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  Thankye,neighbour,kindly。thelarchesarecomingontolerablywell,that’scertain。andhere’stoyourgoodhealth,Mr。Grant——youandyours,notforgettingyour,whatdyecall’emraspberries——drinks——and,afterapause,resumes,I’mnotapttobeabeggar,neighbour,butifyoucouldgiveme——
  HereMr。Oaklywasinterruptedbytheentranceofsomestrangers,andhedidfinishmakinghisrequest——Mr。Oaklywasnot,ashesaidofhimself,apttoaskfavours,andnothingbutGrant’scordialitycouldhaveconqueredhisprejudices,sofarastotempthimtoaskafavourfromaScotchman。HewasgoingtohaveaskedforsomeoftheBrobdingnagraspberry-plants。Thenextdaythethoughtoftheraspberry-plantsrecurredtohismemory,butbeingabashfulman,hedidnotliketogohimselfonpurposetomakehisrequest,andhedesiredhiswife,whowasjustsettingouttomarket,tocallatGrant’sgate,and,ifhewasatworkinhisgarden,toaskhimforafewplantsofhisraspberries。
  TheanswerwhichOakly’swifebroughttohimwasthatMr。Granthadnotaraspberry-plantintheworldtogivehim,andthatifhehadeversomany,hewouldnotgiveoneaway,excepttohisownson。
  Oaklyflewintoapassionwhenhereceivedsuchamessage,declareditwasjustsuchamean,shabbytrickasmighthavebeenexpectedfromaScotchman——calledhimselfabooby,adupe,andablockhead,foreverhavingtrustedtothecivilspeechesofaScotchman——sworethathewoulddieintheparishworkhousebeforehewouldeveraskanotherfavour,beiteversosmall,fromaScotchman。relatedtohiswife,forthehundredthtime,thewayinwhichhehadbeentakeninbytheScotchpeddlertenyearsago,andconcludedbyforswearingallfurtherintercoursewithMr。Grant,andallbelongingtohim。
  SonArthur,saidhe,addressinghimselftotheboy,whojustthencameinfromwork——SonArthur,doyouhearme?letmeneveragainseeyouwithGrant’sson。
  WithMaurice,father?
  WithMauriceGrant,Isay。Iforbidyoufromthisdayandhourforwardtohaveanythingtodowithhim。
  Oh,why,dearfather?
  AsknoquestionsbutdoasIbidyou。
  Arthurburstoutacrying,andonlysaid,Yes,father,I’lldoasyoubidme,tobesure。
  Whynow,whatdoestheboycryfor?Istherenootherboy,simpleton,thinkyou,toplaywith,butthisScotchman’sson!I’llfindoutanotherplay-fellowforye,child,ifthatbeall。
  That’snotall,father,saidArthur,tryingtostophimselffromsobbing。butthethingis,Ishallneverhavesuchanotherplay-fellow,——
  IshallneverhavesuchanotherfriendasMauriceGrant。
  Likefatherlikeson——youmaythinkyourselfwellofftohavedonewithhim。
  Donewithhim!Oh,father,andshallInevergoagaintoworkinhisgarden,andmaynothecometomine?
  No,repliedOakly,sturdily。hisfatherhasusedmeuncivil,andnomanshallusemeunciviltwice。Isayno。Wife,sweepupthishearth。
  Boy,don’ttakeonlikeafool。buteatthybaconandgreens,andlet’shearnomoreofMauriceGrant。
  Arthurpromisedtoobeyhisfather。HeonlybeggedthathemightoncemorespeaktoMaurice,andtellhimthatitwasbyhisfather’sordersheacted。Thisrequestwasgranted。butwhenArthurfurtherbeggedtoknowwhatreasonhemightgiveforthisseparation,hisfatherrefusedtotellhisreasons。Thetwofriendstookleaveofoneanotherverysorrowfully。
  Mr。Grant,whenheheardofallthis,endeavouredtodiscoverwhatcouldhaveoffendedhisneighbour。butallexplanationwaspreventedbytheobstinatesilenceofOakly。
  Now,themessagewhichGrantreallysentabouttheBrobdingnagraspberrieswassomewhatdifferentfromthatwhichMr。Oaklyreceived。
  Themessagewas,thattheraspberrieswerenotMr。Grant’s。thatthereforehehadnorighttogivethemaway。thattheybelongedtohissonMaurice,andthatthiswasnottherighttimeofyearforplantingthem。Thismessagehadbeenunluckilymisunderstood。Grantgavehisanswertohiswife。shetoaWelshservant-girl,whodidnotperfectlycomprehendhermistress’broadScotch。andsheinherturncouldnotmakeherselfintelligibletoMrs。Oakly,whohatedtheWelshaccent,andwhoseattention,whentheservant-girldeliveredthemessage,wasprincipallyengrossedbythemanagementofherownhorse。Thehorse,onwhichMrs。
  Oaklyrodethisdaybeingill-broken,wouldnotstandstillquietlyatthegate,andshewasextremelyimpatienttoreceiveheranswer,andtorideontomarket。
  Oakly,whenhehadonceresolvedtodislikehisneighbourGrant,couldnotlongremainwithoutfindingoutfreshcausesofcomplaint。TherewasinGrant’sgardenaplum-tree,whichwasplantedclosetotheloosestonewallthatdividedthegardenfromthenursery。Thesoilinwhichtheplumtreewasplantedhappenednottobequitesogoodasthatwhichwasontheoppositesideofthewall,andtheplum-treehadforceditswaythroughthewall,andgraduallyhadtakenpossessionofthegroundwhichitlikedbest。
  Oaklythoughttheplum-tree,asitbelongedtoMr。Grant,hadnorighttomakeitsappearanceonhisground:anattorneytoldhimthathemightobligeGranttocutitdown。butMr。Grantrefusedtocutdownhisplum-
  treeattheattorney’sdesire,andtheattorneypersuadedOaklytogotolawaboutthebusiness,andthelawsuitwentonforsomemonths。
  Theattorney,attheendofthistime,cametoOaklywithademandformoneytocarryonhissuit,assuringhimthat,inashorttime,itwouldbedeterminedinhisfavour。Oaklypaidhisattorneytengoldenguineas,remarkedthatitwasagreatsumforhimtopay,andthatnothingbuttheloveofjusticecouldmakehimpersevereinthislawsuitaboutabitofground,which,afterall,saidhe,isnotworthtwopence。Theplum-
  treedoesmelittleornodamage,butIdon’tliketobeimposeduponbyaScotchman。
  TheattorneysawandtookadvantageofOakly’sprejudiceagainstthenativesofScotland。andhepersuadedhim,thattoshowtheSPIRITofatrue-bornEnglishmanitwasnecessary,whateveritmightcosthim,topersistinthislawsuit。
  ItwassoonafterthisconversationwiththeattorneythatMr。Oaklywalked,withresolutesteps,towardstheplum-tree,sayingtohimself,IfitcostmeahundredpoundsIwillnotletthiscunningScotchmangetthebetterofme。
  Arthurinterruptedhisfather’sreverie,bypointingtoabookandsomeyoungplantswhichlayuponthewall。Ifancy,father,saidhe,thosethingsareforyou,forthereisalittlenotedirectedtoyou,inMaurice’shandwriting。ShallIbringittoyou?
  Yes,letmereadit,child,sinceImust。Itcontainedthesewords:
  DEARMR。OAKLY,——Idon’tknowwhyyouhavequarrelledwithus。Iamverysorryforit。Butthoughyouareangrywithme,Iamnotangrywithyou。
  IhopeyouwillnotrefusesomeofmyBrobdingnagraspberry-plants,whichyouaskedforagreatwhileago,whenwewereallgoodfriends。Itwasnottherighttimeoftheyeartoplantthem,whichwasthereasontheywerenotsenttoyou。butitisjusttherighttimetoplantthemnow。
  andIsendyouthebook,inwhichyouwillfindthereasonwhywealwaysputseaweedashesabouttheirroots。andIhavegotsomeseaweedashesforyou。Youwillfindtheashesintheflower-potuponthewall。I
  haveneverspokentoArthur,norhetome,sinceyoubidusnot。So,wishingyourBrobdingnagraspberriesmayturnoutaswellasours,andlongingtobeallfriendsagain,Iam,withlovetodearArthurandself,Youraffectionateneighbour’sson,MAURICEGRANT。
  P。S——Itisnowaboutfourmonthssincethequarrelbegan,andthatisaverylongwhile。
  AgreatpartoftheeffectofthisletterwaslostuponOakly,becausehewasnotveryexpertinreadingwriting,anditcosthimmuchtroubletospellitandputittogether。However,heseemedaffectedbyit,andsaid,IbelievethisMauricelovesyouwellenough,Arthur,andheseemsagoodsortofboy。butastotheraspberries,Ibelieveallthathesaysaboutthemisbutanexcuse。and,atanyrate,asIcouldnotget’emwhenIaskedforthem,I’llnothave’emnow。Doyouhearme,Isay,Arthur?
  Whatareyoureadingthere?
  Arthurwasreadingthepagethatwasdoubleddowninthebook,whichMauricehadleftalongwiththeraspberry-plantsuponthewall。Arthurreadaloudasfollows:——
  MonthlyMagazine,Dec。’98,p。421。
  ThereisasortofstrawberrycultivatedatJersey,whichisalmostcoveredwithseaweedinthewinter,inlikemannerasmanyplantsinEnglandarewithlitterfromthestable。Thesestrawberriesareusuallyofthelargenessofamiddle-sizedapricot,andtheflavourisparticularlygrateful。InJerseyandGuernsey,situatescarcelyonedegreefarthersouththanCornwall,allkindsoffruit,pulse,andvegetablesareproducedintheirseasonsafortnightorthreeweekssoonerthaninEngland,evenonthesouthernshores。andsnowwillscarcelyremaintwenty-fourhoursontheearth。Althoughthismaybeattributedtotheseislandsbeingsurroundedwithasalt,andconsequentlyamoistatmosphere,yettheashesseaweedashesmadeuseofasmanure,mayalsohavetheirportionofinfluence。*
  *Itisnecessarytoobservethatthisexperimenthasneverbeenactuallytrieduponraspberry-plants。
  Andhere,continuedArthur,issomethingwrittenwithapencil,onaslipofpaper,anditisMaurice’swriting。Iwillreadittoyou。
  ’WhenIreadinthisbookwhatissaidaboutthestrawberriesgrowingaslargeasapricots,aftertheyhadbeencoveredoverwithseaweed,I
  thoughtthatperhapsseaweedashesmightbegoodformyfather’sraspberries。andIaskedhimifhewouldgivemeleavetotrythem。Hegavemeleave,andIwentdirectlyandgatheredtogethersomeseaweedthathadbeencastonshore。andIdriedit,andburnedit,andthenI
  manuredtheraspberrieswithit,andtheyearafterwardstheraspberriesgrewtothesizethatyouhaveseen。Now,thereasonItellyouthisis,first,thatyoumayknowhowtomanageyourraspberries,andnext,becauseIrememberyoulookedverygrave,asifyouwerenotpleasedwithmyfather,Mr。Grant,whenhetoldyouthatthewaybywhichhecamebyhisBrobdingnagraspberrieswasasecret。Perhapsthiswasthethingthathasmadeyousoangrywithusall。foryouneverhavecometoseefathersincethatevening。NowIhavetoldyouallIknow。andsoIhopeyouwillnotbeangrywithusanylonger。’
  Mr。Oaklywasmuchpleasedbythisopenness,andsaid,Whynow,Arthur,thisissomethinglike,thisistellingonethethingonewantstoknow,withoutfinespeeches。ThisislikeanEnglishmanmorethanaScotchman。
  Pray,Arthur,doyouknowwhetheryourfriendMauricewasborninEnglandorinScotland?
  No,indeed,sir,Idon’tknow——Ineverasked——Ididnotthinkitsignified。AllIknowis,thatwhereverhewasborn,heisVERYgood。
  Look,papa,mytulipisblowing。
  Uponmyword,saidhisfather,thiswillbeabeautifultulip!
  ItwasgiventomebyMaurice。
  Anddidyougivehimnothingforit?wasthefather’sinquiry。
  Nothingintheworld。andhegaveittomejustatthetimewhenhehadgoodcausetobeangrywithme,justwhenIhadbrokenhisbell-glass。
  Ihaveagreatmindtoletyouplaytogetheragain,saidArthur’sfather。
  Oh,ifyouwould,criedArthur,clappinghishands,howhappyweshouldbe!Doyouknow,father,Ihaveoftensatforanhouratatimeupinthatcrab-tree,lookingatMauriceatworkinhisgarden,andwishingthatIwasatworkwithhim。
  HereArthurwasinterruptedbytheattorney,whocametoaskMr。Oaklysomequestionaboutthelawsuitconcerningtheplum-tree。OaklyshowedhimMaurice’sletter。andtoArthur’sextremeastonishment,theattorneyhadnosoonerreadit,thanheexclaimed,Whatanartfullittlegentlemanthisis!Inever,inthecourseofallmypractice,metwithanythingbetter。Why,thisisthemostcunningletterIeverread。
  Where’sthecunning?saidOakly,andheputonhisspectacles。
  Mygoodsir,don’tyousee,thatallthisstuffaboutBrobdingnagraspberriesistowardoffyoursuitabouttheplum-tree?Theyknow——
  thatis,Mr。Grant,whoissharpenough,knows——thathewillbeworstedinthatsuit。thathemust,inshort,payyouagoodroundsumfordamages,ifitgoeson——
  Damages!saidOakly,staringroundhimattheplum-tree。butIdon’tknowwhatyoumean。Imeannothingbutwhat’shonest。Idon’tmeantoaskforanygoodroundsum。fortheplum-treehasdonemenogreatharmbycomingintomygarden。butonlyIdon’tchooseitshouldcometherewithoutmyleave。
  Well,well,saidtheattorney,Iunderstandallthat。butwhatIwanttomakeyou,Mr。Oakly,understand,is,thatthisGrantandhissononlywanttomakeupmatterswithyou,andpreventthething’scomingtoafairtrial,bysendingon,inthisunderhandsortofway,abribeofafewraspberries。
  Abribe!exclaimedOakly,Inevertookabribe,andIneverwill。
  and,withsuddenindignation,hepulledtheraspberryplantsfromthegroundinwhichArthurwasplantingthem。andhethrewthemoverthewallintoGrant’sgarden。
  Mauricehadputhistulip,whichwasbeginningtoblow,inaflower-pot,onthetopofthewall,inhopesthathisfriendArthurwouldseeitfromdaytoday。Alas!heknewnotinwhatadangeroussituationhehadplacedit。OneofhisownBrobdingnagraspberry-plants,swungbytheangryarmofOakly,struckofftheheadofhisprecioustulip!Arthur,whowasfullofthethoughtofconvincinghisfatherthattheattorneywasmistakeninhisjudgmentofpoorMaurice,didnotobservethefallofthetulip。
  Thenextday,whenMauricesawhisraspberry-plantsscatteredupontheground,andhisfavouritetulipbroken,hewasinmuchastonishment,and,forsomemoments,angry。butanger,withhim,neverlastedlong。Hewasconvincedthatallthismustbeowingtosomeaccidentormistake。Hecouldnotbelievethatanyonecouldbesomaliciousastoinjurehimonpurpose——Andeveniftheydidallthisonpurposetovexme,saidhetohimself,thebestthingIcando,is,nottoletitvexme。Forgiveandforget。ThistemperofmindMauricewasmorehappyinenjoyingthanhecouldhavebeenmade,withoutit,bythepossessionofallthetulipsinHolland。
  Tulipswere,atthistime,thingsofgreatconsequenceintheestimationofthecountryseveralmilesroundwhereMauriceandArthurlived。Therewasaflorist’sfeasttobeheldattheneighbouringtown,atwhichaprizeofahandsomesetofgardening-toolswastobegiventothepersonwhocouldproducethefinestflowerofitskind。Atulipwastheflowerwhichwasthoughtthefinesttheprecedingyear,andconsequentlynumbersofpeopleafterwardsendeavouredtoprocuretulip-roots,inhopesofobtainingtheprizethisyear。Arthur’stulipwasbeautiful。Asheexamineditfromdaytoday,andeverydaythoughtitimproving,helongedtothankhisfriendMauriceforit。andheoftenmountedintohiscrab-tree,tolookintoMaurice’sgarden,inhopesofseeinghistulipalsoinfullbloomandbeauty。Henevercouldseeit。
  Thedayoftheflorist’sfeastarrived,andOaklywentwithhissonandthefinetuliptotheplaceofmeeting。Itwasonaspaciousbowling-
  green。Alltheflowersofvarioussortswererangeduponaterraceattheupperendofthebowling-green。and,amongstallthisgayvariety,thetulipwhichMauricehadgiventoArthurappearedconspicuouslybeautiful。Totheownerofthistuliptheprizewasadjudged。and,asthehandsomegarden-toolsweredeliveredtoArthur,heheardawellknownvoicewishhimjoy。Heturned,lookedabouthim,andsawhisfriendMaurice。
  But,Maurice,whereisyourowntulip?saidMr。Oakly。Ithought,Arthur,youtoldmethathekeptoneforhimself。
  SoIdid,saidMaurice。butsomebodyIsupposebyaccidentbrokeit。
  Somebody!who?criedArthurandMr。Oaklyatonce。
  Somebodywhothrewtheraspberry-plantsbackagainoverthewall,
  repliedMaurice。
  Thatwasme——thatsomebodywasme,saidOakly。Iscorntodenyit。
  butIdidnotintendtobreakyourtulip,Maurice。
  DearMaurice,saidArthur——youknowImaycallhimdearMaurice——nowyouareby,papa。hereareallthegarden-tools。takethem,andwelcome。
  Notoneofthem,saidMaurice,drawingback。
  Offerthemtothefather——offerthemtoMr。Grant,whisperedOakly。
  he’lltakethem,I’llanswerforit。
  Mr。Oaklywasmistaken:thefatherwouldnotacceptofthetools。Mr。
  Oaklystoodsurprised——Certainly,saidhetohimself,thiscannotbesuchamiserasItookhimfor。andhewalkedimmediatelyuptoGrant,andbluntlysaidtohim,Mr。Grant,yoursonhasbehavedveryhandsomelytomyson。andyouseemtobegladofit。
  TobesureIam,saidGrantWhich,continuedOakly,givesmeabetteropinionofyouthaneverI
  hadbefore——Imean,thaneverIhadsincethedayyousentmetheshabbyansweraboutthosefoolish,whatd’yecallem,cursedraspberries。
  Whatshabbyanswer?saidGrant,withsurprise。andOaklyrepeatedexactlythemessagewhichhereceived。andGrantdeclaredthatheneversentanysuchmessage。Herepeatedexactlytheanswerwhichhereallysent,andOaklyimmediatelystretchedouthishandtohim,sayingI
  believeyou:nomoreneedbesaid。I’monlysorryIdidnotaskyouaboutthisfourmonthsago。andsoIshouldhavedoneifyouhadnotbeenaScotchman。Tillnow,IneverrightlylikedaScotchman。Wemaythankthisgoodlittlefellow,continuedhe,turningtoMaurice,forourcomingatlasttoarightunderstanding。Therewasnoholdingoutagainsthisgoodnature。I’msure,fromthebottomofmyheart,I’msorryIbrokehistulip。Shakehands,boys。I’mgladtoseeyou,Arthur,looksohappyagain,andhopeMr。Grantwillforgive——
  Oh,forgiveandforget,saidGrantandhissonatthesamemoment。Andfromthistimeforwardthetwofamilieslivedinfriendshipwitheachother。
  Oaklylaughedathisownfolly,inhavingbeenpersuadedtogotolawabouttheplum-tree。andhe,inprocessoftime,socompletelyconqueredhisearlyprejudiceagainstScotchmen,thatheandGrantbecamepartnersinbusiness。Mr。Grant’sbook-LARNINGandknowledgeofarithmetichefoundhighlyusefultohim。andhe,onhisside,possessedagreatmanyactive,goodqualities,whichbecameserviceabletohispartner。
  Thetwoboysrejoicedinthisfamilyunion。andArthuroftendeclaredthattheyowedalltheirhappinesstoMaurice’sfavouritemaxim,ForgiveandForget。
  WASTENOT,WANTNOT。orTWOSTRINGSTOYOURBOW。
  Mr。Gresham,aBristolmerchant,whohad,byhonourableindustryandeconomy,accumulatedaconsiderablefortune,retiredfrombusinesstoanewhousewhichhehadbuiltupontheDowns,nearClifton。Mr。Gresham,however,didnotimaginethatanewhousealonecouldmakehimhappy。Hedidnotproposetoliveinidlenessandextravagance。forsuchalifewouldhavebeenequallyincompatiblewithhishabitsandhisprinciples。
  Hewasfondofchildren。andashehadnosons,hedeterminedtoadoptoneofhisrelations。Hehadtwonephews,andheinvitedbothofthemtohishouse,thathemighthaveanopportunityofjudgingoftheirdispositions,andofthehabitswhichtheyhadacquired。
  HalandBenjamin,Mr。Gresham’snephews,wereabouttenyearsold。Theyhadbeeneducatedverydifferently。Halwasthesonoftheelderbranchofthefamily。Hisfatherwasagentleman,whospentrathermorethanhecouldafford。andHal,fromtheexampleoftheservantsinhisfather’sfamily,withwhomhehadpassedthefirstyearsofhischildhood,learnedtowastemoreofeverythingthanheused。Hehadbeentoldthatgentlemenshouldbeabovebeingcarefulandsaving:andhehadunfortunatelyimbibedanotionthatextravagancewasthesignofagenerousdisposition,andeconomyofanavariciousone。
  Benjamin,onthecontrary,hadbeentaughthabitsofcareandforesight。
  Hisfatherhadbutaverysmallfortune,andwasanxiousthathissonshouldearlylearnthateconomyensuresindependence,andsometimesputsitinthepowerofthosewhoarenotveryrichtobeverygenerous。
  Themorningafterthesetwoboysarrivedattheiruncle’stheywereeagertoseealltheroomsinthehouse。Mr。Greshamaccompaniedthem,andattendedtotheirremarksandexclamations。
  Oh!whatanexcellentmotto!exclaimedBen,whenhereadthefollowingwords,whichwerewritteninlargecharactersoverthechimney-piece,inhisuncle’sspaciouskitchen——
  WASTENOT,WANTNOT。
  ’Wastenot,wantnot!’repeatedhiscousinHal,inratheracontemptuoustone。Ithinkitlooksstingytoservants。andnogentleman’sservants,cooksespecially,wouldliketohavesuchameanmottoalwaysstaringthemintheface。Ben,whowasnotsoconversantashiscousininthewaysofcooksandgentlemen’sservants,madenoreplytotheseobservations。
  Mr。Greshamwascalledawaywhilsthisnephewswerelookingattheotherroomsinthehouse。Sometimeafterwards,heheardtheirvoicesinthehall。
  Boys,saidhe,whatareyoudoingthere?
  Nothing,sir,saidHal。youwerecalledawayfromusandwedidnotknowwhichwaytogo。
  Andhaveyounothingtodo?saidMr。Gresham。
  No,sir,nothing,answeredHal,inacarelesstone,likeonewhowaswellcontentwiththestateofhabitualidleness。No,sir,nothing!
  repliedBen,inavoiceoflamentation。
  Come,saidMr。Gresham,ifyouhavenothingtodo,lads,willyouunpackthosetwoparcelsforme?
  Thetwoparcelswereexactlyalike,bothofthemwelltiedupwithgoodwhipcord。Bentookhisparceltoatable,and,afterbreakingoffthesealingwax,begancarefullytoexaminetheknot,andthentountieit。
  Halstoodstill,exactlyinthespotwheretheparcelwasputintohishands,andtriedfirstatonecorner,andthenatanother,topullthestringoffbyforce。Iwishthesepeoplewouldn’ttieuptheirparcelssotight,asiftheywerenevertobeundone,criedhe,ashetuggedatthecord。andhepulledtheknotcloserinsteadoflooseningit。
  Ben!why,howdidyougetyoursundone,man?what’sinyourparcel?——I
  wonderwhatisinmine!IwishIcouldgetthisstringoff——Imustcutit。
  Oh,no,saidBen,whonowhadundonethelastknotofhisparcel,andwhodrewoutthelengthofstringwithexultation,don’tcutit,Hal,——
  lookwhatanicecordthisis,andyoursisthesame:it’sapitytocutit。’WASTENOT,WANTNOT!’youknow。
  Pooh!saidHal,whatsignifiesabitofpackthread?
  Itiswhipcord,saidBen。
  Well,whipcord!whatsignifiesabitofwhipcord!youcangetabitofwhipcordtwiceaslongasthatfortwopence。andwhocaresfortwopence!
  NotI,forone!sohereitgoes,criedHal,drawingouthisknife。andhecutthecord,precipitately,insundryplaces。
  Lads!haveyouundonetheparcelsforme?saidMr。Gresham,openingtheparlourdoorashespoke。
  Yes,sir,criedHal。andhedraggedoffhishalfcut,halfentangledstring——here’stheparcel。Andhere’smyparcel,uncle。andhere’sthestring,saidBen。
  Youmaykeepthestringforyourpains,saidMr。Gresham。
  Thankyou,sir,saidBen:whatanexcellentwhipcorditis!
  Andyou,Hal,continuedMr。Gresham,youmaykeepyourstringtoo,ifitwillbeofanyusetoyou。
  Itwillbeofnousetome,thankyou,sir,saidHal。
  No,Iamafraidnot,ifthisbeit,saidhisuncle,takingupthejaggedknottedremainsofHal’scord。
  Afewdaysafterthis,Mr。Greshamgavetoeachofhisnephewsanewtop。
  Buthow’sthis?saidHal。thesetopshavenostrings。whatshallwedoforstrings?
  Ihaveastringthatwilldoverywellformine,saidBen。andhepulledoutofhispocketthefine,long,smoothstring,whichhadtieduptheparcel。Withthishesoonsetuphistop,whichspunadmirablywell。
  Oh,howIwishIhadbutastring,saidHal。WhatshallIdoforastring?I’lltellyouwhat,Icanusethestringthatgoesroundmyhat!
  Butthen,saidBen,whatwillyoudoforahat-band?
  I’llmanagetodowithoutone,saidHal,andhetookthestringofhishatforhistop。Itsoonwaswornthrough,andhesplithistopbydrivingthepeatootightlyintoit。HiscousinBenlethimsetuphisthenextday。butHalwasnotmorefortunateormorecarefulwhenhemeddledwithotherpeople’sthingsthanwhenhemanagedhisown。Hehadscarcelyplayedhalfanhourbeforehesplitit,bydrivingthepegtooviolently。
  Benborethismisfortunewithgoodhumour。Come,saidhe,itcan’tbehelped。butgivemethestringbecauseTHATmaystillbeofuseforsomethingelse。
  Ithappenedsometimeafterwardsthatalady,whohadbeenintimatelyacquaintedwithHal’smotheratBath——thatistosay,whohadfrequentlymetheratthecard-tableduringthewinter——nowarrivedatClifton。ShewasinformedbyhismotherthatHalwasatMr。Gresham’s,andhersons,whowereFRIENDSofhis,cametoseehim,andinvitedhimtospendthenextdaywiththem。
  Haljoyfullyacceptedtheinvitation。Hewasalwaysgladtogoouttodine,becauseitgavehimsomethingtodo,somethingtothinkof,oratleastsomethingtosay。Besidesthis,hehadbeeneducatedtothinkitwasafinethingtovisitfinepeople。andLadyDianaSweepstakesforthatwasthenameofhismother’sacquaintancewasaveryfinelady,andhertwosonsintendedtobeverygreatgentlemen。Hewasinaprodigioushurrywhentheseyounggentlemenknockedathisuncle’sdoorthenextday。butjustashegottothehalldoor,littlePattycalledtohimfromthetopofthestairs,andtoldhimthathehaddroppedhispocket-
  handkerchief。
  Pickitup,then,andbringittome,quick,can’tyou,child,criedHal,forLadyDi’ssonsarewaitingforme?
  LittlePattydidnotknowanythingaboutLadyDi’ssons。butasshewasverygood-natured,andsawthathercousinHalwas,forsomereasonorother,inadesperatehurry,sherandownstairsasfastasshepossiblycouldtowardsthelanding-place,wherethehandkerchieflay。but,alas!
  beforeshereachedthehandkerchief,shefell,rollingdownawholeflightofstairs,andwhenherfallwasatlaststoppedbythelanding-
  place,shedidnotcryout,shewrithed,asifshewasingreatpain。
  Whereareyouhurt,mylove?saidMr。Gresham,whocameinstantly,onhearingthenoiseofsomeonefallingdownstairs。Whereareyouhurt,mydear?
  Here,papa,saidthelittlegirl,touchingherankle,whichshehaddecentlycoveredwithhergown。IbelieveIamhurthere,butnotmuch,addedshe,tryingtorise。onlyithurtsmewhenImove。
  I’llcarryyou。don’tmovethen,saidherfather,andhetookherupinhisarms。
  Myshoe!I’velostoneofmyshoes,saidshe。
  Benlookedforituponthestairs,andhefounditstickinginaloopofwhipcord,whichwasentangledroundoneofthebannisters。Whenthiscordwasdrawnforth,itappearedthatitwastheverysamejagged,entangledpiecewhichHalhadpulledoffhisparcel。Hehaddivertedhimselfwithrunningupanddownstairs,whippingthebannisterswithit,ashethoughthecouldconvertittonobetteruse。and,withhisusualcarelessness,heatlastleftithangingjustwherehehappenedtothrowitwhenthedinnerbellrang。PoorlittlePatty’sanklewasterriblystrained,andHalreproachedhimselfforhisfolly,andwouldhavereproachedhimselflonger,perhaps,ifLadyDiSweepstakes’sonshadnothurriedhimaway。
  Intheevening,Pattycouldnotrunaboutassheusedtodo。butshesatuponthesofa,andshesaid,thatshedidnotfeelthepainofherankleSOMUCH,whilstBenwassogoodastoplayatJACKSTRAWSwithher。
  That’sright,Ben。neverbeashamedofbeinggood-naturedtothosewhoareyoungerandweakerthanyourself,saidhisuncle,smilingatseeinghimproducehiswhipcord,toindulgehislittlecousinwithagameatherfavouritecat’scradle。Ishallnotthinkyouonebitlessmanly,becauseIseeyouplayingatcat’scradlewithalittlechildofsixyearsold。
  Hal,however,wasnotpreciselyofhisuncle’sopinion:forwhenhereturnedintheevening,andsawBenplayingwithhislittlecousin,hecouldnothelpsmilingcontemptuously,andaskedifhehadbeenplayingatcat’scradleallnight。InaheedlessmannerhemadesomeinquiriesafterPatty’ssprainedankle,andthenheranontotellallthenewshehadheardatLadyDianaSweepstakes’——newswhichhethoughtwouldmakehimappearapersonofvastimportance。
  Doyouknow,uncle——doyouknow,Ben,saidhe——there’stobethemostFAMOUSdoingsthateverwereheardofupontheDownshere,thefirstdayofnextmonth,whichwillbeinafortnight,thankmystars!Iwishthefortnightwasover。Ishallthinkofnothingelse,Iknow,tillthathappydaycomes!
  Mr。GreshaminquiredwhythefirstofSeptemberwastobesomuchhappierthananyotherdayintheyear。
  Why,repliedHal,LadyDianaSweepstakes,youknow,isafamousrider,andarcher,andALLTHAT——
  Verylikely,saidMr。Gresham,soberly。butwhatthen?
  Dearuncle!criedHal,butyoushallhear。There’stobearaceupontheDownsonthefirstofSeptember,andaftertherace,there’stobeanarcherymeetingfortheladies,andLadyDianaSweepstakesistobeoneofTHEM。Andaftertheladieshavedoneshooting——now,Ben,comesthebestpartofit!weboysaretohaveourturn,andLadyDiistogiveaprizetothebestmarksmanamongstus,ofaveryhandsomebowandarrow!
  Doyouknow,I’vebeenpractisingalready,andI’llshowyou,to-morrow,assoonasitcomeshome,theFAMOUSbowandarrowthatLadyDianahasgivenme。but,perhaps,addedhe,withascornfullaugh,youlikeacat’scradlebetterthanabowandarrow。
  Benmadenoreplytothistauntatthemoment。butthenextday,whenHal’snewbowandarrowcamehome,heconvincedhimthatheknewhowtouseitverywell。
  Ben,saidhisuncle,youseemtobeagoodmarksman,thoughyouhavenotboastedofyourself。I’llgiveyouabowandarrow,and,perhaps,ifyoupractise,youmaymakeyourselfanarcherbeforethefirstofSeptember。and,inthemeantime,youwillnotwishthefortnighttobeover,foryouwillhavesomethingtodo。
  Oh,sir,interruptedHal,butifyoumeanthatBenshouldputinfortheprize,hemusthaveauniform。
  WhyMUSThe?saidMr。Gresham。
  Why,sir,becauseeverybodyhas——Imeaneverybodythat’sanybody。andLadyDianawastalkingabouttheuniformalldinnertime,andit’ssettled,allaboutit,exceptthebuttons:theyoungSweepstakesaretogettheirsmadefirstforpatterns——theyaretobewhite,facedwithgreen,andthey’lllookveryhandsome,I’msure。andIshallwritetomammato-night,asLadyDianabidme,aboutmine。andIshalltellhertobesuretoanswermyletter,withoutfail,byreturnofpost。andthen,ifmammamakesnoobjection,whichIknowshewon’t,becausesheneverthinksmuchaboutexpense,andALLTHAT——thenIshallbespeakmyuniform,andgetitmadebythesametailorthatmakesforLadyDianaandtheyoungSweepstakes。
  Mercyuponus!saidMr。Gresham,whowasalmoststunnedbytherapidvociferationwithwhichthislongspeechaboutauniformwaspronounced。
  Idon’tpretendtounderstandthesethings,addedhe,withanairofsimplicity。butwewillinquire,Ben,intothenecessityofthecase。
  andifitisnecessary——or,ifyouthinkitnecessary,thatyoushallhaveauniform——why,I’llgiveyouone。
  YOU,uncle?Willyou,INDEED?exclaimedHal,withamazementpaintedinhiscountenance。Well,that’sthelastthingintheworldIshouldhaveexpected!YouarenotatallthesortofpersonIshouldhavethoughtwouldcareaboutauniform。andnowIshouldhavesupposedyou’dhavethoughtitextravaganttohaveacoatonpurposeonlyforoneday。andI’msureLadyDianaSweepstakesthoughtasIdo。forwhenItoldherofthatmottooveryourkitchenchimney,’WASTENOT,WANTNOT,’shelaughed,andsaidthatIhadbetternottalktoyouaboutuniforms,andthatmymotherwastheproperpersontowritetoaboutmyuniform:butI’lltellLadyDiana,uncle,howgoodyouare,andhowmuchshewasmistaken。
  Takecarehowyoudothat,saidMr。Gresham:forperhapstheladywasnotmistaken。
  Nay,didnotyousay,justnow,youwouldgivepoorBenauniform?
  IsaidIwould,ifhethoughtitnecessarytohaveone。
  Oh,I’llanswerforit,he’llthinkitnecessary,saidHal,laughing,becauseitisnecessary。
  Allowhim,atleast,tojudgeforhimself,saidMr。Gresham。
  Mydearuncle,butIassureyou,saidHal,earnestly,there’snojudgingaboutthematter,becausereally,uponmyword,LadyDianasaiddistinctly,thathersonsweretohaveuniforms,whitefacedwithgreen,andagreenandwhitecockadeintheirhats。
  Maybeso,saidMr。Gresham,stillwiththesamelookofcalmsimplicity。putonyourhats,boys,andcomewithme。Iknowagentlemanwhosesonsaretobeatthisarcherymeeting,andwewillinquireintoalltheparticularsfromhim。Then,afterwehaveseenhimitisnoteleveno’clockyetweshallhavetimeenoughtowalkontoBristol,andchoosetheclothforBen’suniform,ifitisnecessary。
  Icannottellwhattomakeofallhesays,whisperedHal,ashereacheddownhishat。doyouthink,Ben,hemeanstogiveyouthisuniform,ornot?
  Ithink,saidBen,thathemeanstogivemeone,ifitisnecessary。
  or,ashesaid,ifIthinkitisnecessary。
  Andthattobesureyouwill。won’tyou?orelseyou’llbeagreatfool,Iknow,afterallI’vetoldyou。HowcananyoneintheworldknowsomuchaboutthematterasI,whohavedinedwithLadyDianaSweepstakesbutyesterday,andheardallaboutitfrombeginningtoend?Andasforthisgentlemanthatwearegoingto,I’msure,ifheknowsanythingaboutthematter,he’llsayexactlythesameasIdo。
  Weshallhear,saidBen,withadegreeofcomposurewhichHalcouldbynomeanscomprehendwhenauniformwasinquestion。
  ThegentlemanuponwhomMr。Greshamcalledhadthreesons,whowerealltobeatthisarcherymeeting。andtheyunanimouslyassuredhim,inthepresenceofHalandBen,thattheyhadneverthoughtofbuyinguniformsforthisgrandoccasion,andthat,amongstthenumberoftheiracquaintance,theyknewofbutthreeboyswhosefriendsintendedtobeatsuchanUNNECESSARYexpense。Halstoodamazed。
  Sucharethevarietiesofopinionuponallthegrandaffairsoflife,
  saidMr。Gresham,lookingathisnephews。Whatamongstonesetofpeopleyouhearassertedtobeabsolutelynecessary,youwillhearfromanothersetofpeopleisquiteunnecessary。Allthatcanbedone,mydearboys,inthesedifficultcases,istojudgeforyourselves,whichopinions,andwhichpeople,arethemostreasonable。
  Hal,whohadbeenmoreaccustomedtothinkofwhatwasfashionable,thanofwhatwasreasonable,withoutatallconsideringthegoodsenseofwhathisunclesaidtohim,replied,withchildishpetulance,Indeed,sir,I
  don’tknowwhatotherpeoplethink。butIonlyknowwhatLadyDianaSweepstakessaid。ThenameofLadyDianaSweepstakes,Halthought,mustimpressallpresentwithrespect。hewashighlyastonished,when,ashelookedround,hesawasmileofcontemptuponeveryone’scountenance:
  andhewasyetfurtherbewildered,whenheheardherspokenofasaverysilly,extravagant,ridiculouswoman,whoseopinionnoprudentpersonwouldaskuponanysubject,andwhoseexamplewastobeshunned,insteadofbeingimitated。
  Ay,mydearHal,saidhisuncle,smilingathislookofamazement,thesearesomeofthethingsthatyoungpeoplemustlearnfromexperience。Alltheworlddonotagreeinopinionaboutcharacters:youwillhearthesamepersonadmiredinonecompany,andblamedinanother。
  sothatwemuststillcomeroundtothesamepoint,’Judgeforyourself。’
  Hal’sthoughtswere,however,atpresenttoofulloftheuniformtoallowhisjudgmenttoactwithperfectimpartiality。Assoonastheirvisitwasover,andallthetimetheywalkeddownthehillfromPrince’sBuilding’stowardsBristol,hecontinuedtorepeatnearlythesamearguments,whichhehadformerlyused,respectingnecessity,theuniform,andLadyDianaSweepstakes。ToallthisMr。Greshammadenoreply,andlongerhadtheyounggentlemanexpatiateduponthesubject,whichhadsostronglyseizeduponhisimagination,hadnothissensesbeenforciblyassailedatthisinstantbythedeliciousodoursandtemptingsightofcertaincakesandjelliesinapastrycook’sshop。Oh,uncle,saidhe,ashisunclewasgoingtoturnthecornertopursuetheroadtoBristol,lookatthosejellies!pointingtoaconfectioner’sshop。Imustbuysomeofthosegoodthings,forIhavegotsomehalfpenceinmypocket。
  Yourhavinghalfpenceinyourpocketisanexcellentreasonforeating,
  saidMr。Gresham,smiling。
  ButIreallyamhungry,saidHal。youknow,uncle,itisagoodwhilesincebreakfast。
  Hisuncle,whowasdesiroustoseehisnephewsactwithoutrestraint,thathemightjudgetheircharacters,bidthemdoastheypleased。
  Come,then,Ben,ifyou’veanyhalfpenceinyourpocket。
  I’mnothungry,saidBen。
  IsupposeTHATmeansthatyou’venohalfpence,saidHal,laughing,withthelookofsuperioritywhichhehadbeentaughttothinktheRICHmightassumetowardsthosewhowereconvictedeitherofpovertyoreconomy。
  Wastenot,wantnot,saidBentohimself。Contrarytohiscousin’ssurmise,hehappenedtohavetwopennyworthofhalfpenceactuallyinhispocket。
  AttheverymomentHalsteppedintothepastrycook’sshop,apoor,industriousman,withawoodenleg,whousuallysweepsthedirtycornerofthewalkwhichturnsatthisspottotheWells,heldhishattoBen,who,afterglancinghiseyeatthepetitioner’swellwornbroom,instantlyproducedhistwopence。IwishIhadmorehalfpenceforyou,mygoodman,saidhe。butI’veonlytwopence。
  HalcameoutofMr。Millar’s,theconfectioner’sshop,withahatfulofcakesinhishand。Mr。Millar’sdogwassittingontheflagsbeforethedoor,andhelookedupwithawistful,beggingeyeatHal,whowaseatingaqueencake。Hal,whowaswastefuleveninhisgood-nature,threwawholequeencaketothedog,whoswalloweditforasinglemouthful。
  Theregoestwopenceintheformofaqueencake,saidMr。Gresham。
  Halnextofferedsomeofhiscakestohisuncleandcousin。buttheythankedhim,andrefusedtoeatany,because,theysaid,theywerenothungry。soheateandateashewalkedalong,tillatlasthestopped,andsaid,Thisbuntastessobadafterthequeencakes,Ican’tbearit!andhewasgoingtoflingitfromhimintotheriver。
  Oh,itisapitytowastethatgoodbun。wemaybegladofityet,saidBen。giveitmeratherthanthrowitaway。
  Why,Ithoughtyousaidyouwerenothungry,saidHal。
  True,Iamnothungrynow。butthatisnoreasonwhyIshouldneverbehungryagain。
  Well,thereisthecakeforyou。Takeit。forithasmademesick,andIdon’tcarewhatbecomesofit。
  Benfoldedtherefusebitofhiscousin’sbuninapieceofpaper,andputitintohispocket。
  I’mbeginningtobeexceedingtiredorsickorsomething,saidHal。
  andasthereisastandofcoachessomewherehereabouts,hadnotwebettertakeacoach,insteadofwalkingallthewaytoBristol?
  Forastoutarcher,saidMr。Gresham,youaremoreeasilytiredthanonemighthaveexpected。However,withallmyheart,letustakeacoach,forBenaskedmetoshowhimthecathedralyesterday。andI
  believeIshouldfinditrathertoomuchformetowalksofar,thoughI
  amnotsickwitheatinggoodthings。
  THECATHEDRAL!saidHal,afterhehadbeenseatedinthecoachaboutaquarterofanhour,andhadsomewhatrecoveredfromhissickness——thecathedral!Why,areweonlygoingtoBristoltoseethecathedral?I
  thoughtwecameouttoseeaboutauniform。
  TherewasadulnessandmelancholykindofstupidityinHal’scountenanceashepronouncedthesewords,likeonewakeningfromadream,whichmadebothhisuncleandhiscousinburstouta-laughing。
  Why,saidHal,whowasnowpiqued,I’msureyoudidsay,uncle,youwouldgotoMr。Hall’stochoosetheclothfortheuniform。
  Verytrue,andsoIwill,saidMr。Gresham。butweneednotmakeawholemorning’swork,needwe,oflookingatapieceofcloth?Cannotweseeauniformandacathedralbothinonemorning?
  Theywentfirsttothecathedral。Hal’sheadwastoofulloftheuniformtotakeanynoticeofthepaintedwindow,whichimmediatelycaughtBen’sembarrassedattention。HelookedatthelargestainedfiguresontheGothicwindow,andheobservedtheircolouredshadowsonthefloorandwalls。
  Mr。Gresham,whoperceivedthathewaseageronallsubjectstogaininformation,tookthisopportunityoftellinghimseveralthingsaboutthelostartofpaintingonglass,Gothicarches,etc。,whichHalthoughtextremelytiresome。
  Come!come!weshallbelateindeed,saidHal。surelyyou’velookedlongenough,Ben,atthisblueandredwindow。
  I’monlythinkingaboutthesecolouredshadows,saidBen。
  Icanshowyouwhenwegohome,Ben,saidhisuncle,anentertainingpaperuponsuchshadows。*
  *VidePriestley’sHistoryofVision,chapteroncolouredshadows。
  Hark!criedBen,didyouhearthatnoise?Theyalllistened。andtheyheardabirdsinginginthecathedral。
  It’souroldrobin,sir,saidtheladwhohadopenedthecathedraldoorforthem。
  Yes,saidMr。Gresham,thereheis,boys——look——perchedupontheorgan。heoftensitsthere,andsings,whilsttheorganisplaying。
  And,continuedtheladwhoshowedthecathedral,hehaslivedherethesemany,manywinters。Theysayheisfifteenyearsold。andheissotame,poorfellow!thatifIhadabitofbreadhe’dcomedownandfeedinmyhand。
  I’veabitofbunhere,criedBen,joyfully,producingtheremainsofthebunwhichHalbutanhourbeforewouldhavethrownaway。Pray,letusseethepoorrobineatoutofyourhand。
  Theladcrumbledthebun,andcalledtotherobin,whoflutteredandchirped,andseemedrejoicedatthesightofthebread。butyethedidnotcomedownfromhispinnacleontheorgan。
  HeisafraidofUS,saidBen。heisnotusedtoeatbeforestrangers,Isuppose。
  Ah,no,sir,saidtheyoungman,withadeepsigh,thatisnotthething。Heisusedenoughtoeataforecompany。Timewashe’dhavecomedownformebeforeeversomanyfinefolks,andhaveeathiscrumbsoutofmyhand,atmyfirstcall。but,poorfellow!it’snothisfaultnow。
  Hedoesnotknowmenow,sir,sincemyaccident,becauseofthisgreatblackpatch。Theyoungmanputhishandtohisrighteye,whichwascoveredwithahugeblackpatch。BenaskedwhatACCIDENThemeant。andtheladtoldhimthat,butafewweeksago,hehadlostthesightofhiseyebythestrokeofastone,whichreachedhimashewaspassingundertherocksatCliftonunluckilywhentheworkmenwereblasting。Idon’tmindsomuchformyself,sir,saidthelad。butIcan’tworksowellnow,asIusedtodobeforemyaccident,formyoldmother,whohashadaSTROKEofthepalsy。andI’veamanylittlebrothersandsistersnotwellableyettogettheirownlivelihood,thoughtheybeaswillingaswillingcanbe。
  Wheredoesyourmotherlive?saidMr。Gresham。
  Hardby,sir,justclosetothechurchhere:itwasHERthatalwayshadtheshowingofittostrangers,tillshelosttheuseofherpoorlimbs。
  Shallwe,maywe,uncle,gothatway?Thisisthehouse。isnotit?
  saidBen,whentheywentoutofthecathedral。
  Theywentintothehouse。itwasratherahovelthanahouse。but,poorasitwas,itwasasneatasmiserycouldmakeit。Theoldwomanwassittingupinherwretchedbed,windingworsted。fourmeagre,ill-
  clothed,palechildrenwereallbusy,someofthemstickingpinsinpaperforthepin-maker,andotherssortingragsforthepaper-maker。
  Whatahorridplaceitis!saidHal,sighing。Ididnotknowthereweresuchshockingplacesintheworld。I’veoftenseenterrible-
  looking,tumble-downplaces,aswedrovethroughthetowninmamma’scarriage。butthenIdidnotknowwholivedinthem。andIneversawtheinsideofanyofthem。Itisverydreadful,indeed,tothinkthatpeopleareforcedtoliveinthisway。Iwishmammawouldsendmesomemorepocket-money,thatImightdosomethingforthem。Ihadhalfacrown。
  but,continuedhe,feelinginhispockets,I’mafraidIspentthelastshillingofitthismorninguponthosecakesthatmademesick。IwishI
  hadmyshillingnow,I’dgiveittothesepoorpeople。
  Ben,thoughhewasallthistimesilent,wasassorryashistalkativecousinforallthesepoorpeople。Buttherewassomedifferencebetweenthesorrowofthesetwoboys。
  Hal,afterhewasagainseatedinthehackney-coach,andhadrattledthroughthebusystreetsofBristol,forafewminutesquiteforgotthespectacleofmiserywhichhehadseen。andthegayshopsinWineStreetandtheideaofhisgreenandwhiteuniformwhollyoccupiedhisimagination。
  Nowforouruniforms!criedhe,ashejumpedeagerlyoutofthecoach,whenhisunclestoppedatthewoollen-draper’sdoor。
  Uncle,saidBen,stoppingMr。Greshambeforehegotoutofthecarriage,Idon’tthinkauniformisatallnecessaryforme。I’mverymuchobligedtoyou。butIwouldrathernothaveone。Ihaveaverygoodcoat,andIthinkitwouldbewaste。
  Well,letmegetoutofthecarriage,andwewillseeaboutit,saidMr。Gresham。perhapsthesightofthebeautifulgreenandwhitecloth,andtheepauletteshaveyoueverconsideredtheepaulettes?maytemptyoutochangeyourmind。
  Oh,no,saidBen,laughing。Ishallnotchangemymind,
  Thegreencloth,andthewhitecloth,andtheepauletteswereproduced,toHal’sinfinitesatisfaction。Hisuncletookupapen,andcalculatedforafewminutes。then,showingthebackoftheletter,uponwhichhewaswriting,tohisnephews,Castupthesesums,boys,saidhe,andtellmewhetherIamright。
  Ben,doyoudoit,saidHal,alittleembarrassed。Iamnotquickatfigures。BenWAS,andhewentoverhisuncle’scalculationveryexpeditiously。
  Itisright,isit?saidMr。Gresham。
  Yes,sir,quiteright。
  Then,bythiscalculation,IfindIcould,forlessthanhalfthemoneyyouruniformswouldcost,purchaseforeachofyouboysawarmgreat-
  coat,whichyouwillwant,Ihaveanotion,thiswinterupontheDowns。
  Oh,sir,saidHal,withanalarmedlook。butitisnotwinterYET。itisnotcoldweatherYET。Wesha’n’twantgreatcoatsYET。
  Don’tyourememberhowcoldwewere,Hal,thedaybeforeyesterday,inthatsharpwind,whenwewereflyingourkiteupontheDowns?andwinterwillcome,thoughitisnotcomeyet——Iamsure,Ishouldliketohaveagoodwarmgreat-coatverymuch。
  Mr。GreshamtooksixguineasoutofhispurseandheplacedthreeofthembeforeHal,andthreebeforeBen。Younggentlemen,saidhe,Ibelieveyouruniformswouldcometoaboutthreeguineasapiece。NowIwilllayoutthismoneyforyoujustasyouplease。Hal,whatsayyou?
  Why,sir,saidHal,agreat-coatisagoodthing,tobesure。andthen,afterthegreat-coat,asyousaiditwouldonlycosthalfasmuchastheuniform,therewouldbesomemoneytospare,wouldnotthere?
  Yes,mydear,aboutfive-and-twentyshillings。
  Five-and-twentyshillings?——Icouldbuyanddoagreatmanythings,tobesure,withfive-and-twentyshillings。butthen,THETHINGIS,Imustgowithouttheuniform,ifIhavethegreat-coat。
  Certainly,saidhisuncle。
  Ah!saidHal,sighing,ashelookedattheepaulettes,uncle,ifyouwouldnotbedispleased,ifIchoosetheuniform——
  Ishallnotbedispleasedatyourchoosingwhateveryoulikebest,saidMr。Gresham。
  Well,then,thankyou,sir,saidHal。IthinkIhadbetterhavetheuniform,because,ifIhavenottheuniform,now,directly,itwillbeofnousetome,asthearcherymeetingistheweekafternext,youknow。
  and,astothegreat-coat,perhapsbetweenthistimeandtheVERYcoldweather,which,perhaps,won’tbetillChristmas,papawillbuyagreat-
  coatforme。andI’llaskmammatogivemesomepocketmoneytogiveaway,andshewill,perhaps。Toallthisconclusive,conditionalreasoning,whichdependeduponthewordPERHAPS,threetimesrepeated,Mr。Greshammadenoreply。butheimmediatelyboughttheuniformforHal,anddesiredthatitshouldbesenttoLadyDianaSweepstakes’son’stailor,tobemadeup。ThemeasureofHal’shappinesswasnowcomplete。
  AndhowamItolayoutthethreeguineasforyou,Ben?saidMr。
  Gresham。speak,whatdoyouwishforfirst?
  Agreat-coat,uncle,ifyouplease。Greshamboughtthecoat。and,afteritwaspaidfor,five-and-twentyshillingsofBen’sthreeguineasremained。
  Whatnext,myboy?saidhisuncle。
  Arrows,uncle,ifyouplease。threearrows。
  Mydear,Ipromisedyouabowandarrows。
  No,uncle,youonlysaidabow。
  Well,Imeantabowandarrows。I’mgladyouaresoexact,however。Itisbettertoclaimlessthanmorethanwhatispromised。Thethreearrowsyoushallhave。Butgoon。howshallIdisposeofthesefive-and-
  twentyshillingsforyou?
  Inclothes,ifyouwillbesogood,uncle,forthatpoorboywhohasthegreatblackpatchonhiseye。
  Ialwaysbelieved,saidMr。Gresham,shakinghandswithBen,thateconomyandgenerositywerethebestfriends,insteadofbeingenemies,assomesilly,extravagantpeoplewouldhaveusthinkthem。Choosethepoor,blindboy’scoat,mydearnephew,andpayforit。There’snooccasionformypraisingyouaboutthematter。Yourbestrewardisinyourownmind,child。andyouwantnoother,orI’mmistaken。Now,jumpintothecoach,boys,andlet’sbeoff。Weshallbelate,I’mafraid,
  continuedhe,asthecoachdroveon:butImustletyoustop,Ben,withyourgoods,atthepoorboy’sdoor。
  Whentheycametothehouse,Mr。Greshamopenedthecoachdoor,andBenjumpedoutwithhisparcelunderhisarm。
  Stay,stay!youmusttakemewithyou,saidhispleaseduncle。Iliketoseepeoplemadehappy,aswellasyoudo。
  AndsodoI,too,saidHal。letmecomewithyou。Ialmostwishmyuniformwasnotgonetothetailor’s,soIdo。AndwhenhesawthelookofdelightandgratitudewithwhichthepoorboyreceivedtheclotheswhichBengavehim。andwhenheheardthemotherandchildrenthankhim,hesighed,andsaid,Well,Ihopemammawillgivemesomemorepocketmoneysoon。
  Uponhisreturnhome,however,thesightoftheFAMOUSbowandarrow,whichLadyDianaSweepstakeshadsenthim,recalledtohisimaginationallthejoysofhisgreenandwhiteuniform。andhenolongerwishedthatithadnotbeensenttothetailor’s。
  ButIdon’tunderstand,CousinHal,saidlittlePatty,whyyoucallthisbowaFAMOUSbow。Yousayfamousveryoften。andIdon’tknowexactlywhatitmeans。afamousuniform——famousdoings。Irememberyousaidtherearetobefamousdoings,thefirstofSeptember,upontheDowns。Whatdoesfamousmean?
  Oh,why,famousmeans——now,don’tyouknowwhatfamousmeans?Itmeans——
  itisawordthatpeoplesay——itisthefashiontosayit——itmeans——itmeansfamous。Pattylaughed,andsaid,Thisdoesnotexplainittome。
  No,saidHal,norcanitbeexplained:ifyoudon’tunderstandit,that’snotmyfault。Everybodybutlittlechildren,Isuppose,understandsit。butthere’snoexplainingTHOSESORTofwords,ifyoudon’tTAKETHEMatonce。There’stobefamousdoingsupontheDowns,thefirstofSeptember。thatisgrand,fine。Inshort,whatdoesitsignifytalkinganylonger,Patty,aboutthematter?Givememybow,forImustgooutupontheDownsandpractise。
  Benaccompaniedhimwiththebowandthethreearrowswhichhisunclehadnowgiventohim。and,everyday,thesetwoboyswentoutupontheDownsandpractisedshootingwithindefatigableperseverance。Whereequalpainsaretaken,successisusuallyfoundtobeprettynearlyequal。Ourtwoarchers,byconstantpractice,becameexpertmarksmen。andbeforethedayoftrial,theyweresoexactlymatchedinpointofdexterity,thatitwasscarcelypossibletodecidewhichwassuperior。
  ThelongexpectedlstofSeptemberatlengtharrived。Whatsortofadayisit?wasthefirstquestionthatwasaskedbyHalandBenthemomentthattheywakened。Thesunshonebright,buttherewasasharpandhighwind。Ha!saidBen,Ishallbegladofmygoodgreat-coatto-day。forI’veanotionitwillberathercoldupontheDowns,especiallywhenwearestandingstill,aswemust,whilstallthepeopleareshooting。
  Oh,nevermind!Idon’tthinkIshallfeelitcoldatall,saidHal,ashedressedhimselfinhisnewgreenandwhiteuniform。andheviewedhimselfwithmuchcomplacency。
  Goodmorningtoyou,uncle。howdoyoudo?saidhe,inavoiceofexultation,whenheenteredthebreakfast-room。Howdoyoudo?seemedrathertomean,Howdoyoulikemeinmyuniform?Andhisuncle’scool,Verywell,Ithankyou,Hal,disappointedhim,asitseemedonlytosay,Youruniformmakesnodifferenceinmyopinionofyou。
  EvenlittlePattywentoneatingherbreakfastmuchasusual,andtalkedofthepleasureofwalkingwithherfathertotheDowns,andofallthelittlethingswhichinterestedher。sothatHal’sepauletteswerenottheprincipalobjectinanyone’simaginationbuthisown。
  Papa,saidPatty,aswegoupthehillwherethereissomuchredmud,Imusttakecaretopickmywaynicely。andImustholdupmyfrock,asyoudesiredme,and,perhaps,youwillbesogood,ifIamnottroublesome,toliftmeovertheverybadplacewherearenostepping-
  stones。Myankleisentirelywell,andI’mgladofthat,orelseI
  shouldnotbeabletowalksofarastheDowns。Howgoodyouweretome,Ben,whenIwasinpainthedayIsprainedmyankle!Youplayedatjackstrawsandatcat’s-cradlewithme。Oh,thatputsmeinmind——hereareyourgloveswhichIaskedyouthatnighttoletmemend。I’vebeenagreatwhileaboutthem。butarenottheynotveryneatlymended,papa?
  Lookatthesewing。
  Iamnotaverygoodjudgeofsewing,mydearlittlegirl,saidMr。
  Gresham,examiningtheworkwithacloseandscrupulouseye。but,inmyopinion,hereisonestitchthatisrathertoolong。Thewhiteteetharenotquiteeven。
  Oh,papa,I’lltakeoutthatlongtoothinaminute,saidPatty,laughing。Ididnotthinkthatyouwouldobserveitsosoon。
  Iwouldnothaveyoutrusttomyblindness,saidherfather,strokingherhead,fondly。Iobserveeverything。Iobserve,forinstance,thatyouareagratefullittlegirl,andthatyouaregladtobeofusetothosewhohavebeenkindtoyou。andforthisIforgiveyouthelongstitch。
  Butit’sout,it’sout,papa,saidPatty。andthenexttimeyourgloveswantmending,Ben,I’llmendthembetter。
  Theyareverynice,Ithink,saidBen,drawingthemon。andIammuchobligedtoyou。IwasjustwishingIhadapairofglovestokeepmyfingerswarmto-day,forInevercanshootwellwhenmyhandsarebenumbed。Look,Hal。youknowhowraggedthesegloveswere。yousaidtheyweregoodfornothingbuttothrowaway。nowlook,there’snotaholeinthem,saidhe,spreadinghisfingers。
  Now,isitnotveryextraordinary,saidHaltohimself,thattheyshouldgoonsolongtalkingaboutanoldpairofgloves,withoutsayingscarcelyawordaboutmynewuniform?Well,theyoungSweepstakesandLadyDianawilltalkenoughaboutit。that’sonecomfort。Isnotittimetothinkofsettingout,sir?saidHaltohisuncle。Thecompany,youknow,aretomeetattheOstrichattwelve,andtheracetobeginatone,andLadyDiana’shorses,Iknowwereorderedtobeatthedooratten。
  Mr。Stephen,thebutler,hereinterruptedthehurryingyounggentlemaninhiscalculations。There’sapoorlad,sir,below,withagreatblackpatchonhisrighteye,whoiscomefromBristol,andwantstospeakawordwiththeyounggentlemen,ifyouplease。Itoldhimtheywerejustgoingoutwithyou。buthesayshewon’tdetainthemmorethanhalfaminute。
  Showhimup,showhimup,saidMr。Gresham。
  But,Isuppose,saidHal,withasigh,thatStephenmistook,whenhesaidtheyoungGENTLEMEN。heonlywantstoseeBen,Idaresay。I’msurehehasnoreasontowanttoseeme。
  Herehecomes——Oh,Ben,heisdressedinthenewcoatyougavehim,
  whisperedHal,whowasreallyagood-naturedboy,thoughextravagant。
  Howmuchbetterhelooksthanhedidintheraggedcoat!Ah!helookedatyoufirst,Ben——andwellhemay!
  Theboybowed,withoutanycringingservility,butwithanopen,decentfreedominhismanner,whichexpressedthathehadbeenobliged,butthatheknewhisyoungbenefactorwasnotthinkingoftheobligation。Hemadeaslittledistinctionaspossiblebetweenhisbowstothetwocousins。
  AsIwassentwithamessage,bytheclerkofourparish,toRedlandchapeloutontheDowns,to-day,sir,saidhetoMr。Gresham,knowingyourhouselayinmyway,mymother,sir,bidmecall,andmakeboldtooffertheyounggentlementwolittleworstedballsthatshehasworkedforthem,continuedthelad,pullingoutofhispockettwoworstedballsworkedingreenandorange-colouredstripes。Theyarebutpoorthings,sir,shebidmesay,tolookat。but,consideringshehasbutonehandtoworkwith,andthatherlefthand,you’llnotdespise’em,wehopes。HeheldtheballstoBenandHal。Theyarebothalike,gentlemen,saidhe。Ifyou’llbepleasedtotake’emthey’rebetterthantheylook,fortheyboundhigherthanyourhead。Icutthecorkroundfortheinsidemyself,whichwasallIcoulddo。
  Theyareniceballs,indeed:wearemuchobligedtoyou,saidtheboysastheyreceivedthem,andtheyprovedthemimmediately。Theballsstruckthefloorwithadelightfulsound,andreboundedhigherthanMr。
  Gresham’shead。LittlePattyclappedherhandsjoyfully。Butnowathunderingdoublerapatthedoorwasheard。
  TheMasterSweepstakes,sir,saidStephen,arecomeforMasterHal。
  Theysaythatalltheyounggentlemenwhohavearcheryuniformsaretowalktogether,inabody,Ithinktheysay,sir。andtheyaretoparadealongtheWellWalk,theydesiredmetosay,sir,withadrumandfife,andsoupthehillbyPrince’sPlace,andalltogoupontheDownstogether,totheplaceofmeeting。IamnotsureI’mright,sir。forboththeyounggentlemenspokeatonce,andthewindisveryhighatthestreetdoor。sothatIcouldnotwellmakeoutalltheysaid。butI
  believethisisthesenseofit。
  Yes,yes,saidHal,eagerly,it’sallright。IknowthatisjustwhatwassettledthedayIdinedatLadyDiana’s。andLadyDianaandagreatpartyofgentlemenaretoride——
  Well,thatisnothingtothepurpose,interruptedMr。Gresham。Don’tkeeptheseMasterSweepstakeswaiting。Decide——doyouchoosetogowiththemorwithus?
  Sir——uncle——sir,youknow,sincealltheUNIFORMSagreedtogotogether——
  Offwithyou,then,Mr。Uniform,ifyoumeantogo,saidMr。Gresham。
  Halrandownstairsinsuchahurrythatheforgothisbowandarrows。
  Bendiscoveredthiswhenhewenttofetchhisown。andtheladfromBristol,whohadbeenorderedbyMr。GreshamtoeathisbreakfastbeforeheproceededtoRedlandChapel,heardBentalkingabouthiscousin’sbowandarrows。Iknow,saidBen,hewillbesorrynottohavehisbowwithhim,becauseherearethegreenknotstiedtoit,tomatchhiscockade:andhesaidthattheboyswerealltocarrytheirbows,aspartoftheshow。
  Ifyou’llgivemeleave,sir,saidthepoorBristollad,Ishallhaveplentyoftime。andI’llrundowntotheWellWalkaftertheyounggentleman,andtakehimhisbowandarrows。
  Willyou?Ishallbemuchobligedtoyou,saidBen。andawaywenttheboywiththebowthatwasornamentedwithgreenribands。
  ThepublicwalkleadingtotheWellswasfullofcompany。ThewindowsofallthehousesinSt。Vincent’sParadewerecrowdedwithwelldressedladies,whowerelookingoutinexpectationofthearcheryprocession。
  Partiesofgentlemenandladies,andamotleycrowdofspectators,wereseenmovingbackwardsandforwards,undertherocks,ontheoppositesideofthewater。Abarge,withcolouredstreamersflying,waswaitingtotakeupapartywhoweregoinguponthewater。Thebargemenrestedupontheiroars,andgazedwithbroadfacesofcuriosityuponthebusyscenethatappeareduponthepublicwalk。
  ThearchersandarcheresseswerenowdrawnupontheflagsunderthesemicircularpiazzajustbeforeMrs。Yearsley’slibrary。Alittlebandofchildren,whohadbeenmusteredbyLadyDianaSweepstakes’SPIRITED
  EXERTIONS,closedtheprocession。Theywerenowallinreadiness。Thedrummeronlywaitedforherladyship’ssignal。andthearchers’corpsonlywaitedforherladyship’swordofcommandtomarch。
  Whereareyourbowandarrows,mylittleman?saidherladyshiptoHal,asshereviewedherLilliputianregiment。Youcan’tmarch,man,withoutyourarms?
  Halhaddespatchedamessengerforhisforgottenbow,butthemessengerreturnednot。Helookedfromsidetosideingreatdistress——Oh,there’smybowcoming,Ideclare!criedhe。look,Iseethebowandtheribands。Looknow,betweenthetrees,CharlesSweepstakes,ontheHotwellWalk。itiscoming!
  Butyou’vekeptusallwaitingaconfoundedtime,saidhisimpatientfriend。
  Itisthatgood-naturedpoorfellowfromBristol,Iprotest,thathasbroughtitme。I’msureIdon’tdeserveitfromhim,saidHal,tohimself,whenhesawtheladwiththeblackpatchonhiseyerunning,quiteoutofbreath,towardshim,withhisbowandarrows。
  Fallback,mygoodfriend——fallback,saidthemilitarylady,assoonashehaddeliveredthebowtoHal。Imean,standoutoftheway,foryourgreatpatchcutsnofigureamongstus。Don’tfollowsoclose,now,asifyoubelongedtous,pray。
  Thepoorboyhadnoambitiontopartakethetriumph。heFELLBACKassoonasheunderstoodthemeaningofthelady’swords。Thedrumbeat,thefifeplayed,thearchersmarched,thespectatorsadmired。Halsteppedproudly,andfeltasiftheeyesofthewholeuniversewereuponhisepaulettes,oruponthefacingsofhisuniform。whilstallthetimehewasconsideredonlyaspartofashow。
  Thewalkappearedmuchshorterthanusual,andhewasextremelysorrythatLadyDiana,whentheywerehalf-wayupthehillleadingtoPrince’sPlace,mountedherhorse,becausetheroadwasdirty,andallthegentlemenandladieswhoaccompaniedherfollowedherexample。
  Wecanleavethechildrentowalk,youknow,saidshetothegentlemanwhohelpedhertomountherhorse。Imustcalltosomeofthem,though,andleaveorderswheretheyaretojoin。
  Shebeckoned:andHal,whowasforemost,andproudtoshowhisalacrity,ranontoreceiveherladyship’sorders。Now,aswehavebeforeobserved,itwasasharpandwindyday。andthoughLadyDianaSweepstakeswasactuallyspeakingtohim,andlookingathim,hecouldnotpreventhisnosefromwantingtobeblowed:hepulledouthishandkerchiefandoutrolledthenewballwhichhadbeengiventohimjustbeforehelefthome,andwhich,accordingtohisusualcarelesshabits,hehadstuffedintohispocketsinhishurry。Oh,mynewball!criedhe,asheranafterit。Ashestoppedtopickitup,heletgohishat,whichhehadhithertoheldonwithanxiouscare。forthehat,thoughithadafinegreenandwhitecockade,hadnobandorstringroundit。Thestring,aswemayrecollect,ourwastefulherohadusedinspinninghistop。Thehatwastoolargeforhisheadwithoutthisband。asuddengustofwindblewitoff。LadyDiana’shorsestartedandreared。ShewasaFAMOUS
  horsewoman,andsathimtotheadmirationofallbeholders。buttherewasapuddleofredclayandwaterinthisspot,andherladyship’suniformhabitwasasuffererbytheaccident。Carelessbrat!saidshe,whycan’thekeephishatuponhishead?Inthemeantime,thewindblewthehatdownthehill,andHalranafteritamidstthelaughterofhiskindfriends,theyoungSweepstakes,andtherestofthelittleregiment。Thehatwaslodged,atlength,uponabank。Halpursuedit:
  hethoughtthisbankwashard,but,alas!themomenthesethisfootuponitthefootsank。Hetriedtodrawitback。hisotherfootslipped,andhefellprostrate,inhisgreenandwhiteuniform,intothetreacherousbedofredmud。Hiscompanions,whohadhalteduponthetopofthehill,stoodlaughing,spectatorsofhismisfortune。
  Ithappenedthatthepoorboywiththeblackpatchuponhiseye,whohadbeenorderedbyLadyDianatofallbackandtokeepatadistance,
  wasnowcomingupthehill。andthemomenthesawourfallenhero,hehastenedtohisassistance。HedraggedpoorHal,whowasadeplorablespectacle,outoftheredmud。Theobligingmistressofalodginghouse,assoonassheunderstoodthattheyounggentlemanwasnephewtoMr。
  Gresham,towhomshehadformerlyletherhouse,receivedHal,coveredashewaswithdirt。
  ThepoorBristolladhastenedtoMr。Gresham’sforcleanstockingsandshoesforHal。Hewasunwillingtogiveuphisuniform:itwasrubbedandrubbed,andaspothereandtherewaswashedout。andhekeptcontinuallyrepeating,——Whenit’sdryitwillallbrushoff——whenit’sdryitwillallbrushoff,won’tit?Butsoonthefearofbeingtoolateatthearcherymeetingbegantobalancethedreadofappearinginhisstainedhabiliments。andhenowasanxiouslyrepeated,whilstthewomanheldthewetcoattothefire,Oh,Ishallbetoolate。indeed,I
  shallbetoolate。makehaste。itwillneverdry。holditnearer——nearertothefire。Ishalllosemyturntoshoot。oh,givemethecoat。I
  don’tmindhowitis,ifIcanbutgetiton。