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  ……obtainedjudgmentfromajuryagainstAddenbrokeforthepaymentofNo。6,andNo。1,5s。0d。costs。"Nowalawyerwouldneverhavespokenofobtaining"judgmentfromajury,"foritisthefunctionofajurynottodeliverjudgment(whichistheprerogativeofthecourt),buttofindaverdictonthefacts。Theerroris,indeed,avenialone,butitisjustoneofthoselittlethingswhichatonceenablealawyertoknowifthewriterisalaymanor"oneofthecraft。"
  Butwhenalaymanventurestoplungedeeplyintolegalsubjects,heisnaturallyapttomakeanexhibitionofhisincompetence。"Letanonprofessionalman,howeveracute,"
  writesLordCampbellagain,"presumetotalklaw,ortodrawillustrationsfromlegalscienceindiscussingothersubjects,andhewillspeedilyfallintolaughableabsurdity。"
  AndwhatdoesthesamehighauthoritysayaboutShakespeare?
  Hehad"adeeptechnicalknowledgeofthelaw,"andaneasyfamiliaritywith"someofthemostabstruseproceedingsinEnglishjurisprudence。"Andagain:"Wheneverheindulgesthispropensityheuniformlylaysdowngoodlaw。"Of"HenryIV。,"
  Part2,hesays:"IfLordEldoncouldbesupposedtohavewrittentheplay,Idonotseehowhecouldbechargeablewithhavingforgottenanyofhislawwhilewritingit。"CharlesandMaryCowdenClarkespeakof"themarvelousintimacywhichhedisplayswithlegalterms,hisfrequentadoptionoftheminillustration,andhiscuriouslytechnicalknowledgeoftheirformandforce。"
  Malone,himselfalawyer,wrote:"Hisknowledgeoflegaltermsisnotmerelysuchasmightbeacquiredbythecasualobservationofevenhisallcomprehendingmind;ithastheappearanceoftechnicalskill。"AnotherlawyerandwellknownShakespearean,RichardGrantWhite,says:"Nodramatistofthetime,notevenBeaumont,whowastheyoungersonofajudgeoftheCommonPleas,andwhoafterstudyingintheInnsofCourtabandonedlawforthedrama,usedlegalphraseswithShakespeare’sreadinessandexactness。Andthesignificanceofthisfactisheightenedbyanother,thatisonlytothelanguageofthelawthatheexhibitsthisinclination。Thephrasespeculiartootheroccupationsservehimonrareoccasionsbywayofdescription,comparison,orillustration,generallywhensomethinginthescenesuggeststhem,butlegalphrasesflowfromhispenaspartofhisvocabularyandparcelofhisthought。Taketheword’purchase’
  forinstance,which,inordinaryuse,meanstoacquirebygivingvalue,butappliesinlawtoalllegalmodesofobtainingpropertyexceptbyinheritanceordescent,andinthispeculiarsensethewordoccursfivetimesinShakespeare’sthirtyfourplays,andonlyinonesingleinstanceinthefiftyfourplaysofBeaumontandFletcher。IthasbeensuggestedthatitwasinattendanceuponthecourtsinLondonthathepickeduphislegalvocabulary。ButthissuppositionnotonlyfailstoaccountforShakespeare’speculiarfreedomandexactnessintheuseofthatphraseology,itdoesnotevenplacehiminthewayoflearningthosetermshisuseofwhichismostremarkable,whicharenotsuchashewouldhaveheardatordinaryproceedingsatNISI
  PRIUS,butsuchasrefertothetenureortransferofrealproperty,’fineandrecovery,’’statutesmerchant,’’purchase,’
  ’indenture,’’tenure,’’doublevoucher,’’feesimple,’’feefarm,’’remainder,’’reversion,’’forfeiture,’etc。Thisconveyancer’sjargoncouldnothavebeenpickedupbyhangingroundthecourtsoflawinLondontwohundredandfiftyyearsago,whensuitsastothetitleofrealpropertywerecomparativelyrare。Andbesides,Shakespeareuseshislawjustasfreelyinhisfirstplays,writteninhisfirstLondonyears,asinthoseproducedatalaterperiod。Justasexactly,too;
  forthecorrectnessandproprietywithwhichthesetermsareintroducedhavecompelledtheadmirationofaChiefJusticeandaLordChancellor。"
  SenatorDaviswrote:"Weseemtohavesomethingmorethanasciolist’stemerityofindulgenceinthetermsofanunfamiliarart。Nolegalsolecismswillbefound。Theabstrusestelementsofthecommonlawareimpressedintoadisciplinedservice。Overandoveragain,wheresuchknowledgeisunexampledinwritersunlearnedinthelaw,Shakespeareappearsinperfectpossessionofit。Inthelawofrealproperty,itsrulesoftenureanddescents,itsentails,itsfinesandrecoveries,theirvouchersanddoublevouchers,intheprocedureoftheCourts,themethodofbringingwritsandarrests,thenatureofactions,therulesofpleading,thelawofescapesandofcontemptofcourt,intheprinciplesofevidence,bothtechnicalandphilosophical,inthedistinctionbetweenthetemporalandspiritualtribunals,inthelawofattainderandforfeiture,intherequisitesofavalidmarriage,inthepresumptionoflegitimacy,inthelearningofthelawofprerogative,intheinalienablecharacteroftheCrown,thismastershipappearswithsurprisingauthority。"
  Toallthistestimony(andthereismuchmorewhichIhavenotcited)maynowbeaddedthatofagreatlawyerofourowntimes,VIZ。:SirJamesPlaistedWilde,Q。C。1855,createdaBaronoftheExchequerin1860,promotedtothepostofJudge
  OrdinaryandJudgeoftheCourtsofProbateandDivorcein1863,andbetterknowntotheworldasLordPenzance,towhichdignityhewasraisedin1869。LordPenzance,asalllawyersknow,andasthelateMr。Inderwick,K。C。,hastestified,wasoneofthefirstlegalauthoritiesofhisday,famousforhis"remarkablegraspoflegalprinciples,"and"endowedbynaturewitharemarkablefacilityformarshalingfacts,andforaclearexpressionofhisviews。"
  LordPenzancespeaksofShakespeare’s"perfectfamiliaritywithnotonlytheprinciples,axioms,andmaxims,butthetechnicalitiesofEnglishlaw,aknowledgesoperfectandintimatethathewasneverincorrectandneveratfault……
  Themodeinwhichthisknowledgewaspressedintoserviceonalloccasionstoexpresshismeaningandillustratehisthoughtswasquiteunexampled。Heseemstohavehadaspecialpleasureinhiscompleteandreadymastershipofitinallitsbranches。Asmanifestedintheplays,thislegalknowledgeandlearninghadthereforeaspecialcharacterwhichplacesitonawhollydifferentfootingfromtherestofthemultifariousknowledgewhichisexhibitedinpageafterpageoftheplays。Ateveryturnandpointatwhichtheauthorrequiredametaphor,simile,orillustration,hismindeverturnedFIRSTtothelaw。HeseemsalmosttohaveTHOUGHTinlegalphrases,thecommonestoflegalexpressionswereeverattheendofhispenindescriptionorillustration。Thatheshouldhavedescantedinlawyerlanguagewhenhehadaforensicsubjectinhand,suchasShylock’sbond,wastobeexpected,buttheknowledgeoflawin’Shakespeare’wasexhibitedinafardifferentmanner:itprotrudeditselfonalloccasions,appropriateorinappropriate,andmingleditselfwithstrainsofthoughtwidelydivergentfromforensicsubjects。"
  Again:"Toacquireaperfectfamiliaritywithlegalprinciples,andanaccurateandreadyuseofthetechnicaltermsandphrasesnotonlyoftheconveyancer’soffice,butofthepleader’schambersandtheCourtsatWestminster,nothingshortofemploymentinsomecareerinvolvingconstantcontactwithlegalquestionsandgenerallegalworkwouldberequisite。Butacontinuousemploymentinvolvestheelementoftime,andtimewasjustwhatthemanageroftwotheatershadnotathisdisposal。
  InwhatportionofShakespeare’s(i。e。,Shakspere’s)careerwoulditbepossibletopointoutthattimecouldbefoundfortheinterpositionofalegalemploymentinthechambersorofficesofpracticinglawyers?"
  Stratfordians,asiswellknown,castingaboutforsomepossibleexplanationofShakespeare’sextraordinaryknowledgeoflaw,havemadethesuggestionthatShakespearemight,conceivably,havebeenaclerkinanattorney’sofficebeforehecametoLondon。Mr。CollierwrotetoLordCampbelltoaskhisopinionastotheprobabilityofthisbeingtrue。Hisanswerwasasfollows:"Yourequireustobelieveimplicitlyafact,ofwhich,iftrue,positiveandirrefragableevidenceinhisownhandwritingmighthavebeenforthcomingtoestablishit。Nothavingbeenactuallyenrolledasanattorney,neithertherecordsofthelocalcourtatStratfordnorofthesuperiorCourtatWestminsterwouldpresenthisnameasbeingconcernedinanysuitasanattorney,butitmightreasonablyhavebeenexpectedthattherewouldbedeedsorwillswitnessedbyhimstillextant,andafteraverydiligentsearchnonesuchcanbediscovered。"
  UponthisLordPenzancecommends:"ItcannotbedoubtedthatLordCampbellwasrightinthis。Noyoungmancouldhavebeenatworkinanattorney’sofficewithoutbeingcalleduponcontinuallytoactasawitness,andinmanyotherwaysleavingtracesofhisworkandname。"ThereisnotasinglefactorincidentinallthatisknownofShakespeare,evenbyrumorortradition,whichsupportsthisnotionofaclerkship。Andaftermuchargumentandsurmisewhichhasbeenindulgedinonthissubject,wemay,Ithink,safelyputthenotionononeside,fornolessanauthoritythanMr。GrantWhitesaysfinallythattheideaofhishavingbeenclerktoanattorneyhasbeen"blowntopieces。"
  ItisaltogethercharacteristicofMr。ChurtonCollinsthathe,nevertheless,adoptsthisexplodedmyth。"ThatShakespearewasinearlylifeemployedasaclerkinanattorney’sofficemaybecorrect。AtStratfordtherewasbyroyalcharteraCourtofRecordsittingeveryfortnight,withsixattorneys,besidesthetownclerk,belongingtoit,anditiscertainlynotstrainingprobabilitytosupposethattheyoungShakespearemayhavehademploymentinoneofthem。Thereis,itistrue,notraditiontothiseffect,butsuchtraditionsaswehaveaboutShakespeare’soccupationbetweenthetimeofleavingschoolandgoingtoLondonaresolooseandbaselessthatnoconfidencecanbeplacedinthem。Itis,tosaytheleast,moreprobablethathewasinanattorney’sofficethanthathewasabutcherkillingcalves’inahighstyle,’andmakingspeechesoverthem。"
  ThisisacharmingspecimenofStratfordianargument。Thereis,aswehaveseen,averyoldtraditionthatShakespearewasabutcher’sapprentice。JohnDowdall,whomadeatourofWarwickshirein1693,testifiestoitascomingfromtheoldclerkwhoshowedhimoverthechurch,anditisunhesitatinglyacceptedastruebyMr。HalliwellPhillipps。(Vol。I,p。11,andVol。II,pp。71,72。)Mr。SidneyLeeseesnothingimprobableinit,anditissupportedbyAubrey,whomusthavewrittenhisaccountsometimebefore1680,whenhismanuscriptwascompleted。
  Oftheattorney’sclerkhypothesis,ontheotherhand,thereisnotthefaintestvestigeofatradition。IthasbeenevolvedoutofthefertileimaginationsofembarrassedStratfordians,seekingforsomeexplanationoftheStratfordrustic’smarvelousacquaintancewithlawandlegaltermsandlegallife。ButMr。
  ChurtonCollinshasnottheleasthesitationinthrowingoverthetraditionwhichhasthewarrantofantiquityandsettingupinitssteadthisridiculousinvention,forwhichnotonlyistherenoshredofpositiveevidence,butwhich,asLordCampbellandLordPenzancepointedout,isreallyputoutofcourtbythenegativeevidence,since"noyoungmancouldhavebeenatworkinanattorney’sofficewithoutbeingcalleduponcontinuallytoactasawitness,andinmanyotherwaysleavingtracesofhisworkandname。"AndasMr。Edwardsfurtherpointsout,sincethedaywhenLordCampbell’sbookwaspublished(betweenfortyandfiftyyearsago),"everyolddeedorwill,tosaynothingofotherlegalpapers,datedduringtheperiodofWilliamShakespeare’syouth,hasbeenscrutinizedoverhalfadozenshires,andnotonesignatureoftheyoungmanhasbeenfound。"
  Moreover,ifShakespearehadservedasclerkinanattorney’sofficeitisclearthathemusthaveservedforaconsiderableperiodinordertohavegained(if,indeed,itiscrediblethathecouldhavesogained)hisremarkableknowledgeofthelaw。
  Canwethenforamomentbelievethat,ifthishadbeenso,traditionwouldhavebeenabsolutelysilentonthematter?
  ThatDowdall’soldclerk,overeightyyearsofage,shouldhaveneverheardofit(thoughhewassureenoughaboutthebutcher’sapprentice)andthatalltheotherancientwitnessesshouldbeinsimilarignorance!
  ButsucharethemethodsofStratfordiancontroversy。
  Traditionistobescoutedwhenitisfoundinconvenient,butcitedasirrefragabletruthwhenitsuitsthecase。ShakespeareofStratfordwastheauthorofthePlaysandPoems,buttheauthorofthePlaysandPoemscouldnothavebeenabutcher’sapprentice。Anyway,therefore,withtradition。ButtheauthorofthePlaysandPoemsMUSThavehadaverylargeandaveryaccurateknowledgeofthelaw。Therefore,ShakespeareofStratfordmusthavebeenanattorney’sclerk!Themethodissimplicityitself。BysimilarreasoningShakespearehasbeenmadeacountryschoolmaster,asoldier,aphysician,aprinter,andagoodmanyotherthingsbesides,accordingtotheinclinationandtheexigenciesofthecommentator。ItwouldnotbeintheleastsurprisingtofindthathewasstudyingLatinasaschoolmasterandlawinanattorney’sofficeatthesametime。
  However,wemustdoMr。Collinsthejusticeofsayingthathehasfullyrecognized,whatisindeedtolerableobvious,thatShakespearemusthavehadasoundlegaltraining。"Itmay,ofcourse,beurged,"hewrites,"thatShakespeare’sknowledgeofmedicine,andparticularlythatbranchofitwhichrelatedtomorbidpsychology,isequallyremarkable,andthatnoonehasevercontendedthathewasaphysician。(HereMr。Collinsiswrong;thatcontentionalsohasbeenputforward。)Itmaybeurgedthathisacquaintancewiththetechnicalitiesofothercraftsandcallings,notablyofmarineandmilitaryaffairs,wasalsoextraordinary,andyetnoonehassuspectedhimofbeingasailororasoldier。(Wrongagain。Why,evenMessrs。GarnettandGosse"suspect"thathewasasoldier!)Thismaybeconceded,buttheconcessionhardlyfurnishesananalogy。Totheseandallothersubjectsherecursoccasionally,andinseason,butwithreminiscencesofthelawhismemory,asisabundantlyclear,wassimplysaturated。Inseasonandoutofseasonnowinmanifest,nowinreconditeapplication,hepressesitintotheserviceofexpressionandillustration。Atleastathirdofhismyriadmetaphorsarederivedfromit。Itwouldindeedbedifficulttofindasingleactinanyofhisdramas,nay,insomeofthem,asinglescene,thedictionandimageryofwhicharenotcoloredbyit。Muchofhislawmayhavebeenacquiredfromthreebookseasilyaccessibletohimnamely,Tottell’sPRECEDENTS(1572),Pulton’sSTATUTES(1578),andFraunce’sLAWIER’SLOGIKE(1588),workswithwhichhecertainlyseemstohavebeenfamiliar;butmuchofitcouldonlyhavecomefromonewhohadanintimateacquaintancewithlegalproceedings。
  WequiteagreewithMr。CastlethatShakespeare’slegalknowledgeisnotwhatcouldhavebeenpickedupinanattorney’soffice,butcouldonlyhavebeenlearnedbyanactualattendanceattheCourts,ataPleader’sChambers,andoncircuit,orbyassociatingintimatelywithmembersoftheBenchandBar。"
  Thisisexcellent。ButwhatisMr。Collins’sexplanation?
  "Perhapsthesimplestsolutionoftheproblemistoacceptthehypothesisthatinearlylifehewasinanattorney’soffice(!),thathetherecontractedaloveforthelawwhichneverlefthim,thatasayoungmaninLondonhecontinuedtostudyordabbleinitforhisamusement,tostrollinleisurehoursintotheCourts,andtofrequentthesocietyoflawyers。Onnoothersuppositionisitpossibletoexplaintheattractionwhichthelawevidentlyhadforhim,andhisminuteandundeviatingaccuracyinasubjectwherenolaymanwhohasindulgedinsuchcopiousandostentatiousdisplayoflegaltechnicalitieshaseveryetsucceededinkeepinghimselffromtripping。"
  Alameconclusion。"Noothersupposition"indeed!Yes,thereisanother,andaveryobvioussuppositionnamely,thatShakespearewashimselfalawyer,wellversedinhistrade,versedinallthewaysofthecourts,andlivingincloseintimacywithjudgesandmembersoftheInnsofCourt。
  Oneis,ofcourse,thankfulthatMr。CollinshasappreciatedthefactthatShakespearemusthavehadasoundlegaltraining,butImaybeforgivenifIdonotattachquitesomuchimportancetohispronouncementsonthisbranchofthesubjectastothoseofMalone,LordCampbell,JudgeHolmes,Mr。Castle,K。C。,LordPenzance,Mr。GrantWhite,andotherlawyers,whohaveexpressedtheiropiniononthematterofShakespeare’slegalacquirements……
  Hereitmay,perhaps,beworthwhiletoquoteagainfromLordPenzance’sbookastothesuggestionthatShakespearehadsomehoworothermanaged"toacquireaperfectfamiliaritywithlegalprinciples,andanaccurateandreadyuseofthetechnicaltermsandphrases,notonlyoftheconveyancer’soffice,butofthepleader’schambersandtheCourtsatWestminster。"This,asLordPenzancepointsout,"wouldrequirenothingshortofemploymentinsomecareerinvolvingCONSTANTCONTACTwithlegalquestionsandgenerallegalwork。"But"inwhatportionofShakespeare’scareerwoulditbepossibletopointoutthattimecouldbefoundfortheinterpositionofalegalemploymentinthechambersorofficesofpracticinglawyers?……Itisbeyonddoubtthatatanearlyperiodhewascalledupontoabandonhisattendanceatschoolandassisthisfather,andwassoonafter,attheageofsixteen,boundapprenticetoatrade。Whileundertheobligationofthisbondhecouldnothavepursuedanyotheremployment。ThenheleavesStratfordandcomestoLondon。Hehastoprovidehimselfwiththemeansofalivelihood,andthishedidinsomecapacityatthetheater。Noonedoubtthat。Theholdingofhorsesisscoutedbymany,andperhapswithjustice,asbeingunlikelyandcertainlyunproved;butwhateverthenatureofhisemploymentwasatthetheater,thereishardlyroomforthebeliefthatitcouldhavebeenotherthancontinuous,forhisprogresstherewassorapid。Erelonghehadbeentakenintothecompanyasanactor,andwassoonspokenofasa"JohannesFactotum。’Hisrapidaccumulationofwealthspeaksvolumesfortheconstancyandactivityofhisservices。Onefailstoseewhentherecouldbeabreakinthecurrentofhislifeatthisperiodofit,givingroomoropportunityforlegalorindeedanyotheremployment。’In1589,’saysKnight,’wehaveundeniableevidencethathehadnotonlyacasualengagement,wasnotonlyasalariedservant,asmayplayerswere,butwasashareholderinthecompanyoftheQueen’splayerswithothershareholdersbelowhimonthelist。’This(1589)wouldbewithintwoyearsafterhisarrivalinLondon,whichisplacedbyWhiteandHalliwell
  Phillippsabouttheyear1587。Thedifficultyinsupposingthat,startingwithastateofignorancein1587,whenheissupposedtohavecometoLondon,hewasinducedtoenteruponacourseofmostextendedstudyandmentalculture,isalmostinsuperable。
  Stillitwasphysicallypossible,providedalwaysthathecouldhavehadaccesstotheneedfulbooks。Butthislegaltrainingseemstometostandonadifferentfooting。Itisnotonlyunaccountableandincredible,butitisactuallynegativedbytheknownfactsofhiscareer。"LordPenzancethenreferstothefactthat"by1592(accordingtothebestauthority,Mr。GrantWhite)severaloftheplayshadbeenwritten。’TheComedyofErrors’in1589,’Love’sLabour’sLost’in1589,’TwoGentlemenofVerona’in1589or1590,"andsoforth,andthenasks,"withthiscatalogueofdramaticworkonhand……wasitpossiblethathecouldhavetakenaleadingpartinthemanagementandconductoftwotheaters,andifMr。Phillippsistobereliedupon,takenhisshareintheperformancesoftheprovincialtoursofhiscompanyandatthesametimedevotedhimselftothestudyofthelawinallitsbranchessoefficientlyastomakehimselfcompletemasterofitsprinciplesandpractice,andsaturatehismindwithallitsmosttechnicalterms?"
  IhavecitedthispassagefromLordPenzance’sbook,becauseitlaybeforeme,andIhadalreadyquotedfromitonthematterofShakespeare’slegalknowledge;butotherwritershavestillbettersetforththeinsuperabledifficulties,astheyseemtome,whichbesettheideathatShakespearemighthavefoundtheminsomeunknownperiodofearlylife,amidmultifariousotheroccupations,forthestudyofclassics,literature,andlaw,tosaynothingoflanguagesandafewothermatters。LordPenzancefurtheraskshisreaders:"Didyouevermeetwithorhearofaninstanceinwhichayoungmaninthiscountrygavehimselfuptolegalstudiesandengagedinlegalemployments,whichistheonlywayofbecomingfamiliarwiththetechnicalitiesofpractice,unlesswiththeviewofpracticinginthatprofession?Idonotbelievethatitwouldbeeasy,orindeedpossible,toproduceaninstanceinwhichthelawhasbeenseriouslystudiedinallitsbranches,exceptasaqualificationforpracticeinthelegalprofession。"
  Thistestimonyissostrong,sodirect,soauthoritative;
  andsouncheapened,unwateredbyguesses,andsurmises,andmaybeso’s,andmighthavebeens,andcouldhavebeens,andmust
  havebeens,andtherestofthattonofplasterofParisoutofwhichthebiographershavebuiltthecolossalbrontosaurwhichgoesbytheStratfordactor’sname,thatitquiteconvincesmethatthemanwhowroteShakespeare’sWorksknewallaboutlawandlawyers。Also,thatthatmancouldnothavebeentheStratfordShakespeareandWASN’T。
  WhodidwritetheseWorks,then?
  IwishIknew。
  1。FromChapterXIIIofTHESHAKESPEAREPROBLEMRESTATED。
  ByGeorgeG。Greenwood,M。P。JohnLaneCompany,publishers。
  IX
  DidFrancisBaconwriteShakespeare’sWorks?Nobodyknows。
  WecannotsayweKNOWathingwhenthatthinghasnotbeenproved。KNOWistoostrongawordtousewhentheevidenceisnotfinalandabsolutelyconclusive。Wecaninfer,ifwewantto,likethoseslaves……No,Iwillnotwritethatword,itisnotkind,itisnotcourteous。TheupholdersoftheStratfordShakespearesuperstitioncallUSthehardestnamestheycanthinkof,andtheykeepdoingitallthetime;verywell,iftheyliketodescendtothatlevel,letthemdoit,butI
  willnotsoundignifymyselfastofollowthem。Icannotcallthemharshnames;themostIcandoistoindicatethembytermsreflectingmydisapproval;andthiswithoutmalice,withoutvenom。
  Toresume。WhatIwasabouttosaywas,thosethugshavebuilttheirentiresuperstitionuponINFERENCES,notuponknownandestablishedfacts。Itisaweakmethod,andpoor,andIamgladtobeabletosayoursideneverresortstoitwhilethereisanythingelsetoresortto。
  Butwhenwemust,wemust;andwehavenowarrivedataplaceofthatsort……SincetheStratfordShakespearecouldn’thavewrittentheWorks,weinferthatsomebodydid。
  Whowasit,then?Thisrequiressomemoreinferring。
  Ordinarilywhenanunsignedpoemsweepsacrossthecontinentlikeatidalwavewhoseroarandboomandthunderaremadeupofadmiration,delight,andapplause,adozenobscurepeopleriseupandclaimtheauthorship。Whyadozen,insteadofonlyoneortwo?Onereasonis,becausethereareadozenthatarerecognizablycompetenttodothatpoem。Doyouremember"BeautifulSnow"?Doyouremember"RockMetoSleep,Mother,RockMetoSleep"?Doyouremember"Backward,turn,backward,O
  Time,inthyflight!Makemeachildagainjustfortonight"?I
  rememberthemverywell。Theirauthorshipwasclaimedbymostofthegrownuppeoplewhowerealiveatthetime,andeveryclaimanthadoneplausibleargumentinhisfavor,atleasttowit,hecouldhavedonetheauthoring;hewascompetent。
  HavetheWorksbeenclaimedbyadozen?Theyhaven’t。
  Therewasgoodreason。Theworldknowstherewasbutonemanontheplanetatthetimewhowascompetentnotadozen,andnottwo。Alongtimeagothedwellersinafarcountryusednowandthentofindaprocessionofprodigiousfootprintsstretchingacrosstheplainfootprintsthatwerethreemilesapart,eachfootprintathirdofamilelongandafurlongdeep,andwithforestsandvillagesmashedtomushinit。Wasthereanydoubtastowhomadethatmightytrail?Werethereadozenclaimants?
  Wheretheretwo?Nothepeopleknewwhoitwasthathadbeenalongthere:therewasonlyoneHercules。
  TherehasbeenonlyoneShakespeare。Therecouldn’tbetwo;
  certainlytherecouldn’tbetwoatthesametime。IttakesagestobringforthaShakespeare,andsomemoreagestomatchhim。
  Thisonewasnotmatchedbeforehistime;norduringhistime;
  andhasn’tbeenmatchedsince。Theprospectofmatchinghiminourtimeisnotbright。
  TheBaconiansclaimthattheStratfordShakespearewasnotqualifiedtowritetheWorks,andthatFrancisBaconwas。
  TheyclaimthatBaconpossessedthestupendousequipmentbothnaturalandacquiredforthemiracle;andthatnootherEnglishmanofhisdaypossessedthelike;or,indeed,anythingcloselyapproachingit。
  Macaulay,inhisEssay,hasmuchtosayaboutthesplendorandhorizonlessmagnitudeofthatequipment。Also,hehassynopsizedBacon’shistoryathingwhichcannotbedonefortheStratfordShakespeare,forhehasn’tanyhistorytosynopsize。
  Bacon’shistoryisopentotheworld,fromhisboyhoodtohisdeathinoldageahistoryconsistingofknownfacts,displayedinminuteandmultitudinousdetail;FACTS,notguessesandconjecturesandmighthavebeens。
  Wherebyitappearsthathewasbornofaraceofstatesmen,andhadaLordChancellorforhisfather,andamotherwhowas"distinguishedbothasalinguistandatheologian:shecorrespondedinGreekwithBishopJewell,andtranslatedhisAPOLOGIAfromtheLatinsocorrectlythatneitherhenorArchbishopParkercouldsuggestasinglealteration。"Itistheatmospherewearerearedinthatdetermineshowourinclinationsandaspirationsshalltend。Theatmospherefurnishedbytheparentstothesoninthispresentcasewasanatmospheresaturatedwithlearning;withthinkingsandponderingsupondeepsubjects;andwithpoliteculture。Ithaditsnaturaleffect。
  ShakespeareofStratfordwasrearedinahousewhichhadnouseforbooks,sinceitsowners,hisparents,werewithouteducation。
  Thismayhavehadaneffectupontheson,butwedonotknow,becausewehavenohistoryofhimofaninformingsort。Therewerebutfewbooksanywhere,inthatday,andonlythewelltodoandhighlyeducatedpossessedthem,theybeingalmostconfinedtothedeadlanguages。"AllthevaluablebooksthenextantinallthevernaculardialectsofEuropewouldhardlyhavefilledasingleshelf"imagineit!ThefewexistingbookswereintheLatintonguemainly。"ApersonwhowasignorantofitwasshutoutfromallacquaintancenotmerelywithCiceroandVirgil,butwiththemostinterestingmemoirs,statepapers,andpamphletsofhisowntime"aliteraturenecessarytotheStratfordlad,forhisfictitiousreputation’ssake,sincethewriterofhisWorkswouldbegintouseitwholesaleandinamostmasterlywaybeforetheladwashardlymorethanoutofhisteensandintohistwenties。
  AtfifteenBaconwassenttotheuniversity,andhespentthreeyearsthere。ThencehewenttoParisinthetrainoftheEnglishAmbassador,andtherehemingleddailywiththewise,thecultured,thegreat,andthearistocracyoffashion,duringanotherthreeyears。Atotalofsixyearsspentatthesourcesofknowledge;knowledgebothofbooksandofmen。ThethreespentattheuniversitywerecoevalwiththesecondandlastthreespentbythelittleStratfordladatStratfordschoolsupposedly,andperhapsedly,andmaybe,andbyinferencewithnothingtoinferfrom。ThesecondthreeoftheBaconiansixwere"presumably"spentbytheStratfordladasapprenticetoabutcher。Thatis,thethugspresumeitonnoevidenceofanykind。Whichistheirway,whentheywantahistoricalfact。
  Factandpresumptionare,forbusinesspurposes,allthesametothem。Theyknowthedifference,buttheyalsoknowhowtoblinkit。Theyknow,too,thatwhileinhistorybuildingafactisbetterthanapresumption,itdoesn’ttakeapresumptionlongtobloomintoafactwhenTHEYhavethehandlingofit。Theyknowbyoldexperiencethatwhentheygetholdofapresumption
  tadpoleheisnotgoingtoSTAYtadpoleintheirhistorytank;
  no,theyknowhowtodevelophimintothegiantfourleggedbullfrogofFACT,andmakehimsituponhishams,andpuffouthischin,andlookimportantandinsolentandcometostay;andasserthisgenuinesimonpureauthenticitywithathunderingbellowthatwillconvinceeverybodybecauseitissoloud。
  Thethugisawarethatloudnessconvincessixtypersonswherereasoningconvincesbutone。Iwouldn’tbeathug,notevenif
  butnevermindaboutthat,ithasnothingtodowiththeargument,anditisnotnobleinspiritbesides。IfIambetterthanathug,isthemeritmine?No,itisHis。ThentoHimbethepraise。
  Thatistherightspirit。
  They"presume"theladseveredhis"presumed"connectionwiththeStratfordschooltobecomeapprenticetoabutcher。
  Theyalso"presume"thatthebutcherwashisfather。Theydon’tknow。Thereisnowrittenrecordofit,noranyotheractualevidence。Ifitwouldhavehelpedtheircaseany,theywouldhaveapprenticedhimtothirtybutchers,tofiftybutchers,toawildernessofbutchersallbytheirpatentedmethod"presumption。"
  Ifitwillhelptheircasetheywilldoityet;andifitwillfurtherhelpit,theywill"presume"thatallthosebutcherswerehisfather。Andtheweekafter,theywillSAYit。
  Why,itisjustlikebeingthepasttenseofthecompoundreflexiveadverbialincandescenthypodermicirregularaccusativeNounofMultitude;whichisfathertotheexpressionwhichthegrammarianscallVerb。Itislikeawholeancestry,withonlyoneposterity。
  Toresume。Next,theyoungBacontookupthestudyoflaw,andmasteredthatabstrusescience。Fromthatdaytotheendofhislifehewasdailyinclosecontactwithlawyersandjudges;