameasHoppyRogersdonewhenhewasalive。JimYoungsayshewentintoHoppy’sbarber-shoponceandtherewasHoppywithabottleofanewkindofhair-tonicinhishand。’Drummerthatwashereleftitforasample,’saysHoppy。’Wantedmetotryitand,ifIlikedit,hecal’latedmaybeI’dbuysome。Idon’tthinkIshall,though,’hesays。’don’ttasterighttome。’Yes,sir,JimYoungswearsthat’strue。Wan’tenoughsnake-killerinthathairtonictosuitHoppy。
  I——Yes,Cap’nLote,whatisit?Wantme,doye?
  Butthecaptaindidnot,asithappened,wantMr。Priceatthattime。ItwasAlbertwhosenamehehadcalled。Theboywentintotheofficeandhisgrandfatherroseandshutthedoor。
  Sitdown,Al,hesaid,motioningtowardachair。WhenhisgrandsonhadseatedhimselfCaptainZelotestiltedbackhisowndeskchairuponitsspringsandlookedathim。
  Well,son,hesaid,afteramoment,whatdoyouthinkofit?
  Thinkofit?Idon’tknowexactlywhat——
  Oftheplacehere。Shop,yards,thewholebusiness。Z。SnowandCompany——whatdoyouthinkofit?
  PrivatelyAlbertwasinclinedtoclassifytheentireoutfitasone-
  horseandcountrified,buthedeemeditwisernottoexpressthisopinion。Sohecompromisedandrepliedthatitseemedtobeallright。
  Hisgrandfathernodded。Thanks,heobserved,dryly。Gladyoufinditthatway。Well,then,changin’thesubjectforaminuteortwo,whatdoyouthinkaboutyourself?
  Aboutmyself?Aboutme?Idon’tunderstand?
  No,Idon’tsupposeyoudo。That’swhatIgotyouoverherethismornin’for,soaswecouldunderstand——youandme。Al,haveyougivenanythoughttowhatyou’regoin’todofromthison?Howyou’regoin’tolive?
  Albertlookedathimuncomprehendingly。
  HowI’mgoingtolive?herepeated。Why——why,Ithought——I
  supposedIwasgoingtolivewithyou——withyouandGrandmother。
  Um-hm,Isee。
  Ijustkindoftookthatforgranted,Iguess。Yousentformetocomehere。Youtookmeawayfromschool,youknow。
  Yes,soIdid。YouknowwhyItookyoufromschool?
  No,I——IguessIDON’T,exactly。Ithought——Isupposeditwasbecauseyoudidn’twantmetogothereanymore。
  ’Twasn’tthat。Idon’tknowwhetherIwouldhavewantedyoutogothereornotifthingshadbeendifferent。FromwhatIhearitwasaprettyextravagantplace,andlookin’atitfromtheoutsidewithoutknowin’toomuchaboutit,Ishouldsayitwasliabletoputalotoffoolishandexpensivenotionsintoaboy’shead。I
  maybewrong,ofcourse。Ihavebeenwrongatleastafewtimesinmylife。
  Itwasevidentthatheconsideredthechancesofhisbeingwronginthisinstanceveryremote。Histoneagainarousedintheyouththefeelingofobstinacy,ofrebellion,ofdesiretotaketheotherside。
  Itisoneofthebestschoolsinthiscountry,hedeclared。Myfathersaidso。
  CaptainZelotespickedupapencilonhisdeskandtappedhischinlightlywiththebluntend。Um,hemused。Well,Ipresumelikelyheknewallaboutit。
  Heknewasmuchas——mostpeople,withaslightbutsignificanthesitationbeforethemost。
  Um-hm。Naturally,havin’beenschooledtherehimself,Isuppose。
  Hewasn’tschooledthere。MyfatherwasaSpaniard。
  SoI’veheard……Well,we’rekindofoffthesubject,ain’twe?Let’sleaveyourfather’snationalityoutofitforawhile。