Nowork,nopay。’
MrVerlocfeltaqueersensationoffaintnessinhisstoutlegs。Hesteppedbackonepace,andblewhisnoseloudly。
Hewas,intruth,startledandalarmed。TherustyLondonsunshinestrugglingclearoftheLondonmistshedalukewarmbrightnessintotheFirstSecretary’sprivateroom:andinthesilenceMrVerlocheardagainstawindow—panethefaintbuzzingofafly—hisfirstflyoftheyear—heraldingbetterthananynumberofswallowstheapproachofspring。Theuselessfussingofthattiny,energeticorganismaffectedunpleasantlythisbigmanthreatenedinhisindolence。
InthepauseMrVladimirformulatedinhismindaseriesofdisparagingremarksconcerningMrVerloc’sfaceandfigure。Thefellowwasunexpectedlyvulgar,heavy,andimpudentlyunintelligent。
Helookeduncommonlylikeamasterplumbercometopresenthisbill。TheFirstSecretaryoftheEmbassy,fromhisoccasionalexcursionsintothefieldofAmericanhumour,hadformedaspecialnotionofthatclassofmechanicastheembodimentoffraudulentlazinessandincompetency。
Thiswasthenthefamousandtrustysecretagent,sosecretthathewasneverdesignatedotherwisebutbythesymbolDinthelateBaronStott—Wartenheim’sofficial,semi—official,andconfidentialcorrespondence;thecelebratedagentDwhosewarningshadthepowertochangetheschemesandthedatesofroyal,imperial,grand—ducaljourneys,andsometimescausethemtobeputoffaltogether!Thisfellow!
AndMrVladimirindulgedmentallyinanenormousandderisivefitofmerriment,partlyathisownastonishment,whichhejudgednaive,butmostlyattheexpenseoftheuniversallyregrettedBaronStott—Wartenheim。HislateExcellency,whomtheaugustfavourofhisImperialmasterhadimposedasAmbassadoruponseveralreluctantMinistersofForeignAffairs,hadenjoyedinhislifetimeafameforanowlish,pessimisticgullibility。HisExcellencyhadthesocialrevolutiononthebrain。Heimaginedhimselftobeadiplomatistsetapartbyaspecialdispensationtowatchtheendofdiplomacy,andprettynearlytheendoftheworld,inahorrid,democraticupheaval。HispropheticanddolefuldispatcheshadbeenforyearsthejokeofForeignOffices。Hewassaidtohaveexclaimedonhisdeath—bed(visitedbyhisImperialfriendandmaster):`UnhappyEurope!Thoushaltperishbythemoralinsanityofthychildren!’Hewasfatedtobethevictimofthefirsthumbuggingrascalthatcamealong,thoughtMrVladimir,smilingvaguelyatMrVerloc。
`YououghttoveneratethememoryofBaronStott—Wartenheim,’heexclaimed,suddenly。
TheloweredphysiognomyofMrVerlocexpressedasombreandwearyannoyance。
`Permitmetoobservetoyou,’hesaid,`thatIcameherebecauseI
wassummonedbyaperemptoryletter。Ihavebeenhereonlytwicebeforeinthelastelevenyears,andcertainlyneverateleveninthemorning。
Itisn’tverywisetocallmeuplikethis。Thereisjustachanceofbeingseen。Andthatwouldbenojokeforme。’
MrVladimirshruggedhisshoulders。
`Itwoulddestroymyusefulness,’continuedtheotherhotly。
`That’syouraffair,’murmuredMrVladimir,withsoftbrutality。`Whenyouceasetobeusefulyoushallceasetobeemployed。Yes。Rightoff。
Cutshort。Youshall——’MrVladimir,frowning,paused,atalossforasufficientlyidiomaticexpression,andinstantlybrightenedup,withagrinofbeautifullywhiteteeth。`Youshallbechucked,’hebroughtout,ferociously。
OncemoreMrVerlochadtoreactwithalltheforceofhiswillagainstthatsensationoffaintnessrunningdownone’slegswhichonceuponatimehadinspiredsomepoordevilwiththefelicitousexpression:`Myheartwentdownintomyboots。’MrVerloc,awareofthesensation,raisedhisheadbravely。
MrVladimirborethelookofheavyinquirywithperfectserenity。
`WhatwewantistoadministeratonictotheConferenceinMilan,hesaid,airily。`Itsdeliberationsuponinternationalactionforthesuppressionofpoliticalcrimedon’tseemtogetanywhere。Englandlags。Thiscountryisabsurdwithitssentimentalregardforindividualliberty。It’sintolerabletothinkthatallyourfriendshavegotonlytocomeoverto——’
`InthatwayIhavethemallundermyeye,’MrVerlocinterrupted,huskily。
`Itwouldbemuchmoretothepointtohavethemallunderlockandkey。Englandmustbebroughtintoline。Theimbecilebourgeoisieofthiscountrymakethemselvestheaccomplicesoftheverypeoplewhoseaimistodrivethemoutoftheirhousestostarveinditches。Andtheyhavethepoliticalpowerstill,iftheyonlyhadthesensetouseitfortheirpreservation。
Isupposeyouagreethatthemiddleclassesarestupid?’
MrVerlocagreedhoarsely。`Theyare。’
`Theyhavenoimagination。Theyareblindedbyanidioticvanity。Whattheywantjustnowisajollygoodscare。Thisisthepsychologicalmomenttosetyourfriendstowork。Ihavehadyoucalledheretodeveloptoyoumyidea。’
AndMrVladimirdevelopedhisideafromonhigh,withscornandcondescension,displayingatthesametimeanamountofignoranceastotherealaims,thoughts,andmethodsoftherevolutionaryworldwhichfilledthesilentMrVerlocwithinwardconsternation。Heconfoundedcauseswitheffectsmorethanwasexcusable;themostdistinguishedpropagandistswithimpulsivebombthrowers;assumedorganizationwhereinthenatureofthingsitcouldnotexist;spokeofthesocialrevolutionarypartyonemomentasofaperfectlydisciplinedarmy,wherethewordofchiefswassupreme,andatanotherasifithadbeentheloosestassociationofdesperatebrigandsthatevercampedinamountaingorge。OnceMrVerlochadopenedhismouthforaprotest,buttheraisingofashapely,largewhitehandarrestedhim。Verysoonhebecametooappalledtoeventrytoprotest。Helistenedinastillnessofdreadwhichresembledtheimmobilityofprofoundattention。
`Aseriesofoutrages,’MrVladimircontinued,calmly,`executedhereinthiscountry;notonlyplannedhere—thatwouldnotdo—theywouldnotmind。YourfriendscouldsethalftheContinentonfirewithoutinfluencingthepublicopinionhereinfavourofauniversalrepressivelegislation。Theywillnotlookoutsidetheirbackyardhere。’
MrVerlocclearedhisthroat,buthisheartfailedhim,andhesaidnothing。
`Theseoutragesneednotbeespeciallysanguinary,’MrVladimirwenton,asifdeliveringascientificlecture,`buttheymustsufficientlystartling—effective。Letthembedirectedagainstbuildings,forinstance。
Whatisthefetishofthehourthatallthebourgeoisierecognize—eh,MrVerloc?’
MrVerlocopenedhishandsandshruggedhisshouldersslightly。
`Youaretoolazytothink,’wasMrVladimir’scommentuponthatgesture。
`PayattentiontowhatIsay。Thefetishoftodayisneitherroyaltynorreligion。Thereforethepalaceandthechurchshouldbeleftalone。YouunderstandwhatImean,MrVerloc?’
ThedismayandthescornofMrVerlocfoundventinanattemptatlevity。
`Perfectly。ButwhatoftheEmbassies?AseriesofattacksonthevariousEmbassies,’hebegan;buthecouldnotwithstandthecold,watchfulstareoftheFirstSecretary。
`Youcanbefacetious,Isee,’thelatterobserved,carelessly。`That’sallright。Itmayenlivenyouroratoryatsocialisticcongresses。Butthisroomisnoplaceforit。ItwouldbeinfinitelysaferforyoutofollowcarefullywhatIamsaying。Asyouarebeingcalledupontofurnishfactsinsteadofcock—and—bullstories,youhadbettertrytomakeyourprofitoffwhatIamtakingthetroubletoexplaintoyou。Thesacrosanctfetishoftodayisscience。Whydon’tyougetsomeofyourfriendstogoforthatwooden—facedpanjandrum—eh?IsitnotpartoftheseinstitutionswhichmustbesweptawaybeforetheF。P。comesalong?’
MrVerlocsaidnothing。Hewasafraidtoopenhislipslestagroanshouldescapehim。
`Thisiswhatyoushouldtryfor。Anattemptuponacrownedheadoronapresidentissensationalenoughinaway,butnotsomuchasitusedtobe。Ithasenteredintothegeneralconceptionoftheexistenceofallchiefsofstate。It’salmostconventional—especiallysincesomanypresidentshavebeenassassinated。Nowletustakeanoutrageupon—say,achurch。
Horribleenoughatfirstsight,nodoubt,andyetnotsoeffectiveasapersonofanordinarymindmightthink。Nomatterhowrevolutionaryandanarchistininception,therewouldbefoolsenoughtogivesuchanoutragethecharacterofareligiousmanifestation。Andthatwoulddetractfromtheespecialalarmingsignificancewewishtogivetotheact。Amurderousattemptonarestaurantoratheatrewouldsufferinthesamewayfromthesuggestionofnon—politicalpassion;theexasperationofahungryman,anactofsocialrevenge。Allthisisusedup;itisnolongerinstructiveasanobjectlessoninrevolutionaryanarchism。Everynewspaperhasready—madephrasestoexplainsuchmanifestationsaway。Iamabouttogiveyouthephilosophyofbombthrowingfrommypointofview;fromthepointofviewyoupretendtohavebeenservingforthelastelevenyears。Iwilltrynottotalkaboveyourhead。Thesensibilitiesoftheclassyouareattackingaresoonblunted。Propertyseemstothemanindestructiblething。Youcan’tcountupontheiremotionseitherofpityorfearforverylong。Abomboutragetohaveanyinfluenceonpublicopinionnowmustgobeyondtheintentionofvengeanceorterrorism。Itmustbepurelydestructive。Itmustbethat,andonlythat,beyondthefaintestsuspicionofanyotherobject。Youanarchistsshouldmakeitclearthatyouareperfectlydeterminedtomakeacleansweepofthewholesocialcreation。Buthowtogetthatappallinglyabsurdnotionintotheheadsofthemiddleclassessothatthereshouldbenomistake?That’sthequestion。Bydirectingyourblowsatsomethingoutsidetheordinarypassionsofhumanityistheanswer。Ofcourse,thereisart。AbombintheNationalGallerywouldmakesomenoise。
Butitwouldnotbeseriousenough。Arthasneverbeentheirfetish。It’slikebreakingafewbackwindowsinaman’shouse;whereas,ifyouwanttomakehimreallysitup,youmusttryatleasttoraisetheroof。Therewouldbesomescreamingofcourse,butfromwhom?Artists—artcriticsandsuchlike—peopleofnoaccount。Nobodymindswhattheysay。Butthereislearning—science。Anyimbecilethathasgotanincomebelievesinthat。Hedoesnotknowwhy,buthebelievesitmatterssomehow。Itisthesacrosanctfetish。Allthedamnedprofessorsareradicalsatheart。Letthemknowthattheirgreatpanjandrumhasgottogo,too,tomakeroomfortheFutureoftheProletariat。AhowlfromalltheseintellectualidiotsisboundtohelpforwardthelaboursoftheMilanConference。Theywillbewritingtothepapers。Theirindignationwouldbeabovesuspicion,nomaterialinterestsbeingopenlyatstake,anditwillalarmeveryselfishnessoftheclasswhichshouldbeimpressed。Theybelievethatinsomemysteriouswayscienceisatthesourceoftheirmaterialprosperity。Theydo。Andtheabsurdferocityofsuchademonstrationwillaffectthemmoreprofoundlythanthemanglingofawholestreet—ortheatre—fulloftheirownkind。
Tothatlasttheycanalwayssay:"Oh!it’smereclasshate。"Butwhatisonetosaytoanactofdestructiveferocitysoabsurdastobeincomprehensible,inexplicable,almostunthinkable;infact,mad?Madnessaloneistrulyterrifying,inasmuchasyoucannotplacateiteitherbythreats,persuasion,orbribes。Moreover,Iamacivilizedman。Iwouldneverdreamofdirectingyoutoorganizeamerebutchery,evenifIexpectedthebestresultsfromit。ButIwouldn’texpectfromabutcherytheresultIwant。Murderisalwayswithus。Itisalmostaninstitution。Thedemonstrationmustbeagainstlearning—science。Butnoteverysciencewilldo。Theattackmusthavealltheshockingsenselessnessofgratuitousblasphemy。Sincebombsareyourmeansofexpression,itwouldbereallytellingifonecouldthrowabombintopuremathematics。Butthatisimpossible。Ihavebeentryingtoeducateyou;Ihaveexpoundedtoyouthehigherphilosophyofyourusefulness,andsuggestedtoyousomeserviceablearguments。Thepracticalapplicationofmyteachinginterestsyoumostly。ButfromthemomentIhaveundertakentointerviewyouIhavealsogivensomeattentiontothepracticalaspectofthequestion。Whatdoyouthinkofhavingagoatastronomy?’
ForsometimealreadyMrVerloc’simmobilitybythesideofthearmchairresembledastateofcollapsedcoma—asortofpassiveinsensibilityinterruptedbyslightconvulsivestarts,suchasmaybeobservedinthedomesticdoghavinganightmareonthehearthrug。Anditwasinanuneasy,doglikegrowlthatherepeatedtheword:
`Astronomy。’
HehadnotrecoveredthoroughlyasyetfromthestateofbewildermentbroughtaboutbytheefforttofollowMrVladimir’srapid,incisiveutterance。
Ithadovercomehispowerofassimilation。Ithadmadehimangry。Thisangerwascomplicatedbyincredulity。Andsuddenlyitdawneduponhimthatallthiswasanelaboratejoke。MrVladimirexhibitedhiswhiteteethinasmile,withdimplesonhisround,fullfaceposedwithacomplacentinclinationabovethebristlingbowofhisnecktie。Thefavouriteofintelligentsocietywomenhadassumedhisdrawing—roomattitudeaccompanyingthedeliveryofdelicatewitticisms。Sittingwellforward,hiswhitehandupraised,heseemedtoholddelicatelybetweenhisthumbandforefingerthesubtletyofhissuggestion。
`Therecouldbenothingbetter。Suchanoutragecombinesthegreatestpossibleregardforhumanitywiththemostalarmingdisplayofferociousimbecility。Idefytheingenuityofjournaliststopersuadetheirpublicthatanygivenmemberoftheproletariatcanhaveapersonalgrievanceagainstastronomy。Starvationitselfcouldhardlybedraggedinthere—
eh?Andthereareotheradvantages。ThewholecivilizedworldhasheardofGreenwich。TheverybootblacksinthebasementofCharingCrossStationknowsomethingofit。See?’
ThefeaturesofMrVladimir,sowellknowninthebestsocietybytheirhumorousurbanity,beamedwithcynicalself—satisfaction,whichwouldhaveastonishedtheintelligentwomenhiswitentertainedsoexquisitely。`Yes,’
hecontinued,withacontemptuoussmile,`theblowingupofthefirstmeridianisboundtoraiseahowlofexecration。’
`Adifficultbusiness,’MrVerlocmumbled,feelingthatthiswastheonlysafethingtosay。
`Whatisthematter?Haven’tyouthewholegangunderyourhand?Theverypickofthebasket?ThatoldterroristYundtishere。IseehimwalkingaboutPiccadillyinhisgreenhavelockalmosteveryday。AndMichaelis,theticket—of—leaveapostle—youdon’tmeantosayyoudon’tknowwhereheis?Becauseifyoudon’t,Icantellyou,’MrVladimirwentonmenacingly。
`Ifyouimaginethatyouaretheonlyoneinthesecretfundlist,youaremistaken。’
ThisperfectlygratuitoussuggestioncausedMrVerloctoshufflehisfeetslightly。
`AndthewholeLausannelot—eh?Haven’ttheybeenflockingoverhereatthefirsthintoftheMilanConference?Thisisanabsurdcountry。’
`Itwillcostmoney,’MrVerlocsaid,byasortofinstinct。
`Thatcockwon’tfight,’MrVladimirretorted,withanamazinglygenuineEnglishaccent。`You’llgetyourscreweverymonth,andnomoretillsomethinghappens。Andifnothinghappensverysoonyouwon’tgeteventhat。What’syourostensibleoccupation?Whatareyousupposedtoliveby?’
`Ikeepashop,’answeredMrVerloc。`Ashop!Whatsortofshop?’`Stationery,newspapers。Mywife——’
`Yourwhat?’interruptedMrVladimirinhisgutturalCentralAsiantones。
`Mywife。’MrVerlocraisedhishuskyvoiceslightly。`Iammarried。’
`Thatbedamnedforayarn,’exclaimedtheotherinunfeignedastonishment。
`Married!Andyouaprofessedanarchist,too!Whatisthisconfoundednonsense?
ButIsupposeit’smerelyamannerofspeaking。Anarchistsdon’tmarry。
It’swellknown。Theycan’t。Itwouldbeapostasy。
`Mywifeisn’tone,’MrVerlocmumbled,sulkily。`Moreover,it’snoconcernofyours。’
`Oh,yes,itis,’snappedMrVladimir。`Iambeginningtobeconvincedthatyouarenotatallthemanfortheworkyou’vebeenemployedon。Why,youmusthavediscreditedyourselfcompletelyinyourownworldbyyourmarriage。Couldn’tyouhavemanagedwithout?Thisisyourvirtuousattachment—eh?Whatwithonesortofattachmentandanotheryouaredoingawaywithyourusefulness。’
MrVerloc,puffingouthischeeks,lettheairescapeviolently,andthatwasall。Hehadarmedhimselfwithpatience。Itwasnottobetriedmuchlonger。TheFirstSecretarybecamesuddenlyverycurt,detached,final。
`Youmaygonow,’hesaid。`Adynamiteoutragemustbeprovoked。Igiveyouamonth。ThesittingsoftheConferencearesuspended。Beforeitreassemblesagainsomethingmusthavehappenedhere,oryourconnectionwithusceases。’
Hechangedthenoteoncemorewithanunprincipledversatility。
`Thinkovermyphilosophy,Mr—Mr—Verloc,’hesaid,withasortofchaffingcondescension,wavinghishandtowardsthedoor。`Goforthefirstmeridian。Youdon’tknowthemiddleclassesaswellasIdo。Theirsensibilitiesarejaded。Thefirstmeridian。Nothingbetter,andnothingeasier,Ishouldthink。’
Hehadgotup,andwithhisthinsensitivelipstwitchinghumorously,watchedintheglassoverthemantelpieceMrVerlocbackingoutoftheroomheavily,hatandstickinhand。Thedoorclosed。
Thefootmanintrousers,appearingsuddenlyinthecorridor,ledMrVerlocanotherwayoutandthroughasmalldoorinthecornerofthecourtyard。
Theporterstandingatthegateignoredhisexitcompletely;andMrVerlocretracedthepathofhismorning’spilgrimageasifinadream—anangrydream。Thisdetachmentfromthematerialworldwassocompletethat,thoughthemortalenvelopeofMrVerlochadnothastenedundulyalongthestreets,thatpartofhimtowhichitwouldbeunwarrantablyrudetorefuseimmortality,founditselfattheshopdoorallatonce,asbornefromwesttoeastonthewingsofagreatwind。Hewalkedstraightbehindthecounter,andsatdownonawoodenchairthatstoodthere。Nooneappearedtodisturbhissolitude。Stevie,putintoagreenbaizeapron,wasnowsweepinganddustingupstairs,intentandconscientious,asthoughhewereplayingatit;andMrsVerloc,warnedinthekitchenbytheclatterofthecrackedbell,hadmerelycometotheglazeddooroftheparlour,andputtingthecurtainasidealittle,hadpeeredintothedimshop。Seeingherhusbandsittingthereshadowyandbulky,withhishattiltedfarbackonhishead,shehadatoncereturnedtoherstove。
AnhourormorelatershetookthegreenbaizeapronoffherbrotherStevie,andinstructedhimtowashhishandsandfaceintheperemptorytoneshehadusedinthatconnectionforfifteenyearsorso—eversinceshehad,infact,ceasedtoattendtotheboy’shandsandfaceherself。
Shesparedpresentlyaglanceawayfromherdishing—upfortheinspectionofthatfaceandthosehandswhichStevie,approachingthekitchentable,offeredforherapprovalwithanairofself—assurancehidingaperpetualresidueofanxiety。Formerlytheangerofthefatherwasthesupremelyeffectivesanctionoftheserites,butMrVerloc’splacidityindomesticlifewouldhavemadeallmentionofangerincredible—eventopoorStevie’snervousness。ThetheorywasthatMrVerlocwouldhavebeeninexpressiblypainedandshockedbyanydeficiencyofcleanlinessatmealtimes。WinnieafterthedeathofherfatherfoundconsiderableconsolationinthefeelingthatsheneednolongertrembleforpoorStevie。Shecouldnotbeartoseetheboyhurt。Itmaddenedher。Asalittlegirlshehadoftenfacedwithblazingeyestheirasciblelicensedvictuallerindefenceofherbrother。
NothingnowinMrsVerloc’sappearancecouldleadonetosupposethatshewascapableofapassionatedemonstration。
Shefinishedherdishing—up。Thetablewaslaidintheparlour。Goingtothefootofthestairsshescreamedout`Mother!’Thenopeningtheglazeddoorleadingtotheshop,`Adolf!’MrVerlochadnotchangedhisposition;
hehadnotapparentlystirredalimbforanhourandahalf。Hegotupheavily,andcametohisdinnerinhisovercoatandwithhishaton,withoututteringaword。Hissilenceinitselfhadnothingstartlinglyunusualinthishousehold,hiddenintheshadesofthesordidstreetseldomtouchedbythesun,behindthedimshopwithitswaresofdisreputablerubbish。
OnlythatdayMrVerloc’staciturnitywassoobviouslythoughtfulthatthetwowomenwereimpressedbyit。Theysatsilentthemselves,keepingawatchfuleyeonpoorStevie,lestheshouldbreakoutintooneofhisfitsofloquacity。HefacedMrVerlocacrossthetable,andremainedverygoodandquiet,staringvacantly。Theendeavourtokeephimfrommakinghimselfobjectionableinanywaytothemasterofthehouseputnoinconsiderableanxietyintothesetwowomen’slives。`Theboy,’astheyalludedtohimsoftlybetweenthemselves,hadbeenasourceofthatsortofanxietyalmostfromtheverydayofhisbirth。Thelatelicensedvictualler’shumiliationathavingsuchaverypeculiarboyforasonmanifesteditselfbyapropensitytobrutaltreatment;forhewasapersonoffinesensibilities,andhissufferingsasamanandafatherwereperfectlygenuine。AfterwardsSteviehadtobekeptfrommakinghimselfanuisancetothesinglegentlemenlodgers,whoarethemselvesaqueerlot,andareeasilyaggrieved。Andtherewasalwaystheanxietyofhismereexistencetoface。Visionsofaworkhouseinfirmaryforherchildhadhauntedtheoldwomaninthebasementbreakfast—roomofthedecayedBelgravianhouse。`Ifyouhadnetfoundsuchagoodhusband,mydear,’sheusedtosaytoherdaughter,`Idon’tknowwhatwouldhavebecomeofthatpoorboy。
MrVerlocextendedasmuchrecognitiontoStevieasamannotparticularlyfondofanimalsmaygivetohiswife’sbelovedcat;andthisrecognition,benevolentandperfunctory,wasessentiallyofthesamequality。Bothwomenadmittedtothemselvesthatnotmuchmorecouldbereasonablyexpected。
ItwasenoughtoearnforMrVerloctheoldwoman’sreverentialgratitude。
Intheearlydays,madescepticalbythetrialsoffriendlesslife,sheusedsometimestoaskanxiously:`Youdon’tthink,mydear,thatMrVerlocisgettingtiredofseeingStevieabout?’TothisWinnierepliedhabituallybyaslighttossofherhead。Once,however,sheretorted,witharathergrimpertness:`He’llhavetogettiredofmefirst。’Alongsilenceensued。
Themother,withherfeetproppeduponastool,seemedtobetryingtogettothebottomofthatanswer,whosefeminineprofundityhadstruckherallofaheap。ShehadneverreallyunderstoodwhyWinniehadmarriedMrVerloc。Itwasverysensibleofher,andevidentlyhadturnedoutforthebest,butthegirlmighthavenaturallyhopedtofindsomebodyofamoresuitableage。Therehadbeenasteadyyoungfellow,onlysonofabutcherinthenextstreet,helpinghisfatherinbusiness,withwhomWinniehadbeenwalkingoutwithobviousgusto。Hewasdependentonhisfather,itistrue;butthebusinesswasgood,andhisprospectsexcellent。Hetookhergirltothetheatreonseveralevenings。Thenjustasshebegantodreadtohearoftheirengagement(forwhatcouldshehavedonewiththatbighousealone,withStevieonherhands),thatromancecametoanabruptend,andWinniewentaboutlookingverydull。ButMrVerloc,turningupprovidentiallytooccupythefirst—floorfrontbedroom,therehadbeennomorequestionoftheyoungbutcher。Itwasclearlyprovidential。
CONRAD:TheSecretAgent,Chapter3CHAPTER3
`……Allidealizationmakeslifepoorer。Tobeautifyitistotakeawayitscharacterofcomplexity—itistodestroyit。Leavethattothemoralists,myboy。Historyismadebymen,buttheydonotmakeitintheirheads。Theideasthatarebornintheirconsciousnessplayaninsignificantpartinthemarchofevents。Historyisdominatedanddeterminedbythetoolandtheproduction—bytheforceofeconomicconditions。Capitalismhasmadesocialism,andthelawsmadebythecapitalistfortheprotectionofpropertyareresponsibleforanarchism。Noonecantellwhatformthesocialorganizationmaytakeinthefuture。Thenwhyindulgeinpropheticphantasies?Atbesttheycanonlyinterpretthemindoftheprophet,andcanhavenoobjectivevalue。Leavethatpastimetothemoralists,myboy。’
Michaelis,theticket—of—leaveapostle,wasspeakinginanevenvoice,avoicethatwheezedasifdeadenedandoppressedbythelayeroffatonhischest。Hehadcomeoutofahighlyhygienicprisonroundlikeatub,withanenormousstomachanddistendedcheeksofapale,semi—transparentcomplexion,asthoughforfifteenyearstheservantsofanoutragedsocietyhadmadeapointofstuffinghimwithfatteningfoodsinadampandlightlesscellar。Andeversincehehadnevermanagedtogethisweightdownasmuchasanounce。
ItwassaidthatforthreeseasonsrunningaverywealthyoldladyhadsenthimforacuretoMarienbad—wherehewasabouttosharethepubliccuriosityoncewithacrownedhead—butthepoliceonthatoccasionorderedhimtoleavewithintwelvehours。Hismartyrdomwascontinuedbyforbiddinghimallaccesstothehealingwaters。Buthewasresignednowasmuchasanounce。
ItwassaidthatforthreeseasonsrunningaverywealthyoldladyhadsenthimforacuretoMarienbad—wherehewasabouttosharethepubliccuriosityoncewithacrownedhead—butthepoliceonthatoccasionorderedhimtoleavewithintwelvemonths。Hismartyrdomwascontinuedbyforbiddinghimallaccesstothehealingwaters。Buthewasresignednow。
Withhiselbowpresentingnoappearanceofajoint,butmorelikeabendinadummy’slimb,thrownoverthebackofachair,heleanedforwardslightlyoverhisshortandenormousthighstospitintothegrate。
`Yes!Ihadthetimetothinkthingsoutalittle,’headdedwithoutemphasis。`Societyhasgivenmeplentyoftimeformeditation。’
Ontheothersideofthefireplace,inthehorse—hairarmchairwhereMrsVerloc’smotherwasgenerallyprivilegedtosit,KarlYundtgiggledgrimly,withafaintblackgrimaceofatoothlessmouth。Theterrorist,ashecalledhimself,wasoldandbald,withanarrow,snow—whitewispofagoateehanginglimplyfromhischin。Anextraordinaryexpressionofunderhandmalevolencesurvivedinhisextinguishedeyes。Whenherosepainfullythethrustingforwardofaskinnygropinghanddeformedbygoutyswellingssuggestedtheeffortofamoribundmurderersummoningallhisremainingstrengthforalaststab。Heleanedonathickstick,whichtrembledunderhisotherhand。`Ihavealwaysdreamed,’hemouthed,fiercely,`ofabandofmenabsoluteintheirresolvetodiscardallscruplesinthechoiceofmeans,strongenoughtogivethemselvesfranklythenameofdestroyers,andfreefromthetaintofthatresignedpessimismwhichrotstheworld。
Nopityforanythingonearth,includingthemselves,anddeathenlistedforgoodandallintheserviceofhumanity—that’swhatIwouldhavelikedtosee。
Hislittlebaldheadquivered,impartingacomicalvibrationtothewispofwhitegoatee。Hisenunciationwouldhavebeenalmosttotallyunintelligibletoastranger。Hisworn—outpassion,resemblinginitsimpotentfiercenesstheexcitementofasenilesensualist,wasbadlyservedbyadriedthroatandtoothlessgumswhichseemedtocatchthetipofhistongue。MrVerloc,establishedinthecornerofthesofaattheotherendoftheroom,emittedtwoheartygruntsofassent。
Theoldterroristturnedslowlyhisheadonhisskinnyneckfromsidetoside。
`AndIcouldnevergetasmanyasthreesuchmentogether。Somuchforyourrottenpessimism,’hesnarledatMichaelis,whouncrossedhisthicklegssimilartobolsters,andslidhisfeetabruptlyunderhischairinsignofexasperation。
Heapessimist!Preposterous!Hecriedoutthatthechargewasoutrageous。
Hewassofarfrompessimismthathesawalreadytheendofallprivatepropertycomingalonglogically,unavoidably,bythemeredevelopmentofitsinherentviciousness。Thepossessorsofpropertyhadnotonlytofacetheawakenedproletariat,buttheyhadalsotofightamongstthemselves。
Yes。Struggle,warfare,wastheconditionofprivateownership。Itwasfatal。Ah!hedidnotdependuponemotionalexcitementtokeepuphisbelief,nodeclamations,noanger,novisionsofblood—redflagswaving,ormetaphoricalluridsunsofvengeancerisingabovethehorizonofadoomedsociety。Nothe!Coldreason,heboasted,wasthebasisofhisoptimism。Yesoptimism——
Hislaboriouswheezingstopped,then,afteragasportwo,headded:
`Don’tyouthinkthat,ifIhadnotbeentheoptimistIam,Icouldnothavefoundinfifteenyearssomemeanstocutmythroat?And,inthelastinstance,therewerealwaysthewallsofmycelltodashmyheadagainst。’
Theshortnessofbreathtookallfire,allanimationoutofhisvoice;