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  NotI。trustmeforthat。I’mnotsuchafool,repliedPiedro,laughing。IleavethattoFrancisco。Doyouknow,Isawhimtheotherdaymisssellingamelonforhisfatherbyturningthebruisedsidetothecustomer,whowasjustlayingdownthemoneyforit,andwhowasarawservant-boy,moreover——onewhowouldneverhaveguessedthereweretwosidestoamelon,ifhehadnot,asyousay,father,beentoldofit?
  Offwithyoutomarket。Youareadrollchap,saidhisfather,andwillsellmyfishcleverly,I’llbebound。Astotherest,leteverymantakecareofhisowngrapes。Youunderstandme,Piedro?
  Perfectly,saidtheboy,whoperceivedthathisfatherwasindifferentastohishonesty,providedhesoldfishatthehighestpricepossible。
  Heproceededtothemarket,andheofferedhisfishwithassiduitytoeverypersonwhomhethoughtlikelytobuyit,especiallytothoseuponwhomhethoughthecouldimpose。Hepositivelyassertedtoallwholookedathisfish,thattheywerejustfreshoutofthewater。Goodjudgesofmenandfishknewthathesaidwhatwasfalse,andpassedhimbywithneglect。butitwasatlastwhathecalledGOODLUCKtomeetwiththeverysameyoungrawservant-boywhowouldhaveboughtthebruisedmelonfromFrancisco。Hemadeuptohimdirectly,crying,Fish!Finefreshfish!freshfish!
  Wasitcaughtto-day?saidtheboy。
  Yes,thismorning。notanhourago,saidPiedro,withthegreatesteffrontery。
  Theservant-boywasimposedupon。andbeingaforeigner,speakingtheItalianlanguagebutimperfectly,andnotbeingexpertatreckoningtheItalianmoney,hewasnomatchforthecunningPiedro,whocheatedhimnotonlyastothefreshness,butastothepriceofthecommodity。
  Piedroreceivednearlyhalfasmuchagainforhisfishasheoughttohavedone。
  OnhisroadhomewardsfromNaplestothelittlevillageofResina,wherehisfatherlived,heovertookFrancisco,whowasleadinghisfather’sass。Theasswasladenwithlargepanniers,whichwerefilledwiththestalksandleavesofcauliflowers,cabbages,broccoli,lettuces,etc——
  alltherefuseoftheNeapolitankitchens,whichareusuallycollectedbythegardeners’boys,andcarriedtothegardensroundNaples,tobemixedwithothermanure。
  Wellfilledpanniers,truly,saidPiedro,asheovertookFranciscoandtheass。Thepannierswereindeednotonlyfilledtothetop,butpiledupwithmuchskillandcare,sothattheloadmetovertheanimal’sback。
  Itisnotaveryheavyloadfortheass,thoughitlookssolarge,saidFrancisco。Thepoorfellow,however,shallhavealittleofthiswater,addedhe,leadingtheasstoapoolbytheroadside。
  Iwasnotthinkingoftheass,boy。Iwasnotthinkingofanyass,butofyou,whenIsaid,’Wellfilledpanniers,truly!’Thisisyourmorning’swork,Ipresume,andyou’llmakeanotherjourneytoNaplesto-
  day,onthesameerrand,Iwarrant,beforeyourfatherthinksyouhavedoneenough?
  NotbeforeMYFATHERthinksIhavedoneenough,butbeforeIthinksomyself,repliedFrancisco。
  Idoenoughtosatisfymyselfandmyfather,too,saidPiedro,withoutslavingmyselfafteryourfashion。Lookhere,producingthemoneyhehadreceivedforthefish。allthiswashadforasking。Itisnobadthing,you’llallow,toknowhowtoaskformoneyproperly。
  Ishouldbeashamedtobeg,orborroweither,saidFrancisco。
  NeitherdidIgetwhatyouseebybegging,orborrowingeither,saidPiedro,butbyusingmywits。notasyoudidyesterday,when,likeanovice,youshowedthebruisedsideofyourmelon,andsospoiledyourmarketbyyourwisdom。
  WisdomIthinkitstill,saidFrancisco。
  Andyourfather?askedPiedro。
  Andmyfather,saidFrancisco。
  Mineisofadifferentwayofthinking,saidPiedro。Healwaystellsmethatthebuyerhasneedofahundredeyes,andifonecanblindthewholehundred,somuchthebetter。Youmustknow,Igotoffthefishto-
  daythatmyfathercouldnotsellyesterdayinthemarket——gotitoffforfreshjustoutoftheriver——gottwiceasmuchasthemarketpriceforit。andfromwhom,thinkyou?Why,fromtheveryboobythatwouldhaveboughtthebruisedmelonforasoundoneifyouwouldhavelethim。
  You’llallowI’mnofool,Francisco,andthatI’minafairwaytogrowrich,ifIgoonasIhavebegun。
  Stay,saidFrancisco。youforgotthattheboobyyoutookinto-daywillnotbesoeasilytakeninto-morrow。Hewillbuynomorefishfromyou,becausehewillbeafraidofyourcheatinghim。buthewillbereadyenoughtobuyfruitfromme,becausehewillknowIshallnotcheathim——
  soyou’llhavelostacustomer,andIgainedone。
  Withallmyheart,saidPiedro。Onecustomerdoesnotmakeamarket。
  ifhebuysnomorefromme,whatcareI?therearepeopleenoughtobuyfishinNaples。
  Anddoyoumeantoservethemallinthesamemanner?askedFrancisco。
  Iftheywillbeonlysogoodastogivemeleave,saidPiedro,laughing,andrepeatinghisfather’sproverb,’Ventureasmallfishtocatchalargeone。’*Hehadlearnedtothinkthattocheatinmakingbargainswaswittyandclever。
  *seeanted。
  Andyouhaveneverconsidered,then,saidFrancisco,thatallthesepeoplewill,oneafteranother,findyououtintime?
  Ay,intime。butitwillbesometimefirst。Thereareagreatmanyofthem,enoughtolastmeallthesummer,ifIloseacustomeraday,saidPiedro。
  Andnextsummer,observedFrancisco,whatwillyoudo?
  Nextsummerisnotcomeyet。thereistimeenoughtothinkwhatIshalldobeforenextsummercomes。Why,now,supposetheblockheads,aftertheyhadbeentakeninandfounditout,alljoinedagainstme,andwouldbuynoneofourfish——whatthen?Aretherenotradesbutthatofafisherman?InNaples,aretherenotahundredwaysofmakingmoneyforasmartladlikeme?asmyfathersays。Whatdoyouthinkofturningmerchant,andsellingsugar-plumsandcakestothechildrenintheirmarket?Wouldtheybehardtodealwith,thinkyou?
  Ithinknot,saidFrancisco。butIthinkthechildrenwouldfindoutintimeiftheywerecheated,andwouldlikeitaslittleasthemen。
  Idon’tdoubtthem。ThenINTIMEIcould,youknow,changemytrade——
  sellchipsandsticksinthewood-market——handaboutthelemonadetothefinefolks,ortwentyotherthings。Therearetradesenough,boy。
  Yes,forthehonestdealer,saidFrancisco,butfornoother。forinallofthemyou’llfind,asMYfathersays,thatagoodcharacteristhebestfortunetosetupwith。Changeyourtradeeversooften,you’llbefoundoutforwhatyouareatlast。
  AndwhatamI,pray?saidPiedro,angrily。Thewholetruthofthematteris,Francisco,thatyouenvymygoodluck,andcan’tbeartohearthismoneyjingleinmyhand。Ay,strokethelongearsofyourass,andlookaswiseasyouplease。It’sbettertobeluckythanwise,asMY
  fathersays。Goodmorningtoyou。WhenIamfoundoutforwhatIam,orwhentheworstcomestotheworst,Icandriveastupidass,withhispanniersfilledwithrubbish,aswellasyoudonow,HONESTFRANCISCO。
  Notquitesowell。UnlessyouwereHONESTFRANCISCO,youwouldnotfillhispanniersquitesoreadily……
  Thiswascertain,thatFranciscowassowellknownforhishonestyamongstallthepeopleatNapleswithwhomhisfatherwasacquainted,thateveryonewasgladtodealwithhim。andasheneverwrongedanyone,allwerewillingtoservehim——atleast,asmuchastheycouldwithoutlosstothemselves:sothatafterthemarketwasover,hispannierswereregularlyfilledbythegardenersandotherswithwhateverhewanted。
  Hisindustrywasconstant,hisgainssmallbutcertain,andheeverydayhadmoreandmorereasontotrusttohisfather’smaxim——Thathonestyisthebestpolicy。
  Theforeignservantlad,towhomFranciscohadsohonestly,or,asPiedrosaid,sosillily,shownthebruisedsideofthemelon,wasanEnglishman。
  Helefthisnativecountry,ofwhichhewasextremelyfond,toattenduponhismaster,towhomhewasstillmoreattached。Hismasterwasinadecliningstateofhealth,andthisyoungladwaitedonhimalittlemoretohismindthanhisotherservants。Wemust,inconsiderationofhiszeal,fidelityandinexperience,pardonhimfornotbeingagoodjudgeoffish。Thoughhehadsimplicityenoughtobeeasilycheatedonce,hehadtoomuchsensetobetwicemadeadupe。ThenexttimehemetPiedrointhemarket,hehappenedtobeincompanywithseveralEnglishgentlemen’sservants,andhepointedPiedroouttothemallasanarrantknave。TheyheardhiscryofFreshfish!freshfish!finefreshfish!withincreduloussmiles,andlethimpass,butnotwithoutsomeexpressionsofcontempt,thoughutteredinEnglish,hetolerablywellunderstood。forthetoneofcontemptissufficientlyexpressiveinalllanguages。HelostmorebynotsellinghisfishtothesepeoplethanhehadgainedthedaybeforebycheatingtheENGLISHBOOBY。Themarketwaswellsupplied,andhecouldnotgetridofhiscargo。
  Isnotthistrulyprovoking?saidPiedro,ashepassedbyFrancisco,whowassellingfruitforhisfather。Look,mybasketisasheavyaswhenIlefthomeandlookat’emyourself,theyreallyarefinefreshfishto-dayandyet,becausethatrevengefulboobytoldhowItookhiminyesterday,notoneofyondercrowdwouldbuythem。andallthetimetheyreallyarefreshto-day!
  Sotheyare,saidFranscisco,butyousaidsoyesterday,whentheywerenot。andhethatwasdupedthen,isnotreadytobelieveyouto-day。
  Howdoesheknowthatyoudeserveitbetter?
  Hemighthavelookedatthefish,repeatedPiedro。theyarefreshto-
  day。Iamsureheneednothavebeenafraid。
  Ay,saidFrancisco。butasmyfathersaidtoyouonce——thescaldeddogfearscoldwater。*
  *Ilcanescottatodell’acquacaldahapaurapoidellafredda。
  HeretheirconversationwasinterruptedbythesameEnglishlad,whosmiledashecameuptoFrancisco,andtakingupafinepine-apple,hesaid,inamixtureofbadItalianandEnglish——Ineednotlookattheothersideofthis。youwilltellmeifitisnotasgoodasitlooks。
  Nameyourprice。Iknowyouhavebutone,andthatanhonestone。andastotherest,IamableandwillingtopayforwhatIbuy。thatistosay,mymasteris,whichcomestothesamething。Iwishyourfruitcouldmakehimwell,anditwouldbeworthitsweightingoldtome,atleast。
  Wemusthavesomeofyourgrapesforhim。
  Ishenotwell?inquiredFrancisco。Wemust,then,pickoutthebestforhim,atthesametimesinglingoutatemptingbunch。Ihopehewilllikethese。butifyoucouldsomedaycomeasfarasResinaitisavillagebutafewmilesoutoftown,wherewehaveourvineyard,youcouldtherechooseforyourself,andpluckthemfreshfromthevinesforyourpoormaster。
  Blessyou,mygoodboy。IshouldtakeyouforanEnglishman,byyourwayofdealing。I’llcometoyourvillage。Onlywritemedownthename。foryourItaliannamesslipthroughmyhead。I’llcometothevineyardifitwastenmilesoff。andallthetimewestayinNaplesmayitnotbesolongasIfearitwill!,withmymaster’sleave,whichheneverrefusesmetoanythingthat’sproper,I’lldealwithyouforallourfruit,assureasmyname’sArthur,andwithnoneelse,withmygoodwill。Iwishallyourcountrymenwouldtakeafteryouinhonesty,indeedIdo,
  concludedtheEnglishman,lookingfullatPiedro,whotookuphisunsoldbasketoffish,lookingsomewhatsilly,andgloomilywalkedoff。
  Arthur,theEnglishservant,wasasgoodashisword。HedealtconstantlywithFrancisco,andprovedanexcellentcustomer,buyingfromhimduringthewholeseasonasmuchfruitashismasterwanted。Hismaster,whowasanEnglishmanofdistinction,wasinvitedtotakeuphisresidence,duringhisstayinItaly,attheCountdeF。’svilla,whichwasintheenvironsofNaples——aneasywalkfromResina。Franciscohadthepleasureofseeinghisfather’svineyardoftenfullofgenerousvisitors,andArthur,whohadcirculatedtheanecdoteofthebruisedmelon,was,hesaid,proudtothinkthatsomeofthiswashisdoing,andthatanEnglishmanneverforgotagoodturn,beitfromacountrymanorforeigner。
  Mydearboy,saidFrancisco’sfathertohim,whilstArthurwasinthevineyardhelpingtotendthevines,Iamtothankyouandyourhonesty,itseems,forourhavingourhandssofullofbusinessthisseason。Itisfairyoushouldhaveashareofourprofits。
  SoIhave,father,enoughandenough,whenIseeyouandmothergoingonsowell。WhatcanIwantmore?
  Oh,mybraveboy,weknowyouareagrateful,goodson。butIhavebeenyouragemyself。youhavecompanions,youhavelittleexpensesofyourown。Here。thisvine,thisfig-tree,andamelonaweeknextsummershallbeyours。WiththesemakeafinefigureamongstthelittleNeapolitanmerchants。andallIwishisthatyoumayprosperaswell,andbythesamehonestmeans,inmanagingforyourself,asyouhavedonemanagingforme。
  Thankyou,father。andifIprosperatall,itshallbebythosemeans,andnoother,orIshouldnotbeworthytobecalledyourson。
  Piedrothecunningdidnotmakequitesosuccessfulasummer’sworkasdidFranciscothehonest。Noextraordinaryeventshappened,nosingularinstanceofbadorgoodluckoccurred。buthefelt,aspersonsusuallydo,thenaturalconsequencesofhisownactions。Hepursuedhisschemeofimposing,asfarashecould,uponeverypersonhedealtwith。andtheconsequencewas,thatatlastnobodywoulddealwithhim。
  Itiseasytooutwitoneperson,butimpossibletooutwitalltheworld,saidaman*whoknewtheworldatleastaswellaseitherPiedroorhisfather。
  *TheDukedeRochefoucault——Onpeutetrepulsfinqu’unautre,maispasplusfinquetouslesautres。
  Piedro’sfather,amongstothers,hadreasontocomplain。Hesawhisowncustomersfallofffromhim,andwastold,wheneverhewentintothemarket,thathissonwassuchacheattherewasnodealingwithhim。Oneday,whenhewasreturningfromthemarketinaverybadhumour,inconsequenceofthesereproaches,andofhisnothavingfoundcustomersforhisgoods,heespiedhisSMARTsonPiedroatalittlemerchant’sfruit-boarddevouringafinegourdwithprodigiousgreediness。Where,glutton,doyoufindmoneytopayforthesedainties?exclaimedhisfather,comingcloseuptohim,withangrygestures。Piedro’smouthwasmuchtoofulltomakeanimmediatereply,nordidhisfatherwaitforany,butdartinghishandintotheyouth’spocket,pulledforthahandfulofsilver。
  Themoney,father,saidPiedro,thatIgotforthefishyesterday,andthatImeanttogiveyouto-day,beforeyouwentout。
  ThenI’llmakeyourememberitagainstanothertime,sirrah!saidhisfather。I’llteachyoutofillyourstomachwithmymoney。AmItolosemycustomersbyyourtricks,andthenfindyouhereeatingmyall?
  Youarearogue,andeverybodyhasfoundyououttobearogue。andtheworstofroguesIfindyou,whoscruplesnottocheathisownfather。
  Sayingthesewords,withgreatvehemenceheseizedholdofPiedro,andintheverymidstofthelittlefruit-marketgavehimaseverebeating。
  Thisbeatingdidtheboynogood。itwasvengeancenotpunishment。
  Piedrosawthathisfatherwasinapassion,andknewthathewasbeatenbecausehewasfoundouttobearogue,ratherthanforbeingone。Herecollectedperfectlythathisfatheroncesaidtohim:Leteveryonetakecareofhisowngrapes。
  Indeeditwasscarcelyreasonabletoexpectthataboywhohadbeeneducatedtothinkthathemightcheateverycustomerhecouldinthewayoftrade,shouldbeafterwardsscrupulouslyhonestinhisconducttowardsthefatherwhoseproverbsencouragedhischildhoodincunning。
  Piedrowrithedwithbodilypainasheleftthemarketafterhisdrubbing,buthismindwasnotintheleastamended。Onthecontrary,hewashardenedtothesenseofshamebythelossofreputation。Allthelittlemerchantswerespectatorsofthisscene,andheardhisfather’swords:
  YouAREarogue,andtheworstofrogues,whoscruplesnottocheathisownfather。
  Thesewordswerelongremembered,andlongdidPiedrofeeltheireffects。
  Heonceflatteredhimselfthat,whenhistradeofsellingfishfailedhim,hecouldreadilyengageinsomeother。buthenowfound,tohismortification,thatwhatFrancisco’sfathersaidprovedtrue:Inalltradesthebestfortunetosetupwithisagoodcharacter。
  NotoneofthelittleNeapolitanmerchantswouldeitherenterintopartnershipwithhim,givehimcredit,oreventradewithhimforreadymoney。Ifyouwouldcheatyourownfather,tobesureyouwillcheatus,wascontinuallysaidtohimbytheseprudentlittlepeople。
  Piedrowastauntedandtreatedwithcontemptathomeandabroad。Hisfather,whenhefoundthathisson’ssmartnesswasnolongerusefulinmakingbargains,shovedhimoutofhiswaywheneverhemethim。Allthefoodorclothesthathehadathomeseemedtobegiventohimgrudgingly,andwithsuchexpressionsasthese:Takethat。butitistoogoodforyou。Youmusteatthis,now,insteadofgourdsandfigs——andbethankfulyouhaveeventhis。
  Piedrospentawholewinterveryunhappily。Heexpectedthatallhisoldtricks,andespeciallywhathisfatherhadsaidofhiminthemarket-
  place,wouldbesoonforgotten。butmonthpassedaftermonth,andstillthesethingswerefreshinthememoryofallwhohadknownthem。
  Itisnoteasytogetridofabadcharacter。Averygreatrogue*wasonceheardtosay,thathewould,withallhisheart,givetenthousandpoundsforagoodcharacter,becauseheknewthathecouldmaketwentythousandbyit。
  *Chartres。
  Somethinglikethiswasthesentimentofourcunningherowhenheexperiencedtheevilsofabadreputation,andwhenhesawthenumerousadvantageswhichFrancisco’sgoodcharacterprocured。SuchhadbeenPiedro’swretchededucation,thateventhehardlessonsofexperiencecouldnotalteritsperniciouseffects。Hewassorryhisknaveryhadbeendetected,buthestillthoughtitclevertocheat,andwassecretlypersuadedthat,ifhehadcheatedsuccessfully,heshouldhavebeenhappy。ButIknowIamnothappynow,saidhetohimselfonemorning,ashesatalonedisconsolatebythesea-shore,dressedintatteredgarments,weakandhungry,withanemptybasketbesidehim。Hisfishing-
  rod,whichheheldbetweenhisknees,bentoverthedrysandsinsteadofintothewater,forhewasnotthinkingofwhathewasabout。hisarmswerefolded,hisheadhungdown,andhisraggedhatwasslouchedoverhisface。Hewasamelancholyspectacle。
  Francisco,ashewascomingfromhisfather’svineyardwithalargedishofpurpleandwhitegrapesuponhishead,andabasketofmelonsandfigshanginguponhisarm,chancedtoseePiedroseatedinthismelancholyposture。Touchedwithcompassion,Franciscoapproachedhimsoftly。hisfootstepswerenothearduponthesands,andPiedrodidnotperceivethatanyonewasnearhimtillhefeltsomethingcoldtouchhishand。hethenstarted,and,lookingup,sawabunchofgrapes,whichFranciscowasholdingoverhishead。
  Eatthem:you’llfindthemverygood,Ihope,saidFrancisco,withabenevolentsmile。
  Theyareexcellent——mostexcellent,andIammuchobligedtoyou,Francisco,saidPiedro。Iwasveryhungry,andthat’swhatIamnow,withoutanybody’scaringanythingaboutit。IamnotthefavouriteIwaswithmyfather,butIknowitisallmyownfault。
  Well,butcheerup,saidFrancisco。myfatheralwayssays,’Onewhoknowshehasbeeninfault,andacknowledgesit,willscarcelybeinfaultagain。’Yes,takeasmanyfigsasyouwill,continuedhe。andheldhisbasketclosertoPiedro,who,ashesaw,castahungryeyeupononeoftheripefigs。
  But,saidPiedro,afterhehadtakenseveral,shallnotIgetyouintoascrapebytakingsomany?Won’tyourfatherbeapttomissthem?
  DoyouthinkIwouldgivethemtoyouiftheywerenotmyown?saidFrancisco,withasuddenglanceofindignation。
  Well,don’tbeangrythatIaskedthequestion。itwasonlyfromfearofgettingyouintodisgracethatIaskedit。
  Itwouldnotbeeasyforanybodytodothat,Ihope,saidFrancisco,ratherproudly。
  Andtomelessthananybody,repliedPiedro,inaninsinuatingtone,_I,_thatamsomuchobligedtoyou!
  Abunchofgrapes,andafewfigs,arenomightyobligation,saidFrancisco,smiling。IwishIcoulddomoreforyou。Youseem,indeed,tohavebeenveryunhappyoflate。Weneverseeyouinthemarketsasweusedtodo。
  No。eversincemyfatherbeatme,andcalledmeroguebeforeallthechildrenthere,Ihaveneverbeenabletoshowmyfacewithoutbeinggibedatbyoneort’other。Ifyouwouldbuttakemealongwithyouamongstthem,andonlyjustSEEMmyfriend,foradayortwo,orso,itwouldquitesetmeupagain。fortheyalllikeyou。
  IwouldratherBEthanseemyourfriend,ifIcould,saidFrancisco。
  Ay,tobesure。thatwouldbestillbetter,saidPiedro,observingthatFrancisco,asheutteredhislastsentence,wasseparatingthegrapesandotherfruitsintotwoequaldivisions。TobesureIwouldratheryouwouldBEthanSEEMafriendtome。butIthoughtthatwastoomuchtoaskatfirst,thoughIhaveanotion,notwithstandingIhavebeensoUNLUCKY
  lately——Ihaveanotionyouwouldhavenoreasontorepentofit。Youwouldfindmenobadhand,ifyouweretotry,andtakemeintopartnership。
  Partnership!interruptedFrancisco,drawingbackalarmed。Ihadnothoughtsofthat。
  Butwon’tyou?can’tyou?saidPiedro,inasupplicatingtone。CAN’T
  youhavethoughtsofit?You’dfindmeaveryactivepartner。
  Fransciscostilldrewback,andkepthiseyesfixedupontheground。Hewasembarrassed。forhepitiedPiedro,andhescarcelyknewhowtopointouttohimthatsomethingmoreisnecessaryinapartnerintradebesidesactivity,andthatishonesty。
  Can’tyou?repeatedPiedro,thinkingthathehesitatedfrommerelymercenarymotives。Youshallhavewhatshareoftheprofitsyouplease。
  Iwasnotthinkingoftheprofits,saidFrancisco。butwithoutmeaningtobeill-naturedtoyou,Piedro,ImustsaythatIcannotenterintoanypartnershipwithyouatpresent。butIwilldowhat,perhaps,youwilllikeaswell,saidhe,takinghalfthefruitoutofhisbasket。
  youareheartilywelcometothis。tryandsellitinthechildren’sfruitmarket。I’llgoonbeforeyou,andspeaktothoseIamacquaintedwith,andtellthemyouaregoingtosetupanewcharacter,andthatyouhopetomakeitagoodone。
  Hey,shallI!Thankyouforever,dearFrancisco,criedPiedro,seizinghisplentifulgiftoffruit。Saywhatyoupleaseforme。
  Butdon’tmakemesayanythingthatisnottrue,saidFrancisco,pausing。
  No,tobesurenot,saidPiedro。IDOmeantogivenoroomforscandal。IfIcouldgetthemtotrustmeastheydoyou,Ishouldbehappyindeed。
  Thatiswhatyoumaydo,ifyouplease,saidFrancisco。Adieu,Iwishyouwellwithallmyheart。butImustleaveyounow,orIshallbetoolateforthemarket。
  CHAPTERII。
  Chivapianovasano,eanchelontano。
  Fairandsoftlygoesfarinaday。
  Piedrohadnowanopportunityofestablishingagoodcharacter。Whenhewentintothemarketwithhisgrapesandfigs,hefoundthathewasnotshunnedortauntedasusual。Allseemeddisposedtobelieveinhisintendedreformation,andtogivehimafairtrial。
  ThesefavourabledispositionstowardshimweretheconsequenceofFrancisco’sbenevolentrepresentations。HetoldthemthathethoughtPiedrohadsufferedenoughtocurehimofhistricks,andthatitwouldbecrueltyinthem,becausehemightoncehavebeeninfault,tobanishhimbytheirreproachesfromamongstthem,andthustopreventhimfromthemeansofgaininghislivelihoodhonestly。
  Piedromadeagoodbeginning,andgavewhatseveraloftheyoungercustomersthoughtexcellentbargains。Hisgrapesandfigswerequicklysold,andwiththemoneythathegotforthemhethenextdaypurchasedfromafruitdealerafreshsupply。andthushewentonforsometime,conductinghimselfwithscrupuloushonesty,sothatheacquiredsomecreditamonghiscompanions。Theynolongerwatchedhimwithsuspiciouseyes。Theytrustedtohismeasuresandweights,andtheycountedlesscarefullythechangewhichtheyreceivedfromhim。
  ThesatisfactionhefeltfromthisalterationintheirmannerswasatfirstdelightfultoPiedro。butinproportiontohiscredit,hisopportunitiesofdefraudingincreased。andthesebecametemptationswhichhehadnotthefirmnesstoresist。Hisoldmannerofthinkingrecurred。
  Imakebutafewshillingsaday,andthisisbutslowwork,saidhetohimself。Whatsignifiesmygoodcharacter,ifImakesolittlebyit?
  Lightgains,andfrequent,makeaheavypurse,*wasoneofFrancisco’sproverbs。ButPiedrowasintoogreathastetogetrichtotaketimeintohisaccount。Hesethisinventiontowork,andhedidnotwantforingenuity,todevisemeansofcheatingwithoutrunningtheriskofdetection。Heobservedthattheyoungerpartofthecommunitywereextremelyfondofcertaincolouredsugarplums,andofburntalmonds。
  *Pocoespessoempieill’orsetto。
  Withthemoneyhehadearnedbytwomonths’tradinginfruithelaidinalargestockofwhatappearedtotheselittlemerchantsastockofalmondsandsugar-plums,andhepaintedincapitalgoldcolouredlettersuponhisboard,Sweetest,largest,mostadmirablesugar-plumsofallcolourseversoldinNaples,tobehadhere。andingratitudetohisnumerouscustomers,Piedroaddstothese,’Burntalmondsgratis。’。
  Thisadvertisementattractedtheattentionofallwhocouldread。andmanywhocouldnotreadhearditrepeatedwithdelight。CrowdsofchildrensurroundedPiedro’sboardofpromise,andtheyallwentawaythefirstdayamplysatisfied。Eachhadafullmeasureofcolouredsugar-
  plumsattheusualprice,andalongwiththeseaburntalmondgratis。
  Theburntalmondhadsuchaneffectuponthepublicjudgment,thatitwasuniversallyallowedthatthesugar-plumswere,astheadvertisementsetforth,thelargest,sweetest,mostadmirableeversoldinNaples。thoughallthetimetheywere,innorespect,betterthananyothersugar-plums。
  ItwasgenerallyreportedthatPiedrogavefullmeasure——fullerthananyotherboardinthecity。Hemeasuredthesugar-plumsinalittlecubicaltinbox。andthis,itwasaffirmed,heheapeduptothetop,andpresseddownbeforehepouredoutthecontentsintotheopenhandsofhisapprovingcustomers。Thisbelief,andPiedro’spopularity,continuedlongereventhanhehadexpected。and,ashethoughthissugar-plumshadsecuredtheirreputationwiththeGENEROUSPUBLIC,hegraduallyneglectedtoaddburntalmondsgratis。
  Onedayaboyofabouttenyearsoldpassedcarelesslyby,whistlingashewentalong,andswingingacarpenter’sruleinhishand。Ha!whathavewehere?criedhe,stoppingtoreadwhatwaswrittenonPiedro’sboard。Thispromisesrarely。OldasIam,andtallofmyage,whichmakesthematterworse,Iamstillasfondofsugar-plumsasmylittlesister,whoisfiveyearsyoungerthanI。Come,Signor,fillmequick,forI’minhastetotastethem,twomeasuresofthesweetest,largest,mostadmirablesugar-plumsinNaples——onemeasureformyselfandoneformylittleRosetta。
  You’llpayforyourselfandyoursister,then,saidPiedro,fornocreditisgivenhere。
  NocreditdoIask,repliedthelivelyboy。whenItoldyouIlovedsugar-plums,didItellyouIlovedthem,orevenmysister,sowellastorunindebtforthem?Here’sformyself,andhere’sformysister’sshare,saidhe,layingdownhismoney。andnowfortheburntalmondsgratis,mygoodfellow。
  Theyareallout。Ihavebeenoutofburntalmondsthisgreatwhile,
  saidPiedro。
  Thenwhyaretheyinyouradvertisementhere?saidCarlo。
  Ihavenothadtimetoscratchthemoutoftheboard。
  What!notwhenyouhave,byyourownaccount,beenoutofthemagreatwhile?Ididnotknowitrequiredsomuchtimetoblotoutafewwords——
  letustry……andashespoke,Carlo,forthatwasthenameofPiedro’snewcustomer,pulledabitofwhitechalkoutofhispocket,anddrewabroadscoreacrossthelineontheboardwhichpromisedburntalmondsgratis。
  Youaremostimpatient,saidPiedro。Ishallhaveafreshstockofalmondsto-morrow。
  Whymusttheboardtellalieto-day?
  Itwouldruinmetoalterit,saidPiedro。
  Aliemayruinyou,butIcouldscarcelythinkthetruthcould。
  Youhavenorighttomeddlewithmeormyboard,saidPiedro,putoffhisguard,andoutofhisusualsoftvoiceofcivility,bythislastobservation。Mycharacter,andthatofmyboard,aretoofirmlyestablishednowforanychancecustomerlikeyoutoinjure。
  Ineverdreamedofinjuringyouoranyoneelse,saidCarlo——Iwish,moreover,youmaynotinjureyourself。Doasyoupleasewithyourboard,butgivememysugar-plums,forIhavesomerighttomeddlewiththose,havingpaidforthem。
  Holdoutyourhand,then。
  No,puttheminhere,ifyouplease。putmysister’s,atleast,inhere。
  shelikestohavetheminthisbox:Iboughtsomeforherinityesterday,andshe’llthinkthey’lltastethebetteroutofthesamebox。
  Buthowisthis?yourmeasuredoesnotfillmyboxnearly。yougiveusveryfewsugar-plumsforourmoney。
  Igiveyoufullmeasure,asIgivetoeverybody。
  Themeasureshouldbeaninchcube,Iknow,saidCarlo。that’swhatallthelittlemerchantshaveagreedto,youknow。
  True,saidPiedro,soitis。
  Andsoitis,Imustallow,saidCarlo,measuringtheoutsideofitwiththecarpenter’srulewhichheheldinhishand。Anincheveryway。
  andyetbymyeye——andIhavenobadone,beingusedtomeasuringcarpenter’sworkformyfather——bymyeyeIshouldthinkthiswouldhaveheldmoresugar-plums。
  Theeyeoftendeceivesus。saidPiedro。There’snothinglikemeasuring,youfind。
  There’snothinglikemeasuring,Ifind,indeed,repliedCarlo,ashelookedcloselyattheendofhisrule,which,sincehespokelast,hehadputintothecubetotakeitsdepthintheinside。Thisisnotasdeepbyaquarterofaninch,SignorPiedro,measuredwithinasitismeasuredwithout。
  Piedrochangedcolourterribly,andseizingholdofthetinbox,endeavouredtowrestitfromtheyouthwhomeasuredsoaccurately。Carloheldhisprizefast,andliftingitabovehishead,heranintothemidstofthesquarewherethelittlemarketwasheld,exclaiming,Adiscovery!
  adiscovery!thatconcernsallwholovesugar-plums。Adiscovery!adiscoverythatconcernsallwhohaveeverboughtthesweetest,andmostadmirablesugar-plumseversoldinNaples。
  Thecrowdgatheredfromallpartsofthesquareashespoke。
  Wehavebought,andWehaveboughtofthosesugar-plums,criedseverallittlevoicesatonce,ifyoumeanPiedro’s。
  Thesame,continuedCarlo——hewho,outofgratitudetohisnumerouscustomers,gives,orpromisestogive,burntalmondsgratis。
  Excellenttheywere!criedseveralvoices。WeallknowPiedrowell。
  butwhat’syourdiscovery?
  Mydiscoveryis,saidCarlo,thatyou,noneofyou,knowPiedro。Lookyouhere。lookatthisbox——thisishismeasure。ithasafalsebottom——
  itholdsonlythree-quartersasmuchasitoughttodo。andhisnumerouscustomershaveallbeencheatedofone-quarterofeverymeasureoftheadmirablesugar-plumstheyhaveboughtfromhim。’Thinktwiceofagoodbargain,’saystheproverb。
  Sowehavebeenfinelyduped,indeed,criedsomeofthebystanders,lookingatoneanotherwithamortifiedair。Fullofcourtesy,fullofcraft!*Sothisisthemeaningofhisburntalmondsgratis,criedothers。alljoinedinanuproarofindignation,exceptone,who,ashestoodbehindtherest,expressedinhiscountenancesilentsurpriseandsorrow。
  *ChietFApicaresschenonvole,Oingannatot’ha,oinganuaretvole。
  IsthisPiedroarelationofyours?saidCarlo,goinguptothissilentperson。Iamsorry,ifhebe,thatIhavepublishedhisdisgrace,forI
  wouldnothurtYOU。Youdon’tsellsugar-plumsashedoes,I’msure。formylittlesisterRosettahasoftenboughtfromyou。CanthisPiedrobeafriendofyours?
  Iwishedtohavebeenhisfriend。butIseeIcan’t,saidFrancisco。
  Heisaneighbourofours,andIpitiedhim。butsinceheisathisoldtricksagain,there’sanendofthematter。Ihavereasontobeobligedtoyou,forIwasnearlytakenin。Hehasbehavedsowellforsometimepast,thatIintendedthisveryeveningtohavegonetohim,andtohavetoldhimthatIwaswillingtodoforhimwhathehaslongbeggedofmetodo——toenterintopartnershipwithhim。
  Francisco!Francisco!——yourmeasure,lendusyourmeasure!exclaimedanumberoflittlemerchantscrowdingroundhim。Youhaveameasureforsugar-plums。andwehaveallagreedtorefertothat,andtoseehowmuchwehavebeencheatedbeforewegotobreakPiedro’sbenchanddeclarehimbankrupt,*——thepunishmentforallknaves。
  *ThiswordcomesfromtwoItalianwords,buncorotto——brokenbench。
  Bankersandmerchantsusedformerlytocounttheirmoney,andwritetheirbillsofexchangeuponbenchesinthestreets。andwhenamerchantorbankerlosthiscredit,andwasunabletopayhisdebts,hisbenchwasbroken。
  TheypressedontoFrancisco’sboard,obtainedhismeasure,foundthatitheldsomethingmorethanaquarterabovethequantitythatcouldbecontainedinPiedro’s。Thecriesoftheenragedpopulacewerenowmostclamorous。Theyhungthejustandtheunjustmeasuresuponhighpoles。
  and,formingthemselvesintoaformidablephalanx,theyproceededtowardsPiedro’swellknownyellowletteredboard,exclaiming,astheywentalong,Commoncause!commoncause!ThelittleNeapolitanmerchantswillhavenoknavesamongstthem!Breakhisbench!breakhisbench!Heisabankruptinhonesty。
  Piedrosawthemob,heardtheindignantclamour,and,terrifiedattheapproachofnumbers,hefledwiththeutmostprecipitation,havingscarcelytimetopackuphalfhissugar-plums。Therewasaprodigiousnumber,morethanwouldhavefilledmanyhonestmeasures,scattereduponthegroundandtrampledunderfootbythecrowd。Piedro’sbenchwasbroken,andthepublicvengeancewreakeditselfalsouponhistreacherouspaintedboard。Itwas,afterbeingmuchdisfiguredbyvariousinscriptionsexpressiveoftheuniversalcontemptforPiedro,hungupinaconspicuouspartofthemarket-place。andthefalsemeasurewasfastenedlikeacapupononeofitscorners。Piedrocouldnevermoreshowhisfaceinthismarket,andallhopesoffriendship——allhopesofpartnershipwithFrancisco——wereforeveratanend。
  Ifrogueswouldcalculate,theywouldceasetoberogues。fortheywouldcertainlydiscoverthatitismostfortheirinteresttobehonest——
  settingasidethepleasureofbeingesteemedandbeloved,ofhavingasafeconscience,withperfectfreedomfromallthevariousembarrassmentsandterrortowhichknavesaresubject。IsitnotclearthatourcraftyherowouldhavegainedrathermorebyapartnershipwithFrancisco,andbyafaircharacter,thanhecouldpossiblyobtainbyfraudulentdealingincomfits?
  Whenthemobhaddispersed,aftersatisfyingthemselveswithexecutingsummaryjusticeuponPiedro’sbenchandboard,Franciscofoundacarpenter’srulelyinguponthegroundnearPiedro’sbrokenbench,whichherecollectedtohaveseeninthehandsofCarlo。Heexamineditcarefully,andhefoundCarlo’snamewrittenuponit,andthenameofthestreetwherehelived。andthoughitwasconsiderablyoutofhisway,hesetoutimmediatelytorestoretherule,whichwasaveryhandsomeone,toitsrightfulowner。Afterahotwalkthroughseveralstreets,heovertookCarlo,whohadjustreachedthedoorofhisownhouse。Carlowasparticularlyobligedtohim,hesaid,forrestoringthisruletohim,asitwasapresentfromthemasterofavessel,whoemployedhisfathertodocarpenter’sworkforhim。Oneshouldnotpraiseone’sself,theysay,continuedCarlo,butIlongsomuchtogainyourgoodopinion,thatImusttellyouthewholehistoryoftheruleyouhaverestored。Itwasgiventomeforhavingmeasuredtheworkandmadeupthebillofawholepleasure-boatmyself。YoumayguessIshouldhavebeensorryenoughtohavelostit。Thankyouforitsbeingoncemoreinmycarelesshands,andtellme,Ibeg,wheneverIcandoyouanyservice。By-the-by,Icanmakeupforyouafruitstall。I’lldoitto-morrow,anditshallbetheadmirationofthemarket。Isthereanythingelseyoucouldthinkofforme?
  Why,yes,saidFrancisco。sinceyouaresogood-natured,perhapsyou’dbekindenoughtotellmethemeaningofsomeofthoselinesandfiguresthatIseeuponyourrule。Ihaveagreatcuriositytoknowtheiruse。
  ThatI’llexplaintoyouwithpleasure,asfarasIknowthemmyself。
  butwhenI’matfault,myfather,whoisclevererthanIam,andunderstandstrigonometry,canhelpusout。
  Trigonometry!repeatedFrancisco,notalittlealarmedatthehighsoundingword。that’swhatIcertainlyshallneverunderstand。
  Oh,neverfear,repliedCarlo,laughing。Ilookedjustasyoudonow——
  Ifeltjustasyoudonow——allinafrightandapuzzle,whenIfirstheardofanglesandsines,andcosines,andarcsandcentres,andcomplementsandtangents。
  Ohmercy!mercy!interruptedFrancisco,whilstCarlolaughed,withabenevolentsenseofsuperiority。
  Why,saidCarlo,you’llfindallthesethingsarenothingwhenyouareusedtothem。ButIcannotexplainmyruletoyouherebroilinginthesun。Besides,itwillnotbetheworkofaday,Ipromiseyou。butcomeandseeusatyourleisurehours,andwe’llstudyittogether。Ihaveagreatnotionweshallbecomefriends。and,tobegin,stepinwithmenow,saidCarlo,andeatalittlemacaroniwithus。Iknowitisreadybythistime。Besides,you’llseemyfather,andhe’llshowyouplentyofrulesandcompasses,asyoulikesuchthings。andthenI’llgohomewithyouinthecooloftheevening,andyoushallshowmeyourmelonsandvines,andteachme,intime,somethingofgardening。Oh,Iseewemustbegoodfriends,justmadeforeachother。socomein——noceremony。
  Carlowasnotmistakeninhispredictions。heandFranciscobecameverygoodfriends,spentalltheirleisurehourstogether,eitherinCarlo’sworkshoporinFrancisco’svineyard,andtheymutuallyimprovedeachother。Francisco,beforehesawhisfriend’srule,knewbutjustenoughofarithmetictocalculateinhisheadthepriceofthefruitwhichhesoldinthemarket。butwithCarlo’sassistance,andtheambitiontounderstandthetablesandfiguresuponthewonderfulrule,hesettoworkinearnest,andinduetime,satisfiedbothhimselfandhismaster。
  WhoknowsbutthesethingsthatIamlearningnowmaybeofsomeusetomebeforeIdie?saidFrancisco,ashewassittingonemorningwithhistutor,thecarpenter。
  Tobesureitwill,saidthecarpenter,puttingdownhiscompasses,withwhichhewasdrawingacircle——Arithmeticisamostuseful,andI
  wasgoingtosaynecessarythingtobeknownbymeninallstations。andalittletrigonometrydoesnoharm。Inshort,mymaximis,thatnoknowledgecomesamiss。foraman’sheadisofasmuchusetohimashishands。andevenmoreso。
  Awordtothewisewillalwayssuffice。
  Besides,tosaynothingofmakingafortune,isnotthereagreatpleasureinbeingsomethingofascholar,andbeingabletopassone’stimewithone’sbook,andone’scompassesandpencil?Safecompanionstheseforyoungandold。Noonegetsintomischiefthathaspleasantthingstothinkofandtodowhenalone。andIknow,formypart,thattrigonometryis——
  Herethecarpenter,justashewasgoingtopronounceafreshpanegyricuponhisfavouritetrigonometry,wasinterruptedbythesuddenentranceofhislittledaughterRosetta,allintears:averyunusualspectacle,for,takingtheyearround,sheshedfewertearsthananychildofherageinNaples。
  Why,mydeargoodhumouredlittleRosetta,whathashappened?Whytheselargetears?saidherbrotherCarlo,andhewentuptoher,andwipedthemfromhercheeks。Andthesethataregoingoverthebridgeofthenosesofast?Imuststopthesetears,too,saidCarlo。
  Rosetta,atthisspeech,burstoutlaughing,andsaidthatshedidnotknowtillthenthatshehadanybridgeonhernose。
  Andweretheseshellsthecauseofthetears?saidherbrother,lookingataheapofshells,whichsheheldbeforeherinherfrock。
  Yes,partly,saidRosetta。Itwaspartlymyownfault,butnotall。
  YouknowIwentouttothecarpenter’syard,nearthearsenal,whereallthechildrenarepickingupchipsandstickssobusily。andIwasasbusyasanyofthem,becauseIwantedtofillmybasketsoon。andthenI
  thoughtIshouldsellmybasketfuldirectlyinthelittlewood-market。
  AssoonasIhadfilledmybasket,andmadeupmyfaggotwhichwasnotdone,brother,tillIwasalmostbakedbythesun,forIwasforcedtowaitbythecarpentersforthebitsofwoodtomakeupmyfaggot——Isay,whenitwasallready,andmybasketfull,Ileftitaltogetherintheyard。
  Thatwasnotwisetoleaveit,saidCarlo。
  ButIonlyleftitforafewminutes,brother,andIcouldnotthinkanybodywouldbesodishonestastotakeitwhilstIwasaway。Ionlyjustrantotellaboy,whohadpickedupallthesebeautifulshellsuponthesea-shore,andwhowantedtosellthem,thatIshouldbegladtobuythemfromhim,ifhewouldonlybesogoodastokeepthemforme,foranhourorso,tillIhadcarriedmywoodtomarket,andtillIhadsoldit,andsohadmoneytopayhimfortheshells。
  Yourheartwassetmightilyontheseshells,Rosetta。
  Yes。forIthoughtyouandFrancisco,brother,wouldliketohavethemforyournicegrottothatyouaremakingatResina。ThatwasthereasonIwasinsuchahurrytogetthem。Theboywhohadthemtosellwasverygood-natured。hepouredthemintomylap,andsaidIhadsuchanhonestfacehewouldtrustme,andthatashewasinagreathurry,hecouldnotwaitanhourwhilstIsoldmywood。butthathewassureIwouldpayhimintheevening,andhetoldmethathewouldcallherethiseveningforthemoney。ButnowwhatshallIdo,Carlo?Ishallhavenomoneytogivehim:Imustgivebackhisshells,andthat’sagreatpity。
  Buthowhappeneditthatyoudidnotsellyourwood?
  Oh,Iforgot。didnotItellyouthat?WhenIwentformybasket,doyouknowitwasempty,quiteempty,notachipleft?Somedishonestpersonhadcarrieditalloff。HadnotIreasontocrynow,Carlo?’
  I’llgothisminuteintothewood-market,andseeifIcanfindyourfaggot。Won’tthatbebetterthancrying?saidherbrother。Shouldyouknowanyoneofyourpiecesofwoodagainifyouweretoseethem?
  Yes,oneofthem,Iamsure,Ishouldknowagain,saidRosetta。Ithadanotchatoneendofit,whereoneofthecarpenterscutitofffromanotherpieceofwoodforme。
  Andisthispieceofwoodfromwhichthecarpentercutitstilltobeseen?saidFrancisco。
  Yes,itisintheyard。butIcannotbringittoyou,foritisveryheavy。
  Wecangotoit,saidFrancisco,andIhopeweshallrecoveryourbasketful。
  CarloandhisfriendwentwithRosettaimmediatelytotheyard,nearthearsenal,sawthenotchedpieceofwood,andthenproceededtothelittlewood-market,andsearchedeveryheapthatlaybeforethelittlefactors。
  butnonotchedbitwastobefound,andRosettadeclaredthatshedidnotseeonestickthatlookedatalllikeanyofhers。
  Ontheirpart,hercompanionseagerlyuntiedtheirfaggotstoshowthemtoher,andexclaimed,Thattheywereincapableoftakingwhatdidnotbelongtothem。thatofallpersonstheyshouldneverhavethoughtoftakinganythingfromthegoodnaturedlittleRosetta,whowasalwaysreadytogivetoothers,andtohelptheminmakinguptheirloads。
  Despairingofdiscoveringthethief,FranciscoandCarloleftthemarket。
  Astheywerereturninghome,theyweremetbytheEnglishservantArthur,whoaskedFranciscowherehehadbeen,andwherehewasgoing。
  AssoonasheheardofRosetta’slostfaggot,andofthebitofwood,notchedatoneend,ofwhichRosettadrewtheshapewithapieceofchalk,whichherbrotherhadlenther,Arthurexclaimed,Ihaveseensuchabitofwoodasthiswithinthisquarterofanhour。butIcannotrecollectwhere。Stay!thiswasatthebaker’s,Ithink,whereIwentforsomerollsformymaster。Itwaslyingbesidehisoven。
  Tothebaker’stheyallwentasfastaspossible,andtheygottherebutjustintime。Thebakerhadinhishandthebitofwoodwithwhichhewasthatinstantgoingtofeedhisoven。
  Stop,goodMr。Baker!criedRosetta,whoranintothebaker’sshopfirst。andasheheardStop!stop!re-echoedbymanyvoices,thebakerstopped。andturningtoFrancisco,CarloandArthur,begged,withacountenanceofsomesurprise,toknowwhytheyhaddesiredhimtostop。
  Thecasewaseasilyexplained,andthebakertoldthemthathedidnotbuyanywoodinthelittlemarketthatmorning。thatthisfaggothehadpurchasedbetweenthehoursoftwelveandonefromaladaboutFrancisco’sheight,whomhemetneartheyardofthearsenal。
  Thisismybitofwood,Iamsure。Iknowitbythisnotch,saidRosetta。
  Well,saidthebaker,ifyouwillstayhereafewminutes,youwillprobablyseetheladwhosoldittome。Hedesiredtobepaidinbread,andmybreadwasnotquitebakedwhenhewashere。Ibidhimcallagaininanhour,andIfancyhewillbeprettypunctual,forhelookeddesperatelyhungry。
  ThebakerhadscarcelyfinishedspeakingwhenFrancisco,whowasstandingwatchingatthedoor,exclaimed,HerecomesPiedro!Ihopeheisnottheboywhosoldyouthewood,Mr。Baker?
  Heistheboy,though,repliedthebaker,andPiedro,whonowenteredtheshop,startedatthesightofCarloandFrancisco,whomhehadneverseensincethedayofdisgraceinthefruit-market。
  Yourservant,SignorPiedro,saidCarlo。Ihavethehonourtotellyouthatthispieceofwood,andallthatyoutookoutofthebasket,whichyoufoundintheyardofthearsenal,belongstomysister。
  Yes,indeed,criedRosetta。
  PiedrobeingverycertainthatnobodysawhimwhenheemptiedRosetta’sbasket,andimaginingthathewassuspectedonlyuponthebareassertionofachildlikeRosetta,whomightbebaffledandfrightenedoutofherstory,boldlydeniedthecharge,anddefiedanyonetoprovehimguilty。
  Hehasarighttobeheardinhisowndefence,saidArthur,withthecooljusticeofanEnglishman。andhestoppedtheangryCarlo’sarm,whowasgoinguptotheculpritwithalltheItalianvehemenceoforatoryandgesture。ArthurwentontosaysomethinginbadItalianabouttheexcellenceofanEnglishtrialbyjury,whichCarlowastoomuchenragedtohear,buttowhichFranciscopaidattention,andturningtoPiedro,heaskedhimifhewaswillingtobejudgedbytwelveofhisequals?
  Withallmyheart,saidPiedro,stillmaintaininganunmovedcountenance,andtheyreturnedimmediatelytothelittlewood-market。Ontheirway,theyhadpassedthroughthefruit-market,andcrowdsofthosewhowerewellacquaintedwithPiedro’sformertransactionsfollowed,toheartheeventofthepresenttrial。
  Arthurcouldnot,especiallyashespokewretchedItalian,maketheeagerlittlemerchantsunderstandthenatureandadvantagesofanEnglishtrialbyjury。Theypreferredtheirownsummarymodeofproceeding。
  Francisco,inwhoseintegritytheyallhadperfectconfidence,waschosenwithunanimousshoutsforthejudge。buthedeclinedtheoffice,andanotherwasappointed。Hewasraiseduponabench,andtheguiltybutinsolentlookingPiedro,andtheingenuous,modestRosettastoodbeforehim。Shemadehercomplaintinaveryartlessmanner。andPiedro,withingenuity,whichinabettercausewouldhavedeservedadmiration,spokevolublyandcraftilyinhisowndefence。Butallthathecouldsaycouldnotalterfacts。Thejudgecomparedthenotchedbitofwoodfoundatthebaker’swithapiecefromwhichitwascut,whichhewenttoseeintheyardofthearsenal。Itwasfoundtofitexactly。Thejudgethenfounditimpossibletorestraintheloudindignationofallthespectators。
  Theprisonerwassentencednevermoretosellwoodinthemarket。andthemomentsentencewaspronounced,Piedrowashissedandhootedoutofthemarket-place。Thusathirdtimehedeprivedhimselfofthemeansofearninghisbread。
  Weshallnotdwelluponallhispettymethodsofcheatinginthetradeshenextattempted。HehandedlemonadeaboutinapartofNapleswherehewasnotknown,buthelosthiscustomersbyputtingtoomuchwaterandtoolittlelemonintothisbeverage。Hethentooktothewatersfromthesulphuroussprings,andservedthemabouttoforeigners。butoneday,ashewastryingtojostleacompetitorfromthecoachdoor,heslippedhisfoot,andbrokehisglasses。Theyhadbeenborrowedfromanoldwoman,whohiredoutglassestotheboyswhosoldlemonade。Piedroknewthatitwasthecustomtopay,ofcourse,forallthatwasbroken。butthishewasnotinclinedtodo。Hehadafewshillingsinhispocket,andthoughtthatitwouldbeveryclevertodefraudthispoorwomanofherright,andtospendhisshillingsuponwhathevaluedmuchmorethanhedidhisgoodname——macaroni。Theshillingsweresoongone。
  WeshallnowforthepresentleavePiedrotohisfolliesandhisfate。
  or,tospeakmoreproperly,tohisfolliesandtheirinevitableconsequences。
  Franciscowasallthistimeacquiringknowledgefromhisnewfriends,withoutneglectinghisownorhisfather’sbusiness。Hecontrived,duringthecourseofautumnandwinter,tomakehimselfatolerablearithmetician。Carlo’sfathercoulddrawplansinarchitectureneatly。
  andpleasedwiththeeagernessFranciscoshowedtoreceiveinstruction,hewillinglyputapencilandcompassesintohishand,andtaughthimallheknewhimself。Franciscohadgreatperseverance,and,byrepeatedtrials,heatlengthsucceededincopyingexactlyalltheplanswhichhismasterlenthim。Hiscopies,intime,surpassedtheoriginals,andCarloexclaimed,withastonishment:Why,Francisco,whatanastonishingGENIUSyouhavefordrawing!——Absolutelyyoudrawplansbetterthanmyfather!
  Astogenius,saidFrancisco,honestly,Ihavenone。AllthatIhavedonehasbeendonebyhardlabour。Idon’tknowhowotherpeopledothings。butIamsurethatIneverhavebeenabletogetanythingdonewellbutbypatience。Don’tyouremember,Carlo,howyouandevenRosettalaughedatmethefirsttimeyourfatherputapencilintomyawkward,clumsyhands?
  Because,saidCarlo,laughingagainattherecollection,youheldyourpencilsodrolly。andwhenyouweretocutit,youcutitjustasifyouwereusingapruning-knifetoyourvines。butnowitisyourturntolaugh,foryousurpassusall。AndthetimesarechangedsinceIsetabouttoexplainthisruleofminetoyou。
  Ay,thatrule,saidFrancisco——howmuchIowetoit!Somegreatpeople,whentheyloseanyoftheirfinethings,causethecriertopromisearewardofsomuchmoneytoanyonewhoshallfindandrestoretheirtrinket。Howrichlyhaveyouandyourfatherrewardedmeforreturningthisrule!
  Francisco’smodestyandgratitude,astheywereperfectlysincere,attachedhisfriendstohimmostpowerfully。buttherewasonepersonwhoregrettedourhero’sfrequentabsencesfromhisvineyardatResina。NotFrancisco’sfather,forhewaswellsatisfiedhissonneverneglectedhisbusiness。andastothehoursspentinNaples,hehadsomuchconfidenceinFranciscothathefeltnoapprehensionsofhisgettingintobadcompany。Whenhissonhadoncesaidtohim,Ispendmytimeatsuchaplace,andinsuchandsuchamanner,hewasaswellconvincedofitsbeingsoasifhehadwatchedandseenhimeverymomentoftheday。ButitwasArthurwhocomplainedofFrancisco’sabsence。
  Isee,becauseIamanEnglishman,saidhe,youdon’tvaluemyfriendship,andyetthatistheveryreasonyououghttovalueit。nofriendssogoodastheEnglish,beitspokenwithoutoffencetoyourItalianfriend,forwhomyounowcontinuallyleavemetododgeupanddownhereinResina,withoutasoulthatIliketospeakto,foryouaretheonlyItalianIeverliked。
  Youshalllikeanother,Ipromiseyou,saidFrancisco。YoumustcomewithmetoCarlo’s,andseehowIspendmyevenings。thencomplainofme,ifyoucan。
  ItwastheutmoststretchofArthur’scomplaisancetopaythisvisit。
  but,inspiteofhisnationalprejudicesandhabitualreserveoftemper,hewaspleasedwiththereceptionhemetwithfromthegenerousCarloandtheplayfulRosetta。TheyshowedhimFrancisco’sdrawingswithenthusiasticeagerness。andArthur,thoughnogreatjudgeofdrawing,wasinastonishment,andfrequentlyrepeated,Iknowagentlemanwhovisitsmymasterwhowouldlikethesethings。IwishImighthavethemtoshowhim。
  Takethem,then,saidCarlo。IwishallNaplescouldseethem,providedtheymightbelikedhalfaswellasIlikethem。
  Arthurcarriedoffthedrawings,andoneday,whenhismasterwasbetterthanusual,andwhenhewasatleisure,eatingadessertofFrancisco’sgrapes,heenteredrespectfully,withhislittleportfoliounderhisarm,andbeggedpermissiontoshowhismasterafewdrawingsdonebythegardener’sson,whosegrapeshewaseating。
  ThoughnotquitesopartialajudgeastheenthusiasticCarlo,thisgentlemanwasbothpleasedandsurprisedatthesightofthesedrawings,consideringhowshortatimeFranciscohadappliedhimselftothisart,andwhatslightinstructionshehadreceived。Arthurwasdesiredtosummontheyoungartist。Francisco’shonest,openmanner,joinedtotheproofshehadgivenofhisabilities,andthecharacterArthurgavehimforstricthonesty,andconstantkindnesstohisparents,interestedMr。
  Lee,thenameofthisEnglishgentleman,muchinhisfavour。Mr。LeewasatthistimeintreatywithanItalianpainter,whomhewishedtoengagetocopyforhimexactlysomeofthecornices,mouldings,tablets,andantiqueornamentswhicharetobeseenamongsttheruinsoftheancientcityofHerculaneum。*
  *WemustgivethoseofouryoungEnglishreaderswhomaynotbeacquaintedwiththeancientcityofHerculaneum,someideaofit。NonecanbeignorantthatnearNaplesisthecelebratedvolcanicmountainofVesuvius——that,fromtimetotime,therehappenviolenteruptionsfromthismountain。thatistosay,flamesandimmensecloudsofsmokeissuefromdifferentopenings,mouths,orCRATERS,astheyarecalled,butmoreespeciallyfromthesummitofthemountain,whichisdistinguishedbythenameofTHEcrater。Arumbling,andafterwardsaroaringnoiseisheardwithin,andprodigiousquantitiesofstonesandmineralsburntintomassesscoriae,arethrownoutofthecrater,sometimestoagreatdistance。ThehotashesfromMountVesuviushaveoftenbeenseenupontheroofsofthehousesofNaples,fromwhichitissixmilesdistant。
  Streamsoflavarundownthesidesofthemountainsduringthetimeofaneruption,destroyingeverythingintheirway,andoverwhelmthehousesandvineyardswhichareintheneighbourhood。
  About17OOyearsago,duringthereignoftheRomanEmperorTitus,therehappenedaterribleeruptionofMountVesuvius。andalargecitycalledHerculaneum,whichwassituatedataboutfourmiles’distancefromthevolcano,wasoverwhelmedbythestreamsoflavawhichpouredintoit,filledupthestreets,andquicklycoveredoverthetopsofthehouses,sothatthewholewasnomorevisible。Itremainedformanyyearsburied。Thelavawhichcovereditbecameintimefitforvegetation,plantsgrewthere,anewsoilwasformed,andanewtowncalledPorticiwasbuiltoverthisplacewhereHerculaneumformerlystood。ThelittlevillageofResinaisalsosituatednearthespot。Aboutfiftyyearsago,inapoorman’sgardenatResina,aholeinawellaboutthirtyfeetbelowthesurfaceoftheearthwasobserved。Somepersonshadthecuriositytoenterintothishole,and,aftercreepingundergroundforsometime,theycametothefoundationsofhouses。Thepeasants,inhabitantsofthevillage,whohadprobablyneverheardofHerculaneum,weresomewhatsurprisedattheirdiscovery。**Aboutthesametime,inapitinthetownofPortici,asimilarpassageundergroundwasdiscovered,and,byordersoftheKingofNaples,workmenwereemployedtodigawaytheearth,andclearthepassage。Theyfound,atlength,theentranceintothetown,which,duringthereignofTitus,wasburiedunderlava。
  Itwasabouteighty-eightNeapolitanpalmsapalmcontainsnearnineinchesbelowthetopofthepit。Theworkmen,astheyclearedthepassages,markedtheirwaywithchalkwhentheycametoanyturning,lesttheyshouldlosethemselves。Thestreetsbranchedoutinmanydirections,and,lyingacrossthem,theworkmenoftenfoundlargepiecesoftimber,beams,andrafters。somebrokeninthefall,othersentire。
  Thesebeamsandraftersareburnedquiteblacklikecharcoal,exceptthosethatwerefoundinmoistplaces,whichhavemorethecolourofrottenwood,andwhicharelikeasoftpaste,intowhichyoumightrunyourhand。Thewallsofthehousesslant,someoneway,someanother,andsomeareupright。Severalmagnificentbuildingsofbrick,facedwithmarbleofdifferentcolours,arepartlyseen,wheretheworkmenhaveclearedawaytheearthandlavawithwhichtheywereencrusted。Columnsofredandwhitemarble,andflightsofsteps,areseenindifferentplaces。andoutoftheruinsofthepalacessomeveryfinestatuesandpictureshavebeendug。ForeignerswhovisitNaplesareverycurioustoseethissubterraneouscity,andaredesiroustocarrywiththemintotheirowncountrysomeproofsoftheirhavingexaminedthiswonderfulplace。
  **PhilosophicalTransactions,vol。ix。p。440。
  CHAPTERIII。
  Tuttelegranfaciendesifannodipocacosa。
  Whatgreateventsfromtrivialcausesspring。
  SignorCamillo,theartistemployedbyMr。LeetocopysomeoftheantiqueornamentsinHerculaneum,wasaliberalmindedman,perfectlyfreefromthatmeanjealousywhichwouldrepresstheeffortsofrisinggenius。
  Hereisaladscarcelyfifteen,apoorgardener’sson,who,withmerelytheinstructionshecouldobtainfromacommoncarpenter,haslearnedtodrawtheseplansandelevations,whichyouseearetolerablyneat。Whatanadvantageyourinstructionwouldbetohim,saidMr。Lee,asheintroducedFranciscotoSignorCamillo。IaminterestedinthisladfromwhatIhavelearnedofhisgoodconduct。Ihearheisstrictlyhonest,andoneofthebestofsons。Letusdosomethingforhim。Ifyouwillgivehimsomeknowledgeofyourart,Iwill,asfarasmoneycanrecompenseyouforyourlossoftime,paywhateveryoumaythinkreasonableforhisinstruction。
  SignorCamillomadenodifficulties。hewaspleasedwithhispupil’sappearance,andeverydayhelikedhimbetterandbetter。Intheroomwheretheyworkedtogetherthereweresomelargebooksofdrawingsandplates,whichFranciscosawnowandthenopenedbyhismaster,andwhichhehadagreatdesiretolookover。butwhenhewasleftintheroombyhimselfhenevertouchedthem,becausehehadnotpermission。SignorCamillo,thefirstdayhecameintothisroomwithhispupil,saidtohim,Herearemanyvaluablebooksanddrawings,youngman。Itrust,fromthecharacterIhaveheardofyou,thattheywillbeperfectlysafehere。
  SomeweeksafterFranciscohadbeenwiththepainter,theyhadoccasiontolookforthefrontofatempleinoneoftheselargebooks。What!
  don’tyouknowinwhichbooktolookforit,Francisco?criedhismaster,withsomeimpatience。Isitpossiblethatyouhavebeenheresolongwiththesebooks,andthatyoucannotfindtheprintImean?HadyouhalfthetasteIgaveyoucreditfor,youwouldhavesingleditoutfromalltherest,andhaveitfixedinyourmemory。
  But,signor,Ineversawit,saidFrancisco,respectfully,or,perhaps,Ishouldhavepreferredit。
  Thatyouneversawit,youngman,istheverythingofwhichIcomplain。
  Isatastefortheartstobelearned,thinkyou,bylookingatthecoverofabooklikethis?Isitpossiblethatyouneverthoughtofopeningit?
  Oftenandoften,criedFrancisco,haveIlongedtoopenit。butI
  thoughtitwasforbiddenme,andhowevergreatmycuriosityinyourabsence,Ihavenevertouchedthem。Ihopedindeed,thatthetimewouldcomewhenyouwouldhavethegoodnesstoshowthemtome。
  Andsothetimeiscome,excellentyoungman,criedCamillo。muchasI
  lovetaste,Iloveintegritymore。Iamnowsureofyourhavingtheone,andletmeseewhetheryouhave,asIbelieveyouhave,theother。Sityoudownherebesideme。andwewilllookoverthesebookstogether。
  Theattentionwithwhichhisyoungpupilexaminedeverything,andthepleasureheunaffectedlyexpressedinseeingtheseexcellentprints,sufficientlyconvincedhisjudiciousmasterthatitwasnotfromthewantofcuriosityortastethathehadneveropenedthesetemptingvolumes。
  HisconfidenceinFranciscowasmuchincreasedbythiscircumstance,slightasitmayappear。
  Oneday,SignorCamillocamebehindFrancisco,ashewasdrawingwithmuchintentness,andtappinghimupontheshoulder,hesaidtohim:Putupyourpencilsandfollowme,Icandependuponyourintegrity。Ihavepledgedmyselfforit。Bringyournote-bookwithyou,andfollowme。I
  willthisdayshowyousomethingthatwillentertainyouatleastasmuchasmylargebookofprints。Followme。
  Franciscofollowed,tilltheycametothepitneartheentranceofHerculaneum。Ihaveobtainedleaveforyoutoaccompanyme,saidhismaster,andyouknow,Isuppose,thatthisisnotapermissiongrantedtoeveryone?Paintingsofgreatvalue,besidesornamentsofgoldandsilver,antiquebracelets,rings,etc。,arefromtimetotimefoundamongsttheseruins,andthereforeitisnecessarythatnopersonshouldbeadmittedwhosehonestycannotbedependedupon。Thus,evenFrancisco’stalentscouldnothaveadvancedhimintheworld,unlesstheyhadbeenunitedtointegrity。Hewasmuchdelightedandastonishedbythenewscenethatwasnowopenedtohisview。andas,dayafterday,heaccompaniedhismastertothissubterraneouscity,hehadleisureforobservation。Hewasemployed,assoonashehadgratifiedhiscuriosity,indrawing。Therearenichesinthewallsinseveralplaces,fromwhichpictureshavebeendug,andthesenichesareoftenadornedwithelegantmasques,figuresandanimals,whichhavebeenleftbytheignorantorcarelessworkmen,andwhicharegoingfasttodestruction。SignorCamillo,whowascopyingtheseforhisEnglishemployer,hadamindtotryhispupil’sskill,and,pointingtoanicheborderedwithgrotesquefigures,hedesiredhimtotryifhecouldmakeanyhandofit。
  Franciscomadeseveraltrials,andatlastfinishedsuchanexcellentcopy,thathisenthusiasticandgenerousmaster,withwarmencomiums,carrieditimmediatelytohispatron,andhehadthepleasuretoreceivefromMr。Leeapursecontainingfiveguineas,asarewardandencouragementforhispupil。
  Franciscohadnosoonerreceivedthismoney,thanhehurriedtohisfatherandmother’scottage。Hismother,somemonthsbeforethistime,hadtakenasmalldairyfarm。andhersonhadonceheardherexpressawishthatshewasbutrichenoughtopurchasearemarkablyfinebrindledcow,whichbelongedtoafarmerintheneighbourhood。