首页 >出版文学> The Parent’s Assistant>第5章
  But,Philip,saidMrs。Price,I’llholdthejug——you’llbelatewithyourmessagetoyourmother。we’llnotdetainyouanylonger。
  Philipdeparted,andashewentoutofthegarden-wicket,helookedup,andsawBabandhermaidBettystaringoutofthewindow,asusual。Onthis,heimmediatelyturnedbacktotrywhetherhehadshutthegatefast,lesttheguinea-henmightstrayout,andfallagainintothehandsoftheenemy。
  MissBarbara,inthecourseofthisday,feltconsiderablemortification,butnocontrition。Shewasvexedthathermeannesswasdiscovered,butshefeltnodesiretocureherselfofanyofherfaults。Theballwasstilluppermostinhervain,selfishsoul。Well,saidshetoherconfidante,Betty,youhearhowthingshaveturnedout。butifMissSomerswon’tthinkofaskingmetogooutwithher,I’veanotionIknowwhowill。Aspapasays,it’sagoodthingtohavetwostringstoone’sbow。
  Now,someofficers,whowerequarteredatShrewsbury,hadbecomeacquaintedwithMr。Case。Theyhadgottenintosomequarrelwithatradesmanofthetown,andAttorneyCasehadpromisedtobringthemthroughtheaffair,asthemanthreatenedtotakethelawofthem。Uponthefaithofthispromise,andwiththevainhopethat,bycivility,theymightdisposehimtobringinaREASONABLEbillofcosts,theseofficerssometimesinvitedMr。Casetothemess。andoneofthem,whohadlatelybeenmarried,prevaileduponhisbrideSOMETIMEStotakealittlenoticeofMissBarbara。ItwaswiththisladythatMissBarbaranowhopedtogototheharpers’ball。
  TheofficersandMrs。Strathspey,or,moreproperly,Mrs。Strathspeyandtheofficers,aretobreakfasthere,tomorrow,doyouknow,saidBabtoBetty。OneofthemdinedattheAbbey,to-day,andtoldpapathatthey’dallcome。Theyaregoingoutonaparty,somewhereintothecountry,andbreakfasthereontheirway。Pray,Betty,don’tforgetthatMrs。Strathspeycan’tbreakfastwithouthoney。Iheardhersaysomyself。
  Then,indeed,saidBetty,I’mafraidMrs。Strathspeywillbelikelytogowithoutherbreakfasthere。fornotaspoonfulofhoneyhavewe,letherlongforiteversomuch。
  But,surely,saidBab,wecancontrivetogetsomehoneyintheneighbourhood。
  There’snonetobebought,asIknowof,saidBetty。
  Butistherenonetobebeggedorborrowed?saidBab,laughing。DoyouforgetSusan’sbeehive?StepovertoherinthemorningwithMY
  COMPLIMENTS,andseewhatyoucando。Tellherit’sforMrs。
  Strathspey。
  InthemorningBettywentwithMissBarbara’scomplimentstoSusan,tobegsomehoneyforMrs。Strathspey,whocouldnotbreakfastwithoutit。
  Susandidnotliketopartwithherhoney,becausehermotherlovedit,andshethereforegaveBettybutasmallquantity。WhenBarbarasawhowlittleSusansent,shecalledherAMISER,andshesaidsheMUSThavesomemoreforMrs。Strathspey。I’llgomyselfandspeaktoher。Comewithme,Betty,saidtheyounglady,whofounditatpresentconvenienttoforgetherhavingdeclared,thedaythatshesuckedupthebroth,thatsheneverwouldhonourSusanwithanothervisit。Susan,saidshe,accostingthepoorgirl,whomshehaddoneeverythinginherpowertoinjure,ImustbegalittlemorehoneyfromyouforMrs。Strathspey’sbreakfast。Youknow,onaparticularoccasionsuchasthis,neighboursmusthelponeanother。
  Tobesuretheyshould,addedBetty。
  Susan,thoughshewasgenerous,wasnotweak。shewaswillingtogivetothosesheloved,butnotdisposedtoletanythingbetakenfromher,orcoaxedoutofher,bythoseshehadreasontodespise。Shecivillyanswered,thatshewassorryshehadnomorehoneytospare。
  Barbaragrewangry,andlostallcommandofherself,whenshesawthatSusan,withoutregardingherreproaches,wentonlookingthroughtheglasspaneinthebeehive。I’lltellyouwhat,SusanPrice,saidshe,inahightone,thehoneyIWILLhave,soyoumayaswellgiveittomebyfairmeans。Yesorno!Speak!Willyougiveitmeornot?Willyougivemethatpieceofthehoney-combthatliesthere?
  Thatbitofhoney-combisformymother’sbreakfast,saidSusan。I
  cannotgiveityou。
  Can’tyou?saidBab,thenseeifIdon’ttakeit!ShestretchedacrossSusanforthehoney-comb,whichwaslyingbysomerosemaryleavesthatSusanhadfreshlygatheredforhermother’stea。Babgrasped,butatherfirsteffortsheonlyreachedtherosemary。Shemadeaseconddartatthehoney-comb,and,inherstruggletoobtainit,sheoversetthebeehive。Thebeesswarmedabouther。HermaidBettyscreamedandranaway。Susan,whowasshelteredbyalaburnumtree,calledtoBarbara,uponwhomtheblackclustersofbeeswerenowsettling,andbeggedhertostandstill,andnottobeatthemaway。Ifyoustandquietlyyouwon’tbestung,perhaps。Butinsteadofstandingquietly,Babbuffetedandstampedandroared,andthebeesstungherterribly。
  Herarmsandherfaceswelledinafrightfulmanner。ShewashelpedhomebypoorSusanandtreacherousMrs。Betty,who,nowthemischiefwasdone,thoughtonlyofexculpatingherselftohermaster。
  Indeed,MissBarbara,saidshe,thiswasquitewrongofyoutogoandgetyourselfintosuchascrape。Ishallbeturnedawayforit,you’llsee。
  Idon’tcarewhetheryouareturnedawayornot,saidBarbara。Ineverfeltsuchpaininmylife。Can’tyoudosomethingforme?Idon’tmindthepaineithersomuchasbeingsuchafright。Pray,howamItobefittobeseenatbreakfastbyMrs。Strathspey。andIsupposeIcan’tgototheballeitherto-morrow,afterall!
  No,thatyoucan’texpecttodo,indeed,saidBetty,thecomforter。
  Youneednotthinkofballs。forthoselumpsandswellingswon’tgooffyourfacethisweek。That’snotwhatpainsme。butI’mthinkingofwhatyourpapawillsaytomewhenheseesyou,miss。
  Whilstthisamiablemistressandmaidwereintheiradversityrevilingoneanother,Susan,whenshesawthatshecouldbeofnofurtheruse,waspreparingtodepart,butatthehouse-door,shewasmetbyMr。Case。Mr。
  Casehadrevolvedthingsinhismind。forhissecondvisitattheAbbeypleasedhimaslittleashisfirst,owingtoafewwordswhichSirArthurandMissSomersdroppedinspeakingofSusanandFarmerPrice。Mr。Casebegantofearthathehadmistakenhisgameinquarrellingwiththisfamily。Therefusalofhispresentdweltupontheattorney’smind。andhewasawarethat,ifthehistoryofSusan’slambeverreachedtheAbbey,hewasundone。HenowthoughtthatthemostprudentcoursehecouldpossiblyfollowwouldbetoHUSHUPmatterswiththePriceswithallconvenientspeed。Consequently,whenhemetSusanathisdoor,heforcedagracioussmile。Howisyourmother,Susan?saidhe。Isthereanythinginourhousecanbeofservicetoher?Onhearinghisdaughterhecriedout,Barbara,Barbara——Bab!comedownstairs,child,andspeaktoSusanPrice。ButasnoBarbaraanswered,herfatherstalkedupstairsdirectly,openedthedoor,andstoodamazedatthespectacleofherswelledvisage。
  BettyinstantlybegantotellthestoryofBarbara’smishapherownway。
  Babcontradictedherasfastasshespoke。Theattorneyturnedthemaidawayonthespot。andpartlywithrealanger,andpartlywithfeignedaffectationofanger,hedemandedfromhisdaughterhowshedaredtotreatSusanPricesoill,when,ashesaid,shewassoneighbourlyandobligingastogiveyousomeofherhoney?Couldn’tyoubecontent,withoutseizinguponthehoney-combbyforce?Thisisscandalousbehaviour,andwhat,Iassureyou,Ican’tcountenance。
  SusannowintercededforBarbara。andtheattorney,softeninghisvoice,saidthatSusanwasagreatdealtoogoodtoher。asyouare,indeed,
  addedhe,toeverybody。Iforgiveherforyoursake。Susancurtsied,ingreatsurprise。butherlambcouldnotbeforgotten,andshelefttheattorney’shouseassoonasshecould,tomakehermother’srosemaryteabreakfast。
  Mr。CasesawthatSusanwasnotsosimpleastobetakeninbyafewfairwords。HisnextattemptwastoconciliateFarmerPrice。Thefarmerwasablunt,honestman,andhiscountenanceremainedinflexiblycontemptuous,whentheattorneyaddressedhiminhissoftesttone。
  Sostoodmattersthedayofthelongexpectedharpers’ball。MissBarbaraCase,stungbySusan’sbees,couldnot,afterallhermanoeuvres,gowithMrs。Strathspeytotheball。Theballroomwasfilledearlyintheevening。Therewasanumerousassembly。Theharpers,whocontendedfortheprize,wereplacedunderthemusic-galleryatthelowerendoftheroom。Amongstthemwasouroldblindfriend,who,ashewasnotsowellcladashiscompetitors,seemedtobedisdainedbymanyofthespectators。Sixladiesandsixgentlemenwerenowappointedtobejudgesoftheperformance。Theywereseatedinasemicircle,oppositetotheharpers。TheMissSomerses,whowerefondofmusic,wereamongsttheladiesinthesemicircle。andtheprizewaslodgedinthehandsofSirArthur。Therewasnowsilence。Thefirstharpsounded,andaseachmusiciantriedhisskill,theaudienceseemedtothinkthateachdeservedtheprize。Theoldblindmanwasthelast。Hetunedhisinstrument。andsuchasimple,patheticstrainwasheardastouchedeveryheart。Allwerefixedindelightedattention。andwhenthemusicceased,thesilenceforsomemomentscontinued。
  Thesilencewasfollowedbyauniversalbuzzofapplause。Thejudgeswereunanimousintheiropinions,anditwasdeclaredthattheoldblindharper,whoplayedthelast,deservedtheprize。
  Thesimple,patheticairwhichwonthesuffragesofthewholeassembly,washisowncomposition。Hewaspressedtogivethewordsbelongingtothemusic。andatlasthemodestlyofferedtorepeatthem,ashecouldnotseetowrite。MissSomers’readypencilwasinstantlyproduced。andtheoldharperdictatedthewordsofhisballad,whichhecalled——
  Susan’sLamentationforherLamb。
  MissSomerslookedatherbrotherfromtimetotime,asshewrote。andSirArthur,assoonastheoldmanhadfinished,tookhimaside,andaskedhimsomequestions,whichbroughtthewholehistoryofSusan’slambandofAttorneyCase’scrueltytolight。
  Theattorneyhimselfwaspresentwhentheharperbegantodictatehisballad。Hiscolour,asSirArthursteadilylookedathim,variedcontinually。tillatlength,whenheheardthewordsSusan’sLamentationforherLamb,hesuddenlyshrunkback,skulkedthroughthecrowd,anddisappeared。Weshallnotfollowhim。wehadratherfollowouroldfriend,thevictoriousharper。
  Nosoonerhadhereceivedthetenguineas,hiswellmeritedprize,thanheretiredtoasmallroombelongingtothepeopleofthehouse,askedforpen,inkandpaper,anddictated,inalowvoice,tohisboy,whowasatolerablygoodscribe,aletter,whichheorderedhimtoputdirectlyintotheShrewsburypost-office。Theboyranwiththelettertothepost-office。Hewasbutjustintime,forthepostman’shornwassounding。
  Thenextmorning,whenFarmerPrice,hiswife,andSusan,weresittingtogether,reflectingthathisweek’sleaveofabsencewasnearlyatanend,andthatthemoneywasnotyetmadeupforJohnSimpson,thesubstitute,aknockwasheardatthedoor,andthepersonwhousuallydeliveredthelettersinthevillageputaletterintoSusan’shand,saying,Apenny,ifyouplease——here’saletterforyourfather。
  Forme!saidFarmerPrice。here’sthepennythen,butwhocanitbefrom,Iwonder?Whocanthinkofwritingtome,inthisworld?Hetoreopentheletter。butthehardnameatthebottomofthepagepuzzledhim——
  yourobligedfriend,Llewellyn。
  Andwhat’sthis?saidhe,openingapaperthatwasinclosedintheletter。It’sasong,seemingly。itmustbesomebodythathasamindtomakeanAprilfoolofme。
  ButitisnotApril,itisMay,father,saidSusan。
  Well,letusreadtheletter,andweshallcometothetruthallingoodtime。
  FarmerPricesatdowninhisownchair,forhecouldnotreadentirelytohissatisfactioninanyother,andreadasfollows:——
  MYWORTHYFRIEND,——IamsureyouwillbegladtohearthatIhavehadgoodsuccessthisnight。Ihavewonthetenguineaprize,andforthatI
  aminagreatmeasureindebtedtoyoursweetdaughterSusan。asyouwillseebyalittleballadIincloseforher。Yourhospitalitytomehasaffordedtomeanopportunityoflearningsomeofyourfamilyhistory。
  Youdonot,Ihope,forgetthatIwaspresentwhenyouwerecountingthetreasureinSusan’slittlepurse,andthatIheardforwhatpurposeitwasalldestined。Youhavenot,Iknow,yetmadeupthefullsumforyoursubstitute,JohnSimpson。thereforedomethefavourtousethefiveguineabanknotewhichyouwillfindwithintheballad。YoushallnotfindmeashardacreditorasAttorneyCase。Paymethemoneyatyourownconvenience。Ifitisneverconvenienttoyoutopayit,Ishallneveraskit。Ishallgomyroundsagainthroughthiscountry,I
  believe,aboutthistimenextyear,andwillcalltoseehowyoudo,andtoplaythenewtuneforSusanandthedearlittleboys。
  Ishouldjustadd,tosetyourheartatrestaboutthemoney,thatitdoesnotdistressmeatalltolendittoyou。IamnotquitesopoorasIappeartobe。ButitismyhumourtogoaboutasIdo。Iseemoreoftheworldundermytatteredgarbthan,perhaps,Ishouldeverseeinabetterdress。Therearemanyofmyprofessionwhoareofthesamemindasmyselfinthisrespect。andweareglad,whenitliesinourway,todoanykindnesstosuchaworthyfamilyasyours——So,fareyewell。
  YourobligedFriend,LLEWELLYN。
  Susannow,byherfather’sdesire,openedtheballad。Hepickedupthefiveguineabanknote,whilstsheread,withsurprise,Susan’sLamentationforherLamb。Hermotherleanedoverhershouldertoreadthewords。buttheywereinterrupted,beforetheyhadfinishedthefirststanza,byanotherknockatthedoor。Itwasnotthepostmanwithanotherletter。ItwasSirArthurandhissisters。
  Theycamewithanintention,whichtheyweremuchdisappointedtofindthattheoldharperhadrenderedvain——theycametolendthefarmerandhisgoodfamilythemoneytopayforhissubstitute。
  But,sincewearehere,saidSirArthur,letmedomyownbusiness,whichIhadliketohaveforgotten。Mr。Price,willyoucomeoutwithme,andletmeshowyouapieceofyourland,throughwhichIwanttomakearoad。Lookthere,saidSirArthur,pointingtothespot,Iamlayingoutarideroundmyestate,andthatbitoflandofyoursstopsme。
  Why,sir,saidPrice,theland’smine,tobesure,forthatmatter。
  butIhopeyoudon’tlookuponmetobethatsortofpersonthatwouldbestiffaboutatrifleorso。
  Thefactis,saidSirArthur,Ihadheardyouwerealitigious,pig-
  headedfellow。butyoudonotseemtodeservethischaracter。
  Hopenot,sir,saidthefarmer。butaboutthematteroftheland,I
  don’twanttotakeanyadvantageofyourwishingforit。Youarewelcometoit。andIleaveittoyoutofindmeoutanotherbitoflandconvenienttomethatwillbeworthneithermorenorless。orelsetomakeupthevaluetomesomewayorother。Ineedsaynomoreaboutit。
  Ihearsomething,continuedSirArthur,afterashortsilence——Ihearsomething,Mr。Price,ofaFLAWinyourlease。Iwouldnotspeaktoyouaboutitwhilstwewerebargainingaboutyourland,lestIshouldover-
  aweyou。but,tellme,whatisthisflaw?
  Intruth,andthetruthisthefittestthingtobespokenatalltimes,
  saidthefarmer,Ididn’tknowmyselfwhataflaw,astheycallit,meant,tillIheardofthewordfromAttorneyCase。and,Itakeit,aflawisneithermorenorlessthanamistake,asoneshouldsay。Now,byreasonamandoesnotmakeamistakeonpurpose,itseemstometobethefairthing,thatifamanfindsouthismistake,hemightsetitright。
  butAttorneyCasesaysthisisnotlaw。andI’venomoretosay。Themanwhodrewupmyleasemadeamistake。andifImustsufferforit,I
  must,saidthefarmer。However,Icanshowyou,SirArthur,justformyownsatisfactionandyours,afewlinesofamemorandumonaslipofpaper,whichwasgivenmebyyourrelation,thegentlemanwholivedherebefore,andletmemyfarm。You’llsee,bythatbitofpaper,whatwasmeant。buttheattorneysays,thepaper’snotworthabuttoninacourtofjustice,andIdon’tunderstandthesethings。AllIunderstandisthecommonhonestyofthematter。I’venomoretosay。
  Thisattorney,whomyouspeakofsooften,saidSirArthur,youseemtohavesomequarrelwith。Now,wouldyoutellmefranklywhatisthematterbetween——?
  Thematterbetweenus,then,saidPrice,isalittlebitofground,notworthmuch,thatisthereopentothelaneattheendofMr。Case’sgarden,sir,andhewantedtotakeitin。NowItoldhimmymind,thatitbelongedtotheparish,andthatIneverwouldwillinglygivemyconsenttohiscribbingitinthatway。Sir,Iwasthemoreloathtoseeitshutintohisgarden,which,moreover,islargeenoughofallconsciencewithoutit,becauseyoumustknow,SirArthur,thechildreninourvillagearefondofmakingalittleplay-greenofit。andtheyhaveacustomofmeetingonMaydayatahawthornthatstandsinthemiddleofit,andaltogetherIwasveryloathtosee’emturnedoutofitbythosewhohavenoright。
  Letusgoandseethisnook,saidSirArthur。Itisnotfaroff,isit?
  Oh,no,sir,justhardbyhere。
  Whentheygottotheground,Mr。Case,whosawthemwalkingtogether,wasinahurrytojointhem,thathemightputastoptoanyexplanations。
  Explanationswerethingsofwhichhehadagreatdread。but,fortunately,hewasuponthisoccasionalittletoolate。
  Isthisthenookindispute?saidSirArthur。
  Yes。thisisthewholething,saidPrice。
  Why,SirArthur,interposedthepoliticattorney,withanassumedairofgenerosity,don’tletustalkanymoreaboutit。Letitbelongtowhomitwill,Igiveituptoyou。
  Sogreatalawyer,Mr。Case,asyouare,repliedSirArthur,mustknow,thatamancannotgiveupthattowhichhehasnolegaltitle。andinthiscaseitisimpossiblethat,withthebestintentionstoobligemeintheworld,youcangiveupthisbitoflandtome,becauseitisminealready,asIcanconvinceyoueffectuallybyamapoftheadjoiningland,whichIhavefortunatelysafeamongstmypapers。Thispieceofgroundbelongedtothefarmontheoppositesideoftheroad,anditwascutoffwhenthelanewasmade。
  Verypossibly。Idaresayyouarequitecorrect。youmustknowbest,
  saidtheattorney,tremblingfortheagency。
  Then,saidSirArthur,Mr。Price,youwillobservethatInowpromisethislittlegreentothechildrenforaplay-ground。andIhopetheymaygatherhawthornmanyaMaydayatthistheirfavouritebush。Mr。Pricebowedlow,whichheseldomdid,evenwhenhereceivedafavourhimself。
  Andnow,Mr。Case,saidSirArthur,turningtotheattorney,whodidnotknowwhichwaytolook,yousentmealeasetolookover。
  Ye-ye-yes,stammeredMrCase。Ithoughtitmydutytodoso。notoutofanymaliceorill-willtothisgoodman。
  Youhavedonehimnoinjury,saidSirArthur,coolly。Iamreadytomakehimanewlease,wheneverhepleases,ofhisfarm,andIshallbeguidedbyamemorandumoftheoriginalbargain,whichhehasinhispossession。IhopeInevershalltakeanunfairadvantageofanyone。
  Heavenforbid,sir,saidtheattorney,sanctifyinghisface,thatI
  shouldsuggestthetakinganUNFAIRadvantageofanyman,richorpoor。
  buttobreakabadleaseisnottakinganunfairadvantage。
  Youreallythinkso?saidSirArthur。
  CertainlyIdo,andIhopeIhavenothazardedyourgoodopinionbyspeakingmymindconcerningtheflawsoplainly。Ialwaysunderstoodthattherecouldbenothingungentlemanlike,inthewayofbusiness,intakingadvantageofaflawinalease。
  Now,saidSirArthur,youhavepronouncedjudgmentundesignedlyinyourowncase。Youintendedtosendmethispoorman’slease。butyourson,bysomemistake,broughtmeyourown,andIhavediscoveredafatalerrorinit。
  Afatalerror!saidthealarmedattorney。
  Yes,sir,saidSirArthur,pullingtheleaseoutofhispocket。Hereitis。Youwillobservethatitisneithersignednorsealedbythegrantor。
  But,youwon’ttakeadvantageofme,surely,SirArthur?saidMr。Case,forgettinghisownprinciples。
  Ishallnottakeadvantageofyou,asyouwouldhavetakenofthishonestman。InbothcasesIshallbeguidedbymemorandawhichIhaveinmypossession。Ishallnot,Mr。Case,defraudyouofoneshillingofyourproperty。Iamready,atafairvaluation,topaytheexactvalueofyourhouseandland。butuponthiscondition——thatyouquittheparishwithinonemonth!
  AttorneyCasewasthuscompelledtosubmittothehardnecessityofthecase,forheknewthathecouldnotlegallyresist。Indeedhewasgladtobeletoffsoeasily。andhebowedandsneakedaway,secretlycomfortinghimselfwiththehope,thatwhentheycametothevaluationofthehouseandlandheshouldbethegainer,perhapsofafewguineas。
  Hisreputationhejustlyheldverycheap。
  Youareascholar。youwriteagoodhand。youcankeepaccounts,cannotyou?saidSirArthurtoMr。Price,astheywalkedhometowardsthecottage。IthinkIsawabillofyourlittledaughter’sdrawingouttheotherday,whichwasveryneatlywritten。Didyouteachhertowrite?
  No,sir,saidPrice,Ican’tsayIdidTHAT。forshemostlytaughtitherself,butItaughtheralittlearithmetic,asfarasIknew,onourwinternights,whenIhadnothingbettertodo。
  Yourdaughtershowsthatshehasbeenwelltaught,saidSirArthur。
  andhergoodconductandgoodcharacterspeakstronglyinfavourofherparents。
  Youareverygood,verygoodindeed,sir,tospeakinthissortofway,
  saidthedelightedfather。
  ButImeantodomorethanPAYYOUWITHWORDS,saidSirArthur。Youareattachedtoyourownfamily,perhapsyoumaybecomeattachedtome,whenyoucometoknowme,andweshallhavefrequentopportunitiesofjudgingofoneanother。Iwantnoagenttosqueezemytenants,ordomydirtywork。Ionlywantasteady,intelligent,honestman,likeyou,tocollectmyrents,andIhope,Mr。Price,youwillhavenoobjectiontotheemployment。
  Ihope,sir,saidPrice,withjoyandgratitudeglowinginhishonestcountenance,thatyou’llneverhavecausetorepentyourgoodness。
  Andwhataremysistersabouthere?saidSirArthur,enteringthecottage,andgoingbehindhissisters,whowerebusilyengagedinmeasuringanextremelyprettycolouredcalico。
  ItisforSusan,mydearbrother,saidthey。Iknowshedidnotkeepthatguineaforherself,saidMissSomers。Ihavejustprevaileduponhermothertotellmewhatbecameofit。Susangaveittoherfather。
  butshemustnotrefuseagownofourchoosingthistime。andIamsureshewillnot,becausehermother,Isee,likesit。And,Susan,IhearthatinsteadofbecomingQueenoftheMaythisyear,youweresittinginyoursickmother’sroom。Yourmotherhasalittlecolourinhercheeksnow。
  Oh,ma’am,interruptedMrs。Price,I’mquitewell。Joy,Ithink,hasmademequitewell。
  Then,saidMissSomers,Ihopeyouwillbeabletocomeoutonyourdaughter’sbirthday,which,Ihear,isthe25thofthismonth。Makehasteandgetquitewellbeforethatday。formybrotherintendsthatalltheladsandlassiesofthevillageshallhaveadanceonSusan’sbirthday。
  Yes,saidSirArthur,andIhopeonthatday,Susan,youwillbeveryhappywithyourlittlefriendsupontheirplay-green。Ishalltellthemthatitisyourgoodconductwhichhasobtaineditforthem。andifyouhaveanythingtoask,anylittlefavourforanyofyourcompanions,whichwecangrant,nowask,Susan。Theseladieslookasiftheywouldnotrefuseyouanythingthatisreasonable。and,Ithink,youlookasifyouwouldnotaskanythingunreasonable。
  Sir,saidSusan,afterconsultinghermother’seyes,thereis,tobesure,afavourIshouldliketoask。itisforRose。
  Well,Idon’tknowwhoRoseis,saidSirArthur,smiling。but,goon。
  Ma’am,youhaveseenher,Ibelieve。sheisaverygoodgirl,indeed,
  saidMrs。Price。Andworksveryneatly,indeed,continuedSusan,eagerly,toMissSomers。andsheandhermotherheardyouwerelookingoutforsomeonetowaituponyou。
  Saynomore,saidMissSomers。yourwishisgranted。TellRosetocometotheAbbey,to-morrowmorning,or,rather,comewithheryourself。
  forourhousekeeper,Iknow,wantstotalktoyouaboutacertaincake。
  Shewishes,Susan,thatyoushouldbethemakerofthecakeforthedance。andshehasgoodthingsreadylookedoutforitalready,Iknow。
  Itmustbelargeenoughforeverybodytohaveaslice,andthehousekeeperwilliceitforyou。Ionlyhopeyourcakewillbeasgoodasyourbread。Fareyewell。
  Howhappyarethosewhobidfarewelltoawholefamily,silentwithgratitude,whowillblessthemaloudwhentheyarefaroutofhearing!
  HowdoIwish,now,saidFarmerPrice,andit’salmostasinforonethathashadsuchapoweroffavoursdonehim,towishforanythingmore。
  buthowIDOwish,wife,thatourgoodfriend,theharperwasonlyhereatthistime。Itwoulddohisold,warmheartgood。Well,thebestofitis,weshallbeablenextyear,whenhecomeshisrounds,topayhimhismoneywiththanks,beingallthetime,andforever,asmuchobligedtohimasifwekeptit。Ilong,soIdo,toseehiminthishouseagain,drinking,ashedid,justinthisspot,aglassofSusan’smead,toherverygoodhealth。
  Yes,saidSusan,andthenexttimehecomes,Icangivehimoneofmyguinea-hen’seggs,andIshallshowmylamb,Daisy。
  True,love,saidhermother,andhewillplaythattuneandsingthatprettyballad。Whereisit?forIhavenotfinishedit。
  Roseranawaywithit,mother,butI’llstepafterher,andbringitbacktoyouthisminute,saidSusan。
  SusanfoundherfriendRoseatthehawthorn,inthemidstofacrowdedcircleofhercompanions,towhomshewasreadingSusan’sLamentationforherLamb。
  Thewordsaresomething,butthetune——thetune——Imusthavethetune,
  criedPhilip。I’llaskmymothertoaskSirArthurtotryandfindoutwhichwaythatgoodoldmanwentaftertheball。andifhe’saboveground,we’llhavehimbackbySusan’sbirthday,andheshallsithere——
  justexactlyherebythis,ourbush,andheshallplay——Imean,ifhepleases——thatsametuneforus,andIshalllearnit——Imean,ifIcan——
  inaminute。
  ThegoodnewsthatFarmerPricewastobeemployedtocollecttherents,andthatAttorneyCasewastoleavetheparishinamonth,soonspreadoverthevillage。ManycameoutoftheirhousestohavethepleasureofhearingthejoyfultidingsconfirmedbySusanherself。Thecrowdontheplay-greenincreasedeveryminute。
  Yes,criedthetriumphantPhilip,Itellyouit’salltrue,everywordofit。Susan’stoomodesttosayitherself。butItellyeall,SirArthurgaveusthisplay-greenforever,onaccountofherbeingsogood。
  Yousee,atlastAttorneyCase,withallhiscunninghasnotprovedamatchforSimpleSusan。
  THEWHITEPIGEON。
  ThelittletownofSomerville,inIreland,has,withinthesefewyears,assumedtheneatandcheerfulappearanceofanEnglishvillage。Mr。
  Somerville,towhomthistownbelongs,wishedtoinspirehistenantrywithatastefororderanddomestichappiness,andtookeverymeansinhispowertoencourageindustrious,wellbehavedpeopletosettleinhisneighbourhood。Whenhehadfinishedbuildingarowofgoodslatedhousesinhistown,hedeclaredthathewouldletthemtothebesttenantshecouldfind,andproposalswerepubliclysenttohimfromallpartsofthecountry。
  Bythebesttenants,Mr。Somervilledidnot,however,meanthebestbidders。andmany,whohadofferedanextravagantpriceforthehouses,weresurprisedtofindtheirproposalsrejected。AmongstthesewasMr。
  Cox,analehousekeeper,whodidnotbearaverygoodcharacter。
  Pleaseyourhonour,sir,saidhetoMr。Somerville,Iexpected,sinceIbidasfairandfairerforitthananyother,thatyouwouldhaveletmethehousenexttheapothecary’s。WasnotitfifteenguineasI
  mentionedinmyproposal?anddidnotyourhonourgiveitagainstmeforthirteen?
  Myhonourdidjustso,repliedMr。Somerville,calmly。
  Andpleaseyourhonour,butIdon’tknowwhatitisIorminehavedonetooffendyou。I’msurethereisnotagentlemaninallIrelandI’dgofurthertosarve。WouldnotIgotoCorkto-morrowfortheleastwordfromyourhonour?
  Iammuchobligedtoyou,Mr。Cox,butIhavenobusinessatCorkatpresent,answeredMr。Somerville,drily。
  ItisallIwish,exclaimedMr。Cox,thatIcouldfindoutandlightuponthemanthathasbeliedmetoyourhonour。
  Nomanhasbeliedyou,Mr。Cox,butyournosebeliesyoumuch,ifyoudonotlovedrinkingalittle,andyourblackeyeandcutchinbelieyoumuchifyoudonotlovequarrellingalittle。
  Quarrel!Iquarrel,pleaseyourhonour!Idefyanyman,orsetofmen,tenmileround,toprovesuchathing,andIamreadytofighthimthatdarestosaythelikeofme。I’dfighthimhereinyourhonour’spresence,ifhe’donlycomeoutthisminute,andmeetmelikeaman。
  HereMr。Coxputhimselfintoaboxingattitude,butobservingthatMr。
  Somervillelookedathisthreateninggesturewithasmile,andthatseveralpeople,whohadgatheredroundhimashestoodinthestreet,laughedattheproofhegaveofhispeaceabledisposition,hechangedhisattitude,andwentontovindicatehimselfagainstthechargeofdrinking。
  Andastodrink,pleaseyourhonour,there’snotruthinit。Notadropofwhisky,goodorbad,haveItouchedthesesixmonths,exceptwhatI
  tookwithJemmyM’DoolethenightIhadthemisfortunetomeetyourhonourcominghomefromthefairofBallynagrish。
  TothisspeechMr。Somervillemadenoanswer,butturnedawaytolookatthebowwindowofahandsomenewinn,whichtheglazierwasatthisinstantglazing。Pleaseyourhonour,thatnewinnisnotlet,Ihear,asyet,resumedMr。Cox。ifyourhonourrecollects,youpromisedtomakemeacomplimentofitlastSeraphtidewastwelvemonth。
  Impossible!criedMr。Somerville,forIhadnothoughtsofbuildinganinnatthattime。
  Oh,Ibegyourhonour’spardonbutifyou’dbejustpleasedtorecollect,itwascomingthroughthegapinthebogmeadows,FORENENT
  ThadyO’Connor,youmademethepromise——I’llleaveittohim,soI
  will。
  ButIwillnotleaveittohim,Iassureyou,criedMr。Somerville。I
  nevermadeanysuchpromise。Ineverthoughtoflettingthisinntoyou。
  Thenyourhonourwon’tletmehaveit?
  No,youhavetoldmeadozenfalsehoods。Idonotwishtohaveyouforatenant。
  Well,Godblessyourhonour。I’venomoretosay,butGodblessyourhonour,saidMr。Cox。andhewalkedaway,mutteringtohimself,asheslouchedhishatoverhisface,IhopeI’lllivetoberevengedonhim!
  Mr。Somervillethenextmorningwentwithhisfamilytolookatthenewinn,whichheexpectedtoseeperfectlyfinished。buthewasmetbythecarpenter,who,witharuefulface,informedhimthatsixpanesofglassinthelargebow-windowhadbeenbrokenduringthenight。
  Ha!perhapsMr。Coxhasbrokenmywindows,inrevengeformyrefusingtolethimmyhouse,saidMr。Somerville。andmanyoftheneighbours,whoknewthemaliciouscharacterofthisMr。Cox,observedthatthiswaslikeoneofhistricks。Aboyofabouttwelveyearsold,however,steppedforwardandsaid,Idon’tlikeMr。Cox,I’msure。foroncehebeatmewhenhewasdrunk。but,forallthat,nooneshouldbeaccusedwrongfully。Hecouldnotbethepersonthatbrokethesewindowslastnight,forhewassixmilesoff。Hesleptathiscousin’slastnight,andhehasnotreturnedhomeyet。SoIthinkheknowsnothingofthematter。
  Mr。Somervillewaspleasedwiththehonestsimplicityofthisboy,andobservingthathelookedineagerlyatthestaircase,whenthehousedoorwasopened,heaskedhimwhetherhewouldliketogoinandseethenewhouse。Yes,sir,saidtheboy,Ishouldliketogoupthosestairs,andtoseewhatIshouldcometo。
  Upwithyou,then!saidMr。Somerville。andtheboyranupthestairs。
  Hewentfromroomtoroomwithgreatexpressionsofadmirationanddelight。Atlength,ashewasexaminingoneofthegarrets,hewasstartledbyaflutteringnoiseoverhishead。andlookingup,hesawawhitepigeon,who,frightenedathisappearance,begantoflyroundandroundtheroom,tillitfounditswayoutofthedoor,andflewintothestaircase。
  ThecarpenterwasspeakingtoMr。Somervilleuponthelanding-placeofthestairs。but,themomenthespiedthewhitepigeon,hebrokeoffinthemidstofaspeechaboutTHENOSEofthestairs,andexclaimed,Thereheis,pleaseyourhonour!There’shethathasdoneallthedamagetoourbow-window——that’stheverysamewickedwhitepigeonthatbrokethechurchwindowslastSundaywasse’nnight。buthe’sdownforitnow。wehavehimsafe,andI’llchophisheadoff,ashedeserves,thisminute。
  Stay!Ostay!don’tchophisheadoff:hedoesnotdeserveit,criedtheboy,whocamerunningoutofthegarretwiththegreatesteagerness——
  _I_brokeyourwindow,sir,saidhetoMr。Somerville。Ibrokeyourwindowwiththisball。butIdidnotknowthatIhaddoneit,tillthismoment,Iassureyou,orIshouldhavetoldyoubefore。Don’tchophisheadoff,addedtheboytothecarpenter,whohadnowthewhitepigeoninhishands。
  No,saidMr。Somerville,thepigeon’sheadshallnotbechoppedoff,noryourseither,mygoodboy,forbreakingawindow。Iampersuadedbyyouropen,honestcountenance,thatyouarespeakingthetruth。butprayexplainthismattertous。foryouhavenotmadeitquiteclear。Howhappeneditthatyoucouldbreakmywindowswithoutknowingit?andhowcameyoutofinditoutatlast?
  Sir,saidtheboy,ifyou’llcomeuphere,I’llshowyouallIknow,andhowIcametoknowit。
  Mr。Somervillefollowedtheboyintothegarret,whopointedtoapaneofglassthatwasbrokeninasmallwindowthatlookedoutuponapieceofwastegroundbehindthehouse。Uponthispieceofwastegroundthechildrenofthevillageoftenusedtoplay。Wewereplayingthereatballyesterdayevening,continuedtheboy,addressinghimselftoMr。
  Somerville,andoneoftheladschallengedmetohitamarkinthewall,whichIdid。buthesaidIdidnothitit,andbademegivehimupmyballastheforfeit。ThisIwouldnotdo。andwhenhebegantowrestlewithmeforit,Ithrewtheball,asIthought,overthehouse。Herantolookforitinthestreet,butcouldnotfindit,whichIwasverygladof。butIwasverysorryjustnowtofinditmyselflyinguponthisheapofshavings,sir,underthisbrokenwindow。for,assoonasIsawitlyingthere,IknewImusthavebeenthepersonthatbrokethewindow。
  andthroughthiswindowcamethewhitepigeon。Here’soneofhiswhitefeathersstickinginthegap。
  Yes,saidthecarpenter,andinthebow-windowroombelowthere’splentyofhisfeatherstobeseen。forI’vejustbeendowntolook。ItwasthepigeonbrokeTHEMwindows,sureenough。
  ButhecouldnothavegotinhadInotbrokethislittlewindow,saidtheboy,eagerly。andIamabletoearnsixpenceaday,andI’llpayforallthemischief,andwelcome。Thewhitepigeonbelongstoapoorneighbour,afriendofours,whoisveryfondofhim,andIwouldnothavehimkilledfortwiceasmuchmoney。
  Takethepigeon,myhonest,generouslad,saidMr。Somerville,andcarryhimbacktoyourneighbour。Iforgivehimallthemischiefhehasdoneme,tellyourfriend,foryoursake。Astotherest,wecanhavethewindowsmended。anddoyoukeepallthesixpencesyouearnforyourself。
  That’swhatheneverdidyet,saidthecarpenter。Many’sthesixpenceheearns,butnotahalfpennygoesintohisownpocket:itgoeseveryfarthingtohispoorfatherandmother。Happyforthemtohavesuchason!
  Morehappyforhimtohavesuchafatherandmother,exclaimedtheboy。
  Theirgooddaystheytookallthebestcareofmethatwastobehadforloveormoney,andwould,ifIwouldletthem,goonpayingformyschoolingnow,fallingastheybeintheworld。butImustlearntomindtheshopnow。Goodmorningtoyou,sir。andthankyoukindly,saidhetoMr。Somerville。
  Andwheredoesthisboylive,andwhoarehisfatherandmother?Theycannotliveintown,saidMr。Somerville,orIshouldhaveheardofthem。
  Theyarebutjustcomeintothetown,pleaseyourhonour,saidthecarpenter。TheylivedformerlyuponCounsellorO’Donnel’sestate。buttheywereruined,pleaseyourhonour,bytakingajointleasewithaman,whofellafterwardsintobadcompany,ranoutallhehad,socouldnotpaythelandlord。andthesepoorpeoplewereforcedtopayhisshareandtheirowntoo,whichalmostruinedthem。Theywereobligedtogiveuptheland。andnowtheyhavefurnishedalittleshopinthistownwithwhatgoodstheycouldaffordtobuywiththemoneytheygotbythesaleoftheircattleandstock。Theyhavethegood-willofallwhoknowthem。
  andIamsureIhopetheywilldowell。Theboyisveryreadyintheshop,thoughhesaidonlythathecouldearnsixpenceaday。Hewritesagoodhand,andisquickatcastingupaccounts,forhisage。Besides,heislikelytodowellintheworld,becauseheisneverinidlecompany,andI’veknownhimsincehewastwofoothigh,andneverheardofhistellingalie。
  Thisisanexcellentcharacteroftheboy,indeed,saidMr。Somerville,andfromhisbehaviourthismorningIaminclinedtothinkthathedeservesallyourpraises。
  Mr。Somervilleresolvedtoinquiremorefullyconcerningthispoorfamily,andtoattendtotheirconducthimself,fullydeterminedtoassistthemifheshouldfindthemsuchastheyhadbeenrepresented。
  Inthemeantime,thisboy,whosenamewasBrianO’Neill,wenttoreturnthewhitepigeontoitsowner。Youhavesaveditslife,saidthewomantowhomitbelonged,andI’llmakeyouapresentofit。Brianthankedher。andhefromthatdaybegantogrowfondofthepigeon。Healwaystookcaretoscattersomeoatsforitinhisfather’syard。andthepigeongrewsotameatlastthatitwouldhopaboutthekitchen,andeatoffthesametrencherwiththedog。
  Brian,aftertheshopwasshutupatnight,usedtoamusehimselfwithreadingsomelittlebookswhichtheschoolmasterwhoformerlytaughthimarithmeticwassogoodastolendhim。Amongsttheseheoneeveningmetwithalittlebookfullofthehistoryofbirdsandbeasts。helookedimmediatelytoseewhetherthepigeonwasmentionedamongstthebirds,and,tohisgreatjoy,hefoundafulldescriptionandhistoryofhisfavouritebird。
  So,Brian,Iseeyourschoolinghasnotbeenthrownawayuponyou。youlikeyourbook,Isee,whenyouhavenomasteroveryoutobidyouread,
  saidhisfather,whenhecameinandsawBrianreadinghisbookveryattentively。
  Thankyouforhavingmetaughttoread,father,saidBrian。HereI’vemadeagreatdiscovery:I’vefoundoutinthisbook,littleasitlooks,father,amostcuriouswayofmakingafortune。andIhopeitwillmakeyourfortune,father。andifyou’llsitdown,I’lltellittoyou。
  Mr。O’Neill,inhopesofpleasinghissonratherthanintheexpectationofhavinghisfortunemade,immediatelysatdowntolisten。andhissonexplainedtohim,thathehadfoundinhisbookanaccountofpigeonswhocarriednotesandletters:and,father,continuedBrian,Ifindmypigeonisofthissort。andIintendtomakemypigeoncarrymessages。
  Whyshouldnothe?Ifotherpigeonshavedonesobeforehim,Ithinkheisasgood,and,Idaresay,willbeaseasytoteachasanypigeonintheworld。Ishallbegintoteachhimto-morrowmorning。andthen,father,youknowpeopleoftenpayagreatdealforsendingmessengers。andnoboycanrun,nohorsecangallop,sofastasabirdcanfly。thereforethebirdmustbethebestmessenger,andIshouldbepaidthebestprice。
  Hey,father?
  Tobesure,tobesure,myboy,saidhisfather,laughing。IwishyoumaymakethebestmessengerinIrelandofyourpigeon。butallIbeg,mydearboy,isthatyouwon’tneglectourshopforyourpigeon。forI’veanotionwehaveabetterchanceofmakingafortunebytheshopthanbythewhitepigeon。
  Brianneverneglectedtheshop。butinhisleisurehoursheamusedhimselfwithtraininghispigeon。andaftermuchpatienceheatlastsucceededsowell,thatonedayhewenttohisfatherandofferedtosendhimwordbyhispigeonwhatbeefwasapoundinthemarketofBallynagrish,wherehewasgoing。
  Thepigeonwillbehomelongbeforeme,father。andhewillcomeinatthekitchenwindow,andlightuponthedresser。thenyoumustuntiethelittlenotewhichIshallhavetiedunderhisleftwing,andyou’llknowthepriceofbeefdirectly。
  Thepigeoncarriedhismessagewell。andBrianwasmuchdelightedwithhissuccess。Hesoonwasemployedbytheneighbours,whowerearousedbyBrian’sfondnessofhisswiftmessenger。andsoonthefameofthewhitepigeonwasspreadamongstallwhofrequentedthemarketsandfairsofSomerville。
  Atoneofthesefairsasetofmenofdesperatefortunesmettodrink,andtoconcertplansofrobberies。Theirplaceofmeetingwasattheale-houseofMr。Cox,themanwho,asourreadersmayremember,wasoffendedbyMr。Somerville’shintingthathewasfondofdrinkingandofquarrelling,andwhothreatenedvengeanceforhavingbeenrefusedthenewinn。
  Whilstthesemenweretalkingovertheirscheme,oneofthemobserved,thatoneoftheircompanionswasnotarrived。Anothersaid,No。He’ssixmilesoff,saidanother。andathirdwishedthathecouldmakehimhearatthatdistance。Thisturnedthediscourseuponthedifficultiesofsendingmessagessecretlyandquickly。Cox’sson,aladofaboutnineteen,whowasoneofthisgang,mentionedthewhitecarrier-pigeon,andhewasdesiredtotryallmeanstogetitintohispossession。
  Accordingly,thenextdayyoungCoxwenttoBrianO’Neill,andtried,atfirstbypersuasionandafterwardsbythreats,toprevailuponhimtogiveupthepigeon。Brianwasresoluteinhisrefusal,moreespeciallywhenthepetitionerbegantobullyhim。
  Ifwecan’thaveitbyfairmeans,wewillbyfoul,saidCox。andafewdaysafterwardsthepigeonwasgone。Briansearchedforitinvain——
  inquiredfromalltheneighboursiftheyhadseenit,andapplied,buttonopurpose,toCox。Hesworethatheknewnothingaboutthematter。Butthiswasfalse,foritwashewhoduringthenight-timehadstolenthewhitepigeon。Heconveyedittohisemployers,andtheyrejoicedthattheyhadgottenitintotheirpossession,astheythoughtitwouldservethemforausefulmessenger。
  Nothingcanbemoreshortsightedthancunning。Theverymeanswhichthesepeopletooktosecuresecrecywerethemeansofbringingtheirplotstolight。Theyendeavouredtoteachthepigeon,whichtheyhadstolen,tocarrymessagesfortheminapartofthecountryatsomedistancefromSomerville。andwhentheyfanciedthatithadforgottenitsformerhabits,anditsoldmaster,theythoughtthattheymightventuretoemployhimnearerhome。Thepigeon,however,hadabettermemorythantheyimagined。TheyloosedhimfromabagnearthetownofBallynagrishinhopesthathewouldstopatthehouseofCox’scousin,whichwasonitsroadbetweenBallynagrishandSomerville。Butthepigeon,thoughhehadbeenpurposelyfedatthishouseforaweekbeforethistrial,didnotstopthere,butflewontohisoldmaster’shouseinSomerville,andpeckedatthekitchenwindow,ashehadformerlybeentaughttodo。Hisfather,fortunately,waswithinhearing,andpoorBrianranwiththegreatestjoytoopenthewindowandtolethimin。
  O,father,here’smywhitepigeoncomebackofhisownaccord,
  exclaimedBrian。Imustrunandshowhimtomymother。Atthisinstantthepigeonspreadhiswings,andBriandiscoveredunderoneofitswingsasmallandverydirtylookingbillet。Heopeneditinhisfather’spresence。Thescrawlwasscarcelylegible。butthesewordswereatlengthdeciphered:——
  Thareareeightofuzsworn。Isendyoatbotomtharenames。Wemeatattinthisniteatmyfaders,andhaveharmsandallinradinesstobrakintothegrate’ouse。Mr。Summervillistolyeouttonite——kipthepigeonuntillto-morrow。Foreveryours,MURTAGHCOX,JUN。
  Scarcelyhadtheyfinishedreadingthisnote,thanbothfatherandsonexclaimed,LetusgoandshowittoMr。Somerville。Beforetheysetout,theyhad,however,theprudencetosecurethepigeon,sothatheshouldnotbeseenbyanyonebutthemselves。Mr。Somerville,inconsequenceofthisfortunatediscovery,tookpropermeasuresfortheapprehensionoftheeightmenwhohadsworntorobhishouse。Whentheywereallsafelylodgedinthecountygaol,hesentforBrianO’Neillandhisfather。andafterthankingthemfortheservicetheyhaddonehim,hecountedouttenbrightguineasuponatable,andpushedthemtowardsBrian,saying,IsupposeyouknowthatarewardoftenguineaswasofferedsomeweeksagoforthediscoveryofJohnMacDermod,oneoftheeightmenwhomwehavejusttakenup?
  No,sir,saidBrian。Ididnotknowit,andIdidnotbringthatnotetoyoutogettenguineas,butbecauseIthoughtitwasright。Idon’twanttobepaidfordoingit。
  That’smyownboy,saidhisfather。Wethankyou,sir。butwe’llnottakethemoney。IDON’TLIKETOTAKETHEPRICEOFBLOOD。
  Iknowthedifference,mygoodfriends,saidMr。Somerville,betweenvileinformersandcourageous,honestmen。
  Why,astothat,pleaseyourhonour,thoughwearepoor,Ihopewearehonest。
  And,whatismore,saidMr。Somerville,Ihaveanotionthatyouwouldcontinuetobehonest,evenifyouwererich。Willyou,mygoodlad,
  continuedMr。Somerville,afteramoment’spause——willyoutrustmewithyourpigeonafewdays?
  O,andwelcome,sir,saidtheboy,withasmile。andhebroughtthepigeontoMr。Somervillewhenitwasdark,andnobodysawhim。
  Afewdaysafterwards,Mr。SomervillecalledatO’Neill’shouse,andbidhimandhissonfollowhim。Theyfollowedtillhestoppedoppositetothebow-windowofthenewinn。Thecarpenterhadjustputupasign,whichwascoveredoverwithabitofcarpeting。
  Gouptheladder,willyou?saidMr。SomervilletoBrian,andpullthatsignstraight,forithangsquitecrooked。There,nowitisstraight。Nowpulloffthecarpet,andletusseethenewsign。
  Theboypulledoffthecover,andsawawhitepigeonpainteduponthesign,andthenameofO’Neillinlargelettersunderneath。
  Takecareyoudonottumbledownandbreakyourneckuponthisjoyfuloccasion,saidMr。Somerville,whosawthatBrian’ssurprisewastoogreatforhissituation。Comedownfromtheladder,andwishyourfatherjoyofbeingmasterofthenewinncalledthe’WhitePigeon。’AndIwishhimjoyofhavingsuchasonasyouare。Thosewhobringuptheirchildrenwell,willcertainlyberewardedforit,betheypoororrich。
  THEBIRTHDAYPRESENT。
  Mamma,saidRosamond,afteralongsilence,doyouknowwhatIhavebeenthinkingofallthistime?
  No,mydear——What?
  Why,mamma,aboutmycousinBell’sbirthday。doyouknowwhatdayitis?
  No,Idon’tremember。
  Dearmother!don’tyourememberit’sthe22ndofDecember。andherbirthdayisthedayafterto-morrow?Don’tyourecollectnow?Butyouneverrememberaboutbirthdays,mamma。ThatwasjustwhatIwasthinkingof,thatyouneverremembermysisterLaura’sbirthday,or-or-orMINE,mamma。
  Whatdoyoumeanmydear?Irememberyourbirthdayperfectlywell。
  Indeed!butyouneverKEEPit,though。
  Whatdoyoumeanbykeepingyourbirthday?
  Oh,mamma,youknowverywell——asBell’sbirthdayiskept。Inthefirstplace,thereisagreatdinner。
  AndcanBelleatmoreuponherbirthdaythanuponanyotherday?
  No。norIshouldnotmindaboutthedinner,exceptthemince-pies。ButBellhasagreatmanynicethings——Idon’tmeanniceeatablethings,butnicenewplaythings,giventoheralwaysonherbirthday。andeverybodydrinksherhealth,andshe’ssohappy。
  Butstay,Rosamond,howyoujumblethingstogether!Isiteverybody’sdrinkingherhealththatmakeshersohappy?orthenewplaythings,orthenicemincepies?Icaneasilybelievethatsheishappywhilstsheiseatingamincepie,orwhilstsheisplaying。buthowdoeseverybody’sdrinkingherhealthatdinnermakeherhappy?
  Rosamondpaused,andthensaidshedidnotknow。But,addedshe,theNICENEWplaythings,mother!
  Butwhythenicenewplaythings?DoyoulikethemonlybecausetheyareNEW?
  NotONLY——_I_donotlikeplaythingsONLYbecausetheyarenew。butBellDOES,Ibelieve——forthatputsmeinmind——Doyouknow,mother,shehadagreatdrawerfullofOLDplaythingsthatsheneverused,andshesaidthattheyweregoodfornothing,becausetheywereOLD。butIthoughtmanyofthemweregoodforagreatdealmorethanthenewones。Nowyoushallbejudge,mamma。I’lltellyouallthatwasinthedrawer。
  Nay,Rosamond,thankyou,notjustnow。Ihavenottimetolistentoyou。
  Wellthen,mamma,thedayafterto-morrowIcanshowyouthedrawer。I
  wantyoutojudgeverymuch,becauseIamsureIwasintheright。And,mother,addedRosamond,stoppingherasshewasgoingoutoftheroom,willyou——notnow,butwhenyou’vetime——willyoutellmewhyyouneverkeepmybirthday——whyyounevermakeanydifferencebetweenthatdayandanyotherday?
  Andwillyou,Rosamond——notnow,butwhenyouhavetimetothinkaboutit——tellmewhyIshouldmakeanydifferencebetweenyourbirthdayandanyotherday?
  Rosamondthought,butshecouldnotfindoutanyreason。besides,shesuddenlyrecollectedthatshehadnottimetothinkanylonger。fortherewasacertainwork-baskettobefinished,whichshewasmakingforhercousinBell,asapresentuponherbirthday。Theworkwasatastandforwantofsomefiligree-paper,and,ashermotherwasgoingout,sheaskedhertotakeherwithher,thatshemightbuysome。HersisterLaurawentwiththem。
  Sister,saidRosamond,astheywerewalkingalong,whathaveyoudonewithyourhalf-guinea?
  Ihaveitinmypocket。
  Dear!youwillkeepitforeverinyourpocket。Youknow,mygodmotherwhenshegaveittoyou,saidyouwouldkeepitlongerthanIshouldkeepmine。andIknowwhatshethoughtbyherlookatthetime。Iheardhersaysomethingtomymother。
  Yes,saidLaura,smiling。shewhisperedsoloudthatIcouldnothelphearinghertoo。ShesaidIwasalittlemiser。
  ButdidnotyouhearhersaythatIwasveryGENEROUS?andshe’llseethatshewasnotmistaken。Ihopeshe’llbebywhenIgivemybaskettoBell——won’titbebeautiful?Thereistobeawreathofmyrtle,youknow,roundthehandle,andafrostground,andthenthemedallions——
  Stay,interruptedhersister,forRosamond,anticipatingthegloriesofherwork-basket,talkedandwalkedsofastthatshehadpassed,withoutperceivingit,theshopwherethefiligree-paperwastobebought。Theyturnedback。Nowithappenedthattheshopwasthecornerhouseofastreet,andoneofthewindowslookedoutintoanarrowlane。Acoachfullofladiesstoppedatthedoor,justbeforetheywentin,sothatnoonehadtimeimmediatelytothinkofRosamondandherfiligree-paper,andshewenttothewindowwhereshesawhersisterLauralookingearnestlyatsomethingthatwaspassinginthelane。
  Oppositetothewindow,atthedoorofapoor-lookinghouse,therewassittingalittlegirlweavinglace。Herbobbinsmovedasquickaslightning,andsheneveroncelookedupfromherwork。Isnotsheveryindustrious?saidLaura。andveryhonest,too?addedsheinaminuteafterwards。forjustthenabakerwithabasketofrollsonhisheadpassed,andbyaccidentoneoftherollsfellclosetothelittlegirl。
  Shetookitupeagerly,lookedatitasifshewasveryhungry,thenputasideherwork,andranafterthebakertoreturnittohim。Whilstshewasgone,afootmaninalivery,lacedwithsilver,whobelongedtothecoachthatstoodattheshopdoor,ashewasloungingwithoneofhiscompanions,chancedtospytheweavingpillow,whichshehadleftuponastonebeforethedoor。Todiverthimselfforidlepeopledomischiefoftentodivertthemselveshetookupthepillow,andentangledallthebobbins。Thelittlegirlcamebackoutofbreathtoherwork。butwhatwashersurpriseandsorrowtofinditspoiled。Shetwistedanduntwisted,placedandreplaced,thebobbins,whilethefootmanstoodlaughingatherdistress。Shegotupgently,andwasretiringintothehouse,whenthesilverlacedfootmanstoppedher,saying,insolently,Sitstill,child。
  Imustgotomymother,sir,saidthechild。besides,youhavespoiledallmylace。Ican’tstay。
  Can’tyou?saidthebrutalfootman,snatchingherweaving-pillowagain,I’llteachyoutocomplainofme。Andhebrokeoff,oneafteranother,allthebobbins,putthemintohispocket,rolledherweaving-pillowdownthedirtylane,thenjumpedupbehindhismistress’coach,andwasoutofsightinaninstant。
  Poorgirl!exclaimedRosamond,nolongerabletorestrainherindignationatthisinjustice。poorlittlegirl!
  AtthisinstanthermothersaidtoRosamond——Come,now,mydear,ifyouwantthisfiligreepaper,buyit。
  Yes,madam,saidRosamond。andtheideaofwhathergodmotherandhercousinBellwouldthinkofhergenerosityrushedagainuponherimagination。Allherfeelingsofpitywereimmediatelysuppressed。
  SatisfiedwithbestowinganotherexclamationuponthePoorlittlegirl!
  shewenttospendherhalf-guineauponherfiligreebasket。Inthemeantime,shethatwascalledthelittlemiserbeckonedtothepoorgirl,and,openingthewindow,said,pointingtothecushion,Isitquitespoiled?
  Quite!quitespoiled!andIcan’t,normotherneither,buyanother。andIcan’tdoanythingelseformybread。Afew,butveryfew,tearsfellasshesaidthis。
  Howmuchwouldanothercost?saidLaura。
  Oh,agreat——GREATdeal。
  Morethanthat?saidLaura,holdingupherhalf-guinea。
  Oh,no。
  Thenyoucanbuyanotherwiththat,saidLaura,droppingthehalf-
  guineaintoherhand。andsheshutthewindowbeforethechildcouldfindwordstothankher,butnotbeforeshesawalookofjoyandgratitude,whichgaveLauramorepleasureprobablythanallthepraisewhichcouldhavebeenbestoweduponhergenerosity。
  Lateonthemorningofhercousin’sbirthday,Rosamondfinishedherwork-
  basket。Thecarriagewasatthedoor——Lauracamerunningtocallher。
  herfather’svoicewasheardatthesameinstant。soshewasobligedtogodownwithherbasketbuthalfwrappedupinsilverpaper——acircumstanceatwhichshewasagooddealdisconcerted。forthepleasureofsurprisingBellwouldbeutterlylostifonebitofthefiligreeshouldpeepoutbeforethepropertime。Asthecarriagewenton,Rosamondpulledthepapertoonesideandtotheother,andbyeachofthefourcorners。
  Itwillneverdo,mydear,saidherfather,whohadbeenwatchingheroperations。Iamafraidyouwillnevermakeasheetofpapercoveraboxwhichistwiceaslargeasitself。
  Itisnotabox,father,saidRosamond,alittlepeevishly。it’sabasket。
  Letuslookatthisbasket,saidhe,takingitoutofherunwillinghands,forsheknewofwhatfrailmaterialsitwasmade,andshedreadeditscomingtopiecesunderherfather’sexamination。Hetookholdofthehandleratherroughly。when,startingoffthecoachseat,shecried,Oh,sir!father!sir!youwillspoilitindeed!saidshe,withincreasedvehemence,when,afterdrawingasidetheveilofsilverpaper,shesawhimgraspthemyrtlewreathedhandle。Indeed,sir,youwillspoilthepoorhandle。
  ButwhatistheuseofTHEPOORHANDLE,saidherfather,ifwearenottotakeholdofit?Andpray,continuedhe,turningthebasketroundwithhisfingerandthumb,ratherinadisrespectfulmanner,pray,isthisthethingyouhavebeenaboutallthisweek?Ihaveseenyouallthisweekdabblingwithpasteandrags。Icouldnotconceivewhatyouwereabout。Isthisthething?
  Yes,sir。Youthink,then,thatIhavewastedmytime,becausethebasketisofnouse。butthenitisapresentformyCousinBell。
  YourCousinBellwillbeverymuchobligedtoyouforapresentthatisofnouse。Youhadbetterhavegivenherthepurplejar。
  Oh,father!Ithoughtyouhadforgottenthat——itwastwoyearsago。I’mnotsosillynow。ButBellwilllikethebasket,Iknow,thoughitisofnouse。
  ThenyouthinkBellissilliernowthanyouweretwoyearsago,——well,perhapsthatistrue。buthowcomesit,Rosamond,nowthatyouaresowise,thatyouarefondofsuchasillyperson?
  _I_,father?saidRosamond,hesitating,Idon’tthinkIamVERYfondofher。
  IdidnotsayVERYfond。
  Well,butIdon’tthinkIamatallfondofher。
  Butyouhavespentawholeweekinmakingthisthingforher。
  Yes,andallmyhalfguineabesides。
  Yetyouthinkhersilly,andyouarenotfondofheratall。andyousayyouknowthisthingwillbeofnousetoher。
  Butitisherbirthday,sir。andIamsureshewillEXPECTsomething,andeverybodyelsewillgivehersomething。
  Thenyourreasonforgivingisbecausesheexpectsyoutogivehersomething。Andwillyou,orcanyou,orshouldyou,alwaysgive,merelybecauseothersEXPECT,orbecausesomebodyelsegives?
  Always?——no,notalways。
  Oh,onlyonbirthdays。
  Rosamond,laughing:Nowyouaremakingajokeofme,papa,Isee。butI
  thoughtyoulikedthatpeopleshouldbegenerous,——mygodmothersaidthatshedid。
  SodoI,fullaswellasyourgodmother。butwehavenotyetquitesettledwhatitistobegenerous。
  Whyisitnotgeneroustomakepresents?saidRosamond。
  Thatisthequestionwhichitwouldtakeupagreatdealoftimetoanswer。But,forinstance,tomakeapresentofathingthatyouknowcanbeofnousetoapersonyouneitherlovenoresteem,becauseitisherbirthday,andbecauseeverybodygiveshersomething,andbecausesheexpectssomething,andbecauseyourgodmothersaysshelikesthatpeopleshouldbegenerous,seemstome,mydearRosamond,tobe,sinceImustsayit,rathermorelikefollythangenerosity。
  Rosamondlookeddownuponthebasket,andwassilent。ThenIamafool,amI?saidshelookingupatlast。
  BecauseyouhavemadeONEmistake?No。Ifyouhavesenseenoughtoseeyourownmistakes,andcanafterwardsavoidthem,youwillneverbeafool。
  Herethecarriagestopped,andRosamondrecollectedthatthebasketwasuncovered。
  Nowwemustobserve,thatRosamond’sfatherhadnotbeentoosevereuponBellwhenhecalledherasillygirl。Fromherinfancyshehadbeenhumoured。andateightyearsoldshehadthemisfortunetobeaspoiledchild。Shewasidle,fretful,andselfish。sothatnothingcouldmakeherhappy。Onherbirthdaysheexpected,however,tobeperfectlyhappy。
  Everybodyinthehousetriedtopleaseher,andtheysucceededsowell,thatbetweenbreakfastanddinnershehadonlysixfitsofcrying。Thecauseoffiveofthesefitsnoonecoulddiscover:butthelast,andmostlamentable,wasoccasionedbyadisappointmentaboutaworkedmuslinfrock。andaccordingly,atdressingtime,hermaidbroughtittoher,exclaiming,Seehere,miss,whatyourmammahassentyouonyourbirthday。Here’safrockfitforaqueen——ifithadbutlaceroundthecuffs。
  Andwhyhasnotitlacearoundthecuffs?mammasaiditshould。
  Yes,butmistresswasdisappointedaboutthelace。itisnotcomehome。
  Notcomehome,indeed!anddidn’ttheyknowitwasmybirthday?ButthenIsayIwon’twearitwithoutthelace——Ican’twearitwithoutthelace,andIwon’t。
  Thelace,however,couldnotbehad。andBellatlengthsubmittedtoletthefrockbeputon。
  Come,MissBell,dryyoureyes,saidthemaidwhoeducatedher。dryyoureyes,andI’lltellyousomethingthatwillpleaseyou。
  What,then?saidthechild,poutingandsobbing。
  Why——butyoumustnottellthatItoldyou。
  No,——butifIamasked?
  Why,ifyouareasked,youmusttellthetruth,tobesure。SoI’llholdmytongue,miss。
  Nay,tellme,though,andI’llnevertell——ifIAMasked。
  Well,then,saidthemaid,yourcousinRosamondiscome,andhasbroughtyouthemostBEAUTIFULLESTthingyoueversawinyourlife。butyouarenottoknowanythingaboutittillafterdinner,becauseshewantstosurpriseyou。andmistresshasputitintoherwardrobetillafterdinner。
  Tillafterdinner!repeatedBell,impatiently。Ican’twaittillthen。
  Imustseeitthisminute。Themaidrefusedherseveraltimes,tillBellburstintoanotherfitofcrying,andthemaid,fearingthathermistresswouldbeangrywithHER,ifBell’seyeswereredatdinnertime,consentedtoshowherthebasket。
  Howpretty!——butletmehaveitinmyownhands,saidBell,asthemaidheldthebasketupoutofherreach。
  Oh,no,youmustnottouchit。forifyoushouldspoilit,whatwouldbecomeofme?
  Becomeofyou,indeed!exclaimedthespoiledchild,whoneverconsideredanythingbutherownimmediategratification——BecomeofYOU,indeed!whatsignifiesthat——Isha’n’tspoilit。andIwillhaveitinmyownhands。Ifyoudon’tholditdownformedirectly,I’lltellthatyoushowedittome。
  Thenyouwon’tsnatchit?
  No,no,Iwon’tindeed,saidBell。butshehadlearnedfromhermaidatotaldisregardoftruth。Shesnatchedthebasketthemomentitwaswithinherreach。Astruggleensued,inwhichthehandleandlidweretornoff,andoneofthemedallionscrushedinwards,beforethelittlefuryreturnedtohersenses。